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This thing coming back yet?

 

Be patient! Between work and family Nevvy is (rightfully) a bit short of time, so he posts in this every now again when he gets the time. If he gets around to posting in this 'full time' I'm sure he'll let us know, but for the time being just enjoy when he does post, or go back and read through it again. It's amazing how much stuff you missed the first time!

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Confirmed for Blood, Sweat & Beers:

 

ECW Hardcore Tag Team Championship Match

The Second Generation of Dudleyz vs. The Hardcore Innovators

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For the historic Three Way Dance to unify the tag titles at Guilty As Charged, The Dudleyz have requested a Flaming Tables Match while The Innovators favour the idea of a Singapore Cane Match. In the meantime, bad blood will be momentarily prevented from boiling over in this match as Cactus and Dreamer take on Dick and Banzai.

 

 

 

War of the World Orders

The bWo vs. The sWo

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"The Mole" which Big Stevie Cool warned of made his presence known on Monday but not in the desired way. He decked BW Snow of the bWo, the very ship he's supposed to be jumping to... trust the sWo to f*ck up a defection!

 

 

 

Chris Hero vs. Sabu

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Sabu's return on Monday night was somewhat soured by his defeat, caused by Chris Hero's illegal pin on Bret Hart. Now, "The Saviour of ECW" has to deal with "The Human Highlight Reel" one on one and its doubtful that Sabu will be forgiving of Hero's words or his actions!

 

 

 

Lioness Pack Match

Jazz & Beulah McGillicutty vs. Alexis Laree & Daizy Dudley

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Two feuds combine in this "Lioness Pack Match". Daizy will be representing the Dudley Family against The Hardcore Innovator's Beulah McGillicutty ahead of the titanic Three Way Dance at Guilty As Charged. Meanwhile, Jazz will be looking to take apart the Lioness Champion, Alexis, before challenging her for the title on the same, highly-anticipated pay-per-view.

 

 

 

Rey Mysterio Jr. vs. AJ Styles

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The World Television Title picture is getting steadily more confusing. Just as AJ Styles seemed to cement his supremacy by seizing Juventud Guerrera's mask and driving the luchadore out of ECW, he lost the belt to Ultimo Dragon. Rey Myterio then beat Styles to earn a shot at Dragon's title only for AJ to inadvertently cost Mysterio the match after missing a Springboard Clothesline directed towards the champion... yeah, exactly.

 

Mysterio has now challenged Styles to this match searching for retribution for last Monday. AJ was more than happy to oblige, assuming that a win here will put him right back in the title picture.

 

 

 

Cage Match

Raven vs. Chris Jericho

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Blood, Sweat & Beers' main event could not be anymore important and it's a re-match that some have been waiting to see for ten years; since Anarchy Rulz '97! Raven and Chris Jericho finally go one-on-one again after a decade and, while it's not quite for the title, it's every bit as important. If Raven wins, the main event at Guilty As Charged will be a Four Way Elimination Match for the World Heavyweight Championship between Raven, Rhino, Mark Calaway and Owen Hart! If Jericho wins, it will be "The Black Hart" and "The Lionheart" one-on-one is an Ultimate Submission Match!

 

...and to prevent interference, Paul E has just announced that this will be a Cage Match!

 

 

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ECW Blood, Sweat & Beers; where progress is measured in pain!

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F' The Mainstream Recap

 

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Don Callis and Bam Bam Bigelow were on announcing duties.

 

Match

 

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Slyk Tayshaun Dudley defeated Afa with the STD (modified STO) at 6:55

 

Rating: D-

 

Angle

 

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STD gave a promo saying how he was the only true representation of the Dudley family, saying that the comedic actions of his relatives were an insult. He finished by saying he still has a score to settle with D-Von... he wants to find out the family secret.

 

Rating: D+

 

Match

 

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Th Second Generation of Dudleyz destroyed the Headhunters, winning with a Second Gen 3D in just 3:04

 

Rating: D

 

Angle

 

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Becky Bayless interviewed Chris Hero for a fantastic promo. Hero was his usual conceited self and, once again, complained about being booked on a B show, saying how much better he is than everyone else in the back.

 

Rating: B

 

Match

 

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Alexis retained her title with an Alexis Effect against Mika Akino.

 

Rating: D

 

Match

 

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Steven Regal defeated Teddy Hart in 5:17 with a Regal Stretch.

 

Rating: D

 

Match

 

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Chris Hero defeated Christopher Daniels by getting his feet on the ropes during a roll-up in.

 

Rating: C

 

Show Rating: C-

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YAY!!!!!!!! :D, good show Nev :)

 

Okay... time for my brown-nose section :D. A genuine "thank you" to all those who have been kind enough to say that they're pleased for this to be back. I really do appreciate it and it's probably doubtful you'll ever realise how nice your comments are to read :).

 

Shows will start cropping up extremely soon (might even get BS&B in today... fingers crossed).

 

Thanks again ;).

 

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Saturday, week 2, October

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Callis: Hello and welcome to ECW Blood, Sweat and Beers. I'm Don Callis and alongside me is former World Heavyweight Champion, Taz.

Taz: Thanks for the intro, Callis. Itseems like we've had our very own writer's strike here at ECW, Don.

Callis: What the hell are you talking about, Taz? Once again, it's only been a week since we were last on-air.

Taz: Well, these weeks are starting to feel like months, Don.

Callis: I know that feeling but that's just because no wrestling fan of sound mind can wait for the great action on Blood, Sweat and Beers..

Taz: No doubt, Don. The matches lined up for tonight are gonna be huge... that cage match: off the damn hook, man.

Callis: I couldn't agree more. Tonight, we find out who is going to the main event of Guilty As Charged!

Taz: Oh, man, let's do this.

 

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The Innovators clearly mean business, looking to send a message to Bubba and D-Von by beating on their nephews.

However, the big redneck uncles get invlolved before too long.

Beulah jumps on the apron, though, and distracts Bubba and D-Von with a "private dance".

Dreamer capitalises, hitting the DDT on Ultimo Dudley II for the pin at 10:14

Match Rating: B-

 

The Whole F**kin' Show approach Paul Heyman backstage.

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RVD: Hey, Paul E.

 

Heyman: Hey, what's up?

 

Michaels: We heard about what's going down with this Three Way Dance.

 

Heyman: I don't follow.

 

RVD: Y'know... the Dudleyz want a Flaming Table Match...

 

Michaels: ...and The Innovators want a Singapore Cane Match.

 

Heyamn: Oh, right. So, what's on your minds?

 

RVD: We want chairs involved.

 

Michaels: Err... dude, ladders.

 

RVD: What?

 

Michaels: I thought we agreed ladders.

 

RVD: Agreed? Who agreed?

 

Michaels: Well, I did for a start.

 

RVD: Dude, that's not agreei...

 

Michaels: Dude, shut up and think for a sec. You're partner is the one and only Showstoppa... the master of the ladder match. You saw the sh*t I pulled off in the Federation.

 

RVD: And that was what? Ten years ago?

 

Michaels: So?

 

Heyman stares in bewilderment.

 

RVD: So fact is, "Showstoppa", we both know who's gonna be the impact player at Guilty As Charged and he is the innovator of the Van Daminator, the Van Termi...

 

Michaels: The Van Masturbator... yeah I get the idea. I don't know what you're smoking this week, bro, but the only impact player around here is...

 

Heyman: WOAH! SHUT UP!

 

Both tag champs look stunned.

 

Heyman: How's Traci?

 

RVD: Still in the hospital.

 

Heyman: ...and you're arguing about ladders and chairs? What the f**k is wrong with you two?

 

Heyman walks off.

 

Michaels: Dude, I told you we should h...

 

RVD raises his finger in warning.

 

RVD: Don't say a f**kin' word!

 

The camera cuts to the parking lot where Rhino steps out of a truck.

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He throws down his gym bag and paces up and down the tarmac, not once even looking at the entrance door of the arena.

 

Callis: What's on Rhino's mind?

Taz: That, Callis, is something even the most dedicated shrink would be scared of!

 

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A fairly standard match between these two teams.

It is an even contest in which neither team is overly dominant.

In the sixth minute, the black-masked man in an sWo shirt emerges from under the ring again.

 

Callis: Is that the mole Stevie meant?

Taz: Must be.

 

The masked luchadore pulls a tire iron from his trunks and slides into the ring.

He swings at Big Sasuke Cool who promptly sticks a foot out to trip him.

Nova is levelled squarely in the forehead.

The mole decides to cut his losses and exit as Sasuke covers.

1...2...3!

Match Rating: C

 

Taz: Damn, the mole screwed it up again.

Callis: Ha, at this rate the bWo aren't gonna want whoever it is to defect!

 

A close-up of a luchadore mask held limply is shown. The camera slowly pans outwards.

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Juventud Guerrera is shown sitting in a corner staring at his mask.

As cheers arise from the crowd, he sighs.

He rises and blocks the camera's view with the mask.

 

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The match is an even contest as Sabu looks ready to tear Hero apart and the youngster darts around the ring to avoid a straight fight.

By the tenth minute, blows are being traded back-and-forth.

 

ECW's NME runs down to the ring to deafening boos.

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As Hatred slides into the ring, Hero rakes Sabu's face and motions for the legend to turn around.

He does so.

DECAPITATOR LARIAT!

No! Sabu ducks and Hero is nearly beheadeed.

Sabu hits the neckbreaker on Hatred and covers Hero.

1...2...3!

Match Rating: B

 

Hatred rises looking for retribution but the lights black out.

When they return, Sabu has vanished.

 

In the parking lot, "The Soul Taker" pulls up on his bike.

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No sonner has the engine cut than he is jumped by The Man Beast.

Rhino takes him to the floor, hammering with rights and lefts.

The assault is quick and brutal, Calaway never has a chance to defend himself.

Rhino lifts him up...

Rhino Driver on the tarmac!

 

Rhino: You cost us the match on Monday and I am f**king sick of you making me look like an amateur! So, since me nearly breaking your neck at Heatwave didn't seem to get the job done, I'm gonna have to do it for real! In two weeks, it' gonna be me and you in a four-way for the title and, after I destroy you again, you'll realise it was never worth you coming to ECW!

 

Callis: Wow, how many people can take out Mark Calaway?

Taz: Well, if there's one, it's Rhino and that just proved it, Callis.

 

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An even natch between two makeshift times.

In the sixth minute, when Jazz attempts a Clothesline, Alexis ducks underneath, rolls her up and getsher feet on the middle rope for the three.

Match Ratibng: D

 

Vito Thomaselli is backstage.

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Vito: Punk, you broke a fundamental rule on Monday night. You don't insult an Italian and you certainly don't insult his family! At Guilty As Charged, it's you and me in a rematch for this title and, while I'm sure you'll give me one of the matches of my career, everyone knows it'll be me walking oput with the belt. And you know what? It's just gonna taste that bit sweeter after the sh*t you pulled!

 

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The match is a fast-paced, even contest of a high standard but not the best high-flying match that BS&B has seen.

It is still anyone's match by the twelve minute mark.

 

Ultimo Dragon and Francine run down to the ring.

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As Dragon slides in a three-way brawl breaks out.

Referee, Jim Molineaux, decides to call a no contest.

Match Rating: B

 

This does not stop the fight, however.

 

As the three men go at it, the camera cuts to the crowd as one fan jostles his way to the front.

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As the camera focuses on him the fans go nuts.

 

"Juvi! Juvi! Juvi!"

 

The three men in the ring all turn in astonishment at the crowd's chant.

But as they turn to look, Guerrera slinks back into the masses, not to be seen again.

 

The feed cuts to the returning mysterious video.

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Taz: What the hell does that mean?

Callis: I have no idea, Taz, but we've seen it enough times to know it probably means something big!

Taz: Speaking of big, Callis. What's up next?

Callis: No less than the cage match for the Number One Contendership.

 

Cage Match

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The long-awaited rematch does not disappoint as these two put on the best main event in the short history of Blood, Sweat and Beers.

Neither man looks to have a definite advantage as the momentum sways back and forth.

 

That is until The Nest emerge.

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Callis: Damn it!

Taz: It was just a matter of time, Callis.

 

Jericho hits a thunderous DDT on Raven only to realise the incoming threat.

He approaches the side of the cage as The Nest prepare to scale the steel wall.

 

The World Champion comes running out with a chair to a huge ovation.

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Chairshot to Abyss... the monster falls.

He jumps off the apron to connect with Goliath... and the giant is felled.

As Punk approaches, Owen boots him in the gut and drops the chair.

DDT onto the steel.

Alexis goes for a lowblow but Owen catches her arm and throws her into the guardrail.

Jericho looks on stunned but Owen motions for him to continue.

"The lionheart" applies the Liontamer on Raven.

Raven writhes in agony and is forced to tap.

Match Rating: A* (Wow! :p)

 

Callis: My god, Owen returned the favour! He saved Jericho!

Taz: Yeah and now it's gonna be Jericho versus Hart in an Ultimate Submissionm match for the title! But, man, how pissed is Rhino gonna be?

Callis: I can only imagine!

 

Show Rating: B+

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Confirmed for Revolution:

 

Shawn Michaels vs. Dick Dudley Jr.

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Another match booked in anticipation of the huge Three Way Dance at Guilty As Charged. Can Michaels send a message to the Dudleyz by taking out the "Big Balbutient Behemoth"?

 

 

Sal Thomaselli vs. Jerry Lynn

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One of ECW's most promising young talents goes head-to-head with a technical legend. Will youth or experience prevail in Lynn vs Thomaselli?

 

 

 

 

Nate Hatred vs. Sabu

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In a Heatwave rematch, ECW's NME, Nate Hatred, looks to avenge his new-found partner, Chris Hero. However, after a month on the sidelines, Sabu looks more intense than ever and he may be set to make up for his loss in August.

 

 

 

Lioness Six Pack Match

Jazz, Kelly & Beulah

vs.

Alexis, Daizy & AKINO

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vs

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Revolution will host the first ever ECW "Lioness Six Pack" Match as, expanding on last week's encounter, Kelly Thomaselli and Mika Akino join the frey. There are plenty of scores to settle in this one and, seemingly, AKINO is the only Lioness not tied up in the bad blood. But, who knows? At the end of this one she just might be...

 

 

 

Non-Title Match

AJ Styles vs. Rey Mysterio Jr. vs. Ultimo Dragon

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Somehow, at Blood Sweat & Beers, the TV Title picture became even more chaotic as Ultimo Dragon interfered in Styles and Mysterio's match precipitating a no-contest. The champion will seek to assert his supremacy as his opponents will be wanting to establish themselves as viable contenders, Styles' Guilty As Charged title shot clearly hanging in the balance.

 

And will Juventud Guerrera feature in the mix?

 

 

 

Rhino vs. Raven

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Taz called it on Saturday night; Rhino is pissed that he's missing out on a title shot once again. Since it was due to Raven's loss to Jericho last week, he blames the former champion and, after seeing the message The Man Beast sent to Calaway last week, the leader of The Nest better have life insurance!

 

 

 

 

 

Join the Revolution; Monday nights at 10pm

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Monday, week 3, October

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Hudson: Hello and welcome to ECW Revolution. I'm Scott Hudson...

Gertner: ...and I'm Joel Gertner.

Hudson: Tonight, we have another huge main event as "The Man Beast", Rhino, takes on the former World Heavyweight Champion, Raven.

Gertner: And Rhino is pissed after Raven losing to Jericho last week 'cos, now, he loses out on another title shot.

Hudson: And when "The Man Beast" is angry...

Gertner: ...his opponent is as good as dead!

Hudson: True enough. I wouldn't want to be Raven tonight!

 

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Unsurprisingly after recent events, Michaels is not accompanied to the ring.

More surprisingly, though, Big Dick Jr dominates the early going through his sheer size advantage.

Soon, though, Michaels skill shows through and the momentum swings.

The Showstopper looks comfortable until The Dudley Family emerge from the back.

As the confederate-clad inbreds hit the ring, Michaels suddenly looks in trouble.

 

But, then, Slyk Tayshaun Dudley makes his return to Revolution.

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STD slides into the ring with a chair and systematically takes out the Dudleys.

When he reaches the Big Balbutient Behemith, though, the chair is ripped from his hands.

Dick hits the Total Penetration on STD!

However, as Dick turns backa round...

Sweet Chin Music!

1...2...3!

Match Rating: B

 

"The Soul Taker" is backstage for a shoot promo.

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The giant smiles.

 

Taker: You really are determined to break my neck, huh, Rhino? Well, "The Soul Taker" has always believed in an eye for an eye but I'm not gonna break your neck. Oh, no... I'm gonna break your spirit. You see, Raven may have lost last week so that neither of us are in the main event at Guilty As Charged but you better count on the fact that we're still gonna throw down! So, sure as hell, "The Man Beast" and "The Soul Taker" will lock horns again and I say it's about damn time I paid you back for Heatwave. Fact is, son, at Guilty As Charged, you'll be the defendant and the four time Federation Champion will be your judge, jury and executioner!

 

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/SalvatoreThomaselli.jpgvs.http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/JerryLynn.jpg

The match is an even, fast-paced bout.

However, it is Sal Thomaselli who emerges victorious with the Senton Bomb.

Match Rating: C-

 

After the match, Brandon joins his brother in the ring.

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Brandon: After a great victory like that, Sally, I think it's time we announced our next intended victory.

 

Sal nods in agreement.

 

Hudson: Their next intended victory? I wonder who they're challenging.

Gertner: I bet they want in on the Three Way Dance!

 

Brandon: As I'm sure you all know, the nation is hosting presidential primaries for the 2008 general election. Well, allow me to introduce you to the official candidate of the "Green Party" and your next President of the United States: "Uncle" Sal Thomaselli.

 

Hudson: What the...

Gertner: They're challenging the Democrats and Republicans, Hudson!

 

Sal: And, without further ado, my running mate for my illustrious campaign will be no other than... Brandon Thomaselli!

 

Some cheers are heard from the crowd, the majority, though, appear perplexed.

The Star Spangled Banner plays over the sound system as Sal and Brandon head to the back, waving to the fans as they go.

 

Gertner: Thomaselli-Thomaselli for 2008? I'd vote for that!

Hudson: Can they even run for president? Never mind the cost, aren't they Italian?

Gertner: You only have to be born in the States, Scotty boy. Do you know where they were born, smart ass?

Hudson: Well, actually, I'm pretty sure they come from Rome.

Gertner: Well, I'm sure they've got something planned.

 

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The two psycopaths come out swinging and, inevitably, the match soon turns hardcore.

However, it is clear that they're leaving something in reserve.

In the tenth minute, Sabu throws a chair in Hatred's face.

The monster goes down and "The Human Highlight Reel" follows up with an Arabian Facebuster.

As The Sinister Minister looks on distraught, Sabu sets uo the chair in the middle of the ring.

 

Hudson: This is it! Nate Hatred is finally gonna lose in a fair contest!

 

However, Chris Hero runs out from the back.

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As Sabu, jumps off the chair onto the top rope for the Triple Jump Moonsault, Hero climbs on the apron and pushes him.

Sabu falls backwards, catching the back of his head on the chair.

Hatred stands and, as Sabu makes his way to his feet, dazed...

DECAPITATOR LARIAT!

1...2...3!

Match Rating: B

 

Hudson: Damn it!

 

Shawn Michaels storms into the locker room where RVD is looking at his tag belt.

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Michaels: Where the f**k were you?!

 

RVD: What?

 

Michaels: Out there! The Dudleyz...

 

RVD: Sorry, I wasn't watching. Did you win?

 

Michaels: Yeah but that's not the point!

 

RVD: Wow, good for you! What's the problem, then?

 

Michaels: Why the f**k weren't you watching?

 

RVD: I'm trying to keep a regular sleeping pattern ahead of the big Three Way Dance. I thought if I saw that whole "Showstopper" posing sh*t one more time, I might get bored into a coma.

 

Michaels: You f**kin' child! I can't talk seriously to you at all anymore, can I?

 

RVD: Fine. You wanna talk? Let's talk.

 

Michaels: You know what? I can't be bothered!

 

Michaels storms out.

RVD shouts after him.

 

RVD: Now who's the child?

 

Hudson: Wow, those two are usually the most laid back guys on the planet.

Gertner: I guess no one can get to you like a brother.

Hudson: That's about the most sensible thing you've ever said on a live broadcast.

Gertner: Hey, Scotty.

Hudson: Yeah?

Gertner: Screw you!

Hudson: ...an there's the old Joel Gertner back.

 

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Let's be honest, this one had "interval" written all over it.

A few enthusiastic fans do seem interested when Jazz and Alexis are involved, though.

Eventually, Beulah and Daizy get embroiled in a catfight on the outside as Jazz puts away Akino with a Fisherman Buster.

Match Rating: D

 

Backstage, STD walks up to a camera and focuses it on his face.

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He screanms down the lens.

 

STD: Hey, Dudleyz, I'm back! I don't care if my nigga ass gets a beatin', I'm gonna kick the spunk outta all you bitches and I'm finally gonna find out the secret that drove my daddy away!

 

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The match is evenly contested between all three combatants.

 

The deciding factor comes in the fourteenth minute.

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The Fallen Angel sprints to the ring.

He approaches Mysterio from behind, turns him around... Angels Wings!

Meanwhile, Styles hits the lowblow on Ultimo Dragon.

Daniels now spins the champion around for the Last Rites.

Styles and Daniels slap hands and AJ makes the cover on Dragon.

1...2...3!

Match Rating: B

 

Styles and Daniels celebrate as Francine checks on the champion.

 

Suddenly, a figure appears at the entrance-way as the crowd erupts.

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"JUVI! JUVI! JUVI!"

 

Guerrera mockingly applauds the performance as Styles and Daniels look set to fight.

 

Gertner: Look at Francine.

Hudson: She looks like she's seen a ghost!

 

Juvi makes to sprint to the ring as Daniels and AJ ready themselves.

But Guerrera just smiles heads to the back.

 

 

The feed, once more, cuts to the mysterious video.

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The match is an all-out brawl.

Raven, typically, tries to evade Rhino in the early going but it turns into an even slugfest.

 

In the fifteenth minute, Mark Calaway strides to the ring.

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He and Rhino go nose to nose as Raven slides to the outside, looking to avoid danger.

However, Taker turns and reaches through the ropes to grab Raven by the hair.

He pulls him back in for the Chokeslam!

 

Hudson: My god, the impact!

 

Calaway motions for Rhino to cover.

"The Man Beast" looks confused but does so as Calaway slides to the outside.

1...2...3!

Match Rating: B+

 

As the bell rings, Taker grabs a pair of handcuffs and a heavy bike chain from under the ring.

He slides back in and Big Boots Rhino.

He then drags him to the ropes and cuffs him to the top one.

As Rhino struggles in an attempt to free himself, Calaway backs off and twirls the chain in the air.

The fans go crazy.

 

Hudson: Oh, god no! He can't! It'll kill him! Look at the size of that chain!

Gertner: Sweet...

 

The giant swings at Rhino...

...but pulls out at the last second.

The fans suddenly go silent, realising the weight of the chain and the sheer danger of the situation.

"The Man Beast" desperately tries to free himself.

Taker swings again...

There is a tangible gasp around the arena.

...and, again, Taker pulls out

 

 

Hudson: I don't think I can watch this!

 

Uncharacteristically, Rhino appears to start pleading with Calaway, fear being present in his eyes for the first time in years.

Calaway merely laughs.

The giant swings once more as Rhino cowers and covers his face.

But, once more, he stops before the chain connects and backs away to grab a microphone.

 

Taker: You see, Rhino, I don't have to break your bones. You fear me! I know it; you know it and now everyone in this building knows it!

 

Hudson: Oh, thank god!

Seemingly, even Joel Gertner lets out a sigh of relief.

 

Rhino screams across the ring "YOU DON'T HAVE THE F**KING GUTS!"

Taker smiles and merely makes to leave.

But suddenly turns and swings the chain viciously at Rhino's face!

The steel wraps around "The Man Beast's" head with a sickening thud!

 

Hudson: NO!

 

Rhino's body falls, still held up by the handcuffs but clearly lifeless and limp.

As Taker walks to the back, EMTs flood the ring.

Blood begins to pour from Rhino's forehead, audibly crashing to the canvas.

 

Hudson: I... I don't... I...

 

The show feed cuts amidst a deathly silence.

 

Show Rating: B

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