Eight Faces of Eiden

Eidenhoek · June 17, 2013

<div style="text-align:center;">Tristram Day, RAW</div>

This week is the double-header of Attitude! and The Stars of RAW. I await patiently Friday.

Eidenhoek · June 17, 2013

Joss Thompson sent me a cd. Now I can't get it out of my head. You see, there are a few times I have been around an alleged "track" and something something I think has got my back.

But I ain't, as it were, no, that is proper grammar, yes, holla back girl.

No. I ain't no holla back girl.

And then I imagine some "word" thing goes up and some pointless gang signs as if we were in some sort of "gangsta" area where instead of reality where doing something so ridiculous gets one killed in a myriad variety of ways, one's sheer bravado-again, something not present in the song nor these fake actions-would allow one to "chill" with one's "homies."

In short, I'm going to kill Joss Thompson.

~~~

I re-signed Edward Cornell. I cannot let my world champion go, even if it is to an excellent offer. Maybe I should phone Mr. Cornell. Er, Tommy, I suppose, as Edward is not exactly a child, now, is he?

Eidenhoek · June 17, 2013

<div style="text-align:center;">Richard Eisen, SWF</div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35213" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Press Release: SWF Signings! Cat Jemson for $2,450 written Cerberus for $1,520 developmental</div></blockquote> few times i been round that track...

Eidenhoek · June 17, 2013

SWF Supreme TV

Remember when Richard FIRED JOHN GREED? Obviously I don't.

SWF Shooting Star Title:

Acid vs. American Elemental vs. KAZ vs. Kazuma Narato

or Kazuma Naruto, if you're a moron. >_> <_<

SWF World Tag Team Titles:

Big Smack Scott/Kurt Laramee© vs. Huey Cannonball/Jefferson Stardust

Hint that your roster is bloated: The Awesomeness are upper-midcard.

Angry Gilmore vs. Paul Huntingdon

SWF North American Title:

Eric Eisen© vs. Lobster Warrior

Brandon James vs. Jack Bruce

and!

Bruce and James Argue, Match Booked!

Chase Attacks and Strips Jessie!

Remo Destroys Rogue!

Money Makes Open Challenge!

Eidenhoek · June 18, 2013

Tommy Cornell, TCW

No cousin for me. Ah, makes sense, I suppose, as he is a champion back home. Too bad for me.

~~~

Bloody ****, Richard opened a 15,000 seat venue IN THE SOUTH WEST!

Press Release:
TCW Signings!

Shane Stones for $2,250 written (sent to development)
Angel de Mexico for $6,170 written
Arthur Dexter Bradley for $1,640 developmental
Cali Slick for $1,970 developmental
Cameron Jones for $1,640 developmental
Geoff Borne for $3,410 developmental
Gram Gorman for $1,640 developmental
Josh BONES! Jones for $1,640 developmental
Kate Lilly for $2,360 developmental
Debbie Rose for $2,210 developmental
Mario Heroic for $3,510 written
Miller Fforde for $1,640 developmental
Outlaw Wes Revell for $1,640 developmental
Raphael for $2,050 developmental
Ray Snow for $1,640 developmental
Ricky Turner for $2,160 developmental
Sanchez Villano for $1,640 developmental
Talia Quinzel for $1,640 developmental
Teresa Perez for $1,640 developmental

Eidenhoek · June 18, 2013

TCW Presents Total Wrestling

25 minute minimum on TV main events now, btw.

TCW Cruiserweight Tag Team Titles:

Eve Grunge/Lily Snyder© vs. Concepcion Gomez/Kaede Sugiyama

I promise this is going somewhere. Sort of.

TCW All Action Title:

Sammy Bach© vs. Freddy Huggins

TCW World Tag Team Titles:

Mikey James/Frankie Perez© vs. John Anderson/Brent Hill

Troy Tornado vs. Joey Minnesota

Rocky Golden/Ricky Dale Johnson vs. Rick Law/Bryan Vessey

Tommy Cornell vs. ???

Hint: I purposely just did something very, very bad.

Eidenhoek · June 18, 2013

Sam Strong, USPW

Sam: Tommy?

Tommy: Sam.

Sam: I thought Alicia was debuting at Malice.

Tommy: She is. Why do you ask?

Sam: She's facing you tonight!

Tommy: ...

Sam: If you just made the sound of an ellipsis, I cannot recognize the difference between that and not hearing me.

Tommy: She's not in the main event, idiot!

Sam: Ha ha, you brits never got the American sense of humor!

Tommy: Sam, let me give this too you clearly: I am not in the mood for childish revelry.

Sam: Fine, fine. But it's not Jumbo Jackson, right?

Tommy: Like I would turn him just for this show. No, I have it covered. It will not hurt anybody on your roster, nor anyone on mine. I'm Tommy Cornell; I can credibly beat anyone.

Sam: By the way, how come you only have one Wrestler of the Year Award?

Sam: Tom?

Sam: Tommy?

Sam: I can't hear your ellipses!

Alicia: Dad, he hung up.

Sam: HE BETTER NOT BE HUNG YOU'RE 16!

Alicia: I'm 26, dad. I've been wrestling professionally for five years for you.

Sam: NO DAUGHTER OF MINE IS GOING TO

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Well that was odd.

~~~

Press Release:
USPW Signings!

Hell's Bouncer for $4,870 developmental
Des Davids for $16,620 written

Rickymex · June 18, 2013

TCW Cruiserweight Tag Team Titles:

Eve Grunge/Lily Snyder© vs. Concepcion Gomez/Kaede Sugiyama

TCW All Action Title:

Sammy Bach© vs. Freddy Huggins

TCW World Tag Team Titles:

Mikey James/Frankie Perez(c) vs. John Anderson/Brent Hill

Troy Tornado vs. Joey Minnesota

Rocky Golden/Ricky Dale Johnson vs. Rick Law/Bryan Vessey

Tommy Cornell vs. ???

Eidenhoek · June 18, 2013

<div style="text-align:center;">USPW Stars, Stripes and Slams!</div>

<div style="text-align:center;">TCW's Robert now hates USPW</div>

10-Man Battle Royal:

Atlas vs. Casey Valentine vs. Elijah Harris vs. Hollywood Brett Starr vs. Honest Frank vs. Land Mass vs. Phillipe LaGrenier vs. Steven Parker vs. Titan vs. Travis Century

Peter Valentine vs. Darryl Devine

USPW Tag Team Championship:

Eddie Howard/D.C. Rayne© vs. Mick Muscles/Danny Rushmore

Consolidation Match:

Java© vs. Tribal Warrior© vs. Grunt vs. Stinkas I vomit

USPW Womens' Championship:

Melody© vs. DEVIL Karube vs. Alicia Strong

Eddie Peak/Rick Law vs. Des Davids/The Force

Do they have bad chemistry? Crap...

Chris Caulfield/Freddie Datsun vs. Bruce the Giant

Enygma vs. T-Rex

Dog Collar Match:

Jumbo Jackson vs. James Justice

USPW World Championship:

Buried Alive Match:

Nicky Champion© vs. Tyson Baine

One could edit the previous...-previous post with two stupid things.

Eidenhoek · June 18, 2013

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Rickymex" data-cite="Rickymex" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35213" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>TCW Cruiserweight Tag Team Titles: Eve Grunge/Lily Snyder© vs. Concepcion Gomez/Kaede Sugiyama TCW All Action Title: Sammy Bach© vs. Freddy Huggins TCW World Tag Team Titles: Mikey James/Frankie Perez(c) vs. John Anderson/Brent Hill Troy Tornado vs. Joey Minnesota Rocky Golden/Ricky Dale Johnson vs. Rick Law/Bryan Vessey Tommy Cornell vs. ???</div></blockquote> btw, SWF and USPW are up. IF YOU GET ALL THREE SHOWS RIGHT I'LL LET YOU KILL OFF ONE OF THE COMPANIES OR SOMETHING HUGE MAYBE or I dunno but yeah, all posts past this are irrelevant for predictions, if you care.

Eidenhoek · June 18, 2013

<div style="text-align:center;">Jeremy Stone, NOTBPW</div> Tamara's back. Good. ~~~ <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35213" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Press Release: NOTBPW wait a second... ARE YOU ****ING SERIOUS? STEVE FREHLEY FOR $22,990 DEVELOP-****ING-MENTAL?!!?!?!? VALIANT FOR $16,350 WRITTEN?! Could Jungle Lord be next?</div></blockquote>

Eidenhoek · June 18, 2013

<div style="text-align:center;">Alex DeColt, CGC</div>

Jacob and Katie are reunited, and I see that Tamara McFly is fit again. That's good or her. Good for Sean, too; I'd hate it if Ricky got injured, or Hotstuff Marie or someone like that, who's close eh?

Eidenhoek · June 18, 2013

<div style="text-align:center;">Ryu Kajahara, WEXXV</div>

Tomorrow is the last of my losses.

Eidenhoek · June 18, 2013

<div style="text-align:center;">Tristram Day, RAW</div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35213" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Press Release: RAW Signings! Damian Dastardly for $1,560 written</div></blockquote>

Eidenhoek · June 18, 2013

Tomorrow we lose Dark Angel. Sad day...

God dammit Thompson if you play that ****ing song one more time I will murder you. AND WHAT THE BLOODY **** LAST NAME IS POWTER?

Rickymex · June 18, 2013

10-Man Battle Royal:

Atlas vs. Casey Valentine vs. Elijah Harris vs. Hollywood Brett Starr vs. Honest Frank vs. Land Mass vs. Phillipe LaGrenier vs. Steven Parker vs. Titan vs. Travis Century

Peter Valentine vs. Darryl Devine

USPW Tag Team Championship:

Eddie Howard/D.C. Rayne© vs. Mick Muscles/Danny Rushmore

Consolidation Match:

USPW Womens' Championship:

Eddie Peak/Rick Law vs. Des Davids/The Force

Chris Caulfield/Freddie Datsun vs. Bruce the Giant

Enygma vs. T-Rex

Dog Collar Match:

Jumbo Jackson vs. James Justice

USPW World Championship:

Buried Alive Match:

Rickymex · June 18, 2013

SWF Shooting Star Title:

Acid vs. American Elemental vs. KAZ vs. Kazuma Narato

SWF World Tag Team Titles:

Angry Gilmore vs. Paul Huntingdon

SWF North American Title:

Brandon James vs. Jack Bruce

Eidenhoek · June 21, 2013

OOC Eiden here. Guess who's been sick all week, thought he was better, and now is back to throat mucus and such? I can talk, and hell I can breathe I'm really glad, but I don't think I want to try recording.

Although, USPW would potentially be a hack-and-cough-fest...

Oh, and I want to do three shows in one day, just to be stupid and all. /shrug

MOAR PERDICTANS YEAH!

Eidenhoek · June 24, 2013

<div style="text-align:center;">Richard Eisen, SWF</div>

Backstage I heard some sort of disturbance. Upon investigating, Dean Daniels had pulled a prank on Elemental.

ELE-****ING-MENTAL.

I suspended Daniels. "Sorry, I'll try not to let it happen again in the future." I'm tired of putting up with bull**** around here. Dean, Jerry, and Randy Bumfhole are all "on vacation," so to speak. I'll miss none of them, not even my son.

Eidenhoek · June 24, 2013

<div style="text-align:center;">SWF Supreme TV</div> With a full stadium at the Louisiana Auditorium, Rich Money opens the show with his new Prima Donna gimmick (mild success). Rich: This company seemstohaveforgotten the one manwho can take it to the next level. Me. A re-introduction to the fans goes down poorly, as Rich is ever-the-heel to their fun-loving fat asses. Rich: Without me, there is no Supreme. Without me, there is no money. I know you need some convincing; on that note, whoever in the back, be you Khoklov or Faith or Eisen, anyone, meet me in the ring next week. I'll make you a star, and I'll get my first win of the new era of Supreme Wrestling Federation. SWF Shooting Star Title: Acid vs. American Elemental vs. KAZ vs. Kazuma Narato Who put this **** on the main show? Nobody has a good gimmick, nobody matters, it's all flips and ****... Acid wins over KAZ. This was terrible. -Early ratings indicate a "35" for this segment; ordinarily, I would accept somewhere in the mid-fifties as "acceptable" this early in the show. SWF World Tag Team Championship: The Pain Alliance vs. The Awesomeness This was much better. Not great, of course, but acceptable. No man was particularly consistently "on," so to speak, which is part of the reason why this was a scripted affair. Furthermore, Cannonball and Laramee both have problems trying to work the quick pace I wanted from the match. Thus, this was a bumbling affair for the most part, ending with an Ego Trip on Stardust giving Scott the win. -All four men need a lot of work. Remo demolished Rogue backstage. Yes, heel-on-heel violence, but at least Emma played well trying to help Rogue out of the beatings. -Both men need new gimmicks. SWF North American Championship: Eric Eisen vs. Lobster Warrior A solid match, good for Eric's first defense. both men played the opeening bell well, with a tie-up quickly changing to Eric's signature quick-pace style. Lobster gets my son down, we have some mat work...a nice match, as I said. The Supremacy gets countered a full three times before the Steel Cage Trap lands, but Eric's able to wrest out of the ensuing pin and go once again for his finish. The Supremacy hits, and my son is still champion. -Perfectly acceptable wrestling. Good job. And then I re-run the show after tweaks I thought I had made but didn't; sadly had to keep the SS match in there... Angry Gilmore vs. Paul Huntingdon A switch in storylines seems to have done good for Gimore; this match was quite nice. Paul had Chase on the outside to good effect; numerous little distractions and arguments broke up the slower spots in the match, allowing a clash to continue the action and keep the crowd hot. A reckless attack by Angry Gilmore leaves him open to a counter, and the High Society has just enough to keep him down for the three. -Change Tom's gimmick.like to a baker /trollface Jack Bruce and Brandon James (with Emma Chase-again, quite helpful) are backcstage, arguing about who should take on Christian Faith for the championship. It seems James does better with the improvising until the mastersrsly two Who references?appears. That is, Christian Faith. The veteran makes it clear that while he does not care which of the two of them he fights, he does want the challenger chosen the right way. And given this is professional wrestling, that would be with the upcoming main event: Jack Bruce vs. Brandon James. Jack Bruce vs. Brandon James Two notes: first, Emma Chase is earning her paycheck tonight; fantastic work with improving the segments her clients have been in. Secondly, Robun Yamazaki, our third chair with Jerry out, did not quite keep up with the action. Given that I had gotten the psych note before, that likely helped the match. Brandon and Jack are neither what I'd consider typical main event wrestlers; that honor goes to Faith and Money, I'd imagine. With Bruce's all-round talent, however, and James' clear brawling emphasis, this did much better than what I would expect some of our detracters would think it would have done. Another action from Chase proved pivotal to the finish; as she was attempting to low blow Bruce off of James' referee distraction (hair pull or somesuch), Dawn the Cheerleader pulled Chase out of the ring. This led to James getting distracted, and The New York Minute that took him down kept him out of it. -Will have to change a bit of the future storyline from this match, unfortunately. <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35213" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Post-Show: And, for fun, Emma Chase horribly botches her lines as she strips Jessie Gilmore to the delight of the crowd. Well...relative delight, apparently.</div></blockquote> Overall: <a href="http://s1275.photobucket.com/user/Eidenhoek/media/swfshowfour_zps17d3c112.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i1275.photobucket.com/albums/y443/Eidenhoek/swfshowfour_zps17d3c112.jpg</a> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35213" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Notes: I guess Rich Money is getting thrown into a storyline... Also, that was a terrible final shot for January; I'll have ot change that next month.</div></blockquote>

Eidenhoek · June 24, 2013

<div style="text-align:center;">TCW Presents Total Wrestling</div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35213" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Pre-Show: Eve Grunge/Lily Snyder© vs. Concepcion Gomez/Kaede Sugiyama Snyder is holding back this match from being called in the ring, and the heels still do much better than the champions. Alas, being the owner of a company means sometimes I have to make rather odd decisions. I do have new challengers in line-in effect, I am expanding the division, slowly. For now, I will let the defending champions languish in the pre-show.</div></blockquote> TCW All Action Championship: Sammy Bach© vs. Freddy Huggins A quick match for obvious reasons. The All Action "division," so to speak, is full of talented midcard fliers. I am unsure what to do with regards to breaking that image-and I want to break it to prevent the division becoming stale. Aside from that, Bach is a great champion; he nearly has all the skills to be a...to be the next Troy Tornado, at the very least. He stays champion in the meantime. TCW World Tag Team Championship: The Cali Dragons vs. The Machines The Machines are slowly losing their luster as Brent Hill (did I just mix them up again?) is in the beginning of his time decline. It's impossible to see in this match, though, as the crowd happily sees something akin to the New Wave/Machines matches of yester-year. We can clearly see why the Dragons have for so long been standouts in the lower companies, and I think this truly cements them as one of the teams to watch in the future. Class act, class act all around. A defense for the newcomers, and a hearty thanks to the Machines. Troy Tornado vs. Joey Minnesota God. Remember when I called Bach the next Tornado? Tory was off his game tonight again, and I can't help but think this is part of the reason why I've "forgotten" or "overlooked" him for years. Everybody gets so angry at me, and yet he can't get a great match with Joey Minnesota. Sorry, but until you improve, Troy, can't get a belt for you. He can, however, get a win, as Rick Law continues his feud with Joey by attacking him with the ref's back turned. Rocky Golden/Ricky Dale Johnson vs. Rick Law/Bryan Vessey Ricky and Vessey, even in decline, are still the stars in the match. Speaking of that, they tend to find themselves in the ring quite a lot against each other, with the odd tag to their partner eliciting the same response on the other side of the ring. Rick Law seems to be on edge after his previous Minnesota attack, and his fear is confirmed as Joey runs down the ramp late into the second ten minutes of the match. A quick tag to Vessey-and Johnson-and Law bails from the apron to fight with Joey. Vessey gets the upper hand on Ricky, and Rocky is tagged in. Unfortunately, as Bryan looks to get his tag, Law is otherwise occupied. A quick pin with the tights held-yes, Rocky cheated a bit-leaves my little nemesis on top. Tommy Cornell vs. USPW's Enygma And here I am having a rare off-night. Enygma is a fantastic worker, something of a blast-from-the-past for the fans, and I'm very happy to have traded with Sam to get him. It was a nice, light match, one that perhaps had me enjoying it a bit too much to focus on what I was supposed to be doing. I guess. Nonetheless, the outshined main event ends with me, once again, standing tall as victor. On the microphone? I'm a master. Very good improvising on my side, if I might say, and Wolf did decently as well. He clearly enjoyed working off-script with me. What a way to cap off the evening. 93, for those wondering. Overall: http://i1275.photobucket.com/albums/y443/Eidenhoek/tcwshow4_zps769415ad.jpg

Eidenhoek · June 24, 2013

<div style="text-align:center;">Sam Strong, USPW</div>

WHY ARE ALICIA, DARRYL, ENYGMA, JUMBO, AND RICK WORKING ELSEWHERE TONIGHT?

Eidenhoek · June 25, 2013

OOC: Show's recorded and going up right now. If you wanna hear me shred, then head to the main event. ****ing E-string...

And yes, haven't played in easily a year. I do...poorly.

Eidenhoek · June 25, 2013

<div style="text-align:center;">Richard Eisen, SWF</div>

11.99.

We hit below 12. Down from 12.15, more precisely.

I'm disappointed in my roster. Admittedly, I have much to do with this, but the fact that they can't deliver in one of the most important shows of the month is...disappointing.

On the plus side, Dark Angel is here. He's got questionable consistency for a main event talent (which he will be, soon), but other than that, a great steal from Jeff.

Eidenhoek · June 25, 2013

<div style="text-align:center;">Tommy Cornell, TCW</div> Concepcion Gomez has bulked up to lightweight. It was a good decision on her part, as the extra power and star quality will probably be of value to her. And she is a touch more menacing, which...does not matter. ~~~ 7.34 is far better than 6.81. I am absolutely ecstatic at our ratings improvement, and I think the network will be as well. ~~~ <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35213" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Press Release: TCW Signings! Purple Viper for $1,900 written</div></blockquote> ~~~ Ah yes, Sam.

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