SNP: Ag òl bho uisge beatha - na sgeulachdan drùidhte

Greggyb · August 25, 2018

I am Jack, an American in Scotland and I like, no love Scotch Whisky.

Unfortunately, I am the new(ish) head booker of SNP. Enjoy the ride, just don't let me drive you home.

Let me tell you my champions

Roly Muckletruck is the King of Scotland. He doesn't like me because I keep calling him Rory. But he loves me because I keep the belt on him.

Bob Effete is the Hardcore Champion, Phil Myart went to classy place, so I gave Norman Gates the belt, but I forgot to renew his contract. So I had a vacant title. Bob was a good choice.

The Northern Lights - well they are tag team dominant. Nothing more than that to say about Alton and Riddick, don't call them Alan and Rick they don't like that.

My next show is coming up soon. I called it Up in Flames, because that is what normally happens with dinner when I cook.

SNP Up in Flames

King of Scotland Match

Rory Muckletruck© vs Milo Morningstar

The past 6 months have seen Muckletruck, Morningstar, Meathead McAullie and Maximum Destruction all fight of the King of Scotland belt. So far no one have dethroned Rory. This is Milo's last shot.

Number 1 Contenders Match

Maximum Destruction vs Methhead McAullie

The winner gets one last shot at Rory at Festival of Violence - lose that and its all over for them. The loser, his chances are done right here while Rory is champion. Simple as that.

Contenders Eliminator

Padraig O'Hearne vs Dwayne Dark

The winner of this match will earn a King of Scotland title shot at Fighting Irish; regardless of who is champion at that time.

Plus these don't like each other at all.

Grudge Match

Axl Grease vs Bali Daljit

The were put together as a make shift team to face Northern Light and lost; surprise, surprise. Daljit ate the pin and Grease got angry.

The Debut!

Leo "The Lion" Price debuts on someone. Not Neville Jones because he causes too many injuries.

And more, but I can't find my notes and I need a drink.

Jack Out!

Greggyb · August 26, 2018

SNP Up in Flames

Caledonian Club(Scotland)

ATT: 300

Our show was opened with a cat fight between between the beautiful women on our roster. My boss likes to see it when women are stripped down to their underwear and that essentially what this was. Can’t say I really minded seeing the girls in lingerie. Joy and Kitty Katz were particularly aggressive to each other.
Cat Fight featuring Joy, Khloe, Kitty Katz, Kourtney, Laurel Wreath and Marbella.
C-

The Debut
Leo Price vs Jaunty Rhodes
The big league player Leo Price was never going to lose to Jaunty Rhodes. We just made it seem like Jaunty had a chance and kept the match competitive. The Lion is going on to bigger and better things..
In a bout that had great heat and decent wrestling, Leo Price defeated Jaunty Rhodes in 7:41 by pinfall with a Price Drop.
D

Roly Muckletruck grabbed the microphone and yelled and screamed about the things he was going to do to Milo Morningstar in the main event. He was very menacing in this segment but didn’t make a lot of sense. Most memorable part was when the boss Mark Carnie kept interrupting everything with “that’s what she said.” Well at least Rory was scary.
B

Tag Team Top Contenders Match
The Tradition(Walter & Thomas Morgan) Vs The Bridges of London(Grant & Phil) Vs The Funke Bunch(Finn & Flash) Vs The Tribe(Rhys Vali & Rohan Kirchner)
In the booking meeting for this, I tried to get the Tribe to change their surnames. Didn’t work. Finn Funke didn’t like the idea originally but Walter Morgan told him it was good idea with some cracking of the knuckles and he subsequently agreed. This match was just to set up a tag title shot. Nothing else was meant to come out.
In a decent match, The Tradition defeated The Bridges Of London, The Funke Bunch and The Tribe in 10:04; the order of elimination was The Bridges Of London first, then The Funke Bunch, and finally The Tribe.
D-

To help cement the result the Tag Team Champions walks out onto the ramp and shook hands with their new challengers but we made sure their some tension and menace but squeezing too tight and holding onto long.
D

Grudge Match
Axl Grease vs Bali Daljit
The crowd got into this more than I expected so I was happy. We had Axl go over because at the moment he has more upside than Daljit, but the reactions left some food for thought with a bottle of scotch, the wrestling was ordinary though. Might use this match to push Greasy boy after Bob Effette - it would be a good juxtaposition of character.
In a bout that had a decent reaction from the crowd but sub-par wrestling, Axl Grease defeated Bali Daljit in 9:09 by pinfall with a Rock 'n' Roll Death.
E+

Contenders Eliminator
Dwayne Dark vs Padraig O’Hearne(w/ Kitty Katz)
Dark and O’Hearne was always going to be a competitive match. It needs to be so, these guys are just outside our top guys and we need them to be a threat. This match was designed to show that. In the end we had Paddy go over with a distraction and a submission win to give Dwayne an excuse. The reasoning was simples - the title shot was happening in Ireland.
In a decent match, Padraig O'Hearne defeated Dwayne Dark in 14:53 by submission.
D-

SNP Hardcore Tile Match
Bob Effette© vs Augustus Bumblescoop vs JK Lee vs Neville Jones
Need to keep the hardcore title matches ticking along, because we are hardcore and because F-it when ya drunk ya want violence. We had Bumblescoop come out with his ninja schtick. Tell me off about how you need a new gimmick, I’ll make you an f’ing ninja. JK Lee was solid is, but I don’t know what to do with him. So thing is what he does, Neville didn’t kill anyone tonight so that was a blessing. And Bob won because F-it, picking the guy with campiest mannerisms to be hardcore work.
In a bout that didn't have much heat and terrible wrestling, Bob Effette defeated Augustus Bumblescoop, JK Lee and Neville Jones in an Elimination match in 9:37; the order of elimination was Neville Jones first, then Augustus Bumblescoop, and finally JK Lee. Bob Effette makes defence number 5 of his SNP Hardcore title.
E

Number One Contenders Match
Maximum Destruction (w/ Joy) vs Meathead McAullie
This was what it was. To set up another challenger for Rory title, and start eliminating the same old contenders for some new blood.The crowd liked this one and the brawl was solid. In the booking room we had decided to go with Meathead because the Scotsman love another Scotsman. Max D has been floating since Max C left for 21CW.
In a decent match, Meathead McAullie defeated Maximum Destruction in 11:21 by pinfall with a Running Big Boot.
D-

SNP King of Scotland Title Match
Roly Muckletruck© vs Milo Morningstar
The main event, the big show. Milo loses no more title shots. That's the stipulation we sold. Milo came out so hot, the crowd ate it up, but the match dragged pretty bad in the middle. In the end we gave Rory the win and Milo will move back down he card for a bit. Truth is; how could I put the big belt on someone called Milo.
In a bout that had good heat and decent wrestling, Roly Muckletruck defeated Milo Morningstar in 11:10 by submission with a Full Nelson. Roly Muckletruck makes defence number 7 of his SNP King Of Scotland title.
E

I was happy with show. The fans who got drunk with me after the show were happy. And they were keen to see Festival of Violence at the end of the month. Especially, after I said I would shout them at the show.
D-

Jack OUT!

Greggyb · August 26, 2018

So we put Up in Flames in the bank, and it set up some things moving forward.Me and Carnie we sat down to plan the next show SNP Festival of Violence II The Main Event was going to be Rory Muckletruck against Methead McAullie. The principles remain the same. Lose and Methead goes down the same path that Milo and Max D have. No more title shots while Rory is champ. I like this stipulation because he creates new blood and keeps incentive to fighting. And can make people angry. We are going to play off the Joy and Kitty Katz stuff from the cat fight last week, and use it as an excuse to set Padriag O’Hearne and Maximum Destruction in a match. It’s a credible opponent for Paddy going into his King of Scotland title shot at Fighting Irish, and it gives Max D something to do while I work his next direction, and depending on which way we push the book – Paddy will still look credible if we give him the L, and if we give him the W, then he has a good wave of momentum going into his title shot at Fighting Irish. We have to give Leo Price something to do, so the story we are selling is that Milo Morningstar is after him to show him what Scotland is, not the soft big leagues. This gives credibility to Leo as a star and Milo as defending the pride of Scotland. After the eliminator last month, we have to find something for Dwayne Dark to do; not sure , but he will have a match on the card. The Tradition have earnt themselves an all-important title shot against the dominant champions The Northern Lights. A contradiction of styles, but we need to sell this as The Northern Lights can be unseated by the challengers. And we also decided that after putting Axl Grease over Bali Daljit at Up in Flames it was acceptable for him to challenge for the Hardcore Title against Bob Effete. Finally, me and Carnie decided to put everyone else in a battle royale just to get them on the show. <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="45784" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">SNP Festival of Violence II King of Scotland Title Match: Roly Mucktletruck© vs Meathead McAullie SNP Hardcore Title Match: Bob Effete© vs Axl Grease SNP Tag Team Titles Match: The Northern Lights© vs The Tradition Leo Price vs Milo Morningstar Dwayne Dark vs ??? A Battle Royale featuring the rest of the roster.</div></div></blockquote>

Greggyb · August 28, 2018

<div style="text-align:center;">SNP Festival of Violence II Caledonian Club(Scotland) ATT: 300</div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="45784" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>We opened the show with a battle royale with a bunch of guys that had nothing better to do. We gave the win to Finn Funke and used it tease some tension between him and his partner, Flash. JK Lee was kept strong throughout, as was Grant Bridge. Bumblescoop the Ninja kept to near the end but ultimately fell short. Order of Elimination Flash Funke, Bali Daljit, Phil Bridge, Rhys Vali, Rohan Kirchner, Jaunty Rhodes, Grant Bridge, Augustus Bumblescoop, JK Lee. In a bout that didn't have much heat and terrible wrestling, Finn Funke won a battle royal in 10:22. The other members of the 'final four' were JK Lee, Grant Bridge and Augustus Bumblescoop, with JK Lee being the final elimination. Grant Bridge got the most eliminations over the course of the match. E To satisfy the bosses slease requirement Joy and Kitty Katz stripped each other to their underwear in the hallways. A freestyle segment called 'Kitty Katz and Joy strip each other down' featuring Kitty Katz and Joy. C- <div style="text-align:center;">Dwayne Dark vs Neville Jones</div>This was simply to Dark over as still a dangerous figure, especially after last month’s loss to Padriag O’Hearne. We kept it short and Neville didn’t kill anybody which is always a bonus. In an extremely short match, Dwayne Dark defeated Neville Jones in 2:53 by pinfall with a Darkness Falls. E <div style="text-align:center;">SNP Hardcore Title Match Bob Effette© vs Axl Grease</div>A by-product of an Axl Grease win last month. The effeminate Bob kept the Hardcore with as little Hardcore wrestling as possible. Axl was made to look dangerous and could possibly become the champion but Bob was given the win with his signature low blow and roll up finish. In a bout that had a decent reaction from the crowd but sub-par wrestling, Bob Effette defeated Axl Grease in 8:06 by pinfall. Bob Effette makes defence number 6 of his SNP Hardcore title. E Milo came out and called out Leo Price. Milo spent his time in the ring running down 21st. He reminded that Price that Scotland was was real men came from. Leo Price ran to the ring which leads to... A freestyle segment called 'Milo calls out The Lion to show the Big League what SNP is really like' featuring Milo Morningstar. C <div style="text-align:center;">Leo “The Lion Price vs Milo Morningstar</div>Milo is good for us, but he can’t go for long enough. Leo is still a star, we kept this competitive until Leo showed his prowess and dropped Milo down with his Price Drop to continue his ascension. In a bout that had great heat and decent wrestling, Leo Price defeated Milo Morningstar in 6:31 by pinfall with a Price Drop. D- <div style="text-align:center;">Maximum Destruction(w/ Joy) vs Padraig O’Hearne(w/ Kitty Katz)</div>This was setup by the Joy/Kitty Katz. The start of the match saw the girls “wrestling” with each other around the ringside area while the boys tried to break them up. Once the action got real, we used Max D to make Paddy look good, but both men just didn’t click. O’Hearne won with his Crowning Glory and heads to Fighting Irish with a good wave of momentum. In a bout that had a decent reaction from the crowd but sub-par wrestling, Padraig O'Hearne defeated Maximum Destruction in 12:45 by pinfall with a Crowning Glory. E+ <div style="text-align:center;">SNP Tag Team Title Match The Northern Lights© (w/ Laurel Wreath) vs The Tradition</div>We made this match really competitive. The Tradition really pushed Vicious and Jordan. We kept match going until the Champs were able to hit the Lights Out on Thomas Morgan after a distraction from Laurel Wreath. In a decent match, The Northern Lights defeated The Tradition in 14:42 when Alton Vicious defeated Thomas Morgan by pinfall with a Lights Out. The Northern Lights make defence number 7 of their SNP Tag Team titles. D- After the match, Alton Vicious and Riddick Jordan celebrated until they saw Walter Morgan help Thomas Morgan to his feet. They took the opportunity to assert their dominance over the only team that pushed him. They attack both men from behind and finished them off by putting them through a table that they found under the ring. E- <div style="text-align:center;">SNP King of Scotland Title Match Roly Muckletruck© vs Meathead McAullie</div>The current champ vs the first champ. This was the end of the series of matches that would see a changing of the guard in the main event. Meathead loses he receives no more title shots while Rory is champ. We fashioned this match match as wild Scottish brawl. We kept both slugging it out and working hard. In this end we put Rory over with a Full Nelson submission victory. In a bout that had good heat and decent wrestling, Roly Muckletruck defeated Meathead McAullie in 11:50 by submission with a Full Nelson. Roly Muckletruck makes defence number 8 of his SNP King Of Scotland title. D Another show I was happy with. Going to Ireland to drink next. D </div></blockquote>

Greggyb · August 30, 2018

The Festival of Violence has come and gone. Now we move to Ireland. The Main Event will see the dominant all-conquering champion Roly Muckletruck will defend against the native Irishman, Padraig O’Hearne. Will Muckletruck roll over the top of another challenger or will the support of a country behind him be enough for the challenger to dethrone the King of Scotland? We will see the debut of the new tag team of Welsh Dragon and Red Dragon, known as Dreigiau Cymru. Rumour has it they will face The Tribe. After the events of a battle royale at Festival of Violence, Finn Funke will have a Hardcore Title shot against Bob Effette. The Funke Bunch petitioned to have Flash Funke added to the match. This was agreed to by Mark Carnie. After the events at Festival of Violence; The Tradition will be having a rematch for the Tag Team Titles against The Northern Lights in a Tables match. The Tradition pushed The Northern Lights to their limits before a distraction let to victory for The Northern Lights. What followed, was an unnecessary assault by the Champions on the challengers. To address some issues surrounding the battle royale, JK Lee, Grant Bridge, Augustus Bumblescoop will partake in a four corners ladder match with Axl Grease added to the mix. To the winner of the match will get the choice of a shot at the Tag Team Titles or the Hardcore Title. Also in action will be Milo Morningstar, Dwayne Dark, Leo Price and Maximum Destruction. <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="45784" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">SNP Fighting Irish SNP King of Scotland Roly Muckletruck© vs Padraig O'Hearne Dreigiau Cymru vs The Tribe SNP Hardcore Title Match Bob Effette© vs Finn Funke vs Flash Funke SNP Tag Team Title Match - Tables Match The Northern Lights© vs The Tradition Ladder Match Augustus Bumblescoop vs Axl Grease vs Grant Bridge vs JK Lee</div></div></blockquote>

Greggyb · August 31, 2018

<div style="text-align:center;">SNP Fighting Irish Crescent Crown Pub(Ireland) ATT: 81</div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="45784" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div> We open the show with some of the women of SNP fighting. This time it is Khloe and Marbella. The fight ended when they separated by some disinterested security personnel. They ended up screaming at that they would have men fight for them at our next show. A freestyle segment called 'Khloe & Marbella have a disagreement' featuring Marbella and Khloe. C- Ladder Match Augustus Bumblescoop vs Axl Grease vs Grant Bridge vs JK Lee This match was all about keeping contendership going around the Hardcore Title. We kept it even between all four members, it featured the standard “almost there” spots until JK Lee was able to retrieve the briefcase hanging above the ladder to signal his capturing of a title shot. In a poor match, JK Lee defeated Augustus Bumblescoop, Grant Bridge and Axl Grease in a Ladder match in 9:54 when JK Lee retrieved the item. E Dreigiau Cymru vs The Tribe The Tribe are team that are fast becoming the standard put over the incoming team. This month we debuted Dreigiau Cymru who consist of the veteran Red Dragon and a newcomer to the sport; Welsh Dragon. The Tribe, asl always, were made to look tough and fight hard but in the incoming team went over. In a poor match, Dreigiau Cymru defeated The Tribe in 8:05 when Red Dragon defeated Rhys Vali by pinfall with a Moonsault. E+ Something happened in the halls of the Crescent Crown Pub and Milo Morningstar and Dwayne Dark were found to be brawling. Both men were landing haymakers before they were seperated by disinterested security. A freestyle segment called 'Milo and Dark brawl in the hall' featuring Dwayne Dark and Milo Morningstar. C- SNP Hardcore Title Match Bob Effette © vs Finn Funke vs Flash Funke The Funke Bunch worked exceptioanlly well toegther until it came to making a decision over who was going to take the pinfall. In the end, the internal distraction allowed Effette to his patented low blow, roll up and cock grab finish to retain the title as the most unlikely Hardcore Champion. In a bout that didn't have much heat and terrible wrestling, Bob Effette defeated Finn Funke and Flash Funke in 9:43 when Bob Effette defeated Flash Funke by pinfall. Bob Effette makes defence number 7 of his SNP Hardcore title. E- Rory Muckletruck found the challenger Padraig O’Hearne’s locker room and starting bashing on the door until The Irishman opened it. Roly screamed in face, taken aback O’Hearne didn’t know what to do so, so he just screamed back. A freestyle segment called 'Roly Muckletruck goes mad; Padraig answers back' featuring Roly Muckletruck and Padraig O'Hearne. C- Leo Price vs Maximum Destruction(w/ Joy) In a match that was added to show late, The Lion continued his hot streak since his arrival from 21CW, he was able to defeat Max D. The match finished with Leo hitting his patented Price Drop is what has been a pretty poor year for Maximum Destruction. In a bout that had great heat and decent wrestling, Leo Price defeated Maximum Destruction in 9:35 by pinfall with a Price Drop. D Tables Match SNP Tag Team Titles The Northern Lights© (w/ Laurel Wreath) vs The Tradition Following on from the events of our last show, Riddick Jordan and Alton Vicious took on The unrelated Morgan, Thomas and Walter in a tables match. In another what was another hotley fought contest, The Northern Lights came out victorious when it looked like Walter Morgan was going to put Alton Vicious through a table off the top rope, Laurel Wreath tipped him up and allowed Vicious to reverse it into a superplex through the last table. In a bout that had decent wrestling but didn't have much heat, The Northern Lights defeated The Tradition in a Tables match in 13:11; Thomas Morgan was eliminated first, then Riddick Jordan, and finally Walter Morgan. The Northern Lights make defence number 8 of their SNP Tag Team titles. D King of Scotland Match Roly Muckletruck© vs Padraig O’Hearne The crowd amped up for the main event. The local irishman, against another dominant champion in Roly Muckletruck. This was a back and forth match designed to keep the crowd on the edge of their seat the whole way, even possibly make them fall over when O’Hearne hit the Crowning Glory on the champ, only for his foot to end up under the bottom rope, and by the time the count could me made we only got a 2-count. Eventually, The Irishman succumbed to the power of Muckletruck and submitted to a Full Nelson. In a bout that had a decent reaction from the crowd but sub-par wrestling, Roly Muckletruck defeated Padraig O'Hearne in 14:34 by submission with a Full Nelson. Roly Muckletruck makes defence number 9 of his SNP King Of Scotland title. E+ D- </div></blockquote>

Greggyb · September 3, 2018

We are coming away from Ireland, and going back to Scotland. And we are Born to Raise Hell.

Fighting Irish was a solid show, and we pushed a competent challenger against a dominant champion. We also have a newcomer in the mix, in the former 21CW Veteran Leo "The Lion" Price rising through the ranks. This has lead to a Six Man Tag Match being announced. Leo Price will team with former contenders, Meathead McAullie and Maximum Destruction to take on Roly Muckletruck, Padraig O'Hearne and a partner yet to be named. This match will have consequences around the King of Scotland championship, but what those are - that's yet to be decided.

Another hard fought title match, another Northern Lights victory followed by an awful beating to show The Tradition who the Big Dogs of the Yard are. The Tradition have petitioned for one last title shot. The request has been granted much to the protests of Alton Vicious and Riddick Jordan. It was decided that if The Tradition wanted to climb the ladder to the top. Then they could climb the ladder to grab the belts.

After the theatrics of Fighting Irish, Khloe and Marbella have selected their "men" who will fight for their "honour".

Bob Effette, will look to continue his title reign against JK Lee. While Dreigiau Cymru will look to follow up their first victory against The Bridges of London. And after their brawl at Fighting Irish, Milo Morningstar and Dwayne Dark will look to settle their score in the ring.

SNP Born to Raise Hell
Leo Price, Meathead McAullie & Maximum Destruction vs Roly Muckletruck, Padraig O'Hearne & ???
SNP Tag Team Title Match - Ladder Match
The Northern Lights© vs The Tradition
SNP Hardcore Title Match
Bob Effette© vs JK Lee
Khloe's "man" vs Marbella's "man"
Dreigiau Cymru vs The Bridges of London
Dwayne Dark vs Milo Morningstar

Rhyme1234 · September 8, 2018

SNP Born to Raise Hell

Leo Price, Meathead McAullie & Maximum Destruction vs Roly Muckletruck, Padraig O'Hearne & ???

SNP Tag Team Title Match - Ladder Match

SNP Hardcore Title Match

Khloe's "man" vs Marbella's "man"

Dreigiau Cymru vs The Bridges of London

Dwayne Dark vs Milo Morningstar

Greggyb · September 8, 2018

<div style="text-align:center;">SNP Born to Raise Hell Caledonian Club(Scotland) ATT: 300</div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="45784" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Our show open with SNP’s resident skanks Khloe and Marbella screaming at each other and trying to rip each other’s clothes off before they introduce their men. A freestyle segment called 'Angle with Khloe, Marbella' featuring Khloe and Marbella. D+ Bam Bam Picalo(w/ Khloe) vs Crash Carlile(w/ Marbella) We just let the two rookies go at it. It was a mistake, we gave them too long in the ring. In the end, Crash Carlile went over with his Mark of Cain finisher. And the two women kept screaming at each other after match. Somehow this isn’t over - women like to hold a grudge. In a terrible match, Crash Carlile defeated Bam Bam Picalo in 10:11 by pinfall with a Mark Of Cain. E+ Leo “The Lion” Price walked to the ring. He told the SNP faithful that he was going to take the King of Scotland title and Roly Muckletruck needs to “man up and face some real competition”. The crowd ate the cake that Price served up. A freestyle segment called 'Leo Price talks about the future' featuring Leo Price. B- SNP Hardcore Title Match Bob Effette© vs JK Lee Bob Effette and JK Lee did their thing, but their styles were mish-mashed and made for disjointed encounter. In the end Effette won the match with his signature, low blow/cock grab roll up finish, but when he failed to keep Lee’s shoulders on the mat, he twisted and tugged and Lee tapped out to end the excrutating pain. In a bout that had a decent reaction from the crowd but terrible wrestling, Bob Effette defeated JK Lee in 8:28 by submission. Bob Effette makes defence number 8 of his SNP Hardcore title. E- The Funke Bunch vs Jaunty Rhodes and Neville Jones In a match that was established to place a bit of momentum back to the Funke Bunch, was nothing special but gave something that indicated that Jones and Rhodes could make a good team in the future. The match was decent and in the end the experience of the Funke Bunch won out with their tag finisher - the Sick Beat. In a bout that had decent wrestling but didn't have much heat, The Funke Bunch defeated Neville Jones and Jaunty Rhodes in 7:20 when Finn Funke defeated Neville Jones by pinfall with The Sick Beat. D- Dwayne Dark vs Milo Morningstar Set up, by there fighting backstage last week, sees the young up and coming Dwayne Dark face the main event stalwart and cornerstone Milo Morningstar; Dark gave his all to undo Morningstar, but in the end the veteran’s experience in the big time proved to be Dark’s undoing as he fell to Milo’s Death Bomb. In a bout that had a decent reaction from the crowd but sub-par wrestling, Milo Morningstar defeated Dwayne Dark in 11:38 by pinfall with a Death Bomb. E- The King of Scotland, Roly Muckletruck came to the ring and roared about how much he has dominated every challenger and it didn't matter if some upstart came from down south. He would crush him like he has crushed everyone else A freestyle segment called 'Roly talks dominance' featuring Roly Muckletruck. B+ Dreigiau Cymru vs The Bridges of London This was set up to keep pushing the Dragons of Wales to the be challengers to the tag team titles; as such they overcame the Bridges relatively easy. In a poor match, Dreigiau Cymru defeated The Bridges Of London in 7:57 when Red Dragon defeated Grant Bridge by pinfall with a Moonsault. E+ SNP Tag Team Title Match Ladder Match The Northern Lights © (w/ Laurel Wreath) vs The Tradition The Tradition have pushed The Northern Lights more than any other team have pushed Jordan and Vicious in the history of SNP. The Northern Lights have pulled out victories but made it known that they don’t like their opponents by beating the Morgans down after each victory. Tonight, The Tradition took their last. This match looked to be going the same way as their previous encounters - The challengers pushing the champs but falling short; but when it looked like Alton Vicious would suplex Walter Morgan of the top of the ladder to allow Riddick Jordan to climb the otherside and take the title, Walter reversed it and took out Vicious and Jordan which allowed Thomas Morgan to come from the stars and grab the belts; ending over twelve months of tag team dominance by The Northern Lights. In a bout that had a decent reaction from the crowd but sub-par wrestling, The Tradition defeated The Northern Lights in a Ladder match in 15:14 when Thomas Morgan retrieved the item. The Tradition win the SNP Tag Team titles. E+ <div style="text-align:center;">Main Event Leo Price, Maximum Destruction and Meathead McAullie vs Padraig O’Hearne, Roly Muckletruck and Bali Daljit</div> Everyone was waiting for Roly’s and Paddy’s mystery partner; we delibartely underwhelmed them with Bali Daljit. We also made sure to keep Leo Price and Roly Muckletruck away from each other throughout the match to build anticipation for their eventual King of Scottland Match. Everyone was made too look danagerous with the possible exception of Daljit who took the pinfall for Leo Price. Price made belt signs at the chmap after the match while The Fighting Irishman Padraig O’Hearne took issue with Bali Daljit letting the team down. In a decent match, Maximum Destruction, Meathead McAullie and Leo Price defeated Padraig O'Hearne, Roly Muckletruck and Bali Daljit in 10:22 when Leo Price defeated Bali Daljit by pinfall with a Price Drop. D- D</div></blockquote>

Rhyme1234 · September 8, 2018

Cock Grab, nice finish the champ has, that gave me a good laugh. <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

Everything else is just to my liking, awesome artwork [Writing] here. <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

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