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Kentucky Bill vs. Blackjack Robbins

Bill's your biggest babyface, and you've already made it clear that you're not really behind Blackjack

 

The Wilkes Brothers vs. Jerry Martin & ????

If you give this one to the Wilkes brothers then you pretty much kill the mystery partner's momentum right out the gate

 

Raphael vs. Sky King

Raphael is a hot young prospect who only needs the breaks, Sky King isn't

 

Running Bear vs. Cowboy Stuart Ferdinand

'Cos he's better

 

Brimstone vs. RIPW Champion: Hollywood Hank

I'm not in favour of the face chasing the heel champion (it's the most played-out storyline in wrestling history), but Brimstone is not the guy to bring Hank down

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Man, it's 1 am here where I'm from, but I just couldn't stop reading from page 1 to 11! I don't normally like reading Cornellverse diaries (because I'm not familiar with the workers), but your diary made it very easy to connect with the wrestlers :)

 

Looking forward to your next post! :)

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Man, it's 1 am here where I'm from, but I just couldn't stop reading from page 1 to 11! I don't normally like reading Cornellverse diaries (because I'm not familiar with the workers), but your diary made it very easy to connect with the wrestlers :)

 

Looking forward to your next post! :)

 

Thank you very much it is always good to have a new reader!

 

Not sure when the next post will be because I am about half way through the next show but I am glad you enjoyed it thus far.

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RIPW Presents: Collision Course

 

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Saturday April 17, 2010

Location: Twin River Event Center, Lincoln, Rhode Island

Attendance: 64

Overall Show Rating: E-

 

 

[This month‘s show begins with Brian Cash-Man standing in the center of the ring wearing a New York Yankees hat and a New York Yankees windbreaker. The crowd is booing him and chanting, “Yankees Suck!” and Brian just stands in the center of the ring soaking it all up. Finally, he begins to speak.]

 

 

Brian Cash-Man: My name is Brian Cash-Man and I come from the greatest city in the world, New York City!

 

[He pauses for a moment to allow the fans to boo him.]

 

Brian Cash-Man: Boo me all you want, after all I know you are all jealous of me because I did what I said I was going to do. I brought championship gold to my team last month when my franchise player Hollywood Hank won the RIPW Championship! My boss was pleased that his talent investment worked out and that we were able to gain another trinket to add to his collection.

 

[Oddly enough, the crowd is even more ticked off because Brian just called the RIPW Championship as a trinket.]

 

Brian Cash-Man: Well I guess you are wondering why I am out here tonight…

 

Rowdy Roger: No, we just want you to shut up and get the hell out of the ring!

 

[The angry crowd starts to laugh as Rowdy Roger; RIPW’s most vocal fan speaks his mind. Brian Cash-Man looks at Roger and points.]

 

Brian Cash-Man: Shut your mouth fat man…now as I was saying, I am out here because I want to introduce you to your new RIPW Champion Hollywood Hank!

 

[With that the house lights go off and a spotlight shines on the backstage curtain and Tina Turner‘s song Simply The Best begins to play over the arena‘s sound system. A few moments later Hollywood Hank steps out from behind the curtain with the RIPW Championship draped over his left shoulder. Hank is showered with boos the very moment the fans see him.

 

He embraces these boos, pausing every few seconds to take in the boos as he walks down to the ring. He finally enters the ring and throws the RIPW Championship down on the mat of the ring as if he was disregarding a piece of garbage.]

 

 

Hollywood Hank: Silence you pitiful peons! How dare you boo the best wrestler in the history of this backwater promotion! Last month I won this championship fair and square in the center of the ring. Now I have read on the internet that my General Manager Brian Cash-Man bought this championship for me.

 

My response to these remarks is, HELL YEAH HIS MONEY HELPED ME WIN THIS CHAMPIONSHIP!

 

[The crowd is really going nuts now with the booing of their RIPW Champion. Hank just stands there in the center of the ring with a huge grin on his face, while Brian Cash-Man stands next to him smiling and clapping.]

 

Hollywood Hank: You see I might be from the left coast but I am not dumb like you pitiful peons. I know what’s up and that is that New York City is the greatest city in the world (He pauses for the inevitable boos.).

 

It is a place that breeds champions, and that is why I am here with Mr. Cash-Man, because I know he is backed by New York money, money that has helped me win this minor league championship, money that will help me keep this piece of garbage around my waist. I am a fighting champion and I will fight anybody that challenges me…

 

[before Hank can finish that thought Kid Rock‘s American Badass begins to play and the crowd goes nuts as this can mean only one thing, and that one thing is Kentucky Bill. A few seconds later Kentucky Bill steps out from the backstage curtain, he is carrying a microphone in his left hand. Hollywood Hank and Brian Cash-Man look far from impressed at the site of Kentucky Bill. Kentucky Bill stands in the middle of the aisle and looks at the two men in the ring.]

 

 

Kentucky Bill: Oh my gravy you two jack offs make me sick!

 

[The crowd goes nuts as soon as Bill starts to talk.]

 

Kentucky Bill: You know I was in the back and I listened to you talk smack about the fans, the very people who put food on your table. And then I heard you call that RIPW Championship a piece of garbage! Well let me tell you about that piece of garbage that you are so quick to throw down on the mat.

 

Many men greater than you have given their all to hold that title, a title that you look down on as nothing more than a piece of garbage. I am one of those men; I gave my blood, my sweat, and yes even my tears to hold that great title and to see you throw it down on the mat makes me sick.

 

Hollywood Hank: Blah, blah, blah! Look your trailer park piece of trash, why don’t you go back to the trailer park, watch some Jerry Springer, and let the real athlete talk. After all my time is, valuable and I don’t have time to deal with people of your ilk.

 

Kentucky Bill: Well then mister champion how about this, why don’t you and I have a match later on tonight for that title that you think is garbage. If you are truly the M.V.P. of this promotion, you shouldn’t have no problem beating me. So what do ya say?

 

[Hollywood Hank is about to say something when Brian Cash-Man whispers something in his ear. Hank nods his head in acknowledgement and hands the microphone over to Brian Cash-Man.]

 

Brian Cash-Man: I hate to be the harbinger of bad news Mr. Bill but you will not be getting a title shot tonight or anywhere in the near future. You see I have talked to Professor Nero and he and I came to an agreement about your future in this company.

 

In order for you to get another crack at this trinket (he points to the RIPW Championship), you are going to have to earn it. You are going to have to work your way up from the bottom once again. And your quest shall being tonight starting with Blackjack Robbins! Good luck!

 

Segment Rating: E-

 

 

[And with that, we cut away to the announcers table where we see Rob L. Miskovsky and Mayhem Midden sitting at said table, which is located on a stage, which is separated from the ring by the crowd.]

 

 

Rob L. Miskovsky: Hello and welcome wrestling fans to Collusion Course 2010! We have a hum-dinger of a card for you tonight, as we are coming to you live from the Twin River Event Center here in Lincoln, Rhode Island! I’m Rob L. Miskovsky and I am standing along side my broadcasting partner Mayhem Midden.

 

I can’t believe the sheer arrogance that the RIPW Champion just displayed in the ring! How dare he cast the RIPW Championship belt aside like it is a piece of garbage! And then to top it all off it would appear that he is ducking the challenge of Kentucky Bill…

 

 

Mayhem Midden: He aint ducking nothing…dig it! Kentucky Bill is not a contender to the title anymore. He had his chance to win the title last month and he just couldn’t get it done. So why should he now have another shot at the gold. He now has to work his way back up the ladder just like everyone else has to.

 

Rob L. Miskovsky: But the man is a former champion, that in and of itself should be taken into consideration. He has worked his butt off for this company and he is now getting screwed. Well enough about this subject for now, let us go to the back where our colleague Sue Danes is standing by with RIPW’s newest addition to our roster Donte Dunn. Take it away Sue…

 

[sue is standing in front of a green wall with an RIPW banner draped on it, this month she has on a tight pair of jeans and her official Sue Danes black t-shirt with her face on it.]

 

 

Sue Danes: Thank you very much Rob! Wud up RIPW fans! This is your girl Sue Danes here and at this time, I would like to welcome the newest member to our RIPW family Donte Dunn. Donte come on in…

 

[Donte walks on screen still wearing his street clothes. He has a huge smile on his face.]

 

Sue Danes: Welcome to RIPW, Donte.

 

 

Donte Dunn: It is good to be here!

 

Sue Danes: Your story is pretty interesting in that you were born in Barbados, moved to Ottawa, Canada with your family when you were six and now you have come to the United States to wrestle. So my question to you is how does it feel to be here in RIPW?

 

Donte Dunn: It feels awesome! I would just like to take the time to thank Mr. Lee and Mr. Nero for giving me this opportunity to come to this great promotion to ply my trade. Ever since I was a kid, I dreamed of working in the United States and now to have that dream come true is just great!

 

Sue Danes: That is like totally awesome to hear…

 

[sue stops speaking as Jerry Martin walks into the interview area. He has that crazed smile on his face, as he looks at Donte Dunn.]

 

 

Jerry Martin: Are you hardcore?

 

[Donte looks at Sue for a minute as if to ask her what is going on. She just shrugs her shoulders and shakes her head.]

 

Donte Dunn: I’m not sure I’m following you brotha...

 

Jerry Martin: I am asking you are you hardcore. Are you willing to put it all on the line to beat your opponents? Are you willing to take shards of glass and dig them into the skin of your opponents so that they end up wearing the crimson mask?

 

Donte Dunn: Sorry brotha, I am just not following what you want from me…

 

Jerry Martin: I heard you say it was your dream to fight here in the United States. Well tonight, I want to see your dreams come true. Because on this night I need a tag team partner to take on the Wilkes Brothers. You see last month I had a match against Leftie and he proved to me that he was not hardcore. Therefore, I bashed his head in with my kendo stick again and again and again…

 

[Donte looks over at Sue, not knowing if he should laugh at Jerry or be scared of him.]

 

Jerry Martin: I beat him so badly that his punk brother had to come into the ring and save him. But the damage was done…oh yes it was done indeed. Leftie wore the black and blue badges that I gave him…he did not wear them well but he had no choice but to wear them because they were on his body…

 

Donte Dunn: Not for nothing brotha but I get that, you need a partner. But I am not sure I want to involve myself in this…

 

Jerry Martin: You are not fighting tonight, so what are you going to do sit around and watch the others earn a pay check. Or are you hardcore enough to want to make Dutch and Leftie wear the crimson masks tonight? Heck just for the fun of it we can even hit Heather with the kendo stick a couple of times if you like.

 

Donte Dunn: I don’t know brotha, like I said I don’t have no beef with the Wilkes Brothers. But I would love to wrestle tonight…okay brotha you got yourself a partner. But on one condition…

 

Jerry Martin: Which is?

 

Donte Dunn: You do not hit Heather, I aint down with that brotha. You feel me.

 

Jerry Martin: Sure fine, if you want to take the fun out of it that is all right with me. Just be hardcore and we will be cool.

 

[Jerry leaves the interview area followed by Donte. Sue looks like she has no clue as to what just went down.]

 

Sue Danes: Well there you have it; I guess tonight we will see Jerry Martin and Donte Dunn taking on the Wilkes Brothers. Let us go to the ring for our first match of the night.

 

 

 

[Run to the Hills by Iron Maiden begins to play over the arena‘s sound system as Running Bear steps out from behind the backstage curtain. Running Bear, who is wearing traditional Native American headdresses, pauses for a moment to soak in the crowd reaction (which is nonexistent) before running into the ring to wait for his opponent.]

 

[This Life by Curtis Stigers & The Forest Rangers begins to play over the arena’s sound system and out steps Stuart Ferdinand. The very moment he comes out from behind the backstage curtain, the crowd (lead by Rowdy Roger) breaks out into a Y-M-C-A chant. Stuart talks to himself as he makes his way down the aisle and enters the ring.

 

Stuart looks pissed off once again, due to the lack of respect that the crowd is showing towards him. He walks over to the ring announcer and yanks the microphone right out of the ring announcer‘s hand.]

 

Stuart Ferdinand: Well what do we have here…an Indian! What is this the SWF of the 1980’s? Look, I appreciate that the people in charge of RIPW have a sense of humor in booking a match between a Cowboy and an Indian but son you don’t have a chance against me tonight. So Chief Lose A Lot, why don’t ya take ya little headdress and head out of my ring…yeah you should just forfeit this match tonight unless you want to get the ass kicking of ya life…

 

[before Stuart can finish what he is saying Running Bear comes charging at him and the match begins.]

 

Match: Cowboy Stuart Ferdinand defeated Running Bear in 10:45 by pinfall with a Fisherman's Suplex.

 

 

Henry Lee’s Thoughts: This match was a stinker, no ifs, ands, or buts about it. This really disappointed me as Stuart did such a good job against Raphael last month but this month he just failed once again to put on a good match.

 

Now don’t get me wrong, Running Bear did not hold up his end of the match either but that is no excuse. Stuart was specifically brought in to make these young guys look good and he has yet to do so.

 

I had a conversation with Stuart about this very subject after last month’s show and he told me part of the reason for his lackluster matches is due to the lack of crowd reaction he is getting during matches. And to an extent, I see what he is saying, we do not draw much of a crowd and the crowd that we do draw never seems to be into the actual matches.

 

Winner: Stuart Ferdinand

Time: 10:45

Match Rating: E-

 

Rob L. Miskovsky: Stuart Ferdinand has just racked up yet another victory. However, that did not impress me all that much. What did impress me was the fact that he did not threaten to go back to Japan if the fans did not give him the respect that he thinks he deserves.

 

Mayhem Midden: Stuart was too focused on his match tonight to worry about what the fans were saying. I am just glad he thought that young punk Running Bear a lesson tonight.

 

Rob L. Miskovsky: What lesson was taught tonight? Did I miss something?

 

Mayhem Midden: Don’t mess with an International Superstar while he is addressing the crowd…dig it! Cuz if you do, you aint gonna have a pleasant night…oh yeah…dig it!

 

Rob L. Miskovsky: Well that made no sense what so ever. Anyway moving on, our next match is going to be between the Wilkes Brothers and Jerry Martin and RIPW newcomer Donte Dunn. This kid Donte seems like such a nice young man. I am not sure if he knows what he is getting into in regards to teaming with the psycho Jerry Martin.

 

Mayhem Midden: Well the kid wanted to work and Jerry Martin offered to give him some work so he took it.

 

Rob L. Miskovsky: I suppose so, but this is not really Donte’s fight to fight. He has nothing to do with the heinous, malicious, vicious, barbaric attack on Leftie Wilkes last month.

 

Mayhem Midden: Well he agreed to help Jerry so I guess this will be his welcome to RIPW. A sort of baptism by fire, dig it!

 

Rob L. Miskovsky: Well with that being said let us go to the back where Heather B. and The Wilkes Brothers are standing by to talk about their upcoming match.

 

[We go to a locker room area where we see Heather B., who is wearing a David Ortiz Boston Red Sox jersey, sitting on a bench in between the two Wilkes Brothers. To the left of her sits (oddly enough) Leftie and on her right hand side sits Dutch who looks very pissed off.]

 

 

Heather B.: Last month Jerry Martin you made a big mistake when you attacked my boyfriend Leftie. You couldn’t leave well enough alone could ya? You couldn’t just walk away knowing that you just got yourself a win…no you had to be stupid and attack both Leftie and myself. Well in a few minutes, you are going to find out just how big of a mistake you made last month.

 

 

Dutch Wilkes: Jerry, I see you got yourself a partner. You actually found someone naïve enough to team with you tonight. Well Donte, me and my brother aint got nothing against you. We don’t know you from Adam, and we know you are anxious to get into an RIPW ring. But son you picked the wrong damn night to start here in RIPW and you picked the wrong damn partner to tag with.

 

Cuz tonight me and my brother are out for blood and it aint no matter which of you two bleeds. So Donte I just want ya to know, tonight it is only personal with Jerry but seeing how you are his partner and all…well you are gonna have to get an ass kickin as well. Tell em Leftie…

 

 

Leftie Wilkes: Jerry you must be pretty dumb, you put your hands on my girl. You pushed her down to the ground and made her watch as you beat me with the kendo stick. That aint cool, but you know what? Tonight me and my brother are gonna step in that ring and take out all of our pent up aggression on you and your partner.

 

Now Donte, like my brother said, I aint got nothing against you. In fact, I wish ya didn’t agree to team up with Jerry because you see like a nice guy and all. But you being a nice guy is not gonna stop me from beating your ass when we get into da ring tonight! Sorry, about that buddy…

 

Segment Rating: F+

 

[The interview is over and we are now taken back to the announcer‘s desk.]

 

Rob L. Miskovsky: Well wrestling fans it looks as though the Wilkes Brothers are fired up. Let us go to the ring and see if they can overcome the team of Jerry Martin and Donte Dunn…

 

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Jerry Martin & Donte Dunn vs. The Wilkes Brothers with Heather B.

 

 

[Psycho Killer by The Talking Heads starts to play on the arena‘s sound system, and a few seconds later Jerry Martin steps out from behind the backstage curtain. Jerry is carrying a kendo stick in his left hand and he has his typical maniacal smile on his face as he walks down to the ring.

 

After what happened last month, Rowdy Roger does not say a word to Jerry. It is almost as if he is afraid of what Jerry will do to him if he says anything. Jerry enters the ring and waits for his tag team partner of the night Donte Dunn to come down to the ring.

 

Run This Town by Jay Z featuring Rihanna and Kanye West begins to play over the arena’s sound system and a few seconds later Donte Dunn steps out from behind the backstage curtain smiling. As he makes his way down to the ring, he slaps the fans hands, just happy with the fact that he is finally getting his chance to wrestle in the United States.

 

Jerry Martin clearly is upset with the way Donte is being nice to the fans and in fact, he chastises him when Donte enters the ring. Donte just smiles at Jerry and nods his head, he is not going to allow anybody to ruin this moment for him.]

 

[Dirty Water by The Standells begins to play on the arena‘s sound system and the crowd goes nuts. The crowd begins to sing along with the song as Heather B. steps out from behind the backstage curtain she is still has on her David Ortiz Boston Red Sox jersey, a Boston Red Sox hat, and a tight pair of jeans.

Following her shortly thereafter is her boyfriend Leftie and his older brother Dutch.

 

The crowd goes nuts as the Wilkes Brothers run down to the ring. The brothers do not even wait for the opening bell; they just go right at Donte and Jerry.]

 

Match: The Wilkes Brothers defeated Jerry Martin and Donte Dunn in 8:26 when Leftie Wilkes defeated Donte Dunn by pinfall when Leftie hit Donte with a Boston Whiplash.

 

Henry Lee’s Thoughts: Well this match was not the best of matches, but it was hardly the worst ever put on in this company. I guess it is what you would expect out of these four young men. Now many would ask why I would have Donte on the losing side of this affair and on top of that why I would have him be the one that takes the pin.

 

Well, first things first Jerry refused to be pinned in this match and no amount of coercion on my part would change his mind. Secondly, a win here for Donte is not really in my plans for him. I have a specific plan in mind for the young man from Barbados and a win in this match does not fit said plan.

 

As far as the actual match went, well like I said it was not very great. In fact, some may label it a complete and utter cluster you know what. However, that is what is to be expected in a match like this. There was a lot of wild brawling in this match, which is to be expected when you have a match with Jerry Martin in it. And I thought that Donte, as green as he is, played the role great. His role is that of the young wrestler who is in this match because it is his big break, despite the fact that he does not like or trust his partner. Donte did a good job in this role and the fans seemed to support him.

 

Winners: The Wilkes Brothers

Time: 8:26

Match Rating: E-

 

[The match is over and Donte Dunn is lying down on the mat. Jerry Martin, who has some blood trickling down his cheek from a cut on his forehead, is kneeling next to his tag team partner shaking his head and pulling out strands of hair from his own head. He then gets up and leaves the ring, and retrieves his trusty kendo stick, which he had placed on the arena floor earlier while he was waiting for his match to start. Jerry then slides underneath the bottom ring rope and slowly walks over to the still dazed Donte.

 

Jerry stands over Donte‘s lifeless body for a moment, almost second guessing what he is about to do. Slowly a maniacal smile creeps across Jerry’s face and the moment of doubt has surely gone away. He raises his kendo stick up and proceeds to send it crashing down on Donte’s right arm. Jerry then proceeds to repeatedly beat Donte with the kendo stick laughing his maniacal laugh while doing so.]

 

Segment Rating: F- (3)

 

[Feeling that he had done enough damage to Donte, Jerry slides out of the ring to get the microphone from the ring announcer so that he can yell his usual “I’m Hardcore” slogan. However, it is not meant to be as upon retrieving the microphone, Jerry notices that the Wilkes Brothers are running to the ring to come to the aid of Donte.

 

Not liking the two on one odds, Jerry hops over the guardrail and escapes through the crowd (hey he might be crazy but he is not stupid). Neither Wilkes brother choose to pursue Jerry, instead they both help Donte up. The crowd applauds this act as the brothers have come to the aid of the man that they were just fighting mere minutes ago. The brothers help Donte out of the ring and slowly walk back to the dressing room area with Donte.]

 

Segment Rating: F- (2)

 

Rob L. Miskovsky: I…I am just not sure what to say about Jerry Martin at this point. Month after month this psychotic man maliciously mauls people and for what reason?

 

Mayhem Midden: Because he is hardcore?

 

Rob L. Miskovsky: Is that a reason? I mean really Mayhem, this young man has psychological problems; he needs to sit down and have a talk with Doctor Phil. He does not need to come into this ring and beat people down just to prove that he is hardcore!

 

Anyway lets go down to the ring for our next match which will be between Sky King and Raphael, this should be an interesting match as both men could really use a win tonight.

 

 

[The eerie theme song to Halloween starts to play over the sound system at the Event Center. A few seconds later Sky King steps out from behind the backstage curtain. The fans only slightly boo him, as he has not really done anything of note yet here in RIPW.

 

Sky King stands patiently in the ring waiting for his opponent for the night to come out from the backstage area.]

 

[i Want It That Way by The Backstreet Boys starts to play over the arena‘s sound system and the fans, who are mostly male, start to boo rather loudly.

 

Raphael has a wireless headset microphone on and he sings along with the Backstreet Boys as he makes his way down to the ring. The fans boo even more loudly as Raphael has a god-awful voice. Raphael puts his hands out to slap the fans hands while he walks down the aisle to the ring. However, most fans pull away from the guardrail, wanting nothing to do with this pretty boy manbander.

 

One person in the crowd has no problem acknowledging that he is a fan of Raphael. That man is Rowdy Roger who is seen dancing in the front row with a huge smile on is face, his stomach jiggling back and forth. Raphael pauses and high fives Roger and then he enters the ring, takes off his wireless headset microphone, and hands it to the ring attendant.]

 

Match: Raphael defeated Sky King in 11:58 by pinfall.

 

Henry Lee’s Thoughts: Well the almost all male crowd seems to have not softened their opinion on Raphael. The poor kid who, as I have said repeatedly, is saddled with a bad gimmick. A gimmick, which both he and I would like to change. However, it is a gimmick that Mycroft does not want to see change. Therefore, the poor kid is stuck being a fan favorite, who the fans hate with a passion.

 

Now onto the actual match, well it was the match of the night as far as I am concerned. Now that sadly is not saying much considering the dog turds that took place in the ring tonight thus far. That being said all and all this was a decent match. And it had to do with the fact that both Sky King and Raphael are good workers who always try their hardest. For these two young men it does not matter if they are wrestling in front of ten people or ten thousand people, they will give it their all. And at the end of the day that is all I can really ask for.

 

Winner: Raphael

Time: 11:58

Match Rating: E

 

Rob L. Miskovsky: It is good to see Raphael getting the win tonight. He has had a tough go of it over the past couple of months inside the ring. Hopefully, this win will be the win that sets him right on track again.

 

Mayhem Midden: Who cares if he goes on a winning streak…oh yeah…dig it! I mean the fans obviously don’t because they were booing him out of the arena tonight!

 

Rob L. Miskovsky: I don’t think those boo birds were booing Raphael. They were booing his dastardly opponent tonight the Sky King. Well anyway, earlier this week Too Hot recorded a video which we are about to see from his home, where he is convalescing due to the injuries he sustained at the hands of the evil and vile Blackjack Robbins. So Herb, can you please roll the tape?

 

[We go to what appears to be an apartment; Too Hot is sitting on a couch with a neck brace on and black and blue bruises all over his face. He is wearing his sunglasses to conceal the fact that he has a nasty shiner on his right eye.]

 

 

Too Hot: Blackjack Robbins, I’m gonna keep it real with you man. Last month you jumped me from behind and beat me like a redheaded stepchild. You did this because you were paid money to do it. Now I’m all about people getting paid, but last month you took away the chance for me to get paid.

 

You took away the chance for me to get mine. Not only did you cost me a shot at the RIPW Championship but you took food off my table. You see Blackjack the man you see sitting here is not Too Hot. The man sitting before you right now is not the rapping fool who acts the fool when he walks down to the ring.

 

[Too Hot pauses for a moment to remove his sunglasses, which he places on the couch next to him. This now reveals the nasty black eye that he had hidden earlier with his sunglasses. He looks sternly at the camera and continues.]

 

That man will be going away for a while because of what you did to him. Now Blackjack you are gonna have to deal with Jason Evans. Too Hot and Jason Evans may share the same body but we don’t share the same way of thinking. Come next month after the doctors clear me to wrestle, I’m gonna get ya. I not just gonna beat you to a bloody pulp…no that would be too good for ya…I’m gonna end your miserable career. I’m gonna jack your face up even more then it has already been jacked up! I’m gonna force ya into early retirement by the time I‘m done with ya, your gonna be using a wheelchair…son.

 

Because one, two Jay Evans is coming for you, three, four better lock your door, five, six grab a crucifix, seven, eight ya better stay up late, nine, ten I’m gonna kick your ass again. And if you don’t know now you know…fool.

 

[The camera fades to black and then we are brought back to the announcers table were Rob is sitting with his mouth wide open, shocked at the change in demeanor of Too Hot.]

 

Segment Rating: F+

 

[We go back to the announcers table where Rob L. Miskovsky is standing with Blackjack Robbins. Mayhem Midden is not currently at this table.]

 

 

Rob L. Miskovsky: Okay I am standing here next to Blackjack Robbins. Now Blackjack my first question to you is, having seen the condition that Too Hot is in…how do you sleep at night knowing what you did to this man.

 

[A smile comes across the face of Blackjack, he then grabs Rob’s left wrist (which Rob is the hand that Rob is holding the microphone in.) he forces Rob to hold the microphone right up to his mouth. Rob winces in pain as this man beast has a death grip on his arm. ]

 

 

Blackjack Robbins: You wanna know how I sleep at night. I sleep just fine. I sleep in a bed with my wife, not that my personal life is any of your business.

 

Rob L. Miskovsky: Do you have any remorse for what you did to…ah…

 

[Rob lets out a cry of pain as Blackjack, realizing what the next question is going to be, squeezes Rob wrist even more.]

 

Rob L. Miskovsky: For what you did to Too Hot?

 

Blackjack Robbins: Look into these eyes Rob…do I look like the type of person that has any remorse over what I did?

 

[Rob shakes his head no in fear of what Blackjack might do to him.]

 

Blackjack Robbins: Remorse is not a word in my vocabulary, destruction is though and that is something that I proudly did to Too Hot last month. I destroyed him, I put that no good wanna be street punk out of commission.

 

Too Hot you say you are gonna come back and end my career. I say bring it on man, and I don’t care if I have to fight Jay Evans, Too Hot, or any other person in your head. Cause I will beat each and everyone of them Sybil!

 

[blackjack lets go of Rob‘s wrist grunts and takes off. Rob massages his wrist, looks into the camera, and says:]

 

Rob L. Miskovsky: Let us go to the ring for our next match…

 

Segment Rating: E-

 

For the RIPW Championship:

 

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Brimstone vs. Hollywood Hank with Brian Cash-Man

 

[brimstone is already in the ring, having come out to the ring during the Blackjack Robbins interview. The lights in the arena go down and a spotlight shines on the backstage curtain. Simply the Best by Tina Turner begins to play as Brian Cash-Man steps out from behind the backstage curtain. Mr. Cash-Man is followed moments later by the newly crowned RIPW Champion Hollywood Hank.

 

While walking down to the ring both Hank and Brian are pelted with various forms of garbage. This does not faze these two men as they enter the ring. Once inside the ring Hank takes the mic from the ring announcer and says:]

 

Hollywood Hank: Silence you pitiful peons! Upon winning this worthless trinket, you call the RIPW Championship, Brian Cash-Man and I made it our mission to search the globe and find the best wrestlers in the world to challenge me for this…this thing…

 

And tonight I shall face the first of these worthy competitors when I take on Brimstone and man known for his technical prowess inside this ring…

 

[seeing how the words technical prowess and Brimstone do not belong in the same sentence, the crowd starts to laugh. This is because it is obvious to them that Brimstone does not deserve a shot at the title tonight and it should be Kentucky Bill getting this shot…]

 

Hollywood Hank: Trust me when I say this, the man standing across the ring from me is one of the best wrestlers in the world today. And I take all of my opponents seriously!

 

[Hank gives the microphone back to the ring announcer. Before the start of the match RIPW Head referee David Poker walks over to the center of the ring. He then holds up his right arm as the ring announcer (who is standing behind him) holds the microphone up to David‘s mouth. David motions for both fighters to join him in the center of the ring. Both men comply and David says the following:]

 

 

David Poker: Okay gentlemen this match is for the RIPW Championship, I expect a good clean fight. Any questions?

 

Both fighters shake their heads no; as they keep their opponent’s stare.

 

David Poker: Okay then shake hands and return to your respective corners.

 

[Neither men shake hands. Instead, they both return to their respective corners and wait for the bell to ring.]

 

Match: Hollywood Hank defeated Brimstone in 10:13 by pinfall with a handful of tights. Hollywood Hank makes defense number 1 of his RIPW Championship title.

 

Henry Lee’s Thoughts: Okay I am not going to lie this match was a stinker. This is bad for us because it was for our RIPW Championship. It is never good when your champion puts on a bad match. Not that it was Hank’s fault entirely.

 

Brimstone is, to put it bluntly, not very good in the ring. In fact we knew this when we hired him, he was brought in as a jobber and is on a three match contract. I hired him because Too Hot is doing the injury angle and I needed an extra body to fill out the card. If it looks like he will work out for us after his three-match contract is up we shall renew his contract for more dates. However, the way he looked in the ring tonight might spell a short-term stay for him here in RIPW.

 

Winner and still RIPW Champion: Hollywood Hank

Time: 10:13

Match Rating: E-

 

Rob L. Miskovsky: Well um…if Brimstone is Hollywood Hank’s definition of top competition I…well I am at a loss of words on that topic…

 

Mayhem Midden: How could you question that talent of Brimstone? He is a great competitor…dig it!

 

Rob L. Miskovsky: Well I am not sure if great competitor and Brimstone go in the same sentence…anyway let us now move onto our main event of the evening. Tonight’s main event will be between Kentucky Bill and Blackjack Robbins. What are your thoughts about tonight’s main event?

 

Mayhem Midden: Well it looks like Kentucky Bill is going to have a long uphill climb to get another shot at Hollywood Hank. And that is the way it should be…dig it! This is RIPW, if you lose against the champion; you have to fight your way back to the top…

 

Rob L. Miskovsky: Or you could just bribe the owner of the company to get a shot at the title…

 

Mayhem Midden: Hey man, I would not be making accusations against the man who signs your checks every month…dig it! Now back to the upcoming match, I think Blackjack has got this match in the bag. And speaking of Blackjack…how is your wrist?

 

Rob L. Miskovsky: How is my wrist! How is my wrist! I will tell you how my wrist is…it hurts! And while we are on the subject, where were you when Blackjack maliciously mauled my wrist?

 

Mayhem Midden: I was taking a leak, I drank too much coffee tonight…dig it!

 

[Rob looking pissed off at Mayhem shakes his head in disgust.]

 

Rob L. Miskovsky: Whatever man…let us just go back to the ring for our main event…

 

 

[The very minute Renegade by Styx starts to play over the arena‘s sound system a, “You can’t wrestle.” chant starts up as the fans no full well who is about to come out from behind the backstage curtain and a few moments later Blackjack Robbins does indeed step out from behind the backstage curtain. Upon seeing Blackjack, the crowd starts to boo rather loudly. Blackjack seemingly immune to anything that the fans are saying to him, slowly walks down the aisle. After being ignored by Blackjack for the past few months, Rowdy Roger just sits in his front row seat with his hands folded in his lap.]

 

[American Badass by Kid Rock starts to play and the crowd goes wild! Kentucky Bill soon steps out from behind the backstage curtain and the fans get even louder. Blackjack Robbins just stands in his corner pounding his right fist into the palm of his left hand. All the while staring at Bill with an animalistic like fury. Bill slowly makes his way down to the ring slapping the hands of the fans along the way.

 

Bill takes off his infamous Kentucky Wildcats hat and hands it to a little girl sitting in the front row. The little girl jumps up and down and has a huge smile on her face. Bill finally enters the ring and stands in his corner watching Blackjack Robbins.]

 

Match: Kentucky Bill defeated Blackjack Robbins in 11:36 by pinfall.

 

Henry Lee’s Thoughts: Okay we have had this match three times since we have reopened this company, and I am going to be honest with you it seems to keep on getting worse. I am not sure why this seems to be besides the fact that Blackjack is bad in the ring.

 

Maybe the matches are going to long; let us face facts Blackjack does not have to best cardio in the world. However, I am of the belief that every main event match should go at the minimum of ten minutes. Therefore, if Blackjack is going to be in the main event, his craft services stealing ass has to be able to go at the very least ten minutes.

 

Once again, I thought Bill did the best job he could with what little was given to him. And in the end, he got the win which storyline wise will help him climb back to the top and eventually challenge Hollywood Hank for the gold.

 

Winner: Kentucky Bill

Time: 11:36

Match Rating: E-

 

[After the match, Kentucky Bill requests the microphone from the ring announcer. The ring announcer hands him the microphone. Bill wipes the sweat off his brow and says:]

 

Kentucky Bill: Hollywood Hank, that’s one down…who do ya have next for me cuz I’m gonna woop their ass to…oh my gravy!

 

[The crowd erupts in cheers as we go back to the announcer’s desk.]

 

Rob L. Miskovsky: What a fantastic match! It looks like we witnessed the first victory for Kentucky Bill in his quest to get another match against the RIPW Champion Hollywood Hank.

 

Well wrestling fans, I hoped you all enjoyed the show tonight! For my broadcast partner Mayhem Midden, I’m Rob L. Miskovsky wishing you all a good night!

 

[The show ends with Kentucky Bill standing in the center of the ring.]

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I just sat through and read through all of this and would like to tell you that this is a very good and entertaining. KUTGW

 

Sorry I missed this when you posted it (I just saw it while going over the show's picks). Thank you very much! I am glad you took the time to read this, and once again I apologize to you for not seeing the comment when you wrote it.

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Once again I would just like to thank everyone that has taken the time to predict and post in this diary.

 

It took me one hour to post this show.:eek: Add to that the five hours that it took to write this, and this sucker burned me out tonight.:D

 

Sorry it took so long between posts, this was actually done on Thursday (not the main event) but I just did not post it. What took me so long to write it was, I started to write the show out of order (I did the Too Hot interview first). This threw me off for some reason and then because it threw me off I had a lack of motivation.:D

 

 

Well we have a two-way tie for first place this month. Therefore, TakerNGN74and moon_lit_tears can ask any worker on the current RIPW roster any question that they would like (keep it clean MLT):p. If you are interested just PM me the question that you would liked asked.

 

Here are this show's standings:

 

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I just wanted to explain some things that happened on this show:

 

 

Why did Brimstone get a title shot?

 

Brimstone is a jobber, I signed him to a three-match p.p.a. contract. Once said contract is up, I will decide if I want to keep him or not. I always wanted to do that, give a short term contract to some one with rubbish stats and use them as a jobber. And so I decided to try it on Brimstone.

 

Now as to why he got a title shot. Well, Hollywood Hank's gimmick is that he is going to be fighting the worst wrestlers I can find. However, he is going to say that these men are top notch challenges to him. Which you the readers, as well as the fictional fans of the company, will know is not the truth.

 

 

Why did Donte Dunn lose his first match?

 

Donte lose is going to be part of his storyline that will unfold over the next two shows or so.

 

 

Why did Donte keep saying brotha?

 

That was an homage to my second favorite character on Lost, Desmond. Desmond says brotha a lot and I thought it would be funny (to me at least) to model Donte's way of speaking after Desmond.

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Once again I would just like to thank everyone that has taken the time to predict and post in this diary.

 

It took me one hour to post this show.:eek: Add to that the five hours that it took to write this, and this sucker burned me out tonight.:D

 

Sorry it took so long between posts, this was actually done on Thursday (not the main event) but I just did not post it. What took me so long to write it was, I started to write the show out of order (I did the Too Hot interview first). This threw me off for some reason and then because it threw me off I had a lack of motivation.:D

 

 

Why did Donte keep saying brotha?

 

That was an homage to my second favorite character on Lost, Desmond. Desmond says brotha a lot and I thought it would be funny (to me at least) to model Donte's way of speaking after Desmond.

 

 

I'll probably start joining in the predictions when the next event's card is available :D Nice to see an update, no matter how long it took.

 

And i thought Donte (his picture, at least) looks a little like Kofi Kingston so i assumed he kept saying 'brotha' because he was from Barbados :rolleyes: I'm interested to see where that storyline goes.

 

It was a good thing your main event got an E-! I feel bad for Jerry Martin-- all the kid wants is to be hardcore, but the fans hate him! (or, he sucks with the mic)

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Went back and caught up on this (my C-Verse guilty pleasure) The ratings for your segments dont do your writing for the segments any justice (its top notch) and I cant help but root for the bad guys which is opposite of what I usually do (Brian Cash-Man) love it, pulling this off in New England... Of course I am a New Yorker
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I'll probably start joining in the predictions when the next event's card is available :D Nice to see an update, no matter how long it took.

 

And i thought Donte (his picture, at least) looks a little like Kofi Kingston so i assumed he kept saying 'brotha' because he was from Barbados :rolleyes: I'm interested to see where that storyline goes.

 

It was a good thing your main event got an E-! I feel bad for Jerry Martin-- all the kid wants is to be hardcore, but the fans hate him! (or, he sucks with the mic)

 

I my mind Daniel Black Francis is the Kofi of the C-Verse, or at least that is how I book him whenver I get a chance to sign him.

 

Jerry Martin's segments are some of the lowest rating segments I have come across. His attack segments so far have averaged like a two rating.:D

 

Went back and caught up on this (my C-Verse guilty pleasure) The ratings for your segments dont do your writing for the segments any justice (its top notch) and I cant help but root for the bad guys which is opposite of what I usually do (Brian Cash-Man) love it, pulling this off in New England... Of course I am a New Yorker

 

Thank you, I am not sure if I would say the writing is top notch but I gald you find them to be. Yeah the segment ratings are beyond horrible, in truth this probably should not be an S.E. fed because most of these wrestler's do not have the mic skills to be in such a fed.

 

However, most of them are not the best wrestlers either so I will just stick with it being an S.E. fed for now.

 

I am glad someone liked the Brian Cash-Man thing, I thought it would be a great name for a heel that worked for a promotion up here in Rhode Island. And the fact that he throws his money at everything is another thing I thought would enrage New England fans.

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Sue’s Superstar of the Month!

 

 

 

Sue Danes: Wud up RIPW fans! It’s your girl Sue Danes here and it is that time of the month again, you know when I interview an RIPW superstar! My guest this month is Leftie Wilkes! Come on in Leftie…

 

[Leftie walks on screen with a smile on his face. Once again, this interview appears to be taking place after the show as Leftie is already dressed in his street clothes, he is wearing a Boston Red Sox hat, a David Ortiz jersey, and a pair of blue track pants.]

 

Sue Danes: You and your brother had one hard fought victory tonight, how do you feel?

 

 

Leftie Wilkes: Physically, I am a bit banged up…I aint gonna lie on that. But my body will heel, and it sure felt good to kick Jerry Martin’s ass tonight. I gotta admit fighting Donte was no fun because Donte aint never done nothing to me and my brother.

 

Sue Danes: Speaking of Donte, I thought it was totally cool of you and Dutch to save Donte. I mean if it hadn’t been for you, who knows what damage Jerry would have done to him.

 

Leftie Wilkes: Well me and my brother aint got no beef with Donte, we understood that he was presented with a match and he really wanted to get in the ring so he took the match. And let me tell ya want Donte is on tough son of a gun. The guy can take some shots and give em as well.

 

Anyway, after the match me and my brother realized that if we didn’t go out there and help Donte, that punk ass bitch Jerry would have destroyed him. And that was one thing me and my brother were not going to allow. Aint no way we could just sit in the back and let Donte get beaten down like that. After all I know what it is like to be on the receiving end of one of those kendo stick beat downs and let me tell ya…they aint no fun.

 

Sue Danes: Last month you wrestled in a singles match. What do you prefer, wrestling as a singles competitor or wrestling as a tag team competitor?

 

Leftie Wilkes: Hmmm…not that’s a good question…if I had to be honest with myself,…I guess I would say…wrestling as a tag team competitor. And I will tell you why, when you wrestle in a singles match, you aint go no one to watch your back. If you are getting your ass kicked, you have to power through it.

 

Now when you are in a tag team match your partner always has your back. Or at least should, I mean I am lucky that my tag team partner is my brother so I don’t have to worry about him turning on me. Because if he did that would make for one awkward Christmas at the Wilkes home.

 

But now being totally serious, yeah if you’re getting you’re butt kicked in a tag match you can just tag out. Take a breather and hopefully by the time, your tag team partner needs ya, ya will be in good enough shape to come back in the ring.

 

Sue Danes: My final question for you is actually about your brother. We know that you and Heather B. are an item and a totally cute couple at that. However, inquiring minds want to know, okay mostly our female fans want to know, is there a special someone in Dutch’s life?

 

Leftie Wilkes: Ah…my brother is gonna kill me for this…but no there aint no special lady in his life at this time. Heather is always trying to hook him up with her hot friends but I think he is enjoying the single life right now and he has no plans on settling down.

 

[sue smiles upon hearing Leftie‘s answer.]

 

Sue Danes: Well that is all for this month, I hope you tune in next month when I interview my next superstar of the month. Until then, I hope you all have a kick ass month! See you all laters!

 

[sue blows a kiss at the camera and Leftie just stands next to her smiling at the camera.]

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hmm I will have to think of a question that I want to ask a worker so I will have to get back to you on that one.

 

Stop copying my answers poser. :D:p

 

Sorry Taker and MLT, when I did not get a PM for you two I just did the interview. I guess if you want I can do something of a one question interview ala what Marcel Fromage used to do in his XWA diary.

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Sorry Taker and MLT, when I did not get a PM for you two I just did the interview. I guess if you want I can do something of a one question interview ala what Marcel Fromage used to do in his XWA diary.

 

 

No biggie. I don't want to ask questions. I just like making the pics.

 

I didn't even see what you had said before I wrote that so go play with yourself.

 

That's not a nice way to speak to a lady, sir. :)

Pfft, you wish I would. :D

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Rowdy Roger’s Wrap-up

 

 

Hey ya wrestling fans its RIPW’s number one fan Rowdy Roger! Some of you fans might know me as da guy that sits in the front row at every single RIPW show. Well now I hope to be known for my reviews, as the folks here at TOTALEXTREMEWRESTLING.COM have been kind enough to give me the chance to write reviews for them!

 

Okay da matches were great! Da first one was between Running Bear and that Village People wannabe Stu Ferdinand. Once Stu’s music started to play I led the crowd in the Y-M-C-A dance. Old Stu didn’t like it much, and that is the reason why I did it.

 

Now onto da match, poor Running Bear did not put up much of a fight. Which really made me mad! I sooo wanted Stu to be taken down a peg but it didn’t happen! Stu dominated da match and well that was that…

 

Overall, on a scale of one to five, it got a two and a half teef rating.

 

 

Next match saw the new guy and Jerry Martin fighting da Wilkes Brothers. Dis match waz all ovah da place! They even fought right in front of me! There waz this guy that looked like David Crosby from Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young, witch by da way is my favoritist band of all time. I don’t like Neil Young all dat much but da rest of em are good.

 

Anyway, da guy that looked like David Crosby spilled beer on Jerry Martin on purpose. So the security took him out. I don’t know why anybody would waste a cup of beer on Jerry Martin. Because as everybody knows Rowdy Roger loves his Narragansett. Oh and da Wilkes Brothers won da match!

 

Dis match waz good, it got a three and a half teef rating from me for them fighting all over da place.

 

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Then we saw a match between Sky King and Raphael! Dis was a good match as I am a huge fan of Raphael. I know a lot of fans don’t like him but I think he is awesome! Dis was da best match of da night! Both guys did a great job out there!

 

Dis match waz sooo good it gets a five teef rating!

 

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Da new RIPW champion fought next and he took on Brimstone. I don’t know why they even put dis match on da card. Everybody knows Brimstone sucks! I watch PSW all of da time and he lost every week! Well da same thing happened hear.

 

Dis match got a two teef rating!

 

 

Da main event saw Blackjack Robbins take on Kentucky Bill. First off Blackjack is gonna pay for what he did to Too Hot! Anyways, dis match was really good! I don’t know why people shout that Blackjack can’t wrestle! He looked just fine to me, don’t get me wrong I hate da guy but he isa good wrestler. Kentucky Bill ending up beating him and I hope dis win helps Bill in getting another shot at Hollywood Hank. I don’t think it is fair that Hank is making Bill fight all of dese people in order to get a shot at da RIPW title.

 

Dis match got a four and a half teef rating!

 

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Well that be all from me, I hope to see you all at da next RIPW show!

 

 

occ: Well seeing how "fan" blogs seem to be all the rage on these boards, I thought that RIPW's number one fan should get a shot at writing his own blog.

 

And what is great about it is, there was no need to run spell check because this guy is not supposed to be able to spell well.

 

And the Rowdy Roger guy is based off of an actual guy who I used to see at nearly every indy wrestling show in the New England area in the early to mid 1990's. He was not a stupid man like I made this Roger, but he used to yell stuff at the fans all of the time. In fact PJ Walker (aka Justin Incredible) legitimately went after this guy one night because he threw a beer at Justin.

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Oh man this is great, the teeth ("teef") rating is hilarious :D very nice addition to your diary :p

 

And of course RIPW's number one fan would have a man-crush on Raphael :rolleyes:

 

Thank you for the kind words! I did not know if anybody would find that funny. I chose teef because that is how my uncle says the word.:)

 

And of course Roger loves Raphael, notice how he gave Raphael's match a five out of five teef rating.:D

 

Just saw that this passed the 3000 view mark! I would like to thank everyone who has taken the time to read this and get me to that mark.

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Well Collision Course is now in the books and I must say that I was less than impressed at the quality of show that we put on. I understand that this is not the big leagues and many of these wrestlers are young and not very good in the ring. However, I do believe that they should be able to put on a much better show in terms of in ring work and in the promo department.

 

I mean if it is a lack of motivation on the wrestlers part, I am not sure what I can do to get them motivated enough to put on a good show. I get the fact that some of them are a bit depressed that they are not getting over with the crowd. Also, I understand that a lot of them are dismayed that we are not drawing big crowds.

 

However, that is the life of the indy wrestler. You have to work your tail off so that you get the opportunity to perform in front of the big crowds. If you half-ass it down here, people from the big two or going to question your work ethic and will not be apt to hire you to work for them.

 

As far as the actual show goes, people have been asking me why have Donte Dunn lose his first match in the company. My answer to that question is, I have plans for Donte and right now, those plans do not involve him winning many matches. Hopefully, over the next couple of shows, Donte’s role in this company will become clear and the fans will understand why Donte is not going to be winning as much.

 

I really do not have any other post show thoughts. However, I would like to address one more thing before I go. Recently I have read on the internet that people have been complaining about the state of our tag team division.

 

These complaints are very valid, and I would love to talk about the current state of our tag team division. Right now, there really is no tag team division in our company. I would personally love to have a thriving tag team division. However, at this time, we only have four tag teams in our company and that hardly constitutes a tag team division.

 

I am not sure what to do. The company currently does not have the funds to hire more wrestlers to enter into our tag team division. And you really cannot have the same four teams competing over the tag team titles show after show.

 

Therefore at this juncture I and sad to say that the tag team division will remain dormant. That is not to say that tag team wrestling will cease being apart of this company. That is not the case at all; we will still have tag team wrestling. However, we will not be crowning tag team champions anytime soon.

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Here is the current RIPW roster (as of July 25, 2010 real time). This list will be updated as people come in and people leave:

 

 

 

Wrestlers:

 

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Kentucky Bill

Face

Hometown: Wheeling, West Virginia Weight: 230 lbs. Height: 6’0

Entrance Theme:

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=OscarOzymandias.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/OscarOzymandias.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Hollywood Hank

Heel

Hometown: Beverley Hills, California Weight: 167 lbs. Height: 5’10

Entrance Theme:

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=TooHot.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/TooHot.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Too Hot

Face

Hometown: Fargo, North Dakota Weight: 200 Height: 5’11

Entrance Theme: Let Me Clear My Throat by DJ Kool

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=BlackjackRobbins.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/BlackjackRobbins.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Blackjack Robbins

Heel

Hometown: Stone Mountain, Georgia Weight: 290 Height: 6’4

Entrance Theme:

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=FrankieDee.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/FrankieDee.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Kintarō

Heel

Hometown: Toronto, Ontario, Canada Weight: 181 Height: 5’10

Entrance Theme: Michael Meyers’ Halloween Theme Song by John Carpenter

 

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Cowboy Stuart Ferdinand

Heel

Hometown: New Braunfels, Texas Weight: 256 lbs. Height: 6’3

Entrance Theme:

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=DonteDunn.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/DonteDunn.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Donte Dunn

Face

Hometown: Bridgetown, Barbados Weight: 233 Height: 6'1

Entrance Theme: Run This Town by Jay Z featuring Rihanna & Kanye West

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=DuberryExcess.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/DuberryExcess.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Dutch Wilkes

Face

Hometown: Boston, Massachusetts Weight: 205 lbs. Height: 5’9

Entrance Theme:

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=JustinSensitive.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/JustinSensitive.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Justin Sensitive

Heel

Hometown: Boston, Massachusetts Weight: 172 lbs. Height: 5’10

Entrance Theme:

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=Ant-Man.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/Ant-Man.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Johnny Boy

Heel

Hometown: Providence, Rhode Island Weight: 158 lbs. Height: 5’9

Entrance Theme:

 

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Raphael

Face

Hometown: Toronto, Ontario, Canada Weight: 155 lbs. Height: 5’8

Entrance Theme:

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=Jebediah.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/Jebediah.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Jebediah

Face

Hometown: Lancaster County, Pennsylvania Weight: 363 lbs. Height: 6’11

Entrance Theme: Amish Paradise by Weird Al Yankovic

 

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Jerry Martin

Heel

Hometown: Ottawa, Ontario, Canada Weight: 230 lbs. Height: 6’1

Entrance Theme:

 

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Leftie Wilkes

Face

Hometown: Boston Massachusetts Weight: 213 lbs. Height: 5’10

Entrance Theme:

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RunningWolf.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RunningWolf.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Running Wolf

Face

Hometown: Mashantucket, Connecticut Weight: 297 lbs. Height: 6’6

Entrance Theme: Run to the Hills by Iron Maiden

 

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Running Bear

Face

Hometown: Mashantucket, Connecticut Weight: 161 lbs. Height: 5’10

Entrance Theme: Run to the Hills by Iron Maiden

 

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Sky King

Heel

Hometown: Toronto, Ontario, Canada Weight: 159 lbs. Height: 5’9

Entrance Theme: Michael Meyers’ Halloween Theme Song by John Carpenter

 

 

Managers:

 

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Heather B.

Face

Hometown: London, Ontario, Canada

 

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Brian Cash-Man

Heel

Hometown: New York City, New York

Entrance Theme:

 

 

Announcer:

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RobLMiskovsky_alt2.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RobLMiskovsky_alt2.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Rob L Miskovsky

 

Color Commentator:

 

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Mayhem Midden

 

Interviewer:

 

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Sue Danes

 

Referee:

 

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David Poker

 

Owner / Road Agent:

 

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Professor Nero

 

Tag Teams:

 

 

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The Young Braves (Running Bear & Running Wolf)

Entrance Theme: Run to the Hills by Iron Maiden

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=Ant-Man.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/Ant-Man.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=JustinSensitive.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/JustinSensitive.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

The Kings of Federal Hill (Johnny Boy & Justin Sensitive)

Entrance Theme:

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=FrankieDee.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/FrankieDee.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=SkyKing.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/SkyKing.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

Canadian Hit Squad (Kintarō & Sky King)

Entrance Theme: Michael Meyers’ Halloween Theme Song by John Carpenter

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=LeftieWilkes.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/LeftieWilkes.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=DuberryExcess.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/DuberryExcess.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

 

The Wilkes Brothers (Leftie and Dutch)

Entrance Theme:

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End of Days

 

 

<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RobLMiskovsky_alt1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RobLMiskovsky_alt1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> By Rob L. Miskovsky

 

 

 

Well RIPW fans we are going to have one fantastic show for you when we return to Lincoln, Rhode Island at the Twin River Event Center on Saturday, May 15, 2010! The event is going to be called End of Days and we have a stacked card for you fans!

 

On this night, we shall see the rookie Donte Dunn takes on his tag team partner from last month, Jerry Martin! After their match last month Jerry maliciousally and viciousally attacked Donte when Jerry repeatedly hit Donte with his kendo stick. And if it was not for the Wilkes Brothers, who saved Donte from this attack, who knows if, Donte would be able to step in the ring this month. I caught up with Donte and asked him his feelings about this grudge match. He had this to say:

 

“Jerry Martin, you couldn’t leave well enough alone brotha. You had to go and attack me after our match last month. Jerry Martin you are nothing but a damn punk brotha. You wanna attack me while I’m down, that is fine. Come End of Days, well hell that might be da end of your days brotha!”

 

It looks like Jerry is going to have his work cut out with him in his match against Donte. We will also see a match between Blackjack Robbins and Raphael. Now this should be a humdinger of a match as both these guys can put on a great show. I caught up with Blackjack for his thoughts on the match. Blackjack had this to say:

 

“Raphael, I know you are the pretty boy of this promotion. When you come down to the ring, the women swoon. Well me, I aint so pretty...god did not bless me with the best looks. But that is fine because what he did bless me with is the raw power to tear a man’s head clean off of his body.

 

You know your song says I want it that way. Well come End of Days, I want to rip your damn head off!”

 

Talk about aggression issues, Blackjack is not the nicest of people as you can see. Also, RIPW Champion Hollywood Hank shall take on a young man who is on loan to us from the Canadian promotion ACPW, Jayson Van Pelt. Our champion had this to say:

 

“You pitiful peons should realize how horrible the RIPW is. Because there was nobody in your mom and pop company worthy of challenging me for this trinket that you call the RIPW Championship, I had to personally search far and wide for my next challenger. Luckily for you I did, because I would hate to deprive you peons a chance to watch greatness in action!”

 

Wow is he full of himself or what. I guess we will find out of young Mr. Van Pelt has what it takes to beat our RIPW Champion.

 

Well I hope you fans in Rhode Island and the surrounding states can come out to support our show. Because as you can see it is going to be one humdinger of a card!

 

That is it for this month so come on down to the Twin River Event Center in Lincoln, Rhode Island and witness what is sure to be another great RIPW event! The show starts at 8:00 p.m. and doors open at 7:15p.m. So come early and make sure enjoy the show!

 

 

[Faces on the left/Heels on the right.]

 

Kentucky Bill vs. Sky King

 

Donte Dunn vs. Jerry Martin

 

Jebediah vs. Kintaro

 

Raphael vs. Blackjack Robbins

 

RIPW Championship Match:

 

ACPW's Jayson Van Pelt vs. Hollywood Hank ©

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Kentucky Bill vs. Sky King

 

The former champ's gonna have to climb his way back to the championship

 

 

Donte Dunn vs. Jerry Martin

 

I see the Wilkes Brothers waiting in the wings if Martin tries to be hardcore

 

 

Jebediah vs. Kintaro

 

Just because his picture looks cooler

 

Raphael vs. Blackjack Robbins

 

I want it that way

 

RIPW Championship Match:

 

ACPW's Jayson Van Pelt vs. Hollywood Hank ©

 

The RIPW Championship stays in the RIPW

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