RIPW: The Ballad of Henry Lee

[michgcs]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="BHK1978" data-cite="BHK1978" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="27878" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Unless you are talking about the previous post where I said Jerry would be taking on Jerry. I am not sure what of my many typos you are talking about.<img alt=":o" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/redface.png.900245280682ef18c5d82399a93c5827.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><p> </p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Yeah, that's the one <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p>

[TakerNGN74]

<p>For the RIPW Championship:</p><p>

Huey Cannonball vs. <strong>The Wildcat ©</strong></p><p> </p><p>

Semi-Finals for the New England Heritage Championship:</p><p>

Leftie Wilkes vs. <strong>John Nash</strong></p><p> </p><p>

Semi-Finals for the New England Heritage Championship:</p><p>

<strong>Morgan Malone</strong> vs. Brian Fletcher</p><p> </p><p>

Jebediah vs. <strong>Rudy Velasquez</strong></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Jaime Quine</strong> vs. Yet another dude</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Too Hot</strong> vs. Justin Sensitive</p><p> </p><p>

Sunburst vs. <strong>Jerry Martin</strong></p>

[Jingo]

<p>For the RIPW Championship:</p><p>

Huey Cannonball vs. <strong>The Wildcat ©</strong></p><p> </p><p>

Semi-Finals for the New England Heritage Championship:</p><p>

<strong>Leftie Wilkes</strong> vs. John Nash</p><p> </p><p>

Semi-Finals for the New England Heritage Championship:</p><p>

Morgan Malone vs. <strong>Brian Fletcher</strong></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Jebediah</strong> vs. Rudy Velasquez</p><p>

<em>I like Big Jeb, whens he going on a rampage!? Make it start here!</em></p><p>

<strong>Jaime Quine</strong> vs. Yet another dude</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Too Hot</strong> vs. Justin Sensitive</p><p> </p><p>

Sunburst vs. <strong>Jerry Martin</strong></p>

[BHK1978]

RIPW Presents: Halloween Hell 2011

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RIPW_alt.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RIPW_alt.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Saturday, October 22, 2011

Twin River Event Center, Lincoln, Rhode Island

Attendance: 189

Show Rating: E

 

[The show does not begin as normal, instead this month the show begins with a quick crowd shot and we then go over to the announcer‘s table which is on a stage behind the crowd and to the right of the ring.]

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RobLMiskovsky_alt2.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RobLMiskovsky_alt2.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Rob L. Miskovsky: Hello and welcome wrestling fans to Halloween Hell 2011! We are coming to you live form the Twin River Event Center here in Lincoln, Rhode Island! I am Rob L. Miskovsky and I am sitting along side my broadcasting partner Mayhem Midden.

 

Well Mayhem, tonight RIPW Champion The Wildcat is proving to all the fans out there just how much of a fighting champion he is. He will be defending his championship against MAW superstar Huey Cannonball. This match should be a good one and this just shows everyone how important the RIPW Championship is, as we have wrestlers from other companies who want to hold such a prestigious title.

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=MayhemMidden.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/MayhemMidden.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Mayhem Midden: That is very true Rob…oh yeah…dig it! I can’t believe I am gonna say this but I am actually pulling for The Wildcat to win tonight. I don’t want the RIPW title going down to MAW.

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RobLMiskovsky_alt2.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RobLMiskovsky_alt2.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Rob L. Miskovsky: Well after many years of working together, I think this is the first time we agree on something because I feel the exact same way. Well it looks like the first match of the evening is set to begin so let us go to the ring for our opening match of the evening.

 

<a href="

http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=Sunburst.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/Sunburst.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=vs6.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/vs6.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=JerryMartin.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/JerryMartin.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> with <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=TheWolverine.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/TheWolverine.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Sunburst vs. Jerry Martin with The Wolverine

 

<a href="

http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RIPW.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RIPW.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Match: Before the match begins Jerry Martin gets on the microphone and tells Desmond McGuinness to pay close attention to this match so the he will no what to expect when they meet next month. Jerry then proceeds to relentlessly beat the crap out of Sunburst for the next six minutes before deciding he did enough damage. He nails Sunburst with a Discus Punch and knocks him out. He then proceeds to cover him for the pin.

 

Winner: Jerry Martin

Time: 6:03

 

Jerry Martin, not happy with just a victory, has The Wolverine hand him his trusty kendo stick Deanna. Jerry then proceeds to wallop Sunburst on the back with Deanna. In between shots, The Wolverine is kind enough to give Sunburst a couple of kicks to the ribs.

 

This goes on for a little bit but it stops as soon as Desmond McGuinness runs down to the ring with a steel chair in his left hand. Jerry and Wolverine high tail it out of the ring, hop the guardrail, and escape through the crowd.

 

Desmond gets a microphone and begins to speak.

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=EdwardCornell.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/EdwardCornell.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Desmond McGuinness: That’s right run away you wankers! Next month Jerry, you’re not going to have anywhere to go sunshine. Oh and by the way I know you have Deanna…well why don’t you say hello to my bird (he holds up the steel chair over his head) her name is Audra and next month you and she are going to get to know each other. Cheers mate.

 

[For the first time tonight we are taken to the backstage area, more specifically Professor Nero‘s office. Professor Nero is sitting at his desk reading The Art of the Deal by Donald Trump. A few moments later Jaime Quine enters his office. Professor Nero peers at her from over the top of his glasses.]

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=ProfessorNero.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/ProfessorNero.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Professor Nero: Let me guess, you are here to once again complain about being left off the main card. Well let me stop you right there, you are in fact on the card tonight…

 

[Jaime smiles and interrupts him.]

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=JaimeQuine.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/JaimeQuine.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Jaime Quine: Am I finally going to be able to showcase my talent against another woman?

 

[Professor Nero laughs at this notion before answering her.]

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=ProfessorNero.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/ProfessorNero.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Professor Nero: No not at all, because I want to show you that I am in touch with the modern day woman I am putting you in a match against Sonic S. Thompson. After all I am all for equal rights and the equality of women.

 

[Jaime does not look pleased with this answer.]

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=JaimeQuine.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/JaimeQuine.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Jaime Quine: That’s fine; ya wanna keep putting men against me? Well I’m gonna keep on beating them and in doing so making them look bad. By the time I’m done every man on your roster will be worth nothing because they will all have a loss against me on their record. Then who is gonna be putting asses in the seats?

 

[Jaime gets up and leaves Nero‘s office as we head back out to the ring for the next match.]

 

Semi-Finals for the New England Heritage Championship:

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=MorganMalone.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/MorganMalone.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=vs6.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/vs6.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=Raphael-1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/Raphael-1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Morgan Malone vs. Brian Fletcher

 

Brian Fletcher comes down to the ring sans music this month. He enters the ring and grabs the microphone away from RIPW ring announcer Tony Lopez.

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=Raphael-1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/Raphael-1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Brian Fletcher: I want to inform you dumb Americans as to why I did not come out to music this month. It is because some of you fans are still foolish enough to cheer for me. Therefore, if I do not come out to music playing people will not know when they should start to cheer for me.

 

I want to say this for the last time, stop cheering for me! I do not need, nor do I require your adulation!

 

[He walks over to Tony and pretends like he is going to hand the microphone back to Tony. Instead, he drops the microphone on the mat.]

 

<a href="

http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RIPW.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RIPW.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Match: These two Canadians have met a few times in the past and this match is what you would expect from them. Morgan had momentum going his way during the early goings of the match. However, that would not last as Brian hit Morgan below the equator while Referee David Poker was distracted. From that point onward, it was all Brian as he pinned Morgan for the victory.

 

Winner and advancing to the finals of the New England Heritage Championship tournament: Brian Fletcher

Time: 8:05

 

[We now cut to the backstage area where we see a man in a mask putting something in a bottle of water that has John Nash‘s name written on it.]

 

<a href="

http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=TooHot.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/TooHot.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=vs6.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/vs6.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=JustinSensitive-1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/JustinSensitive-1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Too Hot vs. Justin Sensitive

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RIPW.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RIPW.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Match: During this match, Rob L. Miskovsky makes note of the fact that Justin’s career seems to be aimless since Johnny Boy left the company. That seemed to be the truth of this match as well as Justin really seemed off his game. He did get some offense in but for the most part Too Hot dominated this match. Too Hot hit Justin with a Heat Seeking Missile and then covered Justin for the victory.

 

Winner: Too Hot

Time: 5:43

 

[Post-match, Too Hot leaves the ring and is talking with some fans at ringside when all of a sudden Gabe Goren attacks him from behind. Gabe repeatedly kicks at Too Hot‘s right leg before locking said leg into a Figure Four Grapevine. Too Hot cried out in pain but it was to no avail as Gabe was not about to break the hold. Finally, a whole slew of RIPW officials came out and managed to get Gabe to break the hold.

 

Gabe walked over to RIPW ring announcer Tony Lopez and asks for the microphone. He then walks back over to Too Hot, looks down at him and smiles.

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RemmyHoneyman_alt1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RemmyHoneyman_alt1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Gabe Goren: Hello my name is Gabe Goren and I might have just broken your leg.

 

He then kicks Too Hot‘s leg one more time for good measure before heading to the back.]

 

Semi-Finals for the New England Heritage Championship:

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=LeftieWilkes.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/LeftieWilkes.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=vs6.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/vs6.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=Atlas.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/Atlas.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Leftie Wilkes vs. John Nash

 

Before the match begins, John Nash takes a gulp of water out of his water bottle that he is carrying down to the ring with him (Yes I know RIPW wrestlers never take water with them to the ring and it was clearly shown that this water was drugged. Just suspend your belief here people.).

 

<a href="

http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RIPW.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RIPW.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Match: John quickly takes control of the match, forcing his will upon Leftie. Leftie tries to fight back but it is to no avail as the much stronger John dominates him. Part way through the match John begins to stumble. His state of awareness becomes increasingly dim as the match goes on. Leftie seems unsure of what to make of John’s condition. Finally, Leftie manages to pin John for the victory.

 

Winner and advancing to the finals of the New England Heritage Championship tournament: Leftie Wilkes

Time: 6:15

 

[We now head to the back where Sue Danes is standing by with Hollywood Hank.]

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=SueDanes_alt1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/SueDanes_alt1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Sue Danes: Wud up peeps! It’s ya girl Sue and I standing by here with former RIPW Champion Hollywood Hank…

 

[Hank looks very heated over this comment.]

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=OscarOzymandias.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/OscarOzymandias.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Hollywood Hank: Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up there toots…former RIPW Champion…are you serious? You should be addressing me as the soon to be, RIPW Champion…

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=SueDanes_alt1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/SueDanes_alt1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Sue Danes: Whatev dude, I am just saying what you are and that is a former champion. You had the title and then lost it, which means you are like totally the former RIPW Champion.

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=OscarOzymandias.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/OscarOzymandias.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Hollywood Hank: Look toots I agreed to grace you with my presence with the understanding that you would treat me with the respect that I deserve. However, if you want to make slanderous remarks against me I will gladly walk away from this interview…

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=SueDanes_alt1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/SueDanes_alt1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Sue Danes: You can totally do whatever you want dude…

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=OscarOzymandias.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/OscarOzymandias.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Hollywood Hank: Well I did take the time out of my busy schedule to do this interview so I might as well continue it. I want to say that I am not at all happy that an outsider is getting a crack at the RIPW Championship tonight.

 

Who in the hell is Huey Cannonball? What has he done to merit a championship match? If anyone should be facing off against the masked coward tonight, it should be me!

 

After all, I was not pinned in last month’s match. It was the illegal immigrant that was pinned and that would mean that I am still the number one contender for the RIPW Championship.

 

Speaking of the illegal immigrant…Rudy I do not want you to think I am through with you. Just because I clearly out wrestled you in last month’s championship match, does not mean that I have forgotten or forgiving you for what you have done to me. Let me just say this Rudy, tonight I will have a surprise for you.

 

[Hollywood Hank smiles at the camera and then walks away.]

 

<a href="

http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=JaimeQuine.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/JaimeQuine.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=vs6.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/vs6.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=SuperSonic_alt2.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/SuperSonic_alt2.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Jaime Quine vs. Sonic S. Thompson

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RIPW.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RIPW.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Match: Sonic was very hesitant about touching Jamie and she used the trepidation to her advantage as she starting using every move in her arsenal against him. Finally, Sonic had no choice but to fight back and he seemed to be in control of the match until he became distracted by something. He just stood in the ring and stared at something near the concession stand. Jamie, never one to stop fighting, nailed Sonic with a K.O. Kick and then covered him for the victory.

 

Winner: Jaime Quine

Time: 7:02

 

<a href="

http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=Jebediah.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/Jebediah.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=vs6.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/vs6.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RudyVelasquez_alt.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RudyVelasquez_alt.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Jebediah vs. Rudy Velasquez

 

[Prior to the match Jebediah, while coming to the ring with a microphone in his hand, began to speak.]

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=Jebediah.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/Jebediah.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Jebediah: I shall dedicate this next match to my true love Miss Masterson.

 

[Jebediah then began to sing Elvis Presley‘s Can‘t Help Falling in Love, and truth be told he did not have a bad singing voice at all. The song was cut short when his opponent for the night, Rudy Velasquez, decided to attack him from behind.]

 

<a href="

http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RIPW.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RIPW.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Match: Rudy and Jeb have a brief brawl at ringside before entering the ring and officially starting the match. Jeb manages to get momentum firmly in his corner during the opening minutes of the match. However, Rudy mounts a comeback and covers Jeb for the victory…only to have Crusher Von Steinberg come down to the ring and stomp Rudy on his back. This causes Referee David Poker to disqualify Jebediah due to the interference of Rudy.

 

Winner via disqualification: Rudy Velasquez

Time: 8:06

 

[After the match is over with Hollywood Hank joins Crusher in the ring and the two stable mates being to beat the crap out of Rudy. RIPW staff members come down to the ring and separate Hank and Crusher from Rudy. Hank then leaves the ring and grabs the microphone.

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=OscarOzymandias.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/OscarOzymandias.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Hollywood Hank: I told you I would have a surprise for you, you taco eating illegal immigrant! You should actually consider yourself lucky that I only brought Crusher with me. After all, I could have brought an INS agent with me and then your ass would have been deported.]

 

For the RIPW Championship:

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RIPW_Championship.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RIPW_Championship.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=HueyCannonball.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/HueyCannonball.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=vs6.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/vs6.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=WildCat_3.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/WildCat_3.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Huey Cannonball vs. The Wildcat ©

 

[Pre-match RIPW Head referee David Poker walks over to the center of the ring. He then holds up his right arm as Ring Announcer Tony Lopez (who is standing behind him) holds the microphone up to David‘s mouth. David motions for both fighters to join him in the center of the ring. Both men comply and David says the following:]

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=DavidPoker.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/DavidPoker.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

David Poker: Okay gentlemen this match is for the RIPW Championship, I went over the instructions for this match in the locker room. I expect a good clean fight. Any questions?

 

[both fighters shake their heads no; Huey Cannonball looks at The Wildcat with disdain. The champion just looks at the challenger with no emotion what so ever.]

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=DavidPoker.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/DavidPoker.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

David Poker: Okay then shake hands if you would like to do so and return to your respective corners.

 

[The Wildcat puts his hand out for Huey to shake and Huey just slaps it away. Both men then return to their respective corners.]

 

<a href="

http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RIPW.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RIPW.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Match: This match was a very competitive match as both men got in an equal amount of offense in. There was a general sense of nervousness on the part of the fans every time Huey pinned The Wildcat. It seems like the fans did not want to see the RIPW Championship go anywhere.

 

Their concern was for naught as The Wildcat whipped Huey into the corner and nailed Huey with the Kentucky Splash. The Wildcat then proceeded to cover the challenger for the victory.

 

Winner and still RIPW Champion: The Wildcat

Time: 11:31

 

[before the show goes off the air, we cut back to Rob L. Miskovsky who is standing by himself at the announcer‘s table.]

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RobLMiskovsky_alt2.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RobLMiskovsky_alt2.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Rob L. Miskovsky: That was one humdinger of a show wrestling fans. I hoped you all enjoyed the show tonight as much as I did! For my broadcast, partner Mayhem Midden, I’m Rob L. Miskovsky wishing you all a safe and happy evening, good night!

[BHK1978]

Once again, I would just like to thank everyone that has taken the time to predict, read, and post in this diary.

 

Here are the total results after this show:

 

 

michgcs 7/7

Jingo 6/7

TakerNGN74 5/7

 

And here are the overall standings:

 

michgcs 13/15

Jingo 11/15

TakerNGN74 11/15

 

 

A congratulation goes to michgcs for getting every single match right for this show! As the three of you know there is not going to be a prize this month, instead over the next couple of shows (Four or five shows I have not decided yet.) I am going to keep a running tally of your picks and at the end, the first place winner will get to create their own wrestler to be added into my RIPW game world. The Standing are above.

 

 

Post show thoughts:

 

There are not that many post-show thoughts.

 

I tried to go with shorter match write-ups for this show, I was actually going to try to do the bullet points like Jingo does in his diary. However, for some reason I just could NOT do it. When I wrote it that way, it just did not look right to me. Other than that, I guess I do not have any other post shows thoughts.

 

One weird thing did happen, for some odd reason I posted the show in the middle of transferring it from my Microsoft document so if any of you happened to come across it that was what happened.

[michgcs]

Post show thoughts:

 

There are not that many post-show thoughts.

 

I tried to go with shorter match write-ups for this show, I was actually going to try to do the bullet points like Jingo does in his diary. However, for some reason I just could do it. When I wrote it that way, it just did not look right to me. Other than that, I guess I do not have any other post shows thoughts.

 

One weird thing did happen, for some odd reason I posted the show in the middle of transferring it from my Microsoft document so if any of you happened to come across it that was what happened.

 

Come across what?

[BHK1978]

Come across what?

 

Are you really MLT using a secret account?

 

Yeah I left out the word not. I do not bother reading over my stuff before I post it.

[michgcs]

Are you really MLT using a secret account?

 

Yeah I left out the word not. I do not bother reading over my stuff before I post it.

 

LOL MLT makes just as many typos as you

[BHK1978]

<a href="

http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RIPW.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RIPW.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Sue’s Superstar of the Month!

 

 

[The following interview was shot sometime after Rudy Velasquez‘s match against Jebediah. Sue Danes approaches Rudy who is sitting on a metal chair in hallway in the backstage area.]

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=SueDanes_alt1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/SueDanes_alt1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Sue Danes: Wud up RIPW fans! It’s your girl Sue Danes here and it is that time of the month again, you know when I interview an RIPW superstar! My guest this month is Rudy Velasquez…

 

[Rudy stands up and grabs the glares at Sue for a moment before he snatches the microphone away from her.]

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RudyVelasquez_alt.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RudyVelasquez_alt.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Rudy Velasquez: Chica why don’t ya go for a little walk over there so that ya don’t get in the way.

 

[sue looks at Rudy with confusion before Rudy shoes her off with his hand. Sue complies and heads off camera.]

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RudyVelasquez_alt.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RudyVelasquez_alt.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Rudy Velasquez: Hollywood Hank…I thought this thing between you and me was done ese. I was gonna go my way and I expected you to do the same. I guess it ain’t gonna be that way between me and you.

 

I did not like getting beat down by you and your bitch boy Crusher. And the thing is ese I took the beating from the two of you like a man and I’m still able to stand. So I guess your best just ain’t good enough to take me out.

 

Next month I want you and Crusher in a tag team match because I gonna call someone up from Puerto Rico and trust me when I say this Crusher, you ain’t gonna be able to pick my boy up and put him down.

 

In fact, you two bitch ass marks better have Brian Cash-Man call the Coroner’s office up because when me and my boy is done with you…you two bitches are just gonna be two more victims. And if you think I’m loco you best believe my boy is even more loco. Viva la raza!

 

[Rudy motions to Sue who is off camera to come back he then hands Sue the microphone and walks off camera.]

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=SueDanes_alt1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/SueDanes_alt1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Sue Danes: Well folks, that is it for this month, I hope you tune in next month when I interview my next superstar of the month. Until then, I hope you all have a kick ass month! See you all laters!

 

[sue blows a kiss at the camera as the video comes to an end.]

[BHK1978]

The following video is on RIPW.com

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RIPW.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RIPW.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=OscarOzymandias.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/OscarOzymandias.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Hollywood Hank: So ese, you are going to bring your quote…unquote boy with you to face off against Crusher and I. (Hank chuckles to himself for a moment) Well that is all fine and dandy, I am sure when you stop off in front of the Home Depot you will be able to find some wetback that is willing to work for pennies just so he can buy a Taco to eat after the show. Hell it beats yard work I suppose...

 

Let me make one thing crystal clear, I am not the least bit worried about you and your boy. In fact, I am so confident that you are not going to win that I have talked Professor Nero into adding a stipulation to our match. If we win, which we clearly will, I will become the new undisputed number one contender for the RIPW Championship.

 

If you win, which let’s be honest that is not going to happen, you will become the number one contender for the RIPW Championship. That will make the night perfect, not only will I beat you and your illegal immigrant friend, I will also walk out of the building as the number one contender. What is sweeter than that?

 

I guess Phil Collins was right when he said, “It’s no fun being an illegal alien.”, and that statement is going to ring true when I kick your ass back to Mexico or whatever third world Latin American country you come from.

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=CrusherVonSteinberg.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/CrusherVonSteinberg.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Crusher Von Steinberg: I lift things up and put them down…

 

[The video comes to an end.]

[BHK1978]

RIPW Presents: The Making of Legends II

 

 

 

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RobLMiskovsky_alt1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RobLMiskovsky_alt1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> By Rob L. Miskovsky

 

 

Well RIPW fans we are going to have one fantastic show for you when we return to the Biker’s Paradise in Boston, Massachusetts on Thursday, November 18, 2011. The name of the event is The Making of Legends II and it looks like we have one humdinger of a card lined up for you!

 

At The Making of Legends II we will see the final match in the tournament to crown the first ever RIPW New England Heritage Champion. The match should be great, as Leftie Wilkes will face off against Brian Fletcher. One of those two men will walk out a champion. I recently caught up with Brian Fletcher and asked him his thoughts about competing in such a match. Here is what he had to say:

 

“I guess I should have turned my back on the fans a long time ago because I have found more success in the ring since I ditched them. Leftie Wilkes, you are a dumb piece of gutter trash and you will not be walking out of that building as the champion. It is my destiny to be the first ever New England Heritage Champion and I am going to prove to the fans once a gain that I am the best wrestler in RIPW.”

 

Well Brian Fletcher sure does not lack confidence but Leftie is no pushover either so that should be one heck of a match.

 

Another match that looks to be very good is the match between Jerry Martin and Desmond McGuinness. Now remember folks these two bitter enemies have met before in singles competition and each time Desmond has walked away the victor. This is a fact that Jerry is aware of especially after I asked him his thoughts about that fact. Here is what Jerry had to say:

 

“When you are hardcore, wins and losses do not matter. The amount of blood spilt is what matters, the amount of times you are knocked down and come back for more…that is what matters. Desmond McGuinness is in for a world of hurt, I am going to make him wish he never boarded that plane to come to the states. Because I’m Hardcore! I’m Hardcore! I’m Hardcore!”

 

Well then, it looks like Jerry is full prepared to face off against Desmond. Someone who does not seem to be fully prepared to fight is Hollywood Hank as he and Crusher Von Steinberg will be facing off against Rudy Velasquez and his mystery partner.

 

The thing is Hollywood Hank seems not to be taking this match seriously despite the fact that if his team wins he will become the number one contender to the RIPW Championship. Here is what Hank had to say about his up coming match:

 

“You know Rudy I have faced off against you in a couple of matches and there is not doubt that you are a tough son of a gun. However, when Crusher and I take you on at The Making of Legends II we are going to destroy you and whatever illegal immigrant you decide to sneak across the border to face us. You see I am the greatest RIPW Champion in the history of this crappy company and every pitiful peon knows that to be the truth. You and your tag team partner will learn that lesson the hard way.”

 

In our main event, we shall see two former friends face off for one final time as Henry Lee takes on The Wolverine in a Hardcore Loser Leaves Town Match. As the title of the match suggests, the loser of this match will have to leave RIPW. If history decides to repeat itself, this match is going to be one bloody affair. I talked to The Wolverine to get his thoughts on what could be his very last match here in RIPW.

 

“Ya know, win or lose I gonna shake Hank’s hand after da match is done. We might disagree with how Jerry should’ve been handled. I might’ve kicked the eveah living crap outta him for da past couple of months but at da end of da day I still respect him. Plus it’s gonna feel great to send him to da old folk’s home.”

 

Henry and The Wolverine are going to have to fight for their respective lives in that match in order to obtain victory. One thing I know for sure about that match is...there will be blood.

 

Well I hope you fans in Boston and the surrounding areas come out to support our show. Because as you can see it is going to be one humdinger of a card!

 

That is it for this month folks, so come on down to the Biker’s Paradise in Boston, Massachusetts and witness what is sure to be another great RIPW event! The show starts at 8:00 p.m. and doors open at 7:00p.m. So come early and make sure enjoy the show!

 

 

Hardcore Loser Leaves Town Match:

Henry Lee vs. The Wolverine

 

If Rudy’s team wins he becomes number one contender for the RIPW Championship/If Hank’s team wins he becomes the number one contender for the RIPW Championship:

Rudy Velasquez & ??? vs. Hollywood Hank & Crusher Von Steinberg with Brian Cash-Man

 

For the RIPW Championship:

The Wildcat © vs. Sky King with Brian Cash-Man

 

Finals for the New England Heritage Championship:

Brian Fletcher vs. Leftie Wilkes with Heather B.

 

Jaime Quine vs. Yet another dude

 

Desmond McGuinness vs. Jerry Martin

 

Sonic S. Thompson vs. Gabe Goren

 

Jebediah vs. The International Superstar Cowboy Stuart Ferdinand

 

ooc: And with that I have reached my 5000th post. I am not sure if that is a milestone for me or something I should be very embarrassed about...

[TakerNGN74]

Hardcore Loser Leaves Town Match:

Henry Lee vs. The Wolverine

I don't think Henry is going anywhere any time soon.

 

If Rudy’s team wins he becomes number one contender for the RIPW Championship/If Hank’s team wins he becomes the number one contender for the RIPW Championship:

Rudy Velasquez & ??? vs. Hollywood Hank & Crusher Von Steinberg with Brian Cash-Man

 

For the RIPW Championship:

The Wildcat © vs. Sky King with Brian Cash-Man

 

Finals for the New England Heritage Championship:

Brian Fletcher vs. Leftie Wilkes with Heather B.

 

Jaime Quine vs. Yet another dude

 

Desmond McGuinness vs. Jerry Martin

 

Sonic S. Thompson vs. Gabe Goren

 

Jebediah vs. The International Superstar Cowboy Stuart Ferdinand

[michgcs]

Congratulations on your 5000th post! May you have 5000 more!

 

Hardcore Loser Leaves Town Match:

Henry Lee vs. The Wolverine

(C'mon, it's "The Ballad of Henry Lee!" I hope I'm right and he doesn't pull a Kentucky Bi-- err, the Wildcat )

 

If Rudy’s team wins he becomes number one contender for the RIPW Championship/If Hank’s team wins he becomes the number one contender for the RIPW Championship:

Rudy Velasquez & ??? vs. Hollywood Hank & Crusher Von Steinberg with Brian Cash-Man

(I think Rudy gets a chance next)

 

For the RIPW Championship:

The Wildcat © vs. Sky King with Brian Cash-Man

(Yeah.)

 

Finals for the New England Heritage Championship:

Brian Fletcher vs. Leftie Wilkes with Heather B.

(There's a lot of ways this match can end, but I think I'll have to go with Leftie)

 

Jaime Quine vs. Yet another dude

(Yet another dude is in for a looooong losing streak)

 

Desmond McGuinness vs. Jerry Martin

(I wanted to pick McG, but...)

 

Sonic S. Thompson vs. Gabe Goren

(Two crazy guys, but I think Gabe could get a little more crazy)

 

Jebediah vs. The International Superstar Cowboy Stuart Ferdinand

(Could care less about this match, TBQH)

[Olivier le Fou]

Hardcore Loser Leaves Town Match:

Henry Lee vs. The Wolverine

 

If Rudy’s team wins he becomes number one contender for the RIPW Championship/If Hank’s team wins he becomes the number one contender for the RIPW Championship:

Rudy Velasquez & ??? vs. Hollywood Hank & Crusher Von Steinberg with Brian Cash-Man

 

For the RIPW Championship:

The Wildcat © vs. Sky King with Brian Cash-Man

 

Finals for the New England Heritage Championship:

Brian Fletcher vs. Leftie Wilkes with Heather B.

 

Jaime Quine vs. Yet another dude

 

Desmond McGuinness vs. Jerry Martin

 

Sonic S. Thompson vs. Gabe Goren

Jebediah vs. The International Superstar Cowboy Stuart Ferdinand

[BHK1978]

RIPW Presents: The Making of Legends II

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RIPW_alt.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RIPW_alt.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Thursday, November 18, 2011

Biker’s Paradise, Boston, Massachusetts

Attendance: 200

Show Rating: D-

 

 

[The show begins in Professor Nero‘s office. Nero is sitting at his desk looking over some paperwork when Brendan Idol walks into his office. Professor Nero looks up at Brendan with complete disdain.]

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=ProfessorNero.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/ProfessorNero.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Professor Nero: What do you want? If you are going to ask me to put you in a match…I will not because I am not a sadist who enjoys seeing you lose repeatedly.

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=BrendanIdol.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/BrendanIdol.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Brendan Idol: No that is not why I am here Mister Nero…after I lost to Jaime I decided that I needed to take some time off. I needed to clear my head for a bit and get myself right; I decided to take up a hobby. That is actually, why I came to talk to you right now.

 

The hobby that I took up was filming stuff on my video camera. At last month’s show, I left my camera on a table while I went to take a leak. The camera was still filming and I caught something that I think might be of interest to you.

 

[brendan pulls out a DVD Disc and puts it into the DVD player that is conveniently in Nero‘s office this month (He has never had one before.). The DVD begins to play and we see a different angle of the person who drugged John Nash‘s water the previous month.

 

Upon watching this footage, it is as clear as day that it is one of the Wilkes brothers who is under that mask. As the masked man had the same build and mannerisms as the Wilkes Brothers (Who are pretty much interchangeable in the walk they walk and look.). Nero watches the video with a smile on his face and after it is done, he smiles at Brendan.]

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=ProfessorNero.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/ProfessorNero.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Professor Nero: You have done good Brendan; I truly appreciate you bringing me this footage. I now need to have a talk with the Wilkes Brothers.

 

 

[We are now brought out to the arena, which is pitch black save for a few lighters being lit in the crowd. A spotlight comes on and begins to circle the arena, we then see Rob and Mayhem standing at the announcer‘s desk which is perched in a balcony high above the arena floor.]

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RobLMiskovsky_alt2.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RobLMiskovsky_alt2.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Rob L. Miskovsky: Hello and welcome wrestling fans to The Making of Legends II! We are coming to you live form Biker’s Paradise here in Boston, Massachusetts! I am Rob L. Miskovsky and I am sitting along side my broadcasting partner Mayhem Midden.

 

Mayhem tonight we have one humdinger of a card, which will be capped off with a Loser Leaves Town match between Henry Lee and his former friend The Wolverine. What are your thoughts about that exciting main event match?

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=MayhemMidden.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/MayhemMidden.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Mayhem Midden: Well it looks like Henry Lee is gonna be packing his bags and leaving RIPW for good after tonight…oh yeah…dig it! I gotta wonder, once Henry Lee leaves the company is his job as commissioner gonna be up for grabs. Cuz I like the sound of Commissioner Mayhem…oh yeah…dig it!

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RobLMiskovsky_alt2.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RobLMiskovsky_alt2.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Rob L. Miskovsky: Oh, lord help us, I for one would not want to see you as the commissioner of RIPW and I am sure most of our fans would agree with me. Anyway, it looks like the first match of the evening is about to start. Let us head down to the ring for the opening bout.

 

<a href="

http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=Jebediah.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/Jebediah.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=vs6.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/vs6.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=StuartFerdinand_jhdBHK.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/StuartFerdinand_jhdBHK.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Jebediah vs. The International Superstar Cowboy Stuart Ferdinand

 

[Prior to the match Jebediah once again dedicates his upcoming match to the love of his life Miss Masterson. In fact he sang a bit of the song, Dedicated to the One I Love, before he entered the ring.

 

Stuart did his usual pre-match spiel about how he gets no respect from the American fans and how he is a legend in Japan.]

 

<a href="

http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RIPW.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RIPW.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Match: Jebediah got in a little amount of offense in at the start of the match but this match belonged to Stuart from the moment he raked Jeb’s eyes while Referee David Poker was distracted. One Fisherman’s Suplex later Stuart was covering Jeb for the pin and the victory.

 

Winner: Cowboy Stuart Ferdinand

Time: 6:11

 

<a href="

http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RemmyHoneyman_alt1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RemmyHoneyman_alt1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=vs6.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/vs6.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=SuperSonic_alt2.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/SuperSonic_alt2.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Gabe Goren vs. Sonic S. Thompson

 

<a href="

http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RIPW.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RIPW.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Match: The match starts out with Gabe Goren challenging Sonic to an old school test of strength. A challenge that Sonic won surprisingly. Sonic was in firm control of this match, that was until he decided to jump off the top rope. When he did so Gabe rolled out of the way and then Gabe seemed to snap.

 

He grabbed Sonic’s left leg and put it into a figure four grapevine. Finally, Sonic informed the referee that he quit and referee David Poker awarded the victory to Gabe via submission.

 

Winner: Gabe Goren

Time: 5:49

 

[because Sonic verbally quit the match, Gabe let go of his figure four grapevine. Gabe then left the ring and asked Ring Announcer Tony Lopez for the microphone, he then reentered the ring and began to address Sonic in his Ben Stein like monotone voice.]

 

<a href="

http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RemmyHoneyman_alt1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RemmyHoneyman_alt1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Gabe Goren: Hello my name is Gabe Goren. You put up a good fight Sonic and I have a measure of respect for you because you verbally quit the match instead of tapping out. However, you did break a rule of the old school when you tried to jump off the top rope. Therefore, due to this infraction I am going to have to teach you a lesson in respect.

 

[Gabe starts kicking Sonic‘s left leg. This goes on for a bit until Too Hot comes limping down to the ring. The moment Gabe sees Too Hot he leaves the ring, jumps over the guardrail and flees through the crowd. Too Hot does not pursue him as he instead checks on the condition of Sonic.]

 

[We now head to the back where we see Rudy Velasquez and Jesus Chavez in their dressing room.]

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RudyVelasquez_alt.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RudyVelasquez_alt.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Rudy Velasquez: Hollywood Hank, you be thinking that your attack on me last month meant something. You be tripping if you think having your attack dog beat me down meant anything to me ese. I ain’t ascared of no punk ass bitch from Austria. And ya want to know why cuz I got big man here watching my back. So I know for a fact that I’m gonna walk out of this match as the number one contender cuz I’m loco.

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=JesusChavez_alt.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/JesusChavez_alt.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Jesus Chavez: Crusher Von…what be the rest of his name…

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RudyVelasquez_alt.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RudyVelasquez_alt.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Rudy Velasquez: Man, I don’t know what his name be...just call him the dumb Austrian bitch.

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=JesusChavez_alt.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/JesusChavez_alt.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Jesus Chavez: Cool, dumb Austrian bitch. I know you not be speaking English well, and all that you be saying is you lift things up and put them down. Well Holmes I be one person you can’t lift up or put down. You wanted a war; we’ll be giving you a war. There ain’t be no way my boy ain’t walking out of this arena as the number one contender. Were gonnna bathe in your blood tonight.

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RudyVelasquez_alt.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RudyVelasquez_alt.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Rudy Velasquez: Somebody might as well call 911 cuz you two are gonna end up victims when we’re done with you. Viva la raza!

 

<a href="

http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=EdwardCornell.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/EdwardCornell.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=vs6.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/vs6.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=JerryMartin.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/JerryMartin.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Desmond McGuinness vs. Jerry Martin

 

<a href="

http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RIPW.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RIPW.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Match: Rob informs us on commentary that Wolverine is not in Jerry’s corner tonight because he is preparing for his match in the main event. With this match being a falls count anywhere match, one had to know it would not stay inside the ring for any length of time.

 

That is exactly what happened with Jerry and Desmond brawling all over the arena. Neither man was dominate during this match as both men had control of the match at various points. Even though both men brought their respective weapons with them, neither one was used because this was not a no disqualification match.

 

The highlight of the match was when they entered the Men’s Room and Desmond stuck Jerry’s head into the toilet. However, Jerry was able to swing momentum back his way and in the end, Jerry nailed Desmond with a Discus Punch and pinned him on the floor of the Men’s Room.

 

Winner: Jerry Martin

Time: 10:47

 

[We now head to the Wilkes Brothers‘ dressing room where Dutch and Leftie are engaged in an intense argument.]

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=LeftieWilkes.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/LeftieWilkes.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Leftie Wilkes: Tell me da truth bro, was it you who spiked John and Sonic’s water?

 

[Dutch coyly smiles at his brother and says:]

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=DuberryExcess.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/DuberryExcess.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Dutch Wilkes: I’m not sure what cha mean bro…

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=LeftieWilkes.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/LeftieWilkes.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Leftie Wilkes: You know damn well, what I mean! Somebody has been drugging my opponents and Professor Nero thinks that it is me. They even got footage of someone who looks like it could be you or me wearing a mask. In fact, that mask looks like da Demon Seed mask…

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=DuberryExcess.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/DuberryExcess.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Dutch Wilkes: Nah bro, you know Demon Seed ain’t ever made an appearance in da States. So don’t even go there bro.

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=LeftieWilkes.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/LeftieWilkes.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Leftie Wilkes: Are you sure bro? I know how ya get when you wear that mask...either way they are blaming me for the drugging and I know I would never do that. But the way you’ve been acting lately…well I wouldn’t put it past you being da when that has been drugging my opponents…

 

[Just then, a furious John Nash enters the dressing room. He menacingly walks over towards the Wilkes Brothers.]

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=Atlas.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/Atlas.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

John Nash: Okay I’m gonna do something I never usually do. I’m gonna ask you two morons to tell me which one out of the two of you, was the one that drugged my drink last month. Normally, I would just beat a confession outta the both of you but I just returned here and with the economy being the way, it is I need to keep my job.

 

[Neither Wilkes Brother responds to John Nash, which makes him even angrier. He goes over to Leftie and pins him up against the wall.]

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=Atlas.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/Atlas.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

John Nash: Okay I was trying to do the diplomatic thing and ask nicely but it seems that the cat has got your tongue. I guess I’m just gonna have to be the confession outta you…

 

[before Nash can beat a confession out of Leftie, Professor Nero enters the dressing room.]

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=ProfessorNero.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/ProfessorNero.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Professor Nero: Nobody is going to be beating a confession out of anyone tonight. Here is what is going to happen…John there is a thorn in my side and I need you to direct all that rage towards the said thorn. Therefore, I want you to head down to the ring because you are going to be in the next match and your opponent is going to be Jaime Quine.

 

[John does not look very pleased about this as he angrily lets Leftie Wilkes go.]

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=Atlas.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/Atlas.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

John Nash: But one of these two punks drugged my water…you have the tape to prove it…

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=ProfessorNero.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/ProfessorNero.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Professor Nero (Waving his hand dismissively at John.): Yes, I know I have some sort of evidence, but you need to go down to the ring. The Wilkes Brothers and I are about to have a long conversation about the drugging incident…

 

[John Nash begrudgingly leaves the dressing room and heads off to the ring for his match against Jaime. We are not privy to the conversation that takes place between Professor Nero and The Wilkes Brothers.]

 

<a href="

http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=JaimeQuine.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/JaimeQuine.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=vs6.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/vs6.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=Atlas.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/Atlas.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Jaime Quine vs. John Nash

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RIPW.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RIPW.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Match: Jaime looks very nervous about facing off against her opponent tonight. She has good reason to be fearful, as the livid John Nash no-sold all of her offensive moves. He then took all of his pent up rage out on Jaime paying no regards to the fact that she was a woman.

 

The match ended after John, hoisted Jaime up onto his shoulder and slammed her down on the mat (The move is called a Kronus Bomb). After John had Kronus Bombed Jaime, there was a collective groan from the crowd, as they were not expecting any man to be so rough with a woman. John covered her for the pin and the victory.

 

Winner: John Nash

Time: 4:10

 

[A stunned crowd looked on as Jaime was put on a stretcher and taken out of the arena.]

 

[We now go to the backstage interview area where we see Frank Fernandes standing alone.]

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=Frankie-BoyFernandes.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/Frankie-BoyFernandes.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Frank Fernandes: You know fear is a very powerful tool. A tool which the Evil Empire has tried to use on me over the past eight months, since I won the right to challenge for the tag team titles. I will admit that your brand of intimidation has worked to an extent, as there is nobody on this roster that is willing to partner up with me.

 

With that being the case, I had to look outside of the box. In fact, I had to go Costal if you catch my drift. Next month my friend from the left coast is going to be showing up, he and I are going to have a warm-up match, and then we are going to cash in our shots to fight for the Tag Team Championships.

 

Now I know that I said I wouldn’t let you know who my tag partner is ahead of time. The fact of the matter is I don’t care if you know who he is because it will hardly matter. The bottom line is we are going to take the gold away from you and there is nothing that you can do about it. See you guys next month…

 

Finals for the New England Heritage Championship:

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=ripwne.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/ripwne.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=Raphael-1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/Raphael-1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=vs6.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/vs6.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=LeftieWilkes.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/LeftieWilkes.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> with <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=HeatherB.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/HeatherB.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Brian Fletcher vs. Leftie Wilkes with Heather B.

 

[The fans cheering for Brian Fletcher are growing by the week as he gets a round of applause as he walks down to the ring sans music.

 

Upon entering the ring, he walks over to RIPW Ring Announcer Tony Lopez and grabs the microphone from Tony. Before he addresses the crowd, he looks at Rowdy Roger, who is yelling at him, and says:]

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=Raphael-1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/Raphael-1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Brian Fletcher:Shut up fat man!

 

[The crowd begins to boo him because Roger is a beloved member of the RIPW crowd.]

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=Raphael-1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/Raphael-1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Brian Fletcher: I shall say this much, you people’s stupidity never ceases to amaze me. Month in and month out I come out here and tell you not to cheer me. What do you people do?

 

More of you start to cheer for me…I just don’t get you dumb Americans. Let me say this one more time, I do not want nor am I seeking your adulation. That ship sailed a long time ago, you had your chance to cheer me and you did not but wish death upon me!

 

<a href="

http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RIPW.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RIPW.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Match: This match was much more ground based then expected. It would seem that neither man was willing to risk doing any risky moves in a match of such importance. The opening minutes of the match saw both men getting in an equal amount of offense. One of the highlights of this portion of the match was when Leftie suplexed Brian 3 times in a row much to the delight of the crowd.

 

An angry John Nash heads down to the ring with a steel folding chair in his hand. He took the chair, unfolded it, and placed it at ringside. He then sat in the chair, which caused Referee David Poker to come over to him and tell him to leave. John Nash told him it was a free country and he could sit where he pleases.

 

While this argument was going on Heather B. took it upon herself to toss a pair of brass knuckles into the ring for Leftie to use. Leftie refused and he began arguing with Heather over the morality of using the brass knuckles. Brian, never being one to pass up an opportunity no matter how unmoral it is, took the brass knuckles and nailed Leftie with a left hook that knocked Leftie out.

 

It was at this point that John Nash headed back to the dressing room, which caused Referee David Poker to turn his attention back to what was going on in the ring. Brian covered Leftie for the pin and in doing so he got the victory and he became the first ever RIPW New England Heritage Champion.

 

Winner and new RIPW New England Heritage Champion: Brian Fletcher

Time: 12:13

 

[We now head to the back, to the interview area to be more precise, where Sue Danes is standing with the RIPW Champion The Wildcat.]

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=SueDanes_alt1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/SueDanes_alt1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Sue Danes: Wud up peeps! It’s ya girl Sue and I standing by here with RIPW Champion The Wildcat. Wildcat tonight you are totally going to defend your title against Sky King. But like some of your attention has to be on the tag match which has Rudy Velasquez and Hollywood Hank in it. Because if Rudy’s team wins you have to face off against him next month and if Hank’s team wins, you have to face off with him next month.

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=WildCat_3.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/WildCat_3.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

The Wildcat: Sue you are absolutely right, that match will be in the back of my mind tonight. But I can’t allow that to become my entire focus. If I did that, I would be a fool because Sky King is one tough opponent.

 

I go into my match tonight knowing full well that Sky King is not trying to win the championship. Nah, he is just trying to wear me down because I might be facing off against Hollywood Hank next month. Well Sky King…I hope you bring you’re A game because I am going to do everything I can to retain my title and walk out of that ring unharmed. Oh my….baby!

 

For the RIPW Championship:

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RIPW_Championship.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RIPW_Championship.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=WildCat_3.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/WildCat_3.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=vs6.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/vs6.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=SkyKing.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/SkyKing.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> with <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=HerbStately_jhdBHK.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/HerbStately_jhdBHK.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

The Wildcat © vs. Sky King with Brian Cash-Man

 

[Pre-match RIPW Head referee David Poker walks over to the center of the ring. He then holds up his right arm as Ring Announcer Tony Lopez (who is standing behind him) holds the microphone up to David‘s mouth. David motions for both fighters to join him in the center of the ring. Both men comply and David says the following:]

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=DavidPoker.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/DavidPoker.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

David Poker: Okay gentlemen this match is for the RIPW Championship, I went over the instructions for this match in the locker room. I expect a good clean fight. Any questions?

 

[both fighters shake their heads no; Sky King stares at The Wildcat with a blank expression. The champion just looks at the challenger with no emotion what so ever.]

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=DavidPoker.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/DavidPoker.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

David Poker: Okay then shake hands if you would like to do so and return to your respective corners.

 

[The Wildcat puts his hand out for Sky King to shake and Sky King looks at the champ‘s hand for a moment before walking back to his corner.]

 

<a href="

http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RIPW.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RIPW.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Match: Sky King’s goal in this match was quite simple, hurt Wildcat. Sky King tried his damnedest to follow through with that mandate as he took to focusing on the champion’s leg during the opening minutes of the match. The fans were not pleased by this and they let Sky King know as they showered him with boos.

 

Sky King kept this up for some time even managing to get in some close pinfalls. However, on should never count The Wildcat out especially with the fans backing him. The fans started stomping their feet and cheering for The Wildcat to fight back. This cheering was exactly what the champion needed to get his mojo back.

 

The Wildcat fought back and there seemed to be little Sky King could do to counter this new found surge of power that the champ had. The Wildcat then whipped Sky King into a corner and nailed him with the Kentucky Splash. He then proceeded to drag Sky King to the center of the ring and pin him for the victory.

 

Winner and still RIPW Champion: The Wildcat

Time: 11:56

 

<a href="

http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RudyVelasquez_alt.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RudyVelasquez_alt.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=JesusChavez_alt.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/JesusChavez_alt.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=vs6.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/vs6.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=OscarOzymandias.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/OscarOzymandias.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=CrusherVonSteinberg.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/CrusherVonSteinberg.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> with <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=HerbStately_jhdBHK.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/HerbStately_jhdBHK.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Rudy Velasquez & Jesus Chavez vs. Hollywood Hank & Crusher Von Steinberg with Brian Cash-Man

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RIPW.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RIPW.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Match: This match started out as one big brawl involving all four men at ringside. Referee David Poker managed to get Rudy and Crusher into the ring and the match officially began. The theme of this match was Hank’s reluctance to get in the ring. At various points throughout the match, Hank would unwillingly tag into the match and would quickly tag out.

 

This meant that Crusher was a one-man show on this night having to fight against two men heel bent on his destruction. Rudy and Jesus kept Crusher in their corner for some time while they double-teamed him. Finally, Crusher made the tag to Hank. Hank slowly entered the ring and pleaded with Jesus to give him a timeout. Jesus was not feeling very benevolent on this night and he picked Hank up and threw him over the top rope onto the hard concrete floor before.

 

As Hank rolled around on the ground in pain, Referee David Poker began making his count. Brian Cash-Man, realizing that Hank’s chance at becoming the number one contender was quickly fading away, helped Hank up and put him back into the ring. Rudy then picked up Hank’s nearly lifeless body and hit him with a Street Cutter. Rudy then covered Hank for the victory. This win now means that Rudy Velasquez is now the official number one contender for the RIPW Championship.

 

Winners: Rudy Velasquez & Jesus Chavez

Time: 14:44

 

[We are now shown a video hyping the Wolverine/Henry Lee feud. We are reminded that the loser will be force to leave RIPW.]

 

Hardcore Loser Leaves Town Match:

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=HenryLee.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/HenryLee.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=vs6.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/vs6.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=TheWolverine.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/TheWolverine.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Henry Lee vs. The Wolverine

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RIPW.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RIPW.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Match: For those purists who enjoy a good technical match…well you would probably hate this match. This was not a wrestling match; it was just two men trying to massacre each other. Everything that these two men could find and I mean everything, to use on each other they did. Heck, Rowdy Roger:

 

<a href="

http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RowdyRoger.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RowdyRoger.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

gladly took off his shirt, much to the chagrin of the fans sitting near him, and gave it to Henry so Henry could use it to choke The Wolverine with it.

 

Mid way through the match, Jerry Martin came out from the back and attacked Henry. Jerry and The Wolverine continued to double team Henry until Desmond came to the aid of Henry. Desmond and Jerry brawled their way to the back and that was all that was seen of them for the rest of the night.

 

Now back to being a one-on-one match Henry and The Wolverine continued their bloody battle. It should be noted that both men were visibly tiring towards the end of the match but the fans did not care because you cannot really expect men in their 40’s to compete in an Iron Man match. Finally, this war ended when Henry finishes The Wolverine off with an Asylum Buster on the concrete floor.

 

Winner: Henry Lee

Time: 11:40

 

[After the match ends the fans start chanting, “Nah, nah, nah, nah…, nah, nah, nah, nah, hey, hey, hey, Goodbye!” Henry Lee, who is completely gassed (He looks like he just ran the Boston Marathon, well that is if someone stabbed him in the head while running it.) slowly walks over to his former friend and extends his hand to help up his fallen opponent. The Wolverine accepts the help and the tough son of a gun slowly gets up off the floor.

 

When he finally gets to his feet, The Wolverine shakes Henry‘s hand as the event comes to an end and the screen fades to black.]

[BHK1978]

Once again, I would just like to thank everyone that has taken the time to predict, read, and post in this diary.

 

Here are the total results after this show:

 

Olivier le Fou 7/8

TakerNGN74 5/8

Michgcs 5/8

 

And here are the overall standings:

 

michgcs 18/23

TakerNGN74 16/23

Jingo 11/15

Olivier le Fou 7/8

 

 

Congratulation goes to Olivier le Fou for getting every single match right for this show! As you all know there is not going to be a prize this month, instead over the next couple of shows (Decided it would be 5 shows in total so that means there are two more shows left.) I am going to keep a running tally of your picks and at the end, the first place winner will get to create their own wrestler to be added into my RIPW game world. The Standing are above.

 

 

Post show thoughts:

 

1. I found it a little funny that OLF won the picks contest for this show as he only posted in my diary to get his post count up so that he could play in the next mafia game. Which for anyone who is interested it is a Simpsons theme game and sign-ups can be found right here: We are always looking for new players to play down there, so do not be shy if you are interested in joining a game. Most of the people down there are nice.

 

Anyway, I do appreciate OLF choosing my diary to get his post count up.

 

2. There was a time that when I had planned to bring Jesus Chavez in as a regular. And have him and Rudy form the C-Verse version of LAX. However, his popularity is actually too high to be in this company and if I were to add him, he would be in the main event and I never envisioned him as a main event wrestler. Therefore, I never bothered to sign him.

 

I brought him in on a worker trade with FCW, because of his past with Rudy. I will probably trade for him again when Rudy needs someone to watch his back. I can assure you I will never bring Hector in because he flat out sucks.

 

3. Jaime Quine’s luck versus men has run out, this was not meant as a swerve. I did it because realistically I could not see her losing to Atlas who was a former RIPW Champion. Plus I hope this sets John Nash up as someone who has no conscience and is willing to destroy anyone that gets in his path. Now if the readers did not get that from that match…well that would be par for the course for me.

 

Hardcore Loser Leaves Town Match:

Henry Lee vs. The Wolverine

(C'mon, it's "The Ballad of Henry Lee!" I hope I'm right and he doesn't pull a Kentucky Bi-- err, the Wildcat )

 

4. Yeah I did not care about the Stuart/Jeb match either. It was pure filler because I did a two-hour card and I needed an extra match to fill the time.

 

Jebediah vs. The International Superstar Cowboy Stuart Ferdinand

(Could care less about this match, TBQH)

 

5. It might be the Ballard of Henry Lee, but that is in name only as of right now. It has not been the Ballard of Henry Lee since I decided to kill off his post-show thoughts.

[michgcs]

Rather than quote all those typos, I'll just say good show and it's a good thing Taker's and my picks were the same

 

-I liked the sound of Commissioner Mayhem, too, Rob's just a hater.

 

-Hopefully Jaime's not being written out, Jaime vs. Men should continue!

 

-It'll be interesting to see where both Rudy and Hank go from here, btw. Should be fun to read.

 

-I wonder who that man is under that Wildcat mask.

[BHK1978]

Rather than quote all those typos, I'll just say good show and it's a good thing Taker's and my picks were the same

 

-I liked the sound of Commissioner Mayhem, too, Rob's just a hater.

 

-Hopefully Jaime's not being written out, Jaime vs. Men should continue!

 

-It'll be interesting to see where both Rudy and Hank go from here, btw. Should be fun to read.

 

-I wonder who that man is under that Wildcat mask.

 

Thank you, because I hardly ever read over what I have written. Once it is done it is done if Word does not pick up on it then it makes it on here. And when I do and I find a typo or I spelt a word wrong I find myself annoyed with myself if that is at all possible.

[michgcs]

Thank you, because I hardly ever read over what I have written. Once it is done it is done if Word does not pick up on it then it makes it on here. And when I do and I find a typo or I spelt a word wrong I find myself annoyed with myself if that is at all possible.

 

Yeah, it's nothing too ground-breaking, and usually your typos are all little things that won't detract from the show, so it's all good.

 

I just like to poke fun at them. Just ask MLT. About the typos, not the poking.

[BHK1978]

The following video is on RIPW.com

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RIPW.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RIPW.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

 

[The following video is of the conversation between The Wilkes Brothers and Professor Nero that took place at The Making of Legends II.]

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=ProfessorNero.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/ProfessorNero.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Professor Nero: Gentlemen, I am sure you both know that I have obtained evidence of someone putting an illegal substance into John Nash’s water. This was prior to his match against you Leftie at Halloween Hell. Now I cannot say for certain which one of you was the one that drugged the water.

 

However, upon viewing the footage multiple times I know for a fact that it has to be one of you two that did the deed. The person in the video has a body type similar to the two of you and he seems to walk the way you both do as well.

 

With all that being said, I must say that part of me wants to applaud the initiative you took in making such a bold move. It was a move that I have thought about doing in the past, so I can hardly fault whichever one of that did it.

 

I am running a company here and the last thing I need is someone going around drugging my athletes. It might be a brilliant plan, but it is very bad for business. Therefore, I am going to ask you gentlemen which one of you was the one that drugged John Nash’s drink.

 

[Leftie shoots an accusatory glace at his older brother, who just sits there and smiles. Frustrated that neither man is telling him what he wants to hear, Professor Nero begins to speak again.]

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=ProfessorNero.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/ProfessorNero.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Professor Nero: Okay if neither of you want to speak up, I shall cancel Leftie’s match against Brian Fletcher for the New England Heritage Championship and award the championship to Brian. In addition, I shall also dock the pay of both you for the next two shows…

 

[The smile on Dutch‘s face quickly vanishes and a look of fear creeps across his face.]

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=DuberryExcess.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/DuberryExcess.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Dutch Wilkes: Mister Nero, there ain’t no need to do that. I was da one that drugged John Nash’s water and I also drugged Sonic’s water as well…

 

[Leftie looks livid over this revelation and he begins to speak in an angry manner.]

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=LeftieWilkes.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/LeftieWilkes.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Leftie Wilkes: Are you kidding me bro? Why da hell would, you do that!

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=DuberryExcess.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/DuberryExcess.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Dutch Wilkes: I don’t know if ya realize this bro but you’ve sucked ovah da past couple of months. Going into da tournament you were da one that had cost us all of our matches. When I lost to Brian Fletcher in da first round I knew I had to help you out at all costs cuz I knew you couldn’t win on your own.

 

I was just looking out for ya bro that was all that I was doin…

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=LeftieWilkes.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/LeftieWilkes.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Leftie Wilkes: That is messed up bro! Not only did you put two men’s lives in jeopardy but you put your own career in jeopardy as well. And for what? If I win I win, if I lose I lose, but I’d rather have it on my terms.

 

[Professor Nero waves his hands at the brothers as a way of telling them to shut up.]

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=ProfessorNero.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/ProfessorNero.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Professor Nero: Gentlemen you can bicker about this on your own time, right now you are on my time so listen up to what I have to say. Leftie because your brother admitted to drugging both John and Sonic, I will allow you to have your match with Brian later on tonight.

 

As for you Dutch, what you did was a heinous act even if it was well meaning. Like I said, I respect you for doing something bold but such an act cannot go unpunished. Therefore, next month at Christmas Clash I am putting you into a handicap match against the two men that you drugged. Now if you gentlemen will excuse me I have to take a crap.

 

[Nero gets up and leaves the Wilkes Brother‘s dressing room.]

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=LeftieWilkes.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/LeftieWilkes.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Leftie: I can’t believe you drugged them you dumb bastard!

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=DuberryExcess.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/DuberryExcess.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Dutch: Whoa bro, chill the hell out, ya got a match coming up in a few minutes and you need to focus on beating Brian. Use all dat aggression on Brian…

 

[The video ends at this point.]

[michgcs]

Whoa, a quick update! Someone must've been a GOOOOD R-Truth this month!

[BHK1978]

I hate to do this because it might come across as a cheap bump but if people can do the 24 hour notice…well I am going to do this gosh darn it. Anyway, I just wanted to ask the readers a question.

 

Could you tell me who your top five favorite characters in this dairy are and your least five favorite. You can either post them in here or just PM me you list if you would like to do so.

 

This is more of a curiosity thing than anything else, however if people would like me to post what others think I will do so. I am not expecting many responses but any responses would be greatly appreciated.

[michgcs]

I hate to do this because it might come across as a cheap bump but if people can do the 24 hour notice…well I am going to do this gosh darn it. Anyway, I just wanted to ask the readers a question.

 

Could you tell me who your top five favorite characters in this dairy are and your least five favorite. You can either post them in here or just PM me you list if you would like to do so.

 

This is more of a curiosity thing than anything else, however if people would like me to post what others think I will do so. I am not expecting many responses but any responses would be greatly appreciated.

 

Well...

 

Top Five

-Jaime Quine

-Jerry Martin

-Nigel Wolfe... err, Desmond McGuinness

-Sonic S. Thompson

-Hollywood Hank

 

I couldn't fit Rudy Velasquez and Gabe Goren in there, but count them as 6 and 7) I like Nigel Wolfe because of the homage-- even though I've never even seen a McGuinness match... ever. Hank's there because of Cash-Man. And Quine's just there 'cause she's a girl.

 

Bottom Five

-I'll count the tag champs as one

-Raphael... err, Brian Fletcher. I liked Raphael

-Brendan Idol (that little snitch!)

-Stuart Ferdinand (but only because you don't give him stuff to say anymore)

-Jebediah (ehh.)

 

Not much to say here. I like how the faces are the faces and the heels are the heels (my diary practically blurs the lines because I favor heels so much), and that's a pretty good thing.

[BHK1978]

The following video is on RIPW.com

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RIPW.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RIPW.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

 

[The following video was shot directly after The Making of Legends II. We see Henry Lee sitting on a metal folding chair in the backstage area of Biker’s Paradise. Henry face is caked in dried blood and he is still breathing heavy even though this video was shot a good ten minutes after his match with Wolverine.]

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=HenryLee.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/HenryLee.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Henry Lee: Jerry (takes a deep breath); I have just eliminated your mentor from this company. It was a glorious battle but at the end of the day, I proved why I am the Icon of Insanity. You see Jerry you and I are a lot alike and that is part of the reason why I did not want you to take the path that I took. I did not want you to feel like you are seventy years old when you are only in your early forties. I did not want you to have both of your legs permanently hobbled due to various injuries. I truly would not want anyone to have to go through the torture that I go through on a daily basis. That was the only reason why I refused to be your “Hardcore” mentor because I knew where it would lead you because it has already led me there.

 

However, you being who you are you just could not drop it. You just had to attack me; you had to force me out of retirement. Well Jerry, I have just had a long conversation with Professor Nero and I told him I only want one more match before I go back to being the commissioner. The one match that I want more than anything else is a match against you.

 

Professor Nero gladly booked the match for next month at Christmas Clash. He was also kind enough to add some stipulations to the match. The stipulations are as follows, first off it will be a hardcore match because that is what you, me, and the fans want. All weapons are legal in the match so let us have some fun shall we. Secondly, if you win the match, you are allowed to lash me ten times with Deanna after the match is done. There will be no repercussions from me and I will take my ten lashes like a man. Now if I win you will be forced to see RIPW‘s Psychologist Doctor Bill McGraw.

 

Now I am doing this for you Jerry either outcome of the match will benefit you I believe. If you win, you get to take all of your hardcore aggression out on me. However, if you lose you will be getting some help that you sorely need.

 

[The video ends at this point.]

[SHaynes23]

I've never really been able to get into the CornellVerse much, but I've always enjoyed your writing and you always read my stuff, so I've started reading this from the beginning. Might be a little bit before I catch up enough to do predictions, but just wanted you to know that I'm looking forward to reading it all.