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Well, I had finally made the leap. I finally followed up on a new years resolution. I had created a wrestling company. Tree of Woe Wrestling, my Seattle baby, my Frankenstien. Now all I needed was some big time names and a few hot storylines… [CENTER][IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v213/yami_shinyi/Wrestlers/Astil.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] Who am I kidding? I have a name, a ring and some cameras. Nobody knows who we are, and I am the only man on the payroll right now. Money’s tight as the company only has 7500 to it’s name. I have reserves, but would like not to have to use them. I knew I wasn’t getting anywhere moping. It was time to make a few phone calls.
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My own goals: [LIST] [COLOR="Red"] [*]Pull off interesting storylines in a Hardcore Environment[/COLOR] [COLOR="Blue"] [*]Build unique characters[/COLOR] [COLOR="DarkOrange"] [*]Build company-men stars[/COLOR] [COLOR="SeaGreen"][*]Make Money[/COLOR] [/LIST]
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[B][SIZE="5"]ToWW Birthday Bash[/SIZE][/B] Trauma vs. Mexican Beast [U]ToWW Gymrat Qualifying match[/U] Warren Technique vs. Jimmy Beatbox [U]ToWW Gymrat Qualifying match[/U] Bossman Rund vs. UK Dragon [U]ToWW Gymrat Qualifying match[/U] The Jett Setter vs. Black Plague vs. Larry Wood vs. Dragon Mask [U]ToWW Hardcore Title[/U]
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[QUOTE=Astil;211439][B][SIZE="5"]ToWW Birthday Bash[/SIZE][/B] Trauma vs. [B]Mexican Beast[/B] [U]ToWW Gymrat Qualifying match[/U] [B]Warren Technique[/B] vs. Jimmy Beatbox [U]ToWW Gymrat Qualifying match[/U] [B]Bossman Rund[/B] vs. UK Dragon [U]ToWW Gymrat Qualifying match[/U] The Jett Setter vs. Black Plague vs. Larry Wood vs. [B]Dragon Mask[/B] [U]ToWW Hardcore Title[/U][/QUOTE] Dragons are cool.
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I'm liking The Jett Setter already. But I swear if I don't see him singing some bad, drunken karaoke in a bar somewhere late at night with Rhino Umaga singing back-up lyrics in an incoherent samoan language while Jett is singing "Janie's got a Gun" before Trauma pulls one out and shoots blanks into the air scaring everyone off, you've already lost a reader.:D
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[QUOTE=J Silver;211510]I'm liking The Jett Setter already. But I swear if I don't see him singing some bad, drunken karaoke in a bar somewhere late at night with Rhino Umaga singing back-up lyrics in an incoherent samoan language while Jett is singing "Janie's got a Gun" before Trauma pulls one out and shoots blanks into the air scaring everyone off, you've already lost a reader.:D[/QUOTE] Damn, now I have -2 readers :D.
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ToWW Birthday Bash To start the event we see War and Trauma (Warren Technique and Trauma) backstage. Trauma is holding a wood baseball bat and Warren is holding a walking cane. Behind them is a multitude of weapons. The promo is short and simple. “Mexican Beast, you gonna get past THIS!?!” F (Hmm, more words needed maybe?) [IMG]http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j231/bsumystic/MexicanBeast.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j231/bsumystic/Trauma.jpg[/IMG] Mexican Beast vs. Trauma ToWW Gymrat Qualifying match Wow, I have never seen 13 people get on one guy like this. Well there was that video But that’s why we didn’t go to Club X Poor Trauma. Maybe there all Mexican beast fans. The match was…eh…it was a match I guess Trauma came out on top Trauma defeated Mexican Beast in 11:32 by pinfall. E Sandstorm by Darude plays as Bossman Rund makes his way to the ring with a mic in hand. As soon as he gets to the ring, The Creator walks out. He reaches the boss and extends his hand outward in a show of friendship. Bossman accepts it and they shake hands. F+ (It seems talking in angles would be nice) [IMG]http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j231/bsumystic/FlyingJimmyFoxx.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j231/bsumystic/WarrenTechnique.jpg[/IMG] Jimmy Beatbox vs. Warren Technique ToWW Gymrat Qualifying match Jimmy Beatbox does a pretty mean beatbox Spin it backwards Jimmy. Beatbox rocked Warren’s world These two work well together Still, this was a squash match. That is until Trauma showed up and popped Beatbox with a shovel. Technique steals a win Warren Technique defeated Jimmy Beatbox in 12:34 by pinfall. During the match we also had Trauma run in and attack Jimmy Beatbox. E- Backstage The Jett Setter has a mic. “My name is the Jett Setter, and I…AM…TREE OF WOE WRESTLING! I am a god to this land, rock star to this small venue, main lead in this Hollywood Blockbuster! I got this fatal four way coming up. The only thing fatal about it is that three men will have to fight me. Can 3 men step a Jett? I think not! E+ (See talking. A revolutionary concept here at ToWW) [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v213/yami_shinyi/Wrestlers/Astil.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j231/bsumystic/UKDragon.jpg[/IMG] Bossman Rund vs. UK Dragon ToWW Gymrat Qualifying match Rund has a limited arsenal, as he is still young and a “student of the game” UK Dragon has a limited arsenal…just because Lots of punching Lots of kicking Rund got a bit of momentum rolling. Low dropkick. Legdrop. Climbs to the top rope! SWANTON BOMB Bossman Rund Wins. Bossman Rund defeated UK Dragon in 7:43 by pinfall with a Swanton Bomb. E- After the match The Creator comes out and Bossman and Creator celebrate together. F- (Guess what they didn’t do. If you say eat slap yourself.) [IMG]http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j231/bsumystic/BlackEagle.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j231/bsumystic/SnapDragon.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j231/bsumystic/LarryWood.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j231/bsumystic/JacobJett.jpg[/IMG] Black Plague vs. Dragon Mask vs. Larry Wood vs. The Jett Setter Nothing like putting all the shows eggs in one basket. 30 minutes of hardcore mayhem. Plague and Dragon kept the action in the air as the two high flyers focused on each other. Larry Wood must’ve taken offense to Jett’s promo, as he targeted Jett. Back and forth they go. Many weapon’s used. At one point Wood escaped into the crowd. Jett ran after him. In the ring Plague hits a big moonsault. Jett realizes Plague can win. 1 Jett runs to the ring 2 Jett with a kick 3! Black Plague stayed on! Black Plague is the first ToWW Hardcore Champion! Black Plague defeated Dragon Mask, Larry Wood and The Jett Setter in 32:31 by pinfall when Black Plague pinned Dragon Mask (I forgot to copy paste, so deal with my B.S.ed copy of it J ). D- (YES!) After the match Black Plague celebrates. E- (****!) OVERALL: E+
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[QUOTE=Orange-kun;211484]Dragons are cool.[/QUOTE] 2/4 on predictions. Not bad. [QUOTE=The Aussie;211670]Better make that 3[/QUOTE] You mean -3 or -1 or do you mean 3 like you typed, because that'd make sense... and Nikk's gonna shut his mouth and watch Basketball now...XP [QUOTE=ME!]As always feedback is nice, as it helps me stop sucking :D[/QUOTE]
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So I read the title of the diary and instantly thought this was going to be a BSC diary...damn =( Do you think maybe you could have Larry Wood and Mexican Beast in a bikinni contest or something that should make up for the disappointment =) But seriously... not a bad first show man how small is your fed? I've always found it hard to run angles in small feds.
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Guest The Aussie
[QUOTE=Astil;211696] You mean -3 or -1 or do you mean 3 like you typed, because that'd make sense... [/QUOTE] Ahhh, Stop giving me a headache like that. I so confused
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[QUOTE=mad5226;211740]So I read the title of the diary and instantly thought this was going to be a BSC diary...damn =( Do you think maybe you could have Larry Wood and Mexican Beast in a bikinni contest or something that should make up for the disappointment =) But seriously... not a bad first show man how small is your fed? I've always found it hard to run angles in small feds.[/QUOTE] We have about 10% in the northeast and thats it. I use the Clarity Excel Storylining Technique (c) so I have storylines planned for a long, long time. [QUOTE=The Aussie;211753]Ahhh, Stop giving me a headache like that. I so confused[/QUOTE] My bad, my bad. [QUOTE=ForPredictions]Bossman Rund vs. Trauma vs. Warren Technique[U] ToWW Gymrat Title[/U] Larry Wood vs. Jett Setter [U]#1 Contender[/U] Black Plague vs. Dragon Mask [U]ToWW Hardcore[/U] [/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Clarity;212047]Ah yes.. My old technique.. I should revamp that someday to include chemistry[/QUOTE] It's actually working quiet well, thank you. If I may, how far ahead did you plan your shows? (and make predictions, my life is meaningless without them XP)
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ToWW Forest of Denial [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v213/yami_shinyi/Wrestlers/Astil.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j231/bsumystic/Trauma.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j231/bsumystic/WarrenTechnique.jpg[/IMG] Bossman Rund vs. Trauma vs. Warren Technique Hardcore action Trauma bringing the pain with use of all sorts of weapons Warren using his environment, slamming heads into everything Bossman flying around and taking suicide dives Damn, though these fans HATE Trauma And in a move of pure booking brilliance fan favorite Trauma wins the Gymrat Championship. Trauma defeated Bossman Rund and Warren Technique in 19:57 when Trauma defeated Warren Technique by pinfall. Trauma wins the ToWW Gymrat title. F+ The Jett Setter is back stage, pissed of and ready to talk. “My name is the Jett Setter, and I…AM…TREE OF WOE WRESTLING! Now a lot of my fans have been demanding of me, and let me stop there…how dare you fans demand anything of me? I have a demand for you, sit down, shut up and watch the GREATNESS that is The Jett. Now as I was saying before I was interrupted by myself, my legions of fans are demanding to know why I am not hardcore champion. The answer is simple, Larry Wood, the coward, ****ed me and all of ToWW over. Now I go and take care of him, for the right to face Black Plague.” E+ [IMG]http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j231/bsumystic/LarryWood.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j231/bsumystic/JacobJett.jpg[/IMG] Larry Wood vs. The Jett Setter #1 Contender Match Tables Match Pile on the stips, that’ll make it interesting. Jett got some big pops. Wood got little heat. Jett dominated the entire match, post to post. Jett set up a table in the middle of the ring. Wood escapes the ring Jett gives chase CLOSELINE! Wood was playing possum. Jett rolled into the ring. Woodchopper (Brain Chop) Wood Chipper (Spinning Scoop Slam) through a table! Larry Wood defeated The Jett Setter in 7:41 when The Jett Setter was put through a table. D The Creator comes to the ring. He calls out Bossman. Creator tells Bossman “Your match to start Forest of Denial was inspirational. If you would, tag with me. We could beat anybody!” F+ The World Monsters make there way to the ring, and we have a match. [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v213/yami_shinyi/Wrestlers/Astil.jpg[/IMG] and [IMG]http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j231/bsumystic/MurderousMikey.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j231/bsumystic/MexicanBeast.jpg[/IMG] and [IMG]http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j231/bsumystic/RhinoUmaga.jpg[/IMG] Bossman Rund and The Creator vs. World Monsters (Mexican Beast and Samoan Rhino) Bossman’s second match of the night No comment there Two different styles of tag teams here. Rund and Creator are not even technically a tag team yet. World Monsters have been training together for years (Keyfabe only) Rund and Creator are calculated, smart World Monsters are brutes without brains This wasn’t made as a Hardcore match, Rund superkicks Rhino into a table Beast hits a chair shot on Rund Creator low blows Beast. Woe Created drew with World Monsters in 12:31 when the referee was forced to rule a no contest when all hell broke loose. E+ A video is shown hyping Black Plague vs. Dragon Mask. E [IMG]http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j231/bsumystic/BlackEagle.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j231/bsumystic/SnapDragon.jpg[/IMG] Black Plague vs. Dragon Mask Epic hardcore battles in front of 42 people don’t go down too well Plague and Dragon spilt their blood Plague and Dragon spilt their guts The fans weren’t quiet that into it Oh well Black Plague defeated Dragon Mask in 29:37 by pinfall with a New Jersey Turnpike. Black Plague makes defence number 1 of his ToWW Hardcore title. E OVERALL: E
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