KAGI Pro - 2k10

TOOL · February 1, 2010

IN 2010...

“Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable.”

-BRUCE LEE

ONE SMALL PROMOTION WITH A BIG HEART...

"I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious."

-VINCE LOMBARDI

DARES TO STAND UP, IGNORING ALL OF THEIR DOUBTERS...

"Only a man who knows what it is like to be defeated can reach down to the bottom of his soul and come up with the extra ounce of power it takes to win when the match is even."

-Muhammad Ali

AND SHOUT, "WE ARE DIFFERENT!"....

"A revolution can be neither made nor stopped. The only thing that can be done is for one of several of its children to give it a direction by dint of victories."

-Napoleon Bonaparte

REFUSE TO BE SILENT...

COMING SOON...

TOOL · February 2, 2010

PROUD TO BE UNIQUE...

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KAGI Pro Wrestling

KAGI Pro Wrestling can be summed up in one word, "unique". A small independent promotion in the Tri-State area that refuses to follow anybody's lead, mixing an abundance of styles together to create it's own style of wrestling. If you want to see something different, than open your eyes and witness the birth of KAGI Pro.

LIVE TO INSPIRE...

Meet KAGI Pro

RUDOS

Antix w/Streetz

Former member of the 4C and NOTBPW family, Antix has re-invented himself as a street thug. With his new manager, Streetz, guiding him, Antix could be on his way to the top of KAGI Pro.

Dermot O'Logical

Dermot O'Logical is absolutely obsessed with skin care. If anyone happens to touch his face, Dermot flips out of his boots. After every wrestling match he rushes to get a facial.

El Ladron

El Ladrón, "The Thief", is a young luchador who likes to steal his opponents signature moves or catch phrases. Can Ladron steal his way to the top of KAGI Pro?

Trauma Center: El Medico & Nurse Darla Knight

The masked medic along with his nurse, Darla Knight, are always snooping around, ready to give their opponents a lethal shot. Can Trauma Center subscribe a dose of "dominance" in KAGI Pro?

Evil Spirit

The crazed Japanese lunatic, Evil Spirit, has arrived in KAGI Pro. Wether he's biting, kicking, stabbing or slamming his way to a victory you can always count on Evil Spirit being deadly.

Man Mountain Cahill w/Playboy Jake Sawyer

Man Mountain Cahill is a very big and rugged brawler who is lead to the ring by his manager, Playboy Jake Sawyer. With Sawyer scouting his opponents, Cahill has a great opportunity to destroy the competition.

Sgt. Bubba Lee West

A former Army Ranger who feels that everyone should owe him for fighting for our country. Sgt. Bubba Lee West isn't just psychotic but he's also as tough as they come.

Tecnicos

"The Leaping Lumberjack" Cal Sanders

Coming all the way from Winnipeg, Cal Sanders is a technically gifted athlete who gained his conditioning from his past job as a Lumberjack.

Ant-Man

Ant-Man got his ring name due to his freakish power, which is far in excess of what a regular 220lb wrestler should have - although he looks like a lightweight, he can easily pick up and slam 400lb monsters. Can Ant-Man lift KAGI Pro and turn it upside down with his rare strength?

Ford Gumble

Best known for his time in Total Championship Wrestling, Fred Grumble is ready to break out and become a name to be reckoned with in professional wrestling.

Mr. Happy

Formerly known as Happy Elwood, Mr. Happy now dawns a mask to permanently show how Happy he is. Instead of looking for a fight, Mr. Happy is always looking for a hug.

Jebediah

The Amish Assassin is a 6'11", 300lbs monster who doesn't play nice. Although Jebediah doesn't say much but you'll understand exactly what he has on his mind after he smashes his fist into his opponents face.

The Paratroopers: Paranoia, Paradigm & Paradox

The Paratroopers are a young Trio's group who are looking to break out in the Tri-State wrestling scene. Watch out for their innovative triple-team moves.

The Rock City Stars: Rockin' Ryan Turner & Stan "The Man" Manna

Ryan Turner & Stan Manna are ready to rock you! The Rock City Stars are "real life" rockstars who decided to trade in their guitars and drumsticks for wrestling boots.

Roderick Remus

A cruiserweight from South California who broke into the business at the age of 16 years old. At one point Roderick Remus was considered one of the most promising young talents in wrestling untill he blew out his knee and was forced into early retirement. Now that he's back, Roderick Remus is looking to reclaim his fame.

Nations Tribe: Running Wolf & Roger Monteiro

Two young Native American wrestlers who are very proud of their culture. Nation's Tribe is looking to be the most dominant Native American tag team in Pro Wrestling history.

TOOL · February 2, 2010

Opportunity...

Ekuma The Hawaiian Strongman takes the Red Pill

KAGI Pro is proud to welcome Ekuma The Hawaiian Strongman to our ever-growing family. Ekuma is a former Hawaiian bodybuilder and powerlifter who decided to try out pro wrestling. His strength, size and power is a force to be delt with.

Look beyond the red cutain...

KAGI Pro 1: The Grand Opening

KAGI Pro Wrestling makes it's Professional Wrestling debut Sunday, January Week 2 at the Weston Gymnasium. Come watch the story of a young wrestling promotion, who everybody doubted, use it's hidden artistic skills to paint a vibrant picture on our wrestling canvas. Come hold our hand as we show the world that we are different.

Ford Gumble vs Man Mountain Cahill w/Playboy Jake Sawyer

Ford Gumble is out on a mission, to prove to his past employees that he can be a top star in any promotion, all he needs is an opportunity. At KAGI Pro 1, Ford begins his journey but he has a LARGE obstical infront of him, Man Mountain Cahill.

Dermot O'Logical vs Roderick Remus

For the past couple of years, Roderick Remus has been forced to retire from Professional Wrestling due to a severe knee injury. Late at night, Roderick's dreams haunted him, showing him what he could've had. After countless of sleepless nights, Roderick Remus announced his return to professional wrestling and stood side-by-side with KAGI Pro. His first opponent, the ****y and obsessive Dermot O'Logical.

Arm-Wrestling Contest

Ekuma The Hawaiian Strongman vs Ant-Man

Two young men with tons of dreams and promise collide in what will be a battle of strength. While Ant-Man is much smaller than the former Hawaiian Powerlifter, he is just as strong.

"Leaping Lumberjack" Cal Sanders vs Sgt. Bubba Lee West

Nations collide in what many will look at as a war between "Canada vs USA". St. Bubba Lee West is a psychotic former Army Ranger who believes that everyone is against his country. When Sgt. West found out that he was fighting a Canadian, he told us that he'd be happy to take out another terrorist.

Nations Tribe vs The Rock City Stars

KAGI Pro is proud to be a melting pot for people of different cultures and lifestyles, we welcome everyone. Nations Tribe vs Rock City Stars is a great example of our open door policy, two Tag Teams who live a very different lifestyle, coming together because they share the same dream.

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Trio's Match

El Ladron & Trauma Center vs The Paratroopers

Don't blink or you'll miss all of the non-stop Trio's action. In a division that is all about being creative and entertaining, expect some highlight reel action out of every Trio match.

Mr. Happy vs Evil Spirit

Mr. Happy is looking to bring some positive energy to the sadistic Evil Spirit. Can the joyful Mr. Happy change Evil Spirit's mean ways?

Official Song for "KAGI Pro 1: The Grand Opening" is "Forever"...

Prediction Key:
Main Event: Ford Gumble vs Main Mountain Cahill
Dermot O'Logical vs Roderick Remus
Arm Wrestling Contest: Ekuma The Hawaiian Strongman vs Ant-Man
Cal Sanders vs Sgt. Bubba Lee West
Nations Tribe vs Rock City Stars
El Ladron & Trauma Center vs The Paratroopers
Mr. Happy vs Evil Spirit

TOOL · February 2, 2010

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Weston Gymnasium(Tri-State)

Saturday, January, Week 2 2010(Tri-State) 68 people filled the Weston Gymnasium to watch the birth of KAGI Pro Wrestling. While the turn out was small, every wrestler showed their appreciation by giving 110%. Each match pitted wrestlers who were fighting for more than money or fame, they were fighting for their dreams. Here's the detailed results of the show:

KAGI Pro 1: The Grand Opening

Date: Saturday, January, Week 2, 2010

Place: Weston Gymnasium

Attendance: 68 people

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Trio's Match

The Paratroopers vs El Ladron & Trauma Center

The fan's didn't seem to like the Paratroopers at first, teasing them about their names and attire but by the end of the match they won the crowd's approval. It seemed like both teams were a little nervous opening up the show. The match had a lot of botched moves and dragged on a bit during the middle. Paradigm picked up the win for his team after hitting the Drop of Paradigm on El Ladron.

Winners by Pinfall: The Paratroopers (12:13) F

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The Attack of the Man Mountain

Mr. Happy walks out for his match against Evil Spirit when "Ride the Lightning" by Metallica hits. Man Mountain Cahill with Playboy Jake Sawyer walks out. Man Mountain Cahill stands toe-to-toe with Mr. Happy, the size difference is unbelievable. Mr. Happy wraps his arms around MMC, giving him a friendly hug. Cahill smashes Happy with an Axe Handle then drops him in the middle of the ring with a Powerbomb. Mr. Happy is motionless.

Playboy Jake Sawyer: KAGI Pro Wrestling, allow me to introduce to you, the next big MONSTER in Professional Wrestling...Man Mountain Cahill!

Man Mountain Cahill beats on his chest like an ape as the crowd booo's him.

Playboy Jake Sawyer: Tonight, we're not leaving this ring untill my monster destroys everyone on the KAGI Pro roster, starting with Mr. Happy...

Cahill picks up the motionless Mr. Happy and sets him up for another Powerbomb. Luckily, before he could deliver another vicious Powerbomb, Ford Gumble runs out with a chair and clears the ring. Ford checks on Mr. Happy then grabs a microphone.

Ford Gumble: KAGI Pro is suppose to be a celebration of diversity and dreams not of destruction! If you want a fight, I'm gonna give you one, boy! And when your oversized ass is cryin' on a floor you'll realize that you just got whooped by the last of a dying breed!

Angle Rating: D-

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Arm Wrestling Match

Ekuma The Hawaiian Strongman vs Ant-Man

A table is set up in the middle of the ring for the Arm Wrestling match. Both competitors lock hands, struggling for dominance. At first Ekuma brings the much smaller wrestlers hand down, inch-by-inch, closer to the table. Somehow, Ant-Man finds the power to make a comeback. Ant slowly powers his opponents hand down to the table. The Hawaiian's hand is inches away from the table when he snaps and flips the table over. Ekuma attacks Ant-Man, applying a vicious Bearhug, squeezing the life out of him. Wrestlers and security staff run out from the back and pull Ekuma off of Ant. The Strongman celebrates his destruction before leaving to a sea of booo's.

Winner by DQ: Ant-Man F+

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Sgt. Bubba Lee West wants to be YOUR LEADER

Sgt. Bubba Lee West walks out and enters the squared circle he grabs a microphone.

Sgt. Bubba Lee West: A-TEN-HUT! Stand at attention you stupid pukes! My name is Sgt. Bubba Lee West and I proudly fought for our country as an Army Ranger! When I was dodging the bullets and bombs I realized that I was wasting my time! What this world needs is a leader, and I, Sgt. Bubba Lee West will be your leader. I will bring turmoil to KAGI Pro and get rid of all of those maggots that don't see my vision for a perfect country....NO...WORLD! AND THAT'S AN ORDER!!

Angle Rating: D-

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"Leaping Lumberjack" Cal Sanders vs Sgt. Bubba Lee West

Sgt. Bubba Lee West attacks Cal Sanders before the bell. Eventually, Cal Sanders manages to fight back and get a near fall after hitting a Leaping Lumberjackhammer(Jumping Jackhammer). Sanders attempts a top rope Axe Handle but Sgt. Bubba smashes him across the mid-section. The former Army Ranger nails Cal with a Recon Wrench(Sit-Out Neckbreaker) and picks up the win.

Winner by Pinfall: Sgt. Bubba Lee West (12:47) E-

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Tag Team Match

Nation's Tribe vs The Rock City Stars

Rockin' Ryan Turner and Stan "The Man" Manna dump their opponents out of the ring and hit a pair of stereo dives, they slide back inside and celebrate by playing Air Guitar. Nation's Tribe slows the match down, applying various holds to the Rock City Stars. Following some minor communication problems with Nation's Tribe, Ryan Turner blasts Running Wolf with the Six String Shooter(Superkick) to pick up the win for his team.

Winner by Pinfall: Rock City Stars (12:15) F+

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A Filthy Debut

The Rock City Stars celebrate their victory with the fans when the lights go out and when they return Stink & Grunt, The Nation of Filth are standing behind them with chairs. Nation of Filth blast the Rock City Stars, knocking them out with chair shots. Stink & Grunt stand over the fallen duo, celebrating with their arms raised in the air.

Angle Rating: D-

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Dermot O'Logical vs Roderick Remus

Roderick applies a headlock and rubs his hands all over Dermot's face making him flip out. Dermot looks at himself in a handheld mirror, making sure his face is okay. Roderick Remus looked good especially for a guy who had to retire from a knee injury. After kicking out of a Tornado DDT, Dermot crawls over to his corner and grabs a bottle of liquid facial cleanser. When Roderick walks on over to pick him up, Dermot sprays the cleanser into his eyes, blinding him, all of course behind the referee's back. O'Logical quickly rolls up his foe and picks up a cheap win.

Winner by Pinfall: Dermot O'Logical (14:36) E-

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Ford Gumble vs Man Mountain Cahill w/Playboy Jake Sawyer

Ford Gumble and MMC had a short and good brawl. Cahill showed off his power by throwing Gumble around, hitting some impressive "big man moves". Ford didn't give up though, fighting back whenever he had the chance. The fight eventually spilled to the outside where they fought around ringside and even in the crowd. Gumble manages to beat the count-out, getting into the ring before Man Mountain Cahill could.

Winner by Count-Out: Ford Gumble (7:03) E-

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Celebration and a Challenge

Ford Gumble celebrates with the fans while Man Mountain Cahill throws a fit on the outside of the ring, tossing chairs and tables all over the place. Gumble tells MMC that he'll be more than happy to give him a re-match, next month at KAGI Pro 2, Cahill responded by snickering and walking to the back whispering to his manager.

SHOW RATING: E

Jaded · February 2, 2010

Great show, man - really enjoyed that, especially the arm-wrestling contest.

Quick tip - you might want to give it longer between posting the line-up and the actual card to allow time for predictions, if you give it 24 hours or so then you'll probably get a lot more people giving them a go. I would definitely have predicted, but by the time I saw it the show was already up.

Keep up the good work!

TOOL · February 3, 2010

Change Your Lifestyle...

A Regular Joe Joins Our Black Parade

Regular Joe has decided to join the KAGI Pro movement. Quiet and shy, Regular Joe got his name due to his unassuming personality. Joe teamed with Matt Hocking as the Young American untill Hocking decided to go solo. Can Regular Joe break out as a singles star in KAGI Pro?

Don't Blink...

Roderick Remus Blinded

Following KAGI Pro's debut show, Roderick Remus was blinded during his match against Dermot O'Logical when he had a cosmetic product sprayed into his eyes. Although Remus will not be competing at KAGI Pro's next show, Roderick has informed us that he will be in attendance to address to crowd.

A Party of Fists...

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KAGI Pro 2: Trapped

KAGI Pro Wrestling returns to the Weston Gymnasium in February with "Trapped". Following the events of Ford Gumble and Man Mountain Cahill's match, Playboy Jake Sawyer has demanded a "Lumberjack Match" re-match to avoid any Count-Outs. Who will come out on top now that both competitors are TRAPPED inside of the ring.

Lumberjack Match

Ford Gumble vs Man Mountain Cahill w/Playboy Jake Sawyer

With wrestlers surrounding the ring and the fight confined inside of the ring, who will come out on top as the victor? Will Man Mountain Cahill's path of destruction continue with Ford Gumble's demise?

Dermot O'Logical vs Regular Joe

Regular Joe makes his KAGI Pro debut against the obsessive Dermot O'Logical. Following his cheap victory over Roderick Remus, will Dermot have anything to say about the blind competitor?

Sgt. Bubba Lee West vs Jebediah

The former Army Ranger continues his journey of dominance when he takes on the debuting Jebediah. Can the Amish Assassin use his size and strength to overcome the psychotic Sgt. Bubba Lee West?

Grudge Match

Ant-Man vs Ekuma The Hawaiian Strongman

After Ekuma's disrespectful attack during his Arm Wrestling Contest with Ant-Man, KAGI Pro has decided to let these two go at it in a Grudge Match. Who will come out on top as the true Strongman?

Nation of Filth vs The Paratroopers

Following Rock City Stars' victory over Nation's Tribe, Nation of Filth appeared in the ring after the gym's lights were turned off and attacked the Rockin' Tag Team with Chairshots. The veteran tag team is set to make their KAGI Pro debut against the younger Paratroopers.

The Hustle n' Fight Challenge

"The Street Messiah" Antix w/Streetz throws out an Open Challenge

Antix and Streetz throws out an open challenge to anybody on the KAGI Pro roster who believes they that beat the "Street Messiah".

Official song for "KAGI Pro 2: Trapped" is "Fake It" by Seether...

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Prediction Key:
Lumberjack Match: Ford Gumble vs Man Mountain Cahill
Dermot O'Logical vs Regular Joe
Sgt. Bubba Lee West vs Jebediah
Ant-Man vs Ekuma The Hawaiian Strongman
Nation of Filth vs The Paratroopers
The Hustle n' Fight Challenge: Antix vs ??

Jingo · February 3, 2010

Lumberjack Match: Ford Gumble vs Man Mountain Cahill

Dermot O'Logical vs Regular Joe

Sgt. Bubba Lee West vs Jebediah

Ant-Man vs Ekuma The Hawaiian Strongman

Nation of Filth vs The Paratroopers

The Hustle n' Fight Challenge: Antix vs ??

Zergon · February 3, 2010

Nice start keep up with the good work:)

Lumberjack Match: Ford Gumble vs Man Mountain Cahill

Gumble won their last encounter so this one goes to Cahill

Dermot O'Logical vs Regular Joe

I just don´t like Dermot

Sgt. Bubba Lee West vs Jebediah

Can´t see Bubba losing this one

Ant-Man vs Ekuma The Hawaiian Strongman

I could see this going either way

Nation of Filth vs The Paratroopers

They seem to be in a feud

The Hustle n' Fight Challenge: Antix vs ??

Never bet against the mystery man

TOOL · February 4, 2010

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Weston Gymnasium(Tri-State)

Saturday, February, Week 1 2010(Tri-State) KAGI Pro makes it's return to the Weston Gymnasium for another unique show. Before the show even had a chance to start, fans were told that next month, at the Weston Gymnasium, KAGI Pro will crown it's first ever Champion. Although no other details were released, fans were told to check KAGI Pro's website for more information on the upcoming show.

KAGI Pro 2: Trapped

Date: Saturday, February, Week 1, 2010

Place: Weston Gymnasium

Attendance: 56 people

Hustle 'n' Fight Challenge

Antix and Streetz kick things off with their open challenge. Streetz grabs ahold of a microphone and starts shootin' his mouth.

Streetz: Yo, listen here, this is the first ev-ah...and I mean, ev-ah...Hustle 'n' Fight Challenge! My dawg, Antix, has so much swag that he's givin' all of you lames a chance to make a name out of yourselves. So who's going to be the first suck-ah to Hustle 'n' Fight?

"Why Can't We Be Friends" by Smash Mouth hits. Mr. Happy walks out, hugging and shaking hands with the KAGI Pro fans on his way towards ringside. Happy slides into the ring and extends his hand out for a handshake, Antix looks confused, he smacks the taste out of Happy's mouth as the referee calls for the bell.

Rating: F

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Hustle 'n' Fight Challenge

"Street Messiah" Antix w/Streetz vs Mr. Happy

This match was to basically showcase Antix and his character. While Mr. Happy got some offense, Antix dominated the majority of the match. The Street Messiah picked up the win following the Murder on the Dance Floor(Tornado DDT)

Winner by Pinfall: Antix (11:41) F+

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Roderick Remus addresses the crowd

Roderick Remus makes his way out from the back, he's wearing large black sunglasses and has a few security guards guiding him into the ring. Remus is handed a microphone.

Roderick Remus: 4 years ago, I was forced to retire from the one thing that makes me happy, Pro Wrestling. When I decided to ignore my doctors and return to the ring I promised myself that I would never let anything hold me back ever again. Unfortunately, last month during my match with Dermot O'Logical, that coward sprayed a cosmetic product into my eyes, blinding me. I lost 95% of my vision. It kills me to say it but I can't compete unless I get my vision back. I'm not walking away though, untill I'm 100%, I'll be sitting in the audience, getting play-by-play on all of the action in KAGI Pro!

The crowd gives Roderick a polite applause as he gets helped out of the ring and onto a seat in the front row.

Rating: E+

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Nation of Filth vs The Paratroopers

Paradox & Paradigm are representing the Paratroopers tonight. The veteran Tag Team lay the beat down on the hungry young kids. Whenever the fans thought the match was over, Paratroopers would hit an impressive offensive move. Stink puts an end to the match after nailing a Dust Buster(Sit-Out Spinebuster) on Paradigm.

Winners by Pinfall: The Nation of Filth (11:57) E-

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Sweet Revenge

After the match, The Rock City Stars rush the ring with chairs and knock out the Nation of Filth. Rockin' Ryan Turner grabs a microphone while standing over the Filth.

Ryan Turner: You two has-beens think you can attack us and get away with it?!

Stan Manna: If you guys want to Rock with the Rock City Stars than next month, right here in the Weston Gym, let's have ourselves a Rock n' Roll Street Fight!

Ryan Turner: Nation of Filth, you're gonna learn the hard way that we Rock n' Roll all night and Party everyday! Woooo!!

Rock City Stars celebrate by playing air guitars and stage diving into the small crowd.

Rating: E+

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Grudge Match

Ant-Man vs Ekuma the Hawaiian Strongman

Short brawl which spent most of the time on the outside. Ekuma put Ant-Man in a Bear Hug, squeezing him untill Ant-Man powers his way out of the hold. Ant slams the massive Ekuma then nails the Antidote to pick up the upset win.

Winner by Pinfall: Ant-Man (8:30) F+

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The Sgt. doesn't approve of Jebediah

Jebediah is in the ring, awaiting his opponent. Sgt. Bubba Lee West walks out, looking angry, he steps inside of the ring and stands toe-to-toe with Jebediah.

Sgt. Bubba Lee West: A-TEN-HUT! Stand at attention, you stupid puke!

Jebediah looks confused. He scratches his head and shrugs his shoulders.

Sgt. Bubba Lee West: Is this my opponent?!? A man who wears unappropriated clothing, has a long and untrimmed beard and smells of horse manure?! What are you, some kind of terrorist?! When I become the leader of this Country, people like you will be the first ones deported out of here. AND THAT'S AN ORDER!!

Jebediah has had enough. He punches Sgt. Bubba across the chin as the referee calls for the bell to officially start this match.

Rating: D-

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Sgt. Bubba Lee West vs Jebediah

Jebediah looked good, hitting some agile moves for a guy his size. All it took was for Jebediah to make one mistake for Sgt. Bubba to capitalize and pick up a win with the Recon Wrench.

Winner by Pinfall: Sgt. Bubba Lee West (12:01) E

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Dermot O'Logical vs Regular Joe

Although Regular Joe had some offense, Dermot O'Logical was on top during most of the match. O'Logical hit the Deep Clean to get the win.

Winner by Pinfall: Dermot O'Logical (11:33) E

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O'Logical bites off more than he can chew

After the match, Dermot O'Logical walks up to Roderick Remus who's sitting in the front row. O'Logical finds a microphone and berates the blind wrestler.

Dermot O'Logical: Roderick Remus, how does it feel not being able to see your dirty dry skin, your unattractive facial features and your hideous unplucked eyebrows? You should be thanking me. Now you wont have to wake up every morning and see your ugly reflection staring back at you in the mirror.

Roderick stands up and tries to get in Dermot's face. O'Logical smacks Remus across his face knocking him over. Dermot turns his back on Roderick, celebrating his attack. To everyone's shock, Roderick Remus stands back up, takes off his sunglasses and dives over the security rails, spearing O'Logical. Roderick lifts O'Logical up into the air and puts him through the Time Keeper's table with a Powerbomb.

Roderick Remus: Surprised, Dermot?! I'm not thanking you, Mr. O'Logical. Because you should be thanking me...thanking me for an Extreme Makeover I'm going to give you next month. You see, I signed us up for a "First Blood" match next month. Nothing is going to give me more joy than cutting up that pretty lil' face of yours!

The crowd pops, firmly behind Roderick Remus. It looks as if Roderick was faking his eye injury to get Dermot back for his cowardly attack.

Rating: E

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Lumberjack Match

Ford Gumble vs Man Mountain Cahill w/Playboy Jake Sawyer

Lumberjacks: Antix, Cal Sanders, El Medico, Nurse Darla Knight, Sgt. Bubba Lee West, Ekuma, Ant-Man, Dermot O'Logical, Roderick Remus, Jebediah & Mr. Happy

The ring is surrounded by 11 KAGI Pro wrestlers. Both men immediately started brawling, exchanging fists. MMC tosses Ford Gumble out of the ring. Ford gets attacked by the Lumberjacks, getting stomped and smashed with punches untill he was tossed back inside of the ring. Cahill attempts a Clothesline but Ford ducks, sending MMC over the top rope and to the outside. The Lumberjacks jump ontop of the Man Mountain, beating him down untill tossing him back inside. Ford Gumble has the match won when Jake Sawyer jumps on the apron, distracting him. Gumble knocks Sawyer off of the apron, sending him crashing ontop of the Lumberjacks. The outside enforcers get annoyed with each other and start brawling. The gang-fight spills inside of the ring and the referee calls for the bell.

No Contest (6:33) E+

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Debut of the Bomber

The brawl continues untill The Boston Bomber makes a surprise appearance. Those who remember him, pop and cheer his name. Bomber has a microphone in hand, standing outside of the ring, infront of the curtain.

The Boston Bomber: Stop! Stop!! STOP FIGHTING AND LISTEN!!

The brawl stops, all 13 wrestlers that were fighting stop and turn their attention towards the legendary Bomber.

The Boston Bomber: Last night, KAGI Pro has signed me to be their Commissioner. My first duty was to put together a match for KAGI Pro's Championship. After scouting the entire roster and watching the show, I have finally determined who will be in the Championship match next month.

The Boston Bomber points at the ring filled with the 13 brawling wrestlers.

The Boston Bomber: All of you! That's right, next month we're going to determine our very first Champion in a "Lucky 13 Rumble". The last man standing inside of the ring will be crowned as the champion!

Everyone inside of the ring looks happy but it isn't long untill they start brawling again. They fight all the way towards the back, ending the show.

Show Rating: E

TOOL · February 5, 2010

REAL TILL IT HURTS...

2008 Ukraine Olympic Champion Rides with KAGI

Oleg Dorosklov, a 2008 Judo Olympic Champion, has signed to appear at the next KAGI Pro show. With Oleg's legitimate Judo background and his hunger to be the best, the 2008 Olympic Champion could be a handful.

DREAM, I DREAM...

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KAGI Pro 3: Golden 13

KAGI Pro Wrestling returns with a huge main event. 13 of KAGI Pro's top wrestlers will compete in an over-the-top battle royal to determine the very first KAGI Pro Champion. Who will leave with gold around their waist?

Lucky 13 Battle Royal for the KAGI Pro Championship

1.Antix

2.Cal Sanders

3.El Medico

4.Nurse Darla Knight

5.Sgt. Bubba Lee West

6.Ekuma the Hawaiian Strongman

7.Ant-Man

8.Dermot O'Logical

9.Roderick Remus

10.Jebediah

11.Mr. Happy

12.Ford Gumble

13.Man Mountain Cahill

First Blood Match

Roderick Remus vs Dermot O'Logical

During their first encounter, Dermot blinded Remus with some sort of cosmetic product and picked up a cheap win. At the following show, Roderick Remus faked an eye injury, claiming he was blind. The cowardly O'Logical took a cheap shot at the assumed blind wrestler and found himself being put through a table. Roderick Remus has his chance at ultimate redemption when he tries to give the obsessive skin care warrior an extreme makeover.

Rock n' Roll Street Fight

Nation of Filth vs The Rock City Stars

Following an impressive win by the Rock City Stars, the Nation of Filth surprised everyone by appearing inside of the ring and attacking the victors with a couple of chair shots. At our last show, the Rock City Stars ambushed the Nation of Filth following their match, knocking them out with chair shots. These two teams will get a chance to settle their problems in a Street Fight!

Oleg Dorosklov vs Paranoia

The 2008 Judo Olympic Champion is out to make a name for himself in his KAGI Pro debut against the youngster, Paranoia. Can Oleg use his Judo background to ground and pound his way to a victory?

Hustle 'n' Fight Challenge

"The Street Messiah" Antix & Streetz issue an Open Challenge

Antix throws out another challenge after defeating Mr. Happy in an impressive fashion. Who will accept the second Hustle 'n' Fight Challenge?

Official song for KAGI Pro 3: "Golden 13" is "Pursuit of Happiness" by Kid Cudi...

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Prediction Key:
Lucky 13 for the KAGI Pro Title: Ford Gumble, Man Mountain Cahill, Antix, Cal Sanders, El Medico, Nurse Darla Knight, Sgt. Bubba Lee West, Ekuma, Ant-Man, Dermot O'Logical, Roderick Remus, Jebediah & Mr. Happy
First Blood Match: Dermot O'Logical vs Roderick Remus
Rock n' Roll Street Fight: The Rock City Stars vs The Nation of Filth
Oleg Dorosklov vs Paranoia
Hustle 'n' Fight Challenge: Antix vs ?? ??

Jingo · February 5, 2010

Lucky 13 for the KAGI Pro Title: Ford Gumble, Man Mountain Cahill, Antix, Cal Sanders, El Medico, Nurse Darla Knight, Sgt. Bubba Lee West, Ekuma, Ant-Man, Dermot O'Logical, Roderick Remus, Jebediah & Mr. Happy

Give it to the Cowboy

First Blood Match: Dermot O'Logical vs Roderick Remus

I call shenanigans ..

Rock n' Roll Street Fight: The Rock City Stars vs The Nation of Filth

Oleg Dorosklov vs Paranoia

Oleg isn't losing his first match

Hustle 'n' Fight Challenge: Antix vs ?? ??

Usually i would back Mr. ??? but not tonight

MaxxHexx · February 5, 2010

Lucky 13 for the KAGI Pro Title: Ford Gumble, Man Mountain Cahill, Antix, Cal Sanders, El Medico, Nurse Darla Knight, Sgt. Bubba Lee West, Ekuma, Ant-Man, Dermot O'Logical, Roderick Remus, Jebediah & Mr. Happy He has character and is good in ring. FG and MMC already have a program and he doesn't.

First Blood Match: Dermot O'Logical vs Roderick Remus He plays dirty.

Rock n' Roll Street Fight: The Rock City Stars vs The Nation of Filth They need to be strong in a street fight.

Oleg Dorosklov vs Paranoia Good debut.

Hustle 'n' Fight Challenge: Antix vs ?? ?? Build momentum.

TOOL · February 10, 2010

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Weston Gymnasium(Tri-State)

Sunday, February, Week 4 There's a special feeling in the air. Tonight, 13 men will step inside of the ring and the last man standing will become the KAGI Champion. Who will find their pursuit of happiness and wrap gold around their waist?

KAGI Pro 3: Golden 13

Date: Sunday, February, Week 4, 2010

Place: Weston Gymnasium

Attendance: 120 people

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The Hustle 'n' Fight Challenge

Antix and Streetz are in the ring throwing down their Hustle 'n' Fight Challenge.

Streetz: Yo, last week we got some busta out here tryin' to take down my man, "The Street Messiah" Antix. Tonight, we are lookin' for a warm-up before we take home the KAGI Title. So which foo' is gonna walk out here n' get their butt whoooped?!

"Everyday Normal Guy" by Jon Lajoie hits and Regular Joe walks out. Joe slides into the ring and stands toe-to-toe with Antix & Streetz.

Streetz: You're the best sucka that we can get for the Hustle 'n' Fight Challenge?! What makes you so special?!? Huh?!...

Regular Joe: I never said I was special. My parents were very nice people. Every day when I woke up early to take the bus to work, my Mom and Dad told me that being "special" is very cliche. Instead of wishing I was special, I should just be glad that I'm Regular and not some weirdo. A weirdo like YOU!!

Antix attacks Regular Joe from behind and stomps him down. A referee runs out and calls for the bell, starting the match.

Rating: F

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Hustle 'n' Fight Challenge

"The Street Messiah" Antix w/Streetz vs Regular Joe

This was another match to showcase Antix. "The Street Messiah" dominated 90% of the match, looking very strong throughout the entire match. Antix picks up the win following the Murder on the Dance Floor.

Winner by Pinfall: Antix (9:45) E-

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A 2008 Olympic Champion Arrives

Oleg Dorosklov walks out and steps inside of the ring, ignoring the fans. He grabs a microphone and yells at the fans in broken English.

Oleg Dorosklov: Oleg here in KEG! You Americans are disgusting! ACK-POO! Now play Ukraine national anthem!

Oleg drops the microphone and stands at attention for the Ukraine national anthem. Paranoia walks out and interrupts the anthem, pissing off Oleg. He slides into the ring and starts off the match.

Rating: E-

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Oleg Dorosklov vs Paranoia

Oleg Dorosklov uses his legit Judo skills to throw Paranoia around the ring. Dorosklov forces Paranoia to tap-out to a Cross Armbreaker.

Winner by Submission: Oleg Dorosklov (9:49) F

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Rock n' Roll Street Fight

Nation of Filth vs The Rock City Stars

Huge brawl between these 4 guys. The fight spilled all over the gym, including in the stands. Nation of Filth put Rockin' Ryan Turner on top of a table then Powerbombed Stan Manna on top of him, through the table. Stink covered Manna for a 3-count.

Winner by Pinfall: Nation of Filth (11:47) E

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Trauma Center causes some Tag Team Trauma

After the match, El Medico & Nurse Darla Knight ambush Nation of Filth from behind with a pair of chairshots. Medico pulls out two stretchers from underneath the ring and straps the Nation of Filth onto them. For whatever reason, Trauma Center rolls the Nation of Filth to the back, with them strapped onto the Stretchers.

Rating: F-

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Dermot O'Logical refuses to be in a First Blood Match

Dermot O'Logical walks out to a sea of booo's. He steps into the ring and grabs a microphone.

Dermot O'Logical: There is NOOOO WAY that I'm going to compete in a First Blood match! NOOO WAYYY!! Do you know how much my face is insured for?! My face costs way more than Roderick Remus' life!

"Last Resort" by Papa Roach hits. Roderick Remus runs out and slides into the ring, they brawl as the referee calls for the bell.

Rating: D-

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First Blood Match

Roderick Remus vs Dermot O'Logical

Another huge brawl between these two. The fight immediately spills to the outside where Roderick Remus chokes Dermot O'Logical with a Camera chord. Roderick whoops Dermot for the majority of the fight, smashing him with various objects, trying to make him bleed. Suddenly, Dermot grabs a Ketchup Bottle from underneath the ring and squirts a blob of Ketchup onto Roderick's face, of course behind the referee's back. O'Logical yells at the referee, telling him that Roderick's bleeding. The referee see's the Ketchup, thinking it's blood and calls for the bell.

Winner by First Blood: Dermot O'Logical (14:36) E-

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A Brawl to the Back

Afterwards, Roderick Remus wipes the blood off of his face and brawls with Dermot O'Logical all the way to the backstage area. The bad blood between these two look to be far from over.

Rating: D-

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Lucky 13 Battle Royal for the KAGI Pro Championship

Entrant #1: Ant-Man

Entrant #2: Ekuma the Hawaiian Strongman

Ant-Man and Ekuma starts things off with a test of strength. Ant-Man over powers the larger wrestler and tosses him across the ring with a Slam. Ant-Man clotheslines Ekuma over the top rope, eliminating him.

Ekuma The Hawaiian Strongman has been eliminated

Entrant #3: Jebediah

Jebediah attacks Ant-Man from behind, stomping and kicking. Jebediah suplexs Ant-Man in the middle of the ring and hits a Top Rope Legdrop, surprising the fans. Ant-Man blocks a Slam attempt from Jebediah and tosses the large Amish Assassin over the top rope.

Jebediah has been eliminated

Entrant #4: Antix

Antix slides in and attacks Ant-Man. The Street Messiah keeps Ant-Man grounded with some vicious ground attacks. Antix tries to eliminate Ant-Man over the top but was unable to.

Entrant #5: El Medico

Medico runs out and helps Antix, beating Ant-Man down. Ant uses his strength to fight back, tossing both competitors off of him. Ant-Man tosses El Medico and Antix out of the ring with a double backdrop.

Antix & El Medico has been eliminated

Entrant #6: Man Mountain Cahill

MMC absolutely destroys Ant-Man with a Running Big Boot them Military Press Slams him over the top rope.

Ant-Man has been eliminated

Entrant #7: Mr. Happy

Mr. Happy asks MMC for a hug. Cahill decides to give Happy a Chokeslam rather than hug him. The Man Mountain chokes Mr. Happy untill the next entrant walks out.

Entrant #8: Carl Sanders

Carl Sanders attacks MMC from behind, saving Mr. Happy from being choked to death. Cahill tosses Sanders off of him and levels him with a Clothesline.

Entrant #9: Dermot O'Logical

Dermot O'Logical immediately attacks Mr. Happy in the corner. Stomping a mud hole through him. O'Logical tosses Mr. Happy out of the ring.

Mr. Happy has been eliminated

Entrant #10: Roderick Remus

Roderick Remus runs out and clotheslines Dermot O'Logical out of the ring, eliminating O'Logical and himself in the process. Roderick and Dermot brawl all the way to the back.

Roderick Remus & Dermot O'Logical has been eliminated

Entrant #11: Ford Gumble

Ford and MMC exchange punches, brawling with each other and giving Carl Sanders enough time to recover. Cahill stops Ford's momentum with a knee-lift. Man Mountain attempts to toss Ford over the top rope when Carl Sanders saves him.

Entrant #12: Sgt. Bubba Lee West

Bubba Lee attacks Carl Sanders, beating down the Canadian Lumberjack in the corner. On the opposite corner, Man Mountain Cahill is stomping away at Ford Gumble.

Entrant #13: Nurse Darla Knight

Darla Knight slides into the ring and low blows Sgt. Bubba and MMC while they were occupied with their rivals. Nurse nails Bubba and MMC with some forearms, building up tons of momentum. Cahill levels her with a Big Boot, knocking her out. MMC wraps his hands around her neck and Chokeslams her out of the ring.

Nurse Darla Knight has been eliminated

Sgt. Bubba Lee West lets Nurse Darla Knight know what he thinks about her when Carl Sanders eliminates him from behind.

Sgt. Bubba Lee West has been eliminated

Sgt. West slides back inside of the ring and tosses Carl Sanders out of the ring, screwing Sanders out of the Championship.

Carl Sanders has been eliminated

Sgt. Bubba Lee West slides to the outside and slams Carl Sanders into the steal guard rails. West spits on the Canadian Lumberjack before leaving ringside. Back in the ring, Ford Gumble nails MMC with a couple of punches. Gumble tries to toss MMC out of the ring when a camera man takes a picture, blinding Ford with his flash. Cahill takes advantage of the situation and tosses Ford Gumble out of the ring.

Ford Gumble has been eliminated

Winner and the FIRST EVER KAGI CHAMPION: Man Mountain Cahill (19:32) D-

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The Shocker!

After the match, the same Cameraman who blinded Ford Gumble slides into the ring and takes off his coat and hat revealing himself to be Playboy Jake Sawyer.

Playboy Jake Sawyer: Ladies and Gentlemen, please stand up and give a round of applause to your KAGI Champion, MAN MOUNTAIN CAHILL!!

The crowd booo's as Jake Sawyer and MMC close the show with their Championship celebration.

Rating: D+

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Final Show Rating: E+

TOOL · February 11, 2010

CLIMBING ONE STEP AT A TIME...

KAGI Pro sets Attendance Record

KAGI Pro wants to thank everyone who attended "KAGI Pro 3: Golden 13", with your help we set a brand-new record of 120 people in attendance. We're hoping you continue to support KAGI Pro and help us triple that record in the upcoming years.

IGNORANCE IS BLISS...

Trauma Center releases YOUTUBE Video

A video on youtube featuring Trauma Center & Nation of Filth surfaced on the internet last night. Although we're not sure of the exact location of where the video took place, we now know that the video was taken 2 days after KAGI Pro 3.

youtube.com...

The video takes place inside of a very dark room. Nurse Darla Knight is standing infront of the camera, blocking whatever is taking place behind her. She squints, looking at whoever is operating the camera.

Nurse Darla Knight: Medico, is that camera on?...

El Medico: Si...

Nurse Darla Knight: Good. Greetings Pro Wrestling world! My name is Nurse Darla Knight and together with El Medico we are the Trauma Center. We decided to document this video to show the world our greatest accomplishment. After years and years of terror, we were able to do what no other tag team has been able to do. We have tamed the most vicious and destructive Tag Team in all of pro wrestling, The Nation of Filth!

Darla Knight steps off camera. Grunt and Stink are sitting at a table, drool dripping down their chin, obviously sedated on some sort of drug.

Nurse Darla Knight: With the Nation of Filth as our puppets, we're going to take over the Wrestling World!! Muahahaha....

Medico turns the camera so that he's on-screen.

El Medico: Si...

Nurse Darla Knight: What did I tell you, Medico?! Keep the camera on me at ALL TIMES!!

End of video

LIKE LIFE IS FAIR...

KAGI Pro 4: Lockdown

KAGI Pro Wrestling commissioner, The Boston Bomber, has issued a KAGI Pro title defense at our next event. After watching how Ford Gumble was eliminated in the Lucky 13 Battle Royal, Bomber has decided to declare Ford Gumble the #1 Contender and put him in a Steal Cage Match against Man Mountain Cahill so that nobody can interfere.

Steal Cage Match

for the KAGI Pro Championship

2 men, trapped in a 15 foot high cage, battle for gold. Who will come out as the KAGI Pro Champion now that nobody can interfere?

3 Stages of Pain & Glory

for the #1 Contendership

Roderick Remus vs Dermot O'Logical

*Stage 1: Blind-Fold Match

*Stage 2: First Blood Match

*Stage 3: Ladder Match(if needed)

It's finally time to settle the score. Roderick Remus and Dermot O'Logical will face off in what looks to be the conclusion of their war. With a #1 Contendership Slip hanging above the ring, these two will be fighting for more than just a grudge, they will fight for glory!

Oleg Dorosklov vs Mr. Happy

"Leaping Lumberjack" Carl Sanders vs Evil Spirit

Hustle 'n' Fight Challenge

"The Street Messiah" Antix w/Streetz vs ?? ??

vs

8-Person Tag Team Match

Nations Tribe & Rock City Stars vs Nation of Filth & Trauma Center

Official song of "KAGI Pro 4: Lockdown" is "Love Lockdown" by Kanye West...

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Prediction Key:
Cage Match: Man Mountain Cahill© vs Ford Gumble
3 Stages of Pain & Glory: Roderick Remus vs Dermot O'Logical
Carl Sanders vs Evil Spirit
Oleg Dorosklov vs Mr. Happy
Hustle 'n' Fight Challenge: Antix w/Streetz vs ?? ??
8-Person Tag Team Match: Nation's Tribe & Rock City Stars vs Nation of Filth & Trauma Center

Jingo · February 11, 2010

Prediction Key:

3 Stages of Pain & Glory: Roderick Remus vs Dermot O'Logical

Carl Sanders vs Evil Spirit

Oleg Dorosklov vs Mr. Happy

Hustle 'n' Fight Challenge: Antix w/Streetz vs ?? ??

8-Person Tag Team Match: Nation's Tribe & Rock City Stars vs Nation of Filth & Trauma Center

Zergon · February 11, 2010

3 Stages of Pain & Glory: Roderick Remus vs Dermot O'Logical

Carl Sanders vs Evil Spirit

Oleg Dorosklov vs Mr. Happy

Hustle 'n' Fight Challenge: Antix w/Streetz vs ?? ??

8-Person Tag Team Match: Nation's Tribe & Rock City Stars vs Nation of Filth & Trauma Center

TOOL · February 12, 2010

HIStory...

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Ford Gumble vs Man Mountain Cahill

KAGI Pro 1: The Grand Opening...

Man Mountain Cahill Makes a Statement

MMC and Playboy Jake Sawyer made their first statement in KAGI Pro when they threatened to destroy all of their competition, 1 by 1 starting with Mr. Happy. Luckily, Ford Gumble ran out and saved the day before any damage could be done to Mr. Happy. Gumble challenged Man Mountain to a match later on in the evening.

Ford Gumble vs Man Mountain Cahill

Ford Gumble managed to defeat Man Mountain Cahill by Count-Out after a wild brawl that spilled all over the gymnasium. Gumble said that he'd face MMC anyplace, any time.

KAGI Pro 2: Trapped...

Ford Gumble vs Man Mountain Cahill - Lumberjack Match

Playboy Jake Sawyer asked for a Lumberjack Match in MMC's re-match against Ford Gumble, that way nobody could get Counted Out. The match ended in a No Contest when all 13 Lumberjacks got into a brawl.

The Boston Bomber brings Gold to KAGI Pro

During the 13-person brawl, the legendary Boston Bomber makes his KAGI Pro debut and announces that he has just been hired as the companies Commissioner. Bomber then announces that all 13 people in the ring will compete in a "Lucky 13 Battle Royal" at the next event to determine the very first KAGI Pro Champion.

KAGI Pro 3: Golden 13...

Crowning a Champion

MMC and Ford Gumble were the final two men in the 13-person Battle Royal. When Ford was about to eliminate Cahill, a Camerman takes a picture of Gumble, blinding him with his flash and assisting MMC in eliminating his final competitor. Man Mountain Cahill out-lasted 12 other men to become the first ever KAGI Pro Champion!

The Shocker

Afterwards, the Cameraman stepped inside of the ring and took off his jacket, sun glasses and hat to reveal that he was Playboy Jake Sawyer. Man Mountain Cahill and his manager celebrate their Championship win and KAGI Pro dominance.

KAGI Pro 4: Lockdown...

Ford Gumble vs Man Mountain Cahill - Steal Cage Match

After reviewing the ending to the Lucky 13 Battle Royal, the Boston Bomber decided that Ford Gumble deserved another shot at the title in a match where nobody can interfere, a Steal Cage Match. Neither man has ever pinned or submitted the other. Can Ford Gumble finally slay the Giant and become the KAGI Pro Champion? Or will Man Mountain Cahill and Playboy Jake Sawyer reign supreme?

WHO WILL WIN?....

MaxxHexx · February 13, 2010

3 Stages of Pain & Glory: Roderick Remus vs Dermot O'Logical

Carl Sanders vs Evil Spirit

Oleg Dorosklov vs Mr. Happy

Hustle 'n' Fight Challenge: Antix w/Streetz vs ?? ??

8-Person Tag Team Match: Nation's Tribe & Rock City Stars vs Nation of Filth & Trauma Center

TOOL · February 15, 2010

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KAGI Pro 4: Lockdown

Date: Saturday, March, Week 1, 2010

Place: Weston Gymnasium

Attendance: 60 people

Weston Gymnasium(Tri-State)

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8-Person Tag Team Match

Nations Tribe & Rock City Stars vs Nation of Filth & Trauma Center

The Nation of Filth look like walking zombies, obviously sedated with drugs by Trauma Center. Lots of action from the Rock City Stars. The rock duo eventually tosses the Nation of Filth to the outside and hit stereo dives ontop of them. Back in the ring, Nurse Darla Knight hits the Lethal Injection (Stunner) on Roger Monteiro for the 3-count.

Winners by Pinfall: Nation of Filth & Trauma Center (10:25) E-

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The Bomber Announces Grand Prix

Afterwards, The Boston Bomber walks out with a microphone, interrupting Trauma Center/NOF's celebration.

The Boston Bomber: I hate to crash this party but I got a major announcement that can't wait. Starting at the next event, KAGI Pro will hold a Tag Team Grand Prix tournament to crown the first ever Tag Team Champions! 8 teams will be chosen to compete in the tournament and since you four won tonight, it only seems right that Trauma Center faces The Nation of Filth in the first round of the tournament!

Trauma Center does not look happy. Nurse Darla Knight tries to protest the Bomber's decision but she's falling on deaf ears.

The Boston Bomber: You can complain all you want but my mind is set! Trauma Center will take on Nation of Filth at KAGI Pro's next event!

Rating: D

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The Hustle 'n' Fight Challenge

Antix and Streetz are in the ring, ready for their Hustle 'n' Fight Challenge.

Streetz: Yo, Antix has just been makin' all these fools look silly! Please...PLEASE...let someone walk out here wit some swagger so that my man can get some real competition, ya hurr?!

Jebediah walks out to no music. He steps inside of the ring and stands toe-to-toe with Antix.

Streetz: Yo, wanksta, step off of the champ. You're a big boi for sure but you ain't street enuff to beat Antix...

Antix dropkicks Jebediah's leg out from underneath him while his attention was turned towards Streetz. Antix beats down on Jebediah as the referee starts the match.

Rating: F+

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Hustle 'n' Fight Challenge

"The Street Messiah" Antix w/Streetz vs Jebediah

Antix pounds away at Jebediah untill the Amish Assassin uses his strength to get the upper hand. Jebediah hits a HUGE Running Powerslam then climbs to the top rope, Jebediah misses a Flying Leg Drop, crashing hard. Antix takes advantage of the situation and nails the Murder on the Dancefloor to win the match.

Winner by Pinfall: Antix (12:27) F+

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Stand for the Ukraine Anthem

Oleg Dorosklov walks out to a sea of boo's, he steps inside of the ring and grabs a microphone.

Oleg Dorosklov: KEG Professional, you have competition but I DESTROY like America, ACK-POO! Now play Ukraine Anthem!

The Ukraine Anthem plays for a bit untill "Why Can't We Be Friends" by Smashmouth interrupts. Mr. Happy walks out, shaking hands and hugging fans on his way towards the ring. The Happiest wrestler alive asks Oleg for a hug and ends up getting Judo Slammed down to the mat.

Rating: F

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Oleg Dorosklov vs Mr. Happy

The 2008 Judo Olympic Champion absolutely dominates the match, tossing Mr. Happy around with various Judo moves. Dorosklove wins the match with a Cross Armlock.

Winner by SUbmission: Oleg Dorosklov (11:43) E

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3 Stages of Pain & Glory

for the #1 Contendership

Roderick Remus vs Dermot O'Logical

*Stage 1: Blind-Fold Match

Both men are blind-folded before the match and directed towards their corner. The referee calls for the opening bell and both wrestlers stumble out of their respective corners. Both men try to get a grasp of their surroundings. Roderick Remus grabs a hold of Dermot O'Logical and tosses him over his head with a German Suplex. Unfortunately, Remus wasn't able to locate Dermot in time to pin him. O'Logical attempts a Running Spear but Roderick Remus moves out of the way and rolls up his opponent in a tight school boy, 1...2...3! Remus picks up the first fall.

Winner by Pinfall: Roderick Remus (5:21)

*Stage 2: First Blood Match

Both wrestlers are lead to their corners, they have their blind-folds removed and instructed that the next fall is a First Blood match. Roderick Remus immediately rolls out of the ring after the opening bell and throws a couple of chairs and a trash can inside of the ring. Dermot tries to toss the weapons back to the outside but ends up getting nailed from behind with a Chairshot. The fight spills to the outside where Remus chokes Dermot with some electrical chords. O'Logical low blows Roderick Remus and sends him head first into the steal guardrails, busting him open.

Winner by First Blood: Dermot O'Logical (5:10)

*Stage 3: Ladder Match

Dermot refuses to go back to his corner, stomping away at the bloody Roderick Remus. O'Logical grabs a chair and slams it repeatedly across Remus' back. The Obsessive Skincare Wrestler slides a Ladder into the ring and starts climbing it, trying to grab the #1 Contendership slip. Roderick pushes the Ladder over, forcing O'Logical to drop throat first onto the ring ropes. Roderick ties O'Logical's arms inbetween the ropes then knocks him out with a Chairshot. Remus climbs the Ladder and grabs the #1 Contendership slip, winning the match and the war!

Winner by Retrieval: Roderick Remus (7:00)

Winner of the match and #1 Contender: Roderick Remus (17:31) E

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"Leaping Lumberjack" Carl Sanders vs Evil Spirit

This is Evil Spirit's official KAGI Pro debut. Spirit lands some nice looking leg kicks, stunning the Canadian. Sanders manages to build some momentum and keep Evil Spirit down with a Jumping Piledriver.

Winner by Pinfall: Carl Sanders (12:03) F+

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Sgt. Bubba Lee West Attacks!

Following the match, Sgt. Bubba Lee West runs out from the back and amushes Carl Sanders from behind. Bubba Lee nails Carl with the Recon Wrench, knocking him out.

Sgt. Bubba Lee West: A-TEN-HUT!! You stupid, dirty, Canadian!!! Did you think that you could ruin my chances at becoming the KAGI Pro Champion and not suffer the consequences?! Huh?! What, you got nothing to say for yourself, puke?! You're just like your stupid country, cowardly and weak!! I can't wait to put an end to North America and become your leader so I can get rid of maggots just like all of you....AND THAT'S AN ORDER!!

Rating: F+

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Steal Cage Match

for the KAGI Pro Championship

We're informed that the match can be won by Pinfall, Submission or Escaping the Cage. Ford Gumble immediately starts landing some punches on Man Mountain Cahill, stumbling him a bit untill he knocks him down with a running Forearm Strike. Ford Gumble tries to escape through the door but Cahill stops him and drives him down to the mat with a Belly-to-Back Suplex. MMC beats Ford down, pounding him with punches and kicks. Cahill Chokeslams Gumble and attempts to climb out of the cage. Before MMC could get far, Ford grabs ahold of his opponents foot and pulls him down, forcing him to crotch himself on the ring ropes. Ford Gumble lands a top rope Bulldog, knocking Cahill out. He starts climbing the cage, once Ford gets to the top Playboy Jake Sawyer is there trying to stop him. Gumble punches Jake Sawyer off of the cage and sending him crashing through the time keepers table. MMC recovers and manages to POWERBOMB Ford Gumble off the top of the Cage. Cahill falls ontop of him, 1...2....3!!

Winner by Pinfall and STILL KAGI Pro Champion: Man Mountain Cahill (10:51) E+

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A Mysterious Debut

MMC is inside of the cage, celebrating his very first KAGI Pro Title defense when all of the lights in the Gymnasium go out. Cahill is standing in total darkness for a good 2 minutes. When the lights return, Fumihiro Ota is standing inside of the Cage behind the Champion. Ota turns MMC around and lays him out with the Ninja Strike (Modified Slice Bread #2). The former TCW Cruiserweight & Tag Team Champion climbs to the top of the cage and bows to the KAGI Pro fans. The lights go out again and just as quickly as he appeared, Fumihiro Ota disappears once the lights return.

Rating: D+

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Show Rating: E

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