eayragt Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 [B]DARRYL DEVINE[/B] (C) vs. ANGRY GILMORE for the SWF 10-Minute Championship Devine's got plenty more feuds left in him [B]CHRIS CAULFIELD [/B]vs. EDDIE PEAK in a hardcore match Would prefer Eddie to win, but that's just bury Caulfield, so he gets it. THE OUTCASTS (c) vs. ERIC EISEN & CLIFF WILSON vs. THE SAMOAN WILD BOYZ vs. [B]MASTERS OF FORTUNE [/B]for the SWF Tag Team Championship Er.... I could see any of these teams winning here, and wouldn't mind seeing The Outcasts back in singles action. Sooooo, Masters of Fortune, somehow. [B]RICKY DALE JOHNSON[/B] vs. RICH MONEY (B+) He wanted the fight - and he'll get it, beating Rich. [B]STEVE FREHLEY[/B] vs. BOB CARLSON for the SWF North American Championship I wanna see Bob win. But again, for some reason don't see it. MARC DuBOIS & THE FABULOUS BUMFHOLES vs. [B]JOEL KOVACH, BRUCE THE GIANT, & RICK LAW[/B] I think these heels really need the win here - especially as AA needs some heel opponents for his title. [B]ARCHANGEL[/B] (C) vs. WANDA FISH for the SWF World Heavyweight Championship Either AA wins a close one... or Wanda has a client, and he ends up beating AA causing the DQ. I know that treats Wanda as a manager rather than a wrestler, but I think that this could be a good way for this one to carry on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remianen Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 DARRYL DEVINE (C) vs. [B]ANGRY GILMORE[/B] for the SWF 10-Minute Championship CHRIS CAULFIELD vs. [B]EDDIE PEAK[/B] in a hardcore match Personally, I think this should be more of a death match. But maybe there's more to their story so this isn't the 'blowoff match'. THE OUTCASTS (c) vs. ERIC EISEN & CLIFF WILSON vs. THE SAMOAN WILD BOYZ vs. [B]MASTERS OF FORTUNE[/B] for the SWF Tag Team Championship Given the polish of the other teams, I think it would be great for the dark horse to come out on top. Plus, I'm a Missy mark so......:p [B]RICKY DALE JOHNSON[/B] vs. RICH MONEY I want the truth beaten out of Rich Money! [B]STEVE FREHLEY[/B] vs. BOB CARLSON for the SWF North American Championship Let this mark the beginning of his ascension. [B]MARC DuBOIS & THE FABULOUS BUMFHOLES[/B] vs. JOEL KOVACH, BRUCE THE GIANT, & RICK LAW I despise Joel, Bruce, and Rick so I'd love nothing more than to see those three buried. ARCHANGEL (C) vs. [B]WANDA FISH[/B] for the SWF World Heavyweight Championship Archangel is great and all but I want Wanda to win more than anything else. To have a woman hold the top title of a top promotion (that isn't mine), would be awesome and fitting, I think. [QUOTE]Richard smiled and told him to work on his people skills if he expected to make it far in this business.[/QUOTE] OH MY GAWD! Is he serious?!? Hello pot, I'm kettle and you're black! :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remianen Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 DARRYL DEVINE (C) vs. [B]ANGRY GILMORE[/B] for the SWF 10-Minute Championship CHRIS CAULFIELD vs. [B]EDDIE PEAK[/B] in a hardcore match Personally, I think this should be more of a death match. But maybe there's more to their story so this isn't the 'blowoff match'. THE OUTCASTS (c) vs. ERIC EISEN & CLIFF WILSON vs. THE SAMOAN WILD BOYZ vs. [B]MASTERS OF FORTUNE[/B] for the SWF Tag Team Championship Given the polish of the other teams, I think it would be great for the dark horse to come out on top. Plus, I'm a Missy mark so......:p [B]RICKY DALE JOHNSON[/B] vs. RICH MONEY I want the truth beaten out of Rich Money! [B]STEVE FREHLEY[/B] vs. BOB CARLSON for the SWF North American Championship Let this mark the beginning of his ascension. [B]MARC DuBOIS & THE FABULOUS BUMFHOLES[/B] vs. JOEL KOVACH, BRUCE THE GIANT, & RICK LAW I despise Joel, Bruce, and Rick so I'd love nothing more than to see those three buried. ARCHANGEL (C) vs. [B]WANDA FISH[/B] for the SWF World Heavyweight Championship Archangel is great and all but I want Wanda to win more than anything else. To have a woman hold the top title of a top promotion (that isn't mine), would be awesome and fitting, I think. [QUOTE]Richard smiled and told him to work on his people skills if he expected to make it far in this business.[/QUOTE] OH MY GAWD! Is he serious?!? Hello pot, I'm kettle and you're black! :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scapino1974 Posted November 1, 2006 Author Share Posted November 1, 2006 [CENTER]SWF presents... [COLOR="DarkRed"][SIZE="3"][B]"Welcome to the Jungle"[/B][/SIZE][/COLOR] [I]Saturday of Week 2, August 2008[/I] Held at Doyle Lane in the North West Territory 22,010 in attendance; Buy-rate of 452,382[/CENTER] Jerry Eisen, Peter Michaels, and Emma Chase welcomed us to "Welcome to the Jungle". 1) A video played hyping the main event, citing Archangel's triumphant return to the SWF and the possibility of Wanda becoming the first woman to hold a World Heavyweight Championship title in a male-dominated sport. RATING: [COLOR="Blue"]A[/COLOR] 2) [B]DARRYL DEVINE (c) vs. ANGRY GILMORE [/B]for [COLOR="Red"]the SWF 10-Minute Championship[/COLOR] This really started off the night right. Darryl and Angry put on quite a show before Darryl set up Angry for the Devine Dream Drop. But instead, Angry blocked it, reversed it, and nailed the Anger Management. WINNER: [B]Angry Gilmore [/B]in 9:40 RATING: [COLOR="Blue"]A[/COLOR] 3) A camera cut to outside the arena where a limo had pulled up. The doors opened and out came Wanda Fish, Marc DuBois, and the Bumfholes. They ignored the fans who lined the sidewalk and simply walked into the building. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] 4) A video played, hyping the feud between Ricky Dale Johnson and Rich Money. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] 5) [B]RICKY DALE JOHNSON vs. RICH MONEY[/B] Ricky looked ready to murder Rich as he came out to the ring. Rich seemed pretty nonchalant about the whole ordeal, but RDJ quickly wiped the smug smile off his face with his opening salvo. Soon the two of them weren't pulling any punches. Rich seemed to have the upperhand, though, as he was able to block most of RDJ's offense and counter with devestating attacks of his own. He finally had RDJ set up for the Bank Roll when Jennifer Heat hopped up onto the ring apron with a white towel. Rich actually dropped RDJ and went over to Jennifer. He mocked her a little, urging her to throw in the towel like she did at the beginning of the feud. That's when RDJ kipped up. Rich turned around and walked right into a Southern Justice. WINNER: [B]Ricky Dale Johnson [/B]in 14:01 RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] 6) RDJ held open the ropes so Jennifer could join him in the ring. He then got a mic and said it was time for the truth to come out. He handed the mic to Jennifer. Big mistake. Sadly, Jennifer's English isn't the best and as she tried to explain what happened, the crowd got a little lost. There was something in there about her grandmother, the INS, and something that Jennifer called "Hide the Burrito", but by the time she broke down into tears, the crowd didn't care anymore. I think we'll have to have RDJ do the talking on [I]Invasion![/I] to explain things. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]C+[/COLOR] 7) The Outcasts were shown walking to the ring. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B+[/COLOR] 8) [B]THE OUTCASTS (c) vs. ERIC EISEN & CLIFF WILSON vs. THE SAMOAN WILD BOYZ vs. MASTERS OF FORTUNE [/B]for [COLOR="Red"]the SWF Tag Team Championship[/COLOR] This was an impressive match all around. Much to everyone's surprise, the real stars of the match turned out to be Chance and Missy. They worked well together and Peter commented that they were acting like a veteran tag team. The real shocker was when Missy managed to get Skull DeBones off his feet and pinned for a two count. [COLOR="DarkGreen"]"That's more than most people have gotten lately!"[/COLOR] Even still, raw power won out over brash enthusiasm. The Samoans were quickly taken out of the running by a suicidal dive over the top ropes by Chance. Missy shrieked and went to tend to her boyfriend, leaving Eric Eisen alone in the ring with Skull DeBones. Skull nailed the Skull Krusher and made the pin. WINNERS: [B]The Outcasts [/B]in 14:36 RATING: [COLOR="Blue"]B+[/COLOR] 9) Archangel appeared on screen. He said that he was looking forward to tonight. He said that Wanda has proven over the past few weeks that she has what it takes to be the World Heavyweight Champion, that she has proven herself time and again as being one of the toughest competitors in the SWF. He said that if she were to capture the title someday, he would be the first in line to shake her hand. But, he went on to add, that day wasn't today. He apologized to Wanda in advance and told her that she wasn't capturing Heavyweight gold tonight. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] 10) The camera cut backstage to reveal Chris Caulfield walking to the ring with a kendo stick in his hand. He swung it around experimentally, as if stretching out his arms. But then, out of nowhere, Eddie Peak charged him and ran him over. Eddie smashed him head-first into a cinderblock wall and then dragged him out towards the ring. [COLOR="DarkGreen"]"I guess the hardcore match is getting started a little earlier," [/COLOR]Emma observed. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] 11) [B]CHRIS CAULFIELD vs. EDDIE PEAK [/B]in [COLOR="Purple"]a hardcore match[/COLOR] Once again, these two showed why they were the top stars of DaVE. Eddie had control in the early minutes and took advantage of that, stealing the kendo stick from Chris and beating him savagely with it. Eddie then rolled out of the ring and started chucking various weapons he found under the stage over the top rope. Chris eventually rallied, blocking a shot with a garbage can and began to fight back. He retrieved a chair and used it to bring Eddie's offense to a screeching halt. After wailing on Eddie for a while, he dropped the chair on the mat and seemed ready to be setting Eddie up for a Danger Drop onto the chair. That's when Christian Faith charged the ring and attacked Chris. He get Chris off his feet and set him up in the corner, wedging a chair into the ropes so they covered Chris's ribs. He then backed up and tried to hit a running drop-kick. Only Chris ducked out of the way. Christian wound up straddling the ringpost and howling in agony. Chris pulled him out of the corner and hit a Danger Drop onto the chair. He turned around just in time to catch a chair over the head from Eddie. Eddie took control of the match and tried to pin Chris several times, only to have Chris kick out. Chris was able to catch a second wind and put up a good fight, even taking the time to bring a table into the ring. He hauled Eddie up to the top rope and was getting ready to do a Danger Drop through the table when Eddie came back to life and fought it off. Then, much to everyone's horror (or delight, seeing as this is a hardcore match), Eddie leapt from the top turnbuckle with Chris and delivered a perfect Peak of the Devil through the table. Both men were still for a few moments. The ref was so stunned he didn't even start counting. Finally, he snapped out of it, but before he could even count to one, Eddie rolled over and draped an arm across Chris's chest. WINNER: [B]Eddie Peak [/B]in 16:15 RATING: [COLOR="Blue"]A[/COLOR] 12) Eddie stumbled to his feet and winced in pain as the ref raised his hand in victory. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B[/COLOR] 13) [B]STEVE FREHLEY vs. BOB CARLSON [/B]for [COLOR="Red"]the SWF North American Championship[/COLOR] [COLOR="darkgreen"]"It all comes down to this," [/COLOR]Jerry said. [COLOR="DarkGreen"]"One of these men will leave the ring with the SWF North American Championship."[/COLOR] This was a pretty conventional match and not quite as spectacular as some that we had seen, but you know, the audience probably needed a break at this point. Steve and Bob wore each other out (Bob in particular was exhausted) but, in the end, Steve managed to nail Bob with a Frehley's Comet. WINNER: [B]Steve Frehley [/B]in 15:46 RATING: [COLOR="Blue"]B[/COLOR] 14) Steve celebrated his win in the ring. The audience didn't really care all that much. They did perk up a little when someone vaulted the security railing and attacked him. Peter quickly identified the attacker as Joey Minnesota. [COLOR="DarkGreen"]"But what's he doing here? I thought he was fired last month!"[/COLOR] The damage done, Joey escaped before security could get him. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B-[/COLOR] for the celebration; [COLOR="Blue"]B[/COLOR] for the attack 15) Wanda Fish was stretching out in the locker room. She looked up in surprise when Marc DuBois walked in. She asked him what he was doing, that he had to go get ready for his own match. Marc said there was plenty of time for that. He wanted to see her first. He said he was proud of her, that he knew she was going to bring the SWF World Heavyweight Championship back to Karma. And, he said, he wanted to give her something. He then kissed her passionately. Wanda seemed a bit surprised but melted into his arms. He then whispered, [COLOR="DarkGreen"]"Good luck!" [/COLOR]before slipping out the door again. RATING: [COLOR="Blue"]A[/COLOR] 16) [B]MARC DuBOIS & THE FABULOUS BUMFHOLES vs. JOEL KOVACH, BRUCE THE GIANT, & RICK LAW[/B] The ref could barely contain these six before the bell sounded. All six were pointing angrily at each other, calling out threats. Jerry observed that Karma as we've known it was probably dead after this match. The bell rang and things started with Bruce the Giant and Zimmy Bumfhole. Bruce seemed impervious to Zimmy's attacks, but soon the Bumfholes reminded everyone why they held the tag team championship for so long. They were able to work in concert to bring the big man down and almost have him pinned. Bruce quickly retreated, though, bringing in Rick Law. Zimmy, who had been the legal man, brought in Randy. These two locked up and Rick was able to power through most of Randy attacks as well. Randy did manage to score some hits and a near fall, but he did so too close to the ropes and Rick was able to get a leg up on them. Emma pointed out that kind of in ring awareness came with years of experience, something the Bumfholes obviously didn't have. Eventually, Rick tagged in Joel Kovach. Joel destroyed Randy and was able to toss Zimmy out of the ring as well when the latter tried to come to the aid of his brother. Joel then orchestrated a beatdown on Randy, one that left him barely conscious. Finally, though, Randy was able to rally enough to bring in Marc. Marc cleaned house, taking care of Joel, Rick, and Bruce. Things broke down at this point as the Bumfholes brawled with Rick and Bruce outside the ring. The ref spent a few moments trying to get things calmed down again but failed, so he focused on the two legal mean, Joel and Marc. Joel managed to trip up Marc and tried to get him in the Kovach Krippler, but Marc broke free and made it to the ropes. The two continued to duke it out until Joel set Marc up for the Old School Drop. Marc blocked it, reversed it, and nailed the Marc of Excellence instead. Rick and Bruce tried to get back into the rings, but the Bumfholes tied them up in knots. WINNER: [B]Marc DuBois [/B]in 21:50 RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] 17) Joel, Bruce, and Rick started up the aisle for the back when Wanda Fish's music started. She made her way towards the ring and, as she passed Joel, said, [COLOR="DarkGreen"]"I'll be sure to tell Archangel you said, 'Hi!'"[/COLOR] Joel lunged for her, but Marc and the Bumfholes chased him off. They then escorted Wanda to the ring. Much to everyone's surprise, Wanda then ordered them to leave ringside. RATING: [COLOR="Blue"]A[/COLOR] 18) [B]ARCHANGEL (c) vs. WANDA FISH [/B]for [COLOR="Red"]the SWF World Heavyweight Championship[/COLOR] A good way to end the night. Archangel and Wanda's good chemistry shone through once again and they put on a spectacular show. Wanda seemed to prefer quick attacks while Archangel relied more on power moves. Wanda managed to trip him up in the early going and tried for a pin, but the ref didn't even get to one. The same thing happened when Archangel went for a pin. Emma said it was silly for either of them to think that they'd get a pin that early. The match lasted a long while, much to the delight of the crowd. The momentum see-sawed back and forth. Neither one was able to hit a finisher at all, it seemed. Whenever they would start to set one up, the other would quickly block it or reverse it or simply slip out of it. Finally, though, Wanda managed to nail the Dish of the Day and drop Archangel to the mat. She rolled him over, but rather than pin him, she tied up his legs into the Blonde Ambition. That brought Double-A back to life. He screamed in agony as he tried to drag himself to the bottom rope, but Wanda was able to hold him in place. The ref asked Archangel if he wanted to quit, but he shook his head, his eyes screwed shut tight. Finally, he started rocking back and forth. Peter Michaels observed that it was a smart strategy since the Blonde Ambition is nothing more than a Figure-Four leglock. If Archangel could roll over, the pressure would be reversed. Sure enough, Archangel made it onto his stomach. Now Wanda screamed in agony. She finally released the hold, but that turned out to be what Double-A was waiting for. He quickly shot around, snared her arms, and got her in the Wing Clip. Wanda was stuck and she knew it. After a brief, unsuccessful struggle, she tapped. WINNER: [B]Archangel [/B]in 31:47 RATING: [COLOR="Blue"]A[/COLOR] 19) Both competitors collapsed to the mat and stared at each other. Finally, Archangel got up, walked over to Wanda, and offered her his hand. She considered it, but then walked out of the ring. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] [B][U]THE AFTERMATH[/U][/B] What .... the .... HECK! Aside from one hiccup (the Jennifer Heat segment), we got mostly As and B+s. But that apparently wasn't good enough for the crowd. They wanted more interviews and left angry. (And yes, I know about the ratio of matches to angles; I thought I had it down. Guess not). FINAL RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B[/COLOR] FROM SWF.COM - [QUOTE][U]Quick results from [COLOR="DarkRed"]"Welcome to the Jungle"[/COLOR][/U] [I]Angry Gilmore defeated Darryl Devine (c) to capture [COLOR="red"]the SWF 10-Minute Championship[/COLOR] [/I]- [COLOR="Blue"]A[/COLOR] [I]Ricky Dale Johnson defeated Rich Money [/I]- [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] [I]The Outcasts (c) defeated Masters of Fortune, The Samoan Wild Boyz, and Eric Eisen & Cliff Wilson to retain [COLOR="red"]the SWF Tag Team Championship [/COLOR][/I]- [COLOR="blue"]B+[/COLOR] [I]Eddie Peak defeated Chris Caulfield in a hardcore match [/I]- [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] [I]Steve Frehley defeated Bob Carlson to capture [COLOR="red"]the SWF North American Championship [/COLOR][/I]- [COLOR="blue"]B[/COLOR] [I]Marc DuBois & the Fabulous Bumfholes defeated Joel Kovach, Bruce the Giant, & Rick Law [/I]- [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] [I]Archangel (c) defeated Wanda Fish to retain [COLOR="Red"]the SWF World Heavyweight Championship[/COLOR] [/I]- [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] [B]FINAL RATING - [COLOR="blue"]B[/COLOR][/B][/QUOTE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scapino1974 Posted November 1, 2006 Author Share Posted November 1, 2006 [CENTER]SWF presents... [COLOR="DarkRed"][SIZE="3"][B]"Welcome to the Jungle"[/B][/SIZE][/COLOR] [I]Saturday of Week 2, August 2008[/I] Held at Doyle Lane in the North West Territory 22,010 in attendance; Buy-rate of 452,382[/CENTER] Jerry Eisen, Peter Michaels, and Emma Chase welcomed us to "Welcome to the Jungle". 1) A video played hyping the main event, citing Archangel's triumphant return to the SWF and the possibility of Wanda becoming the first woman to hold a World Heavyweight Championship title in a male-dominated sport. RATING: [COLOR="Blue"]A[/COLOR] 2) [B]DARRYL DEVINE (c) vs. ANGRY GILMORE [/B]for [COLOR="Red"]the SWF 10-Minute Championship[/COLOR] This really started off the night right. Darryl and Angry put on quite a show before Darryl set up Angry for the Devine Dream Drop. But instead, Angry blocked it, reversed it, and nailed the Anger Management. WINNER: [B]Angry Gilmore [/B]in 9:40 RATING: [COLOR="Blue"]A[/COLOR] 3) A camera cut to outside the arena where a limo had pulled up. The doors opened and out came Wanda Fish, Marc DuBois, and the Bumfholes. They ignored the fans who lined the sidewalk and simply walked into the building. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] 4) A video played, hyping the feud between Ricky Dale Johnson and Rich Money. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] 5) [B]RICKY DALE JOHNSON vs. RICH MONEY[/B] Ricky looked ready to murder Rich as he came out to the ring. Rich seemed pretty nonchalant about the whole ordeal, but RDJ quickly wiped the smug smile off his face with his opening salvo. Soon the two of them weren't pulling any punches. Rich seemed to have the upperhand, though, as he was able to block most of RDJ's offense and counter with devestating attacks of his own. He finally had RDJ set up for the Bank Roll when Jennifer Heat hopped up onto the ring apron with a white towel. Rich actually dropped RDJ and went over to Jennifer. He mocked her a little, urging her to throw in the towel like she did at the beginning of the feud. That's when RDJ kipped up. Rich turned around and walked right into a Southern Justice. WINNER: [B]Ricky Dale Johnson [/B]in 14:01 RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] 6) RDJ held open the ropes so Jennifer could join him in the ring. He then got a mic and said it was time for the truth to come out. He handed the mic to Jennifer. Big mistake. Sadly, Jennifer's English isn't the best and as she tried to explain what happened, the crowd got a little lost. There was something in there about her grandmother, the INS, and something that Jennifer called "Hide the Burrito", but by the time she broke down into tears, the crowd didn't care anymore. I think we'll have to have RDJ do the talking on [I]Invasion![/I] to explain things. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]C+[/COLOR] 7) The Outcasts were shown walking to the ring. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B+[/COLOR] 8) [B]THE OUTCASTS (c) vs. ERIC EISEN & CLIFF WILSON vs. THE SAMOAN WILD BOYZ vs. MASTERS OF FORTUNE [/B]for [COLOR="Red"]the SWF Tag Team Championship[/COLOR] This was an impressive match all around. Much to everyone's surprise, the real stars of the match turned out to be Chance and Missy. They worked well together and Peter commented that they were acting like a veteran tag team. The real shocker was when Missy managed to get Skull DeBones off his feet and pinned for a two count. [COLOR="DarkGreen"]"That's more than most people have gotten lately!"[/COLOR] Even still, raw power won out over brash enthusiasm. The Samoans were quickly taken out of the running by a suicidal dive over the top ropes by Chance. Missy shrieked and went to tend to her boyfriend, leaving Eric Eisen alone in the ring with Skull DeBones. Skull nailed the Skull Krusher and made the pin. WINNERS: [B]The Outcasts [/B]in 14:36 RATING: [COLOR="Blue"]B+[/COLOR] 9) Archangel appeared on screen. He said that he was looking forward to tonight. He said that Wanda has proven over the past few weeks that she has what it takes to be the World Heavyweight Champion, that she has proven herself time and again as being one of the toughest competitors in the SWF. He said that if she were to capture the title someday, he would be the first in line to shake her hand. But, he went on to add, that day wasn't today. He apologized to Wanda in advance and told her that she wasn't capturing Heavyweight gold tonight. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] 10) The camera cut backstage to reveal Chris Caulfield walking to the ring with a kendo stick in his hand. He swung it around experimentally, as if stretching out his arms. But then, out of nowhere, Eddie Peak charged him and ran him over. Eddie smashed him head-first into a cinderblock wall and then dragged him out towards the ring. [COLOR="DarkGreen"]"I guess the hardcore match is getting started a little earlier," [/COLOR]Emma observed. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] 11) [B]CHRIS CAULFIELD vs. EDDIE PEAK [/B]in [COLOR="Purple"]a hardcore match[/COLOR] Once again, these two showed why they were the top stars of DaVE. Eddie had control in the early minutes and took advantage of that, stealing the kendo stick from Chris and beating him savagely with it. Eddie then rolled out of the ring and started chucking various weapons he found under the stage over the top rope. Chris eventually rallied, blocking a shot with a garbage can and began to fight back. He retrieved a chair and used it to bring Eddie's offense to a screeching halt. After wailing on Eddie for a while, he dropped the chair on the mat and seemed ready to be setting Eddie up for a Danger Drop onto the chair. That's when Christian Faith charged the ring and attacked Chris. He get Chris off his feet and set him up in the corner, wedging a chair into the ropes so they covered Chris's ribs. He then backed up and tried to hit a running drop-kick. Only Chris ducked out of the way. Christian wound up straddling the ringpost and howling in agony. Chris pulled him out of the corner and hit a Danger Drop onto the chair. He turned around just in time to catch a chair over the head from Eddie. Eddie took control of the match and tried to pin Chris several times, only to have Chris kick out. Chris was able to catch a second wind and put up a good fight, even taking the time to bring a table into the ring. He hauled Eddie up to the top rope and was getting ready to do a Danger Drop through the table when Eddie came back to life and fought it off. Then, much to everyone's horror (or delight, seeing as this is a hardcore match), Eddie leapt from the top turnbuckle with Chris and delivered a perfect Peak of the Devil through the table. Both men were still for a few moments. The ref was so stunned he didn't even start counting. Finally, he snapped out of it, but before he could even count to one, Eddie rolled over and draped an arm across Chris's chest. WINNER: [B]Eddie Peak [/B]in 16:15 RATING: [COLOR="Blue"]A[/COLOR] 12) Eddie stumbled to his feet and winced in pain as the ref raised his hand in victory. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B[/COLOR] 13) [B]STEVE FREHLEY vs. BOB CARLSON [/B]for [COLOR="Red"]the SWF North American Championship[/COLOR] [COLOR="darkgreen"]"It all comes down to this," [/COLOR]Jerry said. [COLOR="DarkGreen"]"One of these men will leave the ring with the SWF North American Championship."[/COLOR] This was a pretty conventional match and not quite as spectacular as some that we had seen, but you know, the audience probably needed a break at this point. Steve and Bob wore each other out (Bob in particular was exhausted) but, in the end, Steve managed to nail Bob with a Frehley's Comet. WINNER: [B]Steve Frehley [/B]in 15:46 RATING: [COLOR="Blue"]B[/COLOR] 14) Steve celebrated his win in the ring. The audience didn't really care all that much. They did perk up a little when someone vaulted the security railing and attacked him. Peter quickly identified the attacker as Joey Minnesota. [COLOR="DarkGreen"]"But what's he doing here? I thought he was fired last month!"[/COLOR] The damage done, Joey escaped before security could get him. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B-[/COLOR] for the celebration; [COLOR="Blue"]B[/COLOR] for the attack 15) Wanda Fish was stretching out in the locker room. She looked up in surprise when Marc DuBois walked in. She asked him what he was doing, that he had to go get ready for his own match. Marc said there was plenty of time for that. He wanted to see her first. He said he was proud of her, that he knew she was going to bring the SWF World Heavyweight Championship back to Karma. And, he said, he wanted to give her something. He then kissed her passionately. Wanda seemed a bit surprised but melted into his arms. He then whispered, [COLOR="DarkGreen"]"Good luck!" [/COLOR]before slipping out the door again. RATING: [COLOR="Blue"]A[/COLOR] 16) [B]MARC DuBOIS & THE FABULOUS BUMFHOLES vs. JOEL KOVACH, BRUCE THE GIANT, & RICK LAW[/B] The ref could barely contain these six before the bell sounded. All six were pointing angrily at each other, calling out threats. Jerry observed that Karma as we've known it was probably dead after this match. The bell rang and things started with Bruce the Giant and Zimmy Bumfhole. Bruce seemed impervious to Zimmy's attacks, but soon the Bumfholes reminded everyone why they held the tag team championship for so long. They were able to work in concert to bring the big man down and almost have him pinned. Bruce quickly retreated, though, bringing in Rick Law. Zimmy, who had been the legal man, brought in Randy. These two locked up and Rick was able to power through most of Randy attacks as well. Randy did manage to score some hits and a near fall, but he did so too close to the ropes and Rick was able to get a leg up on them. Emma pointed out that kind of in ring awareness came with years of experience, something the Bumfholes obviously didn't have. Eventually, Rick tagged in Joel Kovach. Joel destroyed Randy and was able to toss Zimmy out of the ring as well when the latter tried to come to the aid of his brother. Joel then orchestrated a beatdown on Randy, one that left him barely conscious. Finally, though, Randy was able to rally enough to bring in Marc. Marc cleaned house, taking care of Joel, Rick, and Bruce. Things broke down at this point as the Bumfholes brawled with Rick and Bruce outside the ring. The ref spent a few moments trying to get things calmed down again but failed, so he focused on the two legal mean, Joel and Marc. Joel managed to trip up Marc and tried to get him in the Kovach Krippler, but Marc broke free and made it to the ropes. The two continued to duke it out until Joel set Marc up for the Old School Drop. Marc blocked it, reversed it, and nailed the Marc of Excellence instead. Rick and Bruce tried to get back into the rings, but the Bumfholes tied them up in knots. WINNER: [B]Marc DuBois [/B]in 21:50 RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] 17) Joel, Bruce, and Rick started up the aisle for the back when Wanda Fish's music started. She made her way towards the ring and, as she passed Joel, said, [COLOR="DarkGreen"]"I'll be sure to tell Archangel you said, 'Hi!'"[/COLOR] Joel lunged for her, but Marc and the Bumfholes chased him off. They then escorted Wanda to the ring. Much to everyone's surprise, Wanda then ordered them to leave ringside. RATING: [COLOR="Blue"]A[/COLOR] 18) [B]ARCHANGEL (c) vs. WANDA FISH [/B]for [COLOR="Red"]the SWF World Heavyweight Championship[/COLOR] A good way to end the night. Archangel and Wanda's good chemistry shone through once again and they put on a spectacular show. Wanda seemed to prefer quick attacks while Archangel relied more on power moves. Wanda managed to trip him up in the early going and tried for a pin, but the ref didn't even get to one. The same thing happened when Archangel went for a pin. Emma said it was silly for either of them to think that they'd get a pin that early. The match lasted a long while, much to the delight of the crowd. The momentum see-sawed back and forth. Neither one was able to hit a finisher at all, it seemed. Whenever they would start to set one up, the other would quickly block it or reverse it or simply slip out of it. Finally, though, Wanda managed to nail the Dish of the Day and drop Archangel to the mat. She rolled him over, but rather than pin him, she tied up his legs into the Blonde Ambition. That brought Double-A back to life. He screamed in agony as he tried to drag himself to the bottom rope, but Wanda was able to hold him in place. The ref asked Archangel if he wanted to quit, but he shook his head, his eyes screwed shut tight. Finally, he started rocking back and forth. Peter Michaels observed that it was a smart strategy since the Blonde Ambition is nothing more than a Figure-Four leglock. If Archangel could roll over, the pressure would be reversed. Sure enough, Archangel made it onto his stomach. Now Wanda screamed in agony. She finally released the hold, but that turned out to be what Double-A was waiting for. He quickly shot around, snared her arms, and got her in the Wing Clip. Wanda was stuck and she knew it. After a brief, unsuccessful struggle, she tapped. WINNER: [B]Archangel [/B]in 31:47 RATING: [COLOR="Blue"]A[/COLOR] 19) Both competitors collapsed to the mat and stared at each other. Finally, Archangel got up, walked over to Wanda, and offered her his hand. She considered it, but then walked out of the ring. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] [B][U]THE AFTERMATH[/U][/B] What .... the .... HECK! Aside from one hiccup (the Jennifer Heat segment), we got mostly As and B+s. But that apparently wasn't good enough for the crowd. They wanted more interviews and left angry. (And yes, I know about the ratio of matches to angles; I thought I had it down. Guess not). FINAL RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B[/COLOR] FROM SWF.COM - [QUOTE][U]Quick results from [COLOR="DarkRed"]"Welcome to the Jungle"[/COLOR][/U] [I]Angry Gilmore defeated Darryl Devine (c) to capture [COLOR="red"]the SWF 10-Minute Championship[/COLOR] [/I]- [COLOR="Blue"]A[/COLOR] [I]Ricky Dale Johnson defeated Rich Money [/I]- [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] [I]The Outcasts (c) defeated Masters of Fortune, The Samoan Wild Boyz, and Eric Eisen & Cliff Wilson to retain [COLOR="red"]the SWF Tag Team Championship [/COLOR][/I]- [COLOR="blue"]B+[/COLOR] [I]Eddie Peak defeated Chris Caulfield in a hardcore match [/I]- [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] [I]Steve Frehley defeated Bob Carlson to capture [COLOR="red"]the SWF North American Championship [/COLOR][/I]- [COLOR="blue"]B[/COLOR] [I]Marc DuBois & the Fabulous Bumfholes defeated Joel Kovach, Bruce the Giant, & Rick Law [/I]- [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] [I]Archangel (c) defeated Wanda Fish to retain [COLOR="Red"]the SWF World Heavyweight Championship[/COLOR] [/I]- [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] [B]FINAL RATING - [COLOR="blue"]B[/COLOR][/B][/QUOTE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juggaloninjalee Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 I just have to say... I am glad AA won! I may be one of the few but personally I wouldn't have Wanda win the title ever. I just think that a woman couldn't hang in a promotion with giant men(Bruce the Giant is an example) who can literally snap almost any woman in half that a woman shouldn't hold the top title. I am someone who didn't think Y2J was a good champion back in the early millenium though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juggaloninjalee Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 I just have to say... I am glad AA won! I may be one of the few but personally I wouldn't have Wanda win the title ever. I just think that a woman couldn't hang in a promotion with giant men(Bruce the Giant is an example) who can literally snap almost any woman in half that a woman shouldn't hold the top title. I am someone who didn't think Y2J was a good champion back in the early millenium though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remianen Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Great show, Scapino, though I hated how the main event turned out. :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remianen Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Great show, Scapino, though I hated how the main event turned out. :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scapino1974 Posted November 2, 2006 Author Share Posted November 2, 2006 [CENTER][B][SIZE="3"]SWF Invasion![/SIZE][/B] [I]Tuesday of Week 3, August 2008[/I] Held at the V. Thompson Arena in the South West Territory 10,000 in attendance[/CENTER] Jerry Eisen, Farrah Hesketh, and Emma Chase welcomed us to the sold out V. Thompson Arena after a momentous pay-per-view. 1) A video played, reminding everyone of how Archangel got Wanda Fish to tap. RATING: [COLOR="Blue"]B+[/COLOR] 2) Richard Eisen came out to the ring. He said that he was so proud of the SWF and he always has fun coming before the SWF fans. He said it was the SWF's fans that made this promotion the success that it is. So once again this year, the next Pay-Per-View, "Under Control", will be booked by the fans. Very soon, a ballot will be posted on SWF.com that will allow fans to decide who will face who and with what stipulations. And, Richard went on, like last year, the TV shows leading up to "Under Control" will have fan booked matches again, starting tonight. Much thanks to [B]eayragt[/B] for giving two of "Welcome to the Jungle's" losers a second chance. Tonight's main event will be Joel Kovach taking on Chris Caulfield ... in a hardcore match! RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] 3) The Biggz Boyz came out to the ring. They got the mic and complained about the fact that they had been left out of the tag team four-way dance at "Welcome to the Jungle". They reminded fans that they're one of the oldest tag teams in the SWF, and yet those Samoan Wild Boyz and the Masters of Fortune faced off against Remo and Skull. They seemed most offended by Missy and Chance, going so far as to challenge them to a match right there. Chance and Missy came out, saying that the reason why the Biggzes weren't in the four-way dance is because they suck so badly. They asked if anyone had even noticed they hadn't had any air-time recently. But they were willing to prove their point and accepted the challenge. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]C+[/COLOR] for the challenge and the response 4) [B]THE BIGGZ BOYZ vs. MASTERS OF FORTUNE[/B] Not a horrible match. The Biggzes did their best to take down Missy and Chance, but in the end, it was Bart Biggz who got nailed by a Stroke of Luck. WINNERS: [B]Masters of Fortune [/B]in 11:56 RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B-[/COLOR] 5) Ricky Dale Johnson came out to the ring without Jennifer Heat. He apologized for the confusion caused by Jennifer's story. He said that Jennifer was rather emotional over the whole ordeal. He explained that Jennifer Heat was really his wife. He said that she had tried to cross the border from Mexico a year ago through RDJ's ranch when Ricky was taking some time off from the SWF. Ricky said it was love at first sight for them and they quickly married so she could stay in the country. He said that she hadn't watched any SWF programming until recently because she had been too busy getting a college education and running the ranch while he was out on the road. But, he said, when she saw Rich Money, the horrible truth came spilling out. Turns out she had been in the U.S. before illegally. She and her mother made it to New York and were hired by Rich Money to be his maids. Apparently Rich sexually harrassed Jennifer the whole time. Then Jennifer's mother got sick. Rich offered to pay for treatments but would only do so if Jennifer slept with him. Jennifer did so, but instead of living up to his side of the bargain, Rich called INS and had Jennifer and her mother deported to Mexico. Shortly after that, Jennifer's mother died. Ricky finished his story by saying that his wife cries herself to sleep every night over what Rich did to her. And so RDJ isn't going to rest until he's punished Rich Money once and for all. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] 6) [B]CHRIS GORDON vs. ANGRY GILMORE (c)[/B] for [COLOR="Red"]the SWF 10-Minute Championship[/COLOR] Another impressive win for our new 10-Minute Champ. Angry really shown out there, systematically destroying Chris G. before finally finishing him off with the Anger Management. WINNER: [B]Angry Gilmore [/B]in 8:31 RATING: [COLOR="Blue"]A[/COLOR] 7) Much to everyone's surprise, Joey Minnesota came out to the ringside. He informed everyone that he was back, saying that his lawyers had found a loophole in his "Loser Leaves Town" match contract. He said his firing after that match had been illegal and so, he's now back! And he's angry. He said that the SWF had no right to hold a tournament for what he believes is his title. So he challenged Steve Frehley to come out and defend it. Steve came out, looking pretty angry himself. He basically said, [COLOR="DarkGreen"]"Let's get this over with"[/COLOR] and went down to the ring. RATING: [COLOR="Blue"]B+[/COLOR] for the challenge and the response 8) [B]STEVE FREHLEY (c) vs. JOEY MINNESOTA [/B]for [COLOR="Red"]the SWF North American Championship[/COLOR] Joey looked bound and determined to destroy Steve, but Steve wasn't going to make it easy on him. Steve was able to counter most of Joey's offense, but toward the end of the match, Joey took control. He battered Steve around and tried to nail the Empire Spiral. Steve slipped out and then, much to the surprise of the announcers, got out of the ring and retrieved his belt. He brought it back with him and used it to knock out Joey. The ref immediately called for the bell. WINNER: [B]Joey Minnesota[/B] by DQ in 12:57 RATING: [COLOR="Blue"]A[/COLOR] 9) Steve wasn't done. He repeatedly kicked Joey until the challenger was lying on the mat, moaning in pain. Steve then stormed out of the ring. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B[/COLOR] 10) Richard Eisen was watching the monitor in his office. He looked absolutely stunned. In came Wanda Fish. Richard sighed and asked what she wanted. Wanda reminded him that she and Archangel had an epic battle on Saturday and she said she wanted to have another shot at him at "Under Control." Richard said that technically wasn't up to him; the fans would decide who got to face Archangel for the title. Wanda said that was true, but Richard was the one who put together the ballot. She was simply asking Richard to include her name. Richard nodded thoughtfully and said he'd think about it. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] 11) [B]CHRIS CAULFIELD vs. JOEL KOVACH [/B]in [COLOR="Purple"]a hardcore match[/COLOR] The announcers commented on how nervous Joel looked going into the ring. Emma commented that Joel didn't have a lot of hardcore experience so this was going to be an interesting match for him. Turned out to be an interesting match all around. Chris took early control of the match by bringing in the weapons under the stage. He almost had things sewn up, but then Rick Law charged the ring and took him out with a Long Arm of the Law. Joel tried to capitalize by making a pin, but then Marc DuBois hit the ring and attacked Rick, carrying him over the top rope. Those two then brawled their way up and out of the arena. Joel made the pin, only to have Chris kick out. Joel tried to take advantage of Chris's state, but Chris rallied and after an attack that left a garbage can dented, went for a pin again. Out came Eddie Peak, who attacked Chris. Chris temporarily forgot about his match against Joel and instead brawled with Eddie. Eddie finally thumbed Chris in the eye. Chris stumbled away, right into Joel's waiting arms. Joel used an Old School Drop to drive Chris through a waiting table and again made the pin. This one got broken up by the Bumfholes. While Zimmy took out Eddie, Randy yanked Joel off Chris and drove him into the mat with a Bumfhole Buster. He then joined his brother in getting Eddie out of the arena. The ref, a little stunned by the chaos, started to count the two men out. Joel twitched and rolled over onto Chris, though, and the ref dropped to make the count.... ... only to stop when Chris's shoulder popped off the mat at two-and-a-half. Joel couldn't believe it. He stomped at Chris for a few moments and then set up a folding chair. He hefted Chris up for another Old School Drop, apparently to be hit onto the chair. Chris came back to life and fought his way free, then dropped Joel onto the chair with a Danger Drop. Chris dropped onto Joel and made the cover. WINNER: [B]Chris Caulfield [/B]in 20:27 RATING: [COLOR="Blue"]A[/COLOR] [B][U]THE AFTERMATH[/U][/B] That's more like it. More fan-booked main events to come! Unfortunately, though, the match of the night wasn't held by the SWF. Nemesis defeated Tommy Cornell to retain the TCW World Heavyweight Championship in an [COLOR="blue"]A*[/COLOR] match. FINAL RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] FROM SWF.COM - [QUOTE][U]Quick results from the last [I]Invasion![/I][/U] [I]Masters of Fortune defeated The Biggz Boyz [/I]- [COLOR="blue"]B-[/COLOR] [I]Angry Gilmore (c) defeated Chris Gordon to retain the [COLOR="Red"]SWF 10-Minute Championship [/COLOR][/I]- [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] [I]Joey Minnesota defeated Steve Frehley (c) by DQ, so Steve retains [COLOR="red"]the SWF North American Championship[/COLOR] [/I]- [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] [I]Chris Caulfield defeated Joel Kovach in [COLOR="Purple"]a hardcore match [/COLOR][/I]- [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] [B]FINAL SHOW RATING - [COLOR="Blue"]A[/COLOR][/B] TCW Show Rating - [COLOR="blue"]B+[/COLOR][/QUOTE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scapino1974 Posted November 2, 2006 Author Share Posted November 2, 2006 [CENTER][B][SIZE="3"]SWF Invasion![/SIZE][/B] [I]Tuesday of Week 3, August 2008[/I] Held at the V. Thompson Arena in the South West Territory 10,000 in attendance[/CENTER] Jerry Eisen, Farrah Hesketh, and Emma Chase welcomed us to the sold out V. Thompson Arena after a momentous pay-per-view. 1) A video played, reminding everyone of how Archangel got Wanda Fish to tap. RATING: [COLOR="Blue"]B+[/COLOR] 2) Richard Eisen came out to the ring. He said that he was so proud of the SWF and he always has fun coming before the SWF fans. He said it was the SWF's fans that made this promotion the success that it is. So once again this year, the next Pay-Per-View, "Under Control", will be booked by the fans. Very soon, a ballot will be posted on SWF.com that will allow fans to decide who will face who and with what stipulations. And, Richard went on, like last year, the TV shows leading up to "Under Control" will have fan booked matches again, starting tonight. Much thanks to [B]eayragt[/B] for giving two of "Welcome to the Jungle's" losers a second chance. Tonight's main event will be Joel Kovach taking on Chris Caulfield ... in a hardcore match! RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] 3) The Biggz Boyz came out to the ring. They got the mic and complained about the fact that they had been left out of the tag team four-way dance at "Welcome to the Jungle". They reminded fans that they're one of the oldest tag teams in the SWF, and yet those Samoan Wild Boyz and the Masters of Fortune faced off against Remo and Skull. They seemed most offended by Missy and Chance, going so far as to challenge them to a match right there. Chance and Missy came out, saying that the reason why the Biggzes weren't in the four-way dance is because they suck so badly. They asked if anyone had even noticed they hadn't had any air-time recently. But they were willing to prove their point and accepted the challenge. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]C+[/COLOR] for the challenge and the response 4) [B]THE BIGGZ BOYZ vs. MASTERS OF FORTUNE[/B] Not a horrible match. The Biggzes did their best to take down Missy and Chance, but in the end, it was Bart Biggz who got nailed by a Stroke of Luck. WINNERS: [B]Masters of Fortune [/B]in 11:56 RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B-[/COLOR] 5) Ricky Dale Johnson came out to the ring without Jennifer Heat. He apologized for the confusion caused by Jennifer's story. He said that Jennifer was rather emotional over the whole ordeal. He explained that Jennifer Heat was really his wife. He said that she had tried to cross the border from Mexico a year ago through RDJ's ranch when Ricky was taking some time off from the SWF. Ricky said it was love at first sight for them and they quickly married so she could stay in the country. He said that she hadn't watched any SWF programming until recently because she had been too busy getting a college education and running the ranch while he was out on the road. But, he said, when she saw Rich Money, the horrible truth came spilling out. Turns out she had been in the U.S. before illegally. She and her mother made it to New York and were hired by Rich Money to be his maids. Apparently Rich sexually harrassed Jennifer the whole time. Then Jennifer's mother got sick. Rich offered to pay for treatments but would only do so if Jennifer slept with him. Jennifer did so, but instead of living up to his side of the bargain, Rich called INS and had Jennifer and her mother deported to Mexico. Shortly after that, Jennifer's mother died. Ricky finished his story by saying that his wife cries herself to sleep every night over what Rich did to her. And so RDJ isn't going to rest until he's punished Rich Money once and for all. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] 6) [B]CHRIS GORDON vs. ANGRY GILMORE (c)[/B] for [COLOR="Red"]the SWF 10-Minute Championship[/COLOR] Another impressive win for our new 10-Minute Champ. Angry really shown out there, systematically destroying Chris G. before finally finishing him off with the Anger Management. WINNER: [B]Angry Gilmore [/B]in 8:31 RATING: [COLOR="Blue"]A[/COLOR] 7) Much to everyone's surprise, Joey Minnesota came out to the ringside. He informed everyone that he was back, saying that his lawyers had found a loophole in his "Loser Leaves Town" match contract. He said his firing after that match had been illegal and so, he's now back! And he's angry. He said that the SWF had no right to hold a tournament for what he believes is his title. So he challenged Steve Frehley to come out and defend it. Steve came out, looking pretty angry himself. He basically said, [COLOR="DarkGreen"]"Let's get this over with"[/COLOR] and went down to the ring. RATING: [COLOR="Blue"]B+[/COLOR] for the challenge and the response 8) [B]STEVE FREHLEY (c) vs. JOEY MINNESOTA [/B]for [COLOR="Red"]the SWF North American Championship[/COLOR] Joey looked bound and determined to destroy Steve, but Steve wasn't going to make it easy on him. Steve was able to counter most of Joey's offense, but toward the end of the match, Joey took control. He battered Steve around and tried to nail the Empire Spiral. Steve slipped out and then, much to the surprise of the announcers, got out of the ring and retrieved his belt. He brought it back with him and used it to knock out Joey. The ref immediately called for the bell. WINNER: [B]Joey Minnesota[/B] by DQ in 12:57 RATING: [COLOR="Blue"]A[/COLOR] 9) Steve wasn't done. He repeatedly kicked Joey until the challenger was lying on the mat, moaning in pain. Steve then stormed out of the ring. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B[/COLOR] 10) Richard Eisen was watching the monitor in his office. He looked absolutely stunned. In came Wanda Fish. Richard sighed and asked what she wanted. Wanda reminded him that she and Archangel had an epic battle on Saturday and she said she wanted to have another shot at him at "Under Control." Richard said that technically wasn't up to him; the fans would decide who got to face Archangel for the title. Wanda said that was true, but Richard was the one who put together the ballot. She was simply asking Richard to include her name. Richard nodded thoughtfully and said he'd think about it. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] 11) [B]CHRIS CAULFIELD vs. JOEL KOVACH [/B]in [COLOR="Purple"]a hardcore match[/COLOR] The announcers commented on how nervous Joel looked going into the ring. Emma commented that Joel didn't have a lot of hardcore experience so this was going to be an interesting match for him. Turned out to be an interesting match all around. Chris took early control of the match by bringing in the weapons under the stage. He almost had things sewn up, but then Rick Law charged the ring and took him out with a Long Arm of the Law. Joel tried to capitalize by making a pin, but then Marc DuBois hit the ring and attacked Rick, carrying him over the top rope. Those two then brawled their way up and out of the arena. Joel made the pin, only to have Chris kick out. Joel tried to take advantage of Chris's state, but Chris rallied and after an attack that left a garbage can dented, went for a pin again. Out came Eddie Peak, who attacked Chris. Chris temporarily forgot about his match against Joel and instead brawled with Eddie. Eddie finally thumbed Chris in the eye. Chris stumbled away, right into Joel's waiting arms. Joel used an Old School Drop to drive Chris through a waiting table and again made the pin. This one got broken up by the Bumfholes. While Zimmy took out Eddie, Randy yanked Joel off Chris and drove him into the mat with a Bumfhole Buster. He then joined his brother in getting Eddie out of the arena. The ref, a little stunned by the chaos, started to count the two men out. Joel twitched and rolled over onto Chris, though, and the ref dropped to make the count.... ... only to stop when Chris's shoulder popped off the mat at two-and-a-half. Joel couldn't believe it. He stomped at Chris for a few moments and then set up a folding chair. He hefted Chris up for another Old School Drop, apparently to be hit onto the chair. Chris came back to life and fought his way free, then dropped Joel onto the chair with a Danger Drop. Chris dropped onto Joel and made the cover. WINNER: [B]Chris Caulfield [/B]in 20:27 RATING: [COLOR="Blue"]A[/COLOR] [B][U]THE AFTERMATH[/U][/B] That's more like it. More fan-booked main events to come! Unfortunately, though, the match of the night wasn't held by the SWF. Nemesis defeated Tommy Cornell to retain the TCW World Heavyweight Championship in an [COLOR="blue"]A*[/COLOR] match. FINAL RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] FROM SWF.COM - [QUOTE][U]Quick results from the last [I]Invasion![/I][/U] [I]Masters of Fortune defeated The Biggz Boyz [/I]- [COLOR="blue"]B-[/COLOR] [I]Angry Gilmore (c) defeated Chris Gordon to retain the [COLOR="Red"]SWF 10-Minute Championship [/COLOR][/I]- [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] [I]Joey Minnesota defeated Steve Frehley (c) by DQ, so Steve retains [COLOR="red"]the SWF North American Championship[/COLOR] [/I]- [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] [I]Chris Caulfield defeated Joel Kovach in [COLOR="Purple"]a hardcore match [/COLOR][/I]- [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] [B]FINAL SHOW RATING - [COLOR="Blue"]A[/COLOR][/B] TCW Show Rating - [COLOR="blue"]B+[/COLOR][/QUOTE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scapino1974 Posted November 3, 2006 Author Share Posted November 3, 2006 From ProWrestlingHits.com - [QUOTE][B][I]Shake up at the SWF[/I][/B] - According to our sources inside the SWF, five workers have recently been given the boot. American Elemental, Chris Gordon, Andre Jones, and both Bart and Brett Biggz were recently given their walking papers. In the case of Jones, Gordon, and Elemental, a need to downsize the roster was cited along with the fact that creative wasn't sure what to do with any of them. In the case of the Biggzes, rumor has it that Brett has been chronically late for shows even after being fined numerous times and even suspended for a month. As our readers may remember, Bart Biggz was jailed for auto theft a while ago and has never been trusted since then. Rumor also has it that space had to be made on the SWF roster for incoming talent but unfortunately, we haven't heard a peep as to who these new workers may be.[/QUOTE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scapino1974 Posted November 3, 2006 Author Share Posted November 3, 2006 From ProWrestlingHits.com - [QUOTE][B][I]Shake up at the SWF[/I][/B] - According to our sources inside the SWF, five workers have recently been given the boot. American Elemental, Chris Gordon, Andre Jones, and both Bart and Brett Biggz were recently given their walking papers. In the case of Jones, Gordon, and Elemental, a need to downsize the roster was cited along with the fact that creative wasn't sure what to do with any of them. In the case of the Biggzes, rumor has it that Brett has been chronically late for shows even after being fined numerous times and even suspended for a month. As our readers may remember, Bart Biggz was jailed for auto theft a while ago and has never been trusted since then. Rumor also has it that space had to be made on the SWF roster for incoming talent but unfortunately, we haven't heard a peep as to who these new workers may be.[/QUOTE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scapino1974 Posted November 3, 2006 Author Share Posted November 3, 2006 [CENTER][B][SIZE="3"]SWF Warzone[/SIZE][/B] [I]Filmed Wednesday of Week 3, August 2008[/I] Held at Virginia Park Fields in the Mid Atlantic Territory 10,000 in attendance[/CENTER] Peter Michaels, Duane Fry, and Ana Garcia welcomed us to another edition of [I]Warzone[/I], saying that once again, the SWF was before a capacity crowd. 1) Richard Eisen came out to the arena entrance and greeted the fans. He once again thanked them for their continued support and said that tonight's main event had been booked by [B]Rob4590[/B]. Tonight, the Fabulous Bumfholes would take on one of the greatest challenges of their career. They would be facing the top two competitors in the SWF, namely the SWF World Heavyweight Champion and the SWF Warmaster. That's right, tonight's main event was the Bumfholes taking on Archangel and Tim Westybrook! RATING: [COLOR="Blue"]A[/COLOR] 2) [B]ROBERT OXFORD vs. ANGRY GILMORE (c)[/B] for [COLOR="Red"]the SWF 10-Minute Championship[/COLOR] Once again, Angry put on a fabulous match. He absolutely tore apart Robert Oxford and dropped him to the mat with an Anger Management. WINNER: [B]Angry Gilmore [/B]in 6:13 RATING: [COLOR="Blue"]A[/COLOR] 3) It's time for "Ask Dan!" [COLOR="darkgreen"]"Tonight's letter comes from Irene Smithson of Myrtle Beach, Florida. Irene writes, 'Dear Dan. Everyone picks on me at school. I'll admit, I'm a little overweight, but I can't seem to lose any of it. I've tried diets and exercise, everything short of making myself throw up, but I can't seem to slim down. A lot of the girls at my school like to call me all sorts of horrible names and it really gets to me. What can I do to get them to stop?'"[/COLOR] Dan sighed, then looked up at the camera. [COLOR="DarkGreen"]"Irene, I hate to tell you this, but there's nothing you can do to make them stop calling you names. There isn't. And it's not because you're overweight. It's because those girls are petty, shallow b----es who think the only way they can make themselves look good is by tearing you down. You sound like a pretty smart girl, so I'm sure you'll be able to understand this: you can't change those people. Even if you were to lose weight, they'd probably find something else to tease you about. The best thing you can do is learn to ignore them. Let them act like the moronic twerps they are. "Does my answer surprise all of you? I know what you probably expected me to do. I'd read this letter and then make fun of the poor person who needs help and then everyone would laugh about how mean Dan is. Well, let me tell all of you something. That's not what I'm about anymore. Irene, good luck."[/COLOR] RATING: [COLOR="Blue"]B[/COLOR] 4) [B]AFKAP vs. MASTERS OF FORTUNE[/B] This was a pretty good match that let the audience cool their heels a little. But only a little. Jack and Troy seemed pretty determined to not lose and they were able to mount a pretty good offense for the most part. But then a low-blow by Chance Fortune delivered to Troy Tornado leveled the playing field. Missy got tagged in and she finished Troy off with an Identity Crisis. WINNERS: [B]Masters of Fortune[/B] in 12:07 RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B+[/COLOR] 5) Rich Money appeared on screen. He said that Ricky Dale Johnson was a liar. He never laid a hand on Jennifer Heat. He said all of this was just a pathetic attempt to make him look bad. He swore that he would have his revenge on RDJ for spreading such filthy lies about him. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B[/COLOR] 6) Christian Faith found Richard Eisen in his office. Christian asked if he could be one of the people on the ballot to face Archangel at "Under Control". Richard said he really didn't think that Christian deserved even a chance at a title shot. He pointed out how many times Joel Kovach beat him for the title and the fact that a week ago, Sam Keith defeated Christian pretty handily. Christian said he'd be willing to do whatever it took to get on the ballot. Richard nodded and said that he would give Christian a chance. He was hereby booking a match between Christian Faith and Marc DuBois. Whoever won the match would get put on the ballot for the World Heavyweight Title shot at "Under Control". Christian didn't seem all that happy, but he agreed. Almost immediately after he left, Chris Caulfield came in. Chris too had a request: he wanted one last match against Eddie Peak at "Under Control". Richard said that was ridiculous, that Eddie had beaten Chris twice already. Chris pointed out that the second time, it was because Chris got ambushed. Richard said that was true, but then asked what the fans would get to choose if Chris was definitely going to face Eddie. Chris said he had thought of that and came up with some match stipulations he wanted to suggest. He slid a piece of paper across the desk to Richard. Richard looked them over and his eyebrows shot up. He looked up at Chris. [COLOR="DarkGreen"]"You're willing to do any of these?"[/COLOR] Chris nodded. Richard smiled and stuck out his hand. [COLOR="darkgreen"]"Chris, you've got yourself a match."[/COLOR] RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] for both match requests 7) The Outcasts appeared on screen and said that they knew that the fans would soon be voting to chose their opponents for "Under Control". They said that they didn't care who the fans picked. They're the most dominant tag team out there and that wasn't about to change. RATING: [COLOR="Blue"]A*[/COLOR] 8) Marc DuBois was warming up backstage when he turned around and found Bruce the Giant and Rick Law watching him. He demanded to know what they wanted. Bruce and Rick said that they heard he had the chance at a title shot and came by to wish him luck. Marc laughed and said that he didn't need the well wishes of two broken-down has-beens. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B[/COLOR] 9) [B]MARC DuBOIS vs. CHRISTIAN FAITH[/B] Christian took early control of the match, resorting to some underhanded tactics to stall out Marc's initial offense. After wearing the younger man down a little, Christian then hit a few power moves and tried to get the pin. Marc naturally kicked out. Christian was able to keep him from regaining his momentum again. And yet, try as he might, Christian could not pick up a pin. Marc finally began to fight back and looked well on his way to winning the match. That's when the ref got knocked out and, wouldn't you know it, Bruce the Giant hit the ring. He attacked Marc and laid him out with a Giant Chokeslam. Christian then woke up the ref and made the pin. WINNER: [B]Christian Faith [/B]in 10:50 RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A*[/COLOR] 10) Richard was still in his office when he looked up, smiled sadistically, and said, [COLOR="DarkGreen"]"Well, look what the cat dragged in!"[/COLOR] The camera pulled out to reveal Joel Kovach. Joel said he hadn't had the chance to welcome Richard back. He laid on some very insincere flattery and then asked if he could be included on the ballot for the main event at "Under Control". Richard laughed at him and reminded him of a few facts: Joel is the reason why Richard lost control of the SWF a few months ago. Not only that, but Joel's contract with Archangel for "The Supreme Challenge" specifically said no rematches. Joel tried to argue that if the fans wanted to see it, they should. Richard laughed at that as well, reminding Joel of the very negative attitude he took last year about "Under Control". Richard said that he wasn't going to get a title shot because Richard was booking him in a special match for "Under Control", something he was calling an "I'm Richard Eisen's b----" match. Joel didn't seem happy. Before he could leave, though, Richard said that one of his family members wanted to say hello. Joel looked confused, but that soon cleared up when Wanda Fish attacked him from behind and laid him out. RATING: [COLOR="Blue"]A[/COLOR] 11) [B]ARCHANGEL & TIM WESTYBROOK vs. THE FABULOUS BUMFHOLES[/B] Just for the heck of it, I left the ending of this match up to Chief Two Eagles to see what he would come up with. I'm kind of glad I did. This was a spectacular match. The crowd really got into it, so much so they shook the roof. Lots of high-flying from the Bumfholes, lots of power moves from the two champs. The Bumfholes even looked poised to win it all at one point, having isolated Archangel from Tim's corner. But, as usually happens, Archangel broke free and got Tim into the ring. The Warmaster cleaned house, wiping out both Bumfholes. Finally Archangel got tagged back in again and he tied up Zimmy in a Wing Clip. When Randy tried to save his brother, Tim intercepted him and put him out with an Unstoppable Force. Zimmy soon tapped. WINNERS: [B]Archangel & Tim Westybrook [/B]in 19:05 RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A*[/COLOR] 12) After the match was over, Archangel and Tim celebrated their win. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] [B][U]THE AFTERMATH[/U][/B] Richard Eisen was used too much in the show. I realize that, but seeing as the ballot for "Under Control" is going up soon, I had to get some of that out of the way. Apparently that main event was a bit too much. Randy Bumfhole suffered a broken finger. FINAL RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] FROM SWF.COM - [QUOTE][U]Quick results from the last [I]Warzone[/I][/U] [I]Angry Gilmore (c) defeated Robert Oxford to retain [COLOR="Red"]the SWF 10-Minute Championship [/COLOR][/I]- [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] [I]Masters of Fortune defeated AFKAP [/I]- [COLOR="blue"]B+[/COLOR] [I]Christian Faith defeated Marc DuBois [/I]- [COLOR="blue"]A*[/COLOR] [I]Archangel & Tim Westybrook defeated the Fabulous Bumfholes[/I] - [COLOR="blue"]A*[/COLOR] FINAL SHOW RATING - [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR][/QUOTE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scapino1974 Posted November 3, 2006 Author Share Posted November 3, 2006 [CENTER][B][SIZE="3"]SWF Warzone[/SIZE][/B] [I]Filmed Wednesday of Week 3, August 2008[/I] Held at Virginia Park Fields in the Mid Atlantic Territory 10,000 in attendance[/CENTER] Peter Michaels, Duane Fry, and Ana Garcia welcomed us to another edition of [I]Warzone[/I], saying that once again, the SWF was before a capacity crowd. 1) Richard Eisen came out to the arena entrance and greeted the fans. He once again thanked them for their continued support and said that tonight's main event had been booked by [B]Rob4590[/B]. Tonight, the Fabulous Bumfholes would take on one of the greatest challenges of their career. They would be facing the top two competitors in the SWF, namely the SWF World Heavyweight Champion and the SWF Warmaster. That's right, tonight's main event was the Bumfholes taking on Archangel and Tim Westybrook! RATING: [COLOR="Blue"]A[/COLOR] 2) [B]ROBERT OXFORD vs. ANGRY GILMORE (c)[/B] for [COLOR="Red"]the SWF 10-Minute Championship[/COLOR] Once again, Angry put on a fabulous match. He absolutely tore apart Robert Oxford and dropped him to the mat with an Anger Management. WINNER: [B]Angry Gilmore [/B]in 6:13 RATING: [COLOR="Blue"]A[/COLOR] 3) It's time for "Ask Dan!" [COLOR="darkgreen"]"Tonight's letter comes from Irene Smithson of Myrtle Beach, Florida. Irene writes, 'Dear Dan. Everyone picks on me at school. I'll admit, I'm a little overweight, but I can't seem to lose any of it. I've tried diets and exercise, everything short of making myself throw up, but I can't seem to slim down. A lot of the girls at my school like to call me all sorts of horrible names and it really gets to me. What can I do to get them to stop?'"[/COLOR] Dan sighed, then looked up at the camera. [COLOR="DarkGreen"]"Irene, I hate to tell you this, but there's nothing you can do to make them stop calling you names. There isn't. And it's not because you're overweight. It's because those girls are petty, shallow b----es who think the only way they can make themselves look good is by tearing you down. You sound like a pretty smart girl, so I'm sure you'll be able to understand this: you can't change those people. Even if you were to lose weight, they'd probably find something else to tease you about. The best thing you can do is learn to ignore them. Let them act like the moronic twerps they are. "Does my answer surprise all of you? I know what you probably expected me to do. I'd read this letter and then make fun of the poor person who needs help and then everyone would laugh about how mean Dan is. Well, let me tell all of you something. That's not what I'm about anymore. Irene, good luck."[/COLOR] RATING: [COLOR="Blue"]B[/COLOR] 4) [B]AFKAP vs. MASTERS OF FORTUNE[/B] This was a pretty good match that let the audience cool their heels a little. But only a little. Jack and Troy seemed pretty determined to not lose and they were able to mount a pretty good offense for the most part. But then a low-blow by Chance Fortune delivered to Troy Tornado leveled the playing field. Missy got tagged in and she finished Troy off with an Identity Crisis. WINNERS: [B]Masters of Fortune[/B] in 12:07 RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B+[/COLOR] 5) Rich Money appeared on screen. He said that Ricky Dale Johnson was a liar. He never laid a hand on Jennifer Heat. He said all of this was just a pathetic attempt to make him look bad. He swore that he would have his revenge on RDJ for spreading such filthy lies about him. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B[/COLOR] 6) Christian Faith found Richard Eisen in his office. Christian asked if he could be one of the people on the ballot to face Archangel at "Under Control". Richard said he really didn't think that Christian deserved even a chance at a title shot. He pointed out how many times Joel Kovach beat him for the title and the fact that a week ago, Sam Keith defeated Christian pretty handily. Christian said he'd be willing to do whatever it took to get on the ballot. Richard nodded and said that he would give Christian a chance. He was hereby booking a match between Christian Faith and Marc DuBois. Whoever won the match would get put on the ballot for the World Heavyweight Title shot at "Under Control". Christian didn't seem all that happy, but he agreed. Almost immediately after he left, Chris Caulfield came in. Chris too had a request: he wanted one last match against Eddie Peak at "Under Control". Richard said that was ridiculous, that Eddie had beaten Chris twice already. Chris pointed out that the second time, it was because Chris got ambushed. Richard said that was true, but then asked what the fans would get to choose if Chris was definitely going to face Eddie. Chris said he had thought of that and came up with some match stipulations he wanted to suggest. He slid a piece of paper across the desk to Richard. Richard looked them over and his eyebrows shot up. He looked up at Chris. [COLOR="DarkGreen"]"You're willing to do any of these?"[/COLOR] Chris nodded. Richard smiled and stuck out his hand. [COLOR="darkgreen"]"Chris, you've got yourself a match."[/COLOR] RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] for both match requests 7) The Outcasts appeared on screen and said that they knew that the fans would soon be voting to chose their opponents for "Under Control". They said that they didn't care who the fans picked. They're the most dominant tag team out there and that wasn't about to change. RATING: [COLOR="Blue"]A*[/COLOR] 8) Marc DuBois was warming up backstage when he turned around and found Bruce the Giant and Rick Law watching him. He demanded to know what they wanted. Bruce and Rick said that they heard he had the chance at a title shot and came by to wish him luck. Marc laughed and said that he didn't need the well wishes of two broken-down has-beens. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B[/COLOR] 9) [B]MARC DuBOIS vs. CHRISTIAN FAITH[/B] Christian took early control of the match, resorting to some underhanded tactics to stall out Marc's initial offense. After wearing the younger man down a little, Christian then hit a few power moves and tried to get the pin. Marc naturally kicked out. Christian was able to keep him from regaining his momentum again. And yet, try as he might, Christian could not pick up a pin. Marc finally began to fight back and looked well on his way to winning the match. That's when the ref got knocked out and, wouldn't you know it, Bruce the Giant hit the ring. He attacked Marc and laid him out with a Giant Chokeslam. Christian then woke up the ref and made the pin. WINNER: [B]Christian Faith [/B]in 10:50 RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A*[/COLOR] 10) Richard was still in his office when he looked up, smiled sadistically, and said, [COLOR="DarkGreen"]"Well, look what the cat dragged in!"[/COLOR] The camera pulled out to reveal Joel Kovach. Joel said he hadn't had the chance to welcome Richard back. He laid on some very insincere flattery and then asked if he could be included on the ballot for the main event at "Under Control". Richard laughed at him and reminded him of a few facts: Joel is the reason why Richard lost control of the SWF a few months ago. Not only that, but Joel's contract with Archangel for "The Supreme Challenge" specifically said no rematches. Joel tried to argue that if the fans wanted to see it, they should. Richard laughed at that as well, reminding Joel of the very negative attitude he took last year about "Under Control". Richard said that he wasn't going to get a title shot because Richard was booking him in a special match for "Under Control", something he was calling an "I'm Richard Eisen's b----" match. Joel didn't seem happy. Before he could leave, though, Richard said that one of his family members wanted to say hello. Joel looked confused, but that soon cleared up when Wanda Fish attacked him from behind and laid him out. RATING: [COLOR="Blue"]A[/COLOR] 11) [B]ARCHANGEL & TIM WESTYBROOK vs. THE FABULOUS BUMFHOLES[/B] Just for the heck of it, I left the ending of this match up to Chief Two Eagles to see what he would come up with. I'm kind of glad I did. This was a spectacular match. The crowd really got into it, so much so they shook the roof. Lots of high-flying from the Bumfholes, lots of power moves from the two champs. The Bumfholes even looked poised to win it all at one point, having isolated Archangel from Tim's corner. But, as usually happens, Archangel broke free and got Tim into the ring. The Warmaster cleaned house, wiping out both Bumfholes. Finally Archangel got tagged back in again and he tied up Zimmy in a Wing Clip. When Randy tried to save his brother, Tim intercepted him and put him out with an Unstoppable Force. Zimmy soon tapped. WINNERS: [B]Archangel & Tim Westybrook [/B]in 19:05 RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A*[/COLOR] 12) After the match was over, Archangel and Tim celebrated their win. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] [B][U]THE AFTERMATH[/U][/B] Richard Eisen was used too much in the show. I realize that, but seeing as the ballot for "Under Control" is going up soon, I had to get some of that out of the way. Apparently that main event was a bit too much. Randy Bumfhole suffered a broken finger. FINAL RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] FROM SWF.COM - [QUOTE][U]Quick results from the last [I]Warzone[/I][/U] [I]Angry Gilmore (c) defeated Robert Oxford to retain [COLOR="Red"]the SWF 10-Minute Championship [/COLOR][/I]- [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] [I]Masters of Fortune defeated AFKAP [/I]- [COLOR="blue"]B+[/COLOR] [I]Christian Faith defeated Marc DuBois [/I]- [COLOR="blue"]A*[/COLOR] [I]Archangel & Tim Westybrook defeated the Fabulous Bumfholes[/I] - [COLOR="blue"]A*[/COLOR] FINAL SHOW RATING - [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR][/QUOTE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scapino1974 Posted November 3, 2006 Author Share Posted November 3, 2006 From SWF.com - [QUOTE][CENTER][SIZE="4"][B]Think you know what makes for a good match? Here's your chance to tell the SWF what to do![/B][/SIZE][/CENTER] Here is the official ballot for "Under Control": 1) [B]FOR [COLOR="Red"]THE SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP[/COLOR][/B]: Who should Archangel face? A) Wanda Fish B) Sam Keith C) Christian Faith 2) [B]FOR THE FIRST EVER "I'M RICHARD EISEN'S B----" MATCH[/B]: Who should Joel Kovach face? A) Cliff Wilson B) Marc DuBois C) A Mystery Opponent What should the stipulation be? A) An Indian Strap match B) An "I Quit" match C) A Cage Match 3) [B]TIM WESTYBROOK vs. _______________[/B] Who should Tim face? A) Darryl Devine B) Ricky Dale Johnson C) Rich Money What should the stipulation be? A) A Title Defense B) A 30-Minute Iron Man match C) A Texas Death Match 4) [B]CHRIS CAULFIELD vs. EDDIE PEAK[/B] What type of match should it be? A) First Blood B) An Inferno Match C) A Barbed Wire Match 5) [B]FOR [COLOR="red"]THE SWF NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP[/COLOR]:[/B] Who should Steve Frehley face? A) Joey Minnesota B) Eric Eisen C) A Mystery Opponent 6) [B]FOR [COLOR="red"]THE SWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP[/COLOR]:[/B] Who should the Outcasts face? A) The Fabulous Bumfholes B) Masters of Fortune C) The Samoan Wild Boyz 7) [B]FOR [COLOR="red"]THE SWF 10-MINUTE CHAMPIONSHIP[/COLOR]:[/B] Who should Angry Gilmore face? A) Delirious Dan B) Nevada Nuclear C) A Mystery Opponent [CENTER][SIZE="4"]Cast your vote and be sure to tune in on Saturday of Week 2, September 2008 for[/SIZE] [COLOR="DarkRed"][SIZE="5"]"Under Control!"[/SIZE][/COLOR][/CENTER][/QUOTE] NOTE: To vote, please send me a private message via the website or you can click on the "Send Scapino and e-mail" link in my profile. That way, we'll keep the diary pretty clean and keep the results of the voting a surprise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scapino1974 Posted November 3, 2006 Author Share Posted November 3, 2006 From SWF.com - [QUOTE][CENTER][SIZE="4"][B]Think you know what makes for a good match? Here's your chance to tell the SWF what to do![/B][/SIZE][/CENTER] Here is the official ballot for "Under Control": 1) [B]FOR [COLOR="Red"]THE SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP[/COLOR][/B]: Who should Archangel face? A) Wanda Fish B) Sam Keith C) Christian Faith 2) [B]FOR THE FIRST EVER "I'M RICHARD EISEN'S B----" MATCH[/B]: Who should Joel Kovach face? A) Cliff Wilson B) Marc DuBois C) A Mystery Opponent What should the stipulation be? A) An Indian Strap match B) An "I Quit" match C) A Cage Match 3) [B]TIM WESTYBROOK vs. _______________[/B] Who should Tim face? A) Darryl Devine B) Ricky Dale Johnson C) Rich Money What should the stipulation be? A) A Title Defense B) A 30-Minute Iron Man match C) A Texas Death Match 4) [B]CHRIS CAULFIELD vs. EDDIE PEAK[/B] What type of match should it be? A) First Blood B) An Inferno Match C) A Barbed Wire Match 5) [B]FOR [COLOR="red"]THE SWF NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP[/COLOR]:[/B] Who should Steve Frehley face? A) Joey Minnesota B) Eric Eisen C) A Mystery Opponent 6) [B]FOR [COLOR="red"]THE SWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP[/COLOR]:[/B] Who should the Outcasts face? A) The Fabulous Bumfholes B) Masters of Fortune C) The Samoan Wild Boyz 7) [B]FOR [COLOR="red"]THE SWF 10-MINUTE CHAMPIONSHIP[/COLOR]:[/B] Who should Angry Gilmore face? A) Delirious Dan B) Nevada Nuclear C) A Mystery Opponent [CENTER][SIZE="4"]Cast your vote and be sure to tune in on Saturday of Week 2, September 2008 for[/SIZE] [COLOR="DarkRed"][SIZE="5"]"Under Control!"[/SIZE][/COLOR][/CENTER][/QUOTE] NOTE: To vote, please send me a private message via the website or you can click on the "Send Scapino and e-mail" link in my profile. That way, we'll keep the diary pretty clean and keep the results of the voting a surprise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob4590 Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 Ouch - sorry about Randy's finger, Scap - all my fault for the match request! :p Is he out for long? Or can he work through it ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob4590 Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 Ouch - sorry about Randy's finger, Scap - all my fault for the match request! :p Is he out for long? Or can he work through it ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scapino1974 Posted November 3, 2006 Author Share Posted November 3, 2006 I'm not sure. I just got a note that said his finger was broken and under his profile, it says that he's "working through it". I'm guessing it won't be long then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scapino1974 Posted November 3, 2006 Author Share Posted November 3, 2006 I'm not sure. I just got a note that said his finger was broken and under his profile, it says that he's "working through it". I'm guessing it won't be long then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scapino1974 Posted November 4, 2006 Author Share Posted November 4, 2006 [CENTER][B][SIZE="3"]SWF Invasion![/SIZE][/B] [I]Tuesday of Week 4, August 2008[/I] Held at the Friedman Building in the Mid South Territory 9,471 in attendance[/CENTER] Jerry Eisen, Farrah Hesketh, and Emma Chase welcomed us to the show and hyped up the fact that a steel cage was hanging over the ring. [COLOR="DarkGreen"]"What on earth has been booked by the fans for the main event tonight?"[/COLOR] Farrah wondered. 1) Cue Richard Eisen. He came out and said that he knew he promised that a fan would get to book the main event every night and he said that tonight's main event was a doozy. Unfortunately, he had to change one of the stipulations. He thanked [B]Remianen[/B] for his idea. Tonight it would be Wanda Fish taking on Joel Kovach in a cage match! He then went on to say that Remianen wanted it to be a career vs. career match and normally, he would agree to that, but he didn't want Joel to get out of his match at "Under Control" that easily. RATING: [COLOR="Blue"]B+[/COLOR] 2) Angry Gilmore appeared on screen and taunted Delirious Dan and Nevada Nuclear. He called Dan a no-talent hack and acted surprised that Nevada was even still in the company. He also addressed the "mystery opponent" he could face and said he didn't care who it turned out to be. He was confident the 10-Minute Championship wasn't going anywhere. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] 3) [B]TROY TORNADO vs. CHANCE FORTUNE[/B] A really good match from these two. Chance was on fire, keeping Troy reeling. He almost got in trouble when he stopped to flirt with Missy at ringside, but even after Troy regained a little control, Chance was able to blunt his offense and, after a low-blow, got him pinned. WINNER: [B]Chance Fortune [/B]in 8:41 RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B+[/COLOR] 4) Wanda Fish appeared on screen and described what it was like to lie in a hospital bed after Joel's attack a few months ago. She talked about how much pain she had been in and how much she dreamed of getting her revenge. She said she wished that she could end his career tonight, but she would settle for humiliating him. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B+[/COLOR] 5) Darryl Devine ran into Rich Money backstage. Rich got in his face, demanding that he withdraw his name for contention for the match at "Under Control". Rich said that Darryl wasn't in the same league as Tim Westybrook and especially not him. Darryl didn't back down, instead challenging Rich to face him in a match tonight. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B[/COLOR] 6) Steve Frehley came out to the ring with his North American Championship. He said that a lot of people wanted to know why he had snapped and beaten up Joey Minnesota after their match. He said it was because he was sick of people ignoring him. He said that he had been at the top of the ladder for so long a few years ago and had even held the SWF World Heavyweight Championship. He asked people if they even remembered that. He said it wouldn't surprise him if they didn't. They were more likely to talk about Archangel or Karma or even Joey Minnesota's return. He said he was finally sick of it and decided that the only way he would advance in this business was if he focused on himself. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B+[/COLOR] 7) [B]MARC DuBOIS vs. BRUCE THE GIANT[/B] It was explained that this match had been requested by Marc after Bruce's interference in his match last week. Marc quickly set to work, toppling the bigger man and getting him to tap to the Model Solution. WINNER: [B]Marc DuBois [/B]in 7:56 RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] 8) Sam Keith appeared on screen and encouraged the fans to vote for him in the main event at "Under Control". He pointed out that he and Archangel had history together; they had put on some great matches a few years ago. Sam said that as the inventor of the Proton Lock, he was impressed with Archangel's Wing Clip. He hyped their potential match as a battle of submission moves and promised it would be one for the ages. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] 9) [B]DARRYL DEVINE vs. RICH MONEY[/B] Rich started off very smug and ****y. He knocked Darryl around and mussed up his hair, tossing him around the ring. Darryl didn't seem all that concerned. At one point, when Rich went in to slap him around, Darryl blocked him and delivered a series of knife-edge chops that backed Rich into a corner. After a few repeated shoulder rams, Rich dropped to the mat and Darryl hit a running half-senton for a two count. Rich seemed pretty surprised. Darryl merely smiled at him. Rich kicked it into high gear, but Darryl was able to match his intensity and drive. The two brawled through the ring before finally, Darryl surprised everyone by hitting the Devine Dream Drop. WINNER: [B]Darryl Devine [/B]in 11:34 RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] 10) Rich Money looked absolutely stunned, but that gave way to pain as Ricky Dale Johnson charged the ring and attacked him. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B[/COLOR] 11) Joel Kovach came out to the ring and got a mic. He addressed the crowd, insulting their intelligence and saying that once again, they had proven that they didn't know the first thing about booking a show. He said that no one had protested his exclusion from the main event and instead, people were gleefully voting for this travesty of a match that Richard Eisen had put him in. He continued on his rant until Cliff Wilson charged the ring and attacked him. The two brawled for a while until Cliff laid him out and then got out of there, motioning for the cage to come down. Cliff got out of there as Wanda made her entrance. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B[/COLOR] 12) [B]WANDA FISH vs. JOEL KOVACH [/B]in [COLOR="Purple"]a cage match[/COLOR] The announcers explained that this was a match with normal "escape" rules. It didn't matter if you got a pinfall or your opponent to tap. You had to get out of the ring to escape. They put on a pretty good show. Both tried to escape the cage on more than one occasion, only to be pulled back in. Joel put Wanda in the Kovach Krippler for a little, but then realized that it wasn't helping. He tried to escape then, but Wanda charged him from behind, bounced his head off the cage, and then slapped him into the Blonde Ambition around a ringpost, causing Joel to scream in agony. Toward the end of the match, Joel took control of the match and knocked Wanda silly. He stumbled around, clearly exhausted from his effort, and crawled to the door. The ref obediently opened it for Joel to get out. That's when Marc DuBois charged in a slammed the door in Joel's face. Joel fell back and Wanda came to life, running across the ring and using Joel's back as a springboard. She leapt through the door and Marc caught her. The two of them walked up the entrance aisle, laughing as Joel glared at them. WINNER: [B]Wanda Fish [/B]in 21:42 RATING: [COLOR="Blue"]B+[/COLOR] [B][U]THE AFTERMATH[/U][/B] Troy Tornado was used too much apparently. Strangely, Randy Bumfhole was certified as fully fit at the end of this show. I guess his broken finger only needed a week. (!?!) FINAL RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] FROM SWF.COM - [QUOTE][U]Quick results from the last [I]Invasion![/I][/U] Chance Fortune defeated Troy Tornado - [COLOR="blue"]B+[/COLOR] Marc DuBois defeated Bruce the Giant - [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] Darryl Devine defeated Rich Money - [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] Wanda Fish defeated Joel Kovach in [COLOR="Purple"]a cage match[/COLOR] - [COLOR="Blue"]B+[/COLOR] [B]FINAL SHOW RATING - [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR][/B] TCW Show Rating - [COLOR="blue"]B+[/COLOR][/QUOTE] Just FYI, I'll probably be running "Under Control" this next Friday, so get your votes in before then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scapino1974 Posted November 4, 2006 Author Share Posted November 4, 2006 [CENTER][B][SIZE="3"]SWF Invasion![/SIZE][/B] [I]Tuesday of Week 4, August 2008[/I] Held at the Friedman Building in the Mid South Territory 9,471 in attendance[/CENTER] Jerry Eisen, Farrah Hesketh, and Emma Chase welcomed us to the show and hyped up the fact that a steel cage was hanging over the ring. [COLOR="DarkGreen"]"What on earth has been booked by the fans for the main event tonight?"[/COLOR] Farrah wondered. 1) Cue Richard Eisen. He came out and said that he knew he promised that a fan would get to book the main event every night and he said that tonight's main event was a doozy. Unfortunately, he had to change one of the stipulations. He thanked [B]Remianen[/B] for his idea. Tonight it would be Wanda Fish taking on Joel Kovach in a cage match! He then went on to say that Remianen wanted it to be a career vs. career match and normally, he would agree to that, but he didn't want Joel to get out of his match at "Under Control" that easily. RATING: [COLOR="Blue"]B+[/COLOR] 2) Angry Gilmore appeared on screen and taunted Delirious Dan and Nevada Nuclear. He called Dan a no-talent hack and acted surprised that Nevada was even still in the company. He also addressed the "mystery opponent" he could face and said he didn't care who it turned out to be. He was confident the 10-Minute Championship wasn't going anywhere. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] 3) [B]TROY TORNADO vs. CHANCE FORTUNE[/B] A really good match from these two. Chance was on fire, keeping Troy reeling. He almost got in trouble when he stopped to flirt with Missy at ringside, but even after Troy regained a little control, Chance was able to blunt his offense and, after a low-blow, got him pinned. WINNER: [B]Chance Fortune [/B]in 8:41 RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B+[/COLOR] 4) Wanda Fish appeared on screen and described what it was like to lie in a hospital bed after Joel's attack a few months ago. She talked about how much pain she had been in and how much she dreamed of getting her revenge. She said she wished that she could end his career tonight, but she would settle for humiliating him. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B+[/COLOR] 5) Darryl Devine ran into Rich Money backstage. Rich got in his face, demanding that he withdraw his name for contention for the match at "Under Control". Rich said that Darryl wasn't in the same league as Tim Westybrook and especially not him. Darryl didn't back down, instead challenging Rich to face him in a match tonight. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B[/COLOR] 6) Steve Frehley came out to the ring with his North American Championship. He said that a lot of people wanted to know why he had snapped and beaten up Joey Minnesota after their match. He said it was because he was sick of people ignoring him. He said that he had been at the top of the ladder for so long a few years ago and had even held the SWF World Heavyweight Championship. He asked people if they even remembered that. He said it wouldn't surprise him if they didn't. They were more likely to talk about Archangel or Karma or even Joey Minnesota's return. He said he was finally sick of it and decided that the only way he would advance in this business was if he focused on himself. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B+[/COLOR] 7) [B]MARC DuBOIS vs. BRUCE THE GIANT[/B] It was explained that this match had been requested by Marc after Bruce's interference in his match last week. Marc quickly set to work, toppling the bigger man and getting him to tap to the Model Solution. WINNER: [B]Marc DuBois [/B]in 7:56 RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] 8) Sam Keith appeared on screen and encouraged the fans to vote for him in the main event at "Under Control". He pointed out that he and Archangel had history together; they had put on some great matches a few years ago. Sam said that as the inventor of the Proton Lock, he was impressed with Archangel's Wing Clip. He hyped their potential match as a battle of submission moves and promised it would be one for the ages. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] 9) [B]DARRYL DEVINE vs. RICH MONEY[/B] Rich started off very smug and ****y. He knocked Darryl around and mussed up his hair, tossing him around the ring. Darryl didn't seem all that concerned. At one point, when Rich went in to slap him around, Darryl blocked him and delivered a series of knife-edge chops that backed Rich into a corner. After a few repeated shoulder rams, Rich dropped to the mat and Darryl hit a running half-senton for a two count. Rich seemed pretty surprised. Darryl merely smiled at him. Rich kicked it into high gear, but Darryl was able to match his intensity and drive. The two brawled through the ring before finally, Darryl surprised everyone by hitting the Devine Dream Drop. WINNER: [B]Darryl Devine [/B]in 11:34 RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] 10) Rich Money looked absolutely stunned, but that gave way to pain as Ricky Dale Johnson charged the ring and attacked him. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B[/COLOR] 11) Joel Kovach came out to the ring and got a mic. He addressed the crowd, insulting their intelligence and saying that once again, they had proven that they didn't know the first thing about booking a show. He said that no one had protested his exclusion from the main event and instead, people were gleefully voting for this travesty of a match that Richard Eisen had put him in. He continued on his rant until Cliff Wilson charged the ring and attacked him. The two brawled for a while until Cliff laid him out and then got out of there, motioning for the cage to come down. Cliff got out of there as Wanda made her entrance. RATING: [COLOR="blue"]B[/COLOR] 12) [B]WANDA FISH vs. JOEL KOVACH [/B]in [COLOR="Purple"]a cage match[/COLOR] The announcers explained that this was a match with normal "escape" rules. It didn't matter if you got a pinfall or your opponent to tap. You had to get out of the ring to escape. They put on a pretty good show. Both tried to escape the cage on more than one occasion, only to be pulled back in. Joel put Wanda in the Kovach Krippler for a little, but then realized that it wasn't helping. He tried to escape then, but Wanda charged him from behind, bounced his head off the cage, and then slapped him into the Blonde Ambition around a ringpost, causing Joel to scream in agony. Toward the end of the match, Joel took control of the match and knocked Wanda silly. He stumbled around, clearly exhausted from his effort, and crawled to the door. The ref obediently opened it for Joel to get out. That's when Marc DuBois charged in a slammed the door in Joel's face. Joel fell back and Wanda came to life, running across the ring and using Joel's back as a springboard. She leapt through the door and Marc caught her. The two of them walked up the entrance aisle, laughing as Joel glared at them. WINNER: [B]Wanda Fish [/B]in 21:42 RATING: [COLOR="Blue"]B+[/COLOR] [B][U]THE AFTERMATH[/U][/B] Troy Tornado was used too much apparently. Strangely, Randy Bumfhole was certified as fully fit at the end of this show. I guess his broken finger only needed a week. (!?!) FINAL RATING: [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] FROM SWF.COM - [QUOTE][U]Quick results from the last [I]Invasion![/I][/U] Chance Fortune defeated Troy Tornado - [COLOR="blue"]B+[/COLOR] Marc DuBois defeated Bruce the Giant - [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] Darryl Devine defeated Rich Money - [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR] Wanda Fish defeated Joel Kovach in [COLOR="Purple"]a cage match[/COLOR] - [COLOR="Blue"]B+[/COLOR] [B]FINAL SHOW RATING - [COLOR="blue"]A[/COLOR][/B] TCW Show Rating - [COLOR="blue"]B+[/COLOR][/QUOTE] Just FYI, I'll probably be running "Under Control" this next Friday, so get your votes in before then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juggaloninjalee Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 Thats good news about Randy. Personally I am not a fan of the Bumfholes but you use them well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juggaloninjalee Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 Thats good news about Randy. Personally I am not a fan of the Bumfholes but you use them well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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