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Kentucky Bill vs. Sky King

Glad to see Sky King in this Dynasty even if I am going against him in my prediction.

 

Donte Dunn vs. Jerry Martin

 

Jebediah vs. Kintaro

 

Raphael vs. Blackjack Robbins

 

RIPW Championship Match:

 

ACPW's Jayson Van Pelt vs. Hollywood Hank ©

Jayson is a good wrestler in my opinion but in my opinion the belt should stay on an RIPW guy.

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Kentucky Bill vs. Sky King

I cant see Bill losing this one

Donte Dunn vs. Jerry Martin

Jebediah vs. Kintaro

Raphael vs. Blackjack Robbins

RIPW Championship Match:

 

ACPW's Jayson Van Pelt vs. Hollywood Hank ©

There's no way, just no way Hank's losing this!

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Kentucky Bill vs. Sky King

 

Donte Dunn vs. Jerry Martin

 

Jebediah vs. Kintaro

 

Raphael vs. Blackjack Robbins

 

RIPW Championship Match:

 

ACPW's Jayson Van Pelt vs. Hollywood Hank ©

 

I refuse to give reasons as I had would have to justify predicting a win for Raphael. Ugh.

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When one thinks of the word prima donna, they think of the leading female singer in an opera. They most certainly do not think of a two hundred and ninety pound male wrestler from Stone Mountain, Georgia. Yet that title of prima donna is probably the most apt description of Blackjack Robbins. The man always is complaining about one thing or another. It could be that he does not want to lose to a particular opponent, he wants his own toilet that nobody else is allowed to use, or there were not enough purple Skittles in his personal bowl of candy. If he can think of a reason to complain, he will.

 

Therefore, I was not shocked when right before End of Days was about to start; Blackjack was throwing yet another temper tantrum. It seems that he caught Running Bear eating from his personal bowl of candy. This infuriated Blackjack and he verbally lambasted Running Bear for a good five minutes before threatening to kill Running Bear if he ever caught him near his candy bowl again.

 

To his credit, Running Bear removed himself from the situation, all though he should have not placed himself in the situation in the first place. You see the guys in the back have a sort of competition going where they do things to Blackjack to see who can get him the most pissed off. I was told that Hollywood Hank dared Running Bear to steal some of Blackjack’s candy. That act alone helped him win the competition this month.

 

In a way, I do not blame the guys in the back for doing this to Blackjack. The guy is a jerk to everyone backstage with the exception of Nero. To be honest he is only nice to him because he signs his contract.

 

Anyway, back to the incident at hand. After Running Bear left, Blackjack threw a hissy fit and started to destroy the locker room. By the time I got there, he had caused quite a mess. I told him straight up that, if he had another outburst like this he would be either severely fined or fired.

 

His answer to this was the ever dismissive; “Whatever” he then walked out to his car no doubt to eat the food from craft services that he stole…

 

occ: The show is all ready to be posted. I just have to find enough time to do so. It will be up either today (Wednesday) or Thursday at the latest.
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RIPW End of Days

 

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Saturday, May 15, 2010

Twin River Event Center, Lincoln, Rhode Island

Attendance: 68

Show Rating: E-

 

 

[The show starts with the arena in complete darkness; flash bulbs go off intermittently as we hear a few fans yelling Yankees Suck. The multi-colored house lights come on and they start to move along the arena. The regular house lights come on and we see Rob L. Miskovsky and Mayhem Midden sitting at a table, which is on a stage. The crowd separates the stage from the ring.]

 

 

Rob L. Miskovsky: Hello and welcome wrestling fans to End of Days! We have a hum-dinger of a card for you tonight, as we are coming to you live from Lincoln, Rhode Island! I’m Rob L. Miskovsky and I am standing along side my broadcasting partner Mayhem Midden.

 

Well Mayhem, tonight is going to be a huge night, as the key to tonight is going to be revenge. We will see Donte Dunn taking on the man who brutally attacked him last month in Jerry Martin!

 

 

Mayhem Midden: Oh yeah, dig it! Jerry Martin is the man with the master plan…dig it! Tonight he is going to show the fans why he is the future hardcore icon and Donte Dunn is nothing but a rookie who shouldn’t be competing in an RIPW ring, he should just be setting up the ring.

 

Rob L. Miskovsky: Also tonight, we will see the return of Too Hot! And he has only one thing on his mind and that is revenge!

 

Mayhem Midden: Too Hot is very stupid if he thinks tonight is going to be the night he gets his revenge against Blackjack…dig it! If he goes anywhere near Blackjack, Blackjack will mop the floor with him…oh yeah…dig it!

 

Rob L. Miskovsky: Well I don’t know about that Mayhem…but one thing that I do know is that it is now time for our first match of the night, which is between Kentucky Bill and Sky King. This match is another in a long line of matches that Kentucky Bill has to win in order to receive his rematch against the RIPW Champion Hollywood Hank. Let us go to the ring and see if Bill has what it takes to beat Sky King…

 

 

 

[The eerie theme song to Halloween starts to play over the sound system at the Event Center. A few seconds later Sky King steps out from behind the backstage curtain. Much like last month, the fans only slightly boo him.

 

Sky King stands patiently in the ring waiting for his opponent for the night to come out from the backstage area.]

 

[We next hear a sound bite of Kentucky Bill saying, “Oh my gravy!” right after that American Badass by Kid Rock starts to play over the arena’s sound system and the crowd goes wild! Kentucky Bill soon steps out from behind the backstage curtain and the fans get even louder. Bill slowly makes his way down to the ring slapping the hands of the fans along the way.

 

Bill takes off his infamous Kentucky Wildcats hat and hands it to a little girl sitting in the front row. The little girl looks very happy at receiving such a great gift (Well if you consider a sweaty Kentucky Wildcats hat to be a great gift). Bill finally enters the ring and stands in his corner watching Sky King as the ring announcer makes the introductions for the match.]

 

Match: Kentucky Bill defeated Sky King in 9:53 by pinfall.

Henry Lee’s Thoughts: This was a very good match by RIPW standards. I think it was because both men decided to work their respective butts off to put on an entertaining first match. And really, that is all that I can ever ask out of anybody.

 

Bill has already established himself as the number one fan favorite in this company, so it comes as no surprise to me that he would want to have a great match. Sky King has also impressed me very much as he has put on yet another great match. That is two months in a row that he was put on a match of the night match. I think great things will be in both of these young men’s futures if they keep on performing at this level.

 

Winner: Kentucky Bill

Time: 9:53

Match Rating: E

 

Rob L. Miskovsky: With that win, it looks like Kentucky Bill is one more step closer to working his way back to a match with RIPW Champion Hollywood Hank.

 

Mayhem Midden: Did you just quote a Frankie Valli song?

 

Rob L. Miskovsky: Why yes, I did but it was a Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons song. But I digress…anyway let us now go to our backstage correspondent Sue Danes who is standing by with Jerry Martin in the back. Take it away Sue…

 

[sue is standing in front of a green wall with an RIPW banner draped on it, this month she has on a tight pair of black leather pants and a rather generic gray RIPW t-shirt. Standing next to Sue is Jerry Martin, whose psychotic eyes stare directly into the camera. The grin on his face makes one think he should be in a mental ward heavily sedated and not in an arena.]

 

 

Sue Danes: Thank you very much Rob! Wud up RIPW fans! This is your girl Sue Danes here and at this time, right now I am standing next to Jerry Martin who is set to have a match against his former tag team partner Donte Dunn.

 

Now Jerry, last month you and Donte were tag team partners. You and he lost a match against The Wilkes Brothers and then you like totally attacked poor Donte after the match the match. I guess my question to you is why did you do that dude?

 

[Donte rubs the side of his face much like how Steve Kerr used to rub the side of his face before he would attempt a free throw shot. Finally, the maniacal smile creeps across his face. He pulls a clump of his own hair out with his right hand looks at it for a moment and then tosses it on the floor. He slowly turns his head to face an obviously freaked out Sue Danes.]

 

 

Jerry Martin: Don't know why, there's no sun up in the sky…Stormy weather!

 

Sue Danes: Wh…what?

 

[Jerry just smiles at her for a moment before he starts to speak.]

 

Jerry Martin: There is no rhyme or reason for what I do. Or is there? It might be because I hate the fact that he kept on calling me brotha last month. It could be because he has long smelly dreadlocks. It could be because he did not live up to the pre-match verbal agreement that we made…

 

[sue looks like she would rather be anywhere then interviewing this psychopath.]

 

Sue Danes: Um…like what kind of a verbal agreement did you have with him.

 

[Jerry Martin sighs heavily as if she should know what he is talking about.]

 

Jerry Martin: I told him if he proved through his actions in our match that he was not hardcore, he would get the beating of a lifetime after the match was over with. He proved to me beyond a shadow of a doubt that he was not hardcore…so I beat him for betraying his hardcore oath to me!

 

It felt oh so good to hit him again and again with Deanna…and tonight Deanna will once again inflict damage and pain on his body…

 

[sue now look perplexed as to what this crazy man is talking about.]

 

Sue Danes: Deanna?

 

Jerry Martin: Yes Deanna my kendo stick…

 

[sue looks off camera as if she is told to wrap the interview up.]

 

Sue Danes: Like do you have anything else to say? Cuz I’m being told that the time is up on this interview…

 

Segment Rating: E

 

[Jerry just shakes his head no and walks away. Yes, this was a weird way to end an interview but folks you must remember this is RIPW and time is money on a shoestring budget so even a few minutes over could cost the company a lot of money.

 

We now transition to Professor Nero’s office and we see Too Hot. The crowd pops big time for him. Nero, who is sitting at his desk peers over his glasses and says:]

 

 

Professor Nero: Mr. Evans what can I do for you tonight.

 

[Too Hot is clearly very angry about something.]

 

 

Too Hot: You wanna know what cha can do for Jay Evans. I’ll tell ya what cha can do…put me in the ring with Blackjack Robbins. Let me end his miserable career tonight…

 

[Nero looks at Too Hot and smiles. He then clasps his hands together and lets out a huge sigh.]

 

Professor Nero: Oh Mr. Evans…did you really believe that you were going to get a match with Mr. Robbins tonight? If so you are sadly mistaken and also you are pretty dumb because you are obviously unable to read the email I sent you informing you that you will be wrestling in a tag team bout tonight…

 

[Too Hot grabs Professor Nero by the collar of Nero‘s expensive blue button down shirt.]

 

Too Hot: Look old man…Jay Evans is in no mood for games! I want Blackjack in the ring and I want it to happen tonight!

 

[Nero replies in a clam voice:]

 

Professor Nero: You would be wise to tone down the aggression young man. And you would be wise to not grab me by my collar…that is if you do not want to end up unemployed like the rest of America…

 

[Too Hot lets go of Nero’s shirt. Nero adjusts his collar and then continues to speak.]

 

Professor Nero: Now I am afraid that a match with Blackjack just is not in the works for you tonight. In fact, I really do not see there being a case where it will ever happen. However, like I said if you would have bothered to read the email I sent you, you would have read that tonight you and your tag team partner will take on The Kings of Federal Hill.

 

[Too Hot looks beyond pissed but he is trying to keep his composure.]

 

Too Hot: Okay fine whatever old man…who is my tag team partner tonight?

 

[Nero nods his head to the man standing behind Too Hot. Too Hot turns and sees Brimstone standing behind him.]

 

Too Hot: Come on old man…you can’t be serious…

 

Professor Nero: Oh…I am indeed very serious. And if you call me old man one more time, I will have you fight in a handicap match! Now I would like the two of you to leave my office as I have pressing issues that I need to take care of.

 

Segment Rating: F+

 

[We go back to the announcer’s desk.]

 

Rob L. Miskovsky: Well how about that! Too Hot will not get his revenge tonight…instead he is going to have to team up with Brimstone, of all people, to take on The Kings of Federal Hill! I really don’t get what Professor Nero’s motivation is to set-up such a match.

 

Mayhem Midden: It is his company, so he can do whatever he wants to do…oh yeah…dig it!

 

Rob L. Miskovsky: Well in this commentator’s humble opinion, Too Hot should get his rematch after the savage beaten that Blackjack gave to him two months ago. However, in the land of RIPW my opinion matters not…what does matter is our next match up between Jerry Martin and Donte Dunn.

 

After the heinous and malicious attack by Jerry Martin last month, Donte Dunn is surely going to be looking for retribution. Jerry Martin needs to learn the lesson that he can’t go around beating whomever he wants with his kendo stick. This is a professional wrestling company and not some quote un-quote extreme wrestling promotion. You wanna do that garbage. Taking it down to Pennsylvania where it belongs! Let us go back to ringside for this grudge match…

 

 

[Run This Town by Jay Z featuring Rihanna and Kanye West begins to play over the arena’s sound system and a few seconds later Donte Dunn steps out from behind the backstage curtain smiling. The fans have a very positive reaction to him as he makes his way down to the ring. He slaps the fans hands along the way. He is extremely happy that he has the opportunity to fight in RIPW.

 

Before Donte can get into the ring, he is attacked from behind by Jerry Martin. These two men have a short around the arena brawl before they enter the actual ring to make the match official.]

 

Match: Jerry Martin defeated Donte Dunn in 7:41 by pinfall with a Discus Punch.

 

Henry Lee’s Thoughts: Believe it or not, this match was not all that bad. Both Jerry and Donte did a great job making each other look good out there. And Donte made Jerry bleed which is always a plus for the fans. So good match was had by all and the fans seemed somewhat into it, and really that is all I could ever ask for in a match.

 

A little bit of a side note, I must say that I am very impressed with Donte. This young man has a real good chance to be something in the future. I just hopes that he sticks around RIPW long enough so that we can reap some of that fame.

 

Winner: Jerry Martin

Time: 7:14

Match Rating: E-

 

[The match is over and once again Jerry Martin cannot be satisfied with a victory over Donte Dunn. No the thought of leaving Donte and going back to the locker room could never crosses his deranged mind. Instead he slides outside of the ring and retrieves Deanna. He then brings “her” back inside the ring and begins to him Donte with “her”.]

 

[This does not last very long as once again The Wilkes Brothers come to the aid of Donte and even Jerry Martin, as crazy as he is, will not stand around and try to fight three men at once. Jerry hops the guardrail and runs into the crowd.]

 

[A battered and bruised Donte gets the microphone and says in a rather hoarse voice:]

 

 

Donte Dunn: Jerry Martin, you want to beat me with that Kendo stick brotha! Well I got a challenge for ya brotha…next month I want ya to find two people that will be willing to watch ya back. I don’t care how ya do it brotha…just do it. Because next month my boys the Wilkes Brothers have agreed to fight along side me against you in a six-man tag match.

 

[Jerry just stands in an empty row of seats (Which I sure RIPW management appreciated him doing that, after all he could have stood anywhere near ringside where there were actual paying customers. Instead he chose to stand near the back where there are rows upon rows of empty seats.), and clasp his hands together and nods his head yes like the deranged lunatic that he is.]

 

Donte Dunn: Good brotha see ya next month!

Both Segment Ratings: F

 

[instead of returning to the announcer’s area we are sent back stage where Sue Danes is standing by with The Kings of Federal Hill. She is in the same place as when she interviewed Jerry Martin earlier in the evening.]

 

 

Sue Danes: Okay peoples, I am here with Justin Sensitive and Johnny Boy who will be taking on the team of Brimstone and Too Hot later on tonight. Now guys are you the least bit afraid of Too Hot taking his aggression out of you because he can’t like totally take it out on Blackjack Robbins.

 

 

Justin Sensitive: Forgetabout that baby girl, I think the more important question is why you aint been giving me da time of day. I’ve been hollering at ya for a minute and you walk around all snobby and don’t pay attention to me. So I think da tables should be turned around here and ya should let me ask ya a question…

 

[sue looks highly annoyed as she realizes where this is going.]

 

Sue Danes: Fine what…

 

Justin Sensitive: Baby girl why ya lookin so fine, yet ya have a poor attitude. Usually when I show an interest in a hottie like yourself, the girl would be all over me. Tearing at both my clothes and hers waiting for that sexual healing…know what I’m sayin?

 

[sue places her left hand over her mouth and gags for a moment.]

 

Sue Danes: I just totally threw-up in my mouth thanks to you. Ah you are so gross! Now if you are not going to answer my question I will just ask

Johnny Boy…

 

[Johnny Boy smiles.]

 

 

Johnny Boy: Sure thing sweet cheeks, I’ll answer ya question. We aint tripping over some dude who wears black pajamas and a wanna be gangsta…

 

Justin Sensitive: More like a wanna be wankster…

 

[Justin and Johnny Boy laugh at this comment. While Sue just stands there clearly not amused over the lameness of the joke.]

 

Johnny Boy: Hells to the yeah boy! Look tonight we’re gonna beat them two freaks and then we’re gonna have a post match party on da Hill. And sweet cheeks ya invited to come if ya want. And bring a couple of ya friends with ya…

 

Sue Danes: As if….ew you guys are just totally gross…in fact I am going to have to take a shower after this interview!

 

Justin Sensitive: Mind if I join ya baby girl?

 

[sue looks at Justin with a look of utter disgust on her face.]

 

Sue Danes: Hell no! In fact I have totally like had enough of this crap, this interview is ovah! Back to you Rob…

 

[sue quickly walks off camera and Justin looks at Johnny Boy and says:]

 

Justin Sensitive: Man that girl is uptight…do you think it was something I said?

 

Johnny Boy: Fuggedaboudit bro…when she is ready she’ll se ya charm…

Segment Rating: E-

 

[We now go back to the announcer’s desk where Rob is shaking his head and smiling.]

 

Rob L. Miskovsky: By golly, you can say whatever you want about Johnny and Justin but you cannot say that they are not persistent. I mean when are they going to let poor Sue alone.

 

Mayhem Midden: If they were to go on a winning streak, I think Sue would be more willing to take them up on that shower offer…oh yeah! Dig it!

 

Rob L. Miskovsky: I ah…I am not going to comment on that rather tasteless comment you just made about our fine broadcast colleague Sue. Let us just go back to ringside for our next match…

 

 

[During the interview both Jebediah and Kintaro came out to the ring. So as soon as we go back to ringside the match begins.]

 

Match: Kintaro defeated Jebediah in 7:20 by pinfall after he hit Jebediah with a Shinanju Kick.

 

Henry Lee’s Thoughts: Wow this match was awful, there are now two ways about it. I know I have said in the past that I do not like to trash my workers in ring work. However, for this match I think I shall throw that rule out the window.

 

I really don’t blame Kintaro for the poor quality in this match. After all there is only so much one can do when facing a green worker. Now I like Jebediah, I really do, he is a nice polite guy. However, facts are facts and the fact of the matter is this guy stinks in the ring. I was hoping that there would be some improvement from him. It just does not seem to be the case.

 

All I know is this match was the very definition of a bathroom break match. As there was a mass exodus towards the bathrooms while this match was going on. I think I am going to have to get someone to work one-on-one with Jebediah and hopefully with time his skill will improve.

 

Winner: Kintaro

Time: 7:20

Match Rating: F+

 

Rob L. Miskovsky: Well that was a good victory by Kintaro there. However, one has to question why he is not teaming with his tag team partner more often.

 

Mayhem Midden: They will team when they need to team…dig it!

 

Rob L. Miskovsky: That is your only insight on that topic.

 

[Mayhem nods his head. Rob rolls his eyes and says:]

 

Rob L. Miskovsky: Well okay then …speaking of tag team matches our next match is a tag team match that was set-up by RIPW owner Professor Nero. In this next match we shall see the team of Too Hot and Brimstone taking on The Kings of Federal Hill. This should be a good match even if it is not the match that Too Hot wanted earlier in the night. Well let us go down to the ring for our next match…

 

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The Kings of Federal Hill vs. Brimstone & Too Hot

 

[Volare by Dean Martin starts to play over the arena‘s sound system. A few seconds later The Kings of Federal Hill step out from behind the backstage curtain. They are immediately greeted with boos as they make their way down to the ring. A chant of, “You are Guidos!” begin as the two men make their way down to the ring.

 

When they get into the ring Johnny Boy gives the under the chin salute to the crowd. He then grabs the microphone from the announcer and says.]

 

Johnny Boy: I want each and everyone of youz trailer part trash to shud da hell up! It is very disrespectful to call two fine young upstanding Italian-American men such as me and Justin, Gudios! If youz were to come to da Hill and say that…well fuggedaboudit. We would beat youz down like Chazz Palminteri did to dem dirty bikers in A Bronx Tale!

 

It aint now wonder why Joseph Colombo set-up the Italian-American Civil Rights League! It was cuz of people like youz who shout hateful, disrespectful things towards Italian-Americans!”

 

[Johnny Boy hands the microphone back to the ring announcer. Shortly after that, the lights go out and a spotlight shines on the backstage curtain. A moment later, Let Me Clear My Throat by DJ Kool starts to play and out from behind the backstage curtain comes Too Hot followed by Brimstone. Too Hot is sans microphone this month and he looks all business as he makes his way to the ring.

 

The crowd still pops huge for him and a chant of, “Welcome back Too Hot, welcome back!” can be heard throughout the arena. As for Brimstone…well I highly doubt that anybody even notices he is in this match.]

 

Match: Brimstone and Too Hot defeated The Kings of Federal Hill in 10:59 by disqualification when Blackjack attacked Brimstone.

 

Henry Lee’s Thoughts: Well this match was not that bad, which is a welcome respite from the in-ring crap that we have on our shows on a monthly basis. Heck even Brimstone held his own in this match which was a very pleasant surprise. The one thing that was lacking was the interest from the crowd. There were plenty of boring catcalls whenever Brimstone was in the ring. In fact the only time the crowd ever reacted was when Too Hot was tagged in. I guess the silver lining in this match is that Too Hot is really over with the crowd which is great for us because that means that Kentucky Bill isn’t the only draw on our roster.

 

Winners by disqualification: Brimstone and Too Hot

Time: 10:59

Match Rating: E-

 

[before the match finished, Blackjack charged the ring and destroyed Too Hot‘s partner with a painful spear. This was done while Too Hot was on the receiving end of a beat down from Johnny Boy and Justin. After utterly destroying Brimstone, Blackjack turns his focus on a downed Too Hot. He tells The Kings of Federal Hill to leave the ring, which they do.

 

This leaves just Too Hot and Blackjack in the ring. Blackjack proceeds to stomp on Too Hot who is still laying down on the mat. Blackjack then picks up the lifeless body of Too Hot and slams him hard onto the mat. It is at this point that various backstage personnel come to the aid of Too Hot (including some EMT‘s). Satisfied with the damage he has done, Blackjack leaves the ring and walks over to where the ring announcer is sitting. He grabs the microphone from the ring announcer and says:]

 

Blackjack Robbins: I thought you were gonna beat me to a bloody pulp! I thought you were gonna retire me! I thought you were gonna put me in a wheelchair! Well I guess you thought wrong son! Have a nice stay in the hospital tonight…

 

[blackjack throws the microphone to the arena‘s floor and walks back to the backstage area.]

 

Segment Rating: F+

 

Rob L. Miskovsky: Not one damn action surprises me from that scuzzball Blackjack Robbins! That man is nothing but an animal who should not be allowed in an RIPW ring! He disgusts me…

 

Mayhem Midden: Why? He did what he had to do…dig it! You heard what Too Hot said last month. He said he was going to put Blackjack in a wheelchair, that he wanted to end Blackjack’s career. So what would you expect Blackjack to do?

 

He did what he felt was necessary to protect himself and I aint gonna fault a guy for that…dig it!

 

Rob L. Miskovsky: But why did he have to Pearl Harbor Too Hot? Why couldn’t he be man enough to face Too Hot one-on-one in the ring?

 

Mayhem Midden: Because the man that signs our checks does not want that match to happen. So it aint gonna happen…oh yeah…dig it!

 

Rob L. Miskovsky: Well I for one am ashamed that a piece of swill like Blackjack Robbins can attack Too Hot without any repercussions. Blackjack should be suspended from this company, not rewarded!

 

Anyway let us talk about our next match which will be between Hollywood Hank the current RIPW Champion and Jayson Van Pelt who is one of the top wrestler’s in All Canadian Pro Wrestling. Mayhem what are your thoughts on this match?

 

Mayhem Midden: Well first off all it is All Canada Pro Wrestling not All Canadian Pro Wrestling…oh yeah…dig it! And secondly, well I don’t think Jay Van Pelt aint got much of a chance against a world class athlete such as Hollywood Hank…oh yeah…dig it!

 

Rob L. Miskovsky: Well we are about to find out in a moment if young Jayson Van Pelt has what it takes to become the new RIPW Champion…

 

For the RIPW Championship:

 

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Jayson Van Pelt vs. Hollywood Hank

 

[Jayson Van Pelt is already standing in the ring, having come down to the ring while the announcers were talking. The lights in the arena go down and a spotlight shines on the backstage curtain. Simply the Best by Tina Turner begins to play as the RIPW Champion Hollywood Hank steps out from behind the backstage curtain. Conspicuous by his absence is Brian Cash-Man; one has to wonder why he is not here this month.

 

Hank gets pelted by various forms of garbage, he does not let this phase him one bit. When he gets in front of Rowdy Roger he pushes his sunglasses down on the bridge of his nose. He looks at Rowdy Roger for a moment before laughing at Roger and then he entering the ring. This annoys Roger to no extent and he starts to yell various obscenities at Hank.

 

Upon entering the ring, Hank walks over to the ring announcer and takes the microphone from the ring announcer. He then looks out at the crowd and says:]

 

Hollywood Hank: Silence you pitiful peons! When an athlete of my caliber speaks you should all shut up and listen to what I have to say!

 

[The crowd is yelling various stuff at the RIPW Champion. However, not one chant is dominate. Hank just stands in the center of the ring for a moment basking in the jeers of the crowd.]

 

Hollywood Hank: Now most of you pitiful peons must be wondering where Brian Cash-Man is this month. Well he is out scouting for potential teammates for me and he will be back next month. Now onto the matter at hand.

 

Tonight my challenge comes from that cesspool of a country called Canada. If there is one group of people I hate more than Rhode Islanders it is those bear shagging Canadians!

 

[This statement does not go over well with the crowd as there are a few fans in the crowd that have Canadian ancestry. Hank once again basks in the boos of the crowd, seemingly growing even more happy upon every boo.]

 

Hollywood Hank: Okay Mr. Van Pelt tonight is your night to taste some glory in the States…eh. You see Mr. Van Pelt I am a-boot to kick your ass tonight. One thing that is good for you is the experience of fighting in front of a crowd of actual people…for lack of a better term. I know up in Canada you usually fight in front of geese, elk, and lumberjacks…

 

[Jayson Van Pelt does not seem to like what was just said to him and he goes right at Hollywood Hank. The bell rings and the match begins. Referee David Poker did not even have a chance to give his championship fight instructions.]

 

Match: Hollywood Hank defeated Jayson Van Pelt in 11:49 by pinfall while using the ropes for leverage. Hollywood Hank makes defense number 2 of his RIPW Championship title.

 

Henry Lee’s Thoughts: We recently signed an agreement with All Canada Pro Wrestling, so every couple of months or so their wrestlers will be showing up on our cards. This agreement is very mutually beneficial for both companies as it will give our workers exposure in Canada and it will give their workers exposure in America. I brought Jayson Van Pelt in because I felt that he would be able to put on a decent match for our standards.

 

And I must say that he did not disappoint. Hank and Jayson put on a really good match and the fans seemed to be into it even though most of them had no clue as to who Jay Van Pelt is. I think that it is not out of the realm of possibility that Mr. Van Pelt may be showing up on more RIPW shows in the future.

 

Winner and still RIPW Champion: Hollywood Hank

Time: 11:49

Match Rating: E

 

Rob L. Miskovsky: Well despite a valid effort from the youngster, Hollywood Hank has retained his RIPW Championship. All though I will point out that he had to put his feet on the ropes to gain the victory.

 

Mayhem Midden: Hey he never claimed that he was above exploiting anything that could get him a victory. He did what he needed to do to retain his championship…oh yeah…dig it!

 

Rob L. Miskovsky: A real champion does not need to cheat. They use their ability to win. I guess that is neither here nor there because Hollywood Hank is walking out of the building tonight with the championship gold.

 

Okay it is now time for our main event, which is between Blackjack Robbins and Raphael. This match was made by Professor Nero instead of a Too Hot versus Blackjack Robbins match. Mr. Nero does not think that Too Hot has the right to get his revenge against his attacker.

 

Mayhem Midden: It is Mr. Nero’s company and he can run it as he sees fit. Just because Blackjack Robbins put Too Hot on the shelf for a month does not mean that Too Hot deserves to get his revenge right away, if at all. I agree with Mr. Nero’s decision…oh yeah…dig it!

 

Rob L. Miskovsky: Well let us go back to the ring for our main event.

 

 

[i Want It That Way by The Backstreet Boys starts to play over the arena‘s sound system and much like every other month the fans, who are mostly male, start to boo rather loudly.

 

Raphael has a wireless headset microphone on and he sings along with the Backstreet Boys as he makes his way down to the ring. The fans boo even more loudly as Raphael has a god-awful voice. Raphael tries to get the fans to slap his hands as he makes his way down to the ring. However, most fans just pull away and want nothing to do with him. A young girl is the crowd is seen crying, one does not know if she is crying because she loves Raphael or if she just wants his singing to stop.

 

Raphael high fives his biggest fan Rowdy Roger, who is seen dancing in the front row with a huge smile on, is face, his stomach jiggling back and forth. Raphael then enters the ring, takes off his wireless headset microphone, and hands it to the ring attendant.]

 

[Renegade by Styx starts to play over the arena‘s sound system and a, “You can’t wrestle.” chant starts up as the fans no full well who is about to come out from behind the backstage curtain and a few moments later Blackjack Robbins does indeed step out from behind the backstage curtain. Upon seeing Blackjack, the crowd starts to boo rather loudly. Blackjack pays no attention to what the fans are saying to him. Instead he slowly walks down the aisle, his eyes fixated on his opponent. He enters the ring and stares at his opponent with an animalistic fury.]

 

Match: Blackjack Robbins defeated Raphael in 7:17 by pinfall with a Leaping Side Suplex.

 

Henry Lee’s Thoughts: Have I told you all how impressive Raphael’s work is? This kid managed to get a pretty good match out of Blackjack Robbins of all people! Color me surprised that he could pull this off. Despite the fact that in terms of our matches this was pretty good the fans crapped all over this match.

 

Mainly because both men are not liked by the fans, despite the fact that one is being pushed as a fan favorite. There were a lot of “Boring” cat calls during the match, and a lot of “You can’t wrestle” cat calls being directed at Robbins. Something is going to have to be done with Blackjack and soon, as not only does he stink in the ring, his cardio is so poor that he is unable to wrestle in long matches, and he is public enemy number one to the other wrestlers backstage. Something tells me come contract time, he may no longer be a member of our roster.

 

Winner: Blackjack Robbins

Time: 7:17

Match Rating: E

 

[The match ends and we see Too Hot come out from behind the backstage curtain. Before Too Hot can get to the ring he is surrounded by a sea of RIPW security and backstage workers, who separate him from Blackjack. Blackjack just stands at ringside pointing and laughing at Too Hot as he is being escorted out of the building by RIPW security.]

 

Rob L. Miskovsky: Well fans something tells me that Blackjack Robbins will not be laughing once Too Hot finally get his hands on him.

 

I hoped you all enjoyed the show tonight! For my broadcast partner Mayhem Midden, I’m Rob L. Miskovsky wishing you all a good night!

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Once again I would just like to thank everyone that has taken the time to predict and post in this diary.

 

Here are the results for this show:

 

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I am no longer going to do the winner of the month gets to ask a Superstar a question, as the winners never ask.:D Therefore, Taker, Jingo, and eayragt if you want you can choose to do one of the following.

 

A.) Name the next event

 

B.) Name one of Jerry Martin's tag team partners who will team with him in the six-man match against The Wilkes Brothers and Donte Dunn. They can either be apart of the current RIPW roster or they can be someone who is not (If they are not I will try and sign them even if it is for one show).

 

C.) You can decide the stipulation for the Six-Man tag match.

 

D.) You can still ask a question of anyone on the current RIPW roster.

 

Note: If all three of you decide to take me up on any of these offers, and you all pick the same option. I shall take the first suggestion for A,C, and D. And for B I shall take the first two suggestions. I will then inform the person that PM me third and they can pick whatever option they want.

 

 

Just to explain some stuff on this show:

 

The Kintaro/Jebediah match was added at the last minute as I had five minutes left over. I shaved two minutes off of the Donte/Jerry match and gave it to this match. Jeb has not been featured on the main show in a while and so I decided to give him this match.

 

Blackjack got the win against Raphael because he is still a Main Event wrestler and I do not often have a main eventer lose to an upper midcarder. All though in this promotion the popularity between the highest main eventer (Hollywood Hank) and the lowest member of the roster popularity wise (Running Bear) is not that much.

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<p>Got a quick question for anyone that wants to reply:</p><p> </p><p>

Should I fire or keep Brimstone? </p><p> </p><p>

I am on the fence with him, I bought him in as a jobber but he is actually an Upper-Midcarder in the promotion. I have no plans to do anything with him but if enough people want him kept around I am sure I can think of something to do with him.</p><p> </p><p>

So either PM what you think or post in here. Thank you.</p>

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<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="BHK1978" data-cite="BHK1978" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="27878" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Should I fire or keep Brimstone? <p> </p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Only if he's got a downside.</p><p> </p><p> On his contract. Not that he's awful in the ring and a danger to your roster.</p>
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Sue’ Superstar of the Month!

 

 

Sue Danes: Wud up RIPW fans! It’s your girl Sue Danes here and it is that time of the month again, you know when I interview an RIPW superstar! My guest this month is Raphael! Come on in Raphael…

 

[This interview appears to be taking place after the show because Raphael is in his street clothes when he walks on screen.]

 

Sue Danes: Well tonight was not your night Raphael as you lost to Blackjack Robbins. How are ya feelin right now?

 

 

Raphael: Well Sue, I going to be honest with you my body is sore all over. You know the fans in the crowd my chant, “You can’t wrestle!” at Blackjack. But let me tell you he can wrestle that guy has the strength of an ox!

 

Sue Danes: Speaking of the fans…you like totally do not get the best reaction from the fans when you wrestle. How does that feel?

 

Raphael: To be honest with you Sue, I am used to it. Look, the fans choose who they want to cheer and who they want to jeer. That is their right, and all I can do is go out to the ring put on a good show for them and not cheat.

 

Sue Danes: Would you consider yourself to be a good role model?

 

Raphael: Yeah, I mean I never cheat, I never cuss, and I never drink or do drugs. So I would say I make a good role model.

Sue Danes: Cool beans. Well it is now time for our question of the month from RIPW.com. This month’s question come from Carly from Fall River, Massachusetts! Her question for you is, “Hey Raphael! I hope Sue can ask my question because OMG you are so hawt! My question is do you feel that the male fans boo you cuz they are totally jealous of you? After all, you are so hawt, and I think that is why they hate on you! Hearts and kisses Carly!”

 

[Raphael blushes he then smiles looks at Sue for a moment before looking back into the camera.]

 

Raphael: I’m not sure why any fans boo me. Could it be jealously of me? No, I don’t think so… like I said before, I think the fans are gonna boo who they want to boo and I am fine with that.

 

Sue Danes: Okay one more question Raphael if you don’t mind. If you were to choose anybody on the RIPW roster to form a tag team with who would it be and why?

 

[Raphael stands there for a moment thinking over the question.]

 

Raphael: Hmm…that is a very good question…I think I would really like to work with Too Hot. I like the way he hypes up the crowd when he comes down to the ring, I try to do that myself but sadly when I do it I am met with nothing but boos…

 

Sue Danes: Totally cool, well that is all for this month, I would like to thank Raphael for joining me this month. Also, I hope you all tune in next month when I interview my next superstar of the month. Until then, this is Sue Danes wishing that each and everyone of you have a kick ass month! See you all laters!

 

[sue blows a kiss at the camera and Raphael just stands next to her with a rather awkward smile on his face while he stares directly at the camera.]

occ: And with that I have my 3,000th post on this website. I feel like Pete Rose!

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Seriously, I am not sure if it is a good thing that I am not sitting on 3,000 posts or a very sad thing. Either way I have it now so I must embrace it.:D

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To be honest I would probably get rid of him, there is no real reason to keep someone on the roster who is going to be dead weight and that you don't plan on utilizing in any way.

 

if you can afford to keep him as an upper mid-card jobber, why not?

 

Only if he's got a downside.

 

On his contract. Not that he's awful in the ring and a danger to your roster.

 

I think I will be keeping Brimstone for at least another three shows. Yeah he sucks in ring wise but so doesn't the vast majority of my roster. Will he be featured in any way, shape, or form?

 

Probably not but he can always be used as a jobber.:D And thank you Taker, michgcs, and eayragt for the feedback!

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Hey ya wrestling fans its RIPW’s number one fan Rowdy Roger! Okay dis is dis month’s review of da last RIPW show which waz called End of Days.

 

Da first match of da night waz between good old Kentucky Bill and da Sky King. Dis match waz good, I gotta admit that da Sky Kings music creeps me out a bit. I saw Halloween back in da 70’s and it scared old Roger a lot!

 

Anyways as I waz saying dis match waz good and Bill ending up beating Sky King. Dat means dat Bill is one step closer to fighting Hollyweird Hank. Hollyweird Hank is such a baby for not wanting to fight Bill.

 

Dis match got a three teef rating.

 

 

Da next match waz between Jerry Martin and dat new fellow. I didn’t see much of dis match cuz I had been drinking a few Narragansetts during da last match. So I had to go to da little boys room during dis match. My wife always tells me not to drink so much, but old Roger loves his Narragansetts. Anyways what I saw of dis match I liked.

 

Dis match waz good nough for a three teef rating.

 

 

Da next match waz between da Sky Kings partner, ya know the dude with da weird name. Anyways he waz taking on da Amish fellow. Da Amish guy is huge in person, he reminds me when I went down to Hershey Park with da wife and kids. Dere waz a lot of Amish people down dere. They look so funny in da way they dress. They look like they jumped out of a history book.

 

Dis match waz bad! I found myself dozing off during it. I don’t know why but I don’t care about either one of these guys.

 

Dis match waz good nough for a half a teef rating.

 

 

We then saw da Kings of Federal Hill taking on Too Hot and Brimstone. First of all why didn’t Too Hot come out rapping? I waz really liking when he does dat cuz it gets the crowd going. And why won’t Nero let Too Hot fight Blackjack Robbins? This is complete and utter bull poop! And why waz Brimstone of all people Too Hots partner?

 

Dis match had to much stuff dat I did not like. Also I don’t think Justin and Johnny Boy are really from da Hill. I mean I don’t think Justin is even an I-talian, cuz last yeah he waz not acting like dis when he waz teaming with Raphael.

 

Cuz of all da things I didn’t like about dis match I’m gonna give it a one and a half teef rating.

 

 

 

Da next match waz between Hollyweird Hank and some guy I aint ever heard of from Canada. My wifes family is from Canada and we go up to London were they live once a year. It is really nice up dere.

 

Dis match waz not all dat great though, it gets a two teef rating.

 

 

Da main event waz between the bestest wrestler in da world Raphael and Blackjack Robbins. What waz super cool waz that Raphael high fived me before he got in da ring! Now dat waz cool!

 

As for da match, well I thought it waz great. But some fans didn’t agree and they were chanting boring during da match. I guess everyone thinks about things kind differently.

 

In fact dis match waz soooo good it gets a five teef rating!

 

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Well that be all from me, I hope to see you all at da next RIPW show!

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oh man, they die so young :eek:

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The following video is from RIPW.com

 

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[The video comes on and we see what looks like the locker room floor (we cannot tell because the camera is out of focus). The camera starts to shake and finally we see Johnny Boy who is not in focus. We then hear Justin Sensitive’s voice (he is the one who is hold the camera).]

 

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Justin Sensitive: See dude I know how to run a camera right.

 

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Johnny Boy: But am I in focus bro?

 

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Justin Sensitive: Son of a…

 

[The image on the screen is now in perfect focus, and we now see Johnny Boy in a locker room. He is a smirk on his face; he is wearing a wife beater t-shirt, black sweat pants, his sunglasses, and enough gold around his neck to make Mr. T jealous.]

 

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Johnny Boy: So is da camera is in focus now bro?

 

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Justin Sensitive: Ah…yeah bro it’s all good.

 

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Johnny Boy: Good! Ladies and gentlemen, we be here in da locker room of those Indians. Dude pan da room with da camera…

 

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Justin Sensitive: Pan...what da hell does dat mean bro?

 

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Johnny Boy: Move da camera back and forth bro…

 

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Justin Sensitive: Oh…okay my bad, I aint used to your fancy New England Tech talk…

 

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Johnny Boy: Fuggedaboudit bro, just move da camera back and forth…

 

[Justin complies and pans the camera so we the viewers can see the entire locker room area. He then pans back to Johnny Boy.]

 

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Johnny Boy: Now people might be wondering why we are here in da Indians’ locker room. We’re here cuz we don’t like you Indians. We don’t like how ya smell like horse crap; we don’t like how youz are going around drinking all of our alcohol…

 

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Justin Sensitive: Ooh! Ooh! I got a good one, we hate dem cuz they are always trying to kill John Wayne and he is a real American hero…

 

[Johnny looks quickly at Justin shakes his head and continues speaking.]

 

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Johnny Boy: But the one thing that really makes us hate ya is because you and ya people are building all of these casinos. You aint got know right involving yourselves in dat business. Da casino gaming industry has long been da business of honest businessmen such as my Uncle Tony. Now youz Indians come along and starting building all of these casinos and respectable businessmen like my Uncle Tony are left without a cut of the action…I mean without a job.

 

Now as youz Indians know, my friend and I are men of respect and honor. We live by a code, and if youz or your people wanna do harm to members of our family…well we gotta take matters into our own hands. Open up da locker dude…

 

[Justin puts the camera down and all we can see is a pair of legs walking towards a locker. The legs belong to Justin, who opens up the locker and pulls out a Native American Headdress. We see Justin‘s arms hand the headdress over to Johnny Boy.

 

Justin picks up the camera and starts filming Johnny Boy again. Johnny Boy has put the headdress on and begins mocking The Young Braves by talking in a stereotypical old time Hollywood Indian voice.]

 

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Johnny Boy: How my name is Chief Jobs A Lot and I am one half of da Young Braves. Many moons ago I started to lose matches in RIPW. I am very familiar with da stars because I see dem often when I lose matches. Before each RIPW show I stand outside and scalp tickets.

 

[Johnny Boy removes the headdress and throws it in the garbage, he then looks at the camera with a very sadistic smile.]

 

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Johnny Boy: You know what bro? Fuggedaboudit…I think that stupid thing gave me lice or something, cuz my head is itching right now…You got da lighter?

 

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Justin Sensitive: Hells to the yeah!

 

[Justin tosses a lighter over to Johnny Boy, we know this because we see an arm toss a lighter over to Johnny Boy. Johnny Boy walks over to a locker and opens it up and get some lighter fluid out of it. He then take said lighter fluid and pours it on the headdress which is in the garbage can. Finally, he proceeds to light the headdress with the lighter. Both he and Justin start laughing at the site of the burning headdress in the garbage bin.]

 

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Johnny Boy: Ya see dis is what ya get when ya mess with Uncle Tony’s line of work. Come next month when we face youz in da ring…well lets just say that June is a perfect month to go swimming with da fishes…

 

[The clip ends with Johnny and Justin laughing at what they have just done.]

 

occ: Yes I know a lot of people dislike the pictures being posted everytime someone speaks format. However, as a reader I know I do not like looking at a huge wall of text. Therefore, I use these pictures to break up the wall of text much like I do here for my other diary on this board. Which by the way just celebrated its one year anniversary on the board (hey if I can't cheap plug my other diary in this thread where else can I do it).

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