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I just wanted to say this diary is not dead. I just have had issues in my personal life that have led me to not want to write. I do have the next two shows after this one in the can as well but I did not want to burn through them. My goal for this diary is, at the very least, to make it through one game year.

 

I feel like a bit of a jerk for not responding to the comments below but as I have said before, I try not to bump my diary to respond to comments because I have always viewed that as a cheap bump. I do not want this diary being bumped up to the top while other writers who have actual updates (Be it shows or behind the scenes write-ups) are bumped down. That is why I do not respond.

 

That being said I had fully expected to respond to them before now but then I took my hiatus which was only supposed to be for a few days. But a few days turned into a week, which turned into a few weeks, and now here I am a month later.

 

Just read the show, I've missed the start but from what I've read one can relate and get the picture of everything that is going on. The sneaky champion was to my liking. I like "Travon", Jack Pride and Rocco Renoir they provide some entertainment to the show in a different manner. Most of the characters are getting fleshed out and I enjoy your writing style. Will definitely stay around and follow your work from now on! - cause "I fear the mullet!" or not ahah.

 

Thank you for the kind comments. Oh, and you should always fear the mullet because, by the looks of it, it seems like he has not washed his mullet in a few years. Maybe Mike isn't a meathead and he's more one of those people who lived in a hippy commune.

 

Good show as always, dude.

 

Thank you.

 

1. Mullet Manny and Mullet Mike in a mullet-off? More like it's a tag team in the making! Mullet Men assemble!

 

I might revisit that idea (aka steal) somewhere down the road.

 

2. Yes, the LA Stars look cool. Sucks that they're jobbers (for now).

 

They are not going to be jobbers as they are too popular. I just probably should not have signed another two masked men. That's four on the roster right now and only one is a Lucha wrestler.

 

5. The song was okay, but sounded like generic 80's music IIRC. I really hope I don't hear any of those songs in the future (although the radio station I do listen to has started to play older songs). They were playing late 90's and early 00's songs the other day and I was like, "damn, I'm (we're) getting old." But reading your songs now... well, you're older LOL :p

 

I mean I wasn't around when Accentuate the Positive was a hit. I was born like thirty years later and the Christopher Cross stuff came out when I was a little kid. So while yes I am old, I am not really old.

 

It is funny but I was thinking about it the other day and I remember watching Big Brother when I was in my early 20's and they had a couple of contestants in their early 30's on there. At the time I recall thinking, "Man 35 is so old." Well I passed thirty-five about seven years ago...so yeah I keep on telling myself age is just a number but I don't know if I believe it or not.:D

 

 

Paths of Glory 2020

 

For the NEW Championship:

 

Conner Threepwood vs. Raphael ©

 

The LA Stars vs. Manny Alvarez & Reggie Bishop

 

Mullet Mike, Nate DeMarcus, BP SWOLL vs. The Jet Set

 

Devil Dog vs. SJW

 

Paulie Pelton & Jerry Pepper vs. No Remorse

 

Onslaught vs. Sasquatch McGraw

 

There is a non-finish on this show. So one match will end in a draw.

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Conner Threepwood vs. Raphael ©

Guessing this will be the non-finish in order to keep both of these guys looking strong.

 

The LA Stars vs. Manny Alvarez & Reggie Bishop

Named team over random pairing

 

Mullet Mike, Nate DeMarcus, BP SWOLL vs. The Jet Set

I recall you saying Mike was actually decently popular so thinking that wth that information, faces are just the stronger team overall despite heels being the group here.

 

Devil Dog vs. SJW

Dog is higher on pecking order.

 

Paulie Pelton & Jerry Pepper vs. No Remorse

Real team over random pairing.

 

Onslaught vs. Sasquatch McGraw

Onslaught might have bit more storyline time (with that storyline with SJW) but McGraw seems to be the one who´s getting more wins in-ring so I go with him.

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Real life REALLY sucks right now (see what I did there? lol) so i fully understand not wanting to write. But then again, if you do ever need an escape, this might be the perfect avenue. Just my two cents. :)

 

For the NEW Championship:

Conner Threepwood vs. Raphael ©

This HAS to be the draw, right?

 

The LA Stars vs. Manny Alvarez & Reggie Bishop

You did say they won't be jobbers, so let's push em TO THE MOON! Err... to the stars?

 

 

Mullet Mike, Nate DeMarcus, BP SWOLL vs. The Jet Set

Maybe this is the draw? But I dunno, I think we'll see some cracks forming from inside TJS

 

 

Devil Dog vs. SJW

Don't wanna do it but he keeps letting me down every month :(

 

 

Paulie Pelton & Jerry Pepper vs. No Remorse

Would agree with Zergon and say tag name > no tag name, but I have a feeling you just don't have a good name for them yet. How about PP&J? Get it? Like PB & J? I'll see myself out :rolleyes:

 

 

Onslaught vs. Sasquatch McGraw

If our hero SJW has to suffer the indignity of a loss, it's only right that his ally Onslaught do so as well.

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NEW Paths of Glory 2020

Location: New Haven, Connecticut

Attendance: 66

Show Rating: 45

 

 

 

 

 

[The show begins with the typical NEW opening video package where we are shown various members of the roster and at the end of the video we see NEW Owner Buddy Garner putting the NEW Championship around Raphael’s waist.

 

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Once the video package is done we head on over to the announcer’s table where Rob and Honest Frank welcome us to New Haven, Connecticut. The announcer’s then proceeded to run down the matches that will be on the show tonight.]

 

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Onslaught vs. Sasquatch McGraw with Carl Batch

 

Match:

 

  • Heading into this match it would not be odd to think that this would be a walk in the park for Sasquatch just due to the massive difference in size between the two competitors.
     
     
  • Well, looks can be deceiving as Onslaught did what he had to do to stand a chance in this match and that was using his massive speed advantage in order to make the big man get tired.
     
     
  • This was actually working pretty well for the young Texan, that was until SJW came down to the ring.
     
     
  • SJW started cheering on Onslaught and this caused Onslaught to be distracted, which is never a good thing to be when in the ring with Sasquatch.
     
     
  • Sasquatch was finally able to catch his prey and Carl Batch implored his charge to not end the match quickly adding, “I want to see him suffer for daring to even think he could beat you!”
     
     
  • Sasquatch did exactly as he was told, inflicting as much pain as possible onto Onslaught.
     
     
  • SJW pleaded with Carl to have Sasquatch stop brutalizing Onslaught saying, “Please make him stop, you’re a marginalized person. Onslaught is as well. You cannot keep doing this to him.” Carl just looked at SJW and smirked.
     
     
  • Finally, Carl said, “Wrap it up, he’s suffered enough.”
     
     
  • With that Sasquatch nailed Onslaught with a Running Big Boot and three seconds later Sasquatch picked up yet another victory.

 

Winner: Sasquatch McGraw

Time: 6:46 by

Match Rating: 40

 

[We are now shown footage that was shot, according to the graphic on the screen, earlier today. In this footage, we see the members of the Jet Set (Prime Time Jack Pryde, Tavon Blake Jr., and Rocco Renoir) in the backstage interview area.

 

Rocco has a bag of Mullet Mike’s hair in one hand and a cordless battery-operated razor in his other hand.]

 

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Rocco Renoir: Last month that foul-smelling scrub Mullet Mike had the audacity to blow cigarette smoke directly into my face. Never in my life have I been through such a traumatic experience as that.

 

Luckily I went to the doctor and she told me everything was okay. But trust me when I say this, for a few days it was touch and go for me.

 

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Jack Pryde: It really was, the poor guy kept on texting me worried about what your cancer stick did to him. It was rough…

 

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Tavon Blake Jr.: But you did get a measure of revenge…

 

[Rocco smiles and holds up a bag of Mike’s hair.]

 

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Rocco Renoir: Yes I did...granted I did not get the actual mullet hair but I did get some of that greasy, disgusting, unwashed, hair of his and that was the best revenge I could get.

 

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Jack Pryde: You did take a decontamination shower after that, right? I mean who knows what sort of gross, vile, disgusting things live in his hair…

 

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Rocco Renoir: Of course I did. I am not an idiot like Mike.

 

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Tavon Blake Jr.: Speaking of idiots...tonight we’re not facing off against just one idiot. We’re facing off against three idiots.

 

BP and Nate you couldn’t leave well enough alone. You just had to stick your noses in Jet Set business once again. Well I know both of y’all are foolish, ignorant, morons and tonight we as a collective are going to prove just how stupid you two are for joining forces with that mullet moron.

 

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Jack Pryde: Mullet moron...Tavon you have such a great way with words and you’re absolutely right. Tonight Nate, Mike, and BP are going to learn the hard way that you simply do not mess with the Jet Set. Only damn fools would try to do so and well...I mean they are fools but still.

 

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Rocco Renoir: Oh and Mike if you think I am done playing barber. Well, you are sadly mistaken.

 

Because tonight I have a razor and I fully intend to shave that thing you call hair clean off your head. Your hair is a public health hazard and I have the tool to clean it up.

 

Or better yet, think of it as my Christmas present to the rest of society. Yeah, I like that better.

 

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Paulie Pelton & Jerry Pepper vs. No Remorse

 

Match:

 

  • Heading into this match it was clear that the members of No Remorse (Remmy and Cip) took their opponents lightly, this was a mistake on their part.
     
     
  • Even though Paulie and Pepper have never won a match in NEW both men were determined to change that.
     
     
  • In fact, Paulie and Pepper came very close to claiming their first respective victory on multiple occasions throughout this match.
     
     
  • The fans were clearly behind Paulie and Pepper as every time they would even get a two count the crowd would pop with excitement.
     
     
  • Sadly for P&P and the fans tonight, as many other nights in the past, would not be their night.
     
     
  • This sad fact happened after Cip nailed Pepper with a Running Boot.

 

Winners: No Remorse

Time: 12:02

Match Rating: 42

 

[The match is done and Cip leaves the ring to snatch the microphone from the ring announcer. The real man’s man then begins to speak with his gravelly voice.]

 

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Cip Conduit: What you saw right there were two real men showcasing our talent against two boys who were clearly not fit enough to lace our boots. Remmy, I am getting sick and tired of NEW officials booking us in matches against people who cannot beat us.

 

I know I’ve said it before, if NEW officials have run out of opponents to challenge us then why don’t they book us against something that will challenge us. Remmy and I are real men’s men. We don't care who or what we fight.

 

You wanna put us in the ring with two grizzly bears, we’ll beat their asses. You wanna put us in the ring with two rottweilers, we’ll beat their asses. Hell, you wanna rent out a water tank and put two narwhals in there...we’ll beat their asses. Cuz I wouldn’t hesitate to punch a damn narwhal in the face. I just want a challenge, I am sick of beating the same pretty boys month after month.

 

Because of that, I think it is high time we take our frustrations out on the two brats in the ring.

 

[Cip and Remmy enter the ring and attack Paulie and Pepper (Pepper was still lying on the mat and Paulie was checking on him). Cip removes the belt from around his jeans (Yes he wrestles in jeans, he is a real man's man after all.) and begins to whip Pepper’s back with the belt. While this is going on Remmy has Paulie locked in a Scorpion Deathlock.

 

This attack quickly comes to an end once High Octane (Langston Franklin and Jerry Martin) run down to the ring wielding steel chairs. As soon as Cip and Remmy see High Octane coming they quickly bail out of the ring and then hop the guardrails and retreat through the crowd.

 

High Octane do not pursue the heels, they instead check on the statuses of Pepper and Paulie.]

 

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Devil Dog vs. Seth James Wilson

 

Match:

 

  • There is no trigger warning issued this month as the ring announcer refuses to hand the microphone over to SJW, SJW says something about toxic masculinity and the match begins.
     
     
  • SJW does his typical run out of the ring strategy, though one has to question if it is an actual strategy or is SJW truly frightened of his opponent.
     
     
  • Once the former Marine Devil Dog caught up to NEW’s resident social justice warrior, it was just a matter of time before Devil Dog applied the Rear Naked Choke.
     
     
  • This forced SJW to tap out.

 

Winner: Devil Dog

Time: 8:16

Match Rating: 27

 

[We now head to the backstage interview area where Nate DeMarcus, BP SWOLL, and Mullet Mike are standing by. Both Mike and Nate are wearing Boston Red Sox hats.]

 

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Nate DeMarcus: Rocco Renoir what you did to this man last month was foul. You don’t mess with a man’s hair.

 

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Mullet Mike: That’s right!

 

Rocco, you ain’t nothing but a little punk...you’re a clown ass coward for what you did to me last month.

 

Now I’ll tell everyone that I meet that I ain’t the smartest guy, I don’t have the best fashion sense, but the one thing I do have, besides great taste in music, is a bitching mullet. That’s something I take great pride in.

 

Well, last month you stripped me of my dignity when you did this to me bitching mullet!

 

[Mike removes his hat to reveal a patch of shaved off hair near his hairline. BP looks at Mike’s hair and cringes.]

 

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BP SWOLL: Jet Set...you warned me and Nate about getting involved in your business. Well me and Nate aren’t at all worried about your warnings because getting involved in the Jet Set business is what we do.

 

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Nate DeMarcus: That’s absolutely right SWOLL. Some people play video games, some folks play dice, and others might play Magic the Gathering...but what me and big man do… what our hobby is, is getting all up in y’all’s business.

 

It’s a fun hobby to have because it means nearly every month we get to kick the ever-living crap out of three bullies and there ain’t nothing more fun than putting some wack-ass bullies in their place.

 

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Mullet Mike: Rocco you ain’t ever gonna get another opportunity to get anywhere near my bitching mullet. That much is true and tonight when me and my boys take care of you and your lame-o crew, I might just pick up that razor and give your pretty boy hair a nice little shave.

 

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Mullet Mike, Nate DeMarcus, BP SWOLL vs. The Jet Set

 

Match:

 

  • This match was a cluster you know what, right from the start as all six men fought in the ring.
     
     
  • The action soon spilled outside of the ring and Referee David Poker tried desperately to try and gain order in the match.
     
     
  • The action soon returned to the ring and Jet Set gained the advantage as they isolated Mike in their corner.
     
     
  • The Jet Set used triple-team tactics to keep Mike in their corner, this caused BP and Nate to desperately enter the ring every time the heels would team up to attack Mike.
     
     
  • Tavon, Rocco, and Jack began to work on Mike’s left leg, this was done so that when Tavon applied the Figure Four, Mike would be quick to submit.
     
     
  • It was at this point that BP and Nate began leading a, “Fear the mullet”, chant. The fans soon joined in and it seemed like the support of the fans gave Nate the extra needed push he needed in order to fight out of the Jet Set’s corner.
     
     
  • Mike hot tagged BP into the match and BP quickly dispatched both Rocco and Jack with a double clothesline.
     
     
  • BP and Tavon then went at it in the center of the ring and the action once again spilled out onto the arena floor.
     
     
  • Once again all six men partook in mutual combat on the arena floor as David Poker made his slow count to ten.
     
     
  • When neither Tavon nor BP, who were the two legal men in the match, returned to the ring before the count of ten David Poker had no other choice but to count both teams out.

 

Winners: None, both teams were counted-out

Time: 13:06

Match Rating: 29

 

[All six men continued to brawl at ringside before finally stopping when a slew of NEW backstage officials separated them.]

 

[We are now shown footage that was shot earlier in the day. In this footage, we see NEW Champion Raphael and his girlfriend Lucinda Larouche arriving at the arena. Raphael is wearing a three-piece blue suit, while Lucinda is wearing a yellow sundress.

 

Raphael smiles at the camera and a voice off-screen asks the champion a question.]

 

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Unknown voice: Hey champ, how do you feel about Conner calling you a coward?

 

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Raphael: Just peachy!

 

What, did you expect me to be angry about that? Why would I be angry over something like that?

 

Look here mister cameraman, I am an elite athlete but I did not earn the right to call myself that just on my natural skills alone. No, I earned the right to call myself that because not only am I the most talented in-ring worker in this company but I am also the smartest.

 

Now that’s not me being conceited, that’s me telling the truth. Conner and Buddy Garner might view what I did last month as cowardly...both have said as much. But at the end of the day, I decided to make a tactical retreat last month...I decided to use the rules to my advantage.

 

Some may see that as being cowardly, I see it as being the smartest option I had at that moment. Remember, I work smarter, not harder.

 

Now if you’ll excuse me, pal, me, and Lu have some adult fun we would like to partake in before the show begins. Ain’t that right baby girl?

 

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Lucinda Larouche: That’s absolutely right tiger!

 

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The LA Stars vs. Manny Alvarez & Reggie Bishop

 

Match:

 

  • There are three new faces in this match. The LA Stars are a very good young tag team who have gained notoriety for their time in NYCW and former ACPW wrestler and tag team specialist Reggie Bishop.
     
     
  • This turned out to be an excellent back and forth match with both teams getting a chance to shine.
     
     
  • At the start of the match neither team had much of an advantage, that soon changed as the Stars were able to gain control.
     
     
  • Reggie bumped all over the ring for his opponents and it looked as if the Stars were going to cruise towards a quick victory.
     
     
  • But that was not the case as the heel used some underhanded tactics to gain the advantage.
     
     
  • Manny and Reggie then isolated LA Star #2 in their corner and they kept him there, inflicting as much pain as possible.
     
     
  • LA Star #1 was able to mobilize the fans to cheer on LA Star #2, LA 2 was able to fight his way out of the heels corner and hot tag LA 1 into the match.
     
     
  • LA 1 was able to nail Reggie with a graceful dropkick, knocking the Canadian out of the ring.
     
     
  • The LA Stars then teamed up to take Manny out with a Star Destroyer and three later the Stars picked up their first NEW victory.

 

Winners: The LA Stars

Time: 9:16

Match Rating: 44

 

[Onslaught is angrily walking down a hallway in the backstage of the arena. He soon arrives at a door and lets out a deep breath to try to calm himself. Onslaught tries to open the door but it is locked, this infuriates him even more so he pounds on the door and yells out...]

 

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Onslaught: Open up the damn door Seth, I know you’re in there.

 

[A very odd sounding British accent can be heard from the other side of the door.]

 

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Odd sounding British accent: Oi gov, there ain’t no Seth here. Now move along…

 

[Onslaught does not know if he should laugh or get even angrier. He decides to do the former, he laughs and shakes his head.]

 

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Onslaught: Come on dude, I know you’re in there. There is a white piece of paper right on the side of the door saying Safe Space, check your toxic masculinity. Who else would put up such a trash sign like that?

 

[We once again hear the odd sounding British accent from behind the door.]

 

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Odd sounding British accent: Look gov, I told ya there ain’t no Seth here. But I am looking for Gavin...he’s my best friend.

 

Have you seen him?

 

Gav...Gavin!

 

He’s an English bloke. Lovely feller. He went missing and, uh...now I'm all alone.

 

[Onslaught shakes his head again.]

 

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Onslaught: Look Seth, I have not come here to hurt you or Mister Howie Bear. I just thought...well...two months ago I thought we reached an agreement.

 

I thought you finally agreed to stay away from me...I thought I would never have to listen to your annoying view of the world again. I thought I would finally have some peace…

 

[The door to the Safe Space opens up and Mister Howie Bear sticks his head out. Moments later SJW sticks his head out as well.]

 

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SJW: We did have an agreement, an agreement which you reneged on when you supported the fascist fans last month in my match against Nate DeMarcus. You led that evil, fascist, non-diverse crowd to cheer against me.

 

Me!

 

The champion of the marginalized!

 

The man who is clearly put on this earth to serve as an ally to you and all oppressed individuals.

 

That broke me...but then I realized that maybe you were testing me all along…

 

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Onslaught: I assure you I was not…

 

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SJW: You say that but you could be using coded language...you know yes means no, no means yes...two plus two equals five…

 

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Onslaught: What the hell are you talking about bro? Have you finally gone loco?

 

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SJW: Oh loco, I love it! I feel Latinx just hearing that beautiful word!

 

I feel like you have finally accepted me as your ally…

 

[Onslaught shrugs his shoulders, smirks, and walks away. Knowing that nothing will get through to SJW. SJW basks in what he believes is his newfound connection to Onslaught.]

 

[We now head to the backstage interview area where NEW’s backstage correspondent Tabitha Mara is standing by with Conner Threepwood.]

 

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Tabitha: Conner tonight you have earned a rematch for the NEW Championship. This happened after NEW Owner Buddy Garner and other various NEW officials decided to give you another shot due to Conner’s actions last month.

 

My question to you is, what can you do to stop Conner from using the championship rules to his advantage?

 

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Conner Threepwood: Honestly Tabitha, I am not sure there is much I can do to prevent Raphael from using loopholes to his advantage. Trust me I have tried everything I could to get him to fight me in an honest match.

 

I’ve tried to appeal to his competitive nature and that does not work. I have called him a coward and that does not seem to bother him either. I just don’t know what I can do in order to stop him from cutting corners.

 

Raphael, I am going to make one last appeal to you right here, right now. Let me and you have a fair and honest match tonight. Let us truly prove who the better man is.

 

Look, I get it, you’re the champion. This means you have built in advantages that I do not have. You can get yourself intentionally disqualified, you can get yourself counted-out and if you do those things you will retain your title.

 

Well Raphael, if you truly honestly believe that you are the best wrestler in this company today...then why do you wrestle a clean match this one time. Why don’t you show the fans and the boys in the back just how good you really are. I think you and I owe the fans that much and I am cautiously optimistic that you might see the light and feel the same way I do.

 

Raphael, we can end this thing between us tonight, if you just do the right thing and help me give the fans what they really want to see. Which is a match between two of the best wrestlers in this company. If we do that and you beat me in an honest manner, then I will gladly shake your hand and put that belt around your waist. Because if you beat me tonight in a fair and honest manner then we will both truly know who is the best wrestler in this company today.

 

The Following Match is for the NEW Championship:

 

 

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Conner Threepwood vs. Raphael © with Lucinda Larouche

 

Match:

 

  • The bell rings to signify the start of the match and Raphael immediately slides out of the ring and tells Lucinda to follow him.
     
     
  • The first couple of NEW begin to make their way to the backstage area of the arena.
     
     
  • Conner, not wanting a repeat of last month, goes after Raphael and the two men begin to brawl in the aisle leading towards the ring.
     
     
  • The two combatants soon make their way back into the ring and within moments Conner is on the offensive and he takes control of the match.
     
     
  • Conner gets in a couple of near falls during this stretch of the match and this keeps the fans on the edge of their seats as the vast majority of them want to see the Hick from French Lick pick up the NEW gold.
     
     
  • A nervous Lucinda jumps up onto the ring apron to chastise Referee Xander Summer’s refereeing skills.
     
     
  • Conner heads over to see what all of the commotion is about and this temporary distraction gives Raphael the opportunity to clear the cobwebs and attack the challenger from behind.
     
     
  • It is now Raphael’s turn to dominate the match but it would appear that there is nothing Raphael can do to put Conner away.
     
     
  • At one point, Raphael put Conner down with a Cupid’s Arrow and Conner had enough ring awareness to put his foot on the bottom rope. This caused Xander Summer to stop his pinfall count.
     
     
  • Raphael can then be heard saying, “Screw this, I’m done for the night.”, the champion once again slides out of the ring and makes his way towards the dressing room.
     
     
  • He is met at the curtain to the backstage area of the arena by none other than NEW Owner Buddy Garner who orders Raphael to go back to the ring or he will be stripped of his championship.
     
     
  • An angry Raphael runs back to the ring and he is met by Conner as the two men begin to brawl in the center of the ring.
     
     
  • Neither man had much of an advantage during this part of the match as both men were able to get their offense in.
     
     
  • As the wrestlers approached the twenty-minute mark in the match, it was clear that Conner’s tank was starting to deplete as he was sucking wind hard.
     
     
  • Conner threw everything he had offensively at Raphael during this point in the match and once again there were a couple of very close near falls.
     
     
  • At one point Conner was mere microseconds away from becoming the new NEW Champion.
     
     
  • Conner then mustered up enough reserve energy to put Raphael into the Stretch Plumb.
     
     
  • The fans were starting to go wild as it looked as if Conner was going to submit the champion.
     
     
  • Lucinda was not about to allow that to happen as she once again jumped up onto the ring apron to protest something.
     
     
  • This caused a very annoyed and tired Conner to release Raphael from the Stretch Plumb.
     
     
  • Conner then slowly lumbered over to where Lucinda and Xander were, in order to hear exactly what Lucinda’s grievances were.
     
     
  • This once again allowed Raphael a much needed rest period and Raphael snuck up from behind Conner and nailed Conner with a low blow from behind.
     
     
  • Conner doubled over in pain as Lucinda hopped off the ring apron.
     
     
  • A beyond tired Raphael used this time to taunt the fans yelling out, “I work smarter, not harder!”, Raphael then downed Conner with a Cupid’s Arrow, and three seconds later he made defense number four of his NEW Championship.

 

Winner and still NEW Champion: Raphael

Time: 26:33

Match Rating: 53

 

 

 

 

 

Prediction Results:

 

TheEffect 5/6

Zergon 4/6

KyTeran 3/6

michgcs 3/6

Herrbear 1/6

 

Overall:

 

KyTeran 14 points

Zergon 14 points

michgcs 12 points

1PWfan 6 points

Herrbear 5 points

Historian 5 points

TheEffect 5 points

smw88 4 points

 

 

 

 

Post-Show Notes:

 

 

1. I would like to thank everyone who predicted in the prediction contest. Especially TheEffect for who joined in on the competition for this show and picked the most correct for this show. TheEffect was also the only one who correctly guessed which match would have the non-finish.

 

2. Speaking of the non-finish, I felt bad because the obvious choice was the main event. However, I did a non-finish between the two of them on the previous show and I did not want to do it again.

 

3. Reggie Bishop is a high match rating machine. I have a feeling he is going to be like Remmy where I have to push him because of good he is. I mean I had every intention of pushing Remmy but his popularity seemed to blow up after putting on great match after great match for me. I think Reggie might end up being the same.

 

Reggie and Manny have great chemistry as a tag team. This sort of sucks because I had no intention of making them a regular team, but now that I know that I might do so down the line.

 

4. Yes the whole SJW/Onslaught conversation was a rip-off of Red Dead Redemption II. I just copied Nigel's dialogue from the RDR2 wiki. For those of you who do not know, Nigel is an English guy who is looking for his friend Gavin in RDR2.

 

The game takes place over the span of I believe seven years and Nigel can be found looking for his friend throughout the entire game.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Real life REALLY sucks right now (see what I did there? lol) so i fully understand not wanting to write. But then again, if you do ever need an escape, this might be the perfect avenue. Just my two cents. :)

 

You might be right. I do miss writing on here when I am not doing it and when I am doing it I find myself asking, "Why am I doing this?"

 

But I guess maybe this is a good avenue to escape for a little bit.

 

 

No predictions for me right now as I am just getting into this, but happy to be. Strongly support you keep going, also strongly support you putting real life stuff first as I've had to do this recently as well.

 

Happy to be here and following along.

 

Thank you for the kind words. I am glad you have decided to keep up your ECW dairy as well. For those who have not got a chance to check out Tobin's diary, you really should it is very well written and the graphics are awesome.

 

Mullet Mike, Nate DeMarcus, BP SWOLL vs. The Jet Set

I recall you saying Mike was actually decently popular so thinking that wth that information, faces are just the stronger team overall despite heels being the group here.

 

Yeah, Mike really did not want to lose to the Jet Set, I had to make him look strong in the road agent notes. Oddly enough, his popularity did not go down and nobody else in the match had their popularity go up.

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Real life REALLY sucks right now (see what I did there? lol) so i fully understand not wanting to write. But then again, if you do ever need an escape, this might be the perfect avenue. Just my two cents. :)

 

I'm here for you. :(

 

Love the roster. Raphael is a prince in the ring, as far as I'm concerned.

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<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Kijar" data-cite="Kijar" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="52316" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>I'm here for you. <img alt=":(" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/frown.png.e6b571745a30fe6a6f2e918994141a47.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><p> </p><p> Love the roster. Raphael is a prince in the ring, as far as I'm concerned.</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> Thanks, buddy. <img alt=":)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> It's tough to keep my head on straight, this pandemic is taking its toll. Hope you guys are staying safe over there. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> Now on to the show... Finally got the chance to read it LOL</p><p> 1. Not much to say this month. Sucks that Connor lost but that low blow could at least lead to one more match. Maybe a lumberjack match? Lucinda in a shark cage to even things up? </p><p> 2. I like how your tag division is building up organically. It's like it's rejecting the fact that you have zero(?) plans for it <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> 3. YES! Onslaught and SJW aren't done yet! My dreams of an odd-pairing tag team are still alive! The Marginalized Allies are going to be the first-ever NEW tag team champions!</p><p> 4. I'm imagining Mullet Mike wearing one of those caps with drinks attached to either side <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> 5. I don't really pay attention to match grades, especially since NEW is a small company, but did the main event get the highest grade ever?</p>
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NEW The War To End All Wars 2021

Location: Montpelier, Vermont

Attendance: 66

Show Rating: 45

 

 

 

 

 

 

[After being shown the opening video package, we are taken down to the ring where NEW Owner Buddy Garner is standing in the center of the ring holding two titles. Buddy begins to address the crowd, as the crowd’s excitement for the start of the show dies down.]

 

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Buddy Garner: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls...right now I am, as you can see, holding two titles. These titles are the NEW Tag Team Championships.

 

Now we ain’t got no tag team champions here in NEW and that is about to change. Starting next month and for the next three shows, we’re going to have a little something called an Elimination Chase.

 

Now for those curious as to what an Elimination Chase is, well it’s simple. Next month four tag teams will take part in a multi-team match. The first team to be pinned in that match will be eliminated from the Elimination Chase while the other three teams will meet the next month at our March show.

 

The team that gets pinned at our March show will be eliminated from the Elimination Chase and that will leave two teams to compete at our first-year anniversary show in April. The team that wins at our anniversary show in April will then win the Elimination Chase and they will also become the first-ever NEW Tag Team Champions.

 

The four teams that will be competing in the Chase are No Remorse, The LA Stars, High Octane, and The Jet Set which will be Rocco Renoir and Jack Pryde.

 

Now I am not gonna waste anymore of your time, let’s get this show started!

 

[The fans cheer as Buddy leaves the ring and we head over to the announcer’s desk where Rob and Frank talk briefly about the Elimination Chase before then talk about the matches on the card tonight. We then head over to the ring for the first match of the night.]

 

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Onslaught & Paulie Pelton vs. Brutality Incorporated with Carl Batch

 

Match:

 

  • On commentary Frank talks about how livid Carl and the Brutality boys are over being left out of the Elimination Chase match. Frank then adds, “I absolutely would not want to be poor Paulie or Onslaught tonight.”
     
     
  • Deathwish and Sasquatch took all of their anger out on Paulie as they quickly isolated him in their corner.
     
     
  • When Sasquatch had enough of “playing with” Paulie, he picked Paulie up and tossed Paulie into his (Paulie’s) corner.
     
     
  • Onslaught tagged into the match and it started to look like Sasquatch had made a mistake as Onslaught used his rapid-fire offense to keep the big man on his toes.
     
     
  • It is at this point that SJW came down to the ring and began cheering Onslaught on.
     
     
  • Onslaught stupidly turns his attention towards SJW, which was a fatal mistake on Onslaught’s part.
     
     
  • Mainly because Sasquatch grabbed Onslaught from behind, spun him around, and shot Onslaught into the ropes.
     
     
  • Sasquatch then nailed Onslaught with a Running Big Boot and three seconds later Brutality Inc. picked up another victory.

 

Winners: Brutality Incorporated

Time: 6:51

Match Rating: 35

 

[We are now taken to the backstage interview area where NEW’s backstage correspondent Tabitha Mara is standing by with Conner Threepwood.]

 

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Tabitha: Conner tonight you get another crack at NEW Champion Raphael. What are your thoughts about Raphael saying you shouldn’t get another match?

 

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Conner Threepwood: Honestly Tabitha that is not up to either me or Raphael on if I should or should not get a rematch. The NEW powers that be decided that I haven’t gotten my fair shake in my matches with Raphael and therefore I am going to be getting another opportunity to fight him for the title.

 

I hope that tonight Raphael fights within the parameters of the rules and then there will be no need for another rematch. If I beat him I am the new champion, if he beats me without trying to break or exploit any rules then he is the better man. It really is as simple as that.

 

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Tabitha: Do you have anything else you would like to say directly to Conner about your match with him tonight?

 

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Conner Threepwood: Um...yeah...look Raph, I know you are a great wrestler. I have been in that ring with you so many times and I am fully aware of what you are capable of. However, you choose to break or exploit the rules each and every time. So much like last month, I am going to implore you to give me and the fans the match they and I deserve.

 

Show us just why you are the best wrestler here in NEW. Prove you are not a coward like many people think you are. Tonight just give me an honest, clean fight in the ring. If you do that and you beat me fair and square, I will shake your hand in the center of the ring and I will gladly tell anyone who will listen that you are the better man.

 

That’s all I can ask for…

 

[Conner walks off camera as Tabitha turns her attention back to the camera and says...]

 

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Tabitha: Back to your Rob.

 

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Devil Dog vs. Reggie Bishop

 

Match:

 

  • This was a good match that showcased Devil Dog’s talent and Reggie’s ability to make his opponent look fantastic.
     
     
  • In the end, Devil Dog picked up the victory after causing Reggie to tap-out the Rear Naked Choke.

 

Winner: Devil Dog

Time: 8:05

Match Rating: 41

 

[Per the graphic on the screen we are now being shown footage that was shot earlier in the day. In said footage we see Manny Alvarez dressed in his street clothes carrying his gym bag. Manny is walking towards the front door of the arena.

 

He (Manny) soon stops dead in his tracks as he notices SJW is standing near the arena’s entrance hugging Mister Howie Bear and wearing a T-Rex onesie. A dumbfounded Manny looks SJW up and down before saying...]

 

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Manny Alvarez: What the hell are you wearing holmes?

 

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SJW: I am proudly wearing my T-Rex onesie to show my excitement in being your tag team partner tonight.

 

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Manny Alvarez: Okay…

 

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SJW: Yes, you see I am beyond thrilled to finally have a POC tag team partner. A proud Latinx man to who I can show I am an ally to. Tonight is our celebration of diversity and I will help to lift your voice tonight and prove to not only you, not only the fascists fans, but also Onslaught that I am a true champion of the marginalized people.

 

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Manny Alvarez: Latinx what the hell is that?

 

Nevermind man...I don’t think I want to know.

 

Anyway, my dude...you’re saying a bunch of words that don’t really have any meaning but whatever holmes. You do you and I’ll do me.

 

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SJW: Oh I will do me...I will proudly do me. Tonight Señor Alvarez you and I will stand on the right side of history. We will be victorious and show the world just what we can do as a united front.

 

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Manny Alvarez: Okay bro...that’s cool and all. I just want to beat those two masked fools…

 

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SJW: Why because they are culturally appropriating your proud Mexican culture?

 

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Manny Alvarez: Nah fool, I wanna beat em cuz I wanna get paid the winner’s purse. That’s all this match is to me, just another paycheck. I don’t care if the two dudes come out buck ass naked, I’ll still gladly kick their naked asses. I just want to hit the pay window, brother. So you better bring it tonight holmes.

 

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SJW: Oh I certainly will...for tonight we will stand on the right side of history!

 

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Manny Alvarez: Sure okay...just ah...do me a favor, my dude. Stay away from me until our match...I don’t wanna hang around with your weird-ass all night.

 

[Manny pats SJW on the shoulder and heads into the arena as SJW stares at the ground heartbroken by yet another POC.]

 

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SJW: Oh...um...okay well...I guess I’ll see you later then.

 

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The LA Stars vs. Manny Alvarez & SJW

 

Match:

 

  • Right out of the gate it was clear that Manny wanted nothing to do with being SJW’s partner.
     
     
  • Manny allowed SJW to start the match out and SJW proceeded to get his butt kicked.
     
     
  • Sure this was an odd match due to the fact that the heel was getting sympathy in it, but that’s the way it went down.
     
     
  • Manny only allowed himself to get tagged into the match after SJW managed to take LA Star #2 down onto the mat.
     
     
  • Manny’s time in the match was short-lived however as LA Star #2 managed to tag LA Star #1 into the match.
     
     
  • With a fresh opponent now in the ring with him, Manny decided to tag SJW back into the match.
     
     
  • The LA Stars eventually picked up the victory after LA Star #1 dropped SJW with a Star Destroyer.

 

Winners: The LA Stars

Time: 7:47

Match Rating: 39

 

[We now head to the back, more specifically Buddy’s “office” (Which is a conference room). Buddy is sitting down writing something on his laptop when Carl Batch and Raphael enter the office. Buddy looks up at the two men and smiles.]

 

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Buddy Garner: Gentlemen, so glad ya both could join me.

 

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Carl Batch: Look here man, tell me why you want us here.

 

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Buddy Garner: Carl...I’m your boss. If you want to remain employed in my company, I suggest you change your tone when addressing me. I’m no longer one of the boys…

 

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Carl Batch: Yeah you right mister Garner.

 

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Buddy Garner: Good. I am glad you see things my way. No, let’s get down to business, shall we?

 

A few months ago you Raphael paid Carl here some money to have Carl’s boys take Conner out of the NEW Championship Tournament…

 

[Raphael seems shocked by this accusation.]

 

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Raphael: I did nothing of the sort! I…

 

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Buddy Garner: You what? You can pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining all you want son. But that don’t make it true.

 

The fact of the matter is, we’ve got video footage of you paying Carl for his services. Now here’s the thing...that little attack you paid for screwed up my title tournament. Which is something I am still not very happy about.

 

So I have asked the two of you to join me in my office today because I would like to talk to you about your punishment.

 

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Carl Batch: Whoa boss man, what do you mean by our punishment?

 

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Raphael: Yeah...what the hell? You can’t punish me, I’m the NEW Champion! The Golden Hair God!

 

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Buddy Garner: Oh I absolutely can punish the two of you. In fact, had I punished you right away I would have stripped you of your championship and Carl I would’ve taken away your manager’s license.

 

But I allowed cooler heads to prevail and I talked over what you and Carl’s punishment should be with the other members of the front office. In the end, we came up with what I think is a reasonable punishment for the two of you.

 

Which is...I’m fining you both ten thousand dollars in USD…

 

[Raphael looks like he is about to faint after hearing how much the fine is.]

 

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Raphael: T...ten thousand dollars? I don’t have access to that kind of cash right now…

 

[Buddy smiles and says...]

 

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Buddy Garner: Don’t worry pal, I’ll take a check, a debit, or credit card. Just no bitcoin...my son tried to explain that to me and I still don't get it.

 

But yeah cash, check, Pay Pal, debit, or credit card you pick your poison, I ain’t picky and I know you are paid enough...so it shouldn’t be that big of a deal to you.

 

[Carl Batch then slaps a wad of money onto the table as he chomps on the unlit cigar in his mouth.]

 

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Carl Batch: Ten thousand dollars is pocket change to me man. I can make that all back in a day.

 

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Buddy Garner: Good to know...maybe you can spot the champ some money.

 

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Carl Batch: Nah boss man, he and I have ended our transaction...and I ain’t no bank. I don’t hand out loans.

 

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Buddy Garner: So what’s it going to be champ? Cash, credit, debit, check, money order? Just tell me and I’ll accept it.

 

Unless you don’t have that kind of money and you exaggerate your lifestyle. I mean you are always talking about driving the best cars and all of that stuff. If you’re tight on cash I could always dock your pay…

 

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Raphael: No, no...I have the money...I just don’t have access to it right now. You’ll get your money but I do think this might have been the most unfair thing you’ve ever done to me.

 

I am your champion damn it! I am the face of your company...I should not be fined for something I had no part in…

 

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Buddy Garner: That you are...oh before you go I just wanted to inform you that your gal pal Lucinda is banned from ringside tonight in your match against Conner…

 

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Raphael: What? Why?

 

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Buddy Garner: Plain and simple. Last month she interfered in your match versus Conner.

 

This caused a ton of backlash from our fans. That is something I simply can’t have...I’m in the business of customer service and if my customers are not happy with what is happening, then they might take their business elsewhere.

 

That in turn messes up my bottom line. So I’ve made a decision, tonight your match with Conner is going to be on the up and up. Lucinda is banned from ringside and you will not have any sort of championship advantage tonight.

 

That means you can’t get yourself counted out or intentionally disqualified.

 

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Raphael: This is...I am at a loss for words right now! I can’t believe you would pull something like this on me...you are going to hear from my lawyers about this. Hell, I just might boycott my match tonight.

 

Then what will you do if you have no main event?

 

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Buddy Garner: I’ll strip you of the NEW Championship and award the title to Conner…

 

[An angry Raphael stomps his foot on the ground and says...]

 

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Raphael: That’s not fair! You can’t do this to me!

 

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Buddy Garner: Stop ya moaning, tell your gal pal to stay in the locker room tonight and get me the money.

 

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Raphael: Fine!

 

[Raphael storms out of the office and we are taken to SJW’s safe space.]

 

[sJW is in his safe space wearing his T-Rex onesie and coloring in an adult coloring book. Mister Howie Bear is sitting on the couch next to SJW. A clearly annoyed Onslaught walks into the room and puts his finger up to his lips.]

 

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Onslaught: Look man I am here to ask you something. What is it that you want from me dude? And please don’t say you want to amplify my voice or uplift my voice or any of that other crap.

 

Just tell me what it is that you want from me…

 

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SJW: I want what I have always wanted from you...I want to be your ally…

 

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Onslaught: But what does that even mean? I don’t understand what you want when you say you want to be my ally.

 

Is it like an ally on Big Brother or Survivor? Do we vote together or something? Like dude be clear…

 

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SJW: I want to show you that I have your back and I want you to have my back. I have to work on my allyship but together I think we can show everyone that if we unite nobody can beat us. Because we are on the right side of history.

 

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Onslaught: Dude it sounds like you want to be my tag team partner…

 

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SJW: Yes! I would love to be your tag team partner. I would consider it an honor to tag with a stunning and brave Latinx, gay, POC!

 

[Onslaught rolls his eyes and tries his best not to laugh at the absurdity that is SJW.]

 

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Onslaught: I’ll tell you what man. Let me think this over...give me a month...I’ll give you an answer on our next show.

 

[SJW’s eyes light up and a creepy smile emerges on his face.]

 

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SJW: Yes! That’s all I could ever ask you...just the mere fact that you would even think of me as a potential tag team partner is so awesome!

 

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Onslaught: Yeah well I am not promising anything but I will get back to you next month with my decision.

 

[Onslaught leaves the safe space and SJW continues to color in his coloring book with a big grin on his face.]

 

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Langston “Lion Heart” Franklin with Jerry Martin vs. Remmy Honeyman with Cip Conduit

 

Match:

 

  • The bell rings and the fans are treated to a very good back and forth match for the first few minutes of the contest.
     
     
  • Neither man is able to assert his dominance over his opponent.
     
     
  • A frustrated Remmy rolls out of the ring to get advice from his tag team partner Cip.
     
     
  • It is at this point Cip is heard saying to Remmy, “Bring that filthy Canadian near the ropes, I’ll teach him not to mess with a real man’s man.”
     
     
  • Remmy returns to the ring and does as he was instructed, he fires Langston into the ring ropes and it is at this point that Cip trips Langston up.
     
     
  • This causes Jerry to go after Cip and the two men begin brawling at ringside.
     
     
  • Referee David Poker has to divide his attention between the actual match and the brawl that is going on outside of the ring so that the brawl does not interfere with the match.
     
     
  • It is because of this divided attention that David missed Remmy hitting Langston with a foreign object.
     
     
  • Remmy then nails the downed Langston with a Flying Legdrop and three seconds later Remmy picks up the victory.

 

Winner: Remmy Honeyman

Time: 14:41

Match Rating: 49

 

[After the match is done and Cip, Remmy, Jerry, and Langston continue to fight at ringside. The four brawl in the aisle way that leads to the ring. The brawl is soon broken up by a myriad of NEW backstage officials, for such a small promotion one has to wonder how they can afford all of these people...but I digress.

 

The two teams are separated as the fans boo and start chanting, “Let them fight!” But the officials do a very good job of stopping that from happening and the show moves on to the next segment.]

 

[We now see a pre-recorded promo from BP SWOLL talking about his match with Tavon Blake Jr. tonight.]

 

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BP SWOLL: Tavon Blake Junior...the heavy-hitter of The Jet Set. Tonight you and I are going to meet for the first time in solo competition. The best part is, you ain’t got no backup. Your boys are up in Aspen skiing, while you’re here grinding.

 

Me, I don’t need no help from Nate or Mike to kick your ass. Tavon the time for talking is done, because unlike you and your boys I am not a keyboard warrior. I don’t spend all day on social media talking trash and insulting folks.

 

Nah son, I ain’t weak like that. I do my talking in the ring son and tonight you are about to find out just how loud I can be. Tavon tonight you’re gonna feel the Pounce and that’s that son.

 

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BP SWOLL vs. Tavon Blake Jr.

 

Match:

 

  • This was a great match that had the fans going nuts.
     
     
  • The crowd was fully behind BP, they loved everything he did.
     
     
  • This was a very evenly fought match despite the size difference between the two men.
     
     
  • On commentary Honest Frank said, “Geez anyone that has seen Tavon in person knows he is a big dude, he’s six foot two and weighs two hundred and sixty-three pounds. But next to BP he looks like a dwarf.”
     
     
  • Tavon got the crowd hot when he finally took over control of the action. He kept on working on BP’s tree trunk-like left leg.
     
     
  • The fans were clearly not happy over this turn of events and the smug Tavon took this opportunity to taunt those in attendance by yelling out, “I am an elite athlete! Do you honestly think this fat slob could beat me?”
     
     
  • This caused nearly the entire crowd to start chanting BP in near unison.
     
     
  • New life seemed to be infused into BP by the crowd as he got up and started fighting back.
     
     
  • It seemed that nothing Tavon did could phase the big man from California.
     
     
  • BP then began beating the holy hell out of Tavon to the delight of the fans in attendance.
     
     
  • One Pounce later it was BP picking up the huge victory.

 

Winner: BP SWOLL

Time: 12:45

Match Rating: 40

 

[We now head to the dressing room of the NEW Champion Raphael. Inside the dressing room sits the NEW Champion Raphael and his girlfriend/manager Lucinda. Both of them are clearly upset over Lucinda being banned from ringside during tonight’s main event.]

 

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Raphael: This is bullcrap and you know it, Lucinda! Not only am I out ten thousand dollars but now I have to deal with the fact that you are banned from ringside tonight!

 

What am I going to do for moral support?

 

Conner has all of the cretins in the audience cheering for him...what do I have? I only have you…

 

Buddy is creating a hostile work environment for me tonight and it is complete and utter bull…

 

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Lucinda Larouche: Well tiger there’s not much we can really do about it. I mean what’s done is done…

 

I agree with you, it is complete bull.

 

But you know what?

 

You are the best damn wrestler on the roster...Conner isn’t even in your class. You might be forced to work in a hostile work environment tonight and you might not have me there for moral support. But the cream always rises to the top and that is exactly what you are, you are the driving force on this roster. There is nobody better than you.

 

So tonight you are going to go out there and do what you do best...and that is beat Conner.

 

[Raphael has a huge, admiring, smile on his face.]

 

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Raphael:My god you are turning me on right now...and you’re absolutely right. I am the best damn wrestler on this roster. This title is proof positive of that.

 

This isn’t me being conceited, this is me just telling the truth. You see Lucinda this is why I love you so much...you helped remind me that I am the Golden Hair God! Tonight I am going to prove that to Conner and the unwashed masses that populate our fan base.

 

You know Lu, I don’t say this often but I actually feel bad for Conner. After all, he’s the reason why I am down ten thousand dollars and he’s the reason why you are not going to be in my corner tonight. All of my pent-up rage will be taken out on him tonight. Because if you mess with a god, you best expect to be driven down to hell.

 

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Lucinda Larouche: Not going to lie, babe, I am really turned on right now.

 

The Following Match is for the NEW Championship:

 

 

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Conner Threepwood vs. Raphael ©

 

Match:

 

The bell rings and Raphael extends his hand towards Conner.

 

The Golden Hair God can be heard saying, “I heard you want a clean fight, well I will give you one. As a sign of good faith, I want you to shake my hand.”

 

Conner looks out into the crowd to see what the fans think he should do. The vast majority of the fans tell Conner not to shake Raphael’s hand.

 

Conner being Conner decides to not listen to the fans and does go in to shake Raphael’s hand.

 

Which of course was a mistake as Conner was met with a quick kick to the stomach.

 

Raphael then controlled the action during the early minutes of the match.

 

But no matter how much pain Raphael inflicted on Conner, he could not keep The Hick from French Lick down.

 

Conner kicked out of every pin attempt and kept on fighting back. This showed the fans Conner’s true fighting spirit and his never-give-up ethos.

 

The fans, for the most part, were clearly behind Conner and they wanted to see him finally beat Raphael for the title. The crowd roared every time Conner would manage to kick out of a pinfall or find the bottom rope for a rope break.

 

Raphael was becoming more and more frustrated over the fact that he could not put the challenger down no matter how much he tried to do so.

It is at this point that the frustrated Raphael left the ring and grabbed the NEW Championship from the timekeeper’s table.

 

Raphael began heading to the back, when Referee Xander Summer reminded him that if Raphael gets himself intentionally counted out he will lose his title.

 

Raphael cried out, “That’s not fair!” The champion then stomped back into the ring but by this point, Conner had had enough of a rest that he was rejuvenated and ready to go on the offensive.

 

That was indeed what Conner did, he went on the offensive and he took it to the champion.

 

Conner got in a couple of near falls which caused the crowd to groan in near unison when Raphael would kick out.

 

Unlike Raphael, Conner did not get frustrated over his inability to keep the champion down for three seconds.

 

Therefore, Conner kept on plugging away trying everything he could to become the next NEW Champion.

 

It looked like Conner’s never-give-up drive would pay off as he locked Raphael into the Stretch Plum.

 

Raphael was in clear pain and looked like he was on the verge of giving up when Sasquatch McGraw entered the ring and began attacking Conner.

 

Referee Xander Summer had no choice but to award Conner the victory via disqualification.

 

However, even though Conner won by disqualification, the belt did not change hands because Raphael did not get himself intentionally disqualified.

 

The fans were not happy with this outcome whatsoever.

 

The winner of the match by way of disqualification: Conner Threepwood

Raphael still retains his championship because he did not intentionally get himself disqualified.

Time: 21:56

Match Rating: 46

 

[After the match is done Sasquatch and Raphael are joined by Deathwish and Carl Batch in the attack on Conner. Carl directs traffic as Brutality Inc. and Raphael destroy Conner. Raphael grabs a microphone and yells directly into Conner’s face, as Deathwish and Sasquatch hold Conner.]

 

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Raphael: How’s your little revenge tour going for you now Conner?

 

If you and Buddy think fining us ten thousand dollars each was going to make us not want to continue to attack you...well pal you are stupid as the day is long.

 

[Raphael and the members of Brutality Inc. continue to punish Conner with a vicious beatdown. Which causes Conner to start bleeding from the forehead. While this is going on, Rob wonders on commentary if there is anyone in the locker room that will come to the aid of Conner.

 

His question is soon answered as Devil Dog comes running down the ring swinging a two-by-four. The members of Brutality Inc. and Raphael scatter as none of them want to get hit by the two by four. The four men then retreat to the back.

 

Once Devil Dog is sure they are gone, he rushes over to Conner to check on Conner’s condition. The show goes off the air as the medics run down to the ring to render aid to Conner.]

 

 

 

 

 

 

Post-Show Notes:

 

 

1. I honestly do not have much to say about this show. I wrote it months ago and never posted it. I figured, "It is completely done, might as well post it." So I did.

 

I stopped posting because my real life has been rough for the past few months (Well if I am being honest the past few years, but the past few months have been pretty bad). That is why this show is getting posted now as it was the last one I had fully written. The next show is about sixty percent written.

 

Therefore, there is a pretty good chance that will see the light of day as well. After that, I am not sure.

 

I just wanted to shed some light on why this show popped up out of the blue. I would like to thank everyone who takes the time to read it.

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