New Era for the Babes of Sin City

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1am - Nov.2010 - Sapphire Gentlemens Club, Las Vegas

 

Honey Golightly: Just so we're clear, after I sign this contract all of my debts will be paid for and you'll take care of my girls, right?

 

Ron: Yes. Just like we agreed.

 

Honey Golightly: Hmm...*takes a shot of tequila*...I want some creative control...

 

Ron: What?

 

Honey Golightly: I'll sign over my company but only if I stay employed as the head writer. I put a lot of time and money into building Babes of Sin City and I don't want to see someone destroy it because they don't understand the product.

 

Ron: Ackk...fine. We'll give you a 6 month trial, you can help us transition into our new vision for the company. If things work out between us then we'll sign you to a full-time contract.

 

Honey Golightly: *takes another shot of tequila*....Deal...

 

Honey quickly signs the contract paper and hands them over to the new owner of Babes of Sin City. She takes another shot of tequila then warns her boss.

 

Honey Golightly: Ron, if you **** around with me, so help me I wi-

 

Ron: Listen, if there's anybody that knows how to sell sex it's me, Ron Jeremy...

 

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to be continued...

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[20LEgend]

I can't wait for this.

 

Also, I can't believe I just googled this guy.

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10am - Nov.2010 - Sapphire Gentlemens Club, Las Vegas

 

Marilyn Stardust: He's late...

 

Honey Golightly: It's fine. He'll be here.

 

Marilyn Stardust: Are you sure this is a good idea?

 

Honey Golightly: Look, our debts will be paid and after a couple of months of running the company he'll get sick of it and hand it back to us.

 

Marilyn Stardust: I sure hope so...

 

Ron Jeremy: *burp* Nobody panic, I made it!

 

Marilyn Stardust: Oh God...

 

Ron Jeremy: I just had to stop off at the gas station to pick up some breakfast.

 

He takes a bite out of his burrito as he adjusts his giant sunglasses covering up the fact that he's hungover.

 

Ron Jeremy: Is everyone here, Honey?

 

Honey Golightly: Yes, Ron.

 

Ron Jeremy: Excellent. Let's begin! Ladies, thank you for coming. For those of you who have been living under a rock for the last 30 years, my name is Ron Jeremy and as of last weekend, I am your new boss.

 

The girls gasp.

 

Ron Jeremy: I am working along with my co-investors, Sapphire Strip-joint, to take Babes of Sin City to the next level.

 

Alison Capone: Which is?

 

Ron Jeremy: DVDs, TV, Pay-Per-View...the sky is the limit! But in order to take that next step we have to create an edgy and sexy product that'll leave the entire male population of Las Vegas with a rockhard woody for days.

 

Tamara McFly: I thought we were trying to focus on more wrestling?

 

Ron Jeremy: Sure. We want to hook the "wrestling" audience as well but our primary focus will be on sex appeal.

 

Tamara McFly: That's bull****. I didn't come into this company to be a who-

 

Honey Golightly: Ahem...while Ron Jeremy is the new owner of the company, I will stay employed as the head writer. I can assure you that bringing "wrestling" into Babes of Sin City will still be one of my main focuses going into 2011.

 

Ron Jeremy: Starting January 2011, Sapphire will be the new home of Babes of Sin City. All of our monthly events will be held here. If anybody would like to talk to me privately about the direction of the company please feel free to visit me in the VIP room. I have plenty of dollars and plenty of time. Thank You...

 

Ron stumbles away, gnawing at his burrito.

 

Marilyn Stardust: Ack...he comes to a "meeting" with stains on his t-shirt and doesn't even feel the need to pull his pants up. What a mess.

 

Honey Golightly: Yeah, but that mess is saving our company...

 

Marilyn Stardust: God help us all...

 

to be continued...

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Sapphire's Gentlemens Club & Ron Jeremy team up with BSC!

www.babesofsincity.com

 

Effective immediately, Sapphire's Gentlemens Club along with their newest spokesperson, Ron Jeremy, have joined forces with Babes of Sin City.

 

In order to bring to you the absolute best entertainment in Las Vegas, Babes of Sin City will take a hiatus untill January 2011 so that we may recharge our batteries and kick off the new year with a bang!

 

We will make our return on January 22nd, 2011 at Sapphire's Gentlemens Club with an event you don't want to miss.

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January 22 2011 - Sapphire's Gentlemens Club

"...What Happens in Vegas"

 

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3-Way Bikini Contest

Sprite vs Sister Beth Mercy vs Britney Hollywood

 

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Roxy Kitten vs Nurse Hope Daye

 

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Girl Power Tag Team Championship Match

Sweet as Candy(Lindsay Sugar & Coco Dela Soleil) defend against Bad to the Bone(Alison Capone & Vampella)

 

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The Neptune Twins(Kathy & Jenn Neptune) vs Tamara McFly & Dharma Gregg

 

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Babes of Sin City presents...

"...What Happens in Vegas"

January 22 2011 - Sapphire's Gentlemens Club in front of 70 people

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Dark Match

Golden Delicious vs Amber Allen

This was a "try-out" match between two potential new additions to the BSC roster.

 

While their wrestling was extremely bad, Golden Delicious looked ridiculously hot and had the crowd behind her. She managed to defeat Amber Allen following the Melbourne Surprise(Standing Cutter).

Winner by pinfall: Golden Delicious (6:52, Melbourne Surprise) E+

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A pink and black wrestling ring is placed in the center of Sapphire Gentlemens Club. There's a mini entrance stage where the strippers usually walk out for their performances. Next to the stage, there's a projection screen, the same you'd see at a wedding.

 

The show kicks off with a 2 minute long music video featuring some of BSC's past highlights.

 

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INXS' "Pretty Vegas" BSC's new theme song

 

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Ron Jeremy makes his way out towards the ring to a good response. It seems like there are a lot of guys in the audience who appreciate all of Ron's hard work.

 

Ron Jeremy: How's everybody doin' tonight?!

 

Crowd cheers.

 

Ron Jeremy: Are you bastards read to see some babes with big titties and asses?!

 

Crowd cheers louder.

 

Ron Jeremy: Good. 'Cause I'm just as read as you are so lets kick things off with a Bikini Contest!

 

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Ron Jeremy: Introducing first, the sexiest Nun I've ever met outside of a porn-shoot, Sister Beth Mercy!

 

Sister Beth Mercy walks out covered in her white Nun outfit. She nods her head in disapproval as she enters the ring.

 

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Ron Jeremy: Up next, we swear she's over 18...honest...Sprite!!

 

Sprite makes her way out from the back in a small pink bikini top and small skirt. She twirls around making sure her skirt lifts, showing off her thong. Sprite skips her way into the way, waving her wand and blowing kisses to the crowd.

 

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Ron Jeremy: And last but not least, she's Britney bitch...Britney Hollywood, that is!!

 

Two camera man walk out first and snap pictures as Britney Hollywood walks out from behind the curtain. Ms. Hollywood is sporting large sunglasses, a fur coat and a golden tiny bikini. She signs autographs on her way to the ring.

 

Ron Jeremy: Okay guys, you know the rules. Whoever gets the loudest cheers wins.

 

Sprite your up first, make em wet their panties...

 

Sprite skips to the center of the ring and "accidentally" drops her wand, she slowly bends over and picks it up getting a loud ovation from the crowd.

 

Ron Jeremy: Very nice but if you were handling my wand there would be no way you'd drop it on the ground like that.

 

Up next, Sister Beth Mercy...

 

Sister Beth walks up to Ron and takes the microphone away from him.

 

Sister Beth Mercy: You should all be ashamed of yourselves. There's no way that I'm going to lower myself and act like a whore for your amusement. You'll never - ever see me parade like a tramp. God loves me way too much.

 

Beth hands the microphone back to Ron then storms back into her corner.

 

Ron Jeremy: Whats up her snatch, eh?! Alright, Britney Hollywood show em what you got...

 

Britney Hollywood drops her fur coat, showing off her tiny gold bikini top and thong. She does a sexy dance then bends over to the crowd delight. After her dance was over she got a, "Britney, Britney, Britney" chant.

 

Ron Jeremy: Well it seems like we got ourselves a winner, Britney Hollywood!!

 

Sprite hugs Britney, congratulating her on her win.

 

Britney Hollywood: I'd like to thank my family, friends, Ba-

 

Before Britney could finish her speech, Sister Beth Mercy attacks her from behind. Beth chokes her untill she's pulled away by Ron and Sprite.

 

Sister Beth storms to the back while Britney receives some medical attention.

Winner of the Bikini Contest: Britney Hollywood C-

 

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Nurse Hope Daye vs Roxy Kitten

 

Roxy Kitten attacks Nurse Hope before the bell. The match featured a lot of hair pulling and scratching from Roxy Kitten.

 

After avoiding a running elbow drop, Nurse Hope managed to put Roxy away with a DDT.

Winner by pinfall: Nurse Hope Daye (6:31, DDT) E-

 

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Earlier today, Alexis Lee Littlefeather was backstage putting on her "war" make-up when Alison Capone whack'd her with a drive-by drenching.

 

Alison dumped an entire bucket of cold water over Alexis' head then ran off before she could get revenge.

 

A wet and obviously upset Alexis Lee Littlefeather runs off camera, trying to catch her culprit.

Rating: D+

 

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Girl Power Tag Team Championship Match

Sweet as Candy(Lindsay Sugar & Coco De la Soleil) defend against Bad to the Bone(Vampella & Alison Capone)

 

The tag champs make some quick tags, botching nearly every move they try to do. It isn't long untill the crowd starts booing the Tag Champs, especially Lindsay Sugar.

 

Alexis Lee Littlefeather runs out and starts catfighting with Alison Capone leaving Vampella in the ring alone to take a Double Clothesline.

Winners and STILL Girls Power Champions: Sweet as Candy (6:38, Double Clothesline) F-

 

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After the match, Alexis Lee grabs the microphone and throws out a challenge.

 

Alexis Lee Littlefeather: Alison Capone, you think you can take me out with a drive-by drenching and not get it back? Next month, I want you in a Super Soaker Match!

 

Alison Capone, mad that Alexis cost her the Tag Titles, nods her head, accepting the challenge.

Rating: D-

 

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Earlier today, while the Neptune Twins were getting dressed they had some nasty words to say about their opponents.

 

Jen Neptune: Ack..we gotta fight that nasty-ass Tamara McFly and Dharma Gregg tonight.

 

Kathy Neptune: Yeaah, I know. I just hope their nastiness doesn't rub off on us.

 

Jen Neptune: Yuuuckk. Hey, Kathy can you unhook my bra, I wanna use the lacy one tonight.

 

Kathy Neptune: Sexxxy...

 

Kathy unhooks Jen's bra as the scene fades to black.

Rating: D

 

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The Neptune Twins(Jen & Kathy Neptune) vs Dharma Gregg & Tamara McFly

 

Probably the best "wrestling" match of the night. Tamara and Dharma looked decent as a tag team, using some good tag moves.

 

Dharma spears Kathy then rolls to the outside with her, both girls pulling at each others hair.

 

Back in the ring, Jen smashes Tamara with an Alabama Slam, picking up a surprise pinfall.

Winners of the match: The Neptune Twins(5:32, Alabama Slam) E+

 

Final Rating: E+

[FlameSnoopy]

Good stuff. True wrestlecrap at it's finest, crappy wrestling and ****ty promo's (not the writing). But the best part is, it is fairly easy to imagine all this stuff, so props for that, as well as for the superb Neptune -twins writing. They are officially my favourites now.

 

Keep up the good work.

[Guest KingOfKings]

Ron Jeremy and the women of the C-Verse?

 

I'm on board

[Eidenhoek]

YES! BSC DYNASTY!

 

Dere better be bewbz. BEWBZ I SAY!

 

Edit:

 

Well. We almost saw some hawt sister incest. And good to know Ron Jeremy isn't working soft. Can't have that.

 

Only one drenching, though, and no one stripped Sister Mary Beth? FOR SHAME. FOR. SHAME.

 

More nudity plz.

[denzil85]

"Bewbs" are pretty much a guarantee where BSC are concerned!

[crayon]

Ron Jeremy. BSC.

 

Sold.

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1pm - Jan.2011 - McDonalds, Las Vegas

 

Honey Golightly & Marilyn Stardust are sitting across the table from Ron Jeremy at McDonalds. "The Hedgehog" is stuffing fries and a big mac down his mouth.

 

Marilyn Stardust: *whispering to Honey*...Ack...it's like he ordered everything off of the menu...

 

Ron Jeremy: Thank God Sapphire's is paying for all of this, I can eat a horse.

 

Marilyn Stardust: *says under her breath* It looks like you already have...

 

Ron Jeremy: What?

 

Honey Golightly: So Ron we're here to discuss BSC's last event.

 

Ron Jeremy: Perfect. Shoot...

 

Honey Golightly: Well first off, the guys really seem to like Golden Delicious and Amber Allen, I think they should be offered a spot on the roster.

 

Ron Jeremy: Great! Let's make them lesibans.

 

Honey Golightly: Umm...I was thinking of renaming Amber Allen to "Amber Blonde" and putting them together as "The Golden Blondes"...

Ron Jeremy: I like it. They can be a tag team lesbian duo!

 

Honey Golightly: ...Arrgghhh....

 

Marilyn Stardust: Talking about tag teams, what are we gonna do with "Sweet as Candy"? The guys are really starting to hate them...

 

Honey Golightly: Let's not panic yet. Let's give them a couple of more matches and see what they do, if they continue to fail to perform then we'll have no other choice but to let them go.

 

Ron Jeremy: I got an idea, we can turn em' into lesbians!

 

Marilyn Stardust: Alright, meeting's over...

 

Ron Jeremy: What?! Everyone likes lesbians!!

 

Marilyn Stardust gets up and storms off, leaving Honey Golightly alone with Ron Jeremy.

 

Ron Jeremy: You think it's a good idea, right Honey?

 

Honey Golightly: ....uggghhh...I gotta go...

 

Honey walks away while Ron Jeremy finishes his meal.

[ChrisKid]

Ron Jeremy

[Huntman]

Ron Jeremy: Women, Booze, and McDonalds.

 

I'd say he is living the American dream.

[crayon]

I got three letters for ya

H L A

[Eidenhoek]

I got three letters for ya

H L A

 

I'm disappointed that there aren't any lesbian angles in the game. I mean, you can kiss on a date, you can get married, but...

 

WE WANT HLA DANG IT!

 

Also, are Jen and Kathy lesbians? BECAUSE THEY SHOULD BE!

 

MORE LESBIANS!!!!1

 

Also, you should bring in the LWA >____________________>

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There's definitely gonna be some HLA action in the future.

 

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Sister Beth Mercy vs Britney Hollywood added to "My Naughty Valentine"

www. babesofsincity.com

 

After what happened during our 3-way Bikini Contest, BSC management have decided to give Britney Hollywood a chance at redemption.

 

At "My Naughty Valentine", Britney Hollywood will go one-on-one against Sister Beth Mercy.

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February 12th 2011 - Sapphire's Gentlemens Club

"My Naughty Valentine"

 

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Sister Beth Mercy vs Britney Hollywood

 

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3-Way Lapdance-off Hosted by Ron Jeremy

Golden Delicious vs Amber Blonde vs Sprite

 

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Super Soaker Match

Alexis Lee Littlefeather vs Alison Capone

 

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Queen of the Ring Championship Match

Jen Neptune w/Kathy Neptune vs Tamara McFly©

[Eidenhoek]

There's definitely gonna be some HLA action in the future.

 

Some hot lesbian action action???

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Sister Beth Mercy vs Britney Hollywood

 

Sister's gonna get stripped, though.

 

Golden Delicious vs Amber Blonde vs Sprite

 

Yeah, you got that potential lesbian duo. Hell, have them bump and grind on each other, sure. But Sprite's a tease. Well, maybe she isn't a tease

 

So yeah.

 

Alexis Lee Littlefeather vs Alison Capone

 

White T, Supersoaked. Oh god. Who cares, we all win, my pants have a tent in them.

 

Uh...Capone, the heel, due to...I dunno...taking off her soaking top and hitting Alexis with it.

 

Although, since ALL is obviously Mickie James, I wouldn't mind seeing her rack wet. Or dat ass.

 

Jen Neptune w/Kathy Neptune vs Tamara McFly©

 

Obvious incest push is obvious. That and interference.

 

Query: what are Jeremy's stats in your game? Also, NEEDS MORE BOOBS. I DEMAND SEGMENTS (don't have to be in-game) WHERE DIVAS COMPARE BREAST SIZES. So far, the Neptune sisters (who I ordinarily don't like) have the right idea of taking off each others' bras. MOAR. MOAR. PUSH THE ENVELOPE.

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Babes of Sin City presents...

"My Naughty Valentine"

February 12th 2011 - Sapphire's Gentlemens Club infront of 92 people

 

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Pre-Show Match

Miss American Pie vs Candy Floss

 

Candy Floss dominates the majority of the match, using her "wrestling" skills to beat up the former stripper.

 

After what felt like hours, Candy Floss defeated Miss American Pie with the Candy Cane(Reverse DDT).

Winner by pinfall: Candy Floss (7:14, Candy Cane) E+

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Ron Jeremy walks out to BSC's theme music. He steps inside of the ring, sits on a chair that's been placed in the middle of the ring and greets the crowd.

 

Ron Jeremy: How are you Las Vegas?!

 

The crowd cheers.

 

Ron Jeremy: We're kicking the hottest show in Sin City off with a 3-way lapdance-off, hosted by...me! Let's not waste any more time, get out here girls!!

 

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Sprite, Amber Blonde & Golden Delicious walk out to "Pretty Vegas".

 

Sprite is dressed in a pink tank top, a small black skirt and pixie wings. She skips her way into the ring, waving her wand at the crowd.

 

Amber Blonde is dressed like a school girl. She has her hair in pigtails, a small buttoned white shirt, and a plaid short skirt. She makes sure to bend over and show off her ass as she enters the ring.

 

Golden Delicious is wearing a blue bra and blue panties. Golden has a lolipop in her mouth which she sucks on as she enters the ring.

 

Ron Jeremy: Ladies, each of you will have 40 seconds to show off your lapdance skills on me. After all of you have a turn, I'll choose who did the best. Ready? Alright, Sprite let's start with you.

 

http://i1122.photobucket.com/albums/l526/bscwrestling/Sprite.jpg

Some generic dance music hits as Sprite starts dancing infront of Ron. She bends over infront of him and waves her firm ass in the air.

 

Ron Jeremy: You can open jars with that ass...

 

Sprite runs her wand across Ron's face then sits on his lap. Before she could do anything, time expires...*BUZZ*

 

Ron Jeremy: Unfortunately, your time is up, babe.

 

Up next, Golden Deli-

 

Golden Delicious grabs the microphone away from "The Hedgehog" before he could announce who's next.

 

Golden Delicious: Ron, from now on, Amber Blonde and myself are going to be an official tag team. We are going to do EVERYTHING together.

 

Amber Blonde: We will eat together, dress together, sleep together...even dance together.

 

Ron Jeremy smiles.

 

Golden Delicious: So instead of competing against each other in tonight's lapdance-off we will be competing together.

 

Amber Blonde: Hit the music...

 

http://i1122.photobucket.com/albums/l526/bscwrestling/GoldenDelicious.jpghttp://i1122.photobucket.com/albums/l526/bscwrestling/AmberAllen.jpg

Golden Delicious and Amber Blonde start dancing together. Golden and Amber sit on Ron's lap and start making out with each other.

 

Ron Jeremy: I think my bottle of cool whip just exploded...in my pants...

 

Golden and Amber cover Ron's mouth and continue french kissing each other, ignoring the porn star. *BUZZ*

 

Ron Jeremy: Wow. Well done ladies. Sprite, you're a hottie but two is always better than one...the winners are Golden Delicious and Amber Blonde!!

 

The Golden Blondes celebrate by kissing each other while Ron's jaw drops.

Winners: Golden Delicious & Amber Blonde D+

 

http://i1122.photobucket.com/albums/l526/bscwrestling/AlexisLeeLittlefeather.jpg vs http://i1122.photobucket.com/albums/l526/bscwrestling/AlisonCapone_alt4.jpg

Sin City Super Soaker Match

Alexis Lee Littlefeather vs Alison Capone

 

Vampella, Miss American Pie, Candy Floss, Roxy Kitten, Nurse Hope Daye are all standing around ringside with super soakers and buckets of water.

 

Both Alexis and Alison are wearing small and tight white t-shirts.

 

After some bad catfighting, Alison Capone gets knocked to the outside and drenched in water.

 

Capone nails Alexis with a kneelift then tosses Littlefeather to the outside. Vampella dumps a bucket of water on her chest.

 

On the outside, the girls standing around ringside get into a fight and start drenching each other with water. While the girls cover each other in water, Alexis nails Alison with a Jumping Tomahawk Chop, keeping her down for a 3-count.

Winner by pinfall: Alexis Lee Littlefeather (6:00, Tomahawk Chop) D-

 

http://i1122.photobucket.com/albums/l526/bscwrestling/JenNeptune.jpghttp://i1122.photobucket.com/albums/l526/bscwrestling/KathyNeptune.jpg

Earlier today, Jen and Kathy Neptune are in a room with a seamstress. Jen is getting his waist measured.

 

Kathy Neptune: Jen, who's the chubster?

 

Jen Neptune: Oh that's my seamstress. If-no...WHEN I win the Queen of the Ring Championship, I'm going to celebrate the following month with a bikini striptease. So I'm getting the sexiest bikini in the world made.

 

Kathy Neptune: Yumm. Sexy!

 

The seamstress tries to measure Jen's bust when Kathy stops her.

 

Kathy Neptune: PAUSE! Nobody knows how to measure Jen's bust like me...

 

Kathy grabs the measuring tape and wraps it around Jenn's chest. Kathy has one hand on Jen's breast while she's measuring.

 

Kathy Neptune: Oooo....are you smuggling tic tacs or are you just happy to see me?

 

Jenn Neptune: Well there's only one way to find out...

 

Kathy leans in for a kiss but before we can see the sisters make-out the scene fades to black.

Rating: D

 

http://i1122.photobucket.com/albums/l526/bscwrestling/SisterBethMercy.jpg vs http://i1122.photobucket.com/albums/l526/bscwrestling/BritneyHollywood_alt.jpg

Sister Beth Mercy vs Britney Hollywood

 

Britney and Sister Beth tussle each other around with some hair pulling and petting.

 

Britney Hollywood lifts Beth Mercy's dress up and starts spanking her. The referee pulls Britney off of her allowing the Sister to roll-up Hollywood with a 3-count.

Winner by pinfall: Sister Beth Mercy (6:04 roll-up) E+

 

http://i1122.photobucket.com/albums/l526/bscwrestling/CocoDeLaSoleil_alt.jpg

 

Coco de la Soleil is talking on her cellphone backstage.

 

Coco de la Soleil:...the date went well. We went ice skating then after he bought me a candy apple. hehe

 

Did he do what?!

 

hehe...no but I held his hand...teehee...

 

http://i1122.photobucket.com/albums/l526/bscwrestling/CandyFloss.jpghttp://i1122.photobucket.com/albums/l526/bscwrestling/RoxyKitten.jpg

Outta nowhere Candy Floss and Roxy Kitten attack Coco from behind. Candy rips off Coco's shirt and pants.

 

Candy Floss: Finish the job!

 

Roxy yanks off her bra, leaving Coco covering herself with her hands.

 

Roxy Kitten: Not so sweet now, huh?!

 

Candy Floss: AHAHAHA!!

 

Rating: D

 

Elsewhere, the Queen of the Ring Champion, Tamara McFly has some pre-match comments for her opponent.

 

http://i1122.photobucket.com/albums/l526/bscwrestling/TamaraMcFly.jpg

 

Tamara McFly: Jen, I know you're going to bring your trashy sister out with you and I'd be a fool to come out by myself. So I found a friend to watch my back...

 

Dharma Gregg walks in the scene

 

Dharma Gregg: Kathy, I'm going to be all over you like peanut butter on jelly...

Rating: E+

 

http://i1122.photobucket.com/albums/l526/bscwrestling/JenNeptune.jpgw/http://i1122.photobucket.com/albums/l526/bscwrestling/KathyNeptune.jpg vs http://i1122.photobucket.com/albums/l526/bscwrestling/TamaraMcFly.jpgw/http://i1122.photobucket.com/albums/l526/bscwrestling/DharmaGregg_alt01.jpg

http://i1122.photobucket.com/albums/l526/bscwrestling/BSC_Queen.jpg

Queen of the Ring Championship Match

Jen Neptune w/Kathy Neptune vs Tamara McFly© w/Dharma Gregg

 

This was probably one of BSC's better "wrestling" matches in awhile. Tamara took Jen to the limit, picking up some near falls.

 

When Kathy tried to interfere, Dharma ran in and speared her, catfighting with her all the way to the back.

 

Jenn lifts Tamara up for an Alabama Slam but the Champion counters it into a Sunset Flip, 1...2...3!! Tamara retains!

Winner and STILL Champion: Tamara McFly (6:10 Sunset Flip) D

 

Afterwards, Kathy returns and helps her sister double team Tamara. The show ends with Jen laying the Champion out with an Alabama Slam.

 

Final Rating: D

[Eidenhoek]

Good:

Coco getting stripped.

 

Bad:

Coco covering those breasts.

 

Good:

Amber and Golden making out.

 

Bad:

What angle was that? I don't have hawt makeoutz in my game :'(

 

Good:

Jen and Kathy getting to second base.

 

Bad:

You being a ****ing ****tease with their makeouts.

[TOOL]

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10am - Feb 2011 - Pipers Casino, Las Vegas

 

Marilyn Stardust: You're late...again...

 

Ron Jeremy: Yeah, there was tons of traffic getting here. It was insane...

 

Marilyn Stardust: Traffic?!? You live in a hotel above the casino!

 

Ron Jeremy: Yeah but the traffic at the buffet table...insane...

 

Marilyn Stardust: Oy...

 

Ron Jeremy: Anyways, how are things going?

 

Honey Golightly: Good. We are just shooting some new sexy pictures for our website.

 

Ron Jeremy: Hmmm...let me take a looky...

 

Ron Jeremy walks over towards the slot machines where Miss American Pie is posing.

 

*SNAP*

 

She stands in generic and boring poses as the camera man is snapping away without giving any direction.

 

*SNAP*

 

Ron Jeremy: STOP! STOP! STOP! It's all WRONG!! Give me the camera...

 

Camera Man: But...

 

The Hedgehog snatches the camera away from his hands and waves him away.

 

Ron Jeremy: Good. Thanks. You're fired. Leave...

 

Ron points at Miss American Pie and twirls his finger.

 

Ron Jeremy: Turn around, point your ass to the sky and look at me...

 

She does as he says as he takes some pictures.

 

*SNAP*

 

Ron Jeremy: Now bite your lip...

 

*SNAP*

 

Ron Jeremy: Good. Your ass is like a Tiger...a sexy Tiger...

 

*SNAP*

 

After taking a few pictures he stops and strokes his chin.

 

Ron Jeremy: Hmmm...this is good and all but it's missing something. *LIGHTBULB* I got it!!

 

Ron dumps a bucket of water ontop of Miss American Pie's ass, completely drenching her little white shorts and making them see-through.

 

Ron Jeremy: I always knew I could make any girls panties wet but this is AMAZING...

 

*SNAP*

 

Marilyn Stardust: *whispering* Where the hell did he get that bucket of water?

 

Honey Golightly: I have no idea but you gotta admit, this is one sexy photoshoot...

 

Ron Jeremy: Okay, now take off your top and wear this...

 

Ron tosses Miss American Pie a tiny American flag.

[TOOL]

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Tag Team Match Announced

www. babesofsincity.com

 

Current Girl Power Tag Team Champions, Sweet as Candy, have requested a Tag Team match against Candy Floss & Roxy Kitten following their ambush on Coco de la Soleil.

 

Since Floss & Kitten have never competed as a tag team in the past, BSC offices has decided to make their grudge match a non-title bout.

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March 20th 2011 - Sapphire's Gentlemens Club

"Good Girls Gone Bad"

 

http://i1122.photobucket.com/albums/l526/bscwrestling/Sprite.jpg vs http://i1122.photobucket.com/albums/l526/bscwrestling/SisterBethMercy.jpg

Sprite vs Sister Beth Mercy

 

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Non-Title Match

Candy Floss & Roxy Kitten vs Sweet as Candy

 

http://i1122.photobucket.com/albums/l526/bscwrestling/JenNeptune.jpg vs http://i1122.photobucket.com/albums/l526/bscwrestling/KathyNeptune.jpg vs http://i1122.photobucket.com/albums/l526/bscwrestling/DharmaGregg_alt01.jpg

#1 Contendership for the Queen of the Ring Championship

Special Guest Ref: Tamara McFly

Jen Neptune vs Kathy Neptune vs Dharma Gregg

[Eidenhoek]

Ass-tigers and magic water. Nice. Too bad MAP is ugly.

 

~~~

 

Sprite vs Sister Beth Mercy

 

Willingly hot chick > nun

 

Non-Title Match

Candy Floss & Roxy Kitten vs Sweet as Candy

 

Or as I call them, "Sweet-Ass Candy"

 

#1 Contendership for the Queen of the Ring Championship

Special Guest Ref: Tamara McFly

Jen Neptune vs Kathy Neptune vs Dharma Gregg

 

Until you get Grace Harper, Gregg's probably your hottest new prospect. Was for me.

 

Also, I'm going with the face. More lesbicest and we'll see how I feel later.

[TOOL]

Babes of Sin City presents...

"Good Girls Gone Bad"

March 20th 2011 - Sapphire's Gentlemens Club infront of 62 people

 

http://i1122.photobucket.com/albums/l526/bscwrestling/GoldenDelicious.jpghttp://i1122.photobucket.com/albums/l526/bscwrestling/AmberAllen.jpg vs http://i1122.photobucket.com/albums/l526/bscwrestling/LoraWashington.jpghttp://i1122.photobucket.com/albums/l526/bscwrestling/NurseHopeDaye.jpg

Pre-Show Match

Golden Blondes(Golden Delicious & Amber Blonde) vs Miss American Pie & Nurse Hope Daye

Golden Delicious & Amber Blonde looked decent together as a tag team.

 

Match was decent with only a couple of fumbles and botches. Nurse Hope Daye gets knocked off of the apron while Miss American Pie gets taken out by a Double Dropkick.

Winners by Pinfall: Golden Blondes (7:12 Double Dropkick) E

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http://i1122.photobucket.com/albums/l526/bscwrestling/AlisonCapone_alt4.jpg

 

Before the show can start, Alison Capone walks out, grabs a microphone and steps inside of the ring. She looks pissed off.

 

Alison Capone: Alexis, this is gone far enough. Come out here so we can finish this!

 

Alexis Lee Littlefeather runs out from the back and slides into the ring. Littlefeather and Capon start catfighting while a referee runs out and starts an impromptu match.

 

http://i1122.photobucket.com/albums/l526/bscwrestling/AlisonCapone_alt4.jpg vs http://i1122.photobucket.com/albums/l526/bscwrestling/AlexisLeeLittlefeather.jpg

Alison Capone vs Alexis Lee Littlefeather

Alexis and Alison are rolling around, pulling at each others hair and scratching their eyes out.

 

Before the match can even get started, Vampella runs out and attacks Littlefeather, ending the match in a DQ.

Winner by DQ: Alexis Lee Littlefeather

 

Alison Capone and Vampella attack Alexis Lee Littlefeather, beating her into the ground untill....

 

http://i1122.photobucket.com/albums/l526/bscwrestling/PowerGirl.jpg

Power Girl makes her BSC return by cleaning house and saving Alexis. Alison and Vampella retreat to the back while Littlefeather recovers and grabs the microphone

 

Alexis Lee Littlefeather: Alison, I've had enough! Next month, it ends! You and Me...SIN CITY FOAM MATCH!!

Rating: E+

 

http://i1122.photobucket.com/albums/l526/bscwrestling/CandyFloss.jpghttp://i1122.photobucket.com/albums/l526/bscwrestling/RoxyKitten.jpg vs http://i1122.photobucket.com/albums/l526/bscwrestling/LindsaySugar_alt.jpghttp://i1122.photobucket.com/albums/l526/bscwrestling/CocoDeLaSoleil_alt.jpg

Non-Title Tag Team Match

Candy Floss & Roxy Kitten vs Sweet as Candy

Floss & Kitten ambush Coco before the bell. They take turns beating her down, isolating her away from her tag team partner.

 

Candy Floss carried the majority of the match, trying to keep things from falling apart.

 

Coco finally makes the tag, her tag team partner cleans house with some sloppy slaps and clotheslines. While, Lindsay is occupied with Roxy, Candy attacks her from behind and puts her away with the Candy Cane.

Winners by Pinfall: Candy Floss & Roxy Kitten (6:24 Candy Cane) E

 

http://i1122.photobucket.com/albums/l526/bscwrestling/JenNeptune.jpghttp://i1122.photobucket.com/albums/l526/bscwrestling/KathyNeptune.jpg

 

The Neptunes are backstage, gossiping about tonight's #1 Contendership match.

 

Kathy Neptune: Yuck! I can't believe they're making us fight each other tonight.

 

Jen Neptune: Cha! Like sibling rivalry?....NOT!...

 

Kathy Neptune: For sure. Nothing's going to break us up, especially a pretty and shiny belt accessory.

 

Jen Neptune: The Queen of the Ring Title is pretty sexy though...

 

Kathy Neptune: Jen....

 

Jen Neptune: What? Look, how about we flip a coin, whoever wins the coin toss will get the pinfall tonight? Deal?

 

Kathy Neptune: Deal!

 

Jen Neptune: Kiss on it?

 

Kathy smiles and bites her lip as the scene fades to black.

 

http://i1122.photobucket.com/albums/l526/bscwrestling/SisterBethMercy.jpg vs http://i1122.photobucket.com/albums/l526/bscwrestling/Sprite.jpg

Sister Beth Mercy vs Sprite

This was more of a squash than a competitive match-up. Sister Beth Mercy picks up the pinfall following the Flying Nun. (Top Rope Seated Senton)

Winner by Pinfall: Sister Beth Mercy (5:52 Flying Nun) E+

 

Following the match, Sister Beth Mercy grabs a microphone and talks down to her fallen opponent.

 

Sister Beth Mercy: I'm going to prove a point to all of the sluts, whores and prostitutes in Sin City! Sprite, I'm going to punish you untill the devil is out of your soul!

 

Beth Mercy pulls out a leather belt from underneath her robe. Luckily, just before she could whip Sprite, Britney Hollywood runs out and makes the save.

 

Sister Beth Mercy jumps out of the ring before she could be attacked by Ms. Hollywood.

 

Britney Hollywood: Sister Beth, I'm sick of your "holier than thou" attitude! You're no better than any of us! Next month, let's put it all on the line in a BRA AND PANTIES MATCH!! If I win, the only thing you'll be able to compete in from now on is in your bra and panties!

 

The crowd pops.

 

Britney Hollywood:...But if you win, I'll join you and become a...nun...

Rating: E+

 

http://i1122.photobucket.com/albums/l526/bscwrestling/ron-jeremy.jpghttp://i1122.photobucket.com/albums/l526/bscwrestling/NurseHopeDaye.jpg

 

Backstage, Ron Jeremy walks into Nurse Hope Daye's office, asking for her help.

 

Ron Jeremy: Nurse Hope, thank God I found you. I got this swelling that I need you to look at.

 

Nurse Hope Daye: Swelling, eh? Where is this swelling located on your body?

 

Ron Jeremy: Well you see, the swelling is down my pants...

 

Nurse Hope Daye: Ummm...I don't think I can help you with that...

 

Ron Jeremy: Well then how bout we just go out for drinks then if things go well maybe we can toss the bacon?

 

Nurse Hope Daye: Umm...I'm kinda busy...

 

Golden Delicious and Amber Blonde interrupt.

 

Golden Delicious: Ron, why are you wasting your time with this uptight skank.

 

Nurse Hope Daye: What did you call me?!?

 

Amber Blonde: You heard her...SKANK!

 

Nurse Hope Daye: I'm going to kill you...

 

Nurse Hope jumps at the Golden Blondes but Ron Jeremy holds her back.

 

Ron Jeremy: Ladies! Ladies! There's enough of me to share with everyone!

 

Golden Delicious: Look bitch, why don't you find yourself a partner and we'll beat your ass down next month?

 

Nurse Hope Daye: You two want a fight?! Next month, I'm going to rip your pretty little hair out.

Rating: D+

 

http://i1122.photobucket.com/albums/l526/bscwrestling/JenNeptune.jpg vs http://i1122.photobucket.com/albums/l526/bscwrestling/KathyNeptune.jpg vs http://i1122.photobucket.com/albums/l526/bscwrestling/DharmaGregg_alt01.jpg

#1 Contendership Match

Special Guest Referee: Tamara McFly

Jen Neptune vs Kathy Neptune vs Dharma Gregg

The Neptunes immediately double team Dharma Gregg. They takes turns slapping around Dharma while she's held back.

 

After some miss-communication between Jen and Kathy, Dharma fights off the twins with some dropkicks and elbows.

 

Dharma climbs the top rope and attempts to jump ontop of Jen with a Flying Crossbody, Jen moves and Dharma accidentally hits Tamara.

 

While Dharma Gregg checks up on Tamara, Jen recovers and lays her out with the Alabama Slam.

 

A groggy McFly makes the count, 1....2....3!

Winner & #1 Contender: Jen Neptune (7:00 Alabama Slam) E

 

http://i1122.photobucket.com/albums/l526/bscwrestling/JenNeptune.jpghttp://i1122.photobucket.com/albums/l526/bscwrestling/TamaraMcFly.jpg

Post match, Jen Neptune and Tamara McFly stare each other down. McFly lays the Queen of the Ring Championship between them.

 

Final Rating: E

[PeterHilton]

Great diary.

 

True story: back in 04 I managed a strip club in the San Fernando Valley. There was an Adult Entertainment Convention and we were hosting the "official after party" which meant some of the porn stars were going to be feature dancing on our stage.

 

Well around midnight Ron Jeremy rolls in accompanied by some of the girls from the convention to catch the show. Within an hour I'm getting complaints from the house dancers because Ron was in the back dressing room, showing his junk to everyone trying to get some action.

 

I was tempted to tell them "Hey eff it, that's Ron jeremy" but I did my job and asked Ronnie to clear out of there.

 

An hour later I hear screams and it turns out Ron is the ladies room (the one used by the customers) having sex with one of the feature girls and being filmed by one of the girls he'd brought with him. Drugs were out on the counter too.

 

I cleared him out AGAIN and an hour later he split.

 

Before he left he said "man that girl in the bathroom was hawt! "soandso" might've been the best sex I had in a while. This is the most fun i've ever had at Spearmint Rhino"

 

A) he got the name of the girl wrong and B) he wasn't actually AT Spearmint Rhino.

 

But who cares? RON JEREMY FTW!

[denzil85]

Great diary.

 

True story: back in 04 I managed a strip club in the San Fernando Valley. There was an Adult Entertainment Convention and we were hosting the "official after party" which meant some of the porn stars were going to be feature dancing on our stage.

 

Well around midnight Ron Jeremy rolls in accompanied by some of the girls from the convention to catch the show. Within an hour I'm getting complaints from the house dancers because Ron was in the back dressing room, showing his junk to everyone trying to get some action.

 

I was tempted to tell them "Hey eff it, that's Ron jeremy" but I did my job and asked Ronnie to clear out of there.

 

An hour later I hear screams and it turns out Ron is the ladies room (the one used by the customers) having sex with one of the feature girls and being filmed by one of the girls he'd brought with him. Drugs were out on the counter too.

 

I cleared him out AGAIN and an hour later he split.

 

Before he left he said "man that girl in the bathroom was hawt! "soandso" might've been the best sex I had in a while. This is the most fun i've ever had at Spearmint Rhino"

 

A) he got the name of the girl wrong and B) he wasn't actually AT Spearmint Rhino.

 

But who cares? RON JEREMY FTW!

 

LEGEND - thats all that needs to be said!