The Fearsome Bunsen in the UK - HIW

BlueStar · July 13, 2010

Just to say I'm following this. In my European OMWF diary I have a few UK guys going (and have tried signing Ricky Steamb....Storm a number of times)....Good stuff so far!

Boltinho · July 14, 2010

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Do or Die

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Week 4 January 2002

Attendance: 970

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The Fearsome Bunsen enters the sports hall to his familiar type of home-made pyrotechnics. This time he has a cardboard box which is seemingly filled with some kind of firecrackers that he liberally hurls handfuls of around him resulting in lots of green smoke, loud bangs and a befrazzled looking Professor Bunsen.

“Welcome to Do or Die everyone. Never a more appropriate name for a show. Tonight I’m sure you’re all aware that we’re going to see the much-touted trio of Joey Beauchamp, Sharky George and our resident masked man in the ring together. All three men desperately want to win and I’ve no idea how things will turn out.

“Before that we’ll see the Velocity belt defended, the tag belts defended and a big showdown between the rival Richmond Mafia and Youth Explosion camps.

“There are a lot of frictions in HIW right now and tonight we’ll see them out in the open. It’s not easy controlling such dangerous, lawless fighters of course but as Archimedes said “Give me a lever and I will move the Earth”. HIW is that lever.”

61 C

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Sergei Kalashnov performs another nail bitingly awful rap in his thick accent before his match with Leo Price.

“You may have many cash

And you may have lots money

But I came to UK for wictory

Not just because is sunny”

Throughout Leo stares at the would be beat-poet and smirks.

48 D+

Sergei Kalashnov vs. Leo Price

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Sergei has some great moves and is all action, but Leo’s polished-smooth up-close skills means he can play this match like a chess-game. Sergei still makes it a match, but another attack from Leon Harrison allows Leo to take the win after a Price-Drop

Winner: Leo Price

57 C-

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The masked man enters the ring in his customary black robe accompanied by a similarly garbed man in white. The dark man claim he is ready to show his superiority to HIW’s supposed leading stars in the ring and no one will doubt his right to rule. And to help achieve that aim he has brought along an ‘old friend’ to partner him tonight. The man in white removes his hood to reveal he is The Demolition Druid – ex-21CW, ROF and MOSC champion Ali Bloxsome!

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50 D+

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Leon Harrison cuts a promo before his title match with The Red Dragon. He looks extremely wide-eyed and chews on the inside of his cheek for some reason as he extols how much he enjoys living in Brighton. Leon also puts down Sergei as a common immigrant who doesn’t belong in HIW, let alone anywhere near the Velocity belt.

40 D-

Leon Harrison © vs. The Red Dragon for the HIW Velocity title

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The Red Dragon basically takes a beating here. Dragon always wears his heart on his sleeve fighting for Welsh pride, but Leon is in great form and manages a convincing win.

Winner: Leon Harrison

44 D

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Leigh Burton is backstage checking his watch. He gives a swift promo saying Ricky Storm is unlikely to be able to show up tonight for his match due to the injuries sustained last week. Suddenly The Rejects (Pitbull Brown & The Damned) attack Leigh who goes down under a hail of punches, but a surprise appearance from Ricky Storm drives them away. Ricky tells the camera he’s violating doctor’s orders to be here, but he wouldn’t miss the chance to beat Rolling Johnny Stones for the world.

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56 D-

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Sharky George is interviewed by the Fearsome Bunsen backstage about tonight’s match. Sharky doesn’t know why the match can’t be a fair fight for the title but he doesn’t care. His partner Jon “Captain Wrestling” Harrow will be the difference maker and he will take his belt back soon enough.

50 D+

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The Gypsy Prince Victor Rodriguez (with Hugo Lopes) talk briefly about their match tonight with handpicked opponents Double Dutch who (although they are yet to win in HIW) are deserving rivals. Victor also again talks of his contempt for Rolling Johnny Stones and Danny Patterson who have stuck their noses in Victor Hugo’s business on too many times.

49 D+

Victor Hugo (Victor Rodriguez & Hugo Lopes) vs. Double Dutch (Ruud van Anger & Frank de Pain) for the HIW tag titles

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Double Dutch were expected (by Victor Hugo) to be easy pickings here, but the two one Dutchmen were anything but. They used a large library of aerial impact moves to keep the champs off balance, but unfortunately a low-blow from Victor ended serious chances of a win.

Winner: Victor Hugo

49 D+

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Joey “The Breeze” Beauchamp addresses the crowd with his partner Fred Murray. Joey promises to beat all-comers tonight and shows a slip from the bookies that shows he has bet £5,000 on that outcome. He also promises to strip the stupid mask from that nutjob, bug****, mentalist masked man so the HIW fan can see who’s been spoiling their shows.

62 C

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Rolling Johnny Stones and his band The Richmond Mafia play a song that focuses on Youth Explosion (Ricky Storm and Leigh Burton with Adam Matravers & Toby Juan Kenobi) and their ridiculous teenage tantrums.

“You’ve been busting my eardrum with all your whining

Let me tell you something ‘life isn’t fair’

There’s never been a better time than

tonight to settle it. It’s in the air”

50 D+

Rolling Johnny Stones vs. Ricky Storm

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Ricky is clearly not 100% for this match and it don’t help that the other members of the band and Youth Explosion all hang around at ringside. Ricky fights well but when Danny Patterson again gets involved whilst the ref is distracted by Pitbull brown it lets Stones set Ricky up for his Brainbuster.

Winner: Rolling Johnny Stones

52 D+

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A video plays on the HIW OHP detailing the history of the rivalry between Joey Beauchamp, Sharky George and the masked man. All the attacks are in there as well as highlight of the matches so far and Ali Bloxsome’s exploits from his non-HIW career.

55 C-

The Hustlers (Joey Beauchamp & Fred Murray) vs. Aussie Invasion (Sharky George & Jon Harrow) vs. the masked man & Ali Bloxsome

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This is a bit of an epic with 6 men battling around the sports hall in various combinations. All 6 men get in a high amount of offense, but the defining moment comes as Sharky has Joey Beauchamp prone at his feet. Out of nowhere the 9non-legal) masked man launches himself in a suicidal dive from the turnbuckle to the floor of the sports hall to hit Sharky with a flying knee.

Both men go down very heavily before Joey is the first man to recover. Joey proceeds to hit a double DDT with the aid of Fred Murray on the isolated Ali Bloxsome and seals the win.

57 C-

After the match the Joey and Fred attempt to remove the mystery man’s mask, but he runs from the sports hall before they can remove it.

55 C-

Overall show grade: 53 D+

Boltinho · July 14, 2010

Firtly...

Apologies for my miserable photoshop/GIMP skills. Thought it would be fun to try and knock up some event logos, as we have 24 named shows. I know my work sucks, but it adds character to a cappy little UK promo that uses an OHP in a university gym. Doesnt it?

Secondly...

Thanks fo the predictions.

Zergon 3/5

Bgbuff 5/5 (!)

Nightshadeex 3/5

Bgbuff gets to pick a stipulation for one of the next show's matches. Or maybe a worker to try and sign. Or maybe a title shot. Let me know what you want and we'll sort it out.

Boltinho · July 14, 2010

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HIW presents:

Scorch Comfort

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Joey Beauchamp vs. Jon Harrow (non-title)

Joey managed a great win over his biggest rivals last week and doesnt eem ken on agreeing to any more title matches. Jon Harrow is Sharky George's closest associate and will be sure to be looking for revenge. Will Sharky make an appearance? Can Joey keep wriggling out of trouble?

Sharky George vs ???

Sharky is getting very frustratd that his superior power and brawling hasn't won his 'title' back and is getting more and more violent. Who has demanded a match against him? Can he be stopped?

Leon H vs Adam Matravers fo the velocity title

The latest challenger for the velocity belt is a member of Youth Explosion and brings the aggression and energy that is their trademark. Leon is behaving increasingly erratically and seems very different from his former club-loving, Brighton-scene days. Can he hold it together? Will Sergei get involved?

Youth Explosion vs. The Rejects

These guys just keep wanting to kill each other. Can either side score a decisive victory? Cant they all just get along? Are the Richmond Mafia stcuk in the past, or are Youth Explosion just young and stupid?

Eastern Bloc (Sergei Kalshnov & Dolf Kernen) & Geordie Jimmy Morris vs The Foundation (Leo Price, Stevie Stoat & Jay B)

A Geordie and a Ukrainian? How will they be understood in the West Midlands? The HIW crowd tend to like larger matches, and Leo is putting a lot of money into his Foundation. Can they secure a strong win over tough opposition?

BGbuff - please let me know if you would like one of these matches to be a gimmick. The world is your oyster...

PS

I know this is an even worse event pic. Trust me - I am getting better, but this is slightly older...

Boltinho · July 14, 2010

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HIW presents:

Scorch Comfort

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Joey Beauchamp vs. Jon Harrow (non-title)

Joey managed a great win over his biggest rivals last week and doesnt eem ken on agreeing to any more title matches. Jon Harrow is Sharky George's closest associate and will be sure to be looking for revenge. Will Sharky make an appearance? Can Joey keep wriggling out of trouble?

Sharky George vs ???

Sharky is getting very frustratd that his superior power and brawling hasn't won his 'title' back and is getting more and more violent. Who has demanded a match against him? Can he be stopped?

Leon H vs Adam Matravers fo the velocity title

The latest challenger for the velocity belt is a member of Youth Explosion and brings the aggression and energy that is their trademark. Leon is behaving increasingly erratically and seems very different from his former club-loving, Brighton-scene days. Can he hold it together? Will Sergei get involved?

Youth Explosion vs. The Rejects

These guys just keep wanting to kill each other. Can either side score a decisive victory? Cant they all just get along? Are the Richmond Mafia stcuk in the past, or are Youth Explosion just young and stupid?

Eastern Bloc (Sergei Kalshnov & Dolf Kernen) & Geordie Jimmy Morris vs The Foundation (Leo Price, Stevie Stoat & Jay B)

A Geordie and a Ukrainian? How will they be understood in the West Midlands? The HIW crowd tend to like larger matches, and Leo is putting a lot of money into his Foundation. Can they secure a strong win over tough opposition?

BGbuff - please let me know if you would like one of these matches to be a gimmick. The world is your oyster...

PS

I know this is an even worse event pic. Trust me - I am getting better, but this is slightly older...

Zergon · July 14, 2010

Joey Beauchamp vs. Jon Harrow (non-title)

Harrow is too low on the card to go over champ no-matter what happens

Sharky George vs ???

Yes I´m going againt mystery man here. Sharky is one of your main guys so unless the mystery guy is some big name he will just lose here

Leon H vs Adam Matravers fo the velocity title

Matravers isn´t high enough on ladders to get a title and he has so far felt more like a tag team guy to me.

Youth Explosion vs. The Rejects

I know you like Storm and Burton se I expect them to do rather well:)

Eastern Bloc (Sergei Kalshnov & Dolf Kernen) & Geordie Jimmy Morris vs The Foundation (Leo Price, Stevie Stoat & Jay B)

I just like Foundation guys more

Nightshadeex · July 14, 2010

Joey Beauchamp vs. Jon Harrow (non-title)

He's cool, he's the breeze, he can't be defeated!

Sharky George vs ???

Building momentum, this is how we do it.

Leon H vs Adam Matravers for the velocity title

I find it difficult to bet against Adam.

Youth Explosion vs. The Rejects

I call draw here.

Eastern Bloc (Sergei Kalshnov & Dolf Kernen) & Geordie Jimmy Morris vs The Foundation (Leo Price, Stevie Stoat & Jay B)

No strong wins here.

Boltinho · July 16, 2010

Scorch comfort

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Wk 2 January 2002

Attendance: 1,000 (!)

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The Fearsome Bunsen comes to the ring in what appears to be a serious mood. It’s a little unnerving to see him with no hint of green smoke or any loud noises.

“Ladies and gentlemen – welcome to Scorch Comfort. Tonight I’m afraid that we’re in sombre mood at HIW. We have a serious issue to investigate. Following last week’s show I received a note from the West Birmingham constabulary pertaining to one of our employees. Apparently there have been criminal charges raised against our ex-champion Sharky George. It pains me to say it but he is being accused of assault, assault with a deadly weapon, attempted bodily harm and affray. I also have a warrant for the masked man, but we cannot serve him until we locate him. And we certainly haven’t seen him since Do or Die.

“Sharky is in serious trouble, but as his concerned employer I have negotiated a one-time offer with the police. Based on my knowledge of the law (what can I say? I’m an academic!) I have invoked an old by-law that says Sharky can undergo trial by combat. The police have sent their representative and tonight Sharky and he will fight it out in this ring for justice.

61 C

At that point a police bike drives right into the arena with a policeman in helmet and shades on board. The policeman dismounts and makes his way into the ring before removing his paraphernalia to reveal... Keith Adams!

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40 D-

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Sharky comes out to the ring to join Keith looking miffed. He grabs a mic and let forth a filthy rant against the police, Keith, Bunsen, HIW and England in general. He uses a great deal of Australian ‘agricultural’ language. He also takes the opportunity to promise to kill the masked man and again take Joey’s HIW belt.

52 D+

Sharky George vs. Keith Adams in a Police Cell match

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This match is a bad-tempered brawl littered with Keith’s paraphernalia. In particular his truncheon and CS gas canister are effective and both men bleed from nasty wounds. The match ends when Sharky manages to handcuff Keith to a turnbuckle and lock in a sleeper. The match is stopped whilst Sharky continues to scream anti-police filth.

Winner: Sharky George

52 D+

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Adam Matravers (with Leigh Burton and Ricky Storm) cuts a promo claiming that his aerial style is tailor-made for defeating Leon and he will become the second member of Youth Explosion to hold the Velocity belt.

50 D+

Leon Harrison vs. Adam Matravers for the HIW Velocity title

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This is a spot-fest as both men are willing to sacrifice their bodies for victory. Unfortunately for Adam Leon’s greater experience shows and whilst Adam is distracted by a pretty girl in the audience for a second, he manages a quick roll-up for the win.

Winner: Leon Harrison

48 D+

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Eastern Bloc (Sergei Kalashnov & Dolf Kernen) and Geordie Jimmy Morris conduct an interview with the Fearsome Bunsen. All 3 men talk passionately about something but quite frankly no one has any idea what they’re going on about...

46 D

Eastern Bloc & Geordie Jimmy Morris vs. The Foundation

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The Foundation are clearly well drilled as they have spent so much time and money on their performance, but Eastern Bloc and Jimmy are a strangely effective outfit too. All 6 men get their chance but the end comes when Leo price, the most skilled individual on show manages to hit his Price Drop on Dolf Kernen.

Winners: Leo Price and the Foundation

52 D+

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A video plays on the OHP showing the past rivalry between Youth Explosion and the Richmond Mafia. There is a surprising amount of quality action to see.

52 D+

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The Richmond Mafia come on masse to ringside to support Pitbull and The Damned in the big showdown, and play a short song to the crowd.

65 C

Youth Explosion (Leigh Burton & Ricky Storm) vs. The Rejects (Pitbull Brown & The Damned)

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The Mafia try to make this a farce, but apparently Keith wasn’t the only policeman in Aston tonight and his fellow Plods descend to keep the peace dragging the other members away. Danny Paterson in particular takes about 6 men to restrain him.

In the ring it’s a clash of four men that truly hate each other and this is vicious, no-holds-barred stuff. Eventually Ricky manages a half moment of clarity and he hits his awesome Storm bringer finisher from the turnbuckle on The Damned.

Winners: Leigh Burton & Ricky Storm

54 C-

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Joey “The Breeze” Beauchamp and his partner Fred Murray come to the ring to talk about their rivalry with Sharky George, Jon Harrow and the masked man. They reveal that the Fearsome Bunsen has granted a request to end this all next week and Joey will defend his title in a 3-way match between himself, Sharky and the masked man. If the others agree to the match then neither will get another title shot for 6 months, and if he loses the masked man will be forced to reveal his identity.

They do mention that it all hinges on Joey winning tonight, but he is 100% certain that he can defeat Jon Harrow as he’s just another uneducated Aussie hooligan.

66 C+

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B]Joey Beauchamp vs. Jon Harrow for the HIW UK title[/b]

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Sharky come to ringside no doubt to interfere, but the local police also make sure they keep an eye on him and Sharky doesn’t get the opportunity. In the ring Joey perform a tour de force and appears to be in the form of his life as he uses a wide range of moves on Jon before pinning him cleanly in the centre of the ring.

Winner: Joey Beauchamp

50 D+

Overall show grade: 53 D+

Boltinho · July 16, 2010

Phew! Well that logo was damn sight better than the first version wasnt it? Told you I'm getting better.

PS if anyone can tell me where the event names come from (without Googling) I'll be very impressed...

Zergon snagged a perfect 5/5 at Scorch Comfort and gets to pick a match stipulation for the next show.

HIW presents:

Northern Lights

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Joey Beauchamp vs. Sharky George vs. masked man for the HIW UK title

The 2 losers wont get another chance at the title for at least 6 months and the masked man's identity will be revealed if he loses. Can Joey stand against two very determined men?

Leon Harrison vs. Sergei Kalashnov for the HIW Velocity title

Sergei has been desperate for this match and Leon is getting ever nastier. Will Dolf Kernen get involved? Will Sergei finally win the belt?

Victor Hugo vs. Rolling Johnny Stones & Danny Patteron for the HIW Tag titles

Tag champs vs dominant singles wrestlers. These two have smouldered at each other with a couple of attacks but this is the first time they have fought in the ring

The Rejects vs. ???

Fresh off losing to their great rivals, who will the Rejects have lined up?

Youth Explosion vs. Triple Dutch & Geodie Jimmy Morris

All 4 members of Youth Explosion take on Geordie Jimmy and his ongoing effort to team with ununderstandable accents. This could be a disaster...

Boltinho · July 16, 2010

It's Friday afternoon and theres not much going on, so here are the disastrously amateur and rubbish event logos I've done so far...

Northern Lights

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In this light...

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Do or die

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Bleed forever

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Scorch comfort

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Broken promises

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The man don’t give a ****

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Guntrip

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Summer Falls

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Nightshadeex · July 16, 2010

Joey Beauchamp vs. Sharky George vs. masked man for the HIW UK title

I just don't see the Breeze picking up the loss here.

Leon Harrison vs. Sergei Kalashnov for the HIW Velocity title

I do see a belt switch here.

Victor Hugo vs. Rolling Johnny Stones & Danny Patteron for the HIW Tag titles

As much as I like good ole' Frank Burton, I think you like Victor Hugo... well, not as much as Ricky and Leigh, but enough.

The Rejects vs. ???

No idea.

Youth Explosion vs. Triple Dutch & Geodie Jimmy Morris

I won't be able to take Jimmy Morris seriously as long as he has that horrible picture.

Bolt, I just want you to know that I don't understand half the words you use. I guess I don't understand British English. And I'm a professor here in the States! Hahahahha.

Zergon · July 16, 2010

Joey Beauchamp vs. Sharky George vs. masked man for the HIW UK title

I´m totally lost here so I go with champ

Leon Harrison vs. Sergei Kalashnov for the HIW Velocity title

I´m just not a fan of Kalashnov

Victor Hugo vs. Rolling Johnny Stones & Danny Patteron for the HIW Tag titles

I go with actual tag team here

The Rejects vs. ???

Mystery man rule kicks in again

Youth Explosion vs. Triple Dutch & Geodie Jimmy Morris

I like both Van Anger and De Pain but I still go with Yout Explosion

Boltinho · July 17, 2010

Bolt, I just want you to know that I don't understand half the words you use. I guess I don't understand British English. And I'm a professor here in the States! Hahahahha.

Thanks chaps

Apologies about the colloquialisms Nighshade - my little corner of Surrey does sound fairly specific. Ill stick up a glossary

Boltinho · July 20, 2010

<div style="text-align:center;">http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/7529/hiwf.jpg HIW: Northern Lights http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/2606/hiwnorthernlights.jpg</div> Friday week 4 February 2002 Attendance: 1,000 http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/8106/thefearsomebunsen.jpg The Fearsome Bunsen introduces the show. This week he does so dressed in a gorilla suit in what appears to be Aston University’s animal house. Bunsen concentrates on the 3way title match where the two losers will be banned from further title shots for 6 months and the masked man will be forced to reveal his identity (if defeated). C 61 http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/6474/sergeikalashnovalt4.jpg Sergei Kalashnov performs a rap before his long-awaited title match with Leon Harrison. He gets quite personal and a little offensive to the broad-minded and ambiguous Leon. D 46 <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="28478" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Leon Harrison vs. Sergei Kalashnov for the HIW Velocity title http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/5655/lucasdanger.jpgvshttp://img704.imageshack.us/img704/6474/sergeikalashnovalt4.jpg Lots of high spots here between two very athletic guys. Sergei is perhaps the better and more impressive man as Leon seems tired and distracted from his late night exploits but Kalashnov goes down to a cynical foot on the ropes for leverage and Leon retains. Winner: Leon Harrison D+ 53</div></blockquote> http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/2596/joeybeauchamp.jpg Joey “The Breeze” Beauchamp hypes the 3way title match and claims he has the number of both challengers having beaten them before. He speculates on the masked man’s identity and talks about a few of the HIW workers as possibilities including Rolling Johnny Stones, Jon Harrow and Victor Rodriguez as well as his partner Fred Murray. C 61 http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/3493/leighburton.jpghttp://img27.imageshack.us/img27/1640/rickystorm.jpghttp://img806.imageshack.us/img806/9586/adammatravers.jpghttp://img34.imageshack.us/img34/5576/christopherlister.jpg Youth Explosion enter the ring ahead of their big 4 vs. 4 match. They take the opportunity to talk about how young, fresh and exciting they are and claim the crowd wants to see their success continue, especially over one of the oldest men on the roster and 3 unintelligible Dutchmen. D+ 49 Youth Explosion (Leigh Burton, Ricky Storm, Adam Matravers & Toby Juan Kenobi) vs. Triple Dutch (Frank de Pain, Ruud van Anger & Arjen van der Bilt) & Geordie Jimmy Morris <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="28478" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/3493/leighburton.jpghttp://img27.imageshack.us/img27/1640/rickystorm.jpghttp://img806.imageshack.us/img806/9586/adammatravers.jpghttp://img34.imageshack.us/img34/5576/christopherlister.jpg vshttp://img822.imageshack.us/img822/9307/ruudvanangeralt1.jpghttp://img689.imageshack.us/img689/3561/frankdepainalt1.jpghttp://img16.imageshack.us/img16/7751/sp78c.jpghttp://img69.imageshack.us/img69/8616/geordiejimmymorris2.jpg A wild, overbooked brawl with loads of combinations and exciting moments. Unfortunately a couple of the guys involved have a lot of talent but not a lot of experience and it was a little too chaotic. Ricky pinned Arjen after his trademark StormBringer. Winner: Youth Explosion D 47</div></blockquote> http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/8106/thefearsomebunsen.jpghttp://img248.imageshack.us/img248/2973/pitbullbrown.jpghttp://img708.imageshack.us/img708/3265/thedamned.jpg The Fearsome Bunsen talks to The Rejects about their mystery opponents. He claims that as they’ve hyped themselves as so tough and a cutting edge musical group they need some likeminded competition. They will be facing the old-school punks Bruiser and Thug. C- 56 <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="28478" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>The Rejects (Pitbull Brown and The Damned) vs. Bruiser and Thug http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/2973/pitbullbrown.jpghttp://img708.imageshack.us/img708/3265/thedamned.jpgvshttp://img710.imageshack.us/img710/2750/bruiseralt.jpghttp://img835.imageshack.us/img835/2674/thugalt.jpg All 4 men bleed heavily here as no one is willing to back down. In some ways this resembles a shoot fight with very little HIW High Impact content. The key man is Pitbull Brown. His fabled tenacity is noticeable as the man just REFUSES to stay down and keeps this alive as Bruiser and Thug seem strong before hitting Thug with his Doghouse Piledriver. Ouchy. Winner: The Rejects D 44</div></blockquote> http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/778/sp13s.jpg The masked man cuts a promo promising victory tonight but he claims he will remove the mask anyway so everyone can see the man who will PUNISH THEM ALL [thanks Carnifex!]. He expresses special displeasure that his ally from last week the Demolition Druid Ali Bloxsome didn’t pan out, but he was a decoy anyway. C- 56 http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/8650/johnnystones.jpghttp://img28.imageshack.us/img28/3972/dannypattersonalt2.jpghttp://img248.imageshack.us/img248/2973/pitbullbrown.jpghttp://img708.imageshack.us/img708/3265/thedamned.jpghttp://img824.imageshack.us/img824/664/kathleenlee.jpg Rolling Johnny Stones and his band The Richmond Mafia come to the ring. Johnny is excited about the title shot they have been given against Victor Hugo after some tension between the groups recently (that also involved Youth Explosion). Johnny reminds everyone that he is the only 2-time HIW champ and his drummer Danny Patterson is an almost unstoppable beast of a man. D+ 50 http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/1802/victorrodriguez.jpghttp://img6.imageshack.us/img6/7886/hugolopes.jpg Victor Hugo respond with the Gypsy Prince Victor Rodriguez specially vociferous that they are the rightful champ and no 2-bit brawlers like Johnny and Danny can take their titles. D 46 <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="28478" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Victor Hugo vs. Rolling Johnny Stones & Danny Patterson for the HIW Tag titles http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/1802/victorrodriguez.jpghttp://img6.imageshack.us/img6/7886/hugolopes.jpgvshttp://img706.imageshack.us/img706/8650/johnnystones.jpghttp://img28.imageshack.us/img28/3972/dannypattersonalt2.jpg A clash of styles as the brawling Stones and Patterson take on high-flying Hugo and Victor who is a technical machine but pretty accomplished all round. Victor is the main man and holds his own against the ex-champ as well as the huge Danny, but interference from Richmond Mafia backing singer Kathleen Lee puts him down as the ref was distracted. Brainbuster from Johnny. New tag champs. Winner: Rolling Johnny Stones and Danny Patterson C- 56</div></blockquote> http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/6013/sharkygeorge.jpg Sharky George cuts his own promo about the big match tonight. Sharky puts himself over as the only man in HIW willing to do whatever it takes to get what he wants and cites come of the insane moves that he has pulled off for a big man as well as the amount of bleeding he’s done in this very ring. C- 54 http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/6013/sharkygeorge.jpghttp://img130.imageshack.us/img130/2596/joeybeauchamp.jpghttp://img192.imageshack.us/img192/778/sp13s.jpg A video plays (on the HIW OHP of course)of the history of the 3-man feud. All the attacks/suicidal moves and spoiling tactics are show as well as all 3 main men guaranteeing final victory. D+ 53 <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="28478" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Joey Beauchamp vs. Sharky George vs. masked man for the HIW UK title http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/6013/sharkygeorge.jpgvs http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/2596/joeybeauchamp.jpgvshttp://img192.imageshack.us/img192/778/sp13s.jpg A very even match as all three men go absolutely all out for the win knowing they won’t get another shot for at least 6 months. Everyone has at least one moment where they look to have won the match and several close 2-counts. There has to be one winner though and it is the champion Joey Beauchamp who seizes the moment by hitting his Breeze Block on the masked man whilst Sharky is down following a missed diving headbutt. Winner: Joey Beauchamp C 60</div></blockquote> After the match Joey celebrates wildly whilst Sharky storms from the arena under his personal black cloud of despair. Joey approaches the masked man and goes to remove the mask, but the prone fighter kicks Joey in the unmentionables and climbs to his feet. “You may have won this match but it’s only a set-back in my quest to educate you HIW cretins. Enjoy your fleeting victory Joey as I will be back to punish you. For I am vengeance. I am retribution...” At this point he tears the mask from his face... “I am God’s Wrath!” ...to reveal that under the mask is... Jack Giedroyc. http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/3083/jackgiedroycalt1.jpg C 60 Overall show rating: 54 C-

Boltinho · July 20, 2010

3/5 for both of you guys this time.

Cumulative:

Zergon 11

Nightshadeex 11

bgbuff 5

Noone guessed the tag titles would go to Rolling Johnny Stones and Danny Patterson.

The again, I wish they hadn't as Danny promptly broke his ankle. Way to carry the tag titles boys.

Nightshadeex · July 20, 2010

Bolt, you give the masked man away during his initial promo.

Boltinho · July 21, 2010

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Nightshadeex" data-cite="Nightshadeex" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="28478" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Bolt, you give the masked man away during his initial promo.</div></blockquote> OOPS!

Boltinho · July 21, 2010

Next time on HIW:

<div style="text-align:center;">In this light, will you fight me?</div>

<div style="text-align:center;">http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/7407/hiwinthislightwillyoufi.jpg</div>

The Hustlers (Joey Beauchamp & Fred Murray) vs. Youth Explosion (Leigh Burton & Ricky Storm) vs. The Foundation (Leo Price & Stevie Stoat)

Joey will rest from singles competition but plenty of teams are itching for a shot at his big name. Can Leo establish himself with a big win? Can Youth Experience actually manage back-to-back wins?

Sharky George vs. ???

Sharky has been hyping himself as a hardcore warrior so Bunsen has lined up a big name brawler for him to face in a gimmick match

Leon Harrison vs. Dolf Kernen for the HIW Velocity title

Sergei's partner Dolf is angry at Leon's underhand victory at Northern Lights. Can he get revenge? How will Sergei feel about that?

Rolling Johnny Stones & ??? vs. Victor Hugo vs. Youth Explosion: TNG for the HIW tag titles

Rolling Johnny Stones is the new tag champ but his partner Danny Patterson has injured himself. Will another member of his band step in? Can Victor claim the belts straight back?

Sergei Kalashnov vs. Darren White

Sergei gets a chance to redeem himself but The Fearsome Bunsen is insisting he will have to prove his worth again before a return match.

In other news, we're now involved with a regional battle in the South (ie London) with MOSC and 21CW. This is exacerbated by being at war with 21CW (for fun). Will roster raiding become commonplace? Who have we already stolen from 21CW?

Answers on a postcard...

Nightshadeex · July 21, 2010

The Hustlers (Joey Beauchamp & Fred Murray) vs. Youth Explosion (Leigh Burton & Ricky Storm) vs. The Foundation (Leo Price & Stevie Stoat)

I got YE on this one.

Sharky George vs. ???

Unless Sharky is on his way out, I see him picking up the win.

Leon Harrison vs. Dolf Kernen for the HIW Velocity title

No win for Dolf tonight.

Rolling Johnny Stones & ??? vs. Victor Hugo vs. Youth Explosion: TNG for the HIW tag titles

Nah, you got the Freebird Rule, no reason to hotshot the straps back.

Sergei Kalashnov vs. Darren White

All night long.

Zergon · July 21, 2010

The Hustlers (Joey Beauchamp & Fred Murray) vs. Youth Explosion (Leigh Burton & Ricky Storm) vs. The Foundation (Leo Price & Stevie Stoat)

Champ is kept strong here

Sharky George vs. ???

This one is hard since Sharky cannot challenge Joe and thus would be prime cantite to job future challenger but I´m not sure if this mystery guy is one shot deal (like Bloxsome) or if his big enough name to challenge Joe....oh well I guess I go with Sharky

Leon Harrison vs. Dolf Kernen for the HIW Velocity title

Nope Dolf isn´t getting the title either

Rolling Johnny Stones & ??? vs. Victor Hugo vs. Youth Explosion: TNG for the HIW tag titles

Even thogh Patterson is injured I don´t see title´s changing hands here

Sergei Kalashnov vs. Darren White

I have no idea who White even is

Boltinho · July 22, 2010

<div style="text-align:center;">http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/7529/hiwf.jpg In this light, will you fight me? http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/7407/hiwinthislightwillyoufi.jpg Friday week 2 March 2002 Attendance: 1,000</div> http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/8106/thefearsomebunsen.jpg The Fearsome Bunsen introduces the show from his backstage lab and reiterates that after Joey beat Sharky and Jack Giedroyc at Northern Lights, neither man will be allowed another title shot until 6 months time. Bunsen says that Jack has gone AWOL, but Sharky is hungry for action and will have a special opponent in his match tonight. C- 59 http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/8650/johnnystones.jpghttp://img28.imageshack.us/img28/3972/dannypattersonalt2.jpg Rolling Johnny Stones comes out with Danny Patterson and the two men parade their newly won tag belts. Johnny reveals that Danny is injured and can’t be in tonight’s match but he has been given leave to defend the belts with another man. Pitbull Brown? The Damned? No. Tonight Johnny’s partner will be someone very well known, the 21CW champion and hardcore warrior; the Steamroller! http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/6366/thesteamroller.jpg The Steamroller comes out to fans booing 21CW but they quickly quieten down when they see the man. He’s HUGE. Together with Danny Patterson they practically fill the arena. D 43 <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="28478" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Rolling Johnny Stones & The Steamroller vs. Victor Hugo vs. Youth Explosion: TNG for the HIW tag titles http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/8650/johnnystones.jpghttp://img137.imageshack.us/img137/6366/thesteamroller.jpgvshttp://img269.imageshack.us/img269/1802/victorrodriguez.jpghttp://img6.imageshack.us/img6/7886/hugolopes.jpg vshttp://img806.imageshack.us/img806/9586/adammatravers.jpghttp://img34.imageshack.us/img34/5576/christopherlister.jpg Gypsy Prince Victor Rodriguez is a man possessed here trying to win back his cherished belt, but the Steamroller is on fire. He’s a huge man and a real old-school bruiser and in particular hurls Adam Matravers, Toby Juan Kenobi and Hugo Lopes around like toys before pinning Kenobi contemptuously. Winners: Rolling Johnny Stones & The Steamroller C- 57</div></blockquote> http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/6366/thesteamroller.jpg The Steamroller grabs a mic to talk to the fans. He’s a ****ney which doesn’t make him any friends and speaks almost monosyllabically with a real threat. “Spent lot of time in prison. Got real angry. Lots of scraps. Came out. Started fighting for cash at 21CW. Won belt. Dominated. Came looking for real challenge. No-one at HIW can stop me either. Don’t bother trying.” C- 57 http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/6474/sergeikalashnovalt4.jpghttp://img97.imageshack.us/img97/1475/dolfkernen.jpg Eastern Bloc (Sergei Kalashnov & Dolf Kernen) perform a quick rap ahead of their individual matches. Both of them basically just slate Leon Harrison with their old-fashioned views on what “a man should be”. Even the HIW fans are quite offended by their serious bigotry. D 46 <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="28478" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Sergei Kalashnov vs. Darren White http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/6474/sergeikalashnovalt4.jpgvshttp://img4.imageshack.us/img4/5797/darrenwhite2.jpg This is a fantastic match as both smaller men refuse to stop performing stupidly action-packed moves. Darren hasn’t had a lot of success, but we have seen him employ the darker side before and he cheats outrageously here. Sergei is the more established man though and manages to hit his Eastern Block for the win. Winner: Sergei C- 56</div></blockquote> http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/8106/thefearsomebunsen.jpghttp://img97.imageshack.us/img97/1475/dolfkernen.jpg The Fearsome Bunsen introduces the next match but disappoints Dolf when he belatedly decides that... “Due to the precise atomic structure and mass/delta-V ratio of Dolf Kernen’s Euclidean form” ...the big German will not be eligible to fight for the Velocity title. Dolf looks crestfallen as he is by far the more imposing and dangerous looking man in the match. C- 58 <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="28478" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Leon Harrison vs. Dolf Kernen (not for the HIW velocity title) http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/5655/lucasdanger.jpgvshttp://img97.imageshack.us/img97/1475/dolfkernen.jpg Dolf unloads on the man who has caused hi partner Sergei so much trouble and this is pretty much a battering. Unfortunately, in the style of edgy rappers/cold-war agents everywhere he doesn’t know when to stop and the match is stopped in a DQ in favour of Leon who escapes as quickly as possible. Winner: Leon Harrison by DQ D 45</div></blockquote> http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/6013/sharkygeorge.jpg Sharky George cuts a promo claiming that he would have won the HIW UK title back weeks ago if it wasn’t for Giedroyc getting in the way. He’s not happy about not getting a title shot for 6 months but promises to be stronger than ever and win the title that night. In fact, he’s going to bring true hardcore to HIW for that time by being the baddest, toughest bastard in the UK. Which is when the Fearsome Bunsen reveals his opponent tonight. A man known for bloodthirsty brawls across the country: The Juicer. C- 54 <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="28478" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Sharky vs. Juicer in a hardcore rules match http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/6013/sharkygeorge.jpgvshttp://img839.imageshack.us/img839/2784/harleyneill.jpg Both men come to the ring with weaponry (barbed wire, a cricket bat, a lollipop man sign and an old microwave all feature) and lots of blood and nasty, lowdown brawling ensues. Sharky is true to his word and is the more fearless and relentless fighter before sealing victory with a Shark Attack. Winner: Sharky George D 46</div></blockquote> http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/2596/joeybeauchamp.jpghttp://img401.imageshack.us/img401/9711/fredmurray.jpg The Hustlers (Joey Beauchamp & Fred Murray) talk to the crowd about Joey’s big victory over Sharky and Giedroyc. Joey is understandably elated and promises to meet all other challengers head on. Fred doesn’t look 100% convinced but cheers along. Along the way both men offer each other outrageous bets on their individual and combined accomplishments. C- 58 Youth Explosion interrupt the Hustlers to point out that they’ve been doormats too long. They’ve proven their superiority over Pitbull brown and The Damned and will be coming for titles in HIW. In fact, they’re so serious that after being pinned in the tag titles match earlier, they have sacked Toby Juan Kenobi from their association and will be looking to fill the opening after their win tonight. D+ 48 <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="28478" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>The Hustlers (Joey Beauchamp & Fred Murray) vs. Youth Explosion (Leigh Burton & Ricky Storm) vs. The Foundation (Leo Price & Stevie Stoat) http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/2596/joeybeauchamp.jpghttp://img401.imageshack.us/img401/9711/fredmurray.jpgvshttp://img9.imageshack.us/img9/3493/leighburton.jpghttp://img27.imageshack.us/img27/1640/rickystorm.jpgvshttp://img4.imageshack.us/img4/8251/leoprice.jpghttp://img820.imageshack.us/img820/8900/steviestoat.jpg Joey expected to dominate here but that’s far from the truth as Leo is the strongest man here and both Leigh and Ricky bring great action to the match. In fact, all 6 men have their moments and this match could have been won by anyone. However, the defining moment comes after the champ Joey decides to take matters into his own hand and launches a stunning 540 flip into Ricky and Stoat together incapacitating both men. Whereupon Joey shows his legendary athleticism and resilience by willing himself up first to take the win. Winners: The Hustlers C 64</div></blockquote> http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/2596/joeybeauchamp.jpg Joey seizes a microphone after the match and reiterates his absolute right to the title. He claims that he has a move for every match and will never, ever give up entertaining the HIW fans with these suicidal moves. B- 72 Overall show rating: C- 57

Boltinho · July 22, 2010

yay! Best match ever, best angle ever (1st segment in the 70s for Joeys closing angle) and best show ever.

Hopefully that will put me top of the regional battle.

Steamroller needed a good start and picked up a strong win. I didnt really fancy him that much, but he was 21CW and poaching him hit them where it hurts. Hes a hardcore/brawler type with a lot of pop so he has an obvious opponent at HIW...

Boltinho · July 23, 2010

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Zergon" data-cite="Zergon" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="28478" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div> Sergei Kalashnov vs. Darren White I have no idea who White even is</div></blockquote> Hes a randomly generated chap. A flier with decent-ish skills all round for HIW and off the charts entertainment skills Nighstadeex goes 4/5 but Zergon is the champ this time with a perfect 5/5. It was a bit of a filler show really, but the fans certainly loved it. Maybe that says something about my booking... thanks for reading everybody

Boltinho · July 26, 2010

Next time on HIW:

http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/4894/hiwbleedforever.jpg

BLEED FOREVER

Joey Beauchamp vs. Victor Rodriguez for the HIW UK title

Victor is an accomplished singles fighter but does tend to have a big head. How will he stand up to the champ?

Sharky George vs. Fred Murray

Sharky vs Joey's partner. Will Sharky's bitternes and frustration end in disaster? Will Joey get involved? Is this just revenge?

Rolling Johnny Stones vs. Hugo Lopes

Tag champs Stones and Patterson have a beef with Victor Hugo but Danny is injured in hospital. Can Stones beat one of them in a singles match?

Leon Harrison, Jon Harrow & the Red Dragon vs. Sergei Kalashnov, Dolf Kernen & Geordie Jim Morris

Another Leon v Sergei showdown. Can Hardcore Geordie Jim even things out?

The Rejects & Double Dutch vs. Youth Explosion, Adam Matravers & ???

We've seen the Rejects lose to Youth Explosion before, but they've always bounced back. With Toby Juan Kenobi gone can the younger group find a replacement?

Nightshadeex · July 26, 2010

Joey Beauchamp vs. Victor Rodriguez for the HIW UK title

No contest here.

Sharky George vs. Fred Murray

Sharky will get another shot after six months are up.

Rolling Johnny Stones vs. Hugo Lopes

I think VH will get one win today.

Leon Harrison, Jon Harrow & the Red Dragon vs. Sergei Kalashnov, Dolf Kernen & Geordie Jim Morris

Could go either way, I'm betting against Jimmy Morris.

The Rejects & Double Dutch vs. Youth Explosion, Adam Matravers & ???

Sure, they'll find someone good.

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