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Swoop McCarthy vs Christian Faith

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The All-Americans (w/BJ O'Neill) vs The Platinum Blondes

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Jungle Lord vs Marc DuBois (w/Louise Cannon)

[Qualifier for Awesome Impact Chamber Match for World Heavyweight Title]

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The Awesomeness (w/Dawn the Cheerleader) vs Brandon James and Rogue (w/Emma Chase)

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Lobster Warrior (w/Angel Fish) and Nicky Champion (w/Hannah) vs The New Darkness Warriors

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Valiant (w/Jessie) vs Vengeance

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????? vs Rich Money ©

[Non-Title Match]

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Bonus Question - Which SWF rookie will "disrespect" Christian Faith in the locker room, causing the newly-turned Faith to lose his temper and attack the rookie?

 

A) Donnie J

B) Fox Mask or Masked Cougar

C) Frankie Perez

D) Mainstream or Stevie

E) Someone else from High Stakes

 

Monthly Tiebreaker (if needed) - What grade (in numbers) will Valiant vs Vengeance receive? Closest to the actual grade gets the point. 74

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Swoop McCarthy vs Christian Faith

Comment: you're gonna go to the record store

 

The All-Americans (w/BJ O'Neill) vs The Platinum Blondes

Comment: you're gonna give 'em all your money

 

Jungle Lord vs Marc DuBois (w/Louise Cannon)

[Qualifier for Awesome Impact Chamber Match for World Heavyweight Title]

Comment: radio plays what they want you to hear

 

The Awesomeness (w/Dawn the Cheerleader) vs Brandon James and Rogue (w/Emma Chase)

Comment: they tell me it's cool but I just don't believe it...

 

Lobster Warrior (w/Angel Fish) and Nicky Champion (w/Hannah) vs The New Darkness Warriors

Comment: sell out, with me oh yea, sell out, with me tonight

 

Valiant (w/Jessie) vs Vengeance

Comment: record company's gonna give me lots of money

 

????? vs Rich Money ©

[Non-Title Match]

Comment: and everything's gonna be (all right).

 

 

Bonus Question - Which SWF rookie will "disrespect" Christian Faith in the locker room, causing the newly-turned Faith to lose his temper and attack the rookie?

 

A) Donnie J

B) Fox Mask or Masked Cougar

C) Frankie Perez

D) Mainstream or Stevie

E) Someone else from High Stakes

Monthly Tiebreaker (if needed) - What grade (in numbers) will Valiant vs Vengeance receive? Closest to the actual grade gets the point.

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<p>Swoop McCarthy vs <strong>Christian Faith</strong></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>The All-Americans (w/BJ O'Neill)</strong> vs The Platinum Blondes</p><p> </p><p>

Jungle Lord vs <strong>Marc DuBois (w/Louise Cannon)</strong></p><p><strong>

</strong>[Qualifier for Awesome Impact Chamber Match for World Heavyweight Title] <em>Jungle Lord robbed. Jungle Lord fall out with Captain</em></p><p> </p><p>

The Awesomeness (w/Dawn the Cheerleader) vs <strong>Brandon James and Rogue (w/Emma Chase)</strong></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Lobster Warrior (w/Angel Fish) and Nicky Champion (w/Hannah)</strong> vs The New Darkness Warriors</p><p> </p><p>

Valiant (w/Jessie) vs <strong>Vengeance</strong></p><p> </p><p>

????? vs <strong>Rich Money ©</strong></p><p>

[Non-Title Match]</p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question - Which SWF rookie will "disrespect" Christian Faith in the locker room, causing the newly-turned Faith to lose his temper and attack the rookie?</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>A) Donnie J</strong></p><p>

B) Fox Mask or Masked Cougar</p><p>

C) Frankie Perez</p><p>

D) Mainstream or Stevie</p><p>

E) Someone else from High Stakes</p><p> </p><p>

Monthly Tiebreaker (if needed) - What grade (in numbers) will Valiant vs Vengeance receive? Closest to the actual grade gets the point.</p><p>

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<p>Swoop McCarthy vs <strong>Christian Faith</strong></p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>The All-Americans (w/BJ O'Neill)</strong> vs The Platinum Blondes</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Jungle Lord vs <strong>Marc DuBois (w/Louise Cannon)</strong></p><p>

[Qualifier for Awesome Impact Chamber Match for World Heavyweight Title]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

The Awesomeness (w/Dawn the Cheerleader) vs <strong>Brandon James and Rogue (w/Emma Chase)</strong></p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Lobster Warrior (w/Angel Fish) and Nicky Champion (w/Hannah)</strong> vs The New Darkness Warriors</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Valiant (w/Jessie) vs <strong>Vengeance</strong></p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

????? vs<strong> Rich Money ©</strong></p><p>

[Non-Title Match]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p>

Bonus Question - Which SWF rookie will "disrespect" Christian Faith in the locker room, causing the newly-turned Faith to lose his temper and attack the rookie?</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>A) Donnie J</strong></p><p>

B) Fox Mask or Masked Cougar</p><p>

C) Frankie Perez</p><p>

D) Mainstream or Stevie</p><p>

E) Someone else from High Stakes</p><p> </p><p>

Monthly Tiebreaker (if needed) - What grade (in numbers) will Valiant vs Vengeance receive? Closest to the actual grade gets the point. 78</p>

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<p>Swoop McCarthy vs <strong>Christian Faith</strong></p><p>

Comment: <em>Heel Faith... I wonder what Gimmick we get here? Spiked my interest, should be decent with Swoop involved.</em></p><p> </p><p>

The All-Americans (w/BJ O'Neill) vs <strong>The Platinum Blondes</strong></p><p>

Comment: <em>Coin flip here -- judgement call says Machine takes the L, and Davids looks better for it, but Davids' huge win could mean the Americans take one.</em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Jungle Lord </strong>vs Marc DuBois (w/Louise Cannon)</p><p>

[Qualifier for Awesome Impact Chamber Match for World Heavyweight Title]</p><p>

Comment: <em>Jungle Lord has had more to do, again a coin flip, but with Lord switching allegiances it's not hard to see a turn.</em></p><p> </p><p>

The Awesomeness (w/Dawn the Cheerleader) vs <strong>Brandon James and Rogue (w/Emma Chase)</strong></p><p>

Comment: <em>It's.... not gonna happen. Awesomeness still way out of their league.</em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Lobster Warrior (w/Angel Fish) and Nicky Champion (w/Hannah)</strong> vs The New Darkness Warriors</p><p>

Comment: <em>Yes, it may be by DQ, but no way Warrior and Champion job to the D-Warriors. </em></p><p> </p><p>

Valiant (w/Jessie) vs <strong>Vengeance</strong></p><p>

Comment: <em>Valiant has a ton of momentum, but for the new stable to be taken seriously, Skull Daddy gets the victory here.</em></p><p> </p><p>

????? vs <strong>Rich Money ©</strong></p><p>

[Non-Title Match]</p><p>

Comment: <em>I... just don't see the challenger being over enough to defeat Rich. </em></p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question - Which SWF rookie will "disrespect" Christian Faith in the locker room, causing the newly-turned Faith to lose his temper and attack the rookie?</p><p> </p><p>

A) Donnie J</p><p>

B) Fox Mask or Masked Cougar</p><p>

C) Frankie Perez</p><p>

<strong>D) Mainstream or Stevie</strong></p><p>

E) Someone else from High Stakes</p><p> </p><p>

Monthly Tiebreaker (if needed) - What grade (in numbers) will Valiant vs Vengeance receive? Closest to the actual grade gets the point.</p><p>

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<p><strong>OOC</strong> - Predictions are still open until the weekend - I'm hoping to have the next Supreme TV up tomorrow, though that target date may be subject to change. </p><p> </p><p>

I was supposed to post this interview yesterday, but for some reason, the GDS site refused to load for close to a day. This isn't going to be your usual shoot interview; as a "fan" of athlete/coach meltdowns (Bobby Knight, Jim Mora Sr., Earl Weaver, Derek Anderson, etc.), I've decided to make overthetop2's chosen interview subject (i.e. someone from the TCW locker room) go mental when he doesn't like Pro Wrestling Hits' line of questioning. So, without further ado, here it is...the Minnesota Meltdown.</p><p> </p><p>

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<span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><span style="font-size:12px;">STRAIGHT SHOOTERS #143: The Minnesota Meltdown - When Shoot Interviews Go Bad</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';">

Posted by </span><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><strong><span style="color:#4169E1;"><span style="text-decoration:underline;">DENNIS KLETSKY</span></span></strong></span><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> on FEBRUARY 23, 2014</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';">

</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">In my ten years writing for Pro Wrestling Hits, this was, without a doubt, the most toxic shoot interview I had ever conducted. Typically, my interview subjects can be very friendly and willing to tell their war stories. Others, such as Sam Keith and Mephisto, have been more guarded, playing it safe when it comes to sensitive subjects - for Keith, that was his leaving the SWF over 2007's Election storyline, for Mephisto, that was the fact conservative Mexicans weren't too happy with his dressing up like a giant red Satan, even when outside of the ring. My editor, Dan Mardayl, once warned me that I could get some really nasty, unprintable answers from Big Smack Scott should I choose to interview him, but never did I imagine that </div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><span style="color:#4169E1;">Joey Minnesota</span></span></strong></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">, and not the Smacker, would give me THE "interview from hell."</div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Granted, Minnesota (b. Joseph Montesano) has never been known for being even-tempered, and I knew the topic of Whistler (ex-SWF/HGC, present NYCW) was one topic I shouldn't go to. Still, I was hard-headed enough to ask Minnesota questions about Whistler, and also made the mistake of asking him about those who have criticized his promo skills. </div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

An audio version of our interview is available </div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><span style="color:#4169E1;">here</span></span></strong></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">, but it's easy to feel the rage within Minnesota even by reading this here transcript.</div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div></div></div></div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/8691d2e4-de1e-4afe-b804-fb231fdfe893_zps97800d36.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Pro Wrestling Hits</strong></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Joey, thank you for your time and agreeing to sit down with Pro Wrestling Hits for this interview.</div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Joey Minnesota</strong></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Hm.</div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>PWH</strong></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Since this is your first time on PWH's Straight Shooters, is it okay if we ask you some questions about how you got started in the industry?</div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Minnesota</strong></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(very curtly)</em></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Well, I was born in Mineola, New York in 1982. My parents are Herb and Judy Montesano, and if you wanna know where I got my ring name, there you go. It sounds like my birthplace, and sounds like my birth name. Been a wrestling fan since a young age, and my favorite wrestler growin' up was Bubbles the Clown. Guy trained me too.</div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>PWH</strong></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Bubbles the Clown? </div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Minnesota</strong></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - You should know that, poindexter. You IWC bastards know everything under the sun...</div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>PWH</strong></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(laughing, as still under the impression Minnesota was joking)</em></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Well, not everything, Joey. But that's interesting - Bubbles the Clown, brutal hardcore legend and the reason why SWF's Uprising was originally taken off the air in the '90s. I hated Bubbles while growing up. When I first saw him, that was 'round the time Stephen King's "It" was made into a movie, and it was like Pennywise...</div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Minnesota</strong></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - I didn't ask you about your childhood, Denny boy. Got any other questions? You're the one who's supposed to be askin' me.</div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>PWH</strong></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - We've seen your rise up the ranks in NYCW. DaVE. Total Championship Wrestling. Most fans are familiar with your work in TCW, but could you talk us through your early days in NYCW as Joseph Whistler?</div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Minnesota</strong></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Well, they hired me back in 2001. I was fresh outta high school then - New York state champion </div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(in wrestling)</em></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">, heavyweight division. Stomper </div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(former NYCW owner Derek Bradford)</em></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> was all, "HEY, BITCH! This kid Joey Montesano from Mineola's signed with us! Bake him the best f---in' cake you could, or I'mma stomp on yo' face!" </div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(notices interviewer is laughing)</em></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> HEY! What's so funny, Dennis? You want me to continue telling the story or not?</div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>PWH</strong></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - So sorry about that, Joey...</div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Minnesota</strong></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - So they bake me a cake, have this big-time press conference since I'm a local New York hero, everything's all cool, I do jobs under my birth name, then that motherf---er Whistler joins the company in early 2002, and </div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(snaps his finger)</em></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">, there you go, instant push. Bada bing, bada boom, I become Joseph Whistler, and...F--- YOU, PRO WRESTLING HITS! You should know better NOT to go there!</div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>PWH</strong></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Care to say at least why you and Whistler have such an acrimonious history, despite the fact you were once his kayfabe son?</div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Minnesota</strong></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - He and Stomper, they're all the same. Abusive, ill-tempered men who go into business for themselves. </div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>PWH</strong></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - In what way?</div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Minnesota</strong></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - I don't think that's relevant to this interview.</div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>PWH</strong></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Uh...fair enough, Joey. Any insights on your brief stay in DaVE?</div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Minnesota</strong></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - That was a better time, thank you very much. 'Twas there where I met Jim Brandon (Brandon James) and Emma Chase. Jim and Emma are still good friends of mine, and when TCW and SWF are in the same area, we always make sure to hang out, shoot the shit, talk 'bout old times, back when we used to be pickin' on Matt Sparrow and hidin' Chris Caulfield's rosary, that kinda stuff.</div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>PWH</strong></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - There have been some who have complained your behavior in DaVE was tantamount to bullying. You know, actions that eventually proved detrimental to the self-esteem of some of the younger guys at that time. Matt Sparrow, even young vets like the late Shawn Gonzalez...</div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Minnesota</strong></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Oh, Shawn...I miss that motherf---er so much, man. We used to give him shit about his brother Carlos bein' a jailbird, but it was all in good fun.</div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>PWH</strong></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - That's not what Shawn told me...</div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Minnesota</strong></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - You never knew Shawn, Pro Wrestling Hits. We did, and we f---in' loved that </div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>cholo</em></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">. Sure, we teased him a lot, but doesn't that happen in every f---in' locker room?</div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>PWH</strong></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Guess it does, as long as you balance it out with some genuine affection for the guy...</div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Minnesota</strong></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - What are you drivin' at?</div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>PWH</strong></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(finally realizing Minnesota has been in a testy mood all interview long)</em></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Nothing, Joey...</div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Minnesota</strong></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Bullshit.</div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>PWH</strong></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - I guess it's time for us to move into the present. You've been in TCW for almost seven years now, and it didn't take you long to rise to the upper reaches of the card. Now that you can be considered a veteran, how do you consider your seven years with the promotion so far?</div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Minnesota</strong></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Well, the first half of my stay was totally f---in' cool. (Tommy) Cornell made me champ from August 2010 to May 2011, I think. Nine months. But Cornell, since he's so obsessed with the sound of his own voice and the sight of his own reflection in the mirror, he thought nine months is enough, and made me job to him in three minutes. THREE MINUTES. Remember that? Total Mayhem XV? Biggest stage in TCW and that f---er made me job in three minutes. My push has been shit since then.</div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>PWH</strong></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - I wouldn't exactly say so. You've still been main-eventing PPVs. </div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Minnesota</strong></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - But I haven't been winnin' titles.</div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>PWH</strong></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - I gather that you don't exactly have a good relationship with Tommy Cornell.</div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Minnesota</strong></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Hardly anyone does. Except maybe Bryan F---in' Vessey or Wolf F---in' Hawkins. Cornell and Hawkins...they're just like (Simpsons characters) Burns and Smithers. And Vessey's like Barney Gumble (from the same show). Only this time, he mixes his booze with 'roids. </div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(notices the interviewer laughing)</em></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> Don't laugh. Just because I'm referencin' kids' cartoon characters doesn't mean I'm joking around here.</div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>PWH</strong></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Alright, Joey. Is there any truth to the rumors that the TCW's so-called "locker room of doom" features you as a principal character, meaning someone behind a lot of the backstage shenanigans?</div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Minnesota</strong></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - You, just like a lot of the other dirt sheets out there, are blowin' things outta proportion. Sure, I've pulled some ribs. I've wrestled some shows under the influence of booze. But those ribs? I just wanna show the younger guys that I like 'em! So don't go ratting me out to the dirt sheets again, Edd Stone! Just because your contract's expirin' before mine does.</div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>PWH</strong></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - And what's your take on the accusations that you've been a major backstage politician?</div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Minnesota</strong></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - I try to help out youngsters like Aaron (Andrews) and Jay (Chord), date women like that Jasmine Saunders chick, and am openly tight with DaVE homies like Eddie (Peak) and you shit on me about it. Everybody needs some sorta clique to survive, Dennis. And when you gotta clique, you have gotta watch each other's back. Hawkins, Edd Stone and Freddy Frank Huggins have got one, so why don't you shit on 'em too? Didn't YOU have a clique of sorts when you were in school?</div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>PWH</strong></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Yes, and we got picked on by the jocks.</div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Minnesota</strong></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Why am I not surprised.</div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>PWH</strong></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - I have nothing against cliques, and I'm just trying to take a neutral stand here.</div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Minnesota</strong></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - That's not how it sounds like. I think you dirt sheet people are out to get me. The only politics in TCW, if you want me to answer your question, comes from people like Huggins, Stone, and Hawkins. They're Cornell's bitches. And Ricky Dale Johnson too. Why's an old fart like Ricky Dale still gettin' a major push even if he's straight from the Stone Age? Politics. Why'd Ricky Dale get away with treatin' me like a kid, treatin' me like the OTHER Freedom Fighter back when we were a tag team? Politics.</div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>PWH</strong></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Your contract, or so I've heard, expires in the spring. Now that you're unflinchingly commenting about your current promotion, may I ask if you have considered a move to any one of the other "Big Three" promotions?</div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Minnesota</strong></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Oh, I would definitely welcome a move to SWF, and I'm not shy to admit it. Question is - does the SWF have enough to spring for a Joey Minnesota? I'm sure they do. </div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(laughs, but not pleasantly)</em></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> Me and the Eisen boys, we're native New Yorkers, and we go back a long, really long way. Back to the late '80s, when Eric and Jerry would pick on us younger kids and get rough with us while playin' stickball or touch football. But that's past us now. The Eisens and their buddies, they helped toughen us up. Sorta like initiation...to see if we were tough enough to hang with the bigger boys. Bottom line is, Dennis, I'm part of the Eisens' Klubb, and I believe I belong in the SWF. </div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>PWH</strong></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - What about USPW?</div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Minnesota</strong></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Oh, you have gotta be f---in' kiddin' me, Dennis. I'm too young and too small for that shit!</div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>PWH</strong></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - So assuming SWF signs you to a contract...</div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Minnesota</strong></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Look, pally, don't go stirrin' up shit, okay? I'm still part of Total (Championship Wrestling), and even if I don't like the way things are bein' run out there, I'm a professional...</div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>PWH</strong></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - This is just an assumption, Joey. Let's say SWF signs you. What would you want your gimmick to be?</div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Minnesota</strong></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - You want assumptions? I'll give you one. I want the SWF to focus on what I can do outside of wrestling. I can rap, man. Eminem ain't the only white boy who can drop rhymes like a brother. I can cut promos - when was the last time you heard me cut a promo on TCW? Dunno? That was when I was CHAMP! Three f---in' years ago, Dennis. And I'd want SWF to sign my boy KC Glenn too. The Mississippi Motherf---er, KC Glenn. He may be a total godboy, but that boy can wrestle.</div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>PWH</strong></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Some have said that your thick New York accent may hold you back when it comes to cutting promos.</div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Minnesota</strong></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(angrily)</em></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">- Oh, God. Jesus H. f---in' Christ, Pro Wrestling Hits. You are totally bustin' my balls here! You are f---in' bustin' my balls! You go tell that to that stodgy Brit Tommy Cornell. You tell that to those Southern-fried SWF announcers (Peter) Michaels and (Duane) Fry.</div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>PWH</strong></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Joey, I didn't say that I believe your accent's gonna hold you back. I'm just saying that other people...</div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Minnesota</strong></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - You've gone to war without weapons, Pro Wrestling Hits. So you go nitpickin' and lookin' for that one weakness Joey Minnesota supposedly has. I wasn't born yesterday, buddy. I see you've given my Microphone skills a 67. You think we wrestlers don't give two shits about your premium services and exclusive phony-baloney stats? Most of us don't, but I DO. I DO, Dennis, and I know what a crock of shit your ratings are. </div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>PWH</strong></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Okay, I guess we can move on to the next question now.</div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Minnesota</strong></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - F--- YOU, PRO WRESTLING HITS! Piece-o-shit publication...it's a miracle you've been sued just three times in the past eighteen years! If you don't want a fourth, you're gonna stop askin' me those stupid-ass questions and END THIS F---IN' INTERVIEW!</div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>PWH</strong></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Very well, Joey...</div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Minnesota</strong></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - F--- you.</div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>TAGS:</strong></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> Straight Shooters, TCW, Joey Minnesota, meltdown, rant, rants</div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>ALSO ON STRAIGHT SHOOTERS:</strong></div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Straight Shooters #142 - Edd Stone</span></div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="text-decoration:underline;">

Straight Shooters #141 - Whipper Spencer Marks</span></div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="text-decoration:underline;">

Straight Shooters #140 - Alan Parent</span></div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="text-decoration:underline;">

Straight Shooters #139 - Marvel Malloy</span></div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="text-decoration:underline;">

Straight Shooters #138 - Mikey James</span></div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="text-decoration:underline;">

Straight Shooters #137 - Ric Young</span></div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="text-decoration:underline;">

Straight Shooters #136 - Billy Purser (WrestleBot 9000)</span></div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

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<p>Great show man! Though I think the Unstable kinda looked weak by getting totally squashed and its kinda sad not seeing them bully Jerry anymore. Also good character direction for Faith, I'm getting tired of him being an old-age Cena-like guy anyway.</p><p> </p><p>

Anyway, here are my predictions:</p><p> </p><p>

Swoop McCarthy vs <strong>Christian Faith</strong></p><p>

Comment: heel Faith wins</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>The All-Americans (w/BJ O'Neill)</strong> vs The Platinum Blondes</p><p>

Comment: maybe Davids needs to be booked a little stronger for his EC match</p><p> </p><p>

Jungle Lord vs <strong>Marc DuBois (w/Louise Cannon)</strong></p><p>

[Qualifier for Awesome Impact Chamber Match for World Heavyweight Title]</p><p>

Comment: so we'll have another midcarder for the main event match?</p><p> </p><p>

The Awesomeness (w/Dawn the Cheerleader) vs <strong>Brandon James and Rogue (w/Emma Chase)</strong></p><p>

Comment: guess we'll have another teaser of their dissention</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Lobster Warrior (w/Angel Fish) and Nicky Champion (w/Hannah)</strong> vs The New Darkness Warriors</p><p>

Comment: hard to see Champion lose here</p><p> </p><p>

Valiant (w/Jessie) vs <strong>Vengeance</strong></p><p>

Comment: because he's Vengeance</p><p> </p><p>

????? vs <strong>Rich Money ©</strong></p><p>

[Non-Title Match]</p><p>

Comment: he's da champ</p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question - Which SWF rookie will "disrespect" Christian Faith in the locker room, causing the newly-turned Faith to lose his temper and attack the rookie?</p><p> </p><p>

A) Donnie J</p><p>

<strong>B) Fox Mask or Masked Cougar</strong></p><p>

C) Frankie Perez</p><p>

D) Mainstream or Stevie</p><p>

E) Someone else from High Stakes</p><p> </p><p>

Monthly Tiebreaker (if needed) - What grade (in numbers) will Valiant vs Vengeance receive? Closest to the actual grade gets the point. <strong>75</strong></p>

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<p>I had heard nasty stories about Joey Minnesota but jeez... was he on his period or something that day?[/sexist joke]</p><p> </p><p>

Swoop McCarthy vs <strong>Christian Faith</strong></p><p>

<em>Comment: I was under the impression that Faith could chokeslam a baby and still get a face re-action... but apparently not!</em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>The All-Americans (w/BJ O'Neill)</strong> vs The Platinum Blondes</p><p>

<em>Comment: As stated further up the page, might as well push Des Davids hard now that he's booked for the chamber match.</em></p><p> </p><p>

Jungle Lord vs <strong>Marc DuBois (w/Louise Cannon)</strong></p><p>

[Qualifier for Awesome Impact Chamber Match for World Heavyweight Title]</p><p>

<em>Comment: Tricky one to predict, but after getting squashed last week I see at least one member of the UnStable rebounding this time around.</em></p><p> </p><p>

The Awesomeness (w/Dawn the Cheerleader) vs <strong>Brandon James and Rogue (w/Emma Chase)</strong></p><p>

<em>Comment: Routine win for the Chase Agency...</em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Lobster Warrior (w/Angel Fish) and Nicky Champion (w/Hannah)</strong> vs The New Darkness Warriors</p><p>

Comment: <em>Momentum builder for a champion and a champion </em><img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><em>.</em></p><p> </p><p>

Valiant (w/Jessie) vs <strong>Vengeance</strong></p><p>

<em>Comment: All have suffered.</em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>?????</strong> vs Rich Money ©</p><p>

[Non-Title Match]</p><p>

<em>Comment: Probably a bad idea again to predict against the champ, but I see no chamber match planned for the SWF title. I blame a brain fart for me thinking a Remo loss would set up a re-match when there was a chamber qualifier set up on the same show. But maybe this time the logic is more sound.</em></p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question - Which SWF rookie will "disrespect" Christian Faith in the locker room, causing the newly-turned Faith to lose his temper and attack the rookie?</p><p> </p><p>

A) Donnie J</p><p>

B) Fox Mask or Masked Cougar</p><p>

C) Frankie Perez</p><p>

D) Mainstream or Stevie</p><p>

<strong>E) Someone else from High Stakes</strong></p><p> </p><p>

Monthly Tiebreaker (if needed) - What grade (in numbers) will Valiant vs Vengeance receive? Closest to the actual grade gets the point. <strong>73</strong></p>

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<p>Swoop McCarthy vs <strong>Christian Faith</strong></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>The All-Americans (w/BJ O'Neill)</strong> vs The Platinum Blondes</p><p> </p><p>

Jungle Lord vs <strong>Marc DuBois (w/Louise Cannon)</strong></p><p>

[Qualifier for Awesome Impact Chamber Match for World Heavyweight Title]</p><p> </p><p>

The Awesomeness (w/Dawn the Cheerleader) vs <strong>Brandon James and Rogue (w/Emma Chase)</strong></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Lobster Warrior (w/Angel Fish) and Nicky Champion (w/Hannah)</strong> vs The New Darkness Warriors</p><p> </p><p>

Valiant (w/Jessie) vs <strong>Vengeance</strong></p><p> </p><p>

????? vs <strong>Rich Money</strong> ©</p><p>

[Non-Title Match]</p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question - Which SWF rookie will "disrespect" Christian Faith in the locker room, causing the newly-turned Faith to lose his temper and attack the rookie?</p><p> </p><p>

A) Donnie J</p><p>

B) Fox Mask or Masked Cougar</p><p>

C) Frankie Perez</p><p>

D) Mainstream or Stevie</p><p>

<strong>E) Someone else from High Stakes</strong></p><p> </p><p>

Monthly Tiebreaker (if needed) - What grade (in numbers) will Valiant vs Vengeance receive? Closest to the actual grade gets the point. <strong>75</strong></p>

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<p><strong>OOC</strong> - So I was all done formatting the last Supreme TV and all set to post it when I realized I forgot to keep everyone updated on Nicky Champion and Alicia Strong's Boston date. Here 'tis! <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Supreme TV will be posted right after this segment.</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">"Oh, What a Night"</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Sunday, February 23, 2014</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>

TD Banknorth Garden Hotel, Room 312</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>

8:00 a.m.</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

Oh, what a night.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

Just as I promised Alicia, I had flown in to Boston a couple days ahead of the rest of the SWF roster. It hadn't been a few hours since my plane touched down when I met up with Alicia. As it turned out, she'd just signed a new deal with USPW, and she wanted to celebrate her new contract by spending time with her bratty little pop star brother PJ, who also had a concert in Boston that weekend. PJ never liked me, and I was told to keep an eye out for him and his entourage, though I knew they'd probably be too stoned to care about beating the shit out of Alicia Strong's ex-boyfriend, a.k.a. Mr. Nothing to Lose.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

Oh, what a night.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

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</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-size:8px;"><em>(Her outfit was an Egotastic article waiting to happen.)</em></span></span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

Saturday night was a total blast. I'd never been much for clubbing, and I'd always had two left feet, but Alicia insisted that we go dancing and drinking like we used to. Man, was she stunning that night. The top she wore left nothing to the imagination, and she was so animated...until, of course, she found herself having a few margaritas too many. That was when she was asked to guest-DJ at the club we went to - to no one's surprise, she spun her 2010 hit singles "Strong Enuf 4U" (I guested as one of several musclebound beefcakes on that song's video) and "Muffin." Damn, I'll never forget being with Alicia that night, even if we hadn't been a couple for a while.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

Oh, what a night.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

It was around three in the morning when we decided to head back to the hotel. And then I kissed her. Or she kissed me. My memory is a bit fuzzy, but we were really getting into each other...and that was the last thing I remember. Or think I remember.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

Oh, what a night. </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

And what a shiner I've got above the area where I usually put my Native American warpaint. Guess that means Chief Two Eagles is gonna have to find a way to justify a PJ Strong entourage attack and pin the blame on the much larger, yet much fewer in number Family of Darkness.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

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</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em><span style="font-size:8px;">(photo current as of 2006-07 - waaaay before pop stardom and teenage drug/alcohol abuse)</span></em></span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

Vengeance will be mine, PJ Strong.</span></p>

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<p></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Banners%20Etc/SWFSupremeTV_zpsfbc2c3e3.jpg</span><p> </p><p> <span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Banners%20Etc/SWFWebsite_zps8eb9b964.jpg</span></p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div style="text-align:center;"><div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong></strong></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Dark Match:</strong></div><strong></strong></div></div><div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> Steve Frehley d. Paul Huntingdon in 5:53 (77/B-)</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Tuesday, February 25, 2014</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> TD Garden (Massachusetts, New England)</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Attendance - 18,296</span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/ec95b752-9c8f-458e-85c4-85c942c1f5a8_zps9593efec.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/a0265df9-87d5-434c-95ee-b1f57c738d4d_zps8f15e996.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/4deacdb0-60b8-4fdf-b351-17049c5d115e_zpse8cd549c.jpg</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>YOUR Supreme TV Announcers:</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Peter "The Dean" Michaels, Duane "Mr. Barnstormer" Fry, and Jerry Eisen</span></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Michaels</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Class is in session here at the TD Garden, and we are really rockin' in Boston! Peter Michaels here, and I have with me as always, Jerry Eisen. And, in his last Supreme TV appearance as an announcer...Duane Fry!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Fry</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Conflict of interests. What kinda cockamamie reason is that for your dad to demote me, huh, Jerry?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Well, Duane, your status as Remo's manager has certainly blurred the lines and skewered your judgment as part of the announce team. I am sure your skill and experience will bring a lot to the Uprising table, but I sure hope Marv and Sammy don't pick up any bad habits from you.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Fry</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Yeah. Focus on my skill and experience as an announcer. But what about the fact that I do more than announce? What about the fact that I now STRATEGIZE for the Alpha Dog, Remo Richardson?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Michaels</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - I don't think those skills are relevant to the job that puts food on your table. Anyway, we have got a number of great matches here for you tonight.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Fry</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - PSEUDO-barnstormers, as none of them feature Remo.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Michaels</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - The Commissioner, Barry Bowen, had confirmed earlier in the day that U.S. Champion Lobster Warrior and Mr. Nothing to Lose Nicky Champion, LobNick, if you may, will team up for the first time, and face The New Darkness Warriors, John and Robert...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - The former John Greed and Robbie Retro.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Michaels</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - ...while Valiant will be in singles action against Vengeance, who has recently been booked to appear at Awesome Impact in a Casket Match against Nicky Champion, for Champion's blue briefcase and the World Heavyweight title contract therein!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Vengeance said that if he wins - and he's never lost a Casket Match ever - he can do anything he wants with it, so Nicky Champion's gonna have to do everything in his power to make sure that briefcase stays in his possession!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Michaels</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - We've also got Captain Atomic, who will be facing Squeeky McClean for the North American title at Awesome Impact, in action against Rich Money in tonight's main event!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Fry</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Atomic's not ready. That's gonna be a walk in the park for Rich Money.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Michaels</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - But you should never count Cap Atomic out, as he's had a good run so far since the breakup of Hero Squad, and, was handpicked by Squeeky McClean as his next North American title match opponent! We've got all those matches and much more for you tonight, including Marc DuBois versus Jungle Lord for the sixth and last spot in the Awesome Impact Chamber Match for the World Heavyweight title! Plus...the confirmation of whom Barry Bowen's third auto-qualifier for the Awesome Impact Match will be. Some said it may be Jack Bruce...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Fry</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - But Bruce, especially, is not ready. He's hurt. I think Marat Khoklov may be the sixth man, or possibly Brandon James? Jack Bruce? Get outta here...his career's on its last legs...its dying gasp...and though he's no longer stuck in Utah, I'd be surprised if he still can WALK!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Michaels</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Let's go to the ring right now, where Christian Faith, the Supreme Legend, will hopefully answer that one question that's been ringing in the heads of the SWF Galaxy since his surprise attack on Steve Frehley last Tuesday. Why, Christian, why?</div><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>(PROMO) Faith Rants About Frehley</strong></span></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c84ec339-fce9-4823-86a6-f54202f6103e_zpsb2dc981b.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/81_zpsab80d6db.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Faith</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - A lot of you are probably wondering why I did what I did last week on Supreme TV. Was I getting frustrated by the losses? Was I upset with how the Commissioner has, time and again, failed to give me what I deserve? Am I going through a midlife crisis of some sorts? Am I INSECURE because the man I plucked off the streets of Compton and turned into an SWF Superstar, Steve Frehley, is a two-time SWF World Heavyweight Champion and now, Mr. Nothing to Lose for the SWF Title? Well, if you'll stop your speculating and let the Supreme Legend speak.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>The crowd reacts to this forceful request with boos, and several fans are referencing some good ol' '90s rock with a call-and-response cheer - "MIDLIFE CRISIS!"/"FAITH NO MORE!"</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Faith</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Faith No More. Midlife Crisis. Clever that you mention the name of a band whose members were known for their offstage decadence, and one of their signature songs. </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(pauses)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> But as I was about to say, I did what I did...because of people like YOU. The SWF Galaxy has changed since the last time I was World champion. Time was, there were good people who cheered me on and shouted "WE HAVE FAITH, WE HAVE FAITH" in my every match. They went to church on Sunday, never talked back to their parents, never screamed or yelled at their partners, never swore, studied hard, worked hard, knew that they had a role model in ME. Now I take a look at the fans in attendance, the people professing to be my Faithful, and what do I see? I see heathens, rebels, scoundrels and punks...people who swear for the sake of swearing, people who cheat to get a degree or suck up to get ahead at work. I see the decline of American civilization in YOU, my so-called Faithful. </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Faith</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Then again, I have to remember that times are changing. Morality is decaying. Technology is propagating sick values faster than it ever has before. The SWF Galaxy wants me to change with the times? Pardon my Steve Frehley-esque language, but SCREW THAT. I stand for tradition and upright moral values, and people like Steve Frehley stands for EVERYTHING that is wrong with society! Last time I was on one of the SWF's much-needed Be Supreme campus tours, I asked a class of first-graders if they knew the President. 40 percent or so raised their hands, and half of those 40 percent couldn't even say "Barack Obama" right. I haven't changed, SWF Galaxy...YOU HAVE, and it's such a shame that the best you have to say to me is "YOU STILL GOT IT", and not something to the effect of "LET'S GO STEVE" or "DARK DESTROYER" </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(mockingly claps his hands five times)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> or "BRUCE CAN'T LOSE." You know what I still got? Morality. Dignity. Integrity. Values that are LOST ON THE PEOPLE WHO CALL THEMSELVES MY FAITHFUL! I still got it alright...and YOU DON'T.</div><p></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(ANGLE) Frehley Challenges Faith</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c5509867-cc56-40cd-8ddc-7d499b0129f1_zps52ba1908.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/81_zpsab80d6db.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Following this rant, Steve Frehley emerges from the locker room, hobbling a bit following Faith's beatdown on him last week. He's got the silver Nothing to Lose briefcase in his hands, and he gets a huge pop from the crowd upon his entrance.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Frehley</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - I knew the losses were takin' their toll on you. But Christian...why'd you do it? Why'd you hafta attack me the way you did? I never expected to come here only to find my friend, the man who had saved me from the gangs and the streets of Compton nearly a decade ago and turned into an SWF Superstar...so bitter. So angry. So negative and hateful. Whatever happened to "I have Faith," Christian?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Faith</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Steve, there is no more reason to keep the Faith in society. Teenagers can barely read or write their own name because they spend so much time on their television, with their Xboxes and PlayStations and the porno channels their dad ordered, their social networking sites where they pick on kids whom they think are different...have you ever seen the SWF.com forums, Steve? Hardly anyone can spell or use prepositions correctly. Everybody's picking on everyone. This is the SWF Galaxy you represent, Steve...a generation of barely-literate wannabe thugs who waste their lives on violent video games, crass pornography, and awful, profanity-laced rap music like the stuff you listen to.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Frehley</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - You know that's a bulls--- answer, Christian. But you haven't answered my question. Why attack me? Why act so ungrateful when all I wanted to do...was to look out for you?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Faith</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Look out for me? The hell you did, Steve! Where were you when The Pain Alliance was ruining my son Eli's birthday party? Where were you when The Pain Alliance's friends, Marc DuBois and Joe Sexy, had pulled a fast one on me? Oh, you were just there, cussing up a storm and furthering your self-serving agenda against The Chase Agency. I was always there for you, fighting off the Agency even if I believed it was a fight that wasn't worth fighting. And when you'd leave me out there, you were there with the rest of my so-called Faithful, telling me that I still got it. </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Frehley</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - And you do, Christian. You are STILL the Supreme Legend. That's why I let you fight my own battles and supported you from the sidelines. And it's not like I needed any help against The Chase Agency...Bowen made you help. But answer me this...what happened to the Christian Faith I used to know? Your attack on me proved that you have become a bitter, twisted individual. I could have helped you get ready for the Awesome Impact Chamber Match. But I can't do that s--- anymore. You know why? Because if the Christian Faith of today was the man who visited my part of Compton back in 2004, I woulda NEVER left the streets! I woulda NEVER become the man I am today! I'd probably be just like the homies I went to school with...dealin' drugs to pay the bills, in and out of jail, livin' hand to mouth and plyin' my trade and beatin' on fools at the pool hall instead of here in the SWF! </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Faith</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - You forgot listening to foul "gangsta rap" where you call your fellow people of color derogatory names and talk about wanting to "cap" someone or steal their "hoes." You're right, Steve. If it wasn't for me, there would be no Dark Destroyer. But seeing how your mindset hasn't changed in ten years, I feel sorry for you.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Frehley</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - DON'T FEEL SORRY FOR ME, CHRISTIAN, WHEN YOU'RE A SORRY SHADOW OF YOURSELF WHO TURNED HIS BACK ON HIS FAITHFUL AND TAKES OUT HIS PROBLEMS ON OTHERS! I used to look up to you...but right now, Christian...y'all actin' like a washed-up fool rather than the proud Supreme Legend you should be. Right now, Christian...Y'ALL AIN'T S---!!!! AND IF YOU REALLY WANNA PROVE ALL YOUR FAITHFUL WRONG, YOU'RE GONNA GIMME SOMETHIN' TO DO AT AWESOME IMPACT! You and me, Christian, one-on-one...on top of your Awesome Impact Chamber Match...we gonna TAKE IT TO THE STREETS...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Faith</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Two matches in one night. Two EXTREME matches for a 47-year-old man. </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(stroking his beard)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> You know what, Steve, I think that can be arranged. </div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Swoop McCarthy vs Christian Faith</span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/56991e0b-fbca-41ca-918c-a0e0dabe2ae6_zpsc24fc6a5.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c84ec339-fce9-4823-86a6-f54202f6103e_zpsb2dc981b.jpg</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/64_zpsb51ba9ad.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><ul><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">The Australian standout Swoop McCarthy extends his hand to shake Christian Faith's, but Faith attacks McCarthy before the bell and dominates the entire match.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">McCarthy briefly unleashes with a clothesline/splash combo on Faith, but that's just about all he gets, as Faith effortlessly disposes of the Aussie, making him submit to the Test of Faith.</span><br /></li></ul><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>WINNER</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Faith in 2:38</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">The All-Americans (w/BJ O'Neill) vs The Platinum Blondes</span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/9833db41-485f-4c9e-82a3-775b93841460_zps02514bc3.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/DesDavids_zps8fc253f3.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/9b4db2b1-3b87-47a7-93f8-7fbba80cac1b_zps74719492.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/2e06d5e1-13c3-4eeb-9e7d-ac5f25b91a01_zps7c3974ce.jpg</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/56_zps4926af84.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><ul><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">This is The All-Americans' first match as a tag team in quite a while, and it looks like they haven't missed a beat, working well and standing up to The Platinum Blondes' illegal moves.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Eric Eisen, who's guesting at commentary, promises that he's going to make pay-per-view buyers' money worth it at Awesome Impact and get a match at the event, and he makes it a point to diss Davids and tease his brother Jerry.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Eric also does his part to distract Davids, and not even an American Machine clothesline sending Double E off the apron is enough to stop the Supremacist. He gets back up on his feet as Davids tackles Freddy Garcia with the Touch Down. Darren Smith counts, but Jamie Lee Prudence breaks up the cover at two.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Though The All-Americans are in control for most of the last two minutes, an Eisen distraction allows Prudence to capitalize, and DDT Des Davids; he ends the match with Dear Prudence, Won't You Come Out to Play (Surf's Up) and the Blondes have once again come out on top in tag team action.</span><br /></li></ul><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>WINNER</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - The Platinum Blondes in 6:06</div><p></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - You have got to be ashamed of yourself, Eric! This match didn't concern you at all, and you had to show what a poor sport...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>E. Eisen</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Oh, big brother, it's as if you never knew me! That's simply how I roll - I never lose, Jerry, and as you just saw, Mr. NCAA Football All-American has nothin' on the Supremacist. He's gonna be fodder at the Awesome Impact Chamber Match, but who knows...maybe he won't even be at Awesome Impact if I play my cards right...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Michaels</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - You better not be plannin' what I think you're plannin'...</div><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(ANGLE) The All-Americans Beaten Down by Eric Eisen and Allen</span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/e960009d-2ea4-449e-bf2d-7ec813e0bd25_zpsc515a7ae.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/243543fb-990c-47bc-a8c2-7db75d85044d_zpsb55ab54f.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/9833db41-485f-4c9e-82a3-775b93841460_zps02514bc3.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/DesDavids_zps8fc253f3.jpg</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/59_zps5697f9b7.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Eric Eisen, still at the announce table, motions to a tall, burly man in the front row, wearing a Wisconsin Badgers cap and jacket. The unnamed young brute leaps over the guardrail, and before you know it, he and Eric are in the ring, beating the living crap out of The All-Americans! Eisen performs his usual tactic of working the right knee, and after he does so with several chair shots, the brute follows up with a vicious Running Powerslam! Eisen then takes the mic to introduce his new bodyguard - former Wisconsin offensive lineman and "former Tampa Bay Buccanneer" (who never got past training camp) </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>Primus Allen</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>, who, from this day on, will be known as Enforcer Allen.</em></div><p></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(ANGLE) Valiant Rants About Vengeance</span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/98828076-610d-4563-b5f2-8c44d6625b8c_zps2a7778a7.jpg</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/76_zps2ef58293.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Valiant is backstage with manager Jessie, and he looks to be in a pensive mood as Mrs. Gilmore tries to psyche him up for the match. Valiant asks Jessie how Angry Gilmore is doing, and it appears that Barry Bowen is still deciding on how to go about Gilmore's punishment; as such, he remains suspended. Jessie tries to keep Valiant's spirits up, being that he's worried about getting in the ring against Vengeance due to his reputation as a dark, and definitely tough customer, and Valiant soon lets loose with a quiet, yet intense promo against the Father of Darkness.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Valiant</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - All of us in this world are sinners. Nobody's perfect except the greater power up there watching us, and contrary to what you think, He would rather forgive than exact the Vengeance that you speak of so often, the Vengeance that symbolizes your name. I've made mistakes, Lobby's made mistakes, Nicky, Hannah, even Jessie, we've all erred in life in one way or another. And it is my comfort in this admission that will allow me to do my best out there...and put you on notice for your Casket Match at Awesome Impact. </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(takes a long pause)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> With honor.</div><p></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(ANGLE) Captain Atomic, Jungle Lord, and McClean Argue</span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/ecd353fc-8ea6-4453-9e50-bbb6303da128_zpsbb6ec6f8.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/26dff0b6-5097-4fc0-9bea-39d837a6ba80_zps2f929eb8.jpg</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/67_zps900b981d.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Jungle Lord is preparing for his match, and Captain Atomic offers to help him out and stay in his corner, being that Marc DuBois is sure to have Joe Sexy backing him up. Jungle Lord yells "JUNGLE LORD NEED NO HELP!", which triggers a shouting match between the two former teammates. The two are exchanging broken English (Jungle Lord) and psychobabble (Atomic) when Atomic shrinks back upon realizing something...</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Atomic</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - SWEET MOTHER OF MERCIFUL MANEUVERING MARIAH!!!!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Jungle Lord</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Huh? </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(scratches his head)</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Atomic</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - YOU SMELL LIKE A MANILKARA ZAPOTA!!!!!! YOU HAVE BEEN CREEPILY CRAWLING THE BARS WHEN YOU KNOW YOU SHOULD BE STEADILY SUPER SOBER AGAINST THE MANIACAL MALEVOLENT MARC DU-BWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/83ffccbb-c9be-475c-b70e-3d1c312d5624_zps10948e3b.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>At this moment, Squeeky McClean pops out from the background, with an "I told you so" look on his face.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>McClean</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Looks like I made the right decision. 'Roid-ioactive Man? Easy pickings as it is. Jungle Jack Daniel? Too easy. Look here, Captain Atomic. All that "radioactivity" isn't gonna help you against Rich Money. And it won't help you defeat the purest competitor in the history of Supreme. Never in my life - not a puff of a cigarette or a joint, not a sip of alcohol, not a snort of coke, not a needle up my behind or a bit of the stuff those baseball players used to hit all those home runs. Greatness awaits those who are pure in body and mind.</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Jungle Lord vs Marc DuBois (w/Louise Cannon and Joe Sexy)</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> [Qualifier for Awesome Impact Chamber Match for World Heavyweight Title]</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/26dff0b6-5097-4fc0-9bea-39d837a6ba80_zps2f929eb8.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/a9005e95-a4f1-4e74-87d6-d00ce9d0b3e6_zpsefc26770.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/74_zps664ea623.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><ul><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Jungle Lord has been in a bad run as of late, and even though the babyface team of Jungle Lord, Captain Atomic and the Bumfholes embarrassed The UnStable last week, Marc DuBois did make the Wildman tap out of the Fruitcake for Everybody, thus making him the only elimination for the good guys. DuBois, as always, gleefully skips to the ring to the tune of The Humane Society's garage rock version of "Tiptoe Thru the Tulips."</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Though Jungle Lord is like a house on fire in the first minute, his fast start goes to naught, thanks to a Louise Cannon distraction. DuBois then shows off his array of technical and brawling moves, and accidentally-on-purpose impresses former victim Jerry Eisen as he lands an overhead fallaway slam on the larger Jungle Lord.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">As Peter Michaels and Duane Fry give Eisen a hard time for suddenly admiring DuBois' ability, Jungle Lord makes a big comeback at the fifth minute, countering a Nutcracker Sweet, landing a neckbreaker, and willing himself back into things by stomping his feet and yelling "JUNGLE LORD WIN!"</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Things are going well for Jungle Lord, and he's getting ready to go for the Jungle Jack-Jammer, when Cannon distracts referee Ric Young and Sexy runs in to land the One Night Stand on the Wildman! He then places DuBois' arm on Jungle Lord, and as Young counts one, two, three, the strains of Patsy Cline's "Crazy" play in the background to mark Marc's win.</span><br /></li></ul><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>WINNER</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - DuBois in 7:11. Marc DuBois qualifies for Awesome Impact Chamber Match for SWF World Heavyweight Title.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> [CONFIRMED PARTICIPANTS - C. Faith, D. Davids, M. DuBois, Remo, Valiant, ?????]</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Michaels</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Jerry, were you even making sure neither Joe Sexy nor Marc DuBois were more than five feet away from you?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Fry</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Yeah, Jerry! Talk about sudden changes of heart! You were CHEERING Marc DuBois on as he sneaked his way into the Awesome Impact Chamber Match! I bet you're gonna make "Tiptoe Thru the Tulips" or "Crazy" into your new ringtones.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - I was NOT cheering Marc on!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Fry</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - See, you're even on a first-name basis with him now.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - All I wanted to say was that, when Marc DuBois focuses on wrestling and not on his vices or his incoherent, subservient, or sexually-addicted buddies in The UnStable, he has the makings of a future champ!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Fry</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - See, you praised him again! </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Michaels</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - I guess we can all agree that Marc DuBois still has loads of potential, provided his head's on straight. Though judging by the fact that The UnStable still exists, moments of brilliance from the original Can't Miss Prospects may most likely be limited.</div><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(MINOR ANGLE) High Stakes Mentors Confirmed</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/70_zpse1ff662d.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>The announcers start talking New Talent Initiative again, and with that in mind, they quickly announce the list of mentors for the first season of High Stakes, with matching graphics for the TV viewers at home.</em></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><ul><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">The Awesomeness (Huey Cannonball and Jefferson Stardust) - Skye Sunlight</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Marc DuBois - Spencer Spade</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Brandon James - Michael Wilmington III</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Eric Eisen - Matthew Keith</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Steve Frehley - Lenny Brown</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Rich Money - Findlay O'Farraday</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Lobster Warrior - Frankie Perez</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Frederique A. Garcia - Calum</span><br /></li></ul><p></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(ANGLE) Chase Psyches Up James and Rogue</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/9b679712-4e7f-4a5e-98e1-2139054e49d0_zps6c4c3dca.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/62697302-158d-4e35-a717-dd9b90c03600_zps95d8a1e6.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/a8530ef0-f432-40a6-9918-55ad4abf1cf2_zps46b28725.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/80_zps7e896c38.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Emma Chase is backstage in her dressing room, watching Marat Khoklov videos and looking excited at the prospect of bringing him in and making him the newest member of The Chase Agency. At that moment, Brandon James and Rogue enter, and James immediately questions why Chase is so dead-set on adding Khoklov to the Agency.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Chase</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - It's good business, Brandon, so just get with the program and do what you have to do.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>James</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - How many times do I have to tell you, Ms. Chase. We don't need Khoklov. Rogue and I, we're gonna defeat those losers...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rogue</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(shaking his head)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Defeat those losers...what kind of a bloody threat is that, Brandon? You're not bringin' it like ya' used to, mate, and you know it!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>James</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - At least I had more close calls with the silver briefcase than you did...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rogue</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - More close calls? That means you had more failed op'tunities, Brandon! Ya gotta let me help you here. We'll have Paul and Emma backin' us up as usual...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>James</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - I don't think I need Ms. Chase and the Blueblood helping us out. Maybe you, since you've never been anywhere close to the World or SWF Titles, but me? I can handle this! </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>James and Rogue come close to pushing and shoving at each other, but Ms. Chase tells the two to break it up, and James to watch himself while he's on the Performance Improvement Plan. Chase tells James that he wants him to go for the cover, and when Rogue protests, Chase tells him to give James every chance to make the pin and "be of as much help as possible" as James tries to prove himself again as the "Franchise Player" and "Big Money Man" of The Chase Agency. James looks unhappy about being patronized, but he lets it slip as he and Rogue exit the dressing room, not talking to each other...</em></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(VIGNETTE) 24/7 Partay Dudez - Meet The Dudez!</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/931ba5b1-e085-4d3e-a41f-eacc43aa6a7b_zps640b97e6.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/edaccf00-5c14-4076-8094-624ec264d806_zpsbb0186c8.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/12234547-15f6-429a-867b-44a90e53afd0_zps58bd71b2.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/52_zps07783167.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Before the next match, the final 24/7 Partay Dudez vignette plays...this time, we see all three members of the boy band, and the third member isn't an SWF newcomer, though he did debut quite recently - it's Justin Sensitive, and he's now calling himself J-Sense!</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>J-Sense</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - You know what, SWF Galaxy, those boos you showered upon me at When Hell Freezes Over really got to me. You didn't dig the melisma? You didn't like the hip and modern touch I put on "America the Beautiful"? Well, you must be livin' in the time of Como and Sinatra! Anyway, I spent the next few weeks in Canada, which is where I got to meet these two fine artistes. Ladies and gents, J-Sense is proud to present to you...my new bandmates, Mainstream and Stevie. And we are...the 24/7 Partay Dudez!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>The Dudez don't sing yet, but Mainstream and Stevie instead yell "MAINSTEVE!!!!" and "STEVESTREAM!!!!" at each other until J-Sense breaks them up and all three yell "PARTAY DUDEZ!!!! WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" before breaking into a choreographed dance number and lip-synching their saccharine theme music "Goin' Over Your Man."</em></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong>The Awesomeness (w/Dawn the Cheerleader) vs Brandon James and Rogue (w/Emma Chase and Paul Huntingdon)</strong></p><p> </p><p> <span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/7518bbb6-c18b-40e7-aa52-3856f0a30bc4_zpsf4c38da8.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/6bc1bb5a-6c3a-4fc7-858b-eb13394c90d3_zps045b3835.jpg</span> vs <span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/62697302-158d-4e35-a717-dd9b90c03600_zps95d8a1e6.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/a8530ef0-f432-40a6-9918-55ad4abf1cf2_zps46b28725.jpg</span></p><p> </p><p> <span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/72_zps91b21b80.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><ul><li>The announcers talk about The Awesomeness looking at the bright side of Jack Bruce's World title loss and back problems and seeing it as a chance for the Cream of the Crop to give them the proper guidance they need as a tag team, but Bruce remains MIA, and it's Dawn cheering Huey and Jeff on as they struggle early on against Rogue and Brandon James.<br /></li><li>The Awesomeness are able to get some moves in, and combine for a hurricanrana (Huey)/top-rope elbow drop (Jeff) combo on Rogue. Before Darren Smith could count, however, Stardust gets thrown off with a Dollar Sign distraction! This allows Rogue to tag a very exasperated James into the match.<br /></li><li>The continued theme here is how James appears to be doing much better than Rogue, though James still gets an assist from Paul Huntingdon, who trips Cannonball from outside as he goes for the Cannonball Run.<br /></li><li>This allows James to land the Big Money Move and, just as Chase had intended, get the pin.<br /></li></ul><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>WINNERS</strong></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - James and Rogue in 7:26</div><p></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(ANGLE) Donnie J Gets Attacked by Faith</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c84ec339-fce9-4823-86a6-f54202f6103e_zpsb2dc981b.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/3a4d3953-457a-4c82-b93b-06acf007576f_zps59f84e7b.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/64_zpsb51ba9ad.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>As The Awesomeness remain in the ring trying to recover, SWF rookie Donnie J is backstage, minding his own business until he bumps into Christian Faith.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Donnie</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(extending his hand)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Christian Faith. Like, I am honored to meet you, Christian. I've been a big fan, Christian, ever since I was a young boy. I am like, STOKED, to meet you!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Faith</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Who do you think you are, young man?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Donnie</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - I'm Donnie J, from Venice Beach, California...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Faith</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Do you have a last name? What does the "J" stand for?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Donnie</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - If you really want to know, Christian, it's...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Faith</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - You didn't go to college, did you...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Donnie</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - No, Christian...but why'd you wanna know?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Faith</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - So you're Donnie, with no last name, you didn't attend college, and your frequent use of "like" belies your lack of proper education. Is this the kind of mediocre prospect with no life skills that the SWF foists upon the SWF Galaxy these days?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Donnie</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Geez, I'm sorry, Christian, but...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Faith</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(grabbing Donnie by his collar and pinning him against the wall)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - It's MISTER Faith...you got that? MISTER...Faith. Say it.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Donnie</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - M-m-m-mister F-f-f-Faith...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Faith</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(not realizing Donnie J is, in real life, only 11 years his junior)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Say it like you mean it, SON. </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(pauses)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> Cure or kill...that's probably what you youngsters need to make it in this business and learn how to show resepct...CURE OR KILL...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Road agent Marcus McKing and referee Darren Smith see what's going on, and they immediately try to pull Faith off Donnie, who looks shaken and maybe even traumatized by Faith snapping on him.</em></div><p></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Michaels</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Good Gawd...Christian Faith has TOTALLY LOST IT! Instead of keeping the Faith, he has turned into one bitter cur of a Supreme Legend...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Fry</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - I actually like this new Christian Faith. </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Of course you would, Duane. Of course you would!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Fry</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Walter Matthau and Jack Lemmon may be long gone, but Christian Faith can star in his OWN Grumpy Old Men sequel, all by himself! But this time around, it ain't gonna be no comedy...</div><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Lobster Warrior and Nicky Champion (w/Angel Fish, Hannah, and Valiant) vs The New Darkness Warriors (w/Vengeance)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/da1e1864-93bb-443b-9e0a-cdc075bd1d84_zps5db5db9d.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/07d753c5-d33a-4f9b-ae39-e920091408eb_zpsa77a4e1a.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/d49e85c1-1675-4ff3-a52a-d2b498a1c12d_zps777a1d56.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/6d0b4afa-ec05-4e80-a568-63ad1d3792d1_zpse6de8e89.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/72_zps91b21b80.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><ul><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Before the match, we get a quick clip of The New Darkness Warriors assaulting Nicky Champion ahead of Supreme TV, and Lobster Warrior and Valiant running to Champion's rescue. A few nights earlier, Champion had been assaulted by teen pop star PJ Strong and an entourage of eight more young men, resulting in a nasty black eye and justifying this quick angle.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">The New Darkness Warriors got two tough opponents in Champions of Honor members Nicky Champion and Lobster Warrior, and it's the good guys getting off to a fast start, with Lobster Warrior landing a belly-to-belly suplex on Johnny D., and Nicky Champion tagging in for a hangman's facebreaker. </span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Lobby does Champion's Native American tribal dance before the tag, and Champion paces around rapidly while making claw-snapping gestures, but Angel Fish tells both men to stay focused. </span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Indeed, John Darkness kicks out of that combo, and by the midway mark, The New Darkness Warriors are doing a great job isolating Lobby. </span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Lobby counters an End of Discussion from Robert D. by hitting a powerful discus clothesline of his own, and is able to control things from minutes nine to ten, but Vengeance's sudden presence at ringside swings things back in The New Darkness Warriors' favor, as Robert tags John in for a Crash Diet. Could this be it?</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">...NO! Lobby kicks out, and after he rolls away from a springboard clothesline, he sends Nicky Champion in for the hot tag, and there's no stopping the Hawkeye now! </span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Vengeance is now closer than ever at ringside, but Champion remains unflappable, hitting an inverted atomic drop on Robert D., then slipping out of the Crash Diet to hit the Hawkeye Hammer on John Darkness.</span><br /></li></ul><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>WINNERS</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Lobster Warrior and Nicky Champion at 8:45</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Nicky Champion was LUCKY to have survived that onslaught from The New Darkness Warriors!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Michaels</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - I wouldn't say so, Jerry. Nicky Champion is THAT good, and I think Vengeance has a tall order ahead of him at Awesome Impact. He may never have lost a Casket Match in his SWF career, but we have to remember he's older now. While Champion, on the other hand, has the size, strength, skill, and youth to give Vengeance a hard time.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Fry</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Champion may be able to give Vengeance a good fight, but I am telling you...Lobster Warrior is looking like the underdog against Robert Darkness in their United States title match. Robert's turned a new corner since ditching that Robbie Retro nonsense, and I think that with Vengeance mentoring him, he has emerged as a definite threat out there!</div><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(TALK SHOW) Secrets of the Smooth - Cage Interviews The Amazing Bumfholes</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/52500455-709e-4167-93bb-808c76a8f31a_zps2876a50a.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c40952b1-444d-4dab-a1ae-4fd2c4aaca55_zps75d2c861.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/5120ae97-e829-45ea-8406-bce3e98d7320_zpsb9708838.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/65_zps0b951598.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>The Amazing Bumfholes don't really get to speak too much these days, but they've long been big hits with female fans, and that's what Roger Cage focuses on as he introduces tonight's guest on "Secrets of the Smooth" - The Amazing Bumfholes, Randy and Zimmy.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Cage</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - So, Zimmy...maybe you'd wanna tell the SWF Galaxy how you got your name?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>R. Bumfhole</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - I'm Randy.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Cage</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Randy! Randy Randy Bumfhole! Do I like the sound of that! Ever wonder why there's hardly anyone named Randall or Randolph over in the UK? It's because the usual nickname for those names...means you like to move it-move it and dance the horizontal Macarena with every girl you meet! But if you wanna get the girls, Randy, you don't wanna live up to your name too much. You gotta be smooth with the chicks...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>R. Bumfhole</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Excuse me, Roger, but I think that has nothin' to do with why we're here...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Z. Bumfhole</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - And we don't need help boostin' the population of female Bumfhoholics. </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Cage</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - You probably need help tonin' down that arrogance, Randy!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Z. Bumfhole</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - I'M Zimmy. I'm the blonde, and Randy's the redhead.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>R. Bumfhole</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - I'm a chestnut, Zimmy! </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>pauses</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> You'll hafta excuse my colorblind older brother.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Cage</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - So Bumfholes...the other day I got a call on my 1-900-FRNDZNE premium number from some dude who now owes his parents his entire college fund from all the advice I had to give him. Tyler, Taylor, Tyson, I dunno what his name is anymore, but this guy needs help takin' this girl to the prom. She's like WAAAAAAY outta his league, and she thinks he's a total spaz for likin' The Amazing Bumfholes. Is it true, boys, that the only guys who root for you are...you know...swing like Freddy does?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>R. Bumfhole</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Anyone can be a Bumfhoholic, Roger. Young, old, male, female, fat, thin, nerd, jock, ANYBODY in the world can get Bumfholism!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Z. Bumfhole</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - We ain't big muscleheads like The Pain Alliance, but we're faster...we're quicker...we jump higher than they do. Bumfholism is excitement, and if you don't got Bumfholism, then we got two words for 'ya...WHY SO SERIOUS, BROTHER?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>R. Bumfhole</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Zimmy, those were, like...FOUR words!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Cage</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Okay, maybe it was wrong for me to make that assumption about your male fans. </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(says the last two words in a very effeminate tone)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> But I got one piece of advice for the LOSERS...in love out there. Study your lessons! I'm not sayin' you should make the honor roll each and every time...nobody likes a nerd...but you gotta at least have a basic knowledge of arithmetic! And while this is America, you gotta speak ENGLISH, not American! I still don't understand, for the life of me, why some people seemingly pull new words out of their asses. Words like...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>R. Bumfhole</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Okay, we get it, Roger. That "two/four words" thing was on purpose. </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Cage</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(smirking)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Defensive much?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>R. Bumfhole</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - There ain't no such word as "Bumfhoholic" or "Bumfhoholism" in Webster's Dictionary. But our man Noah Webster didn't live to see two brothers have fun in the ring...dazzle the fans with our moves...and end up winning FOUR World Tag Team titles despite the fact we aren't as big or as strong as the competition!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Z. Bumfhole</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - And if we can have a few words about The Pain Alliance...</div><p></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(ANGLE) The Pain Alliance, The Amazing Bumfholes and The Platinum Blondes Argue</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/9be3a366-200c-406b-af3c-7575600417ec_zpsb5df1859.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/8fb9c774-b9c9-40e9-bb69-7405d689f758_zpsb7625215.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c40952b1-444d-4dab-a1ae-4fd2c4aaca55_zps75d2c861.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/5120ae97-e829-45ea-8406-bce3e98d7320_zpsb9708838.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/9b4db2b1-3b87-47a7-93f8-7fbba80cac1b_zps74719492.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/2e06d5e1-13c3-4eeb-9e7d-ac5f25b91a01_zps7c3974ce.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/62_zps3d2dce47.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Upon Zimmy's mention of The Pain Alliance, "Shamrocks and Shenanigans" by House of Pain/Butch Vig plays in the background, and that's the cue for The Pain Alliance to interrupt the talk show!</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Big Smack Scott</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - WEMME TEWWYA SUMPIN, BUMFHOES!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Cage</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(sounding overly excited)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Oh my God...it's BIG SMACK SCOTT! KURT LARAMEE! The Pain Alliance! Now we have got ourselves a TALK SHOW, people!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Big Smack Scott</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - WE AINGUNNA GUEST ON NO PIKKUH AWTIST'S (pickup artist) TALK SHOW!!!!! I JUST CAME HEE-YAHHHH...JUST CAME HEE-YAHHHHH...TO SHOW THE AMAZING BUMFHOES WHY THEY DUN' HAVE ANY STWAIGHT MALE FANS!!!!!! I MEAN, LOOK AT DOZE EXPLICITLY CAPED (exquisitely coiffed) HAIW-DOOZ...LOOK AT DOZE ANOWEXIC FRAMES...AND LOOK AT THOSE STOOPID ANSWERS TO RAJAH CAGE'S STOOPID KWISCHINS!!!! </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Z. Bumfhole</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - You know we were the better team last week, Pain Alliance! You saw us help Cap Atomic and Jungle Lord save Jerry Eisen from your bullyin'...and you saw how easily we eliminated The UnStable! That's why we feel we deserve another shot at your belts...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Laramee</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Y'all got lucky!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>R. Bumfhole</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - In case your "IQ's" are too low to comprehend...lemme say it one more time, Pain Alliance. We want a rematch. Another shot at the World Tag Team Titles. Another chance for us to do right by our Bumfhoholics and become the first FIVE-TIME TAG TEAM CHAMPS IN SWF HISTORY!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Big Smack Scott</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - YOU WANT A REMATCH??!?!? YOU WANT ANOTHER SHOTATTATAGTEAMTITOWS AT AWESOME IMPACK?!?!? THEN YOU MUST BE MAJOW SUCKAHS FOW PUNUSHMUNT!!!!! </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>It looks like The Amazing Bumfholes and The Pain Alliance will indeed be involved in a rematch for the World Tag Team titles, but The Platinum Blondes are next to arrive from the locker room, as flamboyant as ever! They maintain that their win against the former tag champs All-Americans earlier that evening gives them "carte blanche" to "score" and win their second tag titles at Awesome Impact. Further, Freddy Garcia seems to be taking offense at Roger Cage's comments from earlier...</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Cage</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Relax, Freddy...you know that a lot of my friends are...you know...like you!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>F. Garcia</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(flipping his feather boa around)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Oh, darling, I knew you were gonna say that. </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Prudence</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Let me tell you something, Bumfholes! Pain Alliance! We want a little piece of that hair-pulling contest for the World Tag Team Titles.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>F. Garcia</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - It may have taken us some time to get Fabulous this year, but there's no doubt about it now. Our bull is runnin'...our mojo is risin'... (strokes his hand up and down his chest) ...and it's time for the four of you...to Do the Freddy.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Big Smack Scott</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - SO YOU FAIWIES WANNA SHOT AT OUR BEWTS TOO?!?!? YOU'LL FIND OUT SOON ENOUGH, PWATINUHHH BLONDEZ...HOW IT'S LIKE TA' GET A PhD IN PUNUSSHHMENT...A DOCTORATE IN DESTWUCTION...AN' GWADUATE WITHOUT A DIPWOMAH!!!!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Laramee</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - ...what he said!</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Valiant (w/Jessie) vs Vengeance (w/The New Darkness Warriors)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/98828076-610d-4563-b5f2-8c44d6625b8c_zps2a7778a7.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c8d2ed5a-db2f-4362-a3fc-9c4fdf98ae7c_zps3b0d0bec.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/76_zps2ef58293.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><ul><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">As the match starts, the announcers tell us that Barry Bowen, who's been busy all day long deliberating over the fate of Angry Gilmore, has confirmed a three-way tag title match at Awesome Impact - The Pain Alliance defending against The Amazing Bumfholes and The Platinum Blondes. </span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">As for this match, Valiant starts strong with his basic, yet effective brawling attack, and gets a huge pop after steamrolling Vengeance with a shoulderblock. A follow-up splash hits, but Vengeance kicks out before Shane Stones makes the two-count.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">After struggling for the first three and a half minutes, Vengeance uses a high backdrop to gain control, and follows that up with a gut buster. Valiant tries to sell this move effectively, but that's yet to become one of his strengths.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Vengeance, who normally takes less than four minutes to squash his foes, goes for the Six Feet Under at 6:40. But since Valiant is far from being a jobber, that's not enough to put him away! Valiant kicks out with a few split seconds before three, which angers John Darkness as he argues with Stones.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Though Valiant is in control from 7:30 to 9:00, Vengeance is determined to avoid a Family of Darkness shutout; he dodges a Patriot Missile, sending Valiant in a hangman position on the ropes. Vengeance then goes for several knees to the back, then a powerslam on the now-struggling Valiant.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Valiant finds his second wind at the 12:00 mark, and that's when he starts using defense to fuel his offense. Several blocked moves later, he's ready for the V-Split, which connects, but he can't quite capitalize, as John and Robert Darkness distract him from ringside!</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">This allows Vengeance to go for a quick roll-up, which Valiant kicks out of, but after Vengeance stuns Valiant with a DeBones Shaker (forearm to face), he goes for the Skull Krusher, getting the pin and the win.</span><br /></li></ul><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>WINNER</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Vengeance in 14:59</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Michaels</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - That was one of Vengeance's longest matches in quite a while, and Valiant sure put up a valiant effort.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Fry</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Don't you get tired of that pun, Peter?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Michaels</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - No, but it's taken just a few weeks for us to get tired of your negativity and Remo advocacy. Y'all better hope Marvin Earnest and Sammy Curran are more patient than we are!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Fry</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Valiant, who qualified last week for the Awesome Impact Chamber Match for the SWF World Heavyweight Title, proved once again that he's not ready for a match of that magnitude. Then again, who is, aside from my client Remo Richardson? Probably Christian Faith, but not even his new, improved attitude can hide the fact that he's freakin' Methuselah!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Michaels</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Let's take you now to Duane's replacement effective next week, Ana Garcia, as she interviews Rich Money, who will be seeing action in tonight's main event against the promising, if a bit, uh...weird, Captain Atomic. Money's been posting cryptic tweets all week about certain individuals from the competition, whom he is supposedly inviting to join his new faction, and we hope to hear him expound on those tweets, while keeping us updated on his bid to acquire Marat Khoklov.</div><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW) Ana Garcia Interviews Money</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/6b0c2f93-c81b-4b51-92fa-d2c398df871f_zpsdfb5222c.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/6a98d800-6998-4b39-83c3-e328d3cefd2c_zps2aca6443.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/81_zpsab80d6db.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Backstage, Ana Garcia is trying to have a word with Rich Money, who is preparing for his match against Captain Atomic as he counts his money and struts around cockily in his tailored suit. Garcia asks Money about the cryptic tweets he's been posting, about negotiations with men "from the competition" in an effort to form a new Almighty Dollar. Money is evasive as ever, saying that he has a "big announcement" scheduled for next week, and that his main goal is to secure the services of Marat Khoklov before Emma Chase does.</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>[/b]</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>Money</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> - I always get what I want, Ana, and what I want...is one big Russian giant in my corner. And no, I am not interested in Remo - Duane Fry can keep him. I want Khoklov.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>A. Garcia</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> - But these overtures you've made to AA. KI. And now, what's this I hear about JM? By the looks of things, Rich, you've got the makings of a super faction here. Bigger than any Chase Agency or UnStable or Family of Darkness. These three men from the competition, if they are whom I think they are, plus Marat Khoklov, and yourself...</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>Money</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> - Your patience will be rewarded, dear Ana. Just like it was when you were promoted to the Supreme TV announce team after years of doing these silly interviews, and chiming in with insignificant musings on the pay-per-view shows. Next week, </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>your questions shall be answered, and how.</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> Good luck on your Supreme TV debut, Ana...and remember...patience is MONEY.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em>Having said that, Money walks away, as arrogant as ever in his stride, leaving Garcia with no solid answers to her questions, and those of the SWF Galaxy.</em></em></div></div></blockquote><p><em> </em></p><p><em> </em></p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><em><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(VIGNETTE) Calum High Stakes Hype Video</span></strong></em></p></div><p></p><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/3f81ba4b-f283-415f-85a4-719104305bbc_zpse4b9aa90.jpg</span><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/47_zps4cf0892f.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em>Last, but not the least for the High Stakes vignettes, is a man called Calum, no need for last names, apparently. This is former PSW standout Nelson Callum, but since Nelson isn't exactly a cool wrestling name (unless you use "Ha-ha!" as a catchphrase), he's going with a modified version of his real surname. As confirmed earlier, he will be mentored by Frederique A. Garcia, and is advertised as "Calum, 25, Los Angeles, Calif. (by way of Nashville, Tenn.)"</em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><em></em><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><em></em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>Calum</strong></em></div><em></em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> - I'm Calum, and I hail from Nashville. </em></div><em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em>(pauses for effect)</em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> Used to. I've been male modeling since I graduated high school, and since escaping the confines of my dead-end town, I've lost the baby fat, lost the accent, lost every bit of awkwardness that I had back when I was a wrestling fan. No, I don't like wrestling anymore. It's for losers who don't have a social life, and as a multifaceted male model, I have so many better things to do than wrestle. So why do I do it? Because a man's gotta eat when he doesn't have modeling assignments! And besides, man...I'm MMA-trained. I'm legit, baby, with an amateur background to boot. The Honey Trap is a guillotine choke takedown straight from the arsenal of Buddy Garner...and I promise you, none of the seven other geeks on High Stakes have an answer to it. So if a man can't make an honest living as a model, he might as well focus on his Plan B. In my case, that's professional wrestling.</em></div><em></em></div></blockquote><p><em> </em></p><p><em> </em></p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><em><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Captain Atomic vs Rich Money ©</span></strong></em></p><p><em><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> [Non-Title Match]</span></strong></em></p></div><p></p><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/ecd353fc-8ea6-4453-9e50-bbb6303da128_zpsbb6ec6f8.jpg</span><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span></em><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/6a98d800-6998-4b39-83c3-e328d3cefd2c_zps2aca6443.jpg</span><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/84_zps4113c954.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></p><ul><li><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">As Rich Money spends the first few minutes slowing Captain Atomic down with rest holds and chain wrestling moves, Peter Michaels says that Angry Gilmore, who has reportedly been clamoring for a SECOND rematch against Rich Money for the SWF Title, will be subject to a live performance evaluation on the next Supreme TV. Duane Fry says that he'd rather see a "live firing", and as he says that, Money drops Atomic with a screw legwhip. Atomic screams out in pain as Money gloats for the booing crowd.</span></em><br /></li><li><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">It's not long before Atomic has his chance to show his stuff - he DDT's Money, stunning the reigning SWF Champion. He then goes for a hangman's neckbreaker, but Money kicks out at the two-count.</span></em><br /></li><li><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">A gutwrench suplex from Money at the 5:50 mark gives him the upper hand again, though it doesn't take long for Atomic to recover, and get the crowd going with a "YAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!" and a Radiation Blaster! This could be one huge upset, but Money kicks out again.</span></em><br /></li><li><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Atomic's still in control at 9:30, but he gets distracted by Squeeky McClean, who steps out to watch the match. Noticing McClean, Atomic leaves the ring, lands a Mushroom Cloud on Squeeky, then returns just in time to beat the ten-count!</span></em><br /></li><li><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Try as Atomic may to put Money away, he can't, and as we reach the 12-minute mark, the announcers are all surprised that the match has gone on for this long. Not so fast, though - Money counters a Mushroom Cloud, slips away, and goes for the Bank Roll. It connects, but Atomic kicks out, sits up, and lets out another barbaric yawp!</span></em><br /></li><li><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">After another false finish from Atomic, it looks like it's Money time at the 15-minute mark - he had earlier dumped the Radioactive Wrecking Machine with a Money in the Bank, and now he's going for the Dollars from Heaven. Atomic tries to move away, but it's too late. Ric Young counts one...two...THREE, and Money wins this surprisingly competitive match against the North American title challenger!</span></em><br /></li></ul><p></p><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>WINNER</strong></em></div><em></em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> - Money in 16:12</em></div><em></em><p></p></div></blockquote><p><em> </em></p><p><em> </em></p><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>Michaels</strong></em></div><em></em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> - Captain Atomic has nothing to be ashamed of.</em></div><em></em><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><em></em><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><em></em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>Fry</strong></em></div><em></em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> - Unlike former teammate Jungle Lord, who drinks like a fish and wears a scandalous loincloth to the ring.</em></div><em></em><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><em></em><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><em></em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>Michaels</strong></em></div><em></em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> - Of course, Duane, I did not mean it that way! Captain Atomic put on a gutsy fight against Rich Money, and gave the reigning SWF Title holder a very, VERY hard time.</em></div><em></em><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><em></em><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><em></em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>J. Eisen</strong></em></div><em></em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> - Big things await Captain Atomic, and who knows - he just might end Squeeky McClean's almost nine-month reign as North American champion. Guy's like a cockroach!</em></div><em></em><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><em></em><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><em></em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>Michaels</strong></em></div><em></em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> - Speaking of roaches, we've got a man who compares himself to one, and he's coming up next - the third, and final automatic qualifier for the Awesome Impact Chamber Match for the SWF World Heavyweight Title! Last week, Jerry Eisen had a hunch about who he is, and we shall find out who it is, after the break.</em></div><em></em><p><em> </em></p><p><em> </em></p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><em><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(PROMO) Bruce Rants About Remo</span></strong></em></p></div><p></p><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/eb1724bd-26fe-4b4b-bf5b-0753ef4c47ed_zpsaa6c4ead.jpg</span><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/99_zps9c95202c.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em>Just as Jerry Eisen had teased last week, Jack Bruce is the third automatic qualifier for the Awesome Impact Chamber Match, and the fans over at the TD Garden are loving it as Bruce hits the ring, yells "IT'S SHOWTIME!!!!", and sings the first few lines of "Sweet Little Sixteen", the Chuck Berry classic that starts with the line "we're really rockin' in Boston." He starts his promo by apologizing for losing the World Heavyweight Title, and when he gets showered by cheers of "YOU STILL GOT IT!", he says that unlike a certain older wrestler who used to have Faith, he takes that cheer as the highest of compliments. He then goes on to compare himself to a cockroach that just can't be gotten rid of.</em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><em></em><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><em></em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>Bruce</strong></em></div><em></em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> - ...that's exactly what I am, Remo. I'm like a cockroach. I'm just like AC/DC. The Rolling Stones. Aerosmith. Just like all those rock bands who've been through hell and back only to remain RELEVANT...only to keep crankin' out the hits and rockin' out with fans from all generations...you may have tried your best out there, Remo. You may have shook me all night long with those kicks to the back...those backbreakers...Lumbar Punctures...sidewalk slams...every move in your arsenal, and believe me, they sure did hurt. I had to recuperate for one week at that SLC hospital and miss the first week of recording with my band. Doctors were like, "Jack, this could save your life! Why don't you go under the knife?" I got second, third, FOURTH opinions while I was over at Utah. I tried everything short of surgery, and I am still hurtin', Remo, still in MORE PAIN than Duane Fry's heart when you first landed the Destroyer on him all those years ago. But you know what? I am CLEAR. No wrestlin' for the next two months.</em></div><em></em><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><em></em><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em>Jack Bruce pauses as the fans let out some faint boos upon learning he might have to miss a significant amount of time.</em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><em></em><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><em></em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>Bruce</strong></em></div><em></em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> - Did I say two months? I meant TWO WEEKS, Constituents! That's because your Cream of the Crop, your Mayor of Metal, POPULATION UMPTEEN MILLION...is gonna be fightin' at Awesome Impact, in a chamber with five other men...fightin' to TAKE THE POWER BACK and win back that World Heavyweight Title! Bein' five-time champ was a helluva blast, Constituents...but ain't no poser gonna touch me when I become a SIX-TIME CHAMP at the Alamodome in San Antonio, for Awesome Impact 2014! My back still hurts, but I still don't need surgery. I still don't need a lot of time off. But when I return to the ring in San Antonio...I am gonna take out not just one, but FIVE men...five for each time I won the World title...IN A NEW!!!! YORK...</em></div><em></em></div></blockquote><p><em> </em></p><p><em> </em></p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><em><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(ANGLE) Bruce and Remo Brawl</span></strong></em></p></div><p></p><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/eb1724bd-26fe-4b4b-bf5b-0753ef4c47ed_zpsaa6c4ead.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/af331342-c78d-4eb4-9410-bd8c1f985616_zps99613eeb.jpg</span><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/75_zpsc480601c.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em>The sounds of Finnish heavy metal (Children of Bodom) play in the background, and that means one thing...the Alpha Dog, Remo, is here to go hunting!</em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><em></em><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><em></em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>Fry</strong></em></div><em></em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> - Are you done, Cinderella Man? You done talkin' about your miraculous recovery from that little session with that Utah witch doctor? I don't know what it's gonna take to put you out of your misery, ROCK STAR, and have you stick to one mediocre career rather than double-dip in two. But I know someone who does. In just a few minutes, Barry Bowen is gonna regret having made you one of the automatic qualifiers for the Awesome Impact Chamber Match...because my client and my best friend is going to show you just what kind of an awesome impact you can expect two Sundays from now! Ladies and gentlemen of the SWF Galaxy...I now present to you...the most PHYSICALLY DOMINATING SWF SUPERSTAR...NO, THE MOST PHYSICALLY DOMINATING INDIVIDUAL IN ALL OF WRESTLING HISTORY!!!!! I WANNA HEAR YOU GRRRRRRROWL FOR THE ALPHA DOG...THE MAD MINNEAPOLIS MAN...A VERITABLE FREAK OF NATURE AND YOUR SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...RRRRRRRRRREMO!!!!!!!! RRRRRRRRRICHARDSON!!!!!!!!!</em></div><em></em><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><em></em><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em>Remo makes his way to the ring, and briefly stops at the announce table to bump fists with Duane Fry. Fry, however, is in no mood for fist-bumping of any kind.</em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><em></em><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><em></em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>Fry</strong></em></div><em></em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em>(screaming in an especially high-pitched voice)</em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> - WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOIN', REMO?!?!? THOSE FIST-BUMPS CAN COME LATER!!!!! FORCE JACK BRUCE'S RETIREMENT...NOW!!!!!!</em></div><em></em><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><em></em><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em>Remo does as is asked and enters the ring, immediately going for a Lumbar Puncture on Jack Bruce. However, Bruce slips away from the move, quick as a cat, and instead goes for the New York Minute on the Alpha Dog, getting a GIGANTIC pop in the process! Bruce then goes for the Welcome to NYC combo - elbow drop, leg drop, and SPLASH! He rips off his silk shirt and poses for the crowd, not knowing Fry has grabbed a chair and is about to enter the ring...</em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><em></em><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><em></em><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/7518bbb6-c18b-40e7-aa52-3856f0a30bc4_zpsf4c38da8.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/6bc1bb5a-6c3a-4fc7-858b-eb13394c90d3_zps045b3835.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><em></em><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em>...but Fry himself doesn't realize that The Awesomeness have run in themselves, arriving from the locker room and hitting the ring just in the nick of time to stop the chair shot! Fry cowers in fear as Huey Cannonball and Jefferson Stardust surround him...and focuses instead on helping Remo up to his feet. The crowd, meanwhile, is enjoying this surprise appearance from The Awesomeness, yelling "SHOCK AND AWE!" and hoping the glam rockers perform their trademark finisher on Fry. The fans then break out into a "Na-Na/Hey-Hey Goodbye" chant as Fry, who will be announcing on Uprising starting next Thursday, angrily retreats to the locker room with Remo.</em></em></div><em><em></em></em></div></blockquote><p><em> </em></p><p><em> </em></p><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>J. Eisen</strong></em></div><em></em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> - Goodbye, Duane Fry! And good riddance! </em></div><em></em><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><em></em><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><em></em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>Michaels</strong></em></div><em></em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> - To be perfectly honest, Jerry, I was wishing The Awesomeness did the Shock and Awe on Duane as a send-off present. Then again, just because Duane won't be sittin' next to us doesn't mean we won't be hearin' from him anymore!</em></div><em></em><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><em></em><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><em></em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>J. Eisen</strong></em></div><em></em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> - He's still Remo's manager, whether we like it or not.</em></div><em></em><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><em></em><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><em></em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>Michaels</strong></em></div><em></em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em>(observing Bruce psyche up The Awesomeness)</em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> - Awwww, isn't that nice? Jack Bruce is doin' right by his proteges...he's telling The Awesomeness that they're gonna win some matches!</em></div><em></em><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><em></em><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><em></em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>J. Eisen</strong></em></div><em></em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> - High time they should, Peter! It's been three years since they broke into the scene, straight from a Jack Bruce Band tour. These two young men seem primed for bigger things to come...both as a tag team, and also as a rock 'n' roll duo!</em></div><em></em><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><em></em><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><em></em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>Michaels</strong></em></div><em></em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> - The Awesomeness with Jack Bruce actually mentoring them from ringside, as he heals up for Awesome Impact. That, pun intended, should be AWESOME. </em></div><em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em>(pauses)</em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> For Jerry Eisen and the gone-but-not-missed Duane Fry, this has been the Dean, Peter Michaels. Goodnight, SWF Galaxy!</em></div><em></em><p><em> </em></p><p><em> </em></p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><p><em><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>SWF Supreme TV Overall Grade - </strong></em></div><em><strong></strong></em><em><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong><span style="color:#00FF00;">86/B+</span></strong></em></div><em><strong></strong></em><p><em><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong> TCW Total Wrestling Overall Grade - </strong></em></div><em><strong></strong></em><em><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong><span style="color:#00FF00;">86/B+</span></strong></em></div><em><strong></strong></em><p><em><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong> Increased Popularity in 8 Regions</strong></em></div><em><strong></strong></em><p><em><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong> SWF Supreme TV Rating - 13.66 (New Record)</strong></em></div><em><strong></strong></em><p><em><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong> </strong></em></div><em><strong></strong></em><p><em><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong> Trending on Twitter - #JackBruce #Remo #FaithNoMoreSWF #ByeByeFry #UpFRYsing #AlmightyDollarII #AwesomeImpact #AngryGilmore #RichMoney #CaptainAtomic </strong></em></div><em><strong></strong></em></div></blockquote>
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<div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong>THE SUPREME POSTMORTEM - POST-SHOW OOC, FEBRUARY WEEK 4 2014:</strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">PREDICTION GAME SCORES - FEBRUARY 2014</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> MONTHLY PRIZE - Come up with a midcard storyline for Uprising, to be used in its first month on air (March 2014)</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Requirements - Predict at least 4 of 5 shows for the month of February to qualify</span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Occasional_Z</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - 26/27, </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="color:#48D1CC;">96%</span></strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> (+6/7, +1)</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Reel Big White Dolphin - 30/35, </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="color:#00FF00;">86%</span></strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> (+5/7)</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> flaviooooo - 29/35, </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="color:#2E8B57;">83%</span></strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> (+6/7)</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> JShmoopy - 29/35, </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="color:#2E8B57;">83%</span></strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> (+6/7)</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> overthetop2 - 27/35, </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="color:#2E8B57;">78%</span></strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> (+5/7)</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> KnowYourEnemy - 21/28, </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="color:#006400;">75%</span></strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> (+6/7)</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> hydrogen001 - 26/35, </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="color:#006400;">74%</span></strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> (+6/7)</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Midnightnick - 23/35, </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="color:#FFFF00;">66%</span></strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> (+6/7, +1)</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Non-Qualifiers:</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Bigjondalegend - 10/14, </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="color:#FFFF00;">71%</span></strong></span></p></div><p></p><p></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Congratulations, <strong>Occasional_Z</strong>! <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> For winning the February prediction game, you shall help me book Uprising by suggesting one storyline for the B-show. Name me at least two wrestlers and the storyline you have in mind, and I'll see what I can do about it.</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="KnowYourEnemy" data-cite="KnowYourEnemy" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><em>Heel Faith... I wonder what Gimmick we get here? Spiked my interest, should be decent with Swoop involved.</em></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Bitter Veteran, but I somehow forgot to change gimmick ahead of the show. Since The UnStable provides all the crazy a promotion needs, I'm not basing Faith's heel character on Bob Backlund, though they may have similar beliefs. There's also a bit of Robert De Niro in there - "Cure or kill" was his mantra as abusive stepfather Dwight Hansen in the film "This Boy's Life."</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="flaviooooo" data-cite="flaviooooo" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Very good interview, you really made Minnesota the jackass that he is <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="overthetop2" data-cite="overthetop2" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>I had heard nasty stories about Joey Minnesota but jeez... was he on his period or something that day?[/sexist joke]</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Comes from years of watching YouTube videos of irate coaches and athletes going off at the press. Thanks! <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="hydrogen001" data-cite="hydrogen001" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Great show man! Though I think the Unstable kinda looked weak by getting totally squashed and its kinda sad not seeing them bully Jerry anymore. Also good character direction for Faith, I'm getting tired of him being an old-age Cena-like guy anyway.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Thanks! Yes, I admit it - The UnStable looked pretty weak there, losing 3-1. But it was to underscore Jungle Lord's frustration at his lack of success since Hero Squad disbanded. As for Faith, that was a huge gamble for me to turn him heel, but again, it's something I'd never done before while playing SWF. Hopefully I don't run out of ideas for his heel character.</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Comment: so we'll have another midcarder for the main event match?</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Again a result of my introducing the new belts a bit too soon. DuBois is actually in the upper midcard, and his popularity's now quite close to 70. I'm thinking things change when it comes to booking these massive title/high-profile matches (with four or more competitors) when I start raiding TCW.</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="overthetop2" data-cite="overthetop2" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><p> <em>Comment: I was under the impression that Faith could chokeslam a baby and still get a face re-action... but apparently not!</em></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> THIS.</p><p> </p><p> Random observations:</p><p> </p><p> - Wow, TCW is really taking it to SWF. I thought that tie would cause SWF to slip from International to National - that was close!</p><p> - My bad with Spencer Spade's mentor - it's supposed to be Marc DuBois, not Emma Chase and Rogue. Went with DuBois as mentor because like him, Spade is also a "can't miss prospect" of sorts.</p><p> - Jack Bruce just keeps delivering - with me being grade-conscious at this point since I want to keep SWF at International, it was imperative for me to bring Bruce back and have him cut a promo, even if he's supposed to be suffering from a serious injury.</p>
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<p>*Puts ???? in main event slot*</p><p> </p><p> *Turns out to be midcarder*</p><p> </p><p> Well, that's gone and ruined any chance I had left of winning the monthly predictions... the risks I took all exploded in my face this month. I'll have to remember not to bet against the champions so often next month...</p><p> </p><p> The booking of Des Davids continues to puzzle me; he somehow gets Eric Eisen to agree to job to him, only to get pinned the following week by a midcard tag team?</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Faith - So you're Donnie, with no last name, you didn't attend college, and your frequent use of "like" belies your lack of proper education. Is this the kind of mediocre prospect with no life skills that the SWF foists upon the SWF Galaxy these days?</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Boss. Whip those teenage stereotypes into shape! Screw you Frehley![/still refusing to accept that Faith is a heel]</p>
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<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="overthetop2" data-cite="overthetop2" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><p> The booking of Des Davids continues to puzzle me; he somehow gets Eric Eisen to agree to job to him, only to get pinned the following week by a midcard tag team?</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> In retrospect, I should have had A-Mach take the loss, since he's pretty much a jobber who doesn't get much screen time. While Davids, of course, is an up-and-coming star. I wanted Eisen to get some sort of revenge, but I think I ended up overdoing it. Oh well. Got me there! <img alt=":o" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/redface.png.900245280682ef18c5d82399a93c5827.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p> Anyway, here's the first card of March, now up for predictions! Uprising will be on the air in March, and that means more shows, more matches to predict! Will also be doing the bi-monthly maintenance thing, so all turns, call-ups and demotions should be reflected very soon on the rosters pages.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Banners%20Etc/RecentlyonSupremeTV_zps7636be51.png</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>...Cutting his first in-ring promo as a heel, Christian Faith blamed his change in attitude on the SWF fans, while saying Steve Frehley represents everything that's wrong with the SWF and a symbolism of how present-day fans have degenerated. Frehley, for his part, would challenge Faith to a match on Awesome Impact, and while Faith appears to be willing to fight twice on the same evening, the match has yet to be confirmed...</em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> ...Faith would go on to lose that match by disqualification, as Steve Frehley ran in to save his mentor and discoverer from a potential Remo foreign object attack. However, this loss was the last straw for the hard-luck Faith, who viciously turned on Frehley, thus becoming a villain for the first time since the mid-'90s.</em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> ...Eric Eisen continued his revenge on Des Davids, costing him and American Machine a match against The Platinum Blondes. Eisen also debuted his new bodyguard, the younger, bigger, and stronger Primus "Enforcer" Allen.</em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> ...Jungle Lord's string of bad luck continued with a loss against Marc DuBois, allowing the Maniac to become the fifth of sixth qualifiers for the Awesome Impact Chamber Match.</em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> ...Though Brandon James and Rogue's relations as stablemates remain tenuous, the duo defeated The Awesomeness in tag team action, as Emma Chase has James on a "Performance Improvement Plan" and her sights on a potential new Agency member, Marat Khoklov...</em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> ...Also vying for Khoklov's services is Rich Money, who refused to answer questions about at least three TCW wrestlers (Aaron Andrews, Koshiro Ino, and now Joey Minnesota) he may be buying from the competition. Money, however, promised to have something to announce in the coming week.</em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> ...Money's bitter rival, Angry Gilmore, remains suspended, but he is due for a live performance evaluation with Barry Bowen. He may also learn his fate in that evaluation, as he remains the top contender for the SWF Title, assuming, of course, he remains employed by the SWF.</em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> ...A shambolic Secrets of the Smooth featuring Roger Cage interviewing The Amazing Bumfholes turned into a major argument involving the Bumfs, The Pain Alliance, and the hot-streaking Platinum Blondes. All three teams were eventually confirmed to face off at Awesome Impact for the World Tag Team Titles.</em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> ...Nicky Champion and Lobster Warrior represented The Champions of Honor well, teaming up and defeating The New Darkness Warriors. But while Vengeance's lackeys lost, the Father of Sin found himself struggling to defeat Valiant, but winning in the end over the promising "Honorable One."</em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> ...Jack Bruce, whose back injuries forced him to remain in Salt Lake City for days after Nothing to Lose, was announced as the sixth qualifier, and third automatic one to make it to the Awesome Impact Chamber Match. Bruce compared himself to a "cockroach" who cannot be gotten rid of, and though Duane Fry tried to have Remo ambush him, it would be Remo looking weak for once, as Bruce bopped the Alpha Dog with a New York Minute and his proteges, The Awesomeness, prevented Fry from hitting a chair shot and inflicting more damage on Bruce's back.</em></div></div></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">SWF Supreme TV</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Verizon Center (Washington DC, Mid-Atlantic)</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> March 4, 2014 (Week 1)</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Banners%20Etc/SWFSupremeTV_zpsfbc2c3e3.jpg</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Donnie J vs Robert Darkness</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> [Donnie J's SWF debut]</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Oro vs Squeeky McClean ©</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> [Non-Title Match]</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>????? vs The Sex Maniacs (w/Louise Cannon)</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Lobster Warrior © (w/Angel Fish) vs John Darkness</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> [Non-Title Match]</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Steve Frehley vs Paul Huntingdon (w/Emma Chase)</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Nicky Champion (w/Hannah) and Valiant (w/Jessie) vs The Platinum Blondes </strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>????? and ????? vs Rich Money and ?????</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong>SWF Uprising</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong> Landmark Theater (Virginia, Mid-Atlantic)</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong> Thursday, March 6, 2014 (Week 1)</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Banners%20Etc/SWFUprising_zps6a72ec30.jpg</span></p><div style="text-align:center;"></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Frankie Perez (w/Mentor Lobster Warrior) vs Lenny Brown (w/Mentor Steve Frehley)</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> [High Stakes]</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Skye Sunlight (w/Mentors The Awesomeness) vs Findlay O'Farraday (w/Mentor Rich Money)</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> [High Stakes]</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Michael Wilmington III (w/Mentor Brandon James) vs Spencer Spade (w/Mentor Marc DuBois)</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> [High Stakes]</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Matthew Keith (w/Mentor Eric Eisen) vs Calum (w/Mentor Frederique A. Garcia)</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> [High Stakes]</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Kirk Patrick (KP Avatar) vs Joe Sexy (w/Louise Cannon)</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> [uprising]</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>The Awesomeness (w/Dawn the Cheerleader) vs 24/7 Partay Dudez (w/J-Sense)</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> [uprising, 24/7 Partay Dudez's debut]</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Randy Bumfhole vs Big Smack Scott</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> [uprising]</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>American Machine (w/BJ O'Neill and Des Davids) vs Eric Eisen (w/Enforcer Allen)</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> [uprising]</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comments:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Zimmy Bumfhole vs Kurt Laramee</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> [uprising]</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Bonus Question</strong></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Who will be Roger Cage's next guest on Secrets of the Smooth?</div></div></div></div><p></p></div></blockquote>
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<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="MichiganHero" data-cite="MichiganHero" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>A point about HeelFaith is that I can see him going in a similar direction to The Decade in RoH if played right. He picks a rookie who he deems to be respectful enough and allows him to carry his bags and such.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Sounds like a plan! <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> I think that's a storyline I'd like to explore in the near future.</p><p> </p><p> Anyway, I didn't have much work yesterday, so the first Supreme TV of March is more than 50 percent done. I hope to have it up tomorrow, so anyone who wants to predict has about 24-48 hours to do so! Going forward, not all High Stakes matches will be included in the predictions, but since it's the "premiere" of High Stakes (as an Uprising special for the first season), that's why this week's prediction game is so large-scale...</p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>"To Anti-Klubb Or Not to Anti-Klubb?"</strong></span></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Tuesday, March 4, 2014</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong> Verizon Center</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong> 6:45 p.m.</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Of course, how could I not be on TMZ? How could my bruised mug not appear on the dirt sheets and the showbiz publications? If I was any other wrestler, the showbiz sites would probably let me be, but take note that I was dating my ex, USPW Women's Champion, reality show star, and pop singer Alicia Strong. And I was beaten up by a nine-man gang led by Peter Jethro "PJ" Strong, a full-time teen star and part-time student who's a regular on Tiger Beat's pages. People were telling me to sue, but all I wanted now was some peace and quiet. </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> I wasn't going to get that in this locker room, though.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster/BrettStarr_zps14b7c076.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> "Hey Nick, did you and Val discuss your tag team match?"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> "Not yet, Mike." Was this guy really part of the booking team now?</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> "Alright, Nicky, just wanted to make sure. Hope you have a good one out there, boss! Dunno what Pete was thinking when he booked you and Val against The Platinum Blondes, but...I dunno? Blondes aren't bad in the ring, I'd say."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> You do the math. I'm no fan of rookie hazing, but Mike hardly went through any. He had been taken under the Klubb's wing, and it wasn't long before he started partying with them. And helping Eric out when he'd cook up potential storylines or create matches for his opponents. Except for this one time where he acted a bit fresh towards me, Mike mostly kept his arrogance within the Klubb. But it was still disconcerting to see such a young kid maneuver his way up with politics.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> "GOD DAMMIT, USPW!!!!"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Oh, God. Is this who I think it is?</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster/EricEisen_alt4-2_zpsba63cd3b.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster/JerryEisen_zps05fc8897.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> "So you got inside Alicia Strong's leather pants yet again, despite the fact you're no longer a couple. So you got into a fistfight with a teen idol and looked like shit because big, strong Nicky Champion couldn't fend off a bunch of skinny teenage punks. You're on TMZ and everyone's talkin' about you. But why disrespect a young rookie like Mike?"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> "What's this about, Eric?", I asked. His brother answered for me. Yes, that same brother who just got rewarded for uncalled-for shooting and storyline leaking on the air. </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> "Here's the deal, USPW," said Jerry. "Mike Wilmington told me that you snapped at him when he was simply trying to check whether you and Valiant had talked about your tag match against Freddy and Jimmy."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> "I just told him we hadn't talked yet, but I did not snap!"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> "Did too, USPW!", yelled Jerry. Dammit. It's already March and you two still don't call me by my first name? </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> "And what about that little talk you had with our dad?", continued Eric. "How come you're still hanging out with those jabronis?"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> "They're MY JABRONIS, Eric, and as far as I'm concerned, ain't nothing wrong with being one of the boys. I have nothing against the main eventers. But I think I have a right to choose which friends I hang out with."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Eric sneered at me as he and Jerry prepared to leave for a cigarette break. "Have it your way, $40,000 Man. Snap at rookies, don't listen to the boss, be a total negative influence backstage. Keep up at this rate, USPW, and your only friends will be Big Smack Scott and Kurt Laramee."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> "He isn't even friends with them!", teased Jerry, as he and Eric exchanged a high-five and prepared to abuse their lungs. </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> The Klubb was getting stronger with every week I spent in the locker room. With Eric and Jerry's childhood friend and fellow New Yorker Joey Minnesota rumored to be on the SWF's shortlist (yes, even with that meltdown on PWH), the Klubb was destined to grow in number. </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Was it time for me to start my own Anti-Klubb? Maybe yes, maybe not just yet. Oh well. I think I better do what the young politician wants me to do - talk to Valiant about tonight's match.</span></p>
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<p>SWF Supreme TV</p><p>

Verizon Center (Washington DC, Mid-Atlantic)</p><p>

March 4, 2014 (Week 1)</p><p> </p><p>

Donnie J vs <strong>Robert Darkness</strong></p><p>

[Donnie J's SWF debut]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Oro vs <strong>Squeeky McClean ©</strong></p><p>

[Non-Title Match]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>?????</strong> vs The Sex Maniacs (w/Louise Cannon)</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Lobster Warrior © (w/Angel Fish)</strong> vs John Darkness</p><p>

[Non-Title Match]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Steve Frehley</strong> vs Paul Huntingdon (w/Emma Chase)</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Nicky Champion (w/Hannah) and Valiant (w/Jessie)</strong> vs The Platinum Blondes </p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

????? and ????? vs <strong>Rich Money and ?????</strong></p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

SWF Uprising</p><p>

Landmark Theater (Virginia, Mid-Atlantic)</p><p>

Thursday, March 6, 2014 (Week 1)</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Frankie Perez (w/Mentor Lobster Warrior)</strong> vs Lenny Brown (w/Mentor Steve Frehley)</p><p>

[High Stakes]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Skye Sunlight (w/Mentors The Awesomeness) vs <strong>Findlay O'Farraday (w/Mentor Rich Money)</strong></p><p>

[High Stakes]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Michael Wilmington III (w/Mentor Brandon James)</strong> vs Spencer Spade (w/Mentor Marc DuBois)</p><p>

[High Stakes]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Matthew Keith (w/Mentor Eric Eisen)</strong> vs Calum (w/Mentor Frederique A. Garcia)</p><p>

[High Stakes]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Kirk Patrick (KP Avatar) vs <strong>Joe Sexy (w/Louise Cannon)</strong></p><p>

[uprising]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

The Awesomeness (w/Dawn the Cheerleader) vs <strong>24/7 Partay Dudez (w/J-Sense)</strong></p><p>

[uprising, 24/7 Partay Dudez's debut]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Randy Bumfhole vs <strong>Big Smack Scott</strong></p><p>

[uprising]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

American Machine (w/BJ O'Neill and Des Davids) vs <strong>Eric Eisen (w/Enforcer Allen)</strong></p><p>

[uprising]</p><p>

Comments:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Zimmy Bumfhole</strong> vs Kurt Laramee</p><p>

[uprising]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question - Who will be Roger Cage's next guest on Secrets of the Smooth? <strong>Christian Faith</strong></p>

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<p>Yeah Nicky! Form an anti-klubb but with Angry Gilmore and Christian Faith on it! We'll see whose gonna be the boss at the backstage now! Hahaha.</p><p> </p><p>

Great show 3rdString! Although I'm kinda confused with what happened with the storyline between Valiant, Hannah and Eric. I mean there seemed to be more to the story when we saw Hannah following Eric's orders, but then Nicky just swooped in and got away with the girl. And what confuses me more was Valiant just kinda went with it. Or maybe I just didn't get the story. Could you enlighten me there? Haha.</p>

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<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="hydrogen001" data-cite="hydrogen001" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Yeah Nicky! Form an anti-klubb but with Angry Gilmore and Christian Faith on it! We'll see whose gonna be the boss at the backstage now! Hahaha.<p> </p><p> Great show 3rdString! Although I'm kinda confused with what happened with the storyline between Valiant, Hannah and Eric. I mean there seemed to be more to the story when we saw Hannah following Eric's orders, but then Nicky just swooped in and got away with the girl. And what confuses me more was Valiant just kinda went with it. Or maybe I just didn't get the story. Could you enlighten me there? Haha.</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> As Valiant felt hurt that Hannah had been cheating on him while he was injured, he refused to help her at first, even as Eric Eisen was obviously being a dick of a sort-of partner to her. But he eventually saw the light at the blue Nothing to Lose Match (for the World Heavyweight title contract), beating down on Eric for slapping Hannah. He'd focused so much on Eisen that he failed to catch Nicky as he was going for the briefcase, but in the end, Valiant decided to do the honorable thing, take the loss like a man, and allow Hannah to manage Nicky while remaining friends with her. Hope that answered your question!</p>
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<p>SWF Supreme TV</p><p>

Verizon Center (Washington DC, Mid-Atlantic)</p><p>

March 4, 2014 (Week 1)</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

Donnie J vs <strong>Robert Darkness</strong></p><p>

[Donnie J's SWF debut]</p><p>

Comment: because Donnie J is Christian Faith's little bitch!</p><p> </p><p>

Oro vs <strong>Squeeky McClean ©</strong></p><p>

[Non-Title Match]</p><p>

Comment: squash</p><p> </p><p>

????? vs <strong>The Sex Maniacs (w/Louise Cannon)</strong></p><p>

Comment: I'm going with the sex maniacs because there's a high chance of ??? being a jobber tag team</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Lobster Warrior © (w/Angel Fish)</strong> vs John Darkness</p><p>

[Non-Title Match]</p><p>

Comment: keepin' the champ strong for his title defense.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Steve Frehley</strong> vs Paul Huntingdon (w/Emma Chase)</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Nicky Champion (w/Hannah) and Valiant (w/Jessie)</strong> vs The Platinum Blondes </p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

????? and ????? vs <strong>Rich Money and ?????</strong></p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

SWF Uprising</p><p>

Landmark Theater (Virginia, Mid-Atlantic)</p><p>

Thursday, March 6, 2014 (Week 1)</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Frankie Perez (w/Mentor Lobster Warrior)</strong> vs Lenny Brown (w/Mentor Steve Frehley)</p><p>

[High Stakes]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Skye Sunlight (w/Mentors The Awesomeness)</strong> vs Findlay O'Farraday (w/Mentor Rich Money)</p><p>

[High Stakes]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Michael Wilmington III (w/Mentor Brandon James)</strong> vs Spencer Spade (w/Mentor Marc DuBois)</p><p>

[High Stakes]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Matthew Keith (w/Mentor Eric Eisen)</strong> vs Calum (w/Mentor Frederique A. Garcia)</p><p>

[High Stakes]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Kirk Patrick (KP Avatar) vs <strong>Joe Sexy (w/Louise Cannon)</strong></p><p>

[uprising]</p><p>

Comment: it's KP's debut! oyeah! but he's gonna lose though</p><p> </p><p>

The Awesomeness (w/Dawn the Cheerleader) vs <strong>24/7 Partay Dudez (w/J-Sense)</strong></p><p>

[uprising, 24/7 Partay Dudez's debut]</p><p>

Comment: the awesomeness doesn't have that much going for them anyway</p><p> </p><p>

Randy Bumfhole vs <strong>Big Smack Scott</strong></p><p>

[uprising]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

American Machine (w/BJ O'Neill and Des Davids) vs <strong>Eric Eisen (w/Enforcer Allen)</strong></p><p>

[uprising]</p><p>

Comments:</p><p> </p><p>

Zimmy Bumfhole vs <strong>Kurt Laramee</strong></p><p>

[uprising]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question - Who will be Roger Cage's next guest on Secrets of the Smooth? <strong>Nicky Champion</strong></p>

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<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="3rdStringPG" data-cite="3rdStringPG" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>As Valiant felt hurt that Hannah had been cheating on him while he was injured, he refused to help her at first, even as Eric Eisen was obviously being a dick of a sort-of partner to her. But he eventually saw the light at the blue Nothing to Lose Match (for the World Heavyweight title contract), beating down on Eric for slapping Hannah. He'd focused so much on Eisen that he failed to catch Nicky as he was going for the briefcase, but in the end, Valiant decided to do the honorable thing, take the loss like a man, and allow Hannah to manage Nicky while remaining friends with her. Hope that answered your question!</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Yep! That answered my question alright! <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p>
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<p>Donnie J vs <strong>Robert Darkness</strong></p><p>

[Donnie J's SWF debut]</p><p>

Comment: <em>Someone needs to put The Darkness over.</em></p><p> </p><p>

Oro vs <strong>Squeeky McClean ©</strong></p><p>

[Non-Title Match]</p><p>

Comment: No, No No, Oro... you ain't gonna be Squeaky. </p><p> </p><p>

<strong>?????</strong> vs The Sex Maniacs (w/Louise Cannon)</p><p>

Comment: <em>No #1 Contender yet... I think this will establish who challenges the "alliance".</em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Lobster Warrior © (w/Angel Fish) </strong>vs John Darkness</p><p>

[Non-Title Match]</p><p>

Comment: <em>Build up to Warrior/Vengeance continues...</em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Steve Frehley </strong>vs Paul Huntingdon (w/Emma Chase)</p><p>

Comment: <em>Not yet for Huntingdon... Not yet.</em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Nicky Champion (w/Hannah) and Valiant (w/Jessie) </strong>vs The Platinum Blondes</p><p>

Comment: Yep, no way Champion and Valiant Job. </p><p> </p><p>

????? and ????? vs <strong>Rich Money and ?????</strong></p><p>

Comment: Money and ??? take the match here. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong>SWF Uprising</strong></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Frankie Perez (w/Mentor Lobster Warrior)</strong> vs Lenny Brown (w/Mentor Steve Frehley)</p><p>

[High Stakes]</p><p>

Comment:<em> P-Dawg takes it, easy, from Brown. </em></p><p> </p><p>

Skye Sunlight (w/Mentors The Awesomeness) vs <strong>Findlay O'Farraday (w/Mentor Rich Money)</strong></p><p>

[High Stakes]</p><p>

Comment:<em> Bet on the big guy as long as the big guy is with Moneyman.</em></p><p> </p><p>

Michael Wilmington III (w/Mentor Brandon James) vs <strong>Spencer Spade (w/Mentor Marc DuBois)</strong></p><p>

[High Stakes]</p><p>

Comment: <em>Have a feeling Supreme Star doesn't job in the first round especially to a cancer like Wilmington... unless Chord is available.</em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Matthew Keith (w/Mentor Eric Eisen) </strong>vs Calum (w/Mentor Frederique A. Garcia)</p><p>

[High Stakes]</p><p>

Comment: <em>Keith is decidedly more over...</em></p><p> </p><p>

Kirk Patrick (KP Avatar) vs <strong>Joe Sexy (w/Louise Cannon)</strong></p><p>

[uprising]</p><p>

Comment: <em>This really should be the main event, as Sexy is the most over guy here and KP Avatar comes ready to pull an absolutely solid match.</em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>The Awesomeness (w/Dawn the Cheerleader) </strong>vs 24/7 Partay Dudez (w/J-Sense)</p><p>

[uprising, 24/7 Partay Dudez's debut]</p><p>

Comment: <em>Sort of surprised you went with Sensitive and Parker when Callum already has tag team experience with Mainstream...</em></p><p> </p><p>

Randy Bumfhole vs <strong>Big Smack Scott</strong></p><p>

[uprising]</p><p>

Comment: <em>The Champs stay strong</em></p><p> </p><p>

American Machine (w/BJ O'Neill and Des Davids) vs <strong>Eric Eisen (w/Enforcer Allen)</strong></p><p>

[uprising]</p><p>

Comments: <em>American Squash: My big fat cheap beating.</em></p><p> </p><p>

Zimmy Bumfhole vs <strong>Kurt Laramee</strong></p><p>

[uprising]</p><p>

Comment: <em>Again, champs stay strong, with surprise argument and breakdown coming for the Bumfholes.</em></p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question - Who will be Roger Cage's next guest on Secrets of the Smooth? <strong>Steve Frehley</strong></p>

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<p>SWF Supreme TV</p><p>

Verizon Center (Washington DC, Mid-Atlantic)</p><p>

March 4, 2014 (Week 1)</p><p> </p><p>

Donnie J vs <strong>Robert Darkness</strong></p><p>

[Donnie J's SWF debut]</p><p> </p><p>

Oro vs <strong>Squeeky McClean ©</strong></p><p>

[Non-Title Match]</p><p> </p><p>

????? vs <strong>The Sex Maniacs (w/Louise Cannon)</strong></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Lobster Warrior © (w/Angel Fish)</strong> vs John Darkness</p><p>

[Non-Title Match]</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Steve Frehley</strong> vs Paul Huntingdon (w/Emma Chase)</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Nicky Champion (w/Hannah) and Valiant (w/Jessie)</strong> vs The Platinum Blondes</p><p> </p><p>

????? and ????? vs <strong>Rich Money and ?????</strong></p><p> </p><p>

SWF Uprising</p><p>

Landmark Theater (Virginia, Mid-Atlantic)</p><p>

Thursday, March 6, 2014 (Week 1)</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Frankie Perez (w/Mentor Lobster Warrior)</strong> vs Lenny Brown (w/Mentor Steve Frehley)</p><p>

[High Stakes]</p><p> </p><p>

Skye Sunlight (w/Mentors The Awesomeness) vs <strong>Findlay O'Farraday (w/Mentor Rich Money)</strong></p><p>

[High Stakes]</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Michael Wilmington III (w/Mentor Brandon James)</strong> vs Spencer Spade (w/Mentor Marc DuBois)</p><p>

[High Stakes]</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Matthew Keith (w/Mentor Eric Eisen)</strong> vs Calum (w/Mentor Frederique A. Garcia)</p><p>

[High Stakes]</p><p> </p><p>

Kirk Patrick (KP Avatar) vs <strong>Joe Sexy (w/Louise Cannon)</strong></p><p>

[uprising]</p><p> </p><p>

The Awesomeness (w/Dawn the Cheerleader) vs <strong>24/7 Partay Dudez (w/J-Sense)</strong></p><p>

[uprising, 24/7 Partay Dudez's debut]</p><p> </p><p>

Randy Bumfhole vs <strong>Big Smack Scott</strong></p><p>

[uprising]</p><p> </p><p>

American Machine (w/BJ O'Neill and Des Davids) vs <strong>Eric Eisen (w/Enforcer Allen)</strong></p><p>

[uprising]</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Zimmy Bumfhole</strong> vs Kurt Laramee</p><p>

[uprising]</p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question - Who will be Roger Cage's next guest on Secrets of the Smooth? <strong>Steve Frehley</strong></p>

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Donnie J vs Robert Darkness

[Donnie J's SWF debut]

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Oro vs Squeeky McClean ©

[Non-Title Match]

Comment:

 

????? vs The Sex Maniacs (w/Louise Cannon)

Comment:

 

Lobster Warrior © (w/Angel Fish) vs John Darkness

[Non-Title Match]

Comment:

 

Steve Frehley vs Paul Huntingdon (w/Emma Chase)

Comment:

 

Nicky Champion (w/Hannah) and Valiant (w/Jessie) vs The Platinum Blondes

Comment:

 

????? and ????? vs Rich Money and ?????

Comment:

 

 

 

SWF Uprising

Landmark Theater (Virginia, Mid-Atlantic)

Thursday, March 6, 2014 (Week 1)

 

 

 

Frankie Perez (w/Mentor Lobster Warrior) vs Lenny Brown (w/Mentor Steve Frehley)

[High Stakes]

Comment:

 

Skye Sunlight (w/Mentors The Awesomeness) vs Findlay O'Farraday (w/Mentor Rich Money)

[High Stakes]

Comment:

 

Michael Wilmington III (w/Mentor Brandon James) vs Spencer Spade (w/Mentor Marc DuBois)

[High Stakes]

Comment:

 

Matthew Keith (w/Mentor Eric Eisen) vs Calum (w/Mentor Frederique A. Garcia)

[High Stakes]

Comment:

 

Kirk Patrick (KP Avatar) vs Joe Sexy (w/Louise Cannon)

[uprising]

Comment:

 

The Awesomeness (w/Dawn the Cheerleader) vs 24/7 Partay Dudez (w/J-Sense)

[uprising, 24/7 Partay Dudez's debut]

Comment:

 

Randy Bumfhole vs Big Smack Scott

[uprising]

Comment:

 

American Machine (w/BJ O'Neill and Des Davids) vs Eric Eisen (w/Enforcer Allen)

[uprising]

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Zimmy Bumfhole vs Kurt Laramee

[uprising]

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