OctoberRaven Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 "Today's winning numbers are: 4, 7, 20, 23, 34, and 40." I looked down to my ticket... "Hey, Carl." My roommate, wrestling manager and family friend Carl Batch, looked over to me. I was just starting in the business myself, and he took me in with the intention of eventually getting me a tryout in FREEDOM Carribean Wrestling where he works as soon as I'm ready for it. "Sup" "Remember how you said if I won the lottery, we can use the winnings to co-own our own promotion?" "...No ****ing way." "That's right. THREE. NUMBERS." "...Jack, that's like five bucks." "I don't care, I won, that was the deal." "...Alright fine." And that is how Ducks Are Dangerous Animals began. ------ ROSTER Ashton Barnaby- Face- The Wrestler Who Parties Like It's 1909! Signature Move: "Lesser Spotted Woodpecker" (School Boy) Chess Maniac- Heel- Even Deep Blue Fears Him! Signature Move: "Check Mate" (Crucifix Pin) Disco Ren Davis- Heel- Disco Ren Once Visited Big Ben! Signature Move: Inverted Russian Legsweep Dr. Jerry Martin, MD- Heel- The MD Stands For Murderous Desire! Signature Move: Discus Punch Johnny The Giant- Heel- The 220 Pound Behemoth! Signature Move: "Atomic Tackle" (Shoulder block that sends his opponent into the turnbuckle, knocking him out) Mark Smart- Face- The Journalist Who Always Gets The Scoops! Signature Move: "The Big Scoop" (Scoop Slam) Nadria- Face- The Friendly Visitor From Outer Space! Signature Move: "That's No Moonsault" (Diving Splash) Orange U. Glad- Face- He Doesn't Care For Bananas At All! Signature Move: "Duck L'Orange" (Uranage Slam) Professor Rayne- Heel- The Mad Scientist Who Seeks To Rule The World Through Precipitation! Signature Moves: "Rayne Fall" (Reverse DDT), "Rayne Drop" (Flying Elbow Drop) Sir Andrew of Mallard- Face- The Lost Knight Of The Round Table! Signature Move: "Shining Lance" (Step-Up Mafia Kick) Tagan, Texas Ranger- Heel- The Inspiration For That Chuck Norris Show! Signature Move: Lariat Zak Attack- Face- The Millenial Stuck In The 80s! Signature Move: "Z-Bomb" (Diving Flip Senton) -------- DADA Ñ Card: 10 Man Under The Top Rope Battle Royale For A Rubber Duck! Supervillains vs Normalheroes! Professor Rayne and Chess Maniac vs Orange U. Glad and Mark Smart Some Crazy Mixed Up Sci Fi Mashup! Nadria and Sir Andrew of Mallard vs Tagan Texas Ranger and Dr Jerry Martin MD Battle Royale Qualifiers (The Others Happened In Rio De Janiero, Mexico): Zak Attack vs Johnny The Giant and Ashton Barnaby vs Disco Ren Davis All this AND sugarfree candy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistaken Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 a lottery winner dynasty!! I hope you blow this out of the water and have enough money left to go to mcdonalds by the time your done!!! <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/cool.png.f00d2562b2c1d873a09323753efdb041.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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