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Thanks. Bishōjo Monogatari Episode 4 - January 2020, Week 4 Since Genda and Mochizuki didn't exactly excel in their singles matches, in the opener we put them as a tag team against Angel Takudome and Mio Takasu, in a high-flying lucha bout where Genda finally shone, earning a higher rating than everyone else on the ring, up to and including the returning veterans - she straight up got into the 40s, even though it was Mochizuki that pinned Takasu for the win. You know, this could work. Next week, I might put them against one of our own tag teams. Speaking of tag teams, Bodyguard Crush is approached by Spider Isako: now that Kasahara is the heir apparent of the Dojo, maybe, just maybe, she could earn some money by training the Spider's evil minions? The crowd pops like the cherry of a 12 year old in a ****ed up hentai dredged up from the darkest depths of the internet - Takenouchi is so good at playing the butch, stoic warrior role she's literally impossible to truly hate, she outshines even the Spider. The next bout, there's not much to say: Yayoi Kurmochi is disqualified after a bait and switch moment in which her opponent Hoshiko Tagawa was deviously helped by delinquent ally Rika Tsujimura: looks like Kamio and Kurmochi will need some help if they ever want to prevail over the criminals, who have started to go by the name of The Outermost Path - that is, the name the yakuza calls itself. Taking cues from our previous show, the Spider convinces Asami Okubo to stand in the way of Emiko Miyoshi, and she does exactly that, being - of course - defeated by the wholesome babyface. On one hand, Miyoshi almost breaks kayfabe when Okubo botches a move and almost injures her but, on the other hand, it looks like Kyoto's young girls are starting to idolize Miyoshi like she's Chigusa Nagayo or Lioness Asuka reborn, if the internet is to be believed: The show ends with Miyoshi going into the small crowd to celebrate - she's finally going to face the Spider again, and I'm finally going to be able to peddle Miyoshi merchandise to middle schoolers. She's not that over yet, but with some luck she could turn into our figurehead. Her generic shoujo heroine gimmick is what's bringing her down, but we might be able to remedy that. I'm going to have a talk with her...

I briefly considered CWW as my starting point into TEW 2020, but in the end I didn't. I will follow this. <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/wink.png.686f06e511ee1fbf6bdc7d82f6831e53.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

Thanks. Looks like I will have to reward a wrestler by making a slight change in the upcoming show, what happened surprised me. TEW seems to be as good a story generator as Crusader Kings. Bishōjo Monogatari Episode 3 - January 2020, Week 3 The backstage had been quiet for two weeks in a row, but third time's the charm, as they say. A very unlucky charm. Or maybe not? See, in kayfabe, Kaori Takenouchi is supposed to be a ronin, hired by Rina Kasahara to act as her right-hand woman in her quest to prove herself worthy as the heir to your average villain's dojo. In real life, however, the tables seem to be flipped: Takenouchi, as much of a badass in person as she is on the ring, has become the de facto leader of the locker room, and she wasted no time in making Kasahara pay for a slight to a fellow worker - the punishment involved yen being exchanged for enough glasses of sake to get even Matsuda-san drunk, and Kasahara actually came out of it a better person. I may be an evil and sexually degenerate overlord, but I am a just evil and sexually degenerate overlord. Therefore, the show's main event will feature the Kasahara/Takenouchi duo, re-dubbed Bodyguard Crush, take on and defeat the Kamio/Kurmochi duo, re-dubbed Eight-Grader Syndrome. I had planned the weeaboos to win, but Takenouchi impressed me. In the immortal words of legendary wrestler Fred Durst, let's keep on rollin', baby. The show opens with Bodyguard Crush asking for a shot at the tag team title - they have defeated half of the meager competition already, after all; they got that shot, because I am God around here. As in, a kami. Why do you think they had all those mythical trinkets laying around, if not because of an egomaniacal and narcissistic promoter who totally didn't give himself the gimmick of an omnipotent, omniscient deity that derives pleasure from in-ring violence? Moving on, past a match in which Hoshiko Tagawa beat returning part-timer Chitose Ariwara simply because she was losing heat despite being considered one of our most promising athletes, we have Kichi Mochizuki have a heart to heart with Emiko Miyoshi: she will buy our heroine some time by standing in the way of Spider Isako herself. Might this the best match we've ever had? Rika Tsujimura defeats Nami Genda with the kind of help from her pal Hoshiko Tagawa that would normally get someone disqualified on the spot. They lied, they cheated, they stole, and they can do it because they're ****ing yakuza. We're not exactly going for subtlety here, unless you think a sledgehammer to the face is subtle. If you do, either go see a psychiatrist right now, or go work for those complete psychopaths over there in Scotland, I heard they like sledgehammers to the face. And baseball bats covered in barbed wire, set on fire and then shoved right up the back end of a member of the audience. I had to spend several months in a hospital after that small misunderstanding. Oh, ****. You see - yes, Kichi Mochizuki did end up facing Spider Isako as per her earlier promise, gaining a kayfabe injury in the process to make the Spider seem like a vicious villain, but she was bad up there, enough so that I think her injury will soon become very, very real, if she doesn't straighten up soon. Should I sic Takenouchi after her? Girl looks like a drill sergeant and acts the part in the locker room, after all. The Spider celebrates her victory, doing her villain bathing in blood thing, and- Wait, did Takenouchi just get a rating of 44 from that one wrestling website in the title match between Bodyguard Crush and Eight-Grader Syndrome? Looks like we were right to give them the title after all, especially since Kurmochi blew it even worse than Mochizuki. And wow, that butch ass marine wannabe deviated from the script during the title celebration, only to make the segment better? I'm scouring the website right now and, hey, Matsuda-san! Yes, you useless waste of black market organs, come here!

Bishōjo Monogatari Puroresu - A Tale of Weeaboo Degeneracy and Lucharesu Excess Episode 2 - January 2020, Week 2 The opening tag team bout between Kamio & Kurmochi on one hand, and Tagawa & Tsujimura on the other hand, was won by the former team, but Rika Tsujimura turned out to be the best wrestler in the bout by far: while the match got a rating of 34, Tsujimura-san herself got a rating of 41. Looks like we will have to push her a bit if she keeps giving this kind of performance. And now, some plot development: Kurmochi tells Kamio she's had a lot of fun fighting alongside her; she'd like to do it again. And again. And again. UWU Moving on. An unremarkable bout saw Nami Genda cleanly dispatch Rina Kasahara, but it's the following angle that matters: the defeated Kasahara agrees to team up with modern day ronin Kaori Takenouchi, that had been defeated by Genda a week ago: such a defeat has to be avenged, if Kasahara wants to prove herself worthy of inheriting her father's dojo. The crowd explodes, nothing like a good old tale of blood and honour to spice up a real life anime. The following match between Asami Okubo and Kichi Mochizuki confirms last week's findings: Okubo-san is a beast for a small promotion such as ours, and the fact that she got a 40 rating while her opponent clumsily stumbled upon a 17 rating shows us that the dark-haired threat fully deserves her victory. Somewhere else, delinquent Tsujimura is approached by yakuza Hoshiko Tagawa, who recruits her after witnessing her losing but impressive bout, promising revenge. And now, the main event. Emiko Miyoshi and Spider Isako face off for the first time, but none of them is able to gain the upper hand. We will meet again, says the Spider to the innocent heroine, and you will not survive. Exit, pursued by bears. Well, not really but, you get the gist. After the show, Asami Okubo pulls me aside, telling me that fighting for two Sundays in a row has left her a bit winded. Not a problem, we won't book her next week. Also, Emiko Miyoshi seems to think highly of Aki Kamio, to the point of deeming her a future star. Good. If they keep getting along well, I might put them in some kind of storyline together after both tournament arcs are done; Matsuda-san is suggesting we go the yuri route, but dude's a freak, that's par for the course for him. The show went well, and the future looks bright; however, Tsujimura is being a bit of a bad influence backstage, could it be that the delinquent gimmick she's been doing is influencing her real life behaviour?

Welcome back, fellow degenerates. This is an intermission. To celebrate the release of the 1.02 patch, here's a post that will be periodically updated to include all the episodes of Bishoujo Monogatari, subdivided by year, month, and week. 2020 January 1 2 3 4 February 1 2 3

Bishōjo Monogatari Puroresu - A Tale of Weeaboo Degeneracy and Lucharesu Excess Chapter 4: Pilot Episode - Revengeance The Kamio/Takasu opener was a decent enough start, if only because Kamio's chuunibyou gimmick was well-received by the crowd - turns out, bellowing phrases like "I have the power of God and anime on my side!" while Naruto running is exactly the kind of thing that gets sweaty basement dwellers hot and bothered, especially if said by a girl with emo hair wearing the height of Hot Topic fashion circa 2007. The crowd didn't seem to like how I used an experienced veteran to put over a total n00b, but they can suck a fat one. The following bout between Mochizuki and Takudome got a very similar reception, while Spider Isako's reveal of the existence of the fabled Aphrodite's Girdle, and her open challenge, got the crowd going quite nicely. Girl's quite good on the mic for a complete amateur, it seems. Then, Asami Okubo made Chitose Ariwara tap out with a Judo Choke Sleeper, and, judging from the bulge in Matsuda-san's pants, the match went really, really well: the crowd didn't mind that the debuting Okubo defeated the veteran Ariwara, and Okubo's gimmick was very well received, too; deliberately calm and expressionless, Okubo ground Ariwara down with technical holds aplenty, flipping her dark hair in between her most painful moves. Emiko Miyoshi accepts Spider Isako's challenge; they will face in next week's main event, but it will only be the beginning of their rivalry; either Genda or Mochizuki will have a role in the main event, too - depending on who will prove herself to be the better wrestler according to fans and road agents. Speaking of Nami Genda, our main event - her losing bout against Kaori Takenouchi - ended up being just as well received as our earlier Ariwara/Okubo fight, with her tomboy gimmick faring better than Takenouchi's stoic, powerful modern day ronin character, so she might have a leg up Mochizuki already. Our event's very positive reception is encouraging, it's only a matter of time before the men of culture on Pixiv will start to lewd our performers. I hope so, at least. For the next week, we will give some of our other wrestlers a chance, as well as staging our first tag team bout, maybe.

****, I'm an idiot. Thanks. XD

From where are you getting all those cool logos though? And, how are you making imgur pictures show? So far, in my diary, they only showed up as links. T_T

Bishōjo Monogatari Puroresu - A Tale of Weeaboo Degeneracy and Lucharesu Excess Chapter 4: Pilot Episode After recruiting a local announcer, a local referee and a local road agent by waving paper money in front of them while they were searching for food at the bottom of a trash bin in whatever back alley they called home, we can finally begin. Only around 50 people are expected to show up in the place we've booked - okay, we basically broke and entered a high school gym, but don't tell the police that - but that's okay. While stalking the least reputable corners of Kyoto, we found three local josei puroresu veterans we could use to put our own talent over, too. And they're even cheaper than a massage parlour "specialist" in Bangkok, as well - don't ask me how I know, okay? Our opener will put chuunibyou Aki Kamio against 32 year old veteran Mio Takasu - it will end with a clean, decisive finish by pinfall and, in order to help our chuunibyou newbie, it will be both open and scripted, and Aki-chan will be kept strong, too. The following match between 39 year old Angel Takudome - a veteran who seems to be quite good at mentoring new blood - and our own magical girl warrior, Kichi Mochizuki, will be a bit more daring, a high spot bout that will nonetheless be shorter than our previous one, because I'm not ready to pay for a 19 year old's hospital expenses yet. The other tips I gave our hobo road agent for the opener still apply, by the way. Sick of one-shot bouts featuring one-time deal, washed-out has-been talent? We've got some plot for you. And no, this time I don't mean the kind of plot that begins and stop at chest level. Not yet, at least. It's Spider Isako, our easily marketable dark magical girl (merchandise coming as soon as we can afford it) who will be doing even less wrong than Homura, from now on. She claims to have found Aphrodite's Girdle, a mythological trinket that, once worn, could turn anyone into everyone's favourite waifu, despite the sad reality of that pesky third dimension getting in the way. There's only one problem though, it needs to be bathed in fresh virginal blood to work, and what better way to do so, than defeat a couple marks through a very convenient tournament? She issues an open challenge. By the way, she'll be reading from cue cards, she's got charisma enough for a newbie but her first name's not Dwayne and her last name's not Johnson. Back to our rookie-building bouts. Sickeningly wholesome 33 year old Chitose Ariwara will be metaphorically violated by our own aloof dark-haired girl, Asami Okubo, who will make her tap out through a very painful submission hold. And it's time for Emiko Miyoshi to shine: she accepts Spider Isako's challenge! But will anyone else be trapped into the Spider's web? Our main event will put two of our most well-known (according to Matsuda-san's research) stars against each other: ronin Kaori Takenouchi versus bokukko Nami Genda. Okay, we can begin now, for real. How will the show go, and what will be its aftermath? 「つづく」

<div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong>Bishōjo Monogatari Puroresu - A Tale of Weeaboo Degeneracy and Lucharesu Excess</strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong> Chapter 3: Early Installment Weirdness</strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> The good news, is that we were able to sign the rest of the wrestlers we had our eyes on. The even better news, is that Matsuda-san is asleep right now: this means I can make some slight <em>changes</em> to our plans, if you know what I mean. Change number one, <em>Bishōjo Monogatari Puroresu</em> is a bit of a mouthful, don't you think so? That's why I'm going to make <em>Bishōjo Puroresu</em> the name of our company, and <em>Bishōjo Monogatari</em> the name of our show - to be held every week on Sunday, in Kyoto. AKB48 made the concept of a girl group with its own theater work, so why can't the same concept apply to <em>josei puroresu</em>, too?</p><p> </p><p> Change number two, Matsuda-san idea of gimmick was not <em>anime</em> enough. While having <strong>Miyoshi Emiko</strong> and <strong>Spider Isako</strong> as our top face and our top heel respectively is a good idea, the characters they were going to portray were not exactly <em>otaku</em> bait. I therefore made some <em>improvements</em> to Matsuda-san's original plan, taking into account the <em>peculiar</em> taste of our chosen demographic. For the delight of our readers, here is what I have in mind for them:</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="49589" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><strong>Aki Kamio</strong><p> </p><p> <em>A promising young joshi worker, Aki Kamio was part of the first ever graduating class of the Hatoyama Dojo. Tiny in stature, Kamio relies heavily on her quickness, especially her many lucha-inspired arm drags and flying headscissor variations, to dizzy her opponents. She has been a regular on the independent circuit since turning professional in 2018 and seems like a lock to eventually turn up in 5SSW.</em></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="49589" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><strong>Asami Okubo</strong><p> </p><p> <em>Asami Okubo is a young all-rounder from Japan. A decent judo competitor throughout her teens, she often incorporates martial arts throws and joint locks into her repertoire of moves and this gives her a unique style. Still pretty green at this early point in her career, she needs more seasoning to truly realise her potential, although she does appear to realise this given how regularly she works the independent scene.</em></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="49589" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><strong>Emiko Miyoshi</strong><p> </p><p> <em>Tiny in stature but big in heart, Emiko Miyoshi is a high flying joshi worker who has a strong lucha influence to her ring style. She is particularly noted for her many rana variations, including the Miyoshi Cradle, a rana into a pinfall predicament that she uses as a finisher. A regular sight on the independent scene since 2016, she looks like she could definitely go on to become a strong part of the joshi scene.</em></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="49589" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><strong>Hoshiko Tagawa</strong><p> </p><p> <em>Hoshiko Tagawa is a young joshi wrestler who is noted for her tenacity and ability when it comes to slick mat wrestling. Her usual M.O. is to use some of her smooth takedown moves to put her opponent on the mat and then zone in on an arm or leg and punish it with wear down holds and submission attempts. Definitely loaded with potential, it would be a surprise if she didn't end up in 5SSW within a few years.</em></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="49589" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><strong>Kaori Takenouchi</strong><p> </p><p> <em>"Battle Warrior" Kaori Takenouchi is an ultra-tough young joshi competitor. A rugged brawler, she usually turns up to her matches wearing military fatigues and war paint, ready to get down and dirty. Short and stocky, her main offense is to obliterate her opponents with punches, then use her low center of gravity and strength to pull of hard-hitting moves like powerbombs and judo throws.</em></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="49589" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><strong>Kichi Mochizuki</strong><p> </p><p> <em>A protege of Kit Hatoyama, Kichi Mochizuki is a young joshi worker who is known for her high flying ability. Making her pro debut in early 2019 after being trained at the Hatoyama Dojo, Mochizuki started working the independent scene straight away with the intention of polishing her skills in preparation for a hoped-for move to 5SSW. She uses a graceful swandive senton bomb as her finisher.</em></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="49589" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><strong>Nami Genda</strong><p> </p><p> <em>Nami Genda is a high flying joshi competitor from Tokyo, Japan. Light on her feet, Genda's style is best described as 'hit and run', using sharp kicks to keep her opponent at bay before taking to the skies with a variety of big moves from the top rope. She really requires more seasoning to remove her recklessness and inconsistency though, as currently she's visibly green and often blows spots - to her credit, she's been working the independent scene hard to try and address this.</em></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="49589" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><strong>Rika Tsujimura</strong><p> </p><p> <em>Rika Tsujimura was trained at the 5 Star Supreme Wrestling Dojo from where she graduated in 2014. A true all rounder, she is at the very least competent in just about every area of wrestling. She is particularly noted for basing a lot of her attacks around knee strikes, taking advantage of her height (being six feet tall) and flexibility. Since graduating she has been working the independent scene in order to gain experience and is turning into a very decent in-ring hand.</em></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="49589" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><strong>Rina Kasahara</strong><p> </p><p> <em>A powerful joshi wrestler, Rina Kasahara may be quite short but her thick torso and legs mean she can generate tremendous force and is capable of bulldozing most opponents. A natural heel, she has the vicious bully routine down perfectly. Kasahara loves to blast her opponents with her Spinning Back Fist finisher but also has a truly violent powerbomb into the turnbuckles in her arsenal too. She has been regularly working the independent scene since her pro debut in 2017, and it was be a major surprise if she didn't end up in 5SSW within the next few years.</em></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="49589" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><strong>Spider Isako</strong><p> </p><p> <em>"Spider" Isako Yoshimatsu is a young joshi worker who is considered a very highly rated prospect. She was trained at the Hatoyama Dojo and impressed her trainer Kit Hatoyama so much that she has remained in close contact post-graduation and is considered one of her proteges. A strike-based worker, Isako likes to light up her opponents with brutal kicks and knee strikes. Also to her benefit is that she has a great look, especially apparent when she comes to the ring in a billowing custom made leather coat, and she comes across as so cool that she seems to be a star in the making. The only question now is how long it'll be until 5SSW make her a contract offer.</em></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="49589" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><strong>Yayoi Kurmochi</strong><p> </p><p> <em>One of the new generation of joshi workers coming out of the Hatoyama Dojo, Yayoi Kurmochi graduated from the facility in 2019. A natural babyface due to her cuteness, Kurmochi also has a very audience-friendly high flying style with plenty of aerial acrobatics, not least her Sky Twister Press finisher. She has been working the independent scene since turning professional and hopes to eventually land a job with 5SSW.</em></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Out of them, five are faces: <strong>Aki Kamio</strong>, <strong>Emiko Miyoshi</strong>, <strong>Kichi Mochizuki</strong>, <strong>Nami Genda</strong> and <strong>Yayoi Kurmochi</strong>.</p><p> </p><p> The heels, on the other hand, are <strong>Asami Okubo</strong>, <strong>Hoshiko Tagawa</strong>, <strong>Kaori Takenouchi</strong>, <strong>Rika Tsujimura</strong>, <strong>Rina Kasahara</strong> and <strong>Spider Isako</strong>.</p><p> </p><p> The main feud will take place between <strong>Emiko Miyoshi</strong> and <strong>Spider Isako</strong>, since Matsuda-san identified them as the most marketable people we have; the former is able to play Realistic gimmicks quite well, so she will be our Stock Shoujo Heroine. The latter, on the other hand, is good at Mysterious/Occult gimmicks, so she could play a Dark Magical Girl. Their respective main allies will have to act as their foil: therefore, <strong>Kichi Mochizuki</strong> will get a Mysterious/Occult gimmick of her own while acting as our heroine's ally, becoming a Magical Girl Warrior, so we need a heel with a Realistic gimmick to juxtapose to her; <strong>Asami Okubo</strong> looks like a good fit, if we saddle her with an Aloof Dark-Haired Girl gimmick.</p><p> </p><p> Something interesting: <strong>Aki Kamio</strong> and <strong>Yayoi Kurmochi</strong> could both fit a Cartoonish or Comedy gimmick, and could make for an interesting tag team. Okay, I'm making the former a Chuunibyou and the latter a Cosplay Otaku Girl, while pushing them as a tag team. The name of their finisher writes itself - Kami no Mochi, God's own tasty treat. As their heel couterpart, a duo that might be able to pull off a Swagger gimmick or two: <strong>Hoshiko Tagawa</strong> as our resident Yakuza, and <strong>Rika Tsujimura</strong> as her tagalong Japanese Delinquent.</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Kaori Takenouchi</strong> and <strong>Rina Kasahara</strong>, on the other hand, are both heels that can play a Bad Ass gimmick: the former will be a Ronin, while the latter will be the Heir to the Dojo who hired her. This leaves <strong>Nami Genda</strong> by herself; she can do Swagger gimmicks, so she'll be our token Bokukko. We are almost ready; we only need a couple of storylines. And what better way to begin a real life anime than a tournament arc?</p><p> </p><p> Our main singles belt, Aphrodite's Girdle, will be the prize of a small tournament that will put <strong>Asami Okubo</strong> against <strong>Emiko Miyoshi</strong>, <strong>Kichi Mochizuki</strong> against <strong>Spider Isako</strong>, and then <strong>Emiko Miyoshi</strong> against <strong>Spider Isako</strong>. Our main tag team belt, the Red Thread of Fate, will be the subject of a tournament that will see <strong>Kamio & Kurmochi</strong> go against <strong>Tagawa & Tsujimura</strong> as well as <strong>Takenouchi & Kasahara</strong>.</p><p> </p><p> After sucking up a bit to <strong>5SSW</strong> and <strong>QAW</strong>, we are ready to roll.</p>

Bishōjo Monogatari Puroresu - A Tale of Weeaboo Degeneracy and Lucharesu Excess Chapter 2: Homura Did Nothing Wrong At the end of the day, our product did not differ much, at first glance, from that of ZEN, with only a couple details being different: where ZEN had male and female talent, we were to focus only on the women and, where ZEN's alignment divide was modeled after the técnico/rudo split common in lucha libre, BMP was to have a face/heel split not too dependent on the kind of moves on display. The Three Ring Circus match focus and Highlights angle focus was, of course, inspired by the three episode rule - you shall not drop an anime before the third episode. Just think about what would've happened, had people dropped Puella Magi Madoka Magica before the end of the third episode, I wouldn't have been able to masturbate to those drawings on nozomi.la depicting the bloody, disembodied, severed head of [The next few lines of text in Mr. Togashi's diary were mercifully deleted by the editor, in order to spare the readers a fate not that dissimilar from that of the average protagonist of a H. P. Lovecraft short story; in case of loss of sanity, roll the nearest d20 and hope for the best - in case of an unsuccessful roll, pray to your Great Old One of choice.] But a product is nothing, without wrestlers to peddle it to the unwashed masses of Japanese otaku we're going to target. A quick search of unemployed female wrestlers under the age of 25, made possible by Matsuda's pals in the yakuza, resulted in the discovery of a dozen such people. Two of them seem to stand out: Miyoshi Emiko, who Matsuda described as an "amazing babyface" that might turn out to be "a marketing dream" and, on the heel front, the "easily marketable" Spider Isako. We contact most of those wrestlers and, perhaps due to the aforementioned pals in the yakuza, we get our first replies only a day later - four of them, to be exact, enough to sign our first pair of faces, and our first pair of heels. Now, let's see... Matsuda-san, what gimmick do you think they would fit best? Okubo Asami, heel... looking intense there, young lady. Judo experience, incorporates martial arts throws into her repertoire... yeah, a Martial Artist gimmick will suit her quite well, and we can't have a real life fighting anime without at least one down to earth, serious antagonist character. Then there's our main babyface, Miyoshi Emiko... girl looks almost offensively cute, and what's that, Matsuda-san? She's a bit of a motor mouth, you say? Okay, the Happy-Go-Lucky gimmick seems made for her. On to our next pair. Exhibit #3, Mochizuki Kichi; 19 years old, fiery red hair, a high-flying heel. She seems to have a knack for the eldritch and weird, if we'll be able to sign Spider Isako she could be her terrifying henchwoman, I guess... wait. Fiery red hair, fire... a henchwoman who likes to set things on fire a little bit too much? A Pyromaniac gimmick might work, we could always turn her into a Punk if it doesn't. The last one for today, Genda Nami: dark skin, white hair, she already has the anime heroine look down. High-flying face with a penchant for hit and run tactics, she has charisma and sex appeal for days, too. The sexy face to Miyoshi-san's cute face? Maybe, Matsuda-san, maybe. And no, I'm not making her play a Degenerate, that's what you are in real life. A Thrill Seeker though, if there's anyone who could go against a pyromaniac for the lulz, it'd be her. That's it! Enough for today Matsuda-san, maybe the other vict- I mean, wrestlers, will contact us tomorrow.

Bishōjo Monogatari Puroresu - A Tale of Weeaboo Degeneracy and Lucharesu Excess Chapter 1: D-Generation Xanax My name is Togashi Tomoya; I would be your average high school student, if I were going to school like everyone else, but I haven't done so in quite a while. At first, it was because I'd begun walking the lonely path of the hikikomori, but now, it's because of something else. There aren't many things that can make a hikikomori leave their bedroom, but the arson attack on Kyoto Animation's Studio 1 that took place last year, that was one of them. Thinking of all those cute sketches of all those moe girls, burned to a crisp, no - I could not stand it. What to do, though? While talking to one of my fellow hikikomori comrades, puroresu aficionado Matsuda Masaya, we came up with an idea we thought was quite good, a one-shot charity event featuring young women in cosplay duking it out on the ring. A few acts of blackmail and hacking later - never underestimate a hikikomori's weaponized autism - we were able to hold our event in Kyoto. The event was a success and, while we had to abandon the Haruhi Suzumiya and K-ON! seifuku due to pressure and threats from Kyoto Animation, we nonetheless collected enough money and generated enough interest to turn our one-shot charity event into a professional wrestling promotion, Bishōjo Monogatari Puroresu. With 5SSW being a thing, and a big thing at that, we just can't ape their product and hope to survive, but we didn't want to do it anyway. Our aim, is to become the closest thing to a live anime there was, there is, and there will ever be. ZEN? Yeah, they're on the right path, but while they may be men, they're not men of culture. There is a serious lack of tsundere in their repertoire of gimmicks, after all. And none of the people under their employ has ever been turned into a Nendoroid, either. Now excuse me, my slash Sound! Euphonium doujinshi isn't going to finish itself.

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="neslo024" data-cite="neslo024" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="48991" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Lucharesu Entertainment is spot on imo. If you wanted a popularity based product comic book lucha libre would fit too. Grindhouse Lucha would work if you were planning on having hard-core matches but doesn't seem like what you're doing.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Yeah, I thought, the closest thing to live action anime there is right now, it might be CHIKARA, and they fit both the Lucharesu Entertainment and Comic Book Lucha Libre labels, I haven't checked in game but that's how I'd describe them, too. And going down the lucha route would differentiate my product from that of the other joshi promotion in the Cornellverse, too. <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p>

<p>So I have an idea that might send me straight to hell:</p><p> </p><p> <img alt="vP1MHDu.png" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/vP1MHDu.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p> What do you think might be the best style for it? I'm leaning towards Lucharesu Entertainment, but I don't know. I'm a n00b. <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p>

Got it.

Looking good. I'm surprised it took the series so long to include a way to easily book tournaments, to be honest - since they're the most basic kind of angle available, and the one more old school and/or serious federations are going to use the most anyway - kind of like the new guys from Wigan, maybe. I might use your thread as a walkthrough of sorts for my first foray into TEW 2020, I just wonder if there's enough unemployed people in southern Europe to make a federation viable.

I'm looking forward to this too - I tried dabbling with TEW 2016 some time ago but I kinda got discouraged by how overwhelming it seemed, so a walkthrough of sorts, it might be quite useful.

Name: "Swashbuckler" Bianca Maria Age: 25 Debut: September 2016 Character Description: Bianca Maria Gagliardi won a few Olympic medals in fencing in her early twenties, and was shaping up to become the best fencer of her generation in her home country of Italy before an injury made her momentarily unable to compete; while healing from it, she discovered professional wrestling, and found a way to incorporate - taken straight out of Renaissance manuals - into a methodical and technical style of wrestling. Worker Type: Technician Finisher: ; no one expects a fencer to go full Chun-Li, and that's exactly the point. Gimmick: Dual-Sport Superstar Skills: Anywhere from abysmal to excellent! -Rumble Abysmal -Technical Excellent -High Flying Abysmal -Performance Above Average -Physical Average -Entertainment Above Average -Camera Average Performance: From 0-100 -Babyface 80 -Heel 50 -Cool 50 -Cocky 70 -Crazy 20 -Legit 80 -Comedy 40 -Weasel 20 -Brute 10 -Weird 10 -Wholesome 60

Whether it's Goldust or the Unnatural, Dustin Rhodes has turned playing weird gimmicks into an art form, but Rey deserved the win.

<p>I <em>devoured</em> this diary over the last few days, it's quite well done. <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p> I'm glad about how WCW has bounced back, less so about how every single company in Japan is going under - I suppose that with WWE losing ground in the West, they looked for a new market in the East. How's John Cena doing? Without him, I wonder who will Vince try to push as the face of the company in the future, since his top stars all peaked a few years ago in game, and you signed most of the young male and female talent. Don't sign Cena though, he doesn't fit your WCW.</p>