michgcs Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 Nice. I think I voted for all four of those men, so I'm happy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Roguey Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 I voted for Mr. Goren. Because flying is illegal where I come from! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BHK1978 Posted February 6, 2011 Author Share Posted February 6, 2011 Nice. I think I voted for all four of those men, so I'm happy I voted for Mr. Goren. Because flying is illegal where I come from! I thank you both for voting! And yeah nobody should be allowed to jump off of the top rope, it is in the laws of old school wrestling as written by Bill Watts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Roguey Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 I thank you both for voting! And yeah nobody should be allowed to jump off of the top rope, it is in the laws of old school wrestling as written by Bill Watts. I think Gabe should lead a RIPW version of The School of Tradition! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BHK1978 Posted February 14, 2011 Author Share Posted February 14, 2011 RIPW Presents: Christmas Clash 2010 <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=RobLMiskovsky_alt1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RobLMiskovsky_alt1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> By Rob L. Miskovsky Well RIPW fans we are going to have one fantastic show for you when we return to the Twin River Event Center in Lincoln, Rhode Island on Sunday, December 19, 2010. The event this year is going to be called Christmas Clash. And boy do we have a stacked lineup for you fans! One match we shall see on this night is a match between Jerry Martin and Morgan Malone. This should be an interesting match as Jerry Martin has vowed to not resort to his usual hardcore tactics during the match. I caught up to Jerry Martin and asked him if he was being honest about his vow, or if he thinks he will revert to his hardcore tactics during the match. Jerry had the following to say in response: “One never knows what might happen during the heat of battle. I have made a promise to my would be mentor Henry Lee that I will not pound Morgan’s skull with Deanna. But I will be tempted because I am hardcore!” Well for the shake of Morgan Malone’s skull, I hope Jerry keeps his word. Either way it is bound to be an exciting match! Another exciting match that is going to be taking place is a six-man tag match, which will see The Evil Empire members Donte Dunn, Kintaro, and Sky King taking on The Wilkes Brothers and The Man in the Blue Mask. This is going to be a good one folks and even though I am supposed to remain bias, I have to say that I would love to see Dutch and Leftie get a measure of revenge against the treacherous Benedict Arnold. We shall see if that does come to fruition. Also on this night, there is a match signed, that will be a first in the history of RIPW wrestling. We shall see a mixed tag team match! That is right folks, for the first time in the history of this company we will see women compete in the ring. The match is going to be between the team of Miss Masterson and Jared Johnson their opponents for the evening will be the team of Jamie Quine and Raphael. I caught up with Raphael to get his thoughts on the upcoming match. “Jared Johnson last month you cheated to get your victory against me, and that was not cool. What was also not cool was the harsh words you had to say about Jamie. Jamie is a cool chick who was just in the crowd watching wrestling; you didn’t have to be rude to her man that was not righteous. Then to top it all off, you dug that room key of doom into my forehead and that was not cool at all. In fact, it really hurt…bad. Anyway, Jamie came out and helped me fend you and Miss Masterson off and that was very righteous of her. Come December the nineteenth, we a going to get our chance to get back at you for all the uncool things that you have done to us. And that is going to be sweet, and remember kids just say no to drugs.” That sounds like it is going to be one humdinger of a match! Another match that is sure to please on that night will be The Young Braves taking on The Kings of Federal Hill. These two teams have been going at it for the past few months and the hate they have against one another is palpable. I caught up with Running Bear to get his thoughts on the upcoming match. “Last month Running Wolf and I had a very good chance of winning the RIPW Tag Team Championships. But you two jokers could not leave well enough alone; you had to cost us our chance at the titles. I would say that intensified the bad blood between us but that is not the truth because we already hate everything about you two. Know this Justin and Johnny Boy when you come to Twin Rivers Event Center on the nineteenth; be prepared to have the fight of your miserable lives!” Finally, we will see Rudy Velasquez versus Too Hot. This is going to be a war as these two men hate each other with a passion. I caught up with Too Hot to get his thoughts about this match, here is what he said: “Rudy, you can’t hide from Jason Evans. Come De-cember the nineteenth, you and Jason Evans are gonna meet in the middle of the ring. Ain’t no tag team partner to watch your back when you had enough of the beating that Jason Evans is gonna be giving ya. Nah man there ain’t nowhere to hide. You say Jason Evans ain’t street. Well come the nineteenth, you’re gonna find out just how street Jason Evans is. And if ya don’t know, now ya know.” Well I hope you fans in Rhode Island and the surrounding states can come out to support our show. Because as you can see it is going to be one humdinger of a card! That is it for this month so come on down to the Twin River Event Center in Lincoln, Rhode Island and witness what is sure to be another great RIPW event! The show starts at 8:00 p.m. and doors open at 7:00 p.m. So come early and make sure enjoy the show! For the RIPW Championship: Hollywood Hank © vs. Frank Fernandes Rudy Velasquez vs. Too Hot Miss Masterson & Jared Johnson vs. Jamie Quine and Raphael Jerry Martin vs. Morgan Malone The Kings of Federal Hill vs. The Young Braves The Evil Empire (Donte Dunn, Sky King, Kintaro) vs. The Man in the Blue Mask & The Wilkes Brothers occ: I just want to take the time to thank everyone that voted for me in the diary of the month. I am very shocked that I got as many votes as I did. I did pretty good for a diary with crappy match write-ups. Also wanted to add viewership wise my other diary on this thread, is kicking the ass of this diary. Which I can understand, I enjoy writing for that diary more than this one anyway. 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michgcs Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 For the RIPW Championship: Hollywood Hank © vs. Frank Fernandes Rudy Velasquez vs. Too Hot Miss Masterson & Jared Johnson vs. Jamie Quine and Raphael Jerry Martin vs. Morgan Malone The Kings of Federal Hill vs. The Young Braves The Evil Empire (Donte Dunn, Sky King, Kintaro) vs. The Man in the Blue Mask & The Wilkes Brothers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midnightnick Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Hollywood Hank © vs. Frank Fernandes Rudy Velasquez vs. Too Hot Miss Masterson & Jared Johnson vs. Jamie Quine and Raphael Jerry Martin vs. Morgan Malone The Kings of Federal Hill vs. The Young Braves The Evil Empire (Donte Dunn, Sky King, Kintaro) vs. The Man in the Blue Mask & The Wilkes Brothers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Roguey Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Hollywood Hank © vs. Frank Fernandes Rudy Velasquez vs. Too Hot Miss Masterson & Jared Johnson vs. Jamie Quine and Raphael Jerry Martin vs. Morgan Malone The Kings of Federal Hill vs. The Young Braves The Evil Empire (Donte Dunn, Sky King, Kintaro) vs. The Man in the Blue Mask & The Wilkes Brothers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingo Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 For the RIPW Championship: Hollywood Hank © vs. Frank Fernandes Rudy Velasquez vs. Too Hot Miss Masterson & Jared Johnson vs. Jamie Quine and Raphael Jerry Martin vs. Morgan Malone The Kings of Federal Hill vs. The Young Braves The Evil Empire (Donte Dunn, Sky King, Kintaro) vs. The Man in the Blue Mask & The Wilkes Brothers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
20LEgend Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Hollywood Hank © vs. Frank Fernandes Rudy Velasquez vs. Too Hot Miss Masterson & Jared Johnson vs. Jamie Quine and Raphael Jerry Martin vs. Morgan Malone The Kings of Federal Hill vs. The Young Braves The Evil Empire (Donte Dunn, Sky King, Kintaro) vs. The Man in the Blue Mask & The Wilkes Brothers This is what I would have chosen so, I'll copy these. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Roguey Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 This is what I would have chosen so, I'll copy these. Don't lie You just want a perfect score Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eayragt Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Hollywood Hank © vs. Frank Fernandes Rudy Velasquez vs. Too Hot Miss Masterson & Jared Johnson vs. Jamie Quine and Raphael Jerry Martin vs. Morgan Malone The Kings of Federal Hill vs. The Young Braves The Evil Empire (Donte Dunn, Sky King, Kintaro) vs. The Man in the Blue Mask & The Wilkes Brothers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BHK1978 Posted February 17, 2011 Author Share Posted February 17, 2011 RIPW Presents: Christmas Clash 2010 <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=RIPW_alt.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RIPW_alt.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Sunday, December 19, 2010 Twin River Event Center, Lincoln, Rhode Island Attendance: 136 Show Rating: E + [The show begins in the backstage area. We see Professor Nero, Zachary Inc, and Sonic S. Thompson (who is wearing a Santa Clause hat) in what appears to be Professor Nero‘s office.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=ProfessorNero.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/ProfessorNero.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Professor Nero: Last month Henry Lee wanted to make the show fair for everyone. Well this being the holiday season…I am not so much in the giving mood. You see there is a masked man running around in my promotion. In addition, we all know who is under that mask. It is the man whom I fired, a man that was banned from this company. At least that was what I thought. It seems in my absence last month Commissioner Lee took it upon himself to give this masked man a valid RIPW contract. I have been talking with my attorneys and they informed me that there was nothing I could do to nullify this masked man’s contract. If I wanted to fire him, I would have to pay out the remainder of his salary. Which quite frankly I do not have the money to do that. Therefore, not wanting to have a long drawn out legal battle or pay through the nose to terminate his contract, I have come up with a better more violent solution. You see my attorneys informed me that if I were to find proof that the Man in the Blue Mask is really Kentucky Bill, I would be well within my legal rights to terminate his contract right on the spot. That is where my bodyguard Zachary Inc comes in. [Nero turns and looks at Zachary.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=ProfessorNero.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/ProfessorNero.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Professor Nero: I want you to get that mask off of Kentucky Bill by any means possible. If you have to decapitate him, so be it. I just want to prove to each and every one of these fans out here that he is a fraud and a conman. Kentucky Bill might say he has virtues and that he is honorable, but if that were the case would he really have to hide behind a mask and work in a company that he has been banned from. So Zachary do you think you can do that for me. <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=ZacharyInc.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/ZacharyInc.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Zachary Inc.: Sure thing (he takes a deep breath) boss. [Nero then turns his attention to Sonic S. Thompson who has a doctor’s stethoscope in his ears. He is listening to the wall with the stethoscope. This angers Professor Nero who clearly dose not have the patience to deal with Sonic.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=ProfessorNero.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/ProfessorNero.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Professor Nero: What the hell are you doing now? [sonic does not make eye contact with Nero. Instead, he remains focused on whatever he is doing.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=SuperSonic_alt2.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/SuperSonic_alt2.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Sonic S. Thompson: The wall monster is still breathing. We have changed setting and yet he is still breathing! This same beast was ordered by the C.I.A. to kill Castro but failed miserably in a hail of bullets. The times they are a changing my friend but the answer is not blowing in the wind. [An angry Nero turns his attention back to his bodyguard and says:] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=ProfessorNero.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/ProfessorNero.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Professor Nero: You have your orders, now go! After all, I am not paying you to stand around and catch your breath. And take your crazy friend with you! I am not a babysitter! [Zachary and Sonic walk off screen and Nero just shakes his head in disgust and mutters something to himself. The segment comes to an end and we go ringside where Rob and Mayhem are sitting at the announcer‘s table.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=RobLMiskovsky_alt2.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RobLMiskovsky_alt2.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Rob L. Miskovsky: Hello and welcome wrestling fans to Christmas Clash 2010! We have a humdinger of a card for you tonight, as we are coming to you live from Lincoln, Rhode Island! I’m Rob L. Miskovsky and I am standing along side my broadcasting partner Mayhem Midden. Mayhem, tonight we are going to see the first ever singles match between Rudy Velasquez and Too Hot in what is sure to be a humdinger of a match! I just can’t wait for Too Hot to get his hands on Rudy and teach that thug a lesson. <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=MayhemMidden.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/MayhemMidden.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Mayhem Midden: Well you are going to have to keep on waiting, cuz it ain’t gonna be Rudy that has the lesson taught to him tonight…oh yeah…dig it! Rob L. Miskovsky: Well we shall see later on tonight, for now let us go up to the ring for our first match of the evening. <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=MorganMalone.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/MorganMalone.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=vs6.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/vs6.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=JerryMartin.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/JerryMartin.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Morgan Malone vs. Jerry Martin [somewhere I Belong by Linkin Park begins to play and a few moments later Morgan Malone steps out from behind the backstage curtain. This month he gets a smattering of cheers probably because some people actually remember him now. Anyway, he enters the ring waiting for Jerry.] [Psycho Killer by The Talking Heads starts to play on the arena‘s sound system, and a few seconds later Jerry Martin steps out from behind the backstage curtain. Some fans actually start chanting, “Jerry! Jerry!” As Jerry makes his way down to the ring. He does not have Deanna with him this month because he wants to prove to his would be “mentor” Henry Lee that he can wrestle in a non-hardcore fashion.] Match: Jerry was on his best behavior during this match and he actually tried to wrestle in a more traditional sense this evening. It was his hope that he would impress Henry Lee by showing him he could be a good guy and not bash his opponents head in with a 2X4. Morgan Malone did get some offense in but it was not enough. This match ended when Jerry Martin landed a discus punch, which knocked Morgan out. From there Jerry made the pin and got the victory. Winner: Jerry Martin Time: 6:11 [We are now taken to the locker room of Jared Johnson who unbelievably, is not looking at himself in the floor length mirror. Standing on his right hand side is Miss Masterson.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=JaredJohnson.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/JaredJohnson.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Jared Johnson: Raphael tonight you and that wretched creature that saved your ass last month are going to be taking on the lovely Miss Masterson and myself in a mixed tag team match. Now Raphael, I know you are currently blind in one eye, but even you should have better tastes in women. Too each is own I suppose. I know that I, being a living god, only surround myself with the finest women. This is why Miss Masterson is always by my side. Tonight Raphael, you and that beast of a partner will find out what it is like when you have to face off with a living god and a perfect ten. [Jared holds up Miss Masterson‘s right hand and gives it a kiss. Miss Masterson looks like a love struck teen for a minute before her expression turns to that of anger.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=MissyMasterson_alt14.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/MissyMasterson_alt14.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Miss Masterson: To that thing that tried to attack the living god last month, you made the biggest mistake of your life honey. You put your hands on someone that you are not even worthy to be in the same room with. When I am done with you tonight, you are going to wish you stayed in the crowd you stupid beyotch. [The interview ends and we now transition over to another part of the backstage area where we see Sue Danes standing with The Wilkes Brothers and Blue Mask.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=SueDanes_alt1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/SueDanes_alt1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Sue Danes: Wud up peeps! It’s ya girl Sue and I standing by here with the Wilkes Brothers and their tag team partner tonight the man everyone has been calling Blue Mask. I guess my first question is to you Blue Mask, is that totally the name you are going for, or do you like have a name you would like everyone to call you. [The moment Blue Mask begins to speak, you can hear the crowd going wild. This is because upon hearing his voice it has confirmed to them beyond a shadow of a doubt that it is Kentucky Bill under the mask.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=WildCat_3.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/WildCat_3.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Blue Mask: Well Sue since you asked I have taken to calling myself The Wildcat. <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=SueDanes_alt1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/SueDanes_alt1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Sue Danes: Okay cool, um…like…is there any truth to the rumors that you are Kentucky Bill? <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=WildCat_3.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/WildCat_3.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> The Wildcat: No Sue I am not Kentucky Bill. I can see how people can get us confused; I mean we are both good-looking guys with great in ring skills. So as you can see it is very easy to confuse the two of us. But that is not why we are here tonight Sue. We are here because tonight the Wilkes Brothers and I are going to be taking on The Canadian Hit Squad and Donte Dunn. Granted I really want to get my hands on Hollywood Hank but that is not in the cards for me just yet, so tonight I am just going to have to settle on kicking the ever-living crap out of his minions. With a little help from my friends… <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=DuberryExcess.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/DuberryExcess.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Dutch Wilkes: That’s right Wildcat; you are the very meaning of a friend. Last month when I was in the hospital, you helped my brother out and for that I want to thank you. Now tonight, it is my chance at revenge. I will have a chance to get revenge against Sky King and Kintaro because they put me in the hospital. And most of all I gonna get revenge against that no good snake in the grass Donte Dunn. Donte, did you really think you could turn on me and my brother and we wouldn’t come after you? Tonight Donte, Sky King, and Kintaro me and my brother alongside the Wildcat, are gonna make you three were never born. Ain’t that right baby brother? <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=LeftieWilkes.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/LeftieWilkes.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Leftie Wilkes: That’s right! I like to think of myself as a man of few words, so when I talk I like to get my point across. Well tonight, there ain’t gonna be no words said. The only thing that is gonna happen to you three is an ass kicking the likes of which none of you have ever gotten before! <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=WildCat_3.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/WildCat_3.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> The Wildcat: Oh my grav….ah…I mean, oh my baby! <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=SueDanes_alt1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/SueDanes_alt1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Sue Danes: Well that should be a totally awesome match later on tonight! Speaking of totally awesome matches in a few minutes, we are going to see a match between The Young Braves and The Kings of Federal Hill, let’s totally watch this video, which recaps the feud. [We are now shown a video recap of the Braves/Kings feud. Highlights include the first time the Braves beat the Kings, we see when Johnny Boy burned Running Wolf‘s headdress, and we see when Johnny Boy was busy jawing with Running Bear’s mother only to have Running Bear pin him for a victory. We now go back to the ring as the Braves vs. Kings is about to take place.] The Young Braves vs. The Kings of Federal Hill <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=RogerMonteiro.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RogerMonteiro.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=RunningWolf.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RunningWolf.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=vs6.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/vs6.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=Ant-Man.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/Ant-Man.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=JustinSensitive-1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/JustinSensitive-1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> [Run to the Hills by Iron Maiden begins to play over the arena‘s sound system as The Young Braves make their way down to the ring. Both men slap the hands of the fans as they run down to the ring. The Braves do not even bother entering the ring. In fact, the minute Volare begins to play the Braves run towards The Kings of Federal Hill who just started to come out from behind the backstage curtain.] Match: The hatred that these two teams have for each other in once again on display tonight as all four men brawl down the aisle and into the ring. Referee David Poker tried to get some semblance of order in this match by ordering Running Bear and Johnny Boy to their corners but it was only a matter of time before all four men were brawling in the ring once again. All four men once again took the match to the floor and a ringside brawl soon commenced. Despite the fact, that referee David Poker made a very liberal ten count he still did not manage to drag the ten count out long enough and he was forced to declare this match a draw due to a double count-out. The four men continued to brawl all the way to the backstage area after the match had come to an end. Winners: Neither team, match was declared a draw due to a double count-out Time: 5:46 [We are now sent to the backstage area, to be more specific we are in Henry Lee‘s office. We see Henry Lee (who is wearing glasses) sitting at a desk filling out paperwork. A few moments later Jerry Martin enters the office, Henry Lee peers over the top of his glasses at Jerry.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=HenryLee_jhdBHK.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/HenryLee_jhdBHK.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Henry Lee: What do you want Jerry? <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=JerryMartin.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/JerryMartin.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Jerry Martin: Your approval sir? I did as you asked me to do two months ago. I fought in a regular wrestling match and I won! And despite my urges to do otherwise, I did not bash Morgan Malone’s head in a half dozen times with Deanna. Are you proud of me? Am I now worthy of being your protégé? [Henry‘s rolls his eyes, shakes his head and smiles at Jerry.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=HenryLee_jhdBHK.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/HenryLee_jhdBHK.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Henry Lee: Look Jerry I was proud of you that you wrestled a good, clean, honest match. I thought you did a really good job out there and I was very happy that you did not give in to your hardcore impulses. However, that was only one match. A good match, but one match nonetheless. Look son I am doing this to you for your own good. I have witnessed a generation of very talented wrestlers have their careers ended early due to the hardcore matches they took part in. Heck, even I had to take an early retirement due to nagging injuries. If I had never become the Icon of Insanity, I might have still been an active wrestler. Instead, I have this job and if I am being honest with you and myself for that matter…I am nothing more than a glorified office worker. Professor Nero constantly ties my hands and reverses almost every decision that I make… Nevertheless, that stuff does not concern you…my point being is I want you to be able to have a long and happy career. I want you to continue to entertain RIPW fans for year to come. I don’t want you to do stupid things like I did. I don’t want you to fall thirty feet off a scaffold and through a ring like I did… <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=JerryMartin.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/JerryMartin.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Jerry Martin: I remember that, that was hardcore! That was awesome! <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=HenryLee_jhdBHK.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/HenryLee_jhdBHK.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Henry Lee: No son that was painful and I still have chronic back pain because of it. Look, I am just looking after your best interests. I am just trying to give you some advice, advice I wish someone had given me twenty years ago. You have the talent; you do not need to do all of this hardcore crap. So please head my advice and in the end, it will help prolong your career. <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=JerryMartin.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/JerryMartin.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Jerry Martin: I will think about it… [Jerry Martin leaves Henry‘s office and we go to ringside for our next match.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=DonteDunn.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/DonteDunn.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=SkyKing.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/SkyKing.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=FrankieDee.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/FrankieDee.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> with <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=HerbStately_jhdBHK.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/HerbStately_jhdBHK.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=vs6.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/vs6.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=WildCat_3.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/WildCat_3.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=LeftieWilkes.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/LeftieWilkes.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=DuberryExcess.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/DuberryExcess.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> with <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=HeatherB.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/HeatherB.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> The Evil Empire (Donte Dunn, Sky King, Kintaro) with Brian Cash-Man vs. The Wildcat & The Wilkes Brothers with Heather B. [The theme from New York, New York by Frank Sinatra begins to play over the sound system and out steps Brian Cash-Man wearing his New York Yankees windbreaker. Upon seeing Brian the fans immediately begin the “Yankees Sucks!” which alternates with “You sold out“ (which is directed at Donte) when they see Donte following behind Brian. The Canadian Hit Squad come out mere seconds later as all four members of The Evil Empire are showered with boos as they make their way down towards the ring.] [Dirty Water by The Standells begins to play on the arena‘s sound system and the crowd goes nuts. The crowd begins to sing along with the song as Heather B. steps out from behind the backstage curtain. Tonight the lovely Ms. B. is wearing a tight pair of blue jeans and a Steve Grogan, New England Patriots jersey. Heather is followed shortly thereafter by her boyfriend Leftie and his older brother Dutch. As they make their way down to the ring, they slap the fans hands. Inside the ring, Donte looks menacingly at the brothers Wilkes. Upon getting to ringside, The Wilkes Brothers stand on the outside of the ring waiting for their tag team partner for the night to join them.] [American Badass by Kid Rock starts to play and the crowd goes wild. A few moments later The Wildcat comes out from behind the backstage curtain. The fans go nuts when they see him. As he makes his way down to the ring, he slaps the hands of the fans. He then joins The Wilkes Brothers at ringside and the three of them enter the ring ready to begin their match.] Match: This match was a wild brawl; one that referee David Poker had a tough time controlling. Finally, after about two minutes the teams settled down. Leftie was the target of most of the Empire’s offense as they kept his isolated from his brother and The Wildcat. Leftie was able to tag his brother in and his brother cleaned house for a few moments before the heels regained the upper hand. Finally, Dutch was able to tag in The Wildcat, who proceeded to toss both members of The Canadian Hit Squad out of the ring and onto the concrete floor. The Wilkes Brothers soon went after the Hit Squad and those four began to brawl at ringside. This left The Wildcat alone in the ring with Donte. This was not good for Donte… One body slam later, Donte was looking up at the lights as The Wildcat pinned him for the victory. The Wildcat then looked right into the camera and said: <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=WildCat_3.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/WildCat_3.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> The Wildcat: Hollywood Hank, I’m a coming for you next! Winners: The Wilkes Brothers and The Wildcat Time: 6:48 For the RIPW Championship: <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=RIPW_Championship.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RIPW_Championship.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=Frankie-BoyFernandes.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/Frankie-BoyFernandes.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=vs6.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/vs6.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=OscarOzymandias.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/OscarOzymandias.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=champion.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/champion.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> with <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=HerbStately_jhdBHK.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/HerbStately_jhdBHK.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Frank Fernandes vs. Hollywood Hank © with Brian Cash-Man [Californication by The Red Hot Chili Peppers begins to play and moments later, the newest addition to RIPW’s roster, Frank Fernandes, comes out from behind the curtain. He gets a lackluster response from the crowd because they have no clue who he is and they figure he is a jobber.] [The lights in the arena go down and a spotlight shines on the backstage curtain. Simply the Best by Tina Turner begins to play as Brian Cash-Man and the RIPW Champion Hollywood Hank steps out from behind the backstage curtain. Various insults are shouted at the pair as they make their way down to the ring, but not one insult was dominate enough to make out. Both men also have garbage hurled at them as they walk to the ring. Surprisingly Hank does not take the microphone to address the crowd tonight. Instead, we wait for referee David Poker to give his opening instructions.] [RIPW Head referee David Poker walks over to the center of the ring. He then holds up his right arm as the ring announcer (who is standing behind him) holds the microphone up to David‘s mouth. David motions for both fighters to join him in the center of the ring. Both men comply and David says the following:] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=DavidPoker.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/DavidPoker.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> David Poker: Okay gentlemen this match is for the RIPW Championship, I expect a good clean fight. Any questions? Both fighters shake their heads no; as both men keep their eyes locked on the eyes of their opponent. <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=DavidPoker.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/DavidPoker.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> David Poker: Okay then shake hands and return to your respective corners. [Neither men shake hands (have they ever). Instead, both men go to their respective corners and wait for the bell to ring. David Poker signals the timekeeper to ring the bell to signify the start of the match.] Match: This was your run of the mill squash match, RIPW newcomer Frank Fernandes did get some brief offense in at the start of the match. However, the rest of the match was Hollywood Hank beating the crap out of the rookie and refusing to pin him. Finally, after having toyed with his opponent, Hollywood Hank decides to finish Frank off with the MVP and he then covers him for the pin. Winner and still RIPW Champion: Hollywood Hank Time: 5:52 [After the match is over with Hollywood Hank and Brian Cash-Man leave while they are leaving Gabe Goren heads towards the ring. When they pass each other in the aisle, neither Gabe nor Hank even look at each other. Upon entering the ring, Gabe goes over to the ring announcer and gets the microphone. He looks down at Frank in disgust.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=RemmyHoneyman_alt1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RemmyHoneyman_alt1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Gabe Goren: I am here to teach you a lesson Frank Fernandes. Tonight you jumped off the top rope a grand total of three times during your match. That means you should have been disqualified three times! However, David Poker is a very lax referee. A referee who fails to acknowledge the old school rules. Therefore, I must take it upon myself to teach you those rules. For your transgressions against the old school rules, you shall now take your punishment! [Gabe takes off his belt and then begins to whip Frank with it. He finally stops when various backstage officials come to the aid of Frank. Gabe leaves the ring with a satisfied look on his face.] [We now head to the backstage area where Sue Danes is standing by with Too Hot.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=SueDanes_alt1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/SueDanes_alt1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Sue Danes: So like Too Hot, tonight you totally have your chance at revenge against Rudy Velasquez. Are you hyped about that match? <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=TooHot.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/TooHot.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Too Hot: Of course, Jason Evans is hyped for the match tonight baby girl. Rudy you may think you are street, you may think you are a thug, but Jason Evans don’t think he is those things. Nah man, Jason Evans knows he is those things. You might have won the opening match in our little war but this ain’t a one and done battle. This be a war of attrition, a war that Jason Evans is fully prepared to win. You might have fired the opening salvo a couple of months back, but Jason Evans is gonna win the war. And if you don’t know now you know! [We now see The Wildcat walking down a hallway in the backstage area. Zachary Inc. walks towards him and blocks his passage. The Wildcat sidesteps him but Zachary moves with him.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=WildCat_2.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/WildCat_2.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> The Wildcat: So I guess you’re coming for my mask… <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=ZacharyInc.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/ZacharyInc.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Zachary Inc: Yup… <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=WildCat_2.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/WildCat_2.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> The Wildcat: Well then, let’s do this… [With that, The Wildcat and Zachary Inc. begin to brawl in the hallway. The Wildcat is getting the upper hand in this fight that is until Sonic S. Thompson jumped on the back of The Wildcat. Sonic then tries to get rip Wildcat’s mask off, while Zachary punches him in the stomach. Finally, The Wildcat drops to his knees and Sonic is able to unmask him, the man behind the mask is…well we do not see that because The Wildcat is wearing another blue mask underneath.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=SuperSonic_alt2.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/SuperSonic_alt2.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Sonic S. Thompson: Holy bat crap, this man shows more deceit than G. Gordon Liddy and Richard M. Nixon combined! Who are you masked man? <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=ZacharyInc.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/ZacharyInc.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Zachary Inc.: We about to (takes a deep breath) find out! [Zachary Inc. leans over and tries to take the second mask off of The Wildcat. However, it is all for naught as The Wildcat manages to fend him off. The Wildcat then turns and looks at Sonic who, upon just seeing what Wildcat did to Zachary, runs off.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=StuartFerdinand_jhdBHK.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/StuartFerdinand_jhdBHK.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=vs6.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/vs6.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=BrendanIdol.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/BrendanIdol.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> The International Superstar Cowboy Stuart Ferdinand vs. Brendan Idol [This Life by Curtis Stigers & The Forest Rangers begins to play over the arena’s sound system and the fans immediately break out into a Y-M-C-A chant. A few moments later, Stuart steps out from the behind the backstage curtain with a sour look on his face. While walking down the aisle to the ring Stuart mutters to himself, clearly not happy at the way the crowd feels about him. Upon entering the ring, Stuart walks over to the ring announcer and takes the microphone right out of the ring announcer‘s hand.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=StuartFerdinand_jhdBHK.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/StuartFerdinand_jhdBHK.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Stuart Ferdinand: I have grown to accept that you all are not coinsures of true wrestling talent. I bust my ass for you month in and month out and you continue to disrespect me! Well that is all fine and dandy with me. Because I am going to tear your heroes down one at a time. And tonight I am going to hand your loveable loser Brendan Idol his two hundred and ninety-ninth loss in a row. [Tubthumping by Chumbawamba begins to play across the arena’s sound system and the crowd starts to cheer as they know that everybody’s favorite loveable loser is about to come down to the ring. A few seconds later Brendan Idol does emerge from behind the backstage curtain. As Brendan walks to the ring, he slaps the fans hands. When he gets to Rowdy Roger, he shakes Roger’s hand and Rowdy Roger looks happier than a pig in crap over this gesture.] Match: This match was a back and forth brawl from the start. At various points during the match a, “YMCA”, chant started up much to the displeasure of Stuart Ferdinand. Brendan actually had Stuart pinned quite a few times during the match teasing that his losing streak might actually end. Stuart kept on angering the fans as he kept on kicking out of the various pins. Finally, Stuart gained the upper hand and he managed to pin Brendan while using the ring ropes for added leverage. Winner: Cowboy Stuart Ferdinand Time: 7:35 [After the match was over with Stuart Ferdinand went over to the ring announcer and took the microphone from him.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=StuartFerdinand_jhdBHK.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/StuartFerdinand_jhdBHK.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Stuart Ferdinand: You see that you idiots! Your loveable loser is just that once again a loser! I know you people here in Boston love losers and love misery I mean how else can you explain your near cult like love for the Red Sox! Oh and Brendan the next time we meet here in this ring I am gonna hand you loss number three hundred! [stuart laughs as a despondent Brendan Idol just sits in the ring staring at the mat. Frustrated over the fact that he lost yet another match.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=MissyMasterson_alt14.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/MissyMasterson_alt14.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=JaredJohnson.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/JaredJohnson.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=vs6.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/vs6.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=JaimeQuine.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/JaimeQuine.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=Raphael-1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/Raphael-1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Miss Masterson & Jared Johnson vs. Jamie Quine and Raphael [What a Man by Salt-n-Pepa and En Vogue begins to play over the arena‘s sound system and a few moments later both Miss Masterson and Jared Johnson step out from behind the backstage curtain to a chorus of boos. It should be noted that Miss Masterson is still wearing her trademark schoolgirl uniform, so one has to believe that she is going to wrestle in it this evening. When Jared and Miss Masterson arrive at ringside, Miss Masterson walks up the ring steps followed by Jared. Miss Masterson proceeds to hold open the ring ropes for Jared so he can enter the ring. Jared does not do his normal pre-match spiel this month. Instead, he and Miss Masterson stand in their corner waiting for their opponents to come down to the ring.] [T.N.T by AC/DC starts to play and the crowd actually starts to cheer as Raphael and Jamie Quine com out from the backstage curtain. Rowdy Roger is shown, sitting in his normal front row seat, head banging to the sound of the song. Upon seeing this, Raphael starts to laugh and gives Roger the thumbs up.] Match: This match was very good by RIPW standards. This match was a back and forth affair, with neither team gaining a huge advantage throughout the match. One of the highlights of the match was when Jamie Quine ripped off Miss Masterson’s schoolgirl skirt and threw it in the crowd. It was revealed that Miss Masterson was wearing pink panties on underneath her skirt with the word PINK written across her butt. Oh and the David Crosby look-alike was the lucky fan that caught the skirt. <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=SGG-005582.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/SGG-005582.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Anyway back to the action, Miss Masterson was highly embarrassed about having to wrestle in her knickers that she stood in the center of the ring frozen with embarrassment. It was at this point that Jamie Quine nailed her with the K.O. Kick (Savate kick) and covered her for the victory. Winners: Jaime Quine and Raphael Time: 9:08 <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=RudyVelasquez_alt.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RudyVelasquez_alt.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=vs6.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/vs6.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=TooHot.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/TooHot.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Rudy Velasquez vs. Too Hot [it is now time for the main event of the evening. How I Could Just Kill a Man by Cypress Hill begins to play over the arena‘s sound system and seconds later Rudy Velasquez steps out from behind the backstage curtain. Rudy has the flag of Puerto Rico draped over his shoulders. He stands at the wrestler’s entrance for a minute, he then flashes some gang signs towards the camera and he then slowly walks down to the right, while the crowd showers him with boos.] [Let Me Clear My Throat by DJ Kool starts to play and out from behind the backstage curtain comes Too Hot. The fans go absolutely ape crap over Too Hot, who walks down the ring looking like a man possessed. Too Hot enters the ring and does not wait for the ring announcer to make the opening introductions, instead he heads straight at Rudy and the two of them begin to brawl.] Match: Referee David Poker tells the timekeeper to ring the bell as the two men are fighting already. This brawl spills out onto the floor. David Poker does his best to make as conservative of a count as possible, knowing that the fans did not pay to see a double count-out. Finally, Too Hot and Rudy reenter the ring, we see both men getting in equal amounts of offense in. Despite getting a couple of close pinfalls, this was not the night that Too Hot would win. Too Hot went to clothesline Rudy and Rudy ducked. Too Hot then inadvertently hit referee David Poker with the clothesline, knocking the referee down. Too Hot went to check on the status of the fallen referee, turning his back on Rudy (which is a big no, no in wrestling). Rudy, never being one to turn down a chance to take a cheap shot on someone, gave Too Hot an illegal shot to the crotch. Too Hot fell to the mat winching in pain, Rudy managed to revive the referee and then proceeded to cover Too Hot for the victory. Winner: Rudy Velasquez Time: 11:03 [After the match is over with Rudy grabs the microphone, looks down at Too Hot, and says:] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=RudyVelasquez_alt.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RudyVelasquez_alt.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Rudy Velasquez: You see Too Hot, you can’t beat me ese. Not tonight…not any damn night! You say you street well you be tripping! Actually you might be street, yeah man you is street…if you mean Sesame Street! [Rudy drops the microphone on the mat and stands over Too Hot, who is still clearly in pain. The screen fades to black.] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BHK1978 Posted February 17, 2011 Author Share Posted February 17, 2011 Once again, I would just like to thank everyone that has taken the time to predict, read, and post in this diary. Also, I would like to say welcome to and thank you to Midnightnick, for being a first time predictor in this diary and a general welcome to the boards as well! Here are the total results after this show: <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/Picks%20Album/?action=view¤t=Picks8.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/Picks%20Album/Picks8.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Okay the above numbers should be all right (if they are wrong please tell me); I forgot to put the Idol/Stuart match in the picks thing so that did not count for or against anyone. As you can see, Michigan Hero has won the right to create a promotion that I will add into this diary. The promotion will not debut until February, as that is where the game is currently at. The new promotion can either be a local, small, or regional in size. You can put the promotion wherever you want so if you want it in Mexico just tell me so and in what region. I will give the promotion one million dollars in start-up cash. Michigan Hero, I would like the following from you and you can either post it in thread or PM me the information: Name of Promotion: Location: Will it be a regular or touring promotion: If the promotion is a touring promotion which months does it go on tour: Hiring Rules (if you have any): Promotion Bio (if you want one, you do not have to have one): Size of Promotion: Product: Okay now just a bit about the show, first off I got rid of the commentary between matches. It was not very good and it became a pain in the butt to write after awhile. I mean how many times can one write, oh yeah…dig it, before one goes insane. In addition, the final two matches of the evening are the two highest rated matches in the history of the diary. With the Rudy/Too Hot, match being the best overall match in the history of the diary from a rating perspective. With the women helping the men pull out a high ranking, I think you might be seeing more of them. I have always wanted to try to book women’s wrestling in a diary. Now I am not saying it will be any good, but I am going to try. If I fail miserably, you can all point and laugh at me. Finally, I just want to address the influx of talent that has been entering into the RIPW lately. Well two months ago in game, RIPW went from local to small. Granted I have like eight wrestlers over the limit but I am actually turning a profit so I shall keep the roster at its current size. There will be two more additions to the roster in the next few months. One will debut on the next show. As for the other, I have no clue when he will debut in the diary. I have had him fighting in dark matches going all the way back to August in game (I am currently in February in game). I tend to do that in my diaries, Gabe Goren (Remmy Honeyman), Frank Fernandes (Frankie-Boy Fernandes), and Rudy Velasquez have all been with the company for sometime. I just have them fighting in pre-card or post-card matches until I can fit them on the main show. I always have plans for every worker that I hire, I do not hire willy-nilly (I know it might seem that I do). It is just the plans might not pan out the way I had wanted them to. For instance, Frank Fernandes was hired to be in a tag team with someone else on the roster. Now it still might happen but I might take Frank in a different direction. Well enough with my incessant ramblings… One final note, I just saw that this passed the 8,000 view mark! That is awesome! Thank you everyone for reading this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BHK1978 Posted February 21, 2011 Author Share Posted February 21, 2011 <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=RIPW.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RIPW.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Sue’s Superstar of the Month! [This month‘s interview is coming directly from the backstage area of the Twin River Event Center.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=SueDanes_alt1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/SueDanes_alt1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Sue Danes: Wud up RIPW fans! It’s your girl Sue Danes here and it is that time of the month again, you know when I interview an RIPW superstar! My guest this month is Sonic S. Thompson… [sonic walks on screen behind Sue and walks right off screen. Sue looks confused and a bit flustered; she looks off camera and says:] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=SueDanes_alt1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/SueDanes_alt1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Sue Danes: Um dude, we’re totally taping the interview now. It would be totally cool if you would come back here and ah…you know be interviewed… [sonic walks back on screen and he is wearing the doctor’s stethoscope once again. This time he has it around his neck.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=SuperSonic_alt2.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/SuperSonic_alt2.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Sonic S. Thompson: My attorney has not clued me into why I am here for this interview. If you are an agent of the government and want to talk about what I saw in Area Fifty-One, well I highly suggest you contact my attorney as he is a Samoan and very much one of god’s glorious bastards. [With that, Sonic puts the stethoscope in his ears and begins listening to the wall. Sue is not sure what to make of this. All she knows is she has a job to do and therefore she has to continue asking questions.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=SueDanes_alt1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/SueDanes_alt1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Sue Danes: Um…like…what are you doing right now? <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=SuperSonic_alt2.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/SuperSonic_alt2.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Sonic S. Thompson: I am trying to find the wall monster; it is a tricky bastard that seems to follow me from location to location. It has not arrived here yet but that just might be because it is unaware of my departure. It tried to kill Fidel Castro and Herbert Hoover in one foul swoop but it was not successful. [sue really looks confused now.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=SueDanes_alt1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/SueDanes_alt1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Sue Danes: Dude, I am totally not getting what you are talking about. Can you like listen to the wall later? I totally have some questions to ask you and I can’t ask you them if you are listening to the wall. [sonic walks back towards Sue and he starts nervously looking around.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=SuperSonic_alt2.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/SuperSonic_alt2.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Sonic S. Thompson: Very well, but when that wall monster attacks John Boehner…and make no mistake about it he will, you only have yourself to blame. <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=SueDanes_alt1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/SueDanes_alt1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Sue Danes: Whatever dude…okay like how did it feel when you tried to get the mask off of the Wildcat tonight, only to find out that he had another mask on? <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=SuperSonic_alt2.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/SuperSonic_alt2.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Sonic S. Thompson: That man shows more deception than Richard Nixon, G. Gordon Liddy, and Zorro combined. I am not sure if we are supposed to know his real identity. And even if we were meant to know, who knows what is behind that mask. Could be Lon Chaney Sr. for all we know and when he turns around you shall all scream in horror much like Mary Philbin did. After all, who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men… [And with that the interview is promptly over as Sonic walks off the screen and a confused Sue just shrugs her shoulders and says:] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=SueDanes_alt1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/SueDanes_alt1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Sue Danes: I guess that is it for this month, I hope you tune in next month when I interview my next superstar of the month. Until then, I hope you all have a kick ass month! See you all laters! [sue blows a kiss at the camera as the screen fades to black. With nothing but a black screen, the viewer hears Sonic S. Thompson say:] Sonic S. Thompson: The Shadow knows! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BHK1978 Posted February 23, 2011 Author Share Posted February 23, 2011 The following video is on RIPW.com <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=RIPW.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RIPW.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> [The video begins with Rudy Velasquez walking down a concrete walkway. Rudy has on a black leather jacket, blue jeans that look like they are three sizes too big, and a pair of work boots. On either side of the pathway that Rudy is walking down, there are mounds of snow. It appears that Rudy is walking through an area where there is low-income housing as all of the houses have a post-World War II look to them. When Rudy begins to speak, smoke comes out of his mouth, the kind that comes out of ones mouth when it is really cold outside.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=RudyVelasquez_alt.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RudyVelasquez_alt.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Rudy Velasquez: Too Hot, Jason Evans, or whatever you be calling yourself this month, I gots a message for ya ese. You can’t beat me holmes, no matter what you do, you can’t beat me. I don’t matter if it be a tag team match or a one-on-one match, you just can’t beat me. Guess you ain’t tough enough to handle me son. Now you da viewers at home might be wondering why I be out here in da cold walking through these projects. Well these be the Chad Brown Housing Projects, which is da place where Too Hot claims to have lived. So I’m just gonna walk around here and see if anybody here knows who Too Hot is. [A large man is shoveling the snow in front of one of the housing units. Rudy walks to this man and says:] Rudy Velasquez: Hey man, have you ever heard of a brother who calls himself Too Hot? [The man lets out a huge laugh and then shakes his head.] Man: If there is a brother who claims to be from here that calls himself that…well lets just say that I doubt that brother would be walking around here for no more than a minute. Rudy Velasquez: True dat… [Rudy walks down the path a bit until he runs into a group of young men.] Rudy Velasquez: What’s good? I gots a question for anyone of yous that wants to answer it. Do any of yous know a black dude with red cornrow hair that goes by da name of Too Hot? [The group of young men start to laugh.] Young Man: Nah yo, what kinda black guy would die his hair red? Rudy Velasquez: He be saying that he is from these projects. He said he be from Chad Brown… Young Man: Man I ani’t never seen no black dude with red hair running round here. If I did, I’d make sure I kicked his ass. Rudy Velasquez: Good talkin to ya holmes. [Rudy walks a little bit away from the crowd of young men before he starts to speak again.] Rudy Velasquez: You see Too Hot, not only are you a bitch ass punk that can’t beat me. You also be a liar, you ain’t from Chad Brown. Ain’t none of these people heard of your bitch ass. To borrow something dat you always say, if you don’t know, now you know…. [The video comes to an end.] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BHK1978 Posted February 24, 2011 Author Share Posted February 24, 2011 The following video is on RIPW.com <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=RIPW.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RIPW.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> [This video begins in what appears to be a locker room. Jared Johnson is standing in front of a full-length mirror his backside facing the camera. He is staring lovingly at himself in said mirror. Miss Masterson stands to the left of him and she has a huge frown on her face.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=JaredJohnson.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/JaredJohnson.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Jared Johnson: Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the best-looking wrestler of them all? [Jared slowly turns around to face the camera; he has a huge grin on his face. The camera then zooms in on Jared and he is the only one we see on screen.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=JaredJohnson.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/JaredJohnson.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Jared Johnson: If that mirror could speak, it would obviously tell me that I am the best-looking wrestler of them all. That is because I am a living god! I am infallible! Nobody and I mean nobody is of my caliber in this promotion or any promotion for that matter. Tonight I suffered a temporary set back as Miss Masterson was pinned by that she-beast. That pin has unfortunately given my record a blemish. I now officially have one loss on my record, and I am none to pleased about that fact. After all Raphael, it was not I who was pinned it was Miss Masterson. Therefore, the record books say I have one loss since entering RIPW. However, we both know that I never lose because I am infallible! Now in regards to my quote, unquote loss tonight, Miss Masterson and I have had a long hard talk about the loss. I informed her that tonight she is not key worthy…that is her punishment for adding that blight of a loss onto my record. As you can see, Miss Masterson is very sad that she has been deemed non-key worthy tonight… [The camera pans over to Miss Masterson, who still has a frown on her face. She nods her head agreeing with what Jared is saying. <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=MissyMasterson_alt14.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/MissyMasterson_alt14.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> [The camera then returns its focus onto Jared.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=JaredJohnson.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/JaredJohnson.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Jared Johnson: She is upset that I the living god will not rock her world tonight. Miss Masterson has informed me that tomorrow morning, she is going to plead with the RIPW Championship Committee to remove the loss that I suffered tonight from the record books. That will be much appreciated and I am glad she has the humility to admit when she has messed up. Now Raphael, you are probably all sorts of happy that you beat me tonight. Well know this Raphael I will be coming for you and I shall take your good eye out. After all, I am a living god, I can grant sight, I can take it away, and I plan to take it away from you! Because I am Jared Johnson and I am Simply Amazing... [Jared turns his back to the camera again and begins to admire himself. And the video ends.] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michgcs Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 when's the next show? EDIT: just realized there hasn't been a preview yet, silly me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BHK1978 Posted February 24, 2011 Author Share Posted February 24, 2011 when's the next show? EDIT: just realized there hasn't been a preview yet, silly me I have two matches left to write. I might hold off and put it up during March though. Or this Sunday depending on when I want to finish writing it. Hey it took me two hours to write the newest update to The Compound so who knows how long it will take me to write two matches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BHK1978 Posted February 24, 2011 Author Share Posted February 24, 2011 The following video is on RIPW.com <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=RIPW.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RIPW.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> [The following video begins in the office or RIPW owner Professor Nero. Nero looks none too pleased as his personal security guard Zachary Inc. enters his office. Zachary is aware of Nero‘s displeasure and puts his head down like a dog who knows he has done something wrong.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=ZacharyInc.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/ZacharyInc.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Zachary Inc.: Boss….I’m so sorry that (takes a deep breath) I was not able to find out the true identity of The Wildcat… [Nero looks furiously at Zachary for a moment and Zachary does not even bother to look up at his boss.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=ProfessorNero.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/ProfessorNero.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Professor Nero: We know what his true identity is you buffoon! Everybody in the crowd tonight knows exactly who he is! The fact that he is allowed to run around my backstage area, carte blanche, is an insult to me! Do you think for a second the other wrestlers will have any sort of respect for me if I allow the man that violently assaulted me, a man that I fired, run around my backstage area with a mask on! The answer is no! How can I effectively run this company if Kentucky Bill is able to carry on his deceit and make me look bad in front of the entire roster! [Zachary is still looking down at the floor, ashamed that he could not help his boos out.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=ZacharyInc.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/ZacharyInc.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Zachary Inc.: I…um…we tried to get (takes a deep breath) the mask off of him. He just had another (pauses to take another deep breath) mask on underneath it. In fact, I got his mask right here… [Zachary holds up the first mask that he removed form The Wildcat. Nero shakes his head in disgust.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=ProfessorNero.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/ProfessorNero.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Professor Nero: I’m not even sure why I am paying you! You are incompetent! What the hell am I going to do with that mask? I need proof that the Wildcat is Kentucky Bill. Proof beyond a reasonable doubt! How is his top mask going to help me? <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=ZacharyInc.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/ZacharyInc.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Zachary Inc.: You could try and get (takes a deep breath) D.N.A. off of it… <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=ProfessorNero.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/ProfessorNero.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Professor Nero: D.N.A.! D.N.A.! Tell me you just did not say that! What the hell do you think this is C.S.I.? Do I look like David Caruso to you? Look, I gave you a simple task, get the mask off of The Wildcat, and bring me proof that he and Kentucky Bill are one in the same. You and your deranged buddy were unable to do so. In fact, I think I would have gotten better results if I were to have sent the Keystone Cops after The Wildcat! I… [before Nero can finish his thought, Sonic S. Thompson wanders into his office. Sonic looks around for a moment before he turns and looks directly at Nero.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=SuperSonic_alt2.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/SuperSonic_alt2.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Sonic S. Thompson: You know they say that Nero played the fiddle while Rome burned. But we know that was not true, it was J. Edgar Hoover dressed up as Ru Paul and nobody can convince me otherwise despite what Bas Rutten says. Now kind sir if you will help me battle the wall monster before it attacks John Boehner, not only I but the rest of the country will be in your debt… [Nero is seething with rage, so much so that he cannot even piece together a coherent sentence.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view¤t=ProfessorNero.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/ProfessorNero.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Professor Nero: Out of my office…...dumb, frattin', housesnickle vipers! [The video comes to an end.] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BHK1978 Posted February 25, 2011 Author Share Posted February 25, 2011 Okay because I am lazy, I am going to not post the long ass write-up that I normally do before I post the picks column. RIPW: Wrestling Extravaganza 2011 Win, Lose, or Draw Qualifying Match: Sonic S. Thompson vs. Leftie Wilkes Win, Lose, or Draw Qualifying Match: Johnny Boy vs. Running Wolf Win, Lose, or Draw Qualifying Match: Jebediah vs. Justin Sensitive Non-Qualifying Matches: Morgan Malone vs. Gabe Goren Rudy Velasquez & Jared Johnson vs. Too Hot & Raphael For the RIPW Championship: Dutch Wilkes vs. Hollywood Hank © Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michgcs Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 boo laziness sucks Win, Lose, or Draw Qualifying Match: Sonic S. Thompson vs. Leftie Wilkes Win, Lose, or Draw Qualifying Match: Johnny Boy vs. Running Wolf Win, Lose, or Draw Qualifying Match: Jebediah vs. Justin Sensitive Non-Qualifying Matches: Morgan Malone vs. Gabe Goren Rudy Velasquez & Jared Johnson vs. Too Hot & Raphael For the RIPW Championship: Dutch Wilkes vs. Hollywood Hank © (by dq, maybe ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TakerNGN74 Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 Win, Lose, or Draw Qualifying Match: Sonic S. Thompson vs. Leftie Wilkes Win, Lose, or Draw Qualifying Match: Johnny Boy vs. Running Wolf Win, Lose, or Draw Qualifying Match: Jebediah vs. Justin Sensitive Non-Qualifying Matches: Morgan Malone vs. Gabe Goren Rudy Velasquez & Jared Johnson vs. Too Hot & Raphael For the RIPW Championship: Dutch Wilkes vs. Hollywood Hank © Not sure how long Hollywood Hank has had the title (It seems like a while unless he lost it and won it back) but I can't see him losing to Dutch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BHK1978 Posted February 25, 2011 Author Share Posted February 25, 2011 boo laziness sucks I will be honest with you, I did not think anyone actually read that. I am pretty sure if I was a reader of this diary I would skip it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michgcs Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 I will be honest with you, I did not think anyone actually read that. I am pretty sure if I was a reader of this diary I would skip it. well... it depends on the match-ups, i guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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