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Black Hat Bailey vs ??? - I'm sure its not as simple as being Madman Boone .. Unless you want us to think that ... Or you want us to think you think that so ...

 

Frank and Wright vs Rayne Man and Monteiro – NYCW Tag Team Titles

 

Donnie J vs New York Doll

 

Sammy the Shark vs Roger Cage – Special Stipulation TBA

 

Jim Force vs Edward Cornell

 

Bonus 2 points for the Mystery Wrestler

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Black Hat Bailey vs ??? madman boone

 

Frank and Wright vs Rayne Man and Monteiro – NYCW Tag Team Titles

 

Donnie J vs New York Doll

 

Sammy the Shark vs Roger Cage – Special Stipulation TBA

 

Jim Force vs Edward Cornell

 

Bonus 2 points for the Mystery Wrestler

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Black Hat Bailey vs ???

I have a hard time going with Bailey, but I think the numbers are still in favor of the GHG and this will stretch the fued further.

Frank and Wright vs Rayne Man and Monteiro – NYCW Tag Team Titles

GHG stays strong.

Donnie J vs New York Doll

I'd like to see Donnie put in his place, but I don't suspect it will be non-title against Doll.

Sammy the Shark vs Roger Cage – Special Stipulation TBA

Cage finally signed with a national promotion. Special stip is loser leaves.

Jim Force vs Edward Cornell

GHG tries to interfere, but Whistler and his mystery man make the save. Schmozz finish.

Bonus 2 points for the Mystery Wrestler Madman Boone I feel like that image is to lead us in the wrong direction, but I'd feel ridiculous guessing wrong if it does turn out to be Boone.

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Black Hat Bailey vs ???

 

Frank and Wright vs Rayne Man and Monteiro – NYCW Tag Team Titles

 

Donnie J vs New York Doll

 

Sammy the Shark vs Roger Cage – Special Stipulation TBA

 

Jim Force vs Edward Cornell

 

Bonus 2 points for the Mystery Wrestler: Going to go with the consensus on Madman Boone

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Black Hat Bailey vs ???

 

Frank and Wright vs Rayne Man and Monteiro – NYCW Tag Team Titles - They just won the titles.

 

Donnie J vs New York Doll - Doll isn't beating Donnie J unfortunately.

 

Sammy the Shark vs Roger Cage – Special Stipulation TBA - I'm thinking Cage is finally gone.

 

Jim Force vs Edward Cornell - Fear the FORCE!!!11!!

 

Bonus 2 points for the Mystery Wrestler: Sure, Madman Boone. Why not?

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NYCW – Ides of March – Week 2 March 2011

 

 

Pre-Show

 

 

Old School Principals vs Southern Comfort vs Thomas Morgan and Roderick Remus

Our Golden ticket even this month is a three way tag and it didn’t take long for the impromptu pairing of Morgan and Remus to exit as Morgan was pinned outside courtesy of a Piledriver by The Masked Mauler. That left the veterans and the former tag champs to go at it and it was clear that Triple D was intent on getting another shot at Frank and Wright as he was a one man wrecking crew, finally closing the show with a Dazzle Driver on Mauler as Kentucky Bill stopped Rick Sanders from making the save.

In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Southern Comfort defeated Old School Principals and Thomas Morgan and Roderick Remus in 10:35; the order of elimination was Thomas Morgan and Roderick Remus first, and finally Old School Principals.

Rating: D-

 

 

Out regular meet and greet follow next with Honest Frank, Roger Cage, Black Hat Bailey, Rayne Man, Roger Monteiro, KC Glenn, Persephone and Jared Johnson glad handing and taking questions from the 100 preshow guests.

Rating: D

 

 

Main Show

 

 

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Edward Cornell is walking around backstage and hears Whistler talking to someone as he passes one of the dressing rooms. He looks around, takes a peek inside, and gasps after seeing who is in the room with Whistler. Muttering that he needs to let the Gang know about this he turns to leave, but runs straight into Jim Force before he can escape and reveal the wrestlers identity. Smiling Force grabs Cornell by the hair and pulls him to the ring.

Rating: D

 

 

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Jim Force vs Edward Cornell

Force takes immediate control and completely overpowers the youngster, delivering several ring shaking body slams and a particularly brutal clothesline that nearly decapitates Cornell. Cornell screams in fear as Force elevates him, walks to the ring ropes and Power bombs him through a table outside of the ring, leaving him motionless. Force faces the crowd, screams and extends his arms while looking to the sky, not noticing Steve Flash sneak into the ring behind him. Flash has a crutch and shatters it across Force’s knee, then delivers a Flash Bang, though Referee Bull had already called for the bell, giving Force the win.

In a bout that had a good crowd and some decent in-ring action, Jim Force defeated Edward Cornell in 8:03 when Edward Cornell was disqualified when Steve Flash ran in and attacked Jim Force.

Rating: D-

 

 

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After Force staggers away in pursuit of Steve Flash, Black Hat Bailey comes to the ring to tend to Cornell, who is incoherent and can only mutter “He’s here” to Bailey. Black Hat enters the ring and calls out to Whistler. “Well, it appears from the babbling of my young protégé that you have at last produced another of your misfit toys here tonight Whistler. So let’s recap; first you bring some muscled up freak that wears more makeup than Tammy Faye Baker did and now you have your so called ‘madness’ in the back. I guess I should be shaking or scared or maybe even hiding under your sisters’ bed, no wait, your sister is uglier than you are so strike that. Well, how about none of the above Whistler! How about you take whatever bum you’ve managed to dig up from the wrestling graveyard to Terry Twist and sign him up for a match with me tonight, so I can send him home Gas House Gang style…….In a body bag!”

Rating: D-

 

 

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Whistler comes out followed by a man in a hooded robe that obscures his face. “Bailey, the papers were already drawn up and all we needed was a name, so thank you. Independence day has come early to New York City, because tonight you are going to get lit up like Central Park on the fourth of July and NYCW is about to be free of the tyrannical grip of the Gas House Gang………Black Hat, meet an old friend of yours”

 

The man in the robe slowly lifts the hood from his face to reveal……….

 

 

 

Rock Downpour: “Oh my God!!!! The Madness has indeed returned to NYCW!!!”

 

 

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Black Hat Bailey’s jaw drops and the crowd goes nuts as the maniacal Madman Boone has returned to Wrestling after being away for over a year.

Rating: C-

 

 

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As Bailey freaks completely out in the ring, Whistler and Boone are then joined by Jim Force, Dazzling Dave Diamond and Kentucky Bill as Whistler continues. “Bailey, since you are such a New York history buff let’s talk about that beautiful lady that stands watch over Liberty Island has long been the symbol of freedom and diversity. Bring us your tired, your hungry, your weak……..This is what this great country was founded on, offering a place for anybody and everybody, no matter their differences, backgrounds or beliefs. Before you now stand the very embodiment of those values. Look at us, ridiculed cast out and beaten down by the likes of you, we now come together to end the scourge of the Gas House Gang. We are you worst nightmare Black Hat……The All-American rejects!! Together, united and ready to restore liberty and justice for all to NYCW!”.

Rating: D

 

 

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Roger Cage vs Sammy the Shark – Steel Cage Match

Only fitting that the two men that once formed the tag team ‘Shark Cage’ should settle their differences inside the cold hard steel. Sammy attacks early and doesn’t hesitate to grind Rogers face along the chain link busting him open. Cage is determined and fights fire with fire, backing Sammy into the corner and unleashing a series of chops, before mounting the turnbuckle and drilling Sammy with a series of hard right hands causing him to stagger forward and fall face first. The match continues with increasing violence and soon both men are covered in blood, as Persephone and KC Glenn make their way to ringside. Showing no favoritism to either side, they merely watch as Roger, after being super kicked to the matt, rises just in time to catch Sammy diving off of the turnbuckle, pulling off a modified Cage Rage that obliterates Sammy to take the match.

In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Roger Cage defeated Sammy the Shark in a Cage Classic match in 9:59 by pinfall with a Cage Rage.

Rating: D-

 

 

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As the Steel Cage is raised, Roger Cage celebrates as Persephone and Glenn enter the ring, with the Princess of NYCW holding a microphone. “That was just totally spectacular and was so hot. I am sure you have noticed that I am surrounded by the greatest and hottest guys here in NYCW because…..Well, because I am a Princess, see my Tiara?” Persephone giggles as Glenn makes sure her Tiara is straight. “Thank you KC, you’re such a doll. Now, anyway, Persephone….that’s me, wants you to be one of her glamour boys because, like, who wouldn’t want to be. So let’s go sweetie and get you out of this ungodly attire and into something more Madison Avenue.” Persephone grabs Cages arm as she starts to exit, but he jerks it away, and shakes his head taking the microphone. “Listen ‘Princess’ I could give a damn what you are used to getting but I have made it clear that nobody owns Roger Cage, so I am going to teach you a word you are apparently not used to hearing…..NO!” Cage turns to leave and is jumped by KC Glenn, who delivers a side Russian leg sweep, turns him over as Persephone blasts him in the eyes with hair spray, then delivers a few stiff kicks to the head for good measure.

Rating: E-

 

 

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Jared Johnson vs KC Glenn

Johnson hits the ring and tears into Glenn as Persephone bails and Cage is helped to the back by medics. We have an impromptu match as Michael Bull calls for the bell. Persephone is screaming bloody murder as Johnson whips here young boy toy from pillar to post, intent on gaining vengeance for the attack on his friend Cage. Glenn uses a masterful drop toe hold to stop the assault, slamming Johnson’s head hard into the canvas. Persephone cheers as Glenn works Johnson over, and then applies an extremely painful nerve hold on his neck. Johnson powers free, hits a knee lift, then nails a rocker dropper on Glenn sending him rolling to the edge of the ring dazed and begging for mercy. As Johnson closes in he lets his guard down and takes a low blow. While Bull checks on Johnson, KC slides over to Persephone and asks for her hairspray can, when suddenly Roger Cage returns from the back, grabs the hair spray, pushes Persephone to the floor and sprays Glenn in the eyes. Cage then kicks the can under the ring and leaves as Johnson slaps on the Carolina Crossface and forces Glenn to tap for the win.

In a bout that had solid in-ring action and average heat, Jared Johnson defeated KC Glenn in 12:02 by submission with a Carolina Crossface after interference from Roger Cage.

Rating: D+

 

 

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Honest Frank and Lee Wright stand smiling backstage.

 

Frank: “Hey Lee, truth or dare.”

 

Wright: “Well, you are Honest Frank, so I guess truth.”

 

Frank: “How about a little of both, because you see, Rayne Man actually dares to step into the ring with us, accompanied by his pal Tonto Monteiro, who thinks his pre-match dances are going to bring him luck or rain or whatever the hell they dance for on the reservation. Well, the truth is……It will never rain inside a building and you two delusional punks will never wear the Tag Team straps on your waists. In fact the only rain anybody will see coming down in the Ministry tonight is when I bring Rayne Man down head first into the mat with the Frank N Hurter, then leave him staring into the ring lights as Michael Bull shows the value of a third grade education by counting to three……..That is the truth and when you do wake up with your head pounding and your ears ringing the first thing out of your trap is going to be…..Damn……The truth hurts!!!”

Rating: D

 

 

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Donnie J vs The New York Doll

The Doll comes out like a house on fire and takes it to the former Empire Champion in surprising fashion, using a nice mixture of speed and cheap tactics to keep Donnie from mounting an offensive. But Donnie J was not the Empire Champion for the better part of a year for no reason and soon figures the Doll out, taking over with a series of arm drags, with a drop kick and a front facebuster thrown in for good measure. With the Doll worn down, Donnie goes for a Death on Miami Beach, but Doll grabs the ropes and gains a reprieve as Donnie loses control of the hold. Doll then stages another rally with an eye poke and a flying head scissors that sends Donnie J hurtling across the ring. He then hits a swanton bomb from the top and in the ultimate slap in the face, sets Donnie up for his own finisher, screaming to the crowd, “I call this one a Death on Rockaway Beach bitches!” Before he can nail it however, Donnie wiggles free, rolls Doll up with a school boy and Michael Bull makes the count.

In a bout that had a good crowd and some decent in-ring action, Donnie J defeated The New York Doll in 14:53 by pinfall with a quick roll up.

Rating: E+

 

 

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Black Hat Bailey and Steve Flash are lying in the weeds and as Donnie J passes through the backstage entrance they pounce, taking him down with a double clothesline before delivering two body slams on the ramp. By this time New York Doll has joined in and as Bailey and Flash hoist Donnie J up, Doll delivers his Death on Rockaway Beach version of Donnie's finisher onto the hard floor. They all walk off laughing as Donnie J writhes in pain.

Rating: E

 

 

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The Bowery Boys (Frank and Wright) © vs Rayne Man and Roger Monteiro – NYCW Tag Championship

Lee Wright announces before the match that he and Frank will now be called the Bowery Boys and anybody that doesn’t like that can meet them in the alley after the show. It is clear early that Frank and Wright want to keep Monteiro isolated as the youngster is way out of his element against the two rugged veterans. The first 6 minutes of the match are basically a mugging with Frank even showing the arrogance to pull Monteiro up after hitting a Frank N Hurter. With things looking grim, Monteiro rolls through Franks legs as he prepares to pick him up for another Frank N Hurter and dives for the tag to Rayne Man, who promptly cleans house, drop kicking Frank into Wright who is knocked from the apron and then dropping Frank several times with a series of hard right hands. With Monteiro still out of it however, the odds eventually catch up to Rayne Man and he is overwhelmed by the constant double teaming of the Bowery Boys. Wright hits a Wright Stuff on Rayne, but instead of pinning him, picks him up and puts him in the enemy corner, forcing Monteiro to tag back in. It is clear the Bowery Boys are content on hurting the youngster and Dazzling Dave Diamond has seen enough. He hits the ring and pulls Franks feet out from under him, causing him to hit his head on the ring apron, dazing him. With Wright then set to give a badly hurt Monteiro a second Wright Stuff, Triple D enters the ring, kicks Wright on the crotch, then nails a Dazzle Driver on him. Michael Bull has no choice but to ring the bell and disqualify the challengers.

In a bout that had a good crowd and some decent in-ring action, Honest Frank and Lee Wright defeated Rayne Man and Roger Monteiro in 14:01 when Monteiro was disqualified while fighting Lee Wright after interference from Dazzling Dave Diamond. Lee Wright and Honest Frank make defense number 1 of their NYCW Tag Team titles.

Rating: D

 

 

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Black Hat Bailey vs Madman Boone

Boone returns to a thunderous roar and Bailey spends the first parts of the match avoiding any serious conflict with him as Boone presents a scary image, frothing at the mouth and threatening to eat Bailey’s liver. Once they hook up the ring rust on Boone is evident and Bailey is able to get the better of the action with a series of European uppercuts and some good old fashioned mat wrestling. As Boone starts to lose his composure however he resorts to the tactics the fans have come to know and love from him, biting Bailey and then licking the blood off his forehead. With the tide now turning Steve Flash comes to the ring and distracts Boone, mocking him and summoning him down on to the floor. The opening is all Bailey needs and he scores a low blow from behind on Boone, then rolls him up…1…..2….Boone kicks out and as Bailey jaws at the ref, Jim Force makes the scene causing Steve Flash to bolt for the exits. Boone regains his feet and starts to choke Bailey forcing referee Bull to physically break the hold. As Bull lectures Boone, Bailey staggers across the ring and goes into his tights for his brass knuckles. Force, who has returned from chasing Flash off, slides into the ring, blocks a punch from Bailey, then delivers a Full Force that shakes the arena, then rolls back to the floor. Boone then brushes past Bull and further abuses Bailey by hitting the Boone and Bust and covers for the pin.

In a bout that had a good crowd and some decent in-ring action, Madman Boone defeated Black Hat Bailey in 18:27 by pinfall with a Boone and Bust following interference from Jim Force. During the match we also had Steve Flash distract Boone.

Rating: D-

 

 

Overall Rating: D- Attendance: 1000 (Sell Out) Gate: $9,000 - No specific comments

 

Backstage:

Stomper had argues against putting Boone in the main event because of his long layoff and he lays into me big time for doing it anyway. “I told you he would be rusty and that match was a big pile of cow dung!”

 

Me: “I know it could have been better, but he got a nice pop coming back and we got another sell out. Things will be better at Super Slam II since he will have a month to get ready. I am thinking of doing a small show outside the Tri-state area for the young guys and Boone can go work off some rust.”

 

Stomper: “Dammit Terry, you better have him wrestle in 10W-40 then because he has a lot to shake off. Plus you know that I will lose my ass on a show outside the Tri-State area.”

 

Me: “I will keep worker costs low uncle Terry, send maybe 8-10 guys and only have 4 matches and some angles.”

 

Stomper: “Just make Money!!

 

My Uncle storms off as Triple D strolls up and reminds me I am going out with him and his cousin D-Mack next week to some exotic clubs. He is especially excited about one place where the dancers are “hornier than a four balled Tomcat, without the balls of course.” I can’t wait.

 

 

Quick Picks (This Show / Overall)

Dragonmack – 7/15

Chriskid – 6/14

Jingo – 6/14

John Lions – 6/14

BHK1978 – 6/14

BgBuff – 6/13

Pink Stranger – 4/11

TakerNGN74 – 5/8

Jesseewiak 5/7

Smurhpy1014 – 0/7

Critical-23 – 0/7

Krob626 – 0/5

Bigpapa42 – 4/4

Marcel Fromage 0/3

 

Boone was pretty much the unanimous choice and I may have made it too easy with the madness clues and the image, but what the heck. Congrats to Dragonmack for scoring 7 of 7 as he was the only one who picked the mystery wrestler. I went back and forth when I booked the show on who to put over, but I want to build heat for Boone with the entire GHG, so the best way was to knock off their leader, with an assist of course from public enemy number 2 (Behind Whistler) with them at the moment and that’s Force.

 

Tied up the Shark / Cage storyline and Shark is coming up for contract renewal and I need to decide if I even want to keep him at this point as there is a lot of mid card talent I like better.

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Critical-23's Mark Out With Your C0ck Out Review of Ides of March!!

 

Welcome to my highly requested blog about New York City Wrestling!!!! Yes, yes, ya'll, I am back at it with NYCW for their Ides of March event and I am super excited to break down the card for you 'Net nerds! Remember you can follow me on twatter at criticalyouareafoolifyoubelievethisistrue23!! On to the card, yo!!

 

In a bout that had a good crowd and some decent in-ring action, Jim Force defeated Edward Cornell in 8:03 when Edward Cornell was disqualified when Steve Flash ran in and attacked Jim Force.

 

The cousin of the great Tommy Cornell carried Force in this match. As much as Force is a man-ster in the ring, his lungs ain't what they used to be--which hasn't been much to begin with now that I think about it. Oh well, just don't sleep on Eddie as I see him as a future NYCW champion. 3 outta 5 bodyslams for this one. Next!!

 

In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Roger Cage defeated Sammy the Shark in a Cage Classic match in 9:59 by pinfall with a Cage Rage.

 

This match really did it for me as the crowd was into and inside the ropes these two put on a pretty good match. The ending threw me off as I didn't think Cage had that version of is Cage Rage finisher in his tool box. Sammy continues to improve every time I see him even though his card shark routine is stale but then again so is the smell in the locker room--it reeks of Bengay and old memories. 3 outta 5 bodyslams. Next!!

 

In a bout that had solid in-ring action and average heat, Jared Johnson defeated KC Glenn in 12:02 by submission with a Carolina Crossface after interference from Roger Cage.

 

If you look at the Vinnie Mac scale, this was the match of the night. I would agree but I hate to see ol' cousin Jared win by interference. But I guess that's another story for another time, people!! KC Glenn, for the life of me, has an accent so thick you can walk on it (shout-out to angeldelayette ;)) and the rest of the NYCW locker room usually cracks up hearing myself, Jared, and KC chat it up. Dang Yankees. 3 and a half outta 5 bodyslams, yo. Moving along. . .!

 

In a bout that had a good crowd and some decent in-ring action, Donnie J defeated The New York Doll in 14:53 by pinfall with a quick roll up.

 

Donnie J without the NYCW title is almost a crime and this match proves it. NYD is starting to come out of shell a little bit and the crowd is responding which is a good thing. This match made Doll look like he and Donnie J have been fighting each other for years but the finish, meh, I could have done with Donnie hitting his finisher as he was a dominant former champion. Then again, I would hate to book under Stomper's reign of old. 3 outta 5 bodyslams for this one. Next!!!

 

In a bout that had a good crowd and some decent in-ring action, Honest Frank and Lee Wright defeated Rayne Man and Roger Monteiro in 14:01 when Monteiro was disqualified while fighting Lee Wright after interference from Dazzling Dave Diamond. Lee Wright and Honest Frank make defense number 1 of their NYCW Tag Team titles.

 

Cannot remember the last significant thing Montiero has done but he was pretty solid here. Frank? Awesome. Lee? Awesomer. My english? Sucks pretty bad as I just make up words but I ain't perfect, yo! 4 outta 5 bodyslams simply because Frank and Lee are an awesome tag team. Next!!!!

 

In a bout that had a good crowd and some decent in-ring action, Madman Boone defeated Black Hat Bailey in 18:27 by pinfall with a Boone and Bust following interference from Jim Force. During the match we also had Steve Flash distract Boone.

 

Wow! This was a NYCW-quality main event! Screw the grade, this was good and I didn't know that Bailey had it in him to draw heat like this anymore. Boone? A maniac as always and I STILL~! get flashbacks from my stiff as a board brawling training back in MAW. Good times although as a result I tend to black out and forget what I am doing while I am doing it. . .Bread, eggs, milk, cereal, oatmeal, Hannah Potter's hot. . .Eric Eisen is a world champion. . .I have seen nasty pictures of Cat Jemeson on MeTu--wait a minute. Did I black out again? Anyhoo, 4 outta 5 bodyslams simply for marking out about Boone.

 

Well, that's it for this month and do your best to support NYCW and also keep your eyes and ears out for this brewing war between USPW and the daring upstart DOA promotion! Good night and stay away from strangers with candy!

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Just a heads up, I will be busy with spring Football practice the next three weeks, so this will be on a temporary hiatus (Definitely not going away)

 

I will try and get in a show or two, but no promises as my time will be very limited until June.

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We, well, I had run an out of area show in Ohio the first week of April to get some work in for some of the boys before City Slam 2. The main purpose was to shake some of the ring rust Boone had accumulated, as well as use Jim Force to hopefully bring in some fans who had heard of him, even if they had no clue about New York City Championship Wrestling. I did accomplish my goal of getting some young guys some work and also getting some work in for Boone. In terms of financial success there was none. A whopping crowd of 72 people paid for tickets for a gate of $216. This put us nearly 20K in the hole for the month of April heading into City Slam 2 and a certain Uncle was not happy!

 

Stomper: “What the hell were you thinking, you hold a show in a damn Bingo hall in Podunk city Ohio and now I have to stare into a black hole of poverty that used to be my company, ready to swallow me and spit out the pieces into a gutter near some dark, unlit subway entrance in Queens where I hold up a sign that says ‘Will wrestle for food’!!”

 

Me: “Uncle Derek, we have over 150 thousand in the company account still. Aren’t you being a little dramatic?” I wished I could have taken those words back as soon as they left my mouth….

 

Stomper: “Dramatic!!! You little sonofabitch!!! While you were growing up in your comfortable little home I was criss-crossing this country putting my body on the line every damn night, broken bones, blood, gallons of sweat, living off goddamn Bologna sandwiches….sometimes without any bread!!! And I am being dramatic watching some punk who has no idea what it is to walk on the edge of a cliff to make your dream come true piss all over everything I have sacrificed?”I wanted to say something soothing, but the Bologna without bread was stuck on my mind

 

Me: “Well, you did avoid some empty carbs along the way…..” Another stupid retort…….

 

Stomper: “Carbs, what the hell are you talking about, are you on drugs you wacky ass?”

 

I have never been so grateful to hear a knock on the door, until it opened and Dazzling Dave Diamond walked in. He was liable to say something even dumber than me and get us both killed.

 

Triple D: “Woooeeeee, howdy, hey I hate to interrupt the ruckus, hell I could hear ya’ll in the subway, well at least at the bottom of the stairs, but I had to tell ya something important Terry and didn’t want to forget.”

 

Stomper: “What what the hell is that important……..The Andy Griffith show got cancelled in your hometown?”

 

Triple D: “No…..unless I missed something…”

 

Me: (Stifling snickers) “What do you need Dave?”

 

Triple D: “Well, I need to change my entrance music for City Slam 2. Ya see, I was in my apartment the other morning, with this nice ol’ Philly I picked up at a card show, man I tell ya what, this gal, I swear she could dislocate her hips and……..”

 

Stomper: “For hells sake Diamond, I don’t care about some Gym Rat, tell Terry what you need and get the hell out!”

 

Triple D: “Man, sorry bout that, but it was something to behold, I guess I get a bit sidetracked now and then….Well anyway, I was thinking about using ‘Tuesday’s Gone’ by Skynard as my entrance music from now on.”

 

Me: “Dave, you have gone through ‘Freebird’, ‘Wild Eyed Southern Boys’ and I think I even remember ‘Green Grass and High Tides’ at one point. Why don’t you just settle on a song and let that define who you are?”

 

Triple D: “Well that’s the thing, I am in bed with that Philly and this commercial comes on about these shoes and a guy on a bed and he said it was a metafer or something like that, so this girl explains to me that a metafer is something that is used as a comparison to something else, even though it is not literal or something like that..”

 

Stomper: “My friggin head is going to explode, it’s METAPHOR and get to the damn point or I am going to use you as a metaphor for lawn darts when I throw you head first through the damn window on to the cement!!”

 

Triple D: “Whoa there big Stomper, I got ya partner, so anyway I figured ‘Tuesday’s Gone’ was like one of them meta-thangamajiggess since we wrestle on Saturday’s usually.”

 

Me: “Andddddd…….”

 

Triple D: “Well hell, don’t ya get it? Saturday is after Tuesday, so when we wrestle I’m coming to the ring and that song plays and everybody is singing along cause Tuesdays gone and their happy it’s the weekend!!”

 

I could only stand there blinking as Uncle Derek, slowly turning purple snatched the posters for City Slam 2 off of my desk and headed out the door muttering something about inbred fools and shallow gene pools…..Me, I signed on to I Tunes and downloaded ‘Tuesdays Gone’

 

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Quick Picks

Steven Parker vs Mad Man Boone – NYCW Empire title

 

Steve Flash vs Jim Force

 

Frank and Wright vs Southern Comfort – NYCW Tag Team Titles

 

KC Glenn vs Roger Cage

 

Black Hat Bailey vs Donnie J

 

OOC Note: I will be picking this up gradually now as football season is winding down. We are in the playoffs, but I will have some free time for periodic updates, then once the playoffs are over getting back to a regular schedule.

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Steven Parker vs Mad Man Boone – NYCW Empire title

The future is now

 

Steve Flash vs Jim Force

this is stretching Flash's ability to make an opponent look good to the limit

 

Frank and Wright vs Southern Comfort – NYCW Tag Team Titles

old age and cheating etc

 

KC Glenn vs Roger Cage

Glenn will be great, Cage will be annoying

 

Black Hat Bailey vs Donnie J

Bailey gasses climbing in the ring now

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<p>Glad to see you back!</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Steven Parker </strong>vs Mad Man Boone – NYCW Empire title</p><p> </p><p>

Mad Man is a bum plus he does not look like he could work with Don Draper. (Sorry for the lame joke.)</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Steve Flash</strong> vs Jim Force</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Frank and Wright </strong>vs Southern Comfort – NYCW Tag Team Titles </p><p> </p><p>

<strong>KC Glenn</strong> vs Roger Cage</p><p> </p><p>

Black Hat Bailey vs <strong>Donnie J</strong></p>

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<p>Quick Picks </p><p>

<strong>Steven Parker</strong> vs Mad Man Boone – NYCW Empire title</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Steve Flash</strong> vs Jim Force</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Frank and Wright</strong> vs Southern Comfort – NYCW Tag Team Titles </p><p> </p><p>

<strong>KC Glenn</strong> vs Roger Cage</p><p> </p><p>

Black Hat Bailey vs <strong>Donnie J</strong></p>

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<p>Have the write up almost finished, will post tomorrow night.</p><p> </p><p>

Just bumping in case any of the old timers want to jump in with predictions <img alt=":)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p>

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<p><strong>Steven Parker</strong> vs Mad Man Boone – NYCW Empire title</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Steve Flash</strong> vs Jim Force</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Frank and Wright</strong> vs Southern Comfort – NYCW Tag Team Titles </p><p> </p><p>

KC Glenn vs <strong>Roger Cage</strong></p><p><strong>

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Black Hat Bailey vs <strong>Donnie J</strong></p><p><strong>

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Good to see this back, will have to re-read some past shows.</p>

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<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Wildfire1324" data-cite="Wildfire1324" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="26753" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Glad to see you back man. This is one of few Cornellverse diaries I really enjoy. Keep up the good work! <img alt=":)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Thanks Wildfire, glad to have some free time again. I have all my angles mapped out for the next three months, but had to re-read the whole diary to remember why I was doing certain things, LOL.</p>
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<p></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x32/Kidbrit/TEW/NYCW.jpg</span><p> <span style="font-family:Georgia;"><span style="color:#000080;"><strong><span style="font-size:24px;">NYCW – City Slam II – Week 2 April 2011</span></strong></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <strong>Pre-Show</strong></p><p> Prior to our biggest show of the year Steven Parker, Honest Frank, Whistler, Madman Boone, Dazzling Dave Diamond, Kentucky Bill, Jared Johnson and KC Glenn take the time to interact with the fans in a pre-show meet and greet, signing autographs and in the case of the Honest One, generating as much heat as possible.</p><p> <strong>Rating: D+</strong></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Main Show</strong></p><p> <span>http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x32/Kidbrit/TEW/BlackHatBailey.jpg</span></p><p> <strong>Black Hat Bailey</strong> is in the ring as City Slam 2 begins. <span style="color:#8B0000;">“Once again you all gaze upon the Capo of the most dangerous group of men ever assembled in a Wrestling organization. The city of New York looms large across the eastern skyline and if you are weak the mere sight of it can turn your knees to Jell-O. Upon this great skyline if you stare hard enough, it is without question that within your mind’s eye you will see what can only be described as the Mount Rushmore of the Apocalypse. Leering down on you, consuming you and making it as clear as the sparkling waters of the East river……….That this town belongs to the Gas House Gang. Donnie J, I wouldn’t blame you if you were already in a Cab heading to some soft town like Philly. But if you dare still darken the halls of this arena, bring your ass to the ring and I will kick it there and save you the Cab fare!!!”</span> As soon as Donnie J appears in the entrance way he gets jumped by Edward Cornell and The New York Doll, who lay a savage beating on their bosses’ opponent as Black Hat smiles in approval from the ring. </p><p> <strong>Rating: E+</strong></p><p> </p><p> <span>http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x32/Kidbrit/TEW/BlackHatBailey.jpg</span> vs <span>http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x32/Kidbrit/TEW/DonnieJ.jpg</span></p><p> <strong>Black Hat Bailey vs Donnie J</strong></p><p> Bailey calls for the bell and sits comfortably on the turn buckle awaiting his count out victory as Donnie J crawls to the ring. As the referee reaches 8, Bailey stands and raises his hands, but Donnie makes a desperate sprint, diving in under the ropes just before the 10 count and we have a match. Bailey dominates as Donnie J is still on dream street from the attack by the Young Moguls and toys with his foe like a Cat playing with a half dead mouse. His arrogance will cost him as Donnie J slithers out of a body slam attempt and slides down Baileys back rolling him up in a school boy to steal the victory.</p><p> <strong>In a bout that had a good crowd and some decent in-ring action, Donnie J defeated Black Hat Bailey in 9:21 by pinfall with a roll up.</strong></p><p><strong> Rating: D</strong></p><p> </p><p> <span>http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x32/Kidbrit/TEW/Persephone.jpg</span><span>http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x32/Kidbrit/TEW/HandsomeStranger.jpg</span></p><p> <strong>Persephone</strong> comes to the ring with <strong>Handsome Stranger</strong> in tow, skipping like a giddy school girl as she grabs the microphone. <span style="color:#800080;">“Oh my God, I am just so flattered right now!! I just could not believe the nerve of Roger Cage, a chance to be one of the glamour boys and he told me no??? I am so sure!!! Well guess what Roger, I think you are ugly anyway and I just felt bad for you!! Now this man”</span> Persephone points to the Stranger <span style="color:#800080;">“He appreciates beauty, well because he is beautiful, I mean just look at him, I am so sure. You are….HOT! So you can kiss my Tiara Roger Cage, because I have someone who IS handsome….and after he spends some time with me…..won’t be a Stranger anymore.”</span> Persephone winks as Handsome Stranger stands caressing his chest as the fans hurl disparaging remarks his way, many of which rhyme with near. </p><p> <strong>Rating: E+</strong></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Handsome Stranger</strong> gives <strong>Persephone</strong> a peck on the cheek and takes the microphone. <span style="color:#8B0000;">“Oh please, your taunts do not faze me. I have a mirror, in fact a million mirrors on the walls of my humble castle and I do not even need to ask who is the fairest of them all……They tell me first. Ah so much perfection to be bestowed upon a single man, it is lucky thing that I am so deserving no? You Roger Cage are not so lucky, for in spurning the delectable Persephone, you have spurned me. So the title shot you were going to get tonight shall go to another, just as ugly, just as repulsive and just as pathetic as you. Hmmmm, who shall I bestow my kindness on tonight…..Marv Statler, I see you toil under the burden of bland and I feel for you my friend. I do not often give to charity, but when I do, I give to the neediest, and tonight that is you. Stay ugly my friend.”</span> Looking as though he had just ended World hunger, Stranger struts to the back, arm in arm with Persephone.</p><p> <strong>Rating: E-</strong></p><p> </p><p> <span>http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x32/Kidbrit/TEW/JaredJohnson.jpg</span> vs <span>http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x32/Kidbrit/TEW/ThomasMorgan.jpg</span></p><p> <strong>Jared Johnson vs Thomas Morgan</strong></p><p> Johnson eyes Handsome Stranger with disdain as he makes his way to the ring and comes out with a purpose against Thomas Morgan, who is never able to mount any sustained offense. Working through a nice transition series, Johnson takes Morgan down with a fujiwara arm bar and quickly slides into his finishing move, leaving Morgan no choice but to tap. </p><p> <strong>In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Jared Johnson defeated Thomas Morgan in 6:45 by submission with a Carolina Crossface.</strong></p><p><strong> Rating: D-</strong></p><p> </p><p> <span>http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x32/Kidbrit/TEW/JaredJohnson.jpg</span></p><p> <strong>Jared Johnson</strong> grabs the ring mic and tears into Handsome Stranger. <span style="color:#000080;">“If I have ever seen a ****ier, more arrogant full of himself jerk not named Kanye, then it has to be you Handsome Stranger! You and that cubic zirconium Tiara wearing butter face bimbo Persephone think y’all are God’s gift to Wrestling. Well I got mirrors too pretty boy and they tell me that if you survive your match with Marv Statler today, that I will wearing the Tri-State belt if I am ‘lucky’ enough to get in the ring with you…..Heck son, luck has nothing to do with it, the question is are you man enough?”</span> Johnson heads to the back and gets into another stare down with KC Glenn who is heading to the ring to meet the much maligned Roger Cage.</p><p> <strong>Rating: D-</strong></p><p> </p><p> <span>http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x32/Kidbrit/TEW/KCGlenn.jpg</span> W/<span>http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x32/Kidbrit/TEW/Persephone.jpg</span> vs <span>http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x32/Kidbrit/TEW/RogerCage.jpg</span></p><p> <strong>KC Glenn W/Persephone vs Roger Cage</strong></p><p> Glenn does not appreciate the fact that he is not getting the attention of fellow glamour boy Handsome Stranger and takes it out on Cage early, eschewing his fast paced, electric style for a meaner, nastier approach that catches Cage off guard. As always Persephone is a constant distraction, jumping on to the apron every time Cage got anything going, allowing her charge to cheat and regain his momentum. Persephone finally goes too far, grabbing Cage by the hair as he stomps Glenn in the corner. Cage elevates Persephone and sends her flying through a table on the outside of the ring, where she lays motionless in a pile of shattered wood fragments. Glenn bails out and frantically tries to revive his manager, totally oblivious to the 10 count of referee Michael Bull. </p><p> <strong>In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Roger Cage defeated KC Glenn in 9:59 by count out. During the match we also had Persephone run in and attack Cage, who blasted her in return.</strong></p><p><strong> Rating: D</strong></p><p> </p><p> <span>http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x32/Kidbrit/TEW/HonestFrank.jpg</span><span>http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x32/Kidbrit/TEW/LeeWright.jpg</span></p><p> <strong>Honest Frank</strong> and <strong>Lee Wright</strong> walk up to the announcing table and displace both Stately and Downpour, commandeering the microphones. Lee starts it off. <span style="color:#8B0000;">“Well, now that we have that last cat fight resolved, it’s time to get smacked in the face by the cold hard facts….So, without further adieu, I give you the honest one!”</span></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Honest Frank:</strong> <span style="color:#800080;">“Lock up the Cattle….and for most of you in attendance your wives fall into that category. Hide the moonshine and remind each other that Charlie Daniels is not related to Jack. Yes, once again we will be blessed with an appearance by the tag team that deliverance forgot. Dumb, dumber and dumbest, or Triple D for short and his cousin/brother/god knows what Kentucky Bill. One thing you need to understand fellers is that the talent pool here in NYCW is deep and we……We are the crème de la crème! Now your gene pool, not so much. This explains why the truth just won’t penetrate your think inbred skulls, even though we’ve cracked them time and again. You know, it’s almost getting boring kicking the crap out of you two hillbillies, but for the sake of spreading the truth, we will do it one more time tonight. And one more time you will both be reminded of just how much…………….The TRUTH HURTS!!!</span> </p><p> <strong>Rating: E+</strong></p><p> </p><p> <span>http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x32/Kidbrit/TEW/HandsomeStranger.jpg</span> W/<span>http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x32/Kidbrit/TEW/Persephone.jpg</span> vs <span>http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x32/Kidbrit/TEW/MarvStatler.jpg</span></p><p> <strong>Handsome Stranger © vs Marv Statler – NYCW Tri-State Title</strong></p><p> The Stranger went into his usual pre-match routine of preening, finally leaning over the top rope to blow a still reeling Persephone a kiss as the bell rang, which nearly cost him the match as Statler raced from his corner and rolled the Champion up. Escaping this early danger Handsome Stranger slowly wore the challenger down in a cruel humiliating manner, even borrowing one of Persephone’s gloves to slap Statler across the face. Statler, angered by this affront rallied briefly taking control before being distracted by Persephone, which allowed Handsome Stranger to crack Statler across the back with a chair, and then nail the La Gota to defend his strap. </p><p> <strong>In a bout that had a good crowd and some decent in-ring action, Handsome Stranger defeated Marv Statler in 11:04 by pinfall with a La Gota. Handsome Stranger makes defense number 1 of his NYCW Tri-State Regional title.</strong></p><p><strong> Rating: D-</strong></p><p> </p><p> <span>http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x32/Kidbrit/TEW/RogerCage.jpg</span></p><p> <strong>Roger Cage</strong> is found backstage in bloody heap on the locker room floor. He is barely conscious as EMT’s arrive and has no idea who, or what hit him.</p><p> <strong>Rating: E</strong></p><p> </p><p> <span>http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x32/Kidbrit/TEW/HonestFrank.jpg</span> & <span>http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x32/Kidbrit/TEW/LeeWright.jpg</span> vs <span>http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x32/Kidbrit/TEW/DazzlingDaveDiamond.jpg</span> & <span>http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x32/Kidbrit/TEW/KentuckyBill.jpg</span></p><p> <strong>Honset Frank and Lee Wright © vs Southern Comfort – NYCW Tag Team Titles</strong></p><p> Southern Comfort makes their entrance as requested to Triple D’s new theme song, (Tuesday’s Gone) which makes even less sense in a Tag Team setting. The Champions mock them, but bail to the floor as the Challengers hit the ring. Once things get going the fans are treated to an old fashioned pier 6 brawl as Frank and Wright pull out every dirty trick in the book, with Southern Comfort matching them. As Diamond and Wright went at each other on the floor, Edward Cornell snuck down to ringside and attempted to nail Kentucky Bill with a Black Jack as the latter was stomping a hole in Honest Franks chest. Bill ducked and was able to wrest the black Jack away from Cornell, cracking him in the head and sending him sprawling to the floor. Referee Michael Bull then grabbed Kentucky Bill from behind and Bill spun around and dropped Bull with the Black Jack, obviously thinking it was Honest Frank. With Bull out, Diamond returned to the ring and Nailed Honest Frank with a Dazzle Driver, Kentucky Bill covered as the crowd counted to 8….Unfortunately the only count that matters is the referees and when Michael Bull came to he promptly disqualified the challengers for Bill’s use of the Black Jack. </p><p> <strong>In a bout that had a good crowd and some decent in-ring action, Honest Frank and Lee Wright defeated Southern Comfort in 15:22 when Kentucky Bill was disqualified while fighting Honest Frank. During the match we also had Edward Cornell run in and attack Kentucky Bill. Lee Wright and Honest Frank make defense number 2 of their NYCW Tag Team titles.</strong></p><p><strong> Rating: D</strong></p><p> </p><p> <span>http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x32/Kidbrit/TEW/DazzlingDaveDiamond.jpg</span><span>http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x32/Kidbrit/TEW/KentuckyBill.jpg</span></p><p> Southern Comfort is furious as the Champions beat a hasty retreat with their belts and Kentucky Bill in particular has some words for The Young Moguls. <span style="color:#000080;">“Dagnabbit!!! Edward Cornell, you are sneakier than a Possum in sneakers and tonight you got my dander up for the last time!! Triple D, I respect you brother and I know y’all want these tag belts as much as me…..But I’m a thinking we need to give a good old country whipping to the Young Moguls, cause they cost us the titles tonight.”</span></p><p> <strong>Triple D:</strong> <span style="color:#006400;">“Woooeeee, I never seen this boy so steamed, Frank and Wright, you ain’t seen the last of us and Young Moguls, you’re about to see the first, and you ain’t gonna like it!!”</span> </p><p> <strong>Rating: E</strong></p><p> </p><p> <span>http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x32/Kidbrit/TEW/SteveFlash_alt1.jpg</span> vs <span>http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x32/Kidbrit/TEW/JimForce.jpg</span></p><p> <strong>Steve Flash vs Jim Force – Bowery Street Fight</strong></p><p> Both men hit the ring looking like longshoremen in jeans and fingerless Leather gloves, which they waste no time in using on each other. Force bullies the much weaker Flash around and sends the crowd into near ecstasy as he shakes off several hard right hands from Flash and then sends him flying over the top rope with a skull crunching head butt. Flash is able to mount a comeback after poking Force in the eyes and battering him to the mat with a series of hard forearms and a stiff European uppercut. With Force down he motions to the back and the Young Moguls appear. Before they can get to the ring however they are intercepted by Southern Comfort and the four men brawl to the back as Force regains his feet. Flash drops to his knees begging for mercy and as Force approaches to pick him up he lands a shot to the groin. Smiling Flash slips behind Force and nails a German suplex. With big Jim down, Flash calls for his finisher and grabs Force by the hair, only to catch a retaliation shot to the groin. Force now goes on a rampage and buries Flash with a Full Force before Lee Wright and Honest Frank can make it to the ring for the save. </p><p> <strong>In a bout that had a good crowd and good action, Jim Force defeated Steve Flash in 15:52 by pinfall with a Full Force.</strong></p><p><strong> Rating: D</strong></p><p> </p><p> <span>http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x32/Kidbrit/TEW/JimForce.jpg</span><span>http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x32/Kidbrit/TEW/HonestFrank.jpg</span><span>http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x32/Kidbrit/TEW/LeeWright.jpg</span><span>http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x32/Kidbrit/TEW/SteveFlash_alt1.jpg</span><span>http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x32/Kidbrit/TEW/Whistler.jpg</span></p><p> <strong>Jim Force</strong> is celebrating shaking the ropes and screaming, as <strong>Honest Frank</strong> and <strong>Lee Wright</strong> nail him with double Ax handles from behind. <strong>Steve Flash</strong> soon joins in the attack and together the three men lay into the Force with hard kicks. As Frank and Wright hold Force, Steve Flash retrieves the ring bell and busts Force wide open with a violent shot that leaves him out cold. The three Gas House gangers then head for higher ground as <strong>Whistler</strong> hits the ring swinging his Flagpole in a maniacal fashion. </p><p> <strong>Rating: E+</strong></p><p> </p><p> <span>http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x32/Kidbrit/TEW/StevenParker.jpg</span> W/<span>http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x32/Kidbrit/TEW/Persephone.jpg</span> vs <span>http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x32/Kidbrit/TEW/MadmanBoone.jpg</span></p><p> <strong>Steven Parker © vs Madman Boone - NYCW Empire Title</strong></p><p> Parker starts the match slowly, looking to drag Boone into deep waters and wear him down, but the Madman eventually corners him and goes crazy on the Champion firing lefts and rights to the head and body, before biting Parker and drawing the crimson. Persephone tries to intervene, but Boone grabs her and plants a wet sloppy kiss on her mouth that sends her screaming to the back yelling for mouthwash and Lysol. Parker locks on a sleeper and has Boone nearly out, but the Madman drives him back into the corner and breaks the hold. Both men get their licks in from this point on, highlighted by a beautiful swinging DDT from Parker that gets a 2 count. Persephone reappears with Black Hat Bailey and slips the leader of the Gashouse Gang a roll of cash, while pointing furiously at Boone. Parker hits the floor as he is beginning to get the worst of it and as Bull begins to count, Parker climbs onto the ring apron and grabs the referee, imploring him to stop Madman Boone from biting him. With Bull’s back turned, Bailey pulls Boone under the ropes by his feet and delivers a Piledriver onto the cement before sliding the semi-conscious challenger back under the ropes. Parker then grabs Boone and finishes him off with a Future Shock to retain his title, despite being a bloody mess. </p><p> <strong>In a bout that had a good crowd and some decent in-ring action, Steven Parker defeated Madman Boone in 19:17 by pinfall with a Future Shock following interference from Black Hat Bailey. Steven Parker makes defense number 1 of his NYCW Empire title.</strong></p><p><strong> Rating: D</strong></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Madman Boone</strong> is then attacked by <strong>Black Hat Bailey, Steve Flash, Edward Cornell</strong> and <strong>The New York Doll</strong> as <strong>Persephone</strong> cheers them on. A complete free for all then breaks out as <strong>Jim Force, Dazzling Dave Diamond</strong> and <strong>Kentucky Bill</strong> hit the ring and all eight men become engaged in a wild brawl that can’t be contained by half of the locker room as the show ends and Parker and Persephone walk away smiling.</p><p> <strong>Rating: E+</strong></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Overall Rating: D Attendance: 1293 Gate: $11,637</strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <strong>Backstage:</strong></p><p> Feedback should be good judging from the cheers of the crowd and I am thinking that once again this will increase our popularity. I look for Uncle Derek in the bedlam, but he is not in the mood to talk.</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Stomper:</strong> <span style="color:#8B0000;"> “We will discuss this tomorrow, we came nowhere close to selling out all 2 thousand seats and once again I let you talk me into financial sodomy!”</span></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Me:</strong> <span style="color:#000080;">“But we booked Pennsylvania Park two months ago, you said…..”</span></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Stomper:</strong> <span style="color:#8B0000;"> “Shut up!! You better just hope I don’t sell off you Cars to cover my losses!”</span></p><p> </p><p> With that he was gone, before I could explain I only had 1 car and was leasing it…….Maybe it was better he left fast! </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="26753" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><strong>Quick Picks (This Show / Overall) </strong> <p> Dragonmack – 3/18</p><p> Jingo – 4/18</p><p> Chriskid – 3/17</p><p> BHK1978 – 3/17 </p><p> John Lions – 0/14</p><p> BgBuff – 0/13</p><p> Pink Stranger – 0/11</p><p> TakerNGN74 – 0/8</p><p> Jesseewiak 0/7</p><p> Smurhpy1014 – 0/7 </p><p> Critical-23 – 0/7 </p><p> Krob626 – 0/5 </p><p> Bigpapa42 – 0/4</p><p> Marcel Fromage 0/3</p><p> </p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Hopefully we got more people on board again making predictions as it is still early and a tight race so far. Jingo hit 4 out of 5, with everyone missing on the Force win.</p>
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<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="ChrisKid" data-cite="ChrisKid" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="26753" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Awesome show the promos were amazing great to see your right back on form<p> <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Thanks Chris, happy to some time to write again <img alt=":)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p> Thank you for following along.</p>
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Stomper: “$11,252 in the hole for April, our biggest damn month of the year and we lose over 10 K and now I have to eat tomato soup for a month!!”

 

Me: “Why not just get Chicken Noodle, same price and has a good balance of protein and carbs, high on sodium though.”

 

I woke up with a note pinned to my chest that read “I hope you enjoyed you Knuckle Sandwich, carb free you sonofabitch. Now get the posters to the printer for Mayhem and if you don’t make money on this show, what you ate tonight will be your regular diet.

 

My friggin Uncle had knocked me out cold, I didn’t know whether to laugh, cry or switch the keys around on his computer keyboard so he couldn’t type……Man my head hurt!

 

Persephone: “Why are you on the floor Terry, isn’t the couch more comfortable?”

 

She was every bit as annoying on real life as her wrestling persona, but her “dumb” character was actually smarter than the real life version. Oh well, she was Steven Parker’s problem.

 

Me: “What’s up Persephone, I am kind of in a rush.”

 

Persephone: “Well, I am having a problem with Handsome Stranger, he touches me a lot and Peter doesn’t like it.”

 

Me: “What happened?”

 

Persephone: “At the last show, he kissed me and had his arm around me, I was like, so creeped out!”

 

Me: (Really?) “Ah, that was part of the angle, we talked about it remember?”

 

Persephone: “Well I changed my mind, I need more money if everyone gets to touch me.”

 

And this coming from someone I thought had the grill of an old Studebaker.

 

Me: “If you don’t like men touching you, we can scale it back.”

 

Persephone: “Know, I want it so I can get more money. Like, I want to get some work done, you know plastic surgery, so I thought you can just give me a raise.”

 

Me: “First off, your contract is not up and second, you don’t get paid by the touch…..here is an idea, sell Polaroid’s after the match for $10 each and save that money for your….’work’…or whatever it is you’re having done.”

 

Persephone: “But I don’t have a camera……Will you buy me one Terry??? Pleeeeaaaassse….”

 

Me: “Fine, now I have to go……and before you ask, no I won’t pay for the film, you will make plenty of money on the pictures….$10 each and with the crowds we get you will have you money by the time….*cough* hell freezes over *cough*”

 

Persephone: “When, I didn’t catch that last thing you said?”

 

Me: “Soon, real soon.” Smiling, I patted her on the shoulder and headed out to drop off the posters for Mayhem. I don’t know what made my head hurt worse, my Uncles fist or her whiney voice. Pretty much a tossup I guess.

 

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Quick Picks

 

Steven Parker vs Roger Cage – NYCW Empire title

 

Steve Flash & Black Hat Bailey vs Jim Force & Madman Boone

 

Honest Frank vs Donnie J

 

Handsome Stranger vs Jared Johnson – NYCW Tri-State Title

 

Lee Wright vs Dazzling Dave Diamond

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Steven Parker vs Roger Cage – NYCW Empire title

Cage get dumped by SWF again?

 

Steve Flash & Black Hat Bailey vs Jim Force & Madman Boone

Even with Bailey dragging him down, Flash is more than enough mullet for the Force

 

Honest Frank vs Donnie J

He wears his sunglasses at night.

 

Handsome Stranger vs Jared Johnson – NYCW Tri-State Title

Johnson is too homely

 

Lee Wright vs Dazzling Dave Diamond

Wright hasnt retired yet?

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