Ockbald Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 DISCLAIMER: This diary will have some adult and offensive words. Nothing too much but one of the titles is called "Heroic Shark ****er" so yeah. This ia a low effort - High fun A2M diary. Enjoy! *** In a industry filled with ninjas who dress in primary colors. Samurai with huge weapons that cannot die. Colorful, family friendly heroes struggling forever against just as colorful rogues...There is a simple man. Gar Matataku was a great japanese worker on his time. He was a simple wrestler. Had a great look, could tell a story in the ring. And he was also tough as they come. He has this dream: A wrestling company that is like himself; Simple, yet touching. The struggle of great men. All Too Manly was founded to go against all the sissies who think they can step on a ring just because they got a lot of fans. It was founded for big men doing big men stuff. Manly men doing manly things. A true men's man federation. Manly men man. I'll help him. I'm his shadow. His booker. His man. *** http://i1090.photobucket.com/albums/i372/AKImeru/ChristmasBrawl.jpg "Merry MANLY Christmas" http://i1090.photobucket.com/albums/i372/AKImeru/BrickWalkway.jpg vs. http://i1090.photobucket.com/albums/i372/AKImeru/MarleyBadjack.jpghttp://i1090.photobucket.com/albums/i372/AKImeru/JorgusGlaztrum.jpg One Man Tag Team Match Brick is without his tag team partner in this handicap match! However, Glaztrum and Badjack are both set to fight on "Put up or Shut up" next month! Can they overcome their differences and beat Brick? http://i1090.photobucket.com/albums/i372/AKImeru/SnakePlissken.jpg vs. http://i1090.photobucket.com/albums/i372/AKImeru/GeneofCapcom.jpg Don't Act like you don't like the Ball Buster Snake Plissken vs. Gene Snake Plissken gives Gene the welcome for joining up with A2M - Escape from New York style. The two fighters both come from a post-apocaliptic background so what dirty tricks do they have under their sleeve? http://i1090.photobucket.com/albums/i372/AKImeru/TheOmniWarrior.jpg vs. http://i1090.photobucket.com/albums/i372/AKImeru/NorseHammer.jpg The Greatest Warrior in the world The Omni Warrior vs. Norse Hammer Can the so called greatest warrior in the world make his mark by taking down A2M veteran, the Norse Hammer? http://i1090.photobucket.com/albums/i372/AKImeru/Saladin.jpg vs. http://i1090.photobucket.com/albums/i372/AKImeru/Sinbad.jpg Christmas BRAWL Match Saladin vs. Sinbad The feud that transcends history is about to pick up again! In this gift of a match, Saladin and Sinbad must unwrap their weapons before they begin to use it. Fans bring the presents! http://i1090.photobucket.com/albums/i372/AKImeru/JohnBencher-1.jpg vs. http://i1090.photobucket.com/albums/i372/AKImeru/HenryRollins.jpg Mountain Puncher Tournament Side A John Bencher vs. Henry Rollins The hard hitting cop versus the intelectual badass! Who will advance? http://i1090.photobucket.com/albums/i372/AKImeru/SueMcGutpunch.jpg vs. http://i1090.photobucket.com/albums/i372/AKImeru/AngurMerah.jpg Mountain Puncher Tournament Side A Sue McGutpunch vs. Angur Merah Rape face or Girl name? Who will go on to be the Mountain Puncher? http://i1090.photobucket.com/albums/i372/AKImeru/Neptuneman.jpg vs. http://i1090.photobucket.com/albums/i372/AKImeru/JimFightmaster.jpg Heroic Shark ****er Match Neptuneman vs. Jim Fightmaster The perfect super wrestler fights the homegrown star! Can Fightmaster hold his title against the world reknown wrestler? Can Neptuneman use his MAGNETIC POWER to beat down our man? Tune in and find out! Quick Picks: Snake Plissken vs. Gene Brick vs. Glaztrum and Badjack The Omni Warrior vs. Norse Hammer Saladin vs. Sinbad John Bencher vs. Henry Rollins Sue McGutpunch vs. Angur Merah Neptuneman vs. Jim Fightmaster[c] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crayon Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 A2M is one of my personal favorites (the promotion, not the other thing), so you wouldn't believe how excited I am to see this. Snake Plissken vs. Gene Veteran over the new guy Brick vs. Glaztrum and Badjack Because fighting by yourself is more manly than fighting in a team The Omni Warrior vs. Norse Hammer Gotta go with the TEW alumni Saladin vs. Sinbad Looks older and thus more manly John Bencher vs. Henry Rollins Henry Rollins says it all Sue McGutpunch vs. Angur Merah Angur Merah seems like a good opponent should Rollins win the previous match Neptuneman vs. Jim Fightmaster[c] Coin toss here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midnightnick Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 Snake Plissken vs. Gene Brick vs. Glaztrum and Badjack The Omni Warrior vs. Norse Hammer Saladin vs. Sinbad John Bencher vs. Henry Rollins Sue McGutpunch vs. Angur Merah Neptuneman vs. Jim Fightmaster[c] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ockbald Posted August 2, 2012 Author Share Posted August 2, 2012 http://i1090.photobucket.com/albums/i372/AKImeru/ChristmasBrawl.jpg Live in Sapporo - It's CHRISTMAS BRAWL *** The show starts right away. No pyro. No comentary. The lights just go on. We hear the noise of 3000 fans, screaming, chanting, ready to have a good time. Then a familiar tune plays through the speakers: As the music play, silence. They know who is coming next. As a viking god descending from the Bifrost bridge, we see Norse Hammer walking between the curtains to the ring. He seemed focused yet solemn. As he makes himself comfortable by testing the ropes already inside the ring, a unfamiliar theme plays through the arena. And so the new comer also enters the ring. He seems a bit more cocky than the veteran, facing fans who throw insults at him in Japanese. He opens a smirk as he slowly goes to the ring. http://i1090.photobucket.com/albums/i372/AKImeru/TheOmniWarrior.jpg vs. http://i1090.photobucket.com/albums/i372/AKImeru/NorseHammer.jpg The Greatest Warrior in the world The Omni Warrior vs. Norse Hammer The very first match for the booker couldn't be better. We see a new worker, his vision for what A2M should be all about and a veteran, the old. The match was a history of a cocky man, who feels he already earned everthing facing the old guard. And as such, Omniwarrior started with a series of quick blows to the body of Norse Hammer, who was unphased by it. Omniwarrior proceeded to try to grapple with him but just got pushed away. After this tense start the match goes more smoothly, with both sides showing a strong offense but neither man manages to keep the other down for long. At the 6 minute mark, Norse Hammer hit a sequence of "Hammer blows" (Axe Handles) to Omniwarrior chest, lighting him up so he could hit a final Axe Handle to the temple for the pin. Winner: Norse Hammer Rating: 57 Still not adressing the fans, the show kept going. A surprinsly cheery theme blasted through the speakers: The audience used to manly men doing manly things was silent, as they apparently tried to figure out what the hell are they listenning. The moment the words "Ball Buster" are enunciated, Gene jumps through the curtains! He quickly dashes towards the ring and jump through the ropes! Despite some reaction from the crowd it was a mostly silent effort. He shadow boxes for a bit before the other theme plays...A theme that draw quite the reaction from the public:Snake Plissken Theme. As he slowly walks towards the ring, you can hear some broken English from the crowd. "KILL THIS FAIRY, SNAKE" was one of the many shouts. nonchalantly, Plissken got into the stage. The bell rings. http://i1090.photobucket.com/albums/i372/AKImeru/SnakePlissken.jpg vs. http://i1090.photobucket.com/albums/i372/AKImeru/GeneofCapcom.jpg Don't Act like you don't like the Ball Buster Snake Plissken vs. Gene As soon the bell rings, Gene dashes towards Snake, who doesn't even lift his guard. He just watches the hyper action kung fu artist throw some fake out kicks and quick jabs who never hit home. "Ha-Ha~" exclaims Gene, who proceeds to pose for the audience. Who boos! Gene doesn't react that well, staring at the audience...At this point, Snake springs up and mauls Gene with a hard hitting lariat! This pops up the 3000 men (and 148 Women) out of their feet! From there own Snake hit power move through power move on Gene, who could barely resist his offense. Gene managed to hit some combination moves on Snake, but he didn't put the Escapee down at no point. By the seven minute margin, Snake hit with the One Eye DDT for the pin. Winner: Snake Plissken Rating: 51 Then finally, one of the comentators, none other than Gar Matataku stands up. Shirtless (as usual) and with a huge grin, he walks towards the ring. http://i1090.photobucket.com/albums/i372/AKImeru/GarMatataku.jpg "Boys! Boys! Listen to me. Listen to Old Man Matataku for I have a thing or two to say. You saw that crap? You saw that two newcomer get their teeth kick into it? They ain't men! Not yet! No! They need motivation! They need a burning heart!" He pulls a pink bottle from his pocketed with some Japanese characters in it. "What about that happy go around kung fu pansy? Or how about a arrogant gaijin? Screw that crap! They call that performance? I'll they ya what they need and what you limp wristed boys need! MAN JUICE!" He raises up the bottle towards the audience. "Do you want to be MANLY AS ****? Take a dose of MAN JUICE. What's that? You think you are some hot stud? Get ready to be such a stud, you make studs feel they just invalidated their time in the gym! MAN JUICE! For those who wish to grow BEARDS on top of their BEARDS!" Matataku proceeds to throw the drink on the canvas and elbow drop it to pieces. He quickly gets up. "MAN JUICE." And he returns to his seat. Members of the audience seem a bit puzzled...While others walk towards the souvenir store, maybe looking for the fabled drink. With that out of the way, the show resumes like nothing happenned. Sue McGutpunch theme would you listen to thatjust blows up through the speakers, scaring some of the sissier man of the crowd. Like a possesed tornado, Girly Named Sue blasts too through the curtains running like a madmen towards the ring. As soon he jumps at the ropes, he keeps shaking them like some sort of Ultimate wrestler or something. As his burst of energy dies down, another theme plays: The chants can be heard: "Rape! Face! Rape! Face! Rape Face Rape Face Rape Face". A Jezebel article writer would probably have material for his entire carrer have one of such jornalists was in that crowd alas it was not so. As the chants die down, Angur "Forceful Intercourse Expression" Merah goes towards the ring with a devil expression on his face. http://i1090.photobucket.com/albums/i372/AKImeru/SueMcGutpunch.jpg vs. http://i1090.photobucket.com/albums/i372/AKImeru/AngurMerah.jpg Mountain Puncher Tournament Side A Sue McGutpunch vs. Angur Merah A surprisingly technical bout with the two Workers showing respect from each other, shaking their hands just before the contest begins. Angur keeps Sue tied down, turning his punches into hammerlocks or other quick standing submissions. The story of the match was Sue trying his best to land a power move and Angur reverthing everthing he did...Up until Sue manages to slip´from a Armdrag and he goes quickly for the GORE! 3 seconds later, we know who advances through the semi finals. Winner: Sue McGutpunch Rating: 55 As Sue and Angur leave the ring, the announcers talk about themselves into their mics. http://i1090.photobucket.com/albums/i372/AKImeru/MasajouWatanabe.jpg & http://i1090.photobucket.com/albums/i372/AKImeru/GarMatataku.jpg "So boss! What do you think about our boy eh? Fightmaster-san?" Matataku stares angrily at Watanabe (the color comentator) but then breaks it up in a laugh. "Hahahahah" He then gets serious. "I despise the gaijin!" Watanabe looks concerned but before he can speak up, Matataku continues. "That said, the kid is the champion, isn't it? This is no accident! No accident my man. Jim Fightmaster holds the title because he is what All Too Manly is all about. Yes! Even someone who despises gaijin can see that." And just like that we are off to the next match. slowly fills the arena. A song about his home town, Metro City. The American Cop makes his way dressed on his iconic trenchcoat to the ring. Just as he finishes climging, a classier tune plays. The audience reacts! They know only one man would enter to that. Despite the soothing Ravel's Bolero playing, Rollins look as pumped up and agressive as usual. He stares at the crowd for a while as soon he steps out of the curtains just before climbing the turnbuckle and raising his arms up. http://i1090.photobucket.com/albums/i372/AKImeru/JohnBencher-1.jpg vs. http://i1090.photobucket.com/albums/i372/AKImeru/HenryRollins.jpg Mountain Puncher Tournament Side A John Bencher vs. Henry Rollins Turns out John Bencher is hungry! Before Rollins could enter the ring but still on the top of the Turnbuckle, Bencher goes in for the kill! Quickly running up to it and superplexing Rollins into the ring! The bell rings almost at the same time Rollins hit the mat. Even the rude start, the match is back and foward action from the two heavyweights. Bencher hits the Bencher's Law for a hard fought win at the 12 minutes mark. What a upset! Winner: John Bencher Rating: 48 Brick's theme goes up and the massive hunk of a man makes his way to the ring. Some fans extend their hand to touch him but he just gives them a ugly look. Brick isn't someone you should mess with even if you are in the audience. He proceeds to the ring... http://i1090.photobucket.com/albums/i372/AKImeru/BrickWalkway.jpg vs. http://i1090.photobucket.com/albums/i372/AKImeru/MarleyBadjack.jpghttp://i1090.photobucket.com/albums/i372/AKImeru/JorgusGlaztrum.jpg And looks towards the entrance ramp. But without any warning, Marley Badjack and Jorgus Glaztrum jump from the rafters, holding into ropes! They hit Brick with a thunderous double dropkick! The bell rings and what we watch is the two bearded warriors destroy a man. Marley would make Brick stand up just to slap him around, and Glaztrum would hit with a series of headbutts. Despite such a violente offensive, Brick was trying to defend himself raising his guard, trying to move out of the way and such. At one point, Badjack sets brick on the center of the ring and runs towards the ropes just as Glaztrum did the same on the other side of the ring. They both go for a lariat but Brick rolls out of the way on the last second, making the duo hit themselves. They start arguing with each other, and Badjack slaps Glaztrum right on his face! Glaztrum gives him the meanest look he ever glared and raises his hand in a chop! But his hand is caught...By none other than Brick! Brick kicks Glaztrum in the gut, puts him in a elevated powerbomb position and then...Last Ride! He slams Glaztrum right over Badjack! He pins both men in the center of the ring for the victory. Winner: Brick Walkway Rating: 64 (!) Not stoping for a moment, the show goes on. Watanabe (the color comentator) raises up and yells into the mic. "It's time...For the Christmas Brawl!" A thunderous pop for the audience as they all rush to the front seats, holding their wrapped weapons. Saladin's theme overtakes the Arena as he walks towards a huge mass of the audience. He picks a present without even looking or hesitating and goes into the ring. That was just the cue for Sinbad's theme and his entrance. The babyface got a loud cheer, he is clearly one of the crowd favorites. He picks several presents and start throwing then into the ring! After throwing like a crapton of them, the audience starts filling up the ring with presents! Saladin ducks underneath a turnbuckle as the wrapped weapons litter the ring. After a great roar, Sinbad jumps into the ring! http://i1090.photobucket.com/albums/i372/AKImeru/Saladin.jpg vs. http://i1090.photobucket.com/albums/i372/AKImeru/Sinbad.jpg Christmas BRAWL Match Saladin vs. Sinbad Unwrapping the first present he could find, Sinbad hits Saladin with a cookie sheet right over his head! Actually that match consisted of Sinbad digging through presents and hitting Saladin with them. Saladin kept unwrapping presents just to find crap like food or CDs, which he threw back at the crowd. A feel good match that ended when Sinbad hit Saladin with the Bycicle kick and pinned the Iraqi legend over a toy oven. Winner: Sinbad Rating: 59 As the referee helps clean the landfill and throw the presents aside...A very familiar song plays. Neptune man's theme! The lights go down and a laser show to the rhytmn of the tune starts happenning. Smokescreens happen all along the ramp towards the ring. The perfect super wrestler himself walks down said ramp, wearing a long white cape over his wrestling garb and a christmas hat! The audience goes NUTS for this as the cool heel enters the ring. However.... http://i1090.photobucket.com/albums/i372/AKImeru/GarMatataku.jpg Gar Matataku rises up, mic in hand! "What a load of crap! You call yourself a man?! A perfect super wrestler?!" Neptuneman turns to the old man with a smirk. "This fancy intro...It's unmanly! It's against what A2M is all about! We are about men fighting for their pride! For their manhood! I understand you are one of Toei boys but this is no excuse! No excuse at all!" The audience then seems to turn against Neptuneman! They start booing as he throws his hat and cape to the side, staring at the entrance ramp. Jim Fightmaster music slowly plays and the men's man enters the ring. On his waist, the Heroic Shark ****er title. The reason why the fans come to the show. The cheers couldn't be louder. He is a man in a mission, to show Neptuneman how things are done in Hokkaido. Even if he is a gaijin, even if he doesn't have a beard as manly as his...He is a man! And he is about to let his roar out. http://i1090.photobucket.com/albums/i372/AKImeru/Neptuneman.jpg vs. http://i1090.photobucket.com/albums/i372/AKImeru/JimFightmaster.jpg Heroic Shark ****er Match Neptuneman vs. Jim Fightmaster However, as Jim slides into the ring, Neptuneman unleashes a flurry of stomps! He doesn't stop! The referee rushes to him trying to push him back but he just won't stop! The bell rings and Neptuneman takes the belt from Jim Fightmaster. He throws the belt at Matataku's feet just outside the ring and continues the brutal beatdown to our man, Jim. Jim hasn't show a single trace of fight in him yet, Neptuneman is just torturing him with stomps and elbow drops. Fightmaster them out of nowhere rises up! The audience goes nuts! but almost as suddenly he stands up he eats a hard standing lariat from the Perfect Super Wrestler himself! Jim falls to his knees but Neptuneman raises him up and drags him to the apron. He puts him into a powerbomb and...Jumps into the concrete! He slams Fightmaster into the concrete! The audience gasps for air as Neptuneman laughs it up as he circles Fightmaster. The referee opens a 20 count, by 18 Neptuneman has rolled Fightmaster in. Still in control, Neptuneman goes for a pin. 1... 2... Near fall! The audience roars! The cocky Perfect Super Wrestler seems really angry about this and starts hitting the mat, yelling! He raises Fightmaster up and throws him at the turnbuckles. He climbs it and start mauling Fightmaster head in. One! Two! Three! Four! Five! Si-Fightmaster throws Neptuneman to the outside! He crashes into the protection mats to the concrete! Fightmaster then, with every ounce of energy he still gets go to the apron, and waits Neptuneman to stand...A groggy Neptuneman does so and eats a crossbody! The audience loses it's shit as they start chanting for their man! "Fightmaster! Fightmaster!". Now it's Jim's turn to roll Neptuneman back into the ring. Without any gas left, he barely manages to set up a pin. 1... 2... Kick out! Neptuneman's kick out is with extra malice and rage! He quickly goes for Fightmaster, standing before him and kicking him in the back of his head! The rest five minutes is yet again another Neptuneman beatdown, with Fightmaster just getting the occasional punch or hold in. It was not before the 18 minute mark that we saw some fire from Fightmaster again. After forcing a break by escaping an armbar, Neptuneman man has had enough. He signals for the . "MAGNETIC POWAH~"! He raises up his fist to the air and the eletrical current starts running through it. Fighmaster, being close to the hopes, hold into the bottom rope as his body is forcefully dragged by the Magnetic Power - Or would be, if he wasn't holding that rope with his last breath. Then, he changes position by kicking the floor, the magnetic power plus his momentum allowed Jim to flip over while holding the bottom rope. Now he is facing up...He let's go from the bottom rope and gets dragged through the air towards Neptuneman's arm...Legs first! Fightmaster had his moment of miracle the moment his legs connected with Neptuneman's arm, he quickly capitalized from the situation slapping his straight arm into a picture perfect armlock! Neptuneman falls down! He tries to fight Fightmaster, he tries to move to the ropes, he starts hitting his feet to the floor on despair! To no avail! he must tap out! And he does! Neptuneman tapped out! He tapped out! Fightmaster let's it go as the bell rings. Neptuneman rolls outside the ring and starts throwing a tantrum! He trashes the steps to the ring and storms through the curtains. While this is happenning the entire place is chanting for their still champion man. "Fightmaster! Fightmaster! Fightmaster!" And with that...The show is over. Winner: Jim Fightmaster [c] Rating: 68 (!!!) Overall Rating: 62 (:<) *** OoC Commentaries: You can clearly tell I was testing the waters here. No big storylines, no big upsets outside Rollins jobbing. I was mostly trying to get the hang of how angles work on A2M. None of my stars can talk Japanese! Only Matataku! I'll need some mouthpieces if I want my stories to evolve. Keep an eye out for my next show though. *** Next stop: MANLY NEWS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crayon Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 Oh my god, what an awesome show. I wasn't expecting as much detail actually so color me pleasantly surprised! I'm not really sure what part was the best, but I think it's got to be between the infomercial by Matataku and Brick's finish, giving Glaztrum the Last Ride onto Badjack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistaken Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 <p>great show.</p><p> </p><p> I really wish there as a 9000 verse diary that could go the distance.</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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