UWF - United We Stand

[Nightshadeex]

Monday, Week 1, January 2007. [QUOTE=www.wrestlingbattlegrounds.net] At 10:00 AM EST, independent wrestler Zack Macomber announced the opening of the United Wrestling Federation. The following is quoted from the official press release. “It has always been my dream to open up a wrestling promotion that is not only for the fans, but a proving ground for young wrestlers as well. The United Wrestling Federation is going to be a melting pot for different wrestling styles. I welcome purists, cruisers, high fliers, and hardcore wrestlers to make their ways to the Great Lakes region and join me. I'll be inviting wrestlers to come up and try out for the next two weeks, and then I'll be holding open tryouts for the following week and a half. Our first show will be the last Friday of the month. I hope to hear from everyone soon.” -Zack Macomber[/QUOTE] [CENTER][IMG]http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y7/godnightshade/UWF.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] A note as to what I'm doing here. The beginning of this dynasty won't be a full write up scheme. Instead, it will follow the type of format we have all seen and love from such notable writers as infinitywpi, because when we first started writing these for 2004, we both did CZCW, his lasted longer than mine. Hahaha. Anyway, once I get into my groove, and hopefully some cash, I'm going to boost things up to a fuller style. Basically, I just want to have the history of the UWF down and be able to build off it when my cards get to be stronger.

[infinitywpi]

Zack's back, Jack!

[Nightshadeex]

Monday, Week 3, January 2007 [QUOTE=Press Release from unitedwrestling.com] Our roster has expanded to include quite a number of different styles. We want to thank everyone for the initial support and we hope to see you all at our first show on the last Friday of the month at the Ohio Jewish Center. Here's the proposed card: [CENTER]Rex Reeves vs. Tempest Appleby Romeo Romero vs. Trademark Tommy Gentleman Jim King vs. Zack Macomber[/CENTER] As always, the card is subject to change, but I think it will grow instead of contract.[/QUOTE] -- Monday, Week 4, January 2007 [QUOTE=From unitedwrestling.com] The roster page is up, take a look![/QUOTE] [SIZE="6"]Main Event:[/SIZE] [CENTER] [IMG]http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y7/godnightshade/GeoffBorne.jpg[/IMG] [B]Air Borne[/B] (F) – Air Borne is a young cruiserweight who moved out to Europe to join up with UCR. After starting to make his name out there, he was called back to the States for the opening of UWF. Also known as Geoff Cartwright. Strengths: Decent performance skills. Weaknesses: One trick pony with aerial. Not very entertaining. [IMG]http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y7/godnightshade/GentlemanJimKing.jpg[/IMG] [B]Gentleman Jim King[/B] (H) – Jim King is an old school southern gentleman. He is a decent technician who is looking to become known. Strengths: A natural heel. Fairly entertaining. Weaknesses: Poor overall wrestler. [IMG]http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y7/godnightshade/Nomad.jpg[/IMG] [B]Nomad[/B] (H) – Nomad, or Shane D. Pain, is a typical wrestler, who has the skills to move up the ladder. Strengths: Good skills. High charisma. Has good camera skills. Weaknesses: No mic skills. [IMG]http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y7/godnightshade/zrm.jpg[/IMG] [B]Zack Macomber[/B] (F) – Trained by Steve Flash, he's an all-around entertainer. Has had some classics against his mentor on independent shows in Canada. He's your average hard worker who wants to climb to the top. Strengths: Good rumble, not bad flying, good technical skills. Very good entertainment skills. Has the physical, performance, camera, and intangible skills to make him a star. Weaknesses: Has shown that he cracks under pressure. UWF hinges on his shoulders.[/CENTER] [SIZE="6"]Upper Midcard:[/SIZE] [CENTER] [IMG]http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y7/godnightshade/KashmirSingh.jpg[/IMG] [B]Kash Singh[/B] (F) – Kash is a regular style wrestler who is very talented for being an indy wrestler. He's a very fun loving guy who plays to the fans all the time. Strengths: Good brawling, aerial, and mat wrestling skills. Passable everything else. Great physical skills, performance skills, and intangibles. Weaknesses: Dull on the microphone, not going to get over on promos. [IMG]http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y7/godnightshade/MadDogMortimer.jpg[/IMG] [B]Leisure Suit Morty[/B] (H) – Also known as Mad Dog Mortimer, this bland brawler is looking for his chance to shine. He's been left off cards for years, but with his new lounge lizard gimmick, he may be able to make his name. Strengths: Very good performer. Good personality and attitude. Weaknesses: Only an average wrestler. Poor look. Poor psychology. [IMG]http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y7/godnightshade/MarkSmart.jpg[/IMG] [B]Mark Smart[/B] (F) – Mark is a flashy cruiserweight, who knows everything there is to know about wrestling. He broke into the business by sucking up to Giant Redwood. Everyone finds him a little weird. Strengths: Great high flier. Good mat wrestler. Good entertainment skills. Weaknesses: Not a brawler. Hasn't shown that he has “it” yet. Needs to work on performance and the intangibles. [IMG]http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y7/godnightshade/RexReeves.jpg[/IMG] [B]Rex Reeves[/B] (H) – Rex is an old school SCCW wrestler, who has made a career out of being an underdog. However, here in UWF, he has taken on the role of an evil doer. Strengths: Decent high flier. Weaknesses: Not very entertaining.[/center] [SIZE="6"]Midcard: [/SIZE] [CENTER] [IMG]http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y7/godnightshade/CalSanders.jpg[/IMG] [B]Cal Sanders[/B] (H) – This cruiserweight wrestler is on a mission to prove that he's as good as “that look stealing Freddie Datsun.” Strengths: Very good technical wrestler. Good high flier. Great performance skills. Weaknesses: No brawling. Dull in the entertainment sector. [IMG]http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y7/godnightshade/Valentine.jpg[/IMG] [B]Romeo Romaro[/B] (H) – This man, who also works as Valentine, is an entertainer out of Canada. He recently made his adult film debut in a movie with Melissa Melons. Strengths: Not bad at anything. Weaknesses: Not good at anything. [IMG]http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y7/godnightshade/MurderousMikey.jpg[/IMG] [B]Switchblade Mikey[/B] (H) – Murderous Mikey, Mikey the Fixer, Mafia Mikey, whatever you want to call him, he's a psychopathic brawler. He's generally portrayed as a mafia goon, but here he's the big man on campus, so monster is a sure fit. Strengths: Hardcore wrestling. Performance, intangible, camera skills. Weaknesses: No talent elsewhere in the wrestling ring. No entertainment skills. Getting older. [IMG]http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y7/godnightshade/ThomasMorgan.jpg[/IMG] [B]Trademark Tommy[/B] (F) – This mat technician has what is needed to make it big, but he hasn't quite done it. He's a fun loving person, who lives it up with the crowd. Also known as Thomas Morgan. Strengths: Great entertainment skills. Great mat wrestler. Has all the necessities to succeed. Weaknesses: Hasn't been able to make his mark, despite being 32. Could use to gain more psychology. Could use to be stiffer in the ring.[/center] [SIZE="6"]Lower Midcard:[/SIZE] [CENTER][IMG]http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y7/godnightshade/TempestAppleby.jpg[/IMG] [B]Tempest Appleby[/B] (H) – The Mover From Vancouver. He's a very talented cruiserweight wrestler who has worked on both sides of the Pacific. He's a joker who gets his jollies from messing with other wrestlers. Strengths: Great high flier. Very athletic with a good grasp of the basics. Weaknesses: No other wrestling talent. Not entertaining on the mic. Intangibles need work. Getting older.[/CENTER] [SIZE="6"]Managers: [/SIZE] [center] [IMG]http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y7/godnightshade/LadyMelissa.jpg[/IMG] [B]Lady Melissa[/B] (H) – Adult film star, who recently starred in “Where Art Thou Romeo” with Romeo Romaro. Manages him here. [IMG]http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y7/godnightshade/Persephone.jpg[/IMG] [B]Persephone[/B] (F) – Former Miss Alberta, she's your homegrown girl-next-door. Very beautiful, good at cutting a promo. Manages Kash Singh and Trademark Tommy. [IMG]http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y7/godnightshade/SiennaDeVille.jpg[/IMG] [B]Sienna DeVille[/B] (H) – An evil, manipulative witch. She's worked her way into a position of authority in UWF. Manages Dog Fyte, Cal Sanders, and Switchblade Mikey. [IMG]http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y7/godnightshade/Vita.jpg[/IMG] [B]Vita[/B] (H) – This Swedish beauty is a real lover of the lounge scene, and as such is a fan of Leisure Suit Morty. How he got her, we have no idea. [/CENTER] [SIZE="6"]Referee: [/SIZE] [CENTER] [IMG]http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y7/godnightshade/JonathanTaylor.jpg[/IMG] [B]Jonathan Taylor[/B] (H) – Jon is a former SCCW referee. Not the most trustworthy of officials, but he can get the job done.[/CENTER] [SIZE="6"]Announce Team: [/SIZE] [CENTER] [IMG]http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y7/godnightshade/MartinTheocott.jpg[/IMG] [B]Martin Theocott[/B] - A local from the Detroit area. He made his break in broadcasting with basketball, but his love for wrestling got him the chance to call the action here in UWF. [IMG]http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y7/godnightshade/LeoDrebin.jpg[/IMG] [B]Leo Drebin[/B] - Leo is a broadcasting student recently graduated from high school. He won a small contest to take the seat as color commentator next to Martin Theocott. [/Center] [SIZE="6"]Road Agent: [/SIZE] [CENTER] [IMG]http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y7/godnightshade/ReesePaige.jpg[/IMG] [B]Reese Paige[/B] – Pretty Reese Paige is a former wrestler, but has been out since 2000 with an ankle injury. She learned a lot in her short time in the ring and brings it back as a road agent. She'll be taking care of the backstage.[/CENTER]

[Nightshadeex]

Dear Steve, I've finally got it all started up. I promised you I wouldn't be some sort of failure. I couldn't see myself wrestling once every few months hoping to move up. I think I'm better than that. So I pulled the trigger on the UWF. I know I don't have very many contacts, but I think I can do it. I'd be honored if you ever get the chance to come out and check things out. I've already gotten some guys to make a commitment to the promotion, they aren't the most talented bunch, but they've all got heart. I don't have a whole lot of money, but all the research I've done says I can at least not lose my shirt if I stay smart. You once told me that $2500 is all I need to run a show, and that's what I have. I'm going to stick to my familiar areas, the Great Lakes, mainly Michigan and Ohio. I just wanted to thank you for all that you've taught me. If it wasn't for the knowledge you imparted on me, I wouldn't be here today. Maybe someday, I'll be able to bring a student under my wing and do for him what you've done for me. Sincerely, Zack

[Nightshadeex]

UWF: Who the hell are these guys? Friday, Week 4, January 2007. UWF Unleashed Ohio Jewish Center, Great Lakes Dark Match: Leisure Suit Morty def. Cal Sanders (E-) The show starts with Zack Macomber in the ring. He thanks everyone for coming out and promising them he'll beat Jim King tonight. (C-) -Rex Reeves defeats Tempest Appleby with a flying headbutt in twelve. (E) Mark Smart comes to the ring and challenges Nomad to a match next month. (F+) -Trademark Tommy makes Romeo tap out with the trademark in 8 minutes. (E+) Cal Sanders runs out and attacks Tommy from behind. (F-) -Switchblade Mikey shows his hardcore style as he destroys Kash Singh in under 5. (D-) Trademark Tommy comes back out and challenges Cal to a match next month. (F+) -Zack beats Jim King in strong fashion with a Zackinoku Driver in 10. (E+) Vita comes out with Leisure Suit Morty and challenge Zack to a match next month. (E+) Attendance: 59 Final Rating: E+ Switchblade Mikey with match of the night? Bizarro world, I have arrived. And Air Borne is working in Europe every Friday. Looks like our show nights will be changing.

[Nightshadeex]

Saturday, Week 4, February 2007. UWF Unleashed Ohio Jewish Center, Great Lakes Mark Smart calls out Nomad for their match. (E-) -Nomad defeats Mark Smart with the use of an international object at 9 minutes. (E-) Gentleman Jim King hypes up his match with Kashmir Singh. (F+) -Jim King defeats Kashmir Singh by use of the tights at 8 minutes. (E+) Zack comes out to the ring to run down Leisure Suit Morty. (E) -Zack Macomber defeats Leisure Suit Morty with the Zackinoku Driver in 7 minutes. (E+) Rex Reeves comes out to taunt Air Borne. (E-) -Air Borne fought Reeves to a double count out in 10 minutes. (E-) Attendance: 60 Final Rating: E- No chemistry here. Move along.

[Nightshadeex]

Saturday, Week 4, March 2007. UWF Unleashed Ohio Jewish Center, Great Lakes An announcement for next month's United Title Tournament is given. (F) Trademark Tommy hypes up his match with Cal (F+) -Trademark Tommy defeats Cal Sanders with the Trademark in 11. (D-) Sanders follows the match with an attack (F-) Tempest Appleby hypes his match with Trademark Tommy next week in the tournament. (F+) -Switchblade Mikey kills Tempest Appleby within 4 with the Fixer. (F+) Air Borne hypes next months match with Nomad. (F+) -Rex Reeves defeats Air Borne by cheating in 12. (F+) Zack hypes his main event match against Romeo Romero. (E-) -Zack defeated Romeo in 8 minutes with the Zackinoku Driver. (D-) Attendance: 47 Final Rating: E United Title Tournament next month! Woo! Rex Reeves vs. Kash Singh Tempest Appleby vs. Trademark Tommy Nomad vs. Air Borne Cal Sanders vs. Zack Macomber

[Nightshadeex]

UWF: We're small now. Saturday, Week 4, April 2007. UWF Unleashed Ohio Jewish Center, Great Lakes Dark Match: Gentleman Jim King def Crash Lewis due to interference from Sienna. (F, no chemistry) Kash Singh and Persephone hype up the match with Rex Reeves. (F) -Kash Singh defeats Rex Reeves in 10 minutes. (D-, great chemistry) Trademark Tommy hypes up Tempest Appleby. (F+) -Tommy defeats Tempest with the Trademark in 9. (E) Mark Smart informs the crowd that he'll be replacing Air Borne, who got stuck in Europe. (F) -Nomad defeats Mark Smart due to underhanded tactics in 9. (E-) Cal Sanders promises victory tonight. (F+) -Zack Macomber defeats Cal Sanders with the Zackinoku Driver in 10. (D-) Tommy hypes up his earlier win and his match with his friend Kash. (F+) -Tommy defeats Kash with the Trademark in 16 after a good match. (E+, didn't click) Tommy offers his hand to Kash, who accepts. (F-) -Zack soundly defeated Nomad in 6 minutes with the Zackinoku Driver. (D-) The wrestlers are given a break as Leo Drebin hosts a bikini contest featuring the ladies. (D-) Nomad and Cal run down and attack Zack before the match. (F+) -Zack defeats Trademark Tommy after a hard fought match to win the United Title. (D-, good chemistry) Zack celebrates his victory with the crowd. (E+) Attendance: 50 Final Rating: D- We have a new champion! Me! Hey, it's indy wrestling tradition, leave me alone.

[Nightshadeex]

Saturday, Week 4, May 2007. UWF Unleashed Ohio Jewish Center, Great Lakes Dark Match: Leisure Suit Morty def. Mark Smart (E-) Young manager Robert McMahon introduces his new clients, Ben Williams and Crash Lewis. (F) -Nomad defeats Ben Williams in 7 minutes (E-) Romeo and Melissa hype up their match with Air Borne. (F+) -Air Borne defeats Romeo in 9 minutes. (E-) -Crash Lewis defeated the Gremlin in a hardcore match in 6 minutes. (F+) Kash Singh comes out and challenges Zack to a Title match, he accepts. (E+) -Zack Macomber defeats Kash in an open match in 14 minutes. (D-) After the match, Kash walks up to Zack and extends his hand. (F+) Mark Smart walks out and challenges the champion to a Title match next month. Zack accepts. (E+) Attendance: 55 Final Rating: E+ Hot damn, Nemesis left DAVE for the now International TCW. Farrah Hesketh is his replacement? Oh boy... Let's see how it goes.

[Nightshadeex]

Saturday, Week 4, June 2007. UWF Unleashed Ohio Jewish Center, Great Lakes Dark Match: Trademark Tommy def. Leisure Suit Morty in 6 minutes. (E+) After his dark match win, Tommy is assaulted by Cal Sanders and Switchblade Mikey. The assault continues until Kash Singh is able to run down and make the save. (F-) -Switchblade Mikey defeats Crash Lewis in 6 minutes. (F+) Sienna DeVille books Tommy and Kash against Cal and Mikey next month. (E) -Cal Sanders and Nomad defeat Tempest Appleby and the Gremlin in 8 minutes. (E-) Gentleman Jim King hypes up Air Borne. (F+) -Jim King defeats Air Borne in 10 minutes by cheating. (E-) Zack Macomber and Mark Smart have a back and forth promo in the ring leading to their match. (E+) -Zack Macomber defeats Mark Smart in 10 minutes to retain the United Title. (D-) After the match, Zack gets on the stick and issues an open challenge. (D) Nomad answers the challenge. (E) Attendance: 62 Final Rating: E+ My how the mighty have fallen, SWF is back down to Cult. They are not happy and they're bleeding talent. How painful this must be for Richard. That's what he gets for passing up on me late last year.

[Nightshadeex]

New Arrivals to the UWF. It's been six months and we've grown, but how do our new competitors fit in? [CENTER][IMG]http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y7/godnightshade/BenWilliams.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] Ben Williams (F) – The Bump Machine is basically just around to make others look good. He has competent flying skills and good mic skills, but not enough talent to soar. Maybe he'll be able to improve, and that's what we're hoping. He is, of course, an underdog in the midcard. He's also being managed by Robert McMahon. Teams with Crash Lewis as Crash and Burn. [CENTER][IMG]http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y7/godnightshade/CraigLewis.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] Crash Lewis (F) – Crash is a poor wrestler all around, but he has some popularity to fall back on (though not much). He's being managed by Robert McMahon and trying to prove himself in the main event. Teams with Ben Williams as Crash and Burn. [CENTER][IMG]http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y7/godnightshade/RobertMcMahon.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] Robert McMahon (F) – This incredibly talented young manager is new to the scene, but his mic skills are amazing. The fact that he's working for beans is wonderful. He uses his quick Irish wit to confound adversaries. [CENTER][IMG]http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y7/godnightshade/TheGremlin.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] The Gremlin (H) – He's hardcore, he's got some physical prowess, and the intangibles, but not much other talent. He's young, so he could get better, but it remains to be seen. He's an extremist working in the lower midcard. They're here and they're willing to work for what we are willing to pay, so welcome them.

[Nightshadeex]

UWF: Since when has Dog Fyte worked for NOTBPW? LAME! Saturday, Week 4, July 2007. UWF Unleashed Ohio Jewish Center, Great Lakes The show starts with a bikini contest between Vita and Sienna DeVille. Vita wins, Sienna is pissed. (E+) -Crash and Burn defeat Leisure Suit Morty and Rex Reeves in 7 minutes of bad match. (F) Gentleman Jim King and Romeo Romero brawl out to the ring. (F-) Sienna makes it a match. (E-) -Jim King pulls out the win against Romeo by using the ropes for leverage. (F+) Tommy and Kash do a hype job on Cal and Mikey. (F) -DeVillians (Cal and Mikey) defeat Tommy and Kash by cheating in 9 minutes. (E-) Zack comes to the ring to hype up the crowd, but Nomad comes out and they get into a verbal war. (E+) -This leads to the match, where Zack beats Nomad in 10 minutes to retain the title. (D-) Attendance: 58 Final Rating: E+ A bunch of bad matches and a decent main event. I'm in for this bumpy ride.

[Nightshadeex]

Saturday, Week 4, August 2007. UWF Unleashed Ohio Jewish Center, Great Lakes Dark Match: Dazzling Dave Diamond def. Gentleman Jim King. (E) Dark Match: Nomad def. Ben Williams. (E-) Tommy and Kash hype themselves up. (E-) -Switchblade Mikey defeats Kash Singh in 6 after interference from Cal Sanders. (D-) DeVillians beat on Kash until Tommy makes the save (F) -Air Borne defeats the Gremlin in 14 minutes. (F+, Don't click) Dazzling Dave Diamond asks Vita out on a date. She doesn't know what to do. (E-) Morty does, as he attacks DDD from behind. (F) -Tempest Appleby and Mark Smart defeat Rex Reeves and Romeo Romero in 7 minutes. (E-) Sienna DeVille introduces her new client, Gargantuan. (E-) They go on to make an open challenge to anyone in the back. (E+) Zack comes out and agrees to the match and to put his title on the line. (D) -Gargantuan destroyed Zack Macomber in under 6 minutes to win the United Title. (E+) Attendance: 56 Final Rating: E Well, that show should have been better. Guess the fans don't like to see me lose. I'll remember that. Oooh, Sam Keith doesn't book for SWF anymore. Who will replace him now that Farrah works for DAVE? TCW falls to cult! RELEASE DAY! Oh, Big Cat Brandon vs. Rocky Golden as the main event for their PPV, yeah, they deserve the fall. Looks like Eric took over the booking duties for daddy.

[Nightshadeex]

UWF: Where everyone just re-upped for a $25 raise. Except for Jim King, **** him. Giant Redwood is USPW World Champion, Bruce must be leaving. What a world... Saturday, Week 4, September 2007. UWF Unleashed Ohio Jewish Center, Great Lakes Zack starts the show by challenging Gargantuan to a rematch. (D-) Gargantuan and Sienna DeVille come out and offer him a match with Switchblade Mikey instead. (D-) -Trademark Tommy defeats Gentleman Jim King with the Trademark in 8 minutes, despite being attacked by Cal Sanders. (E) Cal tries to attack Tommy after the match, but loses the upper hand. Jim King is sacrificed so Cal can get away. (F) -Zack Macomber def Switchblade Mikey in 6 minutes with the Zackinoku Driver. (E+) Gargantuan gets into the ring and beats Zack down. (E-) He then accepts the rematch for next month. (E) -Air Borne defeats Cal Sanders in 14 minutes after interference by Trademark Tommy. (E-, Pretty Good Chemistry) Gargantuan hypes his match with Kash Singh. (F+) -Gargantuan defeats Kash Singh in 6 minutes. (E+, Great Chemistry) Zack comes out and stares Gargantuan down. (E-) Attendance: 59 Final Rating: E+ Maybe Kash is a miracle worker. I mean, if Gargantuan hadn't been off his game and all. We'll see...

[Nightshadeex]

The n00bs: [CENTER][IMG]http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y7/godnightshade/Gargantuan.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] Gargantuan (H) – He's a humongous, he's Canadian, and he's got a killer look and that star quality. Thing is, he can't work. Yet. Homegrown star, here we come! [CENTER][IMG]http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y7/godnightshade/DazzlingDaveDiamond.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] Dazzling Dave Diamond (F) – Dave's going to be good soon. He's already well on his way, despite making his debut in the business not so long ago. He's got the attitude of a rock star.

[Nightshadeex]

Saturday, Week 4, October 2007. UWF Unleashed Ohio Jewish Center, Great Lakes Dark Match: DeVillians def. Mark Smart and Tempest Appleby in 6 minutes. (E) Dark Match: Gargantuan def. Air Borne in 4 minutes. (E-) Kash and Tommy hype Crash and Burn. (F+) -Crash and Burn defeat Tommy and Kash in 7 minutes after interference from Cal and Mikey. (E) Cal and Mikey continue the attack, but Tommy and Kash fight back making this a brawl! (F) Dave Diamond calls Leisure Suit Morty out for a fight. (F+) -Dazzling Dave Diamond defeats Leisure Suit Morty in 7. (E) After the match, Dave asks Vita out again. She tells him she'll think about it. (E-) Zack hypes his match with Gargantuan up. (E+) -Nomad defeats Air Borne in 10 minutes. (E-) Gargantuan hypes up Zack. (E) -Zack Macomber draws Gargantuan via count out in 8 minutes. (E+) The brawl continues after the match, bringing the show to a close. (E-) Attendance: 57 Final Rating: E+ Cool, Jack Bruce is touring with GCG. Let's see how he does in that environment.

[Nightshadeex]

UWF: Stealing gimmicks since 2004 Saturday, Week 4, November 2007. UWF Unleashed Ohio Jewish Center, Great Lakes Dark Match: Leisure Suit Morty def. The Gremlin in 7. (F+, Pretty Good) Dark Match: Dazzling Dave Diamond def. Kash Singh in 8. (E-, Didn't Click) Dave wants to know Vita's answer. She says no. (E) Morty attacks DDD for bugging his girl. (F) Morty hypes a match with Dave Diamond. (F+) -Rex Reeves defeats Tempest Appleby in 10 with the help of an international object. (E) Cal Sanders hypes up his match with Crash Lewis and takes a couple shots at Tommy while he's at it. (F) -Crash Lewis defeats Cal Sanders in 7 minutes. (E) Gargantuan hypes his upcoming match with Trademark Tommy. (E-) Tommy gets some hype time (E-) -Gargantuan defeats Trademark Tommy in 6 minutes to retain the United Title. (E+) Zack hypes his upcoming match with Nomad. (E) -Nomad defeats Zack in 9 minutes after interference from Gargantuan. (D-) Gargantuan finishes the show off with a further attack on Zack. (E-) Attendance: 61 Final Rating: E+ Wow, some of the regulars are not Gargantuan fans. It must be because he has that superstar quality. But they like me... I don't get it.

[Nightshadeex]

It has come to my attention that I've never given up the product details for UWF. Well, I shall rectify the situation. Style Name: Intense Entertaining Wrestling Match Ratio: 70% Match Intensity: 40% Match Danger: 60% Face\Heel Divide: Medium T&A: High Women's Wrestling: None Traditional: Key Feature Mainstream: Medium Comedy: Heavy Cult: None Risque: None Modern: Heavy Realism: None Hyper Realism: None Hardcore: Medium Lucha Libre: None Pure: Medium Daredevil: None

[Nightshadeex]

Saturday, Week 4, December 2007. UWF Unleashed Ohio Jewish Center, Great Lakes Dark Match: Tempest Appleby def. Rex Reeves in 13. (E) Zack starts the show by vowing revenge on Gargantuan. (D) DeVillians and Tommy and Kash argue about who is superior. (F) -DeVillians draw Tommy and Kash in 8 due to Double DQ. (E) Zack hypes his match with Air Borne. (E) -Zack Macomber defeats Air Borne in 12. (E+) Gargantuan attacks Zack Macomber in the ring, but doesn't get to hold the advantage as Zack fights back. (F+) -Dave Diamond defeats Leisure Suit Morty in 7 minutes. (E) Gargantuan comes out to the ring to show off his freakish muscles. (D+) -Gargantuan defeats Gremlin in 4 minutes to retain the title. (F, Great Chemistry) Zack challenges Gargantuan to another match. (E) Gargantuan agrees to the match. (E+) Attendance: 123 Final Rating: E- Ooooh, gotta get someone else to carry a match with Gargantuan. Hey, double the attendance! Sweet! Let's bring in some new guys! Chishu loses the book for 5SSW. Well, there goes the reign of the Non-Gay Partners (DEVIL Karube and Yuma Maruya).

[Nightshadeex]

The PWH Magazine Top 15! 1.Sean McFly 2.Jeremy Stone 3.Axxis Jr. 4.Pablo Rodriguez 5.Yoshimi Mushashibo 6.Shuji Inukai 7.R. K. Hayes 8.Duane Stone 9.Nobuatsu Tatsuko 10.Eisaku Kunomasu 11.Tommy Cornell 12.Bryan Vessey 13.Remo Richardson 14.Rich Money 15.Steve Frehley Retirees of 2007: Sam Keith (Good idea, you shouldn't be involved in wrestling anymore after destroying SWF.) Eric Tyler (Lame! I wanted to have him come in for a program some day.) Optimus (He was a good one. Sad.) Scheming Behemoth (He's a big loss for Europe.) Skull DeBones (Bad year for SWF) The Warlords (Good for USPW. Heh)

[Nightshadeex]

Dear Steve, It's been a year and I've made some money. Enough to bring you in. So please, PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! HELP ME! Gargantuan needs someone other than me. No one will work for a price I can afford. Please work cheap for me. I'll be in touch. -Zack

[Nightshadeex]

Saturday, Week 4, January 2008. UWF Unleashed Ohio Jewish Center, Great Lakes Dark Match: Secret. You'll figure it out soon. (D) The show starts out with Leisure Suit Morty showering Vita with gifts. (F+) Robert McMahon helps Crash and Burn hype up their match with Side of the Bus (Morty and Gremlin). (F) -Side of the Bus defeat Crash and Burn in 6 minutes. (F+) Kashmir Singh, Switchblade Mikey, Casey Valentine, and Nomad have an argument about who is better. This leads into a hardcore match. (F) -Which Nomad comes out the victor in 8 minutes. (E+) Mark Smart hypes his upcoming match with Rex Reeves. (F) -Rex Reeves draws with Mark Smart when the ten minute time limit expires. (E-) Zack hypes up his match with Gargantuan. (E) Gargantuan fires right back. (E) -Gargantuan defeats Zack in 8 minutes with the help of Sienna DeVille. (E+) Gargantuan celebrates his title defense to the chagrin of the fans. (E-) Attendance: 67 Final Rating: E Time for the new stuff to break out. I have some big plans. HURAH!

[Nightshadeex]

UWF: The SWF is up to International. We could be in trouble if they start slumming for talent. Oh boy, TCW may not be far behind. Crap. Saturday, Week 4, February 2008. UWF Unleashed Ohio Jewish Center, Great Lakes Dark Match: Zack Macomber def. Casey Valentine in 16 minutes. (D) Zack one again vows revenge on Gargantuan the next time they meet. (D-) Gargantuan denies Zack another shot at the title. (E+) -Side of the Bus defeat Dave Diamond and Air Borne in 7 minutes. (E-) Mark Smart challenges Rex Reeves to a rematch from last week. (F+) Reeves accepts. (F+) -Rex Reeves defeats Mark Smart by pinfall in 9. (E-) Cal Sanders and Kash Singh have an argument leading into their match. (F) -Cal Sanders defeats Kash Singh in 11 with help from Sienna DeVille. (E+) Dave Diamond challenges Morty to one last match next month. (E-) -Gargantuan defeated Trademark Tommy to retain the title in under 6. (E) Zack runs out and chases Gargantuan around the ring. (F+) Casey Valentine ambushes Zack from behind. (E-) And the show closes with a 2 on 1 beat down. (E-) Attendance: 106 Final Rating: E How dare they attack me 2 on 1. Just wait until I bring a friend...

[Nightshadeex]

SWF's Recent Signings: With SWF beating TCW back to the over the Cult hump punch, they got the pick of the litter when sending out new contracts. Let's have a looksee, shall we? Freddy Huggins American Buffalo Chance Fortune Eric Tyler Sam Sparrow Demon Spite Tana the Mighty Bruce the Giant Eddie Peak Sammy Bach Jesse Christian Genghis Rahn Mick Muscles Bulldozer Brandon Smith Jim Force Hell's Bouncer Human Arsenal If TCW could have turned the corner a week or two earlier, things could have been very different. Let's see if TCW will be able to keep up the blockbuster shows they've been putting on as of late.

[Nightshadeex]

UWF: TCW is screwed. Tommy Cornell is out for a year with a Semi-Severed Spinal Column. Thanks Troy Tornado. I think he's under contract with Richard Eisen. Kimitada Yanagita gives the same treatment to Wael Hossam. He'll be out for over a year too. That's two of the best mat workers on the planet. Saturday, Week 4, March 2008. UWF Unleashed Ohio Jewish Center, Great Lakes Dark Match: Secret Agent Man. (E+) Zack starts the show off with a brawl with Casey Valentine. He then demands a title shot. (F+) Gargantuan denies Zack once again. (E+) -DeVillians defeat Crash and Burn in 6 minutes. (E-) Mark Smart and Tempest Appleby challenge Reeves and Nomad to a match. (F+) -Over the Top defeat Rex Reeves and Nomad in 8 minutes. (E-) Dave Diamond hypes up Morty, calling him the biggest loser he's ever seen. (E-) -Leisure Suit Morty defeats Dazzling Dave Diamond in 7 minutes. (E) Casey Valentine returns the favor and attacks Zack before his match. (F+) Zack challenges Casey to a match and gets it. (D-) -Zack Macomber defeats Casey Valentine in 13 minutes by DQ when Gargantuan attacks. (D-) And the show is finished with a 2 on 1 attack. (E-) Attendance: 88 Final Rating: E+ Next month? It's April, so it's time for a big tournament. This year, UWF Tag Team Titles! Oh yeah!