RIPW: The Ballad of Henry Lee

Big Roguey · April 26, 2011

RIPW Presents: Collision Course 2011

Too Hot vs. Hollywood Hank © with Brian Cash-Man in a no disqualification, non-title match.

Jaime Quine vs. Miss Masterson and ???

Jebediah vs. Running Wolf

The Wildcat vs. Crusher Von Steinberg

Morgan Malone & Frank Fernandes vs. Cowboy Stuart Ferdinand & Gabe Goren

Desmond McGuinness vs. Jerry Martin

Dragonmack · April 26, 2011

Too Hot vs. Hollywood Hank (c) with Brian Cash-Man in a no disqualification, non-title match.

Jaime Quine vs. Miss Masterson and ???

Jebediah vs. Running Wolf

The Wildcat vs. Crusher Von Steinberg

Morgan Malone & Frank Fernandes vs. Cowboy Stuart Ferdinand & Gabe Goren

Desmond McGuinness vs. Jerry Martin

eayragt · April 26, 2011

RIPW Presents: Collision Course 2011

Too Hot vs. Hollywood Hank © with Brian Cash-Man in a no disqualification, non-title match.

I don't know how, but it happens

Jaime Quine vs. Miss Masterson and ???

I don't know how but... wait, I've used that already

Jebediah vs. Running Wolf

The Wildcat vs. Crusher Von Steinberg

Big man love!

Morgan Malone & Frank Fernandes vs. Cowboy Stuart Ferdinand & Gabe Goren

Desmond McGuinness vs. Jerry Martin

TakerNGN74 · April 26, 2011

RIPW Presents: Collision Course 2011

Too Hot vs. Hollywood Hank © with Brian Cash-Man in a no disqualification, non-title match.

Jaime Quine vs. Miss Masterson and ???

Jebediah vs. Running Wolf

The Wildcat vs. Crusher Von Steinberg

Morgan Malone & Frank Fernandes vs. Cowboy Stuart Ferdinand & Gabe Goren

Desmond McGuinness vs. Jerry Martin

BHK1978 · April 27, 2011

RIPW Presents: Collision Course 2011

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Saturday, April 9, 2011

Twin River Event Center, Lincoln, Rhode Island

Attendance: 184

Show Rating: E

[The show begins with The Wildcat standing in the center of the ring holding a microphone in his left hand. The crowd is cheering wildly as they wait to hear what Wildcat has to say.]

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The Wildcat: You know last month I got the opportunity of a lifetime when I picked the briefcase with the contract for an RIPW Championship match. Most people would cash in their shot without giving the champion notice. And believe me I thought about doing just that. However, at the end of the day that just isn’t me. That ain’t the way I do things…

[The crowds cheers with their approval fully expecting The Wildcat to cash in his match tonight.]

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The Wildcat: You see I want Hollywood Hank to know that I’m a comin for him. I want him to know ahead of time when I will face him. I don’t want him comin up with excuses when I beat him for the title. With all that being said, I want it to be perfectly clear that next month at End of Days I will be cashing my contract in and your reign as RIPW Champion will end on that day…

[Just then a voice is heard over the arena‘s sound system.]

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Professor Nero: William, William, William…must you keep up this charade.

[Professor Nero comes out from behind the backstage curtain and he begins to walk down to the ring. He is followed closely by his bodyguard Zachary Inc. He and Zachary enter the ring and walk over to The Wildcat.]

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Professor Nero: Now despite my pleas against granting a fired worker a shot at the RIPW Championship my attorneys informed me that legally I have to grant you the title shot because you do currently have a valid RIPW contract. That is unless I can prove that you are indeed Kentucky Bill.

Right now, I am over trying to prove that you are Kentucky Bill. I know who you are the fans know who you are, therefore if you want show your quote unquote fans that you are a man who lacks moral integrity, well that is up to you.

Therefore, William, next month you can have your little title shot and I will do nothing to try to stop you. However, tonight…well tonight is a very different animal. I have decided to give you a little warm-up match tonight. Tonight you shall face off with…well come on out mystery opponent…

[The crowd is very silent as they wait to see who The Wildcat‘s mystery opponent is. Moments later Brian Cash-Man steps out from behind the backstage curtain, he is followed closely by the newest member of the Evil Empire, Crusher Von Steinberg. Crusher slowly walks down to the ring, while keeping his eyes fixated on The Wildcat. Crusher pounds his right fist into the palm of his left hand.

The two men finally enter the ring and Brian takes the microphone from Professor Nero. Brian smiles at The Wildcat for a moment before he begins to speak.]

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Brian Cash-Man: You know I have often said when one looks up the word stupid in the dictionary they would see a crowd shot of the fans that attend RIPW shows on a monthly basis. However, I am going to retract that statement because I now believe your picture is the one that should be next to the word stupid.

Why are you stupid? Well you informed the greatest champion in the history of this company that you were going to challenge him next month. Now he has the time to prepare for you, even though you do not pose much of a threat to him anyway.

And to top it off you have a nice warm-up match that Professor Nero so kindly put together for me. Let us face the facts Wildcat, tonight you are up craps creek without a paddle. And if by some act of god, you are able to survive in your match against the Austrian Madman, well you will not have such luck when you face off against the champ.

[brian and Crusher start to leave the ring before Brian turns around and says:]

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Brian Cash-Man: Oh one more thing before I forget, Herr Crusher angreifen Herr Kentucky Wilhelm…

[With those words, Crusher charges at The Wildcat and starts nailing him with vicious strikes. The Wildcat holds his own for a few seconds before the shots start to take their toll on him and he becomes unable to fight back. It is at this point that the Crusher applies the Mind Crusher on The Wildcat.

Crusher gleefully smirks as he squeezes The Wildcat’s head like a melon. Finally Brian Cash-Man puts one hand out and says:]

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Brian Cash-Man: Genug!

[The Crusher relinquishes the claw and he stands menacingly over The Wildcat’s lifeless body. Professor Nero begins to applaud the Austrian’s effort as we head over to the stage where the announcer‘s table is.

We see Rob L. Miskovsky, who has a solemn look on his face, standing along side his broadcast partner Mayhem Midden. Rob begins to speak in an almost hushed tone.]

Rob L. Miskovsky: Well wrestling fans I wish I could be more enthusiastic right now, but after what we have just witnessed, I am afraid that I cannot be that way at this moment. I do want to thank you fans for joining us tonight for Collision Course 2011; we have a great show in store for you tonight.

I am joined as always by my broadcast partner Mayhem Midden. Mayhem, what do you think about the heinous act that we just witnessed?

Mayhem Midden: I thought it was brilliant…oh yeah dig it! Ya see the members of The Evil Empire must protect against any threats to Hollywood Hank. And tonight Crusher Von Steinberg is gonna do just that! In fact, I ain’t sure Kentucky Bill or The Wildcat or whatever the hell he is calling himself right now, will be able to make it to his match tonight. After all Crusher lifted em up and put em down…oh yeah…dig it!

Rob L. Miskovsky: Well we shall see I have all the confidence in the world that The Wildcat will be in that ring when it comes time for his match. He just has too much intestinal fortitude. Anyway, let us go down to the ring for our opening match of the evening.

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Jebediah vs. Running Wolf

[Jebediah is standing in the ring along with his “associates” The Kings of Federal Hill having come down to the ring during the announcer’s conversation. Run to the Hills by Iron Maiden begins to play over the arena’s sound system and shortly thereafter Running Wolf comes out from behind the backstage curtain. Running Wolf runs down the aisle (Who knew someone his size could move that quickly? Oops, it looks like he is winded from running to the ring…) he enters the ring and beckons Jebediah, who left the ring, to come back into the ring.]

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Match: After talking strategy with the Kings, Jebediah does reenter the ring. He and Running Wolf lock up in a test of strength. A test which Running Wolf is the victor of, from that point forward Running Wolf had the upper hand on Jeb. One thing that was noticeable in this match, Jebediah and Running Wolf did not seem to gel well and it did make for an awkward bout.

Finally, after seeing their “Enforcer“ get his butt kicked against the guy he was specifically hired to take out, the Kings entered the ring and all three men attacked Running Wolf. Referee David Poker had no other choice but to disqualify Jebediah due to outside interference.

Winner by disqualification: Running Wolf

Time: 6:04

[Post-match The Kings of Federal Hill and Jebediah continue their onslaught on Running Wolf. Referee David Poker tried to get them to leave the ring and he was pushed away by Johnny Boy. Finally, a limping Running Bear hobbles down to the ring carrying a steel chair.

Upon seeing this the Kings and Jebediah high tail it out of the ring. Running Bear does not pursue them; instead, he goes over and checks on Running Wolf. Upon seeing that his partner is not in that bad of shape, Running Wolf gets a microphone from the ring announcer and begins to speak.

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Running Bear: Kings, Jebediah, you want to come at Running Wolf and I month after month! Well I got an offer for you guys, next month we want you two Guido’s and your Amish bitch boy in this ring for a good old fashion handicap match! You see in the past couple of months you might have hurt Wolf and I but you did not kill us. And our Warrior pride means we are ready to destroy you! Come next month we plan on doing just that!]

[We now head to the back where Sue Danes is standing with Stuart Ferdinand and Gabe Goren.]

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Sue Danes: Wud up peeps, it’s ya girl Sue here and right now I am here with Stu Ferdinand and…

[stuart interrupts Sue before she can finish up what she is was going to say.]

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Stuart Ferdinand: That’s International Superstar Cowboy Stuart Ferdinand not Stu Ferdinand, you stupid bleach blonde bimbo! You see the lack of disrespect a man of my stature gets here in this company Gabe. A man of my legendary status, a man of my greatness should be treated with respect!

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Sue Danes: Dude whatev, look I totally don’t wanna interview you and you totally don’t wanna be interviewed by me. But I got a job to do and I’m gonna do it so my question is why are you and Gabe teaming tonight against Morgan Malone and Frank Fernandes? You two are such an odd combination, and I thought you wanted to hand Brendan Idol his three hundredth loss in a row, so why aren’t you fighting him tonight?

[stuart starts to speak but Gabe waves his hand as if to tell Stuart he will answer the question. Gabe then begins to speak in his Ben Stein like monotone voice.]

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Gabe Goren: Sue, The International Superstar Cowboy Stuart Ferdinand and I are not an odd combination. In fact, we are birds of a feather, you see the Stuart is a well-respected veteran who follows the rules of old school to a tee. He understands and agrees with my mission to reeducate the fans and the wrestlers of RIPW. He knows that in order for this company to be successful we must go back to the rules of the old school.

When I was informed by Commissioner Lee that I would be partaking in a tag team match against two people who have the least amount of respect for the old school rules, I knew I had to find someone who respected said rules and was willing to fight along side me. A man of integrity, who understands anyone who jumps off the top rope, must be punished.

I found that tag team partner in the form of Stuart Ferdinand. After all this man is a living legend who should be respected by all and yet the fans and the other wrestlers show a lack of respect towards him. He understands what it is like to take an unpopular stance and therefore be unpopular. Tonight he and I are going to teach those two high fliers a lesson, old school style.

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Stuart Ferdinand: That’s right Gabe; I found a kindred spirit in Gabe. He and I ain’t gonna go out there and jump off the top ropes like a couple of pansies. No, we ain’t like that, you see Gabe and I are products of the old school and so we do need to be jumping off no ropes we just need to crack some skulls. And tonight we’re gonna do just that!

Oh and to answer your question about Brendan Idol, well let me just say this. Brendan I haven’t forgotten about you boy, I’m still gonna hand you that three hundredth loss, you’ve just not been my priority the past couple of months. But don’t you worry cuz you time is going to come soon.

[And with that, the interview is over with.]

[We now go into the dressing room of Miss Masterson who sits in front of a mirror putting her makeup on. She notices the cameraman behind her and she turns around and faces the camera.]

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Miss Masterson: Jaime, it must have been tough on you growing up. Knowing that all of the other girls actually looked like girls while you looked like a man beast. I am sure that is where you get all that aggression from.

Well, I must say you have made this past month very tough for me. First, you took your man hands and punched my face until I was knocked out. After our last match, my face had plenty of bruises and cuts on it. I was not looking cute at all for the better part of the past month. The to top it all off, you messed up my face so bad that the Living God Jared Johnson informed me that I am no longer key worthy.

Me the perfect ten is no longer key worthy thanks to you! Needless to say I am not happy with right now you beyotch! You had to disfigure my face because I am so beautiful. Well man beast tonight I am going to introduce you to my man beast, someone who can match your strength. After all, I will freely admit that I am too dainty and I could never match your man like strength. However, my new insurance policy can and will match your strength.

I am sure you are wondering who my new insurance policy is, well you will just have to wait until our match against you because it is a handicap match. And handicap is exactly what you will be after my insurance policy and I are done with you. Oh and Jaime, don’t hate me cuz I’m beautiful.

[Miss Masterson winks and blows a kiss at the camera.]

[We now head on over to Henry Lee‘s office, Henry is standing next to his desk looking over some paperwork when the RIPW Champion Hollywood Hank and his General Manager Brian Cash-Man enter the office. Henry looks at both men over the top of his glasses before he beings to speak.]

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Henry Lee: Ah gentlemen, so glad you could join me…

[Hollywood Hank looks at his watch, then looks at Henry Lee, and says:]

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Hollywood Hank: Can we make this quick? I have some ladies waiting for me in the limo and I hate to make hot chicks wait…

[Henry Lee rolls his eyes at this comment before he starts to speak.]

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Henry Lee: Well those young women are going to have to wait because you have a match tonight…

[both Brian Cash-Man and Hollywood Hank are displeased at this revelation.]

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Brian Cash-Man: Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait just a minute there. I was told that the champ would have tonight off due to the fact that he has to defend his championship next month. Nobody informed me that he would have to compete tonight. In fact, he didn’t even bring his wrestling gear with him…

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Henry Lee: Not my problem, the fact of the matter is he has a match later on tonight and he has to show up for said match. Heck he can show up for his match naked for all I care…

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Hollywood Hank: This isn’t fair! I am not mentally ready for a match tonight! How the hell is this even possible?

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Henry Lee: Well you see there is a clause in my contract which gives me the power to book whatever match I want once every show. In addition, Professor Nero does not have the power to veto this match, which means you cannot going running to him and bitching about how unfair this is to you in the hopes that he will overrule my decision.

Now I never exercise this clause because quite frankly I hardly see the need to do so. Despite our fundamental differences on a lot of things, Professor Nero and I usually agree on every match that is put on our shows. However, tonight Professor Nero ticked me off when he put The Wildcat into a match against Crusher Von Steinberg. Therefore, I decided to take matters into my own hands and put you in a no disqualification, non-title warm-up match. What is right is right…

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Hollywood Hank: What is right is right? Are you freaking serious? As a former wrestler, you should know better than anyone else that I need time to prepare for my match. I know I am the most talented member in this piss-ant promotion, but even I need time to get ready for my match! Who the hell is my opponent?

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Henry Lee: Too Hot!

[both Hollywood Hank and Brian Cash-Man are livid upon hearing Too Hot‘s name.]

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Brian Cash-Man: Are you serious? You can’t have Hollywood Hank get in the ring with that wannabe street thug! What if he gets hurt?

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Henry Lee: Not my problem. Now gentlemen if you will kindly leave my office I must finish up this paperwork.

[With that, we now head back to the ring for our next match.]

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Desmond McGuinness vs. Jerry Martin with The Wolverine

[London Calling by The Clash starts playing over the arena‘s sound system and a few minutes later Desmond McGuinness steps out from behind the backstage curtain. He is on the receiving end of a decent pop as the fans are starting to take to the young Englishman.]

[Don't Worry, Be Happy by Bobby McFerrin starts to play and a few moments later Jerry Martin and The Wolverine step out from behind the backstage curtain. A portion of the crowd is chanting, “Jerry! Jerry!” as the self-proclaimed future hardcore icon makes his way down to the ring.]

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Match: This match was pretty even as both men managed to get an equal amount of offense in. A couple of times Jerry was tempted to use some ringside weapons on Desmond, only to have The Wolverine stop him from doing so. Desmond then proceeded to lock Jerry’s arm into a grounded top-wrist lock, which he calls the Blackpool Lock, once applied Jerry had to say I quit.

Winner: Desmond McGuinness

Time: 6:25

[Post-match Desmond is celebrating a hard fought victory much to the displeasure of Jerry and The Wolverine. The Wolverine puts his head under the ring apron and begins to rummage around under the ring for a moment. Seconds later, he reemerges with Deanna!

The Wolverine throws Deanna in the ring and Jerry Martin picks it up. Jerry beings to smile manically as he whacks Desmond in the back with Deanna. Desmond falls to the mat and Jerry begins to beat Desmond with his trusty kendo stick. Finally, various RIPW officials come to the aid of Desmond.

Jerry leaves the ring, walks over to his mentor The Wolverine, and hugs him. He then walks over to the ring announcer and takes the microphone.

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Jerry Martin: Did I do good Wolverine?

[The Wolverine, who is beaming like a proud parent responds:]

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The Wolverine: You done great kid!

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Jerry Martin: I‘m hardcore! I‘m hardcore! I‘m hardcore!]

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Morgan Malone & Frank Fernandes vs. Cowboy Stuart Ferdinand & Gabe Goren

[somewhere I Belong by Linkin Park begins to play and moments later Morgan Malone and Frank Fernandes step out from behind the backstage curtain. The duo high five the fans as they make their way down to the ring.]

[stuart Ferdinand and Gabe Goren come out sans music and the fans immediately begin to chant “Boring“ at the two men. Gabe once again confusing the word boring with his last name, raises his hand in the air truly flattered by what he thinks is the support of the fans.]

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Match: This match was rather short, Morgan and Frank dominated the earlier portion of the match and Frank even jumped off the top rope much to the protest of Gabe. One thing that could be said was that Frank seemed off his game tonight, his moves were not as crisp as normal and he did miss a few spots.

This momentum of this match changed when Stuart hit Morgan below the equator, this happened while referee David Poker was being distracted by Gabe who was voicing a complaint about allowing Morgan and Frank to jump off the top rope. After the low blow, the match turned in favor of Stuart and Gabe who kept Morgan on their side of the ring. Finally, Stuart pinned Morgan for the victory.

Winners: Cowboy Stuart Ferdinand and Gabe Goren

Time: 6:03

[After the match, Gabe took his belt off and began whipping Morgan with it. When Frank tried to come to the aid of his tag team partner he was met by a vicious lariat from Stuart. Gabe then turned his focus to Frank and he began to hit Frank with his belt. Finally, some RIPW officials were able to get Stuart and Gabe to leave the ring.]

[We now head to the back where Sue Danes is standing by with The Wildcat.]

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Sue Danes: Wildcat earlier tonight you were totally attacked by Crusher Von whatever, how do you feel…

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The Wildcat: Well I will be honest with ya Sue, I ain’t fellin to great. My head is killing me and my vision is a bit blurry. But that ain’t gonna stop me from going down to that ring in a few minutes and stomping a mud hole into the Crusher fella. Ya see Sue, I don’t have an ounce of quit in my body and tonight the madman from Austria will find that out…

[The Wildcat walks away and Sue sends it back to Rob.]

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The Wildcat vs. Crusher Von Steinberg with Brian Cash-Man
[The madman from Austria is already in the ring pacing back and forth, waiting for The Wildcat to come down to the ring.]

[American Badass by Kid Rock starts to play and the crowd goes wild. A few moments later The Wildcat comes out from behind the backstage curtain. The fans go nuts when they see him. As he makes his way down to the ring, he slaps the hands of the fans. When he gets to ringside, he goes over and shakes Rowdy Roger’s hand. The Wildcat then enters the ring.]

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Match: As soon as the bell rings, Brian Cash-Man is heard yelling, “Herr Crusher, angreifen Herr Kentucky Wilhelm!”. And with that order, Crusher rushes towards The Wildcat and begins to brutally beat down the masked man of mystery. In fact, this match seemed to be a squash match for the first five minutes as the madman from Austria never relented in his attack. Crusher got The Wildcat in a bear hug squeezing the masked man with all of his might. Referee David Poker kept on checking The Wildcat to see if he was all right and The Wildcat kept on telling him he was.

The fans began stomping their feet on the ground and clapping their hands, in desperate hope that this would somehow magically bring The Wildcat back to life. The louder the fans got the harder Crusher would squeeze The Wildcat. Soon The Wildcats body went limp causing referee David Poker to check his arm to see if he was still able to continue. David Poker checked twice and The Wildcat’s arm fell limp after David Poker released it. Upon doing a third check David Poker let The Wildcat’s arm go, this time the arm did not fall to his side. Instead The Wildcat made a fist, showing David Poker that he was still able to fight.

The Wildcat began punching the madman from Austria on the side of the head. At first Crusher laughed it off, but after awhile even he could not withstand being constantly peppered with punches to the side of the head. Crusher dropped The Wildcat to the canvas and clutched his head in pain. It was at this point that The Wildcat mounted his come back, trying everything in his arsenal to knock the big man down. Finally, a powerful dropkick to the chest forced Crusher to stumble back into the ropes. The fans were going wild as they realized that The Wildcat might actually win this match.

And he was about to until Hollywood Hank ran down to the ring and entered the ring. The RIPW Champion proceeded to enter the ring and hit The Wildcat in the head with the RIPW Championship belt. All this took place right in front of referee David Poker, who had no choice but to award the match to The Wildcat due to disqualification.

Winner by disqualification: The Wildcat

Time: 8:02

[Post-match Hollywood Hank and Crusher Von Steinberg continue to beat down the masked man. That is until Too Hot runs down to the ring. Despite that fact that they outnumber Too Hot three to one the heels want no part of him and they leave the ring while Too Hot checks to see if The Wildcat is all right.]

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Jaime Quine vs. Miss Masterson and ???

[stupid Girls by Pink begins to play and moments later Jaime Quine steps out from behind the backstage curtain. Jaime heads down to the ring, in much better shape than she was the previous month, and slaps the fans hands as she makes her way to ring side. She does stop in front of Rowdy Roger and she rubs his head for good luck much to the delight of RIPW’s number one fan.]

[As soon as Jaime enters the ring we see Miss Masterson step out from behind the backstage curtain in her typical schoolgirl uniform. She has a microphone in her right hand and she begins to speak.]

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Miss Masterson: Hey man beast I would like to introduce you and all of these homely ass fans to my partner and your opponent tonight. Please give it up for Mary Beth Chase!

[Just then a huge, muscular, brute of a woman come out from behind the backstage curtain....

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She stands by the side of a happy Miss Masterson. In the ring Jaime does not seemed phased at all by this big reveal she just yells, “Bring it on!” at Miss Masterson and her new associate.]

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Match: This match followed a certain pattern, MBC and Jaime seemed to be evenly matched with both women displaying an amount of power that fans are not accustomed to seeing in a women’s match. And at the start of the match Jaime was in firm control that was until MBC distracted referee David Poker and Miss Masterson clobbered Jaime in the back of the head with her loaded purse. MBC quickly tagged Miss Masterson in and she started to showboat. She would pin Jaime only to life Jaime’s shoulders up in order to dole out more punishment.

However, Jaime would regain her facilities and would start to beat the crap out of the smaller Miss Masterson. This would cause Miss Masterson to tag out as she knew she was no match for Jaime and she was afraid that Jaime would mess up her face once again. When MBC was in the ring, the match would go back to being a battle between the two strong women. This was the pattern that happened throughout the match. Finally, Jaime could not take the abuse of fighting two people she just collapsed in the ring and she was quickly pinned by Miss Masterson for the victory.

Winners: Miss Masterson and Mary Beth Chase

Time: 10:24

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Too Hot vs. Hollywood Hank © with Brian Cash-Man in a no disqualification, non-title match.

[Let Me Clear My Throat by DJ Kool starts to play and out from behind the backstage curtain comes Too Hot. The fans go nuts as Too Hot makes his way down to the ring. The camera even catches a glimpse of Rowdy Roger dancing to Too Hot‘s entrance theme.]

[The lights in the arena go down and a spotlight shines on the backstage curtain. Simply the Best by Tina Turner begins to play as Brian Cash-Man and the RIPW Champion Hollywood Hank steps out from behind the backstage curtain. Not being having his ring gear with him tonight because he thought he had the night off, Hollywood Hank is wearing trunks that say Kintaro on the side of the leg and he is wearing Sky King's boots.

The RIPW Champion and his general manager are met with a chorus of boos as they make their way down to the ring. Various pieces of garbage is hurled at the duo as they enter the ring.

With this being a non-title match, Referee David Poker does not go into his usual pre-match spiel. Both men stand in their respective corners waiting for the bell to sound.]

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Match: The match started with Too Hot running towards Hollywood Hank. However, before he could reach Hank, the champ slid to the outside of the ring to confer with Brain Cash-Man. Too Hot went after him and he and Hank ran around the ring until Hank reentered the ring. Too Hot followed suit and he was met with a boot to the back. Hank then began to beat on Too Hot for the next couple of minutes.

After being beaten on for a few minutes Too Hot began to mount his comeback as the fans chanted, “Too Hot!”. This chanting provided Too Hot with the motivation he needed to get back into the match. With Too Hot firmly on the offense, he managed to get some really close pins, only to have Hank kick out at the last second each time. Too Hot was starting to run the ropes in order to give him the force he needed for his patented leg-drop that he was about to do. However, he was tripped by Brian Cash-Man and he felt face first into the canvas.

This allowed Hollywood Hank to regain his senses and resume his offensive attack on Too Hot. Once again this was a rinse and repeat of earlier where Hank dominated Too Hot until Too Hot was able to mount another comeback. It was during this second comeback that Rudy Velasquez came down to ringside, yelling profanities at Too Hot.

Too Hot quickly left the ring to go after Rudy and the two began to brawl at ringside, much to the delight of Hollywood Hank and Brian Cash-Man. Referee David Poker yelled at Too Hot to get back in the ring but it was to no avail. Hollywood Hank started jawing at David Poker to begin the ten count and a reluctant David Poker did begin to count. And that is how the match ended via count-out, because Too Hot was too busy fighting Rudy to care about the fact that he was going to lose the match.

Winner by count-out: Hollywood Hank

Time: 14:22

Rob L. Miskovsky: Well Hollywood Hank might have won his match tonight. However, will he be able to defend his title next month against The Wildcat? That is the question I think he should be asking himself for the next month. Furthermore, what condition will The Wildcat be in when he has to face off against the champ. I mean yes he will have a month to heal from the vicious beating he got tonight but will that be enough time.

Well wrestling fans, I hope you all enjoyed the show tonight as much as I did! For my broadcast, partner Mayhem Midden, I’m Rob L. Miskovsky wishing you all a safe and happy evening, good night!

BHK1978 · April 27, 2011

Right lets see .. Can i get more than 1 this time.

Would you settle for getting five out of six right this time around?

Desmond McGuinness vs. Jerry Martin
(hard to choose, but Desmond McGuinness is this diary's Richard Blood/Kayin Puro)

Thank you but Kayin Puro in Jingo's two diaries which can be found here and here is the man. I am glad you think Desmond could be on that level but I am not sure if he will ever match the awesomeness of the man who speaks like five different languages in one promo.

Once again, I would just like to thank everyone that has taken the time to predict, read, and post in this diary.

Here are the total results after this show:

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Congratulation goes to 20LEgend and TakerNGN74 for getting the most right for this show! I really do not have anything to offer you prize wise, but if either of you would like to ask any worker on the roster a question (With the exception of Sue who is the interviewer and Frank Fernandes who was interviewed last month.) by all means do so. You can either post the question here in the thread or PM me.

Nothing really major happened this show with the exception of Crusher and MBC debuting on this show (So much for my self imposed hiring freeze) and Jerry Martin returning to his old ways.

The thing that sucks for me is I wanted to put more wretler's on the show but I could not fit them. So that means guys like Brendan, Sonic, Zachary, Jared and Raphael are left off the show. And Zachary and Raphael will not be on the next show either. I do have them in dark matches but I never post them because a lot of times I have wrestler's that have yet to debut face off with them. Which actually did not happen this time around but has happened in the past. Desmond had been with the company for months until I put him on the main show. Well enough of my rambling...

Jingo · April 27, 2011

Would you settle for getting five out of six right this time around?

It's a start .. And thanks for the plug, cheques in the mail, and please dont try to cash it, it will most certainly bounce.

TakerNGN74 · April 27, 2011

Good Show BHK, keep em coming!

BHK1978 · April 28, 2011

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RIPW wrestler Kintaro head to NOTBPW!

We here at Totalextremewrestling.com have just learned that RIPW wrestler Kintaro (real name Frankie Dee) has just signed a contract to work for North of the Border Pro Wrestling. Details on the length of the contract were not revealed. It is understood that Frankie will work for RIPW for another seven days and then he will be heading up north.

RIPW Head Booker Henry Lee had the following to say when we asked him about his thoughts on this topic, “I am very happy for Frankie, the kid is a very nice guy, good athlete, with a good head on his shoulders. We here at RIPW wish him the very best of luck in the future.”

BHK1978 · May 4, 2011

<div style="text-align:center;"><a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RIPW.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RIPW.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RIPW.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RIPW.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a></div> <div style="text-align:center;">Sue’s Superstar of the Month!</div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="27878" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>[This interview is taking immediately after Collision Course, we see Sue and standing to the left of her is Crusher Von Steinberg and to her right is Brian Cash-Man.] <a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=SueDanes_alt1.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=SueDanes_alt1.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/SueDanes_alt1.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/SueDanes_alt1.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Sue Danes: Wud up RIPW fans! It’s your girl Sue Danes here and it is that time of the month again, you know when I interview an RIPW superstar! My guest this month, who is here with his manager Brian Cash… [brian Cash-Man looks aggravated at Sue. He interrupts her and says:] <a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=HerbStately_jhdBHK.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=HerbStately_jhdBHK.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/HerbStately_jhdBHK.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/HerbStately_jhdBHK.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Brian Cash-Man: Ah Sue, I am a General Manager. I build championship franchises I am not some manager… <a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=SueDanes_alt1.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=SueDanes_alt1.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/SueDanes_alt1.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/SueDanes_alt1.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Sue Danes: Okay what ev dude, anyway my guest this month is the newest member of The Evil Empire, Crusher Von Steinberg. Crusher how do you feel about wrestling here in America? <a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=CrusherVonSteinberg.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=CrusherVonSteinberg.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/CrusherVonSteinberg.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/CrusherVonSteinberg.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Crusher Von Steinberg: I lift things up and put them down. [sue looks confused almost frazzled due to this answer. She is not even sure how his answer is relevant to her question.] <a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=SueDanes_alt1.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=SueDanes_alt1.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/SueDanes_alt1.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/SueDanes_alt1.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Sue Danes: Ah…um…well…all righty then…um…tonight you fought against The Wildcat. RIPW owner Professor Nero put you in that match in order to weaken The Wildcat so that he would not be able to win next month against RIPW Champion Hollywood Hank. Do you totally feel like you did enough damage against The Wildcat? <a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=CrusherVonSteinberg.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=CrusherVonSteinberg.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/CrusherVonSteinberg.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/CrusherVonSteinberg.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Crusher Von Steinberg: I lift things up and put them down. [sue once again looks confused and a bit annoyed at Crusher‘s answer.] <a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=SueDanes_alt1.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=SueDanes_alt1.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/SueDanes_alt1.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/SueDanes_alt1.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Sue Danes: Okay we have a question from our Twitter page from @HymanRoth. The question that they asked was this, “Crusher, what made you join The Evil Empire?” <a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=CrusherVonSteinberg.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=CrusherVonSteinberg.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/CrusherVonSteinberg.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/CrusherVonSteinberg.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Crusher Von Steinberg: I lift things up and put them down. [sue is now clearly flustered at Crusher for giving her the same nonsensical answer repeatedly.] <a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=SueDanes_alt1.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=SueDanes_alt1.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/SueDanes_alt1.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/SueDanes_alt1.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Sue Danes: Dude is, I lift thing up and put them down, the only English you know? Because it is totally annoying… [sue brings the microphone over to Crusher so that he can answer. However, before he can Brian Cash-Man puts up his hand and Crusher closes his mouth. Brian Cash-Man then begins to speak.] <a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=HerbStately_jhdBHK.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=HerbStately_jhdBHK.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/HerbStately_jhdBHK.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/HerbStately_jhdBHK.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Brian Cash-Man: Listen you bleached blonde bimbo, Crusher dose not have to know any English. He is not here to share with you his great amounts of wisdom. No, he is here for one reason and one reason only and that is to destroy people. I did not fly all the way over to Vienna, Austria so that I could have Crusher talk about his feeling. No Crusher has no feelings. The only feelings that Crusher has is joy when I direct him to crush the skull of his opponent. Now to answer a question that you posed to him earlier, I do think he severely damaged The Wildcat. The damage was significant enough that any slight chance The Wildcat had against Hollywood Hank next month is now out the door. You see this man right here is a beast, a demon of destruction and anyone that wants to challenge Hank for the championship is going to have to go through him. Let us be honest, do you think anyone on the RIPW roster has what it takes to beat this man? Komm Crusher, lasst uns diesen Ort verlassen. [Crusher and Cash-Man walk out of the view of the camera and Sue just stands there with an almost perplexed look on her face.] <a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=SueDanes_alt1.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=SueDanes_alt1.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/SueDanes_alt1.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/SueDanes_alt1.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Sue Danes: Well fans I am totally sorry that interview sucked, maybe someone should teach that dude some English. Anyway, I hope you tune in next month when I interview my next superstar of the month. Until then, I hope you all have a kick ass month! See you all laters! [sue blows a kiss at the camera as the screen fades to black.]</div></blockquote> Occ: After posting this I noticed that some of the pictures are not showing up. I am not sure why that seems to be the case, maybe there is a broken link. I hope it will be back to normal soon.

eayragt · May 4, 2011

Working hunky dory from me - photobucket seems to do that randomly periodicly.

BHK1978 · May 13, 2011

<div style="text-align:center;">The following video is on RIPW.com <a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RIPW.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RIPW.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RIPW.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RIPW.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a></div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="27878" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>[This video was shot after the tag match that Frank Fernandes took part in during Collision Course. Frank who is still wearing his wrestling gear is standing in front of a brick wall with a belt in his right hand. He begins to tap said belt against the palm of his left hand.] <a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=Frankie-BoyFernandes.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=Frankie-BoyFernandes.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/Frankie-BoyFernandes.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/Frankie-BoyFernandes.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Frank Fernandes: You know growing up I would often get into trouble. And when I was caught, doing something bad my father would take out his belt and whip me with it. It did serve as a deterrent but then I would go and do something else and the belt would be brought out again and I would be taught yet another lesson. As time went by and I got older…stronger…my father realized that the belt was not going to work on me anymore. The last time he tried it I snatched the belt out of his hands. I told him if he really wanted to punish me, he would have to get the belt out of my hand. Needless to say, my father never tried that again. You see Gabe when you whip a man with a belt you are stripping him of his dignity. The whipping makes him feel like he is less of a man. I know that is exactly what you were trying to do to me. You know what! That crap didn’t work! Every time you whipped me with your belt, a rage built up inside me. I am now afraid that that rage can no longer be contained. I don’t fear for myself Gabe, I fear for you. Next month at End of Days I would like to challenge you to the oldest of old school matches. I want it to be you and I in a strap match! Maybe after I literally whip your ass you will beg me for forgiveness! What do you say to that Gabe? I look forward to hearing your answer! </div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="eayragt" data-cite="eayragt" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="27878" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Working hunky dory from me - photobucket seems to do that randomly periodicly.</div></blockquote> Yeah it seems to act screwy from time to time. They also tend to shut it down from time to time as well and it seems to always happen when I am updating the Compound. <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="27878" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>occ: Also I just wanted to say this next show is taking a long ass time to write. I am still only half way done with it, which is why this has not been updated lately.</div></blockquote>

BHK1978 · May 19, 2011

<div style="text-align:center;">The following video is on RIPW.com <a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RIPW.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RIPW.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RIPW.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RIPW.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a></div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="27878" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>[We are informed that the following video was shot at the Twin River Event Center Studios. We see Gabe Goren dressed in street clothes; he has a sadistic smile on his face. He soon begins to talk in his <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/RcH-3d-BZn4?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Ben Stein - Clear Eyes commercial"></iframe></div></div> <a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RemmyHoneyman_alt1.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RemmyHoneyman_alt1.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RemmyHoneyman_alt1.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RemmyHoneyman_alt1.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Gabe Goren: Hello my name is Gabe Goren. Frank Fernandes it would seem that you have finally decided to step into my realm the realm of old school. I think exactly what it would take to bring you to the old school, a good old fashion belt whipping. I had to beat the old school into you and now you have come to me asking if I will partake in a strap match, which one of the oldest of old school matches. You requested my answer…well of course Frank I would love to beat some old school sensibility into your new school mind. At End of Days, I shall meet you in a strap match and I shall make you see the errors of your way. There is only one school when it comes to the world of professional wrestling and that is the old school. If you and the fans fail to realize that fact then I shall convert each and every one of you one headlock at a time. </div></blockquote>

BHK1978 · May 22, 2011

<div style="text-align:center;">RIPW Presents: End of Days 2011</div> <a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RobLMiskovsky_alt1.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RobLMiskovsky_alt1.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RobLMiskovsky_alt1.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RobLMiskovsky_alt1.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> By Rob L. Miskovsky Well RIPW fans we are going to have one fantastic show for you when we return to Biker’s Paradise in Boston, Massachusetts on Saturday, May 14, 2011. The name of the event is End of Days 2011 and it looks like we have one humdinger of a card lined up for you! On this night, we shall see Brendan Idol taking on Stuart Ferdinand. Now as you RIPW fans know Brendan is sitting at two hundred and ninety-nine loses in a row. The young man from Carlsbad, California definitely does not want to lose his three hundredth match in a row on this evening. Especially against Stuart Ferdinand who is the man who claims it is his personal mission to hand Brendan his three hundredth loss in a row. I caught up with Brendan to ask him about his feelings going into the match here is what he had to say: “Well of course I want to win this match very badly. My reputation is on the line as a professional wrestler. In every sport, streaks are important, but the streak that I am quickly heading towards is very dubious and I do not want to be saddled with being the first wrestler to lose three hundred matches in a row. Come May fourteenth, I am going to go out there and give it my all. Stuart Ferdinand you say that you are going to relish in giving me my three hundredth loss in a row. Well at End of Days my streak shall come to an end and I will finally chalk up a win in the win column.” We shall see if Brendan has what it takes to earn a win. I for one hope he does beat Stuart, maybe then Stuart will not be so smug. In addition, we shall see in a handicap match The Kings of Federal Hill and Jebediah taking on The Young Braves. Now the Braves and the Kings have been fighting each other for the better part of the last year so as you fans know there is nothing but bad blood between the two teams. To top it all off The Kings have added Jebediah to their group in the hopes that he is they guy that will finally let them eliminated The Braves from RIPW. I caught up with The Kings of Federal Hill and Jebediah and asked them about their thoughts on the upcoming match. Here is what team spokesman Johnny Boy had to say: “Yo Chief stares at the lights and Chief gets pinned a lot, we gonna send yo asses back to the reservations where ya belong. Yous thought we were tough before. Well now we gots a pissed off three hundy and sixty-three pound Amish madman with us. If yous think ya gonna make it outta Boston in one piece…fuggedabout! It ain’t gonna happen!” Well the odd are stacked in the favor of The Kings and Jebediah so we shall see who will prevail in that match. Another grudge match that is scheduled to take place is between Rudy Velasquez and Too Hot. This feud started all the way back in September of last year when Rudy jumped Too Hot who had just finished a grueling match with Blackjack Robbins. Rudy has claimed all along that he does not believe that Too Hot is tough enough to claim he is from the street. Well at End of Days, the two men have agreed to meet each other in a street fight. Too Hot shared his thoughts about the up and coming street fight: “Rudy, Rudy, Rudy, why you be dogging Jason Evans man? You’ve been dogging Jason Evans for a minute and Jason Evans is getting sick of it! You wanna say Jason Evans ain’t street; you wanna say Jason Evans ain’t hood; you wanna question the integrity of Jason Evans. Well that be all good dog, cuz at End of Days, Jason Evans is gonna show you just how tough he is. Cuz one, two Jay Evans is coming for you, three, four better lock yo door, five, six grab a crucifix, seven, eight ya better stay up late, nine, ten I’m gonna kick your ass again. And if you don’t know now you know…fool.” Now that should be a great match folks. As a commentator, I know that I am supposed to remain impartial. However, I hope Too Hot or Jason Evans or whatever he wants to call himself this week, will show Rudy just how tough he is. Finally, our main event will see the mysterious man in the blue mask The Wildcat challenging the RIPW Champion Hollywood Hank for the RIPW Championship. Now this match should be one heck of a match, this match is defiantly a match that I am looking forward to. Hollywood Hank told me the following when I asked him about his challenger: “You know people often make false accusations against me calling me a cheater. They say I exploit the system to my advantage. They hurl garbage at me and boo me at the very moment they see me. The same people that besmirch my character are the ones that cheer rabidly for The Wildcat. A man who hides behind a mask and uses technicalities in order to get ahead in this promotion. These pitiful fools should be booing him, should be throwing garbage at him! After all, he is the one who is the unsavory character. Anyway, we all know who The Wildcat is; a cheap blue mask cannot cover up his white trash face. Well Billy boy you finally got your shot at the big time again. Well at the End of Days you better make sure you bring your A game. You are going to need it because you are stepping in the ring with the single greatest champion in the history of this miserable company! I am going to enjoy exposing you for the fraud that you are!” Those are strong words from Hollywood Hank; one has to wonder if he can back them up now that he is facing his toughest opponent yet. We shall find out at End of Days. Well I hope you fans in Rhode Island come out to support our show. Because as you can see it is going to be one humdinger of a card! That is it for this month, so come on down to Biker’s Paradise in Boston, Massachusetts and witness what is sure to be another great RIPW event! The show starts at 8:00 p.m. and doors open at 7:15p.m. So come early and make sure enjoy the show! <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="27878" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">RIPW Presents: End of Days 2011 For the RIPW Championship: The Wildcat vs. Hollywood Hank © For the RIPW Tag Team Championships: The Wilkes Brothers vs. Sky King & ??? © In a Street Fight: Rudy Velasquez vs. Too Hot In a Strap Match: Frank Fernandes vs. Gabe Goren Brendan Idol vs. Stuart Ferdinand The Young Braves vs. The Kings of Federal Hill & Jebediah Sonic S. Thompson vs. Crusher Von Steinberg </div></div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="27878" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>occ: I also wanted to say that a couple of days ago this diary celebrated its first anniversary. Now granted I did take sometime off from it before to it really has not been running for an entire year. However, I will call it one year anyway. What I really would like to say is a thank you to everyone who has picked or read this diary at any point. I salute you guys and girls because you are willing to sit and read the crap I write. Yes, there are a lot of spelling errors and typos but I run it through spell check once, if the computer cannot notice the errors how the heck am I supposed to do so. Yes, the booking might seem odd, I do constantly change the format, and the match write-ups suck. Despite all of that, you stick right by me so kudos to each and every one of you. Seriously though, I never thought this diary would last this long and I am happy that people still read it. I was going to give individual nods to the posters that regularly post in here but I am afraid I will leave someone out and I do enough to piss people off on this board, I do not need to be adding more to it.<img alt=":)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></div></blockquote>

michgcs · May 22, 2011

happy birthday RIPW! hahaha <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

RIPW Presents: End of Days 2011

For the RIPW Championship:

The Wildcat vs. Hollywood Hank ©

For the RIPW Tag Team Championships:

The Wilkes Brothers vs. Sky King & ??? ©

In a Street Fight:

Rudy Velasquez vs. Too Hot

In a Strap Match:

Frank Fernandes vs. Gabe Goren

Brendan Idol vs. Stuart Ferdinand

The Young Braves vs. The Kings of Federal Hill & Jebediah

Sonic S. Thompson vs. Crusher Von Steinberg

TakerNGN74 · May 22, 2011

RIPW Presents: End of Days 2011

For the RIPW Championship:

The Wildcat vs. Hollywood Hank ©

Hank has had it for quite some time if I am correct on that, so if he does win this match I don't see him holding the title much longer after this.

For the RIPW Tag Team Championships:

The Wilkes Brothers vs. Sky King & ??? ©

A Mystery partner whos a champion interesting!

In a Street Fight:

Rudy Velasquez vs. Too Hot

In a Strap Match:

Frank Fernandes vs. Gabe Goren

Brendan Idol vs. Stuart Ferdinand

The Young Braves vs. The Kings of Federal Hill & Jebediah

Sonic S. Thompson vs. Crusher Von Steinberg

Midnightnick · May 22, 2011

For the RIPW Championship:

The Wildcat vs. Hollywood Hank ©

For the RIPW Tag Team Championships:

The Wilkes Brothers vs. Sky King & ??? ©

In a Street Fight:

Rudy Velasquez vs. Too Hot

In a Strap Match:

Frank Fernandes vs. Gabe Goren

Brendan Idol vs. Stuart Ferdinand

The Young Braves vs. The Kings of Federal Hill & Jebediah

Sonic S. Thompson vs. Crusher Von Steinberg

Jingo · May 22, 2011

For the RIPW Championship:

The Wildcat vs. Hollywood Hank ©

For the RIPW Tag Team Championships:

The Wilkes Brothers vs. Sky King & ??? ©

In a Street Fight:

Rudy Velasquez vs. Too Hot

In a Strap Match:

Frank Fernandes vs. Gabe Goren

Brendan Idol vs. Stuart Ferdinand

The Young Braves vs. The Kings of Federal Hill & Jebediah

Sonic S. Thompson vs. Crusher Von Steinberg

BHK1978 · May 23, 2011

RIPW Presents: End of Days 2011

Saturday, May 14, 2011

Biker’s Paradise, Boston, Massachusetts

Attendance: 228

Show Rating: E

[The show begins with the arena being pitch black save for a few lighters being lit in the crowd. A spotlight comes on and begins to circle the arena, we then see Rob and Mayhem standing at the announcer‘s desk which is perched in a balcony high above the arena floor.]

Rob L. Miskovsky: Hello and welcome wrestling fans to End of Days 2011! We are coming to you live from Biker’s Paradise in Boston, Massachusetts! I’m Rob Miskovsky and as always, I am standing along side my broadcast partner Mayhem Midden!

Mayhem we have a stacked card tonight, however looking over the card one match looms over all others and that is the main event of the evening a match pitting the challenger The Wildcat who will be taking on the RIPW Champion Hollywood Hank. What are your thoughts on tonight’s main event?

Mayhem Midden: We all know who The Wildcat is, oh yeah…dig it! For him to try to play it off like he isn’t Kentucky Bill is a joke…dig it! There is no reason for him to even be in an RIPW Championship match because he was fired for attacking Professor Nero. He can hide behind his mask all he wants but we all know who he is, and we all know he don’t deserve to be in the ring with the greatest RIPW Champion of all time. I just can’t wait to see The Wildcat lose tonight!

Rob L. Miskovsky: We shall see if the man in the blue mask has what it takes to win the championship. Right now our first match of the evening is about to begin let us go down to ringside for it.

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Sonic S. Thompson vs. Crusher Von Steinberg with Brian Cash-Man

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Match: As soon as the bell rings, Brian Cash-Man is heard yelling, “Herr Crusher, angreifen Herr Sonic!” Crusher runs towards Sonic and begins a short but brutal assault on Sonic. Crusher soon applies the Mind Crusher on Sonic’s skull. While doing this Crusher taunts the crowd with some German cuss words, nobody in the crowd understood him but he still managed to get them pissed off at him. Finally, Sonic passed out do to pain and so the Crusher won due to his opponent being unable to continue the match.

Winner: Crusher Von Steinberg

Time: 4:58

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The Young Braves vs. The Kings of Federal Hill & Jebediah

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Match: Though they were the team that was at a disadvantage, The Young Braves controlled the earlier portion of this match. However, this control would not last as the Kings and Jebediah used their one-man advantage to gain control of the matching using underhanded tactics.

The Kings and Jebediah began to isolate Running Bear, keeping him on their side of the ring and working on his left knee. Both Johnny Boy and Justin would frequently run over to their opponent’s corner and slap Running Wolf in the face. This would draw Running Wolf into the ring only to have referee David Poker admonish him and tell him to leave the ring and get back in his corner. While the referee had his back turn, the Braves and Jebediah would attack Running Bear. This happened on a couple of occasions and this really began to raise the ire of the crowd. Both Johnny Boy and Justin ate up the jeers as they kept turning around and taunting the crowd.

Then a slow rumble of feet began to be heard throughout the arena. It grew louder and the feet stomping soon began to be accompanied by the war cry, which begins to echo throughout the arena. Soon the fans begin to do the tomahawk chop, all of this seems to inject Running Bear with the energy he needs to fight off Jebediah (who was in the ring with him at the time) and hot-tag Running Wolf into the match.

Running Wolf proceeds to clean house tossing both Johnny Boy and Justin onto the arena floor. Running Wolf then finishes Jebediah off with the Wolf Tamer and he pins him for the victory.

Winners: The Young Braves

Time: 9:39

[We now head to the backstage area, more specifically Henry Lee‘s office. Henry is sitting at his desk typing on this laptop. A few moments later Jerry Martin and The Wolverine enter Henry‘s office. Henry peers at his guests from over his glasses and begins to speak.]

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Henry Lee: Glad you gentlemen could make it tonight. I brought you two here because I want to know why in the hell did you attack Desmond McGuinness last month. I thought I told you to stop doing that crap and I thought you heeded my advice. Apparently, I was wrong…

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The Wolverine: Yeah ya know Hank this kid right here is special and for da last couple of months I watched him struggle with his identity. Dis kid ain’t no goody two shoes, he is hardcore man and I just couldn’t watch him be sometin he wasn’t.

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Henry Lee: But did he really need to do what he did? Desmond had lacerations on his back and he was unable to walk for a week. In fact, he is just now recovering from the attack. The doctors would not even clear him to be on tonight’s show.

Look, Wolverine I am going to be perfectly blunt with you. I brought you into this promotion to mentor this young man. To make him see that at the end of the day nothing good can come out of being a hardcore wrestler.

Apparently, you decided to go against my mandate and you are encouraging this young man to act like a complete and utter psychopath. Therefore, I think it is prudent that I revoke you managing license and wish you the best of luck in the future.

[Henry Lee stands up and extends his hand towards The Wolverine, who looks at his friend with complete disdain.]

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The Wolverine: So it’s gonna be like that Hank?

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Henry Lee: Yes, unfortunately it is this is business, not personal. I am sorry to do this but I cannot have you stirring Jerry down the wrong path. I cannot afford to have members of my roster laid out of months on end just because you are enabling Jerry’s hardcore actions. I hired you for a job and you failed to do it, it is as simple as that.

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The Wolverine: Fine you wanna do me like that...it’s all-good. I’ll go but not before, I do this…

[The Wolverine punches Henry with a vicious looking left hook. Henry falls to the floor and The Wolverine proceeds to beat on Henry. Jerry looks on gleefully and begins clapping his hands. Jerry then walks out of the office for a minute only to reemerge moments later with Deanna!

The Wolverine looks up at Jerry and smiles, he then stands up and motions towards Jerry to attack Henry. Jerry then begins beating Henry with Deanna, while doing this he begins to maniacally laugh. After about a minute or so Jerry backs away to observe his carnage he just brought down upon Henry Lee. He then kneels on the floor next to Henry and begins to speak in a voice that sounds eerily like Heath Ledger‘s voice when he played the Joker.]

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Jerry Martin: Time after time, I begged and pleaded with you to be my mentor to no avail. Each time you refused, well I found my hardcore mentor. I no longer have the desire for your tutelage, because The Wolverine will tell me all that I need to know about being hardcore.

You had your chance to teach me but you refused! Now look at what has happened to you because of your refusal, you are lying in a pool of your own blood! Remember that I did this to you because, I’m hardcore! I’m hardcore! I’m hardcore!

[Jerry then stands up and spits on Henry Lee before he and Wolverine leave the office.]

[We now head on over to the dressing room of The Evil Empire. In the dressing room is Brian Cash-Man and Sky King.]

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Brian Cash-Man: Now as many of you know Kintaro has decided to ply his trade up north. I along with the members of my franchise harbor no ill will towards him. He had to do what was best for him and that was getting out of this dump.

The departure of Kintaro put me in a bit of a situation. You see with Kintaro gone, that means that one-half of the tag team champions is gone. This means that there is nobody to defend the belts with Sky King. I was afraid the RIPW Championship Committee would strip my franchise of the titles.

However, after talking to RIPW owner Professor Nero, we came to an agreement that I would be able to name Kintaro’s successor. Said successor would immediately become an official co-holder of the tag team championships and would help Sky King defend said titles against those two stupid inbred brothers tonight.

Upon hearing this, I had to find a suitable successor for Kintaro. I looked over the RIPW roster and only one man on this roster seemed qualified enough to be Kintaro’s replacement and that man is the living god himself Jared Johnson!

[Jared Johnson walks on screen with a huge smug grin on his face.]

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Brian Cash-Man: Jared I would like to congratulate you on becoming the newest member of The Evil Empire and for becoming a tag team champion. Having a wrestler of your caliber join our franchise is a great honor.

[brian Cash-Man hands Jared Johnson, Kintaro‘s Tag Team Championship belt. Jared takes said belt and puts it over his right shoulder.]

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Jared Johnson: I’m am such a great wrestler that people give me titles!

[Jared laughs and pats the plate of the title.]

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Jared Johnson: I would like to thank you for the opportunity Brian and I look forward to not only being one-half of the tag team champions but also being the newest member of The Evil Empire. You see my whole I have been a solo act because nobody was good enough to be in my presence. However, that is no longer the case now that I am tagging with Sky King.

You see Sky King and I are already the best tag team in the industry today and we have not even had a match yet. In fact, we are so good that you might as well call us Tag Team of the Century because there is currently no teams that are better than us. There are no teams in the future that will be better than us.

In a few moments, we are going to head down to the ring and face off with The Wilkes Brothers. Two morons whose family has been inbreeded so much one might think they are apart of the House of Windsor. Well boys tonight you two are going to be the first victims of our greatness! Because I am Jared Johnson and he is Sky King and we are Tag Team of the Century!

[We now head to The Wilkes Brothers‘ locker room where we see Leftie getting ready for his match, which is up next. A few seconds later Leftie enters the room, followed by Heather B., dressed in his street clothes.]

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Leftie: Hey, what’s up we got a match in like three minutes why are you just showing up now?

[Dutch takes off his jacket and shirt and puts them in his locker.]

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Dutch: Man, me and Heather thought da show was in Rhode Island this month. We showed up at the Twin River Event Center and they told us that there ain’t no wrestling there tonight. So we hightailed it up here ASAP.

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Leftie: Where have youz two been anyway? I’ve been trying to reach da both of you over da past month and both your phones go directly to voicemail. I mean I know da both of youz have been up in Canada but since youz been back it seems like youz went off da grid.

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Dutch: Nah bro, I told ya I would be in Canada for da first part of da month and then I was gonna go to Mexico for da otta part of da month. I just got back last night and Heather was kind enough to give me a ride home.

[Leftie turns and looks at Heather and says:]

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Leftie: You were up in Canada for some time too right? I mean after I we went up there you didn’t come back with me…

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Heather B.: Yeah cuz I had to go visit my sick aunt in Toronto, I told you that when we saw each other the last time.

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Leftie: Right, right…I’m sorry guys. It’s just Donte told me something before he left and it’s been messing with my mind…

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Dutch: Yeah bro I saw that, you know what he said ain’t true. Me and Heather would never betray your trust like that, and you know that’s true. Look don’t focus on dat, focus on the match we’re about to have. We got a shot at winning da belts tonight and I don’t need ya thinking about lies.

I need ya to be thinking about winning dem der betls. Okay Leftie?

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Leftie: Yeah bro, you’re right let’s got out der and kick some but!

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Dutch: That’s what I like to hear, dat other crap we can deal with later.

[Leftie leaves the room to head to the ring and Dutch shoots Heather a quick look before they leave for the ring.]

For the RIPW Tag Team Championships:

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The Wilkes Brothers with Heather B. vs. Tag Team of the Century with Brian Cash-Man

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Match: The Wilkes Brothers quickly gained the upper hand during the opening moments of the match. However, momentum shifted towards the champions during the middle portion when Jared and Sky King were able to isolate Leftie from his brother.

The heels kept Leftie in their corner until Leftie was able to muster up the strength to fight his way out of their corner. Leftie proceeded to tag Dutch into the match and Dutch cleaned house sending Sky King to the floor and knocking Jared down with a clothesline. Dutch begins to work on Jared, while Leftie recoups on the ring apron.

Dutch tags his brother back into the match, at this point Sky King begins to menacingly advance towards Heather. Dutch notices this and jumps off the ring apron, he is quickly met with a swift kick to the head, which knocks Dutch to the ground. Heather goes over and shields Dutch so that Sky King would not do any further damage to him.

It was at this point that Leftie looks outside of the ring (He was preoccupied with trying to pin Jared.), upon seeing Heather cradling Dutch, Leftie just stands by the ring rope in shock. Jared comes up from behind Leftie and nails him in the back of the head. He then takes Leftie and D.D.T.’s him and then proceeds to cover him for the victory.

Winner and still RIPW Tag Team Champions: Tag Team of the Century

Time: 8:21

[After the match Leftie slowly gets up, groggy over the hit to the back of the head, he sees Heather B. still cradling his brother. Disgusted by this Leftie heads to the back without even checking on his brother.]

[We are now sent to the back where Sue Danes is standing by with The Wildcat.]

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Sue Danes: Wildcat it is totally cool that you have agreed to talk about your match tonight. So how are you feeling right now?

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The Wildcat: Well Sue to be honest with ya, I’m a bit nervous. Pre-match jitters and all that, but I wanna be clear just because I have pre-match nerves right now doesn‘t mean that I am scared. You see Hollywood Hank, tonight you’re gonna have to face a challenger that is actually gonna give you a fight.

You can’t duck me no more so tonight I’m gonna make a bold prediction. Just like Joe Namath said before Super Bowl III, tonight I guarantee that I’m gonna be walking outta this arena with the RIPW Championship. There ain’t no doubt in my mind that that is true! Oh my grave…I mean oh my baby!

[The Wildcat walks off camera as Sue smiles.]

[We now see Professor Nero (flanked by his bodyguard Zachary INC.) talking to Brian Cash-Man in the dressing room of The Evil Empire (Oddly enough no member of the Empire is actually on screen despite this being their dressing room.).]

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Professor Nero: Under no circumstances can Hank lose the title tonight. I want to make that perfectly clear to you Brian.

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Brian Cash-Man: I understand that fully and you have my word that The Wildcat will not be walking out of the arena tonight as the new RIPW Champion.

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Professor Nero: Good because I would hate to see a strain in our rather lucrative relationship. However, there will be a strain if Hank loses tonight. I can hardly accommodate the needs of you and your men if they cannot keep the title off The Wildcat. After all of the concessions I have made to you and your group I feel that you owe me the satisfaction of not seeing The Wildcat as the next RIPW Champion.

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Brian Cash-Man: Well sir you will get your satisfaction tonight because there is just no way Kentucky B…I mean The Wildcat shall beat the greatest champion in RIPW history.

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Professor Nero: Good, good. Now if you will excuse me I have other matters to attend to.

[Nero and Zachary walk off screen while Brian wipes the sweat off his forehead. We head back to the ring for the next match of the evening.]

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Brendan Idol vs. Stuart Ferdinand

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[before the match began Stuart asked for the microphone and began talking to Brendan.]

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Stuart Ferdinand: Well, well, well Brendan tonight is gonna be the night you suffer the indignity of your three hundredth loss in a row. That is a humiliation the likes of which no wrestler should have to go through. To be honest with you I do not want to put you through this. However, you are a victim of circumstances.

These fans have not shown me an ounce of respect since I came to this company and I am sick of it. They spit at me and throw garbage at me. They chant, “Go back home!”, every time I come down to the ring. And this lack of respect is beyond frustrating for an International Superstar such as myself.

So I have to take my frustration on you because the fans look up to you. You’re their hero, the man who loses every month and keeps coming back for more. For the life of me I cannot figure why the fans love you so much.

[stuart pauses for a moment and it would seem like he just thought of something.]

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Stuart Ferdinand: Wait a moment…I have just thought of something. Brendan, to show these fans I am worthy of their cheers and not their jeers, I want to make you an offer that you should not refuse. In order to show everyone how benevolent I am, I will be willing to allow you to walk out of this ring right now.

You and I do not have to fight tonight, and you do not have to suffer your inevitable three hundredth loss in a row. What do you say Brendan do we have a deal?

[stuart extends his hand towards Brendan, Brendan looks out to the crowd to get their opinion as to what he should do. An overwhelming portion of the crowd scream out no, including Rowdy Roger who was holding up a sign that said, “I still believe Brendan!”. Brendan moves in to shake Stuart‘s hand and then at the last second he kicks Stuart in the gut. This means he is ready to fight.]

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Match: Brendan got off to a hot start after he kicked Stuart in the gut. In fact Brendan kept on hitting Stuart in the stomach area in the hopes that he could take away Stuart’s wind. This worked to an extent as Stuart began to breath a little heavy. However, a well-placed rake to the eyes by Stuart was enough to give him a break from the action.

After Stuart was able to get his breath back he began his all out assault on Brendan. Brendan did try to fight back but he just could not manage to get momentum to swing back his way. Finally, Stuart Fisherman Suplexed Brendan to the mat and covered him for the victory.

Winner: Cowboy Stuart Ferdinand

Time: 7:58

[brendan was very slow getting up after the match, he had a look of utter embarrassment on his face as he realized that he just suffered his three hundredth loss in a row. Despite the loss the fans gave him a round of applauds as he walked back to the dressing room.]

[We are taken to the backstage area where Rudy Velasquez is.]

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Rudy Velasquez: So Too Hot, you wanna fight me in a street fight tonight. Well ese let me tell ya this, what I’ve done to you over da past couple of months is nothing compared to what I’m gonna do to ya tonight Holmes. Tonight ese, I’m gonna make ya wish that ya were milking cows back in Fargo or whatever they do out there in that hick town.

Time and time again Too Hot I have beaten yo ass. Ain’t no way, no how you gonna beat me tonight ese. I’m gonna prove to da RIPW fans once and for all that you ain’t nothing but a punk ass bitch. Professor Nero better get a body bag ready and call da coroner right now, cuz you ain’t walking outta da ring alive Holmes. Ya just another victim Too Hot and I’m gonna silence ya once and for all! I’m outta here…Viva la raza.

[Rudy walks off camera and we are sent to the ring for the next match.]

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Frank Fernandes vs. Gabe Goren

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Match: Referee David Poker attaches the strap to each man before the match begins. One both men are attached to the strap, David Poker tells the timekeeper to ring the bell. The start of the match is a tug-of-war with both men trying to bring their opponent towards them. Frank wins this war as through pure strength he is able to pull Gabe towards him. Frank proceeds to whip Gabe with the strap even managing to open a small cut on Gabe’s forehead.

At this point Frank touches his first corner, only to have a livid Gabe (who is angry due to the cut on his head) pull Frank into the center of the ring. Both men begin to duke it out in the center of the ring. Gabe actually has part of the strap wrapped around his knuckles (there are no rules saying he cannot do this) so his punches have an extra sting to them. These punches started to take their toll on Frank and he was soon weakened by them.

It was at this point that Gabe began his quest to touch the corners. He touched two corners before there was a break as Frank once again began to fight back, eventually beating Gabe down to the point where Frank is firmly in control of the match. Frank then begins his march towards all four corners.

Frank touches the first corner, while dragging Gabe behind him. Due to the fact that Frank is not paying attention to his opponent he does not see Gabe touch the turnbuckle as well. Frank touches the second corner, once again due to Frank being more focused on himself he does not realize that Gabe touched the second corner as well. Frank slowly heads over to the third turnbuckle, which he touches. Once again Gabe manages to touch it as well due to the fact that Frank is still not paying attention to his opponent, despite the protests of the fans who are desperately screaming at Frank to pay attention to Gabe.

Frank begins to head towards the fourth and final turnbuckle. It is at this point that Gabe takes the strap and wraps it around the neck of Frank, trying to choke him. Frank, who has hardly any energy left, desperately tries to make it over to the fourth corner. However, dragging Gabe around the ring has taken its toll on the young wrestler and he is too physically taxed to muster up the strength to muster forward. Frank uses his last burst of energy to try and throw Gabe over his head. He does manage to do this but in the process of doing this Gabe’s foot manages to touch the fourth and final turnbuckle before falling to the mat. Thus Gabe wins the match.

Winner: Gabe Goren

Time: 7:40

[We now head to the backstage area more specifically to the dressing room of The Evil Empire. We see Brian Cash-Man and RIPW Champion Hollywood Hank standing there. A voice off screen tells Cash-Man that they are on and Cash-Man begins to talk.]

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Brian Cash-Man: You know Wildcat, tonight I am going to call a spade a spade and refer to you as Kentucky Bill because any educated person knows that is who you are. Tonight Bill you finally get your shot at the RIPW Championship. A title you have held in the past.

Well this is not the past this is the present and any accolades that you have won previously mean nothing. You see standing next to me is the greatest champion in the history of this low-rent company. This man has held the RIPW Championship for over a year. That is a claim that nobody else can match not even you, you trailer park living swill.

So Bill after months and months of trying to get this match you have finally got it. To get this match you had to hide behind a mask and various technicalities. I hope you are proud of yourself because after the champ is through with you, you are going to have to ask yourself if it was all worth it.

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Hollywood Hank: So Bill tonight you challenge me for my RIPW Championship. This title means nothing to me because I am a world-class athlete who has held the gold in every company that I have wrestled in. However, I do take pride in the fact that I am the greatest champion in this company’s miserable history.

It is kind of a perverse pride, to say you are the best of the best in a land of crap. And that is exactly what I am the best of the best in this land of crap! Tonight Bill you got your wish, you got your shot at the gold. However, if you think you are going to win tonight you are as dumb as these pitiful peons that cheer for you!

Simply put I am the greatest wrestler in the history of this company. And tonight I am going to prove that fact once again!

[We are now brought over to Sue Danes who is joined by Too Hot for an interview.]

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Sue Danes: So in like a few minutes you are going to step into the ring with Rudy Velasquez in a street fight match. How do you feel going into the match?

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Too Hot: Baby girl, Jason Evans is not sweating a thing. Rudy Velasquez thinks his match with Jason Evans is gonna be a walk in the park. Well Jason Evans will tell you right now, Jason Evans is gonna kick yo ass from pillar to post.

You say Jason Evans ain’t street! Well tonight you gonna find out just how much of the hood runs through the soul of Jason Evans! Oh and know this, Jason Evans ain’t the one gonna go home in a body bag. Nah man if it is anyone that is gonna go home in a body bag it’s you son! And if ya don’t know, now ya know!

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Sue Danes: Well…um…okay good luck with your match…back to you Rob…

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Rudy Velasquez vs. Too Hot

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Match: Both men are wearing street clothes as this match begins on the outside of the ring. In fact none of this match actually took part inside of the ring. These men fought all over Biker’s Paradise and each man had moments of domination. There was also a very liberal use of weapons being used in this match as well.

They fought their way back to one of the merchandise tables, Too Hot manages to tackle Rudy with a double takedown forcing both men to land on top of the table. Said table does not break and Rudy does not look too happy about that outcome as he clutches the small of his back, while Too Hot gets off the top of him and goes to get something to hit Rudy with.

Too Hot returns with a wooden sign that one of the fans had which has, “Where‘s Raphael?” written on it. Too Hot begins to hit Rudy with said sign and he manages to open a small cut on Rudy‘s forehead. As a small amount of blood begins to trickle down Rudy‘s forehead, he manages to muster up some strength in order to fight back.

Momentum swings towards Rudy‘s favor at this point as he manages to get a hold of the wooden sign and he begins to bash Too Hot in the head with said sign. Now it is Too Hot‘s turn to bleed from the forehead and bleed profusely. Both men seem very week at this point as they brawl their way towards ringside. Finally, Too Hot is able to clothesline Rudy, knocking Rudy to the floor. Too Hot then proceeds to cover a weaken Rudy for the victory.

Winner: Too Hot

Time: 13:23

For the RIPW Championship

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The Wildcat vs. Hollywood Hank © with Brian Cash-Man

[before the start of the match RIPW Head referee David Poker walks over to the center of the ring. He then holds up his right arm as the ring announcer (who is standing behind him) holds the microphone up to David‘s mouth. David motions for both fighters to join him in the center of the ring. Both men comply and David says the following:]

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David Poker: Okay gentlemen this match is for the RIPW Championship, I went over the instructions for this match in the locker room. I expect a good clean fight. Any questions?

Both fighters shake their heads no; Hollywood Hank keeps his eyes locked on the challenger’s eyes. The Wildcat stands there statue like retuning the gaze of the champion.

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David Poker: Okay then shake hands and return to your respective corners.

[Hank actually puts his hand out for The Wildcat to shake. The Wildcat looks out at the crowd to see if he should, a chorus of boos is heard from the crowd. However, The Wildcat, who is a firm believer in sportsmanship goes to shake the hand of the champion. Hank promptly slaps The Wildcat in the face and The Wildcat returns the favor thus starting the match.]

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Match: Neither man decides to heed referee David Poker’s pre-match instruction as neither go to their respective corner. Instead they start to duke it out in the center of the ring. The first few minutes of the match was basically both men getting in an equal amount of offense.

Hank dominated much of the middle portion of the match much to the dismay of the raucous crowd. Hank frequently tried to remove The Wildcat’s mask but Wildcat kept on fighting off his attempts. Also, during the middle portion of the match Hank pinned Wildcat a couple of times only to break-up his own pin attempt. Hank started to jaw at the crowd after the third time that he broke-up his own pin attempt. He could be heard yelling at the crowd, “I want to make this masked bitch suffer!”.

While Hank was busy paying attention to the crowd, The Wildcat got up seeming to feed off the energy of the crowd. Brian frantically yelled at Hank to turn around but it was too late as The Wildcat nailed Hank with a drop kick. The Wildcat quickly goes over and covers the stunned and visibly tired Hank. Referee David Poker counts 1...2...3!

And the match is over! We have a new RIPW Champion and his name is The Wildcat!

Winner and new RIPW Champion: The Wildcat

Time: 15:39

[Post-match the fans being to cheer wildly as Hollywood Hank‘s reign of terror is finally over. Hank rolls out of the ring with a solemn look on his face. Brian Cash-Man is yelling at him as both men head back to the dressing room.

The Ring Announcer tells the fans to stay right where they are for the official crowning of the new champion. Moments later RIPW owner Professor Nero comes down to the ring and gets the RIPW Championship from the timekeeper. He proceeds to enter the ring and he walks over to The Wildcat, who has been joined in the ring by Too Hot, The Young Braves, Leftie Wilkes and Frank Fernandes. The ring announcer then begins his official announcement of the new champion.]

Ring Announcer: The winner of this match at a time of fifteen minutes and thirty-nine seconds and the NEW R-I-P-W Champion The Wildcat!

[Nero reluctantly puts the belt around the waist of The Wildcat and he quickly exists the ring in disgust as The Wildcat and his friends begin to celebrate in the ring. Frank and Running Bear hoist the new champion up on their shoulders much to the delight of the fans, as Celebration by Cool and the Gang begins to play over the arena‘s sound system. This is the final shot of the night that we see.]

BHK1978 · May 23, 2011

Once again, I would just like to thank everyone that has taken the time to predict, read, and post in this diary.

Here are the total results after this show:

Congratulation goes to michgcs and Midnightnick for getting the most right for this show! I really do not have anything to offer you prize wise, but if either of you would like to ask any worker on the roster a question (With the exception of Sue who is the interviewer and Crusher Von Steinberg who was interviewed last month.) by all means do so. You can either post the question here in the thread or PM me.

Post-show thoughts:

1. I kept the oh yeah and dig it that Mayhem Midden always says because I wrote this long before the tragic events on Friday morning. Also as a bit of an homage to Randy Savage, as that was what it was always meant to be anyway.

2. I have said it in the past and I will probably say it again, I am done booking two-hour shows. They just take too long for me to write, this show took me about a month to write!

For the life of me, I just could not write the strap match. I am not happy with the way it turned out but I just wanted to finish it. I know I am terrible at match write-ups and that match just kept on going and going.

I had originally planned for Gabe to lose to Frank. Gabe refused to lose to Frank in the game when I was running the show. Therefore, I changed it and then came to the actual writing of the match. I am not sure if I have ever written a strap match before but now that I have done it, I highly do I will ever book one again.

3. The plan for this show is to be the final for all of the major and semi-major feuds that have gone on over the past year of this diary. Now obviously some of the feuds that are just starting are not done with after this show but the rest are.

Next show is going to be a somewhat re-boot of the promotion. Not in a TNA sense but in a sense that new feuds would begin at the next show. I was also planning to do this every three months or so, meaning most feuds would last for three months and then they would end and the cycle would start all over again.

What that would mean is every three months there would be a two hour show that would serve as the show where all the feuds ended. However, as I said before writing two-hour shows just suck for me so I might have to rethink that plan.

My problem is I am so used to watching wrestling shows that are on every week and therefore they are able to do more to get the feud over. I still have a problem with the one show a month in game, because I would love to do some meaningless stuff in the feuds but that ends up dragging them out. Much like the Braves/Kings feud, which lasted a lot longer than I wanted it to.

Well that is all I can think of in regards to notes on the show. Once again thank you all for reading and predicting and I hope you enjoyed this somewhat.

michgcs · May 23, 2011

1. I kept the oh yeah and dig it that Mayhem Midden always says because I wrote this long before the tragic events on Friday morning. Also as a bit of an homage to Randy Savage, as that was what it was always meant to be anyway.

Is it weird that Mayhem Midden was the second thing I thought of when I heard Macho Man had passed away?

Anyway, Rudy Velasquez + Gabe Goren = Eddie Guerrero? Nice show, good to see me win for once (tied for first is STILL first)

BHK1978 · May 23, 2011

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="michgcs" data-cite="michgcs" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="27878" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Is it weird that Mayhem Midden was the second thing I thought of when I heard Macho Man had passed away? Anyway, Rudy Velasquez + Gabe Goren = Eddie Guerrero? Nice show, good to see me win for once <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> (tied for first is STILL first)</div></blockquote> I am not sure what you mean by Rudy + Gabe = Eddie. If you are saying they both remind you of Eddie that was not supposed to happen but I will take it. Rudy is supposed to my version of ROH/TNA star Homicide. Granted I am not sure if that is what others see him as but that is who I was trying to base him on. Gabe is based on former ECW wrestler Danny Doring at least partly. With the gimmick being that he wrestles very boring matches and because of that the fans shout boring at him. He however feels that he is winning over fans because his name Goren sound close to boring and therefore he thinks they are chanting his name because they think he is good. And thank you for the nice show comment, rember if you have a question for a wrestler by all means ask. You did earn the right to do so.<img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

michgcs · May 24, 2011

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="BHK1978" data-cite="BHK1978" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="27878" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>I am not sure what you mean by Rudy + Gabe = Eddie. If you are saying they both remind you of Eddie that was not supposed to happen but I will take it. </div></blockquote> I meant just for that show, with Rudy saying Viva La Raza and Gabe doing the Eddie thing with the bullrope match <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Also you can ask Brendan what it was like to have wrestled (and lost in) 300 matches <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

BHK1978 · May 24, 2011

<div style="text-align:center;">The following video is on RIPW.com <a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RIPW.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RIPW.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RIPW.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RIPW.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a></div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="27878" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>[Per the graphic on the bottom of the screen, we are informed that the following took place directly after the Wilkes Brothers match at End of Days.] [Leftie enters the locker room and sits on the bench staring down at the ground shaking his head in disgust at the outcome of the match that just ended a few minutes earlier. Moments later Dutch and Heather B. enter the room. Dutch looks very ticked off, he picks up a plastic chair and flings it off camera. The noise startles his younger brother who turns around to see what is going on. The moment Dutch sees Leftie looking in his general direction he begins to yell.] <a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=DuberryExcess.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=DuberryExcess.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/DuberryExcess.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/DuberryExcess.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Dutch Wilkes: I’m sick and tired of losing! Month in and month out all we do is lose! Its gotta end soon! [Leftie shakes his head for a moment before he begins to speak.] <a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=LeftieWilkes.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=LeftieWilkes.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/LeftieWilkes.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/LeftieWilkes.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Leftie Wilkes: Hey bro, I wanna know why my girlfriend was cradling you while I’m in da ring getting my ass kicked! <a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=DuberryExcess.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=DuberryExcess.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/DuberryExcess.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/DuberryExcess.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Dutch Wilkes: Nah bro, you don’t get to do that! You don’t get to change the subject! Why is it every time over da past year that we lose your ass is da one getting pinned? I gotta be honest with ya bro, I’m beginning to have regrets about joining a tag team with ya. I ain’t meaning to be harsh but you keep on costing us matches. [Leftie does not look all that pleased over the response.] <a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=LeftieWilkes.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=LeftieWilkes.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/LeftieWilkes.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/LeftieWilkes.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Leftie Wilkes: We woulda been tag champions tonight if I didn’t get distracted by my girlfriend cuddling up with ya on da floor. Dis loss ain’t on me bro! And if ya don't wanna tag with me no more then we don't have to tag no more. Ya can go ya own way... <a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=HeatherB.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=HeatherB.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/HeatherB.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/HeatherB.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Heather B. (screaming): Will you two clam the hell down! My god you act like two little kids sometimes… The reason I was cradling Dutch was because Sky King kicked him in the head! He was knocked out and I saw Sky King coming towards him wanting to do more harm to him. I wasn’t aboot to allow him to do any further damage to Dutch. So I shielded Dutch in the hopes that Sky King wouldn’t hit a woman. And I was right in doing so, because Sky King did not attack him a-gain. [Leftie stands up and walks over to his brother. Leftie now looks embarrassed.] <a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=LeftieWilkes.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=LeftieWilkes.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/LeftieWilkes.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/LeftieWilkes.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Leftie Wilkes: Man I didn’t see ya get kicked in da head…I’m sorry for blowing up like that bro. [Dutch shakes his head.] <a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=DuberryExcess.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=DuberryExcess.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/DuberryExcess.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/DuberryExcess.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Dutch Wilkes: Yeah bro, I’m sorry for yelling at ya to. I’m just very pissed over how many losses we’ve been getting over da past couple of months. We good? <a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=LeftieWilkes.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=LeftieWilkes.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/LeftieWilkes.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/LeftieWilkes.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Leftie Wilkes: Yeah bro, it’s all good in da hood. [The Wilkes Brothers hug and the screen fades to black.]</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="michgcs" data-cite="michgcs" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="27878" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>I meant just for that show, with Rudy saying Viva La Raza and Gabe doing the Eddie thing with the bullrope match <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Also you can ask Brendan what it was like to have wrestled (and lost in) 300 matches <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></div></blockquote> Ah I see, now I understand what you were saying.<img alt=":o" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/redface.png.900245280682ef18c5d82399a93c5827.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> And the question shall be posed to Brendan soon.

BHK1978 · May 26, 2011

<div style="text-align:center;">The following video is on RIPW.com <a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RIPW.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=RIPW.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RIPW.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/RIPW.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a></div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="27878" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>[The following video was shot sometime after Wolverine and Jerry Martin attacked Henry Lee. We see Henry Lee, hunched over, sitting at his desk dried blood caked on his face and fresh blood trickling down his forehead. His blue and white striped dress shirt is covered in his own blood. There is a crazed look in his eyes as he glances at the camera.] <a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=HenryLee_jhdBHK.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=HenryLee_jhdBHK.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/HenryLee_jhdBHK.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/HenryLee_jhdBHK.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Henry Lee: I thought when dropped my King of Death Matches Title to Battle Sakata two years ago my career as an in ring performer was done with. After all how much more trauma could a man of my age handle. Yes in the past two years, I have been very tempted to make a comeback, after all the ring is my siren and I can hear her beckoning to me. Every time I thought about making a comeback, I talked myself out of it. After all, I am very content with my life right now. Sure, my back is crap, my legs are worn down, from time to time I get severe headaches, but those are things that I can live with. After all most middle aged man have aches and pains regardless of what their chosen profession is. So yes, I was quite happy to hang up my boots and take an office job. I no longer had to have shards of glass digging into my skull; I no longer had to be slammed through tables with barbwire on them. I could just sit here and make decisions that severed for the betterment of this company. [Henry stops speaking for a moment; he takes his right hand and rubs it against his forehead. He proceeds to examine his right hand before smearing the blood on his hand up against the nearby wall. He then looks at the floor for a second before he returns his crazed gaze towards the camera. Henry takes a very deep breath as he tires to compose himself before he begins to speak again.] <a href="<a href="http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=HenryLee_jhdBHK.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://s969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/?action=view&current=HenryLee_jhdBHK.jpg"</a> target="_blank"><img src="<a href="http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/HenryLee_jhdBHK.jpg" rel="external nofollow">http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae173/BHK1978/RIPW/HenryLee_jhdBHK.jpg"</a> border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Henry Lee: There was a line in the Godfather part three where Michael Corleone says, “Just when I thought I was out…they pull me back in.” After the brutal attack that I just suffered at the hands of Jerry and The Wolverine that is exactly how I feel. You see gentlemen you done woke the sleeping giant! I was very happy to wear a suit and tie to work everyday, but the two of you could not let me be. Jerry you want to be hardcore? You are going to get hardcore, because Commissioner Lee is going to disappear for a little while…from here on out you and Wolverine are going to be dealing directly with The Icon of Insanity! Jerry you have to ask yourself was it worth it…you wanted to be hardcore so bad and now you are going to find out what real hardcore wrestling is all about! I actually feel sorry for you kid, because no man deserves to have The Icon of Insanity after them! [The screen fades to black.] </div></blockquote>

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