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Les Thatcher, in association with Don King Promotions proudly presents:

 

HWA Big Bang

 

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That's right! HWA is back in business and it's about to explode! We've searched the galaxy for the biggest and brightest stars in professional wrestling, and we're bringing them all to the HOPE Community Centre this Sunday night! Think you've seen it all? THINK AGAIN! Because Les Thatcher and Don King are bringing the hardest hitting, highest flying athletes to Michigan and they're doing it in style!

 

HWA Big Bang marks the return of America's favourite professional wrestling promotion, so we're bringing you not one...not two...not even three...but SIX, count em SIX, main event calibre match-ups! That's twelve men putting their bodies on the line for your viewing pleasure!

 

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MOOOOOORE! HWA is nothing without the fans. NU-THING! So after all twelve men have competed in the ring, HWA management will be taking an official fan poll of your favourite performers of the night. The top four voted for wrestlers will then advance to our next show, where they will have the opportunity to wrestle in a one night tournament to determine our NEW World Heavyweight Champion! This is something you cannot afford to miss, so make sure you book your tickets early to avoid disappointment.

 

So...who will be competing, I hear you ask. Only the twelve hottest free agents in the known universe!

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COMBATANT NUMBER ONE: JEFFERSON HARDY

 

At twenty years old, Jefferson Hardy is the youngest member of The HWA roster. But don't let his slender years fool you! Jefferson has been competing since the age of sixteen, so more than knows his way around the squared circle. His unorthodox style and matinee idol good looks mean men and women alike are unable to keep their eyes off this exciting talent!

 

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COMBATANT NUMBER TWO: MR OOH LA LA

 

Love him or hate him, Mr Ooh La La is one of the most entertaining wrestlers on the pro circuit. The Egotistical French Phenom may be known more for his strip teases than his in ring ability, but underestimate him at your peril!

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COMBATANT NUMBER THREE: TERRY "RHINO" RICHARDS

 

Wanna know why they call him Rhino? Just look at him! This aggressive young man mountain may be an endangered species but that doesn't make him any less dangerous in the ring! Few have tried to corner this animal, and even less have been successful.

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COMBATANT NUMBER FOUR: MUSCLE

 

Muscle by name, Muscle by nature! This impressive specimen hails from Toronto, Canada, and has been trained by the very best, including Bret Hart and Dory Funk Jnr. Muscle is another young lion chomping at the bit to make his mark here in HWA.

 

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COMBATANT NUMBER FIVE: DARREN DROSDOV

 

The former Denver Bronco has finally decided to try his hand at a real mans sport! He knows there is no protection. He knows there are no time outs. And he loves it! Darren has a never say die attitude and the skills to back it up in the ring.

 

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COMBATANT NUMBER SIX: CANNONBALL GRIZZLY

 

He's big, he's bad, and he's bald! This Grizzly is certainly one you don't want to mess with. The Nebraska native has nothing but cruel intentions for the rest of the HWA roster, and at over 400 pounds, who in their right mind is going to try and stop him?!

 

 

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COMBATANT NUMBER SEVEN: STEVE CORINO

 

A true wrestling traditionalist and a pure athlete, Corino is the very definition of defying description. He can brawl, he can wrestle, and he can fly with the greatest of ease. The only thing he wont do is hit you with a steel chair! This anti hardcore warrior is determined to bring real wrestling back into the mainstream.

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COMBATANT NUMBER EIGHT: RON KILLINGS

 

The man who was too tough for the music business, ex-rapper Ron Killings in now finding his feet in the squared circle. Another competitor with an unorthodox ring technique, Killings can take you down in a variety of ways. He certainly has plenty of steak to go along with all that sizzle!

 

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COMBATANT NUMBER NINE: JOE E LEGRANDE

 

Some say that French Canadian Playboy Legrande has bought his way to the top of the wrestling ladder, but we say it is his skills that have paid the bills. Born into a life of privilege, Legrande may be more inclined to the finer things in life, but that doesn't mean he can't smash your face in like the best of them!

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COMBATANT NUMBER TEN: MIKEY WHIPWRECK

 

Former ECW talent Whipwreck jumped at the chance to become a part of HWA, leaving behind the hardcore pastures of Paul Heymans bloody venture. Whipwreck is determined to prove that there is more to him that mindless bloody violence, and is proud to display his aerial expertise in a HWA ring.

 

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COMBATANT NUMBER ELEVEN: NORMAN SMILEY

 

Hot Chocolate Norman Smiley is the biggest English export since The Beatles! This fun loving individual oozes class when he steps into the ring. He has wrestled all over the world, putting on five star matches in his home country Great Britain, Mexico, and now sets his sights on the holy grail, North America!

 

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COMBATANT NUMBER TWELVE: JERRY LYNN

 

Dynamic Jerry Lynn is the most experienced member of the roster and arguably the most talented. His time in other promotions has stood him in good stead for the big time here in HWA. This high flying mega star is all business, and business is booming!

HWA: Big Bang is fast becoming the most talked about wrestling event of the decade. Be there or be jealous!

Big Bang Full Card:

 

Jerry Lynn vs Norman Smiley

 

Jefferson Hardy vs Mr Ooh La La

 

Steve Corino vs Ron Killings

 

Joe E Legrande vs Mikey Whipwreck

 

Darren Drosdov vs Cannonball Grizzly

 

Terry "Rhino" Richards vs Muscle

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On Sunday night, a raucous and rowdy crowd witnessed HWA's big bang, live from The HOPE Community Center! The thirty strong live audience saw the best professional wrestling that the independent circuit has to offer.

 

I was lucky enough to be seated at ringside along with Eric Garigiulo and Scott Hudson who were providing commentary for future DVD releases.The competitors were pumped. Each man knowing that an impressive victory could bring him one step closer to the HWA World Heavyweight Championship. And things started, quite appropriately, with a bang!

 

Was it a bird? Was it a plane? NO! It was young Jefferson Hardy! The charismatic Carolina resident was greeted like a rockstar, which was more than could be said of his opponent Mr Ooh La La. Jefferson took little time to run rings around his more experience opponent, spinning him round and around in a manoeuvre he's titled "Jeffersons Aeroplane." From there it was elemental, as Jefferson ascended the ropes and crashed down with a huge swanton bomb.

 

Next up was the battle of the big boys, as Terry Richards went to battle with Muscle. Both men swung for the fences early on, and it took a huge toll on their bodies. The intensity of the man they call Rhino proved to be too much for Muscle to handle, as Richards hit a huge spear and covered for the pinfall.

 

As the exciting in ring action concluded, we were joined by Joe E Legrande who swaggered his way to ringside. He told the fans in attendance that by the end of his match, they will all be chanting his name, and he will continue his march towards the HWA title. The fans didn't seem so sure though, and let him know it in no uncertain terms! Mikey Whipwreck had heard enough and came charging to the ring!

 

The young upstart was like a house on fire, hitting Legrande with everything but the kitchen sink! He had the crowd in his hands, and the match in his grasp...but Legrande had other ideas. With the referees attention elsewhere, the cowardly Legrande hit his opponent with a low blow, and one jumping DDT later, Legrande was having his hand raised in victory.

 

Next to the ring was our resident former football player, Darren Drosdov. Darren told the fans that he has the winning mentality to succeed at whatever he puts his hand to. He said he sees himself as The Quarterback of The HWA, and as long as the fans and the management put their trust in him, he will drive them all the way to the endzone!

 

Darrens opponent Cannonball Grizzly had other ideas! He said that Darren may think he's a tough guy, but he promises him that he hasn't faced anybody quite like him!

 

It was a credit to Drosdovs never say die attitude that he frustrated the humongous Grizzly for so long. Cannonball didn't quite know how to handle the energetic upstart, and despite dominating for much of the match, Grizzly just couldn't put the former NFL man down for the count. Perhaps trying to take advantage the way that Legrande had earlier, Cannonball went outside to fetch a chair, but was caught red handed by the referee who threw the match out!

 

Drosdov may have won the match via disqualification, but Cannonball had the last laugh, as he waffled Darren with the chair leaving him down on the canvas! Drosdov was escorted to the backstage area by officials who declared that his injuries were short term and that Drosdov shouldn't be out of action for long.

 

In the semi main event of the evening, Steve Corino and Ron Killings put on a great showcase for their respective styles. The raw potential of Killings was clear to see, and his razzle dazzle certainly won him a few admirers, despite his constant heckling of the crowd. Corino was class personified, displaying a crispness that only comes with the dedication he puts into his craft. Corino proved to be a little too much for Killings to handle, but it was a promising display from the former rapper.

 

By the time our main event rolled around, the crowd where chomping at the bit! Jerry Lynn was the first to the ring and he made his feelings clear that he didn't care whether the fans cheered or booed him, he was only here to win. Norman Smiley on the other hand played up the crowd and whipped them into a frenzy!

 

The match itself was nothing short of phenomenal. The action so far had been amazing, but this match was on another level. The experience of both men, and their in ring ability really shone, and the crowd loved every minute of it. Smiley continued to play to the crowd but was all business when he needed to be. Jerry Lynn is not a man to suffer fools gladly!

 

Fans looking for a fairytale ending to an amazing evening were sorely disappointed, as the fans favourite Norman Smiley fell foul to a great opponent. Smiley put his all into the match, but on the day, he didn't quite match up. On another day, who knows? One thing is for sure, if these two men meet again we are guaranteed an amazing night!

 

Jefferson Hardy bt Mr Ooh La La

Terry Rhino Richards bt Muscle

Joe E Legrande bt Mikey Whipwreck

Darren Drosdov bt Cannonball Grizzly via disqualification

Steve Corino bt Ron Killings

Jerry Lynn bt Norman Smiley

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The results are in and now the four challengers for the HWA World Heavyweight title must be decided. We put our faith in you, loyal followers, to chose the four men who will compete for this prestigious honour. Twelve men competed for your approval at Big Bang. Eight will fall by your sword, and four will rise by your will. So, who will be your champions..?

 

Will it be:

 

Jefferson Hardy

 

Mr Ooh La La

 

Terry Rhino Richards

 

Muscle

 

Joe E Legrande

 

Mikey Whipwreck

 

Darren Drosdov

 

Cannonball Grizzly

 

Steve Corino

 

Ron Killings

 

Norman Smiley

 

Jerry Lynn

 

Please chose the four men who you want to see compete for the HWA world heavyweight championship at next months HWA extravaganza: Endurance

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ENDURANCE

 

Who will have the endurance to make it to the top of The HWA Mountain?

 

HWA Endurance is only three weeks away, where one combatant will have to wrestle twice in one night as they strive to claim the HWA World Heavyweight Championship. Fans votes are still being counted, but we can confirm that HWA officials have just come to terms with another world class athlete who will join the HWA ranks at Endurance. He is a man who has wrestled for every major promotion in North America. He is a man has seen it all. He is...Tracy Smothers.

 

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We managed to track down Tracy after the contract signing, and he had the following to say.

 

"HWA...Tracy Smothers...I like the way that sounds. So it seems I'm a little late to the party, hell, I hate to miss a good bang...but no matter. So I don't get to compete in the Endurance Tournament? So what? Such is life...such is life. Who is Tracy Smothers? Why should you care? What do I do? Don't ask me, I just work here..."

 

Cryptic words from this veteran of the squared circle I'm sure you'll agree. Tracy Smothers will be competing at HWA Endurance against an as yet unnamed opponent.

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HWA Wrestler Cannonball Grizzly was celebrating long and hard into the night as he became the CWA tag team champion! Grizzly was competing with tag team partner Robbie Brookside for the German based promotion "Catch Wrestling Association." Grizzly and Brookside defeated former champs Christian Eckstein and Ulf Herman in what has been called a must watch encounter. Our congratulations go to Grizzly and his partner Brookside.

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The HWA faithful have spoken! The votes have been counted and verified, and we can exclusively reveal the four men who will compete in the one night tournament for the HWA world heavyweight championship at HWA Endurance. Despite strong showings from the likes of Darren Drosdov and Norman Smiley, the decision was unanimous. Your four contenders for the biggest prize in professional wrestling are:

 

Combatant Number One: Jefferson Hardy

 

Despite being involved in the first match of the evening, the exciting youngster certainly stuck in your mind! Jefferson Hardy may be considered an outside bet to walk away with the HWA championship, but the dark horse tag is one he doesn't mind holding. "My thanks to y'all for giving me this huge opportunity to prove myself. Two victories in one night is a huge ask but I'm in a confident place right now. The biggest dreams are always the hardest to achieve and the most satisfying to savour."

Combatant Number Two: Jerry Lynn

 

Hardy's first round opponent at HWA Endurance will be the man who was successful in our Big Bang main event, Jerry Lynn. Lynn was incredibly impressive last time out against Norman Smiley leading to him being the most voted for combatant on the roster. Lynn has to be considered an early favourite, but he certainly wont be resting on his laurels. " The hard work begins now. Make no mistake, Jefferson is an exciting prospect, but he's just that. A prospect. I'm the finished article. And it's going to take a lot of blood and sweat, a lot of craft and experience to make it all the way to The HWA world championship. I will prevail."

 

Combatant Number Three: Steve Corino

 

Corino faced tough competition in Ron Killings at Big Bang but managed to pull off a hard fought victory. He hopes to use this momentum to catapult himself into the title picture at Endurance. The groundswell of support from the HWA faithful has given him this opportunity, but what are his chances of coming out on top? " One on one, on any given day, I fancy myself to beat anybody on the roster. No doubt. The variable comes when you have to compete in two matches on one night and that has to change your mindset. That's where the conditioning comes in to play. So my goal is to defeat whoever I face in the first round as quickly as possible and hope I've got enough left in the tank for the final."

Combatant Number Four: Terry 'Rhino' Richards

The Man They Call Rhino reaches the tournament on the back of an impressive victory over a very game Muscle. Richards take no prisoner approach and smashmouth style made him an easy pick for the HWA faithful and he is certain to cause Corino more than a few problems. Richards was unavailable for comment, his management stating that his training programme could not be interrupted. All they would say is that Rhino would be ready and that the rest of the field better watch out.

 

So there we have our four combatants in what is sure to be an amazing night of professional wrestling! Who will have the will, the desire, the Endurance to become the new HWA World Heavyweight Champion?

 

Full Card

 

World title Semi Finals: Jefferson Hardy vs Jerry Lynn

 

Steve Corino vs Terry 'Rhino' Richards

 

World title Final Match:Hardy or Lynn vs Corino or Richards

 

Smothers Debut Match: Tracy Smothers vs Norman Smiley

 

Big Bang Rematch: Cannonball Grizzly vs Darren Drosdov

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Full Card

 

World title Semi Finals: Jefferson Hardy vs Jerry Lynn

 

Steve Corino vs Terry 'Rhino' Richards

 

World title Final Match:Hardy or Lynn vs Corino or Richards

 

Smothers Debut Match: Tracy Smothers vs Norman Smiley

 

Big Bang Rematch: Cannonball Grizzly vs Darren Drosdov

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World title Semi Finals: Jefferson Hardy vs Jerry Lynn

 

Steve Corino vs Terry 'Rhino' Richards

 

World title Final Match:Hardy or Lynn vs Corino or Richards

 

Smothers Debut Match: Tracy Smothers vs Norman Smiley

 

Big Bang Rematch: Cannonball Grizzly vs Darren Drosdov

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