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USPW STARS, STRIPES AND SLAMS!

Tuesday Week 4 January 2008

Location: Louisiana Auditorium

Attendance: 8,805

Overall Rating: C+

PPV Buyrate: .61

 

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[The fans in the Louisiana Auditorium are on their feet as the show opens up! Several fans do their best to get their signs up on the air:

 

'DUDE!'

'Jurassic Power Outage!'

'I am the GIANT!'

'SWF and TCW fear USPW!'

 

are just a few of the signs that are held up by the crowd!]

 

Danny Jillefski

"Hello everyone and welcome to USPW Stars, Stripes...AND SLAMS! I'm Danny Jillefski sitting alongside Alicia Strong. Alicia, it's good to have you here."

 

Alicia Strong

"It's great to be here in front of this awesome crowd and on the very first pay-per-view in USPW's history! It's all just...AWESOME!"

 

Danny Jillefski

"Right, Alicia. We've got a lot of great wrestling action tonight, including a main event where James Justice defends the USPW World Title against the Jurassic Power known as T-Rex!"

 

Alicia Strong

"T-Rex is definitely NOT awesome! But James Justice is."

 

Danny Jillefski

"James Justice is what?"

 

Alicia Strong

"AWESOME!"

 

Danny Jillefski

"Alright. Now, let's head up to the opening bout here on Stars, Stripes And Slams!"

 

Alicia Strong

"Awesome!"

 

[Cut to the ring.]

 

Match #1

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Jack Avatar vs. Jumbo Jackson

 

[Of course Jumbo Jackson had Shane Sneer at ringside with him. This was a decent opening bout to get people hyped for the pay-per-view. Avatar used some technical wrestling, focusing on the arm of Jumbo Jackson and keeping him down on the mat. Everyone's the same size on the mat, right? But a yank of the hair pulled Jumbo back into control and the larger man pummeled Avatar in the corner. Referee Jez McArthuer came over and pulled Jumbo back, leaving an opening for a hit with Shane Sneer's shoe! Avatar started to crumple in the corner and he took a Jumbo Avalanche from Jumbo Jackson. Jackson made the cover and got the three count and the victory.]

 

Winner: Jumbo Jackson

Match Rating: C-

 

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[bruce is shown backstage to some cheers from the crowd as he prepares by punching light punches to a punching bag. After about a minute of this, the door to his locker room opens and in walks...

 

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SHANE SNEER!

 

Bruce gives Shane a look but Shane raises his arms up quickly.]

 

Shane Sneer

"Tonight is your night, big man. It's your night to show all these humanoids watching on tv that you are the one true giant here in USPW and you should be respected. Tonight, you can't just beat Giant Redwood. You have to annihilate him. Leave no doubt in anyone's mind that you are no hamandegger."

 

Bruce The Giant

"Thanks for the vote of confidence there, mate. But you've never been my friend. I'm gonna do things my way and I will earn that respect. Now, g'day!"

 

[shane nods and smiles and walks off. Just what does he have planned?]

 

Match #2

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USPW World Tag Team Titles Match

The Towers of Power defend vs. The Forces of America

 

[Even though this was a title match, it definitely cooled down the crowd after that hot opener and the presence of Bruce The Giant. Captain USA spent a lot of time as the face-in-peril and he was exhausted by the time the match came to a close. He made the hot tag to Jim Force and Jim dominated both Towers of Power, looking like he was going to lead his team to the titles. He got Mick Muscles set up for the Full Force but he was knocked from behind with a belt shot by Danny Rushmore, causing the DQ and saving the belts for the Towers!]

 

Winners: The Forces of America (By DQ, No Titles Changed Hands)

Match Rating: D-

 

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[Heading backstage again, this time Jack Griffith is shown stumbling down a hallway with a bottle wrapped in a brown paper bag. He takes the occassional swig from the bottle and he approaches another new wrestler for USPW:

 

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He smiles as he pats the guy on the shoulder.]

 

Jack Griffith

"Alright, now, remember I hired you! *hiccup!* You are my alcoholic ninja! The first member of my Alcoholic Security Squad. You should feel very lucky and honoured to be an A.S.S. on television. There are a lot of people who would be an A.S.S. for free but you get to be an A.S.S. on television and get paid for it! Now, let's go and have a party!"

 

[The alcoholic ninja slides his arms up and across his chest and then helps Jack Griffith walk without saying anything as they move down the hallway backstage.]

 

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[Jack and the ninja pass by Peter Valentine and Valentine just shakes his head as he continues on. Within the background, someone can be heard counting..]

 

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Des Davids

"Blue 23! Blue 23! Red 76! SET! HUT!"

 

[Des Davids comes charging down the hallway and takes down Peter Valentine with a football tackle! Des gets up and starts pointing toward Valentine!]

 

Des Davids

"Whoooo! Yeah! That's the way we tackle, baby! If you can't stand the heat then just stay out of the kitchen, right? YEAH!"

 

[Des gives a quick stomp on Valentine as he walks by him. And then it's time to head to the ring.]

 

Match #3

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Wanda Fish vs. Joanne Rodriguez

 

[These two bring their feud over from AAA here to USPW to a decent match though hardly spectacular. The two seemed to know each other from previous bouts though and that lead to some good counters of each other's holds. Wanda was the more skilled out of the two and it did show throughout the bout. Wanda Fish nailed Joanne with the Dish Of The Day and got the three count.]

 

Winner: Wanda Fish

Match Rating: D+

 

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[Cut backstage to the interview area and our resident USPW World Champion James Justice gets a good crowd pop!]

 

James Justice

"DUDES! So, like, tonight, you know, I am gonna be totally stepping into the ring with T-Rex. He is one big bad dude, you know. But you know what? I am, like, totally, one bigger, badder dude! T-Rex's? Aren't those like extinct or something? Or maybe there's just, like, one left. Well, since there is totally just one left then they should call you an endagered species before tonight because tonight I am gonna totally make you one extinct dude and prove that I AM the best!"

 

[James flexes for a moment before it's back to the ring.]

 

Match #4

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USPW Women's Title Match

Cherry Bomb defends vs. Suzanne Brazzle

 

[These two definitely looked out of sync tonight and especially for a major pay-per-view match. Another one that brought the crowd's mood down as they didn't care to see the two women battling it out. Suzanne Brazzle went for a DDT on Cherry Bomb but Bomb held onto the ropes, bringing Brazzle down to hit the back of her head on the mat. Cherry Bomb took the opportunity to roll up Brazzle and put her feet on the ropes to get the three count.]

 

Winner: Cherry Bomb

Match Rating: D-

 

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[Cut backstage to another interview area where Sheik Mustafa stands side by side with the top contender tonight: T-Rex]

 

Sheik Mustafa

"James Justice, you puny American, this is Sheik Mustafa here representing the man who is going to be taking your title tonight: The Jurassic Power T-Rex! Tonight, you will end up just like all of these other Americans who have lost all their money in this bad economy here in America. You will end up homeless and out on the street! James Justice, prepare to suffer the ultimate punishment when T-Rex hooks on the Jurassic Crush and you have to submit because nobody gets out of the Jurassic Crush! Nobody!"

 

[T-Rex growls menacingly into the camera.]

 

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[in another area backstage, Nicky Champion is hitting a punching bag that looks like the same one Bruce was hitting earlier. The door opens to the locker room and in comes Sam Strong.]

 

Sam Strong

"Alright, kid, tonight's your night. Tonight, you prove to Steven Parker that he is NOT the future but that you are. I have taught you and taught you well, my son, now it is time you go out and show it. You are best wrestling student inside, now it's time to let it out!"

 

Nicky Champion

"Alright, Sam. It's time to get the job done. I'm ready for it!"

 

[sam pats Nicky on the back and watches him go for this major match tonight and defense of his title.]

 

Match #5

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USPW World Television Title Match

Nicky Champion vs. Steven Parker

 

[A decent match by USPW standards here as two men who are looked at as the future for our industry go one on one. Nicky was the one that was more of the brawler in this match while Parker wore him down with more traditional technical wrestling. Parker went for the Future Shock midway through the match but was thrown off by Nicky Champion. And subsequently Parker ducked the Hawkeye Hammer attempt by Champion. The match truly went back and forth between these two until Parker hit a low blow on Champion. He hooked him up and dropped him with the Future Shock following the low blow and made the cover and we have a new USPW World Television Champion!]

 

Winner: Steven Parker

Match Rating: D+

 

Match #6

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Giant Redwood vs. Bruce The Giant

 

[The battle of the giants began with a videotape recapping the attacks made by Giant Redwood on Bruce and then the subsequent attack by Bruce on Giant Redwood backstage. Then the two men made their entrance.

 

There was a definite lack of selling of moves on both men's parts but that should come as no surprise to anyone who has seen these two men in action, right? But this match was definitely better than a lot of people thought it could be. The match went back and forth early on until Bruce started showing a more violent streak that he hasn't shown in a long time. He rammed Redwood's head against the ringpost and then against the steel guardrail! A DDT in the middle of the ring broke Redwood's forehead open finally! Bruce continued on the attack with Redwood, sending him slamming into the turnbuckles and punching away at him! Redwood reversed this and with blood streaming down his forehead he started punching away at Bruce!

 

Redwood set up Bruce between his legs for a piledriver but Bruce hit a low-blow while the referee wasn't looking! The crowd wasn't sure how to take this from Bruce The Giant. Bruce sent Giant Redwood into the steel post behind the turnbuckles, opening up that cut further. Bruce brought Redwood to the mat and began throwing more punches. Finally referee Baby Jamie stepped in and called the match over because Redwood can't continue!]

 

Winner: Bruce The Giant

Match Rating: C-

 

[Following the match, Bruce continued his assault on Redwood, lifting up the red haired man and grabbing his throat! Redwood, tried to lift a hand to say no more but Bruce walked over and CHOKE SLAMMED Giant Redwood over the top rope to the floor! Redwood lay in a crumpled heap on the ground as Bruce looked down at him for a moment and then turned, raising his arm to a mixed reaction from the crowd. He turned and exited the ring as EMTs came to check on Giant Redwood.]

 

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Alicia Strong

"That was sooo not awesome!"

 

Danny Jillefski

"Maybe now Bruce will get some respect around here!"

 

Alicia Strong

"Ending men's careers like that is so not awesome, Danny!"

 

Danny Jillefski

"But you know what IS awesome? Our main event tonight and it is coming up next!"

 

Alicia Strong

"AWESOME!"

 

Match #7

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USPW World Title Match

James Justice defends vs. T-Rex

 

[Our main event tonight and what a contest it is! It is the match of the year so far here in USPW as James Justice defends the USPW World Title against the Jurassic Power T-Rex. Both men came down to the ring and stared at each other from opposite corners. T-Rex got some last minute instructions from Sheik Mustafa and the bell sounded.

 

The match begin with some good brawling and a little bit of stalling from T-Rex. When Justice got the momentum, he slid outside the ring and began speaking with the Sheik before sliding back in and using an eye rake to get the advantage over the Champion. T-Rex began pummeling Justice in the corner and as the referee pulled him back, Sheik Mustafa jumped on the apron and choked Justice! The crowd booed this move as the Sheik was down off the apron before the referee turned back around. T-Rex sent Justice into the ropes - samoan drop! T-Rex made a cover: 1 -- kickout! Justice is not done yet! T-Rex continued a focus on the back and on the shoulders of Justice for the next several minutes. He gave several stomps to the back and then hooked on a camel clutch! The crowd began that familiar chant of 'DUDE, DUDE, DUDE!' trying to energize their favorite wrestler! Justice was finally able to get up and reverse the camel clutch by falling backward on top of T-Rex!

 

Justice rolled off and was slow to get to his feet, using the ropes. He gave T-Rex a big body slam though but held his back afterward because of the pain in it. He fought through it though and caught T-Rex with a spinebuster! Justice threw off his elbow pad to the crowd and bounced off the ropes. He did the little shimmy - DUDE KNEE DROP!! Justice makes a cover: 1 -- 2 -- KICKOUT! T-Rex isn't done yet either! Justice pulled T-Rex up and shot him off to the ropes. Justice lowered his head too soon and caught a knee lift from T-Rex that sent him right into a bear hug! T-Rex began to squeeze the life out of James Justice! The crowd booed that, clapping their hands and stomping their feet, trying to get Justice to fight back even as Justice started to slump. The referee grabbed his arm and raised it -- it dropped! The referee grabbed his arm again and raised it -- it dropped a SECOND time! The referee grabbed his arm and raised it once more -- it...stayed up!

 

Justice began pumping his hand to the rhythm of the claps before boxing the ears of T-Rex! It took three times before T-Rex released the hold! Justice bounced off the ropes -- CLOTHESLINE! He took down T-Rex with two more clotheslines and got the adrenaline pumping! Justice sent T-Rex into the corner and climbed up, raising a fist and slamming it down and with each punch (10 to be exact) the crowd chanted 'DUDE, DUDE, DUDE.' After the last one, he dropped down and set up T-Rex for the Liberation Slam! But T-Rex elbowed his way out of it! T-Rex charged at Justice - Justice dodges, sending T-Rex outside to the floor!

 

James Justice follows his challenger out to the floor but gets distracted by the presence of Sheik Mustafa! Justice chases Sheik Mustafa outside the ring, giving T-Rex a chance to recover. The Sheik finally manages to duck out of the way and T-Rex gives James Justice a clothesline! T-Rex sends James Justice into the ringpost and then hooks on the Jurassic Crush outside the ring! James Justice tries to break the hold, fighting with all his might! T-Rex senses the strength that James still has so slams him down face-first onto the mats outside the ring. T-Rex hears something from Sheik Mustafa and quickly rolls inside the ring! A second later, the bell sounds.]

 

Winner: T-Rex (by countout, No Title Changes Hands)

Match Rating: B

 

[The crowd boos the win by T-Rex and the Jurassic Power rolls outside the ring, lifting up the USPW World Champion and hitting him with the Extinction outside the ring! Sheik Mustafa raises T-Rex's hand and T-Rex swipes the USPW World Title belt as the show comes to a close with Alicia Strong's this is NOT awesome!]

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USPWWrestling.com...

 

Following the pay-per-view, it's still anyone's race to win right now!

 

1. DeBones=23 wins

2. FlameSnoopy=20 wins

3. Hyde Hill=19 wins

4. Lexa90=16 wins

5. Marcel Fromage=10 wins

6. UKWrestleFan=5 wins

Jaded=5 wins

 

Still plenty of time for those of you who wish to get on board!

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USPWWrestling.com...

 

What a pay-per-view event we had last night! We saw Bruce The Giant absolutely demolish Giant Redwood to the point where the referee had to stop the match! And Bruce will be in action here tonight!

 

We also had T-Rex defeat the USPW World Champion James Justice by countout, which means that he won the match but not the belt. That definitely didn't sit well with T-Rex and Sheik Mustafa. T-Rex left the building last night with the belt and I don't think he's planning on giving it back any time soon. Our World Champion James Justice WILL be in action tonight though as he goes one on one with Jumbo Jackson, another winner last night. But this will be a non title affair.

 

Jack Avatar will try to move toward some winning ways as he takes on 'Southern Justice' Jack Griffith. A couple of our finest ladies will be in action and a big match tonight as Canadian Champion Steve Flash goes one one with zombie Madman Boone! We'll also give you an update on Giant Redwood. PLUS MORE!

 

Bruce The Giant vs. Lex Appeal

Stephanie Wade vs. Joanne Rodriguez

Des Davids vs. the in-ring debut of Sgt. Bubba Lee West

Jack Griffith vs. Jack Avatar

Steve Flash vs. Madman Boone

Non Title: James Justice vs. Jumbo Jackson

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Bruce The Giant vs. Lex Appeal

Stephanie Wade vs. Joanne Rodriguez

Des Davids vs. the in-ring debut of Sgt. Bubba Lee West

Jack Griffith vs. Jack Avatar

Steve Flash vs. Madman Boone

Non Title: James Justice vs. Jumbo Jackson

 

Btw how the hell did you get Steven Parker hadn't the SWF nabbed him yet, also if you want to get to national invest heavily in Nicky Champion as he won't leave you.

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Bruce The Giant vs. Lex Appeal

Stephanie Wade vs. Joanne Rodriguez

Des Davids vs. the in-ring debut of Sgt. Bubba Lee West

Jack Griffith vs. Jack Avatar

Steve Flash vs. Madman Boone

Non Title: James Justice vs. Jumbo Jackson

 

Btw how the hell did you get Steven Parker hadn't the SWF nabbed him yet, also if you want to get to national invest heavily in Nicky Champion as he won't leave you.

 

I tried to sign Parker on the first day and was able to sign him and so far the SWF or TCW hasn't come after him. I am sure that they will eventually, along with several other wrestlers on my roster.

 

And I agree with the Nicky Champion investment. In one of my prior games, SWF or TCW tried to sign him and he remained loyal to USPW.

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Bruce The Giant vs. Lex Appeal - Squash.

Stephanie Wade vs. Joanne Rodriguez

Des Davids vs. the in-ring debut of Sgt. Bubba Lee West - Bubba wins his debut.

Jack Griffith vs. Jack Avatar

Steve Flash vs. Madman Boone

Non Title: James Justice vs. Jumbo Jackson - I'm guessing T-Rex will interfere and beat the crap out of Justice. Yay! :D

 

Great PPV Angel! Getting Steven Parker is a rare thing and I didn't think he'd win the TV title. And I can't believe T-Rex won!:D Though he didn't win the title.:(

 

KUTGW!

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Bruce The Giant vs. Lex Appeal - Squash.

Stephanie Wade vs. Joanne Rodriguez

Des Davids vs. the in-ring debut of Sgt. Bubba Lee West - Bubba wins his debut.

Jack Griffith vs. Jack Avatar

Steve Flash vs. Madman Boone

Non Title: James Justice vs. Jumbo Jackson - I'm guessing T-Rex will interfere and beat the crap out of Justice. Yay! :D

 

Great PPV Angel! Getting Steven Parker is a rare thing and I didn't think he'd win the TV title. And I can't believe T-Rex won!:D Though he didn't win the title.:(

 

KUTGW!

 

By the way, thanks for the comments! I read them all and appreciate them and glad to see I inspired a new USPW game. Also glad to see another T-Rex fan. My usual problem when it comes to him though is overpushing him and then losing him when his contract comes up because he's too big for USPW at Cult.

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Duuuuudddeeee... Sorry for the late intake, but I will be catching up in earnest. Read the first show, a few funny moments there, I like a man whose willing to take the ...urine... out of his own promotion :D

 

Some of my highlights:

 

"Beat me once, shame on you. Beat me twice? And, well, that's not gonna happen." - Is this Night at the Museum fame? Ricky Gervais? :)

 

where the dastardly manager Shane Sneer is...walking!! What an unbelievably dastardly thing for Shane Sneer to do! - Heh, I like it

 

The crowd booed and chanted 'WAKE US UP LATER!'...no, wait, they chanted 'USA, USA.'] Heh, Very good

 

that neither of these wrestlers can sell their way out of a wet paper sack! - Ooh, ouch ;-)

 

Giant Redwood

"Only room for one giant in USPW! ROAR! Giant Redwood! TIMBER!!!"

 

[He may have said something more but not even the fans at home could decipher exactly what it was. They're lucky to understand things to this point.] Poor Redwood!

 

_________________________

 

I really like it. Aside from really solid booking, I think there is somewhat of an overreliance in these situations for bookers/writers to talk about how great something is. Even average stuff. And the problem with that is when you really do strike gold is that it can't stand out and be noticed. Not only do you make me laugh, but I know that the main event was the most important item of the night because of the way you portray the rest of the night.

 

I'll definitely be reading on. I'd love to see you go the long haul with this one broheim, that was some seriously great writing.

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NOOOOOOO!!!!! REDWOOOD!!!! :mad::mad: I Will KILL Bruce The Giant...

Book it Angel, Lexa90 vs Bruce The Giant :D

 

Bruce The Giant vs. Lex Appeal

Yuck Lex Appeal...

 

Stephanie Wade vs. Joanne Rodriguez

It could go either way, But the Superkick should prevail.

Des Davids vs. the in-ring debut of Sgt. Bubba Lee West

You seem to start pushing Davids, so...

 

Jack Griffith vs. Jack Avatar

Show some loove for your user character

 

Steve Flash vs. Madman Boone

BRAINS!!!???

 

Non Title: James Justice vs. Jumbo Jackson

These two usually have great matches together, Let's hope chemistry won't ruin it.

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USPW AMERICAN WRESTLING!

Wednesday Week 4 January 2008

Location: Pennsylvania Park

Attendance: 2,000

Overall Rating: C

TV Rating: .53

 

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[The cameras cut inside the Pennsylvania Park and the crowd here in the Tri State region is going crazy for USPW action up here!]

 

Danny Jillefski

"Hello everyone and welcome to USPW American Wrestling! I'm Danny Jillefski alongside Alicia Strong. Alicia, we had a great pay-per-view card last night, including T-Rex defeating James Justice by countout. But he left the building with the title belt."

 

Alicia Strong

"That was sooo not awesome!"

 

Danny Jillefski

"And tonight we are going to see that same James Justice in action against Jumbo Jackson."

 

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[The announcers are interrupted by the music of James Justice and the USPW World Champion comes out and heads straight for the ring to a huge pop from the crowd. He is a little slow though due to holding his back some. He slides inside and is handed a microphone]

 

James Justice

"DUDES! What happened last night was sooo not cool! T-Rex, you totally have something that is mine and I soooo want it back tonight, dude!"

 

[James paces for a moment and then looks back toward the entrance ramp.]

 

James Justice

"I'm waiting, dude! I'm not leaving this ring until my property is returned, dude!"

 

[James leans against the ropes and waits. Finally, T-Rex and Sheik Mustafa emerge from the back with T-Rex wearing the USPW World title belt around his waist. The two reach the edge of the ring and T-Rex removes the belt slowly, handing it to Sheik Mustafa before he slowly climbs into the ring. The two meet eye to eye and then charge, exchanging punches! Justice starts to get the upper hand and tries to hook T-Rex for the Liberation Slam but T-Rex slips out! Sheik Mustafa slides inside the ring and smashes James Justice with the belt! T-Rex moves in and puts the boots to Justice! T-Rex lifts James Justice -- EXTINCTION! T-Rex slides the USPW World Title belt around his waist again and heads toward the back. But what is going to happen to our main event tonight???]

 

Match #1

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Bruce The Giant vs. Lex Appeal

 

[Another chance for Lex Appeal against Bruce The Giant but as anyone might expect, Lex didn't stand a chance against Bruce! The new, more aggressive Bruce dominated Lex Appeal and finished him off in less than four minutes with a Giant Choke Slam.]

 

Winner: Bruce The Giant

Match Rating: D

 

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Danny Jillefski

"Another big win for Bruce The Giant. But now we need to talk about his match last night with Giant Redwood. Alicia, Redwood was taken out by the EMT's after the match but he is in stable condition and he is expected to return next week."

 

Alicia Strong

"That will be awesome! We wish him an awesome recovery here from USPW!"

 

Danny Jillefski

"Now, let's head up to the ring for some female action."

 

Match #2

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Stephanie Wade vs. Joanne Rodriguez

 

[The worst match of the night bringing the crowd's mood down. The only thing that this match did do is have the men enjoy it for the two women involved. Joanne ducked a Super Kick attempt by Wade and hit her with the J-Rocker to get the pinfall win.]

 

Winner: Joanne Rodriguez

Match Rating: D-

 

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[Cut backstage to the interview area where Shane Sneer is standing by with Jumbo Jackson.]

 

Shane Sneer

"Listen up humanoids, tonight you're going to get a chance to see the man that everyone in USPW fears: Jumbo Jackson. James, I know that you're a coward because you're not putting that USPW World title on the line against my man Jumbo. I don't care about what happened last night or earlier tonight. Tonight, Jumbo is going to squash you like a bug on the windshield!"

 

[Jumbo looks menacingly into the camera before we head back to the ring.]

 

Match #3

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Des Davids vs. the in-ring debut of Sgt. Bubba Lee West

 

[A halfway decent match for what we've seen so far and a bit better than the Women's match we just witnessed. The crowd was behind Des Davids though Corporal Doom liberally interfered in the match. Des Davids started getting the control toward the end and hit West with the Quarterback Sack, getting the pinfall.]

 

Winner: Des Davids

Match Rating: D

 

[Corporal Doom got in the ring and smacked West as Des Davids left for the back.]

 

Corporal Doom

"That was a pathetic showing, soldier! Now, drop and give me 50!"

 

[West looks at Doom for a moment and then begins the pushups in the middle of the ring.]

 

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[We head backstage once again, this time standing in the interview area is USPW World Television Champion 'The Future' Steven Parker.]

 

Steven Parker

"Last night was a glorious step forward to the future. I, Steven Parker, walked away from the show as the USPW World Television Champion. It was a foregone conclusion that I would win the title though. I am the best wrestler that USPW has right now and will have in the future. And I will prove it by defending the most prestigious title that USPW has: the World Television title. Nicky Champion, better luck next time. And to everyone else, the future is now."

 

[steven runs his fingers over the title belt before we head back to the ring.]

 

Match #4

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Jack Griffith vs. Jack Avatar

 

['Southern Justice' Jack Griffith came out first, stumbling toward the ring with the help of his Alcoholic Security Squad member Alcoholic Ninja. Griffith was handed a microphone when he finally got to the ring.]

 

Jack Griffith

"Tonight, I don't feel like I can compete and give it my all against the small change that I would be facing tonight. So tonight I am giving this match to my Alcoholic Ninja."

 

[Griffith left the ring as Alcoholic Ninja remains inside and Jack Avatar comes out. This was the match of the night so far between these two. Jack Griffith interfered several times throughout the match, throwing punches. Some landed and some didn't as Griffith was obviously drunk. In the ring, Avatar set Ninja up on the turnbuckles for a superplex but Ninja knocked him off. Ninja hit Avatar with the Ninja Strike and got the pinfall victory.]

 

Winner: Alcoholic Ninja

Match Rating: C-

 

Match #5

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Steve Flash vs. Madman Boone

 

[Katie Cameron came walking out first and slid inside the ring, taking the microphone from the ring announcer.]

 

Katie Cameron

"As Mr. Flash's representative here in USPW, he would like to say that tonight he is going to pin this zombie guy in the ring 1 - 2 - 3. And now introducing the Canadian Heavyweight Champion 'The Remarkable' Steve Flash!"

 

[Flash came out, shaking hands and walking to the ring. 'Re: Your Brains' by Johnathan Coulton began to play and out came Madman Boone and Playboy Jake Sawyer, shambling to the ring for this match.

 

The semi main event didn't disappoint as both men gave it their all during this match. Madman Boone uses a lot of claws and bites in the ring while Steve Flash used his speed to stay away from Boone. At some point during the match, Sawyer came shambling over toward Katie Cameron, who screamed and backed away from him! Flash got distracted, giving Boone an advantage but that still wasn't enough for Boone to get the win though as Flash managed to hit him with the Flash Bang and got the three count.]

 

Winner: Steve Flash

Match Rating: C-

 

Match #6

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Non Title

James Justice vs. Jumbo Jackson

 

[it is just about time for our main event and as the USPW World Champion comes out, he definitely looks the worse for wear from the match last night and the attack earlier this evening but he's not going to stay away from a scheduled match. Shane Sneer was all smiles as he walked down to the ring with Jumbo Jackson.

 

This match ties the Justice/Caulfield match as the worst main event this year so far and it was still a pretty good match. Jumbo took the advantage quickly and often. He focused on the upper back and shoulders of James Justice and even hooked in a camel clutch that had Justice writhing and calling out in pain but Justice wouldn't give up! Sneer was very happy at ringside while he watched and even was able to choke Justice from outside the ring while the referee's back was turned. Jumbo Jackson whipped James Justice into the corner hard and set up for the Jumbo Avalanche but Justice fell out of the way, dodging the hit!

 

Justice pulled himself back up and pushed Jumbo into the corner, climbing up and throwing punches with chants of 'DUDE, DUDE.' After about five punches, Justice jumped down, wincing in pain. Jumbo charged him from the corner and Justice threw him over with a back body drop! But both men are hurting at the moment. Justice pulled himself to his feet and stood over Jumbo Jackson, removing his elbow pad and wincing even at that. He bounced off the ropes

 

-KEE-RACK!-

 

Justice was nailed in the back with a chair by T-Rex! Where did he come from?!?! The referee saw it though and it is grounds for a DQ!

 

Winner: James Justice

Match Rating: C

 

[T-Rex slid inside the ring and hit Justice on the back and shoulders again with the chair! He set the chair down in the ring and pulled Justice up - EXTINCTION ON THE CHAIR! James Justice is down and out and once again T-Rex is standing tall!]

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USPWWrestling.com...

 

The first month is over and DeBones is in the lead! Congrats to DeBones!

 

1. DeBones=28 wins

2. FlameSnoopy=26 wins

3. Hyde Hill=24 wins

4. Lexa90=20 wins

5. UKWrestleFan=11 wins

6. Marcel Fromage=10 wins

7. Jaded=5 wins

 

We still have one more month to go before the prize is given and the scores are reset so there's still plenty of time for anyone to join in!

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USPWWrestling.com...

 

It's the beginning of a new month here in USPW and things are definitely not looking good for the USPW World Champion. He has been attacked over and over again by T-Rex. Tonight, he will get a chance to get his hands on T-Rex but in tag team action as Justice teams with Des Davids against T-Rex and Peter Valentine.

 

Giant Redwood was taken out by EMT's last week at the pay-per-view but he will be here live on USPW American Wrestling this week. Bruce The Giant will also be here and be in action. What will happen with those two men in the same building again?

 

We have two title matches as well this week as Cherry Bomb defends the Women's Title against the debut of Sara Marie York from AAA and Steven Parker defends the USPW World Television Title against Happy Elwood!

 

Plus, we're going to have a non title encounter as the USPW World Tag Team Champions The Towers of Power face the Forces of America in a match where if the Forces win they will get another tag team title shot!

 

USPW World Television Title Match: Steven Parker defends vs. Happy Elwood

Non Title: The Towers of Powers vs. The Forces of America

USPW Women's Title Match: Cherry Bomb defends vs. Sara Marie York

Java vs. Steve Flash

Sgt. Bubba Lee West vs. Bruce The Giant

T-Rex and Peter Valentine vs. James Justice and Des Davids

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USPW World Television Title Match: Steven Parker defends vs. Happy Elwood

Non Title: The Towers of Powers vs. The Forces of America

USPW Women's Title Match: Cherry Bomb defends vs. Sara Marie York

Java vs. Steve Flash

Sgt. Bubba Lee West vs. Bruce The Giant

T-Rex and Peter Valentine vs. James Justice and Des Davids

 

Good show as always. A pair of squashes in the card, with one or two possible surprises. I hope that Justice & Davids win, but I smell a non-clean victory by the Talentless Bastards :p And let's just hope that the power of FOOORCEE~! is enough to take the two towers down to the ground.

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Oh and:

 

 

 

That's like SOOO EWR ;)

 

And J Silver and thats a compliment.

 

Edit : Re: Your Brains just recognised it such a cool one wonder who will get codemonkey as their theme. Oh and The Captians Wife Lament for Hugh De Aske or any other pirate if you get the chance.

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USPW World Television Title Match: Steven Parker defends vs. Happy Elwood

Non Title: The Towers of Powers vs. The Forces of America

USPW Women's Title Match: Cherry Bomb defends vs. Sara Marie York

Java vs. Steve Flash

Sgt. Bubba Lee West vs. Bruce The Giant

T-Rex and Peter Valentine vs. James Justice and Des Davids

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USPW World Television Title Match: Steven Parker defends vs. Happy Elwood

Non Title: The Towers of Powers vs. The Forces of America

USPW Women's Title Match: Cherry Bomb defends vs. Sara Marie York

Java vs. Steve Flash

Sgt. Bubba Lee West vs. Bruce The Giant

T-Rex and Peter Valentine vs. James Justice and Des Davids

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USPW World Television Title Match: Steven Parker defends vs. Happy Elwood

Non Title: The Towers of Powers vs. The Forces of America

USPW Women's Title Match: Cherry Bomb defends vs. Sara Marie York

Java vs. Steve Flash

Sgt. Bubba Lee West vs. Bruce The Giant

T-Rex and Peter Valentine vs. James Justice and Des Davids

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USPW World Television Title Match: Steven Parker defends vs. Happy Elwood

Elwood... Champion?? BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!

 

Non Title: The Towers of Powers vs. The Forces of America

Non-Title signals a Forces victory.

 

USPW Women's Title Match: Cherry Bomb defends vs. Sara Marie York

Not yet.

 

Java vs. Steve Flash

Flash is the real deal.

 

Sgt. Bubba Lee West vs. Bruce The Giant

SQUASH!!!

T-Rex and Peter Valentine vs. James Justice and Des Davids

C'mon... Des Davids in the Main Event... Well guess who's getting pinned.

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Thanks for all the comments and predictions, everyone! I am honoured and blessed by the support and I do read every one of them.

 

tristram,

 

I must admit that my inspiration for those writeups comes from an old recapper by the name of CRZ, Christopher Robin Zimmerman. He was always entertaining with his recaps on several sites, such as slashwrestling.com. And I do appreciate the compliments! That's very high praise coming from such a great writer.

 

FlameSnoopy,

 

DUDE! Gosh, I haven't played EWR in years. lol. Though, it seems fitting for an old school style promotion!

 

Hyde Hill,

 

That is a huge compliment, being compared to J Silver, the king of USPW diaries. Thank you very much! And as far as the song goes, I wondered if anyone would pick that up. I Love that song!

 

Lexa90

 

How about a Lexa90 Appeal versus Bruce The Giant match? lol. But I think you'll enjoy Redwood's return.

 

Everyone

 

Again, thank you very much for the support! I am overwhelmed!

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I also wanted to add here that I am intending on having a Q&A session with USPW Head Booker Jack Avatar and USPW Owner Sam Strong right before the next pay-per-view, which takes place Tuesday Week 3 February 2008. If anyone wishes to come up with some questions, please feel free to send them to my pm box and you'll get due credit for them.
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