SWF: You Know You Want To Give It One Star a.k.a. the Ballad of Big Smack Scott

Harmor · May 9, 2012

Sure, let's see if I can come up with something. Nice show, keep it up mate and on a sidenote - I like the way you write Vengeance (I'm a sucker for dark characters

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Rare Kuma · May 11, 2012

Liking this diary so far! Although I'm personally crossing my fingers for a Gregory Black push (that guy is midcard gold if you push him right).

BHK1978 · May 11, 2012

Well I'm game, but I can't promise an overly creative name or anything Good show overall, I wonder where Vengeance goes from here. And Joe Sexy doesn't look old at all...

Well Joe might not be old enough for the purple pill but he is in his late 30's so he might be close to the time when he needs the added help...

Sure, let's see if I can come up with something. Nice show, keep it up mate and on a sidenote - I like the way you write Vengeance (I'm a sucker for dark characters )

Vengeance is pretty much Pinhead from the Hellrasier movies. I am having a problem with him, there is no one for him to face on the next PPV. So I am stuck on what to do with him.

Liking this diary so far! Although I'm personally crossing my fingers for a Gregory Black push (that guy is midcard gold if you push him right).

First off glad to have you on board!

Yeah Gregory Black has a storyline coming up and I think he will become an important part of the undercard if things go as I plan them. I am just waiting for the B-Show to come around and that is when I will start that storyline. I would put it on the main show but I fear that it would drag the show rating down too much. With a B-Show I do not have to worry about the show rating.

BHK1978 · May 14, 2012

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SWF Pay-Per-View Wrap-up

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Hello folks my name is Sam Tyler and the good folks here at Totalextremewrestling.com have asked me to pen a column after every SWF Pay-Per-View. Now a little bit of background about myself, I am originally from Manchester, England but I moved to the States ten years ago, so for you readers don’t expect me to write English, I’ll be writing American English here. I have been a wrestling fan since my dad took me to wrestling shows as a kid. And I just fell in love with the business. Now I am not saying my opinion is right, I am just giving my opinion here. If you like it cool, if not well…who cares?

Now let us talk about the last SWF Pay-Per-View which was Nothing to Lose. There were a lot of people who did not enjoy Nothing to Lose, for my part I thought it was all right but it was nothing to write home about, not that I would ever write home about a wrestling PPV, if I did so my mother would think that I was nuts.

The first match was for the tag team championships, now the match was good but there was just no build-up for it on T.V., so I sat there watching it thinking what the whole point of the match was. That seemed to be a running theme for the first few matches on the show. They just seemed like they were thrown on there for no other reason than to fill time.

I understand with only so much time on television a week, you can’t always put everything on that you would like. The thing that bothers me is that a match for the Tag Team Titles should merit some sort of build-up. I have heard in the past that Mister (Richard) Eisen, is not a huge fan of tag team wrestling but he has so much talent in the division which he could use to his advantage. Instead he has the champs defend the titles sporadically in matches that don’t mean anything to the viewers.

After the tag team championship match we were treated to two other matches that had no prior build-up. Don’t get me wrong both matches were okay, well Remo versus Jungle Lord was okay and the Greg Black/Enforcer Roberts match was pretty good. The thing that bothers me was they were two more matches that acted as filler. Plus they had Gregory Black lose to the beyond ancient Enforcer Roberts which is beyond stupid in my opinion.

Due to the previous comment I know I am going to get some nasty comments from Enforcer Roberts. The thing is the dude is old, he might be a great wrestler but his job is to make other talent look good. The bottom line is he should not be winning matches on the PPV.

Next up we had the match between Robbie Retro and Angry Gilmore. Now let me say this in advance, I am an Angry Gilmore mark, to me everything he does is gold and I would not be surprised if he could walk on water. He did not disappoint in this match as me managed to pull a decent match out of a useless slug like Robbie Retro.

Once the match was done Gilmore kept on beating Robbie up until the returning Lobster Warrior made the save. Now I like this move because it sets up Lobby/Gilmore II and I hope that Angry Gilmore actually picks up the victory this time. It was tough seeing my hero lose to a dude dressed up as a lobster.

The Joe Sexy six-man tag match was next. Overall I felt that match was just blah, I thought Joe and Brandon did a good job but the other guys in the ring just did nothing for me. Especially Big Smack Scott or as I like to call him B.S. because that is what his matches smell like B.S.. Anything that he does just flat out sucks and I have to say kudos to the fans for letting him know that. Maybe he will eventually get better if he listens to the fans…who I am kidding that guy will never get better. Problem is it is well known that Richard Eisen just loves BSS, which means that there is no incentive for him to get better. So I guess we will have to watch B.S. botch spots for many, many years to come. Oh joy!

We then had the Faith/Khoklov match which was not all that great. I mean we know Faith is a witch out there in the ring, his magic is so strong he can pull out a great match with nearly anyone. Well even the most powerful of witches could only manage a decent match out of Marat. I really wish that the SWF would have Christian feud with someone better.

The semi-main event was the Drag Me To Hell match which was surprisingly good. The last three DMTH matches outright sucked and Vengeance had some great opponents in those matches (Jack Bruce twice and Christian Faith.), so I was surprised when Steve Frehley of all people managed to make this one of the best DMTH matches of all-time.

The thing about this match is, where do Frehley and Vengeance go after this match? They really cannot continue their feud but there really isn’t anyone for either man to feud with. I have heard rumors that Vengeance might be taking some time off to heal some nagging injuries but who knows if that is true. Even if it is true, the question still remains who do you have Frehley feud with.

If Vengeance is truly going to take time off, who does he feud with when he returns? After all in the past few years he has feuded with every major babyface in the company. I guess they could turn him fan favorite but I am just not sure it would work. With this whole, “I’ll tear your soul apart” crap I am not sure how to make him a good guy again. I wonder if the SWF have booked themselves into a corner.

The final match of the evening was the Triple Threat Steel Cage Match for the SWF World Title. I thought the match was great but I was very disappointed that they kept the belt on Eric. When will Richard Eisen realize we do not want his kid shoved down our throats. I would have loved it if they decided to put the title back on Jack or give Rich his first title reign. Instead they kept it around the least talented wrestler of the lot. Oh well I guess it is good to be son of the boss.

Well that is all I have to say about Nothing to Lose, I hope you have enjoyed reading my first of what I hope is many more articles to come.

Rare Kuma · May 14, 2012

This guy's English, so he gets my vote.

Although I'm hoping he changes his opinion on the Smackmeister. :'D

BHK1978 · May 19, 2012

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Supreme TV Episode 6

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Location: Trenton, New Jersey

Ratings on C.A.N.N.: 6.54

Ratings on U.K. Broadcasting Secondary: 0.20

Overall Show Rating: 78

[The show begins with the typical opening montage of clips from SWF; we are informed that the SWF is the worldwide leader in Sports Entertainment. We then hear the theme song for Supreme TV while we see the opening video for the show.

We now see an overhead shot of the crowd as the pyrotechnics go off. Standing in the center of the ring is SWF Chairman Richard Eisen. As soon as the main camera is on him, he begins to speak.]

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Richard Eisen: Two nights ago my son successfully defended his SWF World Heavyweight Championship against two of the most talented men to ever work in this company. All three men impressed me immensely and all three men should be proud of their great match.

However, last night put me in a situation…you see I can hardly have either Rich or Jack challenge my son at Awesome Impact. I mean it is not fair to the other men in the back to have the same two men challenge for the World Title for the third month in a row. That is why tonight I am going to have a triple threat match to decide who will be the new number one contender for the SWF World Heavyweight Championship and thus challenge the SWF Champion at Awesome Impact.

I thought that the match between Christian Faith and Marat Khoklov at Nothing To Lose did not settle anything between those two men. I must admit I enjoyed watching them wage war against each other, which is why I have decided to put them in the number one contenders match tonight.

A Triple Threat match would not be a Triple Threat match unless there was a third party involved in the match. Well that third person will be Vengeance!

After the match he had with Steve Frehley at Nothing To Lose, he has earned his right to be considered one of the top contenders for the SWF World Heavyweight Championship. Tonight we will see which of these men will challenge the SWF Champion at Awesome Impact.

Moving on…it has been brought to my attention that since losing the SWF World Title to my son, Jack Bruce has not yet received his one-on-one rematch that should have been granted to him because he was the former champion. Tonight I plan to rectify that oversight, as the main event for tonight’s show will be Jack Bruce challenging my son Eric Eisen for the SWF World Championship!

[The crowd begins to go nuts after Richard reveals the main event of the evening. It is at this point that Rich Money steps out onto the entrance stage, with a microphone in his hand, and begins to talk.]

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Rich Money: What about me Mister Eisen? When do I get my one-on-one match for the World Title?

I mean after all I am everything you value in a wrestler. I am the embodiment of success; I am young, rich, and good looking. Because I have all of those qualities I should be your dream champion. Yet I am constantly denied my chance to be successful.

Are you afraid of me in a one-on-one match with your son? If it is a case of you protecting your son, I can totally understand where you are coming from…because you and I both know if I stepped into that ring with Eric in a one-on-one match, I would be the one walking out of there as the new SWF World Champion.

[Richard Eisen shakes his head for a moment before he addresses Rich Money.]

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Richard Eisen: First off, I do not take kindly to people accusing me of nepotism! So you can stop beating that drum right now!

The only reason why Jack Bruce is getting another shot at the world title is because he is the former champion and as such he has a rematch clause in his contract. If it wasn’t for said clause, he would not be getting yet another shot at the title.

Look Rich, I am a fan of yours…I truly am, but the fact of the matter is for two straight Pay-Per-Views you have faced the SWF World Champion and lost. I can hardly justify you getting another shot at the title until you prove that you are worthy of another shot. I know you feel slighted but those are the breaks.

Maybe you should use your rage to fight back to the top and once again earn the right to fight for the SWF World Championship. I have all of the confidence in the world that you will get another shot at the gold. However, tonight is not that night…you are going to have to go and earn that shot.

Now if you don’t mind I have a show to put on, if you want to further discuss this topic we can do so backstage in my office.

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[upon returning from the first commercial break of the evening we see the commentary team of Peter Michaels, Duane Fry and Anna Garcia and the three of them discuss the matches that we shall see tonight. It is now time to head down to the ring for the first match of the evening.]

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Joe Sexy vs. Kurt Laramee with Emma Chase

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Match:

This match was a match to showcase Joe Sexy taking on one of Brandon James’ allies.

Both men had their moments to shine in the match, even though this match was on the short side.

In the end, Joe put Kurt away with a One Night Stand he then pinned Kurt for the win.

After picking up the win he winked at Emma, who was completely disgusted over the fact that Joe winked at her.

Winner: Joe Sexy

Time: 6:46

Match Rating: 61

[it is now time to head to the backstage interview area for the first time tonight as Jerry Eisen is about to interview Angry Gilmore.]

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Jerry Eisen: Angry Gilmore at last Sunday’s Nothing to Lose, you tried to end the career of Robbie Retro only to be thwarted by the returning Lobster Warrior. My question to you is, what it necessary for you to do what you did to Robbie Retro and how do you feel about Lobster Warrior entering the ring and saving his friend?

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Angry Gilmore: Was it necessary for me to do what I did to Robbie Retro…absolutely. Look I am sick and tired of being a walking laughingstock. People see my in airports and I hear them laughing at me because they know that I am a professional wrestler. When I go to the gym if I see another athlete there, I know that they do not think I am at the same level as they are because I am a professional wrestler.

The reason why I am looked down upon is because when people think of professional wrestlers they think of sports entertainers. They think of men dressed up as lobsters, of men who look like a poor man’s Tarzan. Because of these sports entertainers, people view me as a joke. They think that what I do for a living is nothing but a joke. I am sick and tired of this, I am a real athlete…I am not some sideshow joke.

Lobster Warrior, the SWF championship committee has seen it fit that you and I will face off against each other one more time at Awesome Impact. That is fine with me, I will be more than happy to make you regret the day you started wearing that stupid lobster get up.

Now with Awesome Impact being four weeks away, I want to issue an open challenge. If there are any sports entertainers out there that think they have what it takes to beat me, I want you to come down to the ring and prove it. That is right I throwing down a challenge right now, I want to run the Cartoon Gauntlet. I want to take every miserable cartoon character out of this company in the weeks leading up to Awesome Impact. Because I am mad as hell and I am not going to take it anymore.

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Jungle Lord vs. Angry Gilmore

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Match:

It looks like Jungle Lord is the first to take on Angry Gilmore in the Cartoon Gauntlet.

When will Jungle Lord ever learn that he should not shake the ropes before the match starts, because each time he does, he ends up getting jumped.

This is exactly what happened to him at the start of this match as Gilmore attacked him from behind, kneeing Jungle Lord in his back.

Gilmore dominated the early portions of the match.

However, his arrogance got the better of him because he clearly had Jungle Lord beat but he kept on pulling Jungle Lord’s shoulder up before Referee Ric Young could count to three.

He did this one too many times and soon enough Jungle Lord began to fight back.

In the end though, Gilmore proved to be the better man as he finished Jungle Lord off with an Anger Management.

Winner: Angry Gilmore

Time: 11:44

Match Rating: 79

[We come back from commercial break and we are given the…

SWF Fun Fact of the Week: SWF Supreme TV was listed as the number one show for people who own pet rocks.]

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Lobster Warrior vs. Enforcer Roberts

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Match:

This was a good match but that is what was expected out of these two guys.

Both men got their offense in and Roberts nearly beat Lobster Warrior (LW) on a couple of occasions.

Angry Gilmore came down to the ring to “scout” LW.

When it looked like Lobster Warrior was about to pick up the victory, Angry Gilmore attacked him from behind, which forced Referee Darren Smith to award the victory to LW via disqualification.

Winner by disqualification: Lobster Warrior

Time: 10:47

Match Rating: 82

[Gilmore had the upper hand in this post-match brawl, due to the fact that he attacked LW from behind. This advantage only lasted for a few fleeting moments as LW began to fight back. Before any real damage could be done by either man, they were separated by SWF officials. ]

Triple Threat Match, the winner becomes the new number one contender to the SWF World Heavyweight Championship:

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Christian Faith vs. Vengeance vs. Marat Khoklov

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Match:

As soon as the bell rang Christian and Marat went at it, while Vengeance stood in the corner and watched.

This was not your typical Triple Threat Match as Vengeance and Marat did not work together at all in this match. In fact, there were a couple of moments where Marat and Vengeance went at it.

One thing that was very noticeable about this match was that both Vengeance and Marat no-sold nearly every offensive move that was used against them.

The lack of selling in this match hardly mattered to the fans because three of the most popular workers in the company were in this match.

Towards the end of the bout, Christian jumped up and nailed Marat with a clothesline; this staggered the Mauler from Moscow who bad his way up against the ropes. Christian nailed him a second time with a clothesline, which caused Marat to tumble backwards over the top rope and land on the arena floor.

Christian then turned his attention towards a dazed Vengeance, who was a victim of a Moscow Lariat a few moments earlier.

Vengeance and Christian brawled for a short period of time, when Christian got the upper hand he lifted Vengeance up and suplexed him down onto the mat. He then climbed the ropes and put Vengeance away with a Leap of Faith.

Three seconds later Christian picked up the victory and is now officially the new number one contender for the SWF World Heavyweight Championship.

Winner and new number one contender for the SWF World Heavyweight Championship: Christian Faith

Time: 10:34

Match Rating: 78

For the SWF World Heavyweight Championship:

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Jack Bruce vs. Eric Eisen ©

[before the match began Rich Money came down to the announcer’s table to make the already bloated SWF announce team look even more like the announce team from Naked Gun. Where was Dr. Joyce Brothers?]

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Match:

From the start of the match the Trenton fans were all over Eric, calling out “Erica” throughout the entire match.

The running theme of this match was that Eric was trying his hardest not to fight Jack.

Eric constantly left the ring or would go towards the ropes forcing Referee Darren Smith to call for a rope break whenever Jack would get him down on the mat.

These actions frustrated Jack immensely as every time he would get some offensive momentum going, Eric would stall it by leaving the ring.

Towards the end of the match, Jack started to build up momentum once again which caused Eric to leave the ring and this time he began walking up the aisle towards the backstage area, fully content on losing this match via count out but still retaining his title.

Jack was having none of this as he pursued the champion and when he caught up to him the two men began to fight in the aisle.

Jack managed to bring Eric back into the ring and at this point it was clear that Eric was no match for Jack as Jack was clearly in control of this match.

Jack hit Eric with his a New York Minute and covers Eric for the pin, the crowd begins to count along with Referee Darren Smith. 1…2…whack!

Before Referee Darren Smith could slap the mat for the third time, Rich Money entered the ring and nailed Jack in the back with a steel chair.

This forces Referee Darren Smith to award the victory to Jack via disqualification.

*Winner via disqualification: Jack Bruce

Time: 13:58

Match Rating: 83

*Note, Eric Eisen still retains his SWF World Heavyweight Championship because unless stated otherwise the SWF Championship cannot change hands on a disqualification.

[After the match is thrown out, Rich continues to brutally beat Jack with the steel chair. Eric Eisen wanting no part of either man quickly leaves the ringside area. Rich throws the chair out of the ring and he then hits Jack with his fining move the Bank Roll, leaving Jack motionless on the ring mat. Rich then exits the ring and snatches the microphone from the ring announcer.

Upon reentering the ring, Rich looks down at Jack and begins to yell.]

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Rich Money: If I cannot have a shot at the SWF World Championship, you sure as hell can’t either!

[Rich gives Jack a swift kick to the ribs and then stands over Jack’s motionless body, admiring his work as the show goes off the air.]

Post Show Thoughts:

1. I tried to find a clip from the original Naked Gun, where Dr. Joyce Brothers was one of the commentators in the baseball game at the end of the movie, so that people would understand the joke. Sadly I could not find it.

2. This show had two matches end in disqualification, which I am pretty sure has the C-Verse’s IWC up in arms. Which you know must have pissed off the fictional IWC, I know why I did it and that is all that matters.

3. I am not really sure what to do with Vengeance right now as he does not have anyone to feud with. There is nobody on the free agent market that I can bring in to feud with him right now either. What I will probably end up doing is giving him the Remo treatment. Which is just handing him throwaway matches until I find him someone to feud with.

4. Why is it that every time I see Lobster Warrior I automatically think of Chris Kaladaro?

5. I would really love to think of a new way to start the show, instead of having Richard Eisen in the ring and telling you what will happen on the show. The thing is that is how pretty much every wrestling show has begun for the past fifteen years or so. I actually hate having to rely on the crutch that is known as the Authority Figure.

TakerNGN74 · May 19, 2012

4. Why is it that every time I see Lobster Warrior I automatically think of Chris Kaladaro?

I dunno man does Lobby lose a lot (haven't been paying attention to him enough to know if he has been losing) but Chris lost a lot.

Anyways man thanks for the reference!

BHK1978 · May 19, 2012

I dunno man does Lobby lose a lot (haven't been paying attention to him enough to know if he has been losing) but Chris lost a lot.

Anyways man thanks for the reference!

Nah, I think what it is was your old avatar used to be Lobster Warrior and your signature character is Chris, so I just mentally linked the two of them. Odd I know but then again I guess I am very odd.

ampulator · May 19, 2012

It looks like you have ran into the weird problem of "The best match of the night is between two people who can't quite main event yet".

Eidenhoek · May 19, 2012

Because I am mad as hell and I am not going to take it anymore.

One of the coolest ways to spoil how this storyline ends.

Also, I can't open my window.

I am not really sure what to do with Vengeance right now as he does not have anyone to feud with. There is nobody on the free agent market that I can bring in to feud with him right now either. What I will probably end up doing is giving him the Remo treatment. Which is just handing him throwaway matches until I find him someone to feud with.

SOUL.

TAKER.

SOULTAKERSOULTAKERSOULTAKERRRRRRR

ampulator · May 19, 2012

I doubt Soul Taker is a free agent. The last I recall, he's with SOTBPW. Besides, his style doesn't fit with the current iteration of the SWF, though that can be worked around... I think BHK is having enough trouble as it is, to put on the match quality he wants, with his current roster. Luchadores aren't exactly going to make it anywhere, outside of, well, Traditional Lucha Libre products.

Eidenhoek · May 19, 2012

Ah, free agent means unemployed, not someone who is hireable. My bad.

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Soul Taker coming in with Opener-level overness is what the problem is. The dude's fantastic in the ring and would work fine as a complement to Vengeance. High selling, decent entertainment, Vengeance has a brawling style...

Yes, it's not the best idea, but I'm pretty sure that, popularity aside, he'd do just fine in SWF.

Hell, make them a tag team and have Vengeance go after the Frehleys and Taker after the Bumfholes.

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I'm searching for unemployed guys at least Light Heavyweight with at least 70 selling. Kimitada Yaganita and Madman Boone are the only candidates; Kimitada isn't good and Boone's injured.

LHW+ with 70 psychology gives Coyote Dynamite.

LHW+ with 50 pop in USA:

Billy Jack Shearer

Madman Boone

Man Mountain Cahill

Stink

LHW+ with at least 50 psychology that have some redeeming qualities:

Coyote Dynamite (probably the best performer in these parameters)

Doctor Insane (absurd microphone and acting)

Haiti Voodude (has a weird gimmick like the Doc above, but Voodude sucks)

Kimitada Yanagita (actually, might be a better performer than Coyote)

Ignoring size, the male wrestlers that are unemployed with 70+ psych:

Asiatico (0 pop; solid performance skills)

Coyote Dynamite (duh)

Hidekazu (old, leg injury, 13 pop, solid performance and tech skills)

Junnosuke Fukuzawa (old; 17 pop; solid performance; capable technician)

La Bestia Purpura (21; 0 pop; flashy; decent performance for a rookie)

Naonobu Murkami (old; freelancer; 17 pop; good performance)

Scarlet Samurai (old; 17 pop; solid performance)

Takesi Umehara (old; 0 pop; okay performance and entertainment)

Washichi Inao (0 pop; okay performance; solid flier)

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I'd heavily suggest for BHK to look for people who are employed elsewhere, not just free agents. The list breaks open with some great guys; Acid's the most popular of the bunch.

ampulator · May 19, 2012

Ah, free agent means unemployed, not someone who is hireable. My bad.

Soul Taker coming in with Opener-level overness is what the problem is. The dude's fantastic in the ring and would work fine as a complement to Vengeance. High selling, decent entertainment, Vengeance has a brawling style...

He's a Luchadore. Which means, all things considered, he's going to be low, low, low on the SWF card. If he's anything below a Lower Midcarder, he's going to be limited to 6-minute matches (and if I recall correctly, a whopping total 6 minutes of screen time allowed per show). It would take time for him to build up Soul Taker, and considering Soul Taker's a Luchadore, that will take a while.I think you underestimate how low the Luchadore style is ranked outside of Traditional Lucha Libre products. If you do the math through Hyde Hill's research, it's not good.

Edit: By the way, I'm not saying your idea is bad... it's not a bad idea at all. But it hardly helps BHK's issue.

Edit 2: Oops, Soul Taker has passable English. I regret this error.

michgcs · May 19, 2012

Yeah, I'm a bit shocked by how low the scores are, to be honest... (although to be even more honest, I'm not much of a c-verse guy, myself... )

Anyway, I found it hilarious that "Angry" Gilmore is "mad."

Great show and I'm really digging the Rich Money character, hopefully he beats Eisen for the title next time

Rayelek · May 19, 2012

I find that Soul Taker is an incident machine whenever I bring him in. However if you were to grab La Bestia Purpura for development, I'd say great idea. *Wink Wink*

ampulator · May 19, 2012

He's a great worker... but that's not the real issue. Unless he changes his style, he's not going to move up the card as fast as he should. And as I said before, BHK needs to find someone he can fued with Vengeance, and Soul Taker wouldn't move up the card fast enough.

Eidenhoek · May 20, 2012

He's a great worker... but that's not the real issue. Unless he changes his style, he's not going to move up the card as fast as he should. And as I said before, BHK needs to find someone he can fued with Vengeance, and Soul Taker wouldn't move up the card fast enough.

I ran through the options. He really doesn't have a free agent that can work a match decently and who is over already. He really only needs the guy to get to upper midcard, and it's more important that the guy is popular (he can always push him to main event the day of) than pushed highly.

I just checked my SWF save in April. Taker's had 14 matches; he's at 32 popularity and autos to midcard. Best match was Lobster Warrior over Eisen and Taker.

Character-wise he's the perfect lightweight analogue. Style-wise, no. Popularity-wise, no. But here's the big issue:

Who fits the bill? I've given almost 15 options-true, none of them good. We can talk about how Soul Taker won't work, but who will? This is the point where there's no reason to attack my suggestions anymore; we know they are bad. Freely admitted. But in that case, where are the other suggestions?

BHK1978 · May 20, 2012

I have some international talent in my developmental promotions (RIPW and FCW are both developmental promotions in my game.). None of the guys I signed are popular enough to be on the main roster yet. Actually, most of them do not even have the stats yet to get on the main roster.

I really do not want to go hog wild, in regards to my roster size. I tend to do that a lot and even now I have a bit of a bloated roster.

In regards to Vengeance, I will probably give him the Remo treatment for the next PPV and by then I am sure I will find someone that I would like for him to face. My problem is I usually do not like to have guys with higher popularity lose to guys with lower popularity unless they are pretty close in popularity.

The reason being is I do not want to kill their popularity and momentum. For instance when Eric beat Jack and Rich, both Jack and Rich's popularity took a nosedive and Eric's popularity did not really go that much higher. Now if this was not a diary game I would have had Jack win the title but that really would not make much sense. So I did go against my rule right there but more often than not I do not like the guy with the higher popularity lose.

Which makes running a decent feud hard to do because the guy with the lower popularity has to win sometime in order to make it a worthwhile feud.

Zergon · May 20, 2012

In regards to Vengeance, I will probably give him the Remo treatment for the next PPV and by then I am sure I will find someone that I would like for him to face. My problem is I usually do not like to have guys with higher popularity lose to guys with lower popularity unless they are pretty close in popularity.

Which makes running a decent feud hard to do because the guy with the lower popularity has to win sometime in order to make it a worthwhile feud.

I think it´s ok to have Vengeance on the sideline for now. I usually leave one or two main event level guys without a feud myself as if something unexpected happens (someone gets injured, leaves, you sign top guy from other company etc.) you have someone who you can instantly throw into high level feud without needing to kill other storylines. I have also found out that it´s easier for me to build overness if the guy isn´t in storyline as I could then throw him in which ever squash match I want without needing to worry about storyline progression.

I also tend to share your view on having the more over guy get a win most of the time. In case of big overness difference I usually have the more over guy win the single matches (at least the first one or two) and have the lesser guy win in tag matches (I make sure to give him a tag partner that is around his opponent level in order to avoid overness drop) or get better of him in angles (assaults etc.) in order to keep things close. I also try to build the lesser guy´s overness either via squash matches or by having him beat some other top guy who isn´t in a feud currently (and thus has time to rebuild his own overness after the loss).

TakerNGN74 · May 20, 2012

Nah, I think what it is was your old avatar used to be Lobster Warrior and your signature character is Chris, so I just mentally linked the two of them. Odd I know but then again I guess I am very odd.

Ah I C makes sense but its still weird that you would link the two of them together but whatever.

ampulator · May 20, 2012

I ran through the options. He really doesn't have a free agent that can work a match decently and who is over already. He really only needs the guy to get to upper midcard, and it's more important that the guy is popular (he can always push him to main event the day of) than pushed highly.

I just checked my SWF save in April. Taker's had 14 matches; he's at 32 popularity and autos to midcard. Best match was Lobster Warrior over Eisen and Taker.

Character-wise he's the perfect lightweight analogue. Style-wise, no. Popularity-wise, no. But here's the big issue:

Who fits the bill? I've given almost 15 options-true, none of them good. We can talk about how Soul Taker won't work, but who will? This is the point where there's no reason to attack my suggestions anymore; we know they are bad. Freely admitted. But in that case, where are the other suggestions?

Fair point, but what I'm saying is-there is no option. Period. I shouldn't offer a suggestion, because there isn't one. Also, when you hire Taker, I doubt he's at Midcard status then. It's going take time to build him up, and him being a Luchadore would mean extra time, time better spent on others.

By the way, I'm not attacking your suggestions-I'm critiquing them.

In regards to Vengeance, I will probably give him the Remo treatment for the next PPV and by then I am sure I will find someone that I would like for him to face. My problem is I usually do not like to have guys with higher popularity lose to guys with lower popularity unless they are pretty close in popularity.

Just have Vengeance do some squashes of Openers and Enhancement Talent on TV in the mean time.

BHK1978 · May 27, 2012

The following video is on SWF.com

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[We are informed that the following video was shot shortly after Supreme TV went off the air last week. The video begins with SWF World Heavyweight Champion Eric Eisen walking down a hallway in the backstage area of the arena. He is clearly looking for someone and after a few seconds he runs into the man he was looking for. In front of Eric stands the Moscow Mauler Marat Khoklov.

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Eric beings to speak to Marat in a very angry manner, thrusting his left towards the giant.]

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Eric Eisen: When I won the SWF World Heavyweight Championship back in December, I thought that I made it as clear as day to you that Christian Faith was not to get anywhere near me. My instructions were very explicit; in order for you to stay in this company and this country; you had to make sure that Christian Faith would not under any circumstances be able to challenge me for my SWF Championship.

Well over the past two months…especially tonight…you have not lived up to your end of the bargain. Now maybe something got lost in translation when I gave you your marching orders through Natasha, if that is the case simply tell me. Just understand this, if Christian Faith makes it to Awesome Impact in one piece, I will have someone in the home office make sure that your working visa is not renewed. Meaning your ass will have to go back to Putinville. Is that clear?

[Marat does not understand a word that Eric just said to him but he does not like the tone in which Eric is speaking to him in. Because of this, he grabs Eric by the throat and starts yelling stuff at him in Russian. He finally releases Eric, who falls to the ground while coughing, and walks away.

The last thing we see in the video is Eric coughing, while rubbing his throat, staring angrily at Marat as the Moscow Mauler walks away.]

BHK1978 · May 30, 2012

<div style="text-align:center;">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/SWF.jpg Supreme TV Episode 7 http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/SWF1.jpg Location: Toledo, Ohio Ratings on C.A.N.N.: 6.36 Ratings on U.K. Broadcasting Secondary:0.20 Overall Show Rating: 79</div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="33373" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>[The show begins with the typical opening montage of clips from SWF; we are informed that the SWF is the worldwide leader in Sports Entertainment. We then hear the theme song for Supreme TV while we see the opening video for the show. We now see an overhead shot of the crowd as the pyrotechnics go off. Standing in the center of the ring is SWF Chairman Richard Eisen. As soon as the main camera is on him, he begins to speak.] http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/RichardEisen.jpg Richard Eisen: Last week Rich Money decided to stick his nose in the SWF World Championship match. Causing my son to win said match by disqualification, now normally I would automatically schedule a rematch between my son and Jack Bruce. After all that match was for the SWF World Championship, a title which I consider to be the most elite title in our industry. It does not please me to see an SWF World Championship match end in such a dubious manner. I was going to grant the rematch but Jack Bruce told me he was more interested in getting his revenge on Rich Money tonight. Now I can hardly put a match of that caliber on free T.V., after all I do have a business to run. With that in mind I have decided that Jack Bruce and Rich Money will face each other at Awesome Impact. [The fans in Toledo begin to boo upon hearing that they will not be seeing Rich versus Jack tonight. Richard just smiles and shakes his head before he continues to speak.] http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/RichardEisen.jpg Richard Eisen: Now hold up, I said they would not be facing off in a one-on-one match tonight. That does not mean they will not be facing off against each other tonight. In fact tonight they will be facing off in a tag team match. Jack’s tag team partner will be Joe Sexy and Rich’s tag team partner will be Brandon James! [The crowd is clearly pleased about this main event as they are going nuts over the news of the match.] http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/RichardEisen.jpg Richard Eisen: I have also decided to test my son Eric and the number one contender for his title Christian Faith. Tonight Christian will face off against Squeeky McClean. As for my son…well he will be defending his SWF World Championship against Gregory Black. I hope you fans enjoy the show tonight. [With that Richard music begins to play and he leaves the ring.]</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="33373" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/PeterMichaels_alt1.jpghttp://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/DuaneFry_alt1.jpghttp://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/AnaGarcia_alt2.jpg</div> [We now head down to the commentary team of Peter Michaels, Duane Fry and Anna Garcia who are sitting at the announcer’s desk near ringside. The three of them discuss the matches that we shall see tonight. It is now time to head down to the ring for the first match of the evening.]</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="33373" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/AtomSmasher.jpghttp://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/vs10.jpghttp://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/AngryGilmore.jpg Captain Atomic vs. Angry Gilmore http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/SWF-1.jpg Match:</div><ul><li>It looks like Captain Atomic (CT) is the next Sports Entertainer to take Angry Gilmore on in his Cartoon Gauntlet. </li><li>This is nothing more than a glorified squash match as CT gets very little offense in. </li><li>In the end Gilmore puts CT out of his misery when he finishes him off with Anger Management.</li></ul></div></blockquote> <div style="text-align:center;">Winner: Angry Gilmore Time: 5:53 Match Rating: 82</div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="33373" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>[After the match is done Jerry Eisen approaches Angry Gilmore with a microphone in his hand.] http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/JerryEisen_alt1.jpg Jerry Eisen: Angry Gilmore, you just beat Captain Atomic in a very convincing manner. Was this match meant to serve as a message to Lobster Warrior? http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/AngryGilmore.jpg Angry Gilmore: You better believe that this match was a message to Lobster Warrior. Lobster Warrior, I have told you that you bring disgrace to the sport that I love…the sport where I ply my trade. At Awesome Impact I am going to teach you what it is like to be a professional wrestler. Tonight I could have easily beaten Captain Atomic in two minutes, but I chose to make the match longer because I wanted you to see exactly what I am capable of doing. I am a wrestling technician; I control what goes on in that ring. I am the straw that stirs the drink and that is something that you and your cartoon brethren just cannot handle. I could have inflicted more damage on Captain Atomic tonight, but I chose not to do so. However, at Awesome Impact I am not going to be so lenient with you. Because I am mad as hell and I am not going to take it anymore. </div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="33373" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>[We now head to the back, more specifically the dressing room of the SWF World Champion Eric Eisen. Eric, who is sitting in a chair drinking a can of Diet Coke (Hey we here at the SWF are all about product placement.), hears a knock on his dressing room’s door. Eric puts his soda down and yells out.] http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/EricEisen_alt5.jpg Eric Eisen: Come on in the door is unlocked… [Enforcer Roberts enters the dressing room, he stares down at Eric without saying a word.] http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/EricEisen_alt5.jpg Eric Eisen: Phil I am so glad to see you. I need to ask you a favor and I really hope you can help me out here. You see, being the SWF World Champion means I have a huge target on my back. Heavy is the head that wears the crown and all that jazz. Anyway, recently I have made some people angry and those people would like nothing more than to kick my ass. Well that obviously cannot happen and that is where you come in. For years you faithfully served as my father’s bodyguard. Make sure that nobody touched a hair on his head. Well I now need you to be my bodyguard, yes you may have to fight off an aging 80’s wrester and an angry Russian giant who speaks gibberish. But I assure you, you will be highly compensated for the perils of this job. So what do you say Phil, are you ready to have my back like you had my father’s? [Enforcer Roberts stands silently in front of Eric for a moment before he gives him an answer.] http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/EnforcerRoberts.jpg Enforcer Roberts: Sure thing Mister Eisen… [Eric clasps his hands together in joy.] http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/EricEisen_alt5.jpg Eric Eisen: Good I am glad to have you on board!</div></blockquote> [We come back from commercial break and we are given the… SWF Fun Fact of the Week: Did you know that Supreme TV consistently gets higher rating than both the PBA and Arena Football!] <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="33373" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/SteveFrehley.jpghttp://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/vs10.jpghttp://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/RunawayTrain.jpg Steve Frehley vs. Runaway Train http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/SWF-1.jpg Match:</div> <ul><li>Before the match started Anna Garcia noted that Steve Frehley seemed distracted, she wonder if it had anything to do with his loss at Nothing To Lose. </li><li>Train and Frehley locked up in a test, a test which Train easily won. </li><li>Runaway Train then began to work on Frehley’s left leg, in the hopes of weakening the leg so that Steve would be unable to use his finisher Frehley’s Comet on Train. </li><li>Soon the fans began to chant, “Steve! Steve! Steve!”, this cheering gave Steve the extra motivation that he needed in order to mount a comeback. </li><li>Steve was soon in the driver’s seat and even though he was hobbled, he was able to bring Train down with a Frehley’s Comet. He then proceeded to cover Train for the pin and the victory.</li></ul></div></blockquote> <div style="text-align:center;">Winner: Steve Frehley Time: 7:53 Match Rating: 66</div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="33373" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>[steve left the ring after his victory and was heading back to the backstage area when he is met in the aisle by Remo. Steve sidesteps Remo and tries to walk around him but Remo will not let him pass, as he gets right up in Steve’s face. Steve looks down at the ground as Remo says something to him that the camera microphone does not pick up. Remo then shoves Steve, Steve does not even bother looking at Remo, instead he once again tries to maneuver around him. Remo is having none of that as he once again shoves Steve. Steve, still no making eye contact with Remo, does not react to the shove. Remo then slaps Steve in the face which causes Steve to snap. The two men begin trading punches in the middle of the aisle. This brawl is brief as some SWF backstage officials come and separate the two men.]</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="33373" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>[We head to the backstage interview area where Jerry Eisen is standing by with Emma Chase, Brandon James and Rich Money.] http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/JerryEisen_alt1.jpg Jerry Eisen: Rich Money over the past week you have been the talk of the industry due to your brutal attack on Jack Bruce. I think the question that is on my mind and the minds of the fans is why…why did you do it? [Rich looks at Jerry with a dumbfound look on his face for a moment before he answers him.] http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/RichMoney_alt1.jpg Rich Money: Jerry I have been a success at everything I have done throughout my life. I am sure you have heard the old saying, money can’t buy you love. Well I beg to differ and the dozens of supermodels that I have dated will agree with me. You see, I have never wanted for anything in my life. Anything that I have ever desired was either given to me or I took it. I have the best cars, the best clothes, I have dated the finest women that this earth has to offer, and I have dined at the finest five star restaurants. I am the very definition of success. Everywhere I go there is a common theme; people are envious of me because they know I am a member of the one percent. They know I ooze success. Everyone is jealous of me and that actually brings me to your question in a roundabout way. You see I have never felt the emotion of envy until last week because I have always gotten my way. Last week I was iced out of getting a one-on-one shot against Eric Eisen and I was told by your father that I had to go to the back of the pack. That I had to once again earn the right to be called the number one contender for the SWF World Title. Because of this I felt the emotion of envy for the first time in my life. I knew that if I was going to be denied something that was rightfully mine, I was not about to let Jack Bruce have it either. That is why I did what I did Jerry and if I had to do it over again I would. Tonight Jack you got yourself a tag team partner in that washed up old fool Joe Sexy. If I was capable of feeling sorry for you, I would tonight. Because I have the Beast Brandon James in my corner and Jack it looks like Brandon and I are going to do some headhunting tonight. You can bank on that! Isn’t that right Brandon? http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/BigCatBrandon_alt2.jpg Brandon James: Damn straight Rich! Joe Sexy I have to say I was impressed that you managed to beat Kurt Laramee last week. It does take a lot to do that so I will give you props for that. However, tonight is going to be a very different ballgame. Tonight you are going to be facing two of the best this company has to offer. You may have Jack Bruce in your corner to watch your back but at the end of the day the two of you will not be able to compete with us. Joe, I hope you have brought a spare Adult Diaper with you because when we are done with you, you are probably going to mess yourself! [Rich, Brandon, and Emma laugh over this comment and then they walk off camera. Jerry just stands there with an appalled look on his face of the disgusting comment that was just made.]</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="33373" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">For the SWF World Heavyweight Championship: http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/SWF_World.jpg http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/GrouchoBling_alt1.jpghttp://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/vs10.jpghttp://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/EricEisen_alt5.jpg Gregory Black vs. Eric Eisen © with Enforcer Roberts http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/SWF-1.jpg Match:</div><ul><li>Gregory goes on offense right out of the gate throwing everything he has at Eric. </li><li>Within the first minute of the match, Gregory manages to get Eric down on the mat. </li><li>Gregory then climbs to the top rope and leaps off the rope and onto Eric. </li><li>Gregory nearly picks up the win, and the SWF World Title, but at the last second Eric kicks out. </li><li>The fans are going nuts as Gregory looks at Referee Shane Stones to see just how close he was to victory. </li><li>While Gregory is distracted by his brief conversation with Shane Stones, Eric slides out of the ring and talks strategy with Enforcer Roberts. </li><li>Upon seeing that Roberts and Eric (Was going to put Eric and Roberts but that would look weird…) were deep in conversation, Gregory leapt over the top rope and onto the two men. </li><li>Shane Stones, understanding that this match was for the World Title, begins a very slow ten count. </li><li>Shockingly, Eric is the first to his feet and he enters the ring to break up the count. Eric then begins to talk to Shane Stones, while maneuvering Shane so that Shane’s back is facing where Gregory and Roberts are. </li><li>Enforcer Roberts then begins to attack Gregory, while the referee has his back to them. </li><li>Roberts then pushes Gregory back into the ring after beating Gregory up a bit. </li><li>Eric then lifts Gregory up and finishes him with a Supremacy, the champion then proceeds to cover the challenger for the pinfall and the victory.</li></ul></div></blockquote> <div style="text-align:center;">Winner and still SWF World Heavyweight Champion: Eric Eisen Time: 8:59 Match Rating: 80</div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="33373" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>[Once again we head to the backstage area where there is a camera conveniently following Jack Bruce around as he walks over to the craft services table. Standing at the craft services table is a familiar face from Jack’s past, his former manager Floyd Goldworthy. Jack does a double take upon seeing Floyd; he then begins to talk to Floyd.] http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/JackBruce.jpg Jack Bruce: Floyd? It’s good to see you man…what are you doing here? [Floyd does not answer Jack right away, instead he hugs Jack for a brief moment before he talks to him.] http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/FloydGoldworthy.jpg Floyd Goldworthy: Jackie baby, what’s up my brother from another mother! What am I doing here you ask? Well I was in town baby and I decided to come to the show and catch up with some old friends. The funny thing is Jackie, I was gonna come talk to you as soon as I was done eating this amazing pastrami sandwich that Greta made for me. This woman here is a great cook, have you tried her pastrami sandwich Jackie, this thing is gold I tell you…gold. Here try some…don’t worry I took a small bite out of the other end of it… [Floyd tries to hand Jack his already eaten pastrami sandwich; Jack just waves his hands non-verbally telling Floyd that he does not want any.] http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/JackBruce.jpg Jack Bruce: Floyd I got other things on my mind tonight…like my tag match against Rich Money and Brandon James… http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/FloydGoldworthy.jpg Floyd Goldworthy: Yeah the was actually why I wanted to talk to you. I saw what Rich did to you last week. That was just uncalled for, but the thing is Jack you can only blame yourself. [Jack has a what the hell expression on his face.] http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/JackBruce.jpg Jack Bruce: Why would I blame myself? The dude hit me with a chair! http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/FloydGoldworthy.jpg Floyd Goldworthy: Don’t get me wrong Jackie, you didn’t deserve what happened to you but what I’m saying is the Jack Bruce from back in the day would not have allowed Rich to do that to him. Old school Jack Bruce would’ve have been prepared for that attack. I am going to be blunt with you Jackie cuz I love you like a brother from another mother, over the past few years you’ve gone soft. Why that is…I haven’t got a clue. Maybe it is because you have a fat contract now so the incentive for you to destroy people is no longer there for you, maybe it is because you are the face of the company, or maybe it is because you are so desperate for the approval of the fans. It could be any or all of those factors, the thing is Jackie in order for you to beat someone like Rich Money, you are going to have to stop being a boy scout and you are going to have to find your killer instinct again. Jackie boy, I think that I am that guy that can bring you back to the top. I am the guy that can help you get that killer instinct back. The two of us can do great things…so what do you say Jackie…how about we reunite and show this promotion what the real Jack Bruce is like. [Jack ponders what Floyd has said to him for a moment before he answers Floyd.] http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/JackBruce.jpg Jack Bruce: I’ll tell you what Floyd, why don’t you come down to the ring with me tonight and watch my back. We can talk about the other stuff at a later time.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="33373" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/ChristianFaith.jpghttp://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/vs10.jpghttp://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/SqueekyMcClean.jpg Christian Faith vs. Squeeky McClean http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/SWF-1.jpg Match:</div><ul><li>Prior to the start of the match Squeeky once again did his routine where he asks Referee Ric Young to ask Christian if his hands were clean. </li><li>Christian just laughed at the question, which infuriated Squeeky. </li><li>An infuriated Squeeky charged directly at Christian and the two men began to trade punches in the center of the ring. </li><li>Squeeky ends up gaining the advantage in this exchange, due to the fact that he kneed Christian in the gut. </li><li>Squeeky proceeds to beat Christian down and manages to get in a couple of near falls. </li><li>The fans soon start to chant, “Faith! Faith! Faith!” </li><li>Christian seems to draw off the crowd’s energy and he mounts a comeback. </li><li>Christian lifted Squeeky up and suplexed him onto the mat, he then climbed to the top rope and put Squeeky away with a Leap of Faith. </li></ul></div></blockquote> <div style="text-align:center;">Winner: Christian Faith Time: 12:28 Match Rating: 75</div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="33373" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>[After the match is done, the Moscow Mauler Marat Khoklov comes lumbering down to the ring. Christian decides to not wait for Marat to enter the ring, and so he leaves the ring and meets the massive man from Moscow in the aisle. The two men begin to brawl in the aisle, a brawl which is quickly broken up by some SWF backstage officials.]</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="33373" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/JackBruce.jpghttp://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/JoeSexy.jpg with http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/FloydGoldworthy.jpghttp://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/vs10.jpghttp://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/RichMoney_alt1.jpghttp://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/BigCatBrandon_alt2.jpg with http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/EmmaChase.jpg Jack Bruce & Joe Sexy with Floyd Goldworthy vs. Rich Money & Brandon James with Emma Chase</div> [Prior to the start of the match Floyd Goldworthy comes down to the ring and sits down in a steel chair which is situated right next to the announcer’s table.] <div style="text-align:center;"> http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/SWF-1.jpg Match:</div><ul><li>As soon as the bell rang this match broke down with all four men in the ring. </li><li>Joe and Brandon’s fight spilled to the outside of the ring where both men took turns throwing each other into the metal guardrail. </li><li>Soon things seem to settle down as the heels are able to gain the upper hand, they isolate Joe in their corner and they begin to work on Joe’s right arm. </li><li>This continued for a few minutes before Joe was able to fight his way out of the heel’s corner and make the hot tag. </li><li>Jack entered the ring and knocked a charging Brandon out of the ring and onto the arena floor. </li><li>Rich then entered the ring and he and Jack resumed their brawl in the center of the ring. </li><li>Joe once again went after Brandon and they began to brawl outside of the ring, this brawl caught the attention of Referee Ric Young as Brandon was still the legal man for his team. </li><li>As Ric Young began to make his ten count he had his back towards Jack and Brandon. It was at this point that Floyd Goldworthy got out of his ringside seat and slid said seat under the ring ropes. </li><li>Jack looked at the steel chair and then looked at Floyd. </li><li>Floyd barked at Jack, “Just do it Jackie! Cream that bastard with the chair!” </li><li>Jack picked up the chair and looked out into the crowd for advice, the majority of the fans said, “No!” </li><li>Jack heeded the fans advice and threw the chair out of the ring; this action was ill advised as he was not paying attention to Brandon who had just reentered the ring. </li><li>Brandon nailed Jack with his finisher the Big Money Move and to add insult to injury Brandon tagged Rich into the match just so Rich could make the pin on Jack.</li></ul></div></blockquote> <div style="text-align:center;">Winners: Rich Money and Brandon James Time: 14:56 Match Rating: 81</div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="33373" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>[After the match is done, Rich and Brandon start laying the boots to the downed Jack Bruce. Soon Joe Sexy reenters the ring with a steel chair in his hand and swings said chair wildly at Rich and Brandon. Joe did not hit either man but it hardly mattered as the heels fled the ring, not wanting to be hit by the chair. The show ends with Joe checking on Jack to see is his tag team partner is all right.]</div></blockquote> <div style="text-align:center;">Post-Show Thoughts:</div> 1. I was not really crazy about the opening segment, I just can never think of a good way to end an authority figure segment. 2. I also was not crazy about Brandon James’ part in the interview segment that I wrote for him. That was actually the main reason why I have not updated this sooner; it was because I was trying to figure out something for him to say. What I did come up with sucked… 3. Signing Floyd Goldworthy was not a major coup but I still think he will be a useful member of the roster. I will admit that I did edit his contract when I started this diary up again, which is not that big of a deal because I was waiting to negotiate with him in the original save for this dairy. 4. I am already starting to scrape the bottom of the barrel for the SWF Fun Facts. I just cannot think of anything funny to write. If anyone has one that they would like me to put into this diary, feel free to shoot me a PM. If I like it I will use it and credit will be given to the author.

ampulator · May 30, 2012

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="BHK1978" data-cite="BHK1978" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="33373" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div> <div style="text-align:center;">Post-Show Thoughts:</div> 1. I was not really crazy about the opening segment, I just can never think of a good way to end an authority figure segment. 2. I also was not crazy about Brandon James’ part in the interview segment that I wrote for him. That was actually the main reason why I have not updated this sooner; it was because I was trying to figure out something for him to say. What I did come up with sucked… 3. Signing Floyd Goldworthy was not a major coup but I still think he will be a useful member of the roster. I will admit that I did edit his contract when I started this diary up again, which is not that big of a deal because I was waiting to negotiate with him in the original save for this dairy. 4. I am already starting to scrape the bottom of the barrel for the SWF Fun Facts. I just cannot think of anything funny to write. If anyone has one that they would like me to put into this diary, feel free to shoot me a PM. If I like it I will use it and credit will be given to the author.</div></blockquote> 1. Seemed fine to me. 2. Brandon James's Entertainment is suspect, so a promo coming off poorly isn't necessarily a bad thing. <img alt=";)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/wink.png.686f06e511ee1fbf6bdc7d82f6831e53.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> 3. Nothing to say... 4. You could always, I don't know, make it more a "every once in a while" thing. If you can't think of anything, perhaps not write anything? Or make it more a Every two shows or a PPV thing?

Harmor · May 30, 2012

Nothing wrong with this show as far as I'm concerned. Most important (to me at least) is that the major things that are going on in the diary have been progressed and this

(Hey we here at the SWF are all about product placement.)

little bit before the Eric Eisen segment, well, it surely made me chuckle. Don't worry about being funny tbh, first of all that WAS funny and secondly, never force comedy tbh.

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