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From the guys who brought you XPW and Wrestling Society X, comes a West Coast Wrestling REVOLUTION!...

 

SLAUGHTERHOUSE

Pro Wrestling

 

What is Slaughterhouse?

Slaughterhouse: Pro Wrestling is the newest sensation in Professional Wrestling for Adults. Unlike other wrestling promotions, we thrive on delievering the sickest bloody matches, vulgar storylines and hottest babes.

 

If you're sick of having your intelligence insulted, jump on the bandwagon and follow SLAUGHTERHOUSE from the very begining!

 

Rules in the Slaughterhouse?

-There are NO DISQUALIFICATIONS, NO COUNTOUTS and NO ROPE BREAKS!

-Although Wrestlers cannot be DQed, Wrestlers will be finned $1,000 for assaulting a referee.

-Matches can be won by PINFALL or SUBMISSION!

-If there's any dispute, the referee's decision is the final say.

 

When will the REVOLUTION BEGIN?!

SLAUGHTERHOUSE: Pro Wrestling will make it's debut January 18th and January 19th 2010 live at The Arena in L.A. with 2-Nights of Blood, Babes & Violence!

 

Big Vision Entertainment will be on hand to get the entire event on camera for a future DVD release so bring your signs.

 

Tickets are on sale online at http://www.slaughterhousewrestling.com

 

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SLAUGHTERHOUSE

"BLOOD, BABES & VIOLENCE: Night 1"

 

"The Franchise" Shane Douglas will make a very special announcement!

 

Tylene Buck will make an appearance!

 

6-Man Tag Team Match

Scorpio Sky, Ruckus & The Human Tornado will take on Josh Raymond, Arik Cannon & Matt Cross

 

Jr. Heavyweight Action

Luke Hawx vs Kaos the Rock Superstar

 

Singles Action

Vampiro goes one-on-one against "The Homicidal, Genocidal, Suicidal" Sabu

 

A Clash of Styles

"The Mexican Monster" Ricky Banderas vs Matt Classic

 

House of Pain Deathmatch

Supreme vs The Messiah

 

SLAUGHTERHOUSE

"BLOOD, BABES & VIOLENCE: Night 2"

 

Tylene Buck will be in the house!

 

Jr. Heavyweight Matchup

Luke Hawx vs Matt Cross

 

Tag Team Action

Scorpio Sky & The Human Tornado vs Arik Cannon & Josh Raymond

 

plus much more!!

 

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I've a bit of a sick fetish for this car crash Makes Russo sick type wrestling companies, so I'll predict on what's been announced so far:

 

 

6-Man Tag Team Match

Scorpio Sky, Ruckus & The Human Tornado will take on Josh Raymond, Arik Cannon & Matt Cross

I'm going with the Gangsta, The Pimp and The Player on this one

 

Jr. Heavyweight Action

Luke Hawx vs Kaos the Rock Superstar

Both these men are totally under-rated, kAos especially

 

Singles Action

Vampiro Vs "The Homicidal, Genocidal, Suicidal" Sabu

He's goddamn Sabu

 

A Clash of Styles

"The Mexican Monster" Ricky Banderas vs Matt Classic

 

House of Pain Deathmatch

Supreme vs The Messiah

Mhh...Bad Blood from XPW much?

 

SLAUGHTERHOUSE

"BLOOD, BABES & VIOLENCE: Night 2"

 

 

Jr. Heavyweight Matchup

Luke Hawx vs Matt Cross

 

Tag Team Action

Scorpio Sky & The Human Tornado vs Arik Cannon & Josh Raymond

To get even from the Night before I guess

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A fed full of SoCal power?! Sign me up!!

 

6-Man Tag Team Match

Scorpio Sky, Ruckus & The Human Tornado will take on Josh Raymond, Arik Cannon & Matt Cross

Double S needs a big push somewhere.

 

Jr. Heavyweight Action

Luke Hawx vs Kaos the Rock Superstar

Big Kaos fan over here.

 

Singles Action

Vampiro Vs "The Homicidal, Genocidal, Suicidal" Sabu[

Vampiro's character is awesome and Sabotch ain't what he used to be.

 

A Clash of Styles

"The Mexican Monster" Ricky Banderas vs Matt Classic

Banderas is a monster down in Mexico. He could be your monster heel.

 

House of Pain Deathmatch

Supreme vs The Messiah

'Preme is my West Coast fave.

 

SLAUGHTERHOUSE

"BLOOD, BABES & VIOLENCE: Night 2"

 

 

Jr. Heavyweight Matchup

Luke Hawx vs Matt Cross

I've literally seen only ONE Luke Hawx match. YouTube probably has more but till then, Cross gets my pick.

 

Tag Team Action

Scorpio Sky & The Human Tornado vs Arik Cannon & Josh Raymond

Too big a fan of Human Tornado.

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<p>6-Man Tag Team Match</p><p>

<strong>Scorpio Sky, Ruckus & The Human Tornado</strong> will take on Josh Raymond, Arik Cannon & Matt Cross</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

Jr. Heavyweight Action</p><p>

Luke Hawx vs <strong>Kaos the Rock Superstar</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

Singles Action</p><p>

Vampiro Vs <strong>"The Homicidal, Genocidal, Suicidal" Sabu[</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

A Clash of Styles</p><p>

<strong>"The Mexican Monster" Ricky Banderas</strong> vs Matt Classic</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

House of Pain Deathmatch</p><p>

Supreme vs <strong>The Messiah</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

SLAUGHTERHOUSE</p><p>

"BLOOD, BABES & VIOLENCE: Night 2"</p><p> </p><p>

Jr. Heavyweight Matchup</p><p>

<strong>Luke Hawx</strong> vs Matt Cross</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

Tag Team Action</p><p>

Scorpio Sky & The Human Tornado vs <strong>Arik Cannon & Josh Raymond</strong></p>

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WARNING:

**If you don't like blood, guts, lighttubes, barbwire, thumb tacks and tons of swearing then this show isn't for you. You've been warned.**

 

SLAUGHTERHOUSE

BLOOD, BABES & VIOLENCE NIGHT 1

live at The Arena in L.A. infront of

Your hosts are: Disco Machine & Kris Kloss

 

The Arena is a nightclub in L.A. There's a worn-out wrestling ring in the middle of the dance floor and a curtain with a "SLAUGHTERHOUSE" sign above it for the entrance way. Nothing too fancy, just what you'd expect at a low budget independent wrestling show.

 

Before any real introduction is given, "Perfect Strangers" by Deep Purple hits. "The Franchise" Shane Douglas walks out with a Championship on his shoulders. He steps inside of the ring and grabs a microphone, greeting the SLAUGHTERHOUSE fans.

 

Shane Douglas: Welcome to the SLAUGHTERHOUSE!!

 

The small but loud crowd starts chanting, "Welcome back!, Welcome back!"

 

Shane Douglas: It's good to be back in L.A.!! The last time I was in SoCal, I was carrying XPW on my back and if it wasn't for a certain "Porno Producer", XPW would've been the #1 Hardcore promotion across the world!

 

The crowd chants, "**** Rob Black! **** Rob Black!".

 

Shane Douglas: But enough reminiscing. Tonight is all about the beginning of a REVOLUTION! SLAUGHTERHOUSE is like no other wrestling promotion around, we promise to give you the bloodiest matches, the hottest babes and the toughest mother ****ers who ever stepped inside of a ring!

 

"SLAUGHTERHOUSE! SLAUGHTERHOUSE!".

 

Shane Douglas looks around and grins. The crowd is fully behind the promotion.

 

Shane Douglas: That's right! When I heard that SLAUGHTERHOUSE was looking for a man to lead the company as their Commissioner, The Franchise came a-knockin'. There's nobody that can lead a Hardcore Revolution like the Franchise!!

 

The crowd cheers.

 

Shane Douglas: So my first announcement as the SLAUGHTERHOUSE Commissioner is that tonight we're kickin' off a 2-Night Tournament for this beautiful platinum Championship!

 

The Franchise holds up the Championship he walked out with, it's made out of Platinum with "SLAUGHTERHOUSE" written across the title in bloody red.

 

Shane Douglas: This is the SLAUGHTERHOUSE Championship, a title that is fought under NO Rules, NO Count-Outs and NO Time Limits. And tonight, 8 men will put their balls on the line in a 2-Night Tournament Championship Tournament.

 

"The Franchise" is interrupted by "Holla Back Girl" by Gwen Stafani. The "Xtreme Homo" Angel walks out dressed in a pink tank top and tight multi-colored pants. He steps into the ring and grabs the microphone from Shane Douglas.

 

Angel: Well hello handsome! I haven't seen you in awhile.

 

"SHUT THE **** UP! SHUT THE **** UP!", The crowd yells at Angel.

 

Angel: That's not very nice. I just wanted to come out here and welcome our new Commissioner properly, maybe take him outta town and drink a couple of beers. Then you can see first hand that...

 

Angel leans close to Douglas and whispers in his ear, "...I swallow...". The Xtreme Homo winks and licks his lips.

 

Shane Douglas: Stop right there! I don't know what you want but I'm going to let you know right now...I don't swing that way.

 

Angel: What do I want? I just want to welcome you to SLAUGHTERHOUSE....and...get on the Championship Tournament...

 

Shane Douglas: You want in the tournament, huh?

 

Angel: Yes! I'll do anything, I promise! (Angel sucks on his finger)

 

Shane Douglas: Argh...ummm...Fine. If you want in the tournament you can face whoever walks out through that curtain first....

 

Angel tries to hug Shane Douglas but the Franchise pushes him away. The Xtreme Homo claps while jumping up and down, awaiting his opponent.

 

After a couple of seconds of waiting, "Vicious" Vic Grimes walks out with a Pizza Cutter. Angel looks like he just seen a ghost. Grimes slides into the ring and these two go at it.

 

 

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First Round of the SLAUGHTERHOUSE Title Tournament

"Xtreme Homo" Angel vs "Vicious" Vic Grimes

Vic Grimes tosses Angel across the ring like he was a ragdoll. The Xtreme Homo rolls outside of the ring, trying to re-group.

 

Grimes brawls with Angel around ringside, nailing Angel with whatever he can get his hands on. Vic Grimes slices Angel open with his Pizza Cutter then tosses him back inside of the ring.

 

Angel fights back, nailing Grimes with a series on strikes and dropkicks. The Xtreme Homo climbs to the top rope and attempts a Hurricanrana but gets Powerbombed. That was enough to keep Angel down for the 3-count.

Winner and advancing in the Tournament: Vic Grimes (8:28 E)

 

vs

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6-Man Tag Team Match

Ruckus, The Human Tornado & Scorpio Sky vs Josh Raymond, Arik Cannon & Matt Cross

Human Tornado starts things off with Josh Raymond. Tornado dances around Raymond but gets caught in a Headlock. Raymond gets tossed into the ropes and attempts a Clothesline, Human Tornado ducks it by doing the splits. Tornado clocks Raymond with a Side-Kick, Raymond falls outta the ring. Human Tornado dives ontop of him with a No-Hands Halo.

 

Ruckus and Matt Cross exchange some high flying moves. Cross gets tossed into the corner while Ruckus hits the Razzle Dazzle (Cartwheel Backflip Elbow). Cross fights back and Hurricanrana's Ruckus to the outside. He Cartwheel Backflips over the ropes and takes Ruckus out.

 

Cannon and Sky try to knock each other out with some vicious strikes. Arik Cannon catches Scorpio Sky in an Overhead Exploder Suplex. The Anarchist nails Scorpio with a Shinning Wizard, he covers him..1...2...Human Tornado breaks it up.

 

Human Tornado nails Cannon with a Top Rope Tornado DDT, he covers him, 1..2...3!!

Winners: Ruckus, Human Tornado & Scorpio Sky (14:40 E+)

 

After the match, Josh Raymond nails Human Tornado across the back with a Chairshot. Raymond and Cannon take turns beating Tornado down. Before they could do any more damage, Scorpio Sky chases them out of the ring.

 

Scorpio checks on Human Tornado while Josh Raymond and Arik Cannon celebrate their attack all the way towards the back.

 

First Round of the SLAUGHTERHOUSE Title Tournament

Vampiro vs Sabu

Match starts off as a brawl. It isn't long untill both men find themselves fighting along ringside.

 

Sabu throws a Chair at Vampiro's head, nearly knocking him out. The former ECW Champion sets up a table inbetween the guardrails and the ring apron and places Vampiro ontop of it. Sabu slides inside of the ring and places an open chair near the ring ropes. Sabu leaps off of the chair and attempts to dive ontop of Vampiro, the former leader of the Dark Carnival rolls off of the table and Sabu crashes through the table.

 

Vampiro tosses Sabu inside of the ring then pins him, 1...2...kick out!

 

Vampiro attempts a Piledriver ontop of a chair but gets Backdropped, back first ontop of the steal chair. Sabu quickly climbs to the top rope and nails a Top Rope Legdrop.

 

He covers him, 1...2...kick out!!

 

Sabu calls for the Camel Clutch, Vampiro manages to avoid the hold and ram Sabu back-first into the turnbuckle. Sabu walks out into the Nail in the Coffin.

 

Vampiro holds him in a pinning position, 1...2...3!!

Winner and advancing in the Tournament: Vampiro (12:23 D+)

 

First Round of the SLAUGHTERHOUSE Title Tournament

"El Mesías" Ricky Banderas vs Matt Classic

Huge styles clash in this match. Ricky Banderas is a 6'1" 245lb Monster while Matt Classic is a throwback to the golden age of Pro Wrestling.

 

Matt Classic tries to take down Ricky Banderas with some Greco Roman Wrestling but El Mesias just elbows him across the temple.

 

Ricky Banderas nails Matt Classic with some hard hitting strikes. Banderas attempts a Samoan Drop but Classic counters it into a textbook Firemans Carrey. Matt Classic takes Ricky Banderas down with a Gutwrench Takeover then cradles him with a pin, 1...2...kick out.

 

Banderas seems thrown off by Matt Classic's offense.

 

Matt Classic lifts Ricky Banderas up onto his shoulders and spins him with an Airplane Spin. Classic drops his opponent then follows up with a Knee Drop.

 

1...2...kick out!!

 

Classic attempts a Top Rope Axe Handle Smash but Ricky Banderas catches him in a Chokeslam. Banderas stacks 3 chairs ontop of each other then drops his opponent ontop of them with the Drop to Hell (Crucifix Powerbomb).

 

1...2...3!!

Winner and advancing in the Tournament: Ricky Banderas (8:28 D)

 

"No Chance in Hell" hits. Mr. McPhenom, a Vince McMahon lookalike who tried to buy out XPW, walks out with a briefcase. He steps inside of the ring and grabs a microphone. The fans don't seem to like him.

 

Mr. McPhenom: Argh! For those of you who don't know me, my name is Mr. McPhenom and I'm the only millionaire with the balls the size of grapefruit! Argh!

 

The crowd chants, "Tiny Ballsack! Tiny Ballsack!"

 

Mr. McPhenom: Shhhuuuttt Uuuupp!! I'm here to buy out SLAUGHTERHOUSE and turn it into a Family Friendly Sports Entertainment show! It absolutely makes me sick watching all of you blood thirsty, nerdy, women objecting virgins cheer these Xtreme losers!!

 

"Crazy Bitch" by Buck Cherry hits. Tylene Buck walks out in a very small Bikini top and tight pants. She steps inside of the ring and greets the fans. She gets a small "Welcome back" chant.

 

Tylene Buck: Mr. McPhenom, you sound like a certain someone, I can't put my finger on who though.

 

Mr. McPhenom: Argh! Well a lot of people say that I resemble a young Brad Pitt...

 

Tylene Buck: Ahahaha...oh God that's certainly not it. You sound like an uptight, egomaniac who needs to publicly masturbate by buying all of his friends and associates.

 

The crowd pops.

 

Tylene Buck: Why do you want to buy SLAUGHTERHOUSE anyways?

 

Mr. McPhenom: I want to buy SLAUGHTERHOUSE so I can put an end to Xtreme Wrestling! I hate Xtreme wrestling, I hate Xtreme sports, I hate Xtreme makeovers, I hate everything Xtreme!! And after tonight, I'll be your boss!!

 

Tylene Buck: I don't think so. SLAUGHTERHOUSE will never sell-out!

 

Mr. McPhenom: Oh no?! We'll see about that. In fact, how would you like to be my special private assistant?

 

Mr. McPhenom reaches into his pocket and pulls out a handful of cash. He hands it Tylene.

 

Tylene Buck: Mr. McPhenom, you can keep your money. I'm not selling out either...

 

Mr. McPhenom: You're going to regret that! For everyone who can't be bought, there's always someone who can....

 

Out of nowhere, Pogo the Clown, a 6'4" 300lb maniac who's dressed in a Clown outfit, slides into the ring and grabs a hold of Tylene's hair. The former Major Gunns screams and tries to push him away.

 

Mr. McPhenom: SQUASH HER!!

 

Pogo lifts her up in a Fallaway Slam position then slams her onto the mat.

 

Mr. McPhenom: SLAUGHTERHOUSE...you have NO CHANCE IN HELL OF SURVIVING!!

 

Pogo the Clown and Mr. McPhenom walk to the back while Tylene Buck gets medical attention inside of the ring.

 

Luke Hawx vs Kaos the Rock Superstar

Luke Hawx and Kaos starts things off at a fast pace. They exchange some highflying wrestling holds trying to outdo each other.

 

Hawx clothesline Kaos over the ropes and to the outside. While the Rock Superstar is recovering, Luke Hawx dives through the ropes and takes his opponent out with a Suicide Dive.

 

Luke Hawx attempts a Hurricanrana on the outside but Kaos catches him and slams him up against the steal guardrails. Kaos grabs a chair and nails Hawx while he's laying on the ground.

 

Back in the ring, Kaos nails Luke with the Kaos Driver (DVD Driver). He covers him, 1...2...kick out.

 

The Rock Superstar attempts the Sliced Bread #2 but Luke Hawx pushes him into the turnbuckle. Luke nails a Lung Blower then climbs to the top rope and hits a Frogsplash.

 

1....2....3!!!

Winner: Luke Hawx (20:02 E)

 

SLAUGHTERHOUSE backstage assistants set-up the ring for the House of Pain Deathmatch. They remove the ring ropes and replace them with Barbwire, there's at least 100 Lighttubes placed around ringside and there's a Bed of Thumbtacks in the center of the ring.

 

First Round of the SLAUGHTERHOUSE Title Tournament

House of Pain Deathmatch

Supreme vs The Messiah

 

Supreme and Messiah fight over a Lockup. They try to bull each other into the Barbwire. Neither man is successfull.

 

Supreme kicks Messiah in the mid-section then Slams him onto the Bed of Thumbtacks. The Messiah's back is covered in tacks.

 

Supreme lifts Messiah up for a Slam but The Messiah slips behind him and Dropkicks him into the Barbwire Ropes. Messiah slices Supreme's forehead open with a piece of Barbwire.

 

Both men roll out of the ring, brawling with each other. Messiah grabs a Lighttube and smashes it across Supreme's head.

 

The Messiah sets up 5 Lighttubes up against the Guardrails, he tries to toss Supreme into them but his whip gets reversed, Messiah smashes through the Lighttubes.

 

Supreme picks up a piece of broken Lighttube and cuts Messiah open.

 

Back in the ring, Supreme sets up a table but Messiah smashes a Chair across his back.

 

Messiah DDT's Supreme into the Bed of Thumbtacks. He pins him, 1...2...kick out!!

 

The Messiah sets Supreme up ontop of the table and climbs ontop of the ropes. Suddenly, a man in a black mask and a Kendo Stick runs out and smashes Messiah across the head. He pushes Messiah off of the top rope and sends him crashing through the table.

 

Supreme doesn't realize what happened and just thought that he rolled out of the way at the nick of time. Supreme covers Messiah, 1...2...3!!

Winner and advancing in the Tournament: Supreme (15:44 D-)

 

Show Rating: D-

 

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http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u14/MACW07/shw/slaughterhouse.jpg">

 

SLAUGHTERHOUSE

"BLOOD, BABES & VIOLENCE: Night 2"

 

Mr. McPhenom will reveal his latest acquisition!

 

Jr. Heavyweight Matchup

Luke Hawx vs Matt Cross

 

Tag Team Action

Scorpio Sky & The Human Tornado vs Arik Cannon & Josh Raymond

 

2nd Round SLAUGHTERHOUSE Championship Tournament

Vampiro vs Ricky Banderas

Vic Grimes vs Supreme

 

Finals of the SLAUGHTERHOUSE Championship Tournament

4-Corners of Death Match

In each corner, there's a deadly weapon: Glass Plate, Bed of Nails, Bed of Barbwire & Lighttubes

?? vs ??

 

plus much more!!

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