TKW: A Road not so Glorious

Voeltzwagon · April 19, 2013

Show shall be up sometime this weekend. Spent most of the week between getting this done as well as the first night for The DeColt Wrestlefestival on my other diary. Might have a surprise in store as well. Overall a tiring, but very productive week when it comes to writing.

Tiberious · April 19, 2013

Main Event: TKW Trophy of Excellence Title Match

Martin Heath © vs Riddick Jordan

I don't see Heath losing the title to a tag guy.

Also Featuring

Pigeon Mask vs The Scotsman

I've learned my lesson about picking The Scotsman.

Reginald Foppenbottom vs Chris Everton

Neither of these guys is good by any means, but Everton is slightly better.

Brilliant White vs Leighton Buzzard

Brilliant White just seems more interesting.

Prince Neville and Lenny Mochin vs Hero Inc

Real team over random pairing.

JOJI vs Alton Vicious

Could go either way, but I figure Vicious stays undefeated so he can challenge Heath at the next show.

flaviooooo · April 19, 2013

Pigeon Mask vs The Scotsman

Reginald Foppenbottom vs Chris Everton

Brilliant White vs Leighton Buzzard

Prince Neville and Lenny Mochin vs Hero Inc

JOJI vs Alton Vicious

Voeltzwagon · April 21, 2013

Tilted Kilt Wrestling Presents: Mean Business

Taped at Caledonian Club, Scotland on March, Week 2, Friday

15 Attending

*****

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The show begins like the previous two. Highland Warrior stands in the ring with mic in hand to address the fans.

Highland Warrior: "Welcome again to the new company that is willing to take on Jeff Nova and the snoozefest that is 21st Century Wrestling! Our champ will be in action with one of his toughest tests yet. Riddick Jordan has had success in the tag ranks, but he is about to get a shot at the Trophy of Excellence. We also got several other matches for you all so be prepared for some action!"

Rating: 41

*****

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JOJI vs Alton Vicious

Alton gets to be the latest man to try and see if he can overcome the increasingly popular JOJI. He does better than the previous two men who have tried and he manages to even ground the energetic Japanese wrestler with his powerful strikes while trash talking the entire time. It looks like he doesn't care if JOJI doesn't understand any of it.

Or maybe he does, because something said about JOJI's mother and female dogs makes him very angry and he begins to fight back. He goes on a roll and dropkicks Alton out of the ring before moving to bounce off the ropes then dive up and over the top rope to the outside and take Alton out. It takes almost just as much out of him and the two are almost back to even ground as they start to recover and manage to get back to the ring.

Alton starts to pound on JOJI again, but out of nowhere JOJI manages to unleash that powerful kick he has been using to KO his opponents. It does just that to Alton.

Winner: JOJI

Rating: 24

*****

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The camera is in back in the locker area where Brilliant White is pacing about and not looking too happy at all. Reginald soon walks on screen as well and frowns a bit as he watches for a few moments before speaking up.

Reginald: "Sir, you don't look happy at all."

Brilliant White spins about and points a finger into the sky as he goes wide eyed.

Brilliant White: "Of course I am not happy! You can measure my happiness with this finger! How did that boob Riddick Jordan get a title match and not me? Did they not see how I am so much better?"

Reginald: "You can't think about that now. We have matches tonight. Do you have a plan for them?"

Brilliant White frowns again and lowers his hand and then lightly rubs at his beard as he seems to ponder.

Brilliant White: "Leighton Buzzard. He is just so damn....happy and friendly. I am sure I can figure out a way to abuse that. Maybe tell him a kitten is caught in a tree outside and watch him go rescue it while being counted out. Victory will be mine with ease!"

Reginald: "Excellent. What about Chris Everton? What should I do?"

Brilliant White rolls his eyes as if perhaps trying to come up with two perfect plans is a bit too much even if it means to help his 'friend' out.

Brilliant White: "A working man. We can perhaps tell him a house needs to be built and they are willing to pay good money."

It is half hearted, but it seems to be enough for Reginald who gives a bit smile and nods, his confidence suddenly brimming now that he sees a way to easily defeat his foe.

Reginald: You truly are brilliant, sir!"

Brilliant White nods and lets out a laugh.

Brilliant White: "Of course! Now let us go, Reginald. Let us put our plan into motion."

Rating: 27

*****

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The pair move on and the camera follows for a moment, but then turns into another room where Lenny Mochin is sitting on a bench and wrapping up his wrists with athletic tape. He has a serious expression on his face and he looks up and to the side as Prince Neville and Lady Aurora step into view.

Prince Neville: "Ahh! Sir Mochin, it is wonderful to finally find you. You are certainly a worthy knight to fight by my side."

Lady Aurora: "Just look at the cut of his jaw, that intense gaze. He could very well be a wonderful fit to travel with us and help you become king!"

Lenny just stares at the pair and doesn't seem like he is on board with their idea. He stands up and he looks over Prince Neville then at the crown he wears. He just shakes his head and he moves to leave. Prince Neville and Lady Aurora both look perplexed as they watch him wander off.

Lady Aurora: "A man of few words. He is a rather regal looking man himself. How can you lose tonight, dear?"

Prince Neville: "Indeed! Sir Mochin will come around and realize it is an honor to be one of my knights. I will show him my royal might!"

With that being said they too leave and go in the same direction Lenny Mochin went.

Rating: 25

*****

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Lenny Mochin and Prince Neville with Lady Aurora vs Hero Inc

Maxwell has more pep to his step it seems this month and Hellraiser is taking tiny steps everywhere he goes to try and keep from crashing into things. That still doesn't stop him from somehow slipping up and falling into the ring and rolling right into Lenny Mochin who doesn't seem too pleased. So displeased that he starts to beat on Hellraiser. Captain Maxwell tries to make the save, but is intercepted by Prince Neville.

Neville looks to be trying to impress his partner who looks like he could care less on what Neville is doing. He tosses Hellraiser out of the ring who goes rolling off into several chairs and lays there in a heap. Lenny steps out of the ring and just lets Neville work over Captain Maxwell. He only gets back in when it seems like Maxwell is starting to make a comeback. Lenny tags himself in and he almost takes Maxwell's head off with a clothesline. He then slaps him into an armbreaker. The superhero tries to break free then tries to reach the rope, but he eventually has to tap. Hellraiser is still tangled up in chairs and couldn't make the save in time.

Winners: Lenny Mochin and Prince Neville

Rating: 20

*****

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Chris Everton with Liz Sweetheart vs Reginald Foppenbottom

Reginald looks like he is trying to convince Chris Everton of there being need of someone to help build a house much like how Brilliant White told him to do. Chris doesn't seem to be buying it. Reginald doesn't know what to do when the plan doesn't work and he tells Chris that Starbucks is hiring which only gets him punched in the face.

It is a short and quick defeat for Reginald. Everton beats on him a short bit then puts him away with a DDT.

Winner: Chris Everton

Rating: 11 (HELL YES)

*****

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Backstage the camera has caught up with Riddick Jordan. He has a confident and cocky look on his face as he looks towards the camera and begins to speak.

Riddick Jordan: "That punk JOJI will get what is coming to him later. No one beats my friend and gets away with that, but tonight I got a punk ass bitch by the name of Martin Heath that I got to take out. I think that trophy would look rather nice in my living room. Hope you haven't grown too fond of it, Heath. Tonight I am going to knock you the hell out and take it."

Rating: 18

*****

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Pigeon Mask vs The Scotsman

Pigeon mask starts off bouncing around and playing hard to get. He slips in an occasional shot which just frustrates The Scotsman even more. Once he finally does get his hands on Pigeon Mask he tosses the masked fighter against the corner and begins to beat on him. He then picks him up for a press slam, but he bobbles and drops Pigeon Mask who awkwardly on his shoulder and head. The fans even start booing at the bad botch that left Pigeon Mask looking legitimately injured the way he was twitching.

The match goes on when Pigeon Mask convinces Woolsey he can continue. The Scotsman goes in for the kill, but is caught by a dropkick to the left leg that sends him stumbling. It allows Pigeon Mask to follow it up with a shining wizard and then he climbs up to nail The Scotsman off the top rope with the Flying Rat Splash.

Winner: Pigeon Mask

Rating: 21

Pigeon Mask holds his head as he raises his arm and then staggers to the back. The Scotsman looks rather mad as he gets up after a few minutes and is in a rush to get in back as well.

*****

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Brilliant White vs Leighton Buzzard and Bethany Hurst

Brilliant White starts off by offering a handshake. Leighton actually accepts and gets slapped for doing so. Brilliant White laughs for a moment, but is slapped back and the match starts with them almost having something of a sissy slap fight while Bethany and the crowd have

.

It actually starts to turn into a real wrestling match as Leighton starts to show his technical prowess to start getting some momentum. Brilliant White seems to know a great way to stop that. He thumbs Leighton in the eye and it staggers the youth and allows Brilliant White to gain control. There ends up being no chance for a comeback as White puts Leighton away with the White Out.

Winner: Brilliant White

Rating: 28

*****

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The camera in back has found Martin Heath. He is holding the trophy and has a big smile on his face.

Martin Heath: "I was always told the first defense is the hardest. I can agree with that. Lenny was one rough customer and I managed to come out on top. Now with him out of the way my next roadblock is Riddick Jordan. You and your partner have been impressive in tag matches, but like your partner earlier tonight you too will meet defeat when it comes to singles competition."

Rating: 30

*****

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TKW Trophy of Excellence Championship Bout

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Martin Heath © vs Riddick Jordan

Riddick starts off much like his partner did against JOJI. Several stiff strikes with the occasional suplex or slam thrown in. Martin's initial attempts to fight back and stymied by Riddick who seems to be able to shrug off most of what Heath manages to throw at him. He finally does stagger Riddick when he manages to duck a clothesline and comes off the rope with a flying forearm that makes Riddick stumble backwards and out of the ring.

Martin follows and the two brawl about the ring as Woolsey starts to count, but both make it back in by the time he reaches eight. Martin has shifted to rely on his speed to try and get some advantage, but Riddick is no slouch as well. There are spots where they do both seem to pause as if trying to remember what was supposed to happen next and it is one of those pauses where Martin finally gains the upper hand on his opponent and he lands a few stiff kicks to take Jordan down to a knee. Heath leaps onto the shoulders of Riddick and performs a short rana that plants Jordan head first into the mat. It keeps him out long enough for Heath to climb the nearest turnbuckle and land his Flying Fist Drop.

Winner and still champion: Martin Heath (Defenses: 2)

Rating: 28

*****

Match of the Night: Brilliant White vs Leighton Buzzard and Martin Heath vs Riddick Jordan tie.

Lowlights of the Night: Chemistry problems between Heath and Jordan. Everton and Foppenbottom

Final Rating: 30

Voeltzwagon · April 23, 2013

First Firing: DUN DUN DUN!

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I think it was around the time the main event was going on. I know Bob and Greg were both busy while I was being checked out. My head was spinning and I could only think I got a concussion. That makes the second time in three matches The Scotsman messed things up and at least time it was me instead of one of the kids. My left arm barely wanted to respond and my shoulder was in pain as it was being iced down. That is when I was grabbed roughly and spun about. I almost lost my lunch at that point and through glazed eyes I could see a rather irate looking Scotsman.

"What the **** was that? I wanted to win! Me! I am the star of this company. Did you know I have over two hundred twitter followers? I have seven hundred Bookface friends!"

If he has so many fans where the hell are they at the show? I winced as he gripped up sore shoulder and I tried to push him back with my working arm.

"Now is not the time. You almost broke my neck."

"Well you would deserve it. Putting yourself over me. The future of this company."

I can smell the alcohol from him being so close. Now I see why he ****ed up so bad in the ring. I was about to push at him again, but that is when I felt another set of hands rest on my shoulders and look to pull me back. Around that time I saw a fist slam The Scotsman right across the jaw that staggered him. A second punch downed him. It took a moment to focus, but the man that grabbed me came around and I could manage to focus on him and the puncher.

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JOJI just smiled brightly and he gave a thumbs up before reaching to drag off the unconscious problem causer. Only saying one thing in English.

"Pigeon-san good. Scotsman asshole."

Well I can't argue that. I managed to take a seat and attempted to keep the room from spinning so much. Brilliant White offered me my icepack back and I took it to place on my head this time.

"You okay, boss?"

Boss? He didn't have to really call me that. Greg is the one that signs the checks.

"I'll be fine. I just need some rest once this is all done."

He offered a kind smile and nods.

"Go home, man. I will let Greg and Bob know why The Scotsman is out in the dumpster. I can drive you to the hospital if you need it."

I managed a faint smile and I waved him off. I might take him up on the offer to get out of here at least. If anything I can make it to the car and sleep things off in the back seat. All the while I did have one thing in my mind. Maybe....just maybe this isn't such a bad company to be part of. If anything I at least know I have people watching my back.

DanMTheMan · April 23, 2013

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JOJI just smiled brightly and he gave a thumbs up before reaching to drag off the unconscious problem causer. Only saying one thing in English.

"Pigeon-san good. Scotsman asshole."

I....I love JOJI!!! He summed up my feelings towards the Scotsman perfectly! Love the diary so far, can't wait to see Pigeon Mask fight another day!

Voeltzwagon · April 24, 2013

I....I love JOJI!!! He summed up my feelings towards the Scotsman perfectly! Love the diary so far, can't wait to see Pigeon Mask fight another day!

JOJI does certainly have a way with words. I think he summed up how the entire locker area felt about The Scotsman.

*****

The Replacement

We now join in on the meeting currently in progress. Beepboopbeep.

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It had been about three days since the last show as well as the firing of The Scotsman. Bob and Greg both didn't find out about the incident until after the main event since both were busy. Brilliant White filled them in on it while I went home and got some rest. I went to get checked out the next day and thankfully I didn't have a concussion. Of course with the idiot gone we were debating to get a replacement. The show itself for next month is already for the most part planned, but during the next month getting someone with more talent, which isn't really asking for much, to replace the now departed dipshit.

"I don't know. I mean we could get another guy that I trained, but I don't want this to become Ring of Fire 2.0. Getting someone that is a bit more charismatic might not be a bad thing."

"No one I can think off right now that would work for us and be cheap and fit in from MOSC as well. Bruiser and Carl are the only two and they just aren't cheap. What about that grad from Nova's little school they didn't sign?"

"Dark? I have met him. Nice guy, but well he does have a bit of a criminal history that does seem behind him. He isn't particularly charismatic if that is what we are looking for."

"Norman? I heard he is trying to change his image and be known less as a brawler."

"I talked to both of the Agents. I think we can only get them if we hire both and that isn't feasible."

While we went through names I kept thinking of who I dealt with in recent memory that might be able to be affordable and actually be a rather big upgrade. Then again right now Jeff Amazon might be an upgrade to what we had. Wait, don't mention it.

"What about Jeff Amazon?"

GOD DAMMIT. Before I could object to that one Bob quickly shot it down saying we were trading one problem for another. That is when it hit me. I grabbed a napkin and I scrawled a name down and then pushed it over so the other two could see.

"I worked two matches with him last year. Fairly young. Somewhat known for his time working for Nova. Not a problem maker that I can remember."

I am not sure the silence is a good thing or not. I suppose it is the former because Bob starts to grin and he just nods.

"Not a bad idea. Greg, wanna call him and see what we can do?"

"Sure, I think I actually have a way to contact him easily enough. I'll see what we can do as far as a contract goes."

It feels like in a way I dodged a bullet and somehow this company will slowly start to work out. It is a long climb and I doubt we will ever be a big name, but right now at least there is a feeling things can improve.

Voeltzwagon · April 24, 2013

Soon To Be Released on DVD: TKW The Perfect Crime

Taped on Friday, Week 2 in April 2013

So much action you can barely shake a stick at it!

TKW Trophy of Excellence Triple Threat Match!

Martin Heath © vs Alton Vicious vs JOJI

Also Featuring

Brilliance vs Birds of Prey (Pigeon Mask and Leighton Buzzard)

Prince Neville vs Captain Maxwell

Riddick Jordan vs Chris Everton

Hellraiser vs Lenny Mochin

Zergon · April 25, 2013

Martin Heath © vs Alton Vicious vs JOJI

Heath isn´t dropping his tit... I mean trophy yet.

Also Featuring

Brilliance vs Birds of Prey (Pigeon Mask and Leighton Buzzard)

You know, I actually go against my fovorite here as he needs to lose somewhere too and this looks like a good spot with his nemesis on the other team. Plus he can always blaim Foppenbottom from the loss.

Prince Neville vs Captain Maxwell

At this point, I´m not sure if Maxwell is going to be anything else than a jobber and Neville seems to at least get some wins so Neville looks like safer option. That said I go with Maxwell anyway, I mean superheroes have to win every once in the while if they want to keep that superhero status, right?

Riddick Jordan vs Chris Everton

I have hard time convincing myself that Everton could beat anyone else than Foppenbottom.

Hellraiser vs Lenny Mochin

Hellraiser seems to be more of a jobber and comedy relief guy than any real threat.

DanMTheMan · April 25, 2013

TKW Trophy of Excellence Triple Threat Match!

Martin Heath © vs Alton Vicious vs JOJI: JOJI helped Pigeon Mask out, good guy and I wouldn't mind hearing him cut promos even though it'll be very broken English most likely.....

Brilliance vs Birds of Prey (Pigeon Mask and Leighton Buzzard): Pigeon-san Number ONE! Buzzard-san number two?

Prince Neville vs Captain Maxwell: He's a Prince! By hook or crook, I can see him getting the win......

Riddick Jordan vs Chris Everton: He had a shot against the champ just last show, don't see him dropping a second match in a row even though I don't know the C-Verse British Isle Wrestling scene......

Hellraiser vs Lenny Mochin: Flipped a coin...

Tiberious · April 25, 2013

Also Featuring

Martin Heath © vs Alton Vicious vs JOJI

Not sure why Alton gets a title shot after losing last show, but either way I see Heath retaining it here.

Brilliance vs Birds of Prey (Pigeon Mask and Leighton Buzzard)

Normally I'd go with the established team, but I'll take the birds to win this one.

Prince Neville vs Captain Maxwell

This one could really go either way, but I'll pick Neville to win this one.

Riddick Jordan vs Chris Everton

I don't ever Everton ever being more than an undercard guy, even in a promotion as small as this one. Riddick on the other hand has a lot of potential. He's young, has pretty good star quality, and is already a better worker than most of your roster.

Hellraiser vs Lenny Mochin

Hellraiser is basically a comedy character on the same level as Foppenbottom, so I don't see him winning many singles matches.

Voeltzwagon · April 25, 2013

Not sure why Alton gets a title shot after losing last show, but either way I see Heath retaining it here.

This is what happens when a drunk owns the majority of the company and helps with the booking decisions.

Voeltzwagon · April 28, 2013

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Why I Don't Carpool

Traveling in a group is not uncommon for wrestlers. It was something I did for many a year when I was younger, but in recent years I made enough that I allowed myself to enjoy traveling on my own where it is nice, silent and peaceful. Go figure that about two days before the show in April that my car would start to have problems and I couldn't use it to get to the show.

I didn't think too much about it. I figure I cold get ahold of someone and just tag along. I tried Bob first and found out he was full up. Looks like he meets up with his old Ring of Fire buds that work for us at his dojo and they all travel in one car. I was reluctant at first, but I did call Greg. That ended up being a no go because he was actually picking up our newest signing to bring him over to the club early to show him our setup. The third call was a charm.....or maybe not.

Where can I begin with what happened....

"Some boys take a beautiful girl and hiiiiiide her away from the rest of the world o/`"

Oh, right....that is probably a good way to start. Two voices singing along to a Cyndi Lauper tune. The faces those voices belong to?

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I figure it has been about a half hour since I got picked up and they have been singing along to a variety of bad, poppy tunes from the eighties nonstop. We still got a bit of a drive to go as well.

"Ah come on, Kenny. Don't like Cyndi?"

Don't get me wrong. I won't complain because White did go out of his way to pick me up. At least the mask helps hide my annoyance for the most part. I do let out a weak chuckle and reply while not grinding my teeth when I do so.

"I.....no. I don't suppose you have Wild Frontier or something if we are going to listen to eighties music?"

Being that he is going back to singing with Reginald I am guessing that would be a no. Only as the song starts to end does he finally respond.

"Don't worry, I got a lot of this stuff, Kenny. We just got to get JOJI from his flat and we are off to the club!"

The screams could not be heard because I managed to keep them inside despite the fact Tiffany just started playing.

Voeltzwagon · May 9, 2013

It has been awhile since the last post, but this and the other diary aren't dead. Just treading a bit of water due to some RL stuff making it hard for me to get the time to write things up as of late. Should have Remo updated tonight or tomorrow and hopefully the next TKW show by the end of the weekend.

ade334 · May 11, 2013

I'm liking this diary. I pretty much only play in the British Isles so it's right up my street. I like the characters you're developing and although I've used nearly all of them I've never used so many at once, which makes it interesting when there's not many stand-out guys.

TKW Trophy of Excellence Triple Threat Match!

Martin Heath © vs Alton Vicious vs JOJI

Heath will keep the trophy, nobody on the current roster can threaten him until the big reveal...

Brilliance vs Birds of Prey (Pigeon Mask and Leighton Buzzard)

As much as I like what you've done with T.M.A. and Brilliant white... though I think this is the closest match to call. Bookerman won't mind doing the job to elevate Brilliant White, but I think they'd lose comedic effect if they won too much. Foppenbottom to take the fall.

Prince Neville vs Captain Maxwell

Has a better character, has more upside, and is clean. Even if Maxwell reformed, he's still spotty so has a bleak future

Riddick Jordan vs Chris Everton

I ummed and arred over this one. Chris's job is to make others look good, but I think he needs a win to remain somewhat relevant... although Jordan's title loss means he needs to bounce back too. A close run thing, possibly a run-in DQ, maybe even a no-contest but in order to be a little different I'll stick my neck out with Everton

Hellraiser vs Lenny Mochin

I can't get behind Hellraiser, his render and overall character just screams comedy jobber. Even if you'd booked him to win he'd probably trip, land flat on his back and somehow have Lenny's arm over him for the 3

Voeltzwagon · June 16, 2013

<div style="text-align:center;">Tilted Kilt Wrestling Presents: The Perfect Crime

Taped at Caledonian Club, Scotland on April, Week 2, Friday

15 Attending</div>

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The Highland Warrior is front and center in the ring. He looks ready to do his introduction as he always does only to be interrupted before he even gets to properly greet the small crowd that has gathered. Who is dastardly enough to do such a thing?

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We should have known!</div>

Brilliant White and Reginald Foppenbottom make their presence known and the former has his own microphone. It looks like a pink Hello Kitty one at that. So evil indeed.

Brilliant White: "Guess what? No one cares! It is the same people you have seen for three months! They know you had Jeff Nova. You know what? THEY DON'T CARE!"

He points towards Highland Warrior and wags his finger several times as if scolding a dog. A very big dog in this case.

Brilliant White: "What is more on our minds is when will I get a title shot at Martin Heath? I have been Brilliant since showing up here and you can't deny I am one of your best stars. Reginald, what do you think?"

Reginald looks like he was put right on the spot and goes wide eyed. He just quickly shakes his head and gives a sheepish smile. Brilliant White just shakes his head and looks back to Highland Warrior.

Brilliant White: "So.....make it so. Make it time for Brilliant White against Jon Michael Sha......Martin Heath!"

Highland Warrior does not look amused and he reaches into the pocket of his suit jacket.

Highland Warrior: "Well in that case I have something for you."

He pulls his hand out and pulls out a tiny, fake bird and flips it at Brilliant White who snatches it out of the air.

Brilliant White: "Oh very funny! Don't get cheeky with me!"

Highland Warrior: "You will have a match tonight, but take a good look at what you have. It is a hint on who you will face."

It is about that time Brilliant White notices what he has in his hand. A small pigeon figurine.

Brilliant White: "Oh nut bunnies."

<div style="text-align:center;">Rating: 33</div>

<div style="text-align:center;">*****

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Brilliance vs Birds of Prey with Bethany Hurst</div>

Pigeon Mask and Leighton Buzzard hit the ring and clear it of the heels quickly before doing dives outside the ring in stereo. Brilliance attempts to recover, but mostly it is Brilliant White shaking his fist from a distance at his enemies as Foppenbottom gets beaten down by the newest time in TKW. Leighton Buzzard guards the ring as Pigeon Mask lays out Foppenbottom and nails him with a big senton and gets a win.

<div style="text-align:center;">Winners: Birds of Prey

Rating: 21</div>

<div style="text-align:center;">*****

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Prince Neville with Lady Aurora vs Captain Maxwell</div>

Captain Maxwell manages to get the early advantage and starts to hit Neville with several high impact moves. When Neville goes outside the ring to escape Maxwell goes to leap over the top and take out the Prince, but Lady Aurora pulls her prince out of the way and the superhero crashes and burns. It allows for Prince Neville to gain control again and never relinquish it. The superhero falls victim to the flying elbow from Prince Neville and royalty rules supreme once again.

<div style="text-align:center;">Winner: Neville Jones

Rating: 18</div>

<div style="text-align:center;">*****

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The fans boo as Neville puts on his crown and takes a microphone. He looks smug as Lady Aurora drapes his royal robes on his shoulders.

Prince Neville: "Even superheroes fall to royalty. You peasants need to realize I am different than all of you. I am a prince and should be treated as such. Where is my title match? I think that trophy would look wonderful in my throne room."

Lady Aurora: "They are obviously afraid of letting you challenge for it, my prince. If you won it you would never lose and they wouldn't know what to do?"

He gives a cocky grin and he waggles his brows.

Prince Neville: "Well I know what they would do. They would declare me King Neville! Ruler of Tilted Kilt Wrestling! I hope you all like the sound of that. This will be my kingdom to rule....forever!"

<div style="text-align:center;">Rating: 27</div>

<div style="text-align:center;">*****

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Riddick Jordan vs Chris Everton with Liz Sweetheart</div>

Riddick is one angry dude and Chris Everton is in his way. The way he gets beat down by Riddick must make Chris rethink his career and maybe look to going back to his other job full time. It isn't pretty at all and it is a dominant victory for Jordan after he failed to beat Martin Heath last month.

<div style="text-align:center;">Winner: Riddick Jordan

Rating: 18</div>

<div style="text-align:center;">*****

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Hey kids! It's Alton Vicious! The other half of The Northern Lights looks ready for his title match later tonight that will involve Martin Heath and the man that beat him last month, JOJI. Standing back in the locker area he has a rather confident look on his face.

Alton Vicious: "You know it pays to work for a boozer because I got old Highland Warrior liquored up enough that I got him to agree to give me a shot. The problem is he was so wasted he decided to add JOJI to the mix as well. I guess this works out. I get my revenge and I get the Trophy of Excellence. That ninja wannabe and the lady killer are about to get jacked. Believe that!"

<div style="text-align:center;">Rating: 28</div>

<div style="text-align:center;">*****

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Lenny Mochin vs Hellraiser</div>

Lenny seems unimpressed by the antics of Hellraiser and him being a total klutz. Before Hellraiser can even properly trip and fall into Lenny he is grabbed and starts to be tossed about by the emotionless machine that is Lenny Mochin. People are starting to suspect that he is in fact a robot. An efficient wrestling machine at that because he destroys Hellraiser and makes him tap out quickly.

<div style="text-align:center;">Winner: Lenny Mochin

Rating: 23</div>

<div style="text-align:center;">*****

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Martin Heath is in back with the trophy tucked safely under one arm as he speaks into the camera.

Martin Heath: "Not one opponent tonight, but two. If Alton is as tough as his partner that was going to be a big enough challenge. JOJI I have seen great things from too and he would be tough one on one. Instead I get to face both at once. Life is full of challenges. I just will take things as they come and I will endure. I will remain your champ!"

Horray sugary babyface promo. One almost expects a tooth ping when he smiles afterwards.

<div style="text-align:center;">Rating: 33</div>

<div style="text-align:center;">*****

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TKW Trophy of Excellence Championship

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Alton Vicious vs Martin Heath © vs JOJI</div>

A rather chaotic match that starts with Alton Vicious taking control with his more brutal approach to things. He keeps the other two grounded for quite some time before JOJI manages to slip free from a suplex attempt and he manages to knock Alton out of the ring with a beautiful dropkick then bounces off the ropes and backflips over the top rope to the outside and lands on Vicous. While the other two are recovering, Heath climbs up and he leaps off the top turnbuckle with a moonsault that leaves all three men sprawled on the floor as Woolsey starts counting.

It turns into back and forth action once all three get up and return to the ring. It is a rather chaotic mess that is hard to keep track of at times. Alton starts to dominate Heath and when he gets ready to powerbomb the champ, JOJI superkicks him out of nowhere and takes him out of the match and leave the two high fliers to go at it. JOJI starts to get momentum and he goes to the top rope. He goes for a flying crossbody and nails Heath, but Heath rolls through and uses the momentum to end up on top and get the pin.

<div style="text-align:center;">Winner and Still Champion: Martin Heath (Defenses: 3)

Rating: 30</div>

<div style="text-align:center;">*****

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Heath is recovering from the brutal match when someone comes to ringside and grabs the trophy. They slide into the ring and when Heath turns about he gets blasted right in the face with the trophy.

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The assailant sets the trophy down on the unconscious form of Martin Heath and then adjusts his shades.

Stefan Raynor: "Just business, Martin. Just business."

The camera fades as Stefan Raynor is the only man standing in the ring.

<div style="text-align:center;">Rating: 36</div>

Match of the Night: Martin Heath vs Alton Vicious vs JOJI

Lowlight of the Night: Bad chem with Heath and Vicious leading to triple threat. Does Heath just hate wrestling black people? He so racist.

<div style="text-align:center;">Final Rating: 30</div>

Voeltzwagon · June 16, 2013

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It wasn't long after the show ended and most of the guys had left. I was waiting for Brilliant White to finish his special 'relaxation technique' so he could drive me home. It just serves as a reminder that he might have to be the next person I have the fatherly 'Don't do drugs, meathead' talk to.

"Hey, Kenny. You got a moment?"

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At least it is the sober owner.</div>

"Bob? What are you doing here? I thought you had already left."

Oh no, that look he is giving. Something happened. What happened? Who caught fire?

"Well uh I was leaving and I overheard Greg outside. On the phone slurring to someone. It was....I think he got Jeff Nova's number."

It is a good thing I have the mask on still because he would have seen the color drain from his face. How the hell did he get that number? WHY IS HE CALLING IT?

"Are....are you sure?"

Bob sighs and he gives a nod. He settles down on a bench and closes his eyes while leaning back.

"I heard something about peeing on his new shoes and sitting on the face of Nova's wife before daring him to try and put us out of business."

Goddammit, Greg. The company has actually made a profit and suddenly he thinks we are actually able to take on the machine that is 21CW? We are all going to be out of work again!

"Well.....what can we do for damage control?"

"I don't know. I just wanted to give you a heads up. I will see if I can call to Jeff and apologize. I seriously don't think he really is worried about us, but uh....if Greg did piss him off it was nice working with you while it lasted, Kenny."

"Yeah.....always a pleasure Bob."

Maybe I should ask White if I can partake in that relaxation technique tonight after finding out about that.

<div style="text-align:center;">*** POWER UP! You get: Hostility towards 21CW***</div>

Voeltzwagon · June 17, 2013

<div style="text-align:center;">Soon To Be Released on DVD: TKW Welcome to the Party

Taped on Friday, Week 2 in May 2013

Jeff Nova's Wife Wishes She Could get This Kind of Action

TKW Trophy of Excellence Match

Martin Heath © vs Brilliant White

Also Featuring

Stefan Raynor vs Hellraiser

Birds of Prey vs The Northern Lights

Maxwell Bleak vs Reginald Foppenbottom

JOJI vs Lenny Mochin

Prince Neville vs Chris Everton</div>

Zergon · June 17, 2013

Ouch on that hostility towards 21UK. Oh well, at least it´s not all out war yet but it certainly makes things slighly harder for you.

TKW Trophy of Excellence Match

Martin Heath © vs Brilliant White

Even though I like White and think he does have a good shot on becoming your next champion, it´s not time for a change yet so Heath retains this time.

Also Featuring

Stefan Raynor vs Hellraiser

Raynor, being the former 21UK guy, has some name value and that makes him instant contender on top spots in my eyes and definitely sees him getting a win over comedy jobber like Hellraiser.

Birds of Prey vs The Northern Lights

Personal preference again.

Maxwell Bleak vs Reginald Foppenbottom

I really just don´t see Foppenbottom winning singles matches anytime soon.

JOJI vs Lenny Mochin

Tough one since both have been pretty strong so far but I go with Mochin as he might be good candidate on getting a title shot against Heath.

Prince Neville vs Chris Everton

No way that common jobber boy Everton would go over royalty.

Voeltzwagon · June 18, 2013

We now join the conversation before the show. Beepboopbeep.

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Me and Bob sat across from one another at a table looking tired as hell from spending most of the day getting everyone to the Caledonian Club and to go through the show. It sometimes feels harder and harder to go full speed in the ring these days, but in part it might be my 43rd birthday is just around the corner. Sometimes I even forget Bob is younger than me because the years in the ring and the constant training have aged him pretty bad.

"So when do you think was the point of the conversation where Nova finally lost it?"

"From what I was told by Greg when he sobered up it was the comment about running his Jeffrey maker into the beef curtains of Nova's wife."

There was a soft sigh from me. We made some headlines, but for all the wrong reasons. Instead of something mentioning a small promotion in Scotland turning some heads we get a story about how Jeff Nova making fun of Greg for being so inept and basically telling everyone not to watch our shows.

"Did you call Nova at all?"

"I did. He at least listened to me somewhat. I told him there was no excuse for what Greg did, but not to blackball the guys that work for us."

"I suppose on the bright side I don't think he is vindictive enough to sign away our talent?"

There is some truth to that. I don't see really anyone beyond maybe White getting looked at. Jeff is doing good with what he has and his little school brings in several names with each class that graduates.

"So what do you think of tonight?"

The question snapped me out of my daze. I have let my wander too much as of late. Perhaps the stress of being a booker and performer has started to get to me.

"I think it will go well. I think after the show I will have a talk with White. Or maybe tomorrow. Depends on how rough things are once we are done."

"Are you okay? You have looked more tired than normal these days. Getting enough sleep?"

"Y....yeah. I guess I just have alot on my mind, Bob. Don't worry about it."

Am I maybe getting too old to do what I love? Nah, that can't be it. I just maybe need a short nap and I will feel refreshed. At least working with Leighton will lighten my load some too.

Voeltzwagon · June 23, 2013

Tilted Kilt Wrestling Presents: Welcome to The Party

Taped at Caledonian Club, Scotland on May, Week 2, Friday

17 Attending

*****

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Highland Warrior enters the ring to give his usual opening welcome to the crowd, though his usual smile is replaced with a grim expression as he stands in the middle of the ring.

Highland Warrior: "Welcome to our show. I would like to say more, but we have some business to take care of. Stefan Raynor, come out."

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Stefan comes out acting like he is too cool for school. He enters the ring and doesn't remove his shades as he just looks at Highland Warrior with a smirk. Before Highland Warrior can even say anything someone else comes down to the ring.

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Martin Heath: "I want a match with him and I want it tonight."

The demand only seems to make Highland Warrior even more angry. He looks to both then he points a finger in Martin Heath's face.

Highland Warrior: "You are the champ, but I am the boss. I make decisions and I don't like demands."

He points to Stefan next as he speaks before pointing back to Martin Heath.

Highland Warrior: "You stay in the ring. You are going to have a match right now. Heath, you will wrestle tonight, but it won't be against Stefan. Tonight you will go against Brilliant White."

Heath doesn't look too pleased and he just stomps off back towards the back to get ready for this match later. Stefan just continues to smirk and he starts to remove his jacket while waiting for his opponent.

Rating: 35

*****

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Stefan Raynor vs Hellraiser

This turns into a good borderline great match by TKW standards. If Stefan was trying to impress in his first match then he did so. There was something that just clicked perfectly between his 'devil may care' style with the bumbling of Hellraiser that made the match flow. Most of Hellraiser's offense was accidental as per usual and Raynor for the most part had control before putting the accident prone opponent.

Winner: Stefan Raynor

Rating: 31

*****

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Prince Neville and Lady Aurora decide to grace the ring with their presence next. The cocky little duo are booed while they get in the ring and Prince Neville has to wait for people to quiet down before he can speak.

Prince Neville: "Another night of my talent being wasted. Instead of being in the title bout I am facing the very definition of peasant, Chris Everton. I should not even have to soil my hands by touching a man such as him."

Lady Aurora: "Sometimes even royalty must do such things. You will just have to show him his place in life, dear."

Prince Neville: "I suppose you are right, m'lady. I will show him while I will one day be king he will always be a simple peasant and nothing more."

Rating: 38

*****

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Prince Neville with Lady Aurora vs Chris Everton with Liz Sweetheart

Everton seemed to take offense to what was said because he comes in and unloads on Neville to the point the prince has to bail out of the ring to try and regain his senses. Everton goes after the prince, but Aurora gets pulled in between them and then is shoved into Everton who manages to catch her only to get taken out by Neville before he can react. The encounter is a brief one and despite looking in decent shape, the prince once again looks like he is running out of gas quickly. He gets some more offense in and then puts Everton away for the win.

Winner: Prince Neville

Rating: 16

*****

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The Northern Lights vs The Birds of Prey with Bethany Hurst

The Northern Lights jump their opponents early and never relent. Big power moves by both Jordan and Vicious, the former looking like he has been bulking up as of late and is showing off his new physique. Leighton gets isolated and beaten on for a good amount of time, but he does manage to escape long enough to score a hot tag. Pigeon Mask comes in and starts to hit some nice dropkicks, but an attempted tackle on Vicious misses and he hits the ring post shoulder first. The Northern Lights pounce on the miscue and Leighton is still too hurt to help stop the pin after The Northern Lights nail Pigeon Mask with their finisher.

Winners: The Northern Lights

Rating: 26

*****

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Backstage Brilliant White is with his sidekick, Reginald Foppenbottom. The former is all smiles as he must have heard the news that he gets a title shot later on in the evening.

Brilliant White: "Yes...YES! Finally they seem to have realized how brilliant I really am and given me what I deserve."

Reginald Foppenbottom: "And I can put away that pesky Captain Maxwell. That's good too, right?"

Brilliant White: "Hmm? Oh! Yes, of course that is a brilliant plan. I am glad I thought of it. I am sure you will do well. Soon I will have the title and nothing can stop me....us! Doh ho ho!"

Rating: 27

*****

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Reginald Foppenbottom vs Captain Maxwell

A short, but still rather painful affair. Both men are improving and can pull out decent enough matches with more skilled talent, but have no right to be in the ring against one another on their own just yet. Most of the match is a cat and mouse game of Reginald trying to keep out of Maxwell's grasp. When finally caught it isn't long before he is giving up. The tapout happens over a headlock in this case which leaves Maxwell thinking he is developing super strength and the Woolsey just shaking his head.

Winner: Captain Maxwell

Rating: 12

*****

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Lenny Mochin vs JOJI

Fast paced high flying against slow paced technical approach. These two probably are biggest opposites on the smallish roster. Both are good at what they do and put on a pretty impressive match. Lenny does well at keeping JOJI grounded and focuses mostly on the legs of the Japanese wrestler. JOJI finally does manage to reverse a single leg crab into a pinning combination and almost gets it. It is the start of a rally for JOJI as he starts to put together a nice little string of strikes. Lenny has a hard time trying to keep up with the feisty JOJI and he misses a big clothesline only to spin around and eat a big super kick to the jaw that lays him out.

Winner: JOJI

Rating: 30

*****

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TKW Trophy of Excellence

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A good match is followed up by another good one. This time it is two of the most seasoned wrestlers on the roster stringing together a face paced match with several big spots to wow the small crowd that is watching. Neither man gets to be on top for long and the first few minutes show that this match can be won by either in a blink of an eye. Several surprise roll ups and cradles happen, but neither man can seem to keep the other down for a three count.

White ends up on the outside and Heath launches himself over the ropes to land on the challenger and take both men out Woolsey starts to count and White manages to start to come to and gets in the ring first. He then clings to the ref's leg and starts screaming stuff which distracts Woolsey. As Heath starts to get up and go into the ring he gets blindsided by Stefan Raynor. Stefan hefts the champ up and powerbombs him hard onto the floor. He adjusts his shades then turns about to leave.

White finally releases and he goes after the downed champ. He rolls him in and the pin attempt is unsuccessful! White can't believe it and he goes up and delivers a flying elbow. It only gets a long two count again. The frustrated White picks up Heath and slams him back down. He goes back to the top and hits a moonsault this time. Finally the ref counts to three.

Winner and new Champion: Brilliant White

Rating: 31

*****

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Reginald comes out and brings the trophy into the ring with him. He hands it to the excited Brilliant White and the two are jumping around the ring and giggling madly like schoolgirls. Stefan Raynor just stands near the exit of the building and watches the celebration with that smirk on his face.

Rating: 23

*****

Match of the Night: Tie between Stefan Raynor vs Hellraiser (31) and Martin Heath vs Brilliant White (31)

Lowlight of the Night: Reginald vs Maxwell

Final Rating: 32

Voeltzwagon · June 24, 2013

<div style="text-align:center;">****We Now Join a B-day Party in Progress. Beepboopbeep****

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I must honestly say I was surprised. I thought I was going out to have a small drink with Bob and have dinner. It turned out to be a party at the pub and the whole roster showed up. It turned into a whirlwind of partying that soon moved on Greg's house. Things just got wilder there and my head was throbbing by the time three in the morning rolled around.

Most people have left, I was pretty trashed and not thinking straight and even Greg had went to bed. There was only one other person around that was awake and he was just as out of it as me.

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I bet you were hoping for JOJI</div>

"Oh man, this has been a great party. I don't think I could move at this point, boss. How old are you anyways?"

"For the tenth time I am fourty-three now. You are too drunk to remember anyways."

"Hehehehe. Maybe so! what do you want as a present? Maybe me and Reginald will go shopping for you tomorrow."

He might regret asking that question. While he was getting drunk and feeling good I was always abit of a mopey and serious drunk more often than not. My brain was on one thing really at this point.

"Seriously? I would like only one thing. Clean up."

"Oh you want to take a shower with me?"

"You know that isn't what I meant! You're too good man. You deserve more than to be stuck with us. Me, Bob and Greg? We are fine being has beens with a last ride. Guys like you, Stefan...JOJI, the Northern Lights. You all are young enough to get signed by Jeff sometime."

"Boss, he released the likes of me and Stefan. Maybe some of us don't want to go back. You ever think that?"

It was a bit of a shame in White's case. Jeff came in and started firing people and the poor guy was one of the first to go. Stefan stayed on for awhile, but kind of floundered and ended up released. I suppose I wouldn't be too eager to jump back on board if he came back to me either.

"Well still....think about it? Maybe talk ta JOJI about it? He barely understands English, but he seems to really like you."

Well....that and White is the one man he can go get high with and probably get weed from.

"Think on it. You don't want to worry about getting signed by Jeff is fine, but then do it for us old guys. And look at Maxwell. if he can kick the hard stuff you can give up a little weed, right?"

He actually looked rather thoughtful. Eventually he manages to get to his feet and he staggers over. He just pats me lightly on the head and gives a wink.

"Sure, I will talk to JOJI. Maybe you are right. Or maybe I am just easily influenced when drunk."

He chuckles and he moves to towards the door and leave. I know I wasn't getting up until after I got some rest. The room was still spinning too much. I just can't party like I used to. between that and feeling so stiff after a match perhaps I am starting to pay for all the high flying and partying from when i was younger.

<div style="text-align:center;">****POWER UP!: JOJI and Brilliant White are Reformed!****

****POWER DOWN!: Pigeon Mask has entered time decline****</div>

TheEffect · June 24, 2013

I am really enjoying this diary.

Voeltzwagon · June 25, 2013

Soon To Be Released on DVD: TKW Epic Event

Taped on Friday, Week 2 in June 2013

Like the title says, this event will be EPIC!

TKW Trophy of Excellence Championship Match!

Also Featuring

Martin Heath vs Reginald Foppenbottom

The Northern Lights vs Hero Inc.

Stefan Raynor vs Chris Everton

Neville Jones vs Leighton Buzzard

Lenny Mochin vs Pigeon Mask vs ???

Big Roguey · June 25, 2013

TKW Trophy of Excellence Championship Match!

Dreams come true as Brilliant White leads the charge against Nova and his stupid bald head of doom.

Also Featuring

Martin Heath vs Reginald Foppenbottom

The Northern Lights vs Hero Inc.

Stefan Raynor vs Chris Everton

Prince Neville The Great vs Leighton Buzzard

Lenny Mochin vs Pigeon Mask vs ???

Fear the mystery man. ALWAYS fear the mystery man!

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