UFC-KING Posted September 6, 2008 Share Posted September 6, 2008 [CENTER]It was a quiet day in South Park, Colorado, as Eric Cartman, Kyle Broflovski, Stan Marsh, Butters and Kenny were walking home from school. At school, Cartman was brutally beaten by Craig, one of the boys from his class. All day Cartman was made fun of. Cartman : Alright Guys, what Craig did to me at school today, Never happened, Alright ? Kyle : No way dude, you got what was coming fatass Stan : Yeah dude, you sucked. Cartman : Ay ! Shut Up, I didn't get beat up, I was just slow cause I had to take a Dump ! Kyle : Well maybe if you didn't eat so much you wouldn't get beat up so bad then huh ? Kenny : Mfhmhmahfhamfmmfhmhamfh fhmahfmh fmhmfhamhfmhfm... Stan : Yeah Cartman, Kenny's right, you need to learn how to fight Cartman : Ay ! Stop with the crap okay, i could kick anyones ass in a wrestling match Butters : Gee, I dunno Cartman Kyle : No, No Butters, OK Fatass, Care to Make a Wager on that ? Cartman : Hell yeah, but if I win, you have to suck my Balls Kyle Kyle : Fine, But you are gonna get your ass kicked so bad[/CENTER] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UFC-KING Posted September 6, 2008 Author Share Posted September 6, 2008 Alright so uber im pissed off that i was left off the Surf Slam card. Dude all those guys can kiss my big fat ass. And Kyle, You better be gettin ready to suck my balls buddy... Oh, and mom, I sorta lost 1,785 $ tonight, so, uhhh, yeah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UFC-KING Posted September 7, 2008 Author Share Posted September 7, 2008 God Damn those CZCX or whatever the hell that ***** Promotion was called, i quit, So i signed with 5 different promotions, And with the extra money i made from a signing bonus, I can buy some cans of Beefcake 4000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
critical-23 Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 Wow!! Please. . . . .keep. . . . .this. . . . .up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UFC-KING Posted September 13, 2008 Author Share Posted September 13, 2008 God damn these stupid 4C Wrestlers wont book me, Its like waiting for the Nintendo Wii to come out Its Wrang, Wraaanngg And Plus i lost more money I Mean seriously this is worst than when i bought pubes from Scott Tenorman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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