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<p>Ultra Fly was late again. By the time he showed up, we already had to start the show. So I gave his match a new finish...</p><p>

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HIW Volume 17</strong></p><p>

Saturday Week 4 September 2018</p><p>

Live at the SOLD OUT Norman Blue Athletic Center</p><p> </p><p>

1. "Nasty" by The Damned plays to signify the tag champs coming out, but they are ambushed by the Souls of Black, who beat them down and demand a title match later tonight, which Candy Cox reluctantly accepts for the group.</p><p>

2. In an extremely poor match, Roy Edison defeated Strife in 5:39 by submission with an Arm Bar.</p><p>

3. In an absolutely wretched bout that was devoid of action or heat, Maxwell Bleak defeated Ultra Fly in :05 by pinfall with a quick roll up.</p><p>

4. Ultra Fly gets on the mic, claims he wasn't ready, and he'll beat Maxwell Bleak right now, or he'll quit HIW!</p><p>

5. In an absolutely wretched bout that was devoid of action or heat, Maxwell Bleak defeated Ultra Fly in 5:50 by pinfall with a Bleak House.</p><p>

6. In an extremely poor match, The Elimination Agents defeated East England Mafia in 6:04 when Suicide Agent defeated Colin Picalo by pinfall with the top rope double powerbomb they used on Jimmy Razor, now called the Deicide Bomb, through a table.</p><p>

7. But they aren't done, and beat down Simon Ice, giving him a Deicide Bomb through a table as well!</p><p>

8. In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Martin Heath defeated Jonni Lowlife in 9:41 by pinfall with a Flying Fist Drop.</p><p>

9. In an extremely poor match, The Video Nasties defeated Souls of Black in 15:11 when Notorious F.R.E.A.K. defeated Ripper LeStat by pinfall with an Obscene Exhibition. The Video Nasties make defence number 3 of their HIW Birmingham Tag Team titles. </p><p>

10. Razor and Emma Evans have an interview in which they taunt Andrew Lee.</p><p>

11. In a bout that had a good crowd and some decent in-ring action, Jimmy Razor defeated Andrew Lee in 15:12 by pinfall with a Crisis Cradle. Jimmy Razor makes defence number 11 of his HIW English Heavyweight title. </p><p> </p><p>

Grade: D-</p><p> </p><p>

Praise: Andrew Lee told awesome, Emma Evans told awesome, Ultra Fly told worthless... and that he's fired.</p>

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<p><strong>HIW Volume 18</strong></p><p>

Saturday Week 4 October 2018</p><p>

Live at the SOLD OUT Norman Blue Athletic Center</p><p> </p><p>

1. In an extremely poor match, Martin Heath defeated Strife in 5:55 by pinfall with a Flying Fist Drop.</p><p>

2. Davey London arrives to the surprise of the crowd, with a microphone. He claims that he is capable of beating anyone in HIW, and so he is making an open challenge for any wrestler on the roster to face him in a singles match.</p><p>

3. In an extremely poor match, Back Alley Fight Club defeated East England Mafia in 10:02 when Jonni Lowlife defeated Simon Ice by pinfall with a Keep Britain Tidy.</p><p>

4. Ripper LeStat cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Maxwell Bleak.</p><p>

5. In an extremely poor match, Ripper LeStat defeated Maxwell Bleak in 6:30 by pinfall with a Vlad's Impaler.</p><p>

6. The Elimination Agents cut a promo hyping their upcoming match with The Video Nasties.</p><p>

7. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, The Video Nasties defeated The Elimination Agents in 9:42 when Notorious F.R.E.A.K. defeated Suicide Agent by reversing a Deicide Bomb into a top rope rana for the pinfall, with Tony Wright keeping Genocide from breaking it. The Video Nasties make defence number 4 of their HIW Birmingham Tag Team titles. </p><p>

8. Andrew Lee comes out and says that he will take the open challenge that Davey London issued earlier.</p><p>

9. In a bout that had a good crowd and some decent in-ring action, Davey London defeated Andrew Lee in 14:56 by pinfall with a London's Bridge.</p><p>

10. Razor and Emma Evans have an interview in which they taunt Grave Digger.</p><p>

11. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Jimmy Razor defeated Grave Digger in 15:07 by pinfall with a Double Rainbow II. Jimmy Razor makes defence number 12 of his HIW English Heavyweight title. </p><p> </p><p>

Grade: D-</p><p> </p><p>

Praise: Grave Digger, Andrew Lee, Davey London</p>

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HIW Volume 19

Saturday Week 4 November 2018

Live at the SOLD OUT Norman Blue Athletic Center

 

1. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Maxwell Bleak defeated Simon Ice in 5:36 by pinfall with a Bleak House.

2. The Elimination Agents cut a promo hyping their upcoming match with Souls of Black.

3. In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, The Elimination Agents defeated Souls of Black in 9:42 when Suicide Agent defeated Grave Digger by pinfall with a Deicide Bomb.

4. The match is over, and The Elimination Agents are celebrating. Ripper LeStat and Grave Digger look angry, and jump them from behind, beating them down.

5. In an absolutely wretched bout that was devoid of action or heat, Strife defeated Colin Picalo in 5:41 by pinfall with a Corkscrew Moonsault.

6. Andrew Lee cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Martin Heath.

7. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Andrew Lee defeated Martin Heath in 10:13 by submission with a Choke Sleeper.

8. Candy Cox had an interview hyping her team of The Video Nasties taking on Back Alley Fight Club in a tag match.

9. In a match that had an average crowd reaction but featured terrible wrestling, The Video Nasties defeated Back Alley Fight Club in 15:26 when Tony Wright defeated Jonni Lowlife by pinfall with an Obscene Exhibition. The Video Nasties make defence number 5 of their HIW Birmingham Tag Team titles.

10. Razor and Emma Evans have an interview in which they taunt Davey London.

11. In a bout that had a good crowd and some decent in-ring action, Jimmy Razor defeated Davey London in 14:55 by submission with a Figure Seven. Jimmy Razor makes defence number 13 of his HIW English Heavyweight title.

 

Grade: D-

 

Praise: Davey London, Tony Wright, Notorious FREAK

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<p><strong>HIW Volume 20</strong></p><p>

Saturday Week 4 December 2018</p><p>

Live at the SOLD OUT Norman Blue Athletic Center</p><p> </p><p>

1. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Strife and Bleak (now both dressed in 90s grunge style), and now calling themselves "The Lost Generation", defeated East England Mafia in 5:45 when Strife defeated Simon Ice by pinfall with a Corkscrew Moonsault.</p><p>

2. Jonni Lowlife cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Andrew Lee.</p><p>

3. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Andrew Lee defeated Jonni Lowlife in 9:48 by submission with a Choke Sleeper.</p><p>

4. Davey London cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Martin Heath.</p><p>

5. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Davey London defeated Martin Heath in 10:10 by pinfall with a London's Bridge.</p><p>

6. Candy Cox and the Video Nasties cut a promo, promising to end the year as tag champs, and promises both the Nasties will get to spend New Years tasting some "Hard Candy".</p><p>

7. In a match that had an average crowd reaction but featured terrible wrestling, The Video Nasties defeated Souls of Black and The Elimination Agents in 15:28; the order of elimination was Souls of Black first, and then The Elimination Agents. The Video Nasties make defence number 6 of their HIW Birmingham Tag Team titles. </p><p>

8. Razor and Emma Evans have an interview in which they taunt Roy Edison.</p><p>

9. In a bout that had a good crowd but featured terrible wrestling, Jimmy Razor defeated Roy Edison in 14:53 by pinfall with a Rainbow Bridge. Jimmy Razor makes defence number 14 of his HIW English Heavyweight title. </p><p> </p><p>

Grade E</p><p>

Praise: Tony Wright, Notorious FREAK, Emma Evans</p><p> </p><p>

Year End Review To Come</p>

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Random Roll: 52- Charity Event

HIW Top 10 Matches 2018

1. Davey London d. Andrew Lee (Volume 18)

2. Elimination Agents d. Souls of Black (Volume 19)

3. Elimination Agents d. Souls of Black (Volume 13)

4. Elimination Agents d. East England Mafia (Volume 11)

5. Elimination Agents d. Souls of Black (Volume 10)

6. Jimmy Razor d. Davey London (Volume 19)

7. Andrew Lee d. Martin Heath (Volume 19)

8. Davey London d. Martin Heath (Volume 20)

9. Elimination Agents d. Back Alley FIght Club (Volume 12)

10. Andrew Lee d. Martin Heath (Volume 16)

 

2018 End Of The Year Awards

Wrestler- El Leon

Company- SOTBPW

Team- El Leon and Dr Rudo

Match- Champange Lover d. El Leon

Show- TCW Malice In Wonderland

Youngster- Avalanche Takano

Veteran- Pablo Rodriguez

Female- Amber Allen

Most Improved- MHW

Indy- Eddie Peak

Manager- Faith

Announcer- Duane Fry

Color- Hustler D (?!)

Referee- Okura Umeki

 

Top 3 At A Glance

#1- TCW- National

World- Koshiro Ino

Tag Team- The Cali Dragons (Kill Switch aka Frankie Perez and Mikey James)

International- Seth Whitehead

All Action- The Sensational Singh

 

#2- SWF- International (Yep)

World- Aaron Andrews (Yes, THAT Aaron Andrews)

Tag Team- Chris Martinez (regen) and Lenny Brown

North American- Brandon James

 

#3- USPW- Cult

World- Mick Muscles

Tag Team: THE FOOOOOOOOOOOORCE and Java

National: Enygma

TV: Petr Novak

Womens: Tiffany Jade

 

Project NEXT is #52 and still Small

World- Ash Campbell (Still)

Women's- Suzzane Brazzle

King of Xtreme- Frankie Boy Fernandez

 

 

News:

 

Hall of Immortals inducts Bruce The Giant

 

Notable Retirements-

Super Joshuya

Roz Larren

The Boston Bomber

Frederique Antonio Garcia

Dean McWade

Elijah Harris

Steve Flah

Candy Floss

Bruce The Giant

Henry Lee

The Darkness Warrior

 

Deaths

Joan Evans- Natural Causes, 47

El Aguila Americana- Natural Causes, 76

Tornado Nagai- Food Poisoning, 35

Kazu Yoshizawa- Natural Causes, 66

 

Jimmy's stats as of 2019:

 

http://imageshack.com/a/img849/2531/hg51.png

 

Next: Format for the special charity event

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HIW Piss Off, Cancer! Cup

All proceeds go to Cancer Research UK

http://www.cancerresearchuk.org

 

The Teams:

 

Smells Like Team Spirit

Martin Heath

Bleak

Strife

 

Urban Violence

Andrew Lee

Jonni Lowlife

Roy Edison

Team Video Recordings Act

Notorious FREAK

Tony Wright

Simon Ice

 

The Whitechapel Killers

Ripper LeStat

Grave Digger

Colin Picalo

 

Team Razor

Jimmy Razor

Suicide Agent

Genocide Agent

 

As Seen On TV

Davey London

Davey Celtic

Stefan Raynor

 

The Pub Fighters

Jeffery McPeterson

Axl Grease

Carl Edwards

 

The Dropouts

Vinny Vigilante

Bat Cooper

Smiling John Smithie

 

Brackets:

Smells Like Team Spirit vs The Dropouts

As Seen On TV vs Urban Violence

Team Video Recordings Act vs The Whitechapel Killers

Team Razor vs The Pub Fighters

 

Winner of Q1 vs Winner of Q2

Winner of Q3 vs Winner of Q4

 

Winner of S1 vs Winner of S2

 

(Note: The final three teams consist of 'one night only' appearances; their team names are references to 21CW, MOSC, and National School of Wrestling respectively. Can't just call them "Team MOSC" etc because well, 21CW owns all those trademarks)

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<p><strong>HIW Piss Off, Cancer! Cup</strong></p><p>

Saturday Week 2 January 2019</p><p>

Live at the SOLD OUT Norman Blue Athletic Center</p><p> </p><p>

1. As Seen On TV cut a promo guaranteeing that they'd dominate the cup.</p><p>

2. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Smells Like Team Spirit (Martin Heath, Bleak and Strife) defeated The Dropouts (Vinny Vigilante, Bat Cooper and Smiling John Smithie) in 6:02 when Bleak defeated Vinny Vigilante by pinfall with a Bleak House.</p><p>

3. In a match that had an average crowd reaction but featured terrible wrestling, As Seen On TV (Davey London, Davey Celtic and Stefan Raynor) defeated Urban Violence (Andrew Lee, Jonni Lowlife and Roy Edison) in 15:25 when Davey London defeated Roy Edison by pinfall with a London's Bridge.</p><p>

4. In an extremely poor match, Team Video Recordings Act (Notorious F.R.E.A.K., Tony Wright and Simon Ice) defeated The Whitechapel Killers (Ripper LeStat, Grave Digger and Colin Picalo) in 10:01 when Notorious F.R.E.A.K. defeated Colin Picalo by pinfall with a Freak Out.</p><p>

5. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Team Razor (Jimmy Razor, Genocide Agent and Suicide Agent) defeated The Pub Fighters (Jeffery McPeterson, Axl Grease and Carl Edwards) in 14:58 when Jimmy Razor defeated Jeffery McPeterson by pinfall with a Double Edge Press.</p><p>

6. Candy Cox comes out and fires T-Shirts into the crowd.</p><p>

7. In an extremely poor match, As Seen On TV (Davey London, Davey Celtic and Stefan Raynor) defeated Smells Like Team Spirit (Martin Heath, Strife and Bleak) in 14:41 when Davey London defeated Martin Heath by pinfall with a London's Bridge.</p><p>

8. In a match that had an average crowd reaction but featured terrible wrestling, Team Razor (Jimmy Razor, Genocide Agent and Suicide Agent) defeated Team Video Recordings Act (Notorious F.R.E.A.K., Tony Wright and Simon Ice) in 14:52 when Jimmy Razor defeated Simon Ice by submission with a Sonnenblume.</p><p>

9. Emma Evans comes out and fires T-Shirts into the crowd.</p><p>

10. In an extremely poor match, Team Video Recordings Act (Notorious F.R.E.A.K., Tony Wright and Simon Ice) defeated Smells Like Team Spirit (Martin Heath, Strife and Bleak) in 9:43 when Notorious F.R.E.A.K. defeated Martin Heath by pinfall with a Freak Out.</p><p>

11. In a bout that had a good crowd and some decent in-ring action, Team Razor (Jimmy Razor, Genocide Agent and Suicide Agent) defeated As Seen On TV (Davey London, Davey Celtic and Stefan Raynor) in 16:30 when Jimmy Razor defeated Stefan Raynor by submission with a Sonnenblume. Jimmy Razor and The Elimination Agents win the HIW Piss Off, Cancer! Cup titles. </p><p> </p><p>

Grade: D-</p><p>

Praise: Suicide Agent, Genocide Agent, Davey London</p>

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<p>No money from the gate, but double the popularity gain from a single show (so +1.2 instead of +.6)</p><p> </p><p>

And we told cancer to piss off, that's always a plus.</p><p> </p><p>

Other than that, yeah, it wasn't a personal gain for Jimmy. But it can help me get further to Small, so...</p>

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<p><strong>HIW Volume 21</strong></p><p>

Saturday Week 4 January 2019</p><p>

Live at Aston University Sports Hall, Attendance 934</p><p> </p><p>

1. Jimmy Razor has a microphone, and tears into Davey London, telling him that he is going to get easily beaten in their upcoming match. Emma Evans pipes in, telling London what her boy wants, her boy gets.</p><p>

2. In an extremely poor match, Martin Heath defeated Colin Picalo in 6:25 by pinfall with a Flying Fist Drop.</p><p>

3. The Lost Generation cut a promo hyping their upcoming match with Souls of Black.</p><p>

4. In an extremely poor match, The Lost Generation defeated Souls of Black in 9:56 when Bleak defeated Grave Digger by pinfall with a Crying Shame</p><p>

5. In an extremely poor match, Roy Edison defeated Simon Ice in 6:06 by submission with an Arm Bar.</p><p>

6. Andrew Lee cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Jonni Lowlife.</p><p>

7. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Andrew Lee defeated Jonni Lowlife in 10:05 by submission with a Choke Sleeper.</p><p>

8. The Video Nasties cut a promo hyping their upcoming match with The Elimination Agents.</p><p>

9. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, The Elimination Agents defeated The Video Nasties in 14:52 when Suicide Agent defeated Tony Wright by pinfall with a Deicide Bomb after Jimmy The Razor ran in hit Notorious FREAK with a chair. The Elimination Agents win the HIW Birmingham Tag Team titles. </p><p>

10. Davey London cuts an interview in which he laughs off the threats of Jimmy Razor, treating them with contempt.</p><p>

11. In a bout that had a good crowd and some decent in-ring action, Jimmy Razor defeated Davey London in 14:38 by pinfall with a Papercut after the Elimination Agents ran in and gave Davey a Deicide Bomb. Jimmy Razor makes defence number 15 of his HIW English Heavyweight title. </p><p>

12. Davey London is being attacked by Jimmy Razor, Suicide Agent and Genocide Agent in the ring. Seeing the assault, The Video Nasties come running in and fight all three of them off, saving London from a serious beating.</p><p> </p><p>

Grade: D</p><p>

Praise: Davey London, Suicide Agent, Genocide Agent</p>

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<p><strong>HIW Volume 22</strong></p><p>

Saturday Week 4 February 2019</p><p>

Live at the Aston University Sports Hall, Attendance 936</p><p> </p><p>

1. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Davey London and The Video Nasties defeated Jimmy Razor and The Elimination Agents in 15:30 when Notorious F.R.E.A.K. defeated Jimmy Razor by pinfall with a fast roll up.</p><p>

2. Jimmy Razor is furious, and demands to face Notorious FREAK tonight, he'll put his title on the line... and it will be... a BURNING ROPES DEATHMATCH!</p><p>

3. Then Emma Evans looks to the Elimination Agents, telling them they will face Davey London and Tony Wright... and their titles are on the line too!</p><p>

4. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Souls of Black defeated East England Mafia in 5:48 when Ripper LeStat defeated Colin Picalo by pinfall with a 11th Hour.</p><p>

5. Backstage, the Elimination Agents find Tony Wright getting something out of his car... and beat him down, throwing him in the trunk! Looks like Davey London will be facing the Agents alone tonight!</p><p>

6. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Andrew Lee defeated Martin Heath in 10:03 by submission with a Choke Sleeper.</p><p>

7. The Lost Generation cut a promo hyping their upcoming match with Back Alley Fight Club.</p><p>

8. In an extremely poor match, The Lost Generation defeated Back Alley Fight Club in 9:50 when Bleak defeated Roy Edison by pinfall with a Crying Shame.</p><p>

9. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Davey London defeated The Elimination Agents in 15:11 after the Agents attacked the ref so they could double team Davey at will. Tony Wright comes out in a referee shirt with a kendo stick, taking out both agents. Wright puts London on top and counts the fall!</p><p>

10. Davey London and Tony Wright celebrate with the titles, only for Emma Evans to come out and throw out the decision, as A) Tony Wright is not an official referee and B) Referees cannot award themselves titles. The match is effectively a no contest!</p><p>

11. In a bout that had a good crowd but featured terrible wrestling, Jimmy Razor defeated Notorious F.R.E.A.K. in a Burning Ropes Deathmatch match in 14:41 by pinfall with an A Lesson In Magic. Jimmy Razor makes defence number 16 of his HIW English Heavyweight title. </p><p> </p><p>

Grade: E+</p><p>

Praise: Genocide Agent, Suicide Agent, Emma Evans</p>

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<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="K-Nection" data-cite="K-Nection" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37229" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>I would love to see a burning ropes deathmatch I am just wondering how that would be contained.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Fire extinguishers at the ready, of course.</p>
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<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="K-Nection" data-cite="K-Nection" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37229" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>I would love to see a burning ropes deathmatch I am just wondering how that would be contained.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Courtesy of BJW: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCYgkWRQWBk" rel="external nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCYgkWRQWBk</a></p>
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<p>OOC: Seriously Japanese deathmatch wrestling is insane. You'd never see CZW doing an Anal Explosion Deathmatch or doing a match in a market square and doing legit property damage.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>HIW Volume 23</strong></p><p>

Saturday Week 4 March 2019</p><p>

Live At The SOLD OUT Aston Univerity Sports Hall, Attendence 1000</p><p> </p><p>

1. In a match that had an average crowd reaction but featured terrible wrestling, Martin Heath defeated Roy Edison in 9:39 by pinfall with a Flying Fist Drop.</p><p>

2. Emma Evans comes out and declare that its time that Tony got punished for trying to corrupt the referees, so tonight Jimmy Razor will defend his title against Wright.</p><p>

3. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, The Lost Generation defeated East England Mafia in 5:48 when Strife defeated Simon Ice by pinfall with a Crying Shame.</p><p>

4. Davey London has an interview in which he taunts Jonni Lowlife.</p><p>

5. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Davey London defeated Jonni Lowlife in 9:35 by pinfall with a London's Bridge.</p><p>

6. Souls of Black have an interview in which they taunt The Elimination Agents.</p><p>

7. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, The Elimination Agents defeated Souls of Black in 9:40 when Suicide Agent defeated Grave Digger by pinfall with a Deicide Bomb. The Elimination Agents make defence number 1 of their HIW Birmingham Tag Team titles. </p><p>

8. Andrew Lee has an interview in which he taunts Notorious F.R.E.A.K..</p><p>

9. In a match that had an average crowd reaction but featured terrible wrestling, Notorious F.R.E.A.K. defeated Andrew Lee in 14:36 by pinfall with a Freak Out after Candy Cox interfered.</p><p>

10. Jimmy Razor attacks Notorious F.R.E.A.K. in the ring, and leaves him down and out.</p><p>

11. In a bout that had a good crowd and some decent in-ring action, Jimmy Razor defeated Tony Wright in 15:22 by pinfall as Tony tried to superplex Razor, Emma Evans low blowed him, allowing Jimmy to counter and hit the Manhattan Project. Jimmy Razor makes defence number 17 of his HIW English Heavyweight title. </p><p>

12. Razor celebrates on top of the ramp, and Davey London sneaks up from behind... LONDON'S BRIDGE ON THE STAGE!</p><p> </p><p>

Grade: E+</p><p> </p><p>

Praise: Suicide Agent, Genocide Agent, Davey London</p>

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<p><strong>HIW Volume 24</strong></p><p>

Saturday Week 4 April 2019</p><p>

Live at the Aston University Sports Hall, Attendance: 990</p><p> </p><p>

1. In an extremely poor match, Grave Digger defeated Colin Picalo in 6:12 by pinfall with a R. I. P..</p><p>

2. Candy Cox had an interview hyping her team of The Video Nasties taking on Back Alley Fight Club in a tag match.</p><p>

3. In a match that had an average crowd reaction but featured terrible wrestling, The Video Nasties defeated Back Alley Fight Club in 10:11 when Notorious F.R.E.A.K. defeated Roy Edison by pinfall with an Obscene Exhibition.</p><p>

4. The Video Nasties are celebrating their victory in the ring. The Elimination Agents run in and attack, beating them down into the mat.</p><p>

5. In an extremely poor match, Simon Ice defeated Martin Heath in 6:01 by pinfall with a Black Ice Driver.</p><p>

6. Ripper LeStat has an interview in which he taunts Andrew Lee.</p><p>

7. In an extremely poor match, Andrew Lee defeated Ripper LeStat in 9:38 by submission with a Choke Sleeper.</p><p>

8. The Lost Generation have an interview in which they taunt The Elimination Agents.</p><p>

9. In a match that had an average crowd reaction but featured terrible wrestling, The Elimination Agents defeated The Lost Generation in 14:50 when Genocide Agent defeated Bleak by pinfall with a Deicide Bomb. The Elimination Agents make defense number 2 of their HIW Birmingham Tag Team titles. </p><p>

10. In a bout that had a good crowd and some decent in-ring action, Jimmy Razor defeated Davey London in 15:02 by submission after Jimmy Razor locked in the Figure Seven, and Emma Evans demanded referee Jacob Bailey call the match even though Davey had grabbed the ropes with his free arm, and Emma rang the bell herself. Jimmy Razor makes defense number 18 of his HIW English Heavyweight title. </p><p>

11. After Razor choked Davey out, he berated Jacob Bailey. Emma signaled to the back, and the Elimination Agents come in with a table. Razor decks Bailey and sets up the table as the Agents beat on the defenseless ref. Once the table was set up, the Elimination Agents put him through it with a Deicide Bomb, then Jimmy Razor chokes him out with a Figure Seven.</p><p> </p><p>

Grade: D</p><p>

Praise: Davey London, Genocide Agent, Suicide Agent</p>

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<p><strong>HIW Volume 25</strong></p><p>

Saturday Week 4 May 2019</p><p>

Live at the Aston University Sports Hall, Attendence 889</p><p> </p><p>

1. In an extremely poor match, Martin Heath defeated Colin Picalo in 6:29 by pinfall with a Flying Fist Drop.</p><p>

2. Martin Heath is in the ring giving an interview. Colin Picalo and Simon Ice come out and enter the ring. After some back-and-forth insults, they attack, laying Heath out two-on-one. Jonni Lowlife comes out from the back, hits the ring, and cleans house, saving Heath.</p><p>

3. In an extremely poor match, Jonni Lowlife defeated Simon Ice in 5:54 by pinfall with a Low Down.</p><p>

4. The Lost Generation have an interview in which they taunt Souls of Black.</p><p>

5. In an extremely poor match, Souls of Black defeated The Lost Generation in 9:33 when Ripper LeStat defeated Strife by pinfall with a 11th Hour.</p><p>

6. Davey London has an interview in which he taunts Roy Edison.</p><p>

7. In a match that had an average crowd reaction but featured terrible wrestling, Davey London defeated Roy Edison in 9:45 by pinfall with a London's Bridge.</p><p>

8. Emma Evans and Razor have an interview in which they taunt Andrew Lee.</p><p>

9. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Jimmy Razor defeated Andrew Lee in 15:16 by pinfall with a Rainbow Bridge. Jimmy Razor makes defence number 19 of his HIW English Heavyweight title. </p><p>

10. Candy Cox had an interview hyping her team of The Video Nasties taking on The Elimination Agents in a tag match.</p><p>

11. In a match that had an average crowd reaction but featured terrible wrestling, The Elimination Agents defeated The Video Nasties in a Dog Collar match in 14:53 when Genocide Agent defeated Tony Wright by pinfall with a Deicide Bomb. The Elimination Agents make defence number 3 of their HIW Birmingham Tag Team titles.</p><p> </p><p>

Grade: D-</p><p>

Praise: Genocide Agent, Suicide Agent, Notorious FREAK</p>

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<p><strong>HIW Volume 26</strong></p><p>

Saturday Week 4 June 2019</p><p>

Live at the Aston University Sports Hall Attendence 862</p><p> </p><p>

1. In an extremely poor match, Andrew Lee defeated Bleak in 10:06 by submission with a Choke Sleeper.</p><p>

2. Roy Edison has an interview in which he taunts Martin Heath.</p><p>

3. In an extremely poor match, Martin Heath defeated Roy Edison in 5:40 by pinfall with a Flying Fist Drop.</p><p>

4. Candy Cox had an interview hyping her team of The Video Nasties taking on East England Mafia in a tag match.</p><p>

5. In an extremely poor match, The Video Nasties defeated East England Mafia in 9:59 when Notorious F.R.E.A.K. defeated Simon Ice by pinfall with an Obscene Exhibition.</p><p>

6. Davey London has an interview in which he taunts Strife.</p><p>

7. In an extremely poor match, Davey London defeated Strife in 5:57 by pinfall with a London's Bridge.</p><p>

8. Souls of Black have an interview in which they taunt The Elimination Agents.</p><p>

9. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, The Elimination Agents defeated Souls of Black in 14:50 when Suicide Agent defeated Ripper LeStat by pinfall with a Deicide Bomb. The Elimination Agents make defence number 4 of their HIW Birmingham Tag Team titles. </p><p>

10. Emma Evans and Razor have an interview in which they taunt Jonni Lowlife.</p><p>

11. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Jimmy Razor defeated Jonni Lowlife in 15:03 by pinfall with a Rainbow Bridge. Jimmy Razor makes defence number 20 of his HIW English Heavyweight title. </p><p> </p><p>

Grade: E+</p><p>

Praise: Suicide Agent, Genocide Agent, Ripper LeStat</p>

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<p><strong>HIW Volume 27</strong></p><p>

Saturday Week 4 July 2019</p><p>

Live at the Aston University Sports Hall, Attendance 950</p><p> </p><p>

1. Candy Cox, Tony Wright and Notorious F.R.E.A.K. cut a backstage promo.</p><p>

2. In an extremely poor match, Andrew Lee defeated Simon Ice in 5:33 by submission with a Choke Sleeper.</p><p>

3. The Lost Generation have an interview in which they taunt Souls of Black.</p><p>

4. In an extremely poor match, Souls of Black defeated The Lost Generation in 5:46 when Grave Digger defeated Strife by pinfall with a 11th Hour.</p><p>

5. Martin Heath has an interview in which he taunts Colin Picalo.</p><p>

6. In an extremely poor match, Martin Heath defeated Colin Picalo in 6:03 by pinfall with a Flying Fist Drop.</p><p>

7. The Elimination Agents have an interview in which they taunt Back Alley Fight Club.</p><p>

8. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, The Elimination Agents defeated Back Alley Fight Club in 10:01 when Suicide Agent defeated Roy Edison by pinfall with a Deicide Bomb. The Elimination Agents make defence number 5 of their HIW Birmingham Tag Team titles. </p><p>

9. Davey London has an interview in which he taunts Notorious F.R.E.A.K..</p><p>

10. In a match that had an average crowd reaction but featured terrible wrestling, Davey London defeated Notorious F.R.E.A.K. in 14:44 by pinfall with a London's Bridge.</p><p>

11. Razor and Emma Evans have an interview in which they taunt Tony Wright.</p><p>

12. In a bout that had a good crowd and some decent in-ring action, Jimmy Razor defeated Tony Wright in 14:39 by submission with a Figure Seven. Jimmy Razor makes defence number 21 of his HIW English Heavyweight title. </p><p> </p><p>

Grade: E+</p><p> </p><p>

Praise: Genocide Agent, Sucide Agent, Tony Wright</p>

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<p><strong>HIW Volume 28</strong></p><p>

Saturday Week 4 August 2019</p><p>

Live at Aston University Sports Hall, 907</p><p> </p><p>

1. In an extremely poor match, Ripper LeStat defeated Simon Ice in 6:13 by pinfall with a Vlad's Impaler.</p><p>

2. In an extremely poor match, Back Alley Fight Club defeated The Lost Generation in 9:53 when Roy Edison defeated Strife by pinfall with a Keep Britain Tidy.</p><p>

3. Davey London is walking backstage, to get jumped by Jimmy Razor! Nearly half the locker room has to separate the two, one of them being Martin Heath. Razor points to Heath, telling him he's going to pay for getting involved in his affairs.</p><p>

4. In an extremely poor match, Andrew Lee defeated Colin Picalo in 6:24 by submission with a Choke Sleeper.</p><p>

5. Grave Digger has an interview in which he taunts Davey London.</p><p>

6. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Davey London defeated Grave Digger in 9:56 by submission with a Boston Crab</p><p>

7. The Elimination Agents have an interview in which they taunt The Video Nasties.</p><p>

8. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, The Video Nasties drew with The Elimination Agents in 14:51 when the match descended into chaos after Jimmy Razor attacked Tony Wright, Davey London trying to make a save, and the Elimination Agents attacking Davey London, leading to the match getting thrown out.</p><p>

9. Razor and Emma Evans have an interview in which they taunt Martin Heath.</p><p>

10. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Jimmy Razor defeated Martin Heath in 14:55 by submission with a Sonnenblume, refusing to let go after the bell. Jimmy Razor makes defence number 22 of his HIW English Heavyweight title.</p><p> </p><p>

Grade: D-</p><p> </p><p>

Praise: Martin Heath, Suicide Agent, Genocide Agent</p>

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<p><strong>HIW United Kingdom Cup 2019</strong></p><p>

Saturday Week 2 September 2019</p><p>

Live at Aston University Sports Hall, Attendence 942</p><p> </p><p>

1. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Davey London defeated Andrew Lee in 10:25 by pinfall with a London's Bridge.</p><p>

2. In an extremely poor match, Roy Edison defeated Strife in 5:51 by submission with an Arm Bar.</p><p>

3. In a match that had an average crowd reaction but featured terrible wrestling, Notorious F.R.E.A.K. defeated Martin Heath in 10:30 by pinfall with a Freak Out.</p><p>

4. In a match that had an average crowd reaction but featured terrible wrestling, Genocide Agent defeated Bleak in 5:56 by pinfall with a Hanging Powerslam.</p><p>

5. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Tony Wright defeated Grave Digger in 10:15 by pinfall with a Widow Maker.</p><p>

6. In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Ripper LeStat defeated Jonni Lowlife in 5:56 by pinfall with a Vlad's Impaler.</p><p>

7. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Colin Picalo defeated Simon Ice in 0:15 when they did Rock Paper Scissors, and Simon lost so he laid down for the pin.</p><p>

8. In a bout that had a good crowd and some decent in-ring action, Jimmy Razor defeated Suicide Agent in 15:30 by submission with a Figure Seven.</p><p>

9. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Jimmy Razor defeated Colin Picalo in 6:12 by pinfall with a Manhattan Project.</p><p>

10. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Davey London defeated Ripper LeStat in 9:36 by pinfall with a London's Bridge.</p><p>

11. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Genocide Agent defeated Notorious F.R.E.A.K. in 14:47 by pinfall with a Hanging Powerslam.</p><p>

12. In a match that had an average crowd reaction but featured terrible wrestling, Tony Wright defeated Roy Edison in 9:50 by pinfall with a Widow Maker.</p><p>

13. Candy Cox comes out and fires T-Shirts into the crowd.</p><p>

14. In a bout that had a good crowd and some decent in-ring action, Davey London defeated Jimmy Razor in 15:26 by pinfall with a London's Bridge.</p><p>

15. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Genocide Agent defeated Tony Wright in 15:15 by pinfall with a Hanging Powerslam.</p><p>

16. Emma Evans comes out and fires T-Shirts into the crowd.</p><p>

17. In a bout that had a good crowd but featured terrible wrestling, Genocide Agent defeated Davey London in 14:56 after the referee was knocked out, Jimmy Razor in a ref shirt comes out and hits Davey London with a chair, and Suicide Agent comes in, and the Elimination Agents hit the Deicide Bomb, Jimmy Razor counting the fall! Genocide Agent wins the HIW United Kingdom Cup title. </p><p> </p><p>

Grade: E+</p><p> </p><p>

Praise: Genocide Agent, Tony Wright, Davey London</p>

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<p><strong>HIW Volume 29</strong></p><p>

Saturday Week 4 September 2019</p><p>

Live at the Aston University Sports Hall, Attendance 864</p><p> </p><p>

1. In an extremely poor match, Martin Heath defeated Colin Picalo in 6:17 by pinfall with a Flying Fist Drop.</p><p>

2. Genocide Agent declares that as UK Cup winner, he gets to challenge for the English Heavyweight Title. Jimmy Razor comes out and says that wouldn't be fair, because you can't hold two titles at the same time. Razor instead is going to teach Davey London a lesson. Before he leaves, he warns Genocide that his girl is Genocide's boss.</p><p>

3. In an extremely poor match, Bleak defeated Simon Ice in 6:24 by pinfall with a Bleak House.</p><p>

4. In a match that had an average crowd reaction but featured terrible wrestling, The Video Nasties defeated Back Alley Fight Club in 10:21 when Notorious F.R.E.A.K. defeated Roy Edison by pinfall with an Obscene Exhibition.</p><p>

5. Andrew Lee has an interview in which he taunts Strife.</p><p>

6. In an extremely poor match, Andrew Lee defeated Strife in 6:02 by submission with a Choke Sleeper.</p><p>

7. Souls of Black have an interview in which they taunt The Elimination Agents.</p><p>

8. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, The Elimination Agents defeated Souls of Black in 15:25 when Genocide Agent defeated Ripper LeStat by pinfall with a Deicide Bomb. The Elimination Agents make defense number 7 of their HIW Birmingham Tag Team titles. </p><p>

9. Emma Evans and Razor have an interview in which they taunt Davey London.</p><p>

10. In a bout that had a good crowd and some decent in-ring action, Davey London drew with Jimmy Razor in 15:02 when the match descended into chaos after Genocide Agent and Suicide Agent became involved, attacking Davey London first, then turning on Jimmy Razor, double chokeslamming him before giving him a Deicide Bomb through a table.</p><p> </p><p>

Grade: D-</p><p>

Praise: Davey London, Suicide Agent, Genocide Agent</p>

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<p><strong>HIW Volume 30</strong></p><p>

Saturday Week 4 October 2019</p><p>

Live at the Aston University Sports Hall, Attendance 825</p><p> </p><p>

1. Jimmy Razor is in the ring to start the show, calling out Davey London. After London appears, Jimmy Razor declares that it's time to put aside differences and deal with serious business. So tonight, it's going to be Jimmy Razor and Davey London, vs the Elimination Agents... for the tag titles. London doesn't seem thrilled, and Emma Evans chimes in, telling London if the Agents win tonight, he's fired.</p><p>

2. In an extremely poor match, Colin Picalo defeated Bleak in 5:56 by pinfall with a Thunder Punch.</p><p>

3. Grave Digger cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Strife.</p><p>

4. In an extremely poor match, Grave Digger defeated Strife in 5:47 by pinfall with a R. I. P..</p><p>

5. Lowlife and LeStat cut a promo hyping their upcoming match with The Video Nasties.</p><p>

6. In a match that had an average crowd reaction but featured terrible wrestling, The Video Nasties defeated Back Alley Fight Club in 10:17 when Tony Wright defeated Jonni Lowlife by pinfall with an Obscene Exhibition.</p><p>

7. Simon Ice cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Martin Heath.</p><p>

8. In an extremely poor match, Martin Heath defeated Simon Ice in 5:33 by pinfall with a Flying Fist Drop.</p><p>

9. Andrew Lee cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Ripper LeStat.</p><p>

10. In a match that had an average crowd reaction but featured terrible wrestling, Andrew Lee defeated Ripper LeStat in 15:04 by submission with a Choke Sleeper.</p><p>

11. In a bout that had a good crowd and some decent in-ring action, Jimmy Razor and Davey London defeated The Elimination Agents in 15:11 when Jimmy Razor defeated Suicide Agent by pinfall after Davey broke up a Deicide Bomb attempt on Razor with a chairshot to Genocide, allowing Razor to use a top rope Papercut on Suicide to score the pinfall. Jimmy Razor and Davey London win the HIW Birmingham Tag Team titles. </p><p>

12. The new champions are awarded their titles... and Jimmy Razor decks Davey London from behind with his tag title belt!</p><p> </p><p>

Grade: D</p><p>

Praise: Davey London, Suicide Agent, Genocide Agent</p>

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