NYCW: Extreme Makeover Edition

Zeel1 · December 17, 2009

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occ: Just click on the song's name to be brought to Youtube where you can hear the song, as well as view any videos for the song.

"Loser" by Beck.

Hear me out here - it could turn their luck around, by being an anti-jynx! They lose everytime they garauntee victory, right? So they come out and call themselves the biggest losers around, and they're shooting for the stars! It's just dumb enough to work..or dumb enough for Roger Dodger to think it'll work.

At the very least, someone should pitch that idea to them..

BHK1978 · December 17, 2009

"Loser" by Beck.

Hear me out here - it could turn their luck around, by being an anti-jynx! They lose everytime they garauntee victory, right? So they come out and call themselves the biggest losers around, and they're shooting for the stars! It's just dumb enough to work..or dumb enough for Roger Dodger to think it'll work.

At the very least, someone should pitch that idea to them..

That is not a bad idea, I was just going with lame songs (Well Roxanne by the Police isn't lame but I had to use the tie in to their team name.) but loser by Beck might just work. Thank you for the idea.

Zeel1 · December 19, 2009

That is not a bad idea, I was just going with lame songs (Well Roxanne by the Police isn't lame but I had to use the tie in to their team name.) but loser by Beck might just work. Thank you for the idea.

Also, if Honest Frank ever figures out who it is that's screwing with his theme, he could replace Little Lies with this;

Try Honesty by Billy Talent

BHK1978 · December 20, 2009

Rock Downpour’s Take

Flash vs. Honest Frank

Hey, what is up NYCW fans? It is your boy Rock Downpour here! December is finally here! We will finally get to see Honest Frank fight Steve Flash for the Empire Title! And if that was not good enough, the match will take place inside a steel cage! That means there is no chance of Honest Frank’s friends entering the ring to give the challenger a little help in his match. I caught up with both the champion and the challenger after both men were told the match was going to take place in a steel cage. Here is what the challenger Honest Frank had to say:

“Well to be quite honest with you Rock, I am thrilled to be fighting the champion in the cage! This way I can prove to all those in the wrestling world that I am not a joke. That I have what it takes to be a true champion! I do have to say that going into this match, I have been battling severe neck and back pain and my leg is hurting me as well. My doctor even told me not to wrestle Flash at United We Stand, but I being the company man that I am, will soldier through my physical aliments and I will meet Steve Flash head on in the steel cage. Now if you will excuse me I have to have my arm looked at by my doctor, because all of a sudden my arm seems to be hurting me. And that is the honest truth.”

It would appear to this journalist that Honest Frank is not very keen to step into the ring with Steve. I for one cannot say that I blame him because the champ is very fired up to face the challenger. When I caught up with Steve, he had this to say:

“You know Rock I am quite hyped to get into the ring with Honest Frank! I can’t wait to get my hands on him after all the crap he has put me through over the past year. And Frank I am putting you on notice right now, I am bringing my A game so you better bring yours, because it is going to be just you, me, and the ref in that ring. There will be no outside help for you, once you step inside that cage. And Frank that is the honest truth!”

Well you know being a journalist I have to try and remain impartial, but I have to say that I hope my boy Steve woops the ass of that pathological liar!

I also just heard that Whistler and Black Hat Bailey will be meeting once again at United We Stand. As you, all know for the last six months or so Bailey has outright refused to meet Whistler in a match. However, the members of Whistler’s Nation have flooded the home offices of NYCW wrestling with literally thousands of mail and email, begging NYCW’s owner The Stomper to let Whistler have one last match with Black Hat Bailey. Stomper, never being one to miss out on a golden business opportunity, has agreed to allow Whistler one last crack at Bailey. However, he has allowed Bailey the right to name the stipulation for the match, and Bailey has chosen the match to be a First Blood Match. I caught up with Whistler to here his comments on his upcoming match he had this to say:

“Hey tough guy, you wanna fight me in a first blood match? Well all I have to say is bring it on tough guy! If you think you can survive the beating that I am gonna give you then I am all for it. Hooooooooo!”

I have a feeling that this match is going to be a blood bath, but we will just have to wait and see.

Finally, I caught up with Wiley Steinway to ask him about the run-in that he had with NYCW newcomer Marc Speed. Wiley had this to say:

“Hey man, that dude is a little ball of hate man. That was just a far out encounter that I had with that dude. Man I am not even sure where I am right now…I think someone was messing with the brownies again…hey man is it me or is that wall breathing? That is far out man…”

Something tells me that Wiley was one hundred percent sober when I talked to him so I do apologize to you the readers of this column. Well that is all the time I have this month, but before I go please check out some of our great deals, we have this month in the NYCW web store. We have so awesome sales just in time for the holiday season. That is really all I have to say this month.

C-ya next month,

Rock Downpour

BHK1978 · December 20, 2009

Also, if Honest Frank ever figures out who it is that's screwing with his theme, he could replace Little Lies with this;

Try Honesty by Billy Talent

I am not sure if that song would fit his tastes. After all he did pick out Nights In White Satin by the Moody Blues as NYCF theme song.

BHK1978 · December 22, 2009

NYCW Presents: NYCW United We Stand card preview:

Well wrestling fans, we here at NYCW have yet another action packed wrestling card that is going to place on Friday December 12, 2008 at the Ministry in Queens, New York. This is a quick rundown of what our fans will see on that night.

Honest Frank will finally take on NYCW Empire Champion Steve Flash in a steel cage! Dose Honest Frank have the guts to enter into the cage with his number one rival? Or will Steve Flash finally vanquish the man that has been a thorn in his side for nearly a year?

Also, Black Hat Bailey and Whistler will meet in a first blood match. Will Black Hat Bailey make his archenemy bleed? Or will Whistler finally see victory over the man who has plagued him for the past year?

In other action, Land Mass will join forces with Mr. Jiminez to take on the team of Jumbo Jackson and Sam Pratt. Will Land Mass and Mr. Jiminez beat the duo of Jackson and Pratt? Or will Land Mass regret taking Joanne Rodriguez up on her offer to be Mr. Jiminez’s tag team partner?

We will also see former friends Eddie Howard and Bradford Peverell battle it out. Will Eddie Howard get revenge against the man who turned on him last month? Or will Bradford Peverell gain the victory against his one time close friend?

Roger Dodger, American Machine, Colin Shea and more will be in action as well! So bring your friends and family to another great NYCW show! Doors open at 7:00 pm so come early and enjoy the show.

Quick Picks for United We Stand:

For the NYCW Empire Championship (Steel Cage Match):

Honest Frank vs. Steve Flash ©

For the NYCW Tri-State Regional Championship:

The Big Problem vs. American Machine ©

For the NYCW Tag Team Championships (Hardcore Match):

New York City's Finest: Tag Team Division vs. The Gang of New York ©

In a First Blood Match:

Black Hat Bailey vs. Whistler

Land Mass & Mr. Jiminez vs. Jumbo Jackson & Sam Pratt

The Sting vs. The North American Connection

Bradford Peverell vs. Eddie Howard

occ: I just wanted to say that this card will probably not be up for sometime as I am not going to set deadlines for myself anymore. Also, I am not sure if I am going to be posting in this diary before December the 25th, so I would like to take the time and wish all of my readers a Happy Hanukkah and Merry Christmas.

foolinc · December 22, 2009

For the NYCW Empire Championship (Steel Cage Match):

Honest Frank vs. Steve Flash ©

For the NYCW Tri-State Regional Championship:

The Big Problem vs. American Machine ©

For the NYCW Tag Team Championships (Hardcore Match):

New York City's Finest: Tag Team Division vs. The Gang of New York ©

In a First Blood Match:

Black Hat Bailey vs. Whistler

Land Mass & Mr. Jiminez vs. Jumbo Jackson & Sam Pratt

The Sting vs. The North American Connection

Bradford Peverell vs. Eddie Howard

Marcel Fromage · December 22, 2009

For the NYCW Empire Championship (Steel Cage Match):

Honest Frank vs. Steve Flash ©

I'm not sure Frank's the man to carry the company

For the NYCW Tri-State Regional Championship:

The Big Problem vs. American Machine ©

The Problem with a belt - yes!

For the NYCW Tag Team Championships (Hardcore Match):

New York City's Finest: Tag Team Division vs. The Gang of New York ©

Hardcore rules suit them

In a First Blood Match:

Black Hat Bailey vs. Whistler

I hate Whistler

Land Mass & Mr. Jiminez vs. Jumbo Jackson & Sam Pratt

They're the more together team

The Sting vs. The North American Connection

These guys have been seeing mic time - it's time they see the winning side!

Bradford Peverell vs. Eddie Howard

The heel strikes first to elongate the feud a little

Oldschool · December 23, 2009

Quick Picks for United We Stand:

For the NYCW Empire Championship (Steel Cage Match):

Honest Frank vs. Steve Flash ©

Although, it seemed you wanted to take the title off him to begin with, he has seemed to proven to be a decent guy to carry the company... I say he retains against his rival and moves on to his next big feud

For the NYCW Tri-State Regional Championship:

The Big Problem vs. American Machine ©

Not much ype in your preview for The Big Problem, I'm just going against the others before me in this one

For the NYCW Tag Team Championships (Hardcore Match):

New York City's Finest: Tag Team Division vs. The Gang of New York ©

I like the run they are having

In a First Blood Match:

Black Hat Bailey vs. Whistler

I'll go with Black Hat pulling the old "Tully Blanchard v Dusty Rhodes First blood finish" Black Hat bleeds first, ref doesn't see it and he then busts open The Whistler

Land Mass & Mr. Jiminez vs. Jumbo Jackson & Sam Pratt

I'm a fan of Land Mass, but this is a makeshift team? And Jackson might have some creative control...

The Sting vs. The North American Connection

Bradford Peverell vs. Eddie Howard

The bad guy always wins first after the turn

BHK1978 · December 23, 2009

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Hey everybody, it is your boy Rock Downpour. Now that we are heading into 2009, we here at NYCW would like to unveil are new logo to reflect the future of this company:

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occ: I would just like to thank Kamchatka for letting me use this awsome logo. And for anybody who is not familiar with Kamchatka's work I implore you to check it out in the mod thread it is well worth the look. Or you can just follow this link right here:

Kamchatka's Logo Thread

BHK1978 · December 27, 2009

NYCW Presents: United We Stand

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Friday December 12, 2008

Location: The Ministry in Queens, New York

Attendance: 957

Overall Show Rating: D+

Mitch Naess: Hello and welcome wrestling fans to NYCW’s annual event United We Stand! My name is Mitch Naess and I am joined tonight in the boot with my broadcast partners Herb Stately and Rock Downpour.

Gentlemen, tonight we have yet another action packed card! Our main event is the match that I think every fan of NYCW has been wanting to see! That is right tonight Honest Frank will challenge Steve Flash for the Empire Championship!

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Rock Downpour: Man this is it isn’t? This is the one match that our fans have been clamoring for going back to early in the year when Honest Frank caused Steve Flash to lose the Empire Title. Granted they have faced off in one-on-one matches since then, but not while Steve was the champion. I just can’t believe that we will finally see that no good weasel Honest Frank in the ring against the champ!

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Herb Stately: As a Steve Flash fan, I don’t know what you could possibly be looking forward to. Tonight the most honest man in professional sports will begin his reign atop the NYCW. Because on this night Honest Frank shall beat the ever living crap out of that Michael Bolton look-alike. And when that moment comes to pass, I can finally hold my head up high. Because I will be satisfied in the knowledge that I am working for a company whose champion is a many of the utmost honesty and integrity!

Mitch Naess: We shall see who will come out the Empire Champion in our main event. For now let us go down to the ring for our first match of the evening.

[Joanne Rodriguez is already standing in the ring alongside Mr. Jiminez. She is back to wearing a short, black dress this month, much to the relief of most of the male fans in the audience. The fans still manage to get a “J-Ho” chant going, along with a “Super Starfish” chant. Joanne does not look at all pleased with this chant.]

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J-Ro: Greetings foul smelling citizens of New York City! I asked for sometime before our match tonight, to address our recent unfortunate loss of Mr. Salazar. Last month I put up Mr. Salazar’s contract, if he lost he would have to leave this company. Never in my wildest dreams did I envision him losing to a scrub such as Jumbo Jackson. As shocking as that loss was, Mr. Jiminez and I have to move on. We have to focus on the matter at hand. And that matter is a tag team match with Jumbo Jackson and Sam Pratt.

Sam, I am not sure why you and you buddy want to continue your battle with Mr. Jiminez. I mean how many times does Mr. Jiminez have to beat you to a bloody pulp in order for you to wave the white flag? At this point I actually pity you very much. You and your talent less friend have no reason to step in the ring with my client. However, you keep on persisting on butting your nose into our business. Well tonight this man standing next to me will have to beat you once again, as much as it pains him to do so. And do not fear, my client Mr. Jiminez does have a tag team partner tonight so this match will not be a handicap match. In fact I might as well ask this gentleman to come down to ring now. I give to you Land Mass!

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[Land Mass walks down to the ring, while being peppered with boos from the unfriendly NYCW crowd. Land Mass just licks his lips as he make his way down to the ring. Finally after was seems like ages Land Mass enters the ring walks over to Mr. Jiminez and shakes his hand. He then walks over to J-Ro and hugs her lifting her up off the ground. When he puts her back down on the ground she says:]

J-Ro: That’s right boys, I managed to buy the services of the meanest, most vicious man in NYCW…Land Mass! Now this might be a one night only deal but I is so worth it! And you know what? It did not even cost me all that much! My good friend Land Mass said all he wanted was one hundred dollars worth of Popeyes Chicken gift certificates. And with this being the holiday season and all, I just had to comply to his wish!

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[Mr. Jiminez walks over to J-Ro and says something into her ear. J-Ro nods her head and says:]

J-Ro: My client just informed me that he is very honored to be tagging with one of the greatest cruiserweights in the wrestling business today. He has also informed me that…

Segment Rating: D+

Mr. Jiminez and Land Mass with Joanne Rodriguez vs. Sam Pratt and Jumbo Jackson

[before J-Ro could finish what she was saying, Jump by Van Halen starts to play. J-Ro looks absolutely disgusted at this as she stands in the center of the ring with her hands on her hips. We then see Sam Pratt and Jumbo Jackson make their way down to the ring. Funny how now that Sam and Jumbo are a tag team, Sam no longer runs down to the ring. Maybe it is because he does not want to exhaust his partner before the match even starts.]

[Despite the fact that four of the most over men in the promotion were wrestling in this match tonight, the fickle NYCW fans at various times chanted, “boring“. More often then not this happened whenever Land Mass was in the ring, because he was working a typical no-selling Land Mass match. Land Mass was also exhausted by the five minute mark in the match so he really was of no use to his teammate Mr. Jiminez. Also, Mr. Jiminez was having problems of his own as he seemed to be really off his game tonight and he was blowing spots left and right. One of the lone highlights of the match was J-Ro who did some good work at ringside, messing with Jumbo and Sam. In the end, Jumbo Jackson flung Mr. Jiminez into the corner and nailed him with Jumbo Avalanche. Jumbo then proceeded to pin Mr. Jiminez for the victory.]

Winners: Sam Pratt & Jumbo Jackson

Time: 8:15

Match Rating: D-

[instead of going back to the announcers we go to the a dingy locker room where Bradford Peverell and Ms. Stroker are standing.]

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Ms. Stroker: What you did last month to that loser partner of yours was inspiring. The look on his face was priceless when he realized that you would rather spend your time getting to know me, then out in the ring fighting with him. I love when a man realizes that he is in a funk and he does something to change that. To me that is a huge turn-on. Now I know that the fans here in NYCW think that I am a coldhearted bitch for making you turn on your friend, but I would like you to tell them just why you felt the need to rise to the occasion and ditch that loser friend of yours.

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Bradford Peverell: Well I just gave Eddie what he had coming to him. You see over the past couple of months I have become highly frustrated. I have been in this promotion for almost a year and I have seen no upward mobility in my career. I have been stuck in the same spot for nearly a year. I am not even sure what my identity is, am I a singles wrestler? Am I a tag team wrestler? Am I mid-card cannon fodder for Land Mass to beat up on? What am I? For months upon months, this question has been running through my head.

While this question has been raging on in my head, I watched my friend Eddie Howard gain popularity. Eddie Howard and I came into this promotion at the exact same time. Yet the fans love Eddie and they completely ignore me. They wildly chant his name when he walks down to the ring. Yet I am met with the sounds of crickets as I walk down to the ring. The company keeps on selling out of the Eddie Howard t-shirts. Yet the Bradford Peverell t-shirts are often found in the bargain bin. Eddie has had multiple shots at the Tri-State Regional Championship, yet the championship committee ignores me. So Ivana, when you offered me your services, I decided to take you up on your offer.

Maybe you are that one missing component that my career needs. Maybe now that you are by my side people will take notice of me. They will give me the respect that I deserve! I will get shots at any championship that my heart desires! I will be recognized for my greatness!

Ms. Stroker: All of that will now be attainable for you hun, now that I am in your corner. Come now we must go to the ring for your match against that loser…um what is his name…ah yes Eddie Howard. You see that, he is so lame that I always forget his name.

[Ms. Stroker and Bradford walk off camera and we are taking back to the announcer‘s booth.]

Segment Rating: E-

Mitch Naess: I guess we now know the real reason behind Bradford’s flaky actions over the past few months. He was jealous of his former good friend Eddie Howard.

Herb Stately: How could you say jealously was the motivating factor in him seeing the light? Why would Bradford be jealous of a ham and egger like Eddie Howard? No, Bradford came to the realization that these fans are nothing but bandwagon jumpers. They will love you when you are winning, but the very moment you start to lose they will dump you for the new flavor of the month. Wow the fans sound like my ex-wife now that I am thinking about it…

Rock Downpour: Someone should tell Bradford to stop his complaining. I mean come dude, you are a great wrestler but sometimes that just does not translate over to the fans. But at the end of the day the onus is on him to make the fans care about him.

Mitch Naess: Well I guess we will see how the fans react to him now that he has turned his back on them, as his match with Eddie Howard is up next.

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[New Sensation by INXS (which is Bradford’s new theme song) starts to play over the arena‘s sound system and out steps Ms. Stroker and Bradford Peverell. They are met by a chorus of boos. A “You sold out.“ chant seemed to be the favorable chant of the night that was directed at Bradford by the NYCW faithful. When Bradford walks by Front Row Franny, she can be heard calling Bradford a Judas. He just laughs at her and walks up the ring steps. Bradford and Ms. Stroker finally enter the ring and walk over to their corner as they await the arrival of Eddie Howard.]

[i Get Money by 50 Cent begins to play as Eddie Howard steps out from behind the backstage curtain. The crowd goes nuts chanting, “Eddie, Eddie!” Eddie runs straight into the ring wasting no time, he goes right after his former friend as Ms. Stroker scurries out of the ring.]

[This match was a back and forth affair with both men getting in an equal amount of offense in. The crowd started their usual boring chant mid-way through the match. One has to believe that said chant was directed at Bradford as the NYCW fans have never seemed to take to him. Anyway the match started to wind down when Eddie punched Bradford near his right eye. Bradford complained to referee Michael Bull that Eddie had used an open fist when he hit him. While Michael Bull, who had his back turned to Eddie Howard, was hunched over examining the eye of Bradford, Ms. Stroker entered the ring and hopped onto the back of Eddie Howard! She proceeded to claw at the eyes of Eddie Howard.

While all of this was going on NYCW Senior referee, Michael Bull, was still hunched over looking at Bradford’s eye and he did not see Ms. Stroker in the ring. Eddie finally manages to get Ivana off his back as he leans forward and dumps her onto the mat. Eddie heads towards her as she pleads for mercy from him, all the while Eddie has his back to Bradford. Bradford gets up and grabs Eddie from behind putting him in an inverted facelock. He then hits Eddie with the New Sensation (Inverted DDT) he then proceeds to pin Eddie for the victory. Michael Bull did not disqualify Bradford even though his manager was in the ring, for the simple fact that he did not see her physically touch Eddie.]

Winner: Bradford Peverell

Time: 9:22

Match Rating: D-

[instead of going back to the announcers booth we are taking to the back were Cheerleader Nicki and The Sting are standing by. This time they are not in the locker room but they are standing in front of a brick wall.]

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Cheerleader Nicki: Gentlemen, last month your losing streak continued as you were beaten by one man in a match that started out as a tag team match but then became essentially a handicap match…

[A furious Roger looks at Nicki and says:]

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Roger: Look sweet cheeks, you are cute and all and I know that you are just happy to be standing in my presence. However, you have to start asking questions. You just can not offer your commentary on our losing streak. But to answer your non-question yes last month we were beaten by one man in a handicap match. And you want to know why? Sammy tell them why we lost, I am too upset to talk about it.

[sammy‘s face has a huge grin on it as he is finally allowed to talk on camera.]

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Sammy the Shark: Sure thing Rog! The reason why we lost was because our entrance music once again jinxed us!

[sammy looks at Nicki‘s reaction and she just shakes her head and rolls her eyes. He continues:]

Sammy the Shark: You know the people on the internet laugh at us for saying that. But it is the truth! The right entrance music could set the mood for the night. That is why I was thinking that maybe we should try as our next entrance song, Informer by Snow! Remember that song? Man that was off the chain… Informer…

[sammy hums for a bit while bopping his head to the tune that he is humming. He then says:]

Sammy the Shark: A licky boom boom down.

[Roger looks peeved at Sammy and he grabs Nicki‘s wrist and forces her to hold the microphone in front of him.]

Roger: My teammate is musically challenged. I am not going to walk to the ring while Informer is playing! That is….well that is just ridiculous! I refuse to come out to the ring while a Canadian rapper’s song plays in the background. And to top it off, the dude was a one hit wonder! Can you honestly see me Roger Dodger, one of the best wrestlers in the world today, demean himself by walking to the ring while a one hit wonder song is playing!

[sammy looks at Roger and Nicki and asks:]

Sammy the Shark: Is Snow really Canadian?

[Roger nods his head yes, and Nicki shrugs her shoulders.]

Sammy the Shark: Well if he is Canadian, I am not walking down to the ring while his music is playing in the background either. Because I really hate Canadians! In fact that is why I am happy that I have a chance to beat up Trent Shaffer tonight! I am gonna send his Canadian ass home in a body bag tonight! Man I hate Canadians!

Roger: Well my partner does have an irrational hated of all things Canadian…

Sammy the Shark: Yeah man I hate Canadians! What is up with how they say again and about? Man they annoy me! Screw Degrassi Junior High and Forever Knight! And why do they call ham steaks, Canadian bacon? They are just a bad as the dirty bastards from Iceland!

Roger: Sammy forget about the Canadians and the people from Iceland. Right now we need to focus on the matter on hand. The entrance music! I was thinking that we should come out to Beck’s Loser…

[sammy looks bewildered at this proposition.]

Sammy the Shark: So we’re just gonna come out and say that we are losers? How will that help our confidence level?

Roger: No, no…we are not going to be admitting that we are losers. Why would we do something foolish like that? I mean after all we are the best tag team in wrestling today!

No, hear me out on my reason why we should use Loser by Beck. The reason why we should do it is so that it can serve as the anti-jinx! By coming to the ring while that song is playing we will be able to turn our luck around and show the world why we are the future tag team champ….oh ah…I think we ought to get going Sam.

[sammy looks off camera and a look of fear comes across his face. Both he and Roger walk off the camera in a hurried fashion as Black Hat Bailey walks on screen.]

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Black Hat Bailey: Hello there young lady.

Cheerleader Nicki: Ah, hello…

Black Hat Bailey: I have to say that I like the moxy of those two young men. Also, I admire their intelligence as well. You see the minute they saw me they knew that it was time for them to go. They were smart enough to get out of my way. Now my dear you seem to me a smart young lady, therefore I would like to ask you a question. Do you know who is not very smart and is constantly getting in my way?

[Cheerleader Nicki looks lost as she just shrugs her shoulders instead of responding to Bailey.]

Black Hat Bailey: Well my dear seeing how the cat has your tongue at this moment, I shall answer my own question. The answer to my question is…Whistler! Whistler for the last year you and I have been going at it. For some reason you are to dumb to understand that I am the superior wrestler. In fact month in and month out you have attacked me for no apparent reason. Well as you know, or maybe you do not know because you are dumber than a box of rocks.

Anyway back in April, I informed you that I no longer wished to meet you in one-on-one combat. My reason for this is because I have beaten you each and every time that we have met in this ring. I have nothing to prove by beating you once again.

However, you kept on butting you nose in my business. In turn that built up interest among the fans, who want to see you face me. And tonight Stomper had to cave into the wishes of the fans. He told me that I have to face you one more time in the ring. I was none to happy about the prospects of stepping into the ring to fight your dumbass one more time, but my good friend Stomper sweetened the deal. Stomper told me that I would be allowed to choose the stipulation for our battle tonight.

And you know what I chose? I chose to fight you in a first blood match! You see, if I must face you again, I might as well make you bleed. I might as well watch your blood cascade down your forehead as I stand triumphantly over your fallen lifeless body. Tonight Whistler you and the fans get what you want. But you really have to ask yourself, was it worth it?

[bailey walks off camera and we go back to the ring for our next match.]

Segment 1 Rating (The Sting interview): E

Segment 2 Rating (The Black Hat Bailey interview): D

vs. Welcome To The Jungle by Guns N' Roses

[Loser by Beck begins to play over the arena’s loudspeaker as The Sting come out from behind the backstage curtain. The “You‘re a big baby“ chants start the minute the crowd sees Roger. This month Sammy is walking ahead of Roger, this is presumably because Roger does not want Sammy to say his catchphrase and he feels he can get to him quicker if he is walking behind him.

Upon entering the ring this month, The Sting does not do their usual pose. They just stand in the ring waiting for The North American Connection to come out.]

[Welcome to the Jungle starts to play on the arena‘s sound system as The North American Connection make their way down to the ring. The fans give them a rather ho hum reaction as they have yet to really get behind this young tandem.]

[The fans seemed to really dislike this match as the “Boring” chants seemed to start right at the beginning of the match. Also for some reason Colin Shea seemed to be off his game tonight, as he constantly messed up throughout the match. This was you classic tag team match with the Sting gaining the early advantage. They kept on making quick tags while keeping Colin Shea on their side of the ring. It should be noted that while the match was going on Ms. Stroker came down to ring side and watched the match while jotting down some notes. The question is which team was she out there scouting?

Finally, Colin was able to make the hot tag and Trent entered the ring and cleaned house. Trent then hit Roger with a Heart Burn, and pinned him for the victory.]

Winners: The North American Connection

Time: 7:53

Match Rating: E+

[After the match Roger does not throw his customary fit. Instead he just walks out of the ring looking utterly defeated.]

[instead of going back to the announcers we are taken to the back, where we enter Stomper‘s office. It has the same set-up as normal with the cheap fake plastic plants on either side of his desk and the old wooden chairs in front of his desk. Stomper is typing away on his laptop when there is a knock on his door. He looks up and says:]

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Stomper: Who is it?

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Honest Frank: It’s me Stomper.

Stomper: Ah Frankie me boy come on in.

[Honest Frank walks into Stomper‘s office with a neck brace on, wearing dark sun glasses, and walking with a cane. He is guided into the office by a “Doctor” who everybody can tell is Kirk Jameson with a white haired wig on and a doctor’s lab coat. The minute Stomper sees Frank and Kirk he rolls his eyes and says:]

Stomper: Frankie me boy what seems to be the problem with you tonight.

Honest Frank: Well boss to be perfectly honest with you, I am not sure that I can fight Steve Flash later on tonight for the Empire Championship. You see I was all pumped and ready to finally face him but my doctor here told me that I should not. This is due to my various ailments that I am currently suffering through. That is why I brought my Doctor with me so that he can vouch for me and tell you that my various aliments will not allow me to compete later on tonight.

[stomper has a slight grin on his face.]

Stomper: Okay me boy I will play along, how do you do doctor. May I ask your name doctor?

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The Doctor (Kirk): My name is ah…Doctor…ah…Doctor Who.

Stomper: What?

The Doctor: Exactly.

Stomper: Um…okay Doctor Who, I would like to hear it straight for the horses mouth. Is my friend here as fit as a fiddle?

The Doctor: Not at all I am afraid. Frank has various injuries that have rendered him unfit and unable to compete tonight.

Stomper: Now doctor I have a question for you. You wouldn’t be lying about Frankie’s current state would you?
[Kirk looks over at Honest Frank nervously.]

The Doctor: Ah…no…no sir, I am not lying.

Stomper: Okay good because I hate to be lied to. I don’t mind if someone wants to play a little joke on me from time to time but I just really hate being lied to. I hate being lied to so much that if someone were to come into my office and pose as a fake doctor and lie to me…well let me just say this, that tag team title match that the fake doctor was going to take part in later tonight would be tabled. He and his partner would be joining Franklin Carson in the line for unemployment. Am I making myself clear me good doctor?

The Doctor: Crystal clear…Mr. Stomper.

[Kirk looks over a chart that he is holding in his had and says to Stomper:]

The Doctor: Upon further evaluation of my patient’s chart, I think that I can medically clear him to fight tonight. In fact there appears to be nothing physically wrong with my patient.

[Honest Frank lowers his sunglasses and shoots Kirk a dirty look.]

Stomper: Okay good, now if you will excuse us doctor, I would like to have a word with your patient one-on-one.

[Kirk gets up and leaves the room a quickly as he can.]

Stomper: Frankie me boy, I cannot fault you in trying to get out of this match. I know how much you dislike steel cage matches.

Honest Frank: They are barbaric! Would it be at all possible to have Kirk, Big Problem or Frankie fight as my proxy and if they were to beat Steve then I would be able to claim the title as my own?

Stomper: What? No there is no way shape or form that that will happen! I know you are not looking forward to being locked in a steel cage, but I am afraid that you are going to have to fight Steve Flash tonight. There is just no way around it. It would be really bad for business if I were to prolong this feud that you have going with him.

I wish I could give you all the time in the world to not fight him. I just can’t because the fans have demanded that you fight him. So my advice to you me boy is to take all of that junk off and get ready for the fight of your life.

Honest Frank: Honestly I have been ready…I was just testing your commitment to the fans wants. I am going to go…

[Honest Frank leaves the office and Stomper shakes his head and laughs to himself. We are now taken back to the announcer‘s booth.]

Segment Rating: D

Mitch Naess: Well that was a valiant effort on the part of Honest Frank to get out of his match later on.

Rock Downpour: Man that dude must be really afraid to face Steve Flash. And what was up with Kirk Jameson playing the fake doctor?

Herb Stately: Playing a fake doctor! I will have you know that that was not Kirk Jameson playing a fake doctor! Doctor Who is a real doctor, in fact he is my own personal physician! And as to your other point, Honest Frank is not afraid to face Steve Flash, he would just like the chance to pick when he fights Steve Flash.

Rock Downpour: Yeah and you know when he is gonna want to face the champ? After Steve retires!

Mitch Naess (laughing): And with that let us go back down the ring for our next match.

For The NYCW Tri-State Regional Championship:

vs. American Machine

[better Than You by Metallica starts to play and the crowd in the Ministry knows full well who is about to step out from behind the backstage curtain. Unlike previous months The Big Problem actually is hearing some cheers as he makes his way down to the ring. Of course there are still plenty, “You can’t wrestle” chants going on but not nearly as many as there used to be. The Big Problem totally ignores Front Row Franny while she yells at him, ”You can‘t wrestle”and she sticks her tongue out at him. Instead he just enters the ring and waits in his corner for American Machine to come out.]

[Jimi Hendrix’s version of The Star Spangled Banner starts to play and out steps the reining Tri-State Regional champion, American Machine, much to the delight of the fans. As Machine makes his way down to the ring he slaps the fans hands.

Once American Machine enters the ring, Machine hands over his Tri-State Regional title to referee Michael Bull who then proceeds to walk over to The Big Problem’s corner and show The Big Problem the title. After showing The Big Problem the title he walks to the center of the ring and holds the title above his head for all those in the crowd to see.]

[These two once again put on a great match, well great by NYCW standards that is. The fact that they seem to have good chemistry in the ring seemed to really help this match out. One thing that most fans seemed to notice was that The Big Problem seemed to be more and more tired as the match progressed. The match came to an end when American Machine lifted up The Big Problem and gave him the Old Glory Slam (sidewalk slam) he then pinned him for the victory.]

Winner and still Tri-State Regional Champion: American Machine

Time: 7:15

Match Rating: D

[instead of going back to the announcers we are taking outside to a dirty looking alleyway. It is there that we see the NYCW tag team champions The Gang of New York standing. Both men have cigarettes dangling from their respective mouths.]

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Daniel Elderberry: We are standing outside because we are allowed to smoke inside the building anymore. That is cool cause we can talk just as well right here. Tonight me and my partner here are gonna defend our tag team titles against Frankie Perez and Kirk Jameson.

That’s cool we aint tripping cause the match is going to be a hardcore match. You fools actually agreed to face us in a hardcore match! Man I knew you two were dumb cause you follow Honest Frank around like two lost puppies, but I didn’t realize just how dumb you kids are. You two kids gotta realize you all are messing with the big boys now, not some punks. Tell em Dave!

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David Bonham: That’s right Dan, tonight youze two have picked a fight with death, and youze two better pray that youze can make it out alive tonight. Youze two gotta know that hardcore matches are our specialty right? Cause if you don’t know now you know.

[They are both about to walk inside when David notices something he points over to the dumpster where Franklin Carson is seen rummaging through. Daniel walks over to him and says:]

Daniel Elderberry: Hey man what the hell are you doing?

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Franklin Carson: Looking for cans…times are tough you know. Oh and if you run into Stomper, tell him that you did not see me out here. Okay chief?

Daniel Elderberry: Whatever bro…

[The Gang of New York walk back into the arena while Franklin Carson continues to dumpster dive. Before we go back inside the building we here Franklin say this:]

Franklin Carson: Ten cents in Michigan! Why can’t I live in Michigan!

Segment Rating: E+

The following match is for the NYCW Tag Team Championships and will take place under Hardcore Rules:

New York City's Finest: Tag Team Division vs.

[On Fire by Lloyd Banks starts to play as New York City‘s Finest: Tag Team Division make their way to the ring. The crowd starts to boo and yell various insults at them as they make their way into the ring.]

[The house lights dim and the spotlight starts circling the arena as nobody knows where The Gang of New York are going to come out. Bad To The Bone by George Thorogood comes blasting over the sound system. After a few seconds the crowd starts to go wild, as The Gang of New York make their customary entrance through the crowd. This month both men are pushing shopping carts filled with various weapons down to the ring with them. The camera quickly pans over to Kirk Jameson and Frankie Perez who both look terrified once they see TFONY coming to the ring with shopping carts filled with weapons.]

[Finally, after their customary lengthy walk to the ring The Gang of New York enter the ring and the crowd is still going wild for them. They hand the tag team titles over to NYCW senior referee Michael Bull, who proceeds to walk over to New York City’s Finest: Tag Team Division and show them the tag team titles. He then holds both belts above his head showing them to the crowd.]

[This match was a near mirror of the match that these two teams had a couple of months ago. Except this is a hardcore match so there was a copious amount of weapons used. And when I say a copious amount of weapons were used I mean a copious, we had all of the all-time favorites from cheese grater, to lead pipes, and yes even a kitchen sink managed to be used as a weapon in this match.

Jameson and Perez seemed to be out of their element in this match. They both did not look like they enjoyed be hit with the vast array of weapons. This match came to an end when David Bonham hit Kirk Jameson with the Grease Spot and pinned him for the victory.]

Winners and still NYCW Tag Team Champions: The Gang of New York

Time: 11:24

Match Rating: D-

Mitch Naess: That was one heck of a war that we just witnessed!

Rock Downpour: Yeah it was! Was it me or did Frankie Perez and Kirk Jameson look totally out of their element in that match tonight?

Herb Stately: Of course they were out of their element! Any normal, sane, rational person would be out of their element in a match like that. What we just saw wasn’t a wrestling match, it was a mugging!

Hopefully next time the championship committee skews a match towards the favor of Perez and Jameson so that they may have a chance at beating those two common street thugs that we are forced to call our tag team champions!

Mitch Naess: Well gentlemen, our next match is between bitter rivals Whistler and Black Hat Bailey. This feud has actually been going on for sixteen months as it began all the back in September of last year! And tonight will probably be the night that this feud is settled between these two foes, as they will meet in a first blood match!

Rock Downpour: This should be a great match! It is clear that these two men hate each other’s guts, in fact Bailey once said that after he was done with Whistler, he was going to go after Whistler’s family. So this is not your run of the mill match, I expect this match to be an all out war due to the personal hate that these two men have for each other.

Herb Stately: I have a question. Why do we have to watch Whistler and Bailey fight again? It is clear to anybody who has eyes that Bailey is the much better wrestler. So much so that Whistler has yet to beat Bailey in a one-on-one match! What is the reason for this match? Should Bailey really have to run the risk of permanently scaring his face while fighting against a man that he has clearly outclassed on so many different occasions?

Mitch Naess: Well we shall find out who will outclass who because the match is about to start. But before we go to the ring we will play you Whistler’s pre-taped comments about this first blood match.

[Whistler is sitting on a bench in a locker room lacing up his wrestling boots. He looks at the camera and says:]

Whistler: Can you feel it Bailey? Can you feel the power of Whistler’s nation? Tonight you and me are gonna step in the ring for one more match tough guy. But you’re gonna be at a disadvantage because you are gonna come down to the ring all alone. I am gonna have nine hundred of my closest friends in my corner, tough guy. Because tonight with the help of Whistler’s nation, I am gonna make you bleed like a stuck pig, tough guy. Hoooooooo!

[We come back to the announcers booth where Mitch Naess says:]

Mitch Naess: Just a reminder to all you fans who may have children watching along with you, this next match is a first blood match. So there will be blood. If you as a parent do not want your children to witness this carnage please escort them out of the room right now.

First Blood Match:

Black Hat Bailey vs.

[The minute Black Hat Bailey‘s music starts to play the fans start to boo. And the moment the fans get their first look at Bailey they start to throw all sorts of trash at Bailey. Now normally Bailey would not react to getting garbage thrown at him but tonight a fan dumps beer on Bailey which causes Rock Downpour to say:]

Rock Downpour: What a waste of beer!

[bailey goes tries to go after the fan but the fan scurries away from the guardrail wanting no part of Bailey. Finally security catches up with the fan and they escort him out of the building. Bailey still angry at having beer dumped on him does not do his normal shtick of waving to the fans to get them more pissed off and he does not even interact with Front Row Franny. Despite the fact that she is lobbing insults at him. Bailey walks into the ring and talks to Michael Bull while waiting for Whistler to come to the ring.]

[The theme song from Kolchak: The Night Stalker starts to play over the sound system and out steps Whistler. He is waving the American flag and he yells out, “Hoooooooooo!” The fans go nuts as soon as they see him.

Whistler stands on the stage for a moment to bask in the cheers and then he heads down the ramp way towards the ring. After he gets a little further down the aisle and says, “USA! USA!”. The crowd answers him back as they chant USA in unison.

Whistler just waves at Front Row Franny, who has put a Whistler‘s nation t-shirt over her famous bright yellow shirt, instead of going over to hug her as he normally does. He hands the ring attendant his American flag before he enters the ring, he then climbs up the ring steps and stares coldly at Bailey. Bailey stares back at him with an arrogant smile on his face.]

[From the moment the bell sounds these two waste no time going at it. This was truly a back and forth affair with both men getting in an equal amount of offense in. Whistler seemed very off his game tonight, it looked like he was just going through the motions for most of this match.

However, Bailey did his best to keep this match looking good and he did as the fans were really into it. These two men were using everything to bust each other’s heads up. At one point Whistler started to bash the forehead of Bailey with his fist. It was to no avail as Bailey forehead just would not break open, no matter how hard Whistler hit him. When the two men got back to their feet Whistler went to hit Bailey and Bailey ducked. Whistler instead hit referee Michael Bull who fell to the ground.

While a horrified Whistler went over to check on the state of Michael Bull, Bailey went into his tights and pulled out his trusty brass knuckles. As if having a sixth sense, Whistler turns around and charges at Bailey. He gores Bailey to the ground. In the process of all this the brass knuckles have fallen to the mat. Whistler picks them up and puts them on his right hand. He then proceeds to wail away at Bailey’s face. Eventually Bailey’s lower lip is busted open and he starts to bleed from it.

However, Michael Bull is still laying in a dazed state on the mat. While Whistler is busy checking on Michael Bull, Bailey slides out of the ring. Bailey picks up a piece of broken glass, that was left of the floor from the earlier hardcore tag match, he then reenters the ring and sneaks up behind Whistler. Bailey proceeds to take the piece of glass and violently stab Whistler in the forehead with it. Right at this time, referee Michael Bull starts to come to. Before the referee can see him with the glass, Bailey throws the glass outside of the ring. Michael Bull see the blood pouring out of Whistler’s head and he calls for the bell. He awards the match to Bailey, having not see Bailey’s bloody lip.]

Winner: Black Hat Bailey

Time: 9:47

Match Rating: D+

[The crowd was none to please about the outcome of the match. The fans heaved tons of paper cups, water bottles, and other assorted garbage at the ring. It got so bad that the ring announcer had to warn fans that if they were caught throwing any objects into the ring they would be removed from the building. As he was saying this he got nailed in the head with a water bottle. We are now taken up to the announcers booth.]

Mitch Naess: Excuse me for my coarse language but Black Hat Bailey is a no good son of a bitch! He has never won a match against Whistler legitimately! Yes I know that I am supposed to be objective, but I just cannot force myself to do so when I comes to talking about Black Hat Bailey. The man is a disgusting piece of trash!

Rock Downpour: I can’t say that I disagree with you Mitch. But you know what? That has been his M.O. since he came here from up north!

Herb Stately: Do you two consider yourselves men?

[Mitch and Rock shake their heads yes.]

Herb Stately: Well then start acting like little babies, crying about how big bad Bailey has cheated once again to gain a victory against poor downtrodden Whistler. I for one and not even sure that happened. I did not see Bailey cheat. I saw Bailey doing what he does best and that is beating the ever living tar out of that dumbass Whistler!

Mitch Naess: I don’t know how you can sit here and defend a man so vile as Bailey, but you are entitled to your opinion. No matter how wrong your opinion is. Well it is now time for the Main Event, which will be a steel cage match pitting the challenger Honest Frank against the Empire Champion Steve Flash. Let us watch this recap video to show you just how these two men got to this point.

[A video package is shown of the feud between Honest Frank and Steve Flash. This was probably shown to kill for time as the ring crew was setting up the cage while the video is playing. The ring crew also had to clean up the ring and the surrounding ringside area due to the amount of garbage that the fans had thrown during the previous match. When the video is finished Mitch Naess says:]

Mitch Naess: Gentlemen, what are your thoughts on the Empire Championship match that is about to take place?

Rock Downpour: Well Mitch, I think this next match is going to be great. I may not like Honest Frank all that much but I gotta give the man props, he is a good wrestler and he does deserve the title shot. However, I just do not believe he has what it take to beat the great Steve Flash, especially inside of a steel cage.

Herb Stately: I don’t like the fact that Honest Frank is being forced to wrestle in this championship match while he is obviously injured. That being said even an injured Honest Frank can beat that Michael Bolton look-a-like Steve Flash. And when Honest Frank wins the title we will finally have a champion to be proud of.

Mitch Naess: Honest Frank, Steve Flash which one of these men will walk out of the arena tonight with the NYCW Empire Championship around their waist? Well we are about to find out next!

The following match is for the NYCW Empire Championship, it will take place inside a steel cage:

vs. Steve Flash

[Nights in White Satin start to play across the sound system as Honest Frank steps out onto the ramp. He is accompanied by the other members of New York City‘s Finest. Each member of NYCF is wearing their matching white satin jackets. Honest Frank takes one look at the steel cage and he turns and runs back towards the wrestler‘s entrance way. The Big Problem stops him and says something reassuring to him and Honest Frank nods his head and starts to walk down to the cage cautiously with his associates following behind him.

The fans are chanting various stuff at Honest Frank and his cohorts but there is no dominate chant. Finally Frank gets to the cage door take two steps up the ring steps, turns around, and tries to make another run for it. This time he is stopped by Kirk Jameson who tells him, “You got this.” Frank nods wipes the sweat from his forehead and finally enters the cage.]

[The Rolling Stones‘ Jumping Jack Flash starts to play and the crowd goes ape you know what. And the NYCW Empire Champion comes out from the backstage area. Steve pauses on the ramp and looks at the members of NYCF standing in front of the ring leering at him. Steve looks back to the wrestler‘s entrance way and motions with his hand to someone who is behind the backstage curtain. A few seconds later The Gang of New York and American Machine come out and they escort the champion down to ringside.

The members of NYCF just watch as Steve Flash enters the cage. Referee Michael Bull instructs both NYCF and American Machine and The Gang of New York to return to the locker room. All six men comply without any complaints.]

[After both contingents have left ringside, referee Michael Bull walks over to Steve Flash and gets the Empire Championship. After the in ring introductions are done by the ring announcer, referee Michael Bull holds the Empire Championship Title above his head and then proceeds to show each side of the ring the title so the fans can see the title. He then pauses in front of the challenger, Honest Frank, and shows him the title.

After handing the title over to the time keeper, Michael Bull motions for both of the competitors in tonight’s match to come to the center of the ring. The ring announcer stands behind Michael Bull and holds the microphone underneath the arm of Michael. Flash has his normal deadly serious look on his face as he comes face to face with his challenger. While Honest Frank looks around the ring, refusing to make eye contact with the champion.]

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Michael Bull: Okay gentlemen, we went over the instructions in the back and I expect a good clean fight. Any questions?

[Honest Frank looks over at referee Michael Bull and says:]

Honest Frank: Um…do I really have to fight in a steel cage tonight? Because if it is cool with Steve, I would be willing to wait for the ring crew to dismantle the cage.

[Michael Bull just rolls his eyes, ignores the question and continues with his usual pre-Empire Championship spiel.]

Michael Bull: Okay then shake hands if you want to and return to your respective corners.

[steve Flash extends his hand for Honest Frank to shake. Honest Frank just nervously looks at the extended head and walks over to his corner.]

[The bell rings and Steve Flash tries to climb the cage, looking for a way out. There is no way out as the cage has a roof on it, after all this isn‘t the SWF where you can climb out of the ring or exist through the door. No this is an old fashion, beat the crap out of your opponent cage match!

And beating the crap out of your opponent is exactly what happened in this match as both these men seemed to bring their A game tonight. Despite all of his pre-match theatrics, Honest Frank look to be at home in the cage. At one point in the match he runs Flash’s forehead across the cage forcing Flash’s forehead to open up. Steve’s is bleeding everywhere. Actually, Honest Frank dominates through most of this match gaining many near fall victories in the process.

Finally, as if harnessing the energy of the crowd, Steve Flash mounts a comeback or as the NYCW fans like to say he Flashed-Up. It does not matter what Honest Frank does, Steve Flash no sells because Steve is in the zone where nothing hurts him. A panicked Honest Frank tries to run out the steel cage door, trying to get away from Honest Frank. However, the door is locked and the NYCW official who is standing outside of the cage cannot open the cage until the match is officially over with.

Honest Frank gets on his knees and pleads for Steve Flash to have mercy on him. Steve will not grant him that wish, instead he lifts up Honest Frank and starts to trade punches with him. Finally, Flash gains the upper hand and he knocks Honest Frank to the ground with a Flash Bang (Missile Drop Kick) he covers Honest Frank for the pin. Michael Bull counts:

1!
2...

Honest Frank actually manages to kick out! Steve Flash is almost beside himself as he did not believe the exhausted Frank had it in him to kick out. Anyway, the champ rolls Frank over onto his stomach and puts Frank in the Boston Crab. A few seconds later Frank, who has no way of getting out of the move, has no other choice but to tap out!]

Winner and still NYCW Empire Champion: Steve Flash

Time: 16:17

Match Rating: C-

[The last visual that we see of the night is Steve Flash, whose face is covered in blood, holding the Empire Championship above his head as the crowd goes wild.]

occ: I would once again like to thank Kamchatka for the awsome new NYCW logo!

BHK1978 · December 27, 2009

I would like to thank everybody who took the time to make predictions! And anybody who takes the time to read this!

Here are the Prediction records for this card:

Oldschool 6/7
foolinc 5/7
Marcel Fromage 5/7

I'm not sure Frank's the man to carry the company

I like Honest Frank as a heel but he gases to quickly. So you were right, someone like him cannot be champion if he cannot last over eight minutes in a match.

I'll go with Black Hat pulling the old "Tully Blanchard v Dusty Rhodes First blood finish" Black Hat bleeds first, ref doesn't see it and he then busts open The Whistler

Thank you for the idea I couldn't think for the life of me how I was going to let Bailey beat Whistler yet again but your idea led to the finish that I had in the match.

I'm a fan of Land Mass, but this is a makeshift team? And Jackson might have some creative control...

Land Mass' new gimmick is that he is now a Mercenary. Instead of working for money he works for Popeyes Chicken gift certificates!

BHK1978 · December 28, 2009

This may sound corny but yesterday I passed the 5,000 view mark (yes, I do pay attention to it)! I would just like to say thank you to everyone who has taken the time to read and predict in this diary. I would especially like to thank my regular predictor’s foolinc and Marcel Fromage. In addition to my regular predictor‘s, my semi-regular predictor’s Oldschool, Zeel1, TakerNGN74, The Mystery and Hyde Hill for giving this diary some life. At least I know that I am not just writing to myself.

When I set out to write this diary, I had two very specific goals in mind. One was to book and write twelve shows (I have never played a TEW08 game longer than five months before I started this diary, all though I have had plenty of TEW07 games go loner than three years). The other was to surpass the 5,000 view mark. Well I did them both with the same show so I am happy with that.

I have been going back and forth on if I should kill this diary off right here and now because I have reached my two goals. However, I have played the next two shows so I think this diary will continue for at the very least two more shows (Plus I have a major signing set to debut on the next show, well he is a major signing to me. Plenty of other diaries have signed him as well so the readers might not think that it is a big deal) and then after that any other shows that I post will be gravy for me.

So once again, I would just like to thank everyone for taking the time to read this, and I hope each and every one of you has a safe and happy new year!

BHK1978 · January 4, 2010

Rock Downpour’s Take

NYCW War Games: The Match From Beyond!

Word up NYCW fans and I hope you all had a blessed and happy holiday season! I for one had a great holiday season as I got to catch up with family and friends that I have not seen in a while. But enough about me lets talk some wrestling. Last month we got to see Empire Champion Steve Flash finally take on his arch-nemesis Honest Frank in a much-anticipated steel cage match. The outcome was Steve Flash vanquishing the challenger in grand fashion.

Well this should be the end right, I mean the hero beat the villain right? Well not exactly, you see Honest Frank is good friends with NYCW owner Stomper. And due to this, he has a lot of pull with the boss. Well Honest Frank has begged for a rematch. Well Stomper could not give him a direct rematch because he is scared that you fans would not accept it. However, he has set-up a match to take place in two months time to decide if Honest Frank will get a rematch or not.

You see, Stomper has just announced that a team of Honest Frank’s choosing and a team of Steve Flash’s choosing will take each other on in a War Games match. Now if Honest Frank’s team wins Honest Frank will get his rematch in three months time. However, if Steve Flash’s team wins, Honest Frank will never get another shot at Steve Flash’s Empire Championship as long as Steve Flash is the champion. I caught up with Honest Frank shortly after the announcement and here is what he had to say in regards to this stipulation:

“Honestly, I am battered and bruised and I am in no condition to take part in yet another steel cage match. Let alone a War Games match. This is the last thing that I want to do. However, I must do what I must do to get another shot at the Empire Championship. So if that means that I have to captain a team for a Wars Games match…well so be it. And that’s the honest truth.”

It does not seem that Honest Frank is that thrilled about having to take part in a War Games match but in two months time he is going to have to. I for one cannot wait to see this match as it is sure to be an instant classic.

In other news, NYCW owner The Stomper had this to say about Franklin Carson who was spotted dumpster diving at our last NYCW event:

Stomper: Franklin me boy, why must you act like a sewer rat going through the garbage? I hear that you are now in the business of collecting cans, well let me tell you something me lad. If I ever catch you, dumpster diving at another NYCW event I am going to personally hand you your pink slip. And then after that I am going to call the cops on you for stealing NYCW property!”

I am not sure if taking cans out of a dumpster is stealing NYCW property but I do not that Stomper is heated at Franklin Carson. He feels that Franklin has made him look like a fool over the past two months and knowing Stomper he will not rest until he hands Franklin his pink slip. Well that is all the time I have for this month.

C-ya next month,

Rock Downpour

BHK1978 · January 4, 2010

I just wanted to say a quick thank you to Zeel1 and Oldschool for nominating this diary for diary of the month. Now I know it has no chance in Hades of winning but it is still cool to be nominated.

Zeel1 · January 4, 2010

I just wanted to say a quick thank you to Zeel1 and Oldschool for nominating this diary for diary of the month. Now I know it has no chance in Hades of winning but it is still cool to be nominated.

And no one knows that more than someone who hasn't been nominated..

BHK1978 · January 4, 2010

And no one knows that more than someone who hasn't been nominated..

Yeah I know how you feel, I was hoping to get nominated for Rookie last month...yet it never happened.

TakerNGN74 · January 4, 2010

Just wanted to stop by and say that although I didn't predict or comment to much on this dynasty I read it everytime there was an update and was very impressed. Although I wish I could have predicted more shows cause truth is BHK you predicted more shows than anyone else in my dynasty. otherwise it was a good read and can't wait to see what you have in store for us for TEW 2010.

TakerNGN74

BHK1978 · January 5, 2010

Just wanted to stop by and say that although I didn't predict or comment to much on this dynasty I read it everytime there was an update and was very impressed. Although I wish I could have predicted more shows cause truth is BHK you predicted more shows than anyone else in my dynasty. otherwise it was a good read and can't wait to see what you have in store for us for TEW 2010.

TakerNGN74

Thanks Taker, I am glad you have enjoyed this. And I wouldn't expect people to post everytime that I do a show. Heck in the diaries that I try to keep up with I don't always get in for every show. Actually the fact that you read it means just as much to me.

As far as a TEW10 diary, well I am not sure that I am going to do one. This might not seem like it takes a lot of work to do, but it does. It usually take me like two or three hours to write it and then an hour to post it. So as you can see, and as you know for your own diary, that this is a time consuming endeavor.

I might just stick with doing my other diary on this forum which can be foud right here! What I can't cheap plug my own diary in my own thread? Sure not that many people read it but I find it fun to do and it only takes a half an hour to write.

BHK1978 · January 5, 2010

Writers Note: Okay this is going to be the penultimate show for this diary. This card more or less is going to set up the Main Event for the next show. The Main Event for the next show will be New York City’s Finest (Honest Frank, The Big Problem, Kirk Jameson, Frankie Perez) and Land Mass taking on Steve Flash’s Team (Steve Flash, American Machine, The Gang of New York and Wiley Steinway) in War Games.

The theme for Rush Hour is going to be which team will gain the one man advantage in War Games. Basically, I am going to have six of the ten participants who are taking part in, the Match From Beyond, compete in three separate singles matches. Which ever team wins two out of the three singles matches will gain the advantage in War Games. Those three singles matches are:

Frankie Perez vs. Daniel Elderberry

Kirk Jameson vs. American Machine

The Big Problem vs. David Bonham

Now many of you are probably asking why Wiley Steinway is in the match and not Whistler (well Marcel Fromage is not asking that because he hates Whistler). The reason for this is yes I am going to do one more Whistler vs. Black Hat Bailey match for my final show. So with Whistler out of the picture, Wiley Steinway was the only other fan favorite Upper Midcard guy that I had no plans for. Thus, he was put in this match. It may not seem logical but hey that was my reasoning.

Quick Picks for NYCW Rush Hour:

The Big Problem vs. David Bonham

Lee Wright vs. Brendan Idol

Bradford Peverell vs. Dazzling Dave Diamond

The New York Doll & Ash Campbell vs. North American Connection

This is a non-title match:

Kirk Jameson vs. American Machine

Frankie Perez vs. Daniel Elderberry

Black Hat Bailey vs. Franklin Carson

Land Mass & Honest Frank vs. Steve Flash & Wiley Steinway

BHK1978 · January 6, 2010

NYCW Presents: NYCW Rush Hour

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Sunday January 4, 2009

Location: Crawford Center, Brooklyn, New York

Attendance: 300

Overall Show Rating: D-

[We do not start the show as we normally do. Instead the show starts with Honest Frank standing in the center of the ring pacing back and forth at an almost manic pace. The crowd is chanting at him, “You tapped out!” Honest Frank has his hands over his ears trying to block out the chants of the fans. One of the production crew members tells them that the show is on a he begins to talk.]

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Honest Frank: Last month I nearly won the Empire Championship! I came so close to winning it! And if it wasn’t for that crooked referee Michael Bull, I would be your Empire Champion! You see I never tapped out! No, no Michael Bull called the match and said I tapped out, but I did not. I mean honestly why would I tap out? I mean I had that no-good Michael Bolton look-a-like right where I wanted him!

But enough about the crooked officiating of Michael Bull, because tonight I am going to put myself back on the road for another shot at the Empire Championship. You see after I got screwed out of my victory last month, I complained to my good friend the owner of NYCW The Stomper. Stomper being the good friend that he is, offered me another chance at a title match.

Next month I have to assemble a team to take on a Steve Flash lead team in War Games! If my team wins next month I will get another shot at the Empire Championship!

[The crowd starts to boo at the mere mention of him winning another shot at the title. Honest Frank once again blocks his ears as if to tell the fans that he is not listening to them.]

Honest Frank: Now let me continue, you stupid troglodytes! As I was saying before I was rudely interrupted by you scumbags, if in the unlikely event that my team were to lose War Games, well…I would never get another Empire Championship match while Steve Flash is the champion!

Well, we all know that any team that I could assemble would be an elite team and would have know chance of losing to a Steve Flash led team so I agreed with Stomper that this would be the best course of action. Now for the reason why I am out here, well I think even you troglodytes out in the crowd have enough brains to know who three of my squad mates are. However, I do not need to bring them out because they are a given. Of course the other members of New York City’s Finest are going to back me up in this match. As for the fifth member of my team, well let me just say a little bit of Popeyes Chicken gift certificates go a very long way. So without further ado I give you the fifth member of my War Games squad….Land Mass!

[Land Mass slowly walks down to the ring while the crowd yell various insults at him. Land Mass acts totally oblivious to the crowd as he walks down to the ring, while licking his lips. Finally he enters the ring and walks over and shakes Honest Frank‘s hand.]

Honest Frank: It is so good to have you on this team kind sir. With you on my side, Steve Flash and his team of vagabonds and SWF castoffs will have not one chance against us.

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Land Mass: That’s right Frank…

[before Land Mass can finish what he was saying, a disembodied voice is heard.]

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Wiley Steinway: Dude do you really work for Popeyes Chicken gift certificates? Man that is like far out…

[Wiley Steinway comes walking out of the backstage area to a thunderous amounts of applauds. Land Mass glares angrily out at NYCW‘s version of Dennis Hopper.]

Land Mass: Listen here you old dirty hippy, you should keep your mouth shut if you know what is good for ya. If not you might end up unemployed like your old tag team partner.

Wiley Steinway: Whoa man like chill out! What is with all of the hostilities man? Make love not war man.

Honest Frank: Why are you out here Wiley? I mean if I wanted to listen to a talent less relic blabber on about something I would just listen to Ralph Kiner call a Mets game.

[The crowd does not take to kindly to the disparaging remark that Honest Frank had just made about the beloved New York Mets play-by-play announcer.]

Wiley Steinway: Whoa man, why the anger? If you keep on talking bad about people like that, your karma is going to be all messed up.

Honest Frank: Look this is not an episode of My Name Is Earl, now say what you have to say and be gone with you!

[Yet another disembodied voice is heard, and the minute it is heard the crowd goes wild.]

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Steve Flash: Let me handle this Wiley!

Wiley Steinway: Far out man, far out.

[The NYCW Empire Champion comes walking out from the backstage area. He soaks in the cheers of the fans before talking.]

Steve Flash: As you know in War Games, the match starts out as a one-on-one match and then every five minutes a new member from one of the teams enters the ring and that gives his team an advantage. Well usually a coin flip decides which team will get the advantage. However, that is not going to happen tonight!

Tonight three men from my team will take on three men for your team in three separate singles matches. Which ever team wins two out of the three singles matches will get the advantage in War Games!

[Honest Frank looks extremely scared at this, he paces back and forth looking like he is about to crap his pants.]

Honest Frank: That is unfair! Who signed off on this? I will not have any member of my team risk getting injured tonight. I was told that my teammates would all have the night off!

[The Stomper pops up on a huge movie screen which is above the heads of Steve and Wiley.]

Stomper: Frankie me boy, I am sorry. I know that I promised you associates the night off, so that they would not run the risk of injury heading into War Games. But the thing is, that is just bad for business. Why would I not have three of my biggest stars fight tonight?

[Honest Frank looks up at the screen. He looks like he is about to cry.]

Honest Frank: But you…you promised! This is not fair! You are supposed to me my friend!

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Stomper: Look me boy, I am your friend but I am also trying to run a business. And what is good for my business is to have you associates in the ring tonight. So tonight The Big Problem will be taking on David Bonham, Frankie Perez will be competing against Daniel Elderberry, and Kirk Jameson will be taking on American Machine. Now I know that I broke a promise to you but like I said me boy it is business and not personal. Oh and I forgot to tell you, tonight you and Land Mass will be taking on Steve Flash and Wiley Steinway in the main event!

[The screen goes black, and Honest Frank is absolutely besides himself. He is manically pacing back and forth mumbling to himself about how this is not fair.]

Steve Flash: Well boys it looks like we will be seeing you later on tonight!

[The crowd goes nuts as Honest Frank puts his hands on both ears, and a microphone less Land Mass implores the crowd to keep quiet. Wiley has the last say when he says:]

Wiley Steinway: Tonight is going to be far out man!

[With that Wiley and Steve head to the backstage are and we are taking up to the announcers booth.]

Segment Rating: D

Mitch Naess: Hello and welcome wrestling fans to NYCW’s annual event Rush Hour! My name is Mitch Naess and I am joined tonight in the boot with my broadcast partners Herb Stately and Rock Downpour.

Gentlemen, tonight we have yet another action packed card! Tonight we have one hell of a main event as was just announced the team of Wiley Steinway and Steve Flash will be taking on Honest Frank and Land Mass!

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Rock Downpour: Yeah that should be a fantastic main event! All though by the looks of it Honest Frank does not seem so happy that he has to take part in the main event.

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Herb Stately: Why would he? The man thought he had the night off, and now he has been conscripted into a tag team match later on. I have never been one to question our benevolent owner, but tonight I think that he might be a bit off his rocker in making Honest Frank and his associates fight.

Rock Downpour: Well if it is fair for Steve Flash and his teammates to have to fight tonight, then I for one think that Honest Frank and his associates should have to fight tonight as well.

Mitch Naess: Well all ten men will be competing in the ring tonight, in fact the first match in the best of three is about to happen right now as New York City’s Finest representative The Big Problem will be taking on David Bonham who is representing Steve Flash’s team. Let us go down to the ring for our first match.

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vs.

[better Than You by Metallica starts to play and the crowd in the Crawford Center knows full well who is about to step out from behind the backstage curtain. The Big Problem is once again hearing a smattering of cheers as he makes his way down to the ring. There are still plenty, “You can’t wrestle” chants going on but they are not as dominate as they used to be. The Big Problem totally ignores Front Row Franny while she yells at him, ”You can‘t wrestle!”. Instead he just climbs into the ring and waits for David Bonham to come down to the ring.]

[The lights in the arena go out and Bad To The Bone by George Thorogood comes blasting over the sound system. This month David Bonham actually comes out from the wrestler‘s entrance, instead of coming out through the crowd. He is also sans beer and his tag team championship. He looks like he is all business tonight as he walks down to the ring.]

[This match was not that great, it might have because these two men just did not click in the ring. Neither man was really selling for the other and so therefore their was a lack of flow to this match. This in turn managed to turn the crowd on these two wrestlers. The crowd began chanting, “Boring“ throughout the match. The match came to an end when The Big Problem pinned David Bonham for the victory. The Big Problem used the ring ropes for leverage which referee Michael Bull did not see.]

Winner: The Big Problem

Time: 5:47

Match Rating: E+

Mitch Naess: And with that win The Big Problem has earned his team a victory towards the one man advantage in next month’s War Games match.

Rock Downpour: Yes but in typical New York City’s Finest fashion, he had to cheat to gain the victory.

Herb Stately: Just how did he cheat? He won that match fair and square! And now Honest Frank and his associates are one win away from having the advantage in next month’s War Games match!

Mitch Naess: I am told that we are going to the back where The North American Connection have requested some interview time to talk about their match against the team of The New York Doll and Ash Campbell which will happen later on tonight.

[We go to the back where The North American Connection are standing in front of a brick wall.]

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Trent Shaffer: Later on tonight my partner and I have a tough challenge, we are going to be taking on the tough team of The New York Doll and Ash Campbell. We know that these two guys are going to be bringing their A game so we are going to have to bring ours as well.

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Colin Shea: That’s right Trent! Ash and Doll are two tough competitors who will be…

[Ms. Stroker walks onto the screen wearing a short black skirt and a white blouse. She walks over to Trent and Colin and says:]

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Ms. Stroker: You know I have had my eye on you two boys for sometime now. You are both great wrestlers but you are both rather bland outside of the ring. Well I am here to offer you my services, I want to guide you to the top of the NYCW.

As you saw last month, my services have already helped out Bradford Peverell. Before I came along Bradford was much like you two. He was caught in a midcard rut and nobody cared about him. Well in just one short month I turned Bradford’s fortunes around and I have helped him rise to the occasion.

Now you two healthy strapping young lads look like you would benefit by having me watch your backs. So what do you say boys would you like my help? After all, I do need a tag team to add to my group.

[Colin Shea and Trent Shaffer look at each other they talk in a low hard to hear conversation. Finally, Colin turns around and says:]

Colin Shea: As much as we would both like to take you up on your offer, we are going to have to say no. You see, Trent and I both have girlfriends and I don’t think either one of our girlfriends would like it if we had you helping us to rise to the occasion. Sorry about that hun.

[Ms. Stroker pouts and then says:]

Ms. Stroker: That is fine boys, but I just want you to know that you are not the only Canadian-American duo that I have been in contact with. So you will regret not taking me up on my offer. Later boys.

[Ms. Stroker walks off camera and Trent looks at Colin and shrugs his shoulders.]

Segment Rating: E-

Brendan Idol vs.

[instead of going back to the announcers we are taking to the ring where Brendan Idol is standing. Having come out to the ring during the previous interview segment.]

[Lee Wright comes out from the backstage area. He is immediately greeted with dueling “A-A-R-Lee” chant and a new chant, “You‘re an old fart.” Lee looks extremely pissed off as he makes his way down to the ring. When Lee enters the ring he takes the microphone from the ring announcer and says:]

Lee Wright: I want all you losers in the audience to shut the hell up! I have something to say so shut the hell up! You sucmbags think that you are very clever with you’re A-A-R-Lee chants, don’t cha? Well one day you will be old and gray and you will have people discriminating against you. And then you will remember when you mocked me.

[The fans start chanting, “Same old crap” (Well the fans are using another word that I can no longer mention.) at Lee as this is the exact same spiel that he says each and every month.]

Lee Wright: You can chant whatever you like at me! But I am mad as hell and I am not gonna take it anymore! After I beat Brendan Idol tonight who is yet another jobber of the month, I am going to the NYCW championship committee and demanding a one-on-one rematch with American Machine for my Tri-State Regional title!

[Lee hands the microphone back to the ring announcer and walks back to his corner waiting for the bell to sound.]

[For someone who was supposed to be a jobber, Brendan Idol actually go in most of the offense in this match. The crowd was not to thrilled about either of these men and the boring catcall could be heard in regular intervals throughout the match. Finally, Lee manages to hit Brendan with the Wright Stuff. He then proceeds to pin him for the victory.]

Winner: Lee Wright

Time: 6:33

Match Rating: D-

[instead of going back to the announcer’s booth, we are taking to the backstage area where Cheerleader Nicki is standing with Honest Frank and Land Mass.]

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Cheerleader Nicki: Honest Frank and Land Mass later on you two will be taking on the tag team of Steve Flash and Wiley Steinway. Do you have any thoughts about that upcoming match?

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Honest Frank: Look Nicole I know you are an attractive young woman and all but your questions are just so insipid. My advice for you is to keep you pretty little mouth shut while I do all of the talking. Got that straight toots?

[Cheerleader Nicki just nods her head.]

Honest Frank: Now lets talk about the tag team match that I was forced into. Honestly, I am not prepared for this match at all. I have a terrible pain in my neck, my back is killing me, my leg is numb, and I might have an ingrown toenail. So as you can see I am not sure that I will be able to take part in this tag team match later on tonight. Oh the pain the pain of it all…

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Land Mass: You know Frank when I agreed to fight in War Games with you next month, I had no idea that I would be forced to fight tonight.

Honest Frank: What are you getting at?

Land Mass: You know what I am getting at.

Honest Frank: Fine, The Big Problem is done with his match tonight. I will have him go over to Popeyes and buy you some gift certificates. How much do you want for this match?

[Land Mass thinks it over for a minute, licks his lips and says:]

Land Mass: Seventy-Five dollars should be good enough.

Honest Frank: Wow you must really love that chicken. Okay I will get right on that.

[Honest Frank and Land Mass walk off camera.]

Cheerleader Nicki: Back to you Mitch.

Segment Rating: E+

Mitch Naess: Even now Honest Frank is still trying to back out of our main event!

Herb Stately: Trying to back out? You can’t be serious! This is a man who just last month competed in a grueling steel cage match. Going into that cage match he had a litany of injuries, and yet he still managed to compete in said match. Tonight he has many more injuries on top of the injuries that he had last month. So I really cannot see why he is being forced against his will to compete tonight.

Mitch Naess: We will have to continue this talk later as our next match is about to start.

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Dazzling Dave Diamond vs.

[Dazzling Dave Diamond is already standing in the ring, having come down to the ring during the Honest Frank interview.]

[New Sensation by INXS starts to play over the arena‘s sound system and out steps Ms. Stroker and Bradford Peverell. They are met by a chorus of boos. A “You’re a Judas” chant starts up the minute the crowd sees Bradford. When Bradford walks by Front Row Franny, she can be heard calling Bradford a Judas. He just laughs at her and walks up the ring steps and enters the ring.]

[This match was really good and one has to ask why DDD has not been featured on the main show more often. The crowd was really into this match and I guess it had a lot to do with the great chemistry that DDD and Bradford have. It should also be noted that many of the male fans in the crowd were just happy to see Ms. Stroker prance around in a short skirt so that may have helped boost the crowd‘s mood as well. Anyway, this match came to an end when Bradford Peverell nailed Dazzling Dave with a Dream Left Hook. Bradford proceeded to pin the unconscious Dazzling Dave for the victory.]

Winner: Bradford Peverell

Time: 8:02

Match Rating: D

[Ms. Stroker comes into the ring and gives the sweaty Bradford a big post-match kiss. She then orders Bradford to take out the trash. Bradford then proceeds to beat the living tar out of DDD. Bradford tosses Dazzling Dave to the outside of the ring onto the matted concrete floor. Bradford pulls up the mats and sets up Dazzling Dave for the New Sensation (Inverted DDT).]

[However, before he can implement such a move, his former friend

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Eddie Howard comes running out. Ms. Stroker screams at Bradford to finish DDD off but instead Bradford drops Dazzling Dave and hops the guardrail and runs through the crowd. Eddie Howard follows him and chases him to the back.]

Segment 1 Rating: F+

Segment 2 Rating: E

Mitch Naess: Well it looks as if Bradford has a new found mean streak.

Rock Downpour: Yeah well I think that he has that witch Ms. Stroker to thank for that. Before he hooked up with her he was a nice guy always looking out for people. Now he is a bully who knows no remorse. Man I will tell you what, that is what a hot chick will do to you. She will get you all twisted and make you lose your value system.

Herb Stately: I for one love this new mean streak that Bradford has displayed over the course of the past couple of months. He knows what I learned a long time ago, in this industry it will do you no good to be a goody two shoes who panders to the fans. If you want anything in this industry, you have to take it by any means necessary.

Rock Downpour: For all you people who are watching this, please don’t listen to my broadcast partner. Nice guys and girls don’t always finish last.

Herb Stately: So says you…

Mitch Naess: Well our next match should be a good one. Well will see The North Amer…wait a second…I have just been informed by production that before we go to our next match…someone has bought some time on our show to…talk about…well I am not entirely sure folks. I am sorry the details that are being given to me are a little sketchy but well let us watch this video that is about to be played and we will find out…

[The video starts off with a view of the Toronto skyline. The camera then cuts to a man standing near the CN Tower. The man has on a black suit, white shirt and a blue tie on. His dreadlocks cascade over his shoulders. His name is Art Reed!]

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Art Reed: Hello everybody for all of you who do not know me, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Art Reed. Now you fans may wonder why an international wrestling god such as myself would waste his money buying some time on an NYCW show. And that would be a valid question, and my reason is because I will be joining NYCW.

That is right the single greatest wrestler on the planet is joining your pitiful mom and pop, dime store promotion. And as much as I am not looking forward to wrestling in your crappy country once again, never mind having to wrestle in that cesspool of a city that you call New York City. I shall grace your rings with my presence, because The Stomper has offered me a very lucrative contract.

You see, I have been wrestling in Japan for the past year. I have enjoyed my time in that beautiful country where the fans have nothing but respect for the men and women who wrestle for them. They clap politely as people such as myself amaze them with our great skills. The people in the crowd dress with class and are nothing but the most classy fans in the world.

However, money talks and Stomper’s money has talked to me and has convinced me to return to the United States. Now I am going to have to mentally prepare myself to return to America. A place where the crowd looks like and dresses like a bunch of hillbillies. A place where the fans shout disrespectful chants at the men and woman who are putting on great athletic contests for them.

The last time I wrestled in your cesspool of a country, I had people screaming for my blood. I had people holler insults at me as I made my way to the ring. You Americans wonder why the other people of the world hate you.

I will tell you why because you are classless, bloated, entitled, scumbags, who have no respect for other peoples and cultures. And besides the money that is being given to me, I am coming to NYCW to take out one bloated American at a time. My name is Art Reed and I support this ad, be seeing you.

[The camera goes black and we are brought to the ring for our next match.]

Segment Rating: C-

The New York Doll & Ash Campbell vs. The North American Connection

[The New York Doll and Ash Campbell are already standing in the ring having come out while the Art Reed video was playing.]

[Welcome to the Jungle starts to play on the arena‘s sound system as The North American Connection make their way down to the ring. The fans give this young duo a much better response this month as they make their way down to the ring and one has to think that it might be due to the fact that they turned down Ms. Stroker‘s advances earlier in the night.]

[Once the match started all the good will that the NAC have earned seemed to disappear as the fans did not seem so keen in seeing them take on a team of jobbers. Also it appeared that Colin Shea did not really want to be out there and he was just going through the motions. I guess you could say that he was really off his game. The match came to an end when Trent hit as with Heart Burn and pinned him for the victory.]

Winners: The North American Connection

Time: 5:33

Match Rating: E

[The North American Connection a celebrating their victory with their backs to where the wrestler‘s come out. Big mistake by these two young man (rule number one in pro wrestling is to never turn your back on the wrestler’s entrance area) as they were jumped by

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Nate Johnson and The Masked Mauler. Shortly after Mauler and Johnson started to beat down the NAC, Ms. Stroker comes out to the ramp way with a microphone and says is a shrill voice:]

Ms. Stroker: Well I told you boys that you would regret turning down my offer! This is what happens to me who reject me! Nate, Mauler, make these two scrubs wish that they were never born!

[Nate and Mauler continue to beat NAC down until various backstage officials come and pull them off the NAC.]

Segment Rating: E-

Mitch Naess: It looks like Ms. Stroker followed through on her threat.

Herb Stately: Of course she would. Ms. Stroker offered The North American Connection a chance to become an elite tag team. Instead they humiliated her by saying that they did not need her. Well Ms. Stroker is not the type of woman that you reject and The North American Connection found that out tonight!

Mitch Naess: Our next match is match number two in the best out of three series of matches to decide which team will have the advantage in War Games. So far Honest Frank’s squad is leading thanks to The Big Problem’s win over David Bonham in the first match. Our next match will see Kirk Jameson, who is representing Honest Frank’s squad, taking on American Machine, who is representing Steve Flash’s team. Well let us go down to the ring for our next match.

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Kirk Jameson vs. American Machine

[On Fire by Lloyd Banks starts to play over the arena‘s sound system. Out steps Kirk Jameson who is wearing his New York City’s Finest white satin jacket. The crowd yells various insults at him but Kirk pays no attention to them. He enters the ring and waits for his opponent American Machine to come out to the ring.]

[Jimi Hendrix’s version of The Star Spangled Banner starts to play and out steps the reining Tri-State Regional champion, American Machine, much to the delight of the fans. As Machine makes his way down to the ring he slaps the fans hands.

Once American Machine enters the ring, Machine hands over his Tri-State Regional title to referee Michael Bull. Seeing how this is a non-title affair Michael Bull hands the belt over to a ring attendant. He then tell the time keeper to ring the bell to start off the match.]

[These two men treat the NYCW fans to a really good match. Even though Kirk Jameson does not currently have the star power that American Machine has, both men got in an equal amount of offense. The match came to an end when American Machine lifted up Kirk Jameson and gave him the Old Glory Slam (sidewalk slam) he then pinned him for the victory.]

Winner: American Machine

Time: 11:10

Match Rating: D

[instead of going back up to the announcers we are brought to the back where Honest Frank is standing talking to a seated Frankie Perez. Frankie is looking down at the floor with a white towel draped over his head which is blocking most of his face. Honest Frank is pacing back and forth at a manic pace. The camera person can barely keep up with Frank. Finally, Honest Frank pauses and says:]

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Honest Frank: Well it looks as though if your tag team partner has put us in a very precarious position. Honestly, I thought he was going to lead our team to a clean sweep. However, due to his loss you are going to have to man up and win this next match. If you do not then we will not have the advantage in War Games and I need that advantage.

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Frankie Perez: Don’t worry about this boss I got this. No common street thug is going to beat me. Mark my words!

[Frankie gets up and walks off camera leaving Honest Frank in the locker room by himself.]

Honest Frank: I hope that is true…I hope that is true…

Segment Rating: D

Mitch Naess: It looks like the hopes of Honest Frank’s team rest squarely on the shoulders of Frankie Perez and the hopes of Steve Flash’s team rest squarely on the shoulders of Daniel Elderberry. Which ever man win this upcoming match will win the one man advantage for his team in next month’s War Game match! Let us go down to the ring for our next match!

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Frankie Perez vs.

[California Love by 2Pac and Dr. Dre starts to play over the arena‘s sound system and a few seconds later Frankie Perez comes out from behind the backstage curtain. He still has the white towel draped over his head. The fans yell at him and throw various forms of garbage at him as he makes his way down to the ring.]

[The lights in the arena go out and Bad To The Bone by George Thorogood comes blasting over the sound system. Much like his tag team partner did earlier, Daniel Elderberry actually comes out from the wrestler‘s entrance, instead of coming out through the crowd as he normally does. Daniel is also sans beer and his tag team championship.]

[This was yet another good match by NYCW standards as both men got in nearly an equal amount of offense in. This match is more of a straight up brawl as these two combatants fight both inside and outside of the ring. Frankie Perez ever the crafty wrestler ducks when Daniel Elderberry is trying to clothesline him. Daniel instead hits NYCW senior referee Michael Bull with the clothesline.

While Daniel Elderberry is checking on Michael Bull, Frankie Perez goes into his tights a pulls out a pair of brass knuckles which he proceeds to put on his left hand. He turns around and nails Daniel Elderberry with a powerful left uppercut which knocks Daniel out. Frankie then walks over and manages to revive referee Michael Bull. Frankie the walks over to Daniel and pins him for the victory!]

Winner: Frankie Perez

Time: 9:33

Match Rating: D

Mitch Naess: Well how typical, a member of New York City’s Finest had to cheat to get the one man advantage at next month’s War Games.

Rock Downpour: Well that is what they do cheat! Not one of them could win an honest match if they tried to!

Herb Stately: I can’t believe you two! New York City’s Finest did what they had to do in order to secure the one man advantage for next month’s War Games. This is the wrestling business where you have to do anything to get an advantage. And by hook or by crook, Honest Frank and his team will have the advantage next month.

Mitch Naess: As much as I would like to debate you on this subject, I have to move on and talk about our semi-main event match between Black Hat Bailey and Franklin Carson. Gentlemen, what do you think about the whole Franklin Carson situation?

Rock Downpour: Franklin Carson has to be very cautious tonight when he comes to the ring. Because as anybody who has been backstage knows, NYCW owner Stomper has hired extra security personnel to hunt down Franklin Carson. And if any of them were to come in contact with Franklin they have been ordered to catch him and bring him to Stomper who will give Franklin his pink slip.

Herb Stately: Franklin Carson disgusts me. He is everything that is wrong with professional wrestling today. The man was eliminated from a battle royal where the first person to be eliminated would be fired from NYCW. Well he was the first man to be eliminated and therefore he was fired. So what in the blue bloody hell is he still doing here!

Instead of being a man and looking for a new job he hangs around here and still draws a paycheck from the company! Why ? Because Stomper has never physically given him his pink slip! So this leach still wrestlers for this company! One thing that I am wondering is how does he pick up his paycheck every month? I mean surely he has to come down to payroll and physically pick up his check. And if he does so, why can he not be handed his pink slip then?

Rock Downpour: Because he has his wife come and pick it up for him. And the NYCW is not allowed to hand her his pink slip.

Herb Stately: Something is rotten in the state of Denmark tonight, this whole thing just does not make sense to me at all.

Mitch Naess: Well while you try to sort it out while quoting Shakespeare, we must go back down to the ring for our next match.

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Franklin Carson vs. Black Hat Bailey

[Franklin Carson comes out to the ring from the crowd, he looks very nervously as if he is hurrying to the ring not wanting to be seen by someone. The ring announcer says he hails from parts unknown.]

[The minute Black Hat Bailey‘s music starts to play the fans start to boo. And the moment the fans get their first glimpse at Bailey they start to chuck all sorts of trash at Bailey. Bailey just smiles at the crowd and waves his hand at them. When he gets in front of Front Row Franny he tips his hat at her. She proceeds to go into a profanity laced tirade after he does this.]

[This match featured Bailey beating the crap out of Franklin for most of the match. When Franklin managed to get in what little offense he could, he looked around nervously. The match came to an end when Bailey pinned Franklin for the victory.]

Winner: Black Hat Bailey

Time: 5:50

Match Rating: D-

[After the match was over with The Stomper popped up on the huge video screen that hangs over the wrestler‘s entrance area and he said:]

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Stomper: Franklin me boy, glad to see you in the ring tonight. You see because of you I had to hire extra security personnel to hunt you down. Now I am not one to part with his money willingly, but you are forcing me to do so. Right now as we speak I am sending said security personnel to block every exit in this building. You will not be able to escape tonight Franklin. You shall officially be fired from this company tonight! I will not be made to look like a fool again! Have a nice night me boy.

[Franklin looks around nervously to see security guards standing at every exit he then looks up to the wrestler‘s entrance area and sees security guards heading towards him. Finally, Franklin notices that a window is opened towards the left side of the arena. Franklin bolts towards the window with the security guards hot on his tail. Franklin makes it to the window and jumps out the window and into the cold New York city night.]

Mitch Naess: I am not sure how he does it but Franklin Carson manages to elude capture once again.

Rock Downpour: Yeah man I gotta give the dude mad props for finding the only escape route possible for him. That Franklin Carson is one crafty dude.

Herb Stately: How could you cheer for a talent less hack such as that? What is he a modern day Robin Hood to you two? That man just makes me want to vomit! He is noting but a common criminal defrauding this company of money!

Rock Downpour: That is not the way I see it. I see him as a family man who is willing to do anything in order to support his family.

Herb Stately: Well you are entitled to your opinion, even if it is wrong.

Mitch Naess: As much as I would like this debate to continue, it is now time for our main event! Tonight’s main event will see Honest Frank and Land Mass taking on Steve Flash and Wiley Steinway. Gentlemen, what are your thoughts on our main event?

Rock Downpour: I can’t wait for the main event man! This is going to be great! I think that Steve Flash and Wiley Steinway have what it takes to beat Land Mass and Honest Frank. And you know what? I can’t wait for that to happen!

Herb Stately: How come I knew you were going to say that? Heck I could have said everything you just said verbatim, before you even said it. Because for some reason you are blinded by Steve Flash! If he weren’t Empire Champion would you praise him as much? I don’t think so! You want to know what I think about the main event tonight?

I will tell you what I think about the main event tonight, I fell that it is unfair for a man like Honest Frank to have to wrestle tonight. The man is in such poor physical condition, his legs are in rough shape, his back is hurting him, he can‘t move his arms. And tonight he is being forced against his will to fight in a meaningless tag team match.

Rock Downpour: Way to sell the main event, Herb….

Herb Stately: I am just speaking the truth! Honest Frank is in no shape to fight in the main event tonight, and anybody with eyes can see that.

Mitch Naess: Well we shall see what kind of condition Honest Frank is in, because our main event is just about to start! So let us go back down to the ring for our main event of the evening!

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Honset Frank & Land Mass vs. Wiley Steinway & Steve Flash

[Fleetwood Mac‘s Little Lies start to play over the arena‘s sound system. A few seconds later Honest Frank steps out from behind the backstage curtain. He is followed by Land Mass, who along with Honest Frank, is sporting a white satin jacket. Land Mass’ jacket (If you can call it that, it is actually like three jackets sewn together to make one jacket.) has his name written on the front and on the back of his jacket it says New York City’s Finest associate member on it. There are two separate but distinctive chants going at once the usual, “You can’t wrestle!” chant is directed at Land Mass. While Honest Frank is treated to a new, “You’re not really hurt!” chant. As this duo make their way down to the ring they are pelted with various forms of garbage. Honest Frank looks pissed off about this, whereas Land Mass just licks his lips.

When they finally get in front of Front Row Franny, Honest Frank looks at her and says nothing. All he does is stick his tongue out at her. This act make Front Row Franny go insane as she yells all sorts of obscenities at Honest Frank. When Honest Frank and Land Mass finally enter the ring Honest Frank grabs the microphone from the ring announcer and says:]

Honest Frank: As you troglodytes all know, I am a man of honesty and integrity. A man who has never spoken ill of anybody or done anything malicious to anybody. Well I am on the verge of doing something that I really do not want to do. You see, I am about to follow through on filing my lawsuit against you the fans of NYCW and Herb Feldman who is NYCW’s audio engineer. You shall be sued for the various slanderous remarks that you have made against me of the course of the past year.

The honest truth is, I really did not want to do this. However, you troglodytes brought this upon yourselves! I…

[before Honest Frank can finish talking Jumping Jack Flash by the Rolling Stones begins to play over the arena‘s sound system. And the crowd start to go wild, this would drown out anything that Honest Frank was about to say so he angrily hands the microphone back to the ring announcer and waits for his opponents to come to the ring.

Wiley Steinway comes through the backstage curtain first followed closely by the Empire Champion Steve Flash. The vast majority of the crowd are on their feet (Except for some dude sitting in the first row who is wearing an Honest Frank t-shirt. What, you thought that Honest Frank didn‘t have an fans?) singing along with the Mick Jagger classic. Flash and Wiley high five the fans as they run down the ramp and head into the ring.]

[This match could not be thought of as a proper tag team match, one would have to say this was just four guys beating the ever living crap out of each other for the amusement of the fans. What was not amusing was Land Mass‘ stamina or lack there of. Poor Land Mass was huffing and puffing literally three minutes into the match!

With Land Mass not being of much use in this match, Honest Frank had to be in the ring for the bulk of the match (Which finally turned into a regular tag team match due to the fact that Land Mass had become useless). The end of the match came about this way, Land Mass and Steve Flash, who were in the ring but not the legal men, had the referee’s attention. Referee Michael Bull was trying to get them out of the ring. While this is going on Honest Frank hits Wiley Steinway with a low blow. Finally, Michael Bull is able to restore order. Having the full attention of the ref Honest Frank hit’s Wiley, who is doubled over in pain, with a Fran-N-Hurter (Stone Cold Stunner). He then covers Wiley for the pin and the victory.]

Winners: Honest Frank & Land Mass

Time: 8:03

Match Rating: D

[Post-match Honest Frank and Land Mass put the boots to Wiley Steinway and Steve Flash. This sadistic duo is soon joined by the rest of New York City‘s Finest who join in on the beat down of Flash and Wiley. Finally, the rest of Steve Flash‘s team for War Games (The Gang of New York and American Machine) come to his and Wiley‘s aid and even out the sides. The show comes to an end as all ten men battle it out inside the ring.]

BHK1978 · January 7, 2010

Notes on the show:

The beat down segment where Bradford beats up on DDD was a huge disappointment. I mean I usually get bad grades in various segments but F+?

That was just horrible!

The E+ on the Honest Frank, Land Mass, and Cheerleader Nicki segment is understandable. It is probably due to Cheerleader Nicki's poor skills on the microphone. I thought that if I would stick her in segments with Honest Frank and Roger Dodger (which is why she always interviews the Sting) he skills would improve. Alas, they have not improved at all. I guess I could cut her, but she is only making $150 per appearance. So I might as well keep her around.

I was really happy to sign Art Reed, I have always wanted to sign him but I had never played a game long enough to get him. However, his anti-American character was supposed to go to either Bryan Holmes or Nathan Coleman as I feel they would have been better in this role. I really don't see Art Reed as a heel but he can work as one so once Bryan Holmes asked for to much money, Art got the role. Nathan Coleman is just to much of a pain in the butt to higher so that is why I dropped the idea of having him come in.

Well that is all that I have to say, I would just like to thank everybody who has taken the time to read my ramblings. This diary has only one more show left and then that will be all she wrote for Honest Frank and company.

TakerNGN74 · January 7, 2010

BHK,

I look forward to see what you have in store for the readers with your last show of this dynasty. It was a great read and very entertaining as well so props to you my friend.

TakerNGN74

BHK1978 · January 7, 2010

BHK,

I look forward to see what you have in store for the readers with your last show of this dynasty. It was a great read and very entertaining as well so props to you my friend.

TakerNGN74

Thanks for the support Taker all though at times I often wonder how good this diary really is.

TakerNGN74 · January 7, 2010

That's Understandable as a writer I found myself wondering the same thing about my dynasty at times but you just have to remember to have fun with it.

TakerNGN74

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