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[QUOTE]"I used to be president, you know, but they tried to have me killed. I dyed myself black and I was nearly killed by an ancient mummy.[/QUOTE] Hee hee. Gotta love Bubba Ho Tep. It was the government that dyed him black and took out part of his brain replacing it with a bag of sand though. He didn't do it himself Guess age is finally getting to him
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[QUOTE=djthefunkchris;235961]Too bad I can't say the same for your render of me, LMAO!! That's completely hillarious, and better then anything I could have come up with.[/QUOTE] I decided that the reason you didnt send me a pic was 'cos you were embarrassed so i deliberatly made you as ugly as i possibly could! :D
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[QUOTE=Clarity;235800]Hee hee. Gotta love Bubba Ho Tep. It was the government that dyed him black and took out part of his brain replacing it with a bag of sand though. He didn't do it himself Guess age is finally getting to him[/QUOTE] Haven't seen the film since it first came out. Can't remember much. But I guess it fits his senile character.
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[QUOTE][CENTER]Dark Match [B]TCP V J.D. Crychon[/B][/CENTER] TCP drew with J.D. Crychon in 7:58 following a double count out. D- [CENTER][B]Adam Phoenix V Rocland[/B][/CENTER] Adam Phoenix defeated Rocland in 7:31 by submission. F[/QUOTE] [CENTER][IMG]http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u270/DirtyRuntzBucket/banner_break_05_13_2007_08_23_40_59.gif[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Being held in front of 23 at Jango Fett Arena, and being taped for televison.[/B] [CENTER][B]Iain Sutherland’s Office[/B] [IMG]http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u270/DirtyRuntzBucket/flamebrain.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u270/DirtyRuntzBucket/rlobb.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I]Sutherland is sorting through some paperwork behind his desk. There is a knock on the door.[/I] [CENTER][B]Sutherland[/B][/CENTER] Come in. [I]Richard Lobb barges into the room looking intensely flustered. He paces up and down the office space.[/I] [CENTER][B]Sutherland[/B][/CENTER] Did you want something? Or are you here to waste my time? Can’t you see I have work to do? [I]Lobb slams his hands down on the desk.[/I] [CENTER][B]Lobb[/B][/CENTER] I don’t want to leave, man. [CENTER][B]Sutherland[/B][/CENTER]What on earth are you chattin’ about? [CENTER][B]Lobb[/B][/CENTER] What you said last week… about some of us losing our jobs… I don’t want to leave! [CENTER][B]Sutherland[/B][/CENTER] That’s down to you. Like I told everyone else, you’re going to have to prove yourself to the new man. Having a hissy-fit in my office ain’t gonna help, you know. [CENTER][B]Lobb[/B][/CENTER] So what are you saying, man. [CENTER][B]Sutherland[/B][/CENTER] What am I saying? I’m saying that you’re in a match tonight against the Death Croc, Scott Childers. [CENTER][B]Lobb[/B][/CENTER] But… but… [CENTER][B]Sutherland[/B][/CENTER] Please the boss and… who knows? E+ [CENTER][IMG]http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u270/DirtyRuntzBucket/jonfun.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u270/DirtyRuntzBucket/wrestlemaniac.jpg[/IMG] [B]Jon Thunder V WrestleManiac[/B][/CENTER] WrestleManiac defeated Jon Thunder in 12:47 by pinfall when Panix ran in and attacked Thunder. F+ [CENTER][B]Locker Room[/B] [CENTER][IMG]http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u270/DirtyRuntzBucket/scottchilders.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Scott Childers[/B][/CENTER] You lousy, useless ! You have no idea, you !! Our job is on the line!!! It’s no good, winning every match!!!! We have to !!!!! [I]The camera pans out and Scott Childers is seen shouting at his own reflection. [/I] [CENTER][B]TEWF GREY DOG CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT ROUND 1 [IMG]http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u270/DirtyRuntzBucket/ndp.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u270/DirtyRuntzBucket/D16NJD16.jpg[/IMG] NDP V D16NJD16 [/B][/CENTER] D16NJD16 defeated NDP in 12:42 by pinfall with a Super Kick. E [CENTER]STAGE RAMP [IMG]http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u270/DirtyRuntzBucket/adamryland.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [I]After the match Don Adam Ryland steps out.[/I] [CENTER][B]DON RYLAND[/B][/CENTER] I have some serious news to announce tonight. After receiving a complaint from both Joose2001 and Jon Thunder I have been forced to acknowledge their grievances. It concerns the interference in both their matches by Panix. Now, Panix is a close friend of mine and I have no inclination to destroy that friendship. Really, Joose and Jon, I don’t know what you expected me to do about this. My compromise is this: On next weeks TWEF TV Panix will face Jon Thunder one-on-one. I make no apologies for this decision and my decision is final. The grievance from both men rests on your shoulders Jon Tnunder. If you want justice it is in your hands. [CENTER][B]TEWF GREY DOG CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT ROUND 1 [CENTER][IMG]http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u270/DirtyRuntzBucket/Mystic3.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u270/DirtyRuntzBucket/blasphemyweed.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] Charles Zulas V George Corner[/B][/CENTER] Charles Zulas defeated George Corner in 13:27 by pinfall. F+ [CENTER][B]BACKSTAGE[/B] [IMG]http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u270/DirtyRuntzBucket/remianen.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] Remanien stares into the camera for nearly half a minute. [CENTER][B]Remanien[/B][/CENTER] I take my orders from a higher power. This current crises is a godsend. Too much deadwood needs to be chipped away. Too many people whinging like unbearablely bratty children, or babbling like moronic fools. This company needs a shake up. It needs somebody to take it by its overlong, lank hair, give is a sharp tug and delivere one hell of a bitch slap! But… these things take time, and all shall be revealed. [CENTER][IMG]http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u270/DirtyRuntzBucket/scottchilders.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u270/DirtyRuntzBucket/rlobb.jpg[/IMG] [B]Scott Childers V Richard Lobb[/B][/CENTER] Scott “Death Croc” Childers defeated Richard Lobb in 15:45 by pinfall. E- E- Show considered a success [QUOTE]Prebooked matches: Panix V Jon Thunder[/QUOTE]
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