Nevermore

Cheers for bumping, Keef . Okay, fine, draw me into breaking kayfabe why don't you? He was legitemately out with knee ligament damage for five months. I figured playing up his previous neck injury and blaming a recurrence on Lynn was a good way of keeping the feud going despite him being off TV. I also included the crutches for realism (which he'd need for the legit injury) in case I ever did reveal. So, yeah, genuinely no Angle for five months... very annoying! I love how much you like Vito! He seems to be one of my character building successes. Funny, I originally planned for all three Thomaselli's to take off big (and still hope they will... Brandon has a cool gimmick in reserve) but Vito certainly seems to have turned into the breakout star which is cool seeing as he's spent most of his time feuding over a lesser title. He's one of those guys I find it easy to write for now I've established his character. I have BIG future storylines/feuds lined up for him. So, hopefully, you'll like 'em. ...and as I said all the way back when: Rey and Daniels I'm already getting there; Hayabusa's sadly looking like less of a likelihood but Eddie may well be getting a break with any luck. Cheers for the feedback, sunshine . Quote The Raven Nevermore

<p></p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><em>From ECW.com</em></strong></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="5246" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="color:#FF0000;"><span style="font-size:36px;"><strong>Confirmed for Revolution:</strong></span></span></p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-size:14px;"><strong>Christopher Daniles vs. AJ Styles</strong></span></p><p> <span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ChristopherDaniels.jpg</span><span style="font-size:14px;">vs</span><span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/AJStyles.jpg</span></p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-size:12px;">Ahead of the four-way Stairway To Hell match at Guilty As Charged, we will see how bad the rift between Christopher Daniels and AJ Styles is as "The Fallen Angel" takes on "The Phenomenal One" in singles competition.</span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="color:#FF0000;">War of the World Orders</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size:14px;"><strong>The </strong></span><span style="font-size:14px;"><strong><span style="color:#0000FF;">bWo </span></strong></span><span style="font-size:14px;"><strong>vs. The </strong></span><span style="font-size:14px;"><strong><span style="color:#FF0000;">sWo</span></strong></span></p><p> <span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/bWoStevie.jpg</span><span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/bWoSnow.jpg</span><span style="font-size:14px;">vs</span><span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/sWoSasuke.jpg</span><span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/sWoOz.jpg</span></p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-size:12px;">Once again, the two world orders face off and there is still a mole in the sWo ranks... or so Stevie says. Could it be time for the mysterious (and somewhat incompetent) masked man to reveal himself?</span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="color:#FF0000;">"Presidential Primary" Match</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size:18px;"><strong>"Uncle Sal" Sal Thomaselli vs. Kurt Angle</strong></span></p><p> <span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/SalvatoreThomaselli.jpg</span><span style="font-size:14px;">vs</span><span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/KurtAngle.jpg</span></p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-size:12px;">Now his "broken neck" has been exposed as fake, Paul E has ordered Kurt Angle into this match with "Uncle" Sal Thomaselli. Can the presidential candidate continue his family's roll or will Angle take out his frustrations ahead of his long-awaited rematch with Jerry Lynn?</span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="color:#FF0000;">Non-Title Match</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size:18px;"><strong>Rey Mysterio Jr. vs. Ultimo Dragon</strong></span></p><p> <span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ReyMysterioWCW.jpg</span><span style="font-size:14px;">vs</span><span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/UltimoDragonTV.jpg</span></p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-size:12px;">In parallel with Daniels versus Styles, this non-title match will allow everyone to make their predictions ahead of Guilty As Charged. With the recent rivalry between these two and Juventud Guerrera likely to be waiting in the shadows, it's anyone's guess how this one could end.</span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="color:#FF0000;">Non-Title Match</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size:24px;"><strong>Vito Thomaselli vs. Eddie Guerrero</strong></span></p><p> <span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/VitoAllAction.jpg</span><span style="font-size:14px;">vs</span><span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/EddieGuerrero.jpg</span></p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-size:12px;">Last Saturday, the feud between Vito Thomaselli and CM Punk was kicked up a notch as the personal vendetta reached all new highs. In a means of revenge for Punk hospitalising his family, Vito forced alcohol and tobacco upon "Ther Straight Edge Superstar". However, his final revenge may come on Friday night at Guilty As Charged in their eagerly anticipated rematch. First, though, he must contend with the returning Eddie Guerrero who will, surely, be looking to prove why he's still worth some good TV time.</span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-size:14px;">Join the Revolution; Monday nights at 10pm</span></p><p> <span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ecwrevolution.jpg</span></p><p> </p></div><p></p><p></p></div></blockquote>

<p></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ecwonline.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="5246" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/bambam.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> Hey, I'm Scott Bigelow (AKA Bam Bam Bigelow) and this is the Bam Bam Exam. And, now, you can catch my colour commentary on ECW F' The Mainstream. You may think that would give me a biased view of the wrestling world but, hey, if so... screw you!</p><p> </p><p> Okay, first up is the bWo/sWo angle. I hear this is finally coming to an end (insert sigh of relief for dramatic effect) and, apparently, we will discover who the mole in the sWo camp is at Guilty As Charged. Let's be honest, this one has run it's course and, while I don't mind either of the groups sticking around, I think a lot of the guys involved have more to offer than constant filler matches. But, hey, I guess that's one of the perils of a packed roster...</p><p> </p><p> Next, I have to get my thoughts down on the Vito/Punk feud. A while back, I wrote how disappointed I was to learn that Vito and Kelly were in a relationship. Well, not so much that they were going out but that they allowed the world to know about it. I guess Paul E had to do something to respond to this sitch and I reckon he's done so pretty interestingly... breaking kayfabe and all. To be honest, I'm not sure I'm a fan of it. I'm not sure what else could have been done but I think it's left the audience kind of confused about what the hell is actually going on. Is she going to be Vito's on-screen girlfriend? Surely, that's a bit twisted even for ECW! My other issue was the most recent angle on Saturday night. I thought it was good writing, don't get me wrong, but I know that Punk is slightly pissed off. Apparently, he agreed to the segment, thinking it would strengthen the feud, but he claims that the whole cigarette deal was an ad-lib which he wasn't warned about. Of course, Punk is straight-edge in real life and, if what he says is true, I think he has a right to be pissed. I just wonder how their match at Guilty As Charged will go down? Frankly, with the talent of those two guys, I think I'm more psyched for that than any other match on the card. Apart from one, maybe...</p><p> </p><p> Taker and Rhino. Well, what can you say?</p><p> </p><p> Over the top? Yes. Somewhat ludicrous? Probably. Fact is, though, the often portrayed "unstoppable monster" role in wrestling is slightly ridiculous; I should know... I was one. No one can withstand the punishment that some bookers would want to have you believe but, with Rhino and 'Taker, it's slightly different. Those guys probably are two of the toughest guys in the industry (I'd certainly pick them for a bar brawl) and, because of that, I can't wait to see what they pull off at the pay-per-view. I don't reckon they need barbed wire or anything else "extreme"; those guys could pretty much kill each other with bare fists and I'm dying to see it.</p><p> </p><p> As for Jericho/Hart, not much needs to be said. Jericho himself summed it up pretty succinctly... why waste time plugging something that's a natural draw in and of itself? Should be great.</p><p> </p><p> Now, my final piece of business: November To Remember XV! Simply put, this should be huge; I mean, we already seem to have Angle/Lynn and Hatred/Sabu in a "streak versus career match" on the card. That looks hot already but, due to my privileged position I know a few inside facts. For a start, I know the main events... that's right: plural. Now, I'm not gonna tell you what they are (for legal reasons if nothing else) but I know that there will be at least two matches billed as PPV main events in November. In fact, there could be as many as four depending upon audience response. Suffice to say that I cannot wait!</p><p> </p><p> I'm Scott Bigelow and that was the Bam Bam Exam. Make sure to check out my commenatry chops on Thursday nights!</p><p> </p><p> Thanks for reading...</p></div></blockquote>

<p>Thank you so much boys! I really mean it.</p><p> </p><p> I'm so glad you liked the Hero stuff as well. Again, I get these ideas in my head that I think are great and I'm writing them up thinking "This is awesome". Then, when I read it back, I suddenly start thinking "No it's not; this is ridiculous!" Stuff like having Bonnie Tyler playing at ECW shows and presidential campaigns always make me worry that I'm going a tad too far in a comedic direction to make my other feuds serious and engaging. So, if not, I'm very happy.</p><p> </p><p> ...and, Keef, that's damn funny. I'd never watched 24 in my life until recently. I bought the series one boxset for my Mum at Christmas and watched most of it with her. I did think it was ridiculously far fetched at times but I was actually wanting to spend another hour sitting on my arse after every episode just to see what happened. So, yeah... maybe it had a rub off effect. Maybe Rhino is becoming Jack Bauer <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />. Oh dear...</p><p> </p><p> Quote The Raven</p><p> Nevermore</p>

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Prophet" data-cite="Prophet" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="5246" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>All right, I haven't figured out the logistics of it all, yet, but somehow, I'm gonna win the lottery, and create my own wrestling federation, and hire you, Nevvy, as my guy. This is phenomenal stuff. The fact that I actually cringed when Rhino's skull was split like a watermelon at a Gallagher show, and felt my mouth open in pure awe at the shock return and subsequent ambu-wristing of `Taker ... just brilliant shows. All around.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Ha, cheers bro. I was worrying the angles were becoming a little OTT. So, I'm very glad you approve <img alt=":)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />.</p><p> </p><p> Thanks to all for posting - very much appreciated <img alt=";)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/wink.png.686f06e511ee1fbf6bdc7d82f6831e53.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />.</p><p> </p><p> Quote The Raven</p><p> Nevermore</p>

<p><strong>Saturday, week 3, October</strong></p><p> <embed width="448" height="361" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" src="<a href="http://i82.photobucket.com/player.swf?file=http://vid82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Bloodsweatbeers.flv" rel="external nofollow">http://i82.photobucket.com/player.swf?file=http://vid82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Bloodsweatbeers.flv"></embed></a></p><p> </p><p> <span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/DonCallis.jpg</span><span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Tazz.jpg</span></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Callis:</strong> Hello and welcome to ECW Blood, Sweat and Beers. I'm Don Callis and alongside me is former World Heavyweight Champion, Taz.</p><p> <strong>Taz:</strong> Thanks for the intro, Callis. Man am I psyched for this one?</p><p> <strong>Callis:</strong> So am I, Taz. The matches on tonight's card look fantastic; I say we get straight to it.</p><p> <strong>Taz:</strong> I'm with ya there, Don!</p><p> </p><p> <span>http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l161/Game-Face/cactustag.jpg</span>vs.<span>http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l161/Game-Face/RVDecwchamp.jpg</span>vs.<span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/D-VonDudley.jpg</span></p><p> Cactus Jack and D-Von are the first two competitors to the ring and, straight away, Jack tries to recapture the Hardcore Tag Belt which the Dudleyz stole from The Hardcore Innovators.</p><p> However, as soon as RVD hits the ring, the match descends into a 3-way brawl.</p><p> Weapons enter the frey pretty quickly and, not soon after, come the partners.</p><p> Bubba Ray and Daizy Dudley run out, followed by Dreamer and Beulah.</p><p> Shawn Michaels never shows, however.</p><p> In the mass confsuion, though, Van Dam hits a Van Daminator on D-Von for the pin.</p><p> <strong>Match Rating:</strong> A</p><p> </p><p> <em>As the brawl continues, RVD makes a quick escape in view of the fact that he has no backup.</em></p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><em>Chris Jericho is backstage for a shoot promo.</em></p><p> <span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ChrisJericho.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Jericho:</strong> This coming Friday, ECW Guilty As Charged 2007, it will be "The Lionheart" Chris Jericho against "The Jack of Harts", the World Heavyweight Champion, Owen Hart in an Ultimate Submission Match. It's funny... people have come up to me and asked "don't you think it's strange that you and Owen have had so little TV time?" But the fact is, no, I don't. You see, Paul E has always been a very smart businessman and he knows that Owen and I don't need that sort of time. As hot as any other feud may be right now, there is one thing for certain: when two of the greatest pound-for-pound wrestlers in the history of the industry go one-on-one, you don't need any hype! The hype is just us; the marketing is the mere competition; the advertisment, our natural skill. So, suffice to say that, next Friday, I intend to honour Owen Hart's legacy in his retirement match with the best performance of my life. What's more, I intend to better my own by walking away as the two-time ECW World Heavyweight Champion.</p><p> </p><p> <span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/SlykDudley.jpg</span>vs.<span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/DickDudley.jpg</span></p><p> Dick Dudley Jr looked in control of this one from the off, using his sheer power to toss STD around.</p><p> However, in the tenth minute, the Big Balbutient Behemoth gets outsmarted... after a fashion.</p><p> Slyk points, shouting "My god, is that Big Dick?"</p><p> Big Dick Jr looks around, only to get kicked in his Big Balbutient Balls.</p><p> STD follows up with the Sticky Situation (Short-arm STO) for the pin.</p><p> <strong>Match Rating:</strong> D+</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Callis:</strong> Wow... would you call that an upset?</p><p> <strong>Taz:</strong> Well, I think Daizy will be upset for obvious reasons!</p><p> </p><p> <em>STD heads to the back with a Black Panther fist raised in the air.</em></p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><em>The New Extreme Order head to the ring to the "melodic" sounds of Bonnie Tyler.</em></p><p> <span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/NateHatred.jpg</span><span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/JamesMitchell.jpg</span><span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ChrisHero.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> <em>Hero carries a backpack to the ring.</em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Mitchell:</strong> Once again, Sabu fell prey to ECW's New Main Event, its Most Extreme Athlete, Nate Hatred! So, after another great victory, extending his undefeated streak even further, it becomes time to move on from such trifles.</p><p> </p><p> <em>The Sinister Minister hands the mic to Chris Hero.</em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Hero:</strong> Nathan and myself are feeling somewhat disenfranchised, being held back as we are, despite being global superstars in the making.</p><p> </p><p> <em>The fans jeer.</em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Hero:</strong> What?! Don't believe that I'm gonna be a superstar. Okay... check this out...</p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><em>Hero pulls a box out of his bag.</em></p><p> <span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/cereal.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Hero:</strong> Look out for Chris' Her-O's; coming to a grocery store near you very soon.</p><p> </p><p> <em>He adopts a shocked voice.</em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Hero:</strong> Is it a bran? Is it a muesli? No, it's a super-fruity, loopy taste sensation with eight essential vitamins for the growing Hero... that's one for each of my CZW title reigns for those who don't know! To make it even cooler, you can send off for a Chris Hero figurine with the top of every box for just $19.99. So, collect all forty; that's one for each of my future ECW title reigns for those who don't know!</p><p> </p><p> Sadly, though, I don't think General Mills were so sold on the idea of "Nate's Shredded Epidermis". Still, I thought a free Satanic Bible with every box was a great marketting ploy. Damn those special interest groups...</p><p> </p><p> <em>Mitchell snatches the mic back.</em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Mitchell:</strong> Anyway... Sabu, Nate Hatred is challenging you to a final match at the fifteenth anniversary of November To Remember. To make sure he doesn't have to bother with your interference any longer, we say it should be a "Streak versus Career" Match. So, if you have the guts, Sabu, step in the ring one last time, so that Nate can prove his superiority once and for all!</p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><em>CM Punk and Raven are talking backstage.</em></p><p> <span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/CMPunk.jpg</span><span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Raven3.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Punk:</strong> Boss, can I ask a question?</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Raven:</strong> As long as it's sensible.</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Punk:</strong> Well, as commissioner, you have the freedom to make at least one match without Paul E's interference at every pay-per-view. Why are you so willing to let Jericho and Hart fight for the title? Don't you want it back?</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Raven:</strong> Sadly, Punk, that was a stupid question. Of course I want it back.</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Punk:</strong> So then...</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Raven:</strong> So, have you ever heard the expression "keep your head below the parapet"?</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Punk:</strong> Yeah.</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Raven:</strong> Well, you should know by now that I always have a plan! You just worry about taking out Vito Thomaselli at Guilty As Charged.</p><p> </p><p> <span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/AJStyles.jpg</span><span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ChristopherDaniels.jpg</span>vs.<span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ReyMysterioWCW.jpg</span><span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/UltimoDragonTV.jpg</span></p><p> The match starts as an even tag team affair.</p><p> However, by the tenth minute, all semblance of unity has broken down and a four-way brawl has broken out.</p><p> Referee Jim Molineaux is forced to call for a no contest.</p><p> <strong>Match Rating:</strong> C</p><p> </p><p> <em>After the match, the fans instinctively start to chant "Juvi! Juvi! Juvi!"</em></p><p><em> However, for once, Guerrera does not show.</em></p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><em>The brawl continues as Paul E steps out onto the entrance-way.</em></p><p> <span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/PaulHeyman.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Heyman:</strong> Okay, okay... I think we all get it. You all want the TV Title and, in fairness, you all have a claim to it. So, I wouldn't be a very good booker if I didn't approach this the only way I know how. At Guilty As Charged, we're gonna stick all four of you in a match. AJ Styles versus Christopher Daniels versus Rey Mysterio Jr versus Ultimo Dragon for the World Television Championship in a Stairway To Hell Match!</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Callis:</strong> Wow!</p><p> <strong>Taz:</strong> Now that is what I'm talking about!</p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><em>The camera cuts to Becky Bayless who is walking through a hospital ward.</em></p><p> <span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/BeckyBayless.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Becky:</strong> Ladies and gentlemen, I'm Becky Bayless and I'm here in local Elliot Hospital in downtown Manchester. Terry "Rhino" Gerrin was, of course, mercilessly taken out by Mark Calaway on Monday night and is said to have suffered a fractured skull and broken eye socket. I've been told he is in bed 147, so, I'm going to have a word with him and his doctors right now.</p><p> </p><p> <em>Becky walks up to the curtain surrounding a bed and pulls it back.</em></p><p><em> She gasps.</em></p><p><em> A doctor is sprawled unconscious across the floor and a nurse is clutching her arm, curled up against the wall.</em></p><p><em> The bed is empty; the sheets are turned back.</em></p><p><em> Another young doctor runs into view.</em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Becky:</strong> What the hell is going on?</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Doctor:</strong> He's gone!</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Becky:</strong> Gone?! Who's gone?</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Doctor:</strong> The patient!</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Becky:</strong> Rhino?! He has a fractured skull!</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Doctor:</strong> We know that!</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Becky:</strong> Well, where has he gone?!</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Doctor:</strong> We don't know!</p><p> </p><p> <em>Suddenly, a crackled voice comes through on the doctor's walkie-talkie.</em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Voice:</strong> We need help... two driver's got assaulted... he took the ambulance!</p><p> </p><p> <em>Becky and the doctor look horrified as the camera cuts back to the arena.</em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Taz:</strong> What the hell?!</p><p> <strong>Callis:</strong> Rhino... escaped? He's left the hospital?</p><p> <strong>Taz:</strong> It's impossible! He should be unconscious right now!</p><p> <strong>Callis:</strong> Ladies and gentlemen, we will alert you as soon as we have any news.</p><p> </p><p> <span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/BrandonThomasellisuit.jpg</span>vs.<span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Tajiri.jpg</span></p><p> Brandon has this one pretty much sewn-up from the start.</p><p> He wins with a T-Bone suplex in the tenth minute.</p><p> <strong>Match Rating:</strong> C+</p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><em>Sal Thomaselli walks to the ring, waving to the fans.</em></p><p> <span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/SalThomasellisuit.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> <em>He wears an immaculate shirt, tie and suit jacket... and skimpy wrestling trunks and boots.</em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Sal:</strong> Thank you, good citizens. Allow me to inform you that the Thomaselli-Thomaselli campaign for the White House is underway and we are honoured to accept this victory in the Green Party's New Hampshire presidential primary.</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Callis:</strong> Was anyone actually standing against them?</p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><em>A campaign poster flashes up on the big screen.</em></p><p> <span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/unclesal2.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Sal:</strong> I feel it is now my duty to make some pledges to you good people on behalf...</p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><em>Kurt Angle appears at the entrance-way on his crutches and in his neck brace.</em></p><p> <span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/KurtAngle.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Angle:</strong> What the hell are you two idiots doing? Running for president? This is a frickin' wrestling show!</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Sal:</strong> I hear you, good citizen, and for too long have the mediums of politics and wrestling been mutually exclusive in this great nation.</p><p> </p><p> <em>Angle looks confused.</em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Angle:</strong> Err... Jesse Ventura.</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Sal:</strong> Exactly!</p><p> </p><p> <em>Brandon whispers something to his brother.</em></p><p><em> Sal shrugs off the criticism.</em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Angle:</strong> ...and what's with this whole "Green Party". I don't hear any environmental issues being raised.</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Brandon:</strong> Hey, we don't mean that kinda green, bro.</p><p> </p><p> <em>The fans go nuts; Angle clearly misses the inference.</em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Angle:</strong> Bro? Let's get one thing straight. I ain't your frickin' bro, "amico". Plus, if it hasn't occurred to you morons, you have to be born in the States to run for president!</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Sal:</strong> ...and we were born in Rome.</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Angle:</strong> Exactly!</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Sal:</strong> Rome, New York.</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Angle:</strong> Exactl... I mean, what?! That's a croc of horsesh*t!</p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><em>Suddenly, Jerry Lynn emerges from the back.</em></p><p> <span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/JerryLynn.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> <em>He sneaks up behind Angle and snatches the gold medals from around his neck.</em></p><p><em> He runs down the aisle-way with them.</em></p><p><em> Instinctively, Angle drops his crutches and runs after Lynn.</em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Callis:</strong> Hang on a damn minute!</p><p> <strong>Taz:</strong> How long has he been walking around here with a "broken neck"?</p><p> </p><p> <em>Angle realises his error and collapses in a heap, screaming in "pain".</em></p><p><em> Lynn picks him up, as the crowd roars, kicks him in the gut and rolls him in the ring.</em></p><p><em> The Dynamic one picks up a microphone and a chair.</em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Lynn:</strong> ...and you'd know all about horsesh*t wouldn't you, Kurt? The man who faked a career-threatening injury to avoid a loss; the man who made me consider f**kin' retirement; the man who betrayed his own country by attacking me in the World Cup Quarter-Final!</p><p> </p><p> <em>Angle scrambles to his feet and makes for a quick exit.</em></p><p><em> But the Thomaselli's block his path.</em></p><p><em> Angle turns back to face Lynn as the crowd erupts...</em></p><p><em> CHAIR SHOT!</em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Lynn:</strong> Consider this a challenge for November To Remember, ass hole! Your ass is finally mine!</p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><em>Backstage, "The Soul Taker" arrives at the arena.</em></p><p> <span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Taker.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> <em>As he enters the arena doors, two backstage staff stare at him.</em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Taker:</strong> What the hell's up with you?</p><p> </p><p> <em>He walks past Steve Corino who frowns at him.</em></p><p><em> He passes the Full Blooded Italians.</em></p><p><em> Tony Mamaluke glances at Taker and whispers something to Lil' Guido.</em></p><p><em> Guido shakes his head in disgust.</em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Taker:</strong> What is everyone's damn problem?</p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><em>Paul Heyman walks into shot.</em></p><p> <span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/PaulHeyman.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Heyman:</strong> What's everyone's problem?! I'll tell you everyone's f**kin' problem! You fractured a man's skull!</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Taker:</strong> So? I thought this was ECW... where the "extremists" and the psycopaths hang out.</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Heyman:</strong> Oh, is that it? You're on some sort of trip to prove you're extreme?</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Taker:</strong> No, son, I just took the man out.</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Heyman:</strong> Well, ECW or not, there's a line you don't cross even around here.</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Taker:</strong> What? I used a bike chain?</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Heyman:</strong> No, you dumb sh*t, you used f**kin' handcuffs! What does that prove?</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Taker:</strong> Hey, I jus...</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Heyman:</strong> I don't care. I just want you to be aware that I've been on the phone to the local police precinct five times this week to keep you out of custody. Now, just kick Raven's ass and get the hell outta my sight!</p><p> </p><p> <em>As Heyman storms off, Taker shakes his head.</em></p><p> </p><p> <span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/sWoSasuke.jpg</span>vs.<span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/CMPunk.jpg</span></p><p> Big Sasuke Cool puts up some decent opposition but Punk effectively controls this one.</p><p> He wins with a GTS in the twelfth minute.</p><p> <strong>Match Rating:</strong> B</p><p> </p><p> <em>Punk picks up a microphone.</em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Punk:</strong> Nice little promo last week, Vito. "Don't insult me; don't insult my family"? She ain't your f**kin' family jerk-off! There's no point talking in kayfabe when every dirtsheet between here and the incestuous Italian back alley that spawned you is saying different! The fact is, little man, that, come Guilty As Charged...</p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><em>Vito emerges from the crowd and slides into the ring.</em></p><p> <span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/VitoThomaselli2.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Punk:</strong> ...I'm gonna have to te...</p><p> </p><p> <em>Vito spins Punk around...</em></p><p><em> Vito Driver!</em></p><p><em> He lays the boots in mercilessly.</em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Vito:</strong> You just had to make it personal, didn't you Punk? You hospitalised my sister and now you're throwing these internet rumours around. Well, since you're getting all "experimental" with kayfabe...</p><p> </p><p> <em>Vito slides out to ringside and grabs a cooler box from under the ring.</em></p><p><em> He climbs back in.</em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Vito:</strong> There's something I've always wanted to know... Just how real all this straight-edge bullsh*t is.</p><p> </p><p> <em>Vito opens the cooler and pulls out a can of beer.</em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Vito:</strong> You see, in my country, we like our alcohol, I can't deny it. So, since we're having this personal little "d and m", I think it's only right to share my heritage with you.</p><p> </p><p> <em>Vito cracks the beer; the fans go crazy.</em></p><p><em> He props Punk up against the bottom turnbuckle and holds his nose.</em></p><p><em> Punk's breathing becomes more heavy until he comes around and opens his mouth for a gasp of air.</em></p><p><em> Vito pours the beer down his rival's throat.</em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Callis:</strong> Oh my!</p><p> <strong>Taz:</strong> That is straight up disprespect... and I love it!</p><p> <strong>Callis:</strong> So do these fans by the sounds of it.</p><p> </p><p> <em>Punk coughs and spultters his way to his feet.</em></p><p><em> Vito boots him in the gut...</em></p><p><em> Another Vito Driver.</em></p><p><em> The young Italian then cracks two more beers and pours them over Punk's prone self.</em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Taz:</strong> Now what's he doing?</p><p> </p><p> <em>Vito reaches into his boot and pulls out a lighter and a pack of cigaretters.</em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Taz:</strong> No way...</p><p> </p><p> <em>Vito, sure enough, lights the cigarette, takes a drag and then positions it in Punk's mouth.</em></p><p><em> He smiles at his work of art and plays to the fans before heading to the back.</em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Callis:</strong> I don't know what to say. Punk may have made it personal but Vito just took it to a whole other level!</p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><em>The feed cuts to the mysterious video.</em></p><p> <embed width="448" height="361" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" src="<a href="http://i82.photobucket.com/player.swf?file=http://vid82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Powernaturalorder.flv" rel="external nofollow">http://i82.photobucket.com/player.swf?file=http://vid82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Powernaturalorder.flv"></a></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> <span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Taker.jpg</span>vs.<span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Raven3.jpg</span></p><p> The match is a straight-up brawl but it's clear the two men aren't putting on their best performance.</p><p> Raven does a typical good job of evading danger for as long as possible.</p><p> But, in the fifteenth minute, the former champion suffers the Chokeslam.</p><p> 1...2...3!</p><p> <strong>Match Rating:</strong> A</p><p> </p><p> <em>As Taker raises his hand, he receives a somewhat mixed reaction.</em></p><p><em> Suddenly, the big screen cuts to the parking lot.</em></p><p><em> An ambulance speeds into view and screeches to a halt, burning its tires out in the process.</em></p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><em>Rhino steps out to a tangible gasp from the crowd.</em></p><p> <span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Rhyno.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> <em>He wears street clothes; his head is bandaged and his right eye is swollen like a balloon.</em></p><p><em> Meanwhile, in the ring, Calaway's mouth drops open.</em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Callis:</strong> What the hell?</p><p> <strong>Taz:</strong> He has a fractured skull! How is this possible?</p><p> <strong>Callis:</strong> He can't be human!</p><p> </p><p> <em>Despite his injuries, Rhino grabs a chain from inside the ambulance and attaches it to the back of the vehicle.</em></p><p><em> As the camera pans to follow his walk, Taker's bike comes into view.</em></p><p><em> As 'Taker shakes his head in disbelief, Rhino attaches the other end of the chain to the bike.</em></p><p><em> He gets back into the ambulance and revs the engine to it's maximum.</em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Callis:</strong> I don't like the look of this!</p><p> </p><p> <em>Rhino releases the break and the ambulance speeds towards a brick wall.</em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Taz:</strong> JESUS!</p><p> </p><p> <em>"The Man Beast" swerves at the very last second.</em></p><p><em> The ambulance performs a u-turn but the momentum sends the bike crashing into the wall.</em></p><p><em> Metal, paint and glass fly everywhere.</em></p><p><em> 'Taker rolls out of the ring and sprints to the back.</em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Taz:</strong> And 'Take's going after him!</p><p> <strong>Callis:</strong> What is Rhino thinking? He can't be physically able to fight!</p><p> </p><p> <em>The camera follows Calaway all the way to the back doors.</em></p><p><em> He steps out and runs over to the ambulance.</em></p><p><em> Rhino is nowhere to be seen.</em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Taker:</strong> Where the f**k are you?!</p><p> </p><p> <em>Suddenly, Rhino comes into shot and blasts Calaway in the back of the head with a tire iron.</em></p><p><em> The giant falls to the ground.</em></p><p><em> Rhino picks him up and drives him head first into the bonnet of the ambulance.</em></p><p><em> He picks him up again and slams him on top.</em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Rhino:</strong> I can't help but remember that you mentioned "an eye for an eye on Monday", Taker. Well, YOU FRACTURED MY F**KIN' SKULL!</p><p> </p><p> So, I was thinking of a suitable punishment... and I thought... "Hell, it was your right hand that swung the chain. So, let's go with that."</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Taz:</strong> Uh-oh!</p><p> <strong>Callis:</strong> What the hell does that mean?!</p><p> <strong>Taz:</strong> I have no idea!</p><p> <strong>Callis:</strong> No, I am serious, Taz. What the f**k does that mean?!</p><p> </p><p> <em>Rhino goes to the back door of the ambulance and pulls out a strap used for steadying people on stretchers.</em></p><p><em> He returns to a lifeless Calaway and ties one end around his nemesis' wrist.</em></p><p><em> He then walks about five yards to the nearest lamp post and ties the other end to it until the strap is tight.</em></p><p><em> Taker's arm is pulled out straight above his head.</em></p><p><em> Rhino gets back in the ambulance.</em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Taz:</strong> Oh my god...</p><p> </p><p> <em>He reverses to straighten up.</em></p><p><em> The front wheel of the ambulance is now, seemingly, in a straight line with Taker's wrist.</em></p><p><em> Again, Rhino revs the engine.</em></p><p><em> The camera focuses in on his face through the windscreen.</em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Callis:</strong> OH GOD NO!</p><p> </p><p> <em>He releases the break and a twisted smile comes across his face.</em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Callis:</strong> NO!</p><p> <strong>Taz:</strong> F**KING HELL!</p><p> </p><p> <em>The camera stays on Rhino's face as a faint crack and a deafening scream are heard.</em></p><p><em> "The Man Beast" lets out an almost orgasmic sigh as the feed fades to black.</em></p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-size:14px;"><strong><span style="color:#FF0000;">Show Rating</span></strong></span><span style="font-size:14px;"> A</span></p>

<p></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ecwftm.jpg</span><p> <span style="font-size:24px;"><strong>F' The Mainstream Recap</strong></span></p><p> </p><p> <span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/DonCallis.jpg</span><span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/BamBamBigelow.jpg</span></p><p> </p><p> Don Callis and Bam Bam Bigelow were on announcing duties.</p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="5246" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Match</span></strong></span></p><p> </p><p> <span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/DickDudley.jpg</span><span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/BanzaiDudley.jpg</span>vs.<span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Ekmo.jpg</span><span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Anoai.jpg</span></p><p> </p><p> Th Second Generation of Dudleyz defeated The Samoan Gangsters with a Secod Generation 3D in 8:42</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Rating:</strong> D+</p></div><p></p><p></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="5246" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Match</span></strong></span></p><p> </p><p> <span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/KellyThomaselli.jpg</span>vs.<span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/AKINO.jpg</span></p><p> </p><p> Kelly Thomaselli defeated Mika Akino with a Roundhouse Kick in 4:38</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Rating:</strong> E+</p></div><p></p><p></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="5246" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Match</span></strong></span></p><p> </p><p> <span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/HeadhunterA.jpg</span><span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/HeadhunterB.jpg</span>vs.<span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/JayBriscoe.jpg</span><span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/MarkBriscoe.jpg</span></p><p> </p><p> The Briscoes defeated The Headhunters after JHay hit a Crucible on Headhunter A in 5:27</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Rating:</strong> D</p></div><p></p><p></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="5246" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Match</span></strong></span></p><p> </p><p> <span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/NateHatred.jpg</span>vs.<span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/bWoSnow.jpg</span></p><p> </p><p> Nate Hatred destroyed BW Snow, winning with a Decapitator Lariat in 4:39.</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Rating:</strong> C+</p></div><p></p><p></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="5246" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Angle</span></strong></span></p><p> </p><p> <span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Becky.jpg</span><span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ChrisHero.jpg</span></p><p> </p><p> Becky Bayless interviewed Chris Hero for a fantastic promo. Hero was his usual conceited self and, once again, complained about being booked on a B show, saying how much better he is than everyone else in the back.</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Rating:</strong> B+</p></div><p></p><p></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="5246" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Match</span></strong></span></p><p> </p><p> <span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ChrisHero.jpg</span>vs.<span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/JerryLynn.jpg</span></p><p> </p><p> Chris Hero defeated Christopher Daniels by getting his feet on the ropes during a roll-up in.</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Rating:</strong> B-</p></div><p></p><p></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><strong><span style="color:#FF0000;">Show Rating:</span></strong></span><span style="font-size:14px;"> C-</span></p></div><p></p><p></p>

<p></p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><em>From ECW.com</em></strong></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="5246" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="color:#9932CC;"><span style="font-size:36px;"><strong>Confirmed for Blood, Sweat & Beers:</strong></span></span></p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-size:14px;"><strong>Cactus Jack vs. Rob Van Dam vs. D-Von Dudley</strong></span></p><p> <span>http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l161/Game-Face/cactustag.jpg</span><span style="font-size:14px;">vs</span><span>http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l161/Game-Face/RVDecwchamp.jpg</span><span style="font-size:14px;">vs</span><span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/D-VonDudley.jpg</span></p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-size:12px;">As the anticpation for the return of the Three Way Dance grows steadily, one-half of each team steps into the squared circle as Cactus Jack, Rob Van Dam and D-Von Dudley do battle. How far away will their partners be?</span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="color:#9932CC;">In the return of the "Dudley Versus Dudley" Match...</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size:14px;"><strong>Slyk Taysaun Dudley vs. Big Dick Dudley Jr.</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size:14px;"> </span><span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/SlykDudley.jpg</span><span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-size:14px;">vs</span></span><span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/DickDudley.jpg</span></p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-size:12px;">After STD got involved in his cousin's match last week, seemingly reigniting his quest to discover the family secret, he will have to face Dudleyville's Big Balbutient Behemoth one-on-one. Can he endure the Total Penetration? One way or another, it doesn't look like the Dudleyz' STD is going away anytime soon. Thus, one question may be ringing in the family's ears: What's brown and sticky?</span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> ... a Slyk!</span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-size:18px;"><strong>AJ Styles & Christopher Daniels</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size:18px;"><strong> vs.</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size:18px;"><strong> Rey Mysterio Jr & Ultimo Dragon</strong></span></p><p> <span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/AJStyles.jpg</span><span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ChristopherDaniels.jpg</span><span style="font-size:14px;">vs</span><span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ReyMysterioWCW.jpg</span><span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/UltimoDragonTV.jpg</span></p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-size:12px;">As if the World Television Title picture wasn't chaotic enough, "The Fallen Angel" just had to get involved. He came to Styles' aid on Monday night but will he keep his allegiance knowing that a shot at the gold could be in the future for him? The chances of Rey Mysterio Jr and the champion, Ultimo Dragon, co-existing seem equally slim while Juventud Guerrera seems destined to show his face. The chances of this one ending cleanly don't look too great!</span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <span style="color:#9932CC;"><span style="font-size:14px;">"Presidential Primary" Match</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size:14px;"><strong>Brandon Thomaselli vs. Yoshihiro Tajiri</strong></span></p><p> <span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/BrandonThomasellisuit.jpg</span><span style="font-size:14px;">vs</span><span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Tajiri.jpg</span></p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-size:12px;">No, we don't have a clue what the stiplation means either... if, in fact, it means anything. "The Green Party" requsted it, however, and Paul E duly obliged. Can the "Thomaselli Thomaselli '08" campaign start off with a victory?</span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-size:18px;"><strong>Big Sasuke Cool vs. CM Punk</strong></span></p><p> <span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/sWoSasuke.jpg</span><span style="font-size:14px;">vs</span><span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/CMPunk.jpg</span></p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-size:12px;">Big Sasuke Cool is set to face somewhat stiffer competition than he has been up against as of late. Meanwhile, ahead of his International All Action Championship rematch with Vito Thomaselli, "The Straight Edge Superstar" will be looking to chalk a digit in the win column.</span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-size:24px;"><strong>Mark Calaway vs. Raven</strong></span></p><p> <span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Taker.jpg</span><span style="font-size:14px;">vs</span><span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Raven3.jpg</span></p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-size:12px;">After Raven was Chokeslammed on Monday night, he requested this match with "The Soul Taker". However, "The Master of Mind Games" appears to have, in fact, lost his mind! Judging by the carnage Calaway inflicted on Rhino's skull, this could spell suicide for the former World Heavyweight Champion! Meanwhile, the response Calaway will receive is unknown as rumours are spreading that the Manchester, New Hamshire Police Department has issued a warrant for his arrest.</span></p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-size:14px;">Plus...</span></p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-size:18px;">Becky Bayless reports on Rhino's condition</span></p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-size:12px;">We can confirm that Terry "Rhino" Gerrin was hospitalised on Monday night with a suspected fractured skull and broken eye socket. He is said to be conscious but in tremendous pain. The doctors claim he is lucky to have avoided permanent brain damage.</span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"> Becky Bayless will be checking in to hear from Gerrin himself.</span></p><p> </p><p> <span>http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ecwbbb.jpg</span></p><p> <span style="font-size:12px;"><strong>ECW Blood, Sweat & Beers; where progress is measured in pain!</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong> Now on FX</strong></span></p></div><p></p><p>[/Quote]</p></div></blockquote>

Monday, week 3, October <embed width="448" height="361" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" src="http://i82.photobucket.com/player.swf?file=http://vid82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Rev.flv"></embed> http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ScottHudson.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/JoelGertner.jpg Hudson: Hello and welcome to ECW Revolution. I'm Scott Hudson... Gertner: ...and I'm Joel Gertner. Hudson: Tonight, we have another huge main event as "The Man Beast", Rhino, takes on the former World Heavyweight Champion, Raven. Gertner: And Rhino is pissed after Raven losing to Jericho last week 'cos, now, he loses out on another title shot. Hudson: And when "The Man Beast" is angry... Gertner: ...his opponent is as good as dead! Hudson: True enough. I wouldn't want to be Raven tonight! http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l161/Game-Face/HBKecwchamp.jpgvs.http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/DickDudley.jpg Unsurprisingly after recent events, Michaels is not accompanied to the ring. More surprisingly, though, Big Dick Jr dominates the early going through his sheer size advantage. Soon, though, Michaels skill shows through and the momentum swings. The Showstopper looks comfortable until The Dudley Family emerge from the back. As the confederate-clad inbreds hit the ring, Michaels suddenly looks in trouble. But, then, Slyk Tayshaun Dudley makes his return to Revolution. http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/SlykDudley.jpg STD slides into the ring with a chair and systematically takes out the Dudleys. When he reaches the Big Balbutient Behemith, though, the chair is ripped from his hands. Dick hits the Total Penetration on STD! However, as Dick turns backa round... Sweet Chin Music! 1...2...3! Match Rating: B "The Soul Taker" is backstage for a shoot promo. http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Taker.jpg The giant smiles. Taker: You really are determined to break my neck, huh, Rhino? Well, "The Soul Taker" has always believed in an eye for an eye but I'm not gonna break your neck. Oh, no... I'm gonna break your spirit. You see, Raven may have lost last week so that neither of us are in the main event at Guilty As Charged but you better count on the fact that we're still gonna throw down! So, sure as hell, "The Man Beast" and "The Soul Taker" will lock horns again and I say it's about damn time I paid you back for Heatwave. Fact is, son, at Guilty As Charged, you'll be the defendant and the four time Federation Champion will be your judge, jury and executioner! http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/SalvatoreThomaselli.jpgvs.http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/JerryLynn.jpg The match is an even, fast-paced bout. However, it is Sal Thomaselli who emerges victorious with the Senton Bomb. Match Rating: C- After the match, Brandon joins his brother in the ring. http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/BrandonThomaselli2.jpg Brandon: After a great victory like that, Sally, I think it's time we announced our next intended victory. Sal nods in agreement. Hudson: Their next intended victory? I wonder who they're challenging. Gertner: I bet they want in on the Three Way Dance! Brandon: As I'm sure you all know, the nation is hosting presidential primaries for the 2008 general election. Well, allow me to introduce you to the official candidate of the "Green Party" and your next President of the United States: "Uncle" Sal Thomaselli. Hudson: What the... Gertner: They're challenging the Democrats and Republicans, Hudson! Sal: And, without further ado, my running mate for my illustrious campaign will be no other than... Brandon Thomaselli! Some cheers are heard from the crowd, the majority, though, appear perplexed. The Star Spangled Banner plays over the sound system as Sal and Brandon head to the back, waving to the fans as they go. Gertner: Thomaselli-Thomaselli for 2008? I'd vote for that! Hudson: Can they even run for president? Never mind the cost, aren't they Italian? Gertner: You only have to be born in the States, Scotty boy. Do you know where they were born, smart ass? Hudson: Well, actually, I'm pretty sure they come from Rome. Gertner: Well, I'm sure they've got something planned. http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/NateHatred.jpgvs.http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Sabu2.jpg The two psycopaths come out swinging and, inevitably, the match soon turns hardcore. However, it is clear that they're leaving something in reserve. In the tenth minute, Sabu throws a chair in Hatred's face. The monster goes down and "The Human Highlight Reel" follows up with an Arabian Facebuster. As The Sinister Minister looks on distraught, Sabu sets uo the chair in the middle of the ring. Hudson: This is it! Nate Hatred is finally gonna lose in a fair contest! However, Chris Hero runs out from the back. http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ChrisHero.jpg As Sabu, jumps off the chair onto the top rope for the Triple Jump Moonsault, Hero climbs on the apron and pushes him. Sabu falls backwards, catching the back of his head on the chair. Hatred stands and, as Sabu makes his way to his feet, dazed... DECAPITATOR LARIAT! 1...2...3! Match Rating: B Hudson: Damn it! Shawn Michaels storms into the locker room where RVD is looking at his tag belt. http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l161/Game-Face/HBKecwchamp.jpghttp://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l161/Game-Face/RVDecwchamp.jpg Michaels: Where the f**k were you?! RVD: What? Michaels: Out there! The Dudleyz... RVD: Sorry, I wasn't watching. Did you win? Michaels: Yeah but that's not the point! RVD: Wow, good for you! What's the problem, then? Michaels: Why the f**k weren't you watching? RVD: I'm trying to keep a regular sleeping pattern ahead of the big Three Way Dance. I thought if I saw that whole "Showstopper" posing sh*t one more time, I might get bored into a coma. Michaels: You f**kin' child! I can't talk seriously to you at all anymore, can I? RVD: Fine. You wanna talk? Let's talk. Michaels: You know what? I can't be bothered! Michaels storms out. RVD shouts after him. RVD: Now who's the child? Hudson: Wow, those two are usually the most laid back guys on the planet. Gertner: I guess no one can get to you like a brother. Hudson: That's about the most sensible thing you've ever said on a live broadcast. Gertner: Hey, Scotty. Hudson: Yeah? Gertner: Screw you! Hudson: ...an there's the old Joel Gertner back. http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Jazz.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/KellyThomaselli.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/BeulahMcGillicutty.jpgvs.http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/AlexisLioness.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/DaizyDudley.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/AKINO.jpg Let's be honest, this one had "interval" written all over it. A few enthusiastic fans do seem interested when Jazz and Alexis are involved, though. Eventually, Beulah and Daizy get embroiled in a catfight on the outside as Jazz puts away Akino with a Fisherman Buster. Match Rating: D Backstage, STD walks up to a camera and focuses it on his face. http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/SlykDudley.jpg He screanms down the lens. STD: Hey, Dudleyz, I'm back! I don't care if my nigga ass gets a beatin', I'm gonna kick the spunk outta all you bitches and I'm finally gonna find out the secret that drove my daddy away! http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/AJStyles.jpgvs.http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ReyMysterioWCW.jpgvs.http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/UltimoDragonTV.jpg The match is evenly contested between all three combatants. The deciding factor comes in the fourteenth minute. http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ChristopherDaniels.jpg The Fallen Angel sprints to the ring. He approaches Mysterio from behind, turns him around... Angels Wings! Meanwhile, Styles hits the lowblow on Ultimo Dragon. Daniels now spins the champion around for the Last Rites. Styles and Daniels slap hands and AJ makes the cover on Dragon. 1...2...3! Match Rating: B Styles and Daniels celebrate as Francine checks on the champion. Suddenly, a figure appears at the entrance-way as the crowd erupts. http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/JuventudGuerrera2.jpg "JUVI! JUVI! JUVI!" Guerrera mockingly applauds the performance as Styles and Daniels look set to fight. Gertner: Look at Francine. Hudson: She looks like she's seen a ghost! Juvi makes to sprint to the ring as Daniels and AJ ready themselves. But Guerrera just smiles heads to the back. The feed, once more, cuts to the mysterious video. <embed width="448" height="361" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" src="http://i82.photobucket.com/player.swf?file=http://vid82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Powernaturalorder.flv"> http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Rhyno.jpgvs.http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Raven3.jpg The match is an all-out brawl. Raven, typically, tries to evade Rhino in the early going but it turns into an even slugfest. In the fifteenth minute, Mark Calaway strides to the ring. http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Taker.jpg He and Rhino go nose to nose as Raven slides to the outside, looking to avoid danger. However, Taker turns and reaches through the ropes to grab Raven by the hair. He pulls him back in for the Chokeslam! Hudson: My god, the impact! Calaway motions for Rhino to cover. "The Man Beast" looks confused but does so as Calaway slides to the outside. 1...2...3! Match Rating: B+ As the bell rings, Taker grabs a pair of handcuffs and a heavy bike chain from under the ring. He slides back in and Big Boots Rhino. He then drags him to the ropes and cuffs him to the top one. As Rhino struggles in an attempt to free himself, Calaway backs off and twirls the chain in the air. The fans go crazy. Hudson: Oh, god no! He can't! It'll kill him! Look at the size of that chain! Gertner: Sweet... The giant swings at Rhino... ...but pulls out at the last second. The fans suddenly go silent, realising the weight of the chain and the sheer danger of the situation. "The Man Beast" desperately tries to free himself. Taker swings again... There is a tangible gasp around the arena. ...and, again, Taker pulls out Hudson: I don't think I can watch this! Uncharacteristically, Rhino appears to start pleading with Calaway, fear being present in his eyes for the first time in years. Calaway merely laughs. The giant swings once more as Rhino cowers and covers his face. But, once more, he stops before the chain connects and backs away to grab a microphone. Taker: You see, Rhino, I don't have to break your bones. You fear me! I know it; you know it and now everyone in this building knows it! Hudson: Oh, thank god! Seemingly, even Joel Gertner lets out a sigh of relief. Rhino screams across the ring "YOU DON'T HAVE THE F**KING GUTS!" Taker smiles and merely makes to leave. But suddenly turns and swings the chain viciously at Rhino's face! The steel wraps around "The Man Beast's" head with a sickening thud! Hudson: NO! Rhino's body falls, still held up by the handcuffs but clearly lifeless and limp. As Taker walks to the back, EMTs flood the ring. Blood begins to pour from Rhino's forehead, audibly crashing to the canvas. Hudson: I... I don't... I... The show feed cuts amidst a deathly silence. Show Rating: B

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Dunno, maybe. I keep wanting to update the data after every PPV though. There's probably a fitting point coming to release it full-time. Quote The Raven Nevermore

Saturday, week 2, October <embed width="448" height="361" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" src="http://i82.photobucket.com/player.swf?file=http://vid82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Bloodsweatbeers.flv"></embed> http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/DonCallis.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Tazz.jpg Callis: Hello and welcome to ECW Blood, Sweat and Beers. I'm Don Callis and alongside me is former World Heavyweight Champion, Taz. Taz: Thanks for the intro, Callis. Itseems like we've had our very own writer's strike here at ECW, Don. Callis: What the hell are you talking about, Taz? Once again, it's only been a week since we were last on-air. Taz: Well, these weeks are starting to feel like months, Don. Callis: I know that feeling but that's just because no wrestling fan of sound mind can wait for the great action on Blood, Sweat and Beers.. Taz: No doubt, Don. The matches lined up for tonight are gonna be huge... that cage match: off the damn hook, man. Callis: I couldn't agree more. Tonight, we find out who is going to the main event of Guilty As Charged! Taz: Oh, man, let's do this. http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ECWTagTitle2.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ECWTagTitle2.jpg http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/DickDudley.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/BanzaiDudley.jpgvs.http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l161/Game-Face/cactustag.jpghttp://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l161/Game-Face/dreamertag.jpg The Innovators clearly mean business, looking to send a message to Bubba and D-Von by beating on their nephews. However, the big redneck uncles get invlolved before too long. Beulah jumps on the apron, though, and distracts Bubba and D-Von with a "private dance". Dreamer capitalises, hitting the DDT on Ultimo Dudley II for the pin at 10:14 Match Rating: B- The Whole F**kin' Show approach Paul Heyman backstage. http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l161/Game-Face/HBKecwchamp.jpghttp://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l161/Game-Face/RVDecwchamp.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/PaulHeyman.jpg RVD: Hey, Paul E. Heyman: Hey, what's up? Michaels: We heard about what's going down with this Three Way Dance. Heyman: I don't follow. RVD: Y'know... the Dudleyz want a Flaming Table Match... Michaels: ...and The Innovators want a Singapore Cane Match. Heyamn: Oh, right. So, what's on your minds? RVD: We want chairs involved. Michaels: Err... dude, ladders. RVD: What? Michaels: I thought we agreed ladders. RVD: Agreed? Who agreed? Michaels: Well, I did for a start. RVD: Dude, that's not agreei... Michaels: Dude, shut up and think for a sec. You're partner is the one and only Showstoppa... the master of the ladder match. You saw the sh*t I pulled off in the Federation. RVD: And that was what? Ten years ago? Michaels: So? Heyman stares in bewilderment. RVD: So fact is, "Showstoppa", we both know who's gonna be the impact player at Guilty As Charged and he is the innovator of the Van Daminator, the Van Termi... Michaels: The Van Masturbator... yeah I get the idea. I don't know what you're smoking this week, bro, but the only impact player around here is... Heyman: WOAH! SHUT UP! Both tag champs look stunned. Heyman: How's Traci? RVD: Still in the hospital. Heyman: ...and you're arguing about ladders and chairs? What the f**k is wrong with you two? Heyman walks off. Michaels: Dude, I told you we should h... RVD raises his finger in warning. RVD: Don't say a f**kin' word! The camera cuts to the parking lot where Rhino steps out of a truck. http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Rhyno.jpg He throws down his gym bag and paces up and down the tarmac, not once even looking at the entrance door of the arena. Callis: What's on Rhino's mind? Taz: That, Callis, is something even the most dedicated shrink would be scared of! http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/bWoSnow.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/bWoNova.jpgvs.http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/sWoSasuke.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/sWoChessman.jpg A fairly standard match between these two teams. It is an even contest in which neither team is overly dominant. In the sixth minute, the black-masked man in an sWo shirt emerges from under the ring again. Callis: Is that the mole Stevie meant? Taz: Must be. The masked luchadore pulls a tire iron from his trunks and slides into the ring. He swings at Big Sasuke Cool who promptly sticks a foot out to trip him. Nova is levelled squarely in the forehead. The mole decides to cut his losses and exit as Sasuke covers. 1...2...3! Match Rating: C Taz: Damn, the mole screwed it up again. Callis: Ha, at this rate the bWo aren't gonna want whoever it is to defect! A close-up of a luchadore mask held limply is shown. The camera slowly pans outwards. http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/JuventudGuerrera2.jpg Juventud Guerrera is shown sitting in a corner staring at his mask. As cheers arise from the crowd, he sighs. He rises and blocks the camera's view with the mask. http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ChrisHero.jpgvs.http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Sabu2.jpg The match is an even contest as Sabu looks ready to tear Hero apart and the youngster darts around the ring to avoid a straight fight. By the tenth minute, blows are being traded back-and-forth. ECW's NME runs down to the ring to deafening boos. http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/NateHatred.jpg As Hatred slides into the ring, Hero rakes Sabu's face and motions for the legend to turn around. He does so. DECAPITATOR LARIAT! No! Sabu ducks and Hero is nearly beheadeed. Sabu hits the neckbreaker on Hatred and covers Hero. 1...2...3! Match Rating: B Hatred rises looking for retribution but the lights black out. When they return, Sabu has vanished. In the parking lot, "The Soul Taker" pulls up on his bike. http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Taker.jpg No sonner has the engine cut than he is jumped by The Man Beast. Rhino takes him to the floor, hammering with rights and lefts. The assault is quick and brutal, Calaway never has a chance to defend himself. Rhino lifts him up... Rhino Driver on the tarmac! Rhino: You cost us the match on Monday and I am f**king sick of you making me look like an amateur! So, since me nearly breaking your neck at Heatwave didn't seem to get the job done, I'm gonna have to do it for real! In two weeks, it' gonna be me and you in a four-way for the title and, after I destroy you again, you'll realise it was never worth you coming to ECW! Callis: Wow, how many people can take out Mark Calaway? Taz: Well, if there's one, it's Rhino and that just proved it, Callis. http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Jazz.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/BeulahMcGillicutty.jpgvs.http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/AlexisLioness.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/DaizyDudley.jpg An even natch between two makeshift times. In the sixth minute, when Jazz attempts a Clothesline, Alexis ducks underneath, rolls her up and getsher feet on the middle rope for the three. Match Ratibng: D Vito Thomaselli is backstage. http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/VitoAllAction.jpg Vito: Punk, you broke a fundamental rule on Monday night. You don't insult an Italian and you certainly don't insult his family! At Guilty As Charged, it's you and me in a rematch for this title and, while I'm sure you'll give me one of the matches of my career, everyone knows it'll be me walking oput with the belt. And you know what? It's just gonna taste that bit sweeter after the sh*t you pulled! http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ReyMysterioWCW.jpgvs.http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/AJStyles.jpg The match is a fast-paced, even contest of a high standard but not the best high-flying match that BS&B has seen. It is still anyone's match by the twelve minute mark. Ultimo Dragon and Francine run down to the ring. http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/UltimoDragon.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Francine.jpg As Dragon slides in a three-way brawl breaks out. Referee, Jim Molineaux, decides to call a no contest. Match Rating: B This does not stop the fight, however. As the three men go at it, the camera cuts to the crowd as one fan jostles his way to the front. http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/JuventudGuerrera2.jpg As the camera focuses on him the fans go nuts. "Juvi! Juvi! Juvi!" The three men in the ring all turn in astonishment at the crowd's chant. But as they turn to look, Guerrera slinks back into the masses, not to be seen again. The feed cuts to the returning mysterious video. <embed width="448" height="361" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" src="http://i82.photobucket.com/player.swf?file=http://vid82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Powernaturalorder.flv"> Taz: What the hell does that mean? Callis: I have no idea, Taz, but we've seen it enough times to know it probably means something big! Taz: Speaking of big, Callis. What's up next? Callis: No less than the cage match for the Number One Contendership. Cage Match http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Raven3.jpgvs.http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ChrisJericho.jpg The long-awaited rematch does not disappoint as these two put on the best main event in the short history of Blood, Sweat and Beers. Neither man looks to have a definite advantage as the momentum sways back and forth. That is until The Nest emerge. http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/CMPunk.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Abyss2.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/TheGiant.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/AlexisLioness.jpg Callis: Damn it! Taz: It was just a matter of time, Callis. Jericho hits a thunderous DDT on Raven only to realise the incoming threat. He approaches the side of the cage as The Nest prepare to scale the steel wall. The World Champion comes running out with a chair to a huge ovation. http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/OwenChamp.jpg Chairshot to Abyss... the monster falls. He jumps off the apron to connect with Goliath... and the giant is felled. As Punk approaches, Owen boots him in the gut and drops the chair. DDT onto the steel. Alexis goes for a lowblow but Owen catches her arm and throws her into the guardrail. Jericho looks on stunned but Owen motions for him to continue. "The lionheart" applies the Liontamer on Raven. Raven writhes in agony and is forced to tap. Match Rating: A* (Wow! ) Callis: My god, Owen returned the favour! He saved Jericho! Taz: Yeah and now it's gonna be Jericho versus Hart in an Ultimate Submissionm match for the title! But, man, how pissed is Rhino gonna be? Callis: I can only imagine! Show Rating: B+

Okay... time for my brown-nose section . A genuine "thank you" to all those who have been kind enough to say that they're pleased for this to be back. I really do appreciate it and it's probably doubtful you'll ever realise how nice your comments are to read . Shows will start cropping up extremely soon (might even get BS&B in today... fingers crossed). Thanks again . Quote The Raven Nevermore

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ecwftm.jpg F' The Mainstream Recap http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/DonCallis.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/BamBamBigelow.jpg Don Callis and Bam Bam Bigelow were on announcing duties. Show Rating: C-

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Cheers Keef . Yeah this ain't going anywhere but time is limited for me at the minute. So, updates will just be less regular than previous. Quote The Raven Nevermore

<p>Cheers guys.</p><p> </p><p> Updates will continue; I'm pretty happy with the stories I have planned. They'll just occurr at a slightly slower rate <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/frown.png.e6b571745a30fe6a6f2e918994141a47.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />.</p><p> </p><p> Quote The Raven</p><p> Nevermore</p>

Monday, week 2, October <embed width="448" height="361" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" src="http://i82.photobucket.com/player.swf?file=http://vid82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Rev.flv"></embed> http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ScottHudson.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/JoelGertner.jpg Hudson: Hello and welcome to ECW Revolution. I'm Scott Hudson... Gertner: ...and I'm Joel Gertner. Hudson: Tonight, ladies and gentlemen, we will witness what is perhaps the biggest main event in the nine year history of ECW Revolution. Gertner: And... the defence of two titles. Hudson: Absolutely, Joel. I can't wait for this one. Gertner: So, stop your constant rambling and let's get to it... http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Generic1.jpg http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/JushinThunderLyger.jpgvs.http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/VitoAllAction.jpg Lyger puts up a fight worthy of his legacy but it is clear to see which worker is in the peak of his career. Vito retains with a Vito Driver at 10:16 Match Rating: B- After the match, as Vito celebrates for the crowd, CM Punk slides into the ring. http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/CMPunk.jpg Raven's protege spins Vito around, boots him in the gut and hits the GTS. Punk: Congrats on your first defence "champ", shame it wasn't against someone remotely capable. But, that's cool, cos' I hear that you want another match against The Straight Edge Superstar. Well, all good by me so long as you put that belt on the line and, just in case you get any wild ideas, "amico", let's not forget who put your sister in ER... and I can sure as hell do the same to you. The jeers ring out. Punk: But, after what the dirtsheets have been saying, I don't know if "sister" is quite the right word. Gertner: Damn, did he just go there? Hudson: Oh, he went there. Punk: Trust you sick, greaseball Italians to redefine the borders of family unity... But, just between you and me, Vito, in case you are boldly going where the multitudes have been before, don't get caught without the plastic fantastic, son. I mean who knows where she's been? Thomaselli staggers his way to his feet. Punk: Oh, one last thing... Punk smacks Vito across the face with the microphone. Punk: You just got Punk'd! Hudson: Wow, I think Punk just made this more personal than itn already was! Gertner: ...and Vito's gonna have one hell of a headache when he comes round! Chris Jericho stands backstage. http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ChrisJericho.jpg He looks upwards, stroking his beard, seemingly staring at the ceiling. Jericho: There is a remarkable irony to the whole concept of fate, wouldn't you agree? It seems that those who talk most often about destiny are those who fall victim to it. He finally looks down at the camera. Jericho: Even you, Raven. He smiles. Jericho: It is now time for the self-proclaimed oracle to predict his own downfall, except there is no mystery in this particular tale. It has happened before Raven; at Anarchy Rulz, 1997, over eleven years ago, The Lionheart earned his first World Heavyweight Championship by defeating the most universally hated man in the sport... you, Raven. He looks upwards, again, seemingly receiving some sort of inspiration. Jericho: I can only assume that someone so attuned to the conceptions of fate and predetrmination can see how fitting it is for you, the man who I defeated to earn the most coveted prize in the sport, to be the obstacle that stands in my way again. We have something in common and that would be our desire to return to our former glory. Quite honestly, it's the stuff that fairytales are made of: the longstanding tyrannical overlord overthrown by the one spirit so strong that he could never conquer. The only problem for you, Raven, is that this is no fairytale... this is fate. Your defeat, at my hands, this Saturday is just as inevitable as my re-caliming of the World Heavyweight Championship at Guilty As Charged. This time, he stares straight into the camera with piercing eyes of determination. Jericho: Welcome to the era of The Lionheart. http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l161/Game-Face/HBKecwchamp.jpghttp://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l161/Game-Face/RVDecwchamp.jpgvs.http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/DickDudley.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/BanzaiDudley.jpg The Dudley cousins put up a fight that indicates why they are one of ECW's fastest rising teams. However, there is very little question of which way this one is going. By the eighth minute, HBK and RVD have Ultimo Dudley II isolate in the ring. Bubba and D-Von make their way down to ringside. http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/BubbaRayDudley.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/D-VonDudley.jpg With The Whole F**kin' Show focussing on the match, they grab Traci. Daizy makes her way over to slap the taste out of RVD's girlfriend's mouth. Hudson: Oh, come on. Gertner: That's the risk of the lady folk being out here, Scotty Boy. Michaels floors Banzai with the Sweet Chin Music and both he and his partner head up opposite turnbuckles. Big Dick Jr, seemingly giving up on the result, climbs down fgrom the apron and picks up Traci. 420 Splash by Michaels and Van Dam! Meanwhile, Dick lifts Traci into a Military press and drops her, throat-first, onto the steel guard rail. Hudson: Damn it! As Michaels covers, RVD finally sees what's happening. He sprints to the ropes and hits a Sommersault Senton Plancha onto all four Dudleys on the outside. 1...2...3! Match Rating: B As RVD checks on his girlfriend the Dudleyz make a quick exit, Dragging Banzai after them. Hudson: Oh, man, Traci isn't moving! Michaels slides out to help as RVD desperately motions for medical attention. EMTs come rushing out to strap Traci to a stretcher as the feed cuts to a video. <embed width="448" height="361" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" src=" http://i82.photobucket.com/player.swf?file=http://vid82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Powernaturalorder.flv"> Gertner: What the hell do those videos mean? We've been seeing them for months. Hudson: How can you even care after what we've just witnessed. Gertner: Oh, grow up, Hudson, this is ECW! The most hated music in ECW blares around the arena. <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value=" name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src=" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object> Chris Hero makes his way to the ring with Nate Hatred and The Sinister Minister. http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ChrisHero.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/NateHatred.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/JamesMitchell.jpg Mitchell: Tonight, we shall all witness the execution of one Bret "Hitman" Hart for beside me stands not one but two of the industry's finest athletes. Beside me stands ECW's NME and Most Extreme Athlete, still undefeated in singles competition after nearly six months! I give you... Nte Hatred! The fans boo deafeningly. Mitchell: And beside him stands the only youngster who can hold a candle to the New Main Event, "The Saviour of ECW", Chris Hero. Hero takes the mic as the jeers continue. Hero: Thanks, Mitchell. He pauses, waiting for the boos to subside; they don't. Hero: There's something you don't seem to realise "Sh*tman". There is a natural order to things and that natural order is that, when the elders become too weak and feeble, they step aside for he new blood like myself and Nate Hatred. When that fails to happen, us prodigies are forced to return to animalistic instincts; just like in the wild when the young lion drives out the decrepit, old pack leader, we will drive you out and, after tonight, there won't even be a carcuss left for the rest of the roster to pick at. So, come on down, Bret. It's about time you learnt how it feels to be conquered by a true Hero. Hart, indeed makes his way down to thering. http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/BretHart.jpg However, he looks through the ropes cautiously, clearly wishing to avoind an immediate beatdown. Suddenly the lights black out. When they return, Sabu stands in the ring with a chair. http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Sabu2.jpg Sabu throws the chair straight into the face of Nate Hatred as Bret slides in to take down Hero. http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/NateHatred.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ChrisHero.jpgvs.http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/BretHart.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Sabu2.jpg The match is n even contest n which both teams see much offence. However, it is "The New Blood" who pick up the fall in theb tenth minute as Hero rolls up Hart in a Schoolboy and gets his feet on the middle rope for leverage. Match Rating: C+ The Hardcore Innovators approach Paul Heyman backstage. http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/TommyDreamer.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/BeulahMcGillicutty.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/CactusJack.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/PaulHeyman.jpg Heyman: Boys, what can I do for you? Dreamer: It's simple, Paul. Cactus: We heard that the Dudleyz requested for the Three Way Dance at Guilty As Charged to be a Flaming Tables Match. Dreamer: Thing is, the way we see it, it should be a Singapore Cane Match. Cactus: And let's think about it, Paul E, what have the Dudleyz ever done for you? Plus, you're gonna want to be in the camp of the new Undisputed Tag Team Champions and there's only one team alking out of Guilty As Charged with all four belts! The Innovators walk off, leaving Heyman thinking. http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/bWoSnow.jpgvs.http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/sWoSasuke.jpg The matchh is an even contest. However, Sasuke puts BW Snow away with a Michinoku Driver in the seventh minute. Match Rating: B- As Sasuke raises his fists in triumph, a figure appears from under the ring. He wears an sWo t-shirt and a mask and carries a cane into the ring. Sasuke turns to face him as the figure swings the cane. Sasuke ducks as Snow staggers to his feet only to be floored again by the wild caneshot. Sasuke turns the masked cruiserweight around and throws him to the outside. Gertner: Was that the mole? Hudson: Must have been but he sure screwed that up! The Whole F**kin' Show stand beside Traci's stretcher in the corridoor. http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l161/Game-Face/HBKecwchamp.jpghttp://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l161/Game-Face/RVDecwchamp.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/TracyBrooks2.jpg Traci speaks in a quiet, raspy voice, clearly in tremendous pain. Traci: Where the hell were you guys. RVD: I'm so sorry, Trace. My head was in the match. I came as quick as I could. Michaels: Dude, I had it sewn up with the Super Kick. You could have gone. RVD: I was distracted! Anyway, stay out of it! It has f**k all to do with you! Michaels: F**k all to do with me? She's my best friend, bro. RVD: And she's my girlfriend in case you hadn't noticed. Michaels: Oh, so you got a monopoly on concern or something? RVD: Don't make this a competition! This ain't the time! Michaels: When is the time, Rob. You're always saying this sh*t you napparently don't mean and then f**cking off before you even explain yourself. An ambulance worker approaches. EMT: We're gonna have to take her in. Which one of you is accompanying her? RVD and Michaels glare at each other. Michaels & RVD: I am! Traci speaks up. Traci: Neither of them. Let's just go. Traci is wheeled away as the tag champs stare a hole in one another. The camera cuts back to ringside. http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ECWWorldTVTitle.jpg http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ReyMysterioWCW.jpgvs.http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/UltimoDragonTV.jpg The match is a fast-paced, frenetic affair which the fans are all too glad to see. After ten minutes of even competition, AJ Styles runs in. http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/AJStyles.jpg He climbs on to the apron, springboars off the top rope and flies towards the TV Champ with a Clothesline. Ultimo Dragon ducks, though, and Rey Mysterio is taken out. As Rey staggers to his feet he is hit with the Asai DDT. 1...2...3! Match Rating: B Immediately after the fall, AJ Styles lays a beatdown on Ultimo Dragon. However, Francine slides in and lowblows Styles. The fans applaud Franny's intervention. Seemingly, only one ringside fan stays silent. http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/JuventudGuerrera2.jpg Backstage, Raven is walking to the ring accompanied by Alexis. http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Raven3.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/AlexisLioness.jpg Raven puts his arm up to stop Alexis. Raven: I walk out first; you follow. As Raven heads through the curtain, Alexis is jumped by Jazz. http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Jazz.jpg Jazz: It ain't long, bitch, before that belt is mine. I've just convinced Paul E to gimme a shot at Guilty As Charged so your days are numbered! http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Taker.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Rhyno.jpgvs.http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Raven3.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ChrisJericho.jpg Before the match begins, Owen Hart presents himself as the guest referee. http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/OwenChamp.jpg From start to finish, the match is one giant fustercluck! Both teams have obvious problems co-existing and, by the eleventh minute, what was supposed to be a tag team match has descended into a full-on 4-way brawl. Rhino sprints at Raven as Jericho kicks Taker through the ring ropes. However, Raven steps to the side and uses Rhino's own force to turn The Gore into a brutal Raven Effect. He covers. 1...2... Hart stands up and refuses to count. Furious, Raven stands up and confronts the special referee. Jericho grabs Raven from behind and throws him over the top rope. He then locks in the Walls Of Jericho on Rhino. Rhino is forced to tap and Hart calls for the bell. Match Rating: A Hudson: Wow, I've got to be honest. I'm not just hoping Jericho beats Raven on Saturday because I hate Raven but can you imagine how good a Submission match for the title between Hart and Jericho will be? The show goes off air as Jericho and Hart go nose-to-nose to stare one another out. Show Rating: A

What makes you say that? Quote The Raven Nevermore

From ECW.com

Saturday, week 1, October <embed width="448" height="361" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" src="http://i82.photobucket.com/player.swf?file=http://vid82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Bloodsweatbeers.flv"></embed> http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/DonCallis.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Tazz.jpg Callis: Hello and welcome to ECW Blood, Sweat and Beers. I'm Don Callis and alongside me is former World Heavyweight Champion, Taz. Taz: Thanks for the intro, Callis. It feels like ages since we've done this. Callis: It's only been a week, Taz. Taz: Well, it feels more like two months. Callis: Actually, I know that feeling but, one way or another, things are as chaotic in ECW as last time you guys saw us except, this time, The Black Hart is the World Heavyweight Champion. Taz: Man, I can't wait for his appearance. Callis: Me neither and let's not forget that the man who played a somewhat instrumental part in that title change is in action in our first match tonight. Taz: Oh, man, let's get to it. http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ChrisJericho.jpgvs.http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/CMPunk.jpg The two men combine for a fantastic match. Although Punk shows why he has been fast rising up the card, Jericho maintains the upper-had. As Monsters Inc. appear from the back, he hits a Snap Suplex on Punk and a lightning fast Lionsault for the three count. Match Rating: A "The Lionheart" makes a quick exit through the crowd. The Dudley Boy Family approach Paul Heyman backstage. http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/BubbaRayDudley.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/D-VonDudley.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/DaizyDudley.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/DickDudley.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/BanzaiDudley.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/PaulHeyman.jpg Daizy: We're happy with the Three Way Dance, Paul. Dick Jr: Completely happy. D-Von: But, you see, my brother, we have posession of all four tag title belts. Dick Jr: All four of 'em... yes we do... yes we do. Bubba: So, we think we should have some say in how this thing goes down. Dick Jr: Yes we should. Heyman looks at Big Dick Jr. quizically. Heyman: Is he retarded or something? Dick Jr: No, sir. My mumma says I'm in top percentile of Dudley intolerance. Daizy: Intelligence, Dick. Dick Jr: I'm not intelligent, Daizy. My cousin's a slitty eye, for crying out loud. Ultimo Dudley realises he has been mentioned. Ultimo Dudley: I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I rearry think so. He finishes his interjection with jazz hands. His relatives give him a strange look. Ultimo Dudley: Wha? I no speak Ingrish. Daizy: Dick, honey, intolerance means being a nasty ol' racist. You have your words mixed up. Heyman: He has more than that mixed up. D-Von steps up to Heyman. D-Von: What did you just say, my brother? Heyman: Nothing... you were saying. D-Von: We were saying... we want it to be a Flaming Tables Match. Dick: A Flaming Tables... Bubba: God damn it, Dick. Daizy... Daizy takes the cue and plants a kiss on her half-brother-half-lover to shut him up. Heyman: I'll give it some thought. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a certain urge to get a vassectamy. Heyman walks off, leaving the Dudley clan baffled by so many syllables. http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/bWoMeanie.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/bWoNova.jpgvs.http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/sWoSasuke.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/sWoEspiritu.jpg Both teams come looking they want to make a point. Espiritu and Meanie start as the legal men and the sWo member gains the upper-hand. After a few minutes both men tag in their partners. As Sasuke enters he trips... ...and staggers straight into a Novacaine. 1...2...3! Match Rating: D Taz: Well, that's one way to get a victory, I guess. The bWo head to the back as, in the ring, Sasuke looks pissed with himself. Perhaps the most despised entrance music in industry history blares out of the arena speakers. <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value=" name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src=" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object> Hero: Yes, it is I, the only man capable of bringing light to your squalid lives of dark degradation... The Saviour of ECW... Chris Hero. Callis: Oh, for crying out loud. Hero: Now, in case your feeble powers of concentration prevented you from inheriting the wisdom I have offered in my recent articulations, tonight, as a special present from your friendly neighbourhood Hero, I am here to recite to you... from memory... 'cos I'm just that briliant... not one but two essays. Taz: He has to be joking. Hero: The first is entitled "An objective analysis into the precipitating factors of Chris Hero's Awesomeness". The second, perhaps even more culturally defining than the first, I have dubbed "A case of conclusive evidentiary arguments proving the inferiority of Bret Hart". Now, unlike recent weeks, I will, at least finish one of these. Predictably, Hart bursts through the curtain. http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/BretHart.jpg Hart: You ain't finishing sh*t! See, you started something on Monday night, Hero, but it's gonna be me who finishes it! As Hart strides his way to the ring, Jim Molineaux enters the ring and the bell sounds. http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ChrisHero.jpgvs.http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/BretHart.jpg Hero immediately lays into Hart with the microphone, gaining an early advantage. However, Hart soon comes back with a quick takedown and proceeds to take the rookie to school. Hero sees little offence and is put away with a Sharpshooter in the tenth minute. Match Rating: B+ Kurt Angle is backstage for a shoot promo. http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/KurtAngle.jpg Angle: As you may have guessed from tonight's card, I have had to remove myself from the line-up. It appears my neck has not healed as well as I had hoped and, therefore, my presence in an ECW ring could lead to an even worse injury and I know none of you would want that. However, I do hope to be back very soon. Until then, I'm afraid you will just have to suffice with the less technically proficient members of the roster. The sWo stand in a locker room in front of BW Snow, who, once again, is tied to a chair. http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/sWoSasuke.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/sWoChessman.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/sWoOz.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/sWoCuervo.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/sWoEscoria.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/sWoEspiritu.jpg http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/bWoSnow.jpg Sasuke: Ret him go. The sWo look at their leader bemused. Sasuke: I said ret him go! It is absorutery crear he knows nothing! Chessman unties Snow who, upon getting out of the chair, immediately grabs Head from the floor. Sasuke: Tie his arms. Sasuke seizes Head and Espiritu ties Snow's arms behind his back. Snow: Head! Sasuke: No, Mr Snow, I will not give you head! I will escort you to your fellow bWo members in hop of some form of lansome. Sasuke pushes Snow out of the door and Chessman follows. Sasuke: No, little chess piece, you stay here. Sasuke leads Snow into the corridoor as the camera sollows behind. As soon as they round, the corner, Sasuke unties Snow's hands and high fives him. Snow: Now will you give me head? Taz: What the hell? Callis: Do you... do you think Sasuke's the mole? http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ECWLioness.jpg http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/TracyBrooks2.jpgvs.http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/AlexisLioness.jpg Alexis dominates this one. Traci never looks like making a stand and falls prey to the Alexis Effect in the sixth minute. Match Rating: B- After the match, Daizy Dudley comes running out, closely followed by Beulah McGillicutty. http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/DaizyDudley.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/BeulahMcGillicutty.jpg Daizy seizes the opportunity to lay into a prone Traci. However, Beulah soon takes it to Traci so that a three-way clothes-ripping session ensues. The camera cuts to the back. Sasuke and Snow walk into the bWo locker room. http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/sWoSasuke.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/bWoSnow.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/bWoNova.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/bWoMeanie.jpg Meanie and Nova immediatley head over and slap hands with both Snow and Sasuke. As the camera pans out, a second Sasuke can be seen, sitting tied to a chair just as Snow was before. Nova: Well, played, brother. Meanie: An oscar worthy performance! The first Sasuke removes his mask. http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/bWoStevie.jpg Stevie: Thank you ferras. Snow shoots Stevie an odd look. Stevie: Oh, whatever... Sasuke: Ret me go! I will ray waste to you all! Stevie: I don't think so. You made Snow endure Nash-Cena. So, we have a fate worse than death in store for you! Meanie... Stevie clicks his fingers. Da Blue Guy produces a copy of "The Best of Monday Night Raw" from behind his back. Sasuke: Nooooooooooooooo! http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ReyMysterioWCW.jpgvs.http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/AJStyles.jpg The match is an even contest from the very start as both men display their natural athleticism. In the tenth minute, Styles starts to get the upperhand. However, Ultimo Dragon and Francine emerge from the back. http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/UltimoDragon.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Francine.jpg The distraction means AJ heads to the ropes to confront them. Mysterio capitalises, turning him round for a Huricanrana... ...and flips him into a pinning predicamnet. 1...2...3! Match Ratikng: B+ As the bell rings, Dragon slides into the ring and lays the boots in. Mysterio decides he wants no part in this one as Francine picks up. Francine: Your first mistake, AJ, was calling me a whore but, worse than that, you disrespected one of the pioneers of the style you depend upon... Ultimo Dragon. So, your challenge for Guilty As Charged is accepted. This crowd has been waiting for someone to shut your mouth and Ultimo Dragon will do what Juventud Guerrera couldn't! A figure dressed all in black watches on a backstages monitor. http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/JuventudGuerrera2.jpg He shakes his head in disgust and walks off. http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Taker.jpgvs.http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Raven3.jpg Right from the start, the match is an all out slugfest. However, Taker somewhat predictably gets the advantage due to his sheer power. As such, Raven tries to escape. It is no good, though. Calaway stalks him around ringside and, when caught, Raven is thrown throat-first into the guard rail. After nearly ten minutes of a full-on beatdown, Raven is bloodied and bruised. However, The Nest appear at the entrance-way. http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/CMPunk.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Abyss2.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/TheGiant.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/AlexisLioness.jpg They walk there way down to ringside. But Rhino appears behind them. http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Rhyno.jpg The Man Beast goes on a rampage. He throws Alexis into the guard rail. He then whips both Monsters on top of her in a great show of strength. ...and hits a Death Valley Driver on Punk. Callis: Rhino Just laid out The Nest! He then slides into the ring and charges at Calaway who begins to turn around to face him. Taz: Look out! Taker steps aside. The Gore hits Raven! Calaway covers for the three. Match Rating: A Taz: Wow, Raven's been dominating ECW for months and, right now, he couldn't buy a win. As soon as the bell rings, a wild brawl breaks out between Rhino and Taker. Callis: And the carnage isn't over yet, Taz. The two behemoths trade hard right hands in a titanic struggle. Both men become uneasy on their feet and go into a boxing style clinch to continue the fight. Meanwhile, a clearly sore Raven slides out to ringside and grabs a chair. He rolls back in and blasts Rhino in the back. Taz: Oh, did you hear that shot? Callis: How could you not? But the feel of cold steel seems only to enrage the Man Beast who, turns, seemingly unaffected. Raven darts out of the ring and through the crowd as Rhino sprints aftrer him. Calaway strides his way over the top rope and follows them both through the crowd. Taz: Man, this could last all night! But, attention is diverted as the new champion makes his way to the ring to a standing ovation. http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/OwenChamp.jpg "Thank you, Owen!" *Clap Clap Clap-Clap-Clap* Callis: He's here! It's the new champ! Taz: And would you listen to the noise in this place! Hart: No, thank you! I've had one hell of a career thanks to you guys and, Monday night, I finally earned a World Championship! The cheers become even louder. Hart: So, I'm just out here... Hart is interrupted by Chris Jericho's entrance. http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ChrisJericho.jpg The Lionheart steps through the ropes to meet Owen in the ring. Jericho: Woah... hold on a second! You may have earned that title, Owen, but I'm at least fifty percent of the reason that Raven is no longer the champ. Hart: You reckon, hotshot? Jericho: I know! Hart: ...and I guess you're here to spout some sh*t about being the rightful champion. Jericho: No, Owen. I'm here to challenge you for it! The crowd erupts. Jericho: I beat you. You beat me. It seems only right that, on your apparent retirement night, we settle it once and for all... for the gold! Hart thinks for a second. Hart: Do you know what I think of that idea, Jericho? He pauses. Hart: I think it's fantastic! Jericho nods in appreciation. Hart: But... the last two have been submission matches. I say, this time, we don't just find out who has the better submission hold; I say we find out who the better man is and who is a true champion... in an Ultimate Submission match! Again, the live audience explodes. However, before Jericho can respond, he is blasted in the back by a chairshot from Raven. http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Raven3.jpg Raven lays the boots in as Owen goes to help Jericho. Rhino re-enters the ring, closely followed by "The Soul Taker" http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Rhyno.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Taker.jpg In a matter of seconds, a wild 5-way brawl has begun. Taz: Oh, man. Five of ECW's finest are going at it! Paul Heyman appears at the entrance-way. http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/PaulHeyman.jpg Heyman: Woah... woah... woah! I've only got about a minute before we go off-air but this has got to be sorted out! So, I'm making a match for this time next week. Jericho, you clearly want the title just as much Raven wants to get his hands on you. So, I'm making a Number One Contender's Match between the two of you. Raven and Jericho look satisfied. The others do not. Heyman: But it's not that simple. If Jericho wins, it will indeed be "The Lionheart" versus "The Black Hart" in an Ultimate Submission Match for the World Title at Guilty As Charged. However, Raven, since you wormed your way out of defences against both Rhino and Taker, if you win next week, the title will be defended... in a Four Way Elimination Match... Owen Hart versus Raven versus Rhino versus Mark Calaway! As the crowd pops for a third time and Raven shoots daggers at Heyman, the show goes off air. Show Rating: B+

Cheers bro. They are... a bit . Quote The Raven Nevermore

From ECW.com

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ecwftm.jpg F' The Mainstream Recap http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/DonCallis.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/BamBamBigelow.jpg Don Callis and Bam Bam Bigelow were on announcing duties. Show Rating: D+

Exactly. I'd love to get this back up and running (and I'm sure I will) but I'd prefer to do it properly rather than rush out a show in ten minutes for it to be crap, y'know? I'm sure the opportunity will come soon. Quote The Raven Nevermore