Eight Faces of Eiden

Eidenhoek · June 28, 2013

SHOWTIME!dammit

Eidenhoek · June 29, 2013

<div style="text-align:center;">21CW Best of British Wrestling</div>

Ring of Fire Championship: #1 Contendership Cash-In:

Kelly Martin© vs. Walter Morgan

Regardless of outcome, Morgan will lose his #1 Contendership title.

MOSC Blood & Beer Title: Hardcore Match

Danny Patterson© vs. Bulldog Jack

21st Century Tag Team Titles:

Ivan Ivanoff/Igor Ivanoff© vs. Leigh Burton/Leo Price

Pit Bull Brown vs. Phillip Cooper

Kevin Jones vs. Daniel Black Francis

Joss Thompson/Jonathan Faust vs. Adam Matravers/Harry Wilson

and!

Steel Cage Challenge fallout angles and such!

Eidenhoek · June 29, 2013

<div style="text-align:center;">Jeff Nova, backstage</div>

Kashmir Singh apparently knows his video games. He won a what games are set in India because I'm totally racist and such duhStreet Fighter II tournament. I don't know if it was Alpha or Turbo or Whitecrest or however many editions of that thing; I didn't participate.

Is it racist for me to suspect he would main Dhalsim? I just think the keepaway tactic and general annoyance that can follow from that strategy might fit with his wrestling character. True, it's more flamboyant, which Dhalsim is not, but...

*** it, real men pick Zangief.

~~~

Oh come on, Rolling Johnny Stones. Two video game tournaments?Looks up British video games...Oh, Goldeneye? Yeah, let's do this.

I call Oddjob.

I'M THE BOSS THAT'S WHY I CALL ODDJOB YOU ****!

Psycho Sam · June 29, 2013

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Eidenhoek" data-cite="Eidenhoek" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35213" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Jeff Nova, backstage</div> Kashmir Singh apparently knows his video games. He won a what games are set in India because I'm totally racist and such duhStreet Fighter II tournament. I don't know if it was Alpha or Turbo or Whitecrest or however many editions of that thing; I didn't participate. Is it racist for me to suspect he would main Dhalsim? I just think the keepaway tactic and general annoyance that can follow from that strategy might fit with his wrestling character. True, it's more flamboyant, which Dhalsim is not, but... *** it, real men pick Zangief. ~~~ Oh come on, Rolling Johnny Stones. Two video game tournaments?Looks up British video games...Oh, Goldeneye? Yeah, let's do this. I call Oddjob. I'M THE BOSS THAT'S WHY I CALL ODDJOB YOU ****!</div></blockquote> I hate Oddjob in Goldeneye. You literally have to look downwards to see him, and it's really f***ing awkward. Also, Nova would win as Cammy or Dudley. <img alt=";)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/wink.png.686f06e511ee1fbf6bdc7d82f6831e53.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Yeah...it's annoying due to his looooong range and fireballs, but he's weak in attack and defense.

Eidenhoek · June 29, 2013

@Oddjob: That's the point.

@SFII: Dude, Nova would totally use Chun-Li. Original hot chick. Dose thighs, man. THOSE FREAKING HUGE THIGHS!

But more seriously, he totally mains Sagat and subs Guile. Tiger Boom, mutha****a.

Rickymex · June 29, 2013

Ring of Fire Championship: #1 Contendership Cash-In:

Kelly Martin© vs. Walter Morgan

Regardless of outcome, Morgan will lose his #1 Contendership title.

MOSC Blood & Beer Title: Hardcore Match

Danny Patterson© vs. Bulldog Jack

21st Century Tag Team Titles:

Ivan Ivanoff/Igor Ivanoff© vs. Leigh Burton/Leo Price

Pit Bull Brown vs. Phillip Cooper

Kevin Jones vs. Daniel Black Francis

Joss Thompson/Jonathan Faust vs. Adam Matravers/Harry Wilson

Psycho Sam · June 29, 2013

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Eidenhoek" data-cite="Eidenhoek" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35213" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>@Oddjob: That's the point. @SFII: Dude, Nova would totally use Chun-Li. Original hot chick. Dose thighs, man. THOSE FREAKING HUGE THIGHS! But more seriously, he totally mains Sagat and subs Guile. Tiger Boom, mutha****a.</div></blockquote> But Cammy has that...wait...this is a private forum right? <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> I've never played SF2, but I play too much of SF4, and main Yun. Ring of Fire Championship: #1 Contendership Cash-In: Kelly Martin© vs. Walter Morgan MOSC Blood & Beer Title: Hardcore Match Danny Patterson© vs. Bulldog Jack 21st Century Tag Team Titles: Ivan Ivanoff/Igor Ivanoff© vs. Leigh Burton/Leo Price Pit Bull Brown vs. Phillip Cooper Kevin Jones vs. Daniel Black Francis Joss Thompson/Jonathan Faust vs. Adam Matravers/Harry Wilson and! Steel Cage Challenge fallout angles and such!

Eidenhoek · June 29, 2013

See-through top Cammy? Bleh. CHUN LI UPSIDE-DOWN KICKS HUHCHA!

While I have you guys here, just wanted to say that I disliked Phillip Cooper in 2010 (don't remember his stats well) and that carried into this game.

He has a 71 psychology for me. That's freaking amazing and it makes all sorts of sense why he was challenging for the title in the default storyline and such. So I'll be using him, yeah.

Also, for the astute, I did realize that I need to be careful with wins/losses for my top guys (in all companies, but I was 21CW at the time), so expect some squashes in the future.

Rickymex · June 29, 2013

Not the most professional job but...

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Psycho Sam · June 29, 2013

Yoga...

Nice job. But can Eiden make him have super stretchy limbs?<img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/wink.png.686f06e511ee1fbf6bdc7d82f6831e53.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

Also, Eidenhoek, have you considered runnning a live stream?

Eidenhoek · June 29, 2013

I totally have the technology to do that.I don't. At least, I have no idea what that would entail technologically.

Furthermore, my computer is not crazily-laggy.It is.

That does sound pretty cool.Well...It does, but I wonder what the point would be. As in, what would you guys say? Lol, why you restarting? And then I'd be all, SHUT UP DAMMIT MY GAME DAMMIT I'M GAMING THE SYSTEM TO TELL AN OVER-ARCHING STORY DAMMIT and then you'd be all, Dewd, you're gaming the system. Your story isn't about the shows, anyway. And then I'd be all, THEN WHY AM I NOT LIVESTREAMING DEUS EX AND TALKING ABOUT TEW? And then you'd be all, dats kewl w/ me r u goan to cheat in that too? And then I'd be all, WTF MAN YOU SAYING I CHEAT? And then you'd be all, Well, your "Let's Drunk Deus Ex" series shows you using glitches and such, so yeah. And then I'd be all, Yeah u rite.

Edit: Show up tomorrow? Also, maybe the eyes look a little weird (though white eyes are going to inherently look weird, I suppose), but other than that...I guess I'll have to use that render for when I do the roster posts. Really nice.

...

Oh ****ing god that's going to take ages. Over...two hundred people. At least. OPEN TEW I'M CHECKING SOMETHING! Thank you...Eh, nevermind, I roughly remember. And it's looking closer to three hundred. Wait, development. Yeah, easily three hundred. Three hundred pictures to post.

...

**** that mostly no pix.

Eidenhoek · June 30, 2013

21CW Best of British Wrestling

Pre-Show:

Just wanted to say, why are we at a Spa Arena? No, I did this backstage, not on the actual pre-show. There is no pre-show.

MOSC Blood & Beer Title: Hardcore Match:

Danny Patterson© vs. Bulldog Jack

Somehow this wasn't a good squash. Had Danny dominate, but...eh, whatever.

On a note, though: expect Patterson to get replaced by a different hoss once I get someone whose legs aren't a bit damaged up to his level. I have one person in mind already-actually...I think there's really only one suitable replacement.

Great.

Hit and a miss here, as Jay B does some decent improvising and Buff Martinez completely drops the ball out there. They taunted-attempted to, anyway, DJ Reason, continuing the feud that effectively ended in the Steel Cage. Once I get another storyline running, I'll end it officially.

Ring of Fire Championship:

Kelly Martin© vs. Walter Morgan

Seen it before, and the result's no different. I'll strip the title from Morgan as I find someone to be ROF's face.

...

The Brit really didn't know how to make a company face. At all.

21st Century Tag Team Titles:

The Ivanoff Brothers© vs. The Pride

Some people think Leo Price and Joss Thompson look the same. I don't see it.

After a match where Price and Ivan didn't like going all out, with all the sloppiness I'd expect of a match that wasn't scripted beforehand...

It wasn't the worst match on the card, this, but I expect a hell of a lot more from the tag ranks.

*ahem*

Jeff: Joss, Jonathan, Adam. Get your arses out here. We need to talk.

They oblige, in part because they want to have a job, aye?

Jeff: So I got three guys out here, yes? And one lady, Lee, but I don't think anyone cares about you at the moment. Am I right, here?

The crowd appears to go with my side of the story.

Jeff: We got the top bad guy here, Joss, ready to tear apart anyone in the quest for a belt. And then you two...

*indicating Faust and Matravers*

Jeff: I'm surprised you can stay in the ring together. I just want to hear all of you tell me why the hell I haven't received the emails I requested of your idea for the fans to interact with the show more.

Am I lying? Yes. Am I putting them on the spot? Yes. Does the crowd want to be involved? Yes.

Joss: Uh...boss, I don't think-

Jeff: EXACTLY! Next!

Joss: Wait I-

Jeff: Tired of waiting, Thompson. Go back home you Yank.

I'd make a **** fine heel in the States, aye? OR SHOULD I SAY COLONIES CAN YOU HEAR ME?

Yes, I know I'm Scottish.

Faust: I don't want the crowd involved.

Jeff: Lame. Next!

Faust: Hold on a minute, "Strongman." Did the crowd really help you lift that tub of lard this morning?

...

Oh son no you didn't.

Jeff: So you're fired, Jonathan.

Adam: Then who am I supposed to face?

Jeff: YOUR OPPONENT JUST GOT FIRED, IDIOT. YOU WIN. HERE'S YOUR PRIZE: GET OUT OF MY RING.

That segment could have gone a lot better.

Daniel Black Francis vs. Kevin Jones

With DBF on a losing streak of late, I wanted him to get a solid win to remain relevant to the people. The beautiful people. Ooooaaaaaah.

Jones...is an afterthought right now. He's in the title hunt ostensibly, but I really need a babyface challenger to try to run through Joss on the way up. Or Cooper, for that matter. Keep forgetting that kid.

Oh, and Francis is sure as hell not the guy. He has a nice Rasta Lock, and I think he likes working with a larger guy, but hell no.

Stevie Stoat finds Edward Cornell backstage. Ed's switched to a more mission-based gimmick, and it seems to work well here. Sleighting Stoat doesn't go over well with the bigger man, however, and the champ gets a brutal beatdown for his insolence.

Pit Bull Brown vs. Phillip Cooper

Eh.

Thought Cooper was good. Thought Brown was good. Guess they need tag partners to be good. It's just about as over with the fans as the last match. Phillip gets a possibly-underserved win with The Cooper Fly Splash.

Joss Thompson/Jonathan Faust vs. Adam Matravers/Harry Wilson

For those not following live, Wilson's his brother's stand-in in the title storyline. We pick up where we left off earlier.

In effect, this is something of a #1 Contender's match, aye?

Too bad the good guys don't have managerial distractions on their side, then. Thompson blends well enough with Faust's technique, more than happy to rough up the opponents as Jonny boy there plays something of a cerebral game. Adam does a fine job keeping to the sky, leaving what might be the weak link to try to claw past everyone and prove his own dominance.

Sadly, Wilson gets caught with a Devil's Drop from Faust after Kathleen Lee for the thirtieth time catches...Light Angel? off-guard by pulling his leg after he hit the ropes.

-Yeah, Harry can't call a match.

The name's Bond.

James Bond.

And **** you if you don't know which one I am. Seriously, I will find you and rip out your skull. Then eat it.

So we all know how Bond has Moneypenny trying to get in on the action, right? Melanie Florence plays that role well enough. Flirtation, a little fun, plenty of entertainment.

However, who's "The Bond Girl?"

I'll give you a hint: the joke is that her breasts are the only reason anyone cares about her.

Another hint: god, professional wrestling is sexist as hell sometimes.

Another hint: It's Emma Evans. In a bikini or something; I'm married, remember? I don't look.

Now if my hand accidentally "gets second base" or something, hey, not my fault.

Post-Show:

Two battle royals with most of the cast. First one's won by Luke Cool, the second by Beast Bantom. I didn't care enough to realy comment well on them, as we're post-show now, so I won't bore myself with the details.

It's 4:12 AM right now.

Overall: http://i1275.photobucket.com/albums/y443/Eidenhoek/21cwshowfourprobly_zpse9e7bd21.png

I WAS JAMES ****ING BOND WHAT THE ****!

Eidenhoek · July 1, 2013

Oh Rickymex you won the prediction contest design the avatar for a wrestler oh you chose Kashmir Singh awesome I'll wait for you to PM or post it what you already did how nice /totallylegit

Er...

#totallylegit

#It'sdarkandikeephittingtheFkeys

Rickymex · July 1, 2013

The X in my name is for Xavier.

#alldaymindreading

#alldayregrettingit

Eidenhoek · July 1, 2013

<div style="text-align:center;">Richard Eisen, SWF</div> The news holds nothing interesting for me. ~~~ I sent Spencer Spade on another one-week vacation. He's still irritated. And I care why? Kurt, Remo, and Jerry are still annoyed to some degree; my son's still on vacation, and the other two can't have time off right now. Nor do they get any of my money. ~~~ <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35213" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Attention: The following wrestlers will have their ring names changed: <ul><li>Amo Del Gato => CatMan </li><li>El Critico => The Critic </li><li>Marcos Flores => King of Leon </li><li>Slayyer => Slayer </li><li>Spencer Spade => Whiny McButtpunch </li></ul> Furthermore, upon graduation from development, these names will be changed: <ul><li>Dragon Del Arco Iris Jr => Blues Eyes White Dragon (in attack mode) </li><li>El Orgulloso => The Organ-Grinder </li><li>Fumihiro Ota => Super Ninja </li><li>Genio Verde => The Green Hatter </li><li>Guerrero Muerto => Death Knell </li><li>Haranobu Kobayashi => The Hammer </li><li>La Bestia Purpura => The Purple Beast </li><li>Sozen Ishinomori => Tsunami </li></ul> </div></blockquote>

Eidenhoek · July 1, 2013

<div style="text-align:center;">Tommy Cornell, TCW</div> Jay Fair now owns TCS2. Excellent. ~~~ <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35213" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Press Release: TCW Signings! Cameron Vessey for $3,710 written Demon Anger for $11,310 written</div></blockquote>

Eidenhoek · July 1, 2013

<div style="text-align:center;">Sam Strong, USPW</div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35213" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Press Release: USPW Signings! Robbie Retro for $9,390 written</div></blockquote>

Eidenhoek · July 1, 2013

<div style="text-align:center;">Jeremy Stone, NOTBPW</div>

{nil}

Eidenhoek · July 1, 2013

<div style="text-align:center;">Alex DeColt, CGC</div>

{nil}

Eidenhoek · July 1, 2013

<div style="text-align:center;">Ryu Kajahara, WEXXV</div>

Why is Nyoko Toshitala a manager? I hired her to be a road agent!

Eidenhoek · July 1, 2013

<div style="text-align:center;">Tristram Day, RAW</div> Arguably the most important show of the month for us, and I just finished penning the ink on a new signing (to debut in a week, at minimum). ~~~ <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35213" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Press Release: RAW Signings! Lone Shark for $4,600 written</div></blockquote> ~~~ I suppose our big question is: do I intend to end or start any feuds tomorrow?

Eidenhoek · July 1, 2013

<div style="text-align:center;">RAW Attitude!</div>

Dumfrey Pinn vs. Molokai Milk

#1 Contender Qualifier:

Debonair David Peterson/Lanny Williams vs. Nicky Gilbert/Rod Sullivan

Harry Simonson/Maurice Jackson vs. Quiz Master/Quizzical Mark Question vs. D-Pod/Lynx

and!

Echo Calls Out Frogue!

Goode Destroys Wayne!

The Captain Challenges Croft!

Croft ??? The Captain Challenge!

The Barracudas Debut!

Pinn Challenges Milk!

Swoop Abducts Vicki!

Misery Chases Swoop!

Drucker Overhears Belushi and Mills!

Rickymex · July 1, 2013

Dumfrey Pinn vs. Molokai Milk

#1 Contender Qualifier:

Debonair David Peterson/Lanny Williams vs. Nicky Gilbert/Rod Sullivan

Harry Simonson/Maurice Jackson vs. Quiz Master/Quizzical Mark Question vs. D-Pod/Lynx

Eidenhoek · July 2, 2013

Would have this thing up, but I can't use Internet Explorer and Firefox needs a ton of updates.

Also it's taking...over half an hour to download the new patch. That too.

Point is...uh...lesee.

This show, then tomorrow's...Saturday? That's RAW again, another guy, TCW on Sunday...maybe four more shows after this. Cool.

Eidenhoek · July 9, 2013

Cousin got married + 4th says no.

Oh, and this is written at the results screen, not as-I-click. So I might have a few details off. If you want an explanation, see the last segment. As a bonus?

WHITE-TEXT RATINGS!

<div style="text-align:center;">RAW Attitude!</div>

Dumfrey Pinn challenged Molokai Milk to a match, up next. Given that he is just starting his run as "commissioner," I am mollified by the somewhat-low rating. I think Pinn needs to relax a bit more in his character.

40.

Dumfrey Pinn vs. Molokai Milk

Pinn's ring weakness is his lack of stamina. Officially, he's none-too-suited to mixing it up in the ring with his "employees." Unofficially, he should not go all out with the length of time I put him in the ring.

Pinn wins after cheating fairly frequently throughout the match.

48.

Captain Wrestling II, "The Captain," does a fantastic improvised job of challenging Montgomery Croft to a match today. Croft, who was in the ring, exits, and it's noted that he will make his decision later in the night.

77.

Harry Simonson/Maurice Jackson vs. The Master Minds vs. D-Pod/Lynx

Extremely pleased at Jackson's debut; his character is just about as perfect as I could want.

Simonson is due to rekindle his feud with Lanny Williams that he has had elsewhere. Unfortunately, The Master Minds are the ones in line for a shot at the titles. Ergo, they win.

The last team is rubbish.

44.

Echo calls out Frogue Element. Atypically, Echo actually flubs some of his lines. Perhaps he was speaking too fast or was a bit nervous on the night.

Point being, Manhunter and Skyscraper ambush the challenger as he tries to get to the ring to shut up Echo.

47.

Likely the low-point of the night, Blake Belushi-who does a good job-and Rusty Mills-who doesn't-discuss their love triangle with Stephanie Drucker. The ex-boyfriend seems to come off better, and Drucker-who has been hiding behind a nearby corner-might have her hands full with a tag team soon.

Note: work that wordplay into the next segment of this storyline. Men love threesomes.

Edit: Right, no, not that kind.

38.

Peterson & Williams vs. The Next Big Things

Sullivan is the weak point of his team; Gilbert, meanwhile, still looks like a future star.

Peterson seems to have mis-stepped with his "Suave" character, coming off a bit too "old," so to speak. However, his ring work with his partner is quite good, and they look to be a dominant team in the future.

Rod can't call in the ring, by the way.

41.

Swoop McCarthy abducts an unsuspecting Vicki Company as she's walking near an emergency exit.

Swoop peels out of the arena parking lot with "whore in da trunk."

44.

And then Mark Misery chases Swoop in his own car.

57.

Rahmel Goode absolutely plasters Kerry Wayne all around backstage. One of the better segments of the show.

81.

Montgomery Ceroft comes out to the ring and apologizes for not denying the Captain his match sooner. Alas, the main event has already been pencilled in, and he cannot change the card.

74.

Kerry Wayne vs. Nathan McKenzie

Big Mac is one of the better monstrous heels in the ring for us, I think; unfotunately Kerry's the one in the storyline.

Fairly standard fare fromt he two; Wayne is accosted by both Steele and Goode, however, giving him the DQ win. At a cost, of course.

61.

Bona-fide perfection from this pre-recorded Swoop McCarthy interview. Or live, since I kinda threw it in there as a test but look at the rating so **** continuity.

The man has the most...magical skill on the microphone I have yet to see. It's not that he's good; it's that he's quick. Played to the crowd absolutely in-sync. This promo? It's going on his merchandise. Catchphrase?

"[And if] You think you know Swoop? You don't know how wrong that is."

That's just...it's the timing. The way he delivered, the pacing...I can't say enough about it.

83.

Overall: <a href="http://s1275.photobucket.com/user/Eidenhoek/media/rawshowfour_zps48f18d56.png.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i1275.photobucket.com/albums/y443/Eidenhoek/rawshowfour_zps48f18d56.png</a>

This company has it either really easy or really hard with storylines; the amount of angles I can have is staggering, meaning that I can have ridiculously-high heat storylines.

And then I have a match.

...

So yeah. Harry Simonson/Lanny Williams, with popularity, would be gold. Swoop vs. some of my heels would be good if I swapped alignments. Swoop/Misery (and Vicki in the storyline, for the record) will be good assuming Mark's psych is a bit better than I thought I discovered it was.

Spoilers: I might cut a Swoop promo a la the final segment of the show. Tomorrow. Live. Into the mike.

I have no Australian accent ._.

mate >_>

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