(Road To Glory) The Legend of Jimmy Razor

OctoberRaven · January 21, 2014

It was tough for me to get some wrestling to watch over in England, so most of my keeping up with the goings-on in the US was limited to the internet.

All anyone talks about on the net though was the Jack Bruce controversy.

Nobody is exactly sure why it all started, but a month ago Jack Bruce was fired from SWF. Future Endeavors notice and everything.

Yet now, for some reason, Bruce is working for the Eisens again, only this time as the "Junior VP of Talent Relations", replacing Professor Nero. Which is a fancy way of saying he's running RIPW now. Again, nobody knows why, though people guess it was because of the (admittedly baffling) decision to leave him off of Supreme Challenge 37 and relegate him to the pre-show. Still, his heel run was entertaining, having Marat Khlokov as his tag partner/protege/bodyguard, and he was fueding with Rogue and Eric Eisen for the tag gold too.

Guess old Jackie wanted one last run with the big title and got punished for it, I dunno.

HIW Volume 6

Saturday Week 4 October 2017

Live at the SOLD OUT Norman Blue Athletic Center, Attendence 300

1. Earlier tonight, Ripper LeStat has offered Kathleen Lee "a chance at vengeance", and she accepted.

2. In an extremely poor match, Notorious F.R.E.A.K. defeated Tony Wright in 5:42 when Tony tried to low blow FREAK, but it had absolutely no effect. Emma Evans ran in and low blowed Tony instead, allowing FREAK to roll him up for the win.

3. Candy Cox promised FREAK that he'll get to taste some "Hard Candy" tonight, but for now, she attacks him with a chair... and FREAK is smiling as she does so.

4. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Crystal Kids defeated Colin Picalo and Strife in 6:07 when JK defeated Strife by pinfall with an Overdose.

5. Grave Digger cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Roy Edison.

6. In an extremely poor match, Roy Edison defeated Grave Digger in 6:20 by submission, which Jimmy Razor called despite there being no tapping with an Arm Bar after Jimmy attacked the ref and took control of the match.

7. In an extremely poor match, Andrew Lee defeated Ultra Fly in 10:19 by submission with a Choke Sleeper.

8. The Elimination Agents attack Andrew Lee in the ring, and leave him down and out.

9. In an extremely poor match, The Elimination Agents defeated Jonni Lowlife and Martin Heath in 15:28 when Genocide Agent defeated Martin Heath by pinfall with a Hanging Powerslam.

10. Razor and Emma Evans have an interview in which they taunt Ripper LeStat.

11. In a bout that had a good crowd but featured terrible wrestling, Jimmy Razor defeated Ripper LeStat in a Light Tubes and Glass Panels Deathmatch match in 14:55 by pinfall with a Crisis Cradle. Jimmy Razor makes defence number 1 of his HIW English Heavyweight title.

Grade: E

Praise: Suicide Agent, Genocide Agent, Emma Evans

OctoberRaven · January 21, 2014

We decided to hold another tournament, this one a one-off for the tag team titles.

JK got into a fight with Grave Digger. I fined him (again). If not for the fact that I need him tonight I'd be firing his ass too.

HIW Tag Team Tournament Special

Saturday Week 2 November 2017

Live at the SOLD OUT Norman Blue Athletic Center

1. Razor and Emma Evans have an interview in which they taunt Tony Wright.

2. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Colin Picalo and Andrew Lee defeated Crystal Kids in 9:41 when Colin Picalo defeated JK by pinfall with a Thunder Punch.

3. In an extremely poor match, Grave Digger and Ripper LeStat defeated Notorious F.R.E.A.K. and Ultra Fly in 10:25 when Grave Digger defeated Ultra Fly by pinfall with a R. I. P..

4. In an extremely poor match, Jonni Lowlife and Roy Edison defeated Strife and Martin Heath in 15:21 when Jonni Lowlife defeated Martin Heath by pinfall with a Low Down.

5. In a bout that had a good crowd and some decent in-ring action, The Elimination Agents defeated Tony Wright and Jimmy Razor in 14:46 when Genocide Agent defeated Tony Wright by pinfall with a Hanging Powerslam after Razor hit Tony with a chair.

6. Jimmy Razor and Tony Wright are in the ring, and are squaring off, unhappy about something. The argument soon turns physical, and they are joined by Andrew Lee, Ripper LeStat, Jonni Lowlife, Roy Edison, Suicide Agent and Genocide Agent for a wild brawl, with the chaos spilling out all around ringside. Eventually a number of officials and other wrestlers have to hit the ring and pull them apart before they kill each other.

7. Candy Cox comes out and fires T-Shirts into the crowd.

8. In an extremely poor match, Grave Digger and Ripper LeStat defeated Colin Picalo and Andrew Lee in 9:38 when Ripper LeStat defeated Colin Picalo by pinfall with a Vlad's Impaler.

9. In a bout that had a good crowd and some decent in-ring action, The Elimination Agents defeated Jonni Lowlife and Roy Edison in 15:20 when Genocide Agent defeated Jonni Lowlife by pinfall with a Hanging Powerslam.

10. Kathleen Lee comes out and fires T-Shirts into the crowd.

11. In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, The Elimination Agents defeated Grave Digger and Ripper LeStat in 15:03 when Genocide Agent defeated Ripper LeStat by pinfall with a Hanging Powerslam following interference from Jimmy Razor. The Elimination Agents win the HIW Birmingham Tag Team titles.

Grade: D

Praise: Genocide Agent, Suicide Agent, Ripper LeStat

I fired JK the next day. He was an entitled little jerk anyway.

Lowlife and Edison have good chemistry. I'm going to make them a regular team, the Back Alley Fight Club

Ripper and Digger will be a team too, the Souls of Black.

Martin Heath, I've asked him to stay on board permanently. I like him.

I'm still one man short for the next show. But I got a plan for that.

OctoberRaven · January 21, 2014

HIW Volume 7

Saturday Week 4 November 2017

Live at the Norman Blue Athletic Center, Attendence 254

1. Jimmy Razor announces he's going to referee Tony Wright's match with Martin Heath.

2. In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Martin Heath defeated Tony Wright in 9:58 by a fast-counted pinfall from Jimmy Razor with a handful of tights.

3. Candy Cox and F.R.E.A.K. have an interview in which they taunt Andrew Lee.

4. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Andrew Lee defeated Notorious F.R.E.A.K. in 6:26 by submission with a Choke Sleeper.

5. Picalo and Ice cut a promo hyping their upcoming match with Souls of Black.

6. In an extremely poor match, Souls of Black defeated Colin Picalo and Simon Ice in 9:43 when Grave Digger defeated Simon Ice by pinfall with a 11th Hour.

7. In an absolutely wretched bout that was devoid of action or heat, Ultra Fly defeated Strife in 6:18 by pinfall with a Fly Splash.

8. The Elimination Agents cut a promo hyping their upcoming match with Back Alley Fight Club.

9. In a bout that had a good crowd and some decent in-ring action, The Elimination Agents defeated Back Alley Fight Club in 14:48 when Suicide Agent defeated Roy Edison by pinfall with a Full Nelson Slam. The Elimination Agents make defence number 1 of their HIW Birmingham Tag Team titles.

10.Hugh de Aske cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Jimmy Razor.

11. In a NON-TITLE match that had a good crowd and some decent in-ring action, Hugh de Aske defeated Jimmy Razor in 15:14 by pinfall with a Cut-Throat Driver. During the match we also had Ripper LeStat run in and attack Razor.

Grade: D-

Praise: Genocide Agent, Suicide Agent

Told he's a douche for not jobbing: Hugh de Aske

OctoberRaven · January 21, 2014

HIW Volume 8

Saturday Week 4 December 2017

Live at the Norman Blue Athletic Center, Attendance 237

1. In an absolutely wretched bout that was devoid of action or heat, Notorious F.R.E.A.K. defeated Ultra Fly in 5:51 by pinfall with a Freak Out.

2. Candy Cox beats on Notorious FREAK to celebrate.

3. In an extremely poor match, Tony Wright defeated Maxwell Bleak in 5:52 by pinfall with a Widow Maker.

4. Colin Picalo and Simon Ice, calling themselves the East England Mafia, cut a promo hyping their upcoming match with Back Alley Fight Club.

5. In an extremely poor match, Back Alley Fight Club defeated East England Mafia in 9:35 when Roy Edison defeated Colin Picalo by pinfall with a Keep Britain Tidy.

6. Andrew Lee cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Strife.

7. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Andrew Lee defeated Strife in 5:51 by submission with a Choke Sleeper.

8. The Elimination Agents cut a promo hyping their upcoming match with Souls of Black.

9. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Souls of Black drew with The Elimination Agents in 14:53 when the match descended into chaos after Jimmy Razor, Simon Ice, Colin Picalo and Ultra Fly all became involved.

10. Razor and Emma Evans have an interview in which they taunt Martin Heath.

11. In a bout that had a good crowd but featured terrible wrestling, Jimmy Razor defeated Martin Heath in 14:36 by pinfall with a Double Rainbow II. Jimmy Razor makes defence number 2 of his HIW English Heavyweight title.

Grade: E

Praise: Martin Heath, Tony Wright, Emma Evans

End of year stuff to come.

OctoberRaven · January 21, 2014

End of Year Roll: 19 (+5 Mat Wrestling)

HIW Top 10 Matches 2017:

1. Elimination Agents d. Lowlife and Edison (Tag Team Tournament Special)

2. Elimination Agents d. Back Alley Fight Club (Volume 7)

3. Elimination Agents d. Lowlife and Heath (Volume 6)

4. Tony Wright d. Genocide Agent (UK Cup)

5. Hugh de Aske d. Jimmy Razor (Volume 7)

6. Elimination Agents d. Wright and Razor (Tag Team Tournament Special)

7. Tony Wright d. Andrew Lee (Volume 3)

8. Digger/LeStat d. Picalo/Lee (Tag Team Tournament Special)

9. Back Alley Fight Club d. East England Mafia (Volume 8)

10. Tony Wright d. Jonni Lowlife (Volume 2)

End of Year Awards:

Wrestler- El Leon

Company- SOTBPW

Team- El Leon and Dr Rudo

Match- El Leon d. Pablo Rodriguez

Show- GCG Freedom of Golden

Youngster- Avalanche Takano

Veteran- Bryan Vessey

Female- Yuma Maruma

Most Improved- QPW

Indy Wrestler- Jumbo Jackson

Manager- Vicki Company (!)

Announcer- Duane Fry

Color- Catherine Quine

Ref- Okura Umeki

Top Three

#1- TCW- National

World Champion- Steven Parker (!)

Tag Team- John Anderson and Rick Law (Still)

International- Danny Fonzarelli

All Action- Flying Jimmy Fox

#2- SWF- National

World- Angry Gilmore (Still)

Tag Team- The Highlights (Rogue and Eric Eisen) (Still)

North American- Eric Eisen

#3- USPW- Cult

World- Enygma

Tag Team- Andre Jones and DC Rayne

National- THE FOOOOOOOORCE

TV- Eddie Howard

Women's- Gorgon (Again, lost the title and won it back)

Project NEXT is #50

World- Ash Campbell (Still)

Womens- Millie the Minx

King of Xtreme- Ash Campbell

Notable retirements:

Duane Stone

Freddie Datsun

Belle Bryden

Mito Miwa

Professor Nero

Cherry Bomb

Michelle Brendon

Haruki Kudo

Deaths:

Leighton Buzzard, Rabies, 24

Crippler Ray Kingman, Natural Causes, 70

Dunton Hall, Natural Causes, 56

Shane Sneer, Natural Causes, 60

Jean-Pierre Baptiste, Natural Causes, 72

Jason Azaria, Natural Causes, 54

Company Closures:

SAW

Skills as of 2018:

http://imageshack.com/a/img11/4569/srqh.png

OctoberRaven · January 22, 2014

(Note: I decided to alter the voting rule slightly; if it's one company available, I'll apply first, then if they accept I put it to a vote. CWW opened but turned me down.)

HIW Volume 9

Saturday Week 4 January 2018

Live at Norman Blue Athletic Center, Attendence 298

1. In an absolutely wretched bout that was devoid of action or heat, Notorious F.R.E.A.K. defeated Strife in 5:47 by pinfall with a Freak Out.

2. Candy Cox attacks Notorious F.R.E.A.K. in their "celebration"

3. In an absolutely wretched bout that was devoid of action or heat, Ultra Fly defeated Maxwell Bleak in 6:25 by pinfall with a Fly Splash.

4. Tony Wright has an interview in which he taunts Andrew Lee.

5. In an extremely poor match, Andrew Lee defeated Tony Wright in 10:26 by submission with a Choke Sleeper, after Tony Wright was hit with a Switchblade Kiss.

6. Martin Heath cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Jonni Lowlife.

7. In an extremely poor match, Jonni Lowlife defeated Martin Heath in 9:40 by pinfall with a Low Down.

8. The Elimination Agents cut a backstage promo.

9. In an extremely poor match, Souls of Black defeated East England Mafia and The Elimination Agents in 14:52; the order of elimination was East England Mafia first, and then The Elimination Agents. Souls of Black win the HIW Birmingham Tag Team titles.

10. Razor and Emma Evans have an interview in which they taunt Roy Edison.

11. In a bout that had a good crowd but featured terrible wrestling, Jimmy Razor defeated Roy Edison in 15:05 by pinfall with a Manhattan Surfboard. Jimmy Razor makes defence number 3 of his HIW English Heavyweight title.

12. Jimmy Razor is heading back down the aisle after his match. As he reaches the stage he gets attacked by Tony Wright, who came out of nowhere. Tony Wright proceeds to powerbomb Razor right off the stage, through a table and onto a bunch of equipment. As Tony Wright looks on smiling, Jimmy Razor is stretchered out with a neck brace on.

Grade E

Praise: Roy Edison, Tony Wright, Emma Evans

OctoberRaven · January 23, 2014

HIW Volume 10

Saturday Week 4 February 2018

Live at the Norman Blue Athletic Center, Attendence: 276

1. In an absolutely wretched bout that was devoid of action or heat, Notorious F.R.E.A.K. defeated Ultra Fly in 6:25 by pinfall with a Freak Out after Candy Cox interfered.

2. Candy Cox attacks Notorious F.R.E.A.K. in the ring to "Celebrate"

3. East England Mafia cut a backstage promo.

4. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, East England Mafia defeated Maxwell Bleak and Strife in 5:38 when Colin Picalo defeated Strife by pinfall with a Ten Bag.

5. Andrew Lee cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Martin Heath.

6. In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Andrew Lee defeated Martin Heath in 10:18 by submission with a Choke Sleeper.

7. Tony Wright has an interview in which he taunts Roy Edison.

8. In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Tony Wright defeated Roy Edison in 9:40 by pinfall with a Widow Maker.

9. The Elimination Agents cut a promo hyping their upcoming match with Souls of Black.

10. In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, The Elimination Agents defeated Souls of Black in 14:40 when Genocide Agent defeated Grave Digger by pinfall with a Hanging Powerslam. The Elimination Agents win the HIW Birmingham Tag Team titles.

11. In a bout that had a good crowd and some decent in-ring action, Jimmy Razor defeated Jonni Lowlife in 15:20 by pinfall with a Papercut. Jimmy Razor makes defence number 4 of his HIW English Heavyweight title.

12. Jimmy Razor is heading back down the aisle after his match. As he reaches the stage he gets attacked by Tony Wright, who came out of nowhere. Tony Wright proceeds to powerbomb Razor right off the stage, through a table and onto a bunch of equipment. As Tony Wright looks on smiling, Jimmy Razor is stretchered out with a neck brace on.

Grade: E+

Praise: Genocide Agent, Suicide Agent, Emma Evans

OctoberRaven · January 23, 2014

HIW Volume 11

Saturday Week 4 March 2018

Live at the Noman Blue Athletic Center, Attendence 239

1. Candy Cox and F.R.E.A.K. have an interview in which they taunt Ripper LeStat.

2. In an extremely poor match, Ripper LeStat defeated Notorious F.R.E.A.K. in 10:17 by pinfall with a Vlad's Impaler. Ripper tried to low blow FREAK during the match but FREAK no-sold it, so he bit FREAK instead.

3. Back Alley Fight Club cut a promo hyping their upcoming match with Bleak and Strife.

4. In an extremely poor match, Back Alley Fight Club defeated Maxwell Bleak and Strife in 10:09 when Roy Edison defeated Strife by pinfall with a Keep Britain Tidy.

5. In an extremely poor match, Andrew Lee defeated Ultra Fly in 6:23 by submission with a Choke Sleeper.

6. Martin Heath cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Grave Digger.

7. In an extremely poor match, Grave Digger defeated Martin Heath in 10:08 by pinfall with a R. I. P..

8. The Elimination Agents cut a promo hyping their upcoming match with East England Mafia.

9. In an extremely poor match, The Elimination Agents defeated East England Mafia in 14:48 when Genocide Agent defeated Simon Ice by pinfall with a Hanging Powerslam. The Elimination Agents make defence number 1 of their HIW Birmingham Tag Team titles.

10. Tony Wright cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Jimmy Razor.

11. In a bout that had a good crowd but featured terrible wrestling, Jimmy Razor defeated Tony Wright in a No Ropes Barbed Wire match in 14:38 by pinfall with a Manhattan Project. Jimmy Razor makes defence number 5 of his HIW English Heavyweight title.

Grade: E

Praise: Genocide Agent, Suicide Agent, Emma Evans

OctoberRaven · January 24, 2014

HIW Volume 12

Saturday Week 4 April 2018

Live at the Norman Blue Athletic Center

1. Candy Cox and F.R.E.A.K. have an interview in which they taunt Martin Heath.

2. In an extremely poor match, Martin Heath defeated Notorious F.R.E.A.K. in 6:15 by pinfall with a Flying Fist Drop.

3. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, East England Mafia defeated Maxwell Bleak and Strife in 5:54 when Colin Picalo defeated Strife by pinfall with a Ten Bag.

4. Andrew Lee cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Grave Digger.

5. In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Andrew Lee defeated Grave Digger in 10:02 by submission with a Choke Sleeper.

6. In an extremely poor match, Tony Wright defeated Ultra Fly in 10:28 by pinfall with a Widow Maker.

7. The Elimination Agents cut a promo hyping their upcoming match with Back Alley Fight Club.

8. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, The Elimination Agents defeated Back Alley Fight Club in 14:33 when Suicide Agent defeated Jonni Lowlife by pinfall with a Full Nelson Slam. The Elimination Agents make defence number 2 of their HIW Birmingham Tag Team titles.

9. LeStat and Kathleen Lee have an interview in which they taunt Razor and Emma Evans, noting that tonight's loser's valet is not only leaving HIW, but also getting their head shaved!

10. In a bout that had a good crowd but featured terrible wrestling, Jimmy Razor defeated Ripper LeStat in a Landmine Barbed Wire Boards Deathmatch match in 14:48 by pinfall with an A Lesson In Magic. Jimmy Razor makes defence number 6 of his HIW English Heavyweight title.

11. Jimmy Razor then grabs a pair of scissors and starts cutting Kathleen Lee's hair as we cut to black.

Grade: E+

Praise: Genocide Agent and Suicide Agent

Ripped Into: Kathleen Lee, for leaving the company.

OctoberRaven · January 26, 2014

HIW Volume 13

Saturday Week 4 May 2018

Live at the SOLD OUT Norman Blue Athletic Center, attendence 300

1. In an extremely poor match, Andrew Lee defeated Strife in 5:53 by submission with a Choke Sleeper.

2. East England Mafia cut a backstage promo.

3. In an extremely poor match, Ultra Fly defeated Simon Ice in 5:36 by pinfall with a Fly Splash.

4. Back Alley Fight Club cut a promo hyping their upcoming match with Heath and Bleak.

5. In an extremely poor match, Back Alley Fight Club defeated Martin Heath and Maxwell Bleak in 10:02 when Jonni Lowlife defeated Maxwell Bleak by pinfall with a Keep Britain Tidy.

6. Candy Cox had an interview hyping the upcoming singles match between her client Notorious F.R.E.A.K. and Colin Picalo.

7. In a terrible match that had some truly awful wrestling, Notorious F.R.E.A.K. defeated Colin Picalo in 5:47 by pinfall with a Freak Out.

8. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, The Elimination Agents defeated Souls of Black in 15:18 when Suicide Agent defeated Ripper LeStat by pinfall with a Full Nelson Slam. The Elimination Agents make defence number 3 of their HIW Birmingham Tag Team titles.

9. Razor and Emma Evans have an interview in which they taunt Tony Wright.

10. In a bout that had a good crowd but featured terrible wrestling, Jimmy Razor defeated Tony Wright in 15:28 by submission with a Figure Seven. Jimmy Razor makes defence number 7 of his HIW English Heavyweight title.

Grade: E

Praise: Suicida Agent, Genoocide Agent, Emma Evans

OctoberRaven · January 28, 2014

HIW Volume 14

Saturday Week 4 June 2018

Live at the SOLD OUT Norman Blue Athletic Center.

1. Emma Evans mocks Tony Wright for failing to beat Jimmy Razor, and mocks Wright for ever thinking she was attracted to him. She decides that tonight he'll get another title shot, but not against Jimmy Razor... against the Genocide Agents. And his partner will be... the Notorious FREAK.

2. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Martin Heath defeated Maxwell Bleak in 6:25 by pinfall with a Flying Fist Drop.

3. East England Mafia cut a promo hyping their upcoming match with Ultra Fly and Strife.

4. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, East England Mafia defeated Ultra Fly and Strife in 6:23 when Colin Picalo defeated Strife by pinfall with a Ten Bag.

5. In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Andrew Lee defeated Roy Edison in 10:12 by submission with a Choke Sleeper.

6. Jonni Lowlife cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Ripper LeStat.

7. In a match that had an average crowd reaction but featured terrible wrestling, Jonni Lowlife defeated Ripper LeStat in 10:13 by pinfall with a Low Down.

8. The Elimination Agents cut a promo hyping their upcoming match with Tony Wright and F.R.E.A.K..

9. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Notorious F.R.E.A.K. and Tony Wright defeated The Elimination Agents in 14:49 when Notorious F.R.E.A.K. defeated Suicide Agent by pinfall after Candy Cox interfered. Notorious F.R.E.A.K. and Tony Wright win the HIW Birmingham Tag Team titles.

10. Emma Evans and Razor have an interview in which they taunt Grave Digger.

11. In a match that had an average crowd reaction but featured terrible wrestling, Jimmy Razor defeated Grave Digger in 14:37 by submission with a Figure Seven. Jimmy Razor makes defence number 8 of his HIW English Heavyweight title.

Grade: E+

Praise: Grave Digger, Genocide Agent, Suicide Agent

Notes: Hurt my tail bone taking an atomic drop onto a chair. No worries though. I've been busting my ass for years now, just this time it's literal.

OctoberRaven · January 29, 2014

Ultra Fly showed up late again. I had to start the show without him this time.

Next time is the last time.

HIW Volume 15

Saturday Week 4 July 2018

Live at the SOLD OUT Norman Blue Athletic Center

1. In an extremely poor match, Genocide Agent defeated Maxwell Bleak in 6:18 by pinfall with a Hanging Powerslam.

2. Suicide Agent does an interview in which he challenges Jimmy Razor. Razor comes out and accepts, setting up a singles bout between the two.

3. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Martin Heath defeated Strife in 6:03 by pinfall with a Flying Fist Drop.

4. In an extremely poor match, Back Alley Fight Club defeated Souls of Black in 9:42 when Roy Edison defeated Ripper LeStat by pinfall with a Keep Britain Tidy.

5. East England Mafia cut a promo hyping their upcoming match with F.R.E.A.K. & Wright.

6. In an extremely poor match, F.R.E.A.K. & Wright defeated East England Mafia in 9:44 when Tony Wright defeated Simon Ice by pinfall with a Widow Maker. F.R.E.A.K. & Wright make defence number 1 of their HIW Birmingham Tag Team titles.

7. When the champs get on the stage, Candy Cox gets a microphone, and asks if Tony wants some "Hard Candy". Tony... doesn't answer.

8. In an extremely poor match, Andrew Lee defeated Ultra Fly in 5:51 by submission with a Choke Sleeper.

9. The Elimination Agents have an interview in which they taunt Jimmy Razor.

10. In a bout that had a good crowd and some decent in-ring action, Jimmy Razor defeated Suicide Agent in 15:17 by pinfall with a Night At The Opera. Jimmy Razor makes defence number 9 of his HIW English Heavyweight title.

11. After the match though, Genocide Agent attacks! The Agents gets a table, Genocide climbs the turnbuckle... ASSISTED SUPERBOMB BY THE AGENTS!

Grade: E+

Praise: Suicide Agent, Ripper LeStat, Jonny Lowlife

OctoberRaven · January 29, 2014

BONUS POLL

This will remain open until my next show:

What should the name be of the tag team champions?

The options:

-The Video Nasties

-Studded Leather

-Banned From the UKB

Rickymex · January 29, 2014

What should the name be of the tag team champions?

The options:

-The Video Nasties

-Studded Leather

-Banned From the UKB

Psycho Sam · January 29, 2014

The options:

-The Video Nasties

-Studded Leather

-Banned From the UKB

Big Roguey · January 29, 2014

The Video Nasties sounds the best.

w4lru5 · January 29, 2014

-The Video Nasties

-Studded Leather

-Banned From the UKB

OctoberRaven · January 29, 2014

Vote Count:

Video Nasties 3

Studded Leather 0

Banned From The UKB 1

Still open

KnowYourEnemy · January 29, 2014

The Tag Team Champs shall be known as the Video Nasties.

OctoberRaven · January 30, 2014

HIW Volume 16

Saturday Week 4 August 2018

Live at the SOLD OUT Norman Blue Athletic Center

1. In an extremely poor match, Suicide Agent defeated Maxwell Bleak in 6:13 by pinfall with a Full Nelson Slam.

2. The Elimination Agents have an interview in which they taunt Jimmy Razor.

3. In an absolutely wretched bout that was devoid of action or heat, Ultra Fly defeated Strife in 6:23 by pinfall with a Fly Splash.

4. In an extremely poor match, Souls of Black defeated East England Mafia in 10:02 when Ripper LeStat defeated Simon Ice by pinfall with a 11th Hour.

5. Martin Heath cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Andrew Lee.

6. In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Andrew Lee defeated Martin Heath in 10:02 by submission with a Choke Sleeper.

7. Candy Cox had an interview hyping her team of The Video Nasties taking on Back Alley Fight Club in a tag match.

8. In a match that had an average crowd reaction but featured terrible wrestling, The Video Nasties defeated Back Alley Fight Club in 14:32 when Notorious F.R.E.A.K. defeated Jonni Lowlife by pinfall with an Aided Butt Drop. The Video Nasties make defense number 2 of their HIW Birmingham Tag Team titles.

10. As the Video Nasties celebrate, Tony suddenly starts making out with Candy Cox!

11. Jimmy Razor and Emma Evans cut a promo mocking The Elimination Agents.

12. In a bout that had a good crowd and some decent in-ring action, Jimmy Razor defeated Genocide Agent in a No Ropes Barbed Wire match in 14:49 by submission with a Figure Seven. Jimmy Razor makes defense number 10 of his HIW English Heavyweight title.

Grade: E+

Praise: Genocide Agent, Tony Wright, Notorious FREAK

BONUS POLL AGAIN!

Name the Video Nasties' finisher!

-Driller Killer

-22 Acacia Avenue

-Obscene Exhibition

NOTE: This will be open not until the next show (Which will be the UK Cup) but the show after (Which will be Volume 17)

w4lru5 · January 30, 2014

-Driller Killer

-22 Acacia Avenue

-Obscene Exhibition

Rickymex · January 30, 2014

Name the Video Nasties' finisher!

-Driller Killer

-22 Acacia Avenue

-Obscene Exhibition

Big Roguey · January 30, 2014

Name the Video Nasties' finisher!

-Driller Killer

-22 Acacia Avenue

-Obscene Exhibition

Although my eternal vote will be for The Drilldo. ¬_¬

Psycho Sam · January 30, 2014

-Driller Killer

-22 Acacia Avenue

-Obscene Exhibition

I'm going to agree with MH here and say that The Drilldo's the best name. <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/redface.png.900245280682ef18c5d82399a93c5827.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

OctoberRaven · January 30, 2014

HIW United Kingdom Cup 2018

Saturday Week 2 September 2018

Live at the SOLD OUT Norman Blue Athletic Center!

1. Candy Cox and The Video Nasties cut a backstage promo.

2. Jimmy Razor and Emma Evans cut a backstage promo.

3. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Genocide Agent defeated Tony Wright in 14:33 by pinfall with a Hanging Powerslam.

4. In an extremely poor match, Notorious F.R.E.A.K. defeated Roy Edison in 10:01 by pinfall with a Freak Out.

5. In an extremely poor match, Andrew Lee defeated Maxwell Bleak in 5:39 by submission with a Choke Sleeper.

6. In an extremely poor match, Grave Digger defeated Strife in 6:23 by pinfall with a R. I. P..

7. In an extremely poor match, Jonni Lowlife defeated Ultra Fly in 5:59 by pinfall with a Low Down.

8. In a match that had an average crowd reaction but featured terrible wrestling, Jimmy Razor defeated Martin Heath in 10:27 by submission with a Figure Seven.

9. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Simon Ice defeated Colin Picalo in 5:57 by pinfall with a Black Ice Driver.

10. In an extremely poor match, Ripper LeStat defeated Suicide Agent in 10:05 by pinfall with a Vlad's Impaler.

11. In an extremely poor match, Andrew Lee defeated Ripper LeStat in 9:50 by submission with a Choke Sleeper.

12. In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Grave Digger defeated Jonni Lowlife in 15:28 by pinfall with a R. I. P..

13. In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Genocide Agent defeated Simon Ice in 5:38 by pinfall with a Hanging Powerslam.

14. In a match that had an average crowd reaction but featured terrible wrestling, Jimmy Razor defeated Notorious F.R.E.A.K. in 10:22 by pinfall with a Schrodinger's Cat Is Dead.

15. Candy Cox comes out and fires T-Shirts into the crowd.

16. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Andrew Lee defeated Genocide Agent in 10:22 by submission with a Choke Sleeper.

17. In a match that had an average crowd reaction but featured terrible wrestling, Jimmy Razor defeated Grave Digger in 15:04 by submission with a Figure Seven.

18. Emma Evans comes out and fires T-Shirts into the crowd.

19. In a bout that had a good crowd but featured terrible wrestling, Jimmy Razor defeated Andrew Lee in 14:54 by submission with a Sonnenblume. Jimmy Razor wins the HIW United Kingdom Cup title.

Grade: E

Praise: Andrew Lee, Genocide Agent, Grave Digger

Remember: Bonus poll is still open!

Sign In

(Road To Glory) The Legend of Jimmy Razor

Recommended Posts

Link to comment

Share on other sites

Link to comment

Share on other sites

Link to comment

Share on other sites

Link to comment

Share on other sites

Link to comment

Share on other sites

Link to comment

Share on other sites

Link to comment

Share on other sites

Link to comment

Share on other sites

Link to comment

Share on other sites

Link to comment

Share on other sites

Link to comment

Share on other sites

Link to comment

Share on other sites

Link to comment

Share on other sites

Link to comment

Share on other sites

Link to comment

Share on other sites

Link to comment

Share on other sites

Link to comment

Share on other sites

Link to comment

Share on other sites

Link to comment

Share on other sites

Link to comment

Share on other sites

Link to comment

Share on other sites

Link to comment

Share on other sites

Link to comment

Share on other sites

Link to comment

Share on other sites

Link to comment

Share on other sites

Archived