The Grey Dog Players Present: All Star Wrestling

BoomKing · November 28, 2009

OK, so here is the first show of our group effort! It's been a really hard show to write so please go easy on her! Zeel1, over to you buddy! Next show is the two hour TV show Superstars!

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ASW, in association with Star Wars, who remind you that smoking isn't grown up, proudly present...

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Brought to you live and in colour from New England, welcome to ASW Coast to Coast! Here are your hosts, Bobby Heenan, and first, Vince McMahon

The show begins with a brief video package highlighting the recent events to come from ASW, including:

Shawn Michaels eight month reign as World Champion in which he defended the title nine times before being bested four months ago by...

...The Rock, who beat Michaels in a rematch and has been fueding with...

...The Heenan Family, Ken Shamrock, Ivan Putski, Mike Rotundo and Andre The Giant

The lineage of the Intercontinental title, starting with Jeff Hardy's three month reign, followed by the reigns of Ken Shamrock and The Honky Tonk Man, leading to current champion Bobby Lashley.

The war between Money Inc and The British Bulldogs which has seen the two teams trade the tag titles back and fourth.

Finally, the screen turns black and is replaced with the ASW logo as the fans chant "A-S-DUB! A-S-DUB!"

The collective voices of the ASW wrestlers say in unison: "This is...All Star Wrestling!"

Vince- Good evening ladies and Gentlemen and welcome to the first ever Pay Per View broadcast of ASW Coast to Coast! Im Vince McMahon, and joining me is a man who needs no introduction...but insists I give him one anyway...the one and only Bobby "The Brain" Heenan!

Bobby- Is that really the best you can do, Vince? Well if that aint the worst hundred bucks I've ever spent! Its nice to see you spent half of it on that suit though McMahon...

Vince- Oh boy, you're really starting early tonight, huh? In any case, what a great show we have lined up for you tonight on the innaugural broadcast of Superstars! In our main event tonight, the impressive specimen Buff Bagwell will go one on one with none other than the ASW Heavyweight champion The Rock! Before we get to that though...

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The Rock's music kicks in and the fans in attendance jump from their seats in anticipation of the great one.

Vince- ...We'll it looks like The Rock wants to kick things off early, and boy, would you listen to the reaction from this capacity crowd!

Bobby- I think they just found out it's two for one pretzels at the concessions stand...

The Rock saunters to the ring, World Title draped over his shoulder, and grabs a microphone.

Finally......The Rock, HAS COME BACK.....to Masssssachusetts!! Could it be...could it be that All Star Wrestling has finally found it's way onto Pay Per View? Is it true that all you lucky people watching all around the world get to look into the sensual eyes of The Rock? And to mark this historic event, to pay tribute to the blood sweat and tears that every member of this roster has shed...to kick off the new era of domination...somebody tonight...TONIGHT...gets to go one on one with the great one!

And who has that honour? That privelige? Is it...Shawn Micheals? No....no it's not Shawn Micheals. Is it...Chris Jericho....no, it's not even Chris Jericho. In fact, the last I heard, those two sacks of monkey crap where making sweet chin music together in the locker room!

Is it Andre The Giant? Hell no! Andre turned up here tonight and couldn't fit his left testicle through the arena doors! Is it Ken Shamrock, Ted Dibiase, Buddy Rogers, The Iron Sheik, Bobby Lashley, Ron Simmons....no, no, no, no, no, NO! You see, tonight....tonight The Brahma Bull goes one on one with....Buff Bagwell...?

WHAT IN THE BLUE HELL IS A BUFF BAGWELL? Some kind of tropical disease? I think my cousin caught it one time...down on the docks...at midnight....but thats another story! Wait a minute, wait a minute, let the rock consult his Rock-tionary.

The Rock pulls out a Dictionary, or should I say Rocktionary, and leafs through the pages. He gets to the page he wants and puts on a serious voice.

Buff Bagwell. From the Latin, Dickus Suckus, A Buff Bagwell is a 100%, grade A, Roody Poo. Often found in it's national habitat of Jabroni Drive, Buff Bagwells candy asses are regularly kicked by just about everybody...

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Buff Bagwell has clearly had enough and makes his way to the ring to confront The Rock

Alright Rocky, you've made your little point...

Rock- Excuse me? The Rock wasn't finished, so I suggest you know your role, and SHUT YOUR MOUTH! Wait a minute...you look familiar Jabroni...what is your name?

Buff- Are you kidding me? I'm

Rock- IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS! The Rock knows damn well who you are! What The Rock doesn't know, is why you think it's ok to come out here and interupt The Rock in front of the millions...AND MILLIONS...of his fans!

Buff- It's real simple, champ. You see, everybody in this arena knows that I'm going to beat you tonight...which is why I think you should face me in a match with your title on the line!

Rock- ...The Rock thinks you actually have a point...OK, OK, The Rock hears you...and I like it! Tonight...me...you....title on the line! But it aint gonna be a title match, Buff, it aint gonna be a no DQ match or a hardcore match, because tonight in Massachusetts it's gonna be a Rock kicking Buff Bagwells ass match!

Buff- You think you're so clever don't you, Rock? With all your catchphrases, hand gestures, and your stupid little Rocktionary....

Rock- Maybe you're right Buff...maybe the Rocktionary is stupid. In fact, I want you to take it with you Buff...but first, I'm going to blow all the dust off the cover, unfold all the pages and wipe off all the pencil marks...then I'm going to shine it up real nice....TURN THAT SUM BITCH SIDEWAYS AND STICK IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASS! IF YOU SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEELALALALALALALALALALALAAAAAH! What the Rock..........IS........cooking!

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Ahahah, alright! What a way to kick off Superstars Bobby Heenan!

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That man has no respect! He knows damn well Andre is here tonight, but The Rock is ducking him like the coward he is!

Vince- Well it seems that The Rock has put his title on the line tonight, and what a match that should be!

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And the match chosen to kick off the revolution certainly showcases the vast array of talent at the disposal of the ASW. Buddy and D'Lo put on a great match for the fans in attendance, their contrasting styles meshing surprisingly well. Class oozes out of every pore of The Original Nature Boy, who picks up the victory with his patented figure four grapevine.

Here is your winner: Buddy Rogers

After the match, Rogers grabs a microphone from ringside

Ladies and gentlemen, I've been a champion in every promotion I've ever wrestled for! I've travelled in style all around the world because I love what I do, and I plan on doing it for a long time to come! The only problem is, The Nature Boys waist is not accustomed to being so bare, so I'm looking for some gold!

There's a lot of great atheletes in All-Star Wrestling, the likes of The Rock, Shawn Micheal, Chris Jericho...but there's one man that I want to wrestle more than any other...one man who I want to test myself against and prove that I've still got plenty of fuel in the tank! I'm talking about the Intercontinental Champion Bobby Lashley!

Lashley, If you've got the guts, if you've got what it takes, step into the ring with The Nature Boy! I don't care where, I don't care when, I don't even care how, but I want you...and I want your title!

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Meanwhile, backstage, Trish Stratus and Stacy Keibler are seen talking.

Stacy- Wow, like, oh my god! Can you believe we've finally got our own TV show? Just think, right now, there are like, millions of people watching us!

Trish- I know, I'm super excited! All I need now is some clients so I can prove to the world that I'm, like, the greatest manager ever!

Stacy-Uh, hello, excuse me? Aren't you forgetting somebody?

Trish- Who...oh, you mean you? You're a great manager too Stacy, DMY, It's just that...well, I have kinda managed more champions than you have.

Stacy- Well not for long, because my new clients are going to go straight to the top!

Trish- Nuh huh, because my new clients will be, like, the most successful that ASW has ever seen!

Stacy- We'll just see about that Trish...may the best woman win!

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The second match of the evening pits the relative newcomer against the whiley veteran. Lashley's short reign as Intercontinental champion has been nothing short of impressive thus far, but has he dealt with a bonefide rulebreaker such as The Sheik? Sheiky pulls out all the tricks in the book to try and prove Iran is number one, and american is hock, fooey! Try as he might, Bobby Lashley has his number, and finishes Sheik off with a Dominator

Here is your winner: Bobby Lashley

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What an impressive victory for that young man Bobby Lashley! I hope Buddy Rogers knows what he's doing challenging him for the title!

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Buddy Rogers always know's what he's doing McMahon! Lashley may be strong, he may be quick, but he sure aint smart!

Vince-Well we'll certainly see about that if Lashley takes The Nature Boy up on his challenge...

Bobby- Give me a break! Lashley doesn't have the guts to put his title on the line against a real competitor like Rogers...

Vince- Are you saying The Iron Sheik isn't a real competitor?

Bobby- No...I'm saying...shut up McMahon!

Vince- Well alright! The Brain is officially tongue tied!

Bobby- Yeah, carry on and I'll tie your tongue and make you wear it as a bow tie...oh wait, I think somebody beat me too it!

Vince- Oh boy...

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Meanwhile, backstage, Ivan Putski is with Dibiase and Rotundo

Rotundo- ...So you see, Ivan, with our help, you can consolidate all your debts and loans into one managable monthly payment...just sign these papers and we'll take care of the rest.

Putski looks over the papers whilst Dibiase and Rotundo urge him to sign

Putski- Hold on there cheif, whats with the small print?

DiBiase- Small print? There aint no small print baby! Obviously I gotta make a little somethin somethin for myself but nothing for you to worry about!

Just then, the lights in the room dim and eerie music starts to play. Smoke billows in through the doorway, and when it clears out steps...

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The Boogieman approaches the three men who flee the scene as Boogie laughs maniacally...until he is tapped on the shoulder by...

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The Boogieman comes face to face with Andre The Giant! Andre simply deadpans the antics of Boogieman and throws him through the wall! Andre scowls for the camera as the screams of The Boogieman are heard down the hall

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Would you look at that! The strength of Andre the Giant is simply unbelievable!

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Well you better start believing it McMahon, because that man is the crown jewel in The Heenan Family! The Rock better have eyes in the back of his head because Andre is coming for his title!

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Chris Jericho interrupts the commentators and makes an unscheduled appearance in the ring.

Welcome...to ALL JERICHO WRESTLING! So this is it huh? Our first ever PPV and I'm forced to come out here and interrupt Vance McMahon and Bobby Eaton because nobody saw fit to put me in a match? Talk about a slap in the face! Have you quarter-wits ever stopped to wonder why ASW is on PPV? It's all because of me! The Ayatollah of rock and rollah! I mean, you people should be down on you knee's worshipping the ground I walk on! I'm Chris Jericho baby! So I'm asking, no, I'm demanding, that Stephanie McMahon get out here and make a match between me and that pathetic joke Jocky Maiaiaiaiaiavia in four weeks at Decimation!

Jericho points to the entrance way and waits for an appearance from The General Manager...but instead is greeted by...

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Shawn Michaels and his bodyguard Mark Henry saunter down to the ring and Shawn grabs a microphone.

Ok, ok, cool your jets, Jericho! Call me crazy...

Jericho- Ok, you're crazy.

Michaels- Cute...call me crazy, but did I just hear you demand a title shot at Decimation?

Jericho- You heard what I said, Jnr!

Michaels- Thats what I thought... And you thought that Stephanie McMahon was going to come out here and grant your wish, like she's your fairy godmother or something, right?

Jericho- If she knows what's good for her and what's good for this promotion then yeah!

Michaels- I don't think you understand, Jericho, but when you go around saying things like that...well it really hurts my feelings! You see, I thought you were cool, Chris!

Jericho- I am cool, jackass! I'm the king of the world!

Michaels- If you're so cool, Chris, then what does that make me, huh? I'm The Heart Break Kid dammit! I was the world champion for over eight months! And what have you done lately Chris? Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think you've ever held the world title....or the Intercontinental title....or the tag titles....superstar series title...Dora The Explorer basic spanish title...tell me, what is it you do again, Chris?

Jericho- Shut the hell up! I'm the best in the world at what I do, moron!

Michaels-Well you must be a hairdresser or something then...I mean, how do you get you're hair so full and bouncy? Anyway, enough shenanigans! I'm sure you've figured out by now that I want a shot at gaining my title back! So Steph, you sexy beast, how about coming out here and making my dream come true sugar tits!

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Sugar Tits? Is that the best line you can come up with?

Jericho- You gotta admit steph, they are pretty juicy, and is it my imagination or are they getting bigger...?

Steph- Easy tiger! I've heard enough of your preschool bickering to last me a lifetime guys. The fact of the matter is, yes, Chris you deserve a shot at the title...and yes, Shawn, you deserve a shot too... but then so do a lot of guys on the roster. I mean, you're right, there is a reason why ASW is the first wrestling promotion in the country to have weekly PPV's as well as huge monthly PPV's and weekly TV. It's because of all the hard work and dedication of the entire roster! So with that in mind, I'm not going to name a number one contender tonight. I'm going to take what you've both said under advisement, and I'm going to sit back and enjoy the rest of the show, and I suggest you both do the same, gentlemen, because next week I officially announce the number one contender for The World Heavyweight Title!

Stephanie leaves the ring, leaving Jericho and Michaels looking dumbstruck.

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Booker puts up a great display in a back and forth match against The Million Dollar Man. Ted Dibiase pulls out all the stops to try and keep up with the talented young star, but Booker is too quick and powerful for him! Booker hits the axe kick and...YES! SPINAROONIE! But here comes Rotundo, who levels Booker with his briefcase to bring about the DQ ending.

Here is your winner via disqualification: Booker T

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Stacy Keibler is in the back, bending over a table, trying to open a jar of pickles

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Billy- Well, well, well, what do we have here?

Dogg- You having some trouble there missy?

Stacy- Hey guys, I was just trying to open this jar...could you...?

Dogg- Here, allow me, Stacy.

Road Dogg grabs the jar but Billy takes it off him.

Billy- No...allow me, Stacy!

Dogg- Give it back you son of a...

Stacy- Look, will one of you, like, just open it already?

Billy gives the jar back and Road Dogg opens it with ease.

Stacy- Oh, thanks guys, you're like total life savers, you're my BFF's! Gee...I just wish I had two strong, sexy, men like you two around all the time...but, nah, you would'nt be interested...

Billy- Now wait a minute Stacy, were mighty interested in anything you gotta say honey.

Stacy- It's just that...well, I was looking for somebody to manage, and, I think the two of you are super talented! I bet I could make you tag champions in a heartbeat!

Dogg- Thats a great offer, Stace, but me and Billy kinda fly solo, if you will. We're a two man wolfpack...

Billy- What the hell are you talkin about! Believe me Stacy, the views of The D O double G are not the views of The New Age Outlawz as a whole!

Stacy- So...you'll be my new...clients?

Dogg- Now hold on, we need to talk about this, Billy...

Stacy- Like, oh my god, I've already got the perfect outfit to wear to our first match....

Dogg- Ok, you're hired!

Billy- Tell her about our victory celebration D.

Dogg- Our what?

Billy- You know...where all Outlawz and honourary Outlawz shower together after the match?

Dogg-Oh yeah...that victory celebration!

Stacy- OK, well, if it's a tradition...

The camera fades out as The Outlawz drool over their new manager

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And just like that, it's time for the first ever main event of ASW Coast to Coast! The Rock stares down his opponent as Bagwell laughs in his face. With the title on the line, The Rock skips many of his crowd pleasing tricks and gets down to the business of defeating The Buff One. Bagwell seems to realise the epic nature of the contest also, and puts his all into wrestling the title away from The Great One. As the match evolves, Rock takes the upper hand and his confidence begins to flow back into his body. Before he can realise he's even doing it, Rock sets up Buff for THE most electrifying move in sports entertainment today...the peoples elbow...and it connects! The crowd goes bananas as Buff gets back to his vertical base...and walks straight into The Rock Bottom! The Rock covers...1...2......3!

Here is your winner: The Rock!

Post match, The Rock celebrates infront of the millions of his fans, and holds the title belt aloft! With his back turned from the ramp, Rock ascends the ring post and soaks in the adulation of the crowd...but their cheers suddenly turn to gasp as they see what The Rock cannot...

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Andre The Giant stumbles his way down to the ring and literally tosses Rocky from the top rope and sends him crashing down onto the announce table! The Rock cannot move as EMT's rush to the ring to help him. Vince McMahon applies his hushed tones to add credence to the actions, as Bobby Heenan screeches his delight at his charges violent streak. Coast To Coast ends with the images of medical staff loading The Rock onto a gurney and wheeling him to the back as Andre laughs maniacally.

15,000 sell out crowd

The Rock Promo= B-
Buddy Rogers defeats D'lo Brown= C+
Buddy Rogers Promo= C-
Trish and Stacy arguement= D+
Bobby Lashley defeats Iron Sheik= C-
Andre scares The BoogieMan=B-
Jericho and Micheals Promo= B
Booker T defeats Ted Dibiase=B
Stacy manages The Outlawz=D
The Rock defeats Buff Bagwell=B
Andre Attacks The Rock=B+

Show Rating= C

BoomKing · November 30, 2009

So I just sent out the PPV lineup to everybody invloved. Hope its agreeable! If anybody has any concerns or suggestions for it you know where I am!

The Network Guy · November 30, 2009

Really cool idea for a diary, i'll be reading this one. Hopefully all involved can pull it out the bag with this one and keep it going.

Good luck!

BoomKing · November 30, 2009

Thanks Network! I hope this keeps going for a while too...at least until 2010 comes out right???

totti · November 30, 2009

Certainly following this one.

That was a great first show Boomking. I know the first show was a daunting task for whoever did it, but you've given everyone some nice things to work with. I'd like to write a show up at some stage I think, but for now i'll just be a reader. Loved the way you used The Rock aswell, I don't think you left a catchphrase out!

BoomKing · November 30, 2009

Certainly following this one.

That was a great first show Boomking. I know the first show was a daunting task for whoever did it, but you've given everyone some nice things to work with. I'd like to write a show up at some stage I think, but for now i'll just be a reader. Loved the way you used The Rock aswell, I don't think you left a catchphrase out!

Thanks totti, realy appreciate it! As for The Rock...yeah, you could write an essay using just Rock catchphrases and it would be semi legible.

iMac · November 30, 2009

Good job boomy. Nice way to kick off the thread.

And I can't wait for my turn to write my Rock promo. It's gonna have so much tang in it...

Zeel1 · December 2, 2009

I was worried about this after my connection went out for a few days. Good to see the first show only came out a couple days ago, wouldn't want to keep people waiting too long..y'know, like I do with my singles diary..

I'm going to try and make the match write-ups just a tinge shorter then in Total Control, so people don't have to wait weeks for it. Expect the second show to be in by..Sunday? Around then.

Liking the start, BK!

BoomKing · December 3, 2009

Look forward to seeing what you come up with Zeel! Im sure it will be better than mine!

Oh, and I've also added the ratings to the bottom of my post for those interested in such matters. Thanks.

Zeel1 · December 3, 2009

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="BoomKing" data-cite="BoomKing" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="25298" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Look forward to seeing what you come up with Zeel! Im sure it will be better than mine! Oh, and I've also added the ratings to the bottom of my post for those interested in such matters. Thanks.</div></blockquote> Well, I wouldn't be so arrogant as to say that..although I can name one or two Rocky catchphrases that you missed, that I was able to incorporate.. <img alt=";)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/wink.png.686f06e511ee1fbf6bdc7d82f6831e53.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Might wanna fix the centering of the main event result while you're editing the first post, btw.. <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

BoomKing · December 3, 2009

Good call my man. I knew there was a reason I liked you...

I'm sure there are a million Rock catchphrases still to go around! Sorry for being a catchphrase hog though...but I've never wrote a rock promo before! Think I got a little giddy!

Zeel1 · December 3, 2009

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="BoomKing" data-cite="BoomKing" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="25298" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Good call my man. I knew there was a reason I liked you... I'm sure there are a million Rock catchphrases still to go around! Sorry for being a catchphrase hog though...but I've never wrote a rock promo before! Think I got a little giddy!</div></blockquote> Nah, no reason to be sorry. I used more than my fair share as well in mine. If you ask me, we should all try to use as many as we possibly can make sense of, The Great One would want it that way!

BoomKing · December 3, 2009

Indeed. I'm sure there must be some long forgotten catchphrases hidden away in random SmackDown appearances or internet exclusive interviews. If nothing else, I hope this diary is a chronicle of every Rock Catchphrase ever uttered in vain. Perhaps we should put them all in the appendix...

Zeel1 · December 3, 2009

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="BoomKing" data-cite="BoomKing" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="25298" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Indeed. I'm sure there must be some long forgotten catchphrases hidden away in random SmackDown appearances or internet exclusive interviews. If nothing else, I hope this diary is a chronicle of every Rock Catchphrase ever uttered in vain. Perhaps we should put them all in the appendix...</div></blockquote> No, he just has a staggering amount of them that he throws out whenever he feels like. Getting them all into one promo, and having it make sense is nearly impossible, even for him. For example, he failed to call his opponent the biggest peice of monkey crap he'd ever seen, during the first show... <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

Karl_Kitsch · December 3, 2009

You also forgot my favorite: Do you like pancakes? Then pancake your ass out of here!

There was a great vignette with him and a female security guard and he could not manage to use any of his catchphrases on her. Fun stuff.

foolinc · December 3, 2009

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Zeel1" data-cite="Zeel1" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="25298" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>No, he just has a staggering amount of them that he throws out whenever he feels like. Getting them all into one promo, and having it make sense is nearly impossible, even for him. For example, he failed to call his opponent the biggest peice of monkey crap he'd ever seen, during the first show... <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png"></div></blockquote> Something tells me that The Rock is going to be cutting promos on each and every one of these cards. I know I can't wait to have him verbally unload on Andre, HBK, and Y2J.

Zeel1 · December 6, 2009

[ooc]Click on a worker's name when their matches are on, for the link to their theme song. The opening theme of the show is also linked to it's name.[/ooc] <div style="text-align:center;">http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j213/Zeel1/ASW.jpg</div><div style="text-align:center;"> <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/lkZCw4gzlH8?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="I Get It Chevelle w/ lyrics"></iframe></div></div>Brought to you LIVE, from the Tri State area, and on Spike TV!</div> The screen pans in to clips of The Rock, Shawn Michaels, Chris Jericho, Booker T and many others, showcasing some of the biggest stars ASW has to offer, while "I Get It" by Chevelle plays, before fading in to the screaming capacity crowd - 10,000 fans, exactly, all eagerly awaiting the proceedings! The screen continues panning them for a bit, before cutting to ASW's Announce team, Bobby Heenan and Vince McMahon! <div style="text-align:center;">http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg267/Chrisox/BobbyHeenan.jpghttp://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg267/Chrisox/VinceMcMahon-1.jpg</div> Vince McMahon: Wow, what a crowd here in Reading, Pennsylvania! I'm Vince McMahon, sitting next to Bobby "The Brain" Heenan, and folks what a night we have for you, here at ASW Superstars! Bobby Heenan: ..That's it?! "Sitting next to Bobby "The Brain" Heenan"?! After all the things I've done for the wrestling industry, you just job me out like that? McMahon: After all the things you've done in the wrestling industry, you're lucky to have a job at all, Bobby! Heenan: Oh please! This company is just like a body - worthless without it's Brain! Even you should know that by now, Vinnie! McMahon: Well be that as it may or may not be the case, we've got a great show for you tonight, an- wait, what's this? Heenan: Haha, starting off the show with class! I love it! <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="25298" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg267/Chrisox/TedDiBiase.jpghttp://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg267/Chrisox/AndreTheGiant.jpghttp://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg267/Chrisox/MikeRotundo.jpg In-Ring Segment</div> "It's All About The Money" by Jimmy Hart and JJ Maguire hits, interupting McMahon, and the crowd immediately roars their disapproval as out comes the three leading members of Money Inc. - Ted DiBiase, André the Giant and Mike Rotundo, down the ramp, and to the ring. DiBiase takes a mic out of his pocket, but surprisingly hands it to Andre..who proceeds to start speaking in French. André the Giant: Il ya des jours, j'ai détruit The Rock. Je lui ai envoyé la maison sur une civière. Et la raison en est que tout le monde me voit comme un laquais. Tout le monde - DiBiase stops André mid-sentance, and reminds him to speak english. André smiles and nods, as if it slipped his mind, before pulling the mic back up to his mouth. André: ...Days ago, I destroyed The Rock, and I sent him home on a stretcher. And the reason for this, is because everyone seems to see me as a lackey. Everyone seems to think that I am just a pawn for Mr. DiBiase..how you say - hired muscle. But they are sadly mistaken. The three of us, we are partners - equals. And that was shown to all of you, when I attacked The Rock, and made my presence known to the World Heavyweight Champion..because Mr. DiBiase knows that the attack, was also my way of challenging for the World Heavyweight Championship, that I deserve! André looks rather smug as he hands the mic over to Ted DiBiase. Ted DiBiase: ...Nyahahaha! Who says big men have no brains? André's completely right - he's the deserving World Heavyweight Champion, and coming from the Million Dollar Man, you know that means something! So Rocky, if you're even half the man that you arrogantly claim to be, then come down here and give this man the title match, he so richly deserves! DiBiase puts his hands behind his back, and waits ever-so-politely as the fans wait in anticipation for quite a few seconds, not knowing what Vince McMahon knows.. Heenan: What's taking our World Heavyweight Champ so long to get out here? I thought he was The Rock, not The Glacier! McMahon: Oh please, Heenan, you know as well as I do that The Rock isn't even here tonight! The EMT's took him to the hospital at Coast to Coast, and he hasn't been cleared yet! DiBiase waits for a few more moments before putting the microphone back to his lips. DiBiase: What's wrong, Rock? Or should I say Pebble? Are you afraid to face André knowing that he nearly broke your ribs with a mere shove? Well, you know what, if you're that scared, I'll make you a deal - come down here and accept the challenge, and I'll give you twice your yearly salary! After all..everybodies got a price, for the Million Dollar Man! Nyahahahaha! DiBiase lowers the mic, and the three Money Inc. members laugh amongst themselves for a moment, as the crowd jeers - but with no warning, the familar sound of piano keys being banged rings throughout the arena, the lights go completely red, smoke starts pouring on the stage, down the ramp, all around ringside, and the creepy theme music starts to play! Heenan: What the?! McMahon: Well it looks like a certain someone is looking for a little payback from Coast to Coast! The crowd starts cheering - mainly because Money Inc. are being interupted - as the three members cautiously stare at the stage, with even André looking surprised! But they find nothing where they look, because behind them, The Boogeyman pops out from under the ring, armed with his trusty staff! <div style="text-align:center;">http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg267/Chrisox/TheBoogeyman.jpg</div> Boogeyman silently slinks into the ring, behind the three wrestlers - and attacks Ted DiBiase from behind! Rotundo turns towards Boogeyman - and is greeted with a clothesline! Boogeyman goes towards André - but André catches him, grabbing him around the throat with his massive hand! André hurls Boogeyman across the ring by the throat! Boogeyman springs back up - right into a Big Boot from André, that takes him to the outside! André follows - and proceeds to strip the announce table of it's covering! McMahon screams his disapproval as André pulls Boogeyman up to his feet, and lifts him up by the throat, in prime position to chokeslam Boogeyman through the announce table! But at the last second, André is stopped by a distinctively familiar voice.. ???: Stop that! Stop that this instant! The camera cuts to the stage, to see the commissioner, Stephanie McMahon run onto it in a huff! <div style="text-align:center;">http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg267/Chrisox/StephanieMcMahon-1.jpg</div> Stephanie McMahon: Do what you're about to do, and you'll NEVER get a Title shot, for as long as I'm the Commissioner! André glares disapprovingly at this statement, before placing Boogeyman back on the ground - and roughly shoving him to the floor! André proceeds to re-enter the ring, and starts shouting at Stephanie, clearly angry. Stephanie watches this display for a moment, grinning wryly, before putting the mic back to her lips. Stephanie: Well, André, if you ask me, you need to blow off some steam, and it would appear as though you'd like to do so on The Boogeyman..so how about you and him face off in the opener tonight? André smiles and nods at this - but doesn't seem to notice that The Boogeyman, too, has re-entered the ring..and picked his staff back up.. Stephanie: Great, glad you agree! But uh, as a word of advice - you might want to turn around.. André looks purplexed at this, and turns around - only to be leveled by a shot from Boogeyman's staff! The crowd pops as Boogeyman gyrates in the ring, and the screen cuts back to Stephanie. Stephanie: Now, now, Boogeyman, that wasn't neccessary..oh well, can't be helped. Get a referee down here, 'cause this match is on now! <div style="text-align:center;">http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j213/Zeel1/grade_bminus.jpg Money Inc. opened the show, and André the Giant challenges The Rock for his World Heavyweight Championship. But after a bit of futile waiting, they are interupted by The Boogeyman, who is able to strike DiBiase and Rotundo, but is caught by André, who nearly puts him through a table. However, this is stopped by Stephanie McMahon, who comes out and books André/Boogeyman for the opener tonight. The segment ends with Boogeyman nailing André with his staff.</div></div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="25298" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg267/Chrisox/TheBoogeyman.jpg VS. http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg267/Chrisox/AndreTheGiant.jpg <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-khY0rUEbM" rel="external nofollow">The Boogeyman</a> vs. <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/cP61EeVVDHo?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Andre The Giant Theme"></iframe></div></div> The fans continue cheering the turn of events as the bell rings, and as Referee Dave Hebner runs in, to count the immediate pin attempt - but André is able to kick out via throwing Boogeyman off of him! But when André gets up, it's clear he's feeling the effects of the staff shot, groggily shaking and smacking his head, trying to regain his senses. This extra time allows Boogeyman to attack from behind, striking the knees - but this seems to have little effect, and André responds by lifting Boogeyman up for a Military Press! But Boogeyman is able to manuever his feet to the ropes - and he shoots off of them for a Bulldog on André, that the big man definately feels! Boogeyman covers, but André manages to kick out. Boogeyman continues beating on André for a minute or so, surprisingly holding his own against the biggest man in ASW - until he tries for a Running Clothesline, only to bounce right off André! Boogeyman tries it again, with the same result, and then a third time, only to be met with a massive Big Boot! André covers Boogeyman, for a nearfall! André beats on Boogeyman for a minute or so, before eventually sending the strange wrestler to the outside with a massive headbutt! André's anger at Boogeyman starts to get the better of him, as he completely ignores Referee Dave Hebner and follows him to the outside! André pulls Boogeyman up to his feet - and then again attempts to Chokeslam him through the still bare Broadcast Table! But André takes a little too much time to savor it, and Boogeyman sends a few kicks to his chest, before wriggling free. Boogeyman follows this up with a few more kicks to the stomach - before planting André onto the floor with a DDT! Boogeyman slowly drags André up and into the ring, beating Referee Hebner's count at 8! Boogeyman doesn't go for a pin, instead he pulls André to his feet and tries for the Goodnight Slam (Pumphandle Slam), but predictably enough, he can't lift him! André responds to this by grabbing Boogeyman by the head, and shoving him right into the ropes, showing off his power - but Boogeyman bounces off of them, and uses the momentum for a huge jumping headbutt, catching André right in the forehead! Boogeyman falls to the mat, as André staggers for a bit..before falling as well! Dave Hebner starts a 10 count, but it's short-lived, as Boogeyman starts gyrating his way up at 4! Boogeyman sees André down, and gets a very creepy smile - before pulling a handfull of worms out of his pocket! The fans pop as Boogeyman devours a few - and then drops the rest right onto André's face! Heenan berates Boogeyman for this disgusting display - as does Hebner, who treats it like a dirty move, as he probably should! Hebner orders Boogeyman to take a step back, and helps André get the worms away from his face - and during this distraction, in comes Mike Rotundo! BAM, he nails Boogeyman across the back with his briefcase, right behind the ref's back! André gets up, an irate look on his eye, and pulls Boogeyman up for a massive Chokeslam! André puts his foot on Boogeyman's chest, for the academic three count! André the Giant wins, via pinfall, after a Chokeslam, (and a briefcase shot to Boogeyman's back, from Mike Rotundo) at 5:56 http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j213/Zeel1/grade_cplus.jpg</div></div></blockquote> McMahon: Oh, come on, what was that?! Heenan: What was that? Geez, Vinnie, I knew you were dumb, but blind too? What are you, Helen Keller? Well I'll tell ya - it was André the Giant dominating yet another opponent! He can't be stopped! The Pebble better watch himself! McMahon: Are you kidding me?! Mike Rotundo attacked Boogeyman from behind, did you not see that? Heenan: No, I didn't..although, for a moment, my monitor did go out.. McMahon: Oh, please! This alliance between your "Family", and Money Inc. may very well be the most shady thing I've ever seen! I-..oh hey, look at that! <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="25298" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg267/Chrisox/AndreTheGiant.jpg In-Ring Segment</div> ???: Hey, André..André! André the Giant stops mid-celebration, and looks quizically towards the big screen, as his music fades - and his expression turns sour.. We cut to said big screen, to reveal.. <div style="text-align:center;">http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg267/Chrisox/TheRock.jpg</div> The Rock, who the fans pop for, as soon as he's seen! But he doesn't look to be in the arena, as he sits on a very expensive looking leather couch, in a not-so-humble room. A little guesswork would tell us that he's at his own house. The ASW World Heavyweight Champion also looks a tad more serious than usual.. The Rock: Big win, André, big win! Really, for a moment there, The Rock thought that The Boogeyman was going to take a handful of those worms, wipe all the dirt off of 'em, gut every last one of them, shine 'em up real nice, turn them sumbitches sideways, and stick 'em straight up y- The fans go along with the catchphrase, but Rocky cuts it off abruptly. The Rock: ...No, no, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait..before The Rock starts to electrify, there's one thing he must do - finally..The Rock has come back..to Reading, Pennsylvania! The fans also go along with this, popping huge as The Rock smiles. André however, does not look so impressed. But suddenly, Rocky's smile vanishes. The Rock: ..Of course, that's almost mandatory for The Rock to say - unfortunately, he is not in Reading, Pennsylvania. Instead, he is in the good 'ol Me-am-me - Miami, Florida, and what is the reason for that? Well, the reason for that, is because the man who is, without a shadow of a doubt, and quite literally, the biggest peice of untrimmed monkey crap that The Rock has ever seen, decided that he was going to run on down that ramp - well, actually, saying running is giving him too much credit. He waddled his way down that aisle, came up on The Rock just moments after he laid the smacketh down on the Juiced Jabroni himself, Buff Bagwell, and threw The Rock off the top rope and onto the announce table. And why did you do it, André? You waddle down to the ring, tonight..in front of the millions... The crowd sings along. The Rock: ...and..millions..of The Rock's fans, to tell the world why you did it - to tell The People why you did it! And what you did you say? Rocky suddenly puts on a thick french accent. The Rock: "Because ze pipple zink I'm a pawn to Mr. DiBiassi! Because ze pipple need to know I am challengeenge for ze World Heavyweight Champione-ship! And because even though I stand at seven feet and four inches, and weigh in at 540 pounds of grotesque fatness, everyone still thinks-" At the end of this statement, Rock drops the accent. The Rock: "-that I absolutely suck!" The fans pop again, as André looks livid in the ring, and the fans chant "You Suck!" at André. Rocky pauses to let the chant run it's course, raising an eyebrow while doing so.. The Rock: No, but André, you don't have to explain yourself to The Rock, to the People, to anyone. See, The Rock knows the real reason, why you did what you did at Coast to Coast, oh yes, The Rock knows. The Rock knows that the reason you did it was because you are bitter. That's right, you're bitter, and the reason you are bitter, is because the Lord blessed you. Yes, He did, He blessed you, and bestowed upon you, the staggering height of 7'4. He bestowed upon you, the crushing weight of 540 lbs. But He also cursed you, yes He did! He cursed you, as He bestowed upon you, the genitalia of a fetus! The fans pop yet again, as André's face starts to turn red. McMahon: Oh my, this is getting very personal here! Heenan: How dare he taunt André like that! These air conditioners have been blowing full blast tonight, it's very cold in here! The Rock: ..But, André, The Rock must give you credit, for you just took down that sick fffffffffreak, The Boogeyman! Yes you did, but to be honest, The Rock is surprised you don't like The Boogeyman, given how much alike you two are. You're both near immovable. You both seem impervious to damage. You both think dancing consists of randomly wriggling every limb you have. He likes sucking down his worms, you like sucking on Ted DiBiase's worm - many similarities! André starts flinging the ropes and shouting in anger, as the fans pop yet again. The Rock laughs at his own joke for a moment - but then, again, wipes the smirk off his own face. The Rock: ..but André, The Rock wants you to know, just one thing. Just one thing, if that's not too much to fit into that itty bitty thing you call a brain - no, The Rock knows, it's hard to get the big picture with such a small screen, but try and stay with The Rock here - there is, but one reason that The Brahma Bull is not in that ring right now, like he should be. There is one reason why he isn't in Reading, Pennsylvania, intently listening to the People, for they are chanting his name... The crowd chants "Rocky, Rocky, Rocky", right on cue. Rocky sniffs the air, while letting the chant run it's course. The Rock: ...and that reason, is you, André. You wanted to send a message to The Rock? You wanted to try and show everyone that you could hurt The Rock? You wanted to let The Rock know that you were coming for his World Heavyweight Title? Is that really the reason you saw fit, to keep the People's Champion away from his people? Well, André, that was very unnessecary. If you wanted a title shot, all you had to do was man up, march down to the ring, and tell The Rock, that you wanted to go one..on one..with The Great One! And The Rock's response to the challenge then, would be quite swift, it would be quite simple - it would be "Just..Bring It!" But no, no, no..you couldn't do it the easy way, could you André? You couldn't leave it business..you had to make it personal from the start. And that's exactly what you've done, because a single night away from The Rock's fans, is a single night, too damned many! Well, listen here, André - The Rock isn't staying on the shelf long. As a matter of fact, The Rock just got a call from his doctor, and he has just now cleared The Rock to wrestle. So The Rock'll get his hands on you soon, André, damn soon! And when he does, The Rock won't settle for just beating you, oh no! No, The Rock won't settle for forcing you to hit Rock Bottom, and pinning your ass for the 1-2-3! The Rock won't settle for just hitting the most Electrifying Move In Professional Wrestling, The People's Elbow, and embarrassing you on Prime Time Television! No, The Rock will settle for absolutely nothing less, then handing you your own incredibly disproportionate genitals, on a silver platter! The Rock is going to grab you by your retarded hair cut, throw your sorry carcass all across whatever arena they put us in, slam you down right in front of the people, and let every last one of them spit right onto you! And as soon as they're done, The Rock is going to take you down a road you might not be too familiar with..that's right, the road that goes right along to a building, that is located directly on the corner of Know Your Role boulevard, and Jabroni Drive! And since you may not be familiar with it, The Rock is going to hold your hairy-ass hand, he's gonna lead you into that building - and he's going to check your ass directly into the SmackDown Hotel! The crowd pops throughout the tirade of catchphrases and insults, as André ducks his head down, apparantly to contain his anger. But The Rock is not quite done - he calls for a microphone, even though it isn't really needed for this type of interview..and proceeds to use his index finger to point out every bit of change to his expression, and every bit of movement of his head, eventually facing upwards, pointing the mic down towards his mouth.. The Rock: ...If you smeeeeeeeeell-lalalalalalalalalalalala-low! What The Rock...is..cooking. The Rock caps off his promo with a raise of his eyebrow, as his theme starts to play, and the fans are going crazy. Meanwhile, André has not moved, his head still ducked down, looking almost subdued. Eventually The Rock's theme dies down, and the camera stays on him..as he slowly turns around, to see The Boogeyman pull himself up with the ropes.. <div style="text-align:center;">http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg267/Chrisox/TheBoogeyman.jpg</div> ..and André swiftly grabs him by the throat, and Chokeslams him again, looking to release his anger! The crowd jeers the giant André, as he starts shouting and snarling, going out to ringside! André starts attacking random peices of equipment, at one point easily picking up a set of Steel Steps, and hurling them into the barricade! He ends this dangerous tantrum by grabbing part of the barricade - a part of it in which fans were conviently not seated behind - and actually tearing the peice of wall right off, in a show of horrific strength! André hurls the peice of barricade to about 10 yards away from him, before letting out an angered roar, much to the fans dismay.. <div style="text-align:center;">André is just starting his celebration, when he is interupted by a shot of The Rock from his home. He goes through a rather long promo, listing as many of his catchphrases as was reasonable, and essentially burning the hell out of André. Throughout it, the massive man became more and more enraged. After it was over, André took out his anger on Boogeyman, as well as some innocent inanimate objects. http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j213/Zeel1/grade_bplus.jpg</div></div></blockquote> McMahon: My, oh my, it seems The Rock has definately lit a fire under André the Giant! I don't think I've ever seen him that angry! Heenan: Man, I've learned a lot about our World Heavyweight Champion, tonight! He's a pebble, a glacier - and he's also an absolute fool! Why on earth would you taunt the biggest, most savage man in the entire wrestling industry?! McMahon: Oh, give me a break! André started this when he attacked The Rock and sent him home! André's the one that taunted The Rock first by keeping him away from the crowd he so loves, and acting like he wouldn't come out because he was scared! Heenan: ..W-well yeah, but The Rock..he..shut up, Keller! <div style="text-align:center;">***Commercial Break***</div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="25298" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j213/Zeel1/RonSimmons.jpg VS. http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg267/Chrisox/ShawnMichaels.jpg <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/WEQnzs8wl6E?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Metallica - Fade to Black"></iframe></div></div> vs. <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/I7Ei9rQDhmI?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="WWE Shawn Michaels-Titantron (Full+Current)"></iframe></div></div> We come back to the sounds of Metallica's "Fade To Black" accompanying Ron Simmons down to the ring, who gets a decent reception from the crowd. He isn't exactly riding a huge wave of momentum right now, but the fans clearly respect the very tough veteran as he makes his way down the ramp, and into the ring. "Sexy Boy" hits to a heated response from the crowd, and out comes Shawn Michaels to a considerably higher level of fanfare, pyro and streamers shooting out at just about every turn as the former ASW World Heavyweight Champion dances his way down the ramp, his bodygaurd Mark Henry in tow. He does a particular show on the apron - ever-so-subtly shaking his ass - that the fans do not at all appreciate. He jumps into the ring, and poses in the middle of it, ducking down and flexing for the crowd as yet another burst of pyro shoots out behind him - which an unsuspecting Simmons has to scurry out of the way of. Needless to say, Simmons already dislikes Michaels by the time the entrance is done.. The bell rings, and the two lock up. They start out chain wrestling a bit back-and-forth. Eventually, Michaels gets a Wrist Lock in..but decides to break it abruptly, so he slap Simmons across the face, just for the hell of it. Simmons stares for a moment, before smiling at Michaels - and responding to the slap by shoving Michaels as hard as he can, pushing him all the way across the ring, making him roll a bit! Michaels looks shocked - and instantly frustrated - as the crowd takes much amusement in this. Michaels charges at Simmons - and is met with a thunderous clothesline! Simmons covers, and looks for the semi-upset, but Michaels kicks out. And Simmons, somewhat surprisingly, takes the early lead, beating on HBK for a bit. But he goes to the well a little too quick, trying for the Dominator just a minute in. Michaels responds with a few punches, and wraps his arm around Simmons' neck as he lands on his feet, in Snap Backbreaker position. Michaels holds Simmons like that for a second, taking the time to blow a kiss to the crowd, before nailing the Snap Backbreaker! Michaels goes for the pin, but Simmons is able to kick out. Michaels keeps on the attack for a while, at one point catching Simmons with a Moonsault Press, for a nearfall. Seconds later, Michaels scores with a big Flying Forearm, and then nips up to his feet! Michaels plays to the booing crowd for a bit, before tuning up the band! But apparantly Simmons heard Michaels' stomps, as he is able to catch HBK's leg! Simmons pulls Michaels in and goes for a Spinebuster - but Michaels clearly wants no part of this move, sending a few elbows to Simmons' forehead, struggling to get out of the move! Simmons answers this by ramming Michaels downwards with an Inverted Atomic Drop, which Michaels sells by jumping up into the air, much to the crowd's amusement! Michaels stumbles back towards Simmons - right into a Twisting Spinebuster! Simmons covers Michaels, but HBK just narrowly kicks out! McMahon praises Simmons' skills, trying to get the fact that he hasn't missed a step across. Simmons keeps the momentum for a bit, but that is halted after he pulls Michaels to one corner, and lifts him into the Oklahoma Slam position, getting a running start, trying to slam him to the other corner. Michaels is able to counter this with a timely rake of the eyes. Michaels slips to the mat as Simmons takes a moment to regain his sight - and Michaels takes that oppurtunity to ram Simmons shoulder-first into the Steel Pole! Michaels rolls Simmons up, and while Referee Dave Hebner isn't looking, pulls on Simmons' tights and places his feet on the middle rope, but Simmons is able to kick out! Angered, Michaels again starts tuning up the band - but again Simmons catches the right leg! This time, Michaels tries to capitolize with an Enziguri - but Simmons ducks that, and then pulls Michaels in for a huge German Suplex, for a very narrow nearfall! Not to be detered, Simmons pulls Michaels up for a second Dominator attempt - but this time Michaels counters by wrapping his legs around Simmons head, and hitting a Hurricarana! Simmons gets up to his feet as quick as he can, and turns around - right into the Sweet Chin Music! Michaels nails it, and pins Simmons - for the 3! Shawn Michaels wins, via pinfall, after hitting the Sweet Chin Music, at 8:34 http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j213/Zeel1/grade_cplus.jpg</div></div></blockquote> McMahon: And Michaels with an impressive win tonight, over a very game Ron Simmons! Heenan: And he won fair and sqaure, I might add - just like always! McMahon: Well, "always" is debatable, but indeed he didn't need to cheat to win tonight! Heenan: Ah, come on, Vinnie, when's the last time Michaels has needed to cheat to win? He does everything by the book! The only thing that's unfair about Shawn Michaels is all the girls he gets! McMahon: Don't tell me your jealous, Brain, you - hey, what's this? <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="25298" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg267/Chrisox/ShawnMichaels.jpghttp://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg267/Chrisox/MarkHenry.jpg In-Ring Segment</div> Michaels takes his time to play to the crowd, who don't appreciate the efforts one bit. But suddenly, his music stops, the lights go dark, and a familiar countdown starts on the entrance video! 5..4..3..2..1! The crowd reaction doesn't improve much, as "Break The Walls Down" hits, and a mass of pyro lights up the dark arena - all the fireworks leaving a cloud of smoke blocking the entryway! The smoke slowly clears, to reveal the back of Chris Jericho, in street clothes, doing his infamous Y2J pose! <div style="text-align:center;">http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg267/Chrisox/ChrisJericho.jpg</div> Jericho keeps his back to the camera as he puts a mic to his lips.. Chris Jericho: Welcome to..ALL..JERICHO..WRESTLING! Jericho turns to look towards HBK, who has just been joined by his "associate" Mark Henry, in the ring. Jericho's music dies down, and he takes a moment to absorb all the, er, adulation, that he receives. Jericho: ...And folks, I am sorry, to all of you. Yeah, that's right, I am, truly I am..I am sorry, because once again, that dirty little slut Stephanie McMahon has decided to keep this Sexy Beast off the card! Once again, she's going to deprive all of you poor people, who paid your hard earned money to see Y2J do what he does best! And that's kick ass, take names, and look damned good doing it! And what's even worse? The two matches so far that she has booked, involve four of the most untalented, bland, uninteresting, mediocre and half-assed so-called wrestlers, that has ever walked past this curtain! The fans boo this, as Jericho nods at his own statement. Jericho: I mean, first off - André the Giant? I mean, yeah, okay, he's big, sure..but so's that wanna-be wrestler, Kevin Nash, from that wanna-be company, Big Apple Wrestling - and he tears his hamstring everytime he answers the damned phone! Another round of jeers for this jab at BAW - owned by Vince's dad - who the crowd all have a mass of respect for. Jericho: And then, that disgusting little weirdo, The Boogeyman? The Boogeyman?! He gets booked ahead of me, the most charismatic showmen to have ever graced your living rooms, via a television screen?! Dear God, man, no wonder this shows ratings are in the toilet! Who is booking this crap?! I mean, he thinks he's so scary, he thinks he's so cool! Making smoke rise out of the stage, smoke rise out of the ramp, comes out break dancing for God's sakes, and smacks that little Flava Flav clock of his over his own head! Can anybody please tell me who's actually intimidated by that crap?! And yeah he eats worms..you know who else eats worms? That ugly little criminal, Martha Stewart - and that's not a good thing! But criminal record or not, she doesn't scare me much either - not least of which because she's from the Tri-State, just like all of you, and everyone from this sickening region, is nothing but talk! By the way, Pittsburgh Pirates - better luck next year! Jericho starts making his way down the ramp as he continues his tirade. He smiles and pumps his fist on that last sentance, acting as if he's actually rooting for them - although the fans in Reading most definately take it as an insult. While they jeer that comment, Jericho makes his way up onto the apron, and points at Ron Simmons, who has made his way out of the ring, and to ringside, holding his head. Jericho: And then this clown, this mockery, this poser comes down to the ring! Yeah, the man formerly known as Farooq Asad Rashad Raheem Abdul Jabar Bashir Muhammed Hassan Ali Ahmadinejad, oh yes! Oh yes, but is currently known by the slightly easier to remember, say and spell name of Ron Simmons! Of course, myself, I just call him Self Parody! I mean, really, Ronnie boy - when's the last time you've done a damned thing in this business? When's the last time you've won a belt? When's the last time you've been relevant? Yeah, you had your hay-day. You had your time in the spotlight - for about 15 seconds. And those 15 seconds are long gone - you know, sort of like how you should be long gone, by now! Simmons looks more than a little angry, as the fans boo this statement, again showing respect for the veteran. But he's not exactly in the shape to do much about it right now, and he continues walking back up the ramp, as Jericho smiles, before turning and entering the ring, stepping right up to Michaels. Mark Henry steps up as well, looking to keep Jericho from attacking, but Michaels calls him off for a bit. Jericho: And then we have..you. Shawn Michaels..pfft, what a joke. I mean, you do all that homoerotic dancing, you dress like you're one of the Village People, you talk about yourself like you're some sort of Greek God..but then you come out here, and nearly lose to THAT sack of dissapointment currently disapearing behind the curtain?! What a joke! This whole damned show is a joke! People talk about Shawn Michaels as a No.1 Contender? People talk about André the fatass as a No.1 Contender? For months now, I've been wondering, how is it possible - how is it even plausable, that anyone could overlook the real Sexy Boy?! How could it be, that anyone could actually forget about the Epicenter of Excitement, the Lionheart, the Ayatollah of Rock 'N Rolla, Y2J, Chris Jericho?! And you know what I've come to realize? It's not. Nobody overlooks me, nobody ever forgets me - as a matter of fact, I'm on the minds of every last member of the Board Of Directors, at every single second of the day! No, they aren't forgetting me - they're scared of me! They are taking me off their cards on purpose! It's all..a..conspiracy! They don't want me as their World Heavyweight Champion! They don't me to be the one that leads them all throughout the years, and why..? Why would they do that? Well, there's only one reason I can think of - and it's what the psychologists call a fear of success! They - oh yes, it's true! They don't want to have the pressure that comes with being the undisputed no.1 company in the world! They don't want to have the pressure that comes with going National! It's the only thing I could possibly think of - because rest assured, if - and by if, I mean when - I become the World Heavyweight Champion, that is exactly what will happen! Chris Jericho will be the man that will take ASW to the absolute peak of the wrestling industry, whether those sleazeball McMahons like it or not! And when I do, I promise to each and every one of you people, that as you lift your fat, filthy little hands in the air and scream "Go, Jericho, Go!", that the lowly likes of competition, like André the Fatass, The Boogeyman, Ron Ahmadinejad, Shawn Michaels, and even that roody poo candy ass, Rocky Mavavavalavalavalaivia, will NEVER...EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVER...show their ugly faces here...agayn! Jericho smiles widely, as the crowd boos him out of the building. Meanwhile, HBK stares on dissaprovingly for a bit - before forcibly taking the microphone out of Jericho's hands, much to his dismay! Shawn Michaels: A fear..of success? ..Chris, do you beleive a single bit of the crap that you just spewed? Do you actually have ANY of those opinions that you just expressed? Look, Chris, you wanna know why you aren't being booked on shows more often? You want to know why you aren't thought of as crucial to the cards? It's because they already have someone that's a lot like you..except superior, in every single concievable way! They don't book you more Chris, because they have a guy who does everything that you do - or wish you could do - and it does it ten times better! They do it because they already have a Shawn Michaels on their shows, and they don't need another one, Jack! On that last word, Michaels pokes his finger into Jericho's chest, hard enough to take him back a step - although Jericho responds without missing a beat; Jericho: Who in the hell is this "Jack" dude I keep hearing so much about? Listen, jerky - I ain't no Tunney. I ain't no Baurer. I ain't even a Bruce - I am not a "jack" of any kind. If anything, it's you that's a jack - a complete jackass of all trades! Do you really think it bothers me, Shawn, that you act like I'm ripping you off? Because, you know, I'm not the first person you've called that, Junior! As a matter of fact, you called Rocky Maillivanilli a rip-off of you when he first challenged you as well, and in the last few months, that over-rated little jock has made you his bitch! The crowd oooohs at this statement, although they are mostly silent throughout this, as they aren't in favor of either of these two wrestlers.. Michaels: Oh, yeah, tough talk Chris. But even someone as dim-witted as you - and trust me, them lights of yours haven't shined too bright in quite some time - has to realize this very obvious fact - I, unlike you..am a former World Champion. And you know what else? I, unlike you, am a future World Champion! That's the way things are, and that's the way things shall stay, pal! With this, Michaels gives another forcefull jab to the chest of Jericho with a finger. Jericho takes another step back, and looks to be losing his tempur. Jericho raises his mic to his lips, but before he can say anything in response, he is cut off by a familar phrase - "Can you dig it, sucka?!" The crowd pops as "Rap Sheet" hits, and out comes Booker T, in street clothes - and not a moment too soon, as they were getting restless with no-one out to cheer for! <div style="text-align:center;">http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg267/Chrisox/BookerT.jpg</div> Booker makes his way down the ramp, playing to the crowd all the way down. They all love him - but shots to the ring show only scowls from the three men inside it. Booker calls for a mic and enters the ring. Booker T: Both of you - shut yo' asses up! The crowd pops as both Jericho and Michaels look offended. Booker: Nah, I ain't having this - you two are out here boring the hell out of all these good people! They didn't pay their money to see you two talk! They came here to see people get they ass whipped! And if you two don't get outta here, I might just give 'em what they want! You two want to punk each other out, you take it to the back! And as far as the No.1 Contendership goes..the only man in this here ring, to have beaten a main eventer within the last week, is the Booker Man, ya'll! I'm not sayin' - I'm just sayin'! The crowd clearly agrees with this, but Shawn Michaels scoffs at the idea, and brings the mic up to his lips. Michaels: Well, Booker, no offense, but I didn't understand a damned bit of what you just said. I mean, seriously, Booker, you're real talented and all, but your promos sound like the type of noise you'd expect from a moose, while it falls off a cliff, after rolling around in glass for a few hours. But listen, I know you weren't challenging for the World Heavyweight Championship. I mean, I'm sorry to be the one to break this to you - but you don't become the No.1 Contender to anything, by being hit in the head with a friggin' breifcase, m'kay? So how's about you stop spewing your incoherent ebonics, and hit the bricks! Booker looks on defiantly, as the crowd jeers that sentimate. Jericho, however, nods in agreement and brings his mic up to his lips as well. Jericho: Couldn't have said it better myself, Shane..well, actually, on second thought, yes I can, and yes I will; so excuse me, Tooker B, but I think that Whoopi Goldberg haircut of yours, is braided just a little too tight, if you actually think Rotundo attacking you makes you a deserving champion! 'Course, I'm sure it's not the first time you've been shut down by the IRS. I mean, honestly, from what I've heard you have more problems with them, then you do with Wendy's! So listen up, Junior, if you know what's good for ya! Pack all your belongings into your little napsack, and get to steppin' homie, before Chris Jericho gives you a Y2J beating, that you will NEVER....EEE- Booker: You didn't just say that! Jericho looks absolutely offended as Booker inteupts, and the fans are completely elated. Booker: Tell me you did not just say that! You think you're real cute, don't you? You think it's real clever, making light of my past? Well, you know what, Booker T doesn't play that way! I don't attack people on the mic..so if you want beef.. With this, Booker gives Jericho a sudden chest bump, that shoves Jericho back a few paces.. Booker: ..you got beef! Booker T takes off his shirt, and flings it, as well as the mic, down to the mat, before challenging Jericho to back up his talk! Jericho considers it for a bit, before taking off his shiny ring jacket, and flinging it down as well, not wanting to be one-upped! But the fight is broken up before it can start, as the music of Stephanie McMahon hits, and out comes the Commissioner onto the stage for the second time tonight! <div style="text-align:center;">http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg267/Chrisox/StephanieMcMahon-1.jpg</div> Stephanie McMahon: Wait just one minute, you two! Jericho..I won't even dignify your statements on ASW's "fear of success" with a response, but if you two want a match, then you've got it! Our main event tonight, is going to be Chris Jericho vs. Booker T! And just to add a little more to it, the winner will become the new No.1 Contender to The Rock's ASW World Heavyweight Championship! The crowd pops for this, and Booker and Jericho both look pleased - Shawn Michaels, however, looks incensed at being left out of this match! Mark Henry actually has to hold him back, as Michaels goes over-the-top with this display, as he usually does. Meanwhile, Jericho puts the mic back to his lips. Jericho: You know something, Steph, I like to call you "Geico", because you're so easy, a caveman could do you - but the fact is, you're damned smart when you want to be, and it's good to know that you're finally lifting up this horrible conspiracy that has been placed against this Sexy Beast, that you have the delight of seeing before you! And I want you know, that I shall proudly represent All-Star Wrestling, as it is single-handedly carried to the top of this industry! Rest assured, the dismal ratings, and depressing buyrates will skyrocket, once the World Heavyweight Title is finally around the waist - Suddenly, Jericho is cut off by Booker T swiping the mic! Booker: - of Booker T! Now can you dig that..sucka?! "Rap Sheet" hits, as Jericho looks completely livid at Booker, for stealing his favorite thing in the world - a microphone - from him! Meanwhile, Booker T plays to the crowd, even going as far as doing a Spin-a-roonie, much to their appreciation! <div style="text-align:center;">http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j213/Zeel1/grade_b.jpg In a very long segment, Chris Jericho started us off by interupting Shawn Michaels' post-match celebration. Jericho puts himself over, and runs down the fans, as well as all the wrestlers that have been on the card so far. Jericho and Michaels bicker for a bit, arguing over who is better, and over who should be the No.1 Contender to The Rock's World Heavyweight Title, before being interupted by Booker T. Booker informs that they are boring the fans to death with their arguement, before implying that he is the deserving No.1 Contender. Jericho makes a few rather insensitive statements towards Booker's past, and Booker responds by challenging Jericho to a brawl. But just as fists looked to start flying, out comes Stephanie McMahon, who books Jericho/Booker as the Main Event for the night, with the winner becoming No.1 Contender!</div></div></blockquote> McMahon: Wow, what a match! Booker T vs. Chris Jericho, tonight, that's going to be awesome! I don't particularly like what Jericho just said about my daughter - but I definately like his ability, this is going to be great! Heenan: Well it will be great, Vince - great to see Chris beat Booker pillar to post, but honestly, why book a main event that's such an absolute foregone conclusion?! Booker T doesn't have a chance in hell at beating such a massive megastar like Chris Jericho! He's going to get beaten all the way back to the ghetto! McMahon: Booker doesn't stand a chance, huh? Heenan: Not a one! McMahon: Then I guess you're running buddy, Ted DiBiase wouldn't last 10 seconds with Jericho! Booker T was putting him through the wringer at Coast to Coast! Heenan: ...Shut up, Keller! <div style="text-align:center;">***Commercial Break***</div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="25298" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j213/Zeel1/ChrisHarris.jpghttp://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j213/Zeel1/DLoBrown.jpg VS. http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j213/Zeel1/DaveyBoySmith.jpghttp://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j213/Zeel1/DynamiteKid.jpg <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_CXkqweVVk" rel="external nofollow">D'Lo Brown and Chris Harris</a> vs. <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/cFwX8-HSfaw?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="British Bulldog 1st (WWF Theme)"></iframe></div></div> "Danger At The Door" hits, as out comes D'Lo Brown and Chris Harris, a team that is impressive, if unproven in ASW, to a pretty nice reaction, although most of it's for D'Lo. "Rule Britannia" hits, to a much larger reception, as out come the ever-popular British Bulldogs - Davey Boy Smith and The Dynamite Kid! They're wearing their cape-like versions of the British Flag on their backs as they jog out to the ring, playing to the crowd. They show a little of their team prowess, jumping over the top rope simultaneously. The bell rings, and well, if this was a title defense it would likely be called routine. D'Lo Brown decided to let Harris start out the match, and Brown ends up never getting into the contest because of that, as the British Bulldogs have little trouble with Harris. He doesn't get completely dominated, at one point mounting a comeback with a Kneeling Jaw Breaker on the Dynamite Kid - but the resulting Catatonic attempt was blocked by the skillful Briton. This swiftly frustrated Harris, who dashed his way right into a Tombstone Piledriver from Dynamite Kid, that sealed an easy win for the tag champs! Vince does his best play this off as Harris simply needing to stay focused. The British Bulldogs win, after The Dynamite Kid hit Chris Harris with a Tombstone Piledriver, at 3:46 http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j213/Zeel1/grade_d.jpg</div></div></blockquote> Heenan: Hmph, I hate those "bulldogs"..parading around those flags for everyone to see, all smug, makes me sick to my stomach! McMahon: They're proud of where they come from, nothing wrong with a little patriotism, Bobby. Heenan: Yeah well, they should be patriotic in their own country! I hate those flags, all red, white and-...wait a minute.. McMahon: ..don't hurt yourself, Brain. I still don't quite get that, though, I mean you love it when The Iron Sheik acts patriotically. Heenan: That's differant - he's not such a wuss about it! These two are so soft, so careful to make sure people don't resent them for their views! Bleh! McMahon: I see..well, in any case, I-, now what? <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="25298" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j213/Zeel1/DaveyBoySmith.jpghttp://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j213/Zeel1/DynamiteKid.jpghttp://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg267/Chrisox/BillyGunn.jpghttp://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg267/Chrisox/BrianJames.jpghttp://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg267/Chrisox/StacyKeibler.jpg In-Ring Segment</div> "Oh, you didn't know? Your ass better call somebody!" The fans continue their pop as out come The New Age Outlaws to the stage, now with their new valet, Stacy Keilbler. And as usual, Road Dogg has a mic.. Jesse James: Reading, Pennsylvania..welcome, to the Dogg House, where we always do it Doggy Style! James sends a suggestive look to Keibler with this, doing a quick triple-raise of his eyebrows. James: And now, without further ado..lllllladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, the ASW proudly presents to you, it's soon to be Tag Team Champions of the Wooooooorld - "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn - The New..Age..Outlaws! James hands the mic to Billy Gunn. Billy Gunn: ..and if you're not down with that, we've got two words for you.. The crowd shouts "Suck It!", and the NAO point towards the British Bulldogs and make title gestures around their waists, making it quite clear what they are after! Road Dogg's theme hits agian, and the trio dissapear behind the curtain, having made their point. A cut to The British Bulldogs shows that they seem ready and willing to accept the challenge.. <div style="text-align:center;">The New Age Outlaws come out post match, and do their typical entrance promo, before simply signaling that they want gold. Short and to the point. http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j213/Zeel1/grade_dminus.jpg</div></div></blockquote> McMahon: Well, well, for once they didn't say much, but the message is clear - The New Age Outlaws are gunning for the British Bulldogs' Tag Team Championships! Heenan: Well I'm looking forward to that - just see those snobs lose the belts! And speaking of snobs with titles, we've got Bobby Lashely in action, up next! McMahon: A snob..? Bobby Lashely?! Heenan: Oh yeah, he's a complete elitist! He acts all humble and disciplined, but he doesn't give anybody who isn't the time of day! Trust me on this one, Keller - he's a complete snob! McMahon: Will you stop with that Keller business?! I can get you fired just like that, you know! Heenan: Vinnie, did you forget what I told you about how this company and it's Brain? Lord, now you've got amnesia as well? What the hell happened to you, Helen?! <div style="text-align:center;">***Commercial Break***</div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="25298" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j213/Zeel1/JohnMorrison.jpg VS. http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg267/Chrisox/BobbyLashley.jpg <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcRGzjE_xcA" rel="external nofollow">John Morrison</a> vs. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gc1VUypeck&feature=related" rel="external nofollow">Bobby Lashley</a> "Strange Days" by The Doors hits, and out comes John Morrison to some decent heat. He does his typical slow-motion pose on the stage, the "wind" blowing through his hair. He saunders his way down the rampway, smiling ever-so-arrogantly, showing nothing but the peak of confidence as he jumps into the ring, and poses for the fans, absorbing the non-existant adulation. However, that confidence seems to dim as soon as Mercy Fall's "Hell Will Be Calling" hits, and the fans explode as out comes the white hot Intercontinental Champion, Bobby Lashley, his title proudly wrapped around his waist, coming off of his victory over the Iron Shiek at Coast to Coast. He does his signature pose on the stage, to a double blast of pyro, before marching down the ramp. He jumps up onto the apron, and wrenches back on the ropes, showing quite a bit of intensity..but when he bends down to enter the ring, he is met with a harsh running kick to the side of the head from Morrison, before the bell even rings! Morrison sends stomps and forearms to Lashley, as the fans jeer the cheap shot, and Dave Hebner tries his damnest to get Morrison away from Lashley so the match can start! Meanwhile, all Heenan can talk about, is what a jerk Bobby Lashley is for trying to wrestle with his belt on, earning a moment of stunned silence from Vince McMahon. Hebner is meanwhile able to call the aggressive Morrison off, and to a corner, as he checks on Bobby Lashley, and is atleast able to get the IC Title around his waist. Hebner slips outside so he can put the belt on the announce table - and meanwhile, in the ring, Morrison goes over to deliver a little more punishment, only to get absolutely floored with a massive lariat from Lashley, just about turning Morrison inside out! Morrison flips completely over on impact, and Lashley covers - but the referee is out of the ring! Lashley keeps Morrison covered for a few seconds, as Hebner turns back to the action - and rings for the bell as soon as he sees Morrison in the pinning predicament, before dashing in for the count - 1,2, no, Morrison kicks out! Heenan goes on to berate Lashley for the blatant cheap shot before the bell run, and commends Morrison for kicking out after just 2 seconds, after taking such a thunderous clothesline. More stunned silence from Vinnie Mac. This eventful intro eventually dissapates into a more normal match, as Lashley takes control for the first couple minutes. During which, he is able to put a stop to multiple comeback attempts from Morrison. At one point, Morrison was able to catch him with a Mule Kick from the ground, and then nipped up to his feet, to go for a Springboard Crossbody - but Lashley shows some incredible athleticism of his own, jumping quite a few feet in the air, to hit Morrison with a Front Slam (think Mark Henry's slam) right out of the air! Lashley goes for the pin, but to his credit, Morrison is able to kick out! Moments later, Morrison is able to get on the offensive, when he counters an Oklahoma Slam attempt with a few knees to the face, landing in front of Lashley - and Morrison capitolizes on this by, surprisingly enough, hitting an Asai DDT! And yes, Heenan was very proud of knowing the name of that move. Morrison covers, but Lashley just narrowly kicks out! Morrison is able to take control for a couple minutes, mostly keeping Lashley grounded by locking him Key Locks on the mat, and using sharp kicks to keep him on the mat. But at one point, Morrison attempts to end it with a Flying Chuck - which Lashley is able to duck out of the way of! Morrison lands in front of Lashley, but is immediately sent right back into the air with a massive German Suplex! Lashley beats his chest, as he makes his way to the corner! Lashley stalks for a bit, before charging towards Morrison, most likely going for a Spear - but Morrison is quick enough to get back to his feet, and nail Lashley with a Running Leg Lariat! Morrison follows this up with a second Flying Chuck attempt, and nails it! But Lashley is still able to kick out! Morrison is clearly frustrated by this, and starts laying into Lashley with some of the same fire that he used before the beggining of the match - but a Moonlight Drive attempt is countered by Lashley, who shoves him right into the corner - and Morrison around, right into a Spear! (Heenan: Lashley chucks the spear! McMahon: ...What did you just say?!?! Heenan: I said he hit the spear..what?) Lashley wastes little time in pulling Morrison right back up - and absolutely plants him with the Dominator! Lashley covers, and this match is done! Another impressive win for the Intercontinental Champion! Bobby Lashley wins, via pinfall, after hitting the Dominator, at 8:01 http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j213/Zeel1/grade_c.jpg</div></div></blockquote> Heenan: And Lashley with the win.. McMahon: Bobby, I gotta tell you, with what you just said, I don't think I feel comfortable around you anymore. Heenan: What, that Lashley won? McMahon: No, you know what you said.. Heenan: It was a freudian slip, nothing more, nothing less! Y-..haha, look at this! Yeah, can it, Keller - here comes a real champion! <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="25298" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg267/Chrisox/BobbyLashley.jpghttp://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg267/Chrisox/BuddyRogers.jpg In-Ring Segment</div> Lashley is given little time to celebrate, (Seemingly a recurring theme tonight) as he is swiftly interupted by Queen's "We Are The Champions", a classic theme for a classic wrestler, according to Heenan, as out comes "The Original Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers. He has his typical confident grin on his face, and shakes his head as he brings a mic up to his lips. Buddy Rogers: Tsk, tsk, tsk..so you ignore my challenge at Coast to Coast, and instead face that rambling nutjob, The Iron Sheik. And then proceed to spend the last few days ducking any at all media coverage, or ASW interviews, so you don't even have to face them questioning you about my challenge. And now you come out here without showing even a single sign of answering me? You were really going to ignore me the entire week, weren't you Bobby? Tsk, tsk, tsk..I mean, hey. I guess I can say this for you - you aren't like most muscleheads. You actually have a brain - as you're clearly smart enough to know when you're outclassed. And hey, I don't look down on you because of that, I mean really, who isn't outclassed by the only TRUE Nature Boy, Buddy Rogers? But I mean, honestly, Robert..that doesn't make up for the fact that you've got a white streak running up your back, and a yellow spot running all across your stomach - you're absolutely scared out of your mind at the prospect of facing me Lashley! Admit it - all that brawn, and you're still terrified at what I could do to you! Lashley almost laughs at this, but gets serious when he calls for a mic. He brings it to his lips, although he's clearly weary from his match with Morrison. Bobby Lashley: Y-..You think that, you think that's true, Buddy? ..Well, if..if you want a fight..if you want, you want a shot at my title..come down here and get it! Lashley, always a man of few words, throws the mic down, and starts gesturing for Rogers to enter the ring. McMahon: What?! He'd defend his Intercontinental Title, after already wrestling a match?! Heenan: My God..what an ego on this guy! He's got too much pride to deny a challenge, even in this situation! McMahon: Are you kidding me?! The fans cheer the idea of this match, but Rogers just rolls his eyes, and continues to shake his head, before bringing the mic back to his lips. Rogers: Lashley, Lashley, Lashley..you dissapoint me, you really do. I mean, how big of a coward can you be? McMahon: What?! Rogers: Yeah, I mean, as if the Championship Advantage wasn't enough! As if the fact that you could get yourself disqaulified, and retain your title wasn't enough! As if the fact that you could get yourself counted out, and walk out with the gold wasn't enough! Now you want me to walk into a match I never saw coming? I mean, how many advantages do you need?! No, no, the match is happening on my terms, Robert! You've got enough advantages - our title match is happening when I want it, where I want it, and how I want it! And there's nothing that you or anybody else can do, to keep me away from that Intercontinental Title! And if you don't like it..then suck it up, coward! Rogers flings the mic to the side, and takes his leave, as "We Are The Champions" hits over the PA again. 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Bobby, even you know the kind of man Buddy Rogers is! And who is he to talk about Lashley being a coward, after making that challenge? If you ask me, Rogers looked very cowardly there, ducking his own challenge, and to someone so wear as Lashley was? And what does he mean, by his own terms? Heenan: Never doubt that the REAL Nature Boy has something up his sleeve McMahon! But in any case, folks, up next we have a Main Event, that may very well be over in the first few minutes, because a man who is an absolute World Elite, in every sense of the word, a man who knows every style of wrestling, a man who was literally won titles all around the world, Chris Jericho, will take on common street trash, a man who could never lace the boots of the Larger Then Life Living Legend, a man who would've debuted in wrestling about six years earlier if he hadn't been part of an inside job robbery - Booker T. McMahon: Will you stop?! Booker T is a World Class competitor, Brain, and if you honestly think Jericho's just going to roll right through him, I personally think you've got another thing coming! Heenan: Who cares what Helen Keller thinks? McMahon: Will you stop?! Heenan: Well, I haven't stopped any of the other ten thousand times you've asked me that, have I? There goes that amnesia, again! McMahon sighs, and shakes his head.. McMahon: Let's just go to our last commercial break.. <div style="text-align:center;">***Commercial Break***</div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="25298" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg267/Chrisox/BookerT.jpg VS. http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg267/Chrisox/ChrisJericho.jpg <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/4HPT9LW8tNI?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Booker T Entrance Video (March 2004 - March 2005)"></iframe></div></div> vs. <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/TH1Q2deVkmE?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Chris Jericho Titantron 2004-2005"></iframe></div></div> "Rap Sheet" hits again, to a massive ovation, as out comes Booker T, who is likely the second most popular wrestler on the roster. He plays to the crowd, glad handing for a bit, before doing his usual jumping-to-a-mass-of-pyro-behind-him shtick on the stage. He stares at the camera with a stunned expression, before breaking his pose and marching to the ring. He slides in, and plays to the crowd for a bit - before doing the Spinaroonie, right in the middle of the ring, to a mass of applause! (And yes, Heenan hates that the crowd just popped for that.) But the crowd does a complete 180° when "Rap Sheet" fades into the countdown. 5..4..3..2..1! A sudden mass of pyro once again goes all the way across the stage, and "Break Down The Walls" hits, as smoke covers the entire entryway. And when it finally clears, the back of Chris Jericho, in his infamous Y2J pose, is seen! Granted, he's already done the exact same entrance, but he's more than happy to spend another hundred thousand or so of ASW's money to do it. Jericho turns and strides down the ramp, even the way he walks showing a mass amount of confidence. He steps up to the apron, and does a little spin on it, facing the crowd as he backs into the ropes. He then enters the ring, and steps right up to Booker T, wasting little time in starting the trash talk! The bell rings, and the trash talk continues, until Jericho abruptly ends it with a slap across the face! The crowd jeers this as Jericho smirks on - but the crowd pops huge when Booker responds with a Haymaker, right to the jaw of Jericho! And Booker is unsurprisingly right on top of Jericho, raining down lefts and rights! Booker sends down a few stomps, before pulling Jericho up to his feet. Booker doubles Jericho over with a kick to the stomach, and then looks to follow that up with a Scissors Kick - but Jericho is nowhere near beaten enough for that, and is able to slip behind Booker for a One Handed Bulldog! Jericho then tries for a huge move right off the bat as well, looking to follow up with the Lionsault - but Booker is able to get the knees up! This stuns Jericho and forces him to take a few steps back, which gives Booker the breathing room he needs to stand - and Booker again attempts to finish things early with a Bookend attempt, but Jericho is able to counter in a huge way by tripping Booker up, and putting him into the Walls Of Jericho! But Booker isn't in the hold long, as he swiftly scrambles for the ropes, and Jericho has to break it! All this within the first 30 seconds of the match! The two fight back and forth like this for the first minute or so, battling to get the early momentum - but eventually, Booker is the one who gets it, countering a German Suplex by landing on his feet - and then nailing Jericho a Harlem Side Kick, as soon as he turns around! Booker covers, but Jericho is able to kick out, just after the two! Booker continues beating on Jericho for a bit, at one point nailing a Side Slam, and a Spinebuster, both for nearfalls each. But he gets a little overzealous, when a Missle Dropkick attempt misses! An oppurtunistic Jericho goes for a cover on impact, but only gets a two out of it. Jericho takes control for a while after this, keeping Booker at bay with a ton of stiff kicks, which cause Heenan to point his mastering of Puroresu. Eventually a Running Enziguri knocks Booker all the way to the apron. Jericho plays to the crowd for a bit, waiting for Booker to stand on the apron. As soon as he does, he goes for his signature Springboard Dropkick - but Booker ducks it, and Jericho lands with a roll on the mat. Jericho scrambles up, and dashes towards Booker - only to be met with a running clothesline, hit from the apron! Booker continues running to the corner, and goes up top - this time nailing the Missle Dropkick, for a very narrow two count! Booker again takes control for a bit, and this flurry includes his typical "feelin' it" theatrics, after a number of Knife Edge Chops to the corner to Jericho. But when he tries to follow up on this with his signature Wrist Hook Heel Kick, Jericho is able to duck it - and then nail Booker with the Rolling Wheel Kick! Jericho then springs right up, and goes to the ropes to hit a beautiful Lionsault - and he's quite proud of that accomplishment. So much so that he stands to take in the anti-adulation, before pinning Booker with one foot on his chest, posing for the camera - but Booker is able to kick out! Enraged, Jericho goes down and hooks the leg this time - but again, Booker kicks out! A frustrated Jericho sends a number of rights and lefts to the face of Booker, before going up top! Jericho poses for the fans, before going for a Moonsault - but Booker stops him, and then sends him crashing down to the mat with a huge Powerbomb! Both of the two are winded after that, and take their time getting up, before slowly sending punches back and forth, causing the crowd to chant "Boo!/Yah!" along with the shows. Amusingly enough, Heenan does the same - although the ones he gives the particular cries too are traded. Vince is just facepalming at this point, and eventually Booker gets the advantage, sending lefts and rights to Jericho, backing him into the ropes! Booker Irish Whips Jericho, and ducks down for a Back Body Drop - but Jericho is able to counter this with a kick! Jericho then nails a sudden Rana, for a very close 2 count, Booker just narrowly avoiding being flash pinned! The two scramble to their feet - and Booker nails Jericho with the Bookend! The fans pop, but Booker is just a bit too winded to capitolize right away. However, after a few seconds on the mat, Booker gets up to his feet with a second Spinaroonie, and the fans go wild for this..but Booker doesn't notice a sudden uninvited guest climb up to the top rope, in Jeff Hardy - who suddenly comes crashing down onto Jericho with the Swanton Bomb! This gets a huge mixed reaction as Referee Earl Hebner calls for the bell! Booker confronts Jeff, asking him what the hell he's doing - and he gets met with a Twist Of Fate, to a loud jeering! Hardy then makes his way to ringside to retrieve a Steel Chair - and he goes up top for a Chair Assisted Flying Legdrop, right onto the back of Booker T! Hardy takes up the chair, in time to see Jericho start to stir - and Hardy quickly meets him by Skateboarding the chair, right into his face, to a pop! Hardy then lifts the chair up, as "No More Words" by Endeverafter hits, and the fans give a loud, 50/50 split reaction to Jeff, loving what he's done to Jericho, but hating what he's done to Booker, as well as for ruining the match! The match is called as a no-contest, via interferance from Jeff Hardy, at 10:56 http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j213/Zeel1/grade_b.jpg</div></div></blockquote> McMahon: What in the hell was that display?! Heenan: I'm not sure, Vince, but best I can tell, that young man may not want to be ignored as a choice for No.1 Contender! McMahon: Well if that's the message he wanted to send, he definately got that across! Who's the No.1 Contender now?! Heenan: Even The Brain couldn't tell you that, Keller! McMahon: I said stop it! Folks, we'll try and get more information as to what the title picture now is whenever we can, but for now, we're signing off of this weeks Superstars! I'm Vince McMahon - Heenan: - I'm Bobby "The Brain" Heenan - McMahon: - and we will see you at the next Coast to Coast! <div style="text-align:center;">http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j213/Zeel1/grade_c.jpg Neilson: 1.00</div>

Zeel1 · December 6, 2009

Notes:

- Hot damn, Sunday, right on the dot. About time I made one of my diary deadlines..

- That show was a tad more promo heavy then I was aiming for, but I guess it's harder to resist doing them when you've got all those catchphrases to list off..

- It was also a bit more racist then I intended. Seems like there was a little of it in each segment, almost..but then, I guess wrestling's always kinda been that way..

- I found match writing a lot easier for Real World guys then for C-Verse guys..not having to come up with movesets speeds it up, I suppose.

BoomKing · December 7, 2009

Well, Zeel, you just set the bar. That was a great show top to bottom. I really think you give ASW a cool identity with that show.

I liked the fact that the show was promo heavy and didn't think it was all that racist really! Maybe Shawn could have toned it down a bit, considering he was stood right next to the worlds strongest man the whole time though.. lol

I'm so exicted about this diary after only two shows. Can't wait to see what the next show throws up!

Zeel1 · December 7, 2009

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="BoomKing" data-cite="BoomKing" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="25298" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Well, Zeel, you just set the bar. That was a great show top to bottom. I really think you give ASW a cool identity with that show. I liked the fact that the show was promo heavy and didn't think it was all that racist really! Maybe Shawn could have toned it down a bit, considering he was stood right next to the worlds strongest man the whole time though.. lol I'm so exicted about this diary after only two shows. Can't wait to see what the next show throws up!</div></blockquote> Hey, that's what I, as a diary writer, do. Swoop in out of nowhere and make everyone else look lazy and dickless. But seriously..it's funny you mentioned ASW's identity, I'm starting to get curious as to what the modmaker had in mind when making the company. I mean, McMahon and Heenan at the booth definately gives the commentary a "Golden Age" feel, but with it's upper tier now consistining mainly of guys like Jericho, Rock, Booker, HBK, Jeff Hardy, Ken Shamrock and the like, all give the roster kind of an Attitude feel. (And then there's the fact that the NAO are relevant, dead giveaway there..) The product label only defines it as "McMahon Entertainment", which really isn't that indicative as to what era it leans on..perhaps it's supposed to be a mix of all four WWF/E eras? (Golden, New, Attitude and Current) I guess that's pretty much what I went with..I mean, it's hard to do a Rocky promo without putting a little Attitude in it, know what I mean? <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> By the way, you feeling that Gieco line? ..I was honestly kind of proud of it. <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> I mean, I don't do much smack talking myself, but I just came up with that, and thought "Oh, burned!" <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

BoomKing · December 7, 2009

I think the fact that there is no real starting identity for this promotion actually helps us doing this diary. I mean, we have the ability to put our own spin on things and stamp our own identity all over it without people thinking we are making it too unrealistic or not like the WWE/F.

The geico line was great, although being a limey, I had to look it up!

foolinc · December 7, 2009

I think the fact that there is no real starting identity for this promotion actually helps us doing this diary. I mean, we have the ability to put our own spin on things and stamp our own identity all over it without people thinking we are making it too unrealistic or not like the WWE/F.

The geico line was great, although being a limey, I had to look it up!

Loved the geico line (not to mention the rest of the show) and totally agree that using the War Of Immortals mod was a solid idea for the reasons you just stated. Of course it was my idea to do it this way (for those exact reasons) so that's not a surprise.

foolinc · December 15, 2009

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ASW Coast to Coast

Wednesday, Week 2, October 2008

14,944 people at Great Lakes (Big); Live on PPV

Dark Match Time

Ivan Putski defeated Ernest Miller in 8:30 by submission with a Full Nelson. - D
Notes: Ernest Miller was really off his game tonight. The match was too long given who was involved. The announcing quality lifted the match. The colour commentary gave the match a boost. Ivan Putski is improving in Rumble skills.

Steven Regal defeated Chris Harris in 7:45 by submission with a Regal Stretch. - D
Notes: The match was too long given who was involved. The announcing quality lifted the match. The colour commentary gave the match a boost. Steven Regal is improving in Performance skills. Chris Harris is improving in Performance skills.

Announcers

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Vince McMahon • Bobby Heenan

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In-Ring Confrontation

Kicking off this week's Coast to Coast is Andre The Giant and his associate Ted DiBiase.

Ted DiBiase: Last week a travesty was almost committed as two men competed for the right to challenge The Rock for the World Heavyweight Champion. Thankfully, that situation was averted. However the point stands. Andre is a man who should not have to repeat himself. There is only one man that deserves to face The Rock. That man is not that girly rock and roller, Chris Jericho, it is not the "Playgirl Kid" Shawn Michaels, and it is definitely not that street thug Booker T. That man is Andre The Giant. And if The People's Pebble was a real man he'd come right here right now and accept our challenge. So come on down Rock if you have the guts. Nyahahahaha!

"If You Smell What The Rock Is Cooking."

The Rock comes out from the back to a hero's weclome. Ted DiBaise looks like he's about to speak, but The Rock stops him by extending his palm.

The Rock: Finally......The Rock, HAS COME BACK.....to--

"I'm All Grown Up"

An incensed Rock looks back as General Manager Stephanie McMahon appears on the Titantron.

Stephanie McMahon: Rock, I'm glad you could make it out the ring so I only have to announce this once. Since you two seem to have some problems to work out, I am going to give you exactly what you want, a match. Tonight. As tag team partners against two men that are also having problems, Chris Jericho and Shawn Michaels. Good luck guys.

Rating: B-
Notes: Stephanie McMahon was very underwhelming. Andre The Giant came across well. The Andre vs Rock storyline has continued with this segment. Andre The Giant is developing better performance skills. Stephanie McMahon is learning to show more charisma. Stephanie McMahon is developing better performance skills.

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Davey Boy Smith vs. 'Road Dogg' Jesse James

Davey Boy Smith defeated 'Road Dogg' Jesse James in 13:38 by pinfall with a Powerslam.
Rating: C-
Notes: Stacy Keibler did some good work at ringside. 'Road Dogg' Jesse James and Stacy Keibler are a good pairing, they play off each other well. The colour commentary gave the match a boost. The Bulldogs vs New Age Outlawz storyline has continued with this match. 'Road Dogg' Jesse James is improving in Rumble skills. 'Road Dogg' Jesse James is improving in Technical skills. 'Road Dogg' Jesse James is improving in Performance skills.

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Recap Video

A recap video of ASW Superstars is shown with the main focus being the main event match between Booker T and Chris Jericho. In that match Jeff Hardy inserted himself, causing it to be thrown out as a no contest.

Vince McMahon: We have just gotten word that the All Star Wrestling's board of directors has suspended Mr. Hardy after his actions in the main event contest between Booker T and Chris Jericho.

Bobby Heenan: I'm sure Jeff is having a real high time at his home in North Carolina right now.

Vince McMahon: Watch it Bobby.

Rating: B-

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Booker T vs. Mike Rotundo

Booker T defeated Mike Rotundo in 9:48 by pinfall with a Harlem Hangover.
Rating:C
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Post Match Promo

Booker T: Jeff Hardy, I know you aren't here tonight so I am going to keep this real short. I want to know what why you interfered in my match last week and I'm givin' your punk ass till next week to tell me. And if you don't come with a good reason, then I am gonna give ya' a reason. Can you did that? Sucka.

Rating: B-

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Ken Shamrock vs. Ron Simmons

Ken Shamrock defeated Ron Simmons in 12:55 by pinfall.
Rating: B-
Notes: This match lifted the crowd.

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Open Challenge

Ken Kennedy: You know something, I almost couldn't bring myself to come out here tonight. Because I am sick to my stomach. The first and most obvious reason being that Trish Stratus isn't here for me to "talk" to tonight. And the second because I am forced to be in the state of Michigan. Look at it from my perspective. It's no secret that I really don't get along with the East Coast audience, but I really, really, really don't like you people. And you want to know why? It's because you people have no respect for talent. A problem that all the guys in behind that curtain seems to have as well. They don't respect me enough to give me a match, much less a title shot. So here I am, in front of the world, calling anyone in the back with a set of balls to come out here and face me right here, right now. I dare you--

"Cause Hell Will Be Callin' Your Name!"

Vince McMahon: It's the Intercontinental Champion, Bobby Lashley! Ken Kennedy is going to have a big challenge tonight.

Bobby Heenen: I don't know. Kennedy didn't specify what kind of match it was. It could be a swimming contest for all we know.

Rating: C-
Notes: Bobby Lashley is developing better performance skills.

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Bobby Lashley vs. Ken Kennedy

Ken Kennedy defeated Bobby Lashley in 18:11 by pinfall with a Kenton Bomb following interference from Buddy Rogers.
Rating: C+
Notes: The match was too long given who was involved. The color commentary gave the match a boost. The Lashley vs Rogers storyline has continued with this match. Bobby Lashley is improving in Performance skills. Bobby Lashley is unhappy about losing.

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Pre-Match Promo

The Rock: Since I was rudely interrupted before, Finally......The Rock, HAS COME BACK.....to Detroit!!

Rocky! Rocky! Rocky!

Now apparently it seems our slut of general manager has decided it was a good idea to put The Rock in a match with not one, not two, but three men that want The Rock's World title. And you know what? The Rock couldn't care less! Stephanie can send Shawn Michaels, Chris Jericho, Ted DiBiase, Andre The Giant, the New York Giants, It Doesn't Matter! Because at the end of the day The Rock will remain the People's World Heavyweight Champion. If you SMELLLL.....what The Rock.....is.....cooking.

Rating: B+
Notes: The Andre vs Rock storyline has continued with this segment. This segment lifted the crowd.

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Andre The Giant & The Rock vs. Chris Jericho & Shawn Michaels

The Rock and Andre The Giant defeated Shawn Michaels and Chris Jericho in 19:28 when Andre The Giant defeated Shawn Michaels by submission with a Bearhug. During the match we also had Chris Jericho turn on HBK.
Rating: B-
Notes: The announcing quality wasn't up to the same standard as the match. The Andre vs Rock storyline has continued with this match. The Rock is improving in Rumble skills. Andre The Giant is improving in Rumble skills. Andre The Giant is improving in Technical skills. Shawn Michaels is improving in Performance skills. Chris Jericho is improving in Performance skills.

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Post Match Announcement

As the match ends the fans are graced with the presence of our general manager, Stephanie McMahon.

Stephanie McMahon: After the events of tonight it seems only fair to declare Andre The Giant the number one contender to the World Heavyweight Championship. Oh and Rocky, I might want to watch my back if I were you.

Taking Steph's advice, The Rock turns around only to have his throat grabbed by the catcher's mitt sized hand of Andre. The Giant lifts The Rock up so the two are face to face before throwing him down to the mat. The pay-per-view ends with Andre The Giant and Ted DiBiase standing over the fallen champion as the crowd throws whatever they were drinking at ASW's most hated duo.

Rating: A
Notes: The Andre vs Rock storyline has continued with this segment. This segment lifted the crowd.

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Overall: B-

foolinc · December 15, 2009

Show Notes:

- Missed my self imposed deadline of Monday thanks to some real life shanaigans. Oh well I guess Tuesday afternoon isn't too bad.

- Kind of dissapointed at my Rock promo. Had a couple of insults I wanted to get in their but couldn't think of a way to get them in and still make it make sense. Maybe next time.

- I am in the opinion that it is harder to write for RL people since there is little expectation on how someone should sound in the C-Verse.

- Continued Bobby's a racist against Lashley with the swimming bit. Thought it was funny without being too offensive. Hope everyone feels the same.

Zeel1 · December 15, 2009

- Continued Bobby's a racist against Lashley with the swimming bit. Thought it was funny without being too offensive. Hope everyone feels the same.

I can't imagine people would be offended by that. I mean no-one seemed to mind Heenan saying that Lashley chucked the spear, after all..

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