meatbun Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 There is a new wrestling promotion in Tri-State. According to rumors this promotion is owned by Jack Avatar. There is a poster in the gate of the Weston Gymnasium. Jack Avatar is also giving fliers. ------------------------------------------------------------ EXE (Enjoy Xtreme Entertainment) first wrestling show is here! EXE Buy or We Die! Saturday, January Week 1 Tickets on Sale Now! 100% Entertainment! ------------------------------------------------------------ (Note: New Promotion - Rock Hard) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meatbun Posted June 11, 2014 Author Share Posted June 11, 2014 <p><span style="font-size:36px;"><span style="font-family:'Arial Black';">EXE : Buy or We Die! </span></span></p><p> </p><p> Venue: Weston Gymnasium, Tri-State</p><p> Attendance: 71 people </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong> Otto cuts a promo: Rating 19</strong></p><p> </p><p> The gymnasium is dark. In a big projector in the middle of the ring .. a figure was shown</p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/MelvinOtto_zpsa88d4e1c.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/MelvinOtto_zpsa88d4e1c.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> Otto: I am Melvin Otto. I am the Chef of Worlds! I am here now at EXE to eat your soul! </p><p> I control the Mafia, I control the Illuminatti and I control your SOUL.</p><p> </p><p> He shows two of his comrades.</p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/TheMidnightProwler_zpsca56a25f.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/TheMidnightProwler_zpsca56a25f.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/Phobia_zps65d278f4.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/Phobia_zps65d278f4.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> These are my family - The Midnight Prowler .. he is like a wolf in sheep's clothing.</p><p> He does not only have killer looks for the ladies... he also have killer moves for his opponents!</p><p> And this is Phobia ... His name means FEAR! I hope you buy his mask at that shop over there</p><p> and pledge allegiance to OTTO WORLD ORDER</p><p> </p><p> Phobia: (tilts his head at the cam) RUN!</p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/Phobia_zps65d278f4.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/Phobia_zps65d278f4.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> Def! (Lights went down)</p><p> </p><p> -------------------------------------------------------------</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <strong>Otto Family vs Milk and Steroids: Rating 10</strong></p><p> </p><p> Otto Family enters in with the theme of Bray Wyatt. (What a ripoff!)</p><p> </p><p> Then a message on the titantron appears</p><p> </p><p> "Say your prayers, Drink your Milk and Use your Steroids"</p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/AndersThunder_zps8a14e632.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/AndersThunder_zps8a14e632.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/PenfoldPerdition_zps33b1c8bf.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/PenfoldPerdition_zps33b1c8bf.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> Milk and Steroids the Team of Big Muscles Anders Thunder and the Big Baby Penfold enters the ring.</p><p> </p><p> The Otto Family were dominated and defeated. Melvin Otto received a Stink </p><p> Face from the Big Baby and The Midnight Prowler tap out to Anders</p><p> Side Bearhug. Phobia literally "Run" in fear and Milk and Steroids celebrates</p><p> by drinking Milk in the ring!</p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/SamuelCurran_zps68cf3049.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/SamuelCurran_zps68cf3049.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/PhonseLockett_zpsa4c4fedb.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/PhonseLockett_zpsa4c4fedb.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> Samuel Curran: Welcome to EXE Buyor We Die and thank you for not letting us die! </p><p> </p><p> Phonse Lockett: He is Samuel Curran and I am Phonse Lockett and we are your host for tonights exciting show!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> ------------------------------</p><p> </p><p><strong> Ron Greenhorn and Ben "Bump Machine" Williams cut a promo backstage: </strong></p><p><strong> Rating: 5</strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/RonGreenhorn_zps7e13b5c1.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/RonGreenhorn_zps7e13b5c1.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/BenWilliams_zpse38c38d7.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/BenWilliams_zpse38c38d7.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> Ron Greenhorn: I am the Ronster....</p><p> </p><p> Bump Machine: Ron don't cut a promo...do you want many people to suicide again. The only one who has to die tonight are the team of Austin Smooth</p><p> and Canadian Crusher - the Smooth Crusher. I will crush you smoothly</p><p> because I am Ben Williams the Best Bumper in the World!</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Ron Greenhron and Bump Machine vs Smooth Crusher: Rating 8 </strong></p><p> </p><p> The Ronster and Bump Machine tried hard but they were dominated by the Smooth Crusher. </p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/CanadianCrusher_zps88d4871b.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/CanadianCrusher_zps88d4871b.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/AustinSmooth_zps8300be0b.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/AustinSmooth_zps8300be0b.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> Canadian Crusher put Greenhorn in a full Nelson Slam and win!</p><p> </p><p> -------------------------------------</p><p> </p><p> <strong>BRA AND PANTIES MATCH MATCH</strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong> Bonnie Clyde vs Vikki Victoria: Rating: - 5</strong></p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/BonnieClyde_zps101e6246.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/BonnieClyde_zps101e6246.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/VikkiVictoria_zpsea839a10.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/VikkiVictoria_zpsea839a10.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> Fans are turned off when they discovered that the beautiful Bonnie Clyde</p><p> is facing the faggot drag queen Vikki Victoria in the bra and panties match but they continue </p><p> to watch hoping that they would see her in bra and panties. To their dismay</p><p> Bonnie Clyde wins and Vikki Victoria was stripped!</p><p> </p><p> Samuel Curran: Close your eyes everyone aawww for the love of!!!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> ------------------------------------------------</p><p> </p><p><strong> Powergirl vs Mark Smart: Rating 12</strong></p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/MarkSmart_zps6c15a11f.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/MarkSmart_zps6c15a11f.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> Mark Smart cut a promo in his entrance. </p><p> </p><p> Mark: I am Mark Smart and I am the leader of the IWC. </p><p> I hate this show! This show sucks! Just like the SWF and TCW </p><p> sucks. USPW sucks too... I wish we could go back to the Attitude Adjustment Era! The wrestler now sucks too ... they are nothing like the great Rip Chord</p><p> or Sam Keith... Jack Bruce can't wrestle... Hey Jack Bruce I am here </p><p> wanna go 1 on 1 with the hard one eh!</p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/PowerGirl_jhd_zps9a4a6402.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/PowerGirl_jhd_zps9a4a6402.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> Powergirl entrance theme played and challenge him to a match. Mark Smart was </p><p> defeated easily and cried. The fans were happy - best match of the night so far!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> ------------------------------------</p><p> </p><p><strong> Regular joe vs Mad Dog Mortimer: Rating 17</strong></p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/RegularJoe_zpseb3a5616.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/RegularJoe_zpseb3a5616.jpg</span></a></p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/MadDogMortimer_zpsea634c7a.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/MadDogMortimer_zpsea634c7a.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> Regular Joe and Mad Dog Mortimer continued the show's momentum. The match go back and forth with the women audience supporting the Regular looking Regular Joe because Mad Dog Mortimer just looks so ugly.</p><p> </p><p> Regular Joe gains the upper hand and hits Mad Dog with the Joe and behold </p><p> </p><p> -------------------</p><p> </p><p><strong> Jack Avatar vs Davie Renluenn : Rating 15</strong></p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/JackAvatar_zps6e8301f3.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/JackAvatar_zps6e8301f3.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/DavieRenluenn_zpsc676e97a.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/DavieRenluenn_zpsc676e97a.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> Samuel Curran: The owner of EXE entered the ring and the fans expect to see a good action.</p><p> </p><p> Jack Avatar did not disappoint when he defeated the cocky Davie Renluenn with an All American Slam.</p><p> </p><p> --------------------------------------</p><p> </p><p><strong> Bikini contest: Rating 38</strong></p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/RegularJoe_zpseb3a5616.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/RegularJoe_zpseb3a5616.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/BobbieDylan_zpsc17dee2b.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/BobbieDylan_zpsc17dee2b.jpg</span></a></p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/BonnieClyde_zps101e6246.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/BonnieClyde_zps101e6246.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> Regular Joe is in the ring with Bonnie Clyde and Bobbie Dylan.</p><p> </p><p> Regular Joe: Sorry about the Vicky Victoria incident... I promise you she will </p><p> be fired ahehee... now are you ready for true divas in bikini!</p><p> Male Fans: Bi ki ni! bi ki ni!</p><p> </p><p> Bonnie Clyde and Bobbie Dylan wowed the fans with their sexy bikini!</p><p> </p><p> Regular Joe: Sorry Guys its a tie! </p><p> </p><p> Regular Joe tap both of their asses! </p><p> </p><p> Samuel Curan: What a luck guy this Regular Joe is!</p><p> Phonse Lockett: Guys if this is the reason you buy your ticket don't go home yet because upnext it's our main event for this evening James Hernandez vs Kirk Jameson for the King of Entertainment Title and the love</p><p> of the very beautiful Eve Runcord.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> ------------------------------------------------</p><p> </p><p><strong> James hernandez Promo : Rating 40</strong></p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/MainstreamHernandez_alt4_zps9ef2f8b1.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/MainstreamHernandez_alt4_zps9ef2f8b1.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> James Hernadez: Last night is the saddest day of my life. I discovered my girlfriend is cheating on me with my tag team partner slash bestfriend Kirk Jameson. Kirk, you son of a ****** . I will show you now that not only I am the best in the business. I will show you that I am the BEST IN THE BED!!!</p><p> </p><p> ------------------------------</p><p> </p><p> <strong>James hernandez VS Kirk jameson W/ Eve Runcord 48 </strong></p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/KirkJameson_zps4e3ecaf6.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/KirkJameson_zps4e3ecaf6.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/EveRuncord_zpsca460948.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/EveRuncord_zpsca460948.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> Kirk entered accompanied by Eve Runcord. The match goes back and forth. These two bestfriends know each others move well and the fans were eating the match.</p><p> Eve Runcord showed concern for both men. James Hernadez hit the Pontiac to Home defeated Kirk Jameson.</p><p> </p><p> James Hernandez climb the turnbuckles and celebrated being the first King of Entertainment!</p><p> </p><p> James Hernandez: Best in the Bed!</p><p> </p><p> -----------------------------------------</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <strong>Kirk attacks James: Rating 24</strong></p><p> </p><p> James look at Eve. </p><p> </p><p> James: Come with me?!</p><p> Eve: James...</p><p> </p><p> Sam Curan: And Kirk Jameson with a cheap shot on James.</p><p> </p><p> Kirk Jameson takes the King of Entertainment belt</p><p> </p><p> Kirk: This is mine! ... and she is mine</p><p> </p><p> Kirk kissed Eve torridly. James can't move but can see everything.</p><p> </p><p> Sam Curan: What a show! Please buy a ticket again and watch our next show... Have we seen the last of the Otto Family? Will the Ronster be able to cut another promo? And what will happen to this love triangle? Buy a ticket again.. or we WILL die of starvation! See you next month!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <strong>Show successful </strong></p><p><strong> Rating = 34 </strong></p><p><strong> increased popularity in 1 region!</strong></p><p><a class="ipsAttachLink ipsAttachLink_image" href="<fileStore.core_Attachment>/monthly_2014_06/96321496_MelvinOtto.jpg.b5c11141c0eb150756cf3c2c0ff1264c.jpg" data-fileid="2757" data-fileext="jpg" rel=""><img data-fileid="2757" class="ipsImage ipsImage_thumbnailed" alt="96321496_MelvinOtto.jpg.b5c11141c0eb150756cf3c2c0ff1264c.jpg" data-src="<fileStore.core_Attachment>/monthly_2014_06/96321496_MelvinOtto.jpg.b5c11141c0eb150756cf3c2c0ff1264c.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></a></p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meatbun Posted June 12, 2014 Author Share Posted June 12, 2014 <p>February, Monday Week 1</p><p> </p><p> A new poster was put in the gates of Weston Gymnasium</p><p> </p><p> -------------------------------------------------------</p><p> </p><p> EXE second show is coming ...</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size:36px;"> EXE SAVE US FROM BANKRUPTCY</span></p><p> </p><p> Don't miss your chance to see the greatest wrestlers on planet Earth</p><p> maybe for the ONE LAST TIME</p><p> </p><p> Featuring </p><p> </p><p> The handsomest regular guy - Regular Joe!</p><p> The hard hitting Milk and Steroids tag team!</p><p> The awesome Ron "Ronster" Greenhorn</p><p> And the "Best in the Bed" James Hernandez</p><p> </p><p> Buy and save us from bankruptcy!</p><p> </p><p> ------------------------------------------------------- </p><p> </p><p> Question: Is anyone reading my diary??? Want some predictions???</p><p> </p><p> Next show will be:</p><p> </p><p> Otto Family vs Milk and Steroids - Tag Team Rematch</p><p> (Melvin Otto and Midnight Prowler vs Anders Thunder and Big Baby Penfold )</p><p> </p><p> Austin Smooth vs The Ronster</p><p> </p><p> Canadian Crusher vs Ben "Bump Machine" Williams</p><p> </p><p> Regular Joe vs Mad Dog Mortimer</p><p> </p><p> Jack Avatar vs Mark Smart</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong> Main Event: Last Man Standing Match for the King of Entertainment</strong></p><p> James Hernandez vs Kirk Jameson</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddyGarner Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 My prediction is the next show will be awesome. Push crappy wrestlers! That promo by Mark Smart was 3.4^-10billion *-1 times better than any promo ever in RL or cornellverse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meatbun Posted June 12, 2014 Author Share Posted June 12, 2014 <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="BuddyGarner" data-cite="BuddyGarner" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="38093" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>My prediction is the next show will be awesome. Push crappy wrestlers! That promo by Mark Smart was 3.4^-10billion *-1 times better than any promo ever in RL or cornellverse.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Wow! A reader! I can't believe this... this is like the happiest day of my life.</p><p> Yeah Mark Smart is really cool be sure to watch/read the new show for more hehe</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meatbun Posted June 12, 2014 Author Share Posted June 12, 2014 <p><span style="font-size:36px;">EXE SAVE US FROM BANKRUPTCY!</span></p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/SamuelCurran_zps68cf3049.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/SamuelCurran_zps68cf3049.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/PhonseLockett_zpsa4c4fedb.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/PhonseLockett_zpsa4c4fedb.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> Samuel Curran: Hello I am Samuel Curran and welcome to EXE SAVE US FROM BANKRUPTCY!</p><p> </p><p> Phonse Lockett: 61 people have come in the Weston Gymnasium for another</p><p> epic EXE show!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> DEF!</p><p> </p><p> (Lights were turned off)</p><p> </p><p> Samuel Curran: Awww... who turned of the lights..</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> -------------------------</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong> Melvin Otto and the Otto Family cuts a promo - rating 18</strong></p><p> </p><p> (In the big screen in the middle of the ring, a figure emerges)</p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/MelvinOtto_zpsa88d4e1c.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/MelvinOtto_zpsa88d4e1c.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> Melvin Otto: I am Melvin Otto...I am the Master of your Soul.</p><p> I control this whole world... I control the mafia, I am the leader of the</p><p> Illuminatti and I will eat your soul!</p><p> </p><p> Audience: BOOOOO!!!</p><p> </p><p> Melvin Otto: Milk and Steroids you think you could get away with what you did to us last month at Buy or We Die? Big Baby you stink faced me? Huh, you think </p><p> that's funny nobody does that to the Master Baiter of Souls. Tonight I will do to you Big Baby what I have done to many babies ... sacrifice them and eat their soul</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> (The Midnight Prowler smiles for the ladies in the background) </p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/TheMidnightProwler_zpsca56a25f.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/TheMidnightProwler_zpsca56a25f.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/Phobia_zps65d278f4.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/Phobia_zps65d278f4.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> Phobia: RUN!</p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/Phobia_zps65d278f4.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/Phobia_zps65d278f4.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> DEF</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> --------------------------------------------------</p><p> </p><p><strong> Otto Family vs Milk and Steroids rematch - rating 11</strong></p><p> </p><p> (The Otto Family entered the ring with the theme of Bray Wyatt (Ripoff). </p><p> Melvin Otto is holding a glowstick)</p><p> </p><p> (In the big screen on the entrance ramp a message appears...)</p><p> </p><p> "Say your prayers, drink your MILK and use your steroids!"</p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/AndersThunder_zps8a14e632.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/AndersThunder_zps8a14e632.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/PenfoldPerdition_zps33b1c8bf.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/PenfoldPerdition_zps33b1c8bf.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> Milk and Steroids - the hard heating team of "Big Muscle" Anders Thunder and "Big Baby" Penfold entered and clubbered the three members of the Otto Family.</p><p> </p><p> Phobia literally "RUN" away again in fear and left his family. The remaining Otto family members take a huge beating. Big Baby punished the handsome but sinister Midnight Prowler... he hit him with a big thump on the turnbuckle and lowers his big diapers.</p><p> </p><p> Samuel Curran: Here he comes for a big baby stink face: </p><p> Female Audience: No don't mess his handsome face!!!</p><p> </p><p> Big Baby was about to give The Midnight Prowler the big baby stinkface when suddenly Big Muscle hit him with a clothesline.</p><p> </p><p> Samuel Curran: What in the world...</p><p> </p><p> Big Baby lay motionless and then Big Muscle put him on his feet again so that the legal man Melvin Otto can hit Big Baby with the "Prophet Motive"</p><p> </p><p> Samuel Curran: Prophet motive! Now that's the end of that!</p><p> </p><p> 1... 2.... 3.... The Otto Family wins!</p><p> </p><p> Big Muscle quickly leave the ring.</p><p> Phobia returned seeing that the match is over.</p><p> </p><p> ------------------------------------------------------</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Melvin Otto ate Big Baby's soul - rating 7</strong></p><p> </p><p> The Otto Family took a table and laid Big Baby there. They circled around him like they were in prayer and then...</p><p> </p><p> Melvin Otto: Sister Sexy ... take this big baby as my sacrifice.... </p><p> Big Bay Penfold: UUUUhhhaaa uhhahhhaaa (crying)</p><p> </p><p> Samuel Curran: Someone stop him!</p><p> </p><p> Melvin Otto: I eat your soul!!!</p><p> Big Baby Penfold: (stops crying and lay motionless)</p><p> </p><p> Samuel: I think Melvin Otto just ate his soul... poor baby.</p><p> Phonse: I still don't know why Big Muscle Anders turned his back on his long time friend and partner Big Baby!</p><p> </p><p> Samuel: Still to come we have Austin Smooth vs the awesome Ronster!</p><p> </p><p> ----------------------------------------------------------</p><p> </p><p><strong> Austin Smooth vs Ronster - rating 11</strong></p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/AustinSmooth_zps8300be0b.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/AustinSmooth_zps8300be0b.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/RonGreenhorn_zps7e13b5c1.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/RonGreenhorn_zps7e13b5c1.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> The Ronster want to make another promo but Austin Smooth entrance music played (thank the heavens). The match is one sided and Austin Smooth made the Ronster tap out with his patented Smooth Hold!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> -----------------------------------------------------------</p><p> </p><p><strong> Canadian Crusher vs Ben "Bump Machine" Williams - rating 8</strong></p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/CanadianCrusher_zps88d4871b.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/CanadianCrusher_zps88d4871b.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/BenWilliams_zpse38c38d7.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/BenWilliams_zpse38c38d7.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> Seeing that his partner was defeated Ben "Bump Machine" tried to even the score by defeating the other half of the Smooth Crusher tag team, Canadian Crusher, but he was crushed instead.</p><p> </p><p> -----------------------------------------------------------</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Vicky Victoria vs Joanne Silver raing - 3</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/JoannaSilver_zps32e88868.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/JoannaSilver_zps32e88868.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/VikkiVictoria_zpsea839a10.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/VikkiVictoria_zpsea839a10.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> The sexy pirate Joanne Silver made her long awaited debut but was defeated and was womenhandled by the ugly faggot drag queen Vicky Victoria who claimed that she is better in the ring and have more sex appeal than Silver. It was a very bad match.</p><p> </p><p> --------------------------------------------------------------</p><p> </p><p> Regular Joe vs Mad Dog Mortimer Rematch - 18</p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/RegularJoe_zpseb3a5616.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/RegularJoe_zpseb3a5616.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/MadDogMortimer_zpsea634c7a.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/MadDogMortimer_zpsea634c7a.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> The best match of the night so far not only did the ugly but talented Mad Dog Mortimer made Regular Joe looked really good, he also made him look really handsome as well.</p><p> </p><p> In the middle of the match Vicky Victoria tried to attack the EXE regular "chick magnet" Joe (because of his comments last show) but was dropkicked and Joe hit Mad Dog with his Joe and behold for the win!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> -----------------------------------------------------------------</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> Jack Avatar and Mark Smart Promo - rating 32</p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/MarkSmart_zps6c15a11f.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/MarkSmart_zps6c15a11f.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> Mark Smart: I am Mark Smart and I am the leader of the IWC. This show sucks. Just like SWF and TCW... and USPW sucks. </p><p> Audience: BooooO!!!</p><p> Mark Smart: If you only followed the IWC Jack Avatar this freaking promotion of yours will not have to be so broke right now... do you know that EXE according to the INTERNETS have a debt of $7982 . Hehe, this company is now in the pits... only morons like you watch it! </p><p> Audience: Boooooooo!</p><p> </p><p> Mark Smart: Nobody cares about this stinking promotion.... even the people at Greydog Software Forums don't care! That is why nobody is reading this diary!!</p><p> </p><p> (Jack Avatar entrance music played)</p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/JackAvatar_zps6e8301f3.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/JackAvatar_zps6e8301f3.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> Jack Avatar: Enough is enough.. even if you said that people don't care I will still be here... the whole EXE roster will be here to ENTERTAIN the fans that came here and paid with their hard earned cash to watch our show!</p><p> </p><p> Mark Smart: oWW, this 61 relatives of yours ahehehehe.... owww is that your grandma?... Hello Grandma Avatar!!! Jack, if you have only followed the IWC - you could have save your little company ... bring back Sam Keith , bring back Rip Chord , bring back Shawn Gonsalez !</p><p> </p><p> Jack Avatar: I'm afraid to tell you... he is dead and so will be you... ring the bell.</p><p> </p><p> (Bell rings)</p><p> </p><p> -------------------------------------------------------</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <strong>Jack Avatar vs Mark Smart - rating 18</strong></p><p><strong> NO DQ</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> Jack Avatar gave Mark Smart the beating of a lifetime. Tables, chairs, and ladders. The whole crowd cheered " DAVE, DAVE, DAVE"</p><p> </p><p> Jack Avatar finally finished his suffering with an All American Slam.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> Samuel: That would put Mark Smart in his place!</p><p> </p><p> -----------------------------------------------------------</p><p> </p><p><strong> Regular Joe Regular Bikini Contest - rating 33</strong></p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/RegularJoe_zpseb3a5616.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/RegularJoe_zpseb3a5616.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/BobbieDylan_zpsc17dee2b.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/BobbieDylan_zpsc17dee2b.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/BonnieClyde_zps101e6246.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/BonnieClyde_zps101e6246.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> Regular Joe hosted yet another bikini contest for the horny male audience.</p><p> Bonnie Clyde and Bobbie Dylan showed their hot stuff to the crowd.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> ------------------------------------------------------------</p><p> </p><p> <strong>James Hernandez Promo - rating 48</strong></p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/MainstreamHernandez_alt4_zps9ef2f8b1.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/MainstreamHernandez_alt4_zps9ef2f8b1.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> James Hernandez cut another ground breaking promo - (atleast for a local level promotion)</p><p> </p><p> James Hernandez: Last sow at EXE Buy or We Die, I won the match, I defeated Kirk Jameson my long time partner and friend who cheated with my ex-gf. Kirk you son of b***** . You ran away with my girl now you ran away with my belt... so I will make sure now that you will not run... in fact you will not even stand. Because I will be the one that will be the last man standing.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> ---------------------------------------------------------------</p><p> <strong>Main Event: Last Man Standing for the King of Entertainment Title</strong></p><p><strong> James Hernandez vs Kirk Jameson - rating 45</strong></p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/KirkJameson_zps4e3ecaf6.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/KirkJameson_zps4e3ecaf6.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/EveRuncord_zpsca460948.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/EveRuncord_zpsca460948.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> Another epic match between the two biggest EXE superstars. Kirk entered with Eve Runcord and the King of Entertainment belt he stole last show. Match go back and forth and Eve Runcord showed concern for both men again.</p><p> </p><p> When James Hernadez hit Kirk with the Apparition #14 (Frog Splash) in the announcers table both men cannot stand. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> Referee: 8... 9.... te...</p><p> </p><p> Eve Runcord help James stand on his feet and hug him.</p><p> </p><p> Referee: Ten!</p><p> </p><p> Announcer: The winner of this match and still King of Entertainment James Hernandez!</p><p> </p><p> Fans: Yehey!!! </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> -----------------------------------------</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <strong>James Hernandez celebrates in the ring - rating 30 </strong></p><p> </p><p> He held his belt high and shouted</p><p> </p><p> James Hernandez: BEST IN THE BED!!!</p><p> </p><p> Eve Runcord: claps her hand.</p><p> </p><p> James Hernandez: Thanks baby couldn't have done it with you...</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> Samuel Curran: So they are back together, hopefully EXE can be back again next month and go back again next month and watch another EXE show!</p><p> </p><p> Phonse Lockett: This has been EXE Save Us From Bankruptcy... Goodnight!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> -------------------------------------------------------</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong> Show Rating: 35</strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong> Increased popularity in 1 region!</strong></p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meatbun Posted June 12, 2014 Author Share Posted June 12, 2014 <p>A poster was put in the gate of the Weston Gymnasium...</p><p> </p><p> Thank you for your undying support.</p><p> We are proud to tell you that EXE was not bankrupt and was save,</p><p> We are now also a "small" promotion and have paid our debts!</p><p> As a token of appreciation we will be giving 2% discounts for our tickets next show. - Jack Avatar, Owner</p><p> </p><p> Please buy a ticket!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> In another poster the next show is promoted</p><p> </p><p> ----------------------------------------------------</p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-size:36px;">EXE: The Biggest Small Promotion Show Ever!</span></p><p> </p><p> Get the chance to see the coolest wrestlers on Planet Earth...</p><p> </p><p> The Chick Magnet Regular Joe</p><p> The sadistic Otto Family</p><p> The awesome The Ronster Greenhorn</p><p> The "Best in the Bed" James Hernandez </p><p> </p><p> and many more surprises!</p><p> </p><p> Plus the debut of the most powerful three man group in the history</p><p> of sports entertainment</p><p> </p><p> This is our thanks to you ... for saving us from bankruptcy.</p><p> </p><p> ------------------------------------------------------</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> Hello do you enjoy reading this diary?</p><p> It's prediction time</p><p> </p><p> Card:</p><p> </p><p> Jack Avatar vs Tex Tegan (debut)</p><p> </p><p> Melvin Otto vs Anders Thunder</p><p> </p><p> The Ronster and Bump Machine vs Smooth Crusher (Austin Smooth and Canadian Crusher) - Winner gets to cut a promo next show!</p><p> </p><p> Regular Joe vs Kirk Jameson</p><p> </p><p> Special Main Event</p><p> James Hernandez vs ???</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> Questions:</p><p> </p><p> Who are the members of the most powerful three man group in the history</p><p> of sports entertainment?</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> ------------------------------------------------------------</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddyGarner Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Push Ronster and Ben Williams. My prediction is that the diary will suck unless you do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rickymex Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 <p><strong>Jack Avatar </strong>vs Tex Tegan (debut)</p><p> </p><p> Melvin Otto vs <strong>Anders Thunder</strong></p><p> </p><p> The Ronster and Bump Machine vs <strong>Smooth Crusher (Austin Smooth and Canadian Crusher)</strong> - Winner gets to cut a promo next show!</p><p> </p><p> Regular Joe vs <strong>Kirk Jameson</strong></p><p> </p><p> Special Main Event</p><p> <strong>James Hernandez</strong> vs ???</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meatbun Posted June 12, 2014 Author Share Posted June 12, 2014 <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="BuddyGarner" data-cite="BuddyGarner" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="38093" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Push Ronster and Ben Williams. My prediction is that the diary will suck unless you do that.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Rickymex" data-cite="Rickymex" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="38093" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><strong>Jack Avatar </strong>vs Tex Tegan (debut)<p> </p><p> Melvin Otto vs <strong>Anders Thunder</strong></p><p> </p><p> The Ronster and Bump Machine vs <strong>Smooth Crusher (Austin Smooth and Canadian Crusher)</strong> - Winner gets to cut a promo next show!</p><p> </p><p> Regular Joe vs <strong>Kirk Jameson</strong></p><p> </p><p> Special Main Event</p><p> <strong>James Hernandez</strong> vs ???</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Wow! Two readers! Thank you for the support! Please enjoy the next show <img alt=":)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meatbun Posted June 12, 2014 Author Share Posted June 12, 2014 <p><strong><span style="font-size:36px;">EXE - The Biggest Small Promotion Show Ever</span></strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p> </p><p> Venue - Weston Hall</p><p> Attendance - 158 people</p><p> </p><p> Audience: EXE! EXE! EXE!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/SamuelCurran_zps68cf3049.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/SamuelCurran_zps68cf3049.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/PhonseLockett_zpsa4c4fedb.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/PhonseLockett_zpsa4c4fedb.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> Samuel Curran: Welcome to EXE, Enjoy Xtreme Entertainment! </p><p> I am Samuel Curran and this is Phonse Lockett and welcome to the</p><p> Biggest Small Promotion Show Ever!</p><p> </p><p> Phonse Lockett: That is right! Thank you EXE Solar System for your continued</p><p> support and let us all enjoy a great show tonight!</p><p> </p><p> ----------------------------</p><p> </p><p><strong> Jack Avatar cuts a promo - rating 37</strong></p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/JackAvatar_zps6e8301f3.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/JackAvatar_zps6e8301f3.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> Jack Avatar enters the ring. Some people bow in praise for the king of EWE.</p><p> </p><p> Jack Avatar: Thank you EXE Solar System! We couldn't have done this without you. Not only am I out of debt! EXE now have many sponsors! We would never be at that brink off bankruptcy again! </p><p> </p><p> Audience: A-va-tar A-va-tar!</p><p> </p><p> Jack Avatar: Starting a wrestling promotion has always been my lifelong dream and now I can focus on giving you the best 100% Entertainment! I promise to you that EXE will be one day BIGGER than SWF, TCW and USPW combined!</p><p> </p><p> Audience: E-X-E, E-X-E</p><p> </p><p> Samuel Curran: Brave words from the owner!</p><p> </p><p> Jack Avatar: We owe this to all of you. Let's start this show with a bang! </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> ------------------------------</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Jack Avatar vs Tex Tagan - rating 21</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/TexTagan_zps93552d0a.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/TexTagan_zps93552d0a.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> Tex Tagan entrance music played.</p><p> </p><p> Samuel Curran: Wow, Tex Tagan is here, the baddest wrestler on the indie scene. How could we afford this guy! We are really rich now.</p><p> </p><p> The fans were treated to a main caliber (at least for a small promotion) match. The match go back and forth. But in the end Jack Avatar caught Tex Tagan </p><p> </p><p> on his shoulders and slammed him with an All American Slam (Attitude Adjustment)</p><p> </p><p> Audience: Holy ship! Holy ship!</p><p> </p><p> 1... 2... 3... Jack Avatar wins!</p><p> </p><p> -------------------------------- </p><p> </p><p><strong> Mark Smart cuts a promo: rating 22</strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p> </p><p> Jack Avatar's celebration was cut short when Mark Smart entrance music played ending his..</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/MarkSmart_zps6c15a11f.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/MarkSmart_zps6c15a11f.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> Mark Smart: My name is Mark Smart and I am the leader of the IWC!</p><p> SWF, TCW , USPW ... and especially this show sucks!</p><p> </p><p> Audience: BooooO!</p><p> </p><p> Mark Smart: You see, Jack Avatar, the reason why EXE became a small promotion is not because of you! and not because of the stupid love triangle - you call a main event. The reason why EXE is still here according to the INTERNETS... is because of ME!</p><p> </p><p> Audience: Boooo!!!</p><p> </p><p> Mark Smart: You could Boooo, all you want but I know I am right because the INTERNETS agree with me! I am better than everyone on the EXE roster! Heck I am better than Jack Bruce and his 5 moves of doom and I am better than you Jack Avatar! See even the rating of this promo of mine is better than your excuse for a match 22 versus 21. I win!</p><p> </p><p> Audience: Booooo!</p><p> </p><p> Mark Smart: EXE only survived because of ME and my PIPEBOMBS! Look at this everyone!</p><p> </p><p> A message was shown in the big screen on the ramp.</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="BuddyGarner" data-cite="BuddyGarner" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="38093" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div> That promo by Mark Smart was 3.4^-10billion *-1 times better than any promo ever in RL or cornellverse.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> Mark Smart: Ahahhaha... the IWC loves me Jack Avatar. The Greydog Forums love me! Follow the IWC. Push me! And this stinking company of yours will be GLOBAL in minutes! Don't believe in the Sword! Don't follow the Lizards... Believe and Follow the IWC! Push me! </p><p> </p><p> -----------------------------------------------</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Jack Avatar was punished by the IWC - rating 10</strong></p><p> </p><p> Jack Avatar: NO! The reason why EXE is still here is because of the fans! The EXE Solar System!</p><p> </p><p> Mark Smart: I am sorry Jack Avatar, you brought this yourself!</p><p> </p><p> Jack Avatar was attacked by a large overweight man from the back.</p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/DevastatingDon_alt_zpsfa77fb30.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/DevastatingDon_alt_zpsfa77fb30.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> Samuel Curran: Is that an audience attacking Jack Avatar.. somebody call the security.</p><p> </p><p> As Jack Avatar lay motionless, the unidentified fat man screams!</p><p> </p><p> Fat Man: Hello, my name is Don. I am a member of the IWC. I am a big fan of wrestling! I have no job and I still live with my mom! Hi Mom! </p><p> </p><p> Mark Smart: 5 star promo Don! Long live the IWC! We are taking over!</p><p> </p><p> Samuel Curran: What a commotion... the security is now arresting Mark Smart and the fat man.</p><p> </p><p> Phonse Lockett: Don't go away cause still to come ... Big Muscles Anders Thunder will explain why he turned his back on Big Baby</p><p> </p><p> ------------------------------------------------</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Anders Thunder explanation: rating 20</strong></p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/AndersThunder_zps8a14e632.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/AndersThunder_zps8a14e632.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> Anders Thunder: (crying) Big Baby, I'm sorry I didn't know that they will do that to you... it's just they got my sister... the Otto Family... they got </p><p> my sister... </p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/Phobia_zps65d278f4.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/Phobia_zps65d278f4.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> DEF!</p><p> </p><p> (Lights were turned off)</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/MelvinOtto_zpsa88d4e1c.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/MelvinOtto_zpsa88d4e1c.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/TheMidnightProwler_zpsca56a25f.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/TheMidnightProwler_zpsca56a25f.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/Phobia_zps65d278f4.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/Phobia_zps65d278f4.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> Otto Family entered the arena to the theme of Bray Wyatt (ripoff)</p><p> </p><p> The handsome but sinister Midnight Prowler is embracing a beautiful girl.</p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/SweetTabitha_zps330a13a6.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/SweetTabitha_zps330a13a6.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> Melvin Otto: Bwahahahaha... Big Muscles, last show I ate the soul of your partner, tonight I will eat YOURS! Because I will bait then eat your soul! I am Melvin Otto the Master Baiter of Souls!</p><p> </p><p> The Midnight Prowler kissed the girl in her cheeks</p><p> </p><p> Anders Thunder: Get away from my sister! You illuminatti!</p><p> </p><p> The Midnight Prowler just smiled at him.</p><p> </p><p> ---------------------------------------------------</p><p> </p><p><strong> Anders Tunder vs Melvin Otto - rating 5</strong></p><p> </p><p> The bell ring. Anders Thunder attacks Melvin Otto and throw him around like a rag doll. Anders Thunder was distracted when The Midnight Prowler kissed her sister in the lips. Melvin took advantage and hit him with a "Prophet Motive"</p><p> </p><p> Samuel Curran: Prophet Motive! It's over!</p><p> </p><p> 1... 2... 3... Melvin Otto wins!</p><p> </p><p> ----------------------------------------------------</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Anders Thunder to be sacrificed - rating 3</strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p> The 3 members of the Otto Family put the knocked out Anders Thunder in the table and circled around like they were in prayer... </p><p> </p><p> Melvin Otto: Sister Sexy... this is my offering...</p><p> </p><p> Powergirl - EXE resident superheroine theme music played.</p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/PowerGirl_jhd_zps9a4a6402.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/PowerGirl_jhd_zps9a4a6402.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> Powergirl attacked the members of the Otto Family.</p><p> </p><p> Phobia: RUN!</p><p> </p><p> The Otto family run away unable to beat a single girl.</p><p> </p><p> Powergirl: You okay....</p><p> </p><p> Anders Thunder: Thanks.</p><p> </p><p> --------------------------------------------------------</p><p> </p><p><strong> 3PM Debuts - rating 18</strong></p><p> </p><p> "Were the 3PM ..." (3MB music)</p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/MadDogMortimer_zpsea634c7a.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/MadDogMortimer_zpsea634c7a.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/MercyMichaels_zpsd55428e0.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/MercyMichaels_zpsd55428e0.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/MercutioSleep_zps478211e9.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/MercutioSleep_zps478211e9.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> Mad Dog Mortimer, Mercurio Sleep and Mercy Michaels entered the ring.</p><p> They act like rockstars and played "air violins"</p><p> </p><p> Mad Dog Mortimer: We are 3PM baby! In 3pm the sun is the hottest! Just like</p><p> we three are the hottest guys you will ever see baby!</p><p> </p><p> Mercurio Sleep: We are the most powerful trio in the history of professional rasslin! We play air violins because we are gentlemen!</p><p> </p><p> Mercy Michaels: Shoot! I ask all of you ladies to get your pen and paper and write a love letter to us. Yeah yeah!</p><p> </p><p> Audience: Boooo!</p><p> </p><p> Samuel Curran: So these three are the promised most powerful trio in sports entertainment? Unbelievable!</p><p> </p><p> Phonse Lockett: Now only that, Mad Dog Mortimer is so ugly I think the fans are disappointed.</p><p> </p><p> -----------------------------------------------------------</p><p> </p><p><strong> ????? debuts: rating 5</strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p> </p><p> PAPA</p><p> ALPHA</p><p> ROMEO</p><p> ALPHA</p><p> TANGO</p><p> ROMEO</p><p> OSCAR</p><p> OSCAR</p><p> PAPA</p><p> ECHO</p><p> ROMEo</p><p> SIERRA</p><p> </p><p> PARATROOPERS! </p><p> </p><p> A strange music played and interrupted 3PMs promo. </p><p> </p><p> Samuel Curran: They're here! But where are they???</p><p> </p><p> The 3PM prepare to defend themselves from anyone but they can't see anyone entering the entrance ramp.</p><p> </p><p> Phonse Lockett: Look at the ceiling!</p><p> </p><p> At the ceiling three men wearing vests were seen, they jump then opened their parachutes towards ring!</p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/ParadigmShield_zps47348684.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/ParadigmShield_zps47348684.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/ParanoiaShield_zpsf94d586f.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/ParanoiaShield_zpsf94d586f.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/ParadoxShield_zps2c0f4e5b.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/ParadoxShield_zps2c0f4e5b.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> Samuel Curran: Now that is how you make an entrance.</p><p> </p><p> The three men in vests attacked 3pm and cleaned the house.</p><p> </p><p> Fans: Yehey!!!</p><p> </p><p> Phonse Lockett: Who are these men? Are they the REAL most powerful trio in sports entertainment!</p><p> </p><p> Samuel Curran: I don't know Phonse but what an entrance! </p><p> </p><p> The three men in vest closed their fist and line together!</p><p> </p><p> --------------------------------------------------------</p><p> </p><p> <strong>The Ronster and Bumpmachine vs Smooth Crusher - rating 10</strong></p><p> <em>Winner gets to cut a promo next show!</em></p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/RonGreenhorn_zps7e13b5c1.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/RonGreenhorn_zps7e13b5c1.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/BenWilliams_zpse38c38d7.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/BenWilliams_zpse38c38d7.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/CanadianCrusher_zps88d4871b.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/CanadianCrusher_zps88d4871b.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/AustinSmooth_zps8300be0b.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/AustinSmooth_zps8300be0b.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> The team of Ronster and Bumpmachine, excited at the thought of cutting a promo, finally defeated their long time rivals</p><p> Smooth Crusher (Austin Smooth and Canadian Crusher). The Ronster pinned Canadian Crusher after a Ronster Coster.</p><p> </p><p> Samuel Curran: Oh yeah! The Ronster won! Be sure to watch our next show because finally the awesome Ronster will cut a promo again!</p><p> </p><p> ----------------------------------------------------------</p><p> </p><p><strong> J-ro promotes her sexy magazine - rating 64</strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/JoanneRodriguez_zps4c0c2997.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/JoanneRodriguez_zps4c0c2997.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> The fans were treated to see J-ro (Joanne Rodriguez) one of the most famous female wrestler in the USA. She promotes her new sexy magazine cover - best </p><p> </p><p> promo in the show.</p><p> </p><p> -------------------------------------------------------------</p><p> </p><p><strong> J-ro vs Bobbie Dylan vs Bonnie Clyde vs Joanne Silver - rating 27 </strong></p><p><strong> for the new EXE title - Sexy Queen! </strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/JoanneRodriguez_zps4c0c2997.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/JoanneRodriguez_zps4c0c2997.jpg</span></a></p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/BobbieDylan_zpsc17dee2b.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/BobbieDylan_zpsc17dee2b.jpg</span></a></p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/BonnieClyde_zps101e6246.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/BonnieClyde_zps101e6246.jpg</span></a></p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/JoannaSilver_zps32e88868.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/JoannaSilver_zps32e88868.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> The rowdy crowd made it clear that they want to see J-ro win! J-ro showed that not only is she beautiful, she can also out wrestle the all the EXE Divas . She hits everyone with a J-rocker to win and become the first EXE Sexy Queen.</p><p> </p><p> ---------------------------------------------------------------</p><p> </p><p><strong> Hollywood Brett Star Promo: - RATING 49</strong></p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/HollywoodBretStarr_zpsd2ebdebd.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/HollywoodBretStarr_zpsd2ebdebd.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> Brett Starr: EXE Solar System, I am Bret Starr, grandson of the legendary Micky Starr and I am here to become the King of Entertainment. James Hernandez, you say your the Best in the Bed. Let's see if you can back it up versus a true superstar! What about you versus me tonight and if you lose - you will give me a title shot!</p><p> </p><p> -------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Regular Joe vs Kirk Jameson - 29</strong></p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/RegularJoe_zpseb3a5616.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/RegularJoe_zpseb3a5616.jpg</span></a></p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/KirkJameson_zps4e3ecaf6.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/KirkJameson_zps4e3ecaf6.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> Regular Joe's biggest wrestling match so far. Kirk Jameson, angry that he lost</p><p> both King of Entertainment opportunities and the lovely Eve Runcord was clearly out of his game. Regular Joe capitalized on that and hit Kirk with a Joe and behold to score a big upset over Kirk.</p><p> </p><p> -----------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p> </p><p><strong> Main Event - if Bret Starr wins - he will get a title shot </strong></p><p><strong> James Hernandez vs Hollywood Bret Starr - rating 51</strong></p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/MainstreamHernandez_alt4_zps9ef2f8b1.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/MainstreamHernandez_alt4_zps9ef2f8b1.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> <a href="http://s1375.photobucket.com/user/Hiden_Gardien/media/HollywoodBretStarr_zpsd2ebdebd.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow"><span>http://i1375.photobucket.com/albums/ag469/Hiden_Gardien/HollywoodBretStarr_zpsd2ebdebd.jpg</span></a></p><p> </p><p> In a no doubt match of the night. Brett Starr defeated the King of Entertainment James Hernandez to secure a title shot at the next EXE show.</p><p> The match was full of great sequences but in the end James Hernandez took the Hollywood Hammer (Rainmaker) and the rest was history.</p><p> </p><p> Samuel Curran: What a match! Bret Starr proved that he is not just talk!</p><p> Phonse Lockett: Will we see a new EXE King of Entertainment? Who are the 3 men in vests? And will the IWC take control of the EXE???</p><p> Please watch our next show to find out! Good night!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> ----------------------------</p><p> </p><p> <strong>RATING 45</strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong> Increase popularity 1 region! </strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p> -----------------------------------------------------------------------</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sons of Kohral Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 This is fantastic for all the wrong reasons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meatbun Posted June 13, 2014 Author Share Posted June 13, 2014 <p>Sunday, Week 1, April 2014</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> A new poster was put in the gates of Weston Gymnasium:</p><p> Jack Avatar was also giving out flyers.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> -------------------------------------------------</p><p> EXE 100% Entertainment presents</p><p> -------------------------------------------------</p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-size:36px;">EXE: Better Than Porn!</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size:36px;"> </span></strong></p><p> </p><p> Don't miss EXE 4th show and get to see your favorite EXE Superstars:</p><p> </p><p> The coolest Regular guy Regular Joe!</p><p> The awesome Ronster who will finally cut a promo again!</p><p> The mysterious 3 men in black vests</p><p> And King of Entertainment - James Hernandez who will defend his title agaisnt</p><p> Bret Starr!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> Tickets on Sale Now!</p><p> </p><p> ----------------------------------------------------</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> I hope you enjoy this diary and please recommend it to your friends <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p> Prediction time!</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Winner takes a girl (Power Girl or Sweet Tabitha Thunder)</strong></p><p> Power Girl and Anders Thunder vs the Otto Family (Melvin Otto and Midnight Prowler) </p><p> </p><p> Paratroopers vs 3PM! </p><p> </p><p> Joanne Rodriguez vs Vicky Victoria</p><p> </p><p> The IWC Fat Man vs Jack Avatar</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Main Event - King of Entertainment Championship!</strong></p><p> James Hernadez vs Bret Starr</p><p> </p><p> -----------------------------------------------------------</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rickymex Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Winner takes a girl (Power Girl or Sweet Tabitha Thunder) Power Girl and Anders Thunder vs the Otto Family (Melvin Otto and Midnight Prowler) Paratroopers vs 3PM! Joanne Rodriguez vs Vicky Victoria The IWC Fat Man vs Jack Avatar Main Event - King of Entertainment Championship! James Hernadez vs Bret Starr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sons of Kohral Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 <p>Winner takes a girl (Power Girl or Sweet Tabitha Thunder)</p><p> Power Girl and Anders Thunder vs the <strong>Otto Family (Melvin Otto and Midnight Prowler)</strong></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Paratroopers</strong> vs 3PM!</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Joanne Rodriguez</strong> vs Vicky Victoria</p><p> </p><p> <strong>The IWC Fat Man</strong> vs Jack Avatar</p><p> </p><p> Main Event - King of Entertainment Championship!</p><p> <strong>James "Best in Bed" Hernandez</strong> vs Bret Starr</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistaken Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 great stuff keep it coming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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