My Deep Impact Wrestling Cards

[TommyDreamerFan]

Nothing special here, just a "What's going on in my game" sort of thing so I can feel some what accomplished for what little creativity I have.

ROSTER:

(In order of importance, gimmicks in quotes, any other information in preferences)

"Wild Man" Mayhem Mulhoney

"The Drunk" Menace To Sobriety

"The Boss" Dumfrey Pinn

Jack "The Angelic Diablo" Avatar

"No Laughing Matter, Mate" The Comedian

"Manic Depressive" Asylum

"Powers Of Paint" Hatemonger and Warmonger

"S&M" Smasher and Mauler

"Your Local Dealer" Wezzy-D Formerly (Formerly Wez Dobberly)

"Survive If He Lets You" Tombstone

"Convicted Pedophile" Dirty Diesel Dan

"Old School" Masked Man Of The 1950's (Formerly Whirlwind Lee Wilks)

"Street Thug" Abattoir

"The Alpha Gangsta" New Jackson (Formerly Maurice Jackson)

"Cause Red Is Over-Rated" Crazy Blue (Formerly Milton Hittlespitz)

"He's Just Doing This To Pay Alimony" Roadhouse Radford

"The Beast From Down Under" Dingo (Formerly Brisbane Devil)

Tag Teams:

"Apocalypse" Warmonger and Hatemonger

"S&M Connection" Smasher and Mauler

"Porn 'N' Scorn Connection" Dirty Deisel Dan and Roadhouse Radford

"Crazy Asylum" Crazy Blue and Asylum

"Pinn Enterprises" Dumfrey Pinn and Abattoir

"Drunk & Disorderly" The Comedian and Menace To Sobriety

 

Managers

Princess Jo (Formerly Taniko Jo), manages S&M Connection

Little Cherry (Formerly Ceri Dordevich), manages Crazy Blue

Delbert DeGeorge, manages Tombstone

Victor Von Goliath, manages Dingo

Crackwhore Lori, manages Wezzy-D

 

Champions:

DIW Championship: The Comedian

DIW Outback: VACANT

DIW Tag Team: The Apocalypse

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DIW Rampage

 

DIW RAMPAGE 1/SAT/WEEK4/2010

At Marv's Sport's Central Bar And Grill

1. Mulhoney came out and began rambling on negatively about current DIW Champion, The Comedian. Eventually the Champ came out (To The Offsprings' "Come Out And Play"), and after a heated exchange we'd find out that tonight we'd see The Comedian Versus Mayhem Mulhoney for the DIW Championship

 

2. MATCH: New Jackson versus Asylum

Description: Never happened. Before the bell even rang, Dingo ran out from the back and proceeded to destroy both Jackson and Asylum while his manager Victor looked on quite pleased.

 

3. MATCH: Masked Man Of The 1950's Versus Wezzy-D /w Lori

Description: Nice open match. Masked Man one when Lori, being the dumbass Junkie that she is, accidentally caused a distraction that led to Wezzy being rolled up via School Boy. After the match, Wezzy ordered Lori to remain in the ring while he went to the back to get her punishment. He came back with a bucket of ice cold water and dumped it on Lori, humiliating her.

 

4. TITLE MATCH: The Apocalypse© vs The Porn 'N' Scorn Connection for the DIW Tag Team Championship.

Description: A squash match, nothing more. Post match, Princess Jo came out and laid out a challenge to the champs to face her "Boys" Smasher and Mauler at the next DIW Rampage event. Apocalypse agreed.

 

5. MATCH: Tombstone /w Delbert DeGeorge vs Crazy Blue

Description: Another squash match, Tombstone chokes out Crazy with a rear naked choke.

 

6. MATCH: Dumfrey Pinn vs Menace To Sobriety

Description: Dumfrey did his usual schtick on relying on run-ins from Abattoir to get the win. Post match, Pinn Enterprises were laying the boots to Menace when the lights go out... And when they come back on, Jack Avatar is in the ring with a Sledge Hammer! He chases off Dumfrey and Abattoir.

 

7. Mellisa Abernathy came out and announce her self as the offical sexy "DIW Girl!", and proceeded to launch T-Shirts into the crowd.

 

8. HARDCORE TITLE MATCH: The Comedian© vs Mayhem Mulhoney for the DIW Championship.

Description: There was no winner declared as these two brawled right out the arena and into the night!

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