WWE:A New Era, Of Not sucking as much

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[IMG]http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/344364/wm23logoSM.jpg[/IMG] Sunday, April 1st [B]Wrestlemania 23 Winners[/B] Undertaker HBK Edge Beniot Lashley (Fake trump showed up, OMG) Originals Melina Khali After the show Vince Mc.Mahon was reading reviews and he has mad that wresltemania sucked so much, he was so upset he had to listen to his favorite band Mudhoney, and in a stroke of geinus Vince Instant Messaged Mudhoney singer Mark Arm. Vince:Hey Mark Mark:Hey Vince, wresltemania sucked Vince:YEA I KNOWWWWWWWW OMG LOL Mark:uh ok Vince:WWE SUCKS NOW & STUFF DO YOU WANNA BUY IT Mark:How Much? Vince:4$ LOLZ LOLZ Mark:You Serious Vince:Yea Vince:LOLZ Mark:Ok MARK ARM OWNS THE WWE. OMG

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[IMG]http://blog.tmcnet.com/blog/tom-keating/images/wwe-logo.jpg[/IMG] Monday, April, 1st Week 8am Mark Arm calls Paul Heyman, Vince Mc.Mahon, Eric Bischoff, & Shane Mc.Mahon into his office. Mark: I own WWE now, so like everyone shut up, WWE sucks now so the first thing we need to do is release alot of people, then I say we get rid of the womens title, we have like no wrestlers for it, then we should combine the brands then will worry about titles Vince:but that would suck Mark:Shut up get me some nachos Vince:Ok Mark:Everyone leave, I gotta work and stuff

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$4 ?? Hell I'd gave him $4.25.

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[IMG]http://img.search.com/b/b4/P28260BPWIR.jpg[/IMG] Mark Arm is sitting in his office and outside his office is a line of people Mark: Call in Airel Airel walks in Mark: Do you like Green River? Airel: What Mark: You're fired Airel: But Iiii Mark: Don't Care, call in Ashley Ashley walks in Mark: Ashley name one punk band Ashley: GREEN DAY Mark: FIREEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDD Balls Mahoney Is Next Mark: Hey balls do you like Mudhoney Balls: Yea, I do Mark: Cool Big Guido Is Next but before he even sits down Mark: FIRED Mark then went on to fire Blackjack Lanza, who Mark called Lasanga, He als fired Brooke, Broklyn Brawler, Bruce Pritchard, Candice Michelle after she ate a crayon, Cherry, Dave Taylor, Funaki because he said he liked techno, Jillian Hall, Jim Duggan, he then called Kelly Kelly into his office Kelly Kelly: oh my god what the OC is on Mark: Orly? Kelly Kelly: Huh Mark: LOOK A PONY Kelly then ran away from the Raw arena, she has never been seen since Mark contuined his WWE firing spree with Kristal Marshall, Layla, Lillan Garcia, Little Bastard, Michael Hayes, Michelle McCool, DA MIZ (he sucks), Scott Armstrong, Scotty 2 HAWTY, Steve Kerin, Sylvan, The Boogeyman, The russian dude, then he finnally called The Great Khali into his office Mark: Khali can you wrestle? Khali: BASSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH5555555666YTUYTYYTYTYTYT YOUR MOM FHWRYUT Mark: Yea Fired, look Khali puppies Khali: WHERE OMG KHALI SUCKS

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Wow, that's all I have to say, WOW. You would read the backstory and think, What the duece? Then I read it, and it's mildly entertaining. Who would have thought the band that was in Black Sheep would run the WWE? But what did the Brawler ever do to anybody?

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[IMG]http://www.thewrestlingpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/rlogo.jpg[/IMG] Tonight on Raw the backlash of Wrestlemania begins as the new crowned WWE Champion and the person he defeated John Cena well team up and take on The Hardys for there World Tag Team Titles. Also the man who was defeated and WM23 Umaga will defend his IC title against the rising star Carlito, Plus Randy Orton will take on Batista and Chris Beniot will take on Edge. Also on this massive version of Raw, WWE legend HHH will return to the ring to battle Shelton Benjamin. Lastly, Vince McMahon says he has HUGE announcement that will shake the WWE to its core. Make sure to tune to see all of this on Monday Night RAW [B] World Tag Team Championship Match[/B] John Cena(c) & HBK(c) vs The Hardy Boys [B]Intercontinental Championship Match[/B] Umaga (c) vs Carlito [B]Singles Match[/B] Chris Beniot vs Edge [B]Singles Match[/B] Randy Orton vs Batista [B] Singles Match[/B] HHH vs Shelton Benjamin Predictions Welcome

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Hardy's Carlito Benoit Orton HHH p.s. Mark Arm's office ROCKS

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I'm not normally that compelled to follow real world diaires, just more of a Cornellverse fan myself. But this one is so far out of left-field, it's inspired ! I'm definately marking out for Mark Arm owning the WWE. :) I loved it how Mark fired Ashley because the punk band she named was really obvious and pretty much mainstream. Will Steve Turner and Dan Peters be making an appearance ?

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[QUOTE=Tigerkinney;216343]I'm not normally that compelled to follow real world diaires, just more of a Cornellverse fan myself. But this one is so far out of left-field, it's inspired ! I'm definately marking out for Mark Arm owning the WWE. :) I loved it how Mark fired Ashley because the punk band she named was really obvious and pretty much mainstream. Will Steve Turner and Dan Peters be making an appearance ?[/QUOTE] Expect pretty much every rock star from the early 90's to make an appearance, mabye even the dead ones.

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[IMG]http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/6426/wwelm9.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/5520/rawir7.jpg[/IMG] At The Alumni Arena In New York City Attendance:10,000 Announcer:Jim Ross Color Commentator:Jerry Lawler [QUOTE] [B]Dark Match [IMG]http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/3838/robvandam2dy9.jpg[/IMG] vs [IMG]http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/5668/reymisteriojr2ox5.jpg[/IMG] Rob Van Dam vs Rey Mysterio[/B] [B]Winner:[/B]Rob Van Dam defeated Rey Mysterio in 17:39 by pinfall with a Split Legged Moonsault. [B]Match Notes:[/B]Rob Van Dam and Rey Mysterio just don't click at all, and it showed in their performances. The colour commentary gave the match aboost. Rob Van Dam is improving in Performance skills. [B]Rating:[/B][COLOR="Green"]B-[/COLOR][/QUOTE] [COLOR="Black"][/COLOR] Raw then finally starts with No Chance In Hell being blasted over the intercom as Vince McMahon enters the ring mic in hand [IMG]http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/6204/vincemcmahon4ei3.jpg[/IMG] [B]Vince:[/B] Tonight the entire wrestling world will change as I finally realised that the WWE was crumbling beneath my feet, TNA, yes I said TNA, has been making a lot of noise and it's time to choke the throat thats making that noise, thats why tonight I am offically ending the brand split, Raw, Smackdown, and ECW will be combining and since ECW is a seperate company our Tuesday night time slot we have on Sci Fi will not go by the name of ECW anymore, It's not like it matters, ECW wasn't really ECW, the reason for this is that RAW, Smackdown, and ECW are competing, that can't happen WWE needs to come together to stop..... Vince is cut off by the sounds of Mudhoney's Touch Me I'm Sick as Mark Arm just walks out to the ring [IMG]http://img.search.com/b/b4/P28260BPWIR.jpg[/IMG] [B]Mark Arm:[/B] Well Vince, I was really touched by your speech, YEA WWE COME TOGETHER WOOOOOO [B]Vince:[/B] WHO THE HELL ARE YOU [B]Mark:[/B] Well Vince every year you renew your WWE stock, you renewed half of iit before Wrestlemania and after Wrestlemania you were supposed to renew the other half but stupid dumb ass Vince forgot, now me, Mr.Mark Arm owns HALF OF THE WWE so the WWE pulling together just can't happen yet, because all contracts are up for grabs, not for brands, no, for representation of the owner, so it starts tonight, the war has offically begun. The crowd goes insane as Mark Arm walks off as Vince is going INSANE. [B]Rating:[COLOR="Green"]B+ [/COLOR]& [COLOR="Green"]B+[/COLOR][/B] [QUOTE][IMG]http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/1407/randyorton5el5.jpg[/IMG] vs [IMG]http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/1763/batistaec7.jpg[/IMG] [B]Randy Orton vs Batista[/B] [B]Winner:[/B] Randy Orton defeated Batista in 12:53 by pinfall while using the ropes for leverage [B]Match Notes:[/B] The match suffered because there was not enough selling shown. This match lifted the crowd. Batista is improving in Performance skills. DAMN BATISTA [B]Rating:[/B][COLOR="Green"]B+[/COLOR][/QUOTE] [IMG]http://img.search.com/b/b4/P28260BPWIR.jpg[/IMG] The camera cuts backstage as Mark Arm is standing in front of the Raw logo [B]Mr Arm:[/B]As I stated earlier the war has begun, so I got a head start on the war and enlisted my first wrestler guy in my spunge army. [IMG]http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/3838/robvandam2dy9.jpg[/IMG] Rob Van Dam appears on camera [B]RVD:[/B] RVD 420 Says every good boy deserves fudge is an awesome album (mark says something) oh yea and I just smoked your weed er I Mean ass [B]Rating:[/B][COLOR="Green"]B-[/COLOR] Raw goes to the same Boflex commercial Raw comes back to Edge backstage holding his brief case [IMG]http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/1959/edgeln1.jpg[/IMG] [B]Edge:[/B] Last night at wrestlemania I snarled and blew my nose my way to a world title match whenever I please and whoever is World Champion better watch out because i'll Edgea take your title away as for you Beniot you better be ready cause I'm the greatest ever. [B]Rating:[/B][COLOR="Green"]B+[/COLOR] [QUOTE][IMG]http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/1959/edgeln1.jpg[/IMG] vs [IMG]http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/475/chrisbenoitti1.jpg[/IMG] [B]Chris Beniot vs Edge[/B] [B]Winner:[/B]Chris Benoit defeated Edge in 17:55 by submission with a Crippler Crossface [B]Match Notes:[/B]Edge and Chris Benoit don't seem to click, and it made for an awkward bout but this match lifted the crowd. [B]Rating:[/B][COLOR="Green"]B+[/COLOR] [/QUOTE] After the Match the camera cuts back to HHH [IMG]http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/8193/triplehdxgf3.jpg[/IMG] [B]HHH:[/B] Tonight I make my glorious return to a WWE ring, since I've been gone while my supposed friend SHAWN MICHAELS goes out and wins the Tag & WWE titles without, well Shawn we need to discuss that and tonight Im gonna take out my frustations on that rookie Shelton Benjamin [B]Rating:[/B][COLOR="Green"]B[/COLOR] [QUOTE][IMG]http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/8193/triplehdxgf3.jpg[/IMG] vs [IMG]http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/7504/sheltonbenjamin2gp5.jpg[/IMG] [B]Shelton Benjamin vs Triple H[/B] [B]Winner:[/B]Triple H defeated Shelton Benjamin in 14:43 by pinfall with a Pedigree. [B]Match Notes:[/B]Triple H and Shelton Benjamin have great chemistry, and it showed in their performances. The match suffered because of the lack of selling on display. The announcing quality wasn't up to the same standard as the match. This match lifted the crowd. Shelton Benjamin is improving in Performance skills. [B]Rating:[/B][COLOR="MediumTurquoise"]A*[/COLOR] [/QUOTE] Raw goes to commercial When Raw comes back the camera cuts to HBK & Cena [IMG]http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/2289/johncenads9.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/259/shawnmichaelsdxed1.jpg[/IMG] [B]Cena:[/B]Yea I gotta admit you kicked my ass at Mania [B]HBK:[/B] Yea I did [B]Cena[/B] Whats up wit yo boy HHH [B]HBK:[/B] I don't know, hes acting like a hard on, lets not focous on that though lets focous on The Hardys [B]Cena:[/B]Yea lets do that [B]Rating:[/B][COLOR="Green"]B+[/COLOR] [QUOTE][B]Intercontinental Championship Match[/B] [IMG]http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/2887/wweintercontinentaltitlmu8.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/8986/carlitogo0.jpg[/IMG] vs [IMG]http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/9391/umaga2no6.jpg[/IMG] [B]Carlito vs Umaga for the Intercontinental Championship[/B] [B]Winner:[/B]Carlito defeated Umaga in 14:55 by pinfall with a That's Not Cool. Carlito wins the WWE Intercontinental title. [B]Match Notes:[/B]Carlito and Umaga just don't click at all, and it showed in their performances. This match lifted the crowd. [B]Rating:[/B][COLOR="Green"]B-[/COLOR][/QUOTE] [IMG]http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/6204/vincemcmahon4ei3.jpg[/IMG] [B]Vince:[/B] You know Mark you are right, the war is on I made a mistake so it's time for me to crush you like I have everyone elese thats been in my way, so I have signed my first representative, RANDY ORTON [IMG]http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/1407/randyorton5el5.jpg[/IMG] [B]Orton:[/B] Mark Arm is a nobody time for WWE to return to glory. [B]Rating[/B][COLOR="Green"]B+[/COLOR] [QUOTE]World Tag Team Championship Match [IMG]http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/1267/wwerawtagtitleut3.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/2289/johncenads9.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/259/shawnmichaelsdxed1.jpg[/IMG] vs [IMG]http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/6027/matthardyby0.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/3061/jeffhardymz5.jpg[/IMG] [B]Winners:[/B]Shawn Michaels and John Cena defeated The Hardy Boyz in 13:40 when Shawn Michaels defeated Jeff Hardy by pinfall while using the ropes for leverage.John Cena and Shawn Michaels make defence number 1 of their WWE World Tag Team titles. [B]Match Notes:[/B]Shawn Michaels looked good out there. John Cena looked good out there. This match lifted the crowd. Matt Hardy is improving in Technical skills. Matt Hardy is improving in Flying skills. Jeff Hardy is improving in Performance skills. [B]Rating:[/B][COLOR="Green"]B+[/COLOR] SHAWN MICHAELS USED HIS CREATIVE CONTROL TO KEEP THE HARDYS FROM WINNING[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/2289/johncenads9.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/259/shawnmichaelsdxed1.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/8193/triplehdxgf3.jpg[/IMG] After the match HBK & Cena are celebrating when HHH comes out and slowly walks in the ring, HBK and Cena are staring at HHH as he is standing in the ring then all of a sudden HHH & HBK make eye contact and then begin to beat the crap out of Cena, They hit there finishers and HBK grabs a mic [B]HBK:[/B]WERE BACKKKKKKKKK [B]Rating:[/B][COLOR="Green"]B+[/COLOR] [B]Final Rating:[/B][COLOR="Green"]B-[/COLOR] [B]Show Notes:[/B]Need more storylines, Should have increased popularity, & DAMN HBK