SWF 2013: The End of the Supreme Brand

KnowYourEnemy · November 25, 2013

A Foreword by the Author

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As a wrestler, I was loved and hated. The fans in the back shouted my name, blood on my fingers, staring into the crowd in a packed coliseum, blood encrusted under my fingernails of the wrestler I had just destroyed.

As a person, I am despised and praised. The founder of many wrestling promotions, hailed as a messiah, vanishing for long periods, with crowds of unwashed, drunken hardcore fans begging for my return to the arena.

I am the soul of wrestling. The glass stuck in my fingers after slamming some poor soul into a light tube is a relic capable of causing hair to grow upon parts of your body previously bare.

And now, thanks to that exile, I have made my return, to bring back the Glory days of wrestling. I own the largest company in the business. I, John Campbell, am here to restore faith in our country's greatest institution: Wrestling.

I will not rest until that has been accomplished.

KnowYourEnemy · November 25, 2013

<p>How We Got Here, Chapter One</p><p> </p><p>

A lot of wrestling fans postulated on where I went after I retired. Some thought I was going to India. Some thought I was headed to Japan. Some thought I was doing drugs in some dumpster with Mark Dubois.</p><p>

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One of those answers was correct. There was something else I was doing. I was repaying a debtor making sure he paid back all he owed. </p><p> </p><p>

Week 4, December, Tuesday [Outside the Eisen Mansion]</p><p>

Two cops dressed in blue and black knock loudly at the door.</p><p>

“Open up, Police!” screamed the two police officers. “We have a warrant for your arrest!” </p><p>

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“You black-ballin’ tax men won’t take my money!” slurred a familiar, drunken voice inside. “I’m Richard Eisen, the most powerful man in all the world of professional wrestling….”</p><p>

His voice slurs. The familiar, loud voice of the SWF owner is muffled by the slamming of the door.</p><p>

The wooden door busts open. “You tax men are just tryin’ to keep the good *hic* man down” says Richard Eisen. He is swigging a shot of whiskey and orange juice with dainty ice cubes melting. </p><p>

“When in the hell did you cop people start prosecuting Rich folks like me? Shouldn’t you be in some back alley prosecuting Mark Dubois?” questioned the man. “And where did you get the information for that paper piece you are holding?”</p><p>

“Sir, we informed you of your arrest. You have the right to remain silent.”</p><p>

“What about my right to an attorney?” slurred the drunken general manager. He can barely walk now. The once great leader moved drunkenly towards the cops.</p><p>

“I won’t go! Not unless you make me!” stated an infuriated Richard Eisen. “You can’t destroy me!”</p>

KnowYourEnemy · November 25, 2013

<p>How we got here, Chapter Two</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong>Week 1, Monday</strong></p><p>

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I walked with strident care into the Ventura county jail. I was overjoyed, for the first time in years, to meet with Richard Eisen.</p><p>

He had not been expecting visitors. The police arranged the visit. It was the least they could do after the key testimony I provided them. </p><p>

I was hoping all went as planned. I entered the gray building and was directed towards a visitor’s room. Cameras, which wrack my nerves, were feeding our conversation back to the terminal. The cops heard every word. </p><p>

“Richie, Richie, how it’s going Richie.”</p><p>

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<span style="font-size:8px;">The Old S.O.B., I was only happy because I was about to end his career like so many who dared to dance in the squared circle.</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p>

The old man, frazzled by the cameras around him, seemed to struggle to make a sentence. His eyes drifted towards me. I could feel the hatred seep out of his wanton eyes.</p><p>

“Nemesis, cut to the **** chase. You want something from me.”</p><p>

“How long they got you locked, Richie?” I stated curiously. His facial expressions startled me. It was as if I was the cops knocking down his mansion door.</p><p>

“They got me locked, a’ight, for two months. Now, what are you near a prison for?”</p><p>

“To repay your debts to the IRS, you need to sell your majority stake in SWF. It’s the only way to pay back good ol’ uncle Sam.”</p><p>

“If you want fair market value, there is one man who can purchase that share. Eric will retain his ownership stake so the family will partly control the company.“</p><p>

“I’m going to hear that one man is you, Nemisis, in a second! Out of that filthy mouth of yours! You snake!”</p><p>

“Those years haven’t dulled your wit, ol’ man Richie, have they?”</p><p>

They had not dulled Ol’ Richard Eisen’s wit one bit. He was right on target. I made the proposition.</p><p>

“Well, I have little choice in the matter. Go ahead, buy my stake. Jerry and Eric will still have considerable say in the matter.”</p><p>

He doesn’t trust me. Those years haven’t dulled ol’ Richard Eisen’s sharp mind at all.</p><p>

“Honor doing business with you, Richard. See you in a few months.”</p><p>

“Don’t get cocky. You may be in your late forties but you ain’t nothing but a baby-faced little boy to an Icon like me.”</p>

KnowYourEnemy · November 25, 2013

<p>Titles & Prediction Contest</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong>Supreme Heavyweight Champion</strong></p><p>

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<strong>Steve Frehley</strong></p><p>

<span style="font-size:8px;"><em>Defeated Vengeance at Nothing To Lose</em></span></p><p>

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<strong>North American Champion</strong></p><p>

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</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong>Tom "Angry" Gilmore</strong></p></div><p></p><p></p><p>

<span style="font-size:8px;"><em>Defeated Eric Eisen at Nothing To Lose</em></span></p><p>

<strong>Previous Champions</strong></p><p>

<strong>Eric Eisen</strong></p><p>

<span style="font-size:8px;"><em>Defeated Angry Gilmore at When Hell Freezes Over</em></span></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Tag Team Champions</strong></p></div><p></p><p>

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</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong>Executive Decision</strong></p></div><p></p><p></p><p>

<span style="font-size:8px;"><em>Defeated Hero Squad on Supreme TV Week 4</em></span></p><p>

<strong>Previous Champions</strong></p><p>

<strong>Hero Squad</strong></p><p>

<span style="font-size:8px;"><em>Lost to Executive Decision on Supreme TV Week 4</em></span></p><p>

<span style="font-size:8px;"><em>Defeated The All-Americans on Supreme TV Week 3</em></span></p><p>

<strong>The All Americans</strong></p><p>

<span style="font-size:8px;"><em>Lost to Hero Squad on Supreme TV Week 3</em></span></p><p>

<span style="font-size:8px;"><em>Defeated Quadruple B on Supreme TV Week 2</em></span></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="font-family:'Arial Black';"><span style="font-size:14px;">Prediction Contest</span></span></p></div><p></p><p>

Entrants must predict 2 shows per month, including the PPV, to qualify. Each month, the person with the highest % of correct predictions will get to create a match for Master of Puppets PPV. Winner/Loser, Stipulations, Match Type, and Participants can all be chosen. </p><p>

The person who has the highest number of Correct Predictions by Master of Puppets chooses the Main Event -- there is no minimum monthly card requirement. If someone doesn't predict any January shows, for example, they can still choose the Main Event if they have the most correct predictions.</p><p>

If a contestant only predicts Week 4, these predictions are "rolled over" to the next month. </p><p>

This diary will be updated twice every other week starting Monday the 20th. Not a strict schedule, the next show will be posted on the 27th.</p><p> </p><p>

Monthly Winners:</p><p>

<strong>January Winner: MidnightNick</strong> <span style="color:#F4A460;"><strong>60%</strong></span></p><p>

<strong>February Winner: MidnightNick</strong> <span style="color:#9ACD32;"><strong>75%</strong></span></p>

KnowYourEnemy · November 25, 2013

<p>**Roster**</p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>Main Event Notes:</strong></p><p>

<strong>Heels</strong></p><p>

<strong>Vengeance </strong>is a 41-year old Big Heavyweight Entertainer. His theme music is <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfrngGUr_j8" rel="external nofollow">Rich Kids' on LSD track Betrayed.</a></p><p>

<strong>Rich Money</strong> is a 38-year old Light Heavyweight Entertainer. His theme music is the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liJWv43QxMo" rel="external nofollow">Geto Boys' 199 release Yes, Yes Ya'll</a>. </p><p>

<strong>Remo</strong>, a thirty year old heavy weight, is a regular wrestler. His theme music is Sublime's

</p><div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/2sVxEWIRvY4?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Sublime-Don't Push"></iframe></div></div>. <p>

<strong>Faces</strong></p><p>

<strong>Steve Frehley</strong> is a 29-year old Heavyweight Brawler. He enters to

</p><div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/DZdW32LgBDc?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Onyx & Biohazard - Slam"></iframe></div></div><p>

<strong>Christian Faith</strong> is a 46-year old Heavyweight Entertainer. He enters to

</p><div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="113" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/fV4DiAyExN0?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Hoobastank - The Reason (Official Music Video)"></iframe></div></div><p>

<strong>Jack Bruce</strong> is a 40-year old middleweight entertainer. He enters to

</p><div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="113" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/7wRHBLwpASw?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="ZZ Top - Sharp Dressed Man (Official Music Video)"></iframe></div></div><p> </p><p>

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<strong>Upper Midcard Notes:</strong></p><p>

<strong>Faces</strong></p><p>

<strong>Lobster Warrior</strong> is a thirty-nine year old middleweight face entertainer. He enters to the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIqLz6LqMsU" rel="external nofollow">Aquabats' Super Rad.</a> </p><p>

<strong>Valiant</strong> is a 31-year old middleweight regular wrestler. He enters to

</p><div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/ZwNSvX83NDg?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Lagwagon - Making Friends"></iframe></div></div><p>

<strong>Angry Gilmore</strong> is a 34-year old middleweight regular wrestler. He enters to the

</p><div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="113" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/0J2QdDbelmY?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="The White Stripes - Seven Nation Army (Official Music Video)"></iframe></div></div><p>

<strong>Heels</strong></p><p>

<strong>Rogue</strong> is a 36-year old light heavyweight regular wrestler. He enters to Lagwagons <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcM9Esg-ODo" rel="external nofollow">Kids Don't Like To Share</a>.</p><p>

<strong>Brandon "Big Money" James</strong> is a 37-year old Brawler. He enters to

</p><div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/_srvHOu75vM?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Nas - The World Is Yours"></iframe></div></div>.<p>

<strong>Eric Eisen </strong> is a thirty-three year old Brawler. He enters to

</p><div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="113" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/L53gjP-TtGE?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Kanye West - POWER"></iframe></div></div>.<p> </p><p>

<strong>The Midcard: Heels</strong></p><p>

Enforcer Roberts</p><p>

Frederique Antonio Garcia</p><p>

Jimmy P</p><p>

Joe Sexy</p><p>

Squeaky McClean</p><p>

Marc DuBios</p><p>

Paul Huntington</p><p>

<strong>Lower Midcard: Heels</strong></p><p>

John Greed</p><p>

Bart Biggins</p><p>

Brett Biggins</p><p>

Donnie J</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>The Midcard: Faces</strong></p><p>

Captain Atomic</p><p>

Des Davids</p><p>

Jungle Lord</p><p>

Randy Bumfhole</p><p>

Zimmy Bumfhole</p><p>

American Machine</p><p>

<strong>Lower Midcard: Faces</strong></p><p>

Huey Cannonball</p><p>

Jefferson Stardust</p>

KnowYourEnemy · November 25, 2013

<p>Tag Teams, Stables</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong>ACTIVE TAG TEAMS</strong></span></p></div><p></p><p>

<strong>The All-Americans</strong></p><p>

<em><span style="font-size:8px;">Des Davids and American Machine</span></em></p><p>

<strong>The Amazing Bumfholes</strong></p><p>

<em><span style="font-size:8px;">Randy Bumfhole and Zimmy Bumfhole</span></em></p><p>

<strong>The Awesomeness</strong></p><p>

<em><span style="font-size:8px;">Huey Cannonball and Jefferson Stardust</span></em></p><p>

<strong>Hero Squad</strong></p><p>

<em><span style="font-size:8px;">Captain Atomic & Jungle Lord</span></em></p><p>

<strong>Quadruple B</strong></p><p>

<em><span style="font-size:8px;">Brett Biggins and Bart Biggins</span></em></p><p>

<strong>Executive Decision</strong></p><p>

<em><span style="font-size:8px;">Squeaky McClean & Paul Huntington</span></em></p><p>

<em><span style="font-size:8px;">Donnie J & Jimmy P</span></em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong><span style="font-size:12px;">STABLES</span></strong></p><p>

<span style="font-size:10px;"><strong>Eisen Production Corporation</strong></span></p><p>

<span style="font-size:8px;"><em>Eric Eisen</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size:8px;"><em>

Paul Huntington</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size:8px;"><em>

Squeaky McClean</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size:8px;"><em>

Brandon James</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size:8px;"><em>

Rogue</em></span></p><p><span style="font-size:8px;"><em>

Emma Chase</em></span></p>

KnowYourEnemy · November 25, 2013

<p>Tuesday, Week 1</p><p> </p><p>

It turns out the roster wasn't full of has-beens, but many of the faces of SWF were soon to not be wrestling anymore. It seems half our main event was on the wrong side of forty. </p><p> </p><p>

My first goal was to develop a stable of younger stars. Ol' Man Richard may have surrounded himself with wrestlers who rivaled me in age, such as old Christian Faith, but his surplus of cash seems to have bought him some good young talent as well. </p><p> </p><p>

I planned the Card with this in mind. </p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Tuesday Night on SWF Television, Live From Plum Park in Maryland!</strong></div></div><p></p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Quadruple B (Brett and Bart Biggins) vs. Platinum Blondes (Frederique Antonio Garcia and James Prudence) vs. The Amazing Bumfholes (Zimmy and Randy Bumfhole)</div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Match Stipulations: Winner Faces the All-Americans in a Title Match on SWFTV!</em></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Remo vs. Jungle Lord</div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Valiant vs. Paul Huntingdon </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div><div style="text-align:center;"><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> Our Main Event:</strong></div></div><p></p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Brandon James vs. Jack Bruce </div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>In A Steel Cell</em></div><p> </p><p>

<strong>A NOTE ON PREDICTIONS</strong></p><p>

Each month, the poster who has predicted the highest percentage of correct predictions will get to create one match for The Master of Puppets PPV. The main event will be chosen by the poster who has the highest percentage of correct predictions on the game day of the PPV. You can A) choose the participants upon winning the prediction challenge or B) choose to wait until the PPV.</p>

KnowYourEnemy · November 25, 2013

<p>Tuesday Morning, January Week 1</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong>Supreme Changes in #1 Wrestling Federation</strong></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

SWF has a new owner who will reveal himself on </div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Hell Freezes Over</em></div><div style="margin-left:25px;">. The new general manager took no time in making major changes.</div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

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</div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-size:8px;">From Left to Right: Everest, Kurt Laramee and Big Smack Scott.</span></em></div></div><p></p><p></p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Three wrestlers were released from their deal. </div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="color:#FF0000;"><strong>Everest</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"> stated "new owner or no, I knew my time on this roster was limited". </div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="color:#FF0000;"><strong>Big Smack Scott</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"> refused to talk with the media. </div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="color:#FF0000;"><strong>Kurt Laramee</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;">, partner of Scott in the Pain Alliance, stated that "Scott probably cost me my **** job. He's a selfish human being who is a weak individual. If he meets in the street I'll break his head open."</div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

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</div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-size:8px;">Marshall Dillion</span></em></div></div><p></p><p></p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Rookie </div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="color:#0000FF;">Marshall Dillion</span></strong></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"> was sent to Developmental League.</div>

KnowYourEnemy · November 26, 2013

<p>Tuesday, Week 1 Jan</p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p></p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-size:14px;"><strong>SWF Television</strong></span></p></div><p></p></div><p></p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Modern TV Opening" data-cite="Modern TV Opening" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37072" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1316.photobucket.com/albums/t602/SoulshineSeeker/BJames_zps6f7de817.png</span><span>http://i1316.photobucket.com/albums/t602/SoulshineSeeker/JackBruce_zps91222975.png</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> Jack Bruce opens up the show. His band, Jack and The Rubix Cubed, played in the background.</p><p> “SWF Nation! Welcome to the New Year! The world didn’t end on December 21st, but Jack Bruce is bringing his own brand of rock-and-roll apocalypse to the ring this year! I’m ready to roll up any suit that takes to the ring! So let’s hear some noise!”</p><p> 15,000 fans roared to the sound of Jack Bruce. Screaming, cheering, and loving the counterculture figure, the wrestler who had captivated the audience.</p><p> “So, SWF fans, do you want to celebrate another season of ---“</p><p> Prime Time Brandon James leaped onto the stage. He slammed the drummer through the kick drum and tried to smash one of the guitars.</p><p> “Bruce – Jack --. We’ve got some unfinished business, buddy.”</p><p> “You better get off the stage Big Cat or I’m going to waste one of those nine lives.”</p><p> <strong>Grade: A</strong></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="2v2v2" data-cite="2v2v2" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37072" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Three Tag Teams vied for a title shot next week on Supreme TV. Quadruple B focused their energy on the Bumfholes early, grounding Randy early with a variety of spears and grapples. The Platinum Blondes tried to steer clear of the melee. Zimmy was quartered from his brother, who was sparring on the steel steps with Frederique Antonio Garcia, and doubled up by Bart and Brett Biggins. Brett hit a B-Dropper that put the Bumfholes down for the count. Bart Biggins caught Jimmy P reentering the ring and started relentlessly slamming the former fly boy into the turnbuckle. Frederique tried interference but Brett was too strong for the flamboyant heel. Bart Biggins applied the pin to Jimmy P for the win. <p> <strong>B-, Quadruple B by pinfall at 7:59</strong></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Title Request" data-cite="Title Request" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37072" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1316.photobucket.com/albums/t602/SoulshineSeeker/Vengance_zps343f93a3.png</span><span>http://i1316.photobucket.com/albums/t602/SoulshineSeeker/SteveFrehley_zps687b0fa3.png</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> Vengance appears backstage with current SWF World Heavyweight Champion Steve Frehley. “I’m an old man” said the masked grappler “and this may be my lost shot at the big-time.” Frehley, who needed to decide a #1 contender, stated “you need a good match to prove your worth, old man. You beat Christian on PPV and you can challenge me for the title.”</p><p> “I owe ya one, Frehley. You only get one shot in a Lifetime.”</p><p> <strong>B-</strong></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="1v1" data-cite="1v1" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37072" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Remo vs. Jungle Lord<p> Remo was fuming after it was announced he wasn’t a contender for the Supreme Heavyweight Championship. He had a tough match ahead of him against Jungle Jack. Jungle Lord’s fast-paced strikes threw Remo off-guard shaking his balance. The heavyweight managed to stall out Jungle Lord’s attacks. Remo unleashed an onslaught of punches and kicks upon Jungle Lord. He hit a destroyer knocking Jack down and out.</p><p> <strong>B-, Remo by pinfall 6:19</strong> </p></div></blockquote><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="1v1 Video" data-cite="1v1 Video" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37072" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>A Video plays hyping the PPV matchup of Eric Eisen and Angry Gilmore.<p> <strong>B-</strong></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="1v1" data-cite="1v1" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37072" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Valiant vs. Paul Huntingdon<p> Valiant dominated throughout the match pushing around the smaller Huntingdon. The rookie was on the defensive seeking to draw out the match. Chase’s wise management kept Valiant from delivering a pin on Huntingdon. Emma was a master of the ropes and was able to use leverage to prevent a pin. Valiant managed to pin Huntingdon down for a two count before the hold was broken 12 minutes in. Emma Chase managed to slip Huntingdon some brass knuckles. The rookie managed a second wind, fighting back against Valiant. He floored Valiant with a high society and pinned his rival while Emma held the ropes in position to ensure a three-count. </p><p> <strong>C-, Paul Huntingdon by pinfall 15:50</strong></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Special Singles Opening" data-cite="Special Singles Opening" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37072" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1316.photobucket.com/albums/t602/SoulshineSeeker/JackBruce_zps91222975.png</span></div><p></p><p>Jack Bruce enters to a roar of applause. ZZ Top’s “Sharp Dressed Men”, Bruce’s current theme music, booms through the loudspeakers.</p><p> B-</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="1 v 1 manager singles hype" data-cite="1 v 1 manager singles hype" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37072" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1316.photobucket.com/albums/t602/SoulshineSeeker/DawnTheCheerleader_zpsb725517f.png</span><span>http://i1316.photobucket.com/albums/t602/SoulshineSeeker/JackBruce_zps91222975.png</span></div><p></p><p>Jack’s manager, Dawn the Cheerleader, enters the arena. She takes her place next to Bruce. “Jack, what do you think happens to the Cat tonight?”</p><p> Jack responds “Brandon will end up as Orange Chicken at a cheap Chinese buffet.”</p><p> Dawn smiles and fakes a grin. “Have you seen him lately? I think Emma Chase gone and spayed him. The vet probably charged her a fortune.”</p><p> Jack Bruce laughs “Ya don’t say? He still sprays all over that microphone when he talks.”</p><p> Brandon James was not amused by the slapstick. He stares in on Jack Bruce from the sideline. </p><p> <strong>B+</strong></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="1v1 Steel Cage" data-cite="1v1 Steel Cage" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37072" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Jack Bruce vs Brandon James in a Steel Cell<p> Brandon’s physical prowess was able to stymie the formidable Jack Bruce. He even seemed to have the rock star frustrated early in the match. Brandon James advantage started to wear as the bout continued. The Big Cat could not keep up with the nimble, skilled Jack Bruce. Slowly Jack turned the tide. Brandon James tired quickly and found himself fighting a one-sided match. Jack Bruce knocked him out with a New York Minute at 20:25</p><p> <strong>B, Jack Bruce by pinfall 20:25 </strong></p><p> </p></div></blockquote><p> <strong><em>Show Grade: B</em></strong></p>

KnowYourEnemy · November 26, 2013

<p>Wednesday, Week 1, January</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong>SWF Television, Tuesday Week 2</strong></p></div><p></p><p></p><p>

Program: <em>Tune in for the penultimate episode to SWF When Hell Freezes Over. We have four hot matches lined up for this PPV. Can the All-Americans beat a hungry Triple B? Can Remo make a statement against Veteran Brawler Joe Sexy? And who will emerge as the #1 Contender for the Tag Titles? Find out on SWF TV. </em></p><p> </p><p>

</p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">Hero Squad vs The Platinum Blondes</div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Stipulation: Winner gets a title match against the All-Americans</em></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Lobster Warrior vs. Squeeky McClean</div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

All-Americans vs. Quadruple B </div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>In A Ladder Match</em></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>

Stipulation: Winners are SWF Tag Team Champions</em></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div><div style="text-align:center;"><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Our Main Event</strong></div></div><p></p><p></p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Joe Sexy vs. Remo </div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>In A First Blood Match</em></div>

KnowYourEnemy · November 28, 2013

<p>Tuesday, Week 2 January</p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong>Supreme TV Episode Two</strong></span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="2v1 Backstage Beatdown" data-cite="2v1 Backstage Beatdown" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37072" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1316.photobucket.com/albums/t602/SoulshineSeeker/BJames_zps6f7de817.png</span><span>http://i1316.photobucket.com/albums/t602/SoulshineSeeker/Rogue_zps132f213c.png</span><span>http://i1316.photobucket.com/albums/t602/SoulshineSeeker/Valiant_zps2437b5f8.png</span></div><p></p><p>The show opens with a horrific scene: The Chase Corporation engages in a beat-down on poor Valiant. Rogue holds the heroic brawler while Brandon James slams his fists into the moving target. After two minutes the Big Cat busts Valiant’s head open blood streaking down the wrestlers’ eyes. Rogue then Piledrives Valiant onto the hard, cold concrete.</p><p> Emma Chase watches from the sideline. “That’ll teach you not to mess with High Society, you impotent rat!”</p><p> <strong>B</strong></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Rant Against Opponent" data-cite="Rant Against Opponent" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37072" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1316.photobucket.com/albums/t602/SoulshineSeeker/Rogue_zps132f213c.png</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> Emma Chase pops in to interview her client, Rogue. Rogue states that Jack Bruce is a “coward, impotent fool” for not showing up to save poor Valiant. The screen shows a hurt, dismayed Valiant being attended to by medical personnel. Rogue states he’ll see Jack in the upcoming paper view and asks if the Rocker is prepared for a “similar brutal assault.”</p><p> <strong>B+</strong></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="2v2 Lucha Libre" data-cite="2v2 Lucha Libre" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37072" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Hero Squad versus Platinum Blondes <p> Flex Garcia and James Prudence managed a stellar effort. The outsized heels fought off the paralyzing punches from Jungle Lord exhausting him through evasion. Flex scored the first fall on Jungle Lord from a top-rope maneuver. Captain Atomic, in an attempt to split the team, moved out of the ring for a few seconds. A distracted Jimmy P followed him. Flex was forced to face off against Jack Marlowe by his lonesome. Frederique was outmatched. Jack landed a hard punch onto Flex’s right cheek to even the score one to one. A hint of anger came over Flex who felt he’d been left out to dry. Captain Atomic squared off against Jimmy P were across the ring dueling to a standstill. Flex Garcia deftly avoided the tiring Jungle Lord drawing Marlowe towards his tag partner. He snuck up on Jimmy P and threw the young wrestler to the ground slipping out of the ring after his shocking turn. Captain Atomic crushed Prudence under the mushroom cloud to finish the match. </p><p> Captain Atomic via Mushroom Cloud, 12:16</p><p> <strong>C+</strong></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="1v1 Rant Against Opponent" data-cite="1v1 Rant Against Opponent" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37072" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1316.photobucket.com/albums/t602/SoulshineSeeker/LobsterWarrior_zps44cae05c.png</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> Lobster Warrior enters the ring. He states that Squeaky McClean is the “antithesis of wrestling” and that he’ll throttle the man in tonights’ match. Squeaky is watching from backstage and makes a dramatic entrance. </p><p> <strong>C</strong></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="1 v1" data-cite="1 v1" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37072" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Lobster Warrior versus Squeeky McClean<p> Lobbie’s adoring fans were drowned out by boos directed at the bland McClean. Squeeky fought the favored fan favorite to a standstill. He landed harder punches and stifled the masked Chris Morrisette evading the crustacean’s bold maneuvers. Lobster Warrior caught a second wind towards the end of the match catching Squeeky McClean in the lobster trap for the pin.</p><p> Lobster Warrior via Lobster Trap, 13:06</p><p> <strong>B</strong></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="2 v 2 Hype by Manager" data-cite="2 v 2 Hype by Manager" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37072" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1316.photobucket.com/albums/t602/SoulshineSeeker/BJOneil_zpsc9d3a475.png</span><span>http://i1316.photobucket.com/albums/t602/SoulshineSeeker/AmericanMachine_zpsadb4d1bd.png</span><span>http://i1316.photobucket.com/albums/t602/SoulshineSeeker/DesDavids_zpse26ab186.png</span></div><p></p><p>The All-Americans cut a promo with BJ O’Neil. American Machine states that Quadruple B are “has-beens that never were” and don’t deserve “another shot.” He states that “Brett is carrying the team” but his “shoulders would buckle underneath the Title Belts.” The promo ends as Quadruple B enters the ring. </p><p> <strong>C</strong></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="2 v 2 Title Retrieval" data-cite="2 v 2 Title Retrieval" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37072" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>All American versus Quadruple B<p> The experience of Quadruple B was enough to match the skill of the All-Americans. Des Davids strength and weight was enough to knock around both challengers. American Machine focused on setting up and climbing of the ladder. The swifter American Machine faced some opposition from Brett Biggins. Brett, clearly the stronger Biggz Brother, was a match for the Machine for a few minutes, but began to tire. He could not carry the Brothers Biggs to a tag-team victory. American Machine hit DDT on Brett incapacitating him for several seconds. The path to tag team gold was easy. </p><p> American Machine retrieved the belt at 9:56</p><p> <strong>C+</strong></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="1 v 1 Taunt" data-cite="1 v 1 Taunt" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37072" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1316.photobucket.com/albums/t602/SoulshineSeeker/Remo_zps8f239295.png</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> Remo enters the ring. He has an upcoming match against Joe Sexy but he isn’t concerned about his upcoming match against Joe Sexy. “Look, Steve. Just admit it.” Remo has an odd latin twist to his accent. “You’re scared. That is why I’m not the #1 contender. That is why I have to wait two whole months to take the title. You cannot beat Remo. I will destroy you in the ring and blackout your career.”</p><p> Remo is so angry he doesn’t see Steve Frehley sneaking up behind him with a chair…</p><p> <strong>B-</strong></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="1 v 1 Beatdown in Ring" data-cite="1 v 1 Beatdown in Ring" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37072" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1316.photobucket.com/albums/t602/SoulshineSeeker/SteveFrehley_zps687b0fa3.png</span><span>http://i1316.photobucket.com/albums/t602/SoulshineSeeker/Remo_zps8f239295.png</span></div><p></p><p>Steve smashes Remo over the head with a brutal chair shot and the heavyweight wrestler falls to the ground. The Dark Destroyer begins to pin poor Remo and the audience provides a pin count. Three seconds later Steve Frehley gets up, delivers a hard stomp to Remo’s knee, and slides out of the ring with the chair. A dazed Remo takes a few seconds to regain his senses. Remo has a look of pure hatred on his face as he imagines doing horrible things to Joe Sexy in the ring. </p><p> <strong>B+</strong></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="1 v 1 First Blood" data-cite="1 v 1 First Blood" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37072" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><p> Joe Sexy versus Remo</p><p> 1v1 First Blood</p><p> Remo, from the beginning, overpowered Joe Sexy with brutish strength. Sexy took the blows well, outmaneuvering Remo with veteran prowess. He connected a hard punch to Remo’s nose during the fight, and several times was able to knock Remo off his game. The Brazilian brawler overpowered the savvy veteran towards the end of the match. Joe Sexy started to tire and that proved his downfall. Remo threw several hard punches towards Sexy eventually hitting him with a hard right to the forehead that busted Sexy open.</p><p> Remo by First Blood at 12:41</p><p> <strong>B</strong></p></div></blockquote><p> Overall Show Rating: <strong>B</strong></p>

KnowYourEnemy · November 28, 2013

The New Owner of SWF is set to debut at this Tag Team Event. The world will be watching Hell Freezes Over to find out the future of wrestling. Who will emerge as #1 Contender for the Supreme Heavyweight Title? Will Angry Gilmore be able to defend the North American Title? Will Jack Bruce get revenge on Rogue for his brutal beatdown of Valiant on SWF TV? Find out Week 2, Thursday, January, on SWF: Hell Freezes Over!

Hell Freezes over Card

Prediction

:

Marat Khaklov vs. Joe Sexy & The Awesomeness

The Amazing Bumfholes vs ??? + ???

Rich Money vs Robbie Retro

Brandon James vs. Valiant

Eric Eisen vs. Angry Gilmore

In A Texas Death Match

Stipulation: Winner is North American Champion

Vengence vs. Christian Faith

In A Casket Match

Stipulation: Winner is #1 Contender for Heavyweight Title

Main Event

Rogue vs. Jack Bruce

In A Steel Cell

Bonus Points: Who is ???

Bonus Points: What will be the Match of the Night?

The person with the highest % of correct matches at the end of the month can choose a match at SWF: Master of Puppets. Remember to Predict early and often!

Midnightnick · November 28, 2013

Hell Freezes over Card Prediction:

Marat Khaklov vs. Joe Sexy & The Awesomeness

The Amazing Bumfholes vs ??? + ???

Rich Money vs Robbie Retro

Brandon James vs. Valiant

Eric Eisen vs. Angry Gilmore In A Texas Death Match

Stipulation: Winner is North American Champion

Vengence vs. Christian Faith In A Casket Match

Stipulation: Winner is #1 Contender for Heavyweight Title

Rogue vs. Jack Bruce In A Steel Cell

Infinity King · November 28, 2013

Hell Freezes over Card Prediction:

Marat Khaklov vs. Joe Sexy & The Awesomeness

The Amazing Bumfholes vs ??? + ???

Rich Money vs Robbie Retro

Brandon James vs. Valiant

Eric Eisen vs. Angry Gilmore In A Texas Death Match

Stipulation: Winner is North American Champion

Vengence vs. Christian Faith In A Casket Match

Stipulation: Winner is #1 Contender for Heavyweight Title

Rogue vs. Jack Bruce In A Steel Cell

w4lru5 · November 29, 2013

<p>Hell Freezes over Card Prediction:</p><p>

<strong>Marat Khoklov</strong> vs. Joe Sexy & The Awesomeness</p><p>

The Amazing Bumfholes vs <strong>??? + ???</strong></p><p>

<strong>Rich Money</strong> vs Robbie Retro</p><p>

<strong>Brandon James</strong> vs. Valiant</p><p>

Eric Eisen vs. <strong>Angry Gilmore</strong> In A Texas Death Match</p><p>

Stipulation: Winner is North American Champion</p><p>

<strong>Vengeance</strong> vs. Christian Faith In A Casket Match</p><p>

Stipulation: Winner is #1 Contender for Heavyweight Title</p><p>

Rogue vs. <strong>Jack Bruce</strong> In A Steel Cell</p>

KnowYourEnemy · December 4, 2013

<p>TEW Hell Freezes Over Drop Date</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Diva Magazine Interview" data-cite="Diva Magazine Interview" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37072" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><p> <strong>Emma Chase, who is SWF's new owner?</strong></p><p><strong> Emma: Afriad I don't have anything on that recently. I hope to inform you soon.</strong></p><p><strong> Emma Chase, there is one unknown on the match card tonight. Who does it represent?</strong></p><p><strong> Emma: If it was a surprise, what would be the point in telling you? I'l just tell you this: I set up the team and created them. Safe to say they should put on a good performance.</strong></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Each correct answer is worth an extra guess on the card. Get it wrong, and your score remains the same. </p><p> Question #1: Who faces the Bumfholes at Hell Freezes Over?</p><p> Question #2: What is Match of the Night? </p><p> Hell Freezes Over drops tomorrow.</p>

KnowYourEnemy · December 5, 2013

SWF Hell Freezes Over, Part 1

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Hoobastank’s classic “The Reason” strums across the loudspeaker. This song, performed in 2007, has become a sacred right for fans of the Living Legend. A promo video showing the great As the arena echoes with “The Reason is You!” Faith makes a triumphant entrance.
The music cuts right after the intro. The throbbing bass line to Vengance’s theme plays on the loud speakers. The fans, on cue, scream “BETRAYED” as Rich Kid’s on LSD’s Betrayed begins to blare through the loudspeakers. Vegance screams “There is a bullet in my head and in my heart!” syncing up with the music.
“Betrayed!” screams the rowdy crowd. The Supreme Wrestling Federation boasts large fanbases for both the superstars. They have defined the dramatic rise of Richard Eisen’s wrestling performance.
“Well, buddy, you’ve lived this long” states an angry Vengance “only because I’ve allowed you”. The avenging angel stares directly at Faith. “Faith, you old dirty man, you are a sinner. You’ve lived a life of glitz and glamour while those who live in the street go hungry.”
“You are living a ministry of entertainment! Fraud! And it is my job to put an end to you!” screams Vengeance.
“Prove it in the ring, old foe. I am the incarnation of the fan’s will upon this earth” yells a loud Christian Faith. The entire arena rings with his voice.

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Jack Bruce enters the ring. The rock star’s theme music rocks the arena. Dawn sells a swoon as the music blares “Sharp Dressed Man” that is heavenly.
“So, Jack, who are we facing today?” states Dawn. Jack starts his tough guy act. He sneers “a dastardly, bastardly, castrated, cat-like man with whiskers.”
“Does he hail from across the pond?” states Dawn, hinting at tonight’s opponent. “Yes. And he should have never arrived from there. I intend to correct this mistake. My fists are going to deport this foreigner all the way back to the 21st Century Promotions.”

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A black hooded figure, with a question mark in the middle, is projected to the middle of the screen. We can’t be sure who the man is. Slowly the black figure disintegrates into a character.
The pixels on the screen start to materialize as a man, cloaked in artificial darkness, moves upon the stage. The perfectly synced pictures sync exactly with the man entering the ring.
It’s John Campbell. Or, if you want to go by the name wrestling fans still fear, Nemesis.
“Welcome to a new era of Wrestling. For the fans. For the people. Supreme, over all else.”
An incensed Marat Khaklov enters the ring. His veins are bulging from his head. He lets out what appears to be either a roar or a yell. The behemoth steps over the ring and slams his fists into the mat.
“Welcome, one and all, to SUPREME wrestling!”

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The Awesomeness enters to Spose’s “I’m Awesome”. This marks a change in theme song. Huey gets the fans to cheer along to the chorus starting a slow chant of “I’m Awesome” in the arena. This has less to do with overness and more to do with the Awesomeness role as plucky, patriotic underdogs entering the squared circle.
Marat stares directly at the boys on account of their greasy teenage “swagger” or lack thereof.
Joe Sexy is physically stronger and more experienced than either manager of the Awesomeness. The young tag team is clearly the stronger link in this fight. Dawn the Cheerleader, the Awesomeness’ manager calmly instructs the young grapplers to utilize speed to tire out Marat Khaklov. Joe Sexy is thrown harshly down to the mat within at the 2 minute mark.
The two awesomeness brothers are forced to face off against the Russian giant on their own. They fluster the Russian giant initially. He lands several solid hits on both young team members. Huey and Jefferson seemed to frustrate the Giant. Marat absorbed the blows effortlessly. Five minutes he landed a lariat upon Huey knocking him out. The Giant pinned his opponent gloating above his lifeless body.
Jefferson took the chance to position himself on the top ropes. He flew off the ropes blindsiding the Giant with a daring maneuver. The hit blindsided Marat knocking the giant down to the ground with a thump. If it didn’t inflict pain upon Marat he did a hell of a job selling it. Jefferson managed a one-count before the Giant pushed him off. He took the time to sell the move to the crowd for a few seconds as the Giant regained his footing.
An incensed giant was ready to pound the daylights out of Jefferson. He sneered at the rookie. It gave Jefferson Stardust time to prepare for the coming hit.
Jefferson was obliterated by the Russian Legend Powerbomb.
Finishing Move: Marat Khaklov with the Russian Legend Power Bomb at 6:24.
Grade B-

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The Bumfholes themselves had no idea what opponent they would face at When Hell Freezes Over. They entered the ring to the customary theme music: Hellogoodbye “Here In Your Arms”. Zimmy and Randy had the crowd captivated as if they were in love with two equally awkward losers. The ring went silent as smoke poured in from the port entrance.

“Alright you three, this is your last chance, don’t screw it up!” blares from the loudspeakers. The fans are confused. This is not a theme song. The screens light up with the opening to the music video of MXPX’s Responsibility spliced with cameos of the entering wrestlers.
Squeaky McClean tried to get the crowd amped with a “Responsibility, What’s That?” chant but it failed miserably.

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The tag team of Squeaky McClean and Paul Huntingdon, known as “Executive Decision” had arrived. Upon entrance to the ring it was clear that Huntingdon and McClean were in for a subpar performance. Zimmy and Randy dominated a one-side match.
The Bumfholes dominated throughout the match. They singled out Huntingdon pinning him at the 7:41 mark. Emma Chases’ handpicked team was uninspiring.
C

KnowYourEnemy · December 6, 2013

<p>SWF Hell Freezes Over, Part 2</p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-size:12px;">SWF Hell Freezes Over, Part 2</span></p></div><p></p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1316.photobucket.com/albums/t602/SoulshineSeeker/Logo_zpse8777a4d.png</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="1 v 1 Singles" data-cite="1 v 1 Singles" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37072" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1316.photobucket.com/albums/t602/SoulshineSeeker/RobbieRetro_zpsf1210fa0.png</span><strong>vs.</strong><span>http://i1316.photobucket.com/albums/t602/SoulshineSeeker/RichMoney_zps7babbd15.png</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> Robbie Retro was the clear underdog to money. The fans didn’t know who he was entering the match, leading to relatively little heat. </p><p> Rich Money entered. Robbie Retro was no longer an unknown. He was “the man who is fighting Rich Money”. Boos rained down upon his entrance. The fans love to watch him wrestle but they hate Rich with a passion. </p><p> Retro played well against Money, dodging several difficult moves. Robbie Retro and Rich Money both mastered the ring, timing moves well while maximizing effort. </p><p> The crowd was at awe despite no build-up. Cheers for “Robbie! Robbie! Robbie!” echoed through the stadium. The unknown rookie seemed destined for stardom.</p><p> Robbie seemed to have finally captured the advantage with tiring Rich Money towards the end of the match. A variety of maneuvers including blows exchanged resulted in locked arms with both men attempting to throw the other down through a grappling maneuver. Rich was, at his old age, still stronger than his younger counterpart, and managed to toss Robbie Retro to the ground. </p><p> The tiring star lay, for less than two seconds, before moving to his feet. Rich Money threw down hard with a bank roll on Robbie Retro knocking him down for just more than three seconds.</p><p> <strong>Match Grade = B</strong></p><p> </p></div></blockquote><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="1v1 Rant Against Opponent" data-cite="1v1 Rant Against Opponent" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37072" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1316.photobucket.com/albums/t602/SoulshineSeeker/Rogue_zps132f213c.png</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> Rogue enters the squared circle in preparation for the main match, against Jack Bruce.</p><p> “Look, Jack, you’ve been talking a lot of smack bout’ me and my boy The Big Cat. I want to say that you can suck it, and I will pin you against those steel cage walls until you start bleeding. My hand is going to be around your sorry neck like a noose that ends your career, old man”. </p><p> <strong>Grade B-</strong></p><p> </p></div></blockquote><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Standard Attack and Save" data-cite="Standard Attack and Save" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37072" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1316.photobucket.com/albums/t602/SoulshineSeeker/Rogue_zps132f213c.png</span><span>http://i1316.photobucket.com/albums/t602/SoulshineSeeker/Valiant_zps2437b5f8.png</span><span>http://i1316.photobucket.com/albums/t602/SoulshineSeeker/JackBruce_zps91222975.png</span><span>http://i1316.photobucket.com/albums/t602/SoulshineSeeker/BJames_zps6f7de817.png</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> An incensed Jack Bruce stares across the ring. His deliverance of the usual satiric comedic wit does not connote his raging emotions. “Big Cat got your tongue, Rogue?” He says, confronting the superstar, point-blank. Rouge is distracted as Valiant slams the scoundrel rogue to the ground leading to severe trauma. Brandon James comes charging in on a figurative white horse (not literal) and clubs Bruce over the head. Valiant scatters from the ring as Bruce regains his footing. He takes a few more on the chin before his fleet of foot allows him to escape.</p><p> <strong>Grade A</strong></p><p> </p></div></blockquote><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="1 v 1 Singles" data-cite="1 v 1 Singles" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37072" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1316.photobucket.com/albums/t602/SoulshineSeeker/BJames_zps6f7de817.png</span><strong>vs.</strong><span>http://i1316.photobucket.com/albums/t602/SoulshineSeeker/Valiant_zps2437b5f8.png</span> </div><p></p><p></p><p> Valiant, as Brandon James wasn’t looking, moved back into the ring. He tried to sneak an attack on an unsuspecting Big Cat but Brandon was deft enough to dodge him. The Big Cat stared down Valiant keeping his stare front and center. It was a spontaneous start to a mid-card match.</p><p> Brandon was ready to fight. Sweat dripped down his bulging physique. Valiant tried a number of moves on the big cat but the predator failed to even sell his moves.</p><p> Big Cat swung two or three times at Valiant. The match lacked a natural pace as Brandon and Valiant struggled to mesh dissimilar styles. Brandon focused on offense ignoring Valiant’s showmanship landing blows on the veteran grappler. Brandon James finished Valiant with a big money move.</p><p> <strong>Match Grade C+</strong></p><p> </p></div></blockquote><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="1 v 1 Rant Against Opponent" data-cite="1 v 1 Rant Against Opponent" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37072" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1316.photobucket.com/albums/t602/SoulshineSeeker/TomGilmore_zps92de98c4.png</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> After a few harsh parting words Angry Gilmore enters to stage left. His match with Eric Eisen is scheduled in a few minutes so he throws some words. “Jack Bruce is this generation’s Supreme Wrestler. Eric, you would be nothing without the family legacy.”</p><p> <strong>C+ </strong></p><p> </p></div></blockquote><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="1 v 1 Texas Death Match" data-cite="1 v 1 Texas Death Match" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37072" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1316.photobucket.com/albums/t602/SoulshineSeeker/EricEisen_zps29ead9da.png</span> <strong>vs.</strong> <span>http://i1316.photobucket.com/albums/t602/SoulshineSeeker/TomGilmore_zps92de98c4.png</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> A brutal Texas Death Match is scheduled for the North American Title. Emma Chase moves ringside to help her newest client cope with the pressure of facing off against his bitter rival. Eric Eisen stares down Gilmore. Angry Gilmore relies on ringside tactics and can clearly out-wrestle his partner. He paces the match well grappling his opponent. At the twelve minute mark, Gimore has tired out the slower Eisen. He lands a flying elbow on his opponent grounding the son of Richard for a four count.</p><p> Tom Gilmore manages to ground Eisen again this time spearing him from the top ropes. Eric lies on the ground, motionless, as the crowd counts down the pin.</p><p> “7….8…” and then a gasping sound throughout the arena as Eisen kicks out. Eisen provides a variety of offense and the middleweights pounding punches bully Tom Gilmore. Angry Gilmore fatigues quickly during the match. Eighteen Minutes in the sweat upon Gilmore’s face states his tank is empty. Out of energy, Gilmore sells blows and tries to avoid contact with Eric Eisen. Eisen lands a hard blow off an exposed turnbuckle that knocks Gilmore down. As Tom tries to get up, Eric Eisen lands the Supremacy to his chest, knocking Tom out cold.</p><p> One ten count later and we have a new North American Champion!</p><p> <strong>Match Grade = B</strong></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="1 v 1 Taunt" data-cite="1 v 1 Taunt" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37072" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1316.photobucket.com/albums/t602/SoulshineSeeker/Vengance_zps343f93a3.png</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> Vengeance appears on screen, apparently outside the venue, with a message for opponent Christian Faith.</p><p> “Buddy, this is the last time you enter the ring with me, the last time you have that moniker Iron Man, and the last time anyone mentions you as a Champion. Tonight it ends for good.”</p><p> “I’m burying you alive.”</p><p> B</p><p> </p></div></blockquote><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="1 v 1 Casket Match" data-cite="1 v 1 Casket Match" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37072" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1316.photobucket.com/albums/t602/SoulshineSeeker/Vengance_zps343f93a3.png</span><strong>vs.</strong><span>http://i1316.photobucket.com/albums/t602/SoulshineSeeker/Christian_Faith_zps67ca79a3.png</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> Hoobastank’s “The Reason” blares loudly through the speakers as Faith enters triumphantly to applause. It was truly a match of elders, with both men on the wrong side of forty, and age showed during the match. Neither opponent sold the outcome or flow of the match. Christian Faith was brutalized by Vengeance’s power, pushed around during the match several times. Vengeance landed punch after punch headlined by a Soul Crusher. Christian Faith maintained a bit of offense as the match went on. The aging grappler was more nimble than the Avenging Angel and Faith had more stamina. </p><p> Vengeance landed a few hard jabs. One rocked Christian Faith in the head, drawing blood much to the disgust of the crowd. Faith stayed down for a few seconds, kicked out, but Vengeance grabbed his heavyweight opponent and slammed him into the ground. Vengeance then mightily picked up the grappler with all his strength and launched him over the top rope into a casket.</p><p> Vengeance was now #1 Contender for the Heavyweight Title and would face Steve Frehley at Nothing to Lose. </p><p> <strong>Match Grade C+</strong></p><p> </p></div></blockquote><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="1 v 1 Hype" data-cite="1 v 1 Hype" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37072" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1316.photobucket.com/albums/t602/SoulshineSeeker/JackBruce_zps91222975.png</span></div><p></p><p> </p><p> The lights dimmed making the stage pitch black. Pyrotechnics explode and flames engulf the entrance as “The Women Go Crazy for the Sharp Dressed Man!” bellows through the arena. It was Jack Bruce. The song plays loud and bellows through the arena</p><p> B+</p><p> <strong>Grade B+</strong></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="1 v 1 Cage Classic" data-cite="1 v 1 Cage Classic" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37072" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1316.photobucket.com/albums/t602/SoulshineSeeker/JackBruce_zps91222975.png</span><strong>vs.</strong><span>http://i1316.photobucket.com/albums/t602/SoulshineSeeker/Rogue_zps132f213c.png</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> Bruce was absolutely dominant throughout the entire match. He was much more skilled than his opponent, the heel rogue, and viciously laid into him. Jack was fully invested in the fight. Rogue, on the other hand, sold too hard on the blows and staggered throughout the match. He only managed one considerable offensive push during the match. Rogue lay motionless for several seconds. His only contribution was lengthening it by forcing Jack to give chase to his opponent. </p><p> “Jack Bruce disposed of Rogue in a New York Minute” would have been an accurate description. Rogue was dispatched with the Rock Star’s signature move at the 29:26 mark.</p><p> <strong>Match Grade B-</strong></p><p> </p></div></blockquote>

KnowYourEnemy · December 6, 2013

<p>Week 3, January</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Week 3, January</strong></p><p><strong>

Supreme TV</strong></p><p> </p><p>

Who will emerge tag-team titlists? Hero Squad or All-Americans? Rich Money wants that title gold? Can he beat Steve Frehley? </p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong>Prediction Card</strong></span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p>

</p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">Robbie Retro vs Enforcer Roberts</div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Randy Bumfhole vs John Greed</div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Hero Squad vs. All-Americans </div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>in a Dog Collar Match</em></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Stipulation: Winner are Tag-Team Champions</em></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Flex Garcia vs. Lobster Warrior</div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div><div style="text-align:center;"><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Main Event</strong></div></div><p></p><p></p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Rich Money vs. Steve Frehley</div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Stipulation: Rich Money will become #1 Contender with a win</em></div><p> </p><p>

This weeks power question: One of these matches end with a DQ. Which match is it? </p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Week 1 Prediction Standings:</strong></p><p>

Midnightnick: 5/7</p><p>

w4lru5: 5/7</p><p>

Infinity King: 4/7</p>

Midnightnick · December 7, 2013

<p><strong>Robbie Retro</strong> vs Enforcer Roberts</p><p>

<strong>Randy Bumfhole</strong> vs John Greed</p><p>

Hero Squad vs. <strong>All-Americans</strong> in a Dog Collar Match</p><p>

Stipulation: Winner are Tag-Team Champions</p><p>

Flex Garcia vs. <strong>Lobster Warrior</strong></p><p>

Main Event</p><p>

<strong>Rich Money </strong>vs. Steve Frehley</p><p>

Stipulation: Rich Money will become #1 Contender with a win</p><p>

This weeks power question: One of these matches end with a DQ. Which match is it? </p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Flex V. Lobby</strong></p>

KnowYourEnemy · December 8, 2013

<p><span style="font-family:'Palatino Linotype';"><span style="font-size:12px;">Inside The Eisen Camp</span></span></p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Backstage After Nothing To Lose" data-cite="Backstage After Nothing To Lose" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37072" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1316.photobucket.com/albums/t602/SoulshineSeeker/EricEisen_zps29ead9da.png</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> "Good job out there Rogue. We need you to keep struggling." said Eric Eisen. "I have a vision, and a place for you, in the new company."</p><p> "Rogue, imagine yourself on the main event in an Eisen production.. All we have to do is turn the fans on the wrestlers."</p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1316.photobucket.com/albums/t602/SoulshineSeeker/Rogue_zps132f213c.png</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> Rogue looked up at Eric.</p><p> "Emma, is this what you think is best?" Rogue, and Brandon, were loyal to Emma Chase above all.</p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1316.photobucket.com/albums/t602/SoulshineSeeker/EmmaChase_zps26827e9f.png</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> Emma responded with glee. "I've procured funds from Eric and Jerry. Half the shares. The Chase Agency is an active partner."</p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1316.photobucket.com/albums/t602/SoulshineSeeker/BJames_zps6f7de817.png</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> Brandon James gave Rogue some brotherly advice.</p><p> "You heard Emma Chase. This is for us, Rogue. This is for us."</p><p> Rogue heeded the advice of The Franchise Player Brandon James. "I'll keep putting in bad performances. This is my family, here, ever since Valiant shut me out."</p><p> Emma was cheered by Rogues' statement. The cunning female manager stated "the Chase Agency, and the Eisens, intend to take back what is rightfully ours Supreme Wrestling Federation."</p></div></blockquote>

KnowYourEnemy · December 10, 2013

<p>The Next Episode is coming out tonight, this is last call for predictions. </p><p>

Bonus Question: Which match ends with a DQ?</p><p> </p><p>

Prediction Card</p><p>

</p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Robbie Retro vs Enforcer Roberts</div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Randy Bumfhole vs John Greed</div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Hero Squad vs. All-Americans in a Dog Collar Match</div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Stipulation: Winner are Tag-Team Champions</em></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Flex Garcia vs. Lobster Warrior</div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div><div style="text-align:center;"><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Main Event</strong></div></div><p></p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Rich Money vs. Steve Frehley</div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> Stipulation: Rich Money will become #1 Contender with a win</em></div>

KnowYourEnemy · December 11, 2013

<p>Supreme TV January Week 3</p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-size:14px;"><span style="font-family:Georgia;"><strong>Supreme TV, Tuesday Week 3</strong></span></span></p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1316.photobucket.com/albums/t602/SoulshineSeeker/SWFSupremeTV_zps24984c93.png</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="1v1 Challenge" data-cite="1v1 Challenge" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37072" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1316.photobucket.com/albums/t602/SoulshineSeeker/RichMoney_zps7babbd15.png</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> Rich Money enters the arena to begin the show. He has an announcement to make.</p><p> “Steve, my buddy Remo and I know you’re a coward. You don’t want to face the big man. Well, it’s time you faced the music. I’m the rightful heavyweight champion.”</p><p> “Don’t give me the under like you did with Remo. My body of work earns me a shot at a title. I’m exponentially more than Vengeance. That old man huffs and puffs, wheezes and sneezes, aches and shakes every time he is in the ring.”</p><p> “Vengeance, if you are listening, Forbes magazine states that played-out gimmicks are bad for your respiratory system.” </p><p> </p></div></blockquote><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="1 v 1" data-cite="1 v 1" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37072" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div> MatchRobbie’s theme song, after his big match versus Rich Money at When Hell Freezes over, causes the crowd to cheer wildly. Robbie Retro plays up his entrance long enough to reach “if they don’t dance, they ain’t no friends of mine. “ Retro’s rendition of “Safety Dance” was less to blame than his jobber opponent for the “pop”.<p> Enforcer Roberts had always been a jobber. The fans knew he was going to lose to Retro, quickly, and Robbie dominated a one-sided match. The low heat and awkward combination led to an extremely subpar opening match. Retro mercifully murdered Enforcer Roberts on the Dancefloor at the 8:21 mark. </p><p> <strong>Match Grade: D+</strong></p><p> </p></div></blockquote><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="1 v 1 Match" data-cite="1 v 1 Match" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37072" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Randy Bumfhole was slated to face John Greed in the next match. Randy’s fans were elated to see him in singles. Randy is a wrestler who feeds off the crowd. John Greed, his opponent, was a comparative nobody. The crowd didn’t even boo the heel as he entered the ring.<p> John Greed, despite being less known, displayed equal ability to Randy Bumfhole. John appeared to tire a bit towards the four minute minute mark. Randy laid out Greed at the five minute mark with the Amazing Bumfhole launching off the ropes for momentum. This marked a turning point in the match. Randy Bumfhole dominated the final minute, spearing John Greed at the five and three quarters mark before finishing him with a Bumfhole Buster.</p><p> Randy Bumfhole with the Bumfhole Buster at 5:58.</p><p> Match Grade: C+</p><p> </p></div></blockquote><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="1 v 1 Manager Interview" data-cite="1 v 1 Manager Interview" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37072" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1316.photobucket.com/albums/t602/SoulshineSeeker/Jessie_zps09259599.png</span><span>http://i1316.photobucket.com/albums/t602/SoulshineSeeker/CaptainAtomic_zps71934abd.png</span><span>http://i1316.photobucket.com/albums/t602/SoulshineSeeker/JackMarlowe_zps9f7b7e6b.png</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> Jessie enters the stage with the tag team contenders Hero Squad. Jessie introduces the two challengers. She asks Captain Atomic what he thinks of his new managers’ skills. Captain Atomic is nervous and hyperventilating. This particular outburst differs clearly from the normal hyperactivity of the lens wearing grappler. “You know I’m happy to have you at my side and you manage my battles well Mrs. Gilmore. You seem to pull the ropes well in our entertainment square during the match.” Jessie was going to let Jungle Lord speak but Captain Atomic used up too much time.</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="2v2 Dog Collar Match" data-cite="2v2 Dog Collar Match" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37072" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div> The All-Americans enter the ring to the sounds of “Love American Style” by the Mr. T Experience. The two teams are near identical matches physically. The stipulation was that the wrestlers were paired to opponents with Dog Collars. These were decided by draw. Jungle Lord was chained to American Machine. Des Davids was chained to Captain Atomic. Jungle Lord and Des Davids were the deciding factors. The brawl heavy nature of the match and the close quarters of the match gave them heavy advantage over their chained opponents. Jungle Lord proceeded to unleash a fury of hard blows on American Machine. Dean Ansell took a savage beating. He tried to combat Jungle Lord with grappling maneuvers. Jungle Jack was more than a match for the wily Machine often reversing his offensive attempts.<p> Des Davids was far less dominant on Captain Atomic. Captain Atomic was larger than Des Davids. He was more experienced. Atomic used his capable brawling skills to outmaneuver Davids. He was able to even the match and take heavy blows from Davids. Des Davids did sell the blows dished out by Atom Smasher well. </p><p> Ten Minutes in, Jungle Lord smashed American Machine in the face, busting him open. Blood smeared the heavy makeup of the old-school grappler. Dean was taken aback but managed to kick out of Jungle Jacks’ pin attempt. Des Davids had his hands full with Captain Atomic. Captain Atomic was generating considerable offense through the use of the steel leash. Neither wrestler had a clear advantage. American Machine, in a desperate attempt to get back in the match, interlocked his chain with Des Davids. The Chains were tangled and Jungle Lord could not prevent being thrown to the ground by the momentum.</p><p> This maneuver allowed Des Davids and Jungle Lord to attack as a team. The match disintegrated into organized chaos after the brash maneuver by Ansell. Davids and Jack matched blows as swift rights from Davids saw Jungle Lord lose composure. Jungle Lord was able to regain his footing. He had years of experience over Davids and deftly took blows from the former running back. This saavy approach stalled any momentum Jack had lost from losing his footing.</p><p> American Machine, weak from the fight with Jungle Lord, was pushed around by Captain Atomic. Dean Ansell quickly realized he had little chance of fending off Atomic. The close quarters allowed Machine and Des Davids to work together. Around the twelve minute mark, The All-Americans joined as a cohesive team moving in close formation. The attacks focused initially on Jungle Lord. The experienced American Machine distracted Jungle Lord while Des Davids speared and then landed several punches on the fallen wrestler from Borneo. Machine, once Jungle Lord was down, tried to draw away Captain Atomic from Davids and Jack. Sadly he was restricted by the crossed, tangled chains, and Captain Atomic unleashed a battery on Machine. </p><p> Jungle Lord, in a feat of strength, threw off Desmond Davids, sending him towards the left side of the ring. He motioned for Captain Atomic to back off American Machine, who was bleeding profusely, in preparation for Jack to land the finisher. Jack floored Machine with a hard flurry of punches. Captain Atomic held back Desmond Davids so he couldn’t interfere. Jungle Lord slammed Machine with a vicious Jungle Jack Hammer knocking the old-school entertainer out cold. </p><p> Jungle Lord with the Jungle Jack Hammer at 14:21. Hero Squad are Tag Team Champions.</p><p> <strong>Match Grade: C+</strong></p><p> </p></div></blockquote><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Breakup of Tag Team" data-cite="Breakup of Tag Team" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37072" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1316.photobucket.com/albums/t602/SoulshineSeeker/JamesPrudence_zpse044152b.png</span><span>http://i1316.photobucket.com/albums/t602/SoulshineSeeker/FledGarcia_zps52469433.png</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> A video plays entailing the Platinum Blondes, Jimmy P and Flex Garcia. Flex runs up next to Jimmy P in the tunnel, in seeming preparation for a match. “Hey, Jimmy… I’ve been thinking that, quite frankly…” Jimmy stops, faces Flex Garcia, only for a few seconds. The memory of betrayal in the #1 contender match a few weeks ago still festers in James Prudence’s mind. Flex smirks, and slaps Jimmy P with the backside of his hand. “You blow, you untalented disrespectful rookie! I’m going it alone! The Blondes are no more!”</p><p> </p></div></blockquote><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="1 v 1 Match" data-cite="1 v 1 Match" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37072" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Flex Garcia enters to new theme music, “My Friends Over You” by New Found Glory, and busts into the arena. Garcia has ditched much of his outfit as a member of the blondes, instead wearing a pink regular getup. He is prepared for the fight of his career against fan-favorite Chris Morrisette better known as Lobster Warrior.<p> Lobster Warrior hypes the crowd. He shakes hands, signs an autograph, and encourages a cheer during his theme music, “Super Rad” by the Aqua Bats. He starts running in place, gaining momentum, before charging in to the ring at a predestined moment in the song, “All systems go as we step into the Octagon.” Lobbie slides under the ropes to meet against Flex Garcia. </p><p> The two combatants face off against one another in the circle. Chris Morrisette is clearly a better fighter than Frederique, and his sharp blows quickly put the former blonde on the defensive. Garcia takes a few more hard blows to his mug before he has to resort to trickery. The Referee, Shane Stones, is slipped a few dollars from Garcia, in a move obvious to the crowd in the arena. Shane takes the bribe and looks the other way as Fredrique exposes the turnbuckles and moves out of the ring. Chris Morissette follows his opponent ringside as a stunned crowd watches Garcia leap upon the announce table and grab color commentator Hannah’s microphone. “Flex, how could you?” states a distressed Hannah. “Baby, all is fair in love and war.” Lobbie tries to protect Flex, but his weight upon the table is too much, and the table collapses. Flex slams Chris Morsette’s head against the table sparking Peter Michaels to state “where in [hades] are Shane’s Stones?”. This long-held SWF gimmick of inattentive Shane Stones has decided many a match. </p><p> Flex slips a microphone underneath Lobster Warrior’s neck and pulls him up using the microphone. He uses the leverage to violently choke the masked warrior. Lobster Warrior sells the maneuvers well squirming as if he was fish. Flex Garcia stops once Lobster Warrior shows sign of physical pain. He throws the hero into the ring.</p><p> Lobster Warrior, while fatigued and a big hobbled, proceeds to put up a fight, several times knocking Flex off balance. It is clear that he is checked out of the match. Flex throws Lobbie towards the exposed turnbuckle then slams the forehead of Morrisette onto the top rung. If Chris Morrisette wasn’t in pain he sold this move very, very well. Flex Garcia hits a Romeo is Bleeding as the suddenly attentive Shane Stones turns around and proceeds to count to three. Lobster Warrior summons strength and kicks out simultaneously with the count of three, too late to prevent Shane Stones from announcing Garcia the victor. </p><p> <strong>Match Grade: C+</strong></p><p> </p></div></blockquote><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Singles Entrance + 1 v 1 Challenge Accepted" data-cite="Singles Entrance + 1 v 1 Challenge Accepted" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37072" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1316.photobucket.com/albums/t602/SoulshineSeeker/SteveFrehley_zps687b0fa3.png</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> Steve Frehley enters to Onyx & Biohazard’s hit single “Slam” inciting noise and chants “Let the Boys Be Boys” and random loud noise chants. Frehley spends several minutes hyping up the crowd before he faces the Moneyman. </p><p> “Yes, fans. I am taking the challenge of Moneyman. If he beats me in a clean match, he will be #1 contender and battle for the SUPREME Heavyweight Title.”</p><p> </p></div></blockquote><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="1 v 1 Match" data-cite="1 v 1 Match" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37072" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>The Moneyman enters to his own theme music, “Yes Yes Y’all” by the Geto Boys. The song itself is hated about as much as Rich Money is. Rich Money has slated himself from Houston, Texas to pop the song. <p> “Steve, ol’ pal, you ready to rumble?” The Moneyman quips. Steve “The Destroyer” Frehley doesn’t respond. He sneers at his challenger. Frehley’s stamina is subpar. The key for the reigning champion is to knock out Rich Money quickly. Steve Frehley laid into the Moneyman with hard punch after hard punch. Rich Money, outweighed and outmuscled by his larger opponent, focused on dodging the frequent blows. Frehley was finally making an impact on Rich Money around the five minute mark. Rich left the ring, quickly, drawing the slower Frehley out with him. </p><p> Frehley continued to draw blows on Money. Money sold the hits well maintaining his balance. Frehley landed a sharp blow knocking Rich into a corner. The defending champion launched a number of punches onto his challenger. Rich managed to throw Steve Frehley off, reverse a punch, and use the heavyweights’ size against him, throwing Steve Frehley off the ropes and close lining him. Steve, exhausted by movement during the battle, took a second to get up. As he placed his right knee down and his left arm planted on the mat, Rich Money flew off the top rope with a Money In The Bank! Rich was going for the pin!</p><p> The Crowd refused to count. The referee counted 1.. 2… then Frehley kicked out! The near-pin incensed Frehley who began a vicious assault on the Moneyman. Rich Money again slid under the ropes with Steve neglecting to give chase. Steve hadn’t chosen this strategic move to defeat Money. He was distracted by a pale figure near the ring.</p><p> “It’s Vengeance! What is HE doing here?” stated a shocked Peter Michaels. Vengeance had won the #1 Contender spot at When Hell Freezes over. Skull DeBones glared directly at Frehley. Peter continued “he can’t be happy about his #1 contender spot throw aside!” Rich Money slipped back in the ring landing a spear on Frehley. The Moneyman tries again for the pin, but The Destroyer reverses the maneuver, sending Rich Money underneath the ropes. Steve tries to capitalize on his momentum exiting the Ring and trying to land an elbow on Rich Money’s hand. Money gathers the strength to move out of the way just in time for Steve Frehley to smash into the concrete. </p><p> The two champions, former champ Rich Money and current champ Steve Frehely, return to the ring at the fifteen minute mark. Steve is clearly exhausted. “Will the Dark Destroyer go down in flames? He’s running on fumes, Duane!” said Peter Michaels. Rich Money uses his superior speed to unleash a barrage of hard-hitting moves culminating with a vicious armbar which causes Frehley to experience intense pain. The champion manages to grab ahold of the rope forcing Rich Money to release. Steve begins again to raise himself up, placing a hand and a foot on the ground, before a “Clang” hits the back of his of head. </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1316.photobucket.com/albums/t602/SoulshineSeeker/Vengance_zps343f93a3.png</span><p> <span style="font-size:8px;"><em>Vengeance</em></span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> Vengeance just delivered a ferocious chair shot to the head of the Supreme Heavyweight Champion. </p><p> Rich had spent the last five seconds trying to convince the Ref that Vengeance was trying to interfere. Vengeance lunged towards Rich Money, in attempt to injure him, but Referee Shane Stones called the match. </p><p> <strong>“Look, Moneyman, you sinful heathen, title shots aren’t bought. They are earned through battle. If you want to be #1 Contender, you’ll have to dethrone me next week on Supreme TV!”</strong></p><p> Rich Money wins by disqualification. He will face Vengeance for the right to challenge Steve Frehley for the Supreme Heavyweight Championship at Nothing To Lose.</p><p> <strong>Match Rating: B</strong></p><p> </p></div></blockquote>

KnowYourEnemy · December 11, 2013

<p>Week 4 Preview</p><p> </p><p>

"Supreme TV: The Final Week in January! More Contenders Enter for the Showdown! The #1 Contender for the Tag Team Titles: Will it be Quadruple B or the Fly Boys? Remo faces off against Christian Faith in a battle for placement in the Race for the SUPREME HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE. Steve Frehley, who lost against Rich Money, tries to regain champion form against the traitor Rogue! Find out who is contending Week 4 Tuesday on Supreme TV!"</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Prediction Card</strong></p><p>

</p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

[Dark Match] John Greed vs. Robbie Retro</div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

[Dark Match] The Fly Boys vs. Quadruple B</div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

[Dark Match] Des Davids vs. Flex Garcia</div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

American Machine vs. Jungle Lord</div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Lobster Warrior vs. Rich Money</div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Steve Frehley vs. Rogue </div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>In a Last Man Standing Match</em></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Executive Decision [squeaky McClean and Paul Huntingdon] vs. Valiant and Bruce</div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div><div style="text-align:center;"><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Main Event</strong></div></div><p></p><p></p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Remo vs. Christian Faith</div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div>

KnowYourEnemy · December 11, 2013

<p><strong><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-size:14px;">Prediction Contest Update</span></span></strong></p><p>

A minor change in the prediction contest. I meant to put this in the original post, but it was absent, and I needed to correct the error. Entrants need to predict 2 shows monthly including the PPV. </p><p> </p><p>

Qualified entrants have green names. </p><p> </p><p>

<strong><span style="color:#2E8B57;">MidnightNick: 8/12</span></strong><strong> </strong><strong><span style="color:#FFA500;"><em>C</em></span></strong></p><p>

<strong>Infinity King: 4/7 </strong><strong><em><span style="color:#F4A460;">C-</span></em></strong> </p><p> </p><p>

w4lru5 and Infinity King will qualify to choose a match at Master Of Puppets (parameters, grapplers, time, and winner/loser) if they predict Week 4. Otherwise, MidnightNick will win the contest.</p>

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