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Game-Face · May 3, 2009

nice to see you again Nevermore. You still got it.

darthsiddus2 · May 3, 2009

as you guys say overseas that was bloody brilliant! the ending was fantastic and true to character.

Nevermore · May 4, 2009

<div style="text-align:center;">From ECW.com</div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="5246" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Confirmed for Blood, Sweat & Beers: Cactus Jack vs. Rob Van Dam vs. D-Von Dudley http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l161/Game-Face/cactustag.jpgvshttp://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l161/Game-Face/RVDecwchamp.jpgvshttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/D-VonDudley.jpg As the anticpation for the return of the Three Way Dance grows steadily, one-half of each team steps into the squared circle as Cactus Jack, Rob Van Dam and D-Von Dudley do battle. How far away will their partners be? In the return of the "Dudley Versus Dudley" Match... Slyk Taysaun Dudley vs. Big Dick Dudley Jr. http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/SlykDudley.jpgvshttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/DickDudley.jpg After STD got involved in his cousin's match last week, seemingly reigniting his quest to discover the family secret, he will have to face Dudleyville's Big Balbutient Behemoth one-on-one. Can he endure the Total Penetration? One way or another, it doesn't look like the Dudleyz' STD is going away anytime soon. Thus, one question may be ringing in the family's ears: What's brown and sticky? ... a Slyk! AJ Styles & Christopher Daniels vs. Rey Mysterio Jr & Ultimo Dragon http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/AJStyles.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ChristopherDaniels.jpgvshttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ReyMysterioWCW.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/UltimoDragonTV.jpg As if the World Television Title picture wasn't chaotic enough, "The Fallen Angel" just had to get involved. He came to Styles' aid on Monday night but will he keep his allegiance knowing that a shot at the gold could be in the future for him? The chances of Rey Mysterio Jr and the champion, Ultimo Dragon, co-existing seem equally slim while Juventud Guerrera seems destined to show his face. The chances of this one ending cleanly don't look too great! "Presidential Primary" Match Brandon Thomaselli vs. Yoshihiro Tajiri http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/BrandonThomasellisuit.jpgvshttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Tajiri.jpg No, we don't have a clue what the stiplation means either... if, in fact, it means anything. "The Green Party" requsted it, however, and Paul E duly obliged. Can the "Thomaselli Thomaselli '08" campaign start off with a victory? Big Sasuke Cool vs. CM Punk http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/sWoSasuke.jpgvshttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/CMPunk.jpg Big Sasuke Cool is set to face somewhat stiffer competition than he has been up against as of late. Meanwhile, ahead of his International All Action Championship rematch with Vito Thomaselli, "The Straight Edge Superstar" will be looking to chalk a digit in the win column. Mark Calaway vs. Raven http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Taker.jpgvshttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Raven3.jpg After Raven was Chokeslammed on Monday night, he requested this match with "The Soul Taker". However, "The Master of Mind Games" appears to have, in fact, lost his mind! Judging by the carnage Calaway inflicted on Rhino's skull, this could spell suicide for the former World Heavyweight Champion! Meanwhile, the response Calaway will receive is unknown as rumours are spreading that the Manchester, New Hamshire Police Department has issued a warrant for his arrest. Plus... Becky Bayless reports on Rhino's condition We can confirm that Terry "Rhino" Gerrin was hospitalised on Monday night with a suspected fractured skull and broken eye socket. He is said to be conscious but in tremendous pain. The doctors claim he is lucky to have avoided permanent brain damage. Becky Bayless will be checking in to hear from Gerrin himself. http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ecwbbb.jpg ECW Blood, Sweat & Beers; where progress is measured in pain! Now on FX</div>[/Quote]</div></blockquote>

keefmoon · May 4, 2009

Mate, that show was immense. These boards are a better place when you are posting shows! Great stuff. Especially liked the 'Taker - Rhino bit at the end, especially how 'Taker might not have even done it had Rhino not shouted that last bit out. Quality stuff.

But fractured skull, crushed eye socket but avoided brain damage?! You're really trying to sell that injury aren't you?! Haha.

Cactus Jack vs. Rob Van Dam vs. D-Von Dudley

Coin flip

Slyk Taysaun Dudley vs. Big Dick Dudley Jr.

Because of his name, frankly. I still love it

AJ Styles & Christopher Daniels

vs.

Rey Mysterio Jr & Ultimo Dragon

Styles won last week, faces win this week

"Presidential Primary" Match

Brandon Thomaselli vs. Yoshihiro Tajiri

Heh, I love your wacky ideas. Because they remain somehow awesome throughout...

Big Sasuke Cool vs. CM Punk

Punk's got a lot of upside

Mark Calaway vs. Raven

Again, coin flip

Huntman · May 4, 2009

Cactus Jack vs. Rob Van Dam vs. D-Von Dudley

Part of my favorite team.

Slyk Taysaun Dudley vs. Big Dick Dudley Jr.

I want to learn what the Dudleys are hiding! (Dun dun dunnnn)

AJ Styles & Christopher Daniels

vs.

Rey Mysterio Jr & Ultimo Dragon

AJ has to get the title back.

"Presidential Primary" Match

Brandon Thomaselli vs. Yoshihiro Tajiri

I love the Thomasellis. Brandon can't let the family down.

Big Sasuke Cool vs. CM Punk

Needs a head start against Vito

Mark Calaway vs. Raven

Honestly. I can just see Rhino coming in the match and messing up with Mark. Somehow.

Nevermore · May 4, 2009

<div style="text-align:center;">http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ecwftm.jpg F' The Mainstream Recap http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/DonCallis.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/BamBamBigelow.jpg Don Callis and Bam Bam Bigelow were on announcing duties.</div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="5246" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Match http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/DickDudley.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/BanzaiDudley.jpgvs.http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Ekmo.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Anoai.jpg Th Second Generation of Dudleyz defeated The Samoan Gangsters with a Secod Generation 3D in 8:42 Rating: D+</div></div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="5246" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Match http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/KellyThomaselli.jpgvs.http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/AKINO.jpg Kelly Thomaselli defeated Mika Akino with a Roundhouse Kick in 4:38 Rating: E+</div></div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="5246" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Match http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/HeadhunterA.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/HeadhunterB.jpgvs.http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/JayBriscoe.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/MarkBriscoe.jpg The Briscoes defeated The Headhunters after JHay hit a Crucible on Headhunter A in 5:27 Rating: D</div></div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="5246" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Match http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/NateHatred.jpgvs.http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/bWoSnow.jpg Nate Hatred destroyed BW Snow, winning with a Decapitator Lariat in 4:39. Rating: C+</div></div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="5246" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Angle http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Becky.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ChrisHero.jpg Becky Bayless interviewed Chris Hero for a fantastic promo. Hero was his usual conceited self and, once again, complained about being booked on a B show, saying how much better he is than everyone else in the back. Rating: B+</div></div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="5246" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Match http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ChrisHero.jpgvs.http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/JerryLynn.jpg Chris Hero defeated Christopher Daniels by getting his feet on the ropes during a roll-up in. Rating: B-</div></div></blockquote> <div style="text-align:center;">Show Rating: C-</div>

Nevermore · May 5, 2009

Saturday, week 3, October

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Callis: Hello and welcome to ECW Blood, Sweat and Beers. I'm Don Callis and alongside me is former World Heavyweight Champion, Taz.

Taz: Thanks for the intro, Callis. Man am I psyched for this one?

Callis: So am I, Taz. The matches on tonight's card look fantastic; I say we get straight to it.

Taz: I'm with ya there, Don!

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Cactus Jack and D-Von are the first two competitors to the ring and, straight away, Jack tries to recapture the Hardcore Tag Belt which the Dudleyz stole from The Hardcore Innovators.

However, as soon as RVD hits the ring, the match descends into a 3-way brawl.

Weapons enter the frey pretty quickly and, not soon after, come the partners.

Bubba Ray and Daizy Dudley run out, followed by Dreamer and Beulah.

Shawn Michaels never shows, however.

In the mass confsuion, though, Van Dam hits a Van Daminator on D-Von for the pin.

Match Rating: A

As the brawl continues, RVD makes a quick escape in view of the fact that he has no backup.

<div style="text-align:center;">Chris Jericho is backstage for a shoot promo.

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Jericho: This coming Friday, ECW Guilty As Charged 2007, it will be "The Lionheart" Chris Jericho against "The Jack of Harts", the World Heavyweight Champion, Owen Hart in an Ultimate Submission Match. It's funny... people have come up to me and asked "don't you think it's strange that you and Owen have had so little TV time?" But the fact is, no, I don't. You see, Paul E has always been a very smart businessman and he knows that Owen and I don't need that sort of time. As hot as any other feud may be right now, there is one thing for certain: when two of the greatest pound-for-pound wrestlers in the history of the industry go one-on-one, you don't need any hype! The hype is just us; the marketing is the mere competition; the advertisment, our natural skill. So, suffice to say that, next Friday, I intend to honour Owen Hart's legacy in his retirement match with the best performance of my life. What's more, I intend to better my own by walking away as the two-time ECW World Heavyweight Champion.

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Dick Dudley Jr looked in control of this one from the off, using his sheer power to toss STD around.

However, in the tenth minute, the Big Balbutient Behemoth gets outsmarted... after a fashion.

Slyk points, shouting "My god, is that Big Dick?"

Big Dick Jr looks around, only to get kicked in his Big Balbutient Balls.

STD follows up with the Sticky Situation (Short-arm STO) for the pin.

Match Rating: D+

Callis: Wow... would you call that an upset?

Taz: Well, I think Daizy will be upset for obvious reasons!

STD heads to the back with a Black Panther fist raised in the air.

<div style="text-align:center;">The New Extreme Order head to the ring to the "melodic" sounds of Bonnie Tyler.

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Hero carries a backpack to the ring.

Mitchell: Once again, Sabu fell prey to ECW's New Main Event, its Most Extreme Athlete, Nate Hatred! So, after another great victory, extending his undefeated streak even further, it becomes time to move on from such trifles.

The Sinister Minister hands the mic to Chris Hero.

Hero: Nathan and myself are feeling somewhat disenfranchised, being held back as we are, despite being global superstars in the making.

The fans jeer.

Hero: What?! Don't believe that I'm gonna be a superstar. Okay... check this out...

<div style="text-align:center;">Hero pulls a box out of his bag.

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Hero: Look out for Chris' Her-O's; coming to a grocery store near you very soon.

He adopts a shocked voice.

Hero: Is it a bran? Is it a muesli? No, it's a super-fruity, loopy taste sensation with eight essential vitamins for the growing Hero... that's one for each of my CZW title reigns for those who don't know! To make it even cooler, you can send off for a Chris Hero figurine with the top of every box for just $19.99. So, collect all forty; that's one for each of my future ECW title reigns for those who don't know!

Sadly, though, I don't think General Mills were so sold on the idea of "Nate's Shredded Epidermis". Still, I thought a free Satanic Bible with every box was a great marketting ploy. Damn those special interest groups...

Mitchell snatches the mic back.

Mitchell: Anyway... Sabu, Nate Hatred is challenging you to a final match at the fifteenth anniversary of November To Remember. To make sure he doesn't have to bother with your interference any longer, we say it should be a "Streak versus Career" Match. So, if you have the guts, Sabu, step in the ring one last time, so that Nate can prove his superiority once and for all!

<div style="text-align:center;">CM Punk and Raven are talking backstage.

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Punk: Boss, can I ask a question?

Raven: As long as it's sensible.

Punk: Well, as commissioner, you have the freedom to make at least one match without Paul E's interference at every pay-per-view. Why are you so willing to let Jericho and Hart fight for the title? Don't you want it back?

Raven: Sadly, Punk, that was a stupid question. Of course I want it back.

Punk: So then...

Raven: So, have you ever heard the expression "keep your head below the parapet"?

Punk: Yeah.

Raven: Well, you should know by now that I always have a plan! You just worry about taking out Vito Thomaselli at Guilty As Charged.

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The match starts as an even tag team affair.

However, by the tenth minute, all semblance of unity has broken down and a four-way brawl has broken out.

Referee Jim Molineaux is forced to call for a no contest.

Match Rating: C

After the match, the fans instinctively start to chant "Juvi! Juvi! Juvi!"

However, for once, Guerrera does not show.

<div style="text-align:center;">The brawl continues as Paul E steps out onto the entrance-way.

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Heyman: Okay, okay... I think we all get it. You all want the TV Title and, in fairness, you all have a claim to it. So, I wouldn't be a very good booker if I didn't approach this the only way I know how. At Guilty As Charged, we're gonna stick all four of you in a match. AJ Styles versus Christopher Daniels versus Rey Mysterio Jr versus Ultimo Dragon for the World Television Championship in a Stairway To Hell Match!

Callis: Wow!

Taz: Now that is what I'm talking about!

<div style="text-align:center;">The camera cuts to Becky Bayless who is walking through a hospital ward.

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Becky: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm Becky Bayless and I'm here in local Elliot Hospital in downtown Manchester. Terry "Rhino" Gerrin was, of course, mercilessly taken out by Mark Calaway on Monday night and is said to have suffered a fractured skull and broken eye socket. I've been told he is in bed 147, so, I'm going to have a word with him and his doctors right now.

Becky walks up to the curtain surrounding a bed and pulls it back.

She gasps.

A doctor is sprawled unconscious across the floor and a nurse is clutching her arm, curled up against the wall.

The bed is empty; the sheets are turned back.

Another young doctor runs into view.

Becky: What the hell is going on?

Doctor: He's gone!

Becky: Gone?! Who's gone?

Doctor: The patient!

Becky: Rhino?! He has a fractured skull!

Doctor: We know that!

Becky: Well, where has he gone?!

Doctor: We don't know!

Suddenly, a crackled voice comes through on the doctor's walkie-talkie.

Voice: We need help... two driver's got assaulted... he took the ambulance!

Becky and the doctor look horrified as the camera cuts back to the arena.

Taz: What the hell?!

Callis: Rhino... escaped? He's left the hospital?

Taz: It's impossible! He should be unconscious right now!

Callis: Ladies and gentlemen, we will alert you as soon as we have any news.

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Brandon has this one pretty much sewn-up from the start.

He wins with a T-Bone suplex in the tenth minute.

Match Rating: C+

<div style="text-align:center;">Sal Thomaselli walks to the ring, waving to the fans.

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He wears an immaculate shirt, tie and suit jacket... and skimpy wrestling trunks and boots.

Sal: Thank you, good citizens. Allow me to inform you that the Thomaselli-Thomaselli campaign for the White House is underway and we are honoured to accept this victory in the Green Party's New Hampshire presidential primary.

Callis: Was anyone actually standing against them?

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Sal: I feel it is now my duty to make some pledges to you good people on behalf...

<div style="text-align:center;">Kurt Angle appears at the entrance-way on his crutches and in his neck brace.

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Angle: What the hell are you two idiots doing? Running for president? This is a frickin' wrestling show!

Sal: I hear you, good citizen, and for too long have the mediums of politics and wrestling been mutually exclusive in this great nation.

Angle looks confused.

Angle: Err... Jesse Ventura.

Sal: Exactly!

Brandon whispers something to his brother.

Sal shrugs off the criticism.

Angle: ...and what's with this whole "Green Party". I don't hear any environmental issues being raised.

Brandon: Hey, we don't mean that kinda green, bro.

The fans go nuts; Angle clearly misses the inference.

Angle: Bro? Let's get one thing straight. I ain't your frickin' bro, "amico". Plus, if it hasn't occurred to you morons, you have to be born in the States to run for president!

Sal: ...and we were born in Rome.

Angle: Exactly!

Sal: Rome, New York.

Angle: Exactl... I mean, what?! That's a croc of horsesh*t!

<div style="text-align:center;">Suddenly, Jerry Lynn emerges from the back.

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He sneaks up behind Angle and snatches the gold medals from around his neck.

He runs down the aisle-way with them.

Instinctively, Angle drops his crutches and runs after Lynn.

Callis: Hang on a damn minute!

Taz: How long has he been walking around here with a "broken neck"?

Angle realises his error and collapses in a heap, screaming in "pain".

Lynn picks him up, as the crowd roars, kicks him in the gut and rolls him in the ring.

The Dynamic one picks up a microphone and a chair.

Lynn: ...and you'd know all about horsesh*t wouldn't you, Kurt? The man who faked a career-threatening injury to avoid a loss; the man who made me consider f**kin' retirement; the man who betrayed his own country by attacking me in the World Cup Quarter-Final!

Angle scrambles to his feet and makes for a quick exit.

But the Thomaselli's block his path.

Angle turns back to face Lynn as the crowd erupts...

CHAIR SHOT!

Lynn: Consider this a challenge for November To Remember, ass hole! Your ass is finally mine!

<div style="text-align:center;">Backstage, "The Soul Taker" arrives at the arena.

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As he enters the arena doors, two backstage staff stare at him.

Taker: What the hell's up with you?

He walks past Steve Corino who frowns at him.

He passes the Full Blooded Italians.

Tony Mamaluke glances at Taker and whispers something to Lil' Guido.

Guido shakes his head in disgust.

Taker: What is everyone's damn problem?

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Heyman: What's everyone's problem?! I'll tell you everyone's f**kin' problem! You fractured a man's skull!

Taker: So? I thought this was ECW... where the "extremists" and the psycopaths hang out.

Heyman: Oh, is that it? You're on some sort of trip to prove you're extreme?

Taker: No, son, I just took the man out.

Heyman: Well, ECW or not, there's a line you don't cross even around here.

Taker: What? I used a bike chain?

Heyman: No, you dumb sh*t, you used f**kin' handcuffs! What does that prove?

Taker: Hey, I jus...

Heyman: I don't care. I just want you to be aware that I've been on the phone to the local police precinct five times this week to keep you out of custody. Now, just kick Raven's ass and get the hell outta my sight!

As Heyman storms off, Taker shakes his head.

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Big Sasuke Cool puts up some decent opposition but Punk effectively controls this one.

He wins with a GTS in the twelfth minute.

Match Rating: B

Punk picks up a microphone.

Punk: Nice little promo last week, Vito. "Don't insult me; don't insult my family"? She ain't your f**kin' family jerk-off! There's no point talking in kayfabe when every dirtsheet between here and the incestuous Italian back alley that spawned you is saying different! The fact is, little man, that, come Guilty As Charged...

<div style="text-align:center;">Vito emerges from the crowd and slides into the ring.

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Punk: ...I'm gonna have to te...

Vito spins Punk around...

Vito Driver!

He lays the boots in mercilessly.

Vito: You just had to make it personal, didn't you Punk? You hospitalised my sister and now you're throwing these internet rumours around. Well, since you're getting all "experimental" with kayfabe...

Vito slides out to ringside and grabs a cooler box from under the ring.

He climbs back in.

Vito: There's something I've always wanted to know... Just how real all this straight-edge bullsh*t is.

Vito opens the cooler and pulls out a can of beer.

Vito: You see, in my country, we like our alcohol, I can't deny it. So, since we're having this personal little "d and m", I think it's only right to share my heritage with you.

Vito cracks the beer; the fans go crazy.

He props Punk up against the bottom turnbuckle and holds his nose.

Punk's breathing becomes more heavy until he comes around and opens his mouth for a gasp of air.

Vito pours the beer down his rival's throat.

Callis: Oh my!

Taz: That is straight up disprespect... and I love it!

Callis: So do these fans by the sounds of it.

Punk coughs and spultters his way to his feet.

Vito boots him in the gut...

Another Vito Driver.

The young Italian then cracks two more beers and pours them over Punk's prone self.

Taz: Now what's he doing?

Vito reaches into his boot and pulls out a lighter and a pack of cigaretters.

Taz: No way...

Vito, sure enough, lights the cigarette, takes a drag and then positions it in Punk's mouth.

He smiles at his work of art and plays to the fans before heading to the back.

Callis: I don't know what to say. Punk may have made it personal but Vito just took it to a whole other level!

<div style="text-align:center;">The feed cuts to the mysterious video.

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The match is a straight-up brawl but it's clear the two men aren't putting on their best performance.

Raven does a typical good job of evading danger for as long as possible.

But, in the fifteenth minute, the former champion suffers the Chokeslam.

1...2...3!

Match Rating: A

As Taker raises his hand, he receives a somewhat mixed reaction.

Suddenly, the big screen cuts to the parking lot.

An ambulance speeds into view and screeches to a halt, burning its tires out in the process.

<div style="text-align:center;">Rhino steps out to a tangible gasp from the crowd.

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He wears street clothes; his head is bandaged and his right eye is swollen like a balloon.

Meanwhile, in the ring, Calaway's mouth drops open.

Callis: What the hell?

Taz: He has a fractured skull! How is this possible?

Callis: He can't be human!

Despite his injuries, Rhino grabs a chain from inside the ambulance and attaches it to the back of the vehicle.

As the camera pans to follow his walk, Taker's bike comes into view.

As 'Taker shakes his head in disbelief, Rhino attaches the other end of the chain to the bike.

He gets back into the ambulance and revs the engine to it's maximum.

Callis: I don't like the look of this!

Rhino releases the break and the ambulance speeds towards a brick wall.

Taz: JESUS!

"The Man Beast" swerves at the very last second.

The ambulance performs a u-turn but the momentum sends the bike crashing into the wall.

Metal, paint and glass fly everywhere.

'Taker rolls out of the ring and sprints to the back.

Taz: And 'Take's going after him!

Callis: What is Rhino thinking? He can't be physically able to fight!

The camera follows Calaway all the way to the back doors.

He steps out and runs over to the ambulance.

Rhino is nowhere to be seen.

Taker: Where the f**k are you?!

Suddenly, Rhino comes into shot and blasts Calaway in the back of the head with a tire iron.

The giant falls to the ground.

Rhino picks him up and drives him head first into the bonnet of the ambulance.

He picks him up again and slams him on top.

Rhino: I can't help but remember that you mentioned "an eye for an eye on Monday", Taker. Well, YOU FRACTURED MY F**KIN' SKULL!

So, I was thinking of a suitable punishment... and I thought... "Hell, it was your right hand that swung the chain. So, let's go with that."

Taz: Uh-oh!

Callis: What the hell does that mean?!

Taz: I have no idea!

Callis: No, I am serious, Taz. What the f**k does that mean?!

Rhino goes to the back door of the ambulance and pulls out a strap used for steadying people on stretchers.

He returns to a lifeless Calaway and ties one end around his nemesis' wrist.

He then walks about five yards to the nearest lamp post and ties the other end to it until the strap is tight.

Taker's arm is pulled out straight above his head.

Rhino gets back in the ambulance.

Taz: Oh my god...

He reverses to straighten up.

The front wheel of the ambulance is now, seemingly, in a straight line with Taker's wrist.

Again, Rhino revs the engine.

The camera focuses in on his face through the windscreen.

Callis: OH GOD NO!

He releases the break and a twisted smile comes across his face.

Callis: NO!

Taz: F**KING HELL!

The camera stays on Rhino's face as a faint crack and a deafening scream are heard.

"The Man Beast" lets out an almost orgasmic sigh as the feed fades to black.

Show Rating A

Prophet · May 5, 2009

All right, I haven't figured out the logistics of it all, yet, but somehow, I'm gonna win the lottery, and create my own wrestling federation, and hire you, Nevvy, as my guy. This is phenomenal stuff. The fact that I actually cringed when Rhino's skull was split like a watermelon at a Gallagher show, and felt my mouth open in pure awe at the shock return and subsequent ambu-wristing of `Taker ... just brilliant shows. All around.

Nevermore · May 5, 2009

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Prophet" data-cite="Prophet" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="5246" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>All right, I haven't figured out the logistics of it all, yet, but somehow, I'm gonna win the lottery, and create my own wrestling federation, and hire you, Nevvy, as my guy. This is phenomenal stuff. The fact that I actually cringed when Rhino's skull was split like a watermelon at a Gallagher show, and felt my mouth open in pure awe at the shock return and subsequent ambu-wristing of `Taker ... just brilliant shows. All around.</div></blockquote> Ha, cheers bro. I was worrying the angles were becoming a little OTT. So, I'm very glad you approve <img alt=":)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />. Thanks to all for posting - very much appreciated <img alt=";)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/wink.png.686f06e511ee1fbf6bdc7d82f6831e53.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />. Quote The Raven Nevermore

darthsiddus2 · May 5, 2009

even by today's standards that was f*ckin intense what an ending!

The Final Countdown · May 5, 2009

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="5246" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>At Guilty As Charged, we're gonna stick all four of you in a match. AJ Styles versus Christopher Daniels versus Rey Mysterio Jr versus Ultimo Dragon for the World Television Championship in a Stairway To Hell Match! Callis: Wow! Taz: Now that is what I'm talking about!</div></blockquote> Amen, Taz. Amen. Plus Chris Jericho vs. Owen Hart in an Ultimate Submission match? I'd pay money to watch that PPV.

keefmoon · May 5, 2009

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Nevermore" data-cite="Nevermore" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="5246" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Becky: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm Becky Bayless and I'm here in local Elliot Hospital in downtown Manchester. Terry "Rhino" Gerrin was, of course, mercilessly taken out by Mark Calaway on Monday night and is said to have suffered a fractured skull and broken eye socket. I've been told he is in bed 147, so, I'm going to have a word with him and his doctors right now. Becky walks up to the curtain surrounding a bed and pulls it back. She gasps. A doctor is sprawled unconscious across the floor and a nurse is clutching her arm, curled up against the wall. The bed is empty; the sheets are turned back. Another young doctor runs into view. Becky: What the hell is going on? Doctor: He's gone! Becky: Gone?! Who's gone? Doctor: The patient! Becky: Rhino?! He has a fractured skull! Doctor: We know that! Becky: Well, where has he gone?! Doctor: We don't know! Suddenly, a crackled voice comes through on the doctor's walkie-talkie. Voice: We need help... two driver's got assaulted... he took the ambulance! Becky and the doctor look horrified as the camera cuts back to the arena.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="BREAKING NEWS FROM 20th CENTURY FOX ENTERTANMENT" data-cite="BREAKING NEWS FROM 20th CENTURY FOX ENTERTANMENT" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="5246" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Hot news today reports that Kiefer Sutherland has taken the role of Rhino in Extreme Championship Wrestling. Sutherland had this to say: "I see a lot of Jack Bauer from 24 in the Rhino character and will be hoping to use that more and more as I develop his character".</div></blockquote> Haha, I kid, I kid. Seriously, I love all this between 'Taker and Rhino. I guess in a way it is OTT, very much so in fact, somewhat ridiculous and far fetched. But it's entertaining, it's engaging and I can't wait to see more of it. And in that way it's no different from, say, 24 or Prison Break or any one of those sort of programs. It actually allows for a bit of variation, it's a bit different from everything else you see on here, it's imaginitive but the most important thing is it remains a really interesting read and it is. So I absolutely love it, it's been handled so well. Apart from the more realistic and edgy violence, I can't understand how this can seem so much more credible and enjoyable than the whole Triple H breaking in to Orton's home fiasco in the E, but it certainly is. And of course, the rest of the show was great too, especially Angle being caught out (again, I believe) and the announcement of the fourway at the PPV and the ridiculousness of Chris Hero. And I don't know how you do it, but even the Uncle Sam thing is enjoyable. Overall, this has gone beyond being the yardstick because nothing will compare to it. It's that good.

MattitudeV2 · May 5, 2009

Well let join in this by just saying...

...

WOW!

This show had a lot of good things and I love your character development with guys like STD,Big Dick Jr,Chris Hero,Nate Hatred,The Soul Taker,Punk,The Thomaselis,Rhino and Raven all make me want to read this dynasty.

PS:If this was a real life PPV i'd buy it.

Nevermore · May 5, 2009

Thank you so much boys! I really mean it.

I'm so glad you liked the Hero stuff as well. Again, I get these ideas in my head that I think are great and I'm writing them up thinking "This is awesome". Then, when I read it back, I suddenly start thinking "No it's not; this is ridiculous!" Stuff like having Bonnie Tyler playing at ECW shows and presidential campaigns always make me worry that I'm going a tad too far in a comedic direction to make my other feuds serious and engaging. So, if not, I'm very happy.

...and, Keef, that's damn funny. I'd never watched 24 in my life until recently. I bought the series one boxset for my Mum at Christmas and watched most of it with her. I did think it was ridiculously far fetched at times but I was actually wanting to spend another hour sitting on my arse after every episode just to see what happened. So, yeah... maybe it had a rub off effect. Maybe Rhino is becoming Jack Bauer <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />. Oh dear...

Quote The Raven

Nevermore

Nevermore · May 5, 2009

<div style="text-align:center;">http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ecwonline.jpg</div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="5246" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/bambam.jpg</div> Hey, I'm Scott Bigelow (AKA Bam Bam Bigelow) and this is the Bam Bam Exam. And, now, you can catch my colour commentary on ECW F' The Mainstream. You may think that would give me a biased view of the wrestling world but, hey, if so... screw you! Okay, first up is the bWo/sWo angle. I hear this is finally coming to an end (insert sigh of relief for dramatic effect) and, apparently, we will discover who the mole in the sWo camp is at Guilty As Charged. Let's be honest, this one has run it's course and, while I don't mind either of the groups sticking around, I think a lot of the guys involved have more to offer than constant filler matches. But, hey, I guess that's one of the perils of a packed roster... Next, I have to get my thoughts down on the Vito/Punk feud. A while back, I wrote how disappointed I was to learn that Vito and Kelly were in a relationship. Well, not so much that they were going out but that they allowed the world to know about it. I guess Paul E had to do something to respond to this sitch and I reckon he's done so pretty interestingly... breaking kayfabe and all. To be honest, I'm not sure I'm a fan of it. I'm not sure what else could have been done but I think it's left the audience kind of confused about what the hell is actually going on. Is she going to be Vito's on-screen girlfriend? Surely, that's a bit twisted even for ECW! My other issue was the most recent angle on Saturday night. I thought it was good writing, don't get me wrong, but I know that Punk is slightly pissed off. Apparently, he agreed to the segment, thinking it would strengthen the feud, but he claims that the whole cigarette deal was an ad-lib which he wasn't warned about. Of course, Punk is straight-edge in real life and, if what he says is true, I think he has a right to be pissed. I just wonder how their match at Guilty As Charged will go down? Frankly, with the talent of those two guys, I think I'm more psyched for that than any other match on the card. Apart from one, maybe... Taker and Rhino. Well, what can you say? Over the top? Yes. Somewhat ludicrous? Probably. Fact is, though, the often portrayed "unstoppable monster" role in wrestling is slightly ridiculous; I should know... I was one. No one can withstand the punishment that some bookers would want to have you believe but, with Rhino and 'Taker, it's slightly different. Those guys probably are two of the toughest guys in the industry (I'd certainly pick them for a bar brawl) and, because of that, I can't wait to see what they pull off at the pay-per-view. I don't reckon they need barbed wire or anything else "extreme"; those guys could pretty much kill each other with bare fists and I'm dying to see it. As for Jericho/Hart, not much needs to be said. Jericho himself summed it up pretty succinctly... why waste time plugging something that's a natural draw in and of itself? Should be great. Now, my final piece of business: November To Remember XV! Simply put, this should be huge; I mean, we already seem to have Angle/Lynn and Hatred/Sabu in a "streak versus career match" on the card. That looks hot already but, due to my privileged position I know a few inside facts. For a start, I know the main events... that's right: plural. Now, I'm not gonna tell you what they are (for legal reasons if nothing else) but I know that there will be at least two matches billed as PPV main events in November. In fact, there could be as many as four depending upon audience response. Suffice to say that I cannot wait! I'm Scott Bigelow and that was the Bam Bam Exam. Make sure to check out my commenatry chops on Thursday nights! Thanks for reading...</div></blockquote>

Nevermore · May 6, 2009

<div style="text-align:center;">From ECW.com</div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="5246" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Confirmed for Revolution: Christopher Daniles vs. AJ Styles http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ChristopherDaniels.jpgvshttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/AJStyles.jpg Ahead of the four-way Stairway To Hell match at Guilty As Charged, we will see how bad the rift between Christopher Daniels and AJ Styles is as "The Fallen Angel" takes on "The Phenomenal One" in singles competition. War of the World Orders The bWo vs. The sWo http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/bWoStevie.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/bWoSnow.jpgvshttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/sWoSasuke.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/sWoOz.jpg Once again, the two world orders face off and there is still a mole in the sWo ranks... or so Stevie says. Could it be time for the mysterious (and somewhat incompetent) masked man to reveal himself? "Presidential Primary" Match "Uncle Sal" Sal Thomaselli vs. Kurt Angle http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/SalvatoreThomaselli.jpgvshttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/KurtAngle.jpg Now his "broken neck" has been exposed as fake, Paul E has ordered Kurt Angle into this match with "Uncle" Sal Thomaselli. Can the presidential candidate continue his family's roll or will Angle take out his frustrations ahead of his long-awaited rematch with Jerry Lynn? Non-Title Match Rey Mysterio Jr. vs. Ultimo Dragon http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ReyMysterioWCW.jpgvshttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/UltimoDragonTV.jpg In parallel with Daniels versus Styles, this non-title match will allow everyone to make their predictions ahead of Guilty As Charged. With the recent rivalry between these two and Juventud Guerrera likely to be waiting in the shadows, it's anyone's guess how this one could end. Non-Title Match Vito Thomaselli vs. Eddie Guerrero http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/VitoAllAction.jpgvshttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/EddieGuerrero.jpg Last Saturday, the feud between Vito Thomaselli and CM Punk was kicked up a notch as the personal vendetta reached all new highs. In a means of revenge for Punk hospitalising his family, Vito forced alcohol and tobacco upon "Ther Straight Edge Superstar". However, his final revenge may come on Friday night at Guilty As Charged in their eagerly anticipated rematch. First, though, he must contend with the returning Eddie Guerrero who will, surely, be looking to prove why he's still worth some good TV time. Join the Revolution; Monday nights at 10pm http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ecwrevolution.jpg </div></div></blockquote>

keefmoon · May 10, 2009

Christopher Daniles vs. AJ Styles

Hoooge match here, will be amazing. I fancy Daniels to win here but AJ to win at the PPV

War of the World Orders

The bWo vs. The sWo

The mole gives bWo the win

"Presidential Primary" Match

"Uncle Sal" Sal Thomaselli vs. Kurt Angle

Sal is essentially a comedy wrestler whereas Kurt is one of the best wrestlers in the world and is going in to a huge match. Out of interest, was Kurt genuinely injured, because if not, why was he inactive for so long?

Non-Title Match

Rey Mysterio Jr. vs. Ultimo Dragon

Non-title means challenger wins. Otherwise, why not make it a title match?

Non-Title Match

Vito Thomaselli vs. Eddie Guerrero

Would love to see Eddie not only win but grow in stature and become one of your really nig names, but Vito is the bigger right now

Can't wait, buddy.

MattitudeV2 · May 10, 2009

Christopher Daniels vs. AJ Styles

The bWo vs. The sWo

"Presidential Primary" Match

"Uncle Sal" Sal Thomaselli vs. Kurt Angle

Non-Title Match

Rey Mysterio Jr. vs. Ultimo Dragon

Non-Title Match

Vito Thomaselli vs. Eddie Guerrero

Nevermore · May 10, 2009

Cheers for bumping, Keef .

Out of interest, was Kurt genuinely injured, because if not, why was he inactive for so long?

Okay, fine, draw me into breaking kayfabe why don't you? He was legitemately out with knee ligament damage for five months. I figured playing up his previous neck injury and blaming a recurrence on Lynn was a good way of keeping the feud going despite him being off TV. I also included the crutches for realism (which he'd need for the legit injury) in case I ever did reveal.

So, yeah, genuinely no Angle for five months... very annoying!

Would love to see Eddie not only win but grow in stature and become one of your really nig names, but Vito is the bigger right now

I love how much you like Vito! He seems to be one of my character building successes. Funny, I originally planned for all three Thomaselli's to take off big (and still hope they will... Brandon has a cool gimmick in reserve) but Vito certainly seems to have turned into the breakout star which is cool seeing as he's spent most of his time feuding over a lesser title.

He's one of those guys I find it easy to write for now I've established his character. I have BIG future storylines/feuds lined up for him. So, hopefully, you'll like 'em.

...and as I said all the way back when:

Other guys I'm thinking of trying to bring back into the spotlight are Eddie, Rey, Hayabusa and Chris Daniels.

Rey and Daniels I'm already getting there; Hayabusa's sadly looking like less of a likelihood but Eddie may well be getting a break with any luck.

Cheers for the feedback, sunshine .

Quote The Raven

Nevermore

Prophet · May 10, 2009

Christopher Daniels vs. AJ Styles

I generally agree with Keef's thoughts here. Daniels gets a boost heading in, but ultimately fails at the ppv.

War of the World Orders

The bWo vs. The sWo

I think it's their turn. lol

"Presidential Primary" Match

"Uncle Sal" Sal Thomaselli vs. Kurt Angle

I have a feeling Lynn will make his presence felt in this match, but I don't believe there will be a clear cut winner. Gonna go no contest.

Non-Title Match

Rey Mysterio Jr. vs. Ultimo Dragon

Rey will put up a strong showing, but inevitably, the Dragon prevails.

Non-Title Match

Vito Thomaselli vs. Eddie Guerrero

Vito is on a roll, whereas the returning Eddie needs to find his foothold to boost his momentum. And if Vito wins, we can celebrate with wine.

Game-Face · May 12, 2009

Christopher Daniles vs. AJ Styles- Draw interference from dragon and rey ends up in a 4 way brawl.

The bWo vs. The sWo-- swo wins this one

Uncle Sal" Sal Thomaselli vs. Kurt Angle- Angle wins and sends messege to Lynn

Rey Mysterio Jr. vs. Ultimo Dragon- rey wins to get some momentum before the PPV match

Vito Thomaselli vs. Eddie Guerrero- vito wins,but gets attacked after the match by Punk.

Nevermore · May 19, 2009

Monday, week 4, October

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Hudson: Hello and welcome to ECW Revolution. I'm Scott Hudson...

Gertner: ...and I'm Joel Gertner.

Hudson: Tonight, we will witness the fallout of Vito's personal assault on Punk.

Gertner: Screw that. I want to know if Taker's still alive.

Hudson: It was his wrist, Joel, not his neck. It was hurrendous but I'm sure he's still alive.

Gertner: Figure of speech, Scotty boy. Y'know, like "screw you!"

Hudson: Mature...

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The two men put on a respectable match.

However, not only is it clear that Daniels is not at his best, the crowd also seem more concerned with the prospect of Juventud Guerrera making an appearance.

Equally clear, though, is that these two are no longer concerned with any allegiance.

The former Television Champion picks up the win with a Styles clash in the tenth minute.

Match Rating: C+

The most hated music in ECW blares around the arena.

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Hero: They've just started posting the Guilty As Charged matches up on the noticeboard in the back and I can't help but notice that I don't feature. What does an eight-time CZW champion have to do to get a break around here? I mean seriously; that four-way for the TV Title... I'm better than all those schmucks!

Boos ring out around the arena.

Hero: ...and it looks like we've got Vito versus Punk for the All Action Title.

His jaw drops and he smacks himself across the face.

Hero: WOW! I mean... WOW! Like we didn't see that one coming. Why not shake things up and put a true Hero in the mix?

The boos don't stop.

Hero: What? You don't like that idea? Well, here's something you f**ktards probably will like...

Gertner: A what tard?

Hudson: Frankly, I stopped listening.

Hero: ...the bWo verus the sWo in an eight-man tag. Whoop-dee-f**kin'-doo! Is it just me or is Paul E getting just a little senile in his old age? But wait... the best bit... Jazz versus Alexis. I mean who gives a crap?! Seriously.

He shakes his head in amazement.

Hero: One couldn't wrestle her way out of a paper bag and you wouldn't touch the other unless she wore a paper bag.

Hudson: Oh, come on.

Gertner: I'd still hit it.

Hudson: ...and I need a raise!

Hero: I mean, why can't we ever see a girl who can wrestle AND have some hot sh*t goin on? Is that really so difficult to find? The Federation manage it!

Hudson: Yeah... right.

Gertner: Now, even I wouldn't touch their trash! Who knows where Trish Stratus has been?

Hudson: ...and that's a court case if ever I heard one! Nice one, Joel.

Hero: But, come on, who does this Jazz chick, if you can actually call her a chi...

Jazz emerges from the crowd.

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As Hero continues his diatribe, Jazz slides into the ring and spins him around.

Fisherman Buster!

Jazz receives possibly the loudest cheer a lioness has ever received.

She grabs the microphone from Hero's body.

Jazz: And that ain't nuttin' compared to what I'm gonna do to you, princess Alexis!

She storms out of the ring.

The Whole F**kin' Show are backstage in the locker room.

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RVD: Where the hell were you last week?!

Michaels: Oh, I'm trying to keep a regular sleeping pattern ahead of...

RVD: Yeah, very funny.

Michaels: Dude, fact is, I thought you could do with an ass kicking to straigthen you out.

RVD: Oh, is that right? I should kick your ass right now!

Voice: I should kick both your asses!

Both men turn to see Traci in the doorway.

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They both rush over.

She slaps them both.

Traci: You're a couple of f**king idiots, y'know that! You're the best damn tag team this sport has ever seen but you can't stay on the same page long enough to realise it. Well, now I'm back, we're gonna put that right! I've organised you two a match for tonight.

RVD: Who against?

Traci: Wait and see but if I don't see some team work in that ring, I'm gonna kick your asses better than either of you two could do to each other!

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The match is the standard crowd-control endeavour you've all come to know and... well, whatever.

The sWo pick up the win in the fifth minute after Sasuke hits a Tiger Driver on BW Snow.

Match Rating: D+

Stevie grabs a microphone as he heads to the back.

Stevie: Well, it looks like Chris Hero was good enough to tell us that our two factions would face off again, Sasuke. What he failed to mention is that we've convinced Paul E to add an extra stipulation... which ever side loses disbands!

The crowd cheer.

More out of relief than excitement? Answers on the back of a postcard.

Stevie: ...and in case you had any doubts, the mole may not have made himself known tonight but he will at Guilty As Charged! Rest assured of that.

Owen Hart is backstage for a shoot promo.

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Hart: Y'know, Jericho, I actually really liked your speech the other day. You're right; our match does sell it self and it sure as hell will be one for the ages. You stole the Sharpshooter; I stole The Liontamer. You're a former World Champion; I am the current World Champion. I was the man to finally dethrone Raven; you were the man to help me. You beat me at Heatwave; I beat you at Anarchy Rulz. So, it seems as though the odds are pretty even and I have no doubt that one of us will be leaving Guilty As Charged as one of the greatest legends in the history of Canadian wrestling!

He smiles.

Hart: To use an old cliche... may the best man win.

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Sal Thomaselli proves himself to be a worthy foe.

However, Angle picks up the win with an Ankle Lock in the eleventh minute.

Match Rating: B

Angle picks up a mic.

Angle: You see that, Jerry? That's with five months ring rust! I am the best wrestler this promotion has ever seen and, at November To Remember, you will discover why I am an olympic gold medalist. This is what I was born to do; I am Kurt Angle and you... will tap out!

Vito and Kelly are backstage in their locker room.

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Vito: I need you to stay put in here tonight.

Kelly: Err... why?

Vito: After what I did to Punk last week, he may see you as an easy target.

Kelly: Well I've already survived one attack from him.

Vito: Don't be stupid! Just make sure you stay put!

Kelly: Okay! Okay!

Vito: Ti promessa?

Kelly: Si, si... ho promessa.

The mysterious video returns to the big screen.

Gertner: Man, what is that thing?

Hudson: I still have no idea.

Rhino makes his way to the ring to a chorus of jeers, his head still bandaged.

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Rhino: I couldn't give a f**k what you people thought of my actions on Saturday! The fact is you saw it and you realised it's significance. Let that be a lesson to anyone who dares think of crossing "The Man Beast"! Anyone who stands in my way will be dropped like a sack of sh*t and Calaway was no exception!

What sounds like hell's own orchestra sounds as the arena is plunged into darkness.

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"The Soul Taker" emerges from the back revealed by a blue-tinted spotlight.

Hudson: How?

Gertner: No way!

The giant says nothing.

He merely strides to the ring and, as he slides in, the arena lights turn back on.

As they do so, it is clear that his right hand is in a cast.

Rhino charges at Taker for the Gore but Calaway sticks his size sixteen boot in the way.

Rhino darts back to his feet and a wild brawl ensues as the crowd goes wild.

Right hand from "The Man Beast".

Another...

...and another.

...and. No! Taker blocks.

Left hand, left hand...

...and Calaway swings with his right.

The weight of the cast sends Rhino down, seemingly uncoscious.

Taker falls to his knees, clasping his protected wrist, clearly in agony.

Paul Heyman appears on the big screen.

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Heyman: The reason I haven't come down to the ring is because, frankly, I'm terrified to be anywhere near either one of you... Do you have any idea how much trouble you've caused me? I've had the police on the phone, complaints from FX viewers and ECW suddenly looks like a care home for the criminally insane!

He pauses.

Heyman: Since you two seem determined to kill each other or, at least, won't rest until the other is in a coma, I say we make it official. You're match on Friday night can be an ambulance match! And, honestly, I don't care if you do kill each other!

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The fans seem pleased by the return of Balls and Axl but there is no doubt which team will win this.

With Traci cheering them on from ringside, The Whole F**kin' Show look like more of a team than they have in months.

They pick up the victory in the ninth minute with a 4:20 Splash on Axl Rotten.

Match Rating: C

As RVD and HBK hug each other, Paul Heyman appears at the entrance-way.

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Heyman: Nice to see you back on the same page boys. Now, I think I have some news you may be interested in. You guys, The Dudleyz and The Hardcore Innovators all approached me with ideas for extra stipulations ahead of the Three Way Dance. You, Shawn, wanted ladders while Rob wanted chairs. The Innovators wanted Singapore canes and The Dudleyz wanted flaming tables. Well, I can tell you that it will be a standar one-fall match... but... it will include ladders, chairs, canes AND flaming tables!

The crowd erupts.

Hudson: My god!

Gertner: It's gonna be carnage!

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The two men put on a good display but clearly leave something in the tank.

In the twelfth minute, Francine jumps onto the apron to distract Mysteriko, allowing the TV Champ to hit the Dragon Suplex for the win.

Match Rating: B-

As the bell rings, the fans, again, seem expectant for the arrival of Juventud Guerrera.

He does not show but a distinctly Mexican voice is heard over teh PA.

Guerrera: See you on Friday night!

The Dudley Family are backstage for a shoot promo.

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Daizy: Things may not have gone quite according to plan last week what with my Dick losing the battle with STD. However, we want to make it clear that the same bad luck won't factor into the Three Way Dance.

D-Von: You see, Innovators, Whole F**kin' Show, you guys may claim to be champions but we are the family in possession of all four belts.

Dick Jr: And my uncles will leave as they entered... a disgrace to Darwinism.

Daizy slaps Dick around the back of the head.

Dick Jr: I mean holding all four tag belts.

Bubba: THOU SHALT NOT MESS WITH THE D...D..D.DD...D.D...D..D.DD...DD...D...

D-Von slaps his brother around the back of the head.

Bubba: DUDLEYS!

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Guerrero makes a determined reappearance to ECW TV.

However, it is clear that Vito is in his prime.

Half-way through the match, the big screen shows Kelly leaving her locker room.

Vito sees this but is forced to stay concentrating on his opponent.

In the fifteenth minute, the young Italian puts Guerrero away with the Vito Driver.

Match Rating: B+

After the match, the big screen cuts back to backstage.

CM Punk stands over Kelly's, face-down motionless body.

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Vito sprints to the back as the camera follows him.

He slides onto his knees in the corridoor to check on his sister.

He rolls her over.

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Gertner: That's not Kelly!

Suddenly, Punk jumps Vito from behind.

After laying in the boots, he picks him up for the GTS!

Kelly runs into shot to check on her brother.

However, the anonymous blonde boots her in the gut and hits a DDT on the concrete.

Punk: Did you think I'd let what you did last week go? You just got Punk'd, "amico"!

The feed fades to black.

Show Rating: B+

Trell · May 19, 2009

Yay He is back again!!!!!!!!!!!!!, I'm rooting for CM Punk now

Nevermore · May 19, 2009

^Final Monday Night Revolution of the month above^

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"War of the World Orders"

sWo vs. bWo

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ECW Lioness Championship Match

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Ladders, Chairs, Canes and Flaming Tables

Three Way Dance To Unify The Tag Team Championships

The Whole F**kin' Show

vs.

The Dudley Boyz

vs.

The Hardcore Innovators

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Stairway To Hell Match for the ECW World Television Title

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Last Man Standing Match for the ECW International All Action Title

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Ambulance Match

"The Man Beast" vs. "The Soul Taker"

Rhino vs. Mark Calaway

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Ultimate Submission Match for the ECW World Heavyweight Championship

Owen Hart's Last Match

Chris Jericho vs. Owen Hart

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All predictions welcomed.

MattitudeV2 · May 19, 2009

War of the World Orders"

sWo vs. bWo-I just believe the BWO has the advantage

ECW Lioness Championship Match

Ladders, Chairs, Canes and Flaming Tables

Three Way Dance To Unify The Tag Team Championships

The Whole F**kin' Show

vs.

The Dudley Boyz-The second Generation is going to have an impact and could we see a three way catfight in all this chaos with Daizy,Tracy and Beulah

vs.

The Hardcore Innovators

Stairway To Hell Match for the ECW World Television Title

Chris Daniels vs. AJ Styles vs. Rey Mysterio Jr. vs. Ultimo Dragon©-I just know it that Juvi is going to cost Ultimo Dragon

Last Man Standing Match for the ECW International All Action Title

Ambulance Match

"The Man Beast" vs. "The Soul Taker"

Rhino vs. Mark Calaway-Taker right now has shown he can dominate the Man Beast but Rhino is just as sadistic.

Ultimate Submission Match for the ECW World Heavyweight Championship

Chris Jericho vs. Owen Hart-I just can't see Owen losing the title this early in his title reign.

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