Monkeypox Posted January 27, 2007 Share Posted January 27, 2007 My friend, you are an evil genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramaeno Posted January 27, 2007 Author Share Posted January 27, 2007 [SIZE="2"][I]Monday Week 3, January 2007[/I][/SIZE] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/TCWCOM.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/TCWWebBanner.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B][CENTER]TCW.COM[/CENTER][/B] [QUOTE][B][U][CENTER]OFFICIAL TOTAL WRESTLING PREVIEW[/CENTER][/U][/B] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/TCWTotalProLogo2.gif[/IMG] [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/TCWTPPROMOTCVSMCK.gif[/IMG][/CENTER] [B][U][CENTER]TCW: MALICE IN WONDELAND[/CENTER][/U][/B] [B][CENTER]A CINDERELLA STORY[/CENTER][/B] TCW: MALICE IN WONDERLAND is only weeks away. Last week history was made when former APWF Champion Marcus McKing returned from a 15 year plus lay off to become TCW's number 1 contender. McKing shocked the world in 1975 when he defeated George DeColt to become the APWF Champion at only 19 years old. Does McKing still have some of that magic left? Apparently he did a week ago. Citing that he is not a wrestler and only taking Cornell's invitation to the battle royal after much prompting, it remains a very serious question as to whether or whether not McKing will even sign the contract to challenge Cornell at Malice in Wonderland. If he doesn't, just WHO WILL face Cornell? [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/WWTourn07log2.gif[/IMG][/CENTER] [B][U][CENTER]UNDISPUTED UNIFIED WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP[/CENTER][/U][/B] [B][CENTER]THE WORLD WARRIORS TOURNAMENT 2007[/CENTER][/B] The World Warriors Tournament was announced in explosive manner at the outset of 2007. A week later we were introduced to the greatest champions from around the world. Two weeks away from Malice in Wonderland and Round 1, TCW.COM can confirm with EXCLUSIVE NEWS that on TCW: Total Wrestling viewers will be treated to footage of the world class training methods of the World Warriors Tournament contestants. Furthermore, who is the tournaments number 1 seed and will we find out at Total Wrestling? [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/LIBANNLOGO1.gif[/IMG][/CENTER] TCW Superstar and former multi time TCW World Champion Liberty comes to Total Championship Wrestling Presents: Total Wrestling with a HUGE announcement. Nobody knows the nature of this announcement, ONLY Liberty! He has had a shaky time as of late and suffered some devastating injuries at the hands of BLZ Bubb. Rumours have been running rampant that these injuries were so bad Liberty may need to take alot of time off or possibly even RETIRE! What could Liberty have to say? And if the nature of this "big announcement" is anywhere near as big as the announcements from Tommy Cornell what could POSSIBLY be in store for TCW? [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/TCWPJSDH1.gif[/IMG][/CENTER] Since TCW's inception under the banner of Hollywierd Grappling Company, TCW has always drawn the attention of celebrities and VIP's across the globe. TCW will be extending a special welcome to one such man, wrestling enthusiast and multi-millionaire, affectionately called by his friends "Playboy," Jake Sawyer. This is just a look at only SOME of the action to expect from the greatest wrestling show on the planet! Here is a quick look at even MORE things to come: Floyd Goldworthy's beast BOOM has had his hands full with Painful Procedure alumni Billy Jack Shearer and Randall Hopkirk, a tag team that share the same name as the band they once rocked out with. Things have become so complicated between both parties that a MASKED MAN has appeared and has aided Goldworthy and Boom. With a match signed for Malice in Wonderland between Painful Procedure against Boom and The Masked Man, perhaps we'll learn the identity of this mysterious individual? Texas Pete has had his hands full with former friends The Young Guns. The Young Guns have exhibited some hghly controversial behavior as of late and have redubbed themselves "Backbreaker Mountain." Speculation has arisen over their sexual preferences but we assure you that TCW holds no bias towards any wrestlers orientation and every wrestler of any persuasion can compete to the best of their ability. While nothing can be confirmed about Backbreaker Mountain in that regard, they have certainly acted WAY more feminine than usual, but perhaps it is all a ploy to confuse their opponents? Their new name a tribute to their devastating super top rope double team backbreaker maneuver, what will happen next in this bitter feud? There is so much happening lately in TCW that it's hard to keep track of it all! Join us on Tuesday for TOTAL CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING PRESENTS: TOTAL WRESTLING, the greatest wrestling show on the planet and the HOME of CHAMPIONS![/QUOTE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramaeno Posted January 27, 2007 Author Share Posted January 27, 2007 [I][SIZE="2"]Tuesday Week 3, January 2007[/SIZE][/I] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/ARVideologo.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B][CENTER]A.R. VIDEO.COM[/CENTER][/B] [FONT="Arial Narrow"][SIZE="2"]A.R. VIDEO is a privately owned and operated organization dedicated to distributing wrestling footage around the world. Specializing in Japanese and Indy wrestling videos as well as compliations, A.R. Video has footage dating back to the 1970s from every corner of the world. A.R. Video is not affiliated with SWF, TCW or NOTBPW. All rights reserved.[/SIZE][/FONT] __________________________________________________________ [B][U][CENTER]AN A.R. VIDEO PRESENTATION:[/CENTER][/U][/B] [COLOR="Red"][SIZE="5"][B][I][U][CENTER]THE BEST OF THE SHOOTS VOLUME VII[/CENTER][/U][/I][/B][/SIZE][/COLOR] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/EddStone.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B][CENTER]NOTBPW SUPERSTAR EDD STONE OF THE STONE DYNASTY[/CENTER][/B] A.R. Video: Hello everybody and welcome to another edition of A.R. Video Shooting with the Stars. We are proud to bring you fans out there our SEVENTH volume already and boy, it seems like yesterday when we sat down with Chief Two Eagles for our first shoot. Today we are sitting here alongside one of the sports brightest and most talented youngsters, he is apart of the very legendary Stone family, he is The 24 Hour Party Animal, Edd Stone. Hello Edd and how are you Edd Stone: If we're gonna do this I want you to call me by my Christian name, Eddy. A.R. Video: Very well then, EDDY Stone, how are you? Edd Stone: Are we on? A.R. Video: Yes. Edd Stone: Just let me know a couple of minutes before we go on because I'm gonna light this up over here. A.R. Video: Uhm, Ed, or uhm, Ed I mean Eddy... We are on? Edd Stone: Look, if you're gonna call me Ed I'm just gonna f**kin' leave right now okay? A.R. Video: No, Eddy Stone, we are currently on and filming? Edd Stone: Well what kind of f***in' bull**** is this? What kind of shabby operation is this, EH? You kiddin' me man? You want to try to stink me out man? Look what I got in my hand!! A.R. Video: Eddy we apologize. Edd Stone: No. Don't apologize. I'm not ashamed. Let me tell you, I was told by Jesus hmself that I can smoke this. He gave me many gifts and he said I could have one vice and here it is. I'm proud because I have permission. A.R. Video: Very well then Eddy. So, I return to my question, How are you? Edd Stone: I know your kind. You surf the net all day, you're just some player hating son of a ****. You and the rest of those net nerds. A.R. Video: Net nerds? I take it you have a problem with the internet? Edd Stone: Hahaha, did Charlie tell you that? A.R. Video: Charlie? Edd Stone: MY NAME IS EDDY. You know, these player hating sons of *******, they think they can hold me back but nobody can because I got street cred, *****. A.R. Video: Street cred? Eddy, you have grown up in the luxurious Stone mansion? Edd Stone: You questioning my cred? You kidding me man? You think its easy growing up, going to private school, taking anti-depressants, I got ADD man. What the hell, you making fun of people who ain't as good as you? A.R. Video: I was merely suggesting? Edd Stone: Well let me suggest. A.R. Video: Suggest what? Edd Stone: Next question. A.R. Video: Let me ask you a question Edd Stone, who are your influences, currently and when you were growing up, surrounded by your siblings, father, you have been apart of possibly the greatest wrestling family there is, can you elaborate on this? Edd Stone: I SAID STOP CALLING ME ED. MY CHRISTIAN-JUDO NAME IS EDDY. Now, what does evaporate mean? A.R. Video: Evaporate? Edd Stone: You said evaporate on this? What is that? A.R. Video: OH, Elaborate..like, can you talk in detail about that. Edd Stone: What? About What? A.R. Video: About your influences. Edd Stone: Oh. Well growing up on the street, rap has played a big part in my life. A.R. Video: The streets of Canada? Edd Stone: EH? A.R. Video: I mean, what are your PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING INFLUENCES? Edd Stone: My talent was given to me by God. A.R. Video: So who do you like to watch WRESTLE if anybody? Edd Stone: My favorite wrestler growing up was me. But I also like Jack DeColt. A.R. Video: Jack DeColt? I thought your family and his are bitter rivals? Edd Stone: So? Don't tell anybody I said that. A.R. Video: Uh..........Okay. Edd Stone: I also watch SWF. A.R. Video: Why? Edd Stone: I love watching Big Smack Scott. A.R. Video: BIG SMACK SCOTT? Edd Stone: Big Smack Scott. A.R. Video: I apologize but many on the OUTSIDE of the business CONSTANTLY critize him. What do you, a gifted high flyer and member of a prominent wrestling family, what do you possibly see in Big Smack Scott? Edd Stone: See? Ha! That **** player hating son of a ***** is ***** **** **** *** *** ***** *** **** **** A.R. Video: MY GOD! Edd Stone: Yeah! You **** **** *** *** ***** ** and you didn't know that? A.R. Video: This is Shooting with the Stars and boy are we shooting now! Edd Stone: I don't shoot. I only smoke. A.R. Video: We are with the incomproble Eddy Stone of the famous Stone family. Edd, in your short time in this business, you've been labelled a trouble maker, while gifted, many have said that if your father didn't run NOTBPW, you wouldn't be able to hold a job anywhere? Edd Stone: You talk alot of **** for a guy with a weird accent. You wanna fight me, *****? A.R. Video: Eddy, this is strictly for the viewers of this video. I happen to like you. Edd Stone: You want to watch me shower? I charge 10 bucks but don't touch me. A.R. Video: ..... Edd Stone: So listen, when we start filming I don't want to say anything too crazy. I got one good story about that guy Mammoth up North. It's not too edgy or anything, I don't want to **** **** up with people. A.R. Video: ....Right.... Edd Stone: ....... A.R. Video: Let's play word association. Edd Stone: Are we on camera? A.R. Video: Yes. Edd Stone: Hey A.R. I just want to thank you for the opportunity of bringing me out here to Phoenix to shoot this video, it's a wonderful opportunity and I thank you. A.R. Video: Okay. Edd Stone: God bless you. A.R. Video: I didn't sneeze? Edd Stone: I know. A.R. Video: Okay, word association.... Edd Stone: Yes. A.R. Video: CANADIAN GOLDEN COMBAT Edd Stone: Uhm, listen, maybe you can edit this out of the video or something but I don't work for them. A.R. Video I know you don't... This is word association. Edd Stone: Association? Like the association...the one with the girl wrestlers? I dated a few of them, you know? A.R. Video: Do tell. Edd Stone: You ever hear of Catherine Quinne? A.R. Video: I sure have. Edd Stone: She's Canadian, y'know.... A.R. Video: And you're saying you've dated her? Edd Stone: No, absolutely not. A.R. Video: Okay, Eddy, I am going to say something, a word or two or three or more, and I want you to just say the first thing that comes to mind when I say it. Edd Stone: Great. Just let me know a few minutes before we go on air, I want to light up a new one. A.R. Video: Okay, great, fine, whatever. Can we just do this? I'm gonna start now. Edd Stone: Great. Listen, A.R. Video on behalf of NOTBPW I just want to thank you for A.R. Video: GEORGE DECOLT AND WE'RE ON AIR Edd Stone: GEORGE DECOLT WISHES HE WAS MY FATHER. A.R. Video: AMERICAN WRESTLING Edd Stone: CARNIVAL ACT. A JOKE. STEROID USING FAKES. A.R. Video: NOTBPW Edd Stone: BEST PROMOTION IN THE WORLD. A.R. Video: THE FUTURE Edd Stone: ME. A.R. Video: SUPREME WRESTLING FEDERATION Edd Stone: A SOAP OPERA. A.R. Video: TOTAL CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING Edd Stone: WHAT'S THAT? OH YEAH. UHM... COME BACK TO ME! NEXT... A.R. Video: DAN STONE JR. Edd Stone: PANCAKES A.R. Video: Pancakes? Edd Stone: Waffles. A.R. Video: Wha...No no, why did you say Pancakes? Edd Stone: You said first thing that comes to mind. A.R. Video: Eddy Stone it has been a pleasure. Thank you. Edd Stone: Sure. When are we going on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaded Posted January 27, 2007 Share Posted January 27, 2007 Woooooot! Go Eddy :) Always my favourite Stone :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeypox Posted January 27, 2007 Share Posted January 27, 2007 Oh, that hurts. Can't laugh anymore. This is really not worksafe, man - too funny. Good thing I read it on Saturday morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramaeno Posted January 28, 2007 Author Share Posted January 28, 2007 [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/TCW.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/presentsbanner2.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/TWbanner2.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B][CENTER]on[/CENTER][/B] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/GNNLOGO.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/UtahPR.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B][CENTER]Utah Park Reservation[/CENTER][/B] [I][SIZE="2"][CENTER]Tuesday Week 3, 2007[/CENTER][/SIZE][/I] [B]DARK MATCHES:[/B] [B][U][CENTER]TEN MAN TAG TEAM MATCH[/CENTER][/U][/B] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/DaveyCeltic.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/GabrielGreen.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/LittleBillLebowski.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/LandMass.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/MerleOCurle.jpg[/IMG] VS [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/AaronAndrews.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/ClarkAlexander.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/CharlieThatcher.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/FreddyHuggins.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/RonnieVPain.jpg[/IMG] [B]THE DUBLIN ROGUES W.C[/B] [FONT="Arial Narrow"][SIZE="2"](wrestling club)[/SIZE][/FONT] VERSUS [B]AARON ANDREWS[/B],[B] ICEMAN C.A[/B]., [B]CHARLIE THATCHER[/B], [B]FREDDY HUGGINS [/B]and [B]RONNIE V. PAIN[/B][/CENTER] The massive Utah Park Reservation sporting complex was hardly full as this massive wrestling contest got underway. The arena public address system wasn't fully turned on at this juncture and so neither side had any theme music. Well, that's not totally true. The Dublin Rogues did have theme music but that's because they played their own tune. Sporting a leprechaun outfit, Fightin' Tommy McMurphy (authors note: the former Little Bill Lebowski) was blowing incredibly hard on a set of bagpipes he brought with him. Thankfully the cameras weren't rolling because he just made a ton of ear wrenching noise, clearly showing a lack of knowledge on the pipes. At any rate, the fans that were there (mostly out of towners who came early or hardcore marks) didn't seem to care too much about this bout. It was petty sloppy all around with alot of both nervous and inexperienced workers in the ring. The conclusion saw Bull O'Doyle (authors note: The former Land Mass) sit down right on Aaron Andrews chest for the win. Winners: [B]THE DUBLIN ROGUES W.C.[/B] Rating: [B]D[/B] [LEFT][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/ArchieJudge.jpg[/IMG][/LEFT] [B]Road Agent Archie Judge with the Verdict:[/B] Tara Green, that fair red headed dame who came out with the Irish boys did some good work at ringside. Merle O'Curle is one helluva worker! That boy can fly around, stretch 'em out. What a performance from him! Aaron Andrews is REALLY coming along. He had a great performance from top to bottom! Gabriel Green, Fightin' Tommy McMurphy and Bull O'Doyle are all definitely getting better. I've watched them at the house shows and they've already shown strides of progress. Freddy Huggins is also looking better and better. [B][CENTER]TAG TEAM MATCH[/CENTER][/B] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/JayDarkness-1.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/RaulDarkness-1.jpg[/IMG] VS [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/RobertOxford.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/JoelBryant.jpg[/IMG] [B]THE DARKNESS WARRIORS[/B] VERSUS [B]THE TAG TEAM SPECIALISTS[/B][/CENTER] The massive arena gradually began to fill up but there were still patches of empty seats visible. The P.A. system was apparently turned on now and the familiar dark, gothic theme music of The Darkness Warriors filtered in. They were greeted with some boos, although few, there was still more noise uttered for their entrance than there was for the entire ten man tag team match. The Warriors were booed and so were their opponents. This heel versus heel encounter certainly didn't swing the fans in any which direction. It was a good mach and rather fast paced. There were minimal submission holds utilized and was basically a cluster of quick exchanges. The finish saw Robert Oxford take out Raul Darkness with a hand full of tights. Winners: [B]THE TAG TEAM SPECIALISTS[/B] Rating: [B]C-[/B] [LEFT][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/ArchieJudge.jpg[/IMG][/LEFT] [B]Road Agent Archie Judge with the Verdict:[/B] Joel Bryant came out of the match looking pretty good. Robert Oxford showed us a few new tricks in there, looks like hes been working on his high flying game! [B][I][U][CENTER]TOTAL CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING PRESENTS: TOTAL WRESTLING!!![/CENTER][/U][/I][/B] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/JasonAzaria.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B][I][CENTER]Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah GOOD EVENING EVERYBODY!!![/CENTER][/I][/B] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/KyleRhodes.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I]IF I WASN'T SO PUMPED UP EACH AND EVERY TUESDAY NIGHT, JASON, I'D KILL YOU FOR YELLING IN MY EAR LIKE THAT WEEK IN AND WEEK OUT![/I] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/JasonAzaria.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I][CENTER]AND GOOD EVENING TO YOU TOO, KYLE RHODES! WELCOME EVERYBODY TO TOTAL CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING PRESENTS: TOTAL WRESTLING!! AS USUAL, I AM YOUR HOST, THE MAN OF A THOUSAND, A MILLION, A BILLION WRESTLING FACTS, JASON AZARIA! TO MY RIGHT, YOUR LEFT TONIGHT, HE IS THE MAN OFTEN DUPLICATED, NEVER REPLICATED, KYLE RHODES![/CENTER][/I] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/KyleRhodes.jpg[/IMG] THANK YOU, thank you, Jason. I am really excited to be here tonight, ladies and gentlemen. If tonight is anything like the past three weeks, I tell you what folks, you're in for the night of your life! [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/JasonAzaria.jpg[/IMG] I couldn't have said it any better myself, Kyle! The past three weeks of TCW television have been possibly the best in our ten plus years of existence! There is alot to be excited about, isn't there Kyle? [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/KyleRhodes.jpg[/IMG] Absolutely! The war of words I'm sure will continue tonight between Texas Pete and Backbreaker Mountain, and we've seen quite the saga between Floyd Goldworthy, his man BOOM and his former men, Painful Procedure. Not only that, but some mysterious, hulking masked man has stepped into the picture now, maybe we'll get some answers about that, tonight! [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/JasonAzaria.jpg[/IMG] OH definitely, Kyle! I'm sure we'll hear more about that and not to undermine the relevance of those issues, as if they weren't big enough but even bigger we are set to learn a little bit more about some of the contestants in the WORLD WARRIORS TOURNAMENT 2007! The world title unfication extravaganza set to start in ONLY TWO WEEKS at TCW: MALICE IN WONDERLAND! [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/KyleRhodes.jpg[/IMG] Well that is definitely exciting stuff right there Jason but I'll one up ya because tonight we are gonna see just what Tommy Cornell has to say about that history making battle royal one week ago. [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/JasonAzaria.jpg[/IMG] That's toally right on the money Kyle! For those of you at home who may've missed us last week, SHAME ON YOU! Last week, HISTORY was made! Ladies and gentlemen, in the 1970s there was a bright star in this business, you may or may not know of him, his name was Marcus McKing. His career was bright as ever in the 1970s but came to a crashing halt do to politics and injures in the early 90s. Here at TCW we decided to honor this man a week ago. Later in that evening Tommy Cornell came out to introduce the invited wrestlers for the number 1 contenders battle royal. Only 9 men entered the 10 man contest because the final participants, TCW superstar Liberty was injured at the hands of BLZ Bubb. Cornell invited the retired McKing into the battle royal and after much hesitation McKing stepped into the ring. McKing shocked the world when he eliminated BLZ Bubb and gained the number 1 contendership! [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/KyleRhodes.jpg[/IMG] Yeah, Jason. It even shocked me! You know, McKing does not look to be in top condition, if we see him tonight, hopefully he's gotten into the gym or something. This is the top competition in the world and IF he decides to accept his shot at Malice in Wonderland he is gonna be in for the fight of is life if he's not prepared mentally and physically! [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/JasonAzaria.jpg[/IMG] Kyle, once again you are right on the money bec-...Oh, whats that? What's that noise! OH! Here we go...I know that song and I know you do too ladies and gentlemen....LET'S GET TO RINGSIDE! [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/Liberty.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] The theme music of former multi time TCW world champion and wrestling superstar Liberty kicks up. He is greeted by a mixed reaction by the crowd at the Utah Park Reservation. The crowd was pretty much fully there now and while the massive arena did have some empty seats, there was certainly thousands in attendance. Liberty looked in good shape and was wearing his usual attire of tye-dye pants, shades, a bandana. He had tye dye wrestling boots with a peace symbol on the ankles. He had brown sort of hippy/cowboy vest on with a giant pink peace symbol on the back. He got into the ring and grabbed the mic. [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/Liberty.jpg[/IMG] Hey uh.. Is this thing on? Right on...Okay, great...Cool. Uhm, liiiikie, well, I'm out here today and stuff because y'know...I'm like, actually not feeling good vibes lately, like from you people and from like, TCW. I mean, like uhm... Yeah man I'm actually pretty ticked off.[/CENTER] [I]The crowd responded with an odd mix of cheers and boos[/I]. [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/Liberty.jpg[/IMG] Yeah like, I've had alot going on lately. Like some pretty negative stuff, y'know, like outside of the ring. I mean, like I kinda guess you might've...uh, y'know, heard about some of it...On like, the internet or somethin'...ya know? But like, listen man 'cuz it's not totally true and I wouldn't buy anything unless you like, heard it from my mouth.[/CENTER] [I]The crowd still gave that weird mixed reaction[/I] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/Liberty.jpg[/IMG] Well yeah...Uhm, anyway, look I'm actually out here 'cuz like, there's some serious business going on..uhm, and it's actually pretty bad. I mean, last week, uh...y'know, that old dude, he kinda like, yeah, he totally took my spot in the battle royal and is like, totally taking my spot at Malice in Wonderland because I'm like totally the rightful number 1 contender and stuff.[/CENTER] [I]more cheers than boos now but still a mixed response.[/I] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/Liberty.jpg[/IMG] Yeah...I know and like, I was totally at the show last week but they wouldn't let me out, y'know? Yeah, it's like this totally whacky and zany and just BOGUS like conspiracy and stuff....I jus- [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/TommyCornell.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] The crowd raised to their feet in unison as Liberty was cut off by the theme music of TCW World Champion Tommy Cornell. The theme kicked up and Tommy Cornell was wearing an immaculate pinstripped navy blue suit. He had the TCW Championship over his shoulder and the fans showered him with boos. There were some audible cheers but Cornell was not particularly liked in Utah. He was displaying more and more babyface characteristics over the week and a patriotism or TCW not seen in awhile but it was a gradual and not outright process. He got into the ring and immediately produced a microphone. [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/TommyCornell.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/Liberty.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/TommyCornell.jpg[/IMG] LIBERTY MATE, I've known you for a VERY, VERY long time, SON. And if there's one thing that I know about Liberty it's that you've got a major problem with getting to the point, son. You go on and on and on, and by the end of the damned interview people are left wonderin' what in the hell they'd just witnessed. Now I've come out here to HELP YOU tell these people the truth. You aren't here to complain about a mismatch or what have you, you're out here with a serious announcement. [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/Liberty.jpg[/IMG] Yeah, like, Tommy Cornell and stuff, you like...told me some pretty bogus stuff, DUDE. Why don't you explain this stuff to like...the people because I'm like, pretty sure that you're like, full of it and uhm..stuff.[/CENTER] [I]the fans cheered[/I] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/TommyCornell.jpg[/IMG] Well ladies and gentlemen, fine. I will. I ask you for your attention for this moment because for the sake of this broadcast I can't allow Liberty to rant on out here for the entirity of this card. He'll be out here for the whole show, talking you to sleep as well as talking you in circles. the crowd booed Cornell [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/TommyCornell.jpg[/IMG] Right, right...Well you can say what you want and by the time I'm finished I know that you'll have plenty of venom at me but here is the facts. YES, Liberty was backstage last week and YES he was an original invitee of the battle royal BUT....Ladies and gentlemen, straight to the point here, Liberty suffered CAREER ENDING INJURIES two weeks ago at the hands of BLZ Bubb.[/CENTER] [I]the crowd went "OOH" at this shocking news. Liberty had his hands on his waist and shook his head.[/I] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/TommyCornell.jpg[/IMG] You see, whether Liberty will agree or approve of this or not, these are the facts. After EVERY SINGLE wrestling match that you see on television, as per agreements with insurance companies as well as with every states athletic commission, we at TCW are REQUIRED to have every wrestler IMMEDIATELY examined by a physician. When Liberty was stretchered out of the arena he had suffered a herniated disc in his lower back as well as cervical spine. In addition, he suffered MULTIPLE concussions. NOT ONLY THAT but LIBERTY TESTED POSITIVE FOR BANNED SUBSTANCES AS REVEALED LATER THAT WEEK VIA TCW DRUG TESTING POLICY![/CENTER] [I]the crowd went "OOH!" once again and even began showering the ring with boos![/I] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/JasonAzaria.jpg[/IMG] [I]THIS IS SHOCKING![/I] [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/TommyCornell.jpg[/IMG] EVEN IF HE WAS HEALTHY, he would NOT be allowed to participate due to TCW policy whereby a wrestler will serve a MINIMUM of ONE WEEK suspensions! That is only adding fuel to the fire, however, because it DEEPLY saddens ME and EVERYBODY in TCW over this HORRIBLE news! TCW owes LIBERTY an excess of gratitude for his sacrifices to the company, it is truly terrible that Liberty has to leave the ring at the peak of his career![/CENTER] [I]the fans are still booing.[/I] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/Liberty.jpg[/IMG] Y'know...this is a real bummer and all but look, Tommy, like uhm, man to man and stuff, bro, look...I look good man, I been in the gym. I mean, I'm sorry about the drug stuff but like, I feel good and I like, look good, I'm real positive I mean, what's the deal here? [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/TommyCornell.jpg[/IMG] Liberty, mate. Wrestler to wrestler, man to man, I understand. To the fans this is a MASSIVE let down. I am saddened by this too because TCW, quite frankly, needs a man of your stature and celebrity to wrestle out here but listen mate, there is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF. You were a warrior for your entire career and you have done alot of good in the TCW ring. [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/Liberty.jpg[/IMG] But Tommy, man...dude, you ain't hearin' me, bro. I'm sayin, like...I don't FEEL injured.. I feel good man... I feel great! [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/TommyCornell.jpg[/IMG] Liberty, I understand. I want you to wrestle, THESE PEOPLE want you to wrestle. You were given a thorough examination by our then on hand TCW physician. We then directed you to FOUR other specialists, ALL gave TCW the SAME report. They said that if you were to wrestle you are risking permanent paralysis, potential brain damage or possibly FATALITY. Liberty, life is wrestling, for you, for me, for anybody who gets in here like a modern day gladiator. What wrestling isnt, is DEATH. I can NOT, as CEO of TCW, sanction any fight concerning you. No promotion of merit in the WORLD would sanction a fight with your medical status. I am sorry to have to force you to hang up the boots, Liberty, but you will never wrestle again, and if you do, it will NOT be in a TCW ring.[/CENTER] [I]the fans booed emphatically now.[/I] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/Liberty.jpg[/IMG] Tommy dude, I don't CARE WHAT YOU SAY MAN! I know my body better than any freakin' doctor...any specialists or whatever man... You may think I'm retired and stuff but I promise man, I will wrestle again, if it ain't here then whatever, maybe it'll be somewhere else and stuff...but I PROMISE you man, you haven't seen the last of Liberty! [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/TommyCornell.jpg[/IMG] Well Liberty, you'll always be welcomed by TCW as a friend and as a warrior. There are a variety of public relation jobs available for you, be it as a commentator or in the front office. We will honor you with a lifetime commitment as you honored us in the ring for the past years. We thank you for your service and if you choose to go, we wish you the best of luck but at least I know that it won't be ME or TCW responsible for any SERIOUS injuries you incur in the future.[/CENTER] [I]Tommy Cornell extended his hand and Liberty begrudginly shook it. Cornell bowed his head to Liberty and then left the ring, not paying any attention to the fans. Liberty looked around in a confused state. He took his trademark glasses off and dsplayed eyes that looked tired and tearful. A tear rolled down his cheek and the crowd stood up giving him a standing ovation. Liberty shook his head in disbelief and then in a moment of class he looked to the heavens and launched his arm high in the air showing off the peace sign one more time as the crowd cheered.[/I] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/JasonAzaria.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I][CENTER](in a sad, monotonous voice)[/CENTER][/I] [CENTER]This is sad....sad...news, people. This is asbolutely sad and shocking. [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/KyleRhodes.jpg[/IMG] Another episode of TCW Total Wrestling opens up in an unbelievable way... I too am shocked and saddened, Jason. [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/JasonAzaria.jpg[/IMG] I don't know what to say right now...just..just...Liberty, thank you. Thank you for the memories.[/CENTER] Rating: [B]B+[/B] [B][U][CENTER]TCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH [/CENTER][/U][/B] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/Grunt.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/Stink.jpg[/IMG] VS [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/HumanArsenal.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/BrentHill.jpg[/IMG] THE CHALLENGERS, [B]THE NATION OF FILTH[/B] versus THE CHAMPIONS, [B]THE MACHINES[/B][/CENTER] Having gone on a bit of a winning streak lately in their rare singles bouts as well as in tag team action, The Nation of Filth found themselves in a title challenging position against the Machines. In the ring, the Nation had the distinct strength advantage but the bout came off nearly as a mismatch in a different way. For every wild swing or rampaging charge, the Wrestling Machines were able to avoid or counter and make The Nation pay big time. A Vicious Hot Shot from Wrestling Machine #2 finished off Stink and it was back to the drawing board for The Nation. Winners and STILL CHAMPIONS: [B]THE MACHINES[/B] [I][SIZE="2"](The Machines Make defense Number 2 of their TCW Tag Team Championships)[/SIZE][/I] Rating: [B]C[/B] [LEFT][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/ArchieJudge.jpg[/IMG][/LEFT] [B]Road Agent Archie Judge with the Verdict:[/B] Wow! Watching The Machines go to work is a reminder to every wrestler as to why they're in this business and to every fan as to why they love this business! They both looked excellent out there! [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/JasonAzaria.jpg[/IMG] Wow, what a great performance from the Machines, I don't know that ANYBODY can take their gold away! [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/KyleRhodes.jpg[/IMG] You said it, Jay! [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/JasonAzaria.jpg[/IMG] Well ladies and gentlemen, as previously mentioned, the TCW: World Warriors tournament is only two weeks away. Last week we met the contestants, today we will learn a little more about them. The audience will view this footage on the TOTAL-TRON at the rampway and we now cut to the footage for you at home.[/CENTER] [B][U][CENTER]SEED #8 THE DUBLIN DESTROYER[/CENTER][/U][/B] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/TheDublinDestroyer.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I][CENTER]A home video of sorts began playing over the television sets of all watching and on the giant TOTAL-TRON at the rampway. The footage began with The Dublin Destroyer standing in the middle of a circle of men. The men surrounding him were the members of the Dublin Rogues WC. The Destroyer was in the middle of the circle with former SWF star Black Hat Bailey.[/CENTER][/I] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/BlackHatBailey.jpg[/IMG] You boys hired me out to teach you how to care of business in this here tournament. Now I showed you a couple of my routines and some of my methods, why don't you show me how you became the Irish Champion, Double D. [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/TheDublinDestroyer.jpg[/IMG] A'RIGHT THEN, BLACKY! WE'RE OFF TA ERIN N' LUV'LY DUBLIN CITY! [I]The video package briefly showed footage of a plane flying, insuiating a plane ride to Dublin, Ireland. The attention of the footage then turned to the entire Dublin Rogues WC posse pulling up to "Erin Bed, Breakfast 'N' Bangers" in a blue truck. The bed 'n' breakfast was in the middle of Dublin City.[/I] [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/TheDublinDestroyer.jpg[/IMG] A'RIGHT FELLERS! WE'RE GUNNA SHOW OL' BLACKY HOW WE HANDLE OUR BUSINESS ABOUT DUBLIN! SO, FELLERS, Y'KNOW THE DRILL, I EXPECT YE UP BRIGHT 'N' EARLIER, USUAL SCHEDULE, WE WON'T BE PULLIN' NO PUNCHES TAMARRA F'ER BLACKY! [I]The camera showed what appeared to be an early morning, blackish grey sky. The sound of an alarm rang out and then hand slapped an alarm clock. It was 4:00 AM. Dublin Destroyer popped up from bed, looked at the clock. He reached over and grabbed a beer. He took a swig of the beer and then chucked it, rolled over and went back to sleep.[/I] [I]The alarm rang again this time it said 9:00 PM. The Destroyer sat up and look at the alarm. He shook his head free of cobwebs, got up out of bed to display green boxers with shamrocks all over them. The footage cut away to the downstairs of the bed'n'breakfast which was a tavern. The entire Dublin Rogues WC was awaiting The Destroyer whom came downstairs and saw that they had all drank atleast several dozen cases of beer and whiskey (collectively)[/I] [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/TheDublinDestroyer.jpg[/IMG] YA BASTARDS STARTED WITH OUT ME! BUT GOOD WORK! [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/BlackHatBailey.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I][SIZE="2"][CENTER](in a drunken slur)[/CENTER][/SIZE][/I] [CENTER][I]hiccup![/I] If I'da trained like this in my younger years, Dubbs, I'D PROLLY BE WORLD CHAMPION TODAY! [I]hiccup![/I] [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/TheDublinDestroyer.jpg[/IMG] THA'S THA SPIRIT, LADS! LET'S START TRAININ'!! [I]The Dublin Destroyer took a quick swig of whiskey and then broke the bottle over a random persons head. Suddenly a massive bar fight broke out with tables, bottles of beer and random objects flying everywhere. The Dublin Destroyer had his elbows at his sides and his fists high in the air ala The Fightin' Irish logo. He overexaggerated a swinging arm in the air like he was winding up some whacky baseball pitch and then struck a guy in the face. In B-Movie style fashion, the footage was outside as the same person he punched flew out of the window.[/I] [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/JasonAzaria.jpg[/IMG] WOW! Well there you have it, folks! The HIGHLY unorthodox training methods of The Dublin Destroyer and company! [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/KyleRhodes.jpg[/IMG] You know Jay, I may step into the ring if thats considered world class training![/CENTER] Rating:[B] F+[/B] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/AmericanBuffalo.jpg[/IMG] W/ [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/FloydGoldworthy.jpg[/IMG]VS [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/RandallHopkirk.jpg[/IMG] W/ [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/BillyJackShearer.jpg[/IMG] [B]BOOM [/B]w/ [B]FLOYD GOLDWORTHY [/B]versus [B]RANDALL HOPKIRK [/B]w/ [B]BILLY JACK SHEARER[/B][/CENTER] After that footage, the crowd got to their feet and began showering the oncoming combo of BOOM and Floyd Goldworthy with boos. The explosions were what prompted BOOMs intro and he got into the ring, set for competition. The boos turned into cheers as Painful Procedure came out. After such a close call last week, Randall Hopkirk was entitled to another shot at Floyd Goldworthy's latest project. Billy Jack Shearer appeared healed from his injuries and was no doubt present at ringside to pevent any sort of masked man from involving himself in the bout. The match was pretty good atually. Apparently the two men learend quite a bit about eachothers styles a week ago and were able to use that knowledge to turn out a good match. The finish saw Randall Hopkirk with another close call, a 2 1/2 count! But Floyd Goldworthy jumped on the apron while his protege was in danger. Hopkirk was pissed and came off and started yelling at Goldworthy. BOOM produced a taped object out of his trunks and when Hopkirk spun around he was met by a devastating hit with the taped object. Floyd jumped off the apron and the ref spun around to see BOOM pinning Hopkirk. Billy Jack Shearer, not wanting to let this go down, slid into the ring and began assaulting BOOM much to the fans approval, however, by doing so he DQ'd his friend, Randall Hopkirk. Winner: [B]BOOM[/B] via DISQUALIFICATION Rating: [B]B-[/B] [LEFT][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/ArchieJudge.jpg[/IMG][/LEFT] [B]Road Agent Archie Judge with the Verdict:[/B] Floyd Goldworthy and BOOM are an excellent pairing. They play so good off eachother and especially Floyd, he hit his spot perfectly. BOOM looked real good out there and the two of these guys really just click. [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/RandallHopkirk.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/BillyJackShearer.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/AmericanBuffalo.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/FloydGoldworthy.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] Randall Hopkirk was getting his senses together while Billy Jack Shearer put the boots to BOOM. The referee was screaming in protests and the bell constantly ringing as Shearer worked on BOOM. The crowd was loving it. Floyd Goldworthy ran into the ring and was screaming at Shearer. He jumped on Shearers back and Shearer shrugged him off. Shearer spun around and Floyd Goldworthy got a look of fear in his eyes. Shearer began backing Goldworthy into the corner, the fans were rabid, they wanted Goldworthy's blood. Goldworthy pleaded and pleaded. The crowd jumped to their feet, screaming, trying to warn Shearer. He was too focused however, and stalked Goldworthy into the corner. Goldworthy played possum perfectly and Shearer was struck from behind with a chair by the masked man. Shearer hit the ground in a heap. Randall Hopkirk had gotten up by now and ran at the masked man but Goldworthy pointed behind the masked man who spun around and WHAM! with a steel chair to Randall Hopkirk's face. Goldworthy got up and clapped his hands together as BOOM and the Masked Man stood over Painful Procedure. Rating: [B]D-[/B] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/FloydGoldworthy.jpg[/IMG] THERE YOU HAVE IT!! HAHAHA!! I AM A GENIUS! A TRUE GENIUS!! YOU PIECES OF GARBAGE THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME?! WELL I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU! I'M [B][U]ALWAYS[/U][/B] TWO STEPS AHEAD OF THE CURVE!![/CENTER] [I]the fans were all over Goldworthy and his chronies.[/I] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/FloydGoldworthy.jpg[/IMG] 2007 IS MY YEAR! I PROMISE... I PROMISE YOU! By the end of the year, MY wrestlers will be WORLD CHAMPIONS! You know... I managed a rock 'N' roll band to the TOP of the charts! To the TOP OF THE MUSIC WORLD! At the SAME TIME, I brought them ALL to the top of the wrestling world! But you know... I MUST admit...that there was SOMETHING or SOMEONE ELSE responsible for Painful Procedure's success!! YOU SEE... I may've got them TOP BILL, TOP DOLLAR and to the TOP OF THE CHARTS, BUT... You see, when the lights go on, I wasn't singing...I wasn't playing any instruments... You see, the product on the stage had to b good...and it WAS AWFUL! [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/FloydGoldworthy.jpg[/IMG] TIME AND TIME AGAIN I'VE SAID IT! The CREDIT for the success of PAINFUL PROCEDURE goes NOT ONLY TO ME...but to the ONLY MUSICIAN in Painful Procedure WORTH A DAMN! The GREATEST GUITARIST OF ALL TIME, HE PROBABLY INVENTED STRINGED INSTRUMENTS... I GIVE YOU....[/CENTER] [I][CENTER]THE DESTROYER OF OTHER MEN.....[/CENTER][/I] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/RonnieVPain.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B][CENTER]DOOM[/CENTER][/B] [I]Just then the crowd began screaming even louder as the masked man revealed himself as the former Ronnie V. Pain. The mask came off and DOOM shook hands with Floyd Goldworthy and BOOM.[/I] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/FloydGoldworthy.jpg[/IMG] THAT'S RIGHT! BOOM AND DOOM! TOGETHER THEY ARE B-A-D... BAD!! I TOOK THIS MAN TO THE TOP ONCE AND I WILL DO IT AGAIN! PAINFUL PROCEDURE WILL DIE ONCE AND FOR ALL AT MALICE IN WONDERLAND AND THE BEST MUSICIAN THAT GROUP EVER HAD WILL BE THE ONE TO PUT THE EXCLAMATION MARK ON IT!![/CENTER] Rating: [B]D[/B] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/JasonAzaria.jpg[/IMG] What a dispicable, DISPICABLE ACT!! DOOM, RONNIE V. PAIN, WHATEVER YOU WANNA CALL HIM! WHAT A TRAITOR! [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/KyleRhodes.jpg[/IMG] You know, Jason, you'd think..They toured the world together...the best of friends, but obviously there was alot more going on within Painful Procedure then what we knew about. I tell you what, Jason, if this team, B.A.D is a full time commodity they may be real dangerous! [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/JasonAzaria.jpg[/IMG] Well at any rate... Right now, Kyle we have more of that special footage to bring to the fans. At this point we are going to have a look at the training methods of the number 2 seed, the Russian Heavyweight Champion, Boris Kiriyakin. Kyle, I'm disgusted at Goldworthy, just disgusted.... [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/BorisKiriyakin.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/KarenKiller_alt.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I][CENTER]The footage begins rolling and we see an overview of the Russian Syberian mountainside. The mountains are fully covered in snow. As we zoom in we see Nikita Killanova in an exquisite fur coat, full makeup on and looking as good as ever. She spoke with a fake but thick Russian accent.[/CENTER][/I] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/KarenKiller_alt.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B][CENTER]NIKITA KILLANOVA[/CENTER][/B] [CENTER]You want to see Russian worlds heavyweight champion? Boris Kiriyakin has greatest strength training method in world. You will see now Boris. Boris will crush everybody and the world will bow to RUSSIA. [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/BorisKiriyakin.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I][CENTER]Footage shows Boris running on an extremely high tech treadmill. He has all sorts of different plugs attached to his arms and chest as he runs. The footage then shows Boris lifting immense amounts of weight on a bench press machine. The final scene shows Boris with a massive TREE LOG over his shoulders as he runs shirtless on a snow covered mountain.[/CENTER][/I] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/JasonAzaria.jpg[/IMG] MY GOD! HE MUST BE FREEZING! [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/KyleRhodes.jpg[/IMG] Remember what I said about maybe getting into the ring, Jason? Yeah. Forget that! [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/JasonAzaria.jpg[/IMG] With a RUTHLESS and BRUTAL training method like that, who can stop him?![/CENTER] Rating: [B]F[/B] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/RockyGolden.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B][CENTER]TCW International Champion - Rocky Golden[/CENTER][/B] As we return from commercial break, TCW International Champion Rocky Golden is introduced and comes to the ring amidst a house full of cheers. Wearing a white T-shirt with an American Flag in the center, Rocky comes to the ring. He has the TCW International Championship around his waist as he climbs into he ring. [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/RockyGolden.jpg[/IMG] Thank you all! Thank you!! That's right..... U...S....A! U...S..A! U..S..A! U-S-A!! U-S-A!![/CENTER] [I]The crowd begans cheering Rocky and chanting "U-S-A" along with him.[/I] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/RockyGolden.jpg[/IMG] You know folks... You've heard ALOT about the World Warriors tournament. You've seen the footage of the different training methods, if you want to call them that. We'll I'm from the good ol' USA where we just hit the damn weights and we hit 'em hard![/CENTER] [I]Cheers![/I] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/RockyGolden.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] Now, some people have brought in special trainers, some people are training out in the other parts of the world... Well, ladies and gentlemen, tonight I want to introduce you to a great friend and a great American. He is my personal trainer for this VERY important tournament. Some of you may recognize him, some of you might not. What better trainer could I find than this man? Afterall....he is a former CHAMPION of the WORLD'S STRONGEST MAN COMPETITION.... HE IS.... [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/TullyArthurs.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B][I][CENTER]HERCULES OLYMPIA![/CENTER][/I][/B] [I][CENTER]Rocky Golden's theme kicks up again and the crowd turns their attention to the TOTAL-TRON and the rampway beneath it. The curtains open up and the MASSIVELY muscular Hercules Olympia passes through the curtains. He has a skin-tight red white and blue t-shirt on that nearly splits open due to his massive amount of muscles. Olympia slaps high fives and gets into the ring.[/CENTER][/I] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/RockyGolden.jpg[/IMG] LOOK AT THIS MONSTER, PEOPLE! That's MY personal trainer! A great patriot and one of, if not THE, strongest man in the world![/CENTER] Rating: [B]D-[/B] [B][U][CENTER]TAG TEAM MATCH[/CENTER][/U][/B] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/TroyTornado.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/TanaTheMighty.jpg[/IMG] VS [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/RockyGolden.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/TullyArthurs.jpg[/IMG] [B]TROY TORNADO[/B] and [B]GIANT TANA [/B]versus [B]ROCKY GOLDEN [/B]and [B]HERCULES OLYMPIA[/B][/CENTER] The unusual pairing of Giant Tana and Troy Tornado came out to meet Rocky Golden and Hercules Olympia. The two are not regular partners and have perhap never tagged before so a lack of chemistry could only hurt these two uncommon partners. Troy Tornado and Rocky Golden going at it was definitely the highlight of the match whereas Hercules Olympia looked pretty lost when in the ring. Big, muscular and clumsy, the natural opponent for Hercules in this one was Tana. When the two went nose to nose the fans were really into it, but it was all sizzle and little steak due to Hercules green-ness. The conclusion saw Rocky Golden nearly decapitate Troy Tornado with a lariat and then get the pinfall. Winners: [B]ROCKY GOLDEN and HERCULES OLYMPIA[/B] Rating: [B]C[/B] [LEFT][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/ArchieJudge.jpg[/IMG][/LEFT] [B]Road Agent Archie Judge with the Verdict:[/B] Troy Tornado looked excellent out there. What a great talent. Tana, whats with this boy? He may need to lose a few pounds because the guy gets so quickly gassed. It's a good thing this was a tag match and he didn't have to be in there the whole time. [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/TommyCornell.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I][CENTER]As we return from a commercial break, Tommy Cornell's theme music kicks up and he comes to the ring. He is dressed in that same navy blue suit and has the TCW Championship over his shoulder. The crowd is pretty upset at Tommy and let him know that. He gets into th ring and produces a microphone.[/CENTER][/I] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/TommyCornell.jpg[/IMG] I know. I know. Save your breath. I hear it all the time and if you think I care all of a sudden then maybe we should have an idiot ban and prevent fools from coming to TCW bouts.[/CENTER] [I]boos![/I] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/TommyCornell.jpg[/IMG] At anyrate... We have some very important business to take care of here so right now I would like to invite our TCW All Action Champion, CHANCE FORTUNE to ringside. CHANCE, will you please join us?[/CENTER] [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/ChanceFortune.jpg[/IMG] [I][CENTER]The theme music of TCW All Action Champion Chance Fortune kicks up and the crowd greet him with a fair amount of cheer. He has with him the TCW All Action championship and is more than happy to slap high-fives as he comes to the ring. He's wearing a vibrant silver vest and silver leather pants. He's got a white headband holding back his hair and he slides into the ring, shaking hands with Tommy Cornell.[/CENTER][/I] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/TommyCornell.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/ChanceFortune.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/TommyCornell.jpg[/IMG] Chance Fortune, you are a very gifted and talented young wrestler. You dazzle the audience with your high risk maneuvers and have, in a short time, become one of the most talked about men in Total Championship Wrestling. [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/ChanceFortune.jpg[/IMG] Well Mr. Cornell, thank you. Thanks alot. [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/TommyCornell.jpg[/IMG] Certainly. Now, listen. I'm sure you are more than fully aware of the situation going on right now, regarding the World Warriros Tournament. [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/ChanceFortune.jpg[/IMG] Yes sir. I do. [I]Tommy Cornell reached into the inner breast pocket of his sports jacket and produced a letter, he opened the letter and looked it over before looking back at Chance Fortune[/I]. [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/TommyCornell.jpg[/IMG] Now Chance, the number 1 seed from this tournament has yet to be identified. He did not appear last week on account that he was training. He has since sent me this letter and it pertains to you. The original plan was that he would reveal himself and compete in the first round of the tournament against The Dublin Destroyer at Malice in Wonderland. According to this letter, however, he wants to demonstrate his ability early. That's right, this letter suggests that the tournaments number 1 seed has issued a challenge to you, Chance Fortune for the TCW-All Action Championship!![/CENTER] [I]Chance Fortune's eyes went wide and he looked around at the crowd at ringside in surprise. He put his hands on his hips and thought for a moment before grabbing the microphone.[/I] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/ChanceFortune.jpg[/IMG] You know Mr. Cornell, when I first won the TCW All Action title I said that I'd be a fighting champion. They may say this man is one of the best in the world but if you want my answer, the answer is YES! HELL YES! TELL HIM TO [I]BRING IT![/I][/CENTER] [I]The crowd cheered Chance Fortune[/I] [I]Tommy Cornell watched Chance as he spoke and nodded his head. He shook the hand of Chance Fortune and returned the letter to his pocket[/I] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/TommyCornell.jpg[/IMG] Chance Fortune you are a brave man and certainly worth the praise you have received. I will tell you this, if you emerge from the contest victorious you will certainly be among the top contenders once this entire World Championship unification situation is resolved, thank you. Please excuse yourself.[/CENTER] Rating:[B] C+[/B] [I]Chance Fortune left the ring and slapped high fives to the fans. The camera followed Chance back up the rampway, he exited to his theme music. When Chance Fortune had left, the cameras returned to Tommy Cornell.[/I] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/TommyCornell.jpg[/IMG] Ladies and Gentlemen, it is now my pleasure to introduce to you a very special guest. Ladies and gentlemen, this organization was founded in 1996 under the eye of one of the United States wealthiest men. With that said, TCW has long been the focus of many celebrities and wealthy individuals. Tonight on behalf of Total Championship Wrestling I would like to welcome multi millionaire and wrestling enthusiast, affectionately known as "Playboy" he is Jake Sawyer! [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/PlayboyJakeSawyer.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I]A very well-to-do sort of rich mans theme music begins playing over the loud speakers. The fans are unfamiliar with Sawyer so he isn't given a massive response of any kind. Sawyer appears and is in the most elegant suit you may've ever seen. He has with him a half a glass of champagne and a cigar in the other hand. He is smiling wide as he turns around to see himself on the TOTAL-TRON. He is accompanied by a butler whom is wheeling out a sort of cart with wheels. The cart has a red cloth on it and a red cloth covering something on the top of the cart. There are additionally several bodyguards standing near the cart and by Jake Sawyer. Sawyer gets to ringside and climbs the steps on his way to the ring. His bodyguards and butler stand with the cart on the outside of the ring.[/I] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/TommyCornell.jpg[/IMG] Mr. Sawyer it is truly a pleasure to welcome you to the Total Championship Wrestling ring, one millionaire to another! [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/PlayboyJakeSawyer.jpg[/IMG] Mister Cornell, I would lke to take this time out to THANK YOU! Yes, I thank you! I thank you for having me out here tonight because you have just made a boyhood dream come true, I truly appreciate it! Sure this whole deal may've cost me a little chunk change but I'm as happy as a pig in dirt right now! [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/TommyCornell.jpg[/IMG] No, no. Mr. Sawyer I insist that the pleasure is trully all of ours! Now, I bring you out as an honorary guest here at TCW but I also understand that you have made a very exquisite contribution to Total Championship Wrestling, will you please tell the people in the audience about this? [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/PlayboyJakeSawyer.jpg[/IMG] Absolutely, Tommy! Absolutely. Ladies and gentlemen if you'll bear with me for a minute.[/CENTER] [I]Playboy Jake Sawyer motions for his butler and bodyguards. The butler grabs the red clothed thing off of the cart and proceeds into the ring, followed by the bodyguards. The cloth is removed to reveal a silver platter with a cover over it. It is a large platter but the bodyguard is clearly also a bodybuilder.[/I] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/PlayboyJakeSawyer.jpg[/IMG] Ladies and gentlemen, if you don't mind me talking for a minute here. You see, I may have all the riches a man can ever desire but I tell you something, my dream has always been to be involved in the wrestling business. I can't tell you how happy I am to be here right now, it is truly an honor. I am about to contribute something to this industry, I am about to leave my mark and I couldn't be happier. Butler, open the platter. [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/OriginalBelt10.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I]Jake Sawyers butler opens the platter to reveal a diamond studded, gold covered championship belt.[/I] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/PlayboyJakeSawyer.jpg[/IMG] Ladies and gentlemen I give you...the latest championship title to be governed and recognized by Total Championship Wrestling [I]this is the Total Championship Wrestling MILLION DOLLAR CHAMPIONSHIP![/I][/CENTER] [I]The crowd applaudes[/I] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/PlayboyJakeSawyer.jpg[/IMG] Now ladies and gentlemen, this championship is not a trophy representing any sort of superiority over a certain territory. This isn't an International Championship, a heavyweight championship, a world championship. No. You don't have to be over two hundred pounds to fight for this title. You don't represent any sort of place when you hold this championship. No. This trophy is crusted with diamonds and gold worth in excess of several million dollars. ADDITIONALLY, there is a ONE MILLION DOLLAR bank equity tied to this belt. The funds are held in a private bank account securing at least a MINIMUM of ONE MILLION DOLLAR worth to this title.[/CENTER] [I]the crowd cheers mildly[/I] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/PlayboyJakeSawyer.jpg[/IMG] Of course by holding ANY TCW recognized title you are also among the top rated wrestlers in the world. However there is more... I am stating this right now on National television. Any man who can win this championship and hold this title for an ENTIRE YEAR...[I] I will write them PERSONALLY a check worth ONE MILLION DOLLARS CASH![/I][/CENTER] [I]The crowd cheered this announcement[/I] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/TommyCornell.jpg[/IMG] Mr. Sawyer this is truly a remarkable contribution to Total Championship Wrestling! We can not begin to thank you enough for this beautiful contribution to our organization. You will remain among the most appreciated contributors to Total Championship Wrestling to have not wrestled in this ring! [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/PlayboyJakeSawyer.jpg[/IMG] Once gain, Cornell, it's ME, thanking YOU. [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/TommyCornell.jpg[/IMG] Mr. Sawyer I understand you also have the information regarding how the first holder of this title will be decided. [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/PlayboyJakeSawyer.jpg[/IMG] That is correct Mr. Cornell. The TCW Million Dollar Championship will be put on the line at TCW: Malice in Wonderland. This beautiful title will be awarded to the winner of the Million Dollar Open Battle Royal. The Contestants to be selected by ME personally! [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/TommyCornell.jpg[/IMG] Mister Sawyer, that is simply remarkable... On behalf of TCW we give you our sincere thanks![/CENTER] Rating: [B]E+[/B] [B][U][CENTER]SINGLES MATCH[/CENTER][/U][/B] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/TexasPete.jpg[/IMG] VS [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/WolfHawkins.jpg[/IMG] [B]TEXAS PETE [/B]versus [B]WOLF HAWKINS[/B][/CENTER] When we return from commercial break we are brought to the ring once again but this time for some actual wrestling. Texas Pete entered first and got a mixed reaction. Wolf Hawkins, however, had the fans standing on their feet. Texas Pete and Wolf Hawkins put on a helluva show as this was a match between a TCW purist and a former member of the enemy SWF. Pete showed signs of dominance in this match but he just couldn't keep Hawkins down. At one juncture Texas Pete managed to put Wolf Hawkins down and with Wolf incapacitated, Pete removed a turnbuckle padding. This came back to haunt Pete, however, because Pete throw Wolf in with an irish whip. Wolf was slumped against the turnbuckles and Pete came charging in with a huge running elbow but Wolf spun out of the way and Pete jammed his elbow against the raw steel. Clutching his elbow, Pete spun aound and was dropped by a leaping twisting heel kick. Pete fell down and Wolf seized the opportunity. He climbed to the top and did a moonsault onto Texas Pete and scored the win. After having his arm raised, Wolf Hawkins left the ring and the fans witnessed Backbreaker Mountain running to the ring in rainbow colored cowboy hats. They put the boots to Pete mercilessly. Winner: [B]WOLF HAWKINS[/B] Rating: [B]C[/B] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/AxxisJr.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] The next of the World Warriors tournament training videos aired. This time it was Axxis Jr. The initial footage showed off the ghettos of Mexico City and then a run down Mexican gym. The gym featured masks all over the wall and many masked luchadores. Axxis Jr. was in a beat up wrestling ring and showed off his high flying skills taking on several generic masked luchadors in the ring. He shoulder tossed, arm dragged and dropkicked his way through a half a dozen guys leaving the audience to wonder if Wael Hossam could counter this mans athleticism. Rating: [B]F+[/B] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/TommyCornell-1.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] After coming back from a commercial break the camera was focused in on the ring and a wooden table laid out infront of it, standing by the table was Tommy Cornell. There were several papers laid out on the table and the TCW Championship belt was laid ontop of the table as well. [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/TommyCornell-1.jpg[/IMG] Ladies and gentlemen, at this time, please welcome the luckiest man in the world, Marcus McKing. [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/MarcusMcKing.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] A new theme song played and the crowd turned its attention to the TOTAL-TRON and the rampway. The number 1 contender of Tommy Cornell's TCW Championship, Marcus McKing passed through the curtains backstage wearing a black T-shirt, black jeans, black boots and a black bandana. He slapped a few highfives and then got into the ring. He had a very serious look on his face. [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/TommyCornell-1.jpg[/IMG] Marcus McKing... Well...Where should we start? The whole world basically wants to know what's on your mind. You see what I have here, you know what happened last week. I'm shocked. The world is shocked. I'm sure you're shocked. What's on your mind? [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/MarcusMcKing.jpg[/IMG] Well Tommy Cornell I have to admit that yeah, I was shocked. You know, when I first stepped into that battle royal last week I thought that I was being suckered into some big elaborate joke. Thats when I got hit with the first punch I'd been hit with in a wrestling ring in over 15 years. That's when I realized that A. I am a crazy son of a bitch and B. This is no joke.[/CENTER] [I]the fans cheered mildly.[/I] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/MarcusMcKing.jpg[/IMG] Now, alot of people think that I got lucky. Shoot, if you watch that battle royal as I have just about every night for the entire past week, then you'll realize I happened to be in the right place at the right time during that entire fight. You know...Alot of people also said I got lucky back in 1975 when I was only 19 years old and beat the great George DeColt for the APWF championship.[/CENTER] [I]cheers[/I] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/MarcusMcKing.jpg[/IMG] I owe you alot of thanks, Mr. Cornell. Alot, brother. Let me tell you something man, last week you said I could walk away an go back to the skeletons in my closet well I've got alot. I thought about the past every single day for the past 15 plus years. The spotlight is addicting and I'd almost forgot, that was, until last week. [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/MarcusMcKing.jpg[/IMG] Now I ain't gonna kid you folks at home, and I ain't gonna kid you, Tommy Cornell. I ain't a wrestler no more. I haven't been in over 15 years and despite what happened last week, I wasn't one then and I ain't one right now. What I am is a man. I'm a man who sometimes can't even walk 'cuz of the injuries I sustained in the ring. Sometimes I have a hard time just being alive 'cuz my body hurts so much, man. But I tell you what. [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/MarcusMcKing.jpg[/IMG] I didn't get lucky.....in 1975.....when I pinned George DeColt....and I DIDN'T GET LUCKY LAST WEEK EITHER, DUDE![/CENTER] [I]The fans cheer even louder![/I] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/MarcusMcKing.jpg[/IMG] Tommy Cornell, earlier you made a rich mans dreams come true and last week you made an old mans dream come true. You saved me from livin' a life in the shadows, constantly thinkin' about the past....for that, I thank you. I thank you from the bottom of my heart. But what I'm here to tell you and the whole world is this.... AT TCW MALICE IN WONDERLAND I AM GONNA RETIRE AGAIN.... BUT THIS TIME I'M GONNA RETIRE TCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! NOW GIMME THAT CONTRACT BROTHER! [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/TommyCornell.jpg[/IMG] YOU'RE ON, MATE![/CENTER] The two men had a bitter stare down as the crowd erupted in cheers behind them. They both signed the contract on the table and Tommy Cornell raised the TCW Championship in the air with one hand. He pointed a himself and at the title. McKing pointed at the title and then pointed at himself. The camera zoomed in at their staredown and then faded to commercial. Rating: [B]B+[/B] [B][U][CENTER]SINGLES MATCH[/CENTER][/U][/B] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/GhenghisRahn.jpg[/IMG] VS [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/BLZBubb.jpg[/IMG] [B]GHENGHIS RAHN [/B]versus[B] BLZ BUBB[/B][/CENTER] This match was a complete and totally squash. Ending in under five minutes, their entrances may've been longer. This was just a testament to how unstoppable a beast BLZ Bubb has been. Seemingly having ended the career of TCW great Liberty and coming up incredibly short from winning the battle royal a week ago, BLZ Bubb came in with a furious look on his face. Ghenghis looked as though he'd take control early. He stopped BLZ Bubb cold in his tracks with an eye gouge to start the match off and then a few axe handles to the back but they had little effect on Bubb. Bubb essentially snatched Rahn by the throat and chokeslammed him to the ground. He then picked up Ghenghis and dropped him with two straight Hades Bombs to finish it off. Winner: [B]BLZ BUBB[/B] Rating: [B]D[/B] [B][U][CENTER]TOAL WRESTLING MAIN EVENT:[/CENTER][/U][/B] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/RickLaw.jpg[/IMG] VS [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/RickyDaleJohnson-1.jpg[/IMG] [B]RICK LAW[/B] versus[B] RICKY DALE JOHNSON[/B][/CENTER] This highly anticipated match had the fans split directly down the middle. Rick Law came out first and the fans showered him with cheers. Ricky Dale Johnson was given a similar if not louder ovation when he came to the ring. The environment was incredibly tense for these two top stars of TCW with the tension being abe to be cut by a knife. Rick Law removed his officers hat and Ricky Dale Johnson flung off his RDJ T-shirt, the bell rang and the men circled eachother. RDJ went to work on Rick Law with a few karate kicks to the legs and midsection, momentarily stunning Law but Law was not to be outdone in the getgo as he was able to shock RDJ with a direct elbow to he face. An irish whip from Law to RDJ and RDJ ducks the clothesline. Off the rebound RDJ drops Law with a flying forearm! As the match progressed it seemed that RDJ's superior stamina gave him the advantage for Law wasn't able to get much off. RDJ made a poor mistake however when he found himself trying to superplex Rick Law over the top rope to the outside. Law countered with a punch to the ribs and took RDJ from the apron to the ring with a suplex of his own, from there on out it was Rick Laws match. The two men had been exhausted as they passed the fifteen minute mark. They were both really wanting to pull out a win here and would not give in to one or the other. RDJ leapt in the air and missed a spinning heel kick. Rick Law hit the ropes and came at RDJ with a Long Arm of the Law but RDJ was quick to duck underneath. When Rick Law turned he was met with a superkick! RDJ with a cover 1.......2.....thr- 2 AND A HALF! RDJ picked up Rick Law and sent him into he ropes, a missed clothesline from RDJ and Rick Law hit the far ropes. RDJ spins around and LONG ARM OF THE LAW.... ONE.......TWO.... THE BELL RINGS....THE 20 MINUTE TIME LIMIT HAS EXPIRED! [CENTER]ITS A DRAW![/CENTER] Winners: [B]DRAW[/B] Rating: [B]C[/B] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/JasonAzaria.jpg[/IMG] Ladies and gentlemen, what a night it has been! I can't believe it! Rick Law was less than a SECOND away from victory, wouldn't you say, Kyle?! [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/KyleRhodes.jpg[/IMG] It's a tough call, Jason! I don't know! You can't count RDJ out until RDJ is out, you know? I personally believe he would've kicked out! [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/JasonAzaria.jpg[/IMG] I don't know if I agree with you on that one, Kyle but I guess we'll never know, not unless they take it to eachother again soon, which I do hope they do! Ladies and gentlemen on behalf of Kyle Rhodes and TCW...THANK YOU FOR WATCHING AND WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK!![/CENTER] FINAL CARD RATING:[B] D+[/B] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramaeno Posted January 29, 2007 Author Share Posted January 29, 2007 [I][SIZE="2"]Wednesday Week 3, January 2007[/SIZE][/I][B][U] [CENTER]TCW.COM[/CENTER][/U][/B] [I][CENTER]QUICK RESULTS[/CENTER][/I] [QUOTE][B][U][CENTER]TCW Presents: Total Wrestling[/CENTER][/U][/B] [I][SIZE="2"]Tuesday Week 3, January 2007[/SIZE][/I] [B][U]OFF T.V. EXHIBITON BOUTS:[/U][/B] [B][U]Ten Man Tag Team Match:[/U][/B] [B]The Dublin Rogues W.C.[/B] defeated Aaron Andrews, Iceman C.A., Charlie Thatcher, Freddy Huggins and Ronnie V. Pain when Bull O'Doyle of the Dublin Rogues sat on Aaron Andrews. [B][U]Tag Team Match:[/U][/B] [B]The Tag Team Specialists[/B] defeated The Darkness Warriors [B][U]TOTAL WRESTLING ON AIR[/U][/B] [B][U]TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP BOUT[/U][/B] [B]The Machines [/B]defeated The Nation of Filth when Wrestling Machine #2 hit a Vicious Hot Shot on Stink. (The Machines make defense #2 of their TCW Tag Team Championship) [B][U]SINGLES GRUDGE MATCH[/U][/B] [B]BOOM [/B]defeated Randall Hopkirk via disqualification when Billy Jack Shearer interfered and assaulted BOOM. [B][U]TAG TEAM MATCH[/U][/B] [B]Rocky Golden[/B] and [B]Hercules Olympia [/B]defeated Troy Tornado and Giant Tana [B][U]SINGLES MATCH[/U][/B] [B]Wolf Hawkins[/B] defeated Texas Pete via pinfall. [B][U]CO-MAIN EVENT SINGLES BOUT[/U][/B] [B]BLZ Bubb[/B] defeated Ghenghis Rahn following a Hades Bomb. [B][U][CENTER]MAIN EVENT[/CENTER][/U][/B] [CENTER][B][U]SINGLES BOUT[/U][/B] [B]Ricky Dale Johnson[/B] and[B] Rick Law [/B]fought to a time limit [B][U]draw.[/U][/B][/CENTER][/QUOTE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramaeno Posted January 29, 2007 Author Share Posted January 29, 2007 [I][SIZE="2"]Wednesday Week 3, January 2007[/SIZE][/I] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/SWFCOMLOGO1.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/SWFCOMLOGO2.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B][U][CENTER]SWF.COM[/CENTER][/U][/B] [QUOTE][B][U][CENTER]SWF - SUPREME TV![/CENTER][/U][/B] [I][SIZE="2"][CENTER]Tuesday Week 3, January 2007[/CENTER][/SIZE][/I] [B][U]SWF Shooting Star Title Match[/U][/B] [B]Zimmy Bumfhole[/B] defeated Kid Toma to retain the SWF Shooting Star title. [B][U]Singles Match[/U][/B] [B]Akima Brave[/B] defeated Andre Jones [B][U]Singles Match[/U][/B] [B]Angry Gilmore[/B] defeated Marc DuBois [CENTER][B][U]CO-MAIN EVENT[/U][/B][/CENTER] [B][U][CENTER]SWF North American Title Match[/CENTER][/U][/B] [CENTER][B]Rich Money[/B] defeated Groucho Bling to retain the SWF North American Title.[/CENTER] [B][U][CENTER]MAIN EVENT[/CENTER][/U][/B] [B][U][CENTER]SWF World Heavyweight Championship Match[/CENTER][/U][/B] [CENTER][B]Runaway Train[/B] defeated Steve Frehley to retain the SWF World Heavyweight Championship[/CENTER][/QUOTE] Final Show Rating: [B]C+[/B] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramaeno Posted January 29, 2007 Author Share Posted January 29, 2007 Very quick authors note: At the title page screen I have now added the TCW Million Dollar Championship for future title and title lineage information. That graphic in the card post has a picture of the title too for anybody interested in adding it to their belt picture collection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramaeno Posted January 29, 2007 Author Share Posted January 29, 2007 [I][SIZE="2"]Wednesday Week 3, January 2007[/SIZE][/I] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/BWBBanner1.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B][U][CENTER]BLAZINGWRESTLINGBEAT.COM[/CENTER][/U][/B] [B][U][CENTER]TODAY'S TOP STORIES:[/CENTER][/U][/B] [COLOR="Blue"][U][CENTER]TUESDAY NIGHT RATINGS WAR REPORT[/CENTER][/U][/COLOR] [QUOTE][B][U][CENTER]TUESDAY NIGHT RATINGS WAR REPORT[/CENTER][/U][/B] Last nights SWF/TCW Head-to-Head ratings looked like this: SWF pulled in around their average of 26.91 for Supreme TV on America-Sports-1 and TCW did around 18.59 on GNN Total Sports. That is a MASSIVE jump from their 13.84 last week.[/QUOTE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramaeno Posted January 29, 2007 Author Share Posted January 29, 2007 [I][SIZE="1"]Thursday Week 3, January 2007[/SIZE][/I] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/internet.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B][U][CENTER]HEADLINE NEWS:[/CENTER][/U][/B] [B][U][CENTER][SIZE="4"]USPW CROWNS NEW NATIONAL CHAMPION![/SIZE][/CENTER][/U][/B] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/GiantRedwood.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B][U][CENTER]Giant Redwood - New USPW National Champion[/CENTER][/U][/B] At last nights USPW American Wrestling card Giant Redwood successfully defeated Jim Force to gain possession of the USPW National Championship title. The match in terms of in ring product was absolutely dreadful according to a reliable source. Judging the skill level of the two men, that isn't hard to believe. This comes as something of a surprise to the wrestling community as Jim Force managed only a handful of successful title defenses in his tenure as champion. With the company losing one of it's bigger draws in T-Rex to TCW you'd think they may wait before pulling off a title change like this. Some sources suggest this may come as punishment from USPW owner Sam Strong who may have not approved of Jim Force's recent conduct online. In a recent blog from JimForce.com, Force was highly critical of the democratic party as well as of TCW and their World Warriors Tournament. Strong definitely still has friends at TCW and may've done this to teach Jim Force a lesson. We must state that that is ONLY SPECULATION, this could also be injury related or storyline related, if we do find any additional information about this title change we will let you know. [B][U]OTHER HEADLINES:[/U][/B] [U][COLOR="Blue"]Akahito Miwa to 5SSW[/COLOR][/U] [COLOR="blue"][U]Nick Adams to UCR[/U][/COLOR] [B][U]LATEST RESULTS:[/U][/B] [U][COLOR="blue"]USPW American Wrestling[/COLOR][/U] [COLOR="blue"][U]NOTBPW Championship Wrestling[/U][/COLOR] [U][COLOR="blue"]GCG Blown Away Tour (Wednesday) Results[/COLOR][/U] [U][COLOR="blue"]WEXXV Revenge Tour[/COLOR][/U] [U][COLOR="blue"]21CW Danger Zone Report[/COLOR][/U] [U][COLOR="blue"]21CW Best of British Wrestling Report[/COLOR][/U] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramaeno Posted January 29, 2007 Author Share Posted January 29, 2007 [SIZE="2"][U]Thursday Week 3, January 2007[/U][/SIZE] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/TCWonlinebanner.gif[/IMG][/CENTER] [U][CENTER]THE UN-OFFICIAL HOME OF TOTAL CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING[/CENTER][/U] [QUOTE][B][U][CENTER]TCW Wednesday Night House Show Recap[/CENTER][/U][/B] [CENTER]A LIVE ARENA REPORT FROM HOSS IN ARKANSAS[/CENTER] Hey TCWO! Love the website! Keep up the great work guys! I'm writing to give out the results from the TCW house show out here in Arkansas! It was a pretty awesome show! I definitely love TCW live events because they have a similiar atmosphere to the kinda shows you see on TV. The wrestlers definitely gave it there all tonight so let's get to the particulars! First Match: Charlie Thatcher and Iceman C.A. beat Celtic and Gabriel Green when Gabriel Green ran into Thatcher's big boot. Thatcher is somebody I recognized easily but I don't remember seeing him on TV much lately. Anyway he teamed up with Iceman CA against two of the guys that have been appearing lately with the Irish stable. To be honest they all look like rookies in there but if messy brawls are your thing, and they are my cup of tea, then this was alot of fun. Second Match: Texas Pete and Ghenghis Rahn beat Backbreaker Mountain when Rahn dropped Steve Gumble with a piledriver. I'm a big fan of both Texas Pete and Ghenghis so it was a real treat to see them team up. Backbreaker was in full gay mode with their rainbow stuff on. This was a fun match because Pete and Rahn dominated. Third Match: Freddy Huggins beat Merle O'Curle with a texas cloverleaf submission This was a wicked crazy match! That guy Merle is also from the Irish stable and I tell you what the boy can flat out wrestle! This was one of the best matches I've seen and I think that these guys should have a feud or somethin'! Anyway, alot of close calls but ex All Action champ Freddy Huggins came out on top. Brilliant show here. Fourth Match: TCW Tag Title Match: The Machines beat The Nation of Filth to retain the tag titles. Not much of a surprise. I don't remember the last time a title of any kind was swapped at an off TV show. This match looked alot like the one we saw on TV between these teams. They just went through the motions and The Nation stunk up the place as usual. Fifth Match: Troy Tornado, BOOM and DOOM beat Randall Hopkirk, Billy Jack Shearer and Wolf Hawkins when DOOM pinned Hopkirk. I guess it was the old Painful Procedure against the new evil version or something, eh? Floyd Goldworthy was with Troy and B.A.D so essentially Floyd has managed everybody who stepped in the ring at one point or another. It was a fun match and the good guys here were very over. At the end though Floyd distracted the referee and got his boys the win. MAIN EVENT: Ricky Dale Johnson and Rick Law fought to a double-count out. Great main event! Had the crowd split in half! I was glad we got to see RDJ he is definitely one of the best in the world! This was a great fight and I could care less if they basically went through the same fight we saw at Total Wrestling. At least the finish was different this time around! Most Over: 1. RDJ 2. Rick Law 3. Painful Procedure 4. Wolf Hawkins 5. Ghenghis Rahn Most Hated: 1. Troy Tornado 2. Floyd Goldworthy 3. Backbreaker Mountain 4. BOOM and DOOM 5. The Nation of Filth Great show guys and keep up the great work TCWO![/QUOTE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramaeno Posted January 30, 2007 Author Share Posted January 30, 2007 [I][SIZE="2"]Friday Week 3, January 2007[/SIZE][/I] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/internet.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B][U][CENTER]TOTALEXTREMEWRESTLING.COM[/CENTER][/U][/B] [B][CENTER]HEADLINE NEWS:[/CENTER][/B] [B][SIZE="5"][CENTER]DAVE STAR HELL'S BOUNCER TO USPW!![/CENTER][/SIZE][/B] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/HellsBouncer.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] The rumours were running rampant on this website and many others for the past week and a half regarding the status of DAVE monster Hell's Bouncer. The man with the fire in his eyes and the fire in his hair has shook hands with Sam Strong and has agreed to start appearing at USPW shows. The rumours circulated almost immediately after the story of T-Rex's defection to TCW broke. Several insiders say that it is no secret that Hell's Bouncer is going to have a very similiar role to T-Rex. That role is the role of a monster heel. Now, you may be thinking, "USPW just gave the National title to Giant Redwood, isn't he a monster heel?" That IS true, HOWEVER, these inside sources say that Sam Strong and other prominent members of the front office feel that Redwood is more of an old-school monster heel whereas Hell's Bouncer and T-Rex to some extent are more hip and have more of a new age edge to them. At this point it still appears as though Hell's Bouncer will be finding steady work with DAVE and with any other organization willing to contact his agent. [B][U]OTHER HEADLINES:[/U][/B] [COLOR="Blue"][U]Ryuzaburo Sugiyama to 5SSW[/U][/COLOR] [COLOR="blue"][U]Flemmy Lemming graduates PHGW dojo[/U][/COLOR] [COLOR="blue"][U]UCR sign Neil Fearn[/U][/COLOR] [B][U]RECENT RESULTS:[/U][/B] [COLOR="blue"][U]DAVE Danger Zone TV[/U][/COLOR] [COLOR="blue"][U]INSPIRE Day Zero Tour (Thursday) Report GCG Blown Away Tour (Thursday) Report WLW Hell Hole Tour (Thursday) Report[/U][/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramaeno Posted February 7, 2007 Author Share Posted February 7, 2007 Hello everybody. Look guys I am really sorry about this dynasty not being updated for awhile. You must've thought it was all said and done but thats not the case. Heres the deal, I am fully into this dynsaty still but my fiancee's grandmother (who was basically her mother growing up as her real mom was constantly on business trips w/ alycias [fiancee] dad.) looks to be passing away at any moment. She contracted a cold about two or so weeks ago but at the tender age of 88 that can turn into anything at any time. Last thursday it was pnuemonia (sp?) and from there she had a heart attack Thursday night, rushed to the hospital and her organs have failed her. She was on full life support making some strides but ultimately didn't work out. Yesterday they made the very difficult decision to take her off life support and so she is in gods hands now, she is still alive and struggling but the odds of anything happening are nothing short of incredibly miraculous. The doctors said even if she makes a miraculous (and basically impossible) recovery, she'll be bedridden for the rest of her days and in her living will she wants nothing to do with that. So I was in Allentown PA with her family (I am originally from New York City) for the longest while now thus why nothing was being done here but I haven't gone away and I hope to get back to this. I know this may not be the place for a post like that but these are hard times and good people were enjoying this post as was I so your prayers are asked and thanks guys. Rae Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeypox Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 The dynasty can wait, for sure. Best wishes to you and your family. We'll be here when you're ready to come back and your brain is in the mood for things like TEW again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonmack Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 [QUOTE=Monkeypox;196501]The dynasty can wait, for sure. Best wishes to you and your family. We'll be here when you're ready to come back and your brain is in the mood for things like TEW again.[/QUOTE] seconded on the best wishes to you and yours. Family always comes first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramaeno Posted March 31, 2007 Author Share Posted March 31, 2007 [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/STSLogo2.gif[/IMG] [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/STSLogo.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B][CENTER]only on[/CENTER][/B] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/TPNlogo.jpg[/IMG] [B][U]EPISODE XVIII[/U][/B] - [I]The Mid-Atlantic Excursion Part II[/I][/CENTER] [CENTER]"THE PHANTOM DUKE"[/CENTER] (when last we found ourselves tuned in to the ever present entourage of deep and morally uplifting viewing material that is The Pop Network, we found our eyes eagerly stalking our television sets in heated anticipation. Salivating over the previous episode of STRONGER THAN STRONG, the Pop Networks biggest hit since the late 80's "CRAZY COMPUTERIZED HEAD-MAN' craze. The sleeper hit was shopped by the national networks but due to the poor light pro wrestling has been in in recent years, there was no serious negotiation and lucky for us, because we hate chipping in our .0000000# to the big networks ratings :P ) [B][I]LAST WEEKS SESSION OF STRONGER THAN STRONG!!:[/I][/B] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/PJStrong-1.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/SamStrong.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/AliciaStrong_alt.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] Sam Strong and his children were given a generous invitation from [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/RipChord.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] Rip Chord to venture northward. Sam Strongs instincts say the old man has returned to the bottle and he is in dire need of financial support. PJ Strong seems to be a bit more optimistic, suggesting that perhaps there is a more honest motivation behind the invitation. Either way, the invitation came at a convenient time as USPW had just finished up their shows and as Sam always did, he took the post-show days off to unwind and think about what to do next. He also thought it would be good for him and a few of the USPW guys to take the trip up north and get to bond together. Sam was long past the days of driving from town to town in a small car, jammed in with a ton of the boys. No, after his first SWF title run he hadn't driven anywhere with anybody but he flew first class most of the time with Rich Eisen. So this roadtrip was just what the doctor ordered. It was an interesting road trip and it took up the entire last episode. They were driving a rustic Volkswagon that broke down when it reached the Carolinas. The problem was, crammed in this car was Sam Strong, his son PJ Strong, daughter Alicia Strong, USPW star Jim Force and hitched to the back of the car was a YOU-HALL trailer. They didn't have anything but a few bags of luggage, the trailer was actually for Bruce The Giant to lay down in seeing as he couldn't even sit in the car. [B][U]FAST FORWARD TO TODAYS EPISODE:[/U][/B] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/1-3.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B][CENTER]BALTIMORE, MARYLAND[/CENTER][/B] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/SamStrong.jpg[/IMG] ([I]thinking:[/I] WELL YA know somethin brother, this cooky bat Rip Chord must be up to no good! What in the hell could he possibly want with me and why did we have to come all the way out to Maryland! I thought he ran his operations out of the Mid Atlantic DUDE!)[/CENTER] [CENTER]HEY SON! You finished unpacking brother!![/CENTER] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/PJStrong-1.jpg[/IMG] SAY, POP! I sure did![/CENTER] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/SamStrong.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [CENTER]THAT'S A GOOD BROTHER! WHERE'S YOUR SISTER AT BROTHER?[/CENTER] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/PJStrong-1.jpg[/IMG] ([I]thinking:[/I] boy, pop sure acts strange some times! Golly, maybe he took a few too many licks to the noggin!) Brother? What brother, dad? I don't have a brother![/CENTER] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/SamStrong.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [CENTER]I MEAN, JACK.[/CENTER] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/PJStrong-1.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [CENTER]Jack?? OH, SHUCKS POP! You mean JIM! Jim Force! Yeah pop, I'm pretty sure he's unpacked. I think he's actually in the backyard yelling at a tree, dad![/CENTER] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/SamStrong.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [CENTER]NO, BROTHER! I MEANT JACK! WHERE'S YOUR SISTER AT, JACK![/CENTER] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/PJStrong-1.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [CENTER]YOU MEAN JIM![/CENTER] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/SamStrong.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [CENTER]NO, BROTHER! YOUR SISTER![/CENTER] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/PJStrong-1.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [CENTER]YES.[/CENTER] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/SamStrong.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [CENTER]YES WHAT BROTHER?[/CENTER] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/PJStrong-1.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [CENTER]NO. NO BROTHER. SISTER. YES SISTER.[/CENTER] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/SamStrong.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] WELL YA KNOW SOMETHIN PJ!!! I HAD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH OF YOU BROTHER! LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHIN PJ! IF YOU DON'T TELL ME WHERE YOUR SISTERS AT, DUDE.... I'M GONNA ASK YOU ONE QUESTION, DADDY-OH! WHATCHA GONNA DO WHE- [CENTER][B][I]BOSS![/I][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER]The unmistakable voice brought the cameras attention to beyond Sam Strong. Camera met stomach, from stomach to chest, from chest to sky where we could identify......[/CENTER] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/BrucetheGiant-1.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B][I][CENTER]THE MASTER OF THE BRUCIE BONUS[/CENTER][/I][/B] [B][U][CENTER][SIZE="5"]BRUCE THE GIANT!!![/SIZE][/CENTER][/U][/B] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/SamStrong.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [CENTER]OH HEY BRUCE. WHAT'S GOIN' ON BROTHER? ME AND MY SON HERE WERE JUST HANGIN' AN' BANGIN' SAYIN' OUR PRAYERS AND TAKIN' OUR VITAMINS DUDE. WHAT'S GOIN' ON WITH YOU, BIG MAN?[/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/BrucetheGiant-1.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER]BOSS. YOU GONNA BE REAL MAD. YOUR DAUGHTER IS TALKING TO SOME SKINNY KID. LOOKS LIKE HES A FRENCHY. YOU WANT ME TO EAT HIM?[/CENTER] [CENTER]The camera spins to Sam Strong and we get close facial.[/CENTER] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/SSC.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B][U][CENTER]COMMERCIAL[/CENTER][/U][/B] [I][CENTER]the banjo kicks up[/CENTER][/I] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/AlTheHillbilly.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/PeteTheHillbilly.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/AlTheHillbilly.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [CENTER]HEY ALL YEW FELLERS OUT D'ERE!![/CENTER] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/PeteTheHillbilly.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [CENTER]AN' WE CAIN'T FERGET ALL YA'LL PRISSY MISSY'S NEITHER![/CENTER] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/AlTheHillbilly.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [CENTER]THAT'S RIGHT! I'M AL THE HILLBILLY 'N THIS RIGHT 'ERE IS PETE THE HILLBILLY![/CENTER] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/PeteTheHillbilly.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [CENTER]YES SIR AN WE ARE OF RELATION![/CENTER] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/AlTheHillbilly.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [CENTER]SURE ARE! NOW YA'LL MIGHT RECOGNIZE US FROM UNITED STATES PRO WRESTLING TELEVISION SHOWS AN LEMME TELL YA'LL WHAT, WHEN WE'RE DONE GETTIN' 'ER DONE IN THE WRASSLIN' RING, THERE SURE AIN'T NOTHIN' LIKE A GOOD MEAL AFTER SWEATIN' ONE OUT IN THE RING, DONTCHA SAY PETE?[/CENTER] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/PeteTheHillbilly.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [CENTER]SHOOT! YOU SURE AIN'T KIDDIN', AL![/CENTER] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/AlTheHillbilly.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [CENTER]WELL HOT DAMN, I KNOW I AIN'T KIDDIN'! LEMME TELL YA A LIL' WRASSLIN' SECRET AN A LIL' FAMILY SECRET AT THAT. WHEN ME AND PETE HERE GETS DONE WRASSLIN' IT UP THERE'S ONLY ONE THING WE LIKE HAVIN'![/CENTER] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/PeteTheHillbilly.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [CENTER]YOU MEAN BESIDES MUDSLIDDIN' CONTESTS, AL?[/CENTER] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/AlTheHillbilly.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [CENTER]THAT'S RIGHT, PETE! 'SIDES MUD-DIVIN' CONTESTS, ME AN PETE GOT ONE RITUAL AND THAT'S MOMMA HILLBILLY'S GIN AND WINE FRIED BUTTER![/CENTER] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/PeteTheHillbilly.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [CENTER]WHAT'S THAT, AL! MOMMA HILLBILLY'S GIN AND WINE FRIED BUTTER?! WELL HOT DOGS AND CAVIAR! LEMME AT 'ER, AL, LET ME AT 'ER![/CENTER] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/AlTheHillbilly.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [CENTER]SIMMER DOWN, NOW, PETE! SIMMER DOWN! JUS' WAIT ENTEILL THIS 'ERE COMMERCIALS DONE'A SHOOTIN' AN' I'LL FIRE SOME UP FER YA RIGHT ON THE HOUSE! NOW LEMME TELL YA'LL SOMETHIN' FOLKS! MOMMA HILLBILLYS IS A NAME YOU CAN TRUST! WE BEEN SERVIN' THE GREAT FAMILIES OF THIS BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY FOR YEARS AN WE AIN'T NEVER HAD NO COMPLAINTS![/CENTER] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/PeteTheHillbilly.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [CENTER]WELL HOT DIGGITY DOODLE, AL! I DO DECLARE! Y'KNOW...I ACTUALLY BEEN TRYIN' TO WATCH MY FIGGER LATELY, I DON'T THINK I CAN HAVE ME ANY OF MOMMA HILLBILLYS GIN AND WINE FRIED BUTTER![/CENTER] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/AlTheHillbilly.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [CENTER]NOW NOW, DON'T YEW WORRY YER LITTLE SELF THERE, PETE! MOMMA HILLBILLYS IS PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THAT DEW TO HIT STORE SHELVES SOON, NONE OTHER THAN NEW, MOMMA HILLBILLY'S CANOLA OIL ONLY FRIED BUTTER![/CENTER] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/PeteTheHillbilly.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [CENTER]WOW, MOMMA HILLBILLY MAKES 'EM CANOLA OIL ONLY! SHOOT I THINK I'D HAVE ME TWO THEN, AL![/CENTER] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/AlTheHillbilly.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [CENTER]ONLY TWO?![/CENTER] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/AlTheHillbilly.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/PeteTheHillbilly.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B][I][CENTER]HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!![/CENTER][/I][/B] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/AlTheHillbilly.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [CENTER]MOMMA HILLBILLYS GIN AND WINE FRIED BUTTER AND NEW CANOLA OIL ONLY FRIED BUTTER, GET 'EM IN STORES NOW![/CENTER] [CENTER][IMG]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/PeteTheHillbilly.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [CENTER]OR ELSE....YER A DAMNED YANKEE![/CENTER] (To be continued) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theoutlaw321 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Welcome back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Aussie Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 Well, that was certainly utilised the best talent in the wrestling world, didn't it? Besides Alicia Strong, She is exerpt from my sarcasm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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