KingJoel

I'm going to love every second of this fight.

News Just In! Cris Cyborg Just Got Suspended For Use Of Steroids!

I was bored...so I did this: http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwbj33rEcT1qfrkf9o1_500.png

What was my favourite part of the Mayhem vs. Bisping fight? Mayhem proving that Bisping has enough power in his hands to play patty cake with children.

I'm scared of Diego Brandao. Let me just make that clear.

Yoshihiro Akiyama made the cut down to welterweight for the first time during a test run...this is how he looked: http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/874093/o0480064011587609372_medium.jpg Dude looks like he's about to kill some people. I know we'll have to wait and see him in action, but still he looks a lot better in this weight class.

UFC 138 was great. I even got my tweet retweeted by the UFC!

To be brutally honest, I was joking about the 'lay and pray'. I know he stands and pretty much picks off his opponent with punches, but the fact he hasn't finished anyone properly (I don't count the corner retirement of BJ Penn as a legit finish) since 2008 is kinda the reason for everyone to point and say "HE'S A SAFE FIGHTER!" Some say he lacks that killer instinct he had when he started in the UFC. I don't know, but me personally, I'm split. There are times where I find him exciting and times where I find him boring nowadays.

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="damonster" data-cite="damonster" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="26660" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>GSP has said he will destroy Diaz like no one has ever done, now what the means IDK.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> It means he'll lay on him for five rounds and label that an ass-kicking. If this fight does go down on February 4th, it'll be on my birthday!</p>

This...THIS IS A SCRAP!

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="damonster" data-cite="damonster" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="26660" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>lmao just saw your tweet.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> What's his twitter account?</p>

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="brashleyholland" data-cite="brashleyholland" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="26660" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Ahh, too young for RoboCop then? <img alt=":)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><p> </p><p> It's one of those old pop culture things that's to wierd/stupid to explain. I was basically agreeing with you in a nerdy way :-p</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> I know Brits don't tap but to be honest, if the clock got to 14:50 I'd just tap :-p</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> If the clock got to 14:50, I'd instantly hop over the cage and run to the back.</p>

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="brashleyholland" data-cite="brashleyholland" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="26660" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Think he just about did enough myself. Definitely a shout for a draw though, based on how the judges scored previous bouts. <p> </p><p> <strong>I hate MMA judging. I say if there's no finish after 3 rounds, give em two extra minutes with swords. That'd prevent 15-min snooze-fests, guaranteed.</strong></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> I can imagine the situation with someone who sees the fifteen minute mark coming: </p><p> </p><p> "Uh-oh...OH GOD...GOTTA WORK! GOTTA WORK HERE! I'M PUNCHING HIM BUT HE WON'T GO DOWN! DAMN IT! NO, NOT THE BUZZER! NOT THE SWORD FIGHT! NOOOOOOOO!"</p>

Line of the night: "GO GET SOME DO-NA-LD CE-RO-NAY!"

I actually hope that happens. If Lesnar destroys Overeem, I will laugh...and party hard.