Zergon Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 I think I would have some Jay B stuff this time now that he´s champ and all. Joey Beauchamp & UK Dragon vs. Jeffrey McPeterson & Geordie Jimmy Morris Even though Joey likely won´t trust Dragon I still don´t see them losing to Morris. JD Morgan vs. Sewer Crocodile Hard one but Crocodile seems to be getting a push while it´s still too early to say much about Morgan Double Dutch © vs. Victor Hugo Too early for a title change TNG vs. The Hooligans I do like London and Celtic more but I don´t see them going over established team like TNG yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
20LEgend Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Joey Beauchamp & UK Dragon vs. Jeffrey McPeterson & Geordie Jimmy Morris Unlikely partners are still much better JD Morgan vs. Sewer Crocodile Sewer Croc is better than Borin' Morgan (who I atually quite like ) Double Dutch © vs. Victor Hugo I like Dutch and to retain is the safe option most of the time. TNG vs. The Hooligans Not near TNG's level Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rathen4 Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Joey Beauchamp & UK Dragon vs. Jeffrey McPeterson & Geordie Jimmy Morris JD Morgan vs. Sewer Crocodile Double Dutch © vs. Victor Hugo TNG vs. The Hooligans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boltinho Posted August 5, 2011 Author Share Posted August 5, 2011 I think I would have some Jay B stuff this time now that he´s champ and all. I think I would have some Jay B stuff this time now that he´s champ and all. I went for a bit of a generic group t-shirt rather than Jay. Hope you don’t mind. http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/7192/waveofviolencetshirt3.jpg The next show will be going up tonight if anyone else wants to get involved with the chance to win such amazing stuff. One of the three new workers on the roster will be showing his face... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boltinho Posted August 5, 2011 Author Share Posted August 5, 2011 HIW TV http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/1520/hiwtvlogo.jpg Wednesday Week 2 February 2006 Attendance: 2,000 http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/7529/hiwf.jpg http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/8106/thefearsomebunsen.jpg The Fearsome Bunsen introduces tonight’s show: “Awesome news this week everybody. HIW have been nominated for a prize. It’s not my next Nobel Prize. Or even my next Ignobel prize. (And I’ve got a lot more of them). It’s not even anything to do with the UK Cosplay awards which I’m sure you know I’m involved with… “HIW have been nominated for a GDS diary award. I’ve no idea what that is but thanks to all you fans who do. “Meanwhile back here we’ve got more action than you can shake a test-tube at. The tag race is really hotting up, Joey and UK Dragon are working together and Sergei Kalashnov seems back to his wily ways. On with the show!” C+ http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/7529/hiwf.jpg Double Dutch (Ruud van Anger & Frank de Pain) enter the ring to the fans applause carrying their tag titles. The two young Europeans seem disconsolate though: Ruud “Hello English fansh! We’re ash alwaysh very pleashed to be here in London.” Frank “Unfortunately it sheems not everyone sharesh our joy.” “Lasht week someone entered our dresshing room and took something very dear to ush.” “It wash our pornography. Ash liberated Europeans we’re very open about shex and we don’t want to be embarrasshed.” “Where we come from itsh nothing to be ashamed of.” “We jusht want it back. If whoever it wash putsh our magazines back in our locker room we’ll shay no more.” “but if they don’t we might have shome extra pent up frushtration. And we’ll take it out on you.” D+ Double Dutch (Ruud van Anger & Frank de Pain) © vs. Victor Hugo (Victor Rodriguez & Hugo Lopes) for the HIW tag titles http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/5366/ruudvananger1.jpghttp://img199.imageshack.us/img199/2843/frankdepain1.jpghttp://img808.imageshack.us/img808/2392/versus2.jpghttp://img269.imageshack.us/img269/1802/victorrodriguez.jpghttp://img6.imageshack.us/img6/7886/hugolopes.jpg In a match that had some good action and average heat, Victor Hugo drew with Double Dutch in 9:15 when the match descended into chaos after Leigh Burton and Ricky Storm became involved. * Victor Rodriguez looked very strong here as the biggest man in the ring * The Dutch were holding their own against the experienced Victor Hugo… * …When Leigh and Ricky came to the ring waving dirty mags at the Dutch boys. The match devolved into a riot from there and the ref was forced to DQ everyone D+ http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/7529/hiwf.jpg http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/8214/blakebelushialt1jt.jpg Blake Belushi is seen on the big screen in his dressing room: Blake “G’day everyone. I’ve been over here for quite a while now. Rick and I came over to try and make it big but it really hasn’t happened. We didn’t win many matches together and poor Rick had to fly home when he ran out of money. “The weather’s crap, you can’t surf in the Thames (I’ve tried) and the only real job I’ve found is working in a pub in Earl’s Court. I’m here tonight to tell you all I’m packing it in…” The big Australian breaks off as someone enters his dressing room. ?? “Not so fast mate. You want to get out of here? You talk to me.” http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/1392/thvancesturt.jpg D http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/7529/hiwf.jpg http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/205/darrenwhiteanarchist.jpg Anarchy also appears on the screen in his usual dingy basement. “Once again my associates and I have received a chance to strike at the very heart of civilization through wrestling. “You may have noticed the last week or two that I have some new friends. I’d like to introduce them tonight.” As he speaks the two football fans file into the ring. One is in a Millwall shirt and the other is wearing Celtic colours. http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/3222/daveylondonjhd.jpghttp://img225.imageshack.us/img225/962/daveyceltic2.jpg “I spotted the two Daveys in a documentary about football violence. They are both convicted rioters with a history of destruction and casual mutilation. Who better to join my crusade for lawlessness?” C+ TNG (Adam Matravers & Petey Barnes) vs. The Hooligans (Davey Celtic & Davey London) http://a.imageshack.us/img96/9586/adammatravers.jpghttp://a.imageshack.us/img714/7719/peteybarnes.jpghttp://img808.imageshack.us/img808/2392/versus2.jpghttp://img64.imageshack.us/img64/3222/daveylondonjhd.jpghttp://img225.imageshack.us/img225/962/daveyceltic2.jpg In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, TNG defeated The Hooligans in 6:51 when Adam Matravers defeated Davey London by pinfall with a Tomorrow. * This match spills out of the ring as The Hooligans show no respect for the rules at all. They’re clearly fighters not wrestlers. * Unfortunately it’s the lack of knowledge that helps TNG take control as the ref backs them on things like ripe-touching, closed hand strikes and whatnot. * Petey and Adam combine for a double-team move once Davey London is confused by being whipped several times D+ http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/7529/hiwf.jpg http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/6379/maratkhoklovalt2jt.jpg Marat Khoklov is seen in his dressing room. It’s basically covered in furs with a fire built in the middle of the floor as the Russian Bear strips meat from a chicken carcass. There’s a knock on the door and Marat opens it to find a box. Khoklov opens it to find a large bottle of vodka which he promptly opens and proceeds to swig from. The door closes and Sergei Kalashnov is seen looking very pleased with himself in the corridor. http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/5420/sergeikalashnovalt.jpg C http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/7529/hiwf.jpg http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/8825/joeybeauchamp3.jpghttp://img694.imageshack.us/img694/48/ukdragonalt1jt.jpg UK Dragon & Joey Beauchamp enter the ring together Dragon “Papa Shango. It’s time to show your face and give up all the cheap parlour tricks.” Joey “We’ve got a proposal for you that you’ll want to hear.” Nothing happens. No sudden manifestations. Dragon “We’ve both had enough of being used and tricked. You can either have it out with us like a man…” “…or my favourite option; we exorcise your voodoo from this ring. You think you can do magic? How about you try to fend off a priest?” “I may disagree with methods with Joey but he’s right. We’ll give you one more chance to come and fight like a man.” The lights do dim to leave only some candles lighting the backstage entrance. Everyone stares at the doorway… And are as surprised as Joey and Dragon when two blank-faced shapes attack them from behind! http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/8756/jefferymcpetersonalt1.jpghttp://img69.imageshack.us/img69/8616/geordiejimmymorris2.jpg It’s Geordie Jimmy and Jeff McPeterson but now everyone can see the signs. The two brawlers have no facial expression and move jerkily. Almost like they’re being controlled… Regardless the ref rings the bell for the start of a match. C Joey Beauchamp & UK Dragon vs. Jeffrey McPeterson & Geordie Jimmy Morris http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/8825/joeybeauchamp3.jpghttp://img694.imageshack.us/img694/48/ukdragonalt1jt.jpghttp://img808.imageshack.us/img808/2392/versus2.jpghttp://img109.imageshack.us/img109/8756/jefferymcpetersonalt1.jpghttp://img69.imageshack.us/img69/8616/geordiejimmymorris2.jpg In a match that had some good action and average heat, Joey Beauchamp and UK Dragon defeated Geordie Jimmy Morris and Jeffery McPeterson in 13:47 when UK Dragon defeated Jeffery McPeterson by pinfall with a Dragon Drop. During the match we also saw Papa Shango distract UK Dragon, and also attack Joey Beauchamp. * Jeff and Jimmy appear to be feeling no pain and keep coming and coming at Joey and Dragon. Jeffery in particular is a machine and dominates the early match. * Papa Shango does appear at ringside and once again impresses in his spooky hat and makeup * Although Jeff and Jimmy don’t care about being hurt they do seem to have lost some agility and speed and Dragon makes it pay with his patented finishing move. C- http://img543.imageshack.us/img543/6127/haitivoodude2.jpg After the match Papa Shango laughs ling and hard. It’s a deep booming noise and genuinely eerie. Papa Shango “You two dare to try and threaten me? There is nothing you can do to scare me. I’ve mastered dark spirits, loa and dead men. I say again – I will take everything you are from you.” D+ http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/7529/hiwf.jpg http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/282/floydpuderalt.jpg Sewer Crocodile enters the ring first: Sewer Croc “I’ve spent my whole life being ignored. When I grew up in the sewers no one came to visit. When my only friends were giant reptiles they weren’t great conversationalists. “I beat UK Dragon last month and people seem to have glossed over it. Well no longer. “I am the finest masked wrestler in the country. I can beat anyone. Any family name. Any mask. And championship belt. “JD Morgan has had a stellar career but tonight I’ll show you all again that I am the male with the scales. The slab of beef with shiny teeth.” C- JD Morgan vs. Sewer Crocodile http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/5908/jdmorgan2.jpghttp://img808.imageshack.us/img808/2392/versus2.jpghttp://img204.imageshack.us/img204/282/floydpuderalt.jpg In a bout that had great heat and good action, Sewer Crocodile defeated JD Morgan in 11:50 by pinfall after using a foreign object. During the match we also had UK Dragon distract Sewer Croc. * JD Morgan was indeed great here and showed his pedigree with a master class of grit and determination. * In fact it was unsure whether UK Dragon came out to put Sewer Croc off or just to watch the match. * Either way JD Morgan was impressed but turned into a full face of ring bell from Sewer Croc that the ref didn’t spot allowing him to steal the win. B- http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/7529/hiwf.jpg Overall show rating: C Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boltinho Posted August 6, 2011 Author Share Posted August 6, 2011 It really is helpful that Sewer Croc is so over in Lonond! Great match from him and JD Morgan there which saves this lacklustre kind of show. Obviously the new boy was Vance Sturt. That new pic just made me want to use him. Anyone spot where his quote came from? http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/7529/hiwf.jpg Predictions: Everyone got every match right (apart from the draw). That tells me it was too predictable a show. And it was. It was basically my guys just getting wins. Apologies. Ill make sure matches are more intriguing wherever possible. With the 3-way tie then Rathen4 wins on the countback. Sorry chaps. 20Legend just cant catch a break in particular. Rathen - please select anything you like. With your love of Aussies Im sure I can see where it will come from... http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/7529/hiwf.jpg Matches for next week's HIW TV will be up today or tomorrow. Thanks for reading everyone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boltinho Posted August 7, 2011 Author Share Posted August 7, 2011 Next time on HIW TV: http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/1520/hiwtvlogo.jpg Things are starting to fall into place for Do or Die. There are only two weeks before the big event so we’re expecting to see more matches finalised soon. http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/7529/hiwf.jpg Ruud van Anger vs. UK Dragon http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/5366/ruudvananger1.jpghttp://img808.imageshack.us/img808/2392/versus2.jpghttp://img694.imageshack.us/img694/48/ukdragonalt1jt.jpg UK Dragon is firmly involved with Papa Shango but also still has issues with Sewer Crocodile. If anyone can handle it it’s the fans favourite warrior but its still a massive ask. Anarchy vs. Petey Barnes http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/205/darrenwhiteanarchist.jpghttp://img808.imageshack.us/img808/2392/versus2.jpghttp://img219.imageshack.us/img219/1359/peteybarneshiw.jpg Anarchy is leading his crusade against society with mixed results but he and Jay Zero in particular still have solid records. Petey wants to be not forgotten in the tag ranks. Can he show he’s still a big name? Adam Matravers vs. Sergei Kalashnov http://a.imageshack.us/img96/9586/adammatravers.jpghttp://img808.imageshack.us/img808/2392/versus2.jpghttp://img46.imageshack.us/img46/5420/sergeikalashnovalt.jpg Petey’s partner Adam has an even bigger task with a match against possible the smartest and sneakiest man in HIW. Sergei has been getting smart to manipulate the Russian Bear Marat Khoklov. Will he finally be a target? JD Morgan vs. Marat Khoklov http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/5908/jdmorgan2.jpghttp://img808.imageshack.us/img808/2392/versus2.jpghttp://img52.imageshack.us/img52/6379/maratkhoklovalt2jt.jpg Speaking of Khoklov – this is his first match in February. JD Morgan lost a little surprisingly against Sewer Crocodile last week. Can he show that he deserves a shot at the really big boys and the titles in HIW? http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/7529/hiwf.jpg As always the best predictor will win their choice of merchandise from HIW. Thanks for reading everyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zergon Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 Ruud van Anger vs. UK Dragon I just don´t see Dragon losing to tag guy. Anarchy vs. Petey Barnes I´m slighly doubtful on this one but that mask just makes the difference for me as I really like Anarchy and so I will go with him. Adam Matravers vs. Sergei Kalashnov I give this one to Sergei as he needs to llok strong because he´s feud with Marat. JD Morgan vs. Marat Khoklov I could see Morgan getting a DQ win but I still go with Marat getting the nob here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boltinho Posted August 8, 2011 Author Share Posted August 8, 2011 <p>Glad someone likes Anarchy. Dont know who made it but its a great pic.</p><p> </p><p> Plenty of plans for him over the next couple of months...</p><p> </p><p> Show will be going up tomorrow gang</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
20LEgend Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 <p>Ruud van Anger vs.<strong> UK Dragon </strong></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Anarchy</strong> vs. Petey Barnes</p><p> </p><p> Adam Matravers vs. <strong>Sergei Kalashnov</strong></p><p> </p><p> JD Morgan vs. <strong>Marat Khoklov</strong></p><p> </p><p> Think I should have 4/4 here. I hope, 3 at least <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rathen4 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 <p>I want whatever the newest bit of Vance Sturt merch is, preferably! <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p> Ruud van Anger vs. <strong>UK Dragon </strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p> <strong>Anarchy </strong>vs. Petey Barnes</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Adam Matravers</strong> vs. Sergei Kalashnov</p><p> </p><p> JD Morgan vs. <strong>Marat Khoklov</strong></p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boltinho Posted August 9, 2011 Author Share Posted August 9, 2011 I want whatever the newest bit of Vance Sturt merch is, preferably! Are you aware of his straight-to-DVD film debut? I not then here's the poster. Obviously it was filmed whilst Vance had his severe neck disalignment injury... http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/5822/madvance2.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boltinho Posted August 9, 2011 Author Share Posted August 9, 2011 HIW TV http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/1520/hiwtvlogo.jpg Wednesday week 3 February 2006 Edgware Hall. Attendance: 1,964 http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/7529/hiwf.jpg http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/8106/thefearsomebunsen.jpg The Fearsome Bunsen introduces the show “One of the things that really got me interested in science was the space race in the 60s. Who could surmount insurmountable problems first and put a man in space? Who could go further and put a man on the moon? It was a great example of how the human spirit can achieve greatness. “It’s relevant today because UK Dragon and Joey Beauchamp are in a similar situation. Papa Shango certainly seems like he’s confident keeping the belt but those two have depths of reserve. Both men have officially requested a match with Papa Shango now and the good news is they’ll both get one. “At Do or Die we’ll see Papa Shango defend his title in a three-way match against both UK Dragon and Joey Beauchamp.” C http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/7529/hiwf.jpg http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/205/darrenwhiteanarchist.jpghttp://img148.imageshack.us/img148/618/jaybwov.jpghttp://img225.imageshack.us/img225/962/daveyceltic2.jpghttp://img64.imageshack.us/img64/3222/daveylondonjhd.jpg Anarchy is accompanied to the ring by Jay Zero as well as the Hooligans (Davey Celtic & Davey London). Anarchy “You all know me here. I’m not a man that’s easily offended. I like smashing things. I like seeing things of beauty destroyed. I like promises being broken. “Nevertheless Pitbull brown has annoyed me. He came out last week sticking his nose in where it doesn’t belong. If we want to target Red Dragon then it’s our business. If you don’t like fighting you shouldn’t be in HIW. “So here’s my message Pitbull: Stay out of it. If you get yourself involved I’ll be very upset. They say you’re the man who never gives in but believe me when I say I can make you cry. I play dirty.” C Anarchy vs. Petey Barnes http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/205/darrenwhiteanarchist.jpghttp://img808.imageshack.us/img808/2392/versus2.jpghttp://img219.imageshack.us/img219/1359/peteybarneshiw.jpg In a match that had some good action and average heat, Petey Barnes defeated Anarchy in 8:55 by pinfall. The match also had a lot of interference: Jay Zero, Davey Celtic and Davey London interfered against Petey Barnes. In response Red Dragon and Pit Bull Brown attacked Anarchy. * Anarchy and petey were pretty equal here with both men exciting and mobile. * However Anarchy’s associates attacked Petey to try and force the result. http://a.imageshack.us/img709/4193/reddragonself3.jpghttp://img810.imageshack.us/img810/1876/pitbullbrownalt2.jpg * Whereupon Red Dragon and Pitbull brown also attacked to even the score. This left Anarchy to fight alone and Petey took advantage of his shock to win. C- http://a.imageshack.us/img709/4193/reddragonself3.jpghttp://img810.imageshack.us/img810/1876/pitbullbrownalt2.jpg Red Dragon “Anarchy! You don’t scare me boyo! You can make all the threats you want but underneath it all you’re just a bully. People like Pitbull and me are better than that and we always will be. HIW is a company founded on honour, fairness and attitude. People like you will be thrown out. “After your recent attacks I spoke to Professor Bunsen and he promised me any match I wanted. I was going to ask him for another shot at the Velocity title but I’ve changed my mind and asked Pitbull to be included.” Pitbull “I have a lot of respect for a man like Red Dragon. He has a cause, he stands up for it and he doesn’t back down. I’m the Man who Never Gives Up and I’ll stand with anyone who’s passionate and committed. It’s for that reason I’ve agreed to help him at Do or Die. Next Friday night it will be the two of us taking on Jay Zero and Anarchy.” D http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/7529/hiwf.jpg http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/6379/maratkhoklovalt2jt.jpg Marat Khoklov enters the ring in his black fur. Whenever he appears people are taken aback. It’s easy to remember someone is big and nasty-looking but with Marat it really is on another level. This guy is like an ogre who’s just eaten a minotaur and is starting on a Terminator for pudding. He’s well on the way to being 7ft tall. He’s got enormous muscles like a cartoon Hercules and a cold stare that wouldn’t look out of place on a war criminal. For the first time today in HIW he grabs a microphone which is swallowed up in his enormous fist. “No more games little man. Marat is tired of playing. We have history and you owe me a debt that needs settling. Back in Russia I trained in your gym. I was great fighter. You promise me you would take me with you if I did one tiny favour. “I was young and stupid but I listened to tales of Western luxury. I did what I knew was wrong and stole money for you. Money from my family. You were supposed to take me with you but you never did. “I lost everything Sergei. My family, my job, my honour. But I worked hard and I trained harder. And I saved my money. And now I’m here after all. “As you say here in the West – how do you like me now?” C- JD Morgan vs. Marat Khoklov http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/5908/jdmorgan2.jpghttp://img808.imageshack.us/img808/2392/versus2.jpghttp://img52.imageshack.us/img52/6379/maratkhoklovalt2jt.jpg In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Marat Khoklov defeated JD Morgan in 5:57 by pinfall. * JD is a master technical wrestler but didn’t get close enough to work his magic. * Normal holds and grappling just doesn’t work on a man of Marat’s size. * But huge Moscow Lariats work on anyone. OUCH! D http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/7529/hiwf.jpg http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/8825/joeybeauchamp3.jpg Joey Beauchamp enters the ring: Joey “I’m ecstatic that Prof. Bunsen has made that 3-way match for Do or Die. Normally I hate working with anyone these days but Shango is a menace that needs to be eradicated. He has a few cheap tricks that caught me off-guard once but there’s not a man in England that can beat me twice in a row. Next week everyone is going to remember who I am. I am cool. I am the br…” As Joey is about to deliver his trademark line the lights dim again and candles flare up to light the arena in a soft, eerie glow. Joey immediately drops into his fighting stance but Shango doesn’t appear. Instead, very slowly Joey starts to do something very strange. He rises from the ring and hovers a couple of feet above ground. Joey looks pretty terrified as you’d imagine and just starts to scream when he shoots up at amazing speed into the gloom of the rafters. No sounds. No sign of movement. He’s just gone. http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/48/ukdragonalt1jt.jpg The UK Dragon comes screaming down to the ring and the lights go back up to normal. “Shango! SHANGO! If there’s one thing I WILL NOT ACCEPT it’s not giving people the right to fight for themselves. We all know you just used some wire on Sergei. There’s nothing supernatural about it. “I don’t care how you’re doing this I just want to get my hands on you. If you think you can scare me off you’re dead wrong. I will come for you until justice is done. I’m going to beat you at Do or Die and I’m going to run you out of HIW. “I’ve been given a match against Ruud van Anger tonight. Now – he may be a sexual deviant but at least he fights like a man.” C Ruud van Anger vs. UK Dragon http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/5366/ruudvananger1.jpghttp://img808.imageshack.us/img808/2392/versus2.jpghttp://img694.imageshack.us/img694/48/ukdragonalt1jt.jpg In a match that had some good action and average heat, UK Dragon defeated Ruud Van Anger in 11:28 by pinfall with a Dragon Drop. During the match we also saw Papa Shango distract UK Dragon. * The small Dutchman held his own here and the two looked equally dangerous and fluid. * Papa Shango never appeared at ringside in person but we did hear his booming laughter ring out. UK Dragon was distracted but gathered himself steelily to redouble his efforts. * Ruud’s speed wasn’t quite enough and UK Dragon showed some of the old daring as he beat Ruud at his own aerial game. C http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/282/floydpuderalt.jpg Sewer Croc “Oh dear. Looks like it’s been ever so tough for the Dragon tonight doesn’t it? Boo hoo. “When are you going to realise that we just don’t care? The fans here want to see someone with hunger and drive. Not an overactive imagination or a monthly account at RubberMonster.com. “Last week I beat JD Morgan who at least is a proper fighter but I just can’t be bothered with most of you. “Seriously you think you’re at a disadvantage because you haven’t been able to give yourself a special tickle? Where I come from anyone who thought like that would have been bitten in two. “From now on I refuse to fight freaks. Call me when there’s a real challenge.” C http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/7529/hiwf.jpg http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/5420/sergeikalashnovalt.jpg A video plays of backstage earlier tonight. Marat Khoklov is stalking down a corridor looking furious as always when a door bursts open. The big man is on edge and puts his fists up but it’s nothing to worry about. A pretty girl in a satin robe comes out of the door to the sound of muted music and laughter. Marat is enthralled by the girl to the extent of seeming hypnotised and the Russian Bear walks into the room in a daze. http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/5420/sergeikalashnovalt.jpg The door closes again and Sergei Kalashnov appears with his trademark smirk. C Adam Matravers vs. Sergei Kalashnov http://a.imageshack.us/img96/9586/adammatravers.jpghttp://img808.imageshack.us/img808/2392/versus2.jpghttp://img46.imageshack.us/img46/5420/sergeikalashnovalt.jpg In a match that had some good action and average heat, Sergei Kalashnov defeated Adam Matravers in 13:11 by pinfall, illegally using the ropes for leverage. During the match we also saw Marat Khoklov distract Sergei. * When Marat appeared Sergei looked stunned and terrified. He clearly expected the Russian to be distracted. * Matravers took advantage and came super-close to a shock win several times as the Russian just stood there. * Sergei had to use all his cunning to win the match and clearly was using the ropes. As soon as the match finished he bolted as fast as possible away from Marat. C- http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/7529/hiwf.jpg Overall show rating: C- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boltinho Posted August 9, 2011 Author Share Posted August 9, 2011 Another show in the bag. I actually really ernjoyed that. And quite frankly I was really disappointed with the grades. A C- for Sergei/Adam? Thats scandalous! http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/7529/hiwf.jpg Predictions: Rathen4 3/4 20Legend 3/4 Zergon 3/4 Everybody went for the same results and you were all tripped up by Petey Barnes beating Anarchy which was very much an assisted win. Because Im feeling generous (the opposite of these rioting bastards here in London) everyone gets to pick some merchandise! http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/7529/hiwf.jpg Im going to try and finish the month this week so predictions will be up for w4 later on today or early tomorrow. Thanks for reading everyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJStark Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Great to hear Ive still got at least one reader I go away for a month and you do like 5 pages of diary without me I've got some reading to do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boltinho Posted August 9, 2011 Author Share Posted August 9, 2011 I go away for a month and you do like 5 pages of diary without me I've got some reading to do I was wondering where you were these days. Good to see you back sir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
20LEgend Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 My merchandise hmmm... Due to the current Anarchy, anything with him on please Also Hulk Hogan has just been on BBC radio 5L talking about the riots. No idea why Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boltinho Posted August 10, 2011 Author Share Posted August 10, 2011 Due to the current Anarchy, anything with him on please The new limited edition A-phone http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/990/aphone.jpg Comes preloaded with a variety of ringtones such as Anarchy in the UK, Smash It Up, Panic In The Streets, I Fought The Law and Street fighting man. Special features include: Untraceable messaging to better organise street riots. Great camera to record extreme happy slapping on night buses. Low contrast mode for reading the screen by the light if burning civilisation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boltinho Posted August 10, 2011 Author Share Posted August 10, 2011 Next time on HIW TV… http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/1520/hiwtvlogo.jpg This is the last week before Do or Die so the card will be finalised tonight. No titles on the line this week but expect a few big names to be making announcements. http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/7529/hiwf.jpg Anarchy vs. Sewer Crocodile http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/205/darrenwhiteanarchist.jpghttp://img808.imageshack.us/img808/2392/versus2.jpghttp://img204.imageshack.us/img204/282/floydpuderalt.jpg Both men are on personal crusades but for very different objectives. Anarchy wants to destroy everything but is being hampered by lacklustre underlings as well as the alliance of Red Dragon & Pitbull Brown. Sewer Croc seems to just want some respect really. He’s particularly offended a few different people but his win over UK Dragon certainly showed he can walk the walk too. Jay Zero © vs. Pitbull Brown (non-title) http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/618/jaybwov.jpghttp://img808.imageshack.us/img808/2392/versus2.jpghttp://img810.imageshack.us/img810/1876/pitbullbrownalt2.jpg Jay Zero and Red Dragon have been rivals for years but the involvement of the rest of Wave of Violence and Pitbull mean that this feud has spilled over significantly. Jay and Pitbull know they’ll be facing each other at Do or Die (with Red Dragon and Anarchy too). Rioting nihilists in London. Surely the most prescient diary on these boards eh? Double Dutch [Ruud van Anger & Frank de Pain] © vs. Geordie Jimmy Morris & Jeffrey McPeterson (Non-title) http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/5366/ruudvananger1.jpghttp://img199.imageshack.us/img199/2843/frankdepain1.jpghttp://img808.imageshack.us/img808/2392/versus2.jpghttp://img69.imageshack.us/img69/8616/geordiejimmymorris2.jpghttp://img109.imageshack.us/img109/8756/jefferymcpetersonalt1.jpg Geordie Jimmy and Jeff have teamed together before to little effect but it should be remembered that both men are serious workers with an eye for the violent. Double Dutch have been winning matches since they took the tag belts last month but seem increasingly distracted by Youth Explosion’s theft of their… adult magazines. They don’t have a match at Do or Die yet but surely they will be facing at least one of the teams after their belts? Absolutely Flawless [Kelly & Lance Martin] vs. The Hooligans [Daveys Celtic & London] vs. Victor Hugo [Victor Rodriguez & Hugo Lopes] vs. ??? http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/3198/lancemartin2.jpghttp://img15.imageshack.us/img15/8625/kellymartin2.jpg http://img808.imageshack.us/img808/2392/versus2.jpg http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/3222/daveylondonjhd.jpghttp://img225.imageshack.us/img225/962/daveyceltic2.jpg http://img808.imageshack.us/img808/2392/versus2.jpg http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/1802/victorrodriguez.jpghttp://img6.imageshack.us/img6/7886/hugolopes.jpg http://img808.imageshack.us/img808/2392/versus2.jpg http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/8384/mystery9th1.jpghttp://img838.imageshack.us/img838/6018/mystery9th2.jpg One of HIW’s traditional multi-tag matches. These are normally action-packed and exciting but who knows what will come out of it? Absolutely Flawless are seen as little more than vapid male models. Will their talent finally turn into a win? The Hooligans are allied with serious players in Anarchy and Jay Zero but have failed to deliver so far. Will their support help? Victor Hugo are ex-tag champions but with little current momentum. Can Big Vic win this on his own? Who knows who the new arrivals are? http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/7529/hiwf.jpg As always the best predictor will get the chance to claim any merchandise he wants. QUICK PICKS Anarchy vs. Sewer Crocodile Jay Zero © vs. Pitbull Brown Double Dutch © vs. Geordie Jimmy Morris & Jeffrey McPeterson Absolutely Flawless vs. The Hooligans vs. Victor Hugo vs. ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zergon Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 Anarchy vs. Sewer Crocodile I like Anarchy more but I doubt he gets the win here as Crocodile seems to be close to top. Jay Zero © vs. Pitbull Brown Non-title so champ loses Double Dutch © vs. Geordie Jimmy Morris & Jeffrey McPeterson Named team over random pairing Absolutely Flawless vs. The Hooligans vs. Victor Hugo vs. ??? Mystery man * 2 is too good to pass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJStark Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 Anarchy vs. Sewer Crocodile Jay Zero © vs. Pitbull Brown Double Dutch © vs. Geordie Jimmy Morris & Jeffrey McPeterson Absolutely Flawless vs. The Hooligans vs. Victor Hugo vs. ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boltinho Posted August 13, 2011 Author Share Posted August 13, 2011 Sorry about the delay chaps. Isnt work a pain? Show will be going up later on today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boltinho Posted August 13, 2011 Author Share Posted August 13, 2011 HIW TV W3 Febrary 2006 http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/1520/hiwtvlogo.jpg Edgware Hall – London. Attendance: 1,740 http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/7529/hiwf.jpg http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/8106/thefearsomebunsen.jpg The Fearsome Bunsen introduces tonight’s show: “Apologies to all the HIW fans for the disturbing images last show. Not only was Joey Beauchamp the subject of some quite frankly worrying events, but adult material was inadvertently show too due to our Dutch tag champions. “Rest assured that we at HIW are taking this very seriously and will be taking steps to surtail any such activity in the future. “Unless it’s justified. ”There’s been no sign of Joey all week but UK Dragon will be making a statement later tonight.” B- http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/7529/hiwf.jpg http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/5366/ruudvananger1.jpghttp://img199.imageshack.us/img199/2843/frankdepain1.jpg Double Dutch enter the ring ahead of their match. Ruud “We feel a little inshulted to be honest. We’ve come here and done nothing but try to be a part of your shociety” Frank “And what happensh? Youth Explosion have taken it upon themshelves to go into our private thingsh and take what we NEED to get ready to fight.” “It’sh a little bit of a quirk we admit but where we come from there’sh nothing to be ashamed of.” “Youth Explosion – hear thish. We want our inventory back and we’ll fight for it. At Do or Die we proposhe a wager and a match.” “We’ll fight with the tag titles on the line and alsho our magazinesh. Winner takesh all.” “The only problem ish – we don’t trusht you very much sho we’re introducing a wildcard. TNG will alsho be in the match.” C- Double Dutch (Ruud van Anger & Frank de Pain) vs. Geordie Jimmy Morris & Jeffrey McPeterson http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/5366/ruudvananger1.jpghttp://img199.imageshack.us/img199/2843/frankdepain1.jpghttp://img808.imageshack.us/img808/2392/versus2.jpghttp://img69.imageshack.us/img69/8616/geordiejimmymorris2.jpghttp://img109.imageshack.us/img109/8756/jefferymcpetersonalt1.jpg In a match that had some good action and average heat, Jeffery McPeterson and Geordie Jimmy Morris defeated Double Dutch in 10:04 when Jeffery McPeterson defeated Frank De Pain by pinfall. During the match Youth Explosion attacked Double Dutch. * Double Dutch were again sluggish and tired-looking * Jeffrey however looked strong, powerful and determined * This could have been an upset anyway but when Youth Explosion attacked (parading the magazines stash too) Jeff capitalised with a flash pin C http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/7529/hiwf.jpg http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/8106/thefearsomebunsen.jpg The Fearsome Bunsen introduces the next match: “Tonight we’re going to see some teams with something to prove. “Absolutely Flawless clearly have talent and ability but so far they’ve come up against very tough teams. “The Hooligans are trying my patience with their behaviour. They need to show they’re serious. “Victor Hugo have done it all before but are in a bit of a slump. “And our final team are brand new in HIW. Not even I know much about them. As you will see these two men are big and tough and more than marginally insane.” B- Absolutely Flawless (Kelly & Lance Martin) vs. Heeby Jeebys (Mr Evilness & Mr Nightmare) vs. The Hooligans (Davey Celtic & London) vs. Victor Hugo (Victor Rodriguez & Hugo Lopes) http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/3198/lancemartin2.jpghttp://img15.imageshack.us/img15/8625/kellymartin2.jpghttp://img808.imageshack.us/img808/2392/versus2.jpghttp://img685.imageshack.us/img685/6021/mrevilnesshiw.jpghttp://img821.imageshack.us/img821/4527/mrnightmarehiw.jpg http://img808.imageshack.us/img808/2392/versus2.jpg http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/3222/daveylondonjhd.jpghttp://img225.imageshack.us/img225/962/daveyceltic2.jpghttp://img808.imageshack.us/img808/2392/versus2.jpghttp://img269.imageshack.us/img269/1802/victorrodriguez.jpghttp://img6.imageshack.us/img6/7886/hugolopes.jpg In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, The Heeby Jeebys defeated Victor Hugo, Absolutely Flawless and Fan Violence in 10:22 when Mr. Evilness defeated Lance Martin by pinfall. * This match is pretty open with everyone getting a chance to shine. * Victor Rodriguez is probably the top individual but Hugo is a bit of a liability. Victor is not amused. * The end comes when the smaller of the new team manages to isolate Lance Martin whilst Hugo and Davey London are tied up together and hits a big brainbuster. D http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/7529/hiwf.jpg http://a.imageshack.us/img709/4193/reddragonself3.jpghttp://img810.imageshack.us/img810/1876/pitbullbrownalt2.jpg The Welsh Revolutionary Red Dragon accompanies Pitbull Brown to the ring. Red Dragon “Hello boyos. We wanted to say a big thank you to everyone who’s supported us this week. Back when I came into HIW it was a much fairer place. People fought tooth and nail and then went for a beer together afterwards. “No one misbehaved and everyone knew where they stood. “Nowadays people like Anarchy and his cronies think they own the place. Pitbull and I think that people should go back to respect and commitment and judging by our support… The fans give Dragon a huge roar “…plenty of you agree. We’ll be taking on Anarchy and Jay at Do or Die but tonight Professor Bunsen has done us a favour by making this match anyway. We won’t let you down.” D+ Jay Zero vs. Pitbull Brown http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/618/jaybwov.jpghttp://img808.imageshack.us/img808/2392/versus2.jpghttp://img810.imageshack.us/img810/1876/pitbullbrownalt2.jpg In a match that had some good action and average heat, Jay Zero defeated Pit Bull Brown in 12:43 by pinfall following interference from Anarchy. * Red Dragon patrolled ringside but was distracted by The Hooligans before Anarchy attacked Pitbull. * Before then Pitbull was looking strong as his power moves tend to work well on smaller guys like Jay Zero. * Jay showed off his speed well as he zoomed around launching suicidal dives. C http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/7529/hiwf.jpg http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/282/floydpuderalt.jpg Sewer Crocodile came to the ring as Anarchy and co brawled with Red Dragon and Pitbull. Croc “You people talk about respect and rules – I laugh in your stupid faces. “And you talk about trying to bring down HIW – I pity your timidness. “All I see is men in masks pretending to be bad men. You want to learn how to really have to fight? Come live in the sewers. None of you people can stand up to someone like me. None of you will ever be on my level. “And tonight I’ll prove it. Anarchy: enough of this playing. Lets see you take on a real predator right here and now.” C- Anarchy vs. Sewer Crocodile http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/205/darrenwhiteanarchist.jpghttp://img808.imageshack.us/img808/2392/versus2.jpghttp://img204.imageshack.us/img204/282/floydpuderalt.jpg In a match that had some good action and average heat, Sewer Crocodile defeated Anarchy in 15:17 by pinfall following botched interference by Jay Zero. * This is great stuff as both men show off real flexibility and versatility with a variety of styles. * Sewer Croc is really tough. He’s attacking and tough and very single-minded. Anarchy is far more of an aerial threat but holds his own with the brawling. * Unfortunately Jay Zero loses the match here as his surprise attack from behind misses Croc (who can move surprisingly quickly) and clatters Anarchy in the face. C http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/7529/hiwf.jpg http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/48/ukdragonalt1jt.jpg UK Dragon enters the ring in the aftermath. “Ladies and gentlemen. I wanted to warn you personally. I’ve been searching for Joey all week. You all know I don’t like the man but I like what Papa Shango is doing even less. “I’m a pretty diligent man but I’ve found nothing. All I’ve seen is chalk symbols and bits of food and candles left lying around. It’s like Papa Shango is made of smoke. I knew that but it’s like Joey is gone too. I’m as committed as ever to winning the title in our 3-way match at Do or Die but I also want to make sure no one is being controlled like I was. The lights dim and Papa Shango’s ska and booming laugh sound. However instead of the big, hatted champion appearing someone else stumbles from backstage. http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/4459/joeybeauchampx.jpg Dressed in rags with paint daubed across his face Joey staggers out holding a candle. He looks blank faced but stretches out a hand towards UK Dragon as the show ends. C- http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/7529/hiwf.jpg Overall show rating - C Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boltinho Posted August 13, 2011 Author Share Posted August 13, 2011 Dodgy timing issues continue. A few weird results on this show for various reasons as well. Sewer Croc in particuLar is a bit of a wild card. He'll be in a loser eaves HIW match at Do or Die so that might polarise opinions... http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/7529/hiwf.jpg Predictions: MJStark 1/4 Zergon 2/4 Nice to have you back MJStark. Dont be too disappointed about the shaky results! Zergon - please feel free to ask for anything youd like from the HIW shop. Thanks everyone for paying attention and reading Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zergon Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Zergon - please feel free to ask for anything youd like from the HIW shop. I´d have some Red Dragon stuff this time to go along the poster that I already have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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