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holy crap two hundred ninety-five losses :o

 

In my 2008 NYCW diary he was the ultimate jobber. And for some reason people did not like this. However, he is back here in RIPW and one would hope that he can end his streak and turn it into a win streak. All though you know that probably will not happen.

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In my 2008 NYCW diary he was the ultimate jobber. And for some reason people did not like this. However, he is back here in RIPW and one would hope that he can end his streak and turn it into a win streak. All though you know that probably will not happen.

 

i hope it reaches 300 first :D

 

EDIT: i didnt even see that last sentence! LOL!

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i hope it reaches 300 first :D

 

EDIT: i didnt even see that last sentence! LOL!

 

Yeah people use the whited out sentence in mafia all of the time.:D Three hundred losses in a row is an awsome feat! He could be the reverse Goldberg, or the 1962 New York Mets. You have got to love a loser!:D

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Yeah people use the whited out sentence in mafia all of the time.:D Three hundred losses in a row is an awsome feat! He could be the reverse Goldberg, or the 1962 New York Mets. You have got to love a loser!:D

 

haha yeah, he'd get in the record books for sure!

 

btw, has he ever faced kentucky bill in a friendly match?

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haha yeah, he'd get in the record books for sure!

 

btw, has he ever faced kentucky bill in a friendly match?

 

Not to my knowledge, I mean nothing in either of their bios says that they have. To be honest with you, I was actually shocked that he held the tag team championships with Kentucky Bill.

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Live and Let Die is in the books and I must say I had a mix reaction in regards to the show. Some of the matches, angles, and promos came off really well. While others did not come across as well as I had hoped.

 

One lesson that I learned is that Jebediah does not belong in the main event. The kind is just too green right now and he really needs to gain more experience before he gets a crack at another match. Granted the match that he was in was meant to be nothing more than a squash match. However, his performance in the match was abysmal.

 

This is partly my fault because I know that Jebediah is green and not ready for such a high profile match. I also know that the fans are not really interested in his character. Therefore, they did not support our main event as much as they normally would have. In addition, the main event went on for far too long and it further exposed Jeb’s weakness inside the ring.

 

I had a brief conversation with Jeb after the match was over and he was a little disappointed that the crowd yelled boring during the match. I reassured him that once the fans got more familiar with him they will be sitting at the edges of their seats when they watch him wrestle. Sadly, I did not tell him that it would probably be years before that statement is true.

 

I was very disappointed in Brimstone’s match with Kentucky Bill. Once again, it was a case of someone wrestling in a big match on the card, and said wrestler just does not belong that high on the card. The fans have a very intense hatred of Brimstone partly because he is just so damn bland, but also because his performance in the ring leaves a lot to be desired.

 

One segment that bombed, but that I really liked was when the Young Braves were jumped by The Kings of Federal Hill after they beat the Kings. I thought it was a huge upset and the fans seemed to be behind that victory. I loved the fact that the fans did the Tomahawk Chop and the war cry after the match. I thought the right thing to do was have the Kings attack the Braves.

 

However, the fans did not appreciate this attack. I think part of the reason was because they witnessed a very good moment, and then that good moment was abruptly ended when the Kings attacked the Braves.

 

Finally, I would like to talk about “the headshot”. I know many fans on the internet were not happy with such a move. Unbelievably, I did not want that to happen either and I did not know that Too Hot was going to do it. He and Terry (aka Blackjack) decided to do it on the fly.

 

If I had known what they had planned, I would have nixed it right on the spot. There is no reason anyone should be taking a steel chair to the head. It could lead to concussions, which in the future could lead to brain damage. That is the last thing I want to have happen to any of the wrestlers here in RIPW.

 

And yes, this is coming from a guy who took all sorts of crazy shots in his career. I guess that is why I am against others doing it. Look I see what has happened to many ex-DAVE workers, a good portion of them have taking years off of their careers because they took violent shots to the head or they did dangerous spots in their matches. Like I said, I made a career out of doing stupid stuff like that and I was very fortunate to retire on my own terms and in relative good health.

 

Needless to say, I chewed out both Terry and Jason (Too Hot) after their brawl. In the coming weeks I plan to hold a meeting with the rest of the roster, outlining what can and cannot be done here in the RIPW. And believe you me; steel chairs to the head are going to be the number one priority on that list.

 

occ: I just have a quick question to whomever wants to answer this question. Should I cut back on segments between shows? I write so many segments because I take so long between shows and I want to post something. Well anyway like I said if anybody wants to answer that question it would be greatly appreciated.
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I personally like the segments in between shows because then its not show after show after show that you are posting.

 

^this. it's cool that you have so much variety in between shows

 

Thanks for the feedback! I was a bit worried that it detracted from diary having so many of these filler posts between shows.

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<p>Okay so I have been very lazy in updating this and I am sorry if it has turned people off from reading. I am so lazy that I am not even going to bother to do a hype post for this next card. Hey I did say this would not be an overly active diary!<img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="27878" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong>RIPW presents: The Making of Legends I</strong></p><p> </p><p> <em>[Heels on the left, faces on the right.]</em></p><p> </p><p> Cowboy Stuart Ferdinand vs. Too Hot</p><p> </p><p> Jerry’s Kids vs. The Wilkes Brothers</p><p> </p><p> The Kings of Federal Hill vs. The Young Braves </p><p> </p><p> Jerry Martin vs. Kentucky Bill</p><p> </p><p> For the RIPW Championship:</p><p> Hollywood Hank © vs. Brendan Idol</p></div><p></p><p></p></div></blockquote>
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<p>RIPW presents: The Making of Legends I</p><p> </p><p>

[Heels on the left, faces on the right.]</p><p> </p><p>

Cowboy Stuart Ferdinand vs. <strong>Too Hot</strong></p><p> </p><p>

Jerry’s Kids vs. <strong>The Wilkes Brothers</strong></p><p> </p><p>

The Kings of Federal Hill vs. <strong>The Young Braves</strong> </p><p> </p><p>

Jerry Martin vs. <strong>Kentucky Bill</strong></p><p>

It seems that Kentucky Bill could be the one to take the title off of Hollywood Hank and if that is the case you will need to build him up.</p><p> </p><p>

For the RIPW Championship:</p><p>

<strong>Hollywood Hank ©</strong> vs. Brendan Idol</p>

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<p>RIPW presents: The Making of Legends I</p><p> </p><p>

[Heels on the left, faces on the right.]</p><p> </p><p>

Cowboy Stuart Ferdinand vs. <strong>Too Hot</strong></p><p> </p><p>

Jerry’s Kids vs. <strong>The Wilkes Brothers</strong></p><p> </p><p>

The Kings of Federal Hill vs. <strong>The Young Braves </strong></p><p> </p><p>

Jerry Martin vs. <strong>Kentucky Bill</strong></p><p> </p><p>

For the RIPW Championship:</p><p>

<strong>Hollywood Hank ©</strong> vs. Brendan Idol</p>

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<p>Cowboy Stuart Ferdinand vs. <strong>Too Hot</strong></p><p><strong>

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Jerry’s Kids vs. <strong>The Wilkes Brothers</strong></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>The Kings of Federal Hill</strong> vs. The Young Braves </p><p> </p><p>

Jerry Martin vs. <strong>Kentucky Bill</strong></p><p> </p><p>

For the RIPW Championship:</p><p>

<strong>Hollywood Hank</strong> © vs. Brendan Idol</p>

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<p><strong>Cowboy Stuart Ferdinand</strong> vs. Too Hot</p><p> </p><p>

Jerry’s Kids vs. <strong>The Wilkes Brothers</strong></p><p> </p><p>

The Kings of Federal Hill vs. <strong>The Young Braves </strong></p><p> </p><p>

Jerry Martin vs. <strong>Kentucky Bill</strong></p><p> </p><p>

For the RIPW Championship:</p><p>

<strong>Hollywood Hank ©</strong> vs. Brendan Idol</p>

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RIPW presents: The Making of Legends I

 

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Saturday, July 17, 2010

Twin Event Center, Lincoln, Rhode Island

Attendance: 65

Show Rating: E-

 

 

[The show starts off with The Canadian Hit Squad walking down the hallway, sweaty and wearing their wrestling gear. They have just fought a match on the pre-show. They walk over to a door and open it, inside the room is Brian Cash-Man. He flings his arms open wide and smiles at The Canadian Hit Squad and says:]

 

 

Brian Cash-Man: Gentlemen, I want to say you two had a great match! I was thoroughly impressed how you won in such a convincing fashion out there!

 

 

Sky King: Thank you mister Cash-Man…

 

Brian Cash-Man: Now Sky King…Kintaro…I am not a man who beats around the bush. I am a man of action, a man who sees something he likes and grabs it. Well both the boss and I have been very impressed with the work you men have done in the ring recently. We have both come to the conclusion that you are the elite tag team in this wretched company.

 

Now I have a question for you two…why are the elite tag team of RIPW wrestling in singles matches and when you are not wrestling in singles matches you are wrestling on the pre-show?

 

[sky King and Kintaro look at each other, and it is obvious the neither one of them have an answer to this question.]

 

Brian Cash-Man: I guess neither one of you know the answer to this question. Because it is a question that should not have to be asked. You two should not be forced to fight in singles matches. You should be allowed to focus on tag team wrestling. In addition, you should not be made to fight on the pre-show against the likes of Brimstone and Jebediah. You should be on the main show fighting teams with actual talent!

 

That is where I come in. My boss and I can get you anything you want. Do you want to ride in limousines when you come to the arena? Instead of coming to the arena in a cheap ass rental car. Do you want to be able to focus on tag team wrestling? Instead of having to constantly, fight in singles matches. Do you want to get off the pre-show forever and onto the main show?

 

[both men nod their respective heads.]

 

Brian Cash-Man: Good because my boss and I can do all of that and more for you. Look, I already have a track record of taking great talent to the top here in RIPW. I am the manager of the RIPW Champion; you know my managerial record speaks for itself on that and that alone. Now you two are already the elite tag team here in RIPW. However, under my guidance I can make you the greatest tag team in the history of this dump of a promotion. So gentlemen, what do you say? Do you want to become members of a great team? Or are you content with fighting Brimstone every month on the pre-show?

 

[sky King and Kintaro have a brief discussion in hushed tones. Both men apparently agreeing on their collective decision.]

 

Sky King: Where do we sign mister Cash-Man?

 

 

[And with that, we leave the backstage area and enter the main part of the arena. The arena in complete darkness; flash bulbs go off intermittently as we hear a few fans yelling Yankees Suck. The multi-colored house lights come on and they start to move along the arena. The regular house lights come on and we see Rob L. Miskovsky and Mayhem Midden sitting at a table, which is on a stage. The crowd separates the stage from the ring.]

 

 

Rob L. Miskovsky: Hello and welcome wrestling fans to The Making of Legends! We have a hum-dinger of a card for you tonight, as we are coming to you live from Lincoln, Rhode Island! I’m Rob L. Miskovsky and I am standing along side my broadcasting partner Mayhem Midden.

 

Mayhem we should have one heck of a card for the fans tonight as we see the return to RIPW of Brendan Idol, and he will take on the RIPW Champion Hollywood Hank. Now Brendan, who is perhaps best known for his two hundred and ninety-five losses in a row, promises that tonight is a new night and he is going to get back on the winning track and win the RIPW Championship. Mayhem what do you think his chances are tonight?

 

 

Mayhem Midden: Slim to none…oh yeah…dig it!

 

Rob L. Miskovsky: Well everybody loves an upset…a Cinderella story if you vill, and Brendan Idol might just be the person to pull that off tonight. Well it looks like our first match of the night is about to start, so let us go to ringside for it!

 

 

 

[This Life by Curtis Stigers & The Forest Rangers begins to play over the arena’s sound system and the fans immediately break out into a Y-M-C-A chant. They don even wait for Stuart Ferdinand to step out from behind the curtain. Finally, Stuart comes out from the behind the backstage curtain with a sour look on his face. While walking down the aisle to the ring Stuart talks to himself, clearly not happy at the way the crowd feels about him.

 

Upon entering the ring, Stuart walks over to the ring announcer and takes the microphone right out of the ring announcer‘s hand.]

 

Stuart Ferdinand: You people make me sick! In Japan the fans bow when they see me, over here you scumbags sing YMCA when you see me! Your collective lack of respect for me is appalling!

 

And if you don’t start showing me the respect that an athlete of my caliber deserves, I will leave this ring and return to Japan!

 

[A good portion of the fans start to sing in unison, “Na Na Na Na…Na Na Na Na, Hey Hey Hey Goodbye.” And with each chorus sung the singing from the crowd grows louder. An enraged Stuart drops the microphone on the mat, goes to his corner, and sulks at the lack of respect he is getting from the fans of RIPW.]

 

[Let Me Clear My Throat by DJ Kool starts to play and out from behind the backstage curtain comes Too Hot. The fans go absolutely ape crap over Too Hot, who walks down the ring looking like a man on a mission. Too Hot enters the ring and walks over to his corner waiting for the opening bell to go off.]

 

Match: This match would probably be considered poor by most people’s standards. However, for RIPW it was considered a great match. I guess old Stu is right; the fans of RIPW do have low standards.

 

The fans were into whatever Too Hot did, and booed whatever Stuart did. This match was truly a back and forth affair as both men got in equal amounts of offense. The match did tend to be a lot longer than necessary and towards the end, both men were visibly tiring. The end came when Too Hot hit Stuart with a Seeking Missile. He then pinned Stuart for the victory.

 

Winner: Too Hot

Time: 16:41

Match Rating: E

 

 

[instead of going back to the announcer‘s table we to the backstage area and more specifically to a locker room where we see The Kings of Federal Hill standing. They are both dressed in their street clothes. Both Johnny and Justin are wearing wife beater t-shirts, black track pants, and they both have a ton of gold chains around their respective necks. So much so that one would think that, they have robbed Fort Knox.]

 

 

Johnny Boy: Yo, youz Indians got lucky last month! You didn’t deserve ya win but ya got it! We had an off night, and it aint gonna happen again! That’s why tonight me and my boy here wanna challenge youz two. We want another match with youz in da ring tonight!

 

 

Justin Sensitive: I’m not so sure them there Indians will have the stones to face us. After all, most Indians are cowards who gotta ambush people rather than fight em straight up. But if they do have the stones to fight us, we’re gonna mop da floor with them. So da ball’s in your court ya buffalo smelling pieces of trash, either you accept or ya run and hide just like ya ancestors always did.

 

[That is the end of the interview, we are now brought back to the announcer‘s table.]

 

Rob L. Miskovsky: I just want to inform all of our fans that we here at Rhode Island Pro Wrestling do not support the comments just made by The Kings of Federal Hill in regards to Native Americans. Quite frankly, I am appalled that anyone would make such hateful comments in this day and age. With that being said, let us go to the ring for our next match.

 

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Jerry’s Kids with Jerry Martin vs. The Wilkes Brothers with Heather B.

 

[We go down to ringside and we see Jerry‘s Kids (Sonic S. Thompson and Zachary Inc) already in the ring. Jerry Martin is there with them giving them some sort of insane pep talk.]

 

[Dirty Water by The Standells begins to play on the arena‘s sound system and the crowd goes nuts. The crowd begins to sing along with the song as Heather B. steps out from behind the backstage curtain. Tonight the lovely Ms. B. is wearing a tight pair of blue jeans and a Steve Grogan, New England Patriots jersey. Heather is followed shortly thereafter by her boyfriend Leftie and his older brother Dutch.

 

As they make their way down to the ring, they slap the fans hands. Inside the ring Jerry Martin watches them with a deranged look on his face.]

 

Match: Okay if you were looking for a five star match, you clearly were not in the right place when this match was happening. This match was…bad, and that is being nice about it. Lucky for the fans that had to sit through such a wretched bout, it was kept rather short. That fact alone helped Zachary Inc out a lot because it meant he did not need the use of an oxygen tank during the match.

 

The match was your standard tag team match, with the heels controlling a good portion of the match by cutting off the ring and not allowing Leftie to tag out. Finally, Leftie made the hot tag and his big brother Dutch entered the ring.

 

Dutch cleaned house when he entered the ring sending both of his opponents to the floor. Jerry Martin was very upset at this turn of events. In fact, he was so upset that he entered the ring with his trusty Kendo stick that he calls Deanna, snuck up behind Dutch, and nailed him with said Kendo stick. While doing this he yelled, “I’m Hardcore! I’m Hardcore! I’m Hardcore!” However, Jerry failed to notice that referee David Poker had witnessed him hit Dutch with the kendo stick. This leads to David Poker disqualifying Jerry’s Kids and giving the victory to The Wilkes Brothers.

 

Winners of this match by disqualification: The Wilkes Brothers

Time: 6:21

Match Rating: F+

 

[Never one to be happy with just doling out a simple beat down, Jerry continues to smash Dutch with the Deanna the kendo stick. Yelling, “I’m Hardcore1” after each strike. Finally, Leftie enters the ring again and chases Jerry off for a brief moment.

 

I say brief moment, because the minute Leftie goes and checks on his brother, Jerry and his minions (Zachary and Sonic) reenter the ring and the three men lay waste to the Wilkes Brothers. On commentary, Rob L. Miskovsky pleads for Donte Dunn or anyone to come out and help the Wilkes Brothers. After a few minutes of the brutal beat down some RIPW backstage officials come to the aid of the Wilkes Brothers. Who lay on the mat bleeding pools of blood.]

 

[instead of going back to the announcer‘s table we go to the backstage area where The Young Braves are standing by in a locker room. Running Bear is pacing while Running Wolf stands with his arms folded almost statue like.]

 

 

Running Bear: So Kings you did not like the fact that a team who you felt was inferior to you beat you fair and square in the ring. Why does that not surprise me?

 

We were the better team that night, point blank. And that is what is great about this sport, on any given night any given team can obtain victory. And that is what we did last month we pulled off the upset win.

 

[Running Wolf who is standing with his arms folded begins to speak.]

 

 

Running Wolf: Kings you say the ball is now in our court, well I am more than ready to play ball. You want your rematch. Well, Running Bear and I will be happy to give it to you guys. The one thing you guys have to ask yourselves is, are you ready to take on The Young Braves and our nation of warriors?

 

[Just as Running Wolf finishes speaking, he and Running Bear are attacked from behind by The Kings of Federal Hill. The Kings lay the Braves out and Johnny Boy spits on the back of the downed Running Bear.]

 

 

Johnny Boy: Dis is what ya get when ya mess with two guys from Providence! Looks like we’ll be seeing youz a little later!

 

[Johnny Boy walks off camera followed by Justin. However, before Justin leaves he decides to add insult to injury and he kicks the downed Running Wolf.]

 

Rob L. Miskovsky: I have to say I am thoroughly sick at what I have had to bear witness to tonight. We have not just had to sit through one violent beat down by Jerry Martin and his hired thugs. We just witnessed another savage beat down perpetrated by The Kings of Federal Hill!

 

Now in my humble opinion this sort of savage conduct does not belong in our sport! This sport is about respect and honor! It is not about beating your opponents with kendo sticks until the bleed! Has this sport really devolved into nothing more than a common street fight? Well I for one am appalled by the actions that I have had to watch tonight. And I just wanted my opinion known!

 

With that, let us go back to the backstage area where our broadcasting colleague Sue Danes is standing by with the man who will challenge Hollywood Hank tonight for the RIPW Championship, Brendan Idol. Take it away Sue…

 

 

[We go to the backstage area and Sue looks great as normal. She has on a tight red sweater and a black mini skirt.]

 

 

Sue Danes: Thanks Rob! Wud up RIPW fans! It’s your girl Sue Danes and I am standing next to the man who will challenge Hollywood Hank for the RIPW Championship, Brendan Idol! I would like to first totally welcome you back to RIPW, Brendan!

 

 

Brendan Idol: Thank you Sue, it is great to be back here in RIPW, wrestling in front of the best fans in professional wrestling.

 

Sue Danes: How amazing is it to be getting a crack at the RIPW Championship on your first night back with the company?

 

Brendan Idol: I am not going to lie to you Sue, it feels great and I am so stoked to be in this match! But I also know why Professor Nero chose me to fight Hollywood Hank for the title tonight.

 

I know that due to my losing streak here in RIPW, that Nero, Cash-Man, and Hank think that I will be a push over. Therefore, they are giving me a shot to face Hank because they think I can’t hack it in the ring with him.

 

Well let me tell you something Sue, today is a new day. A new chapter in my life begins tonight! Because tonight I am going to end this losing streak and I am going to walk out of here as the new RIPW Champion!

 

[brendan walks off screen after his little speech. Sue has a sly smile on her face and she fans herself with her right hand and says:]

 

Sue Danes: Wow that was kind of hot! I find a confident man very sexy…

 

[We now transition over to a closed door. We see The Wilkes Brothers (who both have bandages on their respective foreheads) walk up to said door. Dutch is about to knock on the door when it opens up and out walks Brian Cash-Man. Brian looks at the Wilkes Brothers with a look of disgust. ]

 

 

Brian Cash-Man: Gentlemen…

 

 

Dutch Wilkes: Hey Cash-Man don’t think me and my brother didn’t hear what you said about us.

 

[brian lets out a deep sigh, and shakes his head.]

 

Brian Cash-Man: Gentlemen, while I would love to discuss our differences in a non-violent manner. I really have to go, as I have to make sure everything is right for Hollywood Hank’s after party. So if you will excuse me I really must get a move on.

 

[The Wilkes Brothers let Brian pass they then walk into the room where Donte Dunn is. Donte is sitting on a couch in his street clothes.]

 

 

Leftie Wilkes: Where were you earlier when me and Dutch were getting attacked?

 

 

Donte Dunn: I’m sorry about dat brotha. I was talking business with Mr. Cash-Man. He offered to help me invest my money in the stock market. Showing me which stocks to invest in and what not brotha.

 

Dutch Wilkes: Yeah well while you were getting stock market tips, we were in the middle of the ring getting our asses kicked. I thought we were cool, I thought that we had your back and you had ours. I guess I was wrong…

 

Donte Dunn: Not wrong brotha, it is just I was in the middle of doing business. By da time I found out ya guys were being jumped da EMT’s were already out there helping you brotha.

 

Leftie Wilkes: Well that’s all well and good Donte, but remember we aint gotta watch your back the next time you’re getting jumped by Jerry and his boys.

 

Donte Dunn: Fair enough brotha, I will say this brotha, I’m gonna make it a point to watch your backs from here on out no matter what is going on with me. I figure I owe it to you two for always having my back.

 

[Donte puts his hand out and Leftie shakes it, and then Dutch shakes it. We now go back out to ringside.]

 

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The Kings of Federal Hill vs. The Young Braves

 

[Volare by Dean Martin starts to play over the arena‘s sound system. A few seconds later The Kings of Federal Hill step out from behind the backstage curtain. The fans immediately greeted them with boos. A chant of “You are Guidos!” also begins as the two men make their way down to the ring.

When they get into the ring Johnny Boy and Justin give the under the chin salute to the crowd. Johnny Boy then grabs the microphone from the announcer and says.]

 

 

Johnny Boy: For youz in the crowd that were expecting to see dem Indians come out and fight us, well you can keep on expecting cuz they aint gonna come out. Me and my boy took care of business and there aint know way those cowardly Indians gonna face us tonight.

 

[Johnny Boy turns around and looks at RIPW‘s referee David Poker and says:]

 

 

Johnny Boy: Hey ref you might as well start counting cuz they aint gonna make it out here tonight. Aint no way, aint no how! Start ya countin ref!

 

[Johnny Boy walks over to David Poker and puts the microphone up to David Poker‘s mouth. David hesitates to count for a moment, but then tells the timekeeper to ring the bell to start the match. And with that, David Poker starts to count.]

 

 

David Poker: One….two…three…

 

[The Young Braves are nowhere in sight.]

 

David Poker: Four…five…six…

 

[still no sight of the Braves.]

 

David Poker: Seven…eight…

 

[As soon as David Poker says eight, The Young Braves come out from the backstage curtain. Both men are hobbled from the attack earlier. The Kings, not willing to wait for their opponents to limp down to the ring, exit the ring and meet the Braves in the aisle. The four men brawl all the way down to ringside. Finally, Running Bear and Justin enter the ring and the match begins.]

 

Match: There is no sugarcoating the fact that this match was beyond bad. Which is a bit of a let down because they put on a pretty good match by RIPW standards last month. Maybe it was because The Braves had to sell their injuries and therefore had to purposely limit their work in this match.

 

This match was a one sided affair which also could have led to the low quality as well. Once again, with the Braves selling their injuries, this almost had to be more of a squash match. Now do not get me wrong The Braves did get in pockets of offense in during this match, it just did not happen very often. The fans were into the Braves doing the tomahawk chop and doing the war cry, whenever the Braves got in any offense.

 

This was just the Kings night, and they were in the zone. They showed the fans that they were the superior on this night. The match came to an end when Johnny Boy hit Running Bear with the Forgetaboutit (One-handed bulldog), and then pinned him for the victory.

 

Winners: The Kings of Federal Hill

Time: 7:45

Match Rating: F+

 

Rob L. Miskovsky: You know The Kings of Federal Hill might have just gotten the victory here, but The Young Braves have the moral victory! I mean I was told that the doctors told them not too compete tonight. But the Braves would not listen, their pride and guts brought them out here. It is just a shame that they lost tonight.

 

Mayhem Midden: Well you can’t win matches on guts and pride…dig it! And is it really pride that brought them out here tonight? Or was it stupidity…oh yeah…dig it! If I was them, I would have done what the doctors told me and not come out here to fight. I mean one loss really does not matter in the grand scheme of things.

 

But they’re stupid Indians so of course they are going to come out here. I guess they were fighting for pride, honor, or some other sort of B.S. dig it!

 

[Rob looks over angrily at Mayhem, he then shuffles some papers he has in his hands and says:]

 

Rob L. Miskovsky: I truly do not know how to respond to what you just said, let us just go down to the ring for our next match.

 

 

 

[Psycho Killer by The Talking Heads starts to play on the arena‘s sound system, and a few seconds later Jerry Martin steps out from behind the backstage curtain. Jerry is carrying his kendo stick he calls Deanna in his left hand and he has his typical maniacal smile on his face as he walks down to the ring.

 

When Jerry gets in front of Rowdy Roger, he stops for a minute and stares at the unusually quiet Rowdy Roger. He then creepily smiles at Roger, Jerry then enters the ring a waits for Kentucky Bill to come down to the ring.]

 

[We next hear a sound bite of Kentucky Bill saying, “Oh my gravy!” right after that American Badass by Kid Rock starts to play over the arena’s sound system and the crowd goes wild! Kentucky Bill soon steps out from behind the backstage curtain and the fans get even louder. Bill slowly makes his way down to the ring slapping the hands of the fans along the way.

 

Bill takes off his infamous Kentucky Wildcats hat and hands it to a teenaged girl who is sitting at ringside. The little young lady looks very happy at receiving hat; and she along with her other friends let out a gleeful scream. Bill finally enters the ring and stands in his corner waiting for the match to start.]

 

Match: This match was just a wild back and forth brawl. This is about what you would expect in a match with these two men in it. Jerry Martin actually go in a lot of offense in this match and for the first half of the match one could say he was the dominate force in the match.

 

However, Bill took over in the second half of the match. He even managed to get his “Oh my gravy” spot into the match. Towards the end of the match, Jerry mounted another offensive push. However, this was grounded to a halt when Donte Dunn appeared in the aisle way watching the match.

 

For some reason his appearance managed to freeze the maniacal madman dead in his tracks. This left an opening for Kentucky Bill to hit Jerry from behind. He then picks up Jerry and body slams him and covers him for the victory.

 

Winner: Kentucky Bill

Time: 12:03

Match Rating: E-

 

After the match is over and Bill has left the ring, Jerry gets on his knees and starts pounding the mat with both of his fists. He then starts to pull clumps of hair out of his head. Looking at each clump before tossing it to the canvas. Jerry slowly looks up at Donte (Who is still standing in the aisle way.), a smile creeps across his face he then gets up out of the ring and rushes towards Donte and the two men begin to brawl.

 

They brawled for a few moments in the aisle way before being separated by RIPW officials. Finally, Jerry was brought to the back by one of the members of RIPW security.

 

Rob L. Miskovsky: Well how about that! It looks like Donte Dunn was trying to make up for not helping out the Wilkes Brothers earlier. And from the looks of it, he did a good job! After all Jerry looked none to pleased after he lost to Kentucky Bill.

 

Mayhem Midden: What Donte did to Jerry was despicable! Why was Donte allowed to come down the aisle and watch the match? He does not even have a manager’s license…dig it! If he does not have a license, he should not be allowed to come down to the ring and cause a distraction!

 

Rob L. Miskovsky: So let me get this straight, because he does not have a license he has no right to watch a match. Yet because Jerry has a manager’s license, he has the right to beat people with a kendo stick! What kind of logic is that?

 

Mayhem Midden: Simple fact is Jerry has every right to be at ringside. On the other hand, Donte has not have a managerial permit, so he has no right to be down at ringside…oh yeah…dig it!

 

Rob L. Miskovsky: You are just amazing…I have nothing to say about that…

 

Mayhem Midden: Cuz you know it is the truth…dig it!

 

Rob L. Miskovsky: Let us move on shall we, up next is our main event between the newly returning Brendan Idol and the RIPW Champion Hollywood Hank. Now Mayhem, I think it is safe to say that Brendan Idol is a huge underdog in this upcoming match. I mean Brendan did managed to rack two hundred and ninety five losses in a row during his last tenure here in RIPW. So this match looks to be a bit of an uphill climb for him tonight.

 

Mayhem Midden: I think there is very little chance of Brendan even winning tonight. This should be a cakewalk for Hank. Brendan will not be walking out of this arena tonight as the new RIPW Champion. Instead, he is going to walk out with loss number two hundred and ninety six! Cuz it is what it is…oh yeah…dig it!

 

Rob L. Miskovsky: Well we are about to find out one way or the other. Let us go to the ring for our main event.

 

 

For the RIPW Championship

 

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Brendan Idol vs. Hollywood Hank with Brian Cash-Man

 

[Tubthumping by Chumbawamba begins to play across the arena’s sound system and the crowd starts to cheer as they know that everybody’s favorite loveable loser is about to come down to the ring. And a few seconds later Brendan Idol does emerge from behind the backstage curtain. Brendan slowly makes his way down to the ring, slapping the hands of the fans while doing so. When he gets in front of Rowdy Roger, he pauses for a second and shakes his hand before entering the ring.]

 

[The lights in the arena go down and a spotlight shines on the backstage curtain. Simply the Best by Tina Turner begins to play as Brian Cash-Man and the RIPW Champion Hollywood Hank steps out from behind the backstage curtain.

 

Various insults are shouted at the pair as they make their way down to the ring, but not one insult was dominate enough to make out. Both men also have garbage hurled at them as they walk to the ring. When Hank gets in front of Rowdy Roger, Roger yells at him:]

 

 

Rowdy Roger: Ya gonna lose tonight!

 

[To which Hollywood Hank replied:]

 

 

Hollywood Hank: And you’re a fat slob! So what does that prove?

 

[Rowdy Roger is none to pleased about this, he starts cussing out Hank, and Brian and Hank enter the ring.]

 

[before the start of the match RIPW Head referee David Poker walks over to the center of the ring. He then holds up his right arm as the ring announcer (who is standing behind him) holds the microphone up to David‘s mouth. David motions for both fighters to join him in the center of the ring. Both men comply and David says the following:]

 

 

David Poker: Okay gentlemen this match is for the RIPW Championship, I expect a good clean fight. Any questions?

 

Both fighters shake their heads no; as they keep their opponent’s stare.

 

David Poker: Okay then shake hands and return to your respective corners.

 

[Neither men shake hands. Instead, they both return to their respective corners and wait for the bell to ring.]

 

Match: By RIPW standards, this match was very good. The first half of the match saw Hank dominate Brendan beating him from pillar to post. Hank did the classic heel move, where he clearly had Brendan beat but would lift up Brendan’s shoulder so the ref would have to stop the count. Referee David Poker was not to fond of this tactic and admonished Hank every time Hank did that. The fans were also not fond of this tactic and they would boo Hank rather loudly every time he did it.

 

At around the six-minute mark, Hank threw Brendan out of the ring. Hank then proceeded to argue with David Poker while Brian Cash-Man started to kick Brendan in the back. Brian then picked Brendan up by his hair and slapped him in the face. This seemed to be the wake up call for Brendan, as he got up and punched Brian in the face. He then re-entered the ring and put on one hell of an offensive display in the ring against the champion.

 

In fact, there were plenty of times where Brendan had Hank pinned only to have Hank kick out at the last nanosecond. The crowd really ate this up and as cliché as this might sound many were on the edges of their respective seats. Many in the crowd felt that there was a legitimate chance that Brendan would win tonight.

 

However, anyone that would believe that would be dreadfully wrong. Hollywood Hank would regain control of the match when Brian Cash-Man got up on the outside of the ring to run interference for his client. Brendan went over to get the ref’s attention. It was at this point that Hank took a pair of brass knuckles out of his trunks and slipped them onto his left hand. Hank then pulled Brendan around to face him and he proceeded to punch Brendan with his left hand. This knocked Brendan clean out, Hank took the brass knuckles off and put them back into his trunks.

 

Hank then picked up Brendan and hit him with the MVP. This time Hank did not feel the need to toy with Brendan and he pinned Brendan for the victory. Thus handing Brendan his record two hundred and ninety-sixth loss in a row.

 

Winner and still RIPW Champion:

Hollywood Hank

Time: 13:01

Match Rating: E

 

[Post-match Hollywood Hank grabs the microphone from the ring announcer and says:]

 

 

Hollywood Hank: Hey where are you all going! I have something to say you pitiful peons! How dare you walk out of the building while your RIPW Champion is about to speak!

 

[What is left of the crowd (a good portion of it had already left the building by this point) booed the minute Hank started to talk.]

 

Hollywood Hank: The name of tonight’s card was The Making of Legends. Well tonight not one legend was made! However, you people…and I use that term loosely, did get to see me tonight. However, my legendary career was not made tonight…I just added to my greatness! Now you may leave!

[The ten or so people that are still in the crowd yell stuff at Hank and Brian Cash-Man as they leave the ring and go to the backstage area. We go to Rob who is sitting at the announcer‘s table.]

 

Rob L. Miskovsky: Well fans I hoped you all enjoyed the show tonight as much as I did! For my broadcast partner Mayhem Midden, I’m Rob L. Miskovsky wishing you all a good night!

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Once again I would just like to thank everyone that has taken the time to predict, read, and post in this diary.

 

Here are the results for this show:

 

 

Congratulations goes out to Jingo who had a perfect score for this show!

 

The prize for this show is: If you are interested I will give you a list of wrestler's whose contracts are about to come up. You can pick one person from that list to fire. They still have one show each on their contracts so they will be on the next show. However, after that they shall be gone from RIPW.

 

If you are interested just say so here and I will PM you the list of wrestlers.

 

 

I also wanted to say why I did not post segment ratings for this show. I tried something new, I set some of the segments to minor to see if I could get a better rating out of the show (sadly I did not). Also, minor segments do not show up in the past shows box in the game. Therefore, I had no idea what they rated out as (because I run the show in number grades and convert it back over to letter grades after the show is done) with the exception of Jerry and Jerry's Kids beatdown of The Wilkes Brothers which rated out as a 2 (:D).

 

Therefore, I just did not do segment ratings for this show.

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Congratulations goes out to Jingo who had a perfect score for this show!

 

The prize for this show is: If you are interested I will give you a list of wrestler's whose contracts are about to come up. You can pick one person from that list to fire. They still have one show each on their contracts so they will be on the next show. However, after that they shall be gone from RIPW.

 

If you are interested just say so here and I will PM you the list of wrestlers.

 

The chance to fire someone!? ... I'm in. :p

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grrr one more right answer and i could've had that prize, too :mad:

 

Well you've got to show more faith in the Kings of Federal Hill, after all "most Indians are cowards who gotta ambush people rather than fight em straight up" everyone knows this right!? :p

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Well you've got to show more faith in the Kings of Federal Hill, after all "most Indians are cowards who gotta ambush people rather than fight em straight up" everyone knows this right!? :p

 

i, in fact, did not know that :D good thing you told me, too bad it was a little too late :mad:

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The firing of Brimstone

 

 

 

The one thing that I hate the most about this job is having to fire someone. To take away ones livelihood is never a fun endeavor. However, I was put in such a position recently when Mycroft called me up and told me that I have to fire Brimstone. I asked him why he wanted me to fire Brimstone, and his response was because he stunk in the ring and many wrestlers were afraid to work with him.

 

Now I have had plenty of wrestlers on the roster complain to be about various workers. The two people I get the most complaints about are Jebediah and Blackjack Robbins. And with Blackjack, it seems people dislike him more because he is a bully and he sucks in the ring. That being said, I hardly ever get any complaints about Brimstone.

 

Granted his work is sub-par and his matches are some of the worst we have had since RIPW reopened. However, nothing was glaringly bad that I felt a dismissal was warranted. That was until Mycroft called me up and told me to get rid of him. And when the boss speaks, I listen and do whatever he asks me to do.

 

Therefore, after The Making of Legends was done I called Brimstone in my office to deliver the grim news. Before I go any further I want to say this, Brimstone is one weird dude. He very much lives his character, I mean he had his name legally changed to Brimstone, he very rarely speaks, and he is always in costume. Therefore, you can imagine how difficult this firing would be. Not only would I have to tell someone that there employment was terminated, I would also have to keep a straight face when doing it because the man sitting in front of me would be wearing pajamas.

 

Okay getting back on topic, I called him into my office to deliver him the bad news. And sure enough, he showed up in his wrestling costume. I did have a difficult time trying to keep a straight face while firing him. However, I was told to give him his walking papers and I did just that. I must say Brimstone did take the firing pretty well and there is a slight chance that if he improves we will hire him back in the future.

 

occ: Jingo chose to fire Brimstone as his prize. I guess on man's prize is another man's unemployment check...:D

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noooooo not the midcard jobber to the stars!

 

I know it sucks but he had to go.:D

 

So by saying that Brimstone had his name legally changed to Brimstone and lives his character fully even when not in the ring. I guess that makes him the C-Verse equivelent of The Ultimate Warrior.

 

That was exactly who came to my mind when I wrote this. However, unlike Jim Hellwig, Brimstone has never found success. That being said they are both horrible in the ring.

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