Jman2k3 Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 Super Century is going to win, since since he has been training his Power skill! But a bird made of fire will bleed from head to toe. After I get done with it, it will look like a Predator maimed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranson Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 But a bird made of fire will bleed from head to toe. After I get done with it, it will look like a Predator maimed it. Wait, how do you get fire to bleed? Maybe you could use burning sulfur, I mean, that's liquid, but...oh, wait, I get it, never mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowedFlames Posted October 22, 2010 Author Share Posted October 22, 2010 Residence of William Prydor The End of Nowhere—Bel Air, Maryland October 21, 2010, 8:45 a.m. local time If you were to tell me after the disaster I endured last season that I'd be one of the last five undefeated people two weeks into the new season, I'd have called you a daft fool. Yet the facts stare us right in the face. I've heard people joke about how it's the rebirth of my ring name; while others write it off as nothing more than a fluke. Everyone has their own opinion; I am no different than anyone else. I know I won't be able to go fourteen weeks without being defeated. I doubt I'll be able to make it through four like Maynard did last season. The fact of the matter is that right now, I am in the top half of the League, and it's something I intend to keep going as long as I can. That brings me to this Saturday night. I've heard the snide comments my opponent has thrown out there, and that's fine. He can underestimate me if he wants—after last season, I expect it. But here's the thing, Scott, and you'd do well to keep this in mind. You're on my turf right now. I don't have to stay in the League-furnished hotel rooms this week. I can sleep in my own bed, train at places I know intimately, spend time with my wife. I can relax for a few days, knowing the pressure of being on the road is off of me, at least for now. In other words, your mouth might have bitten off a bit more than you can handle. So go ahead. Bring your swagger, your bravado, and all the words you can muster about how you're going to make me wear the proverbial crimson mask. It's not anything I haven't heard before in my 11-year career. But you won't hear the same thing from me. I prefer to let my actions do the talking, Scott. Come Saturday night, you'll discover first-hand just how loud they can be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowedFlames Posted October 22, 2010 Author Share Posted October 22, 2010 All right, folks, I've run half of the matches so far. Teaser for this show: we have The League's first medical DQ coming up. I'm not saying exactly which matches have been run, but there's a medical DQ in it somewhere. I'll leave you to your speculations, and as a reminder for those of you who haven't sent training in, you have approximately 22 hours from the time of this post to make it happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jman2k3 Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Residence of William Prydor The End of Nowhere—Bel Air, Maryland October 21, 2010, 8:45 a.m. local time If you were to tell me after the disaster I endured last season that I'd be one of the last five undefeated people two weeks into the new season, I'd have called you a daft fool. Yet the facts stare us right in the face. I've heard people joke about how it's the rebirth of my ring name; while others write it off as nothing more than a fluke. Everyone has their own opinion; I am no different than anyone else. I know I won't be able to go fourteen weeks without being defeated. I doubt I'll be able to make it through four like Maynard did last season. The fact of the matter is that right now, I am in the top half of the League, and it's something I intend to keep going as long as I can. That brings me to this Saturday night. I've heard the snide comments my opponent has thrown out there, and that's fine. He can underestimate me if he wants—after last season, I expect it. But here's the thing, Scott, and you'd do well to keep this in mind. You're on my turf right now. I don't have to stay in the League-furnished hotel rooms this week. I can sleep in my own bed, train at places I know intimately, spend time with my wife. I can relax for a few days, knowing the pressure of being on the road is off of me, at least for now. In other words, your mouth might have bitten off a bit more than you can handle. So go ahead. Bring your swagger, your bravado, and all the words you can muster about how you're going to make me wear the proverbial crimson mask. It's not anything I haven't heard before in my 11-year career. But you won't hear the same thing from me. I prefer to let my actions do the talking, Scott. Come Saturday night, you'll discover first-hand just how loud they can be. Well well well, the coward speaks. First of all you don't have the pleasure to address me by my true name so you can address me from here on out as Mr. Scorpion. Secondly, I want you to be comfortable. Enjoy the little time left you have to spend in your hometown, work out at your gym with your friends, and make sweet love to your wife because after Saturday I'm going to leave you broken and bloodied. You say you aren't scared to bleed or take a beating and neither am I. My blown out knee, multiple scars across my body and especially the ones across my face and eye are sure signs of that my friend. You think I'm scared because I'm your turf!? Please, I enjoy being the underdog and I enjoy turning the hometown hero from a God into a mortal man. This weekend you may be Samson but I'm going to be a pair of scissors and cut off your flowing locks and render you powerless. I don't care if you've been in the game 11 years or 50 because I've been in it longer. That's the perks of the game when you belong to a dynasty. Just like the many oppositions of the past put in my families way you will fall just like the rest because nothing survives a scorpion's sting, especially mine. If you haven't got what I'm trying to say my Flaming ****atoo friend I'll sum it up in one simple word. Z"Ha"Dum (your future is doomed) (Fade 2 Black) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BHK1978 Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 (Off to bed) There I fixed it for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SGRaaize Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 I hope its in our lariat matches that we have the first Medical DQ A LARIAAAAAAAAAT deserves the honor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanMcG Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 I have a terrible (yet obvious) feeling who got med DQ'd, so I'm hoping to be pleasantly surprised Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaded Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 ALPHA DIVISION: SGRaaize (1-1, 14%) vs. Nuclear Templeton (2-0, 16%) BETA DIVISION: Sebastian Moore (1-1, 15%) vs. Thor Hammerskald (0-2, 15%) ALPHA DIVISION: Ly Quang Bao (0-2, 15%) vs. Robbie Maynard (1-1, 17%) El Demonio de Sangre (0-2, 15%) vs. Diamond (0-2, 21%) Tarik Nolan (1-1, 16%) vs. Super Century (0-2, 21%) FIRST BLOOD: The Phoenix (2-0, 26%) vs. Scott Stevens (2-0, 19%) Sean (2-0, 25%) vs. Johnny Triumph (1-1, 22%) BETA DIVISION: Shawn Arrows (1-1, 33%) vs. Maxx Skabb (2-0, 30%) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jman2k3 Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 There I fixed it for you. Hush you. Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moon_lit_tears Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 There I fixed it for you. Get out. You said this was boring. See you are reading along. Hush you. Lol. Yeah, you tell'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranson Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 When it comes to the medical DQ, I've been considering whether or not to post a .gif of the guy with the exploding head from Scanners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jman2k3 Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 Interested to see this medical DQ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moon_lit_tears Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 Memo to self: Diamond goes 0-14 this season. Make it so. ...What? I didn't say anything..... Diamond is now having all her matches under protest. She now demands YooHoo with her M&Ms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowedFlames Posted October 23, 2010 Author Share Posted October 23, 2010 Diamond is now having all her matches under protest. She now demands YooHoo with her M&Ms. Maxx? Wanna handle my light work for me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moon_lit_tears Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 Maxx? Wanna handle my light work for me? Pssht. Show max a nice firm set of...well anyway he'd do a womans bidding before yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 Maxx? Wanna handle my light work for me? *Empties the large milk chocolate drink, and wipes the candy shells from his grizzly stubble beard* Huh? Oh, sorry, no can do boss. I have a sponsorship with Yippee's which is just as good as YooHoo at half the price, since they use bull milk ... that is milk, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranson Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 This conversation is rapidly going places my already fragile mind does not wish to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moon_lit_tears Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 This conversation is rapidly going places my already fragile mind does not wish to go. That's such a typical male response. Always thinking dirty. My poor innocence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranson Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 Who said anything about dirty? I was frightened that there is apparently an alternative to Yoohoo. That's just wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i effin rule Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 There is no milk in Yoohoo silly people. That is why it is a chocolate DRINK and not chocolate milk. The milkessness is why I can drink it and love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 There is no milk in Yoohoo silly people. That is why it is a chocolate DRINK and not chocolate milk. The milkessness is why I can drink it and love it. No milk in bulls either, which means my drink is still a suitable alternative. Albeit a disturbing one. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moon_lit_tears Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 There is no milk in Yoohoo silly people. That is why it is a chocolate DRINK and not chocolate milk. The milkessness is why I can drink it and love it. Not true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Roguey Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 Screw your milk products, Pepsi is where it is at fools. /end endorsements Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i effin rule Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 Not true Interesting. I could have swore the mini-documentary I saw on it said there wasn't any milk. I must have confused it for not having much milk. The wikipedia page says it has very little actual milk. It is mostly water from what I recall. Either way, not chocolate milk, but a chocolate drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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