sprinklefurball Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 [A letter to wwe fans as seen on wwe.com on March 1, 2009] Dear WWE Fans, 11 years as his father's champion and he's basically ignored me, but Vince McMahon has finally given me the recognition I deserve, I get to be the C.E.O. of his wrestling federation, the problem is, I'm 73 years old. This was me in my glory days: http://bruno.myfastsite.com/files/2007/07/bruno_02.jpg This is me now: http://slam.canoe.ca/Slam/Wrestling/Gallery/RingOfHonor/2007/03/31/3_2_bruno_inring.jpg Signed Bruno Sammartino, WWE C.E.O. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Raw preview Cryme Time vs. Miz & Morrison - World Tag Titles Team Priceless vs. Carlito & Primo - WWE Tag Titles William Regal vs. Finlay vs. Umaga vs. Vladmir Kozlov Santino Marella vs. CM Punk - WWE Intercontinental Title John Cena vs. JBL Shawn Michaels vs. Rey Mysterio ~~~~~~~~~~~~ The WWE would like to announce the acquisition of its' newest Developmental league: SHIMMER Women's Athletes. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ WWE is proud to announce the first two legends to be inducted into the Hall of fame (live on USA for 2 hours, the day before Wrestlemania) this year: http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w15/TheWho87EWR/Wrestlers/KyKy/S%20Images/Steve_Austin7.jpg Stone Cold Steve Austin, a man who needs absolutely no introduction at all, a legend in his own time, and one of the most entertaining performers in WWE history. He had historic matches and/or rivalries with Bret Hart, Mankind*tm, The Undertaker, Triple H, The Rock and most notably our second induction this year: http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w15/TheWho87EWR/Wrestlers/KyKy/V%20Images/Vince_McMahon15.jpg Vince K. McMahon, or Mr. McMahon as he is known, is the reason the WWE and wrestling in general is what it is today, he is one of the most creative minds in wrestling and is a very charismatic individual, who not only owns the WWE but also occasionally wrestles. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ And remember wrestling fans stay tuned to WWE the day after Wrestlemania for we will be holding a very special 3 hour WWE Draft episode of Raw, including all of your favorite superstars from Raw, Smackdown! and ECW! This includes a special announcement regarding the future of the ECW brand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UFC-KING Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 Cryme Time vs. Miz & Morrison - World Tag Titles Team Priceless vs. Carlito & Primo - WWE Tag Titles William Regal vs. Finlay vs. Umaga vs. Vladmir Kozlov Santino Marella vs. CM Punk - WWE Intercontinental Title John Cena vs. JBL Shawn Michaels vs. Rey Mysterio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tizzyt Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 Wow.... Bruno as WWE CEO? I'll be checking this out... BRING BACK THE OLD SCHOOL!!!!! Cryme Time vs. Miz & Morrison - World Tag Titles Team Priceless vs. Carlito & Primo - WWE Tag Titles William Regal vs. Finlay vs. Umaga vs. Vladmir Kozlov You need either a good foreigner over as a heel or a savage, as much as I dislike him, I think he has more drawing power than Umaga.. Plus... The Russian heel always draws big heat Santino Marella vs. CM Punk - WWE Intercontinental Title John Cena vs. JBL Shawn Michaels vs. Rey Mysterio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sprinklefurball Posted March 9, 2009 Author Share Posted March 9, 2009 WWE Raw Monday, March 2, 2009 http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w15/TheWho87EWR/Wrestlers/KyKy/M%20Images/Michael_Cole.jpghttp://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w15/TheWho87EWR/Wrestlers/KyKy/J%20Images/Jerry_Lawler.jpg Michael Cole: Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to Monday Night Raw, I'm Michael Cole alongside Jerry Lawler, and we're live from the Dunkin Donuts Center in Providence, Rhode Island! Jerry Lawler: Wait, cole, you're never gonna believe this! Oh My Gawd Michael Cole: And it appears we're being joined by a special guest tonight. http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w15/TheWho87EWR/Wrestlers/KyKy/J%20Images/Joey_Styles4.jpg Joey Styles: You thought you'd never see my beautiful face on your screen, but I'm back, Joey Styles is here! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *Brooklyn, Brooklyn* http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w15/TheWho87EWR/Wrestlers/KyKy/J%20Images/JTG2.jpghttp://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w15/TheWho87EWR/Wrestlers/KyKy/S%20Images/Shad_Gaspard7.jpg JTG & Shad: Hey yo yo yo yo yo! Yo! Yo! Shad: Our opponents tonight are The Miz And John Morrison. *Crowd boos* JTG: We have a chance at bringing the World Tag team titles back to raw where they belong right here, in Providence, Rhode Island! *crowd pops* Shad: That's right, and before that, we have some premium quality merchandise to sell! JTG: Let's see what we have today Shad, ooh... A Manthong found in...John Morrison's Bag? Shad: That's right JTG, now, who wants this horribly disgusting find? JTG: I don't think they want it, man... Shad: Well, we sure as he...ck... don't want it! JTG: Sure as heck? Did you just say sure as heck? Shad: Man, WWE's PG now! Rating: C- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w15/TheWho87EWR/Wrestlers/KyKy/J%20Images/JTG2.jpg & http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w15/TheWho87EWR/Wrestlers/KyKy/S%20Images/Shad_Gaspard7.jpg vs. http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w15/TheWho87EWR/Wrestlers/KyKy/J%20Images/John_Morrison3.jpg & http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w15/TheWho87EWR/Wrestlers/KyKy/M%20Images/Mike_Mizanin7.jpg The match is a back and forth contest, John Morrison purposely knocked the ref out, so that The Miz could get a weapon when all of the sudden, M.V.P. and R-truth come out of nowhere and beat up Morrison & The Miz, it didn't seem to be enough though, because once the ref was up jtg went for the pin on Morrison and Morrison got his shoulder up and Miz & Morrison defeated Cryme Time, making a successful defence of their Tag Team Titles. Winners and still WWE World Tag Team Champions: http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w15/TheWho87EWR/Wrestlers/KyKy/J%20Images/John_Morrison3.jpg & http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w15/TheWho87EWR/Wrestlers/KyKy/M%20Images/Mike_Mizanin7.jpg Rating: C- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w15/TheWho87EWR/Wrestlers/KyKy/E%20Images/Eddie_Colon2.jpg & http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w15/TheWho87EWR/Wrestlers/KyKy/C%20Images/Carlito10.jpg Carlito: We're here to defend our titles against some Cody Rhodes and Ted Dibiase, two guys who are definitely not cool. Primo: That's right, brother, and I know that we'll beat them, because... Carlito: Whoa, now, brother, who said you could speak, I was in the middle of a sentence. Primo: But, you just interupted me... Carlito: No I didn't. Primo: Yeah, ya did! Carlito: No I didn't Magn! [Carlito fumes and looks like he's about to explode and beat up Primo, when he hugs him] Carlito: Just kidding, bro! Rating: C ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w15/TheWho87EWR/Wrestlers/KyKy/E%20Images/Eddie_Colon2.jpg & http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w15/TheWho87EWR/Wrestlers/KyKy/C%20Images/Carlito10.jpg vs. http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w15/TheWho87EWR/Wrestlers/KyKy/C%20Images/Cody_Rhodes4.jpg & http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w15/TheWho87EWR/Wrestlers/KyKy/T%20Images/Ted_DiBiase_Jr2.jpg This was a pretty straight forward match with a finish that saw Cody Rhodes doing a Silver Sppon DDT on Primo Colon and then pinning him for the three count. The Winners and new WWE Tag Team Champions: http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w15/TheWho87EWR/Wrestlers/KyKy/C%20Images/Cody_Rhodes4.jpg & http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w15/TheWho87EWR/Wrestlers/KyKy/T%20Images/Ted_DiBiase_Jr2.jpg Rating: C ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Money In The Bank Preview Match #1 Fatal Four Way Elimination Match http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w15/TheWho87EWR/Wrestlers/KyKy/W%20Images/William_Regal2.jpg vs. http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w15/TheWho87EWR/Wrestlers/KyKy/F%20Images/Finlay2.jpg vs. http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w15/TheWho87EWR/Wrestlers/KyKy/U%20Images/Umaga8.jpg vs. http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w15/TheWho87EWR/Wrestlers/KyKy/V%20Images/Vladimir_Kozlov4.jpg Regal was eliminated first, followed by Umaga, The Moscow Mauler eliminated all 3 other men to win the match. The winner of this match, http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w15/TheWho87EWR/Wrestlers/KyKy/V%20Images/Vladimir_Kozlov4.jpg Rating: B- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ La vittoria è mia, è mia http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w15/TheWho87EWR/Wrestlers/KyKy/S%20Images/Santino_Marella14.jpg Hello, ladies and uh... gentlemen... I would like to introduce you to the first live edition of Santino's Casa! I am here tonight going up against The BM Dahnk! And once I am done beating this stupid ah person. I shall celebrate by beating him and 4 other ah stupid people in the Money In The Bank Ladder match, and finally bring one of the Titles back to the great country of Italy. Whether it be Santino Marella, World Champion, Santino Marella ECW Champion, or Santino Marella Heavyweight Champion. I will win and I will not let you ever have a title shot, BM Dahnk! Ooh, Yay I like to dahnk my oreo cookies in milk, because I never drink alcohol or smoke cigarettes, I am so special, I am great. Well think again, Mistar Dunk, for Santino Marella has your days nahmbered! Rating: B+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Money In The Bank Preview Match #2 http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w15/TheWho87EWR/Wrestlers/KyKy/S%20Images/Santino_Marella14.jpg vs. http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w15/TheWho87EWR/Wrestlers/KyKy/C%20Images/CM_Punk.jpg CM Punk and Santino Marella fought a battle, that would've been better left on the drawing board, in this match, Finlay came out to beat up Santino, but Kozlov, Regal and Umaga came out to save Santino from the beating, the ref came to as Santino was standing tall, everybody else was outside the ring, and Santino pinned CM Punk. The Winner of this match, http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w15/TheWho87EWR/Wrestlers/KyKy/S%20Images/Santino_Marella14.jpg Rating: C+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Your Time is up My time is now, you can't see me, my time is now... http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w15/TheWho87EWR/Wrestlers/KyKy/J%20Images/John_Cena7.jpg My match tonight is up against John...Bradshaw...Layfield... And I know that you people wanna see JBL win. Oh wait a minute, I'm sorry, just about nobody wants to see JBL Win. So all of your wishes will come true as I will beat JBL... tonight, in Providence, Rhode Island! rating: B+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w15/TheWho87EWR/Wrestlers/KyKy/J%20Images/John_Cena7.jpg vs. http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w15/TheWho87EWR/Wrestlers/KyKy/J%20Images/JBL9.jpg As John Cena was starting the match, Chris Jericho interfered and gave him a codebreaker. Later in the match, Big Show interfered on Cena, causing the match to end in disqualification. The winner of this match, http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w15/TheWho87EWR/Wrestlers/KyKy/J%20Images/John_Cena7.jpg ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w15/TheWho87EWR/Wrestlers/KyKy/S%20Images/Shawn_Michaels15.jpg vs. http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w15/TheWho87EWR/Wrestlers/KyKy/R%20Images/Rey_Mysterio21.jpg In what was a batlle of the ages, and nearly a wrestlemania-quality match michaels and mysterio fought to a draw, due to interference on both of them from Big Show and JBL. No Winner. B+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [Camera pans to a local bar where Vince McMahon and Triple H are celebrating Vince's upcoming Hall Of Fame induction. A few unseen people are around them someone's reading a newspaper next to Triple H, and another is reading a playboy next to Vince.] Triple H: It's a great oppurtunity for all of us Vince, and I'm totally, completely proud of you. Vince: Ya know, thanks alot Hunter. Triple H, Vince... What the hell are you sons a bitches doing here? [The man with the playboy puts it down and reveals himself to be Steve Austin] Stone Cold Steve Austin: Aw, hell, I'm just playin with you boys, I'm just here to sell some stevewisers... Triple H: Austin, you own this place? Austin: Hell yeah man, ever since I retired, I've been looking for something to do, and well, this right here is my fine establishment. Triple H: Well, as long as you're doing something productive with yourself, unlike some people *cough* Mick foley *cough*. Vince: Hahaha, that's right Hunter, so Austin, we're both being inducted into the hall of fame this year. Austin: That's right McMahon, me and you, the biggest rivals in the history of the WWE being inducted into the hall of fame. You think you're the biggest rivals ever, but you have no idea, Triple H and I will change all of that, I've already destroyed all of the other McMahons save for Linda, I plan on destroying you Triple H. [The man reading the newspaper throws his drink at Triple H and puts his newspaper down, revealing himself to be Randy Orton.] HHH: What the hell are you doing here? Randy Orton: I can't wait to put an end to the McMahon legacy by destroying you...Triple H... Austin: Whoa, boy, this is my bar, and if you wanna start somethin' with my patrons then I'm gonna have to... Orton: What Steve, are you gonna open up a can of whoop ass? At your age? I'd like to see you try. Austin: I don't have to, I have security. [two security guards come out and start taking Randy Orton out of the bar, Randy's eyes grow and he struggles with the security guards nearly knocking the both of them out, before finally being subdued and kicked out] HHH: Serves him right... McMahon: Triple H... come on now... he has 'IED' Austin: There ain't no such thing, it's all a sham... HHH: Believe us, if we had a way to prove it was, we would. rating: B+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Final Results: Cryme Time vs. Miz & Morrison - World Tag Titles Team Priceless vs. Carlito & Primo - WWE Tag Titles William Regal vs. Finlay vs. Umaga vs. Vladmir Kozlov Santino Marella vs. CM Punk - WWE Intercontinental Title John Cena vs. JBL Shawn Michaels vs. Rey Mysterio [Draw] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ tizzyt - 2/6 UFC-KING - 3/6 Congrats UFC-KING you won! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ecw on Sci-Fi preview: Katie Lea Burchill vs. Gail Kim Jesse & Festus vs. Curt Hawkins & Zack Ryder Kizarny vs. DJ Gabriel vs. Ryan Braddock Jack Swagger & Brian Kendrick vs. MVP & R-Truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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