APWF:The Ballad of Mad Dog Mortimer…nobody is going to read this so what is the point

TakerNGN74 · February 3, 2014

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="BHK1978" data-cite="BHK1978" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37238" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>I actually had a question for the readers so I thought I would respond to the readers who were kind enough to post in here. My questions is... How important are match write-ups to you? I have never really been a huge fan of reading long match write-ups in the diaries of others, so I really do not value them all that much. For me personally I know I suck at them but I find myself writing longish ones for this diary and my SWF diary even though I set out not to do so. I also find myself typing the same stuff over and over again because in real life wrestlers pretty much do the same moves in their matches all of the time. Granted the placement might be different but for the most part it is the same match nearly all of the time. So I was wondering if people like shorter match write-ups like I did with the Elroy Blues vs. Quentin Queen match from the last show. Or do you like longer match write-ups like I did with the Four-Man Elimination match from the last show?</div></blockquote> I usually end up skipping match write ups if they are long, I only care about who won and how they won. So I personally would go with the shorter match write ups.

Zergon · February 3, 2014

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="BHK1978" data-cite="BHK1978" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37238" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>I actually had a question for the readers so I thought I would respond to the readers who were kind enough to post in here. My questions is... How important are match write-ups to you? I have never really been a huge fan of reading long match write-ups in the diaries of others, so I really do not value them all that much. For me personally I know I suck at them but I find myself writing longish ones for this diary and my SWF diary even though I set out not to do so. I also find myself typing the same stuff over and over again because in real life wrestlers pretty much do the same moves in their matches all of the time. Granted the placement might be different but for the most part it is the same match nearly all of the time. So I was wondering if people like shorter match write-ups like I did with the Elroy Blues vs. Quentin Queen match from the last show. Or do you like longer match write-ups like I did with the Four-Man Elimination match from the last show? </div></blockquote> The short answer is not important at all. I usually read match write-ups as long as they are short but the end result is more important to me than write-up. The only exception are the elimination matches were I at least like to know who eliminates who (since that will at times further or create new storylines).

Emark · February 3, 2014

I'll echo Taker and Zergon in that shorter write-ups work best. That being said, if an important match has been built up over time, I'll read how ever long the write up is to get the nuances.

Rickymex · February 3, 2014

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Zergon" data-cite="Zergon" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37238" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>The short answer is not important at all. I usually read match write-ups as long as they are short but the end result is more important to me than write-up. The only exception are the elimination matches were I at least like to know who eliminates who (since that will at times further or create new storylines).</div></blockquote> This. Don't care much about long write-ups unless it's a really important match say Vengeance vs Faith from Eisen-Verse or something epic. Smaller companies are more fun when they are quicker and easy too read.

BHK1978 · February 12, 2014

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Hostile Intent 2013

For the APWF Heavyweight Championship:

Bulldozer Brandon Smith © vs. Riley McManus

Curtis Jenkins vs. Lug Phelan

Nate DeMarcus vs. Quentin Queen

An APWF Newcomers match:

Mexican Superstar??? (Well you will get it when you see him...) Luchador Enmascarado vs. Chucky Dorrance

The American Cobras (James Malloy and Leftie Wilkes) vs. The Odd Squad (Mad Dog Mortimer and Penfold)

Jake Spillane vs. Jerry Martin

Kip Keenan vs. Ray Snow

Devyn Retribution vs. Mobstar

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ooc: Okay so I was (still am) a little hesitant to put this show up because after this show goes up I have no other shows written for this diary. It is not a huge deal because the match write-ups will probably be shorter from here on out because of the feedback that everyone gave me (Which was much appreciated, I would like to thank everyone who took the time to respond to my question.) and so I might churn out the shows a little quicker. The thing is, and this is something michgcs can attest to because I have told him this in the past, every so often I get into a funk where I just do not want to write and I am in one right now.

It will pass but I am not sure when it will. After I put this next show up I am going to focus on updating my SWF diary because it has not been updated since January. Therefore, the next show after this one will probably be up in a couple of weeks. Neither diary is dead by any means; there will just be a slower output of shows.

Also, for people who are familiar with the C-Verse, I know that Leftie Wilkes is not part of the American Cobras. However, in this diary he is because I am viewing the American Cobras as a sort of fight team like you have in MMA so the American Cobras in my diary would be more akin to Greg Jackson’s Jackson's Submission Fighting training camp than it would be to a tag team. I am doing this so if I lose one member for some reason I can always rotate a new worker into the slot and say they are part of the fight team.

One more thing, the front roster page is mostly up to date. I am having a hard time coming up with entrance themes for the American Cobras and Sudden Impact. So if anyone has any suggestions I am open to them.

michgcs · February 12, 2014

I know it's a bit late, but I wanted to comment on the match write-ups. It's 50-50 for me, really. It's relative to how built up the match is. The bigger the hype, the longer the match, I feel. Especially if it's going to be a classic A* match.

For the APWF Heavyweight Championship:

Bulldozer Brandon Smith © vs. Riley McManus

Curtis Jenkins vs. Lug Phelan

Heel vs Heel? Shenanigans!

Nate DeMarcus vs. Quentin Queen

Who can bet against that luscious red-orange hair? <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/rolleyes.png.4b097f4fbbe99ce5bcd5efbc1b773ed6.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

An APWF Newcomers match:

Mexican Superstar??? (Well you will get it when you see him...) Luchador Enmascarado vs. Chucky Dorrance

Since I don't know who both guys are, I'm going with the guy with ??? on his side lol

The American Cobras (James Malloy and Leftie Wilkes) vs. The Odd Squad (Mad Dog Mortimer and Penfold)

It's his Ballad but as long as he keeps barking like a dog... <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

Jake Spillane vs. Jerry Martin

Kip Keenan vs. Ray Snow

Devyn Retribution vs. Mobstar

It's weird seeing the tag guys going singles, but unless it's for a storyline I don't think either Snow or Devyn are gonna win

Jingo · February 12, 2014

For the APWF Heavyweight Championship:

Bulldozer Brandon Smith © vs. Riley McManus

Curtis Jenkins vs. Lug Phelan

Nate DeMarcus vs. Quentin Queen

An APWF Newcomers match:

Mexican Superstar??? (Well you will get it when you see him...) Luchador Enmascarado vs. Chucky Dorrance

The American Cobras (James Malloy and Leftie Wilkes) vs. The Odd Squad (Mad Dog Mortimer and Penfold)

Jake Spillane vs. Jerry Martin

Kip Keenan vs. Ray Snow

Devyn Retribution vs. Mobstar

Zergon · February 12, 2014

For the APWF Heavyweight Championship:

Bulldozer Brandon Smith © vs. Riley McManus

I just don´t see Riley getting the main belt.

Curtis Jenkins vs. Lug Phelan

I would normally go with Phelan but I figure that Jenkins is still slightly more over and so far you have mostly picked the more popular guy as winner.

Nate DeMarcus vs. Quentin Queen

No idea about popularity levels for these two so I just go with personal preference.

An APWF Newcomers match:

Mexican Superstar??? (Well you will get it when you see him...) Luchador Enmascarado vs. Chucky Dorrance

My mind draws blank for both of these two but since the Mexican guy is "Superstar", guess I can as well buy the hype and go with him. <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

The American Cobras (James Malloy and Leftie Wilkes) vs. The Odd Squad (Mad Dog Mortimer and Penfold)

Syrely Cobras are the more talented team here.

Jake Spillane vs. Jerry Martin

Kip Keenan vs. Ray Snow

Devyn Retribution vs. Mobstar

All three matches fall into singles guy over tag guy mold.

Kitarzu · February 12, 2014

For the APWF Heavyweight Championship:

Bulldozer Brandon Smith © vs. Riley McManus

Curtis Jenkins vs. Lug Phelan

Nate DeMarcus vs. Quentin Queen

An APWF Newcomers match:

Mexican Superstar??? (Well you will get it when you see him...) Luchador Enmascarado vs. Chucky Dorrance

The American Cobras (James Malloy and Leftie Wilkes) vs. The Odd Squad (Mad Dog Mortimer and Penfold)

Jake Spillane vs. Jerry Martin

Kip Keenan vs. Ray Snow

Devyn Retribution vs. Mobstar

Rickymex · February 12, 2014

For the APWF Heavyweight Championship:
Bulldozer Brandon Smith © vs. Riley McManus

Curtis Jenkins vs. Lug Phelan

Nate DeMarcus vs. Quentin Queen

An APWF Newcomers match:
Mexican Superstar??? (Well you will get it when you see him...) Luchador Enmascarado vs. Chucky Dorrance

The American Cobras (James Malloy and Leftie Wilkes) vs. The Odd Squad (Mad Dog Mortimer and Penfold)

Jake Spillane vs. Jerry Martin

Kip Keenan vs. Ray Snow

Devyn Retribution vs. Mobstar

Second This

Emark · February 12, 2014

Bulldozer Brandon Smith © vs. Riley McManus

Curtis Jenkins vs. Lug Phelan Draw/Double DQ

Nate DeMarcus vs. Quentin Queen

An APWF Newcomers match:

Mexican Superstar??? (Well you will get it when you see him...) Luchador Enmascarado vs. Chucky Dorrance

The American Cobras (James Malloy and Leftie Wilkes) vs. The Odd Squad (Mad Dog Mortimer and Penfold)

Jake Spillane vs. Jerry Martin

Kip Keenan vs. Ray Snow

Devyn Retribution vs. Mobstar

TakerNGN74 · February 13, 2014

Bulldozer Brandon Smith © vs. Riley McManus

Curtis Jenkins vs. Lug Phelan

Nate DeMarcus vs. Quentin Queen

An APWF Newcomers match:

Mexican Superstar??? (Well you will get it when you see him...) Luchador Enmascarado vs. Chucky Dorrance

The American Cobras (James Malloy and Leftie Wilkes) vs. The Odd Squad (Mad Dog Mortimer and Penfold)

Jake Spillane vs. Jerry Martin

Kip Keenan vs. Ray Snow

Devyn Retribution vs. Mobstar

BHK1978 · February 15, 2014

<div style="text-align:center;">APWF: Hostile Intent 2013 <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/APWF/APWF_zpsc5d95126-1.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/APWF/APWF_zpsc5d95126-1.jpg</a> Location: Trenton, New Jersey Attendance: 133 Overall Show Rating: 38</div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37238" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/APWF/DaneOHara_zps91545215.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/APWF/DaneOHara_zps91545215.jpg</a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/APWF/VenusAngeletti_zps3cfd3320.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/APWF/VenusAngeletti_zps3cfd3320.jpg</a></div> [The show begins with Dane O’Hara introducing himself and his broadcast partner Venus Angeletti and together they welcome the fans to the show. Before Dane and Venus are able to discuss the matches that are going to be on the card that night, New York Red approaches the announcer’s desk and grabs a microphone from off the announcer’s table.]</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37238" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/APWF/NewYorkRed_zps4103fb1b.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/APWF/NewYorkRed_zps4103fb1b.jpg</a> New York Red: I want all you folks in attendance to look upon da future of professional wrestling…Mister Quentin Queen! [Quentin walks out from behind the backstage curtain and the fans of Trenton, New Jersey are less than thrilled to see him. New York Red claps as his client stands next to him.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/APWF/NewYorkRed_zps4103fb1b.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/APWF/NewYorkRed_zps4103fb1b.jpg</a> New York Red: Now Quentin tonight you’ve got to face some jobbah named Nate DeMarcus… <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/APWF/QuentinQueen_zps7fcf84dc.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/APWF/QuentinQueen_zps7fcf84dc.jpg</a> Quentin Queen: Nate De who? <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/APWF/NewYorkRed_zps4103fb1b.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/APWF/NewYorkRed_zps4103fb1b.jpg</a> New York Red: I don’t know he’s some sorta tag team wrestler who’s nottin but a big slug in da ring. You should take care of im pretty easily. <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/APWF/QuentinQueen_zps7fcf84dc.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/APWF/QuentinQueen_zps7fcf84dc.jpg</a> Quentin Queen: Red I am bored when are the APWF booking committee going to find me opponents that will challenge my technical expertise? <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/APWF/NewYorkRed_zps4103fb1b.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/APWF/NewYorkRed_zps4103fb1b.jpg</a> New York Red: That I couldn’t tell ya kid. All I know is tonight you’ve gotta beat this Nate De jobbah so we can call it a night. <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/APWF/QuentinQueen_zps7fcf84dc.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/APWF/QuentinQueen_zps7fcf84dc.jpg</a> Quentin Queen: If I must… [Red and Quentin then walk down to the ring for the next match of the evening.]</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37238" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/APWF/NateDeMarcus_zps46727746.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/APWF/NateDeMarcus_zps46727746.jpg</a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/APWF/vs6.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/APWF/vs6.jpg</a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/APWF/QuentinQueen_zps7fcf84dc.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/APWF/QuentinQueen_zps7fcf84dc.jpg</a> with <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/APWF/NewYorkRed_zps4103fb1b.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/APWF/NewYorkRed_zps4103fb1b.jpg</a> Nate DeMarcus vs. Quentin Queen with New York Red Match:</div> <ul><li>Nate was anything but a jobber in this match. </li><li>Right out of the gate the much bigger and powerful Nate tossed Quentin around the ring like a rag doll. </li><li>Nothing that Quentin threw at Nate even fazed the big man. </li><li>Quentin left the ring and began consulting with Red about what he should do in order to get an advantage against Nate. </li><li>Red tells Quentin, “Don’t worry about nuttin kid”, as he handed Red a pair of brass knuckles (Which Referee David Poker did not see of course, the dude must need glasses). </li><li>As soon as Quentin reenters the ring, Red jumps up on to the ring apron and begins yelling at Referee David Poker about some sort of slight. </li><li>While the referee is distracted Quentin nails Nate with a right hook (His right hand just so happens to have brass knuckles on them) which causes the big man to fold like a house of cards. </li><li>Quentin then decides to add insult to injury by hitting Nate with his finisher the Q-Ball. </li><li>Quentin covers Nate and secures a victory.</li></ul></div></blockquote> <div style="text-align:center;">Winner: Quentin Queen Time: 10:29 Match Rating: 23</div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37238" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>[Venus Angeletti is standing in the interview area with the newest member of the APWF roster Luchador Enmascarado.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/APWF/VenusAngeletti_zps3cfd3320.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/APWF/VenusAngeletti_zps3cfd3320.jpg</a> Venus Angeletti: Luchador Enmascarado, I would like to be the first person to welcome you to the APWF. Now I understand you are a very famous wrestler from Mexico, what has brought you to America? [Note Luchador Enmascarado does not speak a word of English, therefore when he actually spoke during the interview it was in Spanish. The following is a rough translation of what he said.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/APWF/CVFP_MaskedMale_112_zpsfbff1747.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/APWF/CVFP_MaskedMale_112_zpsfbff1747.jpg</a> Luchador Enmascarado: I have come in search of the New Jersey Devil. I heard he lurks in the woods up here and I wanted to ask him if he thinks he could beat Chupacabra in a fight to the death. If he can then I will ask him if I can escort him back to Mexico so that he can stop the Chupacabra from eating my goats. I will not allow that foul vermin to eat any more of my goats! I also came up here because I was told that there would be doughnuts for me. I am never one to turn down an offer of doughnuts. I have not received any doughnuts so I am a little miffed over that. People should understand that once you make an offer of doughnuts you should not rescind that offer. [Venus, who has no idea what Enmascarado just said, nods her head in agreement and smiles.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/APWF/VenusAngeletti_zps3cfd3320.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/APWF/VenusAngeletti_zps3cfd3320.jpg</a> Venus Angeletti: Well good luck in your match tonight…</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37238" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/APWF/CVFP_MaskedMale_112_zpsfbff1747.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/APWF/CVFP_MaskedMale_112_zpsfbff1747.jpg</a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/APWF/vs6.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/APWF/vs6.jpg</a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/APWF/ChuckyDorrance_zps2f1c86f6.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/APWF/ChuckyDorrance_zps2f1c86f6.jpg</a> Luchador Enmascarado vs. Chucky Dorrance Match:</div> <ul><li>Dane O’Hara notes that this is the debut match for both of these young competitors. </li><li>This match was a very fast moving high flying affair. </li><li>In the end, Luchador Enmascarado was able to pick up the victory after he took Chucky down with his finisher Voltear la cara trituradora.</li></ul></div></blockquote> <div style="text-align:center;">Winner: Luchador Enmascarado Time: 8:55 Match Rating: 22</div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37238" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>[Herb Stately and his motley crew come out to the interview area which is right next to the announcer’s desk. Herb naturally has Mad Dog on a leash and Mad Dog is on all fours. Jerry is mumbling some inaudible stuff to himself.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/APWF/HerbStately_zpsc375d6c4.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/APWF/HerbStately_zpsc375d6c4.jpg</a> Herb Stately: Leftie…Leftie…Leftie…you are one stupid fool. Now it is a known fact that most people from Boston are dumb so your stupidity might simply be a case of the environment you were brought up in. Anyway that is neither here nor there, what is important is the fact that you thought you could bring your little gang out here and they would somehow save you from the Odd Squad. Do you honestly think that you and your little fight team can stand toe-to-toe against these men? If you do then you are more insane than Jerry. [Jerry stops mumbling to himself and looks sadly at Herb. Herb, realizing he had hurt Jerry’s feelings pats his client on the back and apologizes to him.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/APWF/HerbStately_zpsc375d6c4.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/APWF/HerbStately_zpsc375d6c4.jpg</a> Herb Stately: Not that you are crazy or anything Jerry…I am just trying to make a point here. Anyway, Leftie in a few short minutes Mad Dog and Penfold are going to destroy you and your little training partner Mallory. Then later on tonight Jerry is going to crack open Spillane’s skull just because he can. We are going to send the three of you back to your fight camp in body casts. But don’t worry we’ll be sure to sign those casts for you boys. [Jerry tilts his head for a moment before he starts to do a jig. He then says in a singsong voice…] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/APWF/JerryMartin_zps3fc8b91e.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/APWF/JerryMartin_zps3fc8b91e.jpg</a> Jerry Martin: Roses are red, violets are blue, and tonight we’re going to make sure the members of American Cobras are too… [With that the Odd Squad leaves the interview area and head over to the ring.]</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37238" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/APWF/MarvelMalloy_zpsf99fd887.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/APWF/MarvelMalloy_zpsf99fd887.jpg</a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/APWF/LeftieWilkes_zpsc193675c.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/APWF/LeftieWilkes_zpsc193675c.jpg</a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/APWF/vs6.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/APWF/vs6.jpg</a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/APWF/MadDogMortimer_zps37367ff0.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/APWF/MadDogMortimer_zps37367ff0.jpg</a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/APWF/PenfoldPerdition_zps816c2d77.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/APWF/PenfoldPerdition_zps816c2d77.jpg</a>with <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/APWF/HerbStately_zpsc375d6c4.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/APWF/HerbStately_zpsc375d6c4.jpg</a> The American Cobras (James Malloy and Leftie Wilkes) vs. The Odd Squad (Mad Dog Mortimer and Penfold) with Herb Stately Match:</div> <ul><li>As soon as the bell rings Mad Dog and Penfold go after their opponents, Penfold whips Leftie into a corner and then nails Leftie with a splash. </li><li>Mallory manages to get the best of Mad Dog and Mad Dog leaves the ring like a…well like a scolded dog. </li><li>Mallory then turns his attention to the much larger Penfold. </li><li>Mallory hits Penfold with hard-hitting chops to the chest, thundering kicks to the legs and vicious strikes to the face. </li><li>This hard-hitting offense causes Penfold aka the Big Baby to burst into tears in the middle of the ring, Penfold quickly pleads for his manager Herb Stately to make Mallory stop hitting him so hard. </li><li>Tonight was clearly not the Odd Squad’s night as they were on the defensive for much of the match. </li><li>Mallory secured the victory for his team after he brought Penfold down via his finisher the Marvel Breaker.</li></ul></div></blockquote> <div style="text-align:center;">Winners: The American Cobras Time: 6:46 Match Rating: 20</div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37238" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/APWF/StormSpillane_zps7c455660.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/APWF/StormSpillane_zps7c455660.jpg</a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/APWF/vs6.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/APWF/vs6.jpg</a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/APWF/JerryMartin_zps3fc8b91e.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/APWF/JerryMartin_zps3fc8b91e.jpg</a> with <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/APWF/HerbStately_zpsc375d6c4.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/APWF/HerbStately_zpsc375d6c4.jpg</a> Jake Spillane vs. Jerry Martin with Herb Stately Match:</div> <ul><li>As soon as the bell sounds both men begin to duke it out in the center of the ring, whenever Jake would hit Jerry with a punch the crowd would cheer. Whenever Jerry would hit Jake with a punch the crowd would boo. </li><li>Jerry was briefly in control of the match until the fans began to chant, “Jerry’s crazy!” </li><li>This chant distracted the clearly insane Jerry so much so that he went over to one of the corners of the ring and began to head butt the top turnbuckle. </li><li>Jake used this to his advantage and was able to mount a comeback. </li><li>Sadly for Jake it was a very short lived comeback, for once Herb realized that his client might be defeated he jumped up on the ring apron and distracted Referee David Poker. </li><li>Jerry used this distraction to take a chain out of his trunks and wraps into around his left fist. </li><li>Jerry then nails Jake with a Discus Punch, using his left fist naturally, which knocks Jake out. </li><li>Jerry then picks up the victory after pinning Jake.</li></ul></div></blockquote> <div style="text-align:center;">Winner: Jerry Martin Time: 10:31 Match Rating: 25</div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37238" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/APWF/KipKeenan_zps8e513e27.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/APWF/KipKeenan_zps8e513e27.jpg</a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/APWF/vs6.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/APWF/vs6.jpg</a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/APWF/RaySnow_zps76b5ee60.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/APWF/RaySnow_zps76b5ee60.jpg</a> Kip Keenan vs. Ray Snow Match:</div> <ul><li>Kip and Ray began the match in a striking battle as both men hit their opponent with stiff kicks and murderous punches. </li><li>Ray decides he has enough of this striking war and he manages to knee Kip in the gut. </li><li>Ray then takes control of the match using his precision wrestling to keep Kip down. </li><li>During this portion of the match Ray tries multiple pin attempts but there is nothing doing as Kip is still strong enough to kick out. </li><li>At this point the fans begin to chant, “USA” (Despite the fact that Ray is from Minnesota, the chant was meant to motivate Kip.). </li><li>Kip fed off the crowd’s energy and began to mount a comeback. </li><li>Kip then hit Ray with three Belly To Belly suplexes in a row, this was enough to assure that Ray would not be getting up when Kip pinned him for the victory.</li></ul></div></blockquote> <div style="text-align:center;">Winner: Kip Keenan Time: 12:33 Match Rating: 31</div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37238" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>[Dane O’Hara informs us that the clip we are about to watch was shot earlier in the day. We see Mobstar standing in front of a rundown liquor store holding a bag which one would presume contains some sort of adult beverage in it.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/APWF/Mobstar_zps505736c5.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/APWF/Mobstar_zps505736c5.jpg</a> Mobstar: I got told that I’m going to be facing some young brother named Devyn Retribution tonight. Well first off I’ve got to wonder what kind of name Devyn Retribution is for a young brother. Surely that ain’t yo Christian name cuz if it is yo parents are some whack folks. Devyn an O.G. like me can’t be held accountable for what he does to folks with stupid names. So enter the ring tonight at your own risk. Cuz tonight I’m gonna be handing out some street justice and you are gonna be just another one of my victims fool.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37238" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/APWF/DevynRetribution_zpsade9ad5f.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/APWF/DevynRetribution_zpsade9ad5f.jpg</a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/APWF/vs6.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/APWF/vs6.jpg</a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/APWF/Mobstar_zps505736c5.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/APWF/Mobstar_zps505736c5.jpg</a> Devyn Retribution vs. Mobstar Match:</div> <ul><li>Mobstar greatly underestimated his opponent and due to this fact Devny was able to gain an advantage during the early portion of the match. </li><li>Devyn hit Mobstar with some impressive suplexes but every time Devyn would try to pin Mobstar, Mobstar would show his excellent ring awareness and somehow find the ring ropes in order to get out of the pin attempt. </li><li>Mobstar was able to get back into the match and he soon took Devyn down with a Flattener DDT.</li></ul></div></blockquote> <div style="text-align:center;">Winner: Mobstar Time: 12:33 Match Rating: 32</div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37238" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>[A video package is shown detailing why there is animosity between Curtis Jenkins and Lug Phelan. We see Lug deserting his Curtis during their match at Battle in Brooklyn. We are shown highlights of last month’s number one contenders match when Curtis helped Kip and Riley eliminate Lug from the match. After the clips are done we are shown short talking segments with both combatants.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/APWF/CurtisJenkins_zps413f3705.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/APWF/CurtisJenkins_zps413f3705.jpg</a> Curtis Jenkins: Lug…you might be the angriest man in professional wrestling but last month you probably could add a new moniker to your name mate. I think you should be called the littlest bitch in professional wrestling because that was actually what you were last month when you pleaded with me to help you out during that four-way match. Lug no amount of pleading will save you from the beating you’re about to receive mate. <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/APWF/LugPhelan_zps6f98804e.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/APWF/LugPhelan_zps6f98804e.jpg</a> Lug Phelan: Well tonight I get to kick the ass out of a bloody Limey and get paid for it! That is me dream boyo. Curtis tonight I’m gonna go dun to the ring a take revenge on ya, but it isn’t personal revenge boyo. No me lad…it will be revenge for the voiceless people of Ireland who have never had a chance to fight back against their English overlords after nearly five hundred years of English oppression.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37238" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/APWF/CurtisJenkins_zps413f3705.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/APWF/CurtisJenkins_zps413f3705.jpg</a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/APWF/vs6.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/APWF/vs6.jpg</a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/APWF/LugPhelan_zps6f98804e.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/APWF/LugPhelan_zps6f98804e.jpg</a> Curtis Jenkins vs. Lug Phelan Match:</div> <ul><li>Right from the start of the match it was clear what each man wanted to do to the other from a strategic standpoint. </li><li>Curtis wanted to take Lug to the mat so that he could lock Lug into one of the various submission holds that he had in his arsenal, while Lug wanted to keep the match standing up so that he could destroy Curtis with is bone shattering strikes. </li><li>While both men are known to not adhere to the rule it was clear that Curtis was considered the “fan favorite” of the match as the fans seemed to be behind him. </li><li>Both men were not above taking cheap shots at their opponent as both Curtis and Lug used underhanded tactics on each other to gain an advantage. </li><li>In the end Curtis was able to pick up the victory and extend Lug’s losing streak when he hit Lug with a Fisherman’s Suplex.</li></ul></div></blockquote> <div style="text-align:center;">Winner: Curtis Jenkins Time: 16:30 Match Rating: 25</div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37238" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>[We are shown a video package hyping the next match where both men talk favorably about their opponent. Bulldozer says that Riley is a one of his closest friends in real life but once the two of them step into the ring he will put his friendship aside and focus on beating Riley. Riley talks about how even though he has beaten Brandon in the past he has yet to do so in APWF. He goes on to say that tonight would be the perfect night to beat Brandon because if he wins tonight he will be walking out of the ring as the next APWF Heavyweight Champion.]</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37238" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">The following match is for the APWF Heavyweight Championship: <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/APWF/APWF_Heavyweight_zps3a8ef218.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/APWF/APWF_Heavyweight_zps3a8ef218.jpg</a> <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/APWF/BulldozerBrandonSmith_alt1_zps9d726969.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/APWF/BulldozerBrandonSmith_alt1_zps9d726969.jpg</a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/APWF/vs6.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/APWF/vs6.jpg</a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/APWF/RileyMcManus_zps6abc9dd3.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/APWF/RileyMcManus_zps6abc9dd3.jpg</a> Bulldozer Brandon Smith © vs. Riley McManus Match:</div> <ul><li>Both men shake hands prior to the start of the match to show the mutual respect they have for each other. </li><li>Much like their prior meeting here in APWF, as soon as the bell rang both men began exchanging stiff strikes in the center of the ring. </li><li>The much stronger Brandon came out the better in this exchange and he was soon in firm control of the match. </li><li>Brandon dominated for a few minutes until Riley was able to mount a comeback. </li><li>The next part of the match saw both men getting an equal amount of offense in and both men managed to get in some near falls. </li><li>The fans were split 50/50 as to who they wanted to see win the match and both men earned cheers whenever they would break out of their opponent’s pin attempt. </li><li>After an intense part of the match where there was multiple pin attempts in a row by both men, Brandon was able to drop Riley with an Inverted Piledriver and after he hit that it was over as Brandon pinned Riley for the victory.</li></ul></div></blockquote> <div style="text-align:center;">Winner and still APWF Heavyweight Champion: Bulldozer Brandon Smith Time: 21:22 Match Rating: 47 </div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37238" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Quick Results: Quentin Queen defeated Nate DeMarcus Luchador Enmascarado defeated Chucky Dorrance The American Cobras (James Malloy and Leftie Wilkes) defeated The Odd Squad (Mad Dog Mortimer and Penfold) Jerry Martin defeated Jake Spillane Kip Keenan defeated Ray Snow Mobstar defeated Devyn Retribution Curtis Jenkins defeated Lug Phelan Bulldozer Brandon Smith defeated Riley McManus; this was Brandon Smith’s third defense of the APWF Title.</div></div></blockquote> <div style="text-align:center;">Diary Table Of Contents: <a href="http://www.greydogsoftware.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1944524&postcount=2" rel="external nofollow">APWF Roster</a>, <a href="http://www.greydogsoftware.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1944525&postcount=3" rel="external nofollow">APWF Title Histories</a>, <a href="http://www.greydogsoftware.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1944526&postcount=4" rel="external nofollow">Past APWF Shows</a></div> I would like to thank everyone who predicted. Here are the results of the contest… <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37238" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Prediction Results: TakerNGN74 26/32 Rickymex 25/32 Michgcs 24/32 Zergon 24/32 Kitarzu 23/32 Emark 21/32 Jingo 16/32 Flaviooooo 14/32 Voeltzwagon 7/32 Midnightnick 4/32</div></div></blockquote> As always check my math as it is always possible I made a mistake. <div style="text-align:center;">Post Show Thoughts:</div> 1. I have a feeling that Luchador Enmascarado is either going to be a character that people either love or hate. The promo was kind of stupid but it was supposed to be. There is an MAW wrestler under that mask and if you translate his finisher you could probably figure out who it is. 2. This was a real easy show picks wise as I think everyone either got them all right or just one or two wrong. Which is understandable because there were a lot of tag wrestlers wrestling in singles matches.

michgcs · February 17, 2014

-Quentin Queen is soooo dreamy <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/rolleyes.png.4b097f4fbbe99ce5bcd5efbc1b773ed6.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

-I loved that loose translation from Luchador Enmascarado! Now just how rough that translation was, I dunno <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

-How's Chucky Dorrance skills-wise? Dude looks like a stone-faced serial killer, a la Sam Shaw

-Mobstar talking in the 3rd person > any other version of Mobstar

-I translated Luchadore E's finisher but I still don't know who it is. I don't think I want to know! <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

Rickymex · February 17, 2014

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="michgcs" data-cite="michgcs" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37238" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div> -I translated Luchadore E's finisher but I still don't know who it is. I don't think I want to know! <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></div></blockquote> Same here. Couldn't figure it out. Thinking Max Mayhem or another high flier guy with at least decent skills.

Kitarzu · February 17, 2014

It's not that difficult.

Hint: Consecutive letters...

BHK1978 · March 3, 2014

<div style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/APWF/APWF_zpsc5d95126-1.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/APWF/APWF_zpsc5d95126-1.jpg</a> Glory Days 2013 For the APWF Heavyweight Championship: Bulldozer Brandon Smith© vs. Curtis Jenkins Riley McManus vs. Mobstar Kip Keenan vs. Chucky Dorrance Luchador Enmascarado vs. Ray Snow ??? vs. Lug Phelan The American Cobras (Mallory, Spillane, Wilkes) vs. The Odd Squad (Mad Dog, Martin, Penfold) The Blues Boys vs. The debuting team of Trust No One (Super Sonic & Whitehorse Whittaker) <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/APWF/AWPF_altbanner_zps48bd014a.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/APWF/AWPF_altbanner_zps48bd014a.jpg</a></div> This show will be up soon. I really cannot give an actual day but it will be up sometime this week. I have like five more sections to write and I should be able to do that over the course of the next couple of days. I forgot to add that one match will end in a draw. <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="michgcs" data-cite="michgcs" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37238" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>-Quentin Queen is soooo dreamy <img alt=":rolleyes:" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/rolleyes.png.4b097f4fbbe99ce5bcd5efbc1b773ed6.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> -I loved that loose translation from Luchador Enmascarado! Now just how rough that translation was, I dunno <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> -How's Chucky Dorrance skills-wise? Dude looks like a stone-faced serial killer, a la Sam Shaw -Mobstar talking in the 3rd person > any other version of Mobstar -I translated Luchadore E's finisher but I still don't know who it is. I don't think I want to know! <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></div></blockquote> Don't kill me but I could not fit Double Q onto the main card for this show. Don't worry he wrestled in a dark match the results of which I will not be posting on here because it involved three heels.<img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Chucky is a decent Cruiserweight. He is a 73 in basics, 59 in psychology, 45 in aerial. In regards to Luchadore E, well you are not very familiar with the C-Verse so that might be why you can't figure out who he is. He is a 2011 graduate from the Mid Atlantic Boot Camp. <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Kitarzu" data-cite="Kitarzu" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37238" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>It's not that difficult. Hint: Consecutive letters...</div></blockquote> That is exactly who it is...<img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> One more thing, I am still in the process of updating the APWF Roster page. I just added Luchadore Enmascarado's theme song. Yes I know it is one of the worst songs ever but it fits.

TakerNGN74 · March 3, 2014

Bulldozer Brandon Smith© vs. Curtis Jenkins

Riley McManus vs. Mobstar - Draw

Kip Keenan vs. Chucky Dorrance

Luchador Enmascarado vs. Ray Snow

??? vs. Lug Phelan

The American Cobras (Mallory, Spillane, Wilkes) vs. The Odd Squad (Mad Dog, Martin, Penfold)

The Blues Boys vs. The debuting team of Trust No One (Super Sonic & Whitehorse Whittaker)

Kitarzu · March 3, 2014

For the APWF Heavyweight Championship:

Bulldozer Brandon Smith © vs. Curtis Jenkins

Riley McManus vs. Mobstar

Kip Keenan vs. Chucky Dorrance

Luchador Enmascarado vs. Ray Snow

??? vs. Lug Phelan

The American Cobras (Mallory, Spillane, Wilkes) vs. The Odd Squad (Mad Dog, Martin, Penfold)

The Blues Boys vs. The debuting team of Trust No One (Super Sonic & Whitehorse Whittaker)

Zergon · March 3, 2014

For the APWF Heavyweight Championship:

Bulldozer Brandon Smith© vs. Curtis Jenkins

I just don´t see Jenkins winning this one.

Riley McManus vs. Mobstar

Mobstar still gets my vote as most likely guy to beat Smith for the belt so I´m not going to pick against him all that much.

Kip Keenan vs. Chucky Dorrance

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Luchador Enmascarado vs. Ray Snow

I would love to go with Snow but I just don´t see him getting the win.

??? vs. Lug Phelan

This is probably a wrong spot but I pick the draw here.

The American Cobras (Mallory, Spillane, Wilkes) vs. The Odd Squad (Mad Dog, Martin, Penfold)

I like American Cobras and don´t really care about Odd Squad (Other than Martin) so yeah, I´m playing favorites here.

The Blues Boys vs. The debuting team of Trust No One (Super Sonic & Whitehorse Whittaker)

Super Sonic is one of those guys who I don´t see winning much and as a result I almost instantly pick the opponent in any match he´s in. This time I managed to stop myself to do so but it was a close call. <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

Emark · March 3, 2014

Bulldozer Brandon Smith© vs. Curtis Jenkins

Riley McManus vs. Mobstar- Draw

Kip Keenan vs. Chucky Dorrance

Luchador Enmascarado vs. Ray Snow

??? vs. Lug Phelan

The American Cobras (Mallory, Spillane, Wilkes) vs. The Odd Squad (Mad Dog, Martin, Penfold)

The Blues Boys vs. The debuting team of Trust No One (Super Sonic & Whitehorse Whittaker)

michgcs · March 4, 2014

I understand. Q-Double's not exactly a main eventer so he doesn't have to be in every show <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

For the APWF Heavyweight Championship:

Bulldozer Brandon Smith© vs. Curtis Jenkins

I can foresee a long reign but it wouldn't hurt to give him an actual story against an APWF guy

Riley McManus vs. Mobstar

Kip Keenan vs. Chucky Dorrance

Sorry, Chucky...

Luchador Enmascarado vs. Ray Snow

??? vs. Lug Phelan

Lately your ???s have been jobbers who aren't over, so Lug gets the win

The American Cobras (Mallory, Spillane, Wilkes) vs. The Odd Squad (Mad Dog, Martin, Penfold)

The Odd Squad? More like the JOB Squad, am I right? (Yes I take full credit for that joke <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/rolleyes.png.4b097f4fbbe99ce5bcd5efbc1b773ed6.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> )

The Blues Boys vs. The debuting team of Trust No One (Super Sonic & Whitehorse Whittaker)

I like the sudden influx of teams

BHK1978 · March 5, 2014

APWF: Glory Days 2013

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Location: Syracuse, New York

Attendance: 262

Overall Show Rating: 36

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[The show begins at the announcer’s table where Dane O’Hara introduces himself and his broadcast partner Venus Angeletti and together they welcome the fans to the show. Dane and Venus then begin to run down the matches that are scheduled for this evening but before they can finish their intro a video disrupts the live feed.]

[As the video begins to play all we the viewers see is darkness. Moments later the theme music from the X-Files begins to play as two men walk on screen. The larger of the two men is wearing a worn plaid shirt, while the other man is wearing a Hawaiian shirt. The man wearing the Hawaiian shirt begins to speak.]

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Carl Zapcic: We are the two men that the United States government would love to silence. We know the truth, we not only want to believe…we do believe.

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Don Whittaker: We come to the APWF to spread the truth about stuff the American government would not like you to hear. My friend and I are going to provide the voice for the voiceless. We have intimate knowledge of all of the secrets that the American government is trying to keep silent.

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Carl Zapcic: We know about Area 51, we know about the FEMA death camps, we know about the Lizard Men that live in the Great Salt Lake in Utah, we know about the secret homeless socialist army who want to take away our freedoms. But most importantly we know why Ronald McDonald no longer appears on television…

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Don Whittaker: The truth is out there…trust no one!

[The video comes to an end and we return to the announcer’s table where both Dane and Venus sit looking at each other with a confused look on their respective faces. Dane shrugs his shoulders and we head to the ring for the first match of the evening.]

Angle rating: 8

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The Blues Boys vs. Trust No One

Match:

Right out of the gate the new team of TNO was in control of the match as they managed to isolate Elroy in their corner of the ring.

A good portion of the crowd began singing, “I’m a soul man”, which seemed to breathe new life into Elroy as he was able to fight his way out of TNO’s corner.

Elroy tagged his brother into the match and B.W. came in strong knocking both Don and Carl down.

Instead of going for the pin, B.W. decided to dace in the center of the ring.

Of course B.W. would regret doing this, like he always does, as Don got back up to his feet and dropped B.W. via his finisher the Canadian Stun Gun.

Winners: Trust No One

Time: 8:35

Match Rating: 23

[Herb Stately leads the members of the Odd Squad into the interview area. Mad Dog is on all fours and Herb is walking him with a leash, Penfold looks like he is about to cry, and Jerry is muttering inaudibly to himself.]

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Herb Stately: The American Cobras, the three of you claim to be a fight team but you look more like a college frat house. You guys are all clean-cut dudes…the type of guys that every straight woman swoons for and ever guy wants to be. Well that is good for you guys, you can come out here wearing your fancy matching trunks, with not a hair on your head out of place.

That is your style…but that is certainly not the style of my boys here. You see these three men have never been studs. They have never had money so that they could wear fancy wrestling trunks. You see the three men that surround me right here have had to fight for everything they have earned.

This man right here (He points to Jerry Martin) has spent the greater part of his adult life locked up in an insane asylum. Now he is not crazy…a little confused perhaps but certainly not crazy, but society thinks he is crazy. It was society that deemed he was crazy because he was different. Yes Jerry likes to bash people’s heads open just to see the bleed but should he have been locked away from society?

No not at all. He should have been able to flourish in society. Not locked away like some sort of lunatic.

This man’s (He “pets” the top of Mad Dog’s bald head.) mother deemed him to be so ugly that she abandoned him behind a dumpster. This man was raised by a pack of feral dogs and so he does not understand the “rules” of our society. Mad Dog doesn’t know how to use a human toilet and so he marks his territory the only way he knows how. The members of society do not want to be forced to look upon such a grotesque looking individual and yet when he does something society deems to be wrong…well he his quickly punished for his actions.

As for Penfold…well he has the mind of a baby and the body of a Sumo wrestler so you can only imagine how your society has treated him.

American Cobras I am not here tell you this because I want you to pity these men. No I am here to tell you that these three men are the polar opposites of you. The three of you can live normal lives but these three men do not know of normality. Because of that, they will destroy you three because I have told them to do so. Leftie, Spillane, Mallory I have just given three of you a cautionary tale and it is never too late to walk away and not fight this battle. I hope the three of you have that much sense.

Oh and Mallory my hair is one hundred percent real. I do not wear a hair piece!

[Jerry Martin creepily smiles at the camera for a moment before saying…]

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Jerry Martin: Jerry…crazy? Ha, ha, ha.

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The American Cobras (Mallory, Spillane, Wilkes) vs. The Odd Squad (Mad Dog, Martin, Penfold) with Herb Stately

Match:

All six men began brawling in the ring before the bell even sounded to start the match.

Referee David Poker tried desperately to bring order to this match but it simply was not meant to be.

Wilkes and Martin ended up on the outside of the ring and they were soon joined by Spillane and Mortimer.

Mallory began taking it to Penfold inside the ring which caused the big man aka Big Baby to burst out into tears. Penfold cried out, “Stop hitting me that hurts really bad!”

Mallory pauses to laugh at Penfold, which was a huge mistake on his part as the big man went into “toddler rage” (You know the rage a little kid gets when you laugh at them) and Penfold began throwing Mallory around the ring like he was a rag doll.

Spillane, seeing that is partner was in danger, reentered the ring and dropkicked Penfold in the back, this staggers the big man.

Mallory then nails Penfold in the chest with a dropkick which causes the big man to stagger backwards and topple over the top rope and onto the arena floor.

As Penfold makes it to his feet on the outside of the ring, Mallory leaps over the top rope and tries to nail the big man with a suicide dive.

Tried is the key word in the previous sentence, as Penfold somehow manages to catch Mallory and he then turns around a slams Mallory against the metal barricade on the outside of the ring.

Now all six men were on the floor taking part in one big brawl.

Referee David Poker started counting to ten and when nobody from either team was able to make it back to the ring, David declared this match a draw due to a double count out.

Referee David Poker has declared this match a draw due to both teams being counted out.

Time: 7:47

Match Rating: 19

[The ringside brawling did not stop once the match officially ended as all six men continued with this melee. Jerry kept nailing Leftie’s head into a ring post and after every time that he slammed Leftie’s head into the ring post he would yell out, “I’m hardcore!” He would then let out a very comical sounding maniacal laugh.

On the other side of the ring Penfold and Mad Dog continue their assault on Spillane and Mallory. This massive brawl soon comes to an abrupt end as members of the APWF security team come down to ringside and separates the warring parties.]

Angle Rating: 7

[it is now time to head on over to the interview area where Venus Angeletti is standing by with Luchador Enmascarado.]

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Venus Angeletti: Luchador Enmascarado, in just a few short minutes you are going to face off against one of the toughest men on the APWF roster Ray Snow. Have you done anything to prepare yourself for such a tough opponent?

[Note once again Luchador Enmascarado does not speak or understand a word of English (Your guess is as good as mine as to why the APWF keeps on giving him interview time.), the following is an English translation as to what he said.]

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Luchador Enmascarado: I am no longer seeking the aid of any cryptozoological beasts. That bastard Chupacabra sucked the blood out of all my goats while I was up here seeking the aid of the Jersey Devil. Oddly enough people told me to talk to a man named Martin Brodeur but I was unable to do so. Not that a man on this earth would have the strength to take on a Chupacabra so I fail to see why anyone would think this man Martin Brodeur could help my cause.

None of that matters now. With all of my goats dead I am forced to return to the United States and compete against others inside the wrestling ring. I do so, so that I can send money back to my family so that they may survive.

Also, I am still looking for the doughnuts that I was promised. I am mildly angry that the offer of doughnuts was not followed through on.

[A confused Venus nods her head and waits for Luchador Enmascarado to finish talking.]

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Venus Angeletti: Well uh…good luck taking on Ray Snow tonight…

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Luchador Enmascarado vs. Ray Snow

Match:

This was a competitive match for both men.

Ray was in control during the opening minutes of the match and he really showcased his hard-hitting style of wrestling.

Luchador Enmascarado was able to make his comeback after the fans began to collectively sing, “Hey Macarena” repeatedly (Just that one line from the song not the entire song).

In the end Luchador Enmascarado scored the victory after he put Ray down with his finisher Voltear la cara trituradora.

Winner: Luchador Enmascarado

Time: 8:46

Match Rating: 22

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Kip Keenan vs. Chucky Dorrance

Match:

Before this match even started one thing was clear, this was going to be one rough night for Chucky.

Kip put on a wrestling clinic as he completely dominated the young rookie from Canada.

Kip hit Chucky with three straight Belly to Belly Suplexes, Kip went to pin Chucky but before he could do so he was nailed in the back of the neck by a vicious forearm courtesy of Lug Phelan.

Referee David Poker had no other choice but to call an end to the match and award the victory to Kip due to a disqualification.

Winner by way of disqualification: Kip Keenan

Time: 6:03

Match Rating: 16

[Lug continues his assault on Kip and due to the fact that he attacked Kip from behind, Lug has the upper hand in this fight. Soon Kip begins to turn the tables and he goes on the offensive knocking Lug down onto the mat. Lug decides to leave the ring at that point before Kip can lock him in a punishing submission hold.

Lug walks back to the curtain were the wresters come out but before he can step backstage Kip, who grabbed a microphone, calls Lug out.]

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Kip Keenan: Hey Lug is this what you have now resorted to…jumping someone from behind?

I mean I know you are all bark and no bite…but what you just did to me was even low by your standards. I guess if I was on a losing streak like you I would be looking to take my aggression out on someone as well. It must stink losing month after month boyo…

[Lug, who is now standing in the interview area right next to the announcer’s table, looks furious over the fact that Kip has brought up his losing streak and also due to the fact that Kip had the audacity to refer to Lug as boyo.]

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Lug Phelan: Listen here you damn stupid Yank…

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Kip Keenan: No you listen here Lug! Why don’t you come down to this ring right now and face me like a man and not some coward? Let’s give the fans a rubber match so the fans can see which one of us is truly the better man.

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Lug Phelan: I don’t give a piss what these fans may want boyo. But I will come down to that ring and whoop ya arse because nobody calls me a coward boyo. Nobody!

[Lug places the microphone he was holding on the announcer’s table and then runs into the ring. This leads us to…]

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Kip Keenan vs. Lug Phelan

Match:

Kip meets Lug in the aisle way leading to the ring and the two men begin to brawl down to the ring.

Referee David Poker tries to get both men into the ring but it is to no avail as they continue to brawl at the ringside area.

Both combatants enter the ring soon enough but what they do in the ring does not resemble a wrestling match, it is more of an MMA fight as both men exchange vicious strikes.

This match is a war and both men throw caution to the wind as they are both trying to legitimately hurt their opponent.

Kip wears Lug down enough in order to being his first of three straight Belly to Belly Suplexes.

Kip hits all three with no problem, he then goes to pin Lug.

Even though Lug is in a weakened state, he shows enough ring awareness to place his left foot on the bottom rope thus breaking up the pin attempt.

Kip picks Lug up but Lug, once again using his spot on ring awareness, “accidently” pushes Lug into Referee David Poker, knocking David down onto the canvas.

As Kip tries to revive the referee, Lug goes into his tights and pulls out a pair of brass knuckles.

Lug then proceeds to put said brass knuckles on his right hand.

Lug walks over to Kip and taps Kip on the shoulder, as Kip turns around Lug nails him with a right hook which causes Kip to crash down onto the canvas.

Lug then laughs for a moment as the fans begin to boo him heavily before walking over to where the referee is.

Lug then revives the David and after doing so he picks Kip up and drops him with a Gutwrench Backbreaker.

He (Lug) then covers Kip for the pinfall and the victory, thus breaking his extended losing streak.

Winner: Lug Phelan

Time: 15:16

Match Rating: 29

[We are informed per the graphic on the bottom of the screen that the following video was shot prior to the start of the show. The video begins with Mobstar standing in the middle of some old rundown outdoor basketball court. Grass is shooting up from the cracks in the cement.]

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Mobstar: If Mobstar don’t win matches…Mobstar don’t get title shots. That’s what that cracka ass fool Lee Wright told me. So in order for Mobstar to earn paper, Mobstar’s got to beat some dudes up. Well Mobstar ain’t got no problem doing that…none at all. Hell Mobstar would be doing it for free if the cops wouldn’t arrest my ass.

Tonight Mobstar is facing off against the crackiest of all crackas Rily McManus. Man even that name…Riley McManus screams out cracka. Now don’t get it twisted, Mobstar ain’t no fool…Mobstar knows that Riley is one tough white boy. But the thing is Riley even the toughest of white boy’s ain’t no match for an O.G. like me son. Tonight Mobstar is gonna be handing out some street justice and you’re gonna be just another one of Mobstar’s victims fool.

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Riley McManus vs. Mobstar

Match:

These two men had opposing strategies as to where they wanted the match to end up.

Riley tried his hardest to take the match to the canvas while Mobstar tried to keep this a stand-up battle.

Both men got to wrestle “their match” as they both managed to get an equal amount of offense in.

The action soon spilled out onto the ringside floor where both men began to brawl.

Riley’s head met the steel barricade a couple of times during this portion of the match.

Mobstar was now in control of the match once the action returned to the ring.

Mobstar was able to claim victory after dropping Riley with a Flattener DDT.

Winner: Mobstar

Time: 17:01

Match Rating: 32

[We are now taken to the dressing room of APWF Heavyweight Champion Bulldozer Brandon Smith. Brandon is wrapping tape around his left wrist, he does not bother to look up at the camera when he begins to speak. He instead continues to focus on wrapping his wrist.]

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Bulldozer Brandon Smith: Curtis me and you have a long history with each other. We’ve been on the same side of the ring and we’ve face off against each other. So what we are about to do is old hat. You know what I’m going to do…and I know what you’re going to do.

You want something I have…this right here…

[He points to the APWF Championship which is lying on next to him on the bench.]

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Bulldozer Brandon Smith: My objective is to deny you the right to win my property. Curtis, I am the unstoppable force, I am the Bulldozer and I will mow you down.

The following match is for the APWF Heavyweight Championship:

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Bulldozer Brandon Smith © vs. Curtis Jenkins

Match:

As soon as the bell was rung Curtis challenges Brandon to a test of strength.

The much stronger Brandon laughs and shrugs his shoulders and says, “All right if that is what you really want to do.”

The two men lock up but Curtis does not have any intention of taking on Brandon in a test of strength and so he quickly knees Brandon in the gut.

Curtis, who is now in control of the match, went to work on Brandon’s right leg in the hope of weakening Brandon so that Brandon would not be able to lift him up to perform his dread Backdrop Driver finisher.

This strategy seemed to initially work for Curtis as every time Brandon would try to stand he would collapse in pain.

Curtis, realizing that this might be his night, managed to get in a couple of near falls but no matter what he did he was not able to keep the champion pinned for three seconds.

It was at this point that the fans began chanting, “Bulldozer!” over and over again.

Brandon feed off the energy of the crowd and he began his comeback, while fighting through the pain in his right leg.

Brandon, who was now “in the zone”, hit Curtis with a clothesline that nearly decapitated Curtis.

Brandon then hoisted Curtis up, weak leg and all, and dropped Curtis via a Backdrop Driver.

Winner and still APWF Heavyweight Champion: Bulldozer Brandon Smith

Time: 17:42

Match Rating: 42

Quick Results:

Trust No One defeated The Blues Boys
Leftie Wilkes and The American Cobras drew with Jerry Martin, Mad Dog Mortimer and Penfold
Luchador Enmascarado defeated Ray Snow
Kip Keenan defeated Chucky Dorrance
Lug Phelan defeated Kip Keenan
Mobstar defeated Riley McManus
Bulldozer Brandon Smith defeated Curtis Jenkins; this was Brandon Smith’s fourth defence of the APWF Title.

Diary Table Of Contents:

APWF Roster, APWF Title Histories, Past APWF Shows

I would like to thank everyone who predicted. I feel like Oprah here but I decided to give everyone a point for the draw match. The reason I did it was because it was my screw up and so I wanted to make it as fair as possible to everyone.

Here are the results of the contest…

Prediction Results:

TakerNGN74 32/39
Michgcs 31/39
Zergon 30/39
Kitarzu 29/39
Emark 26/39
Rickymex 25/39
Jingo 16/39
Flaviooooo 14/39
Voeltzwagon 7/39
Midnightnick 4/39

As always check my math as it is always possible I made a mistake.

For the APWF Heavyweight Championship:
Bulldozer Brandon Smith© vs. Curtis Jenkins
I just don´t see Jenkins winning this one.

Riley McManus vs. Mobstar
Mobstar still gets my vote as most likely guy to beat Smith for the belt so I´m not going to pick against him all that much.

Kip Keenan vs. Chucky Dorrance
Who was Chucky Dorrance again?

Luchador Enmascarado vs. Ray Snow
I would love to go with Snow but I just don´t see him getting the win.

??? vs. Lug Phelan
This is probably a wrong spot but I pick the draw here.

The American Cobras (Mallory, Spillane, Wilkes) vs. The Odd Squad (Mad Dog, Martin, Penfold)
I like American Cobras and don´t really care about Odd Squad (Other than Martin) so yeah, I´m playing favorites here.

The Blues Boys vs. The debuting team of Trust No One (Super Sonic & Whitehorse Whittaker)
Super Sonic is one of those guys who I don´t see winning much and as a result I almost instantly pick the opponent in any match he´s in. This time I managed to stop myself to do so but it was a close call.

Okay if I ever win the picks challenge in your diary again I am going to force you to sign Chucky Dorrance, based on that comment alone!

I would like to give Ray a win, but his popularity is so low that I think he could only beat the Blues Boys.

I understand. Q-Double's not exactly a main eventer so he doesn't have to be in every show

For the APWF Heavyweight Championship:
Bulldozer Brandon Smith© vs. Curtis Jenkins
I can foresee a long reign but it wouldn't hurt to give him an actual story against an APWF guy
Riley McManus vs. Mobstar
Kip Keenan vs. Chucky Dorrance
Sorry, Chucky...
Luchador Enmascarado vs. Ray Snow
??? vs. Lug Phelan
Lately your ???s have been jobbers who aren't over, so Lug gets the win
The American Cobras (Mallory, Spillane, Wilkes) vs. The Odd Squad (Mad Dog, Martin, Penfold)
The Odd Squad? More like the JOB Squad, am I right? (Yes I take full credit for that joke )
The Blues Boys vs. The debuting team of Trust No One (Super Sonic & Whitehorse Whittaker)
I like the sudden influx of teams

Job Squad? Do you really want me to have Jerry Martin hunt you down and make you eat those words?

Post Show Thoughts:

1. Mobstar is back to talking in the third person again thanks in large part to michgcs wanting him to do so.

2. I hope there are no conspiracy theory people who read this, if so Trust No One may offend you. Hey I am just doing what the government tells me to do. Don't blame me, blame them.

3. Sophia Bush is uber-hot. What does that have to do with this?

Nothing but I was watching Chicago P.D. yesterday and so I felt like writing that down.

Zergon · March 6, 2014

Okay if I ever win the picks challenge in your diary again I am going to force you to sign Chucky Dorrance, based on that comment alone!

I would like to give Ray a win, but his popularity is so low that I think he could only beat the Blues Boys.

I guess I know who my next jobber will be then.

Maybe I should find some generic looking mask alt for Dorrance and rename him as The Unknown if you end up picking him.

I figured that Ray´s popularity might be a problem. Shame, but I still cheer for him just because he´s Remmy´s tag partner and who knows, maybe they can gain some popularity at some point.

michgcs · March 7, 2014

-The Blues Boys should get a gimmick change and turn into Men in Black-type heels who want to silence TNO!

-Yes, Sophia Bush IS super hot. I originally though you were referring to Rachel Bilson but Sophia Bush is much, much hotter.

-Dude, only Main Eventers talk in third person! Mobstar's gonna be a star! <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

-Jerry Martin's the only star in that group, and I can't wait for the inevitable Martin vs. Penfold and Mad Dog handicap Death Match where Jerry snaps and makes Penfold cry tears of BLOOD! THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR LETTING A STAR LIKE JERRY MARTIN DRAG YOUR FAT [EXPLETIVE] AROUND, FATTY! (No, I don't think I belong in an insane asylum <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/rolleyes.png.4b097f4fbbe99ce5bcd5efbc1b773ed6.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> )

-I've said it before but I think Chucky D looks awesome. Hopefully he's got star quality to match that render <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

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