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It seems possible to strap rockets to your promotion by running 2-3 shows a week even at tiny/small size and launch yourself into the stratosphere.
I would think that a tiny fed hitting the same market every other day would cause audiences to burn out and your popularity gains to decrease but that doesn't seem to be the case.
This means as soon as you can turn a profit you should run a bajillion shows to catapult your into the stratosphere causing unrealistic growth.
Jaded shared his audience records for his "RTG" game and by June 2020 he was seeing tens of thousands of fans per show every other night:
It ends up being like running a house show without all the downsides. I would imagine you would need to tour farther and farther from your home territory as you saturate the market. Even the WWE travels around because they can't hammer the same market too many times in a row.
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<p>Thanks for the feedback!</p><p> </p><p>
Just remember...Azathoth is always watching...</p><p> </p><p>
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<p>By request these are Event logos based off of the Japanese calendar:</p><p> </p><p>
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<strong>Mutsuki | Kisaragi | Yayoi | Uzuki | Satsuki | Minazuki | Fumizuki | Hazuki | Nagatsuki | Kannazuki | Shimotsuki | Shiwasu </strong></p><p><strong>
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I need some event logos for a new C-verse
January: Hit The Lights
February: Seek And Destroy
March: Kill 'Em All
April: No Remorse
May: Whiplash
June: Ain't My Bitch
July: Don't Tread On Me
August: Jump In The Fire
September: For Whom The Bell Tolls
October: Creeping Death
November: Bleeding Me
December: Fade To Black
One down...
edit: Two down...
edit: Three down
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Someone in the 70's thread figured out how to stop generated workers.
Set your settings to require photos and then delete all free pictures.
When the game tries to generate a worker, it will see no pictures found and skip it.
Then when the player reaches 2020 (or anytime earlier) they can just import the free pictures and the dojos will kick out generated workers again.
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Absurdist Entertainment.
Television can have < 10% wrestling. The last thing I need in my storylines is wrestling matches, those things are dangerous!
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And to continue the WCW thing as soon as Ted Turner sold it WCW was immediately put on the hurt locker because they weren't producing the ratings their slot warranted.
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I made this logo for HWA
And this is why I tell people I don't do Company logos.
Outstanding work.
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Couple more random requests/projects:
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Could I get a NWO Style Chaos logo
Like this?
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<p>Added some default DSPW Event Logos</p><p> </p><p>
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I'll probably revisit these but for now they exist, so yay!</p>
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<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Mr T Jobs To Me" data-cite="Mr T Jobs To Me" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="47748" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>As in, do they overspawn people? I think with normal settings the entire world got around 100 the first year through, there aren't as many training camps set up and largely with lower facility ratings that produce less graduates, but I would still turn it off or way down by 1989.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> How do you turn new worker gen off?</p>
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<p>More stables and Indian Shows:</p><p> </p><p>
[sTABLES]</p><p>
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[iNDIAN SHOWS]</p><p>
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<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="KyTeran" data-cite="KyTeran" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="48560" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Looking for some stable logos: Shamrock Assault Squad, The Lion Hearts, The Serpent's Head, The Sweethearts, The Troll Factor, and The UK Wrecking Crew.<p> Not looking for anything specific so complete creative freedom on any of them.</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Done.</p><p> </p><p> <img alt="iypZeJm.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/iypZeJm.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="li254NH.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/li254NH.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="USPeqkW.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/USPeqkW.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="O4hQ1k5.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/O4hQ1k5.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="YwEfiJB.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/YwEfiJB.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="FVqjtiO.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/FVqjtiO.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p>
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Bring on the Pain!
IPW LAST MAN STANDING
Henderson, NV Southwest, USA
Saturday, Week 1
April 2020
Attendance: 400!
Pre-Show/Bonus Features
Barnaby & Rudge vs. Remmy Honeyman & Kid Fantastic
In a pre-show bout that had a decent reaction from the crowd but terrible wrestling, Barnaby & Rudge defeated Remmy Honeyman and Kid Fantastic in 12:33 when Ash Barnaby pinned Remmy Honeyman with a Double Super Kick.
Vin's Note: I'm starting to get a bit underwhelmed by Barnaby & Rudge. They should be able to pull off much better matches than this. I give everyone an E-. Also Remmy and Kid Fantastic had terrible chemistry working as tag team partners together.
Rating: E-
Lil Henry & Fiasco Fierce vs. Manny Alvarez & PschyoMike
In a pre-show bout that had a decent reaction from the crowd but terrible wrestling, Lil Henry and Fiasco Fierce defeated Manny Alvarez and PsychoMike in 13:21 when Fiasco Fierce pinned PsychoMike with a Spear.
Vin's Note: Where has this Fiasco been? He pulled off a high E+ showing pretty decent control of the match. Meanwhile Lil Henry gave an E peformance while Manny and PsychoMike were E-s. Of note is that Manny and Stanley had terrible chemistry because of course they did. I've been hunting for a new lower card tag team for half a year and all I can do is find teams that don't work.
Rating: E
Mexican Hardcore Killers vs. James Diaz and Jerry Pepper
In a decent pre-show match, Mexican Hardcore Killers defeated James Diaz and Jerry Pepper in 13:16 when E-Z pinned Jerry Pepper with a Curb Stomp.
Jerry Pepper was the weak link, struggling to keep up with everyone else's in-ring performance.
Vin's Note: It looks like James is ready to hang with the main even roster. I don't necessarily have a place for him yet with all the current storylines but his consistent E+ performance means he doesn't have to be held to the dark matches as he was on par with Sanchez. E-Z was the higlight of the match with a D- while Jerry is still raw and needed a lot of work, dragging the match down with an E- performance. It also looked like Sanchez took a nasty hit and will have a Bruised Pec from the match. Luckily it was just a hard landing on the steel barrier and not because of a botched move.
Rating: E
Frantic Ali vs. Texas Hangman
In a decent pre-show match, Frantic Ali defeated Texas Hangman in 13:15 by pinfall with a Death Valley Driver.
Vin's Note: When people look back on my booking I'm sure they will comment about how much I've wasted Frantic Ali. He should be comfortable at the top of the card every event, not here wrestling in the dark with the raw recruits. He pulled a solid D even with a weak opponent and no storyline heat or crowd warmup. He even made Hangman look decent despite being raw with an E- performance.
Rating: D-
The show starts out with Lug Phelon and Mary O'Ryan hitting the ring to a mixture of cheers and boos.
Mary: "How ya doing, Nevada? How's it feel to get a taste of real hard hitting action. None of that 'Sports Entertainment' crap, right? My boys here will be getting bruised, battered, and bloody for your entertainment. Nothing fake about the way the ring and walls will be dripping crimson red by the end."
The crowd, most of which are already drunk and rowdy, roar with approval. A few beer cans go flying which causes Lug to glare into the crowd and point a finger at them as a warning.
Mary: "Now now lads, leave the violence and mayhem to us. You'll get your chance after the show to trash this place. That's when the security deposit expires."
The crowd laughs again. A chair goes sailing into the ropes causing Mary to flinch but Lug, much more experienced with the hardcore crowds, takes it in stride and bellows out at the crowd to calm the f*** down.
Mary: "Err...right. Speaking of expiring let's talk about someone past their expiration date. Remmy Skye."
The crowd pops at the new fan favorite. In his brief time in IPW and despite a mixed record Remmy continues to be one of the fan's favorites thanks to his raw charisma and incredible aerial arsenal.
Mary: "Yeah yeah, you love him because he's a flippy one. I get it but that doesn't make him hardcore. Not like the Irish Warrior here. Lug Phelon is channeling the spirit of the pagan of Ireland that beat the Romans, the British, everyone. You might win a battle here or there but ultimately the war is won by someone like Lug."
Lug beats his chest and raises his hands in victory already.
Mary: "Ain't nobody in IPW that hits harder or takes a beating like Lug, I guarantee. You want to have a bloody good time then you Lug here beat someone bloody. That's why Remmy, if you're listening, you're in for a rough tumble tonight. Lug's gonna knock your block off and spit down your neck. And Blackfriar, you can't hide forever. Lug's coming for that belt and as every fan here knows ain't nothing going to stop him. Now who's ready for a smashing donnybrook?"
The crowd roars even if they don't understand half of the weird faux Irish/British slang that "Mary O'Ryan" is putting on. It doesn't matter to them. She's attractive, she's got a sexy accent and Lug looks like a beast next to her.
Lug Phelon & Mary O'Ryan call out Remmy Skye
Rating: D
The Hot Taggs vs. Minnesota Awesome
The rookies Kalder and Wolfie Tagg come roaring down to the ring for their big debut. Both Taggs grab bottles out of the audience and when they hit the ring Wolfie smashes it over his head and howls looking mean and nasty. Kalder tries to follow suit but his bottle doesn't break and he brains himself, stumbling back and the crowd roars with laughter. He tries to continue with his bit and tries again and the bottle fails to break again. Finally he just throws it at the ground where the damn bottle still doesn't break. He howls like his brother but the crowd is too busy laughing to be intimidated.
The Minnesota Awesomes come down, pretending like the crowd is going nuts for them when in reality the reaction is very modest. Moses alerts the crowd to get their weapons ready and as is tradition at IPW the first match barely spends any time in the ring, spilling over to ringside and then brawling through the audience. Chairs are smashed across backs, heads are shoved into the steel barriers. Wolfie and Kalder grab a crutch and use it to double clothesline Perry end over end. The actual wrestling is mostly just punching one another through the crowd and grabbing a weapon. There is a loud crack from a cookie sheet across Kalder's head but otherwise the crowd wasn't that involved in the match until it spilled into their laps. To their credit the crowd supported the two wrestlers but it just didn't have the same visual as when the giant Candian Hardcore monsters were brawling through the crowd.
In the end the four wrestlers brawled their way back to the center where Wolfie hit Perry with a Montana Slammer for the pin.
In a bout that didn't have much heat and terrible wrestling, The Hot Taggs defeated Minnesota Awesome in a Weapons match in 7:46 when Wolfie Tagg pinned Perry Longstaff with a Montana Slammer. pinned Perry Longstaff with a Montana Slammer.
Vin's Note: When will I learn not to pin important matches on rookies. Kalder and Wolfie have serious brawling skills and while they have potential this was just a mess. Putting them against another set of rookies didn't help anything either. Kalder was the worst with an F+ and then came Wolfie with an E-, Perry with an E and Clark with an E+. Surprisingly Minnesota Awesome looked better than ever in this match. Go figure.
Rating: E
Moses: "And once again IPW crowds are treated to a brawl right in their very laps. There is no such thing as a bad seat at an IPW event.
Luther: "Yeah if you wait long enough you'll get up close and personal with half the roster. And if you wait too long you'll become part of the match!"
Anslem: "Whatever. Who cares about all this tag team crap. Anything not featuring my man Frantic is a waste of fan's time."
Luther: "Do you ever contribute anything else? Yes, you manage Frantic. We know that. Everyone knows that. Why don't you talk about something else?"
Anslem: "Why? Just like my man Frantic I am focused with my eye on the prize. Frantic deserves a shot at the title. Any title. IPW Champion. World Heavyweight. Hell put him one of those other "sports entertianment" crapholes and watch him tear through their roster like a piece of paper. He'll smack the chiseled jaw right off of Nicky Champion or Rocky Golden before putting them into the mat, through the mat, whatever it takes."
Moses: "Which brings us to our next match where the Dark Watch faces off against Zombie Boy and..."
Luther: "NO! Stop! How? How does anything he just said have anything to do with Deacon Darkhold's creepy cult or pscyho clowns and a dead kid?"
Moses: "...isn't it obvious?"
Anslem: "Yeah I don't follow..."
Moses: "Of course you don't follow. This match follows with Dark Watch against Coulrophobia and Zombie Boy in a three-man tag team."
Luther: "You're a real son of a b****, you know that Moses?"
Moses: "Fantastic."
Dark Watch vs. Coulrophobia & Zombie Boy
Dark Watch comes down with their creepy music and candles. Deacon practically molests the leather bound book with a pentagram on the front while the Night Terrors flank him. Meanwhile the psycho clowns come down to their own creepy music, pretending to stab at the crowd with bloody knives and Zombie Boy is among them right at home. While the clowns lick (fake) blood off their knives Zombie Boy hits the turnbuckles and shouts out his new catch phrase: "Tonight! Even Death Will Die!". H.P Lovecraft meets Stephen King on that side of the ring.
Deacon starts in the ring and when he sheds his robes he's showing a bit more muscle than normal. It's not very noticeable but its there. He faces off against the much bigger Pierrot and hits a big slam early on to showcase that newfound strength although it doesn't last long. Pierrot an all-rounder packed with muscle and alternates between brawling and technical wrestling to keep Deacon off balance. Pierrot and Hellech tag often and the pair beat Deacon down but as Hellech goes for a pin Deacon suddenly roars up and knocks him out with a clothesline prompting a tag to Babau and the match is on in full. With this many shady wrestlers the ref Jeffery Davis quickly loses control and it turns into an all out brawl in and out of the ring. Dark Watch ends up being the underdog as Zombie Boy ends up pinning Moroi while everyone else was busy however before they can capitalize on their advantage both Zombie Boy and Hellech are pinned in rapid succession. Babua is bludgeoned on a steel barrier and is pinned before Deacon can break it up leaving it as Deacon and Pierrot once again in the final minutes of the match. This time though Deacon has a chair and beats Pierrot down before picking up the pin and the final win.
In a decent match, The Dark Watch (Deacon Darkhold, Babau and Moroi) defeated Zombie Boy and Coulrophobia in an Elimination match in 12:25; Moroi was eliminated first, then Zombie Boy, then Hellech, then Babau, and finally Pierrot.
Vin's Note: Pierrot and Babau were both the ones that held the match together and both put on solid D- performances. Those two really are the stars of the tag team and it is a constant debate whether to spin them solo or keep them in the tag divisions to help the others. Deacon and Hellech pulled off strong E+ performances while Moroi and Zombie Boy were Es. As usual the crowd shouted 'You Suck" at Moroi and cheered when Zombie Boy flung himself off the turnbuckle and onto the steel barrier in a crazy bump even though nobody asked him to.
Rating: E+
Luther: "So is this about to become a thing? Cultists versus Clowns?"
Anslem: "I suspect IPW is going to have to shill out big time for special effects if that happens. You can't have a creepy psycho murder feud without getting a bit flashy."
Luther: "Yeah, you're probably right. Still a guy can dream, can't he?"
Moses: "Speaking of..."
Luther: "NO! NO! NOT AGAIN! You are NOT using the last thing I said to awkwardly transition to the next match. You are going to learn to do it properly."
Moses: "...speaking of doing things properly..."
Luther: "NO! What did I just say!"
Moses: "...fine. Up next we have..."
Anslem: "BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP! My Man Frantic has something to say!"
But Moses is interrupted as generic rap music (catchy but unplaceable) fills the auditorium and Frantic Ali heads down to the ring. Anslem as his dutiful manager brings him a microphone and he begins addressing the crowd.
Frantic: "How y'all doing? You enjoying the show Nevada?"
The crowd pops a bit. Everyone likes being reminded of the place they are currently in.
Frantic: "Now if any of you checked the news you'd see that apparently it's headlines that I'm not fighting JOJI tonight. Or any night. I don't get it. I just don't get it. Why is everyone asking me to beat up on him? It's like me fighting a child. Oh that child might be wild, it might be misbehaving but it's still just a little kid. I fight real challengers. I am at the top looking down. There ain't anything for me to gain by lowering myself to that level and..."
He's interrupted by the sound of baboons hooting accompanied by heavy metal riffs and JOJI runs down to the ring. Volunteers and wrestlers pour out behind him, holding him back. He never gets a microphone but he just keeps screaming "YOU'RE MINE! YOU'RE MINE!"
He breaks free from the crowd, punching Frantic Ali. Ali starts brawling back but the two are quickly pulled away and taken back to the locker room.
Frantic taunts JOJI, JOJI runs out and the two briefly fight.
Rating: D
JOJI vs. Stanley Axis
"American Made" Stanley Axis comes out to his generic patriotic rock music and the boos of the crowd that hate to see him. The crowd starts chanting "Pretty Boy" at him. JOJI rushes him before he can even make it to the ring and the two brawl down the ramp and into the ring. JOJI quickyl takes control and dominates the match but Stanley keeps fighting back taking a brutal beating to the cheers of the crowd.
In a bout that had a decent reaction from the crowd but terrible wrestling, JOJI defeated Stanley Axis in 15:10 by pinfall with a Joji Miracle Explosion.
Vin's Note: JOJI: E+, Stanley: E-, Crowd hated stanley, stanley off his game
Rating: E
Fiasco Fierce hits the ring as his own music fills the auditorium. He has a mic and starts freestyling as he heads down to the ring.
Fiasco: "Hello Nevada! Welcome to another segment of Fierce Talk where I bring you the truth about what's on the minds of IPW's' extreme wrestlers. Now joining me are a pair you know and love, the new IPW tag team champions!"
Gunshots fill the speakers as the Deadly Outlaws head down. The Outlaw takes the mic as Deadly Deadshot paces around keeping an eye out for would-be challengers.
The Outlaw: "Howdy y'all. Now I'm sure y'all are pleased as punch to see yer new tag team champions here."
Outlaw and Deadshot pause to raise their belts to a mild pop from the crowd
The Outlaw: "But I'm not here as a champion, I'm here as a concerned worker here at IPW."
Fiasco: "Oh, you're not going to answer my questions? You're just going to go about your own agenda. Cool...cool..."
The Outlaw: "I'm talking about that seven-foot varmint, that big galoot that has been terrorizin' IPW recently. I'm talkin' about that demon Azathoth."
Fiasco: "Yeah I'm just gonna leave now..."
The Outlaw: "Azathoth, if you can even understand the words I'm sayin', you need to know something. Now they call me the Outlaw because I do what it takes to win but once I win, I stop. There is nothin' to be gained by beatin' down a beaten man. All you're doin' is wastin' our time. Every single time half the locker room has to come out to drag you away and it is tirin'. So tonight, in front of these great fans, I'm goin' finally teach you a lesson you shoulda learned a long time ago. I'm goin' a beatcha down, bust you open in a 'First Blood' match and then walk away, because that's what a real man..."
...if you hide, I will find you...
The crowd goes quiet.
...if you run, I will catch you...
The little girl's creepy taunts whisper out from the speakers.
...if you're alive, I will...
...DESTROY YOU!
With a mighty bellow Azathoth roars and storms down from backstage. Deadly Deadshot moves to intercept by launching himself from the top turnbuckle but Azathoth catches him and hits him with a massive backbreaker before dumping him into the crowd. Azathoth climbs into the ring and without any further ado the bell is rung and the match is on.
Fiasco Fierce interviews the Deadly Outlaws about Azathoth
Rating: E+
Azathoth vs. The Outlaw w/ Deadly Deadshot
The Outlaw is not a small man but Azathoth towers over him. The two waste no time slugging it out back and forth in the middle of the ring. The Outlaw even goes slam for slam picking up Azathoth in a big scoop slam to the delight of the crowd. The Outlaw mounts and begins raining down big fists to the masked face of Azathoth. Deadly Deadshot recovers and climbs the turnbuckle and although it isn't technically a handicap match it seems to be heading that way. The Outlaw rolls off and Deadly Deadshot flies into the air...and is caught by Azathoth. The big man had gotten to his feet and chokeslams Deadshot into the mat. The Outlaw comes charging back but Azathoth whips him into the turnbuckle. Azathoth begins slamming The Outlaw's face over and over again into the corner and The Outlaw's face is busted open.
In a decent match, Azathoth defeated The Outlaw in a First Blood match in 11:37 when The Outlaw was busted open.
Vin's Note: Goddammit! This was supposed to be a big match for both of them but their timing was all over the place. Bad Chemistry strikes once again! I feel like my roster is cursed, just a bunch of people who can't wrestle well with anyone else. To make matters worse both of them were off their game. This could have been a top match if they could have just clicked. Despite it all the Outlaw pulls an E+ and Azathoth gets an E
Rating: E+
The bell rings and the ref goes to pull Azathoth away but he doesn't listen. He shrugs off the ref and continues bashing the Outlaws face into the turnbuckle. Finally with a bellow he picks up the Outlaw and powerbombs him into the ropes. Deadly Deadshot comes in with a dropkick but that barely staggers Azathoth and he grabs Deadshot by the head and flings him out of the ring. He goes back to Outlaw who is still clutching his back in pain and Azathoth powerbombs him again and again and again. The Outlaw seems like he's been knocked unconscious, Deadshot is rolling around on the mats around the ring and Azathoth stands over his bloody opponent and roars again.
By this time officials, volunteers, and other wrestlers come out and pull the monster away from the ring.
Azathoth destroys the Outlaw
Rating: E+
Anslem: "What the hell was that?"
Luther: "Big Boy does NOT like being called out, that's for sure."
Anslem: "What kind of company is Vin running anyway? That's not a man, that's a shaved grizzley!"
Luther: "Remember what happened to the last guy that called him names?"
Anslem goes really quiet really fast.
Moses: "It looks like...yes, they are bringing out a stretcher for The Outlaw. Deadly Deadshot has been unsuccessful in getting him to his feet. One half of the tag team champions is injured? That puts Deadshot in real trouble. IPW wrestlers love the smell of blood in the water and the sharks will start circling if they sense this kind of weakness."
Luther: "How did Azathoth even get hired? Can you imagine that interview? 'Tell me about a time you worked well in a team setting.' 'RAARWWRRRRRRRR'"
Moses: "Fantastic. Speaking of giant barely controlled animals up next we have Canadian Hardcore challenging the Dirty White Boys in an old school brawl. "
Canadian Hardcore vs. The Dirty White Boys
Otis and Sasquatch are growing fan favorites for their ability to hold wild brawls all around the arena and the Dirty White Boys are more than willing to accommodate them. These towering titans deliver big punchs and elbows to one another, moving around the auditorium. Otis tosses Lead Belly into the crowd and the fans scramble out of the way as chairs go flying. When one of these big heavyweights go down they could take out nearly an entire row of people. Eventually Otis and Sasquatch pull ahead and the two of them beat down Grease Hogg near the bleachers. Lead Belly pushes his way through the crowd but Sasquatch intercepts him with a clothesline while Otis picks up the pin.
In a decent match, Canadian Hardcore defeated The Dirty White Boys in 11:37 when Otis Von Battenberg pinned Grease Hogg.
Vin's Note: I was really hoping this would bump up a bit. It wasn't bad, just not great. Lead Belly had some of the best moments pulling a D- , Grease and Sasquatch performed at an E+ level and Otis continued to lag behind with an E.
Rating: E+
As fans get back into their chairs and volunteers clear ringside of broken chairs, bent baking sheets and a fan-made barbed wire gauntlet heavy drum beats and guitar riffs pump out and the crowd goes wild for Remmy Skye.
Remmy: "Hello my fans! Hello my haters! You don't see it yet but you will one day become one and the same! The future is a singularity that we are all rushing towards. One point where we will all converge and then everything you know will be flipped on its head. Left becomes right, up becomes down, existence becomes oblivion and oblivion because EVERYTHING!"
The crowd has no idea what he is talking about but are hypnotized by his movements and tone. They are eating out his hands while he spouts gibberish.
Remmy: "There is a great evolution on the horizon. A bad idea nobody would have thought possible that is being brought to life one step at a time. First there was nothing and then there is everything and now we must cycle back to nothingness again. While everyone pushes harder and harder to move forwared WE will move backward! We are not going to be the Evolution but we will be the De-Evolution!"
His voice rises to a crescendo and the crowd goes nuts for him.
Remmy: "So if some warrior from the Emerald Isle wants to face me so be it. Whether I win or he loses doesn't change the course we are all on. It won't alter our path. We will continue to be the playthings of gods until we are driven down into dust. So shiny Emeralds...BRING IT ON!"
The crowd roars in approval as the Floggy Molly-esque sounds of Lug's Entrance theme indicates the Irish Warrior is on his way down.
Remmy acts weird again
Rating: D
Lug Phelon w/ Mary O'Ryan vs. Remmy Skye
Last Man Standing
Lug comes down and is ready to rumble. He didn't quite understand what Remmy was saying but he was pretty sure it was an insult so he's ready to rearrange Remmy's face. The bell rings and Lug charges forward with a big clothesline but Remmy ducks it, hitting the ropes and hitting a flying heel kick to the head. Remmy springs off the ropes with a moonsault but Lug is back up quickly. Remmy bounces off the ropes again showing unusual intelligence by keeping the action on the move so Lug can't pin him down. Lug is flattened out again and again but Remmy just can't put him away. Finally Remmy climbs the turnbuckle and the crowd goes nuts but Lug gets the knees up on Remmy's splash and the momentum swings the other way.
Lug whips Remmy into the corner and hits a couple big meaty chops before climbing up and raining punches down. The crowd picks up the count: 1...2...3...4...5...6...Lug goes for lucky seven but Remmy shoves him down. He pops up to the turnbuckle and hits a big splash and both wrestlers are down. Remmy recovers first, dragging Lug to his feet and smashes Lug's nose in with a facebuster. Remmy goes for the pin but Lug kicks out again. Remmy drags Lug up and to the turnbuckle to set up a Skye Diver but as Remmy climbs Lug starts punching him in the side. Lug reverses it into a big superplex and both of them crash down onto the mat.
Mary is at ringside shouting for Lug to get back up and he recovers a second before Remmy does and starts raining down big punches to Remmy's head again. He whips Remmy into the ropes and nearly decapitates him with a big clothesline. Mary slides a chair into the ring and Lug sets up for a big DDT onto the steel chair but Remmy suddenly flips around and ends up with a huricanrana onto the chair. Lug is down and the ref is counting. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... no! Lug staggers to his feet.
Remmy runs towards the ropes but Mary grabs his foot tripping him. The ref just shrugs, this is IPW! DQ's are against the rules! Remmy turns and threatens Mary with a plancha but grabs the ropes and propels himself back into the ring. It was all a feint but it worked as Mary shrieks and dives for cover. Remmy turns back only to walk right into a big Gutwrench Backbreaker from a now recovered Lug. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10!! Lug picks up the win!
In a bout that had fantastic heat and good wrestling, Lug Phelan defeated Remmy Skye in a Last Man Standing match in 15:26 when Remmy Skye could not beat a ten count after a Gutwrench Backbreaker.
Vin's Note: Lug: D, Remmy: D+, lug off his game
Rating: D+
Post-Show DVD Bonus
Backstage in one of the center's rooms sits Hustle Muvva, Fiasco Fierce, Lil Henry and Cindy all munching on popcorn and throwing it at the screen as they watch Remmy and Lug slug it out. They start complaining about how they're not main eventing any longer.
Tired of sitting around Hustle Muvva heads out and bumps into Aldous Blackfriar and they agree to do a non-title match just for fun.
Hustle Muvva, Fiasco Fierce, Lil Henry and Cindy complain about being left out of the show
Rating: E+
Hustle Muvva vs. Aldous Blackfriar
In a post-show bout that had fantastic heat and good wrestling, Aldous Blackfriar defeated Hustle Muvva in 15:01 by pinfall with a Batwing.
Vin's Note: Hustle still in fine form with a D- while Blackfriar blows the roof off with a C-
Rating: D-
Overall Rating: D
tl;dr:(Post)Aldous Blackfriar defeats Hustle Muvva
(Post)Hustle, Frantic, and Lil Henry Complain
Lug Phelon defeats Remmy Skye
Remmy Skye acts weird
Canadian Hardcore defeat the Dirty White Boys
Azathoth destroys the Outlaw
Azathoth defeats the Outlaw
the Outlaw challenges Azathoth
JOJI defeats Stanley Axis
JOJI and Frantic Ali brawl
The Dark Watch defeats Coulrophobia & Zombie Boy
The Hot Taggs defeat Minnesota Awesome
Lug Phelon challenges Remmy Skye
(Pre-Show)Frantic Ali defeats Texas Hangman
(Pre-Show)Mexican Hardcore Killers defeat Jerry Pepper & James Diaz
(Pre-Show) Lil Henry & Fiasco Fierce defeat Manny Alvarez & PsychoMike
(Pre-Show) Barnaby & Rudge defeat Remmy Honeyman & Kid Fantastic
Prediction Resultssmw88: 3/5
Xendarii: 4/5
Hitman74: 3/5
Tiberious: 3/5
Herrbear: 2/5
MisterRomanini: 4/5
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I feel like this is the pinnacle of TEW. There is only one place to go but down from here:
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<p>Devolution Continues!</p><p> </p><p>
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Indian Themed Events (Request)
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<p>Do the classic WWE: </p><p> </p><p>
1) Announce his big retirement. </p><p> </p><p>
2) ???</p><p> </p><p>
3) Come back on RAW 2 shows later and nobody says a thing.</p>
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Do the new worker gens make it unplayable?
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<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="KyTeran" data-cite="KyTeran" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="48560" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Shamrock Assault Squad</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> <img alt="dW44Lry.png" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/dW44Lry.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p>
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<p>Garry the Entertainer? He shall have his time because it might not be today, it might not be tomorrow BUT...</p><p> </p><p>
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I dub this:</p><p> </p><p>
<span style="font-size:24px;"><span style="color:#000000;">DEVOLUTION</span></span></p><p> </p><p>
nObOdY iS sAfE!!!!</p><p> </p><p>
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[Eventual Pic Pack] MHero Demakes The World!
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