I broke down laughing in tears so hard, such a well put image, it all fits in so well.
You know that guy with the bastard smile, Eisaku Noki, something like that? That guy one time, in the span of 3 months, gave 8 interviews saying he was gonna defeat Ebizo Fujishima.
He lost to a Armbar 30 seconds after the fight started.
I lol'd almost as hard as now