SWF: The Ballad of...Big Smack Scott 2: Electric Boogaloo

BHK1978 · June 1, 2016

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Hi folks I am back for yet another diary.

Didn’t you promise to leave and never come back again?

Yes I did, but if you remember correctly I did say the following…

I just wanted to tell anyone who read this that I am probably done with this diary. I have found myself not wanting to write this anymore. I do have some of the next show written so I still might post that depending on if I want to finish it or not but if I do decide to do that, then that will be it.

I am also probably done with writing dairies on here as well. Granted I have said that in the past and I do reserve the right to return but as of right now I think I am good with never writing a diary again. Maybe in a few months that will change...who knows.

Anyway I would like to thank everyone who took the time to comment and predict in this dairy and I hope some folks enjoyed it.

I guess it was good that I reserved the right to return. I am back mostly because of the new game and I really wanted to do one more SWF diary (Yes I did one in the past. If you would like to check it out it is right here.). I was also tempted to do an NYCW diary but I decided to go with the SWF because I thought it would be fun to do. Granted at the time I started writing (A week after the game came out.) this I did not expect there would be so many other SWF diaries. Oh well what is one more right?

What can you expect from this diary?

I don’t know. Plenty of typos, three or four weeks without a show being posted, some (okay a lot) grammatical errors, some in-game screw ups (I have already hit a semi-major screw up which I will talk about when we get to that point in the diary. Or at least I think it will be a semi-major screw-up. We shall see.).

Do you still suck at match write-ups?

Why yes I do. Therefore, if you are into great match write-ups you have come to the wrong place.

Why does your diary have a one star before you have even posted a show?

Because I one star all of the stuff I do on here. That is just to show others that I could care less if you give me one star or five stars. Everyone is entitled to their opinion and they are free to express their opinion in my diary.

Plus I am under no delusion that I am writing War and Peace here. After all this is just fan fiction nothing more, nothing less.

Are you going to hire the usual suspects?

Well Kentucky Bill is a member of the SWF default roster so I have no choice in having him here. I do not think you will be seeing the likes of Lug Phelan, Lee Wright, Hollywood Hank, or Jerry Martin in the SWF though.

Will there be a back story for this diary?

Nope. This will be a show(s) only diary (I already gave myself a B-Show). I would request that this not be included in Active Diary Index thread. I think the thread is a good idea but I do not want this diary advertised any place else but in this thread.

Are you going to run a prediction contest?

I would say probably not. The reason is because I tend to not have a vocal audience (I get a decent amount of views per post but those could just be bots). I do appreciate the readers who are but at the end of the day I just do not want to be bothered keeping track of who has how many wins. If I do decide to go the prediction route I will probably do what michgcs does in his great WWE dairy and that is just hold the contest for pay-per-views.

That being said this will have some interactive aspects to it. I am not entirely sure what I want to do but I have some ideas.

Now I will say that my diaries tend to last long (Though I do not update them as frequently as others). Therefore, I barring any unforeseen circumstances I should keep this running for a bit. That being said I could decide in a month or two that I do not want to keep this going. We shall have to wait and see.

BHK1978 · June 1, 2016

Future home of the roster page. Yeah most folks know who are on the roster but still...

BHK1978 · June 1, 2016

Future home of the title histories page...

BHK1978 · June 1, 2016

Future home of past shows page...

michgcs · June 2, 2016

I JUST SAW THIS NOW AND HOLY SH- THIS JUST MADE MY DAY!

Glad to have you back in the diary-writing game, buddy! Thanks for the shout-out, btw... and Kentucky Bill! YEAH!

BHK1978 · June 5, 2016

<div style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF/SWF.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/SWF.jpg</a> Supreme TV <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF/SWF1.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/SWF1.jpg</a> Location: Albany, New York Tuesday, January 5, 2016 Attendance: 13,850 Rating on C.A.N.N. : 10.49 Show Rating: 85</div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="41796" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>[The show begins with the typical opening montage of clips from SWF; we are informed that the SWF is the worldwide leader in Sports Entertainment (Despite the fact that, that statement is no longer true). We then hear the theme song for Supreme TV while we see the opening video for the show. <div style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF/DuaneFry_alt1.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/DuaneFry_alt1.jpg</a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF/EmmaChase.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/EmmaChase.jpg</a></div> We now see an overhead shot of the crowd as the pyrotechnics go off. After that grand spectacle is over with we head ringside to the announcer’s table where Duane Fry welcomes us to Albany, New York for the first Supreme TV of the New Year! Duane is joined, as always, by Emma Chase. Duane and Emma begin to discuss tonight’s show when their opening monologue is interrupted by Ten Thousands Fists by Disturbed.]</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="41796" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Moments later The Crippler, the man who many fans consider to be the most hated wrestler in the SWF, steps out from behind the backstage curtain. The boo birds are in full force tonight as they rain down boos upon the Crippler as he makes his way down to the ring. Once inside the ring the Crippler demands that one of the ringside attendants give him a microphone. The Crippler stares out into the audience as the fans begin chanting, “Lobster Warrior!”, at him. By the expression on his face it is clear that the Crippler is not amused by the reminder of his former persona. The Crippler waits for the chants to die down before he begins to speak in a very low voice.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF/The20Crippler_zpstaew3frw.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/The20Crippler_zpstaew3frw.jpg</a> The Crippler: Lobster Warrior much like Jack Bruce ain’t coming back. I know you fans are all hopeful that Jack Bruce is going to come out here and kick my ass well that ain’t going to be happening. Yeah I watched his rehab video last week where he said he would be back to kick my ass but that don’t bother me none. Because I crippled his ass! It’s been almost a half a year since I crippled Jack Bruce. A half a year has gone by since I left that long haired freak twitching on the beer soaked arena floor. I thought you fans would get the picture and realize that I am the Crippler now. I am the man who goes down to the ring and ends careers. I will not see the error in my ways because there are no errors in my ways. The Lobster Warrior ain’t coming back folks. Not today, not tomorrow, not ever. What you see is what you get and if you don’t like it…well then feel free to boo me. When I was the Lobster Warrior folks in the back used to crack jokes about me, they did not give me an ounce of respect. So I had to force them to give me respect. When I walk into the locker room now people stay away from me because they fear me…they fear what I am capable of doing to them. There is not one person in the back that is man enough to take me on because they all know that if they step into this ring with me they are bound to end up leaving in an ambulance…or worse… In fact I might as well just lay out an open challenge. If there is anyone in that locker room who has the balls to face me come on down. [The Crippler stares at the stage where the wrestler’s come out for a moment before chuckling to himself.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF/The20Crippler_zpstaew3frw.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/The20Crippler_zpstaew3frw.jpg</a> The Crippler: See folks I told you that there is no one man enough to face me in this ring tonight… [Just then Mikey Lau comes out. The Crippler is stunned that anyone would have the guts to answer his challenge. Let alone a young man who is a relative newcomer to the SWF. Mikey steps into the ring and The Crippler stares at him for a moment.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF/The20Crippler_zpstaew3frw.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/The20Crippler_zpstaew3frw.jpg</a> The Crippler: Kid you’ve just made the biggest mistake of your career…</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="41796" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF/MikeyJames.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/MikeyJames.jpg</a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/TWA/vs6.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/TWA/vs6.jpg</a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF/The20Crippler_zpstaew3frw.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/The20Crippler_zpstaew3frw.jpg</a> Mikey Lau vs. The Crippler Match:</div> <ul><li>Mikey knew this would be the biggest match of his SWF career thus far and because of this he seemed to be overly cautious in his approach. </li><li>The Crippler, being the smart ring veteran that he is, waited for Mikey to make a mistake and once that happened The Crippler was in firm control of the match. </li><li>The Crippler then decided to “toy” with Mikey because Mikey dared to step in the ring with him. </li><li>The Crippler could have easily beaten Mikey much earlier but he made a point of not going for the pin. </li><li>In the end The Crippler picked up an impressive victory after dropping Mikey with a Tombstone Piledriver.</li></ul></div></blockquote> <div style="text-align:center;">Winner: The Crippler Time: 11:45 Match Rating: 77</div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="41796" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>[The match is done and The Crippler does not seem satisfied with merely having defeated the young Lau. The Crippler leaves the ring and grabs a steel chair and a microphone. The Crippler looks down at Mikey and a sadistic smile creeps across his face.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF/The20Crippler_zpstaew3frw.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/The20Crippler_zpstaew3frw.jpg</a> The Crippler: Well kid I both admire your guts and I am offended by your guts. Offended that you honestly think you could step into this ring…my ring and come out the victor. Normally I would let this slight slide but I feel like an example needs to be made out of you. I would apologize for what I am about to do to you. But you brought this upon yourself so you don’t deserve an apology… [The Crippler sets up the steel chair in the center of the ring. He then picks up Mikey and he looks out into the crowd with a sadistic smile on his face. He then shouts out, “Watch this!” The Crippler becomes distracted as Cream’s I Feel Free begins blasting over the arena’s sound system. The crowd goes nuts as Jack Bruce comes running down to the ring. The Crippler quickly lets Mikey go before hurrying out of the ring. Jack enters the ring and goes over to check on Mikey’s condition. While this is going on in the ring, the Crippler heads towards the ramp that leads to the backstage area. Jack then asks for a microphone.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF/JackBruce.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/JackBruce.jpg</a> Jack Bruce: I’m back baby! Whoa Chris what’s the hurry? I thought you weren’t scared of me bro. What’s the matter Chris or should I say Lobby… [upon hearing his former ring name The Crippler stops dead in his tracks and turns around to face the ring.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF/JackBruce.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/JackBruce.jpg</a> Jack Bruce: Chris you are nothing more than a damn coward. Why are you running away man? Is it because in the back of your mind you know you’re not man enough to face me. No you prefer sneaking up behind me and piledriving me onto a chair. That’s cool Lobby, you go...hide somewhere beyond the sea. Maybe you're lover will stand on golden sands and watch the ships as they go sailing...that's right folks I just quoted a Bobby Darin song...not that anybody here even knows who that is... [Jack and the crowd laugh at this comment before Jack gets serious again.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF/JackBruce.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/JackBruce.jpg</a> Jack Bruce: Know this…you and me are going to have a war and I think that When Hell Freezes Over would be the perfect time to settle this… [The Crippler laughs and shakes his head. He then starts to speak into his microphone before shaking his head no and turning to walk to the dressing room.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF/JackBruce.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/JackBruce.jpg</a> Jack Bruce: I guess that means no. Oh well we’ll just have to see about that.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="41796" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF/RobbieRetro.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/RobbieRetro.jpg</a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/TWA/vs6.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/TWA/vs6.jpg</a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF/BigCatBrandon_alt2.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/BigCatBrandon_alt2.jpg</a> with <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF/Krissy20Angelle_zpscwhddqzz.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/Krissy20Angelle_zpscwhddqzz.jpg</a> Robbie Retro vs. Brandon James with Krissy Angelle Match:</div> <ul><li>Brandon begins this match like a bull charging at a matador, charging directly at Robbie with the intentions of inflicting damage onto Robbie. </li><li>Brandon does just that as he takes Robbie down onto the mat and begins using his effective ground and pound skills to beat on Robbie. </li><li>Robbie is able to defend himself somewhat but he is still taking some serious hits to the face. </li><li>Robbie somehow manages to reach out to the bottom rope which forces referee Shane Stones to stand both combatants up. </li><li>Both men have a pretty good back and forth contest during the middle portion of the match, with Robbie soon gaining the advantage. </li><li>This does not last too long though as Robbie, who is the ever consummate performer, decides to show off his Saturday Night Fever like dance skills while Brandon lies on the mat in a daze. </li><li>This momentary break in the action was all that Brandon needed to clear the cobwebs from his head. </li><li>Brandon did not wait for Robbie to finish his dance routine as he took Robbie down with his Big Money Move finisher. </li><li>Three seconds later Brandon was awarded the victory.</li></ul></div></blockquote> <div style="text-align:center;">Winner: Brandon James Time: 11:27 Match Rating: 78</div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="41796" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>[After the match is done Krissy Angelle grabs a microphone from the ring announcer and begins to speak. The fans begin chanting, “She’s a stripper!”, a nod to Krissy’s past when she was an exotic dancer.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF/Krissy20Angelle_zpscwhddqzz.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/Krissy20Angelle_zpscwhddqzz.jpg</a> Krissy Angelle: Valiant, I want you to take a look in the ring right now. Did you see what Brandon just did to that disco dancing freak? [The, “She’s a stripper!”, chant continues to get louder as a visibly annoyed Krissy stomps her left foot on the ground and screeches out…] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF/Krissy20Angelle_zpscwhddqzz.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/Krissy20Angelle_zpscwhddqzz.jpg</a> Krissy Angelle: Shut up! All of you just shut up! [Krissy pouts as the chanting gets even louder. Frustrated, over the reaction that the crowd is giving her, she hands the microphone over to Brandon.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF/BigCatBrandon_alt2.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/BigCatBrandon_alt2.jpg</a> Brandon James: Valiant, tonight I took it easy on Robbie Retro. In fact, I hardly broke a sweat. That won’t be happening when me and you meet at When Hell Freezes Over. When we meet in two weeks I am going to make you regret that you ever heard of the name Brandon James…</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="41796" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>[We now head to the backstage interview area where Supreme TV’s backstage correspondent Jerry Eisen is standing by with The Platinum Blondes.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF/JerryEisen_alt1.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/JerryEisen_alt1.jpg</a> Jerry Eisen: Gentlemen in a few short minutes you will be facing off against the Hero Squad. As you know the winners of that match will meet the Amazing Bumfholes in the tournament finals to decide who will be the number one contenders for the Tag Team Championships...ah… [Jerry stops talking because he becomes distracted by Frederique who is touching Jerry’s shirt.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF/FrederiqueGarcia_alt1.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/FrederiqueGarcia_alt1.jpg</a> Frederique Antonio Gracia: Jerry darling what isss this fabric that you are wearing today? Isss it silk? This fabric is to die for honey…and this gray really makes your eyes pop darling. You are looking fierce tonight… [Jerry, who is clearly uncomfortable, awkwardly smiles at Frederique.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF/JerryEisen_alt1.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/JerryEisen_alt1.jpg</a> Jerry Eisen: Ah…thanks…I suppose…um getting back to your match tonight… [Frederique continues to feel the fabric of Jerry’s shirt as an annoyed looking James Prudence begins to speak.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF/James20Prudence_zpsbm1dlekb.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/James20Prudence_zpsbm1dlekb.jpg</a> James Prudence: Focus Frederique. We’ve got bigger things to worry about than what Eisen is wearing. Not that I am worried about the Hero Squad though. We can beat those two clowns in our sleep. What we should be worried about is how we can avoid smelling Jungle Lord… <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF/JerryEisen_alt1.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/JerryEisen_alt1.jpg</a> Jerry Eisen: Avoid smelling Jungle Lord…wait…what? <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF/James20Prudence_zpsbm1dlekb.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/James20Prudence_zpsbm1dlekb.jpg</a> James Prudence: Yeah have you ever taking a whiff of that crazy dude? He smells like monkey piss… <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF/FrederiqueGarcia_alt1.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/FrederiqueGarcia_alt1.jpg</a> Frederique Antonio Gracia: And how would you know what monkey piss smells like darling? <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF/James20Prudence_zpsbm1dlekb.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/James20Prudence_zpsbm1dlekb.jpg</a> James Prudence: Well let’s just say I had a wild night in Borneo a couple of summers ago and leave it at that. <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF/FrederiqueGarcia_alt1.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/FrederiqueGarcia_alt1.jpg</a> Frederique Antonio Gracia: Fair enough darling. But if it is the odor of Jungle Lord that has you worried…well you have nothing to fear darling. Because I have this… [Frederique picks up a small bottle of cologne from off camera.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF/FrederiqueGarcia_alt1.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/FrederiqueGarcia_alt1.jpg</a> Frederique Antonio Gracia: One spray of this darling and it will be bye bye monkey piss and hello Milan. <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF/James20Prudence_zpsbm1dlekb.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/James20Prudence_zpsbm1dlekb.jpg</a> James Prudence: Okay cool... Wait Milan? Isn't Milan heavily polluted? Ah who cares, anything is better than monkey piss. Let’s go kick some Hero Squad ass Frederique. [The Platinum Blondes walk off screen and Jerry just shakes his head and laughs. We now head back to the ring for the next match of the night.]</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="41796" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Tag Team #1 Contenders Tournament Semi Finals Match: <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF/AtomSmasher.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/AtomSmasher.jpg</a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF/JungleJack.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/JungleJack.jpg</a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/TWA/vs6.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/TWA/vs6.jpg</a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF/FrederiqueGarcia_alt1.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/FrederiqueGarcia_alt1.jpg</a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF/James20Prudence_zpsbm1dlekb.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/James20Prudence_zpsbm1dlekb.jpg</a> Hero Squad vs. The Platinum Blondes Match:</div> <ul><li>As soon as the bell rang, to signify the start of the match, Captain Atomic did what all heroes do and stuck his hand out for James Prudence to shake. </li><li>James did not oblige the Captain, instead James kicked the Captain in the gut. </li><li>That led to The Platinum Blondes being in control of the match for the next few minutes. </li><li>James and Frederique isolated Captain Atomic in their corner as they kept on hitting him with double team moves. </li><li>The fans chanting seemed to bring life back into Captain Atomic as he was able to fight his way out of the Blondes corner and tag Jungle Lord into the ring. </li><li>Neither James nor Frederique seemed to want anything to do with the wild man from Borneo and they both bailed out of the ring quickly. </li><li>James and Frederique tried to have a strategic conversation on the outside of the ring. </li><li>That did not last long as Jungle Lord smashed their heads together leaving both blondes dazed. </li><li>Jungle Lord brought James back into the ring and from this point forward it seemed like it was the Hero Squad match to lose. </li><li>That however did not end up being the case as a timely referee distraction by James led to Frederique picking up his bottle of cologne and spraying Jungle Lord in the eye with it. </li><li>Frederique then dropped the blinded Jungle Lord with a Romeo is Bleeding. </li><li>Three seconds later The Blondes were awarded the victory and they will now face the Amazing Bumfholes to decide who will be the number one contenders for the SWF Tag Team Championships.</li></ul></div></blockquote> <div style="text-align:center;">Winners: The Platinum Blondes Time: 10:13 Match Rating: 78</div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="41796" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>[We come back from commercial break and we are given the… SWF Fact of the Week: Did you know, that SWF superstar Big Smack Scott can say, “I’m not on steroids!”, in fifteen different languages including ancient Aramaic?]</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="41796" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>[We are now shown a pre-recorded promo featuring Joe Sexy who will be taking on Joey Morgan for the SWF North American Championship.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF/JoeSexy.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/JoeSexy.jpg</a> Joe Sexy: Joey Morgan tonight I am not going to have any performance anxiety. Tonight I am going to rise to the occasion and I will not need any purple pills to help me do so. Tonight I plan on walking out of Albany as the new SWF North American Champion. Because I am sexy and I know it.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="41796" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>[We now see Jack Bruce, looking like a man on a mission, walking through the backstage area. Jack sees SWF Senior Official Ric Young and he approaches him.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF/JackBruce.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/JackBruce.jpg</a> Jack Bruce: Hey man, have you seen the Crippler? <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF/Ric20Young_zpshmynfmtx.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/Ric20Young_zpshmynfmtx.jpg</a> Ric Young: No Jack… [Jack nods his head and continues to walk down this lengthy corridor. Moments later Jack is ambushed by the Crippler from behind. Jack manages to put up a valiant effort in this fight but the Crippler soon takes down the SWF’s franchise player. The Crippler creepily smiles down at the bloodied face Jack for a moment before speaking in a low tone.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF/The20Crippler_zpstaew3frw.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/The20Crippler_zpstaew3frw.jpg</a> The Crippler: You want me at When Hell Freezes Over? You’ll have me at When Hell Freezes Over…but know this Jack. I hope you enjoy being on the injured list once again. Heck…I might even decide to end your career this time son. [The Crippler then gives Jack a quick kick to the ribs for good measure before walking off screen.]</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="41796" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">The following match is for the SWF North American Championship: <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF/SWF_NA.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/SWF_NA.jpg</a> <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF/Joey20Minnesota_zpsnzopexvp.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/Joey20Minnesota_zpsnzopexvp.jpg</a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/TWA/vs6.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/TWA/vs6.jpg</a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF/JoeSexy.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/JoeSexy.jpg</a> Joey Morgan © vs. Joe Sexy Match:</div> <ul><li>Joe Sexy did his best to avoid making contact with Morgan during the opening minutes of the match. </li><li>Joe Sexy would step out of the ring and ask Referee Ric Young for a timeout. </li><li>This happens a couple of times and Sexy’s antics began to upset Morgan. </li><li>Morgan finally had had enough and he decided to take matters into his own hands and force Sexy back into the ring. </li><li>Morgan chased Sexy around the ring once before Sexy reentered the ring. </li><li>Sexy immediately kicked Morgan in the back as Morgan slid underneath the bottom rope in order to get back into the ring. </li><li>At this point Sexy gained control of the match but no matter what Sexy did it was not enough to put Morgan down for good. </li><li>Morgan was soon able to mount a comeback and he was able to secure the victory after dropping Sexy with his finisher the Empire Spiral.</li></ul></div></blockquote> <div style="text-align:center;">Winner and still SWF North American Champion: Joey Morgan Time: 14:48 Match Rating: 78</div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="41796" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>[We return from commercial break to see Angry Gilmore and his lovely wife Jessie standing by in the backstage interview area.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF/AngryGilmore.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/AngryGilmore.jpg</a> Angry Gilmore: Minute after minute, day after day, year after year, decade after decade; I have proven to everyone that I am the best wrestler in the world. Now that isn’t bragging because you can’t call it bragging if it is the truth. Rouge in just a few short minutes you and I are going to meet in the ring and you are going to find out that I am not bragging. Our match tonight might just be a warm-up for our Triple Threat match against Remo at When Hell Freezes Over. But make no mistake a-boot it Rouge I am not a-boot to take it easy on you tonight. Tonight is not a warm-up match for me…nah…it’s the real deal. I am a throw caution to the wind kind of guy and that is precisely what I am going to do tonight. Rouge…tonight you are going to find out what it is like to step into the ring with the best wrestler on the planet. For your sake I hope you’re ready…</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="41796" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF/Remo.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/Remo.jpg</a></div> [Remo heads down to the ring and joins Duane and Emma on commentary. Remo says that he out there to scout his two opponents at When Hell Freezes Over.]</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="41796" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">The following match is the Main Event of the Evening: <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF/AngryGilmore.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/AngryGilmore.jpg</a> with <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF/Jessie.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/Jessie.jpg</a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/TWA/vs6.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/TWA/vs6.jpg</a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF/JackGiedroyc_alt2.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/JackGiedroyc_alt2.jpg</a> Angry Gilmore with Jessie vs. Rouge Match:</div> <ul><li>It was apparent right for the start of the match that Rouge wanted no part in having a mat based match with Gilmore because such a match is Gilmore’s forte. </li><li>Rouge gained an early advantage in the match after he intentionally poked Gilmore in Gilmore’s right eye (Referee Shane Stones was not in the right position to see this transgression). </li><li>Now firmly in control of the match, Rouge began to focus on Gilmore’s right leg. </li><li>Rouge had almost laser like focus on Gilmore’s right leg and nearly every move that Rouge made was designed to do some damage to Gilmore’s right leg. </li><li>After doling out a sufficient amount of damage to Gilmore’s leg, Rouge decided that it was now a good time to force Gilmore’s wife Jessie to give him a kiss. </li><li>Rouge chased her around the ring and while this was going on Gilmore somehow managed to stand up and go after Rouge. </li><li>The two men began to battle on the outside of the ring and the hobbled Gilmore fought the good fight despite the fact that he was doing it on one leg. </li><li>Both Rouge and Gilmore would slide in and out of the ring to break Referee Shane Stones’ ten count as it seems that both men seemed to want to keep this match going on the outside of the ring. </li><li>At one point Gilmore flung Rouge headfirst into the ringside barrier and Rouge’s head hit with a sickening thud. </li><li>Gilmore must have lost track of Referee Shane Stones’ ten count because Gilmore continued to attack Rogue. </li><li>Referee Shane Stones finally finished the world’s slowest ten count and when neither competitor returned to the inside of the ring, Shane had no other choice but to rule this match a draw due to it ending in a double count-out.</li></ul></div></blockquote> <div style="text-align:center;">There was no winner of this match as it ended in a double count-out. Time: 18:25 Match Rating: 82</div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="41796" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>[Rouge and Gilmore continue their battle at ringside after the match is ruled a draw. Neither man is willing to give an inch to the other. It is at this point that the SWF World Champion decides to leave the commentator’s table and join the fray. All three men continue their battle as the show goes off the air.]</div></blockquote> <div style="text-align:center;">Diary Table Of Contents: <a href="http://www.greydogsoftware.com/forum/showpost.php?p=2160941&postcount=2" rel="external nofollow">Roster</a>, <a href="http://www.greydogsoftware.com/forum/showpost.php?p=2160943&postcount=3" rel="external nofollow">SWF Title Histories</a>, <a href="http://www.greydogsoftware.com/forum/showpost.php?p=2160944&postcount=4" rel="external nofollow">SWF Past Shows</a> Post Show Notes:</div> 1. I forgot how much I hate dealing with Photobucket. It just sucks. It took me an hour to post this show because PB kept on freezing on me. 2. If anything looks off with the fonts please tell me. I was trying different fonts to see what they look like. 3. I will add stuff to the roster page and all that crap in the next few days. I just wanted to put this show up while I felt like doing it. <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="michgcs" data-cite="michgcs" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="41796" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>I JUST SAW THIS NOW AND HOLY SH- THIS JUST MADE MY DAY! Glad to have you back in the diary-writing game, buddy! Thanks for the shout-out, btw... and Kentucky Bill! YEAH!</div></blockquote> You must of had a really boring day...<img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> No problem, you still hype my old TWA diary so I was just returning the favor.

Zergon · June 5, 2016

Good to see you back writing diaries BHK1978, I don´t usually post generic "good show" posts or really comment shows (not sure why, that just don´t work for me for some reason) so I likely won´t post here often but just wanted you to know that I´m reading regardless.

Jingo · June 5, 2016

I loooooove the Platinum Blondes already. I also love that Big Smack Scott Quote... I'll admit i wasn't too sure about Lobster Warrior dropping the gimmick (i'm one of the few that always loved it) but i really liked that promo and Jack Bruce calling him Lobby etc. i can see all that happening. So yeah, erm... Great first show and i'm reading etc.

michgcs · June 6, 2016

Oh it was definitely a not-good, terrible horrible bad day but this brought be back up!

And we get our first show? Awesome! Gotta echo the love for the Platinum Blondes, I can see them being favorites, for sure. And who the heck is Rogue? LOL Excited to see where this one goes!

BHK1978 · June 12, 2016

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Supreme Uprising

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Location: Manchester, New Hampshire

Attendance: 2,000

Rating on C.A.N.N. : 1.05

Show Rating: 77

[The show begins with the Supreme Scion Eric Eisen walking down to the ring to a chorus of boos (some cheers as well). Eric is wearing a suit and donning his red, “Make SWF Great Again!” hat. Walking behind Eric is Eric’s Chief of Staff Squeeky McClean. The two men enter the ring and Eric waits for the jeering to die down before he begins to address the crowd.]

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Eric Eisen: Thank you so much…I always receive such a warm response here in New Hampshire.

[The fans begin to boo him even louder as Eric smiles and waves to the crowd.]

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Eric Eisen: Now many of you on my various social media accounts have questioned were I was last Tuesday night. Well…I am not ashamed to say this but I just needed some time off. Squeeky and I were at my summer home in the Hamptons discussing the next phase of my campaign to make the SWF great again.

As you know phase one of the campaign was a tremendous success. Nobody thought I would be successful in my bid to get rid of silly Skull DeBones. Yet that is exactly what I did and to top it all off I defeated him in his own specialty match! That’s right folks I was the first person to beat silly Skull DeBones in a Portal to Hell match!

[Eric pauses from applauds but only Squeeky and a few fans in the crowd indulge him. The rest of the fans begin to jeer him mercilessly. Eric continues his speech seemingly unaware of his detractors.]

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Eric Eisen: You fans wanted a man of action and you got one! I will be the new leader of the SWF; I will make the SWF great again. I am the man that the SWF deserves!

Now there are some people who doubt me…they say that I have no real plan to make this promotion great again. Well critics are always going to criticize greatness. They have to be negative of that which they don’t understand.

Next Tuesday night on Supreme TV I will reveal phase two of my plan to make the SWF great again. Until then god bless the SWF!

[Eric and McClean leave the ring and the show heads to the first commercial break of the evening.]

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Mikey Lau vs. Everest

Mikey Lau defeated Everest by pinfall. After Lau nailed Everest with a Scything Side Kick.

Time: 7:30

Match Rating: 64

[We come back from commercial break and we see Everest throwing a tantrum in the locker room. Everest picks up steel chair and flings it against a wall. He then screams out in rage.

It is at that moment that John Greed enters the room. Greed, showing no fear, approaches Everest and puts his hand on Everest’s shoulder.]

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John Greed: Calm down Everest. There is no need to show your rage outside of the ring. You need to channel that rage…if you learn how to do that my son…well the world will be your oyster.

[Everest, who is still very much filled with rage, grabs John by the throat and backs him up against the wall. Everest, whose nostrils are flaring, looks homicidal as he stares at John for a moment. He then lets John go and says…]

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Everest: But I just lost to that midget…

[John clears his throat and nods his head.]

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John Greed: That is but a temporary setback my son. Once you learn how to see the light…once you learn how to follow the path…nothing will get in your way. Now I am not going to tell you it will be easy…but it will be worth it.

[Everest looks skeptically at John before nodding his head. John smiles and closes the locker room door so that we the viewers can see no more of the conversation.]

[Prior to the start of the next match we see a video recap of Brett Starr offering Marshall Dillon a spot in his new group that thus far consists of Brett and Justin Sensitive. Dillon tells Starr he is not interested and Starr does not look that pleased over the rejection.]

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Marshall Dillon vs. Justin Sensitive

Marshall Dillon defeated Justin Sensitive via pinfall. After having taken Justin down with the Crackdown.

Time: 5:36

Match Rating: 59

[Marshall Dillon is heading to the backstage area when he runs into Hollywood Brett Starr, who is walking down to the ring. The two men exchange some harsh words and then Starr steps aside to allow Marshall Dillon to pass him.

Starr and Justin Sensitive proceed to jump Marshall Dillon the moment the big man has his back turned to them. The two men continue their vicious beatdown of Dillon until SWF Security rushes down to separate the two assailants from their victim. Brett Starr then demands he get a microphone.]

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Hollywood Brett Starr: You left me no choice Dillon…I had to do that. You had your chance to join me and Justin last week and you refused to do so. Therefore you have to pay the price. I get no thrill out of what Justin and I have just done…but you had to be made an example of…it is really a shame because you were offered to be a part of something great and you turned it down.

[We are now shown a pre-taped promo where the SWF Tag Team Champions the Awesomeness talk about their match tonight.]

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Huey Cannonball: Hey Jeff…

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Jefferson Stardust: Yeah Huey…

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Huey Cannonball: Would you care to tell the viewing audience how awesome we are?

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Jefferson Stardust: Sure thing. But I don’t really see the point in doing so because anyone who has ever had the chance to watch us knows that we’re the best tag team here in the SWF.

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Huey Cannonball: True but I feel like it is super necessary that the fans know just how awesome we are…because we are super awesome.

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Jefferson Stardust: Hence the name the Awesomeness…

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Huey Cannonball: Yeah I mean imagine that…we’re so awesome that we are called the Awesomeness because we are the very definition of being awesome.

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Jefferson Stardust: Yup…we’re so awesome that I am going to call our match time tonight.

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Huey Cannonball: Oh this is going to be super awesome and super random at the same time…

[Jefferson reaches off screen and grabs a pair of glasses and a calculator. He then proceeds to put the glasses on and begins using the calculator.]

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Jefferson Stardust: So tonight we are going against that redneck guy and old man Biggins. So six minus three…ah…carry the four…divided by three sixteenths…times twelve…means uh…were so awesome that tonight’s match will be over within eight seconds.

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Huey Cannonball: Now that’s awesome…

The Following Match Is For The SWF World Tag Team Championships:

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Brett Biggins & Oliver Kobb vs. The Awesomeness ©

The Awesomeness © defeated Brett Biggins & Oliver Kobb. After Huey Cannonball downed Oliver Kobb with his Shock and Awe finisher.

Time: 8:10

Match Rating: 66

[in a pre-recorded segment Jerry Eisen is standing by in the backstage interview area. He is joined by Paul Huntingdon who will challenge Joey Morgan for the SWF North American Championship at When Hell Freezes Over. ]

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Jerry Eisen: Paul in just two weeks you are going to be challenging Joey Morgan for his SWF North American Championship…

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Paul Huntingdon: You mean my North American Championship…

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Jerry Eisen: Yes…well…um…how is your match with Jimmy Hernandez tonight going to prepare you for when you challenge for the North American Championship?

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Paul Huntingdon: It isn’t. Look I’ve been were Jimmy Hernandez is. I know what it is like to be a newcomer here in the SWF looking to make a name for myself. But Jimmy you will not make your name tonight.

Joey Morgan I’m going to keep it real with you right now. No gimmick just straight from the heart. For years I fought my way up the card here in the SWF. My crowning achievement was winning the SWF North American Championship. Finally I had the opportunity to prove that I was not just an also-ran…that I belonged with the best in this company.

Then you the high priced free agent came along. You had a rocket pack strapped to your back as you climbed up the rankings here in the SWF. You took away my North American Championship. What took me eight years to do, took you eight months.

Trolls on the internet call me bitter…you better believe I am bitter. I earned my spot here in the SWF. I was nobody’s golden boy…nobody pushed me up the card at an accelerated rate. No…I earned everything I got here.

Joey Morgan in two weeks’ time I am going to show you just why I was the North American Champion and why I will once again become the North American Champion.

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Jimmy Hernandez vs. Paul Huntingdon

Paul Huntingdon defeated Jimmy Hernandez, when Paul dropped Jimmy with his finisher High Society.

Time: 10:12

Match Rating: 71

[We are now shown a video recap of Jack Bruce’s return to the SWF and his brawl with The Crippler.]

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Sammy Smoke vs. Eric Eisen with Squeeky McClean

Eric Eisen defeated Sammy Smoke by pinfall. After the Supreme Scion brought Smoke crashing down to the canvas with The Supremacy.

Time: 8:40

Match Rating: 69

Diary Table Of Contents:

Roster, SWF Title Histories, SWF Past Shows

Post Show Thoughts:

1. Yes I gave myself a B-Show. I think the SWF would have one so I decided to get one. This is how I plan on writing the B-Show, only having the angles and promos written out.

2. I would have updated this sooner but Photobucket is being a total ass. It keeps on crashing on me and this was the first day that it did not do it to me. Hence why the show went up today.

3. I did not like the Awesomeness promo that I wrote. I was trying to think of a good way to write for them and sadly that was what came out.

4. I had my first minor screw-up on this show. For some reason I had it in my mind that Sammy was a face when he is a heel. That is why I had him take on Eric in the main event. I have no idea if I got dinged or not but it does not matter because it is only a B-Show.

5. I shall edit all of the pages that have links to them when I get a chance and if Photobucket decides to work with me and not ask me every five seconds to debug a script.

Good to see you back writing diaries BHK1978, I don´t usually post generic "good show" posts or really comment shows (not sure why, that just don´t work for me for some reason) so I likely won´t post here often but just wanted you to know that I´m reading regardless.

Thank you for the support and I am the same way. That is why I always felt bad about commenting in your dairy and michgcs ' diary because you both would give me good feedback and all I can usually muster is..."Hey great show."

I loooooove the Platinum Blondes already. I also love that Big Smack Scott Quote... I'll admit i wasn't too sure about Lobster Warrior dropping the gimmick (i'm one of the few that always loved it) but i really liked that promo and Jack Bruce calling him Lobby etc. i can see all that happening. So yeah, erm... Great first show and i'm reading etc.

Yeah I liked the Lobster Warrior gimmick myself. But the Crippler is pretty good as well. I guess the SWF is getting away from its more cartoon aspect in TEW2016.

And we get our first show? Awesome! Gotta echo the love for the Platinum Blondes, I can see them being favorites, for sure. And who the heck is Rogue? LOL Excited to see where this one goes!

I did not know if people would find my take on the Platinum Blondes offensive or not. I mean I am writing Frederique similar to how I wrote him in my last diary but you never know what is going to set someone off or offend them. I am glad that you and Jingo like them.

Rouge was Jack Giedroyc in TEW10. He was the tag team partner of Valiant and he turned heel in TEW13.

michgcs · June 13, 2016

LOL At John Greed calling Everest, "my son." Everest looks like he's a hundred years old!

Like what you're doing with Eric Eisen-- hopefully it leads to some fun feuds.

Oliver Knobb? That's Kentucky Bill, isn't it? <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/eek.png.0e09df00fa222c85760b9bc1700b5405.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

I liked the Awesomeness promo. It felt like one of those old Miz and Morrison Dirt Sheet episodes, so if that's what you were going for, you're on the right track. <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

BHK1978 · June 22, 2016

<div style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF/SWF.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/SWF.jpg</a> Supreme TV <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF/SWF1.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/SWF1.jpg</a> Location: Baton Rouge, Louisiana Tuesday, January 12, 2016 Attendance: 10,000 Rating on C.A.N.N. : 10.74 Show Rating: 83</div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="41796" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/DuaneFry_alt1.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/DuaneFry_alt1.jpg</a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/EmmaChase.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/EmmaChase.jpg</a></div> [The show begins with the typical opening montage of clips from SWF; we are informed that the SWF is the worldwide leader in Sports Entertainment. We then hear the theme song for Supreme TV while we see the opening video for the show. We now see an overhead shot of the crowd as the pyrotechnics go off. After the pyro show is over with we head ringside to the announcer’s table where Duane Fry welcomes us to Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Duane is joined, as always, by lovely Emma Chase. Duane and Emma begin to discuss tonight’s show noting that the SWF booking committee has announced that tonight Remo, Rouge, and Angry Gilmore (Who are the three men that will face off against each other for the SWF Championship at When Hell Freezes Over) will all be competing in singles matches against former SWF title holders.] </div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="41796" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>[Duane and Emma are interrupted by an electric guitar version of Hail to the Chief. The fans, fully knowing who is about to appear begin to boo. Moments later the Supreme Scion Eric Eisen walks out onto the Supreme Stage. He waves to the fans seemingly oblivious to the fact that they are booing him out of the building. Eric then motions for the cameraman to get a close up of Eric’s red, “Make SWF Great Again!” hat. Eric then slowly walks down the aisle, flanked as always by his Chief of Staff Squeeky McClean. The two men enter the ring and Eric stands in the center of the ring with his hands on his hips soaking in the boos of the crowd. <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/EricEisen_alt5.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/EricEisen_alt5.jpg</a> Eric Eisen: I love the positive response I always get from the crowd and I am so glad that you all came out here to hear me speak. This is truly touching… [One might not think it is possible but the boos grew even louder after Eric started to speak.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/EricEisen_alt5.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/EricEisen_alt5.jpg</a> Eric Eisen: I promised you fans that I would reveal stage two of my plan to make the SWF great again. Seeing how I am a man of my word I shall do just that. As you know phase one of my plan was a tremendous success. I rid the SWF of that Michael Meyers impersonator silly Skull DeBones. I feel like I need to reiterate that fact because the bias sports entertainment media likes to downplay my accomplishments. As for what phase two of my plan is…well I have talked it over with my advisors and we have all come to a conclusion that the SWF needs to hire more Americans. I for one am sick of seeing Mexican and Canadian wrestlers on this show. Therefore, phase two of my plan is to build a wall around the SWF hiring offices. Such a wall would stop any foreign national from getting hired by the SWF. This company was built off the blood, sweat, and tears of hard working Americans and I want this promotion to continue to put American workers first. That’s right folks that means there will be no more flippity, floppity, Mexican dudes in masks hopping all around the SWF ring. There will also be no more hockey loving, maple syrup eating, Canadians here either. I am going to deport all of them back from whence they came. I know you fans love those jumping Mexicans and those Canadians who butcher the American language (That is not a typo on my part, Eric actually thinks there is an American language) by saying things like a-boot and a-gain. But this has to happen…if I am to make the SWF great again! [Just then Angry Gilmore comes out onto the Supreme Stage. Gilmore has a sinister grin on his face as he walks down to the ring. Gilmore enters the ring and he heads directly towards Eric but Squeeky gets in his way. Gilmore laughs and says…] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/AngryGilmore.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/AngryGilmore.jpg</a> Angry Gilmore: Relax Squeeky. If I wanted to come out here to fight, you best believe I would not let you stop me. No I am not out here to fight. At least not yet… I’m out here to hear what Eric has to say a-boot getting rid of me and my fellow Canadians. [Eric looks flustered at the arrival of Gilmore.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/EricEisen_alt5.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/EricEisen_alt5.jpg</a> Eric Eisen: Ah…yes…well…nothing…nothing is set in stone but I think in order to…um…make the SWF great again…I’m going to have to get you deported back to Canada. It’s nothing personal mind you but this is going to be an American first promotion. <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/AngryGilmore.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/AngryGilmore.jpg</a> Angry Gilmore: How is getting rid of me going to make the SWF great again? After all I am the best at what I do in this ring. That’s not bragging Eric it is simply the truth. I am the best wrestler on this planet there is nobody that can compete with me. <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/EricEisen_alt5.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/EricEisen_alt5.jpg</a> Eric Eisen: Um…that is not true and I feel like we have had this conversation in the past. You are a tremendous competitor…there is no doubt about that and you very well might be the best sports entertainer in the world… <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/AngryGilmore.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/AngryGilmore.jpg</a> Angry Gilmore: You mean wrestler… <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/EricEisen_alt5.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/EricEisen_alt5.jpg</a> Eric Eisen: No I meant what I said. Anyway…all that might be true but I am the best sports entertainer in the universe. And the universe trumps the world so… <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/AngryGilmore.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/AngryGilmore.jpg</a> Angry Gilmore: Well Eric you are going to get your chance to prove that tonight, because tonight you and I are going to be facing off in the main event… [Eric is both annoyed and a little scared over this revelation.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/EricEisen_alt5.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/EricEisen_alt5.jpg</a> Eric Eisen: Wait…who booked this? How is a match featuring you and me going to make the SWF great again? I’m going to have to talk to my papa about this. [Eric turns to his Chief of Staff Squeeky McClean and says…] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/EricEisen_alt5.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/EricEisen_alt5.jpg</a> Eric Eisen: This is not fair to me…I’m not ready for this! I am supposed to do tremendous things for this company and I can’t focus on what I have to do if I have to have this match tonight…come on Squeeky let’s go. [Eric and Squeeky hurriedly leave the ring as Gilmore smiles and said…] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/AngryGilmore.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/AngryGilmore.jpg</a> Angry Gilmore: Well Eric you’re going to have to be ready. Because tonight you’re going to find out what it is like to face off against the best wrester in the world…</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="41796" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">The following match is for the SWF North American Championship: <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF/SWF_NA.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/SWF_NA.jpg</a> <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/Joey20Minnesota_zpsnzopexvp.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/Joey20Minnesota_zpsnzopexvp.jpg</a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/vs6.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/vs6.jpg</a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/Sammy20Smoke_zps2mbs0gu1.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/Sammy20Smoke_zps2mbs0gu1.jpg</a> Joey Morgan © vs. Sammy Smoke Match:</div> <ul><li>Paul Huntingdon, who will challenge Joey for the North American Championship at When Hell Freezes Over, joined Duane and Emma on commentary. </li><li>Throughout the match Paul reiterated that he is bitter over his Joey’s push to the top and he (Paul) will be the man who finally puts an end to Joey’s push. </li><li>Meanwhile inside the ring this was pretty much just a squash match meant to give Joey some screen time on Supreme TV. </li><li>Sammy did manage to put up somewhat of a fight but in the end it was not enough as Joey brought Sammy down with an Empire Spiral.</li></ul></div></blockquote> <div style="text-align:center;">Winner and still SWF North American Champion: Joey Morgan Time: 4:50 Match Rating: 75 </div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="41796" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>[After the match is done Joey walks over to the announcer’s table and says he is sick of hearing Paul cry about losing the North American Championship. Joey then challenges Paul to not wait until Sunday and fight him right there. Paul throws his hands up in the air and says he is not ready to fight right now but come Sunday he will be more than ready.]</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="41796" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>[We come back from commercial break to see the Crippler standing in the center of the ring staring menacingly out at the crowd (He probably is just waiting for the director to tell him they are back on air but that doesn’t sound tough now does it.). The Crippler begins to speak in a very low voice as the crowd begins alternating chants of “We want Jack!” and “Loooobbbby!”] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/The20Crippler_zpstaew3frw.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/The20Crippler_zpstaew3frw.jpg</a> The Crippler: I’m sure you all do want Jack but Jack ain’t man enough to come out here and face me. Everyone knows he’s a coward. But I don’t have Jack Bruce on my mind tonight. He’ll get what’s coming to him this Sunday at When Hell Freezes Over. I’m out here tonight to inflict harm on anyone who is stupid enough to set foot in this ring with me. You see last week’s open challenge was almost a success. I say almost because I wasn’t able to send Mikey Lau to the hospital…but I have to remain positive. I did what I set out to do and that was physically dominate a much weaker and some may say dumber opponent. Tonight I want to do the same thing. So I want to once again challenge anybody in the back to come out here and face me. I highly doubt that anyone has the stones to do it but ya never know… [before The Crippler has a chance to finish his thought Brett Biggins makes his way into the ring. Once Brett enters the ring the Crippler looks at him for a moment and then says…] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/The20Crippler_zpstaew3frw.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/The20Crippler_zpstaew3frw.jpg</a> The Crippler: Wow Brett I never thought of you as being a stupid guy…I guess you proved me wrong.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="41796" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/BrettBiggz.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/BrettBiggz.jpg</a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/vs6.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/vs6.jpg</a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/The20Crippler_zpstaew3frw.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/The20Crippler_zpstaew3frw.jpg</a> Brett Biggins vs. The Crippler Match:</div> <ul><li>Brett did the exact opposite of what Mikey did the previous week when facing off against the Crippler, as Brett went right after his opponent. </li><li>Brett managed to get in a few good licks before the Crippler took over the match. </li><li>From that point forward it was clear that poor Brett was not going to be the winner here. </li><li>That fact became a reality after the Crippler dropped Brett with a Tombstone Piledriver.</li></ul></div></blockquote> <div style="text-align:center;">Winner: The Crippler Time 5:45 Match Rating: 77</div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="41796" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>[brett lies motionless on the canvas. The Crippler looks into the camera and proudly proclaims, “I did this!” The Crippler then slides out of the ring and grabs a steel chair and microphone. He then reenters the ring and stares out at the crowd with a sadistic smirk on his face.] The Crippler: Jack Bruce…I know you’re here in the arena. What I am about to do to Brett here will pale in comparison to what I am going to do to you this Sunday at When Hell Freezes Over. [The Crippler looks down at Brett and continues to speak…] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/The20Crippler_zpstaew3frw.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/The20Crippler_zpstaew3frw.jpg</a> The Crippler: Brett I would say I’m sorry for what I am about to do to you. But I am a firm believer in not apologizing for someone else’s stupidity. You brought this upon yourself dude the moment you decided to step into this ring with me… [The Crippler lifts Brett up and gets ready to Tombstone Piledrive Brett onto the steel chair. However, before he can do that Jack Bruce comes running down to the ring. This time the Crippler does not flee the ring, he instead stands his ground and he and Jack begin brawling in the ring. This brawl is soon broken up as a slew of SWF officials (Head by Enforcer Roberts) come running down to the ring and separate the two combatants. Mind you this was no easy task as both men fought off some of the officials in order to resume their fight. Finally, order was restored and the show went to a commercial break.]</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="41796" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>[We come back from commercial break and we are given the… SWF Fact of the Week: Did you know that SWF superstar Robbie Retro once finished in third place in a Carrot Top lookalike contest? If only his hair was red, maybe he would have finished in first…]</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="41796" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>[We are now taken to the backstage interview area where Jerry Eisen is standing by with the Platinum Blondes.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/JerryEisen_alt1.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/JerryEisen_alt1.jpg</a> Jerry Eisen: Gentlemen in just a few short minutes you will be taking on the Amazing Bumfholes and the winner of that match will challenge the Awesomeness for the SWF Tag Team Championships at When Hell Freezes Over…uh…why are you looking at me like that Frederique? [Frederique looks at Jerry as if Jerry smelled like dog crap.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/FrederiqueGarcia_alt1.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/FrederiqueGarcia_alt1.jpg</a> Frederique Antonio Garcia: Jerry darling I know I told you that you look fierce last week in your gray shirt but now here you are wearing the same shirt again. Darling that is so last week…put some color in your wardrobe darling…make your wardrobe pop… <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/JerryEisen_alt1.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/JerryEisen_alt1.jpg</a> Jerry Eisen: Um…this is actually a different shit. I just have four different shirts that look exactly the same… <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/FrederiqueGarcia_alt1.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/FrederiqueGarcia_alt1.jpg</a> Frederique Antonio Garcia: But darling you are rich. There is no need not to dress like it. Be a proud, fierce, bitch and rock some color girlfriend…if you did decide to rock some color it would give me life... <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/JerryEisen_alt1.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/JerryEisen_alt1.jpg</a> Jerry Eisen: I’ll…ah…keep that in mind. But…um…how do the two of you feel about taking on the Amazing Bumfholes? [Frederique stares off into the distance with a huge smile on his face. He then begins to lick his lips. James is having none of this a so he gives Frederique a little push.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/James20Prudence_zpsbm1dlekb.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/James20Prudence_zpsbm1dlekb.jpg</a> James Prudence: Snap out of it Freddie… [Frederique snaps out of his daydream like state and smiles at James.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/FrederiqueGarcia_alt1.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/FrederiqueGarcia_alt1.jpg</a> Frederique Antonio Garcia: OMG, that’s my bad Jimmy. All I heard was Amazing and Bumfhole in the same sentence and my mind went elsewhere darling… <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/James20Prudence_zpsbm1dlekb.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/James20Prudence_zpsbm1dlekb.jpg</a> James Prudence: TMI dude…TMI…I do not even want to think what you’re thinking about. What you do in your personal life is your business dude…but this is your professional life and I need you to focus Freddie. <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/FrederiqueGarcia_alt1.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/FrederiqueGarcia_alt1.jpg</a> Frederique Antonio Garcia: Oh hush now Jimmy…we got some…um…Bumfholes that need to be taken care of… [Frederique leaves the interview area and James looks at Jerry and shrugs his shoulders and smirks.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/James20Prudence_zpsbm1dlekb.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/James20Prudence_zpsbm1dlekb.jpg</a> James Prudence: I guess that’s your answer Jerry…</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="41796" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>[The members of the Awesomeness (Jefferson Stardust & Huey Cannonball) join Duane and Emma on commentary for the next match.]</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="41796" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">[The following match is a Number One Contenders Match for the SWF World Tag Team Championships. The winners of the match will challenge the Awesomeness for the SWF Tag Team Titles at When Hell Freezes Over:] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/RandyBumfhole.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/RandyBumfhole.jpg</a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/ZimmyBumfhole.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/ZimmyBumfhole.jpg</a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/vs6.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/vs6.jpg</a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/James20Prudence_zpsbm1dlekb.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/James20Prudence_zpsbm1dlekb.jpg</a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/FrederiqueGarcia_alt1.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/FrederiqueGarcia_alt1.jpg</a> The Amazing Bumfholes vs. The Platinum Blondes Match:</div> <ul><li>That match starts off rather slow with both teams getting an even amount of offense in. </li><li>It soon turns to a game of cat and mouse as Frederique and James try desperately to isolate Zimmy in their corner but Zimmy keeps on managing to get out of their corner. </li><li>No matter what the Blondes do Zimmy always manages to find a way to get safely out of his opponent’s corner, either by sliding out of the ring or fighting his way out of his opponent’s corner. </li><li>The normally cheerful Frederique becomes increasingly more upset as Zimmy proves to be a Houdini-like escape artist. </li><li>Zimmy tags his brother into the match and Randy has no problem taking the action to the Blondes. </li><li>At one point the Blondes tried to regroup outside of the ring in order to try and figure out what they should do next. </li><li>Randy was not about to allow the Blondes to have their summit while he waited inside the ring and did nothing. </li><li>So Randy took it upon himself to break up said summit as he launched his body over the top rope and onto the Blondes. </li><li>The fans went nuts as chants of, “Randy! Randy!”, rang out through the arena. </li><li>Randy tagged Zimmy back into the match and Zimmy, never being one to be out done by his brother, climbed to the top rope ran across the top rope and launched himself off the middle of the top rope and directly at James. </li><li>Sadly this was not the smartest move for Zimmy to make as he only hit James and James was not the legal member of his team. </li><li>Therefore, Frederique picked Zimmy off the arena floor and tossed him under the bottom ring rope, back into the ring. </li><li>Frederique then took his knee and used it to grind Zimmy’s face into the canvas. </li><li>Frederique kept on yelling out, “You’re not going to be the prettiest in the SWF anymore Zimmy! When I’m done with you I’ll be the prettiest!” </li><li>Randy, who was hopping up and down on the ring apron desperately trying to tag into the match, began clapping his hands and stomping his feet on the ring apron in order to energize the crowd. </li><li>The crowd responded and Zimmy seemed to come back to life inside the ring as he created enough space to get away from Frederique and tag Randy into the match. </li><li>Randy came out of his corner guns blazing as he took down both Frederique and James with dropkicks. </li><li>Randy then managed to take Frederique down with his a Bumfhole Buster and three seconds later Randy secured a victory for him and his brother.</li></ul></div></blockquote> <div style="text-align:center;">Winners of the Number One Contenders Tournament: The Amazing Bumfholes Time: 10:36 Match Rating: 79</div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="41796" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>[After the match is over with the Awesomeness enter the ring and attack Randy and Zimmy. The Blondes join in on the fun and aid the tag team champions in dismantling the team that just defeated them. The Hero Squad coming running down to the ring to even the odds. All eight men brawl in and out of the ring as a slew of SWF security and backstage officials run down to the ring to restore order. Duane says that the show has to go to commercial break and hopefully order will be restored when they come back.]</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="41796" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>[We now head to the back were Rouge is standing by in the backstage interview area.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/JackGiedroyc_alt2.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/JackGiedroyc_alt2.jpg</a> Rouge: In a few short minutes I will have to face off against Valiant. Valiant our careers once again intersect like they have so many times in the past. Time and time again I have proven to be your better and tonight is going to be no different mate. When we were tag team partners I was the one who carried the team. I was the one who dissolved our team because I realized how vastly inferior you were. Valiant I don’t hate you mate…I really don’t. I pity you more than anything else. Because all you will ever know is what it is like to forever live in my shadow and that must be a hell of a burden mate.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="41796" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/Valiant.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/Valiant.jpg</a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/vs6.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/vs6.jpg</a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/JackGiedroyc_alt2.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/JackGiedroyc_alt2.jpg</a> Valiant vs. Rouge Match:</div> <ul><li>Right out of the gate Rouge was up to his cheating ways as he challenged Valiant to a test of strength. </li><li>A hesitant Valiant complied and locked up with his former partner only to get a knee to the gut. </li><li>That soon became the theme of the match, anytime Valiant would look to mount an offensive push against Rouge; Rouge would use some underhanded tactic to turn the match back into his favor. </li><li>Rouge took great pleasure in playing to the crowd after every underhanded move he made. He would tap his index finger to his temple, telling the fans how smart he is. </li><li>Valiant took advantage of Rouge’s overconfidence. </li><li>Rouge was busy playing to the crowd after having just raked Valiant’s eyes (which of course Referee Darren Smith did not see). </li><li>Valiant recovered quickly unfortunately for Rouge and because of this Valiant was able to attack Rouge while Rouge was busy taunting the crowd. </li><li>This lead to Valiant being in the driver’s seat and at various points during the next few minutes of the match it appeared as if this was going to be Valiant’s match to lose as he got in a couple of near falls. </li><li>It was at this point that Valiant’s opponent at When Hell Freezes Over, Brandon James, made his way down to the ring and began to taunt Valiant. </li><li>A distracted Valiant began paying more and more attention to Brandon and less attention to Rouge. </li><li>The final straw came when Brandon tripped Valiant up as Valiant was running the ropes. </li><li>An infuriated Valiant went over to where Brandon was and started jawing at him. </li><li>Rouge, who is someone who always takes advantage of every opportunity that is presented to him, nails Valiant in the back of the neck with a vicious forearm. </li><li>Rouge then spun Valiant around and laid waste to his former tag team partner after nailing Valiant with a Crashing On.</li></ul></div></blockquote> <div style="text-align:center;">Winner: Rogue Time: 12:50 Match Rating: 82</div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="41796" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>[brandon enters the ring and looks at Rouge almost as if to non-verbally say, “Are you going to stop me if I attack Valiant?” Rouge for his part fully understands what Brandon is about to do and he smiles at Brandon and says, “Have at it mate!” Brandon then begins to completely destroy an already weak Valiant. Brandon stands over the motionless body of Valiant after he (Brandon) has doled out what he deems a sufficient amount of damage.]</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="41796" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">The following match is a non-title match: <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/JungleJack.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/JungleJack.jpg</a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/vs6.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/vs6.jpg</a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/Remo.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/Remo.jpg</a> Jungle Lord vs. Remo © Match:</div> <ul><li>As soon as the bell rings both men charge at each other colliding in the center of the ring. </li><li>They then being to clobber on each other and the action soon spills out of the ring. </li><li>Neither man is holding anything back as Remo wants this match to end as soon as possible and Jungle Lord would love to pick up a non-title win against the SWF World Champion because then he would have a to be granted a title match down the road. </li><li>At one point Remo viciously threw Jungle Lord into the steel barricade that surrounds the ring. </li><li>The match soon returned to the ring where the champion showed just why he is the SWF World Champion as he tossed Jungle Lord around like a rag doll. </li><li>That is not to say that Jungle Lord did not get in his licks as he put up one hell of a fight. </li><li>However, in the end Remo proved to be too much for Jungle Lord to handle and Remo picked up a hard fought victory after downing Jungle Lord with a Destroyer.</li></ul></div></blockquote> <div style="text-align:center;">Winner: Remo Time: 11:12 Match Rating: 81</div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="41796" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>[We are now taken to the backstage interview area where Angry Gilmore and his lovely wife Jessie address Angry’s match with the Supreme Scion Eric Eisen.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/Jessie.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/Jessie.jpg</a> Jessie: Babe you need to calm down, there is no need to be pissed off over what Eric said. All you have to do is take out that anger on Eric in your match. Leave it for the ring babe… <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/AngryGilmore.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/AngryGilmore.jpg</a> Angry Gilmore: Oh I am calm sweetheart…as calm as a blizzard raging through the Midwest in February. But you’re right Jessie…I’ll save this rage for when I am in the ring with Eric. Eric you’ve been a thorn in my side for years now. And now you want to make the SWF great again by expelling all of the foreign talent…well I’ll tell you what bub this company was built on the back of foreign workers. We’ve spilt the same amount of blood, sweat, and tears as our American counterparts. I am not looking past my match with you tonight Eric. I am not going to underestimate you like others have in the past. You are a former SWF World Heavyweight Champion and for that you’ll get all of the respect that is due to you being a wrestler of that caliber. But once you step into that ring with me you’ll quickly realize once again why I am the best wrestler in the world and this Canadian will not take it easy on you. You have my word on that.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="41796" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="41796" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">The following match is the Main Event of the Evening: <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/AngryGilmore.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/AngryGilmore.jpg</a> with <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/Jessie.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/Jessie.jpg</a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/vs6.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/vs6.jpg</a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/EricEisen_alt5.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/EricEisen_alt5.jpg</a> with <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/SqueekyMcClean.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/SqueekyMcClean.jpg</a> Angry Gilmore with Jessie vs. Eric Eisen with Squeeky McClean Match:</div> <ul><li>Eric did his best at trying to avoid any contact with Gilmore during the opening minutes of the match. </li><li>Every time Gilmore would hit Eric, Eric would quickly slide out of the ring and beg referee Ric Young for a timeout. </li><li>This obviously made Gilmore more and more pissed off because he knew Eric was trying to frustrate him. </li><li>Gilmore kept on going to the outside of the ring in order to bring Eric back into the ring but Squeeky would inevitably get in Gilmore’s way. </li><li>Gilmore finally had enough and got into the face of Squeeky, he began jawing a Squeeky and Squeeky just stood and smile at him. </li><li>Gilmore was about to hit Squeeky when Eric hit Gilmore from behind knocking Gilmore to the floor (Obviously Squeeky saw Eric coming so he stepped out of the way.). </li><li>Eric then tossed Gilmore into the ring and he began to show Gilmore just why he was once the SWF World Champion. </li><li>The thing is, while Eric threw everything he had at Gilmore he was not able to keep Gilmore down. </li><li>At one point Eric even dropped Gilmore with his finisher the Supremacy. </li><li>Gilmore showed excellent ring awareness and put his foot on the bottom rope right before Referee Ric Young slapped the mat for the third time. </li><li>An enraged Eric seemed to be out of ideas over how to put Gilmore down. </li><li>It was at this point that Eric slid out of the ring and started to consult his Chief of Staff Squeeky as to what he should do next. </li><li>The cameraman catches Eric telling Squeeky, “I wish I could have built that damn wall now!” </li><li>While this was going on Gilmore got back to his feet and cleared the cobwebs out, he then went into attack mode hitting Eric with an under the bottom rope baseball slide kick to Eric’s back (Eric just happened to be standing with his back to the ring). </li><li>This staggered the Supreme Scion and it allowed Gilmore to take control of the match. </li><li>Gilmore then brought Eric back into the ring where he dismantled the Supreme Scion. </li><li>One Anger Management later and Eric was staring up at the lights as Gilmore covered Eric for the pin and three seconds later picked up the victory.</li></ul></div></blockquote> <div style="text-align:center;">Winner: Angry Gilmore Time: 14:38 Match Rating: 82</div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="41796" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>[After the match is over with Referee Ric Young raises Gimore’s hand in victory. What Gilmore did not realize was that Rouge had entered the ring, having come through the crowd. Rouge brought Gilmore with a one-handed bulldog. Rouge then began to lay the boots down on Gilmore as Eric and Squeeky left the ringside area as they had no dog in this fight. Rouge then stretched his arms out and mockingly yelled out, “I am the best wrestler in the world!” It is at this point that the SWF World Heavyweight Champion Remo makes his way down to the ring. Rouge notices him and invites him into the ring. Remo enters the ring and silently stares at Rouge. Rouge smiles at the champ and asks him if he wants to do anything to Gilmore. Remo smiles at Rouge and then swiftly kicks him in the gut. Remo then drops Rouge with trademark Destroyer finisher. Remo then turns his attention to Gilmore, whose wife Jessie has entered the ring and his attending to her husband. Jessie pleads with Remo to leave her husband alone and Remo just stares at her with no emotion on his face. Remo then raises the SWF World Heavyweight Title over his head as he stands triumphantly over the two men he will face at When Hell Freezes Over.]</div></blockquote> <div style="text-align:center;">Diary Table Of Contents: <a href="http://www.greydogsoftware.com/forum/showpost.php?p=2160941&postcount=2" rel="external nofollow">Roster</a>, <a href="http://www.greydogsoftware.com/forum/showpost.php?p=2160943&postcount=3" rel="external nofollow">SWF Title Histories</a>, <a href="http://www.greydogsoftware.com/forum/showpost.php?p=2160944&postcount=4" rel="external nofollow">SWF Past Shows</a> Post Show Notes:</div> 1. I know I have said this before but I will get to the table of content threads soon. I just have not been in the mood to sit down and take care of them. Plus I highly doubt anyone looks at them anyway. <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="michgcs" data-cite="michgcs" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="41796" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>LOL At John Greed calling Everest, "my son." Everest looks like he's a hundred years old! Like what you're doing with Eric Eisen-- hopefully it leads to some fun feuds. Oliver Knobb? That's Kentucky Bill, isn't it? <img alt=":eek:" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/eek.png.0e09df00fa222c85760b9bc1700b5405.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> I liked the Awesomeness promo. It felt like one of those old Miz and Morrison Dirt Sheet episodes, so if that's what you were going for, you're on the right track. <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></div></blockquote> Yeah Oliver Knobb is Kentucky Bill and no I did not give him that awful name. If I were to have given him a new name it would be some stereotypical redneck name like Bill Bob Daniels or something stupid like that. I was not happy to see him on the SWF roster but he is here so I will use him. Because as you know I hardly fire anyone.</div></blockquote>

michgcs · June 23, 2016

Ooh things are getting interesting at the top of the card... I'm loving Eric Eisen's antics, though! I hope he manages to offend a new superstar every week (unless you have someone specific in mind that he'll feud with). I know you have to schedule Freddie A. Garcia for a confrontation! And speaking of Freddie... you had the Platinum Blondes lose?! whassup with dat?! Although the post match altercation had all the makings of a tag team turmoil match LOL I'm trying a new system where my post is just one long paragraph instead of bullet points, just to make it look longer <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

EDIT: Loved the Crippler segment, too, BTW. Especially liked that he didn't run away from ol' Jackie Bruce.

BHK1978 · July 4, 2016

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Supreme Uprising

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Location: Tallahassee, Florida

Saturday, January 16, 2016

Attendance: 2,000

Rating on C.A.N.N. : 1.07

Show Rating: 75

[The show begins with Marshall Dillon, with the brim of his hat nearly obscuring his eyes, standing in the center of ring.]

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Marshall Dillon: You folks know I am a man of few words. My actions inside this ring are all you need to know about me. But tonight is different; tonight I am going to do a little talking.

Two weeks ago Hollywood Brett Starr and Justin Sensitive approached me and they asked me if I want to join their little group. Brett fancies himself the leader of the new generation of SWF wrestlers and he thought I would feel honored to join his group.

Well I wasn’t honored and I wanted nothing to do with any group lead by Brett. Because I ain’t no follower. I…

[Just then Brett Starr’s music begins to play and Brett steps out from behind the backstage curtain. Following closely behind Brett is Justin Sensitive and Sammy Smoke. The three men surround the ring with Sammy standing on the left side, Justin standing on the right side, and Brett standing directly in front of Dillon.]

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Hollywood Brett Starr: Marshall…Marshall…Marshall…you made a mistake two weeks ago. You had the chance to join the Young Turks and you refused to do so. Therefore, you paid the price.

Now as I said last week, Justin and I did not enjoy having to beat you down. We had to beat you down…

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Marshall Dillon: I ain’t mad about the licking I got last week from you boys. Nah man…I’ve had my fair share of licking in the past and I am sure I’ll have more in the future.

What bothered me about last week was you and Justin decided to gang up on me. Cuz you and I both know Brett had it been one-on-one I would’ve whooped your ass…

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Hollywood Brett Starr: Whoa there big fella…don’t be having any delusions of grandeur. After all I am Hollywood Brett Starr…my grandfather is the man who put this company on the damn map. I have the pedigree to be the future of this company so you should not kid yourself and think you could beat me.

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Marshall Dillon: Well if you’re so confident in your abilities why don’t you and me just get this over with and fight tonight…

[Hollywood Brett Starr stands there for a moment thinking over Dillon’s proposal. Brett then motions for his allies to come over and talk to him. The three men have a brief discussion and when it is over with Brett has a huge grin on his face.]

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Hollywood Brett Starr: Well me and my buddies just talked it over and the answer to your challenge is…no. No I will not fight you tonight.

Who the hell do you think you are? I am the future of the SWF…I am the grandson of a legend! There is no way on God’s green earth that a nobody like you can come out here and demand a match with me!

[brett then stops for a moment and taps his right index finger on the tip of his chin while he thinks of what he wants to say next.]

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Hollywood Brett Starr: I’ll tell you what Marshall…I will have a match with you next week if and only if you can beat Sammy and Justin in a match. Now the match doesn’t have to be a handicap match but then again I truly doubt you’ll find anybody in the back that wants to have anything to do with you. Does that sound good?

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Marshall Dillon: It most certainly does!

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Hollywood Brett Starr: Good then. I truly wish you the best of luck Marshall because you’re going to need it.

[brett, Sammy, and Justin leave the ringside area as the show heads into the first commercial break of the evening.]

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Mikey Lau vs. Bear Bekowski

In a decent match, Mikey Lau defeated Bear Bekowski by pinfall with a Dragon Whip.

Time: 9:11

Match Rating: 67

[Ana Garcia heads down to ringside and joins the victorious Mikey Lau.]

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Ana Garcia: Mikey you just scored yet another impressive victor over a very tough opponent. What has been your key to success over the past couple of weeks?

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Mikey Lau: Sheer determination Ana. I came to the SWF so that I could face the very best wrestlers in the world. I want to prove that I am among the very best and every victory I get helps me get closer to my goal of becoming the SWF World Champion.

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Ana Garcia: So you have your eyes set on the most prestigious title in the company then?

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Mikey Lau: Yup. Look anybody that has ever been a member of the SWF roster has dreamed of one day holding that title. For some that dream will never be a reality…

For me I have every intention of making that dream a reality. Now if you will excuse me Ana I’ve got to hit the showers because I smell a little funky…

[Ana smiles and blushes as Mikey heads to the back.]

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Ana Garcia: Back to you Jerry…

[We return from a commercial beak to see John Greed and Everest standing in the backstage interview area. John creepily looks at the camera and smiles before he begins to speak.]

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John Greed: No man is truly good or truly evil. Evil is what you make of it and good is what you need it to me.

People say that I am an evil man but I am not. I am just a man who does what he needs to do to make it through this torture that we call life. I am in your minds…I am in your children’s minds man. I’m in the trees and you shall follow me like the breeze.

People ask me why do I call Everest my son when he is clearly older than me. Well there is no simple answer and yet there is a simple answer. I am the father to you all and you are all my sweet loving children.

Tonight my son Everest is looking for redemption after his loss last week. Well tonight he shall get his redemption and the world will know that he and I are everywhere man and yet we’re nowhere at the same time.

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Jamie Atherton vs. Everest with John Greed

In a bout that had terrible wrestling and non-existent crowd heat, Everest defeated Jamie Atherton by pinfall with a Mountain Mover.

Time: 4:33

Match Rating: 39

[We are once again brought to the backstage interview area where Joe Sexy is standing by. The room is lit with red lighting.]

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Joe Sexy: American Machine I don’t have a problem to down. I mean you will end up going down…tonight after I hit you with a One Night Stand.

But please don’t take this to heart because tonight I am going to…rise to the occasion. Because I’m sexy and I know it.

[brett Starr, Sammy Smoke, and Justin Sensitive are standing in the center of the ring. Marshall Dillon then makes his way down to the ring by himself. Brett, who has a huge grin on his face, has a microphone and he begins to speak.]

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Hollywood Brett Starr: Well Marshall, your time is up. It looks like you couldn’t find anyone to team with you. That’s such a shame…oh well I guess we’ll have a good old fashion handicap match tonight…

[Just then a familiar voice is heard over the arena’s sound system.]

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Mystery Man: Whoa there…who said he doesn’t have a tag team partner tonight?

[brett has a quizzical look on his face. Moments later his face turns to one of complete anger as Oliver Kobb, Marshall Dillon’s former Southern Comfort tag team partner, steps out from behind the backstage curtain.]

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Oliver Kobb: Just a few minutes ago Marshall approached me and asked me if I wanted to get the band back together. Now I’ll admit that I was a bit reluctant…but then he handed me a stack of KFC coupons and a bottle of my favorite adult beverage…and well I realized that I need to come to his aid tonight.

So I guess I should thank you Brett because if it wasn’t for you I wouldn’t be eating free at KFC tonight.

[Oliver turns to Dillon and says…]

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Oliver Kobb: Oh my gravy Marshall I think it’s high time we give these punks a good old fashion country ass whoopin. What do you say to that?

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Marshall Dillon: Let’s git ‘er done.

[The newly reformed Southern Comfort rushes into the ring and begins brawling with Sammy and Justin which leads us to…]

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Southern Comfort vs. Justin Sensitive & Sammy Smoke with Hollywood Brett Starr

In a poor match, Southern Comfort defeated Justin Sensitive and Sammy Smoke when Justin Sensitive was disqualified when Hollywood Bret Starr ran in and attacked Marshall Dillon.

Time: 9:32

Match Rating: 59

[sammy, Justin, and Brett continue to triple team Marshall as Oliver lies outside of the ring on the arena floor. Brett orders his minions to hold Marshall up while Brett repeatedly slaps Marshall in the face. Marshall struggles to break free but he is unable to do so.

Finally, a dazed Oliver gets to his feet and he reenters the ring but he is no match for Brett, Sammy, and Justin and Oliver is heaved out of the ring by the trio. Soon a group of SWF officials rush down to the ring and breakup this attack.]

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American Machine vs. Joe Sexy

In a decent match, Joe Sexy defeated American Machine by pinfall with a One Night Stand.

Time: 11:01

Match Rating: 75

[Prior to the start of the main event, we are shown footage of Brandon James’ viciously attacking Valiant on Supreme TV this past Tuesday night.]

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Brett Biggins vs. Brandon James with Krissy Angelle

In a decent match, Brandon James defeated Brett Biggins by pinfall with a Big Money Move.

Time: 9:46

Match Rating: 76

[brandon James and Krissy Angelle are in the ring celebrating Brandon’s victory over Brett Biggins when Valiant rushes down to the ring and begins brawling with the big man. Brandon and Valiant are hitting each other with everything they got. This brawl soon spills out to the arena floor and at one point Brandon slams Valiant’s head into the steel stairs.

A team of SWF officials rush down to the ring to separate the two men but it is to no avail as both men keep breaking away from the officials and charging right back at their foe. SWF Uprising play-by-play announcer Jerry Eisen informs the audience that the show is out of time and the show fades to black as Valiant and Brandon continue their ringside brawl.]

Diary Table Of Contents:

Roster, SWF Title Histories, SWF Past Shows

Post Show Thoughts:

1. First and foremost I have to run the lame joke I do every year which is...

I would like to wish all of my American readers a Happy Fourth of July. As for all of my non-American readers, well I wish you all a happy Monday.

2. John Greed is based on Charlie Manson (Well John is not going to order his followers to go out and kill people). I remember watching 60 Minutes where Mike Wallace (At least I think it was Mike Wallace) interviewed Charlie Manson and Mason was saying all of this off the wall nutty crap. Talking about being in the trees and in people's minds. I remember thinking how only drugged out baby boomers would have been dumb enough to follow this guy.

3. I have no idea why I gave both Joe Sexy and Mikey Lau interview time. What I wrote for them was terrible but I needed to fill space on the show and so I gave them that space.

4. Yes I am well aware that I have still not filled out the index pages. No I have no idea when I will do them.

5. Remember that big screw-up I mentioned at the start of the diary? Well it turned out to be nothing. I will go into details about it after the next show, which is the PPV When Hell Freezes Over.

6. Speaking of which I make do a prediction thingy for the PPV and if I do it will not be a contest. So anyone picking in it will just be picking for the heck of it. That's if I decide to do it.

I still have to write the PPV and there is no telling how long that is going to take.

Ooh things are getting interesting at the top of the card... I'm loving Eric Eisen's antics, though! I hope he manages to offend a new superstar every week (unless you have someone specific in mind that he'll feud with). I know you have to schedule Freddie A. Garcia for a confrontation! And speaking of Freddie... you had the Platinum Blondes lose?! whassup with dat?! Although the post match altercation had all the makings of a tag team turmoil match LOL I'm trying a new system where my post is just one long paragraph instead of bullet points, just to make it look longer

EDIT: Loved the Crippler segment, too, BTW. Especially liked that he didn't run away from ol' Jackie Bruce.

Well Freddie is Canadian, so who knows maybe something will happen down the road.

michgcs · July 5, 2016

I agree that Mikey Lau (the in-ring announcer called him Martin Lau) has got to be the lamest, stalest, babyface-iest whitest non-white guy on your roster LOL That promo made me cringe IRL (which should've been the intended reaction, in the first place...)

I did love the John Greed promo, though. Good stuff.

Curious to see if the Dillon-Kobb reunion leads to something bigger (a blood feud sounds about right LOL).

Yes... Freddie sure is... Canadian. Among other things LOLOLOLOL

BHK1978 · July 26, 2016

This diary is not dead. I am writing it at a glacial pace but it is not dead. I am opening up predictions for this show. As I said previously, this will not be a contest so if you want to predict you are more than welcome to do so. If you do not want to pick...well I will have no idea that you don't want to pick so it will not matter to me.<img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> <div style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF/SWF_WhenHell.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/SWF_WhenHell.jpg</a> SWF Tag Team Title Match: The Amazing Bumfholes vs. The Awesomeness © SWF North American Championship Match: Joey Morgan © vs. Paul Huntingdon Valiant vs. Brandon James Eric Eisen or Squeeky McClean vs. ??? First Blood Match: Jack Bruce vs. The Crippler Single Elimination Triple Threat Match for the SWF World Heavyweight Championship: Angry Gilmore vs. Rouge vs. Remo</div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="michgcs" data-cite="michgcs" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="41796" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>I agree that Mikey Lau (the in-ring announcer called him Martin Lau) has got to be the lamest, stalest, babyface-iest whitest non-white guy on your roster LOL That promo made me cringe IRL (which should've been the intended reaction, in the first place...) I did love the John Greed promo, though. Good stuff. Curious to see if the Dillon-Kobb reunion leads to something bigger (a blood feud sounds about right LOL). Yes... Freddie sure is... Canadian. Among other things LOLOLOLOL</div></blockquote> What are you trying to insinuate about Fabulous, Fierce Freddie? The Mikey Lau promo was nowhere near as bad as the Joe Sexy one. I reread that promo and it made absolutely no sense, I cannot figure out for the life of me what I was trying to say in that first sentence and I wrote the damn thing. I intentionally did not edit it so that others could scratch their heads when reading it. I would chalk it up to lack of sleep because looking at the time stamp I probably wrote that at two in the morning my time and posted it on here an hour later (I do remember that being the last promo I wrote before posting it on here.).

Zergon · July 26, 2016

SWF Tag Team Title Match:

The Amazing Bumfholes vs. The Awesomeness ©

I go with slighly boring, no title changes in first PPV rule (yes, that´s a rule for me but rules are ment to be broken <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />), espesially since I kind of remember that most title reigns in SWF were quite young when the game started.

SWF North American Championship Match:

Joey Morgan © vs. Paul Huntingdon

Same thing here.

Valiant vs. Brandon James

Just going with personal preference here.

Eric Eisen or Squeeky McClean vs. ???

I guess it´s some foreign worker with decent popularity. Oh, and Eisen certainly won´t be fighting himself if given option not to so Squeeky takes the loss here.

First Blood Match:

Jack Bruce vs. The Crippler

I know I´m likely wrong here since it´s Bruce but I figure this could be the best option to give Crippler a win (if the plan is to push him) without Bruce looking too weak as all you need to do is get the blood flow so Jack doesn´t need to be pinned or knocked out in order to lose this one.

Single Elimination Triple Threat Match for the SWF World Heavyweight Championship:

Angry Gilmore vs. Rouge vs. Remo

Title match so you know were this is going by now.

michgcs · July 27, 2016

Listen, if you've seen the Kalisto draft promo from last week, then you'll know EXACTLY how Joe Sexy must've felt LOL And if you haven't seen the Kalisto promo yet... you should!

SWF Tag Team Title Match:

The Amazing Bumfholes vs. The Awesomeness ©

SWF North American Championship Match:

Joey Morgan © vs. Paul Huntingdon

Valiant vs. Brandon James

Eric Eisen or Squeeky McClean vs. ???

Gotta go with ???

First Blood Match:

Jack Bruce vs. The Crippler

I like how Zergon thinks LOL But I think the First Blood rule can give Jackie the win without making Crippler look too bad

Single Elimination Triple Threat Match for the SWF World Heavyweight Championship:

Angry Gilmore vs. Rouge vs. Remo

I agree with Zergon (shocking, I know!) and I don't think the other really stand a chance

Jingo · July 27, 2016

SWF Tag Team Title Match:

The Amazing Bumfholes vs. The Awesomeness ©

The name Bumfhole does not scream title holder... Or we can go with the No Title change rule on the first PPV (Thanks Zergon), although i'm often guilty of breaking that rule myself - But rules are made to be broken... Riiight!?

SWF North American Championship Match:

Joey Morgan © vs. Paul Huntingdon

Prefer Huntingdon just about to Morgan, but again i'll go with no change here.

Valiant vs. Brandon James

Brandon James is more my kind of guy, but your booking has me thinking Valiant goes over here... Somehow!

Eric Eisen or Squeeky McClean vs. ???

I'll go with Mr Squiggle.

First Blood Match:

Jack Bruce vs. The Crippler

I like The Crippler's chances... But i'm going with Bruce, seems the easy option.

Single Elimination Triple Threat Match for the SWF World Heavyweight Championship:

Angry Gilmore vs. Rouge vs. Remo

I cant pick Rouge here .. Rogue on the other hand... I kid, i kid. I'll be boring and say Remo retains.

BHK1978 · July 28, 2016

<div style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF/SWF.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/SWF.jpg</a> SWF Presents: When Hell Freezes Over 2016 <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF/SWF_WhenHell.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF/SWF_WhenHell.jpg</a> Location: Miami, Florida Attendance: 25,180 Date: Sunday, January, 17, 2016 PPV Buy Rate: 5.08 Show Rating: 87</div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="41796" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/DuaneFry_alt1.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/DuaneFry_alt1.jpg</a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/EmmaChase.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/EmmaChase.jpg</a> [The show begins with an overhead shot of the crowd as pyrotechnics are fired off. The theme song for this year’s When Hell Freezes Over is blaring as the crowd in Miami is going nuts. We are then taken to the announcer’s table which is ringside where Duane Fry welcomes us to When Hell Freezes Over 2016. He introduces himself and his broadcast partner Emma Chase. Emma and Duane then run down the card before we head up to the ring for the first match of the evening.]</div></div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="41796" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">The following match is for the SWF World Tag Team Championships: <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/SWF_Tag.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/SWF_Tag.jpg</a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/SWF_Tag.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/SWF_Tag.jpg</a> <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/RandyBumfhole.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/RandyBumfhole.jpg</a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/ZimmyBumfhole.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/ZimmyBumfhole.jpg</a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/vs6.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/vs6.jpg</a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/b7bf14e5-978e-4da5-9458-bc68be14d920_zps4i9fomqt.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/b7bf14e5-978e-4da5-9458-bc68be14d920_zps4i9fomqt.jpg</a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/Jefferson20Stardust_zpshmfgplnh.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/Jefferson20Stardust_zpshmfgplnh.jpg</a> The Amazing Bumfholes vs. The Awesomeness © Match:</div> <ul><li>Most fans felt this match would be a fast-paced, non-stop action type of match and it was anything but that during the opening moments of the match. </li><li>Instead there seemed to be a prolonged feeling out process between the champions and the challengers. </li><li>With both teams fully realizing what was at stake in this match, neither team seemed to be willing to take any huge risks that may come back and haunt them later on in the match. </li><li>The champions were the first to gain the advantage in the match as they were able to isolate Zimmy in their corner. </li><li>The Awesomeness kept Zimmy in their corners by making quick tags so that there was always a fresh man in the ring to inflict punishment. </li><li>They also skillfully used impressive double team tactics. </li><li>Zimmy began to fight back but he ended up eating a vicious Savate kick from Huey. </li><li>Huey and Jefferson then began to play air guitars as they gloated over what Huey had just done. </li><li>This air guitar concert lasted long enough for Zimmy to make it back to his feet and tag Randy into the match. </li><li>Randy came into the match like a man possessed, hitting everything that moved. </li><li>Randy knocked Huey down to the canvas and then knocked Jefferson off the ring rope. </li><li>Randy then picked Huey up and nailed him with a Bumfhole Buster. </li><li>It was at this point that Randy covered Huey for the pin but before Referee Darren Smith could slap the ring mat for a third time Jefferson had taken Huey’s leg and put in on the bottom rope. </li><li>A livid Randy began yelling at Darren Smith as Jefferson dragged his partner out of the ring. </li><li>The champions then proceeded to hightail it out of the ringside area as Referee Darren Smith counted them out (Randy and Zimmy tried to pursue the champions before the champs headed to the locker room but they were unable to catch them as the brothers Bumfhole were pretty beat up from the match).</li></ul></div></blockquote> <div style="text-align:center;">Winners by way of count out: The Amazing Bumfholes Time: 14:29 Match Rating: 80</div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="41796" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>[We are now taken to the backstage interview area where Jerry Eisen is standing by with Angry Gilmore and the lovely Jessie.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/JerryEisen_alt1.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/JerryEisen_alt1.jpg</a> Jerry Eisen: Angry Gilmore tonight you alongside Rouge are a challenger for the SWF World Heavyweight Championship. Do you feel like you have a good chance a bringing the title back to you? [Gilmore looks…well angry at such a dumb question, but then a smile creeps across his face.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/AngryGilmore.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/AngryGilmore.jpg</a> Angry Gilmore: If I didn’t think I had a good chance I would not go down to the ring tonight… I will say that I am a little annoyed…no, no…annoyed isn’t the word I am looking for…no…I am a little peeved. Nah…that’s not right either…no I am angry…yeah that’s the right word angry. I am angry over the fact that Rouge has managed to weasel his way into my rematch tonight. He doesn’t belong in the match tonight…this should be my rematch and it should be a one-on-one match. But that isn’t the case and Jessie has helped me accept that. So tonight I am going to keep my eyes on the prize and I am going to walk out of here as a two-time SWF World Heavyweight Champion. Because day after day, year after year, and now decade after decade, I have proven one thing and that is that I am the best wrestler in the world. So it is only right that I once again wear the most prestigious World Championship in the world.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="41796" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>[We are now shown a video package that recaps the feud between Paul Huntingdon and Joey Morgan. We are shown a clip of when Morgan defeated Huntingdon for the North American Title. Then we are shown clips of the various times over the past two months that Huntingdon did underhanded things in order to try and get “his” North American Championship back. The video concludes with talking segments from both men.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/Aristocrat.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/Aristocrat.jpg</a> Paul Huntingdon: People can call me whiny…people can call me a little bitch…they can even call me bitter. And you know what? Those would all be apt descriptions of me. I have been whiny…I have bitched a lot…and I am bitter…oh so very bitter. I am all of those things because I worked my way up the card here in the SWF, I am the homegrown talent who became a star and it was all taken away from me. One minute I was riding high and showing all of those people who doubted me just how great I was. Three seconds later I was back to being nothing again. Joey Morgan you might be the high priced free agent, you might be the flavor of the month, and you might even be the front office’s golden boy. But after tonight you’ll be just another poor sap without a title. Because I am going to take back what is mine. <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/Joey20Minnesota_zpsnzopexvp.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/Joey20Minnesota_zpsnzopexvp.jpg</a> Joey Morgan: Paul I don’t know if I should pity you, laugh at you, or hate you. Look man I get that you are depressed over losing this puppy here. This title gave you validation, it gave you credibility. For once you weren’t a joke in the eyes of everyone…you had control and power and you felt that you could build on your legacy. Then I came along and took it all away from you. That has to be a bitter pill to swallow. The thing is Paul you’re delusional if you think I did not earn this belt. I have been in this business for a long time…I’ve wrestled in parking lots and I’ve wrestled in sold out arenas. I was not handed this title because someone in the front office to a liking to me, I did not win this title because I was a high priced free agent and the company needed to see a return on their investment. No I won this title because I earned it. I’ve been a champion everywhere I’ve been and that is just a simple fact. Tonight you may very well take back what you think is yours. But, you’ll have to earn it and trust me when I say this that will be no easy task.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="41796" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">The following match is for the SWF North American Championship: <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/SWF_NA.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/SWF_NA.jpg</a> http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/Joey20Minnesota_zpsnzopexvp.jpg<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/vs6.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/vs6.jpg</a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/Aristocrat.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/Aristocrat.jpg</a> Joey Morgan © vs. Paul Huntingdon Match:</div> <ul><li>If the SWF were to show a tale of the tape one would see that these men are pretty evenly matched. </li><li>Both have roughly the same amount of experience, both weigh around the same. </li><li>The difference is that one guy has an inferiority complex while the other is extremely confident in his abilities and it showed during this match. </li><li>For the entire match Paul felt as if he had to prove that he belonged in this match and because of this he took a lot of unnecessary risks that he would not normally take. </li><li>Joey’s laid back approach was perfect for the type of offense that Paul was throwing at him because anytime Paul would screw up Joey was able to capitalize. </li><li>In the end Joey was able to retain his championship after putting Paul down with an Empire Spiral.</li></ul></div></blockquote> <div style="text-align:center;">Winner and still SWF North American Champion: Joey Morgan Match: 15:16 Match Rating: 79</div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="41796" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>[We are now shown a pre-taped promo featuring Brandon James and his manager Krissy Angelle. Krissy is wearing a Catholic Schoolgirl uniform and sucking on a lollypop as Brandon paces in the background. Krissy stops sucking on her lollypop to address Brandon’s opponent tonight Valiant.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/Krissy20Angelle_zpscwhddqzz.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/Krissy20Angelle_zpscwhddqzz.jpg</a> Krissy Angelle: Valiant since I was a teenager, men have wondered how they could turn me on. What makes me hot? Well tonight I am going to let you in on that little secret Valiant. The quickest way to turn me on…the quickest way to my heart is to see my man beat the ever living crap out of another man. Nothing gets me more excited and tonight I have a feeling that I am going to be very excited because my man beast Brandon is going to be unleashed on you Valiant and he is going to beat you to within an inch of your pitiful life. And that will make me a very…very happy woman… [Krissy winks at the camera and smile before she starts licking her lollypop again while Brandon stands directly behind her with a menacing look on his face.]</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="41796" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/Valiant.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/Valiant.jpg</a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/vs6.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/vs6.jpg</a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/BigCatBrandon_alt2.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/BigCatBrandon_alt2.jpg</a> with <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/Krissy20Angelle_zpscwhddqzz.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/Krissy20Angelle_zpscwhddqzz.jpg</a> Valiant vs. Brandon James with Krissy Angelle Match:</div> <ul><li>Prior to the start of the match, Brandon looked like a deranged, caged animal as he waited for Valiant to come down to the ring. </li><li>Brandon came charging at Valiant as soon as Valiant stepped out from behind the backstage curtain. </li><li>The two men brawled their way down to ringside before finally entering the ring. </li><li>This match resembled an MMA fight more than a wrestling match during the opening minutes as both men threw strikes at each other. </li><li>Valiant, fully understanding that he could not continue to match the much stronger and heavier Brandon with strikes, decided to try and take Brandon off his feet. </li><li>Sadly for Valiant he was not successful in this endeavor and it cost him as Brandon was able to gain control of the action. </li><li>The next few minutes of the match saw Brandon beating up on Valiant and tossing him around the ring like a ragdoll. </li><li>Valiant would get bursts of offense in but it was never enough to do any serious damage to Brandon. </li><li>Brandon soon got cocky and began toying with Valiant. </li><li>Brandon would make half-hearted pin attempts and began taunting the fans. </li><li>It was at this point that the fans began to chant Valiant’s name over and over again. </li><li>Valiant seemed to feed off the positive vibes that the crowd was giving him and he was soon able to mount a comeback. </li><li>Valiant had Brandon reeling and was about to go for his finisher the V-Split when Krissy decided it was time to jump up on the ring apron. </li><li>Krissy, who was still wearing her schoolgirl uniform, began to dance seductively on the ring apron. </li><li>Valiant, being just like any other heterosexual man, stopped and looked at the lovely Krissy. </li><li>This distraction helped Brandon clear the cobwebs and he was able to nail Valiant with a Big Money Move. </li><li>Three seconds later Brandon was declared the victor in this contest. </li></ul></div></blockquote> <div style="text-align:center;">Winner: Brandon James Time: 15:30 Match Rating: 79</div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="41796" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>[Eric Eisen and his Chief of Staff Squeeky McClean head down to the ring. Eric is sharply dressed wearing a black suit, white dress shirt, and a blue tie, while sporting the now infamous, “Make SWF Great Again”, red hat. The fans boo as the Supreme Scion and his Chief of Staff enter the ring. This does not bother Eric in the least bit as he smiles and waves to the fans. A ring attendant hands Eric a microphone and Eric then begins to address the crowd.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/EricEisen_alt5.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/EricEisen_alt5.jpg</a> Eric Eisen: I love you Miami! I’ll tell you what, I always get such a tremendous response from people everywhere I go and it is so very touching. I think the fans as a whole are really getting behind my make SWF great again movement and it really makes me feel so tremendous. Sure there are some detractors but they are mostly people from Mexico and Canada and we all know those people don’t matter. At least not in my SWF... [The fans really start to boo Eric and Eric once again just stands there and smiles.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/EricEisen_alt5.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/EricEisen_alt5.jpg</a> Eric Eisen: You know tonight I don’t have an actual match…which is shocking but true. I mean here I am the son of the great Richard Eisen and I don’t even have a match. I think it is because most people in the locker room fear me. They know that I was the only man to beat silly Skull DeBones in a Portal to Hell match and so nobody wants to get into this ring with me. Now normally I would relish having a night off…you know I’m not getting any younger and I do have some nagging injuries…but…I feel a sort of obligation to you the fans. You paid your hard earn money to see an Eisen and my lame ass brother Jerry just won’t cut it. No you’ve paid to see me compete…you want to see the Supreme Scion in action. Well your wish is my command. Right now I would like to put out an open challenge to any non-native born members on the SWF roster. I am standing right here and I am ready for action…I will even fight you with my suit on. However, if anyone does come down here they must understand that if they lose to me they will also lose their job here in the SWF. I will then call up my friends in Immigration and have them deported back from whence they came. Because the SWF is a company built by Americans for Americans and there is no need for any foreign scum to be on this roster! [Eric pauses for a moment and stares at the entrance ramp, waiting for someone to come out and challenge him. He then turns and looks at Squeeky who just shrugs his shoulders.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/EricEisen_alt5.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/EricEisen_alt5.jpg</a> Eric Eisen: Typical foreigners…they are all so sneaky. They want to come over here and steal American jobs and… [Just then the lights in the arena go completely dark. All one can see is the lights from lighters and smartphones. There is a buzzing among the fans because most can figure out what is about to happen. Moments later the crowd erupts as the lights go on and standing in front of Eric and Squeeky is the Avenging Angel Skull DeBones. Both Eric and Squeeky look like they are about to crap their pants as Skull stands there motionlessly. Eric screams at Squeeky to, “Do something!”, Eric then pushes Squeeky towards Skull. Skull grabs Squeeky by the throat and hoists him up and chokeslams him down to the mat. While this was going on Eric bailed out of the ring and ran back to the dressing room, leaving his Chief of Staff to deal with the Avenging Angel. This leads us to…]</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="41796" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/Skull20DeBones_zpsecsx5agq.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/Skull20DeBones_zpsecsx5agq.jpg</a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/vs6.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/vs6.jpg</a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/SqueekyMcClean.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/SqueekyMcClean.jpg</a> Skull DeBones vs. Squeeky McClean Match:</div> <ul><li>Skull did not seem particularly interested in his newly found opponent. </li><li>One cannot really blame him as his issue was not with Squeeky, it was with Eric and so Skull’s attention was more focused on if Eric would come back to ringside. </li><li>This helped Squeeky out because he was able to gain control of the match whenever Skull became distracted, which was often. </li><li>Skull managed to absorb quite a beating from Squeeky but Skull always managed to comeback and it seemed that nothing in Squeeky’s offensive arsenal was enough to permanently put down the Avenging Angel. </li><li>That did not stop Squeeky from trying. </li><li>Squeeky even took Skull down with his Stain Removal finisher and after doing so he took a little breather to admire his work. </li><li>This obviously was not a wise move on the part of Squeeky, as Skull slowly sat up and turned his head to look at Squeeky. </li><li>This unnerved Squeeky as he looked down at Skull as if he had just seen a ghost. </li><li>Skull then slowly stood up, it was at this point that Squeeky rushed at Skull throwing everything he had at him but Skull no sold anything Squeeky did to him. </li><li>Skull then dropped Squeeky with a Skull Krusher and three seconds later that was she wrote for Eric Eisen’s Chief of Staff.</li></ul></div></blockquote> <div style="text-align:center;">Winner: Skull DeBones Time: 14:23 Match Rating: 81</div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="41796" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div> [We are now shown a video recap of the Jack Bruce, Crippler feud. In the clip we see the night that the Crippler nearly ended Jack Bruce’s career. We see footage of Jack’s doctor telling Jack that he might never wrestle again. We then see Jack’s rehab videos and his return to the SWF. Once the clips are over with we see a pre-taped talking segment with the Crippler.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/The20Crippler_zpstaew3frw.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/The20Crippler_zpstaew3frw.jpg</a> The Crippler: People keep on saying what I did to Jack Bruce was wrong. They say that I am a reprehensible person because I tried to end his career. Well those people can kiss my ass! For years I was the butt of jokes in the SWF locker room. Nobody gave me an ounce of respect because I was forced to come down to the ring dressed as a giant lobster. I was forced to slap the dirty, snot infested hands of children in the crowd as I made my way down to the ring and to top it off I had to smile while doing so! I was a broken man…and that is why what I did to Jack Bruce was not wrong. What I did to Jack Bruce made me whole again…I was able to walk around in the locker room with pride once again. Tonight Jack I am going to make you bleed like a stuck pig and I will feel even better about myself as I watch the blood gush down your forehead. [We now head over to the backstage interview set where Jerry Eisen is standing by with Jack Bruce.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/JerryEisen_alt1.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/JerryEisen_alt1.jpg</a> Jerry Eisen: Jack we’ve just heard what the Crippler had to say… <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/JackBruce.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/JackBruce.jpg</a> Jack Bruce: Yeah and he sounds like a damn broken record Jerry. He’s all like…my mommy didn’t love me…Dick Eisen made me dress up like a lobster…I wear adult diapers… Quit your crying Lobby. Look we all know you weren’t complaining when you were cashing those sizable merchandise checks you got for being the Lobster Warrior. So I don’t know why you are crying about the lack of respect shown to you. I mean most folks in the locker room were jealous of the amount of money you made. But that is not what tonight is about…tonight is about revenge. You see I am a joker…I enjoy cutting promos and making people laugh…but tonight it’s personal. Lobby you tried to end my career and you might have succeeded in doing so if I were a weaker man. One thing I am not is weak though. I grew up on the streets of New York City…I had to fight for everything I got. For the past nearly six months all I have thought about is one thing and one thing only and that is revenge. Tonight after months of rehab, after being told by my doctors to never step in the ring…I will finally get my sweet revenge. Lobby, I’m ready to rock. Are you?</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="41796" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">The following match is a First Blood Match: <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/JackBruce.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/JackBruce.jpg</a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/vs6.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/vs6.jpg</a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/The20Crippler_zpstaew3frw.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/The20Crippler_zpstaew3frw.jpg</a> Jack Bruce vs. The Crippler Match:</div> <ul><li>The Crippler didn’t wait for Jack to come down to the ring, he (The Crippler) instead rushed towards the stage where the wrestlers come out and began brawling with Jack as soon as Jack came out from behind the backstage curtain. </li><li>Both combatants continued to brawl on the stage throwing each other into the various set pieces on the stage (such as the giant SWF logo that is always found on the stage at every SWF show.). </li><li>Jack tossed the Crippler off the stage and then when a groggy Crippler finally got back to his feet, Jack launched himself at the Crippler nailing him with a flying clothesline. </li><li>An SWF chant broke out as both men lie on the ground, neither one of them were very mobile. </li><li>Surprisingly enough it was the Crippler who got to his feet first. </li><li>For the next few minutes of the match it was the Crippler who dealt out the vast majority of the punishment as he tossed Jack into the metal guardrail and continuously rammed Jack’s head into the steel ramp that leads the wrestlers down to the ring. </li><li>After the Crippler rammed Jack’s head into the ramp for the sixth time, the Crippler yelled at Referee Ric Young to check to see if Jack was bleeding. </li><li>Ric checked on Jack and saw no blood and he then informed the Crippler that the match would continue. </li><li>A livid and frustrated Crippler grabbed Jack by his hair and then yelled at him, “Why won’t you bleed!” </li><li>The Crippler then dragged Jack towards the ring, upon getting to the ringside area the Crippler tossed Jack down to the floor. </li><li>An angry Crippler then demanded that the timekeeper give up the steel chair he was sitting in. The timekeeper, who was very scared, obliged and the Crippler threw the chair inside the ring. </li><li>The Crippler picked up the still motionless Jack and pushed him into the rings under the bottom rope. </li><li>The crowd started chanting, “Let’s rock!”, as a rallying cry for their motionless hero, the Crippler smiled as he looked out into the crowd. He (The Crippler) then shouted out, “He ain’t gonna be rocking nothing because he’s about to have a broken neck!” </li><li>The Crippler then tried to set Jack up for a Tombstone Piledriver onto the steel chair but it was at this point that Jack began to fight back. </li><li>Jack soon gained the advantage and quickly dropped the Crippler with a New York Minute directly on to the steel chair. </li><li>Referee Ric Young quickly checks to see if there is any blood coming from the Crippler and when he sees that there is none he informs Jack that the match must go on. </li><li>Jack then decides to bash the Crippler’s head into the steel chair over and over again and the Crippler is wearing the crimson mask soon enough. </li><li>This means that Jack Bruce has won his first match back in the SWF after having been gone for almost six months.</li></ul></div></blockquote> <div style="text-align:center;">Winner: Jack Bruce Time: 18:07 Match Rating: 88</div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="41796" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>[it is almost time for the main event but before that can happen we are treated to a video recap of what lead us to the Gilmore and Rouge challenging Remo for the SWF World Heavyweight Championship. After the clips are done showing we get short little talking segments from each of the combatants. First up is Rouge who has a devil-may-care smile on his face.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/JackGiedroyc_alt2.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/JackGiedroyc_alt2.jpg</a> Rouge: Many feel as if I don’t deserve to be in the main event tonight. They say that I had me chance to regain the SWF World Title and I blew it. Well that’s all fine and dandy but I don’t care what people say. I am in this match tonight because I bloody belong here and at the end of the night my hand will be raised in victory. [Angry Gilmore is the second competitor to talk and he is, as always, flanked by his lovely wife Jessie. Gilmore looks as intense as ever before he begins to speak.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/AngryGilmore.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/AngryGilmore.jpg</a> Angry Gilmore: Everyone knows I am the best at what I do. Some may see that as me being cocky but it is not cocky if you’re stating a fact. Rouge…you in no way, shape, or form, belong in this match tonight. This was supposed to be my rematch…but you forced your way into the picture and now I have to deal with you. But that’s cool because I don’t have to pin Remo to become the new SWF World Champion…I can just beat you for the title again. Remo…you’re a juggernaut…you’re one of the toughest men I have ever faced off against. But everybody has a weakness and trust me when I say this…I’ll find your weakness and I will exploit it. That’s just what I do, I exploit weaknesses…because I am the best at what I do. [The SWF World Champion is the final person in the main event to speak. He stares coldly into the camera before he begins to speak.] <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/Remo.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/Remo.jpg</a> Remo: I am at the top of the food chain here in the SWF. Rouge…Gilmore…you have to beat me and I have proven that is not something that is easily done. I’m not going to stand here and tell the two of you what I am about to do. Nah, I will just show you in the ring what I am going to do. Angry Gilmore, Rouge…I would be very afraid of what I am about to do to the two of you.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="41796" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">The Following Match is a Triple Threat single elimination match for the SWF World Heavyweight Championship: <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/SWF_World.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/SWF_World.jpg</a> <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/AngryGilmore.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/AngryGilmore.jpg</a> with <a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/Jessie.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/Jessie.jpg</a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/vs6.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/vs6.jpg</a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/JackGiedroyc_alt2.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/JackGiedroyc_alt2.jpg</a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/vs6.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/vs6.jpg</a><a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/user/BHK1978/media/SWF%202/Remo.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/SWF%202/Remo.jpg</a> Angry Gilmore with Jessie vs. Rouge vs. Remo © Match:</div> <ul><li>The bell rings and Rouge looks over at Remo and asks Remo if he would be willing to team up with him (Rouge) in order to take Gilmore out of the equation. Remo stares coldly at Rogue and does not reply. </li><li>Rouge then nervously smiles at Gilmore and asks Gilmore if he would team up with him (Rouge) in order to take Remo out of the equation. Gilmore laughs and says, “Hell no!” </li><li>Gilmore then looks over at Remo and they both come to the same conclusion and they both rush Rouge. </li><li>Remo and Gilmore then begin to use double team tactics on Rouge and finally Remo lifts Rouge over his head and tosses him outside of the ring. </li><li>Remo then turns his attention towards Gilmore and the two of them begin to fight each other. </li><li>Gilmore is holding his own with the champ but it is clear that standing in the center of the ring and trading strikes with Remo is not the optimal strategy for Gilmore if he wants to win the match. </li><li>As Remo and Gilmore continued to battle inside the ring, Rouge decided he wanted no part of the action and decided to sit down at the announcer’s table and join in on commentary. Rouge told Duane and Emma that he needed to take a breather as he plopped his feet up on the announcer’s table. </li><li>Gilmore was clearly none too pleased over the fact that Rouge decided to “take a break” and so Gilmore went after Rouge and started to fight him at the announcer’s table. </li><li>Remo soon joined the fray and all three men began fighting ringside. </li><li>The three of them soon reentered the ring and once again Rouge was tossed out of the ring by Remo, so that Remo could focus his rage on Gilmore. </li><li>Rouge once again heads over to the announcer’s table and says he is going reenter the match once he feels he can win. </li><li>Gilmore was able to gain control of the match and it soon got to the point where Gilmore realized that he could win the match. </li><li>Gilmore took Remo down with an Anger Management and he then covered the champion for the pin. </li><li>However, before Referee Shane Stones could slap the mat for the third time Rouge reentered the ring and kicked Gilmore in the back. </li><li>This led to Gilmore and Rouge squaring off as Remo rolled out of the ring to recuperate. </li><li>Rouge and Gilmore did not hold back as each man did all they could to weaken the other. </li><li>Gilmore gained the upper hand in this battle and he brought Rouge down with an Anger Management. </li><li>Gilmore then went over to cover Rouge but Remo reentered the ring and pulled Gilmore off Rouge. </li><li>Remo was able to nail Gilmore with a Destroyer but before he could even attempt to pin Gilmore, Rogue attacked Remo. </li><li>At first Remo seemed to be shaken by Rouge’s attack but he quickly regained his composure and dropped Rouge with a Destroyer. </li><li>Remo quickly looked over at Gilmore, who was still lying on the mat, before covering Rouge for the pinfall and the victory.</li></ul></div></blockquote> <div style="text-align:center;">Winner and still SWF World Heavyweight Champion: Remo Time: 21:54 Match Rating: 84</div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="41796" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>[The show ends with Remo holding the SWF World Heavyweight championship over his head as both Gilmore and Rouge lie on the mat at his feet. On commentary Duane Fry wonders if there is anyone who stands a chance at beating Remo.]</div></blockquote> <div style="text-align:center;">Diary Table Of Contents: <a href="http://www.greydogsoftware.com/forum/showpost.php?p=2160941&postcount=2" rel="external nofollow">Roster</a>, <a href="http://www.greydogsoftware.com/forum/showpost.php?p=2160943&postcount=3" rel="external nofollow">SWF Title Histories</a>, <a href="http://www.greydogsoftware.com/forum/showpost.php?p=2160944&postcount=4" rel="external nofollow">SWF Past Shows</a> Post Show Notes:</div> 1. First and foremost I would like to thank Jingo, michgcs, and Zergon for making predictions. 2. I know I stink at match write-ups but that North American Championship one was pretty bad. It was the last thing I wrote and I had no idea what to put. That is one of the main reasons why it takes me so long to post shows is because I hate doing match write-ups. 3. The game breaking mistake that turned out to be nothing was about my PPV. You see I was able to get a PPV contract with one of the Mexican PPV companies (I do not remember which one and I do not have my game open to look it up). Anyway, I signed a contract with the Mexican company to show my PPV in Prime Time while the American contract is for late night (At least I think once again I do not have my game open). I could not figure out how to fix it and so I thought I might end up having to run two pay-per-views. I did figure out how to fix it and so they are both shown in late night. 4. I did what I always do when I run the SWF, I changed the PPV day to Sunday. I just cannot wrap my head around holding a PPV on a Thursday. Friday, Saturday, or Sunday sure. But a Thursday? That just seems odd. 5. Normally I would have had Jack lose his match to The Crippler. I did not because in the game this is supposed to be his first match back after being gone for almost six months. Therefore, I felt he had to win here. 6. I have no clue what I am going to do with Skull DeBones. He only appears on pay-per-views (and angles on TV) so it is going to be tough trying to keep him relevant. Right now I am going to have him continue to feud with Eric but Eric will have others to occupy his time when Skull is not on the card.

michgcs · July 28, 2016

1. Damn, I didn't enjoy the way Jack Bruce beat The Crippler-- I thought it would've been a fluke win, like he inadvertently got cut or something.

2. Glad that I predicted when I did. I thought about predicting later on or tomorrow since you said you weren't done with the show, but glad I changed my mind and didn't miss the imaginary prediction contest <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> I think I got them all correct, right?

3. Paul Huntingdon vs Joey Morgan. Now that's a feud that should go on for a while... if you plan on turning Paul face? His promo sure felt that way. I can see what you mean with the match write-up. So I guess this feud shouldn't go on <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

4. Skull DeBones is only available on PPVs? That sucks. Maybe you can package him in a talent exchange? LOL He needed 14 minutes to beat Squeeky, he sucks now <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/rolleyes.png.4b097f4fbbe99ce5bcd5efbc1b773ed6.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Maybe he can turn into Eric's new PPV-only enforcer or something...

5. I forgot that the Awful Bumfholes "won." I liked the air guitar bit from the Awesomeness, but I still think they need a better team name <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

BHK1978 · August 22, 2016

Normally I would not do this because I hate it when others cheap bump their diaries but I just wanted to say this diary is not dead. I have had some stuff come up in real life that has lead me to not having the time to write and when I do have the time to write I just do not feel like writing.

I have started writing the next show but I have only completed one match and one segment so I am not sure when the next show will go up but I think I should be able to get it up before the end of the month. Don't hold me to that though.

1. Damn, I didn't enjoy the way Jack Bruce beat The Crippler-- I thought it would've been a fluke win, like he inadvertently got cut or something.

2. Glad that I predicted when I did. I thought about predicting later on or tomorrow since you said you weren't done with the show, but glad I changed my mind and didn't miss the imaginary prediction contest I think I got them all correct, right?

3. Paul Huntingdon vs Joey Morgan. Now that's a feud that should go on for a while... if you plan on turning Paul face? His promo sure felt that way. I can see what you mean with the match write-up. So I guess this feud shouldn't go on

4. Skull DeBones is only available on PPVs? That sucks. Maybe you can package him in a talent exchange? LOL He needed 14 minutes to beat Squeeky, he sucks now Maybe he can turn into Eric's new PPV-only enforcer or something...

5. I forgot that the Awful Bumfholes "won." I liked the air guitar bit from the Awesomeness, but I still think they need a better team name

I can use Skull in angles but I would rather have him around for matches as well. Especially seeing how weak the fan favorite side of the main event scene is in the SWF.

Hey Squeeky is no pushover. Plus I always try to have any match featuring a main event and upper midcard worker go around fifteen minutes or so. Granted I do not do it all of the time but for the most part that is my own personal rule of thumb.

I cannot take full credit for the air guitar thing. There were these two local wrestlers back in the 1990's who used to do that in their matches. Oh and you will have to complain to Adam about the Awesomeness' name...I had nothing to do with their name.

michgcs · August 23, 2016

Glad to see that it isn't dead. I always appreciate posts like that every once in a while, if only so that your followers know that a show's just around the corner <img alt="

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BHK1978 · September 23, 2016

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Supreme TV

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Location: Atlanta, Georgia

Tuesday, January 19, 2016

Attendance: 15,000

Rating on C.A.N.N. : 11.06

Show Rating: 87

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[The show begins with the typical opening montage of clips from SWF; we are informed that the SWF is the worldwide leader in Sports Entertainment. We then hear the theme song for Supreme TV while we see the opening video for the show.

We now see an overhead shot of the crowd as the pyrotechnics go off. After the pyro show is over with we head ringside to the announcer’s table where Duane Fry welcomes us to Atlanta, Georgia. Duane is joined, as always, by lovely Emma Chase. Duane informs the fans that Angry Gilmore is already in the ring and therefore we head up to the ring to hear what Gilmore has to say.

[Gilmore is wearing his street clothes and he is pacing back and forth. His wife Jessie is nowhere to be seen.]

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Angry Gilmore: I feel like it is a cliché to say that I am angry. But…well…I have shocking news for you folks…I’m angry. You see two nights ago I was in the main event match at When Hell Freezes Over. I did not win the match but then I did not lose the match either.

That is not why I am mad though. The reason why I am mad is because there was no reason for Rouge to have been in that match. That match was supposed to be my rematch for my SWF World Heavyweight Championship. When Rouge lost the title to me he got his one-on-one rematch. I was good with that.

But when I lost the title to Remo I did not get my one-on-one rematch with Remo. No, I was instead put into a Triple Threat Match a match in which I did not lose because I was not pinned.

So that is why I am out here tonight…I am out here because I am mad as hell. I am out here because I am asking…no I am demanding that I get my one-on-one rematch against Remo!

[All of a sudden there is a disembodied voice heard over the arena’s sound system. The voice is familiar to wrestling fans but there are some in the crowd that do not recognize it.]

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Mystery Man: Whoa…whoa…whoa. Hold your horses there Mister Gilmore.

[Mere seconds later a man who is all too familiar to wrestling fans steps out onto the Supreme stage. This man has jet black hair, he is wearing a black dress shirt, and black jeans (Who the hell wears black jeans?). The mystery man is Shane Sneer.]

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Shane Sneer: Mister Gilmore you are not in any position to make any sort of demands…

[Angry Gilmore looks...well angry over the appearance of one of the most hated mangers in wrestling history.]

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Angry Gilmore: What the hell are you doing here Shane? You do not even work for this company!

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Shane Sneer: Oh on the contrary Mister Gilmore. I do indeed work here in the SWF. In fact I officially represent the SWF World Heavyweight Champion Remo.

You see Remo has decided that he no longer wants to show up on Supreme TV. From here on out Remo will only wrestle on pay-per-views. This is mainly because he wants to focus on his training and he does not want to have to deal with the drama of Supreme TV…

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Angry Gilmore: So let me get this straight. Remo the World Heavyweight Champion is what…too good to be on the SWF flagship program?

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Shane Sneer: Essentially yes.

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Angry Gilmore: What kind of bull is that? Okay…okay. If the champ wants to be a coward and not be a fighting champion that’s cool. Maybe I’ll go to wherever he is training and get my rematch there…

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Shane Sneer: Ah…yeah…that’s not going to happen. Look Mister Gilmore you can have your little tantrum like the over grown child that you are but it will not get you anywhere.

You might have not been pinned at When Hell Freezes Over but you still have had a loss put on your record. Losers don’t deserve the opportunity to face off against the best wrestler in this company. Excuse me I meant the best wrestler in the world. You lost your match last Sunday and therefore you are now at the back of the line.

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Angry Gilmore: Hey there pal, who the hell do you think you are? You can’t waltz out here and tell me I do not deserve my one-on-one rematch with Remo. The last time I checked you were not an authority figure here in this company…

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Shane Sneer: You’re right Mister Gilmore. I am not an authority figure here in the SWF. However, what I am is the representative of the SWF World Heavyweight Champion Remo. As such I can dictate to those who are in charge exactly what will happen in regards to Remo defending his championship.

Look Mister Gilmore, I’ll tell you what. Let it never be said that I am an uncaring person. If you want your one-on-one rematch with Remo at Nothing to Lose you are going to have to earn.

I have a proposal for you. I want you to win every match for the next month on every SWF program. That’s eight matches. If you can win all eight of your matches I am sure Remo will deem you ready to challenge him for the SWF World Title at Nothing to Lose.

So what do you say Mister Gilmore…are you game?

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Angry Gilmore: Yeah…

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Shane Sneer: Good. Oh and as a side note I would like to put this out there. Anyone in that locker room who beats Mister Gilmore will win ten thousand dollars. After all Remo is a very generous man and all he wants is to see others succeed.

[We head to the first commercial break of the evening as Angry Gilmore stares a hole into Remo’s new mouthpiece Shane Sneer.]

[We come back from the first commercial break of the evening and The Crippler is standing in the center of the ring. The fans are alternating between chanting, “You lost!” and “Looobbby”, at the clearly angry Crippler.]

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The Crippler: Two nights ago in Miami I was humbled…I lost to Jack Bruce. When I got to the locker room and I looked into the mirror I saw the blood still trickling down my forehead. It was at that moment in time in the smelly dingy locker room that I had what some may call an aha moment.

I remember standing there thinking, “Was it all worth it? Did I really need to try and cripple Jack Bruce? Did I really need to end Jack Bruce’s career?” These thoughts swirled around in my head and I came to one faithful conclusion…

Of course I needed to try and end Jack Bruce’s career. Of course I wanted to cripple him so that he could never walk again.

Why?

Because it just needed to happen. For far too long Jack Bruce has walked around here like he was lord of the manor. He was never forced to dress up like a giant lobster. He was never forced to take pictures with little snot-nosed kids…I hate kids!

That is why I do not have any guilt over what I did to him and if I get a chance to try and cripple him again I will. After all, what I did to him needed to happen and I am proud of what I did. Tonight I am going to do the same to whomever they put in the ring with me. I don’t care who it is…all I care about is they will pay for what Jack Bruce did to me this past Sunday…

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Jamie Atherton vs. The Crippler

Match:

It seems like the young up and coming wrestler Jamie Atherton has the unenviable task of trying to be a highly pissed off Crippler this week.

As one would guess this was not much of a match, yes Jamie did manage to get a little offense in during the opening minutes of the match.

However, tonight was not going to be the night that young Jamie was going to record an upset victory as The Crippler dropped Jamie with a Tombstone Piledriver and three seconds later he was awarded the victory.

Winner: The Crippler

Time: 4:45

Match Rating: 79

[We now head to the back, more specifically to the dressing room of the Supreme Scion Eric Eisen. Eric is talking to his Chief of Staff Squeeky McClean, who is wearing a neck brace thanks to his match with Skull DeBones at When Hell Freezes Over. There is a knock on the dressing room door and in walks Paul Huntingdon.]

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Paul Huntingdon: Mister Eisen may I talk to you?

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Eric Eisen: Sure thing Paul. I always have time for my constituents. How can I help you Paul?

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Paul Huntingdon: Well sir as you know I had a match with Joey Morgan for my SWF North American Championship on Sunday and I lost. Now I am not making any excuses, I did lose fair and square…well I was suffering from lower back pain and I have a nasty ingrown toenail so those were factors in my loss but…

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Eric Eisen: Paul I hate to do this to you but you really need to get to the point. My time is money now that I am on the campaign trail and as much as I want to hear about your foot malady I really have to set about making the SWF great again.

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Paul Huntingdon: That is why I am here actually. You see in just a few minutes there is going to be a battle royal to determine who will be the new number one contender for the SWF North American Championship and the SWF booking committee saw fit to leave me out of said match.

I personally feel that if I were to be in that match I would be able to help you make the SWF great again. I mean think about it, you would have a blue blooded American holding the belt not some scummy foreigner…imagine if someone like Jungle Lord who lives in the jungles of Borneo were to win that title…

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Squeeky McClean: That would be…horrible. I mean most non-Americans are filthy people but he is especially filthy. I mean he lives in a jungle after all. Who knows what sort of diseases he carries…

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Eric Eisen: That is a very valid point Squeeky. Okay Paul I do not have time to get you into that match tonight but if you scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours.

I am sure you have heard about the little stipulation that Shane Sneer threw at Angry Gilmore earlier. You know the one where he has to win all of his matches throughout the month in order to get a rematch with Remo and if someone beats Angry Gilmore they will get ten thousand dollars?

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Paul Huntingdon: Sure…

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Eric Eisen: Tremendous! Well then I want you to have a match with Angry Gilmore tonight.

Normally I would volunteer Squeeky for such an endeavor but as you can see he is in no condition to wrestle. I would do it but I have to focus on making the SWF great again and I am an Eisen and therefore ten thousand dollars is not really much of an incentive for me to fight that foreign scum Angry Gilmore. Therefore, I do not have the time to fight Gilmore or the motivation.

Therefore, I want you to teach that foreign scum a lesson in our stead. After all he’s been running his mouth about wanting yet another shot at the SWF World Heavyweight Championship and that simply cannot happen. The mere thought of a Canadian holding our number one championship just makes me sick. You don’t have to beat Gilmore tonight; you just have to weaken him. If you do beat him, you shall be ten thousand dollars richer.

Also, if you beat him…well you will be treated as a conquering hero. Because that would mean you stopped him from getting the opportunity to challenge for the SWF World Title.

That being said, if you impress me in your match tonight I will not only get you back into the North American title scene. I may even find you a job in my cabinet. Does that sound tremendous?

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Paul Huntingdon: It sure does Mister Eisen…

The following over the top rope Battle Royal will determine the number one contender for the SWF North American Championship:

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Robbie Retro vs. Big Smack Scott vs. Brett Biggins vs. Hollywood Brett Starr vs. Jungle Lord vs. John Greed vs. Marshall Dillon vs. Kurt Laramee vs. Mikey Lau vs. Joe Sexy

Match:

The SWF North American Champion Joey Morgan joined Emma and Duane at the announcer’s table. Duane asked him who he would like to face off against and Joey said he had no preference and he was just out there to watch the match just like any other fan.

The bell rang and Marshall Dillon made a beeline over to where Brett Starr was, sadly for Dillon he was intercepted by Big Smack Scott and Kurt Laramee.

As Scott and Kurt went to work on Dillon, Joe Sexy and Brett Starr formed an alliance as they shook each other’s hand and then the two of them attacked Jungle Lord.

Joe and Brett managed to get Jungle Lord against the ropes but Mikey Lau came to Jungle Lord’s aid and helped Jungle Lord fight off Joe and Brett.

In another corner of the ring Robbie Retro and John Greed were trading strikes, Robbie was able to get the upper hand in this encounter and he quickly knocked Greed over the top rope.

John Greed has been eliminated by Robbie Retro at the 4:21 mark.

Scott and Kurt have weakened Dillon to the point where they felt they could eliminate him, it was at this point that Brett Starr came over and begged them to allow him to eliminate Dillon.

Scott and Kurt looked at each other and agreed to Brett Starr’s request so Starr knocked Dillon over the top rope with a clothesline.

Marshall Dillon has been eliminated by Hollywood Brett Starr at the 5:37 mark.

Brett Starr taunts Dillon yelling at him, “You should have joined forces with me now look at where you are!”

It is at this point that Kurt and Scott look at each other and the both flash a knowing grin before knocking Brett Starr over the top rope and eliminating him from the match.

Hollywood Brett Starr has been eliminated by Kurt Laramee & Big Smack Scott at the 5:43 mark.

All of the taunting did not pay off for Brett Starr as Marshall Dillon immediately went after his foe and the two men fought at ringside while the battle royal continued on in the ring. Finally, a team of SWF security and backstage agents rushed down to the ring and separated the two men.

Back inside of the ring Joe Sexy has Mikey Lau teetering near the top rope. Joe knocks Mikey over the top rope but somehow Mikey was able to cling onto the middle rope before his feet hit the floor. Mikey then reentered the ring much to the frustration of Joe.

Big Smack Scott and Kurt Laramee found a new target to focus on in Robbie Retro.

Despite having the two man advantage, The Pain Alliance (Scott & Kurt) were not able to eliminate Robbie as the disco dancing fool was able to defend himself admirably.

Jungle Lord soon came to the aid of Robbie and the two men worked together to fend off Scott and Kurt.

Robbie and Kurt broke off and began battling each other while Jungle Lord and Scott fought.

Jungle Lord’s animalistic power was on full display as he managed to toss Scott over the top rope and eliminating Scott from the match.

Big Smack Scott has been eliminated by Jungle Lord at the 7:42 mark.

Joe Sexy was finally able to accomplish his goal of getting rid of the pesky Mikey Lau after Joe sent Mikey over the top rope after hitting him with a clothesline.

Mikey Lau has been eliminated by Joe Sexy at the 8:01 mark.

In a surprising move Robbie, Brett, Kurt, and Joe formed a temporary alliance in order to get Jungle Lord out of the match.

Each man knew that if they wanted to win the match they had to get Jungle Lord out of the ring while they still had the numbers advantage.

This plan worked as the four of them were able to knock Jungle Lord out of the match and onto the arena floor.

Jungle Lord has been eliminated by Brett Biggins, Robbie Retro, Kurt Laramee, and Joe Sexy at the 9:17 mark.

The match has now come down to the final four. On commentary Emma asks Joey which member of the final four he would like to face at the Nothing to Lose pay-per-view. Joey says that he matches up well with anyone in the ring and he just wants the best wrestler to win so that the fans see a dream match at Nothing to Lose.

Brett and Kurt began fighting each other while Joe and Robbie paired off.

The more powerful Kurt quickly eliminated Brett from the match and it was at that point that Kurt turned his focus onto the remaining two men in the match.

Brett Biggins has been eliminated by Kurt Laramee at the 9:44 mark.

Joe and Kurt quickly form an alliance with the intent on getting rid of Robbie.

But the disco stud was not about to go down without a fight.

Joe, ever the opportunist, saw a chance to eliminate both Kurt and Robbie from the match and he decided to take the chance and do so.

Kurt had Robbie up against the ropes and was trying to eliminate Robbie.

Kurt quickly turned his head to see where Joe was and asked Joe for help, Joe immediately tried to get both men out of the ring.

However, in the end he was only able to eliminate Kurt as Robbie was able to stay in the ring by clutching the top rope.

Kurt Laramee has been eliminated by Joe Sexy at the 10:10 mark.

This meant that the final two were Joe Sexy and Robbie Retro.

Both men gave it their all and there were some very close near-eliminations.

In the end it was Joe Sexy who successfully secured the victory after he sent Robbie over the top rope.

Winner: Joe Sexy

Time: 13:08

Match Rating: 71

[We now head to the backstage interview area where the SWF World Tag Team Champions The Awesomeness are standing by.]

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Huey Cannonball: Hey Jeff…

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Jefferson Stardust: Yeah Huey…

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Huey Cannonball: What we did in our match against The Amazing Bumfholes was super awesome.

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Jefferson Stardust: Oh it was totes awesome to the nth degree bro.

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Huey Cannonball: Yeah man when we walked out of that match everyone was super pissed but it did not matter because we’re still the SWF World Tag Team Champions…

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Jefferson Stardust: Oh you’re talking about the walkout dude?

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Huey Cannonball: Yeah bro. Why what did you think I was talking about?

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Jefferson Stardust: Honestly dude I thought you were talking about our super bitchin air guitar playing. I mean dude I felt like Eddie Van Halen out there bro. I was just tearing stuff up on my guitar.

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Huey Cannonball: Oh no doubt dude. You were super in the zone. I thought you were going to go all Jimi Hendrix out there and play with your teeth. Now that would have been epic…

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Jefferson Stardust: Super epic brah. But that was in the past. Tonight I’ve got to get super focused on my match against Zimmy…nah who am I kidding. I don’t have to focus on anything because…

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Huey Cannonball: Because you’re awesome.

[We come back from commercial break and we are given the…

SWF Fact of the Week: Did you know that Huey Cannonball’s pre-match ritual is to play George Michael’s Careless Whisper while dancing in the locker room buck naked?

Bonus fact: Did you know that everyone leaves the locker room before this happens? ]

[We come back from commercial break and we are shown clips of the press conference that was held announcing that Marat Khoklov was returning to the SWF. After the clip is shown we head back to the ring where we see a young woman standing in the center of the ring. She is wearing a black woman’s suit coat, a white blouse, and black pencil skit. Standing next to this young woman is a man who needs no introduction. He is the Moscow Mauler Marat Khoklov.]

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Natasha Kournikova: My name is Natasha Kournikova and I represent Marat Khoklov the biggest free agent in sports entertainment. As you people know Marat has decided to return to the SWF because he has some unfinished business here. Namely he wants to bring the SWF World Heavyweight Championship back to mother Russia. He wants to show the world that Russian athletes are vastly superior to American athletes…

[The fans boo and they begin a U.S.A. chant as Natasha pauses for a moment.]

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Natasha Kournikova: Boo the thought of Marat Khoklov winning the SWF Championship all you want. Chant for America all you want. Show your jingoistic pride…

It does not matter because Marat Khoklov has returned to this country for one reason and one reason alone and that is to take the SWF World Heavyweight Championship back to Russia. Nothing would make President Putin prouder than to have the SWF World Heavyweight Champion reside in mother Russia.

[The chat of U.S.A. grows louder. Natasha smiles as Marat stands by her side with his arms folded. One might even think he was a statue as he hardly moved an inch since entering the ring.]

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Natasha Kournikova: Tonight Marat Khoklov will be taking on the American Machine. I think that it is fitting that Marat’s first victim is the appropriately named American Machine. Tonight you will all see what Marat is going to do to the best the SWF has to offer.

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American Machine with BJ O’Neill vs. Marat Khoklov with Natasha Kournikova

Match:

On paper this match seemed like it was going to be a walk in the park for Marat.

Luckily for Am-Machine this match was not fought on paper.

Am-Machine put up one hell of a fight against the Moscow Mauler and on commentary Emma Chase assured Duane and the viewers that Marat was suffering from ring rust and that was the only reason why this match was somewhat competitive.

In the end Marat was able shake off the ring rust as he took Am-Machine down with a pretty vicious Moscow Lariat.

Three seconds later Marat was able to pick up his first victory in an SWF ring in six months.

Winner: Marat Khoklov

Time: 9:36

Match: 70

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Zimmy Bumfhole with Randy Bumfhole vs. Jefferson Stardust with Huey Cannonball

Match:

This was a fast-paced match right out of the gate.

Despite what Jefferson said earlier, he was one hundred percent focused on beating Zimmy.

Huey interfered on behalf of his partner at various points in the match, which caused him and Randy to brawl on the outside of the ring.

Referee Darren Smith, not wanting to split his attention between what was going on in the ring and what was going on outside of the ring, decided to eject both Huey and Randy from ringside.

An unhappy Jefferson protested this move and this gave Zimmy the opportunity he needed to take Jefferson down with his finisher the Bumfhole in One.

Three seconds later Zimmy was able to secure a victory over one-half of the SWF World Tag Team Champions.

Winner: Zimmy Bumfhole

Time: 7:47

Match Rating: 74

[We come back from commercial break to see the Supreme Scion Eric Eisen standing in the ring with Squeeky McClean.]

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Eric Eisen: I have bad news for you folks. I will not be wrestling tonight.

[The crowd cheers as an oblivious Eric raises his right hand above his head.]

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Eric Eisen: Tonight I am here to talk about making the SWF great again. One thing that would be a tremendous step in the right direction would be firing silly Skull DeBones from the SWF roster. Now as of this time I do not have the authority to fire silly Skull DeBones but if I did have such authority I would fire his ass with impunity!

After all there was no reason for him to put his hands on my Chief of Staff Squeeky McClean. What he did was morally wrong and not to mention it was also assault. Silly Skull DeBones should be put into prison for what he did…

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Squeeky McClean: Don’t forget the fact that he probably did not wash his hands prior to our match. And you know how I feel about germs…

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Eric Eisen: Exactly! I would venture to say that is why you lost your match with him. After all, cleanliness is next to godliness. Silly Skull DeBones is a menace to society and he should never be allowed into an SWF ring ever again.

As a matter of a fact if he was here right now I would tell him to his face that he is no longer welcomed here in the SWF. For once he is gone the SWF will be one step closer to being great again and that is something that is tremendous…

[Just then the lights in the arena go out. The only lights that one can see are the lights from fans cell phones and lighters. Moments later the lights come back on and we see Skull DeBones standing over a laid out Squeeky McClean. A petrified Eric is cowering in one of the corners as Skull just stares down at Squeeky. It is almost as if Skull does not notice Eric’s presence.

Skull then slowly raises his head to look at Eric. Once the eyes of Eric and Skull meet, Skull points directly at the scared Supreme Scion. A mere second later the lights in the arena go off and when they come back on Skull has left the ring and Eric is still cowering in the corner looking at his fallen Chief of Staff.]

[We now head to the backstage interview area where Supreme TV backstage correspondent Jerry Eisen is standing by with Angry Gilmore and Jessie.]

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Jerry Eisen: Angry Gilmore in just a few short minutes you will be facing off against Paul Huntingdon in the first of a series of eight matches that you must win. Why did you agree to take part in what is almost equivalent to a single elimination tournament?

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Angry Gilmore: Why? Well what other choice do I have?

Look Jerry your father has all but disappeared from here. Sure he’s backstage making sure the show goes off without a hitch but he is no longer in the trenches with the boys in the back. He is not around to settle our grievances, instead he lets a bunch of corporate yes men handle that sort of stuff.

He used to be the law and order here in the SWF but now he is nowhere to be found and to top it off he has never named a successor. So what we’ve ended up with is the Wild West where you have your crazy brother spouting nonsense and where we have managers booking matches.

In this world that I have been placed in, I can’t even get my one-on-one rematch for the SWF World Title! Instead I have to agree to beat the crap out of eight guys in order to get what is rightfully mine.

Make no mistake about it Jerry I will run this gauntlet and I will emerge the victor because I am the best damn wrestler on this planet and that is what I do.

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Angry Gilmore with Jessie vs. Paul Huntingdon

Match:

As soon as the bell sounded Gilmore rushed at Paul with a crazed look in his eyes.

Gilmore backed Paul into a corner and began nailing Paul with crisp, hard-hitting strikes.

Referee Ric Young tells Gilmore to back away and as Gilmore complies Paul pokes Gilmore in the right eye.

Paul then takes control of the match and he does not seem sure if he wants to weaken Gilmore or just beat him outright.

This hesitation was the theme of the match as Paul did just enough to take Gilmore out of the match but not enough to secure a victory.

Gilmore mounted a comeback and one Anger Management later Gilmore walked away with the victory.

A victory which puts Gilmore one step closer to challenging Remo for the SWF World Title at Nothing to Lose.

Winner: Angry Gilmore

Time: 13:26

Match Rating: 78

[We now head to the backstage interview area for the final time tonight where SWF Supreme TV backstage correspondent Jerry Eisen is standing by with Jack Bruce.]

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Jerry Eisen: Jack in a few short minutes you will be taking on Brandon James in you first match on Supreme TV in about six months. How does it feel?

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Jack Bruce: How does it feel Jerome? It feels great! I can’t wait to hear the roar of the crowd as I make my way down to the ring. I can’t wait to hear the fans chant, “Let’s Rock!”, over and over again as I beat Brandon’s ass from pillar to post. I can’t wait for the fans to remind Krissy Angelle that she was indeed a stripper.

Wait a second…I said was. Nah that would me the past tense…let me amend that last comment. I can’t wait for the fans to remind Krissy Angelle that she is indeed still a stripper and not a high end one. Nah she strips at one of those hole in the wall joints that is located in a mostly vacant strip mall. Or at least that is how I am picturing it…

Anyway… I want to make something very clear, I know I don’t have a cakewalk match tonight. I have fought Brandon everywhere from Phoenix, Arizona all the way to Tacoma…Philadelphia, Atlanta, to L.A. and trust me the dude is one of the toughest guys on this roster.

But I am ready for him and I am ready for any antics that Krissy might try. Tonight is my time to shine bright like a diamond and trust me I will not disappoint.

Jerome I have one question for you. Are you ready to rock?

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Jerry Eisen: Why yes I am…

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Jack Bruce: Well then let’s rock!

The following match is the Main Event of the evening:

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Jack Bruce vs. Brandon James with Krissy Angelle

Match:

Apparently Brandon was not very happy over the comments Jack made about Krissy.

This was all too obvious as Brandon attacked Jack before Jack could even enter the ring.

Brandon tossed Jack into the steel barricade at ringside and as Brandon looked down at Jack he demanded Jack apologize to Krissy.

The fans begin a, “She’s a stripper!”, chant and this enrages Brandon even more.

Brandon snatches a microphone away from the ring announcer and yells out to the crowd…

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Brandon James: That’s right you scumbags, keep calling Krissy a stripper. The more ya do it the more I’m gonna beat on your idol.

Unfortunately for Brandon that little break in the action was all Jack needed to recuperate and attack Brandon.

The two men fought for a little bit more at ringside before finally entering the ring.

Jack was soon on fire and this actually looked like it could be a short match but timely interference from Krissy Angelle on behalf of Brandon changed the course of this match.

Brandon was in complete control of the match after Krissy’s interference.

Brandon seemed to get some sort of sadistic pleasure in beating Jack up, perhaps it was because he could tell it was turning Krissy on as she kept on licking her lips and smiling every time Brandon would inflict more pain on Jack.

Brandon made one clear mistake in this match and that was not trying to pin Jack when he had the chance.

That move would come back to bite Brandon big time as the fans began to get behind Jack chanting, “Let’s rock!”, over and over again.

This positive energy seemed to renew Jack and Jack began to mount his comeback.

It looked as if Jack was one New York Minute away from securing the victory.

Sadly for Jack that was not the case.

Jack did obtain the victory but it was not by pinfall.

Jack ended up winning the match by disqualification as the Crippler ran into the ring and attacked Jack.

Winner by disqualification: Jack Bruce

Time: 14:49

Match Rating: 88

[After the match was done Brandon, having no dog in the fight, rolled out of the ring as the Crippler continued his brutal attack on Jack. The Crippler had a crazed look on his face as he repeatedly kicked Jack in the back.

The Crippler finally stopped the assault. He rolled out of the ring and returned with a microphone. The Crippler lifted Jack’s head up and he said to Jack…]

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The Crippler: This isn’t over until I say it’s over! You may have drawn a little blood from me last Sunday but I almost ended your damn career six months ago.

I am not going to rest until I force you to retire…

[The Crippler then lets go of Jack’s head and he kicks Jack one more time in the back just for the heck of it as Supreme TV goes off the air.]

Diary Table Of Contents:

Roster, SWF Title Histories, SWF Past Shows

Post Show Notes:

1. For the few people who do read this, sorry about the hiatus. I had some personal stuff come up and I was not able to write and when I was able to write I just did not want to write. At one point I was thinking about ending this and starting an NYCW diary but I decided that I want to get at least two months of shows written out.

2. I shall fix the B.J. O'Neill picture later. I edited it in Photobucket but for some odd reason the edit did not stick.

3. I immediately regretted signing Marat Khoklov. I signed him for star power but once I started writing his segment out I began to realize I have no clue as to what to do with him. Which was the exact problem I had with him in my last SWF diary.

In fact in the last diary I edited his contract to be shorter so I would not have to write for him anymore. I am not going to do that this time around but I really should have thought it through when I was thinking about hiring him.

His segment and the battle royal were the main reasons why I kept on putting off the writing of the show. The battle royal was a giant pain in the ass to write.

michgcs · September 23, 2016

1. LOVE that stipulation that Shane Sneer came up with! The 10k bonus is enough motivation for everyone in the back to try and beat Gilmore, too!

2. So... The Crippler wants to end Jack Bruce so that he can see kids cry? What an A-HOLE!

3. Kholov and Natasha as the C-Verse Rusev and Lana? Sign me up! Although I doubt Kholov's as good in the ring as Rusev, though...

4. What's wrong with the BJ O'Neill pic?

5. Glad to have you back, buddy!

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