TNA 2002: Vince Russo = Success, Bro.

[packerman120]

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TNA Headquarters

Late Night, April 2002

 

Jeff Jarrett is heard screaming in the background, to who, that is unclear. He seems quite mad, however.

 

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"What the hell do you mean? Why did Dusty back out on the deal? We gae him everything he wanted and head of creative! Goddammit, now I got to find a new head booker, and we have a show in two months! Ah shit, who's calling now?"

 

 

The phone is heard ringing in the background.

 

 

 

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JJ: Vince, how many f**king times do I have to tell you this? You are not going to be associated with the creative team in any way.

 

VR: But, bro, I have great plans for your company! You can't tell me that having Mabel as the face of the company is a bad idea, bro!

 

JJ: You have got to be kidding me Vince. And stop calling me bro, I'm not your f**king brother. Don't call this number again.

 

VR: Alright, let me know if you change your mind. Oh, and go to the front door of the offices. Had one of my friends leave you a housewarming present. Catch you later, bro.

 

 

**Phone hangs up**

 

 

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"F**king Russo. Might as well check what he sent me, the rotten bastard."

 

 

When he reaches the door he finds a bottle of expensive whiskey, with a tag on it reading "From Vince."

 

 

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"Ah, what the hell. It's been a stressful day."

 

 

But little did he know, drinking that whiskey would change TNA's future forever.

 

 

**12 HOURS LATER**

 

 

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"What the hell have I done?"

 

 

 

What did Jeff Jarrett do, and what will the future of TNA behold? More to come in the coming days, so stay tuned to TNA 2002: Vince Russo = Success, Bro!

[packerman120]

Reserved for Index.

[The Nickman]

Man, I am locked the **** in for this!! Good luck!!

[packerman120]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="The Nickman" data-cite="The Nickman" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="40188" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Man, I am locked the **** in for this!! Good luck!!</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Thank ya. I have about 3 or 4 more updates that will roll out over the next couple days. And boy, do I have some plans <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p>

[K-Nection]

....Mabel the face of TNA??? That sounds like something Russo would come up with.

[Mootinie]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="K-Nection" data-cite="K-Nection" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="40188" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>....Mabel the face of TNA??? That sounds like something Russo would come up with.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Not even Russo has a hard-on for Mabel as hard as Pack's...</p><p> </p><p> But, yeah, looking forward to this Pack dude. I've played as TNA 2002 before and I have ambitions to run my own diary as them at one point so I'm super stoked for this. That, and I love your diaries. They always have such nice graphics <img alt=":rolleyes:" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/rolleyes.png.4b097f4fbbe99ce5bcd5efbc1b773ed6.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p>

[The Swanton825]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="K-Nection" data-cite="K-Nection" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="40188" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>....Mabel the face of TNA??? That sounds like something Russo would come up with.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Mable's just the start. Wait until he brings in Khali. I think he might be the only guy Pack loves more than Mabel.</p>

[packerman120]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="The Swanton825" data-cite="The Swanton825" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="40188" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Mable's just the start. Wait until he brings in Khali. I think he might be the only guy Pack loves more than Mabel.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> I would, but he's kinda the IWGP World Heavyweight Champ right now, teehee. Also, parts 2 and 3 launch tonight later on!</p>

[Frootloop]

bro, you know I'm all in, bro.

[packerman120]

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<span style="font-family:'Century Gothic';"><strong>Part 2: Seeing the Rainbros</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Century Gothic';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Century Gothic';">

</span><span style="font-family:'Century Gothic';"><strong>Featuring:</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Century Gothic';">

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Where we last left off Jeff Jarrett had received a nice bottle of whiskey from Vinny Russo.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Century Gothic';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Century Gothic';">

</span><img alt="William_Larue_Weller_Bourbon_293940_i0.jpg" data-src="https://s3.graphiq.com/sites/default/files/821/media/images/t2/William_Larue_Weller_Bourbon_293940_i0.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p><span style="font-family:'Century Gothic';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Century Gothic';">

</span><span style="font-family:'Century Gothic';"><strong>JJ:</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Century Gothic';"> Hmmmm, this whiskey ain't that bad. Mind as well grab a couple more sips. Can't be that baaaaaaaaaa..............</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Century Gothic';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Century Gothic';">

</span><img alt="images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT3qzpBm_IkP2HiMqm2MOb5SGU3LNOQVq9KwQPofnG7KHnXaIwDetlVyg" data-src="https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT3qzpBm_IkP2HiMqm2MOb5SGU3LNOQVq9KwQPofnG7KHnXaIwDetlVyg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p><span style="font-family:'Century Gothic';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Century Gothic';">

At that moment, Jarrett collapsed in his chair, falling to the ground. It appeared he was in another world, acting like a hippie. He uttered things such as, the colors, bro, and this shit be trippy yo! It appeared he was high on LSD. Or acid. Or whatever you decide to call that stuff.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Century Gothic';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Century Gothic';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Century Gothic';">

</span><span style="font-family:'Century Gothic';"><strong>**3 HOURS LATER**</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Century Gothic';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Century Gothic';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Century Gothic';">

Three hours later, and Jarrett is still out of his mind on the floor. He must not be used to the colors, bro. He'd have probably been there, had it not be for his phone ringing. Who was on the phone you may ask? You might be able to predict.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Century Gothic';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Century Gothic';">

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</span><span style="font-family:'Century Gothic';"><strong>Russo:</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Century Gothic';"> Okay bro, here's my idea.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Century Gothic';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Century Gothic';">

</span></p></div><p></p><p></p>

[packerman120]

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</span><span style="font-family:'Century Gothic';"><strong>Part 3: The Phone Call</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Century Gothic';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Century Gothic';">

</span><span style="font-family:'Century Gothic';"><strong>Featuring:</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Century Gothic';">

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</span><span style="font-family:'Century Gothic';"><em>Jeff Jarrett answers the phone, and Russo is heard on the other line. This is the phone call that changed TNA forever.</em></span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Century Gothic';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Century Gothic';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Century Gothic';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Century Gothic';">

</span><span style="font-family:'Century Gothic';"><strong>JJ:</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Century Gothic';"> Yeeahhhhh, helloooo bro?</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Century Gothic';">

</span><span style="font-family:'Century Gothic';"><strong>VR:</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Century Gothic';"> Perfect bro, when can we talk about the deal for erm... the TNA head of creative position, bro?</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Century Gothic';">

</span><span style="font-family:'Century Gothic';"><strong>JJ:</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Century Gothic';"> Deallll? Whaaaaaat dealllll? Ah shhiiiiittt bro, come in anytime my dude! I'll whip up some papppppersssss.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Century Gothic';">

</span><span style="font-family:'Century Gothic';"><strong>VR:</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Century Gothic';"> Bro, are you okay? Do you know what you are talking about?</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Century Gothic';">

</span><span style="font-family:'Century Gothic';"><strong>JJ:</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Century Gothic';"> Head of creativeeee, my man! Seeee yaa in a fewwww, Brosso!</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Century Gothic';">

</span><span style="font-family:'Century Gothic';"><strong>VR:</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Century Gothic';"> Yup, catch you later, bro.</span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-family:'Century Gothic';">Who knew LSD could do that to a man. All of us? Probably.</span></p></div><p></p><p></p>

[Dave_Scott]

This sounds really cool Pack. Intentions to follow this! =D

[K-Nection]

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Seen this today and thought of this diary!</p>

[packerman120]

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Part 4: Signing The Papers

 

 

Last time, we left off when Jeff Jarrett verbally agreed to give Vince Russo the head of creative position. Now, Russo is heading to the TNA offices one early Saturday morning to sign the papers to make it official. Russo arrives, and Jarrett takes him to his office, still a bit..... off.

 

 

JJ: Alrighttt Vinceee, you ready to signnn this dealllll?

VR: Was the Attitude Era because of me only? Hell yes, bro!

JJ: Alrighttt, so basicallyyy, you gonna beee the head boookerrr of my company broooooo.

VR: Hey, bro, nice word choice. Bro really fits YOU, bro. Anything else you want to add, bro?

JJ: Ehh dudeee, get me some more of that whiskey, that shit was the bombbbb.

VR: Whatever, bro. Sounds good, bro.

 

Russo then signs the papers and makes it official. Vincent James Russo is now the head booker of Total Nonstop Action. This can't end well.

[packerman120]

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Seen this today and thought of this diary!

 

This is bloody incredible. Laughed so damn hard at this

 

Oh, and Part 5 (the final part, bar roster) will be up tomorrow. I hope to have our first show, TNA Slammiversary, up in a week or two. Once roster is done, predictions will be posted. Bro.

[Ayden]

Bro....You should change your name to Vince Russbro bro...

[packerman120]

Part 5: The Final Call

 

 

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Jeff Jarrett awoke two days later to a phone call. The caller ID read Vince Russo, and Jarrett was angry, wondered why the bastard was calling him.

 

 

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JJ: Russo, what the hell do you want?

VR: Bro, just trying to rake your mind on ideas for the first show. I am the Head of Creative, bro.

JJ: Are you drunk Russo? You are not the Head of Creative!

VR: Jeff, my bro, look at the papers.

 

........................................................

 

JJ: WHEN THE FLYING F**K DID I SIGN THIS? WHY WOULD I GIVE YOU THE HEAD OF CREATIVE?

VR: Because I'm a genius, bro.

JJ: Vince, screw you. If this wasn't legally binding, and I wasn't the owner of the newest, best wrestling company in the world, Total Nonstop Action, I would f**king murder you. But fine, you bastard. Here's the roster. Good luck, and go to hell you son of a bitch.

VR: You won't regret this, bro.

JJ: Just... get the f**k to work Russo. I need a drink.

 

 

And that was how the Jarrett era ended, and the Russo era began. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to TNA 2002: Vince Russo = Success, Bro.

[Darbicus]

And thus begins Mabel's rise up the ladder to the top of professional wrestling...I hope that's a damn strong ladder.

[The Nickman]

This has been a great start, Pack. I am HURTING for the first show!

[packerman120]

WARNING: From here on out, I am Vince Russo. I am role-playing Vince Russo. My views do not reflect his. Swearing WILL occur, so be warned before continuing.

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Roster:

 

 

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"Alright bro, so we gonna do a quick look at the roster of the TNA, bro. Basically, we gonna separate them into the three upper echelons. Upper, mid and the jabronis. And for faces and heels, screw that bro, because you always have to expect the SWERVE. Let's begin."

 

 

Upper Echelon:

 

 

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Buff Bagwell

 

So Mr. Buff here is going to be an adult film star bro. He bangs chicks and gets paid. What a life, bro.

 

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Curt Hennig

 

So Hennig here is sort of going to Bagwell's counterpart. He's gonna be a Jesus Freak, bro. The whole shebang, bible, shit like that. You know. He's got a wife named Gail or some shit that whom we hired, so expect her too, bro.

 

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Jeff Jarrett

 

He's the dick known as my boss, bro. But eh, I get paid to do my magic so this is what boss bro is going to do, bro. He's a redneck. He drinks booze, shoots guns, hates the blacks, all that shit. He also f**king loves the confederate flag.

 

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Jerry Lynn

 

To be honest, I don't know what to do with Jerry Lynn, bro. He used to work for that bullshit hardcore promotion, so maybe he does some of that shit? Either that or he could be a weed smoker. I don't know, he'll do something jabroni-ish.

 

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The Road Warriors

 

Perfect idea for these two. You see them right there, bro. Screams TRUCK DRIVERS. So that's the thing. We'll get him a truck, some caps, and some other shit to make them look like truck drivers. Because these two scream TRUCK DRIVER, bro.

 

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Ron Killings

 

Straight Outta Compton, the secret fourth member. Enough said, bro.

 

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AJ Styles

 

So this guy is going to be part of a tag team, bro. And they are going to be called the mothaf**king COCKY LITTLE SHITS. They think they hot stuff when they ain't. They just a bunch of vanilla midgret jabronies, bro.

 

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Brian Adams

 

This guy right here, we got something golden for. He is going to be 1/3 part of a boy band. That's right, a boy band. All the bitches gonna swoon, bro.

 

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Brian "The Prince" Lawler

 

Lawler here insists that he is a Nigerian (wherever the hell that is) prince. So SWERVE, that's his gimmick, bro! He's a prince, he acts like it, crown, cape, whip, all that stuff. Because, logic, bro.

 

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Bryan Clark

 

He's 1/3 of the Boy Band as well. He is the backup man of the group bro. Some bitches swoon, but some are like nah man, I prefer that other bro.

 

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Low-Ki

 

He's that other cocky little shit. Just look at that f**king picture, bro. It screams cocky, it screams little, and it screams shit.

 

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Mike Rotundo

 

You see, Mike here has a pedostache. So why not take any advantage of it. This guy will do it with anything. Not kids, because that's not canon, but other things, bro. Maybe me, even. You never know in TNA, bro.

 

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Ricky Morton

 

Ricky Morton here, he is going to play the saxophone. Robbie Gibson, his friend, is going to play the trumpet. Together, they are the mothaf**kin BLUES BROTHERS. May be copyrighted, but screw that, I'm Vince Russo bro.

 

 

To be continued later, bro.

[packerman120]

Middle Echelon:

 

 

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Colt Cabana

 

What do you do with an ultra charisma bro? You make him an addiction therapist! So if any of the bros backstage got problems, we'll expose em with a segment with this guy. Greatest drug treatment ever, bro.

 

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Dan Severn

 

He's the Harry Styles of the band, bro! Oh shit, I just broke the 4th wall, my bad bro. Anyways, he's the one all the chicks wanna grind on. He is a machine. I gotta befriend this bro, bro.

 

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Devon Storm

 

Look at this f**ker's face. Looks like a creep right bro? No, well screw it, he is one! He f**ks crowbar's. Genius right there, bro.

 

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Evan Karagias

 

See, he looks the part of boy band. But he's not in it, bro! Because that would be logical, and I'm not a big fan of logic, bro. So he thinks he's part of it, and the boy band beats him down when he f**ks with their shit. Makes sense, right bro?

 

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The Headhunters

 

These guys are on an everlasting quest for head. What kind of head, you'll just have to wait and find out, bro. But remember, always expect the SWERVE, bro!

 

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Homicide

 

This guy, he's something special. He fits a stereotype though, so we do that bro! He is going to be a hood murderer. He pulls out his gun and bang bang dead. Because, that makes ratings, bro.

 

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The Rainbow Express

 

They are like that Billy and Chuck team, but with bigger dudes. Because who doesn't love two big dudes having a swordfight? I know I love it, bro.

 

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Robert Gibson

 

He's the trumpet to Ricky Morton's saxophone. Together, they are the Blues Brothers, bro! Since we based in Tennessee, perhaps we can have them do concerts for cash, bro.

 

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Dr. Samoa Joe

 

He treats the illnesses. Graduated from medical school at age 9, bro. That much skill is in his possession, bro. So naturally, we signed him to the best company based in Nashville, bro.

 

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Teddy Hart

 

Remember Owen Hart. I didn't kill him, bro. It's not my fault. So, since I liked Owen's character, Teddy Hart literally is going to be Owen Hart, bro. He is going to do everything Owen was going to do, because SWERVE, I can have that power bro!

 

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CM Punk

 

He's the alcoholic of the company. If he shows up sober, it's a shock, bro. He hits the bottle so damn much. Hopefully that Cabana fellow can help this bro.

 

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Frankie Kazarian

 

He's also a cocky little shit. But he's not part of the tag team, bro. So he'll probably be a jabroni. Because, shit, it's not like he has a tag team partner or anything, bro.

 

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The Maximo Brothers

 

So Double J told me we need a hispanic tag team. So I signed these guys, bro. Tag team jobbers are always helpful, bro. Booking tips from a genius at it's finest right there, use them bro.

 

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KENTA

 

This is definitely not a picture of Kenta Kobashi, bro. It's KENTA, you know, KENTA. The guy who has the same first name as Kobashi. But since all Japanese people are untalented anyways, I'm having him pretend to be Mexican. He gets full control, because I hate Mexicans, bro. They stole my meatball sub once.

[packerman120]

Reserved for jabronis, not full time wrestlers and the backstage bros.

[K-Nection]

The sad thing is when I read this I hear Vince Russo's voice come out....I'm going to be reading this just for your spot on writing and the Mabel push lol.

 

 

Oh when ideas flop and you know that will be a when instead of an if. Don't forget to "Blame someone else"

[packerman120]

Yeah bro, of course. Those three words are a staple of my life, bro. BLAME SOMEONE ELSE! I RAISED THE WWF TO GREATNESS, MR. K-NECTION!

[packerman120]

TNA SLAMMIVERSARY 2002 PREDICTION CARD:

 

 

 

[Roster will be finalized within the coming days, FYI]

 

 

TNA World Title Tournament, Round 1:

Ricky Morton vs. Mike Rotundo

Jeff Jarrett vs. Samoa Joe

Robert Gibson vs. Ron Killings

Buff Bagwell vs. Bam Bam Bigelow

 

TNA World Title Tournament, Round 2:

Ricky Morton OR Mike Rotundo vs. Jeff Jarrett OR Samoa Joe

Robert Gibson OR Ron Killings vs. Buff Bagwell OR Bam Bam Bigelow

 

TNA World Title Tournament, Finals:

??? vs. ???

 

 

BONUS QUESTIONS:

 

Highest rated first round match?:

Lowest rated first round match?:

Who will win the TNA World Title?:

Who will lose in the TNA World Title match:?

Is Vince Russo a genius?: