RIPW: The Ballad of Henry Lee

critical-23 · October 19, 2010

Been away for a minute but I shot to the last page (will catch up over the weeks necessary) but I just read the Jared Johnson segment about him being amazing! It flashes the brilliance of the "Dashing" Cody Rhodes segments on tv. It makes all the better that Double J is doing it, lol. KUTGW!

BHK1978 · October 19, 2010

Been away for a minute but I shot to the last page (will catch up over the weeks necessary) but I just read the Jared Johnson segment about him being amazing! It flashes the brilliance of the "Dashing" Cody Rhodes segments on tv. It makes all the better that Double J is doing it, lol. KUTGW!

Glad to see you still around on these boards critical! And thank you for reading!

I was trying for a Rick Rude type vibe from JJ but I do think it is coming across more as Cody Rhodes.

moon_lit_tears · October 19, 2010

Glad to see you still around on these boards critical! And thank you for reading!

I was trying for a Rick Rude type vibe from JJ but I do think it is coming across more as Cody Rhodes.

I'm still around and reading. Just not so talkative anymore.

michgcs · October 20, 2010

I'm still around and reading. Just not so talkative anymore.

wow

BHK1978 · October 20, 2010

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="moon_lit_tears" data-cite="moon_lit_tears" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="27878" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>I'm still around and reading. Just not so talkative anymore.</div></blockquote> Just happy you are still reading, and not being talkative is very understandable.

BHK1978 · October 21, 2010

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Sue’s Superstar of the Month!

[This month‘s interview is coming from a house, as Sue is sitting on a red couch in what looks to be somebody‘s living room. At the moment, the camera is only focused on Sue.]

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Sue Danes: Wud up RIPW fans! It’s your girl Sue Danes here and it is that time of the month again, you know when I interview an RIPW superstar! My guest this month is Kentucky Bill who has allowed me to interview him from his home and I must say this place is totally nice. I would like to totally thank you for allowing me to interview you today.

[The camera slowly zooms out and we see that Kentucky Bill is sitting next to Sue on his couch.]

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Kentucky Bill: It is my pleasure Sue.

Sue Danes: My first question is right from the internet. It is from michgcs who lives in the Philippines! He wanted to ask you a question that I think is like totally on the minds of every RIPW fan, which is, “What did it feel like to beat the crap out of your boss and was it worth it?”

[Kentucky Bill hangs his head low for a moment, looking almost sad and ashamed. He thinks over his response, then looks at Sue, and says:]

Kentucky Bill: I am not proud of what I did to Professor Nero. In fact, I am ashamed of what I did. You see people…kids…view me as a role model and I was anything but one when I hit Professor Nero. I really do not want people to emulate what I did, especially kids, because I truly did not have a right to do it.

No matter what Professor Nero has done to me, I should never have put my hands to him. It was something that happened in the heat of the moment. I did not think my actions over, I just reacted and well I would hate it if people tried to emulate me.

There are more diplomatic ways of dealing with the situation that I was put in. I just did not think things through enough. And for that I know there are going to be consequences and I fear that me losing my job might be the biggest consequences of them all.

Sue Danes: Do you like totally think that is what is gonna happen to you?

Kentucky Bill: To be honest with you Sue, I just don’t know. Heck if Professor Nero wanted to file assault charges against me, he would be well within his rights to do so. And if that is the case, I think me losing my job is the least of my worries.

Sue Danes: Now I know you are totally ashamed of what you did to Professor Nero. But do you regret what you did to him?

[Kentucky Bill once again pauses for a moment to think over his answer.]

Kentucky Bill: Regret…hmm…that is tough…I guess I really don’t regret what I did to him. No, like I said I wish I would have handled the situation better but I can’t say that I regret beating the tar out of him. After all he has put me through since I started to wrestle here. But like I said, no regrets…more shame in letting the fans down…and shame in not being able to control my temper…actions better…

Sue Danes: Well Bill I think that is all, thank you for taking the time to talk to me. And I totally hope that you will be able to keep your job.

Kentucky Bill: Well I hope I still have a job as well, and I thank you Sue for giving me a place to talk about what I did.

Sue Danes: Well that is all for this month, I hope you tune in next month when I interview my next superstar of the month. Until then, I hope you all have a kick ass month! See you all laters!

[sue blows a kiss at the camera as the screen fades to black.]

michgcs · October 21, 2010

Sue Danes: My first question is right from the internet. It is from michgcs who lives in the Philippines! He wanted to ask you a question that I think is like totally on the minds of every RIPW fan, which is, “What did it feel like to beat the crap out of your boss and was it worth it?”

whooooo! what's the opposite of name-dropping?

BHK1978 · October 21, 2010

whooooo! what's the opposite of name-dropping?

You asked the question. I think the bigger question is how are you able to watch RIPW wrestling out in the Philippines.

michgcs · October 22, 2010

You asked the question. I think the bigger question is how are you able to watch RIPW wrestling out in the Philippines.

i have my sources

BHK1978 · October 31, 2010

The following video is on RIPW.com

[The video beings with The Wilkes Brothers entering into the locker room shortly after being on the receiving end of a vicious beat down at the hands of The Canadian Hit Squad. Donte Dunn is sitting at his locker, dressed in his street clothes, when he sees the Wilkes Brothers. Donte quickly looks down at the floor hoping his “friends” would not take notice of him.]

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Dutch Wilkes: Hey Donte what’s up? Where da hell was you when me and my brother were getting jumped once again? I thought last month you told me and my brother that you were gonna be there for us no matter what! So I gotta ask you once again, where the hell were you?

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Donte Dunn: Sorry brotha, I was talking to mister Cash-Man about my future. I…couldn’t make it out to the ring on time…

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Leftie Wilkes: Ya know what Donte, I gonna call bull crap on that my brother. Why is it every time we get jumped, you just so happen to be talking to Mister Cash-Man? Are you trying to set us up for a beat-down?

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Donte Dunn: Not at all me brotha, he was here giving me career advice…

[Dutch starts to laugh at this notion and he laughs so hard he has to grab his side that is tender from the earlier beat down.]

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Dutch Wilkes: Don’t make me laugh, cuz my ribs are very sore and I can’t afford to laugh right now. Look the last person you should be getting career advice from is Brian Cash-Man. The dude will rob ya blind and act like he is doing you the favor.

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Donte Dunn: Ting is brotha, he produces winners, and dats what I wanna be here in RIPW a winner. I can’t go back to Barbados and live the life of a begger, brotha. I need to stay here in American, so that I can live out the American dream.

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Leftie Wilkes: Look Donte you are a great wrestler and in a few years you’re gonna be a superstar. Don’t take da easy way out by joining Brian Cash-Man and The Evil Empire.

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Donte Dunn: Look I am not gonna lie my brotha, all dese losses are starting to take their toll on me. And I am not sure if I am cut out to go down the long road. Especially since there is a shortcut right in front of me and all I have to do is walk down dat shortcut and I am living my life like it’s golden.

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Leftie Wilkes: I see ya point, I really do. But you have to think about who has your back and who aint got your back. You think that Brian Cash-Man will have your back? Probably not, cuz he will be too busy counting your money. You think Hollywood Hank, Kintaro, or Sky King are gonna have your back? Probably not cuz you aint important enough to them.

But you know me, my brother, and Heather got your back no matter what. We’re boys to the end and whoever does anything to you will have to face me and my brother. So just think what cha doing, don’t go off am make any foolish decisions.

[Leftie pats Donte on his shoulder, while Dutch does not look at all pleased at the youngster from Barbados. That is the end of the video.]

Occ: Wow typing for the Wilkes Brothers is a lot like typing for Billy Bob in my other diary,(which can be found right here.)in that I can make as many typos as possible and I do not have to fix them. That is because they are supposed to talk that way.

Okay I did a very stupid thing I made the next show two hours because it was the first show since the company went from local to small. Anyway, that was a huge mistake because the thing is taking forever to write. Should have the show up sometime during the week though.

BHK1978 · November 5, 2010

<div style="text-align:center;">Showdown in September 2010</div> <a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RobLMiskovsky_alt1.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RobLMiskovsky_alt1.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RobLMiskovsky_alt1.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RobLMiskovsky_alt1.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> By Rob L. Miskovsky Well RIPW fans we are going to have one fantastic show for you when we return to the birthplace of freedom Boston, Massachusetts at Biker’s Paradise on Saturday, September 25, 2010. The event is going to be called Showdown in September and it should be one humdinger of a show! On this night, we shall hear from RIPW owner Professor Nero as he tells us the fate of Kentucky Bill, the man who brutally attacked Nero last month. Will Nero find it in his heart to forgive Bill? Alternatively, our Bill’s days numbered here in RIPW. The newly crowned RIPW Tag Team Champions the Canadian Hit Squad will take on the challengers The Wilkes Brothers. Dutch and Leftie have nothing but revenge on their minds after they were on the receiving end of a hellacious beat down at the hands of the tag champions last month. I caught up with Leftie and this is what he had to say about his upcoming match: “Sky King, Kintaro, everybody knows that yous two aint nothing but paper champions. Yous guys did nothing to deserve those titles, Professor Nero just handed them to ya. So at September Showdown, not only are me and my brother gonna kick your asses for what yous did to us. We’re also gonna take your belts away and then they will be around the waists of people who earned em.” Well speaking of champions, the RIPW Champion Hollywood Hank will be in action as well. He will be taking on RIPW newcomer Morgan Malone. I recently caught up with the champ and this is what he had to say about his upcoming match: “It sucks that I have to take time out of my busy schedule to come back to the armpit of the United States to defend my title. I am a living legend; you people don’t even deserve to see me wrestle. My opponent is tough, because I only agree to fight the toughest people possible. However, I should be able to handle him and then I can sit back and relax and continue to live in the lap of luxury.” It would appear that our champion does not lack confidence. Someone else who does not lack confidence is Simply Amazing Jared Johnson. Jared will also be on the card taking on Raphael. This match should be really good as it was Jared who cost Raphael the chance to win the RIPW Championship last month. I caught up with Raphael and he had this to say about his match: “I don’t care who you are, or where you’re from just as long as you know I am going to beat you on September the twenty-fifth. Jared Johnson you say you want to scar my face up because I am the resident pretty boy of RIPW. Well that is totally not cool dude. Also, it was not cool how you distracted me last month in my match with Hollywood Hank. Well at Showdown in September, be prepared to lose. And remember kids stay in school and don’t do drugs.” I have to admit I admire what a positive role model Raphael is and I hope he can beat that narcissistic piece of garbage Jared Johnson. Our main event of the evening should be a great match as we are going to see Blackjack Robbins take on Too Hot in a losers leaves town first blood match. That is right folks; the first man to bleed in this match will have to leave RIPW forever. Neither participant was available for comment but I am sure with the animosity between these two guys, this match is going to be a humdinger. Well I hope you fans in Massachusetts and the surrounding states can come out to support our show. Because as you can see it is going to be one humdinger of a card! That is it for this month so come on down to Biker’s Paradise in Boston, Massachusetts and witness what is sure to be another great RIPW event! The show starts at 8:00 p.m. and doors open at 7:15p.m. So come early and make sure enjoy the show! <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="27878" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">[Heels on the left/Faces on the right.] Jerry Martin vs. Jebediah Cowboy Stuart Ferdinand vs. Brendan Idol The Kings of Federal Hill vs. The Young Braves For the RIPW Tag Team Championships: The Canadian Hit Squad© vs. The Wilkes Brothers Jared Johnson vs. Raphael For the RIPW Championship: Hollywood Hank© vs. Morgan Malone Loser Leaves Town First Blood Match: Blackjack Robbins vs. Too Hot</div></div></blockquote> Wow I did not realize that I put seven matches into this show. I am sorry but this show is going to have a massive write-up. I was trying to cut things out but I just could not figure out what. Anyway, this will be up either Saturday or Sunday.

TakerNGN74 · November 5, 2010

Jerry Martin vs. Jebediah

Cowboy Stuart Ferdinand vs. Brendan Idol

The Kings of Federal Hill vs. The Young Braves

For the RIPW Tag Team Championships:

The Canadian Hit Squad© vs. The Wilkes Brothers

Jared Johnson vs. Raphael

For the RIPW Championship:

Hollywood Hank© vs. Morgan Malone

I don't see any reason for Hank to lose here.

Loser Leaves Town First Blood Match:

Blackjack Robbins vs. Too Hot

Nice knowing you Too Hot

michgcs · November 5, 2010

Jerry Martin vs. Jebediah

(i can see the wilkes brothers helping him out)

Cowboy Stuart Ferdinand vs. Brendan Idol

The Kings of Federal Hill vs. The Young Braves

(no contest?)

For the RIPW Tag Team Championships:

The Canadian Hit Squad© vs. The Wilkes Brothers

(jerry and his kids get revenge)

Jared Johnson vs. Raphael

For the RIPW Championship:

Hollywood Hank© vs. Morgan Malone

(no question)

Loser Leaves Town First Blood Match:

Blackjack Robbins vs. Too Hot

(too hot's TOO HOT to lose)

Jingo · November 5, 2010

Jerry Martin vs. Jebediah

Cowboy Stuart Ferdinand vs. Brendan Idol

The Kings of Federal Hill vs. The Young Braves

For the RIPW Tag Team Championships:

The Canadian Hit Squad© vs. The Wilkes Brothers

Jared Johnson vs. Raphael

For the RIPW Championship:

Hollywood Hank© vs. Morgan Malone

Loser Leaves Town First Blood Match:

Blackjack Robbins vs. Too Hot

Dragonmack · November 5, 2010

Jerry Martin vs. Jebediah

Cowboy Stuart Ferdinand vs. Brendan Idol

The Kings of Federal Hill vs. The Young Braves

For the RIPW Tag Team Championships:

The Canadian Hit Squad(c) vs. The Wilkes Brothers

Jared Johnson vs. Raphael

For the RIPW Championship:

Hollywood Hank© vs. Morgan Malone

Loser Leaves Town First Blood Match:

Blackjack Robbins vs. Too Hot

moon_lit_tears · November 5, 2010

Jerry Martin vs. Jebediah

Cowboy Stuart Ferdinand vs. Brendan Idol

The Kings of Federal Hill vs. The Young Braves

For the RIPW Tag Team Championships:

Jared Johnson vs. Raphael

For the RIPW Championship:

Loser Leaves Town First Blood Match:

Blackjack Robbins vs. Too Hot

BHK1978 · November 7, 2010

<div style="text-align:center;">RIPW presents: Showdown in September 2010 <a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RIPW_alt.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RIPW_alt.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RIPW_alt.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RIPW_alt.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Saturday, September 25, 2010 Biker’s Paradise, Boston, Massachusetts Attendance: 141 Show Rating: E-</div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="27878" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>[The show begins with Professor Nero standing in the center of the ring holding a microphone in his left hand. Nero has a neck brace on and he is holding a cane in his right hand. The Boston crowd is chanting at him, “You got your ass kicked!” He gets his cue to begin speaking.] <a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=ProfessorNero.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=ProfessorNero.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/ProfessorNero.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/ProfessorNero.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Professor Nero: Ladies and gentlemen, last month I was viciously and maliciously assaulted by a man who you all love and look up to. A man who is nothing more than a common thug in my opinion. Of course, I am talking about Kentucky Bill… [The crowd starts to go wild upon hearing the name of Kentucky Bill. Nero is not all that pleased about the reaction that his attacker is getting from the Boston fans.] Professor Nero: Cheer for him all you want…each and every one of you in this crowd knows what William did to me was wrong! In fact, not only did William commit assault against me but he also committed elder abuse! [The crowd boos heavily after hearing the elder abuse line.] Professor Nero: Is that really who you want to be cheering? Do you want to cheer a man who lives in a trailer park? Do you want to cheer a man who attacks a poor, innocent, defenseless, elderly man such as myself? Do you want to cheer a man who is unemployed? [There is a stunned silenced that overtakes the crowd upon hearing the line that Kentucky Bill is unemployed. Nero smiles gleefully at this reaction.] Professor Nero: Oh,…you were not aware of the fact that I fired William earlier today… [American Badass by Kid Rock begins to play and the crowd goes wild. A few moments later Kentucky Bill steps out from behind the backstage curtain. Nero looks none to pleased at this turn of events.] Professor Nero: What in the hell are you doing here William? I thought I told you to pack your stuff and get the hell out of here! [The crowd starts to chant two distinctive chants, “Oh my gravy!” and “Bill! Bill! Bill!“ Kentucky Bill smiles as he looks out into the crowd.] <a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=KentuckyBill.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=KentuckyBill.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/KentuckyBill.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/KentuckyBill.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Kentucky Bill: Professor Nero, I know you fired me earlier today. And you were well within your right to do so. I aint here to argue with that…I just wanted to come out here one last time to thank the fans and also to thank you for the opportunity that you gave me to work for your company. Now I aint sorry for what I done to you, but what I done to you was not right either. So I’m gonna accept my firing and go off into the sunset. Happy trails to you all, until we meet again… Professor Nero: Oh William you have brought a tear to my eye. That was so heartfelt…I feel so moved that I am rethinking your firing…okay I have rethought it and your ass is still fired! Security, get out here and remove this elder abuser from the arena. I don’t ever want to see you in RIPW again William! [Two big security guards come out from the backstage area and they make Bill look like a dwarf. Bill does not put up a fight he just walks to the backstage area accepting his punishment, thus ends Kentucky Bill‘s career in RIPW. Nero once again gleefully smiles.] Professor Nero: Let that be a lesson to all of you people in the audience tonight, nobody messes with Mycroft Nero! Nobody…</div></blockquote> <div style="text-align:center;"> Segment Rating: E+</div> [We now go to the announcer‘s table which is perched in a balcony high above the ring. We see Rob and Mayhem stand next to each other waiting to make the introductions.] <a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RobLMiskovsky_alt2.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RobLMiskovsky_alt2.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RobLMiskovsky_alt2.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RobLMiskovsky_alt2.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Rob L. Miskovsky: Hello and welcome wrestling fans to Showdown in September 2010! We have a hum-dinger of a card for you tonight, as we are coming to you live from Boston, Massachusetts! I’m Rob L. Miskovsky and I am standing along side my broadcasting partner Mayhem Midden. Mayhem, I have to say that while I am not shocked by the firing of RIPW’s biggest star Kentucky Bill, I am a bit sadden by it. What the man did was absolutely wrong, and there is no doubt about that. However, I think that he should have just gotten a suspension. I mean heck Latrell Sprewell chocked out his boss P. J. Carlesimo and he was suspended… <a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=MayhemMidden.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=MayhemMidden.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/MayhemMidden.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/MayhemMidden.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Mayhem Midden: First things first, why are you bringing up Latrell Sprewell? This isn’t nineteen ninety-seven…dig it! And what Professor Nero did was absolutely right, oh yeah…dig it! You cannot beat the crap out of your boss and get away with it! Dig it! Rob L. Miskovsky: Well obviously, I am not condoning what Bill did. However, after all that Nero put Bill through, I think he had in his mind a reason to do what he did. Anyway, our first match of the evening is about to being. Let us go down to the ring… <div style="text-align:center;"><a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=Jebediah.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=Jebediah.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/Jebediah.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/Jebediah.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=vs6.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=vs6.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/vs6.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/vs6.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=JerryMartin.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=JerryMartin.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/JerryMartin.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/JerryMartin.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Jebediah vs. Jerry Martin</div> [Amish Paradise by Weird Al Yankovic begins to play and it elicits no crowd response what so ever. A few moments later Jebediah steps out from behind the backstage curtain without much fanfare. Jebediah just slowly walks down to the ring slapping the fans hands (what very there actually are wanting to slap his hand) he then enters the ring.] [Psycho Killer by The Talking Heads starts to play on the arena‘s sound system, and a few seconds later Jerry Martin steps out from behind the backstage curtain. Jerry is carrying his kendo stick with him in his left hand and he has his typical maniacal smile on his face as he walks down to the ring. Once again, a good portion of the crowd is actually cheering for Jerry as he walks down to the ring. Rowdy Roger does not seem to be at ringside at this moment as Jerry walks past where Roger usually sits to enter the ring.] <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="27878" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Match: This match was pretty bad, lucky for the audience it was short as well. Jebediah got in some limited offense in the earlier portion of the match. However, Jerry was able to take control and he beat-up the much larger man. Jerry nailed Jebediah with a Discus Punch and then proceeded to pin the knocked out Jebediah for the victory.</div></blockquote> <div style="text-align:center;">Winner: Jerry Martin Time: 5:39 Match Rating: E-</div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="27878" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>[After the match ends, Jerry Martin rolls out of the ring, he then reenters the ring with his trusty kendo stick “Deanna“ in his left hand. Jerry then proceeds to bash Jebediah in the stomach with “Deanna“. Jerry repeatedly beats Jebediah with the kendo stick. He then rolls out of the ring again and get the house microphone from the ring announcer. Jerry enters the ring again and upon reentry, he yells out:] Jerry Martin: I’m hardcore! I’m hardcore! You here me Jebediah? I’m hardcore! [Jerry laughs his infamous maniacal laugh, he then kicks Jebediah in the ribs for good measure. After that, Jerry leaves the battered and bruised Jebediah inside the ring as various RIPW officials come out to check on the condition of the fallen big man. As Jerry walks to the back, a portion of the crowd starts to chant, “Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!“]</div></blockquote> <div style="text-align:center;">Segment Rating: F</div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="27878" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>[We now go to the backstage area where Sue Danes usually interviews the wrestlers. However, she is not there instead we just see The King of Federal Hill standing there.] <a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=Ant-Man.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=Ant-Man.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/Ant-Man.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/Ant-Man.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Johnny Boy: Young Braves, two months ago we taught youz a very valuable lesson. You don’t mess with boys from da Hill. You see we did to youz what your ancestors have been doing to everyone else for the last three hundred years, we ambushed youz. Just like youz guys did to General Custer, we surround youz and beat youz down like the horse thieves that youz are. I don’t care if your people now work in casinos, youz are still stealing from people. Youz are stealing from da poor people that come into your casinos, and your icing Italian-American businessmen such as my Uncle Tony right outta da casino business. And that aint fair, in fact it is down right wrong. Tell em JS… <a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=JustinSensitive.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=JustinSensitive.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/JustinSensitive.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/JustinSensitive.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Justin Sensitive: Ya know what, Chief stares at the lights, and Chief gets pinned a lot, we know you think you can beat us tonight. Yeah ya did it before but that was a fluke. Running Bear, I heard your family is out in da crowd tonight. Dey made da two-hour trip from Connecticut, to come here and watch youz wrestle. Well tonight your family is gonna be disappointed cuz tonight we’re gonna beat ya like the no good punks that ya are. Really youz should have just told ya family to Fuggedabout making that trip cuz they just wasted a lotta gas money getting up here just to see youz get ya asses kicked and gas aint cheap youz…son of a… [before Justin can finish what he is saying, he and Johnny Boy get attacked by The Young Braves. All four men brawl for a bit, until RIPW backstage officials separate them. Johnny Boy tries to spit on Running Wolf but he misses him.]</div></blockquote> <div style="text-align:center;">Segment 1 Rating: E- Segment 2 Rating: F</div> [We go back to the announcer‘s table, Rob has an angry look on his face.] Rob L. Miskovsky: You know I really feel the need to say this. The Kings of Federal Hill are two of the most disrespectful, vile, racist people I have ever met in my life. Their deplorable comments about Native Americans in know way reflect the views of RIPW. The fact that they are allowed a venue with which to speak such vile language makes me sick. Mayhem Midden: There only saying what everyone else is thinking…oh yeah…dig it! Rob L. Miskovsky: Wh-what the heck are you talking about? The average person knows that the Native American people are proud and are in no way, shape, or form thieves. And to think that way is just deplorable! Anyway, let us go down to the ring for our next match… <div style="text-align:center;"><a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=StuartFerdinand_jhdBHK.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=StuartFerdinand_jhdBHK.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/StuartFerdinand_jhdBHK.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/StuartFerdinand_jhdBHK.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=vs6.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=vs6.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/vs6.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/vs6.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=BrendanIdol.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=BrendanIdol.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/BrendanIdol.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/BrendanIdol.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Cowboy Stuart Ferdinand vs. Brendan Idol</div> [stuart Ferdinand is standing in the center of the ring with a microphone in his hand, having entered the ring during the previous interview segment.] Stuart Ferdinand: Words cannot describe how pissed off I am. Last month I was stuck in a dark match! That is right I, Stuart Ferdinand was forced to fight in a dark match! Never in my life have I felt so humiliated! In Japan, I am a wrestling legend! I have held titles all over Japan! And then I come back to the States and I am forced to face-off with that talent less hack Jebediah in a dark match! How can RIPW treat a man of my stature with such contempt? I may just have to leave and never wrestle in this country again! At least in Japan I am respected… [The fans start chanting, “Same old crap!” at Stuart and this flusters him.] Stuart Ferdinand: You fan are what keep me motivated, you fans are the reason why I stay here. Because I know that, nothing pisses you off more than having too watch me kick the ever-living crap out of your heroes! And that is exactly what I am going to do in a few minutes. My opponent tonight is Brendan Idol a man who is O for two hundred and ninety-six here in RIPW. And tonight I am going to hand him loss number two hundred and ninety-seven. In fact, I may make it my personal mission in this promotion, to see that you get your three hundredth loss. You know just to piss the fans off… [Tubthumping by Chumbawamba begins to play across the arena’s sound system and the crowd starts to cheer as they know that everybody’s favorite loveable loser is about to come down to the ring. A few seconds later Brendan Idol does emerge from behind the backstage curtain. As Brendan walks to the ring, he slaps the fans hands. When he gets to Rowdy Roger, he gives Roger the thumbs up and Rowdy Roger looks happier than a pig in crap over this gesture.] <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="27878" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Match: This was a pretty good match by RIPW standards. Brendan actually got a good amount of offense in at the start of the match and the crowd was very into that, as a good portion of the crowd was pulling for Brendan to pull off the upset victory and erase any chances he had of getting closer to his three hundredth consecutive loss. However, this was not meant to be as a well-placed poke to Brendan’s eye by Stuart was the turning point in the match. The eye poke helped Stuart gain control of the match and it was only a matter of time before Stuart Fisherman Suplexed Brendan and then covered him for the pin, using the bottom rope for extra leverage of course.</div></blockquote> <div style="text-align:center;">Winner: Cowboy Stuart Ferdinand Time: 9:02 Match Rating: E</div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="27878" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>[While a victorious Stuart Ferdinand has his arm raised, Brendan Idol slowly slides out of the ring head low. Knowing that he is one defeat closer to the dreaded three hundred losses in a row mark. We now go to the backstage, where we see Sue Danes who is standing by with Blackjack Robbins.] <a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=SueDanes_alt1.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=SueDanes_alt1.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/SueDanes_alt1.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/SueDanes_alt1.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Sue Danes: Um…like tonight Blackjack you and Too Hot are scheduled to face off one last time in a loser leaves town first blood match. How do you feel about the fact that tonight might be your last night wrestling here in RIPW? [blackjack does not respond for a moment, instead he just stands next to Sue, his nostrils flaring, sweat dripping slowly down his left cheek. Finally, he looks at Sue with a very menacing look and he begins to speak.] <a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=BlackjackRobbins.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=BlackjackRobbins.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/BlackjackRobbins.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/BlackjackRobbins.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Blackjack Robbins: Tonight aint gonna be my last night here in RIPW. Cuz, I’m gonna beat the living daylights outta of Jay Evans, Too Hot, or whatever he is calling himself this month. Too Hot, I am so glad that Professor Nero granted my wish and made this a first blood, loser leaves town match. Cuz not only do I get to inflict a massive amount of pain on you, I also gotta make you bleed. And to top it all off, I could end your stinking career! Tonight is gonna be the best night of my life… [blackjack walks off camera and Sue just stands there and watches him.] Sue Danes: Let me send it back to ringside for our next match…</div></blockquote> <div style="text-align:center;">Segment Rating: E <a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=JustinSensitive.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=JustinSensitive.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/JustinSensitive.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/JustinSensitive.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=Ant-Man.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=Ant-Man.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/Ant-Man.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/Ant-Man.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=vs6.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=vs6.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/vs6.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/vs6.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RogerMonteiro.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RogerMonteiro.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RogerMonteiro.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RogerMonteiro.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RunningWolf.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RunningWolf.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RunningWolf.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RunningWolf.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> The Kings of Federal Hill vs. The Young Braves </div> [Volare by Dean Martin starts to play over the arena‘s sound system. A few seconds later The Kings of Federal Hill step out from behind the backstage curtain. The fans immediately greeted them with boos. A chant of “You are Guidos!” also begins as the two men make their way down to the ring. Johnny Boy walks right over to Running Bear’s mother and yells at her:] Johnny Boy: You wasted your time coming up here, cuz your son is gonna lose tonight. [Running Bear‘s mother slaps Johnny Boy in the face. Johnny Boy is about to go after her but Justin pulls him back. An enraged Johnny Boy enters the ring and gives the under the chin salute to Running Bear‘s family members. He then goes over to the ring announcer and gets the microphone and says:] Johnny Boy: You know something, I see where Running Bear got his classlessness from. Cuz lady, and I use that term loosely, you aint got no class. Shouldn’t youz be outside trying to scalp tickets. [Johnny Boy looks over at Justin who busts out laughing at the lame joke. Meanwhile, Running Bear‘s mother is incensed at the blatantly racist remark.] Johnny Boy: Tonight you’re gonna witness Justin and I kick the crap outta your son and his boy. In fact, ya might as well make “reservations” for your boy to go back to the reservation! And no amount of rain dances, or selling cheap beads at a flea market is gonna stop us… [before Johnny Boy can finish his racist tirade Run to the Hills by Iron Maiden begins to play over the arena‘s sound system. Mere moments later The Young Braves come running down the aisle. The Kings meet them in the aisle and the mayhem begins.] <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="27878" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Match: After a little pre-match brawling is finished, RIPW official David Poker manages to get both teams in the ring for the start of the actual match. The Young Braves get in most of the offense during the first few minutes of the match. With most of the focus of their wrath being on Justin Sensitive who seems to be thrown like a rag doll by the much larger Running Wolf. Somehow Justin manages to tag in Johnny Boy and this tag helps The Kings gain momentum in the match. The Kings isolate Running Bear and they tag each other in and out while they beat on him. At this point in the match the fans begin to do the tomahawk chop in unison and they start to do the war chant that usually accompanies the chop. Whichever King was not in the ring at the time made sure that they taunted Running Bear’s family. However said taunting is what led to the downfall of The Kings on this night. Justin and Running Wolf were brawling on the outside of the ring and Johnny Boy was inside the ring with Running Bear. He had beaten Running Bear down so badly that Running Bear laid on the ring mat in an unconscious state. Or so Johnny Boy thought, with Running Bear laying on the mat in a seemingly unconscious state, Johnny Boy took it upon himself to walk over to the side of the ring where Running Bear’s family was sitting. He started taunting Running Bear’s family, then all of a sudden from behind him Running Bear grabbed him and took him down to the mat for a schoolboy roll-up pin. Referee David Poker counts the pin and the victory goes to The Young Braves.</div></blockquote> <div style="text-align:center;">Winners: The Young Braves Time: 9:15 Match Rating: E-</div> [Post-match we see a cheerful Running Bear go over to his mother and kiss her on the cheek as his family and the rest of the fans go nuts. The Kings of Federal Hill make a quick exit from ringside and they are once again humiliated by the fact that they lost yet another match to a team the believe is beneath them.] <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="27878" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>[We now go back to the backstage area where Sue Danes is standing by with Too Hot.] <a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=SueDanes_alt1.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=SueDanes_alt1.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/SueDanes_alt1.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/SueDanes_alt1.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Sue Danes: Like okay, I am standing by with Too Hot…or is it Jason Evans…ah…I am so confused. [Too Hot smiles at Sue before he begins to speak.] Too Hot: Baby girl you can call me whatever you want…but right now I am Jason Evans. You see Too Hot, the fun loving fan favorite, died back at March Mayhem. So gone is the guy who likes to hype up the crowd, now don’t get it twisted, Jason Evans still enjoys the fans cheering for him. But right now the Too Hot side of Jason Evans is in another place. Will Too Hot return? Maybe, Jason Evans is not sure at this moment. [sue looks totally confused by this response. A fact, which she points out.] Sue Danes: Um…like I am totally confused. But whatev, tonight you are facing Blackjack Robbins the man who has brutally attacked you over the past six months. Now you guys are going to be fighting for the final time here in RIPW, because it is a loser leaves town first blood match. What our your…um…like your thoughts on this? <a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=TooHot.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=TooHot.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/TooHot.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/TooHot.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Too Hot: Blackjack Robbins, what really needs to be said between you and Jason Evans? Jason Evans told you back in April that Jason Evans was gonna end your miserable career. Well now here we be on September the twenty-fifth, and on this night Jason Evans is gonna make you bleed like a stuck pig. Jason Evans is gonna live up to that promise he made you back in April. Jason Evans is gonna take yo jacked up face and make it uglier if that is even possible. And then Jason Evans is gonna put you out to pasture like the old piece of crap that you are. Because one, two Jay Evans is coming for you, three, four better lock your door, five, six grab a crucifix, seven, eight ya better stay up late, nine, ten I’m gonna kick your ass again. And if you don’t know now you know…fool. [Too Hot then walks off camera, leaving a still confused looking Sue Danes to say:] Sue Danes: Back to you Rob…</div></blockquote> <div style="text-align:center;">Segment Rating: D-</div> Rob L. Miskovsky: Well that should be one interesting match coming up later tonight. Up next is a very intriguing match between the newly crowned RIPW Tag Team Champions The Canadian Hit Squad and the challengers The Wilkes Brothers. Last month, the Hit Squad viciously attacked the brothers Wilkes in a most brutal fashion. And it looks like tonight Dutch and Leftie are going to have their chance at revenge. Mayhem Midden: The Wilkes Brothers need to stop sticking their noses in the business of Brian Cash-Man. Maybe if they did that, they wouldn’t have been attacked by The Hit Squad. Rob L. Miskovsky: I am not even sure at what you are getting at. The Wilkes Brothers are just trying to look out for their friend Donte Dunn. They just want to stop him from making a move that could impact his career negatively. Mayhem Midden: Yeah you are right, I mean look at how much of a negative impact Brian Cash-Man has had on the careers of Hollywood Hank and the Canadian Hit Squad. The man guides champions, and sadly the Wilkes Brothers will never be champions…oh yeah…dig it! And that is why they are jealous of Donte Dunn because he has a great opportunity before him. Something the Wilkes Brothers aint ever gonna get. Rob L. Miskovsky: Well that is your opinion and you are entitled to it no matter how wrong or misguided I believe it to be. Anyway, Mayhem before we talk any further, I would like to point out to you that sitting at ringside is former Dave wrestler and current FCW Tag Team Champion Rudy Velasquez. One has to wonder why he is hear tonight. <div style="text-align:center;"><a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RudyVelasquez_alt.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RudyVelasquez_alt.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RudyVelasquez_alt.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RudyVelasquez_alt.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a></div> [We see Rudy sitting in the front row near where Rowdy Roger is sitting. Upon realizing that he is on camera Rudy starts making what could probably be considered gang sings.] Mayhem Midden: I don’t know why he is here tonight, but I must admit that I admire him because he is communicating to our hearing-impaired viewers via sign language…oh yeah…dig it! Rob L. Miskovsky: Ah, I highly doubt that he is using sign language right there…um…let us go down to the ring for our next match… <div style="text-align:center;">For the RIPW Tag Team Championships: <a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RIPW_Tag.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RIPW_Tag.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RIPW_Tag.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RIPW_Tag.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> <a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=DuberryExcess.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=DuberryExcess.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/DuberryExcess.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/DuberryExcess.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=LeftieWilkes.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=LeftieWilkes.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/LeftieWilkes.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/LeftieWilkes.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> with <a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=HeatherB.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=HeatherB.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/HeatherB.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/HeatherB.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=vs6.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=vs6.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/vs6.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/vs6.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=SkyKing.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=SkyKing.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/SkyKing.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/SkyKing.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=FrankieDee.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=FrankieDee.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/FrankieDee.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/FrankieDee.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> with <a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=HerbStately_jhdBHK.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=HerbStately_jhdBHK.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/HerbStately_jhdBHK.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/HerbStately_jhdBHK.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> The Wilkes Brothers with Heather B. vs. The Canadian Hit Squad © with Brian Cash-Man</div> [Dirty Water by The Standells begins to play on the arena‘s sound system and the crowd goes nuts. The crowd begins to sing along with the song as Heather B. steps out from behind the backstage curtain. Tonight the lovely Ms. B. is wearing a tight pair of blue jeans and a Rajon Rondo, Boston Celtics jersey. Heather is followed shortly thereafter by her boyfriend Leftie and his older brother Dutch. As Heather and the brothers make their way down to the ring they slap the hands of the fans. Rowdy Roger is even lucky enough to get a kiss on the cheek from Heather. Roger looks like he was going to faint after getting the kiss.] [The theme music from Halloween begins to play and moments later The Canadian Hit Squad walks out from behind the backstage curtain, they are followed by manager Brian Cash-Man. The fans are clearly not happy to see the newly crowned RIPW Tag Team champions as they shower Sky King and Kintaro with boos as they walk down the aisle.] [before the match begins referee David Poker takes the RIPW Tag Team titles and shows them to the challengers. He then walks around the four sides of the ring holding the titles over his head.] <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="27878" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Match: This was considered a good match by RIPW standards. The match was very even throughout with both teams gaining the upper hand at various points during the match. Dutch Wilkes seemed off of his game tonight, as he was constantly screwing up when he was in the ring. The match ended when Kintaro nailed Leftie Wilkes with his patented Shinanju Kick and covered him for the pin and the victory.</div></blockquote> <div style="text-align:center;">Winners and still RIPW Tag Team Champions: The Canadian Hit Squad Time: 9:43 Match Rating: E</div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="27878" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>[Not happy with merely beating The Wilkes Brothers, Brian Cash-Man orders his team to beat down Dutch and Leftie, just to add insult to injury. The Canadian Hit Squad proceed to stomp away at The Wilkes Brothers. Heather B. helplessly looks on as there is nothing that she can do to help her boyfriend and his brother. See runs to the backstage area while the Canadian Hit Squad continue to do their damage. Moments later, Heather B. reemerges from the backstage area with Donte Dunn. The two of them run down the aisle towards the ring. Before they can enter the ring Brian Cash-Man gets in their way. Brian tells Donte to do the right thing and let the Hit Squad do their thing. Donte is having none of this as he pushes Brian out of the way and Brian falls on his ass. Upon entering the ring Donte cleans house tossing both Sky King and Kintaro to the outside of the ring. Brian Cash-Man grabs the microphone from the ring announcer and says:] Brian Cash-Man: You just made a big mistake Donte…perhaps the biggest mistake of your young career! Nobody put their hands on me! I hope you enjoy being a loser for the rest of your life kid! [Cash-Man throws the microphone down on the ground and he and the Hit Squad retreat to the backstage area. Heather and Donte help up the Wilkes Brothers while we head back to the announcer‘s table.]</div></blockquote> <div style="text-align:center;">Both segments rated at: F</div> Rob L. Miskovsky: Well it looks as though Donte has finally chosen a side. And I must say he made the right choice. I am just glad he avoided going down the wrong path. Mayhem Midden: The right choice! That kid just made the dumbest move that he could have possibly made…oh yeah…dig it! Why would you make an enemy out of the three most dominate wrestlers in RIPW? Donte is a very foolish young man and he is going to pay for his mistakes…dig it! Rob L. Miskovsky: Well he may have made enemies of Brian Cash-Man and his Evil Empire, but he has the backing of one of the best team in RIPW, in The Wilkes Brothers. And really that is all he needs. Let us go down to the ring for our next match… <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="27878" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>[upon going down to the ring we see an attractive woman standing in the center of the ring wearing a schoolgirl outfit. She has a microphone in her right hand and she begins to speak through said microphone.] <a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=MissyMasterson_alt14.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=MissyMasterson_alt14.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/MissyMasterson_alt14.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/MissyMasterson_alt14.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Miss Masterson: Ladies and gentlemen, it is my honor to present to you the man that every man wants to be and every woman wants to be with. The embodiment of a walking god, Simply Amazing Jared Johnson! [What a Man by Salt-n-Pepa and En Vogue begins to play over the arena‘s sound system and a few moments later Jared Johnson steps out from behind the backstage curtain to a chorus of boos. Jared just looks at the crowd and smiles as he walks down to the ring. Finally, when he gets to ringside, he orders Miss Masterson to hold open the ropes for him so that he may enter the ring. Miss Masterson complies, and Jared enters the ring. Jared then takes the microphone from Miss Masterson and begins to address the crowd.] Jared Johnson: What I would like to have right now is for all you fat, out of shape, Boston bozos keep the noise down while I show you what a living god really looks like. [Miss Masterson gets behind Jared and removes his ring robe. The fans really boo over this. Jared then puts his left hand down the front of his ring trunks are pulls out a key.] <a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=JaredJohnson.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=JaredJohnson.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/JaredJohnson.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/JaredJohnson.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Jared Johnson: This right here in my left hand is a key to my hotel room. Tonight one of you lucky ladies in the audience are going to get this key. And when I am through with you, you can tell all your friends what it was like to be in the presence of a god! Let me see… [Jared puts his hand up to his forehead and searches the crowd. He then turns to Miss Masterson and says:] Jared Johnson: Wow I haven’t seen this many dogs since I went to the pound. There is not one woman in this crowd that is worthy enough to be in my presence. Which means that Miss Masterson you have earned this key… [Miss Masterson giggles with delight and starts to clap her hands as she jumps up and down upon hearing the news that she is key worthy on this night.] </div></blockquote> <div style="text-align:center;"> Segment Rating: E- <a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=JaredJohnson.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=JaredJohnson.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/JaredJohnson.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/JaredJohnson.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> with <a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=MissyMasterson_alt14.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=MissyMasterson_alt14.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/MissyMasterson_alt14.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/MissyMasterson_alt14.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=vs6.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=vs6.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/vs6.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/vs6.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=Raphael.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=Raphael.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/Raphael.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/Raphael.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Jared Johnson with Miss Masterson vs. Raphael</div> [i Want It That Way by The Backstreet Boys starts to play over the arena‘s sound system and much like every other month the fans, who are mostly male, start to boo rather loudly. Raphael has a wireless headset microphone on and he sings along with the Backstreet Boys as he makes his way down to the ring. The fans boo even more loudly as Raphael has a god-awful voice. Raphael tries to get the fans to slap his hands as he makes his way down to the ring. However, most fans just pull away and want nothing to do with him. Raphael high fives his biggest fan Rowdy Roger, who is seen dancing in the front row with a huge smile on, is face, his stomach jiggling back and forth. Before Raphael enters the ring, he says into his wireless headset microphone:] Raphael: Last month you cost me the chance to win the RIPW Championship, and dude that was lame of you. Tonight I am going to beat you, and remember kids just say no to drugs. [The fans really start to boo Raphael for his little promo. Raphael takes off his headset, hands it to a ringside attendant and enters the ring.] <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="27878" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Match: This match was truly evenly matched, with both men getting an equal amount of offense in. One thing that was noticeable was that fact that Jared Johnson seemed off of his game tonight. I guess one could chalk it up to him being nervous. After all this was his first match in a new promotion. The match came to an end when Jared Johnson had Raphael down on the mat near the ropes. Jared pinned Raphael but Raphael kicked out before the three count. This caused Jared to stand-up and argue with referee David Poker all the while obstructing David Poker’s view of Raphael. It was at this point that Miss Masterson took JJ’s hotel room key and jabbed Raphael with it. While Raphael clutched his eye in pain, Jared Johnson turned around and covered the weakened Raphael. This time for the victory.</div></blockquote> <div style="text-align:center;">Winner: Jared Johnson Time: 12:56 Match Rating: E</div> [After the match is through, Jared grabs a microphone from the ring announcer.] Jared Johnson: Raphael that is what you get when you mess with a living god. And because I am in such are great mood tonight, I will not be carving up your face. Because I am Simply Amazing Jared Johnson… [We return to the announcer‘s table where Rob has a look of disgust on his face.] Rob L. Miskovsky: How is it that Miss Masterson is allowed to nearly take out the eye of Raphael with a hotel key! I am sick of this kind of stuff going on here! Mayhem Midden: The reason why she gets away with it is because she is so damn hot…dig it! Heck she could kill my brother and I wouldn’t care…oh yeah…dig it! Rob L. Miskovsky: You truly are a very sick individual. Now onto our next match which should be a good one. Tonight RIPW newcomer Morgan Malone will face off against RIPW Champion Hollywood Hank. Mayhem do you think the kid has a chance against the centerpiece of The Evil Empire. Mayhem Midden: Well it is well known that Hollywood Hank only defends his title against the best competition. However, I think the champ has got this tonight…oh yeah…dig it! Rob L. Miskovsky: Well we shall see as the introductions are about to begin. Let us go down to the ring… <div style="text-align:center;">For the RIPW Championship: <a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RIPW_Championship.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RIPW_Championship.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RIPW_Championship.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RIPW_Championship.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> <a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=MorganMalone.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=MorganMalone.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/MorganMalone.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/MorganMalone.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=vs6.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=vs6.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/vs6.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/vs6.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=OscarOzymandias.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=OscarOzymandias.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/OscarOzymandias.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/OscarOzymandias.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> with <a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=HerbStately_jhdBHK.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=HerbStately_jhdBHK.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/HerbStately_jhdBHK.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/HerbStately_jhdBHK.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Morgan Malone vs. Hollywood Hank © with Brian Cash-Man</div> [Morgan Malone is already standing inside of the ring waiting for the champion to come down to the ring. A few seconds later the lights in the arena go down and a spotlight shines on the backstage curtain. Simply the Best by Tina Turner begins to play as Brian Cash-Man and the RIPW Champion Hollywood Hank steps out from behind the backstage curtain. Various insults are shouted at the pair as they make their way down to the ring, but not one insult was dominate enough to make out. Both men also have garbage hurled at them as they walk to the ring. When Hank gets in front of Rowdy Roger, Roger yells some gibberish at him. To which Hank replied:] Hollywood Hank: Shut up you fat slob, before I know the rest of your teeth out! [Roger yells various cuss words at Hank as Hank and Brian Cash-Man enter the ring to a chorus of boos and a “Yankees suck“ chant that is directed at Cash-Man because he is wearing a New York Yankees jacket. Hank walks over to the ring announcer and demands the ring announcer hand him the microphone. The ring announcer complies with this demand.] Hollywood Hank: You know a couple of night ago I was sitting in my mansion in Beverley Hills and I got a phone call from an old friend of my. Some of you might know him, his name is Giant Redwood… [The mere mention of Giant Redwood‘s name gets the crowd even more riled up as the booing grows even louder. Hank and Brian just stand in the center of the ring and smile.] Hollywood Hank: Anyway, as I was saying before you people rudely interrupted me with your disrespectful booing, I was talking to my boy Giant Redwood. And he asked me why a man of my talent and name value was wasting my time here in the minor leagues. He said that the USPW needs a man of my star power back. Well needless to say that got me thinking. Why am I here toiling away in obscurity? Is it for the money? Well no because I have plenty of that. Is it because of the caliber of opponents that I face? Well not exactly because I handle most of them with ease. Is it because of the ring rats? Well no because the female fans here actually look like rats, maybe that is where the name came from… [brian Cash-Man smiles and starts to clap his hands and he says off mic, “So true, so true!“ the fans do not appreciate the last comment as they really start to boo. In fact one older fan who looks a lot like Red Foxx tries to hop over the guardrail. However, the moment he does, security gets him and takes him out of the building.] Hollywood Hank: I guess I don’t even know why I am here. I guess I want to give each and everyone of you pitiful peons a treat. So when you are old and gray, you can tell your grandkids that you saw the greatest wrestler in the history of the sport wrestle. [Hank gives the microphone back to the ring announcer. And waits for the referees instructions.] [before the start of the match RIPW Head referee David Poker walks over to the center of the ring. He then holds up his right arm as the ring announcer (who is standing behind him) holds the microphone up to David‘s mouth. David motions for both fighters to join him in the center of the ring. Both men comply and David says the following:] <div style="text-align:center;"><a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=DavidPoker.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=DavidPoker.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/DavidPoker.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/DavidPoker.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a></div> David Poker: Okay gentlemen this match is for the RIPW Championship, I expect a good clean fight. Any questions? Both fighters shake their heads no; Hollywood Hank keeps his eyes locked on the challenger’s eyes. However, Morgan Malone looks down quickly, nervous to be fighting the champion on this night. David Poker: Okay then shake hands and return to your respective corners. [Neither men shake hands. Instead, Hank slaps Morgan’s face and Morgan goes at him. As the ring announcer scurries out of the ring, David Poker signals the timekeeper to ring the bell to signify the start of the match.] <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="27878" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Match: This match was almost a completely one-sided affair during the first three minutes of the match or so. With Hollywood Hank making pins left and right only to lift up Morgan’s shoulder before David Poker could complete the three count. This was done so Hank could inflict more damage to the youngster. The fans were really heated at the champion and they started chanting, “This is bullcrap” every time he did this. About halfway through the match Morgan started to make a comeback and he looked good in the ring. In fact he had a couple of near falls against the champion. The fans really enjoyed seeing Hank get a bit of a comeuppance. However, it was not meant to be Morgan’s night for victory tonight. Hank regained control of the match and threw Morgan outside of the ring to the arena floor. It was at this point that Brian Cash-Man put the shoes (he is not wearing boots) to Morgan while Hank kept David Poker distracted. Finally after a sufficient enough beat down Brian Cash-Man “helps” Morgan back into the ring. Hank then proceeds to pin Morgan for the victory.</div></blockquote> <div style="text-align:center;">Winner and still RIPW Champion: Hollywood Hank Time: 10:11 Match Rating: E-</div> Rob L. Miskovsky: It looks like the Hollywood Hank took care of the rookie, now let us talk about our main event of the evening. It is a match between Blackjack Robbins and Too Hot. Now Mayhem we all know the history between these two men. It all started back in March at our March Mayhem event when Brian Cash-Man paid Blackjack Robbins to beat the crap out of Too Hot so Too Hot could not compete in the finals for the RIPW Championship. Blackjack beat Too Hot up so severely that he put him on the shelf for an entire month! Too Hot would get a measure of revenge against his attacker when he hit Blackjack in the head, with one would have to call the chair shot from hell. That happened back in June and that chair shot to the head put Blackjack on the shelf for a month. Last month these two men met in a match and they wrestled to a time limit draw, both men exhausted from the beating they gave each other. And now here we are, for tonight one of these men will be leaving RIPW forever. Because tonight a feud that was born in blood so many months ago, shall end in blood. The rules are very simple, the first person to bleed is gone from RIPW forever. So I ask you Mayhem, whom do you think will be leaving RIPW for good? Mayhem Midden: It’s gone be Too Hot…dig it! I mean it is what it is, he don’t have what it takes to beat a man beast such as Blackjack Robbins. Tonight we are gonna see the man with more personalities than Sybil leave. Hit da road Jack and don’t ya come back no more, no more…oh yeah…dig it! Rob L. Miskovsky: Well we shall whom shall stay and whom shall go as the match is about to begin. Let us go down too ringside… <div style="text-align:center;">Loser Leaves Town First Blood Match: <a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=BlackjackRobbins.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=BlackjackRobbins.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/BlackjackRobbins.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/BlackjackRobbins.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=vs6.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=vs6.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/vs6.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/vs6.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=TooHot.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=TooHot.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/TooHot.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/TooHot.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Blackjack Robbins vs. Too Hot</div> [Renegade by Styx starts to play over the arena‘s sound system and a, “You can’t wrestle.” chant starts up as the fans know full well who is about to come out from behind the backstage curtain and a few moments later Blackjack Robbins does indeed step out from behind the backstage curtain. Upon seeing Blackjack, the crowd starts to boo rather loudly. Some fans hurl garbage at Blackjack as he walks down to the ring. Blackjack pays no attention to what the fans are saying to him or throwing at him for that matter. Instead, he slowly walks down the aisle never once acknowledging anyone of the fans remarks. Finally, he enters the ring and stares at referee Michael Bull for a moment before turning his animalistic gaze towards the wrester‘s entrance area.] [Let Me Clear My Throat by DJ Kool starts to play and out from behind the backstage curtain comes Too Hot. The fans go absolutely ape crap over Too Hot, who walks down the ring looking like a man on a mission. Having learned his lesson last month, Too Hot does not slide underneath the bottom rope when he enters the ring. Instead he takes the stairs this month.] <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="27878" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Match: This match was just a straight up pure brawling match. Both men beat the ever-living crap out of each other. At various points in the match Blackjack and Too Hot used objects to get the other man to bleed. However, nothing seemed to work for either man. Finally Too Hot picked up a metal kitchen fork that Blackjack had used on him moments earlier. Too Hot took said fork and dug into the forehead of Blackjack. Blackjack screamed out in pain but no blood came out of his forehead. This did not deter Too Hot who then took the fork and started to jab Blackjack’s forehead with the fork. Moments later a cut opens up on Blackjack’s forehead and the blood starts to trickle out of the cut. Referee David Poker is not in the proper position to see the blood and Blackjack is trying to do his damnedest for him not to see it. Finally, David Poker does see the blood and he calls for the bell. Tonight was Blackjack’s last night in RIPW as he is the loser of this match.</div></blockquote> <div style="text-align:center;">Winner: Too Hot Time: 11:59 Match Rating: E-</div> [A stunned Blackjack gets up and leaves the ring as the fans start to applaud his efforts. The fans even start a, “Thank you Blackjack” chant. And yes these are the same fans who were chanting you can’t wrestle at him mere moments earlier. Blackjack walks down the aisle towards the backstage curtain. Before he leaves, he turns around and waves at the fans as a gesture of thanks for them chanting for him.] <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="27878" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>[Meanwhile, Too Hot is laying in the center of the ring, exhausted and very happy that he just saved his career. Rudy Velasquez hops the guardrail and walks over to the ring announcer and asks for the microphone he then walks up the ring steps to enter the ring. He enters the ring and looks down at Too Hot. He then begins to speak.] <a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RudyVelasquez_alt.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RudyVelasquez_alt.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RudyVelasquez_alt.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RudyVelasquez_alt.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Rudy Velasquez: Some of you might know me, some of you might not. For those that don’t know me, let me introduce myself. My name is Rudy Velasquez. I just want to say good job Too Hot, you just put on one hell of a match homes. Come on give it up for Too Hot… [The crowd starts to cheer as Too Hot slowly stands up. He stumbles a bit and Rudy braces him so he does not fall. Rudy then raises the arm of Too Hot, and the crowd is eating this up. Rudy lets Too Hot‘s arm go and a tired batted Too Hot starts to make his way out of the ring. Rudy follows closely behind and calls out to Too Hot.] Rudy Velasquez: Hold up homes…did I say you could leave. [Too Hot turns around with a “What did you just say?”, expression on his face. But before he could get an answer Rudy drops the microphone and kicks Too Hot in the gut. He then proceeds to hit him with a Street Cutter. This leaves Too Hot lying on the mat, and Rudy begins to stomp on Too Hot. Finally, after a minute or so a group of RIPW officials come out and pulls Rudy away. As Rudy is being escorted out of the ring the fans boo him and they hurl garbage at him. Rudy just walks to the back with his hands triumphantly over his head and a smile on his face. And the screen fades to black.]</div></blockquote> <div style="text-align:center;">Segment Rating: F+</div>

BHK1978 · November 7, 2010

Once again I would just like to thank everyone that has taken the time to predict, read, and post in this diary.

Here are the results for this show:

<a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/Picks%20Album/?action=view&current=Picks5.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/Picks%20Album/?action=view&current=Picks5.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/Picks%20Album/Picks5.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/Picks%20Album/Picks5.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

Congratulations go out to TakerNGN74 for getting the most picks right for this show! Because you won the prize for this show, you can ask any RIPW wrestler a question if you want to do so.

I am sorry for the extra long show here, like I said I made the mistake of booking a two hour show. Normally I only do an hour and a half and probably from here on out I will stick to that.

Blackjack lost because he refused to sign with me again.<img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/redface.png.900245280682ef18c5d82399a93c5827.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> I pissed him off by reprimanding him and also because I had him go to a draw with Too Hot which he was against. I would have kept him if he wanted to stay but he did not so he is gone.

He was replaced by the newly signed Rudy Velasquez. I usually sign Rudy in every North American company I play as (he was not in my NYCW diary though). Yes he is known to have problems with the law, but I really don't care as it could make for an intresting story.<img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

I got the idea for The Kings of Federal Hill taunting Running Bear's family from a ROH show that I went to in Massachusetts. Sitting behind me that night was the family of one of the local jobbers that ROH had hired to take on Kenny King and Rhett Titus. Well throughout the match King and Titus kept on taunting the jobber's family and I thought it was funny. Therefore, I decided to put it in here.

TakerNGN74 · November 7, 2010

Good show BHK I wil try and think of something to ask but I dunno If I will be able to come up with something by the time of the deadline so if I don't then sorry.

BHK1978 · November 7, 2010

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="TakerNGN74" data-cite="TakerNGN74" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="27878" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Good show BHK I wil try and think of something to ask but I dunno If I will be able to come up with something by the time of the deadline so if I don't then sorry.</div></blockquote> No problem, I you can you can, if not well that is cool as well. I wish I could have thought of a cooler prize.

michgcs · November 7, 2010

Man, minus respect points to "Rowdy" Roger for no-showing the Jebediah-Jerry Martin match. /shakes head

In addition, that first blood match was just... graphic <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/eek.png.0e09df00fa222c85760b9bc1700b5405.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> (as was the hotel key-to-the-eye)

BHK1978 · November 7, 2010

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="michgcs" data-cite="michgcs" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="27878" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Man, minus respect points to "Rowdy" Roger for no-showing the Jebediah-Jerry Martin match. /shakes head In addition, that first blood match was just... graphic <img alt=":eek:" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/eek.png.0e09df00fa222c85760b9bc1700b5405.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> (as was the hotel key-to-the-eye)</div></blockquote> Roger must have had Taco Bell once again.<img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> The first blood match was too graphic? Funny I did not think it was graphic enough.<img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Yeah the key-to-the-eye may not be all that realistic the more I think about it.

michgcs · November 8, 2010

Roger must have had Taco Bell once again.

The first blood match was too graphic? Funny I did not think it was graphic enough.

Yeah the key-to-the-eye may not be all that realistic the more I think about it.

well, i prefer my hardcore matches watered down instead of gory stabbing someone with a fork is not something i'd wanna see

BHK1978 · November 14, 2010

<div style="text-align:center;"><a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RIPW.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RIPW.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RIPW.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RIPW.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a></div> <div style="text-align:center;">Sue’s Superstar of the Month!</div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="27878" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>[This month‘s interview is coming directly from the backstage area of Biker’s Paradise. Sue has the same clothes on that she was wearing at Showdown in September.] <div style="text-align:center;"> <a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=SueDanes_alt1.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=SueDanes_alt1.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/SueDanes_alt1.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/SueDanes_alt1.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> </div> Sue Danes: Wud up RIPW fans! It’s your girl Sue Danes here and it is that time of the month again, you know when I interview an RIPW superstar! My guest this month is Cowboy Stuart Ferdinand! [stuart Ferdinand walks on screen wearing a tacky denim shirt and a tight pair of jeans with cowboy boots on. Sue Danes takes one look at him and shakes her head.] Sue Danes: First off, gag me with a spoon. What the hell are you wearing? <div style="text-align:center;">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/StuartFerdinand_jhdBHK.jpg</div> Stuart Ferdinand: Look I came here to discuss wrestling, not for you to make fun of my clothing, if you are going to make snide remarks about my clothing...well you can consider this interview to be over with, before it even starts. There is already one Joan Rivers in this world and we don’t need another one. That being said your comments about what I am wearing is typical of an American who has no respect for others. Sue Danes: Whatever dude, if you wanna like totally dress like a rodeo clown that is your business. I am just saying it is not a good look for ya. Stuart Ferdinand: Mock the way I dress all you want, if this were Japan, you would be on your knees kissing my feet. Cuz over there they respect their legends… Sue Danes: Dude like what is your obsession with Japan. You are always saying that you are going to go back there but you never seem to do. Is that because they don’t even want you over there? [stuart is clearly angered about this comment as he looks at Sue with utter contempt.] Stuart Ferdinand: Listen you bleach blonde bimbo, in Japan I am a respected legend. School children sing songs about my greatness, men ask me to slap them in the face just so that they have the honor of being hit by a legend, and the women over there…well let me just say this…over there I am like Wilt Chamberlain, if you catch my drift. My sexual prowess is well known throughout the Far East… Sue Danes: I like totally don’t know who that dude Wilt is. But I think I get what you are saying, and ew gross if that is true. Anyways, tonight you beat Brendan Idol, handing him his two hundredth and ninety-seventh loss in a row. And you said you might totally make it your personal mission to see that he gets his three hundredth loss in a row just to spite the fans. Would you really do that? Stuart Ferdinand: Would I do that? Of course, I would! Someone like Brendan Idol does not even deserve to be competing in the same ring as me. I have held titles all over the world, while that jobber has done nothing but lose. And yet the fans show this kid nothing but respect! They cheer for him like he is a champion, instead of the bum that he actually is. To them he is a loveable loser! Meanwhile, they treat me an international superstar with nothing but complete and utter contempt! My fellow Americans need to get their priorities straight. They should be cheering for me a proven winner and not some two-bit jobber who should even be allowed to wrestle! And with that, I am out of here. I have a flight to catch to Japan and I would hate to miss it just because I was talking to you… [stuart walks off screen and Sue shakes her head in disgust as she watches him leave. She then turns her gaze back to the camera and says:] Sue Danes: You know I gotta totally make a note to myself; from now on, I am only going to interview nice people. Because mean people suck! Whateve…anyway I would like to say that I hope you all tune in next month when I interview my next superstar of the month, hopefully he will be someone nice... Until then, this is Sue Danes wishing that each and every one of you have a kick ass month! See you all laters! [sue blows a kiss at the camera and then the clip fades to black.]</div></blockquote>

BHK1978 · November 25, 2010

I just wanted to inform anyone that reads this that I have decided to put it on hiatus. I just do not feel like writing it right now. However, I know the bug will bite me at some point and I will want to continue so when that happens I shall bring it back.

I would also like to thank all of the people who have taken the time to read and comment in this diary. You helped this to get to the 6000 view mark and that is not too shaby. So I thank you all and I shall return.

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